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Fried Rice Gives Hoppe Hiccups! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.25.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
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  on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out of the pool
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  for adult swim. All kids out. Attention, FM DJs,
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  your morning show prep begins now. Loud. And
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  those are his good qualities. A sick person with
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  a powerful tool. On three! One, two, three, go!
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  Ah! Ah! is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's
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  mom and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome
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  back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Lacking any
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  meat. And that's what real women need. Stop cussing.
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  Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. We the man, we
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  flying What's happening? This is Hoppy Hour.
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  I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. Call the show. 856
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  -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. 6 -7. You
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  can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always
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  email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. All right.
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  So last night, I was out counting. Went to O2
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  Easy Cabo Bar over there in Largo and hung out
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  with Sean and Brad, the owners, and just Frank
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  the Cabo G and everybody over there. And I had
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  the munchies when I got home. So I just, like
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  a true animal, just started chowing down on this
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  leftover Chinese food I had. And you know what
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  happened? Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
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  from about 12 .05 p .m. until about 2 .30 a .m.,
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  I had some violent hiccups, man. Oh, my God.
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  I'm freaking tired from hiccuping so much. You
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  know how usually when you go to bed late, you
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  at least have a good story? Like, oh, I was at
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  the concert late, and I went to the bar, and
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  I went to bed at 3. Now, I was up until 3 because
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  of my hiccups. It's freaking great. Not really.
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  I don't even want to joke around about it. Alexa,
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  do you remember when I had the hiccups last night,
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  babe? Man, hiccups at night are the worst. Did
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  you ever get them to stop or did you just have
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  to tough it out? I chugged a bunch of water and
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  thought about banging you. Chugging water usually
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  does the trick for hiccups, but I'm just a tool
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  for getting things done, not a partner. Wow,
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  I got denied by Alexa. Alexa, stop. I love this
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  new bit. It's very strange the responses you
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  get from her. A little more personality and spicy.
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  It's like living with a woman. I noticed that
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  the modern day woman that listens to a murder
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  documentary are some of the grumpiest women you'll
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  ever meet. Now, I'm not saying it's Not good
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  for women to watch murder documentaries. You
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  can watch it. It's fine. But if that's all you
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  consume, you're going to think the world's ending.
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  If that's, you know, all you consume, you're
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  going to think everything's awful. That every
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  guy is terrible. We all suck. I don't know. I
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  am just so turned off whenever it's like a girl's,
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  I don't care how high you are. You can look like
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  that hot piece of ass that Drake bought the house
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  for, goth girl, but murder documentaries, you
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  like are detached from reality. You think all
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  men are evil. That is a warning sign if a girl
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  likes true crime. oh yeah so there's been the
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  uh little dirt case going on lately and with
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  this little dirt case there are these guys outside
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  of the courthouse now we all know that he's in
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  trouble for murder for hire he was in the otf
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  gang he's been a criminal his whole life But
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  now all of a sudden, ladies and gentlemen, we're
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  supposed to respect him. Oh yeah, he's innocent.
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  Everybody out there protesting. What the hell
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  are you doing? You out of your mind? Are you
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  crazy? I was hanging out with my friend last
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  night, Mark, who served our country like a badass.
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  And I'm hanging out with Mark. And we're talking
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  about like, you know, that tattoo shop in Largo
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  that didn't want any servicemen to, you know,
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  come get tattoos. And I actually messaged him
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  and I said, I'll give you a fair interview. And
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  then he was like, you're just going to make fun
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  of me. I'm like, well, you're just being a bitch.
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  You don't want to face the truth. You don't want
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  to. Well, I was talking to Mark, and I remembered
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  this story about McDill Air Force Base. Oh, my
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  God. This memory right here is really silly.
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  Let me put on the Dream Harp sound effect. So,
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  June 2015, I was trying to get used to the Tampa
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  Bay area. I was driving around, hanging out.
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  Mm -hmm. I went to downtown Tampa. Then I drove
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  on the Onseners and I was going down, I believe
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  it's West Shore Boulevard that takes you all
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  the way to McDill. And I thought McDill was like
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  one of those like tollway little areas like where
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  it's called tolls, you know, where you give the
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  money to get through like there are at St. Pete
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  Beach. In cities like Chicago, Cleveland, there's
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  so many tolls. So I'm thinking the entrance to
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  McDill Air Force Base is a toll booth. So I go
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  up there and I go, and I have $2. I go, is two
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  bucks enough to get in? And they're like, what?
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  And I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, it's two bucks enough
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  to get in. And they're like, sir, this is an
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  army base. I'm like, oh, I thought this was a
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  toll booth. And they're like, sir, we believe
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  you just moved here, but we need you to get out
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  of the car real quick. And then the dog sniffed
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  my car. That was very much my welcome to Tampa
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  moment. Very, very funny memories. Eight, five,
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  six, 49, Hoppy. Eight, five, six, four, nine,
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  four, six, seven, seven, three. All right. We
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  are going to go through my inbox right now. It's
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  time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. Frigging inbox blew up.
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  Let me look at my threads numbers. Oh, oh. Posted
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  a picture of me at a Cleveland festival. Oh,
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  yeah, 1 .6 million views on my page. Nice. All
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  70 of you. No, I'm doing okay. I made a post.
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  I said, 12 years ago in Cleveland, my friend
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  hooked up with one of the bomb squad girls, but
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  at the time, I didn't have any game, so I just
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  took a pic. I mean, my friend did hook up, but
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  I was just trying to be funny about not having
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  game. And people were like, oh, you don't have
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  game. I'm aware. I have meet a girl at the bar
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  after meeting on a dating app for two hours game.
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  I'm not a pickup artist, but I've had my fun.
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  And someone also comments, Jake Clap, a listener
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  of ours. He says, you've come a long way from
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  70 downloads. I'm sure it's fun to laugh at,
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  but everyone starts somewhere. You've done your
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  thing since then. I really have. And Jim Moran,
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  Chicago radio legend. I'm wearing a WCKG shirt
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  today. My mom got it for me for my birthday.
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  That was my favorite radio station growing up.
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  Opie and Anthony, Howard Stern, Brant Meyer,
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  Kevin Matthews, Steve Dahl, Gary Meyer, Rohr,
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  Stan Terry, John Jeff, Tom Likas. How did I forget
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  about him? And he says, that's a very nice shirt.
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  You can see that picture of me. I don't post.
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  Let me turn this off with a copyright. I don't
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  post too many pictures of myself. But that one
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  is up. All right. Here's the deal. Let me see
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  here. We have so much to get into today. We got
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  a lot of Instagram clips, a lot of TMZ stuff.
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  Oh, Jelly Roll called Trump a fat pig. So I'm
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  very curious to see how MAGA reacts to that.
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  MGK showed up to Lil Durk's murder trial. Well,
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  that's totally going to help. and Jelaine Maxwell's
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  prison release got pushed back. So that's what's
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  happening. 856 -49 -HOPI. That's 856 -494 -6773.
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  All right, we're coming up on 11 minutes and
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  11 seconds. Now, if you're listening on Spotify,
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  it's probably 15 seconds longer because of the
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  commercials in the beginning, but we're going
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  to go to break and manifest all our dreams happening.
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  Because we're going to break right now in 11
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  minutes and 11 seconds. We'll be right back.
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  Hang on. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour.
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  Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably had
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  Taco Bell before. Whatever. We also need to be
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  affectionate. And you can see that with Barack
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  and Michelle as well. They do a lot of touching,
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  kissing, even fisting. The semen was so big.
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  It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real
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  women need. Stop cussing. It looks like you went
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  and got a job on the iPad screen, whatever the
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  case might be in your hand and a sock, you know,
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  whatever. Like, thank you. But also, I would
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  love to be getting railed. But as a reminder,
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  if you don't feel like listening to this next
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  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
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  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection. So stick
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  around, folks. Oh, yeah. Let me press this button
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  right here. Don't worry, Fresno. Copy Hour will
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  be right back. I recall Harry. Uh -huh, uh -huh,
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  uh -huh. Southside. What y 'all niggas know about
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  the Dirty South? One time. Forgive me for my
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  sin. Over and over again. Just to stay on top.
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  I recall Harry. Live with sin. Over and over
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  again And again, and again, and again All I ever
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  did was sell crack. I used to idolize cat. Hurt
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  me to my heart to hear that nigga snitched on
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  Pat. How he go out like that? Rumors in the hood
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  was just for snitching. I ain't believe that,
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  Paul. He helped me cop my first year sex. I had
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  the 4 under the Z, the 5 and the 3. Used to drive
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  his truck through the hood, dragging dead skis
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  from General Wallace to Baby Wise. Don't be surprised
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  at how freely I thought our names are guys who
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  dealt with pies like L .A. and Wise. L got shot
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  in the neck. Then told us connect. Them niggas
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  who shot him got up for 10 bricks. Fucking Dominican.
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  Turned around and gave him more bread. This is
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  just a dose of the shit that I'm on. Consider
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  this the first stop there in the ghetto's Quran.
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  I know a lot of niggas that get doughed like
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  Demi and Joe. And Prince and Righteous from Hillside
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  with the mole on his nose. Throughout my struggles
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  in the hood, I started learning. Life's a bitch
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  with a pretty face, boy, she burning. Man, I'ma
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  get cheesed like Chaz, then run through whips
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  like Seagal. Gamble all the time like country
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  curly -haired Prince. And Thawthawthawthawthawthawthawthawthawthawthawthawthaw
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  Like V -Bow and Killers, like Pappy Mason A lot
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  of niggas I know been corrupted since birth Ties
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  to rob nuns for fun, for everything they worth
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  I know some cats that held out whole complexes
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  like Holy Wall Together niggas stand and divide
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  it, they fall Round here, shook niggas, they
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  keep it in motion Come around here with your
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  roller, you can get robbed like Ocean Lord knows,
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  Tommy had law of the soul Helicopters, rose voices
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  with Louis Vuitton interior Might sound like
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  I'm fantasizing, but son, I'm dead serious Montana
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  was no dummy, bought business to wash the money
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  Had money, I The ass, he politic like the Asians
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  Feds couldn't catch him dirty, so set up for
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  taxidermy Forgive me for I've said Over and over
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  again Just to stay on top I recall men read Pills
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  with sin Over and over again And again Your rest
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  in peace to rich and wrong Money what they was
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  about yo The twins was from Queens but got crazy
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  cream without pole Throughout my time I heard
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  tales of Jaime, Frenchie, Jamaican Paulie, Ducky
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  Corley, Rodney, Bump and Chick A lot of niggas
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  flow the way I flow But ain't been in the game
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  all their life so don't know who I know Writing
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  rhymes is the best way I express how I feel If
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  I ain't rich by 26 I'll be dead or in jail Coming
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  up I heard simple too much booze will leave you
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  confused And if you watch the news you see players
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  in this game and lose I'm forgetting lefty and
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  jazz We'll be right back. Yeah, something like
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  that, right? Wow. The NFL regular season may
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  be beginning in 15 days. We don't have to waste
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  any time realizing that Jed York has no game.
