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Patient Zero Werewolf Erotica · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the 96.1 Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I got a package here that says, hope this
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  Speaker 2: package brightens your day. I love when people send us stuff, man.
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  Speaker 2: What did we get? What's going to brighten our day?
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  Speaker 3: It's like a little blue package. Oh, yeah. No, this
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  Speaker 3: is going to brighten my day.
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  Speaker 2: Mikey, sorry it took a while, but this is your
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  Speaker 2: belated birthday duck for your Jeep. Hope it earns a
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  Speaker 2: place of honor on the Jeep dash.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: And may the force be with you.
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  Speaker 2: World Cup James and Sandy collects cards. Yeah, World Cup
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  Speaker 2: James rules. Sandy collects cards. I watch her open up
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  Speaker 2: Pokemon cards on the internet now.
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  Speaker 3: Birthday duck.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is big. This is big.
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  Speaker 2: This is an Ahsoka Tano Star Wars duck with double
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  Speaker 2: lightsabers there. It is.
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  Speaker 3: This is the top. This is the peak of ducks
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  Speaker 3: right here. You got a duck with its saber off?
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: My favorite Star Wars character is Ahsoka Tano. I know
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  Speaker 2: it might be a deep cut for some people who
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  Speaker 2: are dead Darth Vader, Nuke Skywalker, and all that, but nope,
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  Speaker 2: it's Ahsoka Tano for me, and now I have an
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  Speaker 2: Ahsoka Tano jeep duck. Oh, what a start to the day.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, World Cup James and Sandy Collects Cards.
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  Speaker 3: I enjoy you both. Thank you. You know what?
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  Speaker 2: It's right to have the picture on it. Hope this
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  Speaker 2: package brightens your day because my day is.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing can go wrong now. That's a good-looking duck.
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  Speaker 2: Gotten a Socatano Star Wars duck for my C.
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  Speaker 3: Harper Jeep. Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, Bob. And
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  Speaker 3: you know what else?
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Taylor Swift is so bad. Oh, boy. We okay?
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  Speaker 3: How we doing?
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  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift's got a new song coming. We'll definitely be
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  Speaker 2: playing it a lot when it comes out. We'll give
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  Speaker 2: you all the details about that coming up next. Also,
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  Speaker 2: two chances for you to win sold-out Olivia Rodrigo tickets,
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  Speaker 2: 7.30 and 9.30 this morning.
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  Speaker 3: It's Mikey and Bobby.
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  Speaker 5: Kiss.
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  Speaker 2: We're giving away Steelers Bengals tickets tomorrow morning on the show.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to be listening at three separate times, 7 a.m.,
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  Speaker 2: 8 a.m., and 9 a.m. We're going to give you
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  Speaker 2: a Steeler player name each of those times. The first
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  Speaker 2: person to call us at 9 a.m. with all Steelers
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  Speaker 2: names will be going to see the Steelers take on
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  Speaker 2: the Bengals. Feels like a big game early in the season, right?
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  Speaker 2: First AFC North game. The Bengals are 2-0. They look
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  Speaker 2: really good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like, Steelers lose this game. People are going to be like,
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  Speaker 3: that's it.
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  Speaker 4: It's over.
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  Speaker 3: Season's over. I got to get rid of Aaron Rodgers.
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  Speaker 3: Mike McCarty don't know what he's doing. Like, this is
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  Speaker 3: a big game right here. Steelers win this game, though.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Steelers win this game. We righted the ship and we're
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  Speaker 2: going to the Super Bowl. So, yeah, it's a big
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  Speaker 2: game on Sunday. Your chance at tickets tomorrow morning here
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  Speaker 2: on 96.1 KISS.
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  Speaker 1: Whew.
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  Speaker 2: Taylor swift man anytime she wants she can just put
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  Speaker 2: everybody in the chokehold right uh let's get to this
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  Speaker 2: talkback message real quick brought to us by one team media.
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  Speaker 6: Hey mikey and bob um yeah you know i'm not
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  Speaker 6: sure what the easter eggs if these are all lining
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  Speaker 6: up to what they be but we do have a
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  Speaker 6: new taylor single on friday patient zero it's a big
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  Speaker 6: day meet with a little bit of joy today have
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  Speaker 6: a wonderful.
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  Speaker 2: Day yeah taylor swift announced yesterday a new song's coming
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  Speaker 2: called Patient Zero. She posted on Instagram, I've been impatiently
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  Speaker 2: waiting to tell you that my brand new single, Patient Zero,
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  Speaker 2: will be out September 25th. Also, the caption had 12
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  Speaker 2: exclamation points.
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  Speaker 3: Not 13, her favorite number, 12. What does that mean?
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  Speaker 3: Probably on purpose. She don't do stuff like this. No. Man,
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  Speaker 3: I went down the wormhole.
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  Speaker 2: So, by the way, Taylor Swift has a new song
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  Speaker 2: called Patient Zero that's coming out on Friday.
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  Speaker 3: You went down the wormhole? I don't know if I
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  Speaker 3: believe that. I did. Oh, wow. Dude. Let me tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. In the Opalite music video, there's a sign in
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  Speaker 2: the background that says patient for the encore. And you
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't think twice about that because she's at like a
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  Speaker 2: theater and whatever.
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  Speaker 3: And there's a sign that says patient for the encore.
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  Speaker 2: You see it and you're thinking have patience for the encore.
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  Speaker 3: Right. And now you're thinking, oh, patient.
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  Speaker 2: Zero for the encore of Life is a Showgirl.
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  Speaker 3: Like, hey, come back out and do one more song.
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  Speaker 3: It meant something. It's right in our face the whole time, man.
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  Speaker 2: Patient zero also might be a couple of years in
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  Speaker 2: the making because the LA Times published an article. January 4th, 2024. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: down the wormhole, bud. A columnist, Amy Kaufman, wrote Taylor
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  Speaker 2: Swift is patient zero for emotional contagion. So maybe Taylor
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  Speaker 2: saw that and said, I could write a song about that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm down the wormhole, though. She saw a random article
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  Speaker 2: in 2024. She's like, that's going to stick with me. Maybe.
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  Speaker 3: We'll see.
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  Speaker 2: But we're getting, you know, there's got to be something
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  Speaker 2: happening at the VMAs, too, right? She's going to the VMAs.
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  Speaker 2: There's got to be something happening there, too, right? There's
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  Speaker 2: got to be an announcement there. Song drops Friday. It
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  Speaker 2: cooks all weekend, and then she takes the VMA stage.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would think so.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so we will have it, the premiere of
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  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift's new song, Patient Zero, all day Friday here
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  Speaker 2: on 96.1 KISS at the top of the hour.
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  Speaker 4: Also.
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  Speaker 2: usually do this, but Taylor Swift's coming out with a
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  Speaker 2: new song. We will read the Swifties' Facebook comments about
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  Speaker 3: Do you think our poops have ever met in the sewer?
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  Speaker 3: Sewer bodies? Let's move on from that one. Let's get
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we are. That's right.
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  Speaker 6: I wanted to talk to you about my adventures working
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  Speaker 6: at an elementary school.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: And I have a bit of a debate.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 6: So yesterday we had a bit of poop on the
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  Speaker 6: ceiling issue.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, what?
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  Speaker 3: Hold on.
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  Speaker 2: She's a teacher at the elementary school and they had
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  Speaker 2: a bit of a poop on the ceiling issue? I get,
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  Speaker 2: you know, first question is, how does it get up there?
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  Speaker 3: How? How does it get up there? Right?
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  Speaker 6: And my coworkers and I were debating if the child
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  Speaker 6: pooped in their hand and threw it on the ceiling
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  Speaker 6: or plucked.
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  Speaker 4: It out of the toilet. What do you think?
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Bob. It's not Bob's birthday. Thank you. What
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  Speaker 3: do you think, Bob? Elementary school, there's poop on the ceiling. Whodunit.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, either way, that kid needs to wash his
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  Speaker 2: hands or her hands, I guess. I can't say to
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  Speaker 2: the boy.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, man.
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  Speaker 2: I think we can pretty much determine that it's probably
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  Speaker 2: a boy that's doing this. I feel like this is
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  Speaker 2: boy behavior here. We went to middle school with a
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  Speaker 2: kid named Tom. Oh, man, the Tom story, yeah. And
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  Speaker 2: one day I was walking into the bathroom at middle school,
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  Speaker 2: and the assistant principal was trailing behind me. It was
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  Speaker 2: like five feet maybe, but I got in there first.
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  Speaker 2: And as I come around the corner into the middle
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  Speaker 2: school bathroom, Sitting in the sink is a kid named
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  Speaker 2: Tom taking a poop, so.
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  Speaker 3: He's pooping in the sink. Yeah. He's pooping in the sink. Go,
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  Speaker 3: what are you doing, Tom? Yeah. Pooping in the sink. Bobby. Bobby.
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  Speaker 3: I know the story. I know the story word for word.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard it so many times. That's exactly how he talked. Bobby.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't in the locker room, but you probably told
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  Speaker 2: me five minutes after.
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  Speaker 3: Be like, I just caught Tom pooping in the sink.
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  Speaker 3: Assistant principal walks in, drags him out.
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  Speaker 2: So what Bob is saying, even in junior high.
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  Speaker 3: It could be worse.
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  Speaker 2: There are kids who still are playing pooping like a
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  Speaker 2: goof game.
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  Speaker 3: So we don't know. Out of the toilet. In the hand.
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  Speaker 3: it's gross and listen.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't matter once it hits the ceiling how it got
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  Speaker 2: there it doesn't It could have been shot out of
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  Speaker 2: a cannon.
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  Speaker 3: Who cares?
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  Speaker 2: There's poop on the ceiling at the elementary school. Something's
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  Speaker 2: gone horribly wrong. All right, we're going to read Taylor
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  Speaker 2: Swift's Facebook comments. She's back with the new song called
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  Speaker 2: Patient Zero on Friday. We'll do that around 725. Your
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  Speaker 2: chance at sold-out Olivia Rodrigo tickets around 730.
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• 10:36
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  Speaker 2: It is too little too late, but you're putting on
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• 10:45
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• 10:47
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• 10:49
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  Speaker 2: Five straight wins for the Pirates. They're three games over.
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  Speaker 3: It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, the Steelers got a big game coming up
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  Speaker 2: to the game. All you got to do, tomorrow on
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  Speaker 2: the show, Thursday morning, be listening at three different times,
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  Speaker 2: 7 a.m., 8 a.m., and 9 a.m., We're going to
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  Speaker 2: us with all three names at 9 a.m. You'll be
• 11:38
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• 11:48
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• 11:52
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  Speaker 3: You know, we got to go through some growing pains.
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  Speaker 3: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just doing this completely wrong because when Cam Hayward
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  Speaker 2: is talking about going through some growing pains.
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  Speaker 3: It does sound like a dad.
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  Speaker 2: That is sitcom dad Cam right there. You know, Cam Hayward,
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  Speaker 2: a very nice guy. Everybody loves Cam Hayward. There are
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  Speaker 2: certain situations where he just sounds like a sitcom dad
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  Speaker 2: giving you a lesson. Gather around, kids. Dad's going to
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  Speaker 2: have a talk. All right, here's Cam talking about the offense.
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  Speaker 3: You know, we got to go through some growing pains. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: my gosh. It's the best sitcom dad cam ever, right?
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  Speaker 2: You know, we got to go through some growing pains.
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  Speaker 2: We got to go through some growing pains, you know? Listen,
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  Speaker 2: everybody goes through growing pains. It's part of life, especially you,
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  Speaker 2: Darnell Washington. Are you done growing yet? Because if you're not,
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  Speaker 2: that's scary. They don't make humans like you.
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  Speaker 3: We've got a new offense.
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  Speaker 5: On defense, we have a lot of the same pieces,
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  Speaker 5: but the offense is growing. I'd rather have this problem
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  Speaker 5: now than late in December. Hopefully, we can learn from
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  Speaker 5: our mistakes. Hopefully, we can get everyone on the same page.
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  Speaker 5: The offense is on the field a lot more and
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  Speaker 5: scores a lot of points.
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  Speaker 2: I want to talk to the Steelers offense right now.
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  Speaker 2: That was sitcom dad Cam Hayward. I want to talk
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  Speaker 2: to the To the Steelers offense right now.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. You're changing.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to start getting hair in funny places. Your
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  Speaker 3: body's growing. You're going to have to start wearing deodorant.
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  Speaker 3: That's normal. And.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to stink. It's part of growing up. You're
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: going to feel tingles when you see certain people in
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  Speaker 2: bikinis too.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: At least I'm making myself laugh over here.
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  Speaker 2: Cam was asked if he watched Monday Night Football after
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  Speaker 2: the Steelers lost, right? Does he go home and watch
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  Speaker 2: more football?
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  Speaker 3: Did you see the Monday Nighter?
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  Speaker 5: I spent a lot of time watching it. I was
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  Speaker 5: too much in my feelings to watch.
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  Speaker 3: Is that right? Seriously? Is it tough for you after
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  Speaker 3: a loss to watch other people play football?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And it's okay to be in your feelings because, you know,
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  Speaker 3: we all have feelings. Don't keep them all inside, though.
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  Speaker 3: Because then the feelings monster will just boom, blow up.
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  Speaker 3: Because they got a chance to win and I don't.
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  Speaker 8: After all this time, you still feel that way, huh?
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  Speaker 5: I'm not a sore loser, but I take losses pretty hard.
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  Speaker 2: I love that Cam goes home after a loss. Can't
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  Speaker 2: even watch Monday Night Football. Why is that?
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  Speaker 3: Because they have a chance to.
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  Speaker 2: Win and I don't. sitting on my couch watching them.
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  Speaker 2: Not a sore loser, though. Bengals in town on Sunday
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  Speaker 2: taking on the Steelers. We will have your chance at
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  Speaker 2: Steelers tickets tomorrow, 7 a.m., 8 a.m., and 9 a.m.
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  Speaker 2: Be listening at all three times for your Steeler player name.
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  Speaker 2: Call us at 9 a.m. with all three names, and
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  Speaker 2: you could be going to the Steeler game. on uh
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  Speaker 2: sunday all right we'll get to today in free show
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  Speaker 2: history coming up next taylor swift facebook comments around 7
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  Speaker 2: around 7 30 it's mikey and bob We got you
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  Speaker 2: covered for Taylor Swift Day on Friday. She's got a
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  Speaker 2: new song coming out called Patient Zero. We'll be playing
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  Speaker 2: it at the top of the hour all day Friday
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  Speaker 2: here on 96.1 KISS. Also, we are going to read
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  Speaker 4: I literally can't wait. Yeah. Talk to you later.