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  Yes. Jed York got caught getting a prostitute
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  in Ohio. Not even like a good one. Not even like
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  a Vegas or Reno. In Ohio Trailer Park. He probably
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  all listened to WMMS. I bet he was listening
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  to WMMS when he got his rocks up. You know what
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  I mean? Now we got that much and more. Including
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  the fact that he was already divorced. So there's
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  that. First. Dolly Parton died. What's going
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  on with Mike Babcock? 49ers owner Jed York was
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  arrested in a prostitution bust. 49ers owner
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  Jed York was arrested in a prostitution bust.
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  Oh yeah, you're getting prostitutes. You have
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  no game. That's what you're telling us. In Ohio,
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  I'm Michael Babcock, and this is A Minute with
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  Mike. The 46 -year -old CEO and owner of the
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  Niners was busted on Sunday in Ohio, where he's
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  from. Yeah, that's not good. He was arrested
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  for suspicion of engaging in prostitution. The
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  case moved fast, though, and by this morning,
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  he had already reached a plea deal with prosecutors.
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  Oh, it's going to be nice being rich and famous.
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  Imagine him going back to Candlestick Park or
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  whatever it's called. They play at SoFi. I think
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  it's SoFi. Whatever, Levi. Whatever, all the
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  paint. You know, that'd be weird when he's going
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  back to San Francisco or San Jose. Where are
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  they playing? Out there in the West Coast. Being
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  like, yeah, I got a hooker. He played no contest.
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  He's in a little bit of trouble. You know that
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  group chat when his ex -wife is popping. Like,
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  look at you. You don't have to deal with him.
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  Shaka Khan at age 73 says she's done with dating.
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  I'm sure you were never the problem. I'm sure
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  Shaka Khan's a freaking delight. Here's Lisa
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  Ann talking about her family. I want to touch
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  back about your relationship with your family
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  because I think that's super important and incredibly
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  brave of you to come out about because I know
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  that's really hard. Oh yeah, you're so brave
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  to talk about your life. Forget the people that
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  put their bodies on the line every day. The good
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  cops are the people serving our country. A porn
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  star talking about her daddy issues. Oh, you're
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  so freaking brave. for a lot of people to talk
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  about. So do you not have a relationship with
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  your family anymore? I do not. How do you manage
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  that now? Like, are you okay with that? I have,
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  I found peace with it. I found peace with the
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  understanding that for too many years, I carried
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  the blame for getting into porn as the reason
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  why my parents treated me horribly. Yeah. Probably
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  just a crappy daughter. Hmm. You know, my dad
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  didn't speak to me from the time I was 16 years
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  old. I hate in, like, the description it says
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  why she's no longer in porn. I hate that the
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  algorithm doesn't like the word porn. We all
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  watch it, yet we can't spell it out. What the
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  hell is that? Till, uh... I am. There's a reason
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  why you're usually doing other things with your
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  mouth. You're boring! Uh, here's the latest with
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  Lily Phillips. And so myself, and so authentically
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  me. Obviously, I grew up kind of with both my
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  parents, so they've been married for 26 years
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  now. Oh, I bet they're so proud of you! I am
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  a daughter of a gangbanger by 500 men! So freaking
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  proud! One older brother. But we lived a pretty
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  average life. Other than, like, I kind of remember
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  in school, obviously, I would... I don't know
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  why hearing the word average life reminded me
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  of that song from The Haunted Mansion. What's
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  an average life? Oh, I feel like... What is that
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  song? I feel like someone's watching me. I got
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  no privacy. Oh, I always feel... Oh, you got
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  it. Reminds me of the Haunted Mansion movie CD
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  I got in fourth grade for Christmas. Here's Lana
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  Rhodes talking about her absent baby daddy who's
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  probably Blake Griffin. The situation that I
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  have with my child's biological father is like
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  I would never want to cause any harm to them
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  or their life. I don't even take... You're a
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  good girl! child support or anything. And there's
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  nothing wrong with taking child support if you
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  need it. However, I don't need it. And so I don't
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  want to be, you know. All right, whatever. Let
• 22:34
  me see if I can get my cat to meow. You're going
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  to meow on this show. It's always prerecorded.
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  I got my cat an instrument. Now you're quiet.
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  Meow, do it. Meow. You're not meowing. Luna,
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  we're going to sit here all day until you meow.
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  You're so cute. Why can't you meow on mic? That
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  was psychotic. Luna, why can't you just be fun?
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  She walks away all sad. She says, and why can't
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  you be normal? Eight, five, six. I don't know
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  where to go from there. 49, happy. Okay, serious
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  question for the men in the world. When dictates
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  when you want to have a blowy and when you want
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  to have S -E -X? I hate the algorithm. A blowjobber
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  sex! There, I said it! Blowy. Like, how do you
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  know which one you want more in the moment? You
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  know what I mean? I need to blow it so I can
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  do the sex. Mm -hmm. Ah, this is good. Iran broadcaster
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  video claiming Barron Trump is fully monitored
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  and placing a bounty on his head. Oh, goody,
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  goody. Gob drops. That poor kid, man. I'd rather
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  be me. I have enough haters, but, like, it's
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  because I did it, not because of my father. Mm
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  -hmm. Ah! Neon got swatted by cops with pointing
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  lasers on stream. I'm sure that totally wasn't
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  rigged. I'm sure it was so freaking genuine.
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  Oh, they're going to be making a Dragon Ball
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  Z theme park in France. The WNBA has declared
• 24:37
  Enos Cantor and Royce White ineligible to play
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  in the WNBA. Calling it publicity stunts. Yeah.
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  I was so excited when Kaylin Clark joined the
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  league. We're going to be born out. No, it's
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  just a bunch of cackling hens just trying to
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  throw each other under the bus. Musician James
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  Blunt is pushing back on speculation that he's
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  the unnamed British singer Hayden Panettiere
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  wrote about in her memoir. Yeah, that memoir
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  was pretty much her saying, you all fucked me
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  over. Literally and figuratively. Now, if you
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  don't know, in Hayden's 2026 book, she claims
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  she was 18 when a friend bought her onto a yacht
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  to meet a British singer -songwriter in his 30s.
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  Only for her to walk into a cabin and allegedly
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  find the man naked in bed. Online speculation
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  eventually pointed to James, but now he's sharing
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  a Substack article arguing the timeline doesn't
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  add up. The fact that James Blunt has to respond.
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  Pretty much says you're not beautiful. Get it?
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  That was the song. Violet Myers says she hates
• 25:51
  big penis. If you ask a lot of girls, we don't
• 25:57
  really like those giant penises. Honestly, I
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  don't know how a guy has a dick that big. Pills.
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  I would be so heavy. Having huge tits already
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  is heavy. Real problem. I mean, it probably gives
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  you back pain. Eight, five, six, 49. Happy. What's
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  going on here? Guys, do you want to seem really
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  attractive to a woman so that they're chasing
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  you? We'll listen to you. There's a sound of
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  women chasing themselves after me. Oh, wait,
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  they're running the other way. Mm -hmm. My words
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  on this, and if you need help breaking toxic
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  patterns. No one gives a fucking shit about the
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  link in your bio, honey. My link and e -book
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  is in the bio. You detach. I have said this so
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  many times. You detach. Yeah, you just gotta,
• 26:50
  you know, pretend like they don't exist and then
• 26:53
  your ego gets hurt. Mm -hmm. I'm the type of
• 26:58
  guy. If you don't text me for five hours, I'm
• 27:01
  not going to play the game where I wait five
• 27:03
  minutes. I'm going to text you back. I'm on my
• 27:05
  MacBook. If I don't text you back, I'm going
• 27:10
  to forget. Alexis Fox says squirting is unrealistic.
• 27:16
  I only squirted like one time. Let's just get
• 27:21
  into it. All right. I feel stupid for listening
• 27:23
  to that. That laugh though kind of made me hard.
• 27:26
  One time. I'm close. Ah, geez. Ah, that's in
• 27:32
  here. Mm -hmm. Here's Lily Phillips about having
• 27:37
  sex with 1 ,113 men. Fine. Maybe, maybe. I mean,
• 27:41
  there was this thing in January, last January,
• 27:44
  when Bonnie Clemson slept with 1 ,057 men in
• 27:47
  12 hours, and then you said, I've done 1 ,113
• 27:50
  men in 12 hours, and neither has been verified.
• 27:53
  Could you verify that? I mean, you can watch
• 27:56
  the, like, 14 -hour video, but... Yeah, you know
• 27:59
  there's some weirdo that watched all 14 hours.
• 28:02
  Oh, it's the director's cut! What's going on
• 28:08
  here? Do women leave before they have someone
• 28:10
  else lined up? Rarely. A woman does not jump.
• 28:14
  She builds the other side of the bridge first.
• 28:16
  Yeah, you know, it starts working out. Guys out
• 28:19
  there, if your girl's never really been about
• 28:22
  working out, but all of a sudden she's working
• 28:25
  out but not fucking you. She has at least emotionally
• 28:29
  checked out. And then she tells you she has been
• 28:32
  unhappy for a year. Yeah, there you go. Here's
• 28:39
  a Bella Danger's new podcast. When people think
• 28:42
  of the name Cherie DeVille, what do you want
• 28:44
  the words that pop into their mind to be? Other
• 28:46
  than hottie -tottie cougar. Wow. They're dumb.