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: We name our podcast really weird names, so if you,
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: you know, are subscribed to our podcast or you get
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: podcast notifications... You'll get a message and it'll say the
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  Speaker 2: name of the podcast right on it. And yesterday it
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: was Poochie Smoochie Ooh Wah Wah. Go listen to yesterday's show.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: If you want to know all about that, that one's
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: towards the end of the show though. So you got
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: to listen to the whole show to find out about
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Poochie Smoochie. Ooh, I know this is inside or whatever,
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: like show inside, but like, that's one of our favorite things.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, we absolutely love it.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Like right before we have to think of a name
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: for the podcast, we'll, we'll have our own little session
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: of like, what do you think it is? What do
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: you think we should name it? And I'm like, you know,
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: one of us will be like, it's gotta have Poochie
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Smoochie in it. That's for sure. You know, everything's based
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: on some type of algorithm and our podcast just makes
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: no sense and fits in no boxes other than it's
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: the mikey and bob podcast yeah absolutely i don't even
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: know what this podcast or this radio show is it's
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: just worked our upper bosses if they ever analyze and
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: just like they're just like oh you got to fix
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: these podcast names where it's like what huh what poochie
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: poochie what uh you ready to get to uh today
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: in freak show history here Yes. Where we take you
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: back to a moment in the show that made us laugh,
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: made us smile. It is time for Today in Freak
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Show History, and we got one from the Pittsburgh Police Scanner.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Today in Freak Show History.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Today in Freak Show History.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: It's time to check in with the Pittsburgh Police Scanner,
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: find out what is happening in.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: And around our city.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Sheridan Collar says that her downstairs neighbor keeps playing creepy
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: sounds in the basement, and it's keeping her children awake.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Anything after Labor Day is spooky season, okay? Like, it's
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: spooky season. You hear spooky noises, it's spooky season.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: This person make, like, a basement haunted house. Might just be, like,
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: creepy basement and, like, Pittsburgh patio. Or one of those
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: creepy noises, just stealer pain coming out. Could have been that.
• 18:12
  Speaker 9: Oh, no.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Also happening in and around our city, Perry North.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Caller says they see a van without estate plates and
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: it's parked in the woods. They see an outline of
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: a tent and want the police to see if it's
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: some freaky sex thing going on. That's all your first
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: thought is. Not just like creepy van. It could be
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: freaky sex. I know it's sex.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Couldn't be somebody hiding from authorities or couldn't be somebody
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: that's wanted for some.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Hey, there's a creepy van. I can tell by the
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: van that that's a creepy sex van right there. It's
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: the 10. You know what? Now that. What? The 10
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: freaky sex.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: There are some fans that you look at, though, and
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: just go, that's a freaky sex fan right there.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Parked in the woods, too. Don't go knocking.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: The band's rocking. Don't go knocking. Also happening in and
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: around our city, Lawrenceville.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Caller said that someone's arguing with him and is threatening
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: him and his dog with a pumpkin. The update, the
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: pumpkin has been deployed, but missed the target.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Freezing pumpkins as weapons? Throwing a pumpkin as a weapon.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: We're not there. A pumpkin projectile? I don't think so.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: We don't, yeah. What kind of spooky season's going on
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: around here? Spooky pee-pee.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: It's not spooky pee-pee season yet. Pumpkin projectile. It can't
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: be thrown.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: I thought you were talking about that van that's back
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: in the woods. Smell like pee pee in here. Spooky
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: pee pee season. Pumpkin projectile. That's what's happening in and
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: around our city.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Your chance at sold-out Olivia Rodrigo tickets coming up around
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• 20:34
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• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Hey, Ella Langley did it.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Number one again on the Billboard Hot 100 with Choose
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: in Texas.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Clap it up. Biggest song of all time, right? Taylor's coming.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Uh, she, so Ella Langley choosing Texas, her song is
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: so big. It's been number one for 23 weeks on
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: the billboard hot 100 chart passing Mariah carries. All I
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: want for Christmas is you 23 weeks to 22 weeks.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Now Mariah will probably get number one at some point
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: during the holidays again, if not a couple weeks of that.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: So Ella Langley probably isn't going to have this for
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: very long, but did Taylor Swift wait for Ella Langley
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: to beat Mariah Carey? And then she's like, Hey, I
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: got a new song called patient zero coming out on Friday.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Cause that's going to be number one.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: I think she cleared out. You know, that's what it was.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: I think it was just the respect of like, she's
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: got this big song.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Go ahead. Take out Mariah.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Cause as soon as it was announced, it was like patient.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Zero Taylor Swift. That's going to be number one now.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think when Ella Langley crossed over like 19,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: 20 weeks and it kind of looked like she could
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: do it, I'm sure Taylor cleared out and let her
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: have her moment. All right, so Ella Langley is 23
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: weeks now.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: All time.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. But again,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: brand new Taylor Swift song called Patient Zero coming out
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: on Friday. We'll be playing that at the top of
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: the hour all day. On Friday. All right, let's get
• 22:06
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• 22:14
  Speaker 3: It's Rachel from Robinson. Hey.
• 22:16
  Speaker 12: I just wanted to tell you guys about this exciting
• 22:18
  Speaker 12: thing I saw on the way to work today.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: At least I was excited. I was driving just.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Before 9 o'clock.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Right before I got onto the.
• 22:24
  Speaker 12: Highway, I saw the roadkill ferry man.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Whoa. That is like seeing Bigfoot in person.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I've only seen the roadkill ferry one time in my
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: entire life.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: It's rare, yeah.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Because we have questioned what happens to the deer on
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: the side of the road. Who scoops them, yeah. Who
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: scoops the animals that get hit. It's a guy named Daryl.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's Daryl the roadkill ferry. It's always
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: a guy named Daryl and his pickup truck.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: But when I've seen the roadkill ferry, it's just been
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: a guy in a raggedy-looking pickup truck.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: That's Daryl. I don't know. Right? Was so excited. I've
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: never seen him before. He was picking up a deer.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Rest in peace. Putting it in the back of his truck.
• 23:08
  Speaker 13: And I knew it was the legit guy because he
• 23:10
  Speaker 13: had signs on the back of his truck with big
• 23:12
  Speaker 13: yellow caution like signs.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Caution for Daryl. Oh, okay. And other things
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: on his truck.
• 23:18
  Speaker 12: It was just a regular pickup truck.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: It's regular Daryl.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Kind of small, actually.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Well, listen. Don't judge Daryl. It's an average size pickup truck,
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: I'm sure. Leave Daryl alone.
• 23:29
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Not all trucks are the same size.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Sometimes a smaller one can haul and pick up stuff
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: just as good as a big one can. It's all
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: about how you use your pickup.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: It was like seeing the Loch Ness Monster or something.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, really, it is. It is.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Seeing the person who picks up the roadkill on the
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: street and puts it in the truck. It is really
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: like seeing a Loch Ness monster or Bigfoot, you know?
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: It's like seeing a mythical creature. I thought it's like
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: a mythical creature.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 24:00
  Speaker 10: That only came out at night.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: I didn't ever think I'd ever see him in person.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: I was, wow. Anyway, love the show.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: You don't want to.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: You're going to have to pay to see Daryl after dark.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: We've got a private page for that. It's roadkill fairy
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: by day. Daryl after dark at night. He does have
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: an OnlyFans, okay? It's playful, all right? There is taxidermy involved, bro.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: There is a lot of taxidermized animals that are part
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: of Daryl the Roadkill Fairey's OnlyFans page. All right, coming
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: up next, Taylor Swift Facebook comments around 725, and your
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: chance at sold-out Olivia Rodrigo tickets around 730.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: It's Mikey and Bob.
• 24:45
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• 24:47
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• 25:09
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  Speaker 2: up next year on 96 on kiss. It is Mikey
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: and Bob Taylor Swift breaking the internet again yesterday. Taylor
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: announced her new song. Patient zero is going to be
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: coming out this Friday. She posted, I've been impatiently waiting
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: to tell you my brand new single patient zero. out
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: September 25th. It also had 12 exclamation points after it.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: What does that mean?
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: What does that mean? What does that mean? What does
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: it mean? So she's going to be at the VMAs
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: on Sunday, right? Yeah.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: That's also where she announced the Tortured Poets Department. She
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: announced that album at the VMAs. So maybe something's coming
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: at the VMAs. But we do have a new Taylor
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Swift song, Patient Zero, coming on Friday. And then we
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: read some of the Swifties' Facebook comments section.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: We are going to a very deep, dark place on
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: the internet.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: It's time for 96.1 KISS Facebook comments.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift announces a new song, Patient Zero, coming out.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Let's read some of the Swifty comments here.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Laura V., so excited. I might pee. You know, Taylor
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: does stuff to people.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Like a dog with the zoomies that just can't wait
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: to go outside.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Lisa A. No one knows how to break the internet better.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting a damn thing done at work today.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Christina S. I was having a perfectly normal day at work.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Now all I can think about is how Patient Zero
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: is going to be my favorite song for the next
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: three months.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Andy H.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: I yelled, oh my God, at work today when the
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: news came out.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: I also work in an open office, and the whole
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: place stopped and looked at me funny. We're reading Facebook
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: comments about Taylor Swift's new song, Patient Zero, getting announced.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Melissa C.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: it's the best birthday weekend ever.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: New Taylor song Friday. I turn 36 Saturday. VMA Sunday,
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: where if we have a single, we all know an
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: album's going to be coming. And if she wins an award,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: she's going to announce it. My birthday weekend, too. Oh,
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: your birthday's... What a weekend! New Year's Day. Brandi G
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: and the Taylor Swift Facebook comments here.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: My husband is about to hate our five-hour drive to
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: visit family on Thanksgiving.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Bring on patient zero, Tay-Tay. Couple more here. Elizabeth H.,
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you all right now, she's having an April baby. Whoa!
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Candy L. She's releasing this song. Uh-huh. September 25th. Yeah. 925.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: 925, Dolly Parton Day. Oh, my God. Ha! What does
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: it all mean?
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: Ha!
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: All right, one more here. Patrick E. I don't listen
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: to Taylor Swift. Oh, okay. Or anyone these days. All right.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Sounds like the guy that Taylor fans want to hear from.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Had to jump in the comments.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: She would not even come close to being a big deal.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Back in the 80s with hundreds of rock bands blasting away.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: I miss those days. First of all, Uncle Patty. Taylor
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Swift would be legendary in any era. Also, Uncle Patrick,
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: not the 80s anymore, man. If I had to guess,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Uncle Patrick hasn't really left the 80s. Just remember, you
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: can't go within 500 feet of a school, Uncle Patrick.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: All right, just remember those are the rules, bud.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift's brand new song, Patient Zero, will be playing
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: at top of the.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Hour all day on Friday.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Here is your chance at sold-out Olivia Rodrigo tickets for
• 29:14
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• 29:14
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• 29:15
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• 29:18
  Speaker 1: 96.1 KISS.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: We will have your chance at Steelers-Bengals tickets tomorrow morning,
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Thursday morning on the show. You've got to listen at
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: three separate times, 7 a.m., 8 a.m., and 9 a.m.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: We'll give you a Steelers player name at those three times.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: First person to call us with all three names at
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: 9 a.m. You're going to see Steelers take on the
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Bengals at home.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: On Sunday.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. There's enough
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: bad stuff.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Going on in the world.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: You can turn on the news or just doom scroll
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: and instantly be put in.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: In a, in a bad mood.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: So we like to try our best to change that
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: around by having you all send in messages. We'll segment.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: We call, say something nice. We, Say something nice. Say
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: something nice.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Talk back from Charlottesville, Virginia. I've been listening to you
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: guys since 2008 when I moved to Pittsburgh.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good. I'm an OG listener, long-time podcast listener. Nice, yeah.
• 30:19
  Speaker 10: I left Pittsburgh in 2012.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: I just wanted to say something nice.
• 30:25
  Speaker 11: I had my third out of four kind of painful
• 30:27
  Speaker 11: eye treatments, and I listened to your guys' podcast to.
• 30:31
  Speaker 12: Let me relax before I go on my drive.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: Ironically, I came up with this idea for my second treatment.
• 30:39
  Speaker 12: And that episode was about the guy who was the
• 30:43
  Speaker 12: toilet bowl sitter.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, hold on. She's going to these eye appointments, right?
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: They're painful. Get some stuff done. Yeah, yeah.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: And she's trying to listen to our podcast to sort
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: of get her mind off the painful eye procedure she's
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: got to get done. And then she just so happens
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: to listen to the episode that featured the– the woman
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: who called in about her man who sits on the toilet,
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: like without the seat, he just sits on the porcelain bowl.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: So she's on her way. She's all nervous. And then
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: she hears the, the toilet sitter guy.
• 31:18
  Speaker 11: It just, again, it just had me cracking up the
• 31:21
  Speaker 11: whole time.
• 31:22
  Speaker 12: And, uh, honestly, uh, I was able to drive to
• 31:25
  Speaker 12: my appointment for that, you know, thinking about that painful
• 31:28
  Speaker 12: treatment with unclenched butt cheeks.
• 31:30
  Speaker 14: Wow.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: That's an OG listener right here.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Say something nice.
• 31:33
  Speaker 12: I just wanted to get that out there.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Unclenched butt cheeks going to the eye appointment.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Ooh-wee. Say something nice. Say something nice.
• 31:44
  Speaker 10: Hey, Mike and Bob. Stacey from Ambridge.
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: I have it.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: And ooh-wee.
• 31:48
  Speaker 15: Ooh-wee.
• 31:49
  Speaker 10: Say something nice.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Say something nice. Hi, Stacey and Amy. Say something nice.
• 31:58
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• 32:00
  Speaker 10: I have a shout out to Cindy at Heritage Valley
• 32:03
  Speaker 10: Beaver Calf Center.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 32:06
  Speaker 10: Had to call and confirm some details. She was so nice.
• 32:10
  Speaker 10: She wished me luck on my upcoming procedure. And it
• 32:15
  Speaker 10: was just nice.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Hey, you know what, Stacy and Ambridge, from me, Mikey,
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: and Bob over there, good luck from us on your
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: upcoming procedure. Say something nice. Say something nice. It's our
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: buddy Josh and Green Tree.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: What's up, guys? It's Josh and Green Tree. Driving home.
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  Speaker 15: Just wanted to say thanks to Gina for getting my
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  Speaker 15: message to the people that needed to hear it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: So Josh and Green Tree, I think it's his dad
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: that's getting treatment at UPMC. And then Gina, who you
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: might know on our show as the toilet T-Rex.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: They connected somehow, and she got his message to the
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: right people. This is actually kind of funny because we
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: saw the message. A UPMC newsletter or something came out
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: that said he was featured on 96.1 Kids. Say something
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: nice and I don't know.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: It's a whole thing. Awesome. I love this city.