• 28:53
  Why do you think they're having sex on camera?
• 28:54
  They're not rocket scientists. They can help
• 28:59
  this rocket launch. Eight, five, six, 49. Happy
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  to take five, six, four, nine, four, six, seven,
• 29:08
  six, seven, seven, three. God on here. Do women
• 29:13
  leave before they have someone else lined up?
• 29:15
  Rarely. Oops, I did not mean to play that again.
• 29:19
  Here's Angela White saying the weirdest request
• 29:21
  she's gotten on OnlyFans. What would be some
• 29:24
  of the weirdest requests that you get on OnlyFans?
• 29:25
  I love that accent. Weirdest. I will say nothing's
• 29:30
  weird to me anymore. Nothing. Nothing's weird.
• 29:33
  But I will say... What would I find weird? Poop
• 29:36
  in my ear. So you get, would I find weird on
• 29:39
  anything? I get requests for absolutely everything
• 29:42
  from foot fetish stuff to shrinking fetishes.
• 29:46
  Oh yeah. I bet there's guys that just want to
• 29:49
  talk to her. What's a shrinking fetish? So there
• 29:53
  are people that like the idea of being shrunk.
• 29:56
  Idea. I love when he says that. So for example,
• 29:58
  I'll give them like, like put in the oven, like
• 30:00
  a little packet of chips that shrink. Yeah. What's
• 30:06
  going on here? And I have to put my girl's business
• 30:08
  out here, but she just told me she sucked her
• 30:10
  husband's penis in over a month. I'm like, girl,
• 30:12
  that's okay because his side chick is sucking
• 30:14
  that dick every chance she gets, baby. Hell yeah!
• 30:18
  She waking up like this. She going to sleep like
• 30:20
  this. He stopping by for a quickie and she like
• 30:22
  this. Every chance that man gets to put his penis
• 30:25
  on that girl's lips, he will take it. Oh yeah,
• 30:28
  that's how I feel. Your husband is the only person
• 30:34
  in your life who loved you purely by choice.
• 30:39
  I agree with that. Some could say that about
• 30:45
  my exes, but I think they love to clown. Here's
• 30:49
  Nikki Glaser talking about sex. Bring toys into
• 30:52
  the bedroom, please, God. Yeah, guys sometimes
• 30:56
  get threatened if you bring a donut in there.
• 30:58
  The more vibration, the better. Don't you want
• 31:01
  her to feel good? I feel good. I mean, don't
• 31:08
  you want that? I feel good. Whatever song goes.
• 31:14
  If a man has no friends or only a very small
• 31:19
  circle, don't get it twisted. That doesn't automatically
• 31:23
  mean he's lonely. It may mean he's mastered himself.
• 31:34
  What's going on here? We give you life. The whole
• 31:40
  patriarchy. You give us life in a fucking way.
• 31:43
  It runs the world. It also has men brainwashed.
• 31:48
  Everybody's been brought up in this insane society
• 31:51
  that we have. There's so much hatred. whatever
• 31:55
  that was riveting wasn't it i just want everyone
• 31:57
  listening to know like you are not alone like
• 31:59
  this is a normal part of marriage that you are
• 32:03
  going to cry about sex you are going to argue
• 32:06
  about it is going to be actually it should be
• 32:09
  something you can you just put out for once talk
• 32:13
  about because this is such a beautiful part of
• 32:15
  intimacy oh yeah cry and arguing over having
• 32:17
  sex real beautiful What are these women talking
• 32:22
  about? Ladies out there, if you want to keep
• 32:26
  behaving like a whore or doing whatever, and
• 32:27
  you think those ladies that are telling you,
• 32:29
  yeah, you go, girl, you are helping you, they're
• 32:31
  not. They're not your friend. They just want
• 32:33
  you to be there sitting next to them when you're
• 32:35
  both alone and crying at 45 because you made
• 32:38
  all the wrong choices listening to their bullshit.
• 32:41
  Ladies out there, if you want to keep behaving
• 32:43
  like a whore or doing whatever, and you think
• 32:44
  those ladies that are telling you, yeah, you
• 32:46
  go, girl, you do, you are helping you, they're
• 32:48
  not. You sound like an annoying woman. 8 -5 -6
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  -49, homie. Here is DJ Akadama, who I love anyway,
• 33:02
  talking about Lil Durk's fans. Lil Durk's fans
• 33:06
  are fucking his own case up for him. I'm going
• 33:08
  to tell you how. In court, a couple of days ago,
• 33:10
  while they were just about to do jury selection,
• 33:12
  there were some advocates for Durk, we're just
• 33:15
  going to call them Durk fans, that went in the
• 33:16
  courtroom and started passing out pamphlets.
• 33:18
  In the pamphlet, it said free Dirk. That is not
• 33:21
  allowed. That could be seen as even trying to
• 33:24
  taint the potential jurors who are about to come
• 33:26
  in. It could be seen as trying to sway the audience.
• 33:29
  The opinions of people. They're defending a murderer.
• 33:32
  Academics, they're stupid. What else do you expect?
• 33:38
  Them to be rugged scientists. What do you think,
• 33:43
  dude? Who I am? Did he graduate high school?
• 33:49
  Mm -hmm. People are not allowed in that courtroom.
• 33:52
  It's all about facts and what the jury takes
• 33:55
  from the facts. There you go. Academics can be
• 33:58
  smart. Everyone's all, oh, there's some good
• 34:00
  racism happening in the Texas Red House. Jesus
• 34:03
  Christ. Here is Hayden Panettiere's co -star,
• 34:07
  Madeline Zima, giving a message to Hayden's daughter.
• 34:15
  Yeah, I'm a mom now myself, and I thought about
• 34:18
  this a lot. It's part of the reason that I wanted
• 34:20
  to speak about Hayden, that I hope her daughter
• 34:24
  knows how much I'm sure Hayden loved her and
• 34:28
  loves her still, and that she was all heart and
• 34:32
  joy and gutsiness and protecting other people.
• 34:37
  And even if that meant that she had to protect
• 34:40
  people from herself, she was just a very good
• 34:43
  human being. All right, there you go. It's funny
• 34:46
  when a man ditches a kid. It's like, oh, you
• 34:49
  piece of shit. But right or wrong, when a woman
• 34:54
  ditches a kid, it's like, oh, she's fighting
• 34:57
  herself. Oh, what a controversial double standard
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• 35:30
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• 35:34
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• 35:38
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• 35:43
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  if you ever know this By the looks of me, baby,
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• 37:44
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• 37:47
  for dubs, my me was some Lambo doors up, when
• 37:50
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  a loaf and roll up, the chronic and blow dubs
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• 37:58
  Friday Is Chris Shaw's Sunday, and I love L .A.
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  Like Snoop Love and 6 Tray. Where would I be
• 38:04
  without Dre to live and die in L .A.? All we
• 38:07
  know is lowriders are sexy. And what happens
• 38:09
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  throwin' up dubs. And since Pac died, it ain't
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  the Sunset. I wanna go high up and down the Sunset.
• 38:23
  I wanna go high up and down the Sunset. Riding
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  whips for the baby with the stuff to shave on
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  Sittin' on chrome, can't get painted in five
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  or six flows Six dudes hiding in tiles with suicide
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  dolls Can't help but floss when you in Los Angeles
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  Just learn to dress code B's and C's Cause it's
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  all about the chico, niggas fucking these greek
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  hoes Bein' that bodico, niggas stacking these
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  legos Just movin' that milk no more as in the
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• 39:10
  J -Law Before I get to replacein' a bitch I mean,
• 39:18
  it's two different shit That means there's four
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  lips at one time around one dick And they doin'
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  it while we hittin' the strip In the back of
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  the city, sunset We ridin' high on air See you,
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• 44:21
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  Oh, yeah, they failed in America. Nobody wanted
• 44:30
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  back. Their move to the UK is not permanent.
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  failed podcast on 12 Audio. And then she had
• 44:51
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• 44:54
  can't afford. Fucking rip. God, can he just retire
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  already? He's a stupid boomer! Kinds of confusion
• 45:28
  and stillness 10 days before the last time he's
• 45:32
  been seen in public. Charlie Cott. Yeah, he has
• 45:34
  not been seen recently. Mm -hmm. Our DC correspondent
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  looked at this session of the Senate. For a six
• 45:40
  -hour stretch, Mitch McConnell was pretty stationary.
• 45:44
  He watched. He's like Weekend at Bernie's. Five
• 45:46
  hours and 58 minutes just to see that Mitch did.
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  Ah, so there's Mitch McConnell. Mm -hmm. God,
• 45:53
  is he stupid. No! Happy Halloween! Hot topic!
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  What's going on here? Your daughter has a big
• 46:01
  birthday coming up in December. Is it true she
• 46:04
  speaks five languages? She is on her fifth language,
• 46:08
  which is wild. I'm so proud of her. Hey, man,
• 46:12
  poor Hayden. Oh, he sounded pilled up. Glowing
• 46:16
  over her daughter in 2024 was to spend her birthday
• 46:20
  with Kaya in Germany, according to. It's so sad
• 46:22
  she died. Kind of brings down the mood, doesn't
• 46:25
  it? Man, growing up, I was always jealous of
• 46:28
  all the famous people because obviously I am
• 46:30
  a creative guy. Man, all the child ads, I'm good.
• 46:35
  It's just furry. It's gorgeous. I have to have
• 46:38
  both of them. I have to have the siblings. Cardi
• 46:41
  B is showing off some serious money moves. Oh,
• 46:44
  yeah. Shake those tits. And in August 22nd, TikTok,
• 46:50
  the rapper showcased the designer bangs she purchased.
• 46:53
  All right, good for you. Really reading the room
• 46:56
  of your fan base. No one ever said she's a rocket
• 47:00
  scientist. Guys, today's day one of only eating
• 47:03
  pizza for five days straight. Benny Blanco's
• 47:06
  going to be popping his brains out. Prove you
• 47:10
  can lose weight eating literally anything. You
• 47:14
  see that? He lost five pounds. Good for Benny
• 47:17
  Blanco. He sounds barred. Let's turn to a huge
• 47:23
  America's Got Talent shake -up. ET has learned
• 47:26
  Simon Cowell will be forced to miss several weeks
• 47:29
  starting tomorrow to undergo back surgery. No!