• 33:17
  Speaker 15: As much as I respect and thank everyone at UPMC Mercy,
• 33:24
  Speaker 15: it is of my pleasure to say Goodbye. Oh.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Because we are one step closer to coming home. Nice.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good feeling. That's awesome. You know, you
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: don't like to be in the hospital when you are.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: You're appreciative of everybody giving you care there and everybody
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: hopefully having a good attitude and positivity.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: But, man, you can't wait to get out.
• 33:46
  Speaker 15: We're now transferred over to UPMC McKeesport, a little step-down unit.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: And hopefully within a couple weeks, my old man... back
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: at home where he wants to be. So you watch
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: some Steelers.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, gotta have him at home watching Steelers.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: You know, you can't yell in the hospital like you
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: can yell and throw things at the TV at home.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Go Steelers.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go Steelers.
• 34:09
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  Speaker 15: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Say something nice. Say something nice.
• 34:19
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• 34:26
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• 34:36
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• 34:39
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• 34:41
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• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Talkback messages brought to us by One Team Media. Now, earlier, Bob,
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  Speaker 2: we had a message from From someone who saw the
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: roadkill ferry. The person who has to clean up the
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: animal carcasses that, you know, unfortunately, you know, get hit
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: on the highway.
• 35:08
  Speaker 12: Right before I got onto the highway, I saw the
• 35:11
  Speaker 12: roadkill ferry man.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: And then Bob started telling me he knows who he
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: is and it's a guy named Daryl.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Daryl.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Bob, because hold on.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: We have a conflicting report here. Okay. All right. Let's
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: get to this. Morning, Mikey and Bob. Pat here. It's Pat.
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: I was listening to the radio show, and I heard
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: the lady say that she saw the roadkill guy out
• 35:32
  Speaker 7: in the wild. And I wanted to say that, sadly,
• 35:35
  Speaker 7: that the roadkill guy's name is not Daryl, and it
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: is actually me.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: It's Pat, dude. It's Pat. It's him? It's the roadkill fairy, yeah.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know where you got Daryl from, but this
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: is Pat the roadkill fairy. I mean, there's more than
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: one roadkill fairy out there. Like, we don't have, like,
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: a western Pennsylvania roadkill fairy that's just out there... Multiple, yeah,
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: there's multiple out there.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: So there still might be a Daryl roadkill, Ferry, but
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: this is definitely a Daryl.
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: The rut's going to be starting soon, and you'll have
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: to watch for those creatures jumping out in front of you.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Listen.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: Everywhere.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I know that Pat is a real, legit roadkill fairy.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: He knows when the rut is. He knows it's coming.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Busy season for him. You don't know what the rut is.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: That's mating season for the deer.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Love is in the air.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: That's when they are looking for love, and love sometimes means.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Running out on the highway.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Trying to make love to a car, which usually doesn't
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: end well for the deer.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: This is incredible. You wouldn't think I would have this, but...
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Who's ready for an educational adventure in nature?
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Some wild animals decided to make sweet love and share
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: their beautiful.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Song with the world.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: It's time for Animal Mating Noises with Mikey and Bob.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Hey, I actually have deer mating. I do. What is it?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: I was going to just have you make a funny
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: noise or something like that, and then I went to
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: my animal mating page.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: I have two deer mating.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: That can't be a deer. That has to be mislabeled. Well,
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: hold on. There's one more, though.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know. That's not a deer. What was that?
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: That second one might be Daryl. Okay, that's Daryl, the
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: roadkill fairy after dark. Yep, yep. That's just Daryl out there.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: He gets fired up when he sees them deer.
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: Toy Story 5 is out today on Disney +.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: I feel like some parents with younger kids who enjoyed
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Toy Story 5 are about to just have a crazy
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: binge watch on that one.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Watch it a million times in a row.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a kid that liked it in the
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: theaters and now you can just watch it on TV. Oh,
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: that's going to be, it's going to go triple platinum
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: in a lot of houses there. It's Mikey and Bob
• 38:06
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  Speaker 13: Hey there, Duck Nuts and Boobie Mug. I always get
• 38:13
  Speaker 13: a kick out of reading the podcast names before I
• 38:15
  Speaker 13: actually listen to the episodes because I always try to
• 38:19
  Speaker 13: imagine how it's going to be used. The one from yesterday,
• 38:22
  Speaker 13: before I even played it, I'm thinking, are they just
• 38:28
  Speaker 13: making up new lyrics to The Witch Doctor? Poochie, smoochie, ooh, wah, wah, ting, tang, wah, wah, bing, bang.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: No, that's... Dillers. No, that's not it.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: The name of the podcast yesterday for our show was Poochie, Smoochie, Ooh, Wah, Wah.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Did he just drop a track, though, for you to
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: go home and sing?
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: I don't think I'm going to do that. It was
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: kind of a good pet song. Poochie, smoochie, ooh, wah, wah.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: It's not bad. Might stick. Might stick. I don't know.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: I'll have to see when I go home today how Poochie, smoochie, ooh, wah,
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: wah responds if I sing that song. By the way,
• 39:05
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• 39:10
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• 39:11
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• 39:12
  Speaker 9: Notes kind of early for a podcast name but i'm
• 39:15
  Speaker 9: thinking patient zero spooky peepee.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: All right uh patient zero spooky peepee my god later
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: in the clubhouse right now for the podcast name Now
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: let's talk about dumb Stullers. Steelers are one in one
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: on the season. We're not sure if they're good. We're
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: not sure if they stink quite yet. It looks like
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: the defense is good. Looks like the offense is kind
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: of stinky right now, but hopefully they could turn it around.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Bad news is we got to play Joe Burrow and
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Jamar chase Bengals on Sunday and they're They've looked pretty good.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: They seem to be a pretty competent offense, which this
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: is really going to test the defense this time. Hopefully,
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: the offense decides to score some points on Sunday. We're
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: going to be giving away tickets tomorrow morning on the
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: show for Steelers-Bengals. All you got to do is be
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: listening at 7 a.m., 8 a.m., and 9 a.m. for
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: those Steeler player names. First person to call is with
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: all three. Around 9 a.m., you're going to the Steelers-Bengals game.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: don't know if joey porter jr is gonna play sure
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: could use him hope he's ramped up and ready to
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: go today the day he was supposed to be back
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: on the ramp for takeoff yeah practice yeah yeah wednesday
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah things.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Have gone bad here man i just don't think this
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: is gonna end good and uh Really not sure if
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Debo and Joe do either.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Of course, this is one of the more popular former
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Steeler player podcasts with James Harrison and Joe Hayden. Here
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: was James Harrison talking about the Joey Porter Jr.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Situation.
• 40:42
  Speaker 8: You don't want to pay him, whatever that is that
• 40:44
  Speaker 8: it may be. You don't want to trade him because
• 40:48
  Speaker 8: you don't feel like you're being offered the value that
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: he's worth, but.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: You don't want to pay him. what's going on there?
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: Because when it comes down to it, if you don't
• 40:57
  Speaker 8: want him trading, if you don't want to pay him
• 41:00
  Speaker 8: trading and you, you want to basically try and hold
• 41:05
  Speaker 8: him hostage in a situation where he can be franchised
• 41:08
  Speaker 8: for two more years because you're not going to get
• 41:11
  Speaker 8: the value that you feel like he's worth, but you
• 41:13
  Speaker 8: don't want to pay him what he's worth.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: That makes no sense.
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: Like at what point do you just be like, all right,
• 41:19
  Speaker 8: let's move on.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: It's, It's gotten ugly between the Steelers and Joey Porter Jr.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: Here.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I don't think this has happy ending. They really can
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: hold him hostage with the franchise tags and.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: All that stuff.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it sucks. They shouldn't be allowed to do that.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: They shouldn't. It should just be open and free, and
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Joey Porter Jr. should be able to go get his
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: money wherever he wants to do it. Steelers could just
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: be like, no, we're going to franchise you. And then
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Joey Porter Jr. is going to be like, ah, my
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: back hurts. And then nobody's going to win.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: That's where we're at right now.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: It doesn't seem like they're going to be paying him
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: the contract that he's worth.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Otherwise, that would have already happened.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Also, it doesn't seem like he intends on playing.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Why would he? What if he gets hurt?
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Then it's almost guaranteed that he's going to be playing
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: next year on the franchise tag. He's going to lose
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: tens of millions of dollars if he does what the
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Steelers want him to do. And his contract right now,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I think, is just over $ 3 million.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Somewhere around there. Yeah, it's close to $ 4 for
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: this year.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: So it's like he's making a lot, but he's not
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: making like the $ 30 million that other cornerbacks maybe close
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: to his level are.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Not even close.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can sort of see where Joey Porter Jr.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: is coming from, but... Again, the fact that they've overlooked
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: him and signed all the other guys and from his
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: draft class and stuff, too, that can't sit well.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: With Joey Porter Jr. We're into the season now.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it just all kind of sucks. Hope it gets
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: worked out, but it doesn't seem like Joey Porter Jr.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: and the Steelers are obviously close to a deal because
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: they don't negotiate during the season. is Joey Porter Jr.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: even going to play? We sort of need him against
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: the Bengals.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he'd be nice.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: We'll see, but I would say as of Wednesday right now,
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I doubt we see Joey Porter Jr.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Play on Sunday.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Either way, we will have your chance at Steelers-Bengals tickets
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: tomorrow morning on the show.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Be listening around 7 a.m., 8 a.m., and 9 a.m.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: We have a werewolf-related talkback message that we need to
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: play for the class coming up next around 825. Yes,
• 43:20
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• 43:24
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• 43:27
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• 43:27
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• 43:28
  Speaker 3: I knew it.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: I knew you.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: I knew it.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like for real fallout today.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: It's going to be cloudy off and on today with
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: highs only in the mid-60s.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: Not great.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: It's still good big man weather, though, Bob, right? Because
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: we're not sweating really too much.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I'll take that. Are you still wearing shorts? Yes.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: All right. Absolutely. Say that like I just offended you.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: 100%. All right. This isn't even close, mid-60s. We're not
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: even tickling it yet. Because when we're in winter and
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: it's like wind chills negative 10 or something like that,
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: 60 degrees is going to seem tropical. So just shift
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: your mind a little bit.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Maybe today's not that bad of a day.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: I think from here on out through the weekend, too,
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: there's not going to be any more rain. which is
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: mind-boggling because all it has done here is rain. But, yeah,
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: I think we're pretty good, which is nice. Yeah, we
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: could use a little pause on the rain for a
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: little bit. It is Mikey and Bob here on 96.1
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: KISS giving away Olivia Rodrigo tickets. Sold-out show. She's doing
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• 44:37
  Speaker 2: chance at tickets coming up around 9.30, but hold on.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Let's get to this message here. Mikey and Big Bob.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: This is Jeremy. I am a truck driver. Hell yeah.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: Listen to you guys all the time. Appreciate it.
• 44:50
  Speaker 9: I'm always on the road, away from home, and I
• 44:54
  Speaker 9: promised my daughter tickets. We tried Luke Bryan Farm Tour,
• 44:57
  Speaker 9: got rained out. So I'm hoping for you guys to
• 45:00
  Speaker 9: pull through and get me some Olivia Rodrigo tickets. Yeehaw!
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, a little yeehaw at the end, too. All right there, cowboy.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: It's on us, truck driver.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: You got another chance coming up around 9.30 this morning,
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: and then three more chances later today when our show's done. 2.30, 4.30. And, uh,
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: and seven 30, I got to get to this talk
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: back message, uh, that we got. And I, I, I
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: almost wish that it was longer because I feel like
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: I just want to know more about the situation that
• 45:32
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• 45:34
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Uh, we got this talk back message here brought to
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• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Hi, Mikey.
• 45:39
  Speaker 9: Hi, Bob.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: It's Marie from Michigan. Um, I work, Overnight's in the
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: animal ER by me.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: All right, so everybody just take that in. She lives
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: in Michigan, listens on the iHeartRadio app. She's working at
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: the animal ER, right?
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: Tonight, somebody put on an audio book while we were working. Okay.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: By the way, I feel like I want to stop
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: it right there because that's a weird thing to do, right?
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: When you're working with other people and you put on
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: an audio book?
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: I feel like an audio book's very personal. Yeah, that's...
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: An audio book's not for everybody else to enjoy.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: That's something where you got your AirPods in, whatever, you
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: got headphones on. That's for you. The audio book's for you.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: That's not a shared experience thing. I mean, I guess
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: if you're in a class or something like that, but
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: it's not an at work, let's all listen to an
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: audio book.
• 46:26
  Speaker 15: What they didn't tell us is that this book was
• 46:29
  Speaker 15: definitely not safe for work.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: A not safe for work audio book is being listened
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: to now at this animal hospital.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: What is it? What is it? It had to do
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: with werewolves.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: And it has to do with werewolves.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: All right. I wouldn't have guessed that. Adult werewolf action.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Listen, though, hey, it's a good place for somebody to
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: be working that's into erotic werewolves, right? I feel like
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: I'd want somebody that's into erotic werewolves to take care
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: of my pets.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: They care about animals.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: They care about animals a lot. How much they might
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: try a case of werewolf. How good do you know
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: your coworkers? Not that good. Top five people around here
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: who like erotic werewolves.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: Power rankings. What's Mary listening to? And there was no preamble.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: It got very adult, very fast. You can't do that.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Can't do that.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Very graphic werewolf stuff. Well, I mean, if you're listening
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: to werewolf erotica, listen. I don't listen to a lot
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: of it. But that animal instinct kicks in.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Right, right. They don't wait. The werewolf doesn't know any different.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: They don't wait. The werewolf doesn't know how to romance.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: There's no foreplay in the werewolf world.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Do you want flowers? Do you want to go out
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: to dinner or something like that?
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Not in the werewolf world. No, the werewolf ain't going
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: to take you there. Werewolf is carnal and wants one thing.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: And not everybody knew this. Yeah. So we're all making
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: really weird eye contact. And that's it. That was the
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: end of her message.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: She hasn't sent another one, but her and her coworkers
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: are making weird eye contact because somebody threw on at
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: the animal hospital.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. An erotic audio book that everybody could hear.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: That had to do with werewolves. Unbelievable. Yeah, keep the
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: audiobooks to yourself, everybody.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo tickets, another chance for you to win those
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: coming up around 9.30.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Stick around for that. It's Mikey and Bob.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift announces a brand new song called Patient Zero.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: It's coming out on Friday. We'll be playing it at
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: the top of the hour all day here. New music Friday.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: On Friday on the station. Then, of course, there's probably
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: something at the VMAs on Sunday, which we'll talk about
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: on Monday morning.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Of course. I don't know, album or something. She ain't
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: going to be touring, right? We know it's not that.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: She ain't touring. You sure?
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: No.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: What about a residency someplace? Didn't even think about that, dude.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Didn't even think about that.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: So we'll see what's going on with Taylor, but New
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Music Friday here on Friday will be playing Patient Zero.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, she did get married at Madison Square Garden, right?