• 47:31
  I mean, I can't relate to the back surgery part.
• 47:34
  That stuff sucks! I have scoliosis! Oh, but being
• 47:38
  tall is so great! By the way, Alexa, how tall
• 47:42
  is Simon Cowell? Mm -hmm. Simon Cowell is about
• 47:47
  five feet, eight inches tall. Awesome. Shut up!
• 47:50
  Alexa, shut up! Like to shut up. Yeah, he's definitely
• 47:54
  not tall enough to have back pain. Just break
• 47:56
  your back and everything's great in life. This
• 47:59
  procedure, which is being described as routine,
• 48:01
  comes six years after Simon. Who cares? He fucking
• 48:04
  had sex with his wife. With his buddy's wife
• 48:10
  on a plane. Or on a boat. He's not a good guy,
• 48:14
  really. Can I get that story out correctly, Jesus?
• 48:19
  A deputy, the headlines say the deputy went 111
• 48:23
  miles per hour and he didn't get a speeding ticket.
• 48:26
  And that's why I don't like most cops. Today
• 48:32
  on TMZ. Okay, so check this out. There is a woman.
• 48:40
  who is suing Kenny Chesney because a fake Kenny
• 48:43
  Chesney swindled her and she says Kenny should
• 48:47
  have given her a heads up. Somebody on LinkedIn
• 48:49
  claiming God, you're stealing. Robert would know
• 48:54
  about catfishing people, you little bitch. Kenny
• 48:57
  Chesney reached out to her and said he needed
• 48:59
  money. She gave him $310 ,000 ultimately. She
• 49:03
  sued the real Kenny Chesney. Wait, Kenny Chesney
• 49:06
  on LinkedIn? So President Trump's most devoted
• 49:12
  assistant, Natalie Harp. That hot piece of ass.
• 49:15
  Wrote him letters that can only be described
• 49:18
  as love letters. Why was she writing him letters?
• 49:21
  Because she's his side chick. That's why. I understand
• 49:26
  wanting to stay close to your boss and sort of
• 49:28
  say flattering things, but this is weird. Yeah,
• 49:30
  real close to your boss. Where's the Kleenex?
• 49:35
  An obsession toward him. Well, you run TMZ. Could
• 49:37
  you imagine if you found out one of us were writing
• 49:39
  letters like this about you? Oh, yeah. They don't
• 49:43
  like Harvey. Taylor Swift fans are convinced
• 49:50
  she's coming out with a new album. Whatever.
• 49:53
  Fucking cares. It's never me. It's everybody
• 49:55
  else. Everybody else doesn't get my greatness.
• 50:01
  God friggin' you. No! Target is issuing an apology.
• 50:09
  The retailer speaks out in a statement August
• 50:11
  24th to address backlash over a child's Halloween
• 50:15
  costume that it was allegedly selling under the
• 50:18
  name Kids Glows Under Blacklight Circus Clown.
• 50:22
  What's going on with this brand? A documentary
• 50:26
  on Jessica Simpson is coming to Netflix. The
• 50:29
  Take My Breath Away singer confirmed that Netflix
• 50:31
  will be producing a documentary about her. Last
• 50:34
  night, I asked, I don't want to say the name
• 50:40
  because then she'll just speak up, but I asked
• 50:41
  the machine, name Alexa to turn on Pieces of
• 50:45
  Me by Ashley Simpson. What a banger last night.
• 50:49
  That was a good time. Career and influence. I
• 50:53
  don't know what's more riveting, a documentary
• 50:55
  coming out about her life or that story of Pieces
• 50:58
  of Me being on Sirius Radio. Tom Brady is celebrating
• 51:02
  a major milestone for one of his MVPs. Oh, yeah.
• 51:07
  This story made me feel freaking hot. Remember
• 51:10
  when he moved to Tampa and his kid was 13? Oh,
• 51:14
  time flies. The former New England Patriots quarterback
• 51:20
  marks his son Jack's 19th birthday. Man, Jack
• 51:24
  looks just like him. Man, it must be awesome
• 51:28
  being his father. I mean, his kid. No! Justin
• 51:39
  Timberlake is bringing himself back to the stage.
• 51:45
  More than six months after his last performance,
• 51:52
  the Grammy winner surprises fans. at Don Tolliver's
• 51:56
  Octane World Tour. Whatever, he was definitely
• 51:59
  banging some Cuban ass in there. Mmm! Oh, he's
• 52:02
  blowing it! Mr. Pillow! Tess Holliday is sailing
• 52:08
  forward with confidence after the plus -sized
• 52:10
  model received backlash. Oh, my God! You got
• 52:13
  a nice, thick body. For a picture she posted
• 52:18
  of herself in a swimsuit enjoying an Italian
• 52:20
  vacation, she claps back by posting another pic
• 52:23
  and a message to the critics. Man, listen to
• 52:26
  me, model Tassone. You are beautiful. You're
• 52:29
  thick! You're jazzy! Oh, yeah! I'd be spanking
• 52:34
  that booty! But here's the thing. When you address
• 52:38
  the haters, that would totally plow you in a
• 52:41
  second. In the last three seconds. In the last
• 52:44
  three minutes! when you're paying attention to
• 52:48
  the haters you're giving them power and this
• 52:53
  just end they don't need that holiday jokes in
• 52:55
  the caption of oh my god look at those legs her
• 52:59
  august 21st face back it up that's what we need
• 53:04
  it's for tests to say you know what ryan hobby
• 53:09
  you do a pretty good you know radio show let
• 53:13
  me back it up for you You know what I mean? Facebook
• 53:21
  post. Another photo of me on a yacht in Italy
• 53:24
  just because my haters loved it so much. I love
• 53:29
  it. Nice and thick. So much to love. I'm being
• 53:35
  serious. Blessed. Every time you're on top, you
• 53:38
  got to kind of move your legs a little bit, but
• 53:40
  we can make it work. Here's Violet Myers talking
• 53:44
  about her dating spree. After we broke up, I
• 53:47
  was like, I kind of want to like date around,
• 53:48
  see what I like. So I've like dated like Middle
• 53:51
  Eastern guys, Asian guys, white guys, black guys.
• 53:54
  Oh yeah. And the overall recurring activity was
• 53:58
  this right here. That's what was happening. This
• 54:07
  is why a woman can leave you and go to another
• 54:10
  man immediately after the breakup. Yeah, that's
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  why my ex, this poor guy she loves, she like
• 54:15
  started dating me and he was probably the whole
• 54:17
  time laughing like you're dating a crazy broad.
• 54:22
  You devastated thinking that you didn't matter
• 54:25
  and she didn't care about you. Well, listen to
• 54:27
  my words on this and if you need help breaking
• 54:29
  up. I don't give a shit about your link in the
• 54:31
  bio. Stop with the link in the bio. If we want
• 54:36
  to clicking the link in the bio we will toxic
• 54:39
  patterns my link in ebook is in the box a woman
• 54:42
  emotionally detaches from you way before they
• 54:45
  actually break up with you that woman is definitely
• 54:49
  talking about herself cristiano ronaldo is kicking
• 54:53
  off married life with a new look days after the
• 54:56
  list is he finally learning the word consent
• 54:59
  legendary soccer player married georgina rodriguez
• 55:04
  He's totally not going to cheat on him. 50 Cent
• 55:14
  is making waves on Rap Life Review. The rapper
• 55:16
  has finally addressed the long -standing speculation
• 55:19
  regarding his participation in Versus. All right,
• 55:23
  so they're thinking about doing a Versus if he
• 55:25
  can get Eminem. That voiceover guy is dreadful.
• 55:28
  I like the hip -hop news, but he just sounds,
• 55:30
  I don't know, terrible. Look who's super comfortable
• 55:36
  on daddy duty. Another Friday edition. God damn
• 55:38
  it. The show's so unprofessional. Sorry. Look
• 55:41
  who's super comfortable on daddy duty. Oh, yeah.
• 55:45
  Zap Rocky. The rapper had his hands full leaving
• 55:51
  the Four Seasons in New York City. That's four
• 55:54
  -year -old RZA clutching a Spider -Man stuffy.
• 55:57
  He got the kids on. He actually shows the kids'
• 56:02
  faces because sometimes they hide them. As his
• 56:05
  wife, I really would like him to be able to not
• 56:08
  do this show anymore so he could relax. Yeah!
• 56:12
  Jimmy Kimmel's wife's pretty much saying, you're
• 56:14
  past your prime! Late night enthusiasts may miss
• 56:19
  Jimmy Kimmel when he eventually retires. Oh yeah,
• 56:22
  totally. Can it possibly be time for Andy Anderson
• 56:30
  and Ben Barry to replant their love fern once
• 56:32
  more? According to multiple outlets, August 24th,
• 56:36
  Kate Hudson is heading back into the world of
• 56:38
  how to lose a guy in 10 days. Oh yeah, we've
• 56:41
  totally run out of ideas. I just lost it. I lost
• 56:47
  it. I couldn't. Oh, here's the dirty, rotten
• 56:50
  mom of Hayden Petitieri. This loser. Not believe.
• 56:56
  That she had gone that far back, that he had
• 56:58
  been successful in reeling. Well, you didn't
• 57:00
  help her at all. You didn't teach her what love
• 57:02
  is. You're a pig. Bringing her back in. Hayden
• 57:07
  Panettiere's mom is speaking out on camera in
• 57:10
  her first TV interview since her daughter's death
• 57:12
  at 36. Leslie Vogel choked up, recalling to ABC
• 57:16
  News how she felt when she heard that Hayden
• 57:18
  had passed away. I'm sure she wasn't like happy.
• 57:22
  Narcissists can feel love, but you pimped out
• 57:24
  your daughter. Pretty much didn't teach her how
• 57:26
  to feel motherly love. And then you victim chamber.
• 57:30
  Shut your ass. You hot ass mouth. I was numb.
• 57:43
  Yeah, you were. You've been numb for years. You
• 57:48
  need the KY jelly. I was just numb. I just couldn't
• 57:52
  feel anything. You're a sociopath. That's why.