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: That's what it has to do with Aether. That's where
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Harry just did his thing. All right. And they own
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: the sphere too, don't they? Aren't they like a... big company?
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Calm down. All right. Calm down. I got to calm down?
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: You want me to calm down? All right.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: No, actually, don't calm down.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Keep going. Keep going.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: You said maybe, probably not a tour. I'm like, you
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: sure about that?
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure. I don't know. No, I don't think so.
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: All right, let's get to a talkback message here. Send
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: them through the free iHeartRadio app brought to us by
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: The Pavement Group.
• 49:42
  Speaker 15: Hey, Mikey and Bob, World Cup James just had to
• 49:45
  Speaker 15: stop by the local get-go after work and pick up
• 49:48
  Speaker 15: the street corn crunch steak, especially since it's steak timber.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:52
  Speaker 15: We're always hyping up the get-go items, and let me
• 49:55
  Speaker 15: tell you, this one did not disappoint.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: There you go. Big friends of the show. Chef Tom
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: cooks up magic. Yeah, get-go.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: It's steak timber over there. By the way, thanks to
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: World Cup James. sent me a, uh, An Ahsoka Tano
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Jeep duck for my C. Harper Auto Group Jeep, right?
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: World Cup James and Sandy collects cards. Thanks to both
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: of them for sending me a duck in the mail.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Your ducks that you got lined up, are they in
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: a certain order? Not that you have a favorite? No,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: not on my Jeep, no. I do need to reorder them, though,
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: because I want to look at my favorite ducks right
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: over my steering wheel.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: I got to feel that, the dolly one and this one.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: The dolly parton and Ahsoka Tano duck are top-tier ducks
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: for me. So they're going to go in the front. Okay,
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't know if there was a special location.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a whole thing, but I'll have to,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: you know, it's like I got to reorganize my ducks
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: every now and then. When I first started getting ducks,
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: they were just like generic rubber ducks.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: I don't even have room for the generic ones.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: You better be bringing me a fancy rubber duck or
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: it's not going to make the dash.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: That's just the reality of the situation I'm at. It's
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: a lot of duck power. It is a lot of
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: duck power, Bob.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Hey, one of our favorite listeners, our friend Dawn from Trafford,
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: is leaving us a talkback message here.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Let's get to this.
• 51:13
  Speaker 14: Mikey and Big Bob, Dawn from Trafford. I'm calling today
• 51:16
  Speaker 14: because I'm listening to the podcast and I have my
• 51:18
  Speaker 14: top five. fall phrases that i actually have on t-shirts hold.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: On one second everybody just clear out of the way
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: now this is dawn from trafford show now on shirts
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: she owns five shirts at least with all phrases on
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: them okay all right all right So are we doing
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: this like generation style five shirts that Dawn from Trafford
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: has fall phrases on?
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: All right. Everybody ready for this here?
• 51:48
  Speaker 14: I have it's fall, y'all.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's fall, y'all. Class.
• 51:55
  Speaker 14: Then I have fall in love.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Fall in love.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: This is Dawn from Trafford. Five shirts that she has
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: with fall related sayings on them.
• 52:06
  Speaker 14: I have Leaves Are Fallen, Autumn Is Calling.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What a banger of
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: a shirt that one right there is. Geez.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: All right, Dawn from Trafford just giving us her power
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: rankings of fall shirts that she owns.
• 52:22
  Speaker 14: Peace, Love, and Pumpkin Spice.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: I want to live in a world with Peace, Love,
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: and Pumpkin Spice.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: What's number one? Beat that.
• 52:35
  Speaker 14: And football and fall, my two favorite F-words.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Get on out of here.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Dawn from Trafford.
• 52:46
  Speaker 14: And I just wanted to say, I love you guys
• 52:48
  Speaker 14: and have a great day.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, geez. We love you too. Dawn from Trafford. Unbelievable.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Top five. She owns those.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: She owns all those shirts with fall phrases on them.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: Nice job there, Dawn.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: You know, sometimes I wish they made stuff like that
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: for people like us. When I say people like us,
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: I say people that look like they make the human
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: number 10 when we stand next to each other. I
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: can't find a shirt my size that says, like, happy fall, y'all.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: You know? I'm not able to participate. They left us
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: big fellas out. Well, big people and also tall people, too.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: What?
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: You don't think NBA players want.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: To celebrate fall like Don from Trafford does?
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: We do. We do. I didn't ask for this body.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: We have your chance at sold out Olivia Rodrigo tickets.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Everybody wants to go to these shows next week. They're
• 53:39
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• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo tickets chance to win them coming up around 930.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: It's Mikey Bob. 961 Kiss.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: The Mikey and Bob Podcast.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Don't talk to me till I've had my coffee.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Stream the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: you get your podcasts.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Hey, listen, I don't want to rip on anybody or
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: make fun of anybody for this, but I need to
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: definitely have a quick conversation with some people here, okay?
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: It's not a negative thing. This is almost like a PSA.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: An honest conversation. You've probably seen it on the news, too.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: The news probably informed you about this, but we're here
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: to just sort of be real with you. It's Mikey
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Listen, there's somebody in
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Butler who gave the... the professional wrestler, Rhea Ripley, like $ 40, 000.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Cause he thought he was talking to Rhea Ripley, not
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: the professional wrestler though, as a scammer.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: And then there's somebody on PXI.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: They did a whole story about how this like 20
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: year old girl got scammed out of like $ 2, 000. Cause
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: she thought she was talking to Steelers rookie running back, uh,
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Eli Heidenreich. I just, we, we gotta be better than this.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: I think it was Hydrant and Omar. I think Omar
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Khan was some, there was a fake Omar Khan too.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: We just, before you send money to anything, well, don't
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: do it. Don't like, at least ask someone don't that
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: you trust and be like, Hey, this is going on.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: That's a, that's a good, that's a good way to
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: do it before you send money. You know, if you're
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: having private conversations with who you think is a Steelers
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: player or a professional wrestler, just be like, hey, person
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: at work I trust, before I send Rhea Ripley 40 grand,
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: do you think.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: I should do this?
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: At some point, you're going to encounter somebody who tells
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: you the truth, and the truth is all God know.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Yes. Just throwing it out there. All right? Just making
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: sure everybody's cool. Now, let's get to it. Ben Roethlisberger. Oh, boy.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Big Ben. Oh, Big Ben.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: Ben's in his basement doing his football and podcast, right? And,
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: of course, Ben had stuff to say about the Steelers'
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: offensive line play. The most important group on the football field,
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: which we've talked about how many times on this show,
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: the O-line play.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: O-line play this week. Four sacks.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: 91 yards rushing. What are we doing? That's the only
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: group also, by the way, that played in the preseason.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Doesn't look like it.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Doesn't look like it. He's kind of right, though.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: The offensive line did play in the preseason because we
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: had a lot of new guys.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: We had some moving parts. It's like, all right, well,
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: let them play preseason. Yeah, yeah, it didn't help. Doesn't
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: look like it, says Ben.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Also, here's Ben fixing DK Metcalf, too. I don't think
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: it's a lack of confidence. I think receivers are some
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: of the most confident people in the world. I think
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: people will say something like, does he need to catch
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: more passes? Before practice, catch 100 balls. After practice, catch
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: 100 balls. Come to my backyard, catch 100 balls.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Come on over. Hey, who knows?
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: No. It's not about that. It is what it is.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: He's got hands. He can catch.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: He's a receiver. He wouldn't be here if he couldn't.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: DK Metcalf's got hands, according to Ben.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: It's not about that. Right now, I think he's just
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: prying his own head a little bit.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: How do we fix that, Ben? And it's like, no,
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: just be you. And I'm hoping, I think he's a pro.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: Aaron's probably like, hey, dude, relax.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Aaron's saying, dude, relax. DK's probably in his own head.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: But then Ben's chef comes out.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: And Ben's chef tells him, hey, I don't know if
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: I feel good about playing Cincinnati right now. Listen, I
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: want everybody to pay attention to the end of this clip.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: Ben Roethlisberger might be joking. No, but he's not. Okay.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: I can be a realist. I'm scared. I'm nervous.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not very confident, but that black and gold heart
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: that's beating in my chest always leaves a crack for
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: a chance. All right, I'll be out there. All right,
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: I'll be out there, says Ben. If you need somebody
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: that's going to give you a chance, he goes.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: All right, I'll be out there. All right, I'll be
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: out there.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: In the clip too, like Ben turns to his microphone
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: like he's being called.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he does. All right, I'll be out there. For
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: a chance. All right, I'll be out there.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Hey, we tried to warn everybody. We say his name
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: enough times, he shows up. Okay. He saw Rogers take
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: that hard hit. Yeah.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: He was dusting off his pads and helmet.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: He was ready to drive.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: He's like, I might be the fourth on the depth
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: chart behind Mason and the two young guys, but they
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: might need me at some point. He's definitely, he definitely
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: has like, spray painted a DK Metcalf jersey on a
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: tree in his backyard. He's out there in full pads,
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: just gunning passes at his tree.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Just like, hey, might happen. They might need us. All right,
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: we're going to.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: Give away Steelers tickets on the show tomorrow. You got
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: to be listening 7 a.m., 8 a.m., and 9 a.m.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: We're going to give you a Steelers play.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Name. First person to call us with all three player
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: names at 9 a.m. We'll win some Steelers tickets, see
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: them take on the Bengals Sunday at Accra Share. Your
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: chance at sold-out Olivia Rodrigo tickets coming up around 9.30.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob. Hey, we had somebody in the company, iHeartRadio,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: who we work for, reach out to us and say, hey,
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: you guys do a great job with the talkback messages.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: We're like one of the top podcasts in the entire
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: country for the amount of talkback messages. that you all
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: send to our podcast and this show, and we appreciate it.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: It is Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Our
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: friends over at the Sea Harper Auto Group, of course,
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: heard me and Bob talk about the vehicles that they
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: gave us to drive around. Bob's in a big white
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Dodge Ram 1500 Laramie.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: I love that thing, man.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: I'm driving my purple Jeep Gladiator with a bunch of
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: Jeep Ducks right there. And also, dude, I handed out
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: Jeep Ducks yesterday. like after you left here yeah i
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: was pumping gas hey can i be real for a
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: minute me and mike were standing in the parking lot
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: at work yesterday looking at our cars and just going
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: these are awesome yeah it was two dads like yeah
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: just taking a step back just going man these are
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: cool i was pumping gas yesterday and late dude here's
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: the weird thing about me pumping gas i'm so tall
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: that i can see like over you know the gas
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: pump usually has an advertisement on like top of it
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah So you can't really see the other person pumping.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: I can. That's creepy.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: That's why I don't like to stand and wipe when
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: I go to the bathroom in public places because I
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: can see.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: Over the stalls. These are two separate things. They're not really.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: One's way creepier. It's all tall related, bud.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: So i'm i'm pumping my gas peeking over the top
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden she sees me i
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: don't see her but she comes around the gas pump
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: and goes i thought that was you and then she
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: had a mac miller shirt on so she goes and
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: i was listening to mac miller when i was in
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: line for the gas pump it was meant to be
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: saw that because i.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: Saw you were listening to mac and boom She's got
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: a Mac Miller shirt on. She whipped her Mac out.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: And then I said, hold on one second. Now. I
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: got something for you.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: She did not drive a Jeep. She drove an older
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: pickup truck, right? This pickup truck has been through it.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: It's okay. She's earned those ducks, though. She had a
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: pair of silver truck nuts. hanging and dangling off that
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: truck bod let me tell you these do not even
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: look like they were store-bought they looked like they were
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: homemade truck nuts dude vintage i've never seen a pair
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: dangle like that off a hitch before hell yeah like
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: the ones that you got for your ram yeah those
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: don't dangle like these.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Days mine are younger those those ones you probably saw
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: been around for a couple years it.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Was like two eggs in a silky pouch oh wow.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: So I gave her a couple of our C. Harper
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Auto Group Jeep Ducks, and I said, all right, then.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: You met a unicorn at the gas pump yesterday. A
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Mac Miller shirt, and it looked like homemade truck nuts.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: That's the kind of person that listens to our show,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: and that's exactly the kind of person we're looking for,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: you know? Mac Miller and truck nonsense.
• 1:02:34
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• 1:02:38
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• 1:02:40
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• 1:02:59
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• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: Aunt Kaka, who, if you don't know, Aunt Kaka really
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: became a star on the show, I think, when she
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: took a couple edibles before Taylor Swift dropped her... tortured
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  Speaker 2: up and listened and gave us a review yeah it
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  Speaker 2: was it was great so you know aunt kaka enjoys
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  Speaker 2: an edible or two every now and then um i
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  Speaker 2: came in this morning and aunt kaka had left a
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  Speaker 2: few messages uh for us from from overnight so let's
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  Speaker 6: Hi boys yeah and we're off yeah Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 6: we can all tell what's... Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-huh. I'm just doing some late night meat grilling.
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  Speaker 14: Here, wait.
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  Speaker 3: Can you hear the sizzle? Not really.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 12: I found a $ 120....
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  Speaker 3: Beef tenderloin in my freezer.
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  Speaker 2: Listen i don't really know the price of meat i'm
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  Speaker 2: not a meat guy but 120 tenderloin seems that seems
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  Speaker 2: like a big tenderloin a lot of meat yeah right yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And i'm just like you know what that sounds really
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  Speaker 3: good right now yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So late night meats late night meat late night meat
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  Speaker 2: all right so that's aunt kaka uh she's up late
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  Speaker 2: Late night meads.
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  Speaker 3: She's cooking meads. Late night meads.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Late night meads. Late night meads. There's a follow-up, too. Hi, boys.
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  Speaker 3: I want you to hear the sizzle better. All right.
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  Speaker 4: Can you hear?
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  Speaker 2: I hope you can hear it, dude.
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  Speaker 3: I love the mead. I hope you can hear it, dude.
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  Speaker 3: I hope you can hear it. I want you to
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  Speaker 3: hear the sizzle. Hear the sizzle. I hope you can
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  Speaker 3: hear it. Can you hear?
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  Speaker 2: I hope you can hear it, dude.
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  Speaker 3: I hope you can hear it, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I love that we have a wonderful listener named Aunt
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  Speaker 2: Kaka who is cooking meat and just like at some
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  Speaker 2: point she's putting her phone up to the meat so
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  Speaker 2: we can hear the sizzle.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, late night meat. Late night meat?
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  Speaker 12: I should probably look on the package to see how
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  Speaker 12: much meat this is.
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  Speaker 3: All right, that doesn't make sense, Ancaca. How many meat
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  Speaker 3: this is? How many meat this is?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you'll read on the package and be like,
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  Speaker 2: this is three meat.
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  Speaker 3: She asks for how many meat it is?
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  Speaker 12: I should probably look on the package to see how
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  Speaker 12: much meat this is.
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  Speaker 3: How many meat this is? Dude, it's a lot of meat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it sounds