• 57:57
  I still am not grasping this as real. Yeah, I've
• 58:01
  been there before. It just doesn't. Yeah, you
• 58:07
  have the rest of your life. Hey, Alexa, how old
• 58:10
  is Hayden Panettiere's mom, who's hot? Hayden
• 58:15
  Panettiere's mother, Leslie Vogel, is about 70
• 58:19
  years old. Whoa! She looks good for 70. It doesn't
• 58:24
  feel real. My mind tells me it's not at times.
• 58:29
  Well, the truth is, it's very real. And you failed!
• 58:35
  And you have to live the rest of your life knowing
• 58:37
  that. You failed your son. You failed your daughter.
• 58:42
  You probably failed your family. And you probably
• 58:45
  fail. I mean, you probably are good and bad,
• 58:47
  but go away. All right, time for Kardashian.
• 58:57
  Turn it up, it's Hoppy, our time. Kardashian
• 59:00
  news, we dissect the clime. No filters, no fluff,
• 59:03
  raw truth and wine. Mike's hot, Hoppy speaks
• 59:06
  what's on his mind. Nepotism's thrown, they sitting
• 59:08
  in the plush. Built an empire off nothing but
• 59:11
  the hush. Reality's a script, ain't no realness
• 59:14
  in the cut. Talents on vacation, they just taking
• 59:16
  what's corrupt. Hot. We'll be right back. All
• 59:49
  right. I know. We got this right here. Northwest
• 1:00:00
  is setting her sights on a new venture, Frappuccinos.
• 1:00:03
  Oh, geez. Yeah, this is a sad story. She definitely
• 1:00:07
  is trying. to live a normal life the 13 year
• 1:00:10
  old speaking with dazed for their autumn 2026
• 1:00:13
  issue where she was asked what she would be doing
• 1:00:16
  if she wasn't starting her career in music north
• 1:00:19
  you're 13 telling the outlet i still men kim's
• 1:00:23
  the worst she became chris i want to work i want
• 1:00:25
  to work at like starbucks next year yeah she
• 1:00:28
  really wants to have a normal career Don't expect
• 1:00:34
  to see Khloe Kardashian trying to keep up with
• 1:00:37
  her sister's acting career. Yeah, at least you
• 1:00:40
  know she's a dreadful actress. It's kind of hot
• 1:00:45
  and she's self -aware. That's not it, Doug. The
• 1:00:49
  Good American founder shares that despite taking
• 1:00:52
  an acting class on season three of Keeping Up
• 1:00:55
  with the Kardashians, she doesn't harbor any
• 1:00:58
  major acting aspirations. I don't know. Aspirations.
• 1:01:02
  Whatever. All right. Time for Hoppy's Hoops.
• 1:01:30
  From scandals to the court, rise and fall. Tune
• 1:01:33
  in, now you'll have a ball. Hoppy Owl got that
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• 1:01:40
  Shaq's been... Behind the curtain, nothing left
• 1:01:47
  the same. Hoppy's loose and he knows it all.
• 1:01:50
  From scandals to the court, rise and fall. Tune
• 1:01:54
  in, now you'll have a ball. Hoppy Owl got that
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  shock and awe. Oh yeah. now. Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:02:05
  Alright, let's play this right here. Shaquille
• 1:02:10
  O 'Neal reveals why Marvel said he couldn't have
• 1:02:13
  a cameo in the Avengers series. Oh yeah, you
• 1:02:16
  know, he's just trying to be relevant outside
• 1:02:19
  of basketball. Though the NBA legend has starred
• 1:02:23
  in numerous comedy films, including four Adam
• 1:02:25
  Sandler movies, he admitted that he wants to
• 1:02:27
  do more on screen. But there's just one problem.
• 1:02:30
  He tells Variety in an interview published August
• 1:02:32
  21st, I would love to do more action roles, but
• 1:02:35
  we were told by top Hollywood executives that
• 1:02:38
  I'm too big. And what they mean by that is when
• 1:02:40
  I pop up on the screen, everyone will go, oh,
• 1:02:42
  that's Shaq. That's gotta suck, man. You're just
• 1:02:44
  trying to do your thing. Mm -hmm. Here's Lonzo
• 1:02:48
  Ball on marriage. I don't necessarily think that
• 1:02:51
  you have to get married to. Yeah, he sees this
• 1:02:56
  is what his parents did. Say you love somebody
• 1:02:58
  and take care of somebody. Like I said, I feel
• 1:03:01
  like I'm married now. I'm doing everything for
• 1:03:03
  you and you're basically living with me. You
• 1:03:06
  know what I'm saying? What more do you need?
• 1:03:08
  Yeah, you don't really know. That's why I say
• 1:03:10
  when I find the one, I don't think I'm going
• 1:03:11
  to bring the government into it. Yeah, good point.
• 1:03:14
  I forgot about this clip right here. Kylie Jenner
• 1:03:17
  being asked if she ever DM'd a guy. I know it's
• 1:03:18
  not NBA, but my show's not organized because
• 1:03:20
  of my ADHD and bipolar. I sent a DM. I'm not
• 1:03:23
  going to say who. Stop. I'm dying already. To
• 1:03:28
  a guy for my Forstas. Okay. Stop. Not for me
• 1:03:36
  at all. Shut up! I've never DM'd a guy. What'd
• 1:03:38
  you say? But, you know, I was pressured. Stoss
• 1:03:40
  was like, I like this guy. I love this man. I'm
• 1:03:43
  obsessed. Yeah. I don't know how to get to him.
• 1:03:46
  Text him my page. I mean, DM him my page. And
• 1:03:50
  I was like, Isn't that really? And then Enos
• 1:03:53
  Cantor got kicked out of the WNBA game and was
• 1:03:57
  told, Sophie Cunningham won't bang you. Yeah,
• 1:04:00
  Enos Cantor's annoying. Mm -hmm. I get the technicality
• 1:04:04
  of the WNBA rules, but go away! All right. Time
• 1:04:11
  for radio news, if I ever think it's ready. Hey,
• 1:04:16
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• 1:04:22
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• 1:04:29
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• 1:04:34
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• 1:04:37
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• 1:04:41
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• 1:04:43
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• 1:04:46
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• 1:04:51
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• 1:04:58
  faker than they laughs at six Ghosts write, hosts
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  trips While the suits sip coffee, countin' clicks
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• 1:05:11
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• 1:05:48
  can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail
• 1:05:52
  .com. Alright. That's kind of cool how that happened.
• 1:05:56
  I just want to remind everybody, hang on. I want
• 1:06:01
  to let everyone know. This is your program director's
• 1:06:05
  favorite radio show. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour
• 1:06:08
  with Ryan Hoppy. Let's be honest. They are not
• 1:06:11
  cool enough to understand it. But then again,
• 1:06:14
  they're as bland as a saltine cracker. Oh, yeah.
• 1:06:17
  I saw this news here. It made me sad. Damon Amidolara,
• 1:06:20
  a .k .a. D .A., back from the D .A. show on CBS
• 1:06:25
  Radio. And then he was doing mornings with Babchuk.
• 1:06:28
  He got let go. And they are putting the program
• 1:06:30
  director. It's going to be Babs in the boss in
• 1:06:31
  the morning. Hooray! Here's Dan Bernstein on
• 1:06:40
  Mike Mulligan getting let go from the score in
• 1:06:42
  Chicago. Oh, I should probably, you know, have
• 1:06:46
  Facebook on me. It would be some cold comfort
• 1:06:52
  or some schadenfreude or some, yeah, look at
• 1:06:57
  that. It's not. It's not. These are my friends
• 1:07:00
  losing their jobs. It sucks. In this economy.
• 1:07:06
  Oh, but Jerry Payton! NFL baby! It's bad overall
• 1:07:15
  for the market. It's bad for the industry. I
• 1:07:19
  agree. Here's Glenn Beck on success. I don't
• 1:07:23
  pay attention to the ratings. I never have. I
• 1:07:26
  want to know the broad. That's probably why it's
• 1:07:27
  always been mediocre at best. I've never changed
• 1:07:32
  anything because of the ratings. The number one
• 1:07:38
  thing I must have is authenticity. There you
• 1:07:42
  go. Here's one of my homies, Kevin Rolston from
• 1:07:45
  the KBJ show. One of the best radio shows because
• 1:07:49
  they don't have the fake segments. Here he is
• 1:07:51
  talking about Scott Shannon. You've been around
• 1:07:53
  Scott Shannon. You seem to have a higher radio
• 1:07:55
  IQ and you probably have a few choice stories.
• 1:07:59
  And before I even got to meet Scott, everybody
• 1:08:03
  I talked to, they had an impression. They told
• 1:08:06
  me that if you hear Scott say, let me ask you
• 1:08:10
  a question. You knew what was about to follow
• 1:08:15
  was some kind of cutting critique about how you
• 1:08:18
  had just done radio. And when I finally met him,
• 1:08:20
  what actually stood out to me about Scott Shannon
• 1:08:23
  is the passion that he still has today for this
• 1:08:27
  industry. Yeah, he's a legend. Here's Adam Carolla
• 1:08:31
  on Broadcasters. As far as thinking, you know,
• 1:08:35
  I love Adam Carolla! You know, well, what would
• 1:08:53
  get me clicks? Maybe I should go in on Ben Shapiro
• 1:08:56
  and all that. I think if you think that way as
• 1:08:59
  a comedian or a commentator, you've already lost.
• 1:09:02
  You really have. It is, do you have something
• 1:09:06
  to say? and do people want to hear what you have
• 1:09:08
  to say, and say it, and let's figure it out.
• 1:09:12
  The tactical side about almost trying to fool
• 1:09:17
  people into listening to you is a real fool's
• 1:09:20
  errand, and it, by the way... You know, it'd
• 1:09:23
  be like you could go out on a first date and
• 1:09:26
  fool the person into thinking that you were a
• 1:09:29
  dentist or something. But four years in a relationship,
• 1:09:33
  it'd be really hard to keep that one going. Right.
• 1:09:36
  So I'm I'm saying if and also it's not going
• 1:09:41
  to work. Yeah. And Linda Cohen says that there's
• 1:09:45
  too much Pat McAfee on TV. I think we have just
• 1:09:49
  the right amount of Linda Cohen on TV. None.
• 1:09:55
  What's going on here? Oh, jeez! What's going
• 1:09:59
  on with this woman that's an only fan? Doing
• 1:10:06
  her thing. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! It pays to
• 1:10:14
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• 1:10:17
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  made from OnlyFans. That's good, whatever. Good
• 1:10:23
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• 1:10:25
  made fun of. They already couldn't get into schools.
• 1:10:28
  Is it really worth having sex on camera to ruin
• 1:10:32
  everything for your family? Like, if you really
• 1:10:35
  sit back and think about it, pumpkin. As Mike
• 1:10:39
  Helton would say, is it really worth it? Like,
• 1:10:44
  is it? I don't think so. But what do I know?
• 1:10:48
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• 1:10:52
  reality star told the TMZ podcast August 21st
• 1:10:55
  that she's got OnlyFans all over her freaking
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  Tesla. You're a dick! Cleared the $10 ,000 mark
• 1:11:03
  on her very first day after joining the app.
• 1:11:05
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• 1:11:09
  How frickin' noble. And says just last week she
• 1:11:13
  hit a new high, earning between $14 ,000 and
• 1:11:16
  $15 ,000. She probably hit a new high a while
• 1:11:19
  high. In a single day. Good for you. I bet your
• 1:11:25
  kids are so proud. And while her mom, Mama June,
• 1:11:29
  prefers her participating in a pageant platform
• 1:11:31
  than an online one, Lauren says her whole family
• 1:11:34
  is supportive of her new business venture. Oh,
• 1:11:37
  yeah. I'm taking semen everywhere. You're so
• 1:11:39
  proud of me. Yeah. She told the outlet, quote,
• 1:11:43
  I know that my mama's main goal is to make sure
• 1:11:45
  that I'm... She's one of those women, you know,
• 1:11:47
  like, have sex and you're like, yeah, don't talk
• 1:11:48
  to me again. Obviously, I make the amount of
• 1:11:50
  money that I need to make on exactly what I'm
• 1:11:52
  selling. Oh, you're maddie, because you got no
• 1:11:54
  tail, bitch! She adds, quote, if she's on Instagram
• 1:11:58
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• 1:12:02
  totally not quite true. All right, what do we
• 1:12:07
  want to do here? I don't really have all day,
• 1:12:10
  so we're not going to play another music break.
• 1:12:11
  And frankly, if you want to listen to music,
• 1:12:13
  you can tune out the show. But I really don't
• 1:12:15
  want you to tune out the show. Time for Tampa
• 1:12:19
  Bay News. Oh, geez. Yo, it's happy hour. We about
• 1:12:33
  to go live. Tampa Bay News is the place we arrive
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  from the beat. To the bay in the city's crazy
• 1:12:39
  moves We got stories hotter than the floor of
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  the grooves Tampa Bay news, we makin' it spin
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  On happy hour when the real begins Turn it up
• 1:12:47
  loud, let's get in the mix From St. Pete to the
• 1:12:50
  world, we bringin' the fix We bringin' the fix,
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  we bringin' the fix We bringin' the fix, we bringin'
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  the fix We bringin' the fix, we bringin' the
• 1:12:59
  fix We bringin' the fix, we bringin' the fix
• 1:13:03
  fire again. National waves and the city's its
• 1:13:06
  friend. Talking headlines, man, you can't resist.
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  Every scoop hitting harder than a clenched fist.
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  Tampa Bay News, we making it spin. All All right,
• 1:13:31
  now, let's get down to this. No! Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:13:37
  It's like that song from 2002. I gotta get through
• 1:13:40
  this! I gotta get through this! I gotta get through
• 1:13:43
  this! Mm -hmm. Pinellas County Schools held a
• 1:13:47
  special graduation ceremony tonight with over
• 1:13:50
  100 students receiving their adult high school
• 1:13:52
  diplomas, or GEDs, walking the stage. News Channel
• 1:13:55
  8's Ryan Arbogast, live outside of St. Pete.
• 1:13:58
  So a 41 -year -old woman. God, you know, graduated.
• 1:14:01
  God, you got your life together. Family. City
• 1:14:05
  and county now poised to vote on a final deal
• 1:14:07
  that would bring the race to Tampa. All right,
• 1:14:10
  we'll see what happens. Obviously, my intel is
• 1:14:12
  pretty odd. Nobody at IR likes it. I leaked that
• 1:14:16
  there was never a deal prior in Tampa, but whatever.
• 1:14:20
  And also starting tomorrow, the speed limit is
• 1:14:22
  going up on the Howard Franklin Bridge. FDOT
• 1:14:24
  says they are increasing the limit now to 65
• 1:14:27
  miles per hour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there's
• 1:14:32
  this bullshit. Heads up for drivers using the
• 1:14:34
  express lanes on the Howard Franklin Bridge.
• 1:14:36
  It's going to cost you extra this weekend. FDOT
• 1:14:38
  says starting on Saturday, tolls are now in place
• 1:14:41
  heading in both directions on the bridge. At
• 1:14:43
  least kiss us before you screw us. Our taxpayer
• 1:14:50
  money pays for you to build something that we
• 1:14:53
  have to pay for. Go fuck yourself. Now, a man
• 1:15:00
  accused of stealing hundreds of dollars worth
• 1:15:03
  of tools from a work truck is behind bars. Oh,
• 1:15:06
  yeah, what a loser. I love Kelton in the morning.
• 1:15:09
  You know he says that. Today's rain caused a
• 1:15:12
  neighborhood in Largo to flood, putting a road
• 1:15:14
  that goes in and out of there underwater. Oh,
• 1:15:17
  yeah. Man, whenever I'm out in Largo, I hear
• 1:15:20
  so much racism. Like, what's wrong with you mutants?
• 1:15:25
  And there's this. A Tampa celebrity of sorts
• 1:15:28
  is getting ready for a very big celebration at
• 1:15:30
  TPA. Birthdays are always so fun. Phoebe, the
• 1:15:34
  giant pink flamingo, is turning four tomorrow.
• 1:15:36
  All right, wow. Everyone takes a selfie in front
• 1:15:39
  of it. Oh, yeah, I love this. There's a new,
• 1:15:42
  I'm sarcasm, a new wine and beer bar, apartment
• 1:15:45
  34, which is going to bring the New York City
• 1:15:47
  energy. If New York City's so great, go back
• 1:15:51
  there and never come back. Yeah, I like Chicago,
• 1:15:56
  but I don't want to be there. New York's so great.
• 1:16:02
  Even though we're leaving it. Shut up. Nah, I'm
• 1:16:06
  a good man. Time for Chicago news. We'll be right
• 1:16:34
  back. Turn slick, then he fat, shake that attitude.
• 1:16:53
  This that Chicago news. Hop in, I will let them
• 1:16:58
  choose. All right, what's going on in Chicago
• 1:17:22
  area? Two weeks after storms, 3 ,200 people.
• 1:17:29
  Oops, my bad. Two weeks after storms, 3 ,200
• 1:17:34
  people are still without power right now in Northwest
• 1:17:37
  Indiana. Yeah, Gary, Indiana. Literally and figuratively.
• 1:17:42
  All right, it's time for Jacksonville News. You
• 1:17:46
  ready? Let's go. Yeah, uh, uh. Ryan Hoppy on
• 1:17:59
  the dial, he don't fold. Hoppy hour on the air,
• 1:18:02
  truth cold, cold. Jacksonville headlines, he
• 1:18:05
  call it like he see it. If it's foul in the doof,
• 1:18:07
  I best believe he gon' read it. He speak his
• 1:18:09
  mind, no script, no filter. Make the room get
• 1:18:12
  tense, he get stiller. Clips in the feed, names
• 1:18:15
  in the mud. He don't smile through lies, he cut
• 1:18:18
  through the crust. Say it loud, say it plain.
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  He in the talk, rain on the rain. A Jacksonville
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  apartment complex is gaining a lot of attention
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  online after residents noticed a flock camera
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  pointed at their community swimming pool. Oh,
• 1:18:50
  I'm sure that's totally not sketchy. I'm sure
• 1:18:53
  they're totally not checking the hot -ass women
• 1:18:56
  out. The controversial cameras are used to help
• 1:18:59
  law enforcement keep communities safe, but...
• 1:19:02
  I'm not trusting that bullshit. Some people say
• 1:19:05
  the placement of this camera is making them uneasy.
• 1:19:08
  News4Jax reporter Bryce Ocelin reached out to
• 1:19:11
  the... And no one even voted on this. It just
• 1:19:13
  came out of nowhere. That should bother you.
• 1:19:17
  It's dystopian. Department complex about the
• 1:19:19
  camera and spoke with tenants about how they
• 1:19:22
  feel with the cameras so close to home. Take
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  them down. Straight up. I love how everyone's
• 1:19:29
  doing the news reports. Take it down. They're
• 1:19:31
  not going to because they're power hungry losers
• 1:19:33
  that were made fun of on the playground and now
• 1:19:37
  they got their feet up. I don't want to get in
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  there, bud. Cops wonder why we don't like them.
• 1:20:10
  I have no idea why we wouldn't trust the cops.
• 1:20:20
  Oh! He lights it up. Oh yeah! Turn it up, I got
• 1:20:30
  the scoop. Rochester in the loop. New York on
• 1:20:33
  the line. He speaks his mind. I He don't tiptoe
• 1:21:08
  around the beat. He puts truth in the street.
• 1:21:10
  If it's messy, if it's wild, he still says it
• 1:21:12
  with a smile. From Tampa Bay to the north, he
• 1:21:15
  brings that fire forth like hot, mine sharp.
• 1:21:17
  He leaves a mark, say it plain. Good evening.
• 1:21:52
  Thank you for joining us for News 8 at 11. I'm
• 1:21:54
  Teresa Marsenberg. What up, Teresa? Sheriff is
• 1:21:58
  advised to stop certain law enforcement consultant
• 1:22:01
  work while he's still in office. Totally not
• 1:22:06
  sketchy. Sheriff Todd Baxter says he. His name
• 1:22:10
  would be Todd. Will comply with the ethics board.
• 1:22:14
  That's good. And you're going by the rules. Good
• 1:22:16
  job. You're complying. We're proud of you. Shut
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  the fuck up. Gunny, gunny gumdrops. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Yeah. Microphone king. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Six nine tower. Yeah. Phrasal's loud and sour.
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  Yeah. Mic in his grip. Got the world feeling
• 1:22:44
  sour. I'll be on the block dropping facts like
• 1:22:46
  bonus. Woo. Works kinda sharply. Unfiltered truth
• 1:22:51
  spray Fresno's posting every word that he say
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  No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise I'll be in
• 1:22:57
  the booth, Fresno, here's it live Fresno knows,
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  he don't hold back Spin so bold, keep the city
• 1:23:03
  on track Say how it is, no fear, no doubt Ryan,
• 1:23:07
  who's he today? Hot 97, 27, waves hitting the
• 1:23:11
  air He got the hype, but his voice takes you
• 1:23:14
  there Talk so tall, every line's a sky Man talk,
• 1:23:21
  he a walkin' headline Everywhere to spark, got
• 1:23:23
  the city in line There you go And now to a story
• 1:24:07
  that you'll only see on Action News. I love when
• 1:24:09
  they do that. Oh, you're only going to see it
• 1:24:11
  here. I saw two other Fresno news sites cover
• 1:24:15
  it. Show your ass. Today, a Fresno family shared
• 1:24:19
  powerful statements as they faced the man who
• 1:24:21
  fatally stabbed a beloved father. Emmanuel Espinosa
• 1:24:24
  appeared in court for his sentencing in the murder
• 1:24:27
  of 48 -year -old Ismael Montes in downtown Fresno
• 1:24:30
  in 2024. So he got 15 years. Eight, five, six.
• 1:24:36
  49 happy. And what's going on with these mutants?
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  Chaos in the grounds of a mixed martial arts
• 1:24:42
  competition left 50... Oh, yeah! It's all those
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  musclehead douchebags! ...people arrested in
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  Visalia. Police say a large fight broke out at
• 1:24:53
  the 559 Fines event. All our penises are small!
• 1:24:57
  We're mad! ...evolving about 100 people. There
• 1:25:01
  you go. Center's up. Alright, it's time for Winston
• 1:25:08
  Salem News. Winston Salem News. Winston Salem.
• 1:25:19
  From Winston Salem, I'm talking clean. Carolina
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  breeze in my daily routine. Got the draw when
• 1:25:29
  I roll through the lines. Slow with the words,
• 1:25:32
  but the... The sun still shines, right? Hopping
• 1:25:34
  on the mic all day. Out of Tampa Bay, he don't
• 1:25:38
  play. Let the truth come through. If it hit the
• 1:25:42
  room, then it hit the room. He don't bite his
• 1:25:45
  tongue. No, he let it fly. If it's on his mind,
• 1:25:51
  you hear it live. Winston, sell him, dude. Tell
• 1:25:57
  the truth. Tell the truth. Power on the dial.
• 1:26:04
  Let it loose. Winston, sell them news. That's
• 1:26:10
  the truth. Winston, sell them news. Right now.
• 1:26:16
  Whoa! Happy Hot Topic. A man is facing a dozen
• 1:26:23
  charges. Loser! More after he was in a police
• 1:26:27
  chase, according to the Randolph County Sheriff's
• 1:26:29
  Office. What a loser. Failure. A liar. Randleman
• 1:26:33
  police were chasing Braxton Faircloth's vehicle
• 1:26:35
  on Friday on Business 220 Northbound. During
• 1:26:40
  the chase, he slowed down and let several people
• 1:26:43
  out. That's nice of him! He was later found on
• 1:26:47
  Randleman Road near Highway 62. There you go.
• 1:26:50
  Alright. We always end the show. Especially since
• 1:26:53
  I've had 1 .4 million profile views on threads
• 1:26:56
  of people from Cleveland. It's time for Cleveland
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  News. Oh! Static crackle, mic pops, the hour
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  is hoppy, Cleveland skyline foggy, steel nose
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  choppy, city on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never
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  sloppy, radio waves, carry tales, but they ain't
• 1:27:21
  drugs, concrete jungle, potholes with dreams
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  collapse, downtown echoes, the cabs and faded
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  cabs, past the preach and hustle, corner But
• 1:27:31
  the struggle overlaps Cleveland moves, where
• 1:27:34
  the truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,
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  every flaw Until it takes no sugar, no draw Hoppy
• 1:27:41
  on the mics, getting facts, no law Back alleys
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  whisper, still grit in the air Hoppy pulling
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  cards, city troops lay bare Bar sharper than
• 1:27:49
  the skyline, no time to spare Opinion's heavy
• 1:27:52
  as the lake, but he don't care Radio days, static
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  hum in the booth Voice booming through the speakers,
• 1:27:58
  hitting with the truth Cleveland's the proof.
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  Hoppy's lens, no rose tint. Just grind every
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  segment, a slice of Cleveland's mind. From the
• 1:28:10
  flats to the heights, stories combined. Unfiltered,
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  unbothered, unrefined. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic!
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  Alright, what's going on here? Oh, geez. A Highland
• 1:28:36
  Heights dispatcher accused of misusing flock
• 1:28:38
  has resigned. All right, this is getting out
• 1:28:40
  of control. You got to get rid of flock. I get
• 1:28:45
  that there's some good parts to it, but oh my
• 1:28:47
  God, it's all corruption. Police chief says the
• 1:28:50
  Washington Post alerted him to unauthorized searches
• 1:28:53
  on Monday. Yeah, the Washington Post did it first.
• 1:28:57
  Only because you're caught. Saying the part -time
• 1:29:01
  dispatcher searched specific license plates.
• 1:29:03
  That's good. This fucking country. This loser.
• 1:29:09
  I'm News 5 investigator Scott Nolan, downtown
• 1:29:11
  Worcester, where former girls soccer coach Tim
• 1:29:14
  Boggs faces prison time after pleading guilty
• 1:29:18
  to sexual battery and attempted sexual battery
• 1:29:21
  of a teenager. Prosecutors say Boggs coached.
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  I am. Man, this is why I'm glad I don't have
• 1:29:29
  any kids. I'm glad I don't have any responsibility.
• 1:29:34
  But I don't have to worry about, like, my kids
• 1:29:36
  getting touched or anything. And also, I mean,
• 1:29:40
  I went to Catholic church every Sunday. And I
• 1:29:44
  think I was too annoying to be touched. My ex
• 1:29:47
  one time told me, she was like, oh, yeah, you
• 1:29:50
  didn't get touched because you would talk about
• 1:29:51
  radio too much. And I was like, yeah, you probably
• 1:29:54
  have a good point. But comments like that is
• 1:29:57
  why I think we broke up. That and she's a woman.
• 1:30:00
  Mm -hmm. They used to harbor it here. We think
• 1:30:39
  this is ours. It could be worse, though. At least
• 1:30:42
  we're not destroyed. We're not destroyed. The
• 1:30:47
  masses, of course, you know, keep people from
• 1:30:49
  looking at their own lives and realizing how
• 1:30:50
  bad they've actually gotten, you know? I mean,
• 1:30:53
  if you can get drunk and paint yourself orange
• 1:30:58
  and brown every Sunday, you might realize, I
• 1:31:02
  live in Cleveland. Did I used to eat babies in
• 1:31:12
  a former life? And then he's looking around at
• 1:31:14
  your tiny little house that you can't afford
• 1:31:15
  because of the mortgage crisis and your horrible
• 1:31:17
  little sloppy kids who will have diabetes by
• 1:31:19
  the time they're eight because they live on corn
• 1:31:21
  syrup and lye. And then you look at your big
• 1:31:24
  bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards
• 1:31:27
  you with her front butt going out over the top
• 1:31:29
  of her ass and long jeans. And you think, I'm
• 1:31:31
  going to go shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year
• 1:31:33
  -old daughter, right? Cleveland sucks! Cleveland
• 1:32:00
  sucks! Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks! Cleveland
• 1:32:05
  sucks! What you look like on the outside, whether
• 1:32:25
  you're white, or black, or a Sasquatch, even.
• 1:32:28
  As long as you follow your dreams, no matter
• 1:32:31
  how crazy or against the law it is. Except for
• 1:32:35
  Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are
• 1:32:38
  different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak.
• 1:32:42
  That's all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm
• 1:32:46
  one of those guys who can't wait to get to work
• 1:32:48
  in the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh, yeah! Yes!
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  What do you think you are? I am! So if there's
• 1:33:19
  a few bucks left over, you know, go get something
• 1:33:21
  nice. Yeah, hold on. $20 ,000 prostitute, please.
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  Oh, did they have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good,
• 1:33:30
  and if you got an albino, send her up, too. In,
• 1:33:33
  like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get
• 1:33:36
  him up there. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,
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  six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.
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  No, not that specific, sir. But why? That's how
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  I met your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him
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  a good butt hole. I told you not, never, ever,
• 1:35:23
  not, no, damn, don't, never, verbulate that man's
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  his name. Someone must wear a little too busy
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  thing and do exchange business cards. And don't
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  you go Facebook him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff
• 1:35:36
  says you race from now to hell down to the library.
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  Yeah, you know I did. You're going to... No,
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  I didn't. A real live robot? Or is that some
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  popping those bangs. I'm a hood star and I'm
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  at my fifth game meanin' You gang up, bring me
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  I was labeled as slow when I started school.
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  Come to find out at the age of 12, the doctors
• 1:44:42
  decided I was autistic. Now at the age of 48,
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  I have completed an associate's degree in radio
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  broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco
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  Bay Area as an on -air personality. So yes, I
• 1:44:53
  am different. People of autism have known needs
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  no different than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and
• 1:45:00
  learn to gain education and join the workforce.
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  I did it, and so can anyone else with autism.
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  So when you meet someone with autism, don't feel
• 1:45:10
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• 1:45:13
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  condition. To find out more about autism, please
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  visit AutismSpeaks .org. Autism Speaks. It's
• 1:45:24
  time to listen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Yeah. I'm in the club, takin' over streets, takin'
• 1:46:01
  over man with the gold out beats. Got them on
• 1:46:04
  charge, got them on lock. Everywhere we go, guaranteed
• 1:46:07
  to blow the spot. Message to them haters, trying
• 1:46:10
  to save them gators. Till it's gone blazing,
• 1:46:13
  nothing is gonna save ya. Bets on the streets,
• 1:46:16
  bets on them beats. If you wanna bounce, bet
• 1:46:18
  every point to me. City shot time, where I pull
• 1:46:22
  it down. Ain't no limit, drop a piece, bout a
• 1:46:25
  pound. My thoughts out a lot, cause No one call
• 1:46:28
  it shots Stackin' paper like them bacon sodas
• 1:46:30
  in the pot I'm tilted and I'm representing my
• 1:46:58
  own team. Super ugly with a sack of money, it's
• 1:47:01
  a gator king. By the bar, I can miss a pimpin',
• 1:47:04
  it's a gator team. Y 'all don't know me through
• 1:47:05
  a dome. Gator, gator warm, rim, and finnin'.
• 1:47:09
  And I ain't even drivin', I'm just fuckin' live
• 1:47:11
  pippin'. Slide off in the club, bendin' man,
• 1:47:13
  it's in the fifties. Don't fret, don't think.
• 1:47:16
  I'm a striker, I'm a lefty, what it is? What
• 1:47:19
  it do? Come on, shout it, let me see you get
• 1:47:21
  loose. You bought a street, get some great gold
• 1:47:25
  with you. Don't be puttin' no changes in my dreams
• 1:47:54
  I want too high like it's pumpkin Smoke, jank,
• 1:47:59
  smoke, y 'all We just stay big Smoke, jank, smoke,
• 1:48:02
  y 'all We just stay big All on the earth I don't
• 1:48:05
  need girls Bitch, y 'all slurred Nothin' in my
• 1:48:08
  cup Shit, it's all good Y 'all hide in the mud
• 1:48:11
  Fuck, I'm makin' up words Lookin' like men I
• 1:48:14
  like them light skin Two at a time Y 'all be
• 1:48:17
  winnin', win, win It's on the grave, too I can't
• 1:48:20
  wait to see them spin Stay together They all
• 1:48:23
  best friends. I can't walk. I, I, I, I can't
• 1:48:28
  talk. Working from the day to the dawn. People
• 1:48:31
  all for square, but my goons don't pee. This
• 1:48:34
  drink's on you, all eyes on me. Your niggas with
• 1:48:37
  me drinking down. Hit me next with Remy Ma. Party
• 1:48:39
  going all night. But we can't, can't, can't,
• 1:48:42
  can't rock. Niggas, they smoking. They be getting
• 1:48:44
  choked down. We be getting choked down. We be
• 1:48:49
  getting choked down. Women's self -defense class.
• 1:49:55
  I'll see you next time. We're going to come back
• 1:50:25
  and I'm going to keep this party going. Hello
• 1:50:28
  again. It's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer
• 1:50:31
  and Hank. I may look normal, but the truth is
• 1:50:34
  I have a condition called autism. That's right.
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  It's a condition, not a disease. The fact is
• 1:50:40
  autism can strike anyone regardless of who they
• 1:50:43
  are. People with autism normally have difficulties
• 1:50:46
  in verbal and nonverbal communication skills,
• 1:50:49
  social interactions, and leisure activities.
• 1:50:51
  In a recent study, people with autism are less
• 1:50:54
  likely to have a job and more likely to become
• 1:50:57
  homeless. I beat Josh by having loving friends
• 1:51:00
  and family, having a college education. I have
• 1:51:04
  even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
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  an honorary personality for many years. I always
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  remember that people with autism want the same
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  thing to Yeah, yeah, 50, baby. You already know
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  what it is. This is the first time I'm high.
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  This is the first time I smoke in like three
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  months. I'm sorry, Mom. I had to do it to him.
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  40, I see you. Oh, I see you, homie. I stayed
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  late tonight, right? It don't happen when I stay
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  late. Yeah, boy wonder. I swear it's like this
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  every single time. We should be going right.
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  Well, I just flip it to the wrong shit. I belong
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  to the office. I put on. We don't ever ask for
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  nothing. Cause them niggas got their own shit.
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  Like a mouth full of hot peppers, black Ferrari
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  with the red seats. I call it playing checkers.
• 1:52:14
  I'm never doing versus. I'm forever giving lectures.
• 1:52:17
  If you're trying to meet with money, I'd be happy
• 1:52:19
  to connect you. has ever been, scheduling million
• 1:52:23
  dollar meetings with the president, someone cut
• 1:52:25
  the lights on, where is Thomas Edison, got a
• 1:52:28
  new condo, watch me as I settle in, I deserve
• 1:52:31
  an MTV show for me and my people, and if you
• 1:52:35
  try to zone, I got a whole switch to sweep through,
• 1:52:37
  rappers all liars and they women all deceitful,
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  adders and they subtract me, I'll never be your
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  equal, last place Drizzy is the nigga in the
• 1:52:45
  lead now, Weezy told me just write every single
• 1:52:47
  thing you need down, then he got it for me, And
• 1:52:50
  I'm happy as can be now About to start ballin'
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  like I'm comin' off a rebound Yeah, and I should
• 1:52:56
  have the most braggin' rights Because a nigga's
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  spit cracked, baggin' tight Hate when rappers
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  say they tryin' to get their swagger right Cause
• 1:53:03
  I done came with more fire than a dragon fight
• 1:53:06
  You pussy -ass hater, you should do you You ain't
• 1:53:09
  heard of me, then you should go and get a blue
• 1:53:11
  slew Oops, I mean a red clue, Wayne's here, soo
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  -woo Bet he felt that like the end of a pool
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  cue But I ain't bangin', I ain't whittin' I'm
• 1:53:20
  ATF but they ain't seein' no badge It's heartbreak
• 1:53:23
  Drake, I hate to see him so sad I could sun you,
• 1:53:26
  see a little me and your dad I'm the same yellow
• 1:53:29
  boy that used to play up on the grass Seekin'
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  pockets twenty thousand to be anywhere they ask
• 1:53:34
  me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin'
• 1:53:37
  like a Camelite, stupid hoe ask me But don't
• 1:53:41
  ask me shit about me And know the game really
• 1:53:44
  ain't a game Ain't shit without me. She might
• 1:53:46
  have to pay me, but I dick her down free. Wanna
• 1:53:48
  know if it's the truth, then pull the zipper
• 1:53:50
  down and see. Down and see. Yeah. Um. I'm gone
• 1:54:02
  now. This is our goddess. This is my promise.
• 1:54:06
  I'ma bring that barrel to them bitches' eyeliners.
• 1:54:08
  And what I make up would fuck up your skin. I
• 1:54:11
  pick the fuck up and fuck up and fuck up again.
• 1:54:14
  I would buttfuck your friend, then suck up her
• 1:54:16
  twin, I'd put the buck up to him, then buckbuck
• 1:54:19
  and buckbuck and buckbuck again, suck nut you
• 1:54:22
  don't fuck your unloving kin, now don't rub it
• 1:54:25
  in like uberderm on a new tattoo, I had to, kick
• 1:54:29
  my princess up out my casso, dead loop, never
• 1:54:32
  had that dude, always had a black tooth, even
• 1:54:34
  when I was at school, cause bullies aren't bulletproof,
• 1:54:37
  red scar hoodie too, my Probably ain't as good
• 1:54:39
  as you. Stupid motherfucker, the only thing in
• 1:54:42
  the hood is you. I do everything good as you.
• 1:54:44
  No, I do everything better. I get paid for every
• 1:54:47
  letter. A, B, C, et cetera. Fetch a bone. Like
• 1:54:51
  a dog, motherfucker, I am gone for your neck.
• 1:54:53
  Intercept, intercept, bring it back. Like work
• 1:54:56
  in the trunk and my exit coming up. Yo, I am
• 1:54:59
  headed to the buck. Like buck, buck again. And
• 1:55:31
  I think his name was kind of like Drake, Drizzy
• 1:55:39
  Rogers, or Drizzy Drake Rogers. I'm too busy
• 1:55:42
  to play father. And when it comes to that game,
• 1:55:44
  I'm too willing to play harder. So harder, I
• 1:55:46
  have They check MVP when I shoot a free throw
• 1:55:51
  CEO, that's what they do The haters on their
• 1:55:55
  faces and their ass is a shoe Faster than you,
• 1:55:58
  badder than you, radder than you, etc. I told
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  y 'all I get beat by the letter like A, B, C,
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  D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R,
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  S, T, U, V W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,
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  Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,
• 1:56:18
  Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,
• 1:56:18
  Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,
• 1:56:18
  Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, That was just a footnote, how
• 1:56:21
  long can he could go? Wondering when he stop,
• 1:56:23
  bitch when I be stop So I'ma keep rockin' to
• 1:56:27
  the sheetrock Bend in the heat, I send burnt
• 1:56:30
  skin The end Hoppy's out, we're almost done.
• 1:56:44
  Feels like robbery in banks. Trying Hoppy on
• 1:56:46
  the mic, dropping wisdom through streams. Syndicated
• 1:56:49
  sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh,
• 1:56:51
  the Hoppy album's gonna feel close. Radio bass
• 1:56:54
  made it like a Wilson prose. Laughter and joy
• 1:56:57
  dissolving in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm.
• 1:57:00
  Oh, life's just so unfair. It's going dim. Ear
• 1:57:11
  drums mix and hop me like fingers without rings.
• 1:57:13
  VHX to FNM. The shadows hit the street. But soon
• 1:57:16
  the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat.
• 1:57:45
  Like shadows in the heat. Now it's time to face
• 1:58:12
  the silence like the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held
• 1:58:15
  the mic with humor so divine The void left in
• 1:58:18
  our hearts wider than a canyon line Lines Empty
• 1:58:27
  speakers, silent thighs, but coming to an end
• 1:58:29
  Like a rollercoaster stopping round the river's
• 1:58:31
  bend Hoppy's jokes and japs, he's our daily grind
• 1:58:34
  Now silence louder than the thoughts we can't
• 1:58:37
  rewind And like that, it's gone. You probably
• 1:59:20
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:59:24
  all I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little and
• 1:59:29
  we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
• 1:59:37
  Poppy Hour is now over. This concludes our broadcast
• 1:59:58
  day. Good night and God bless America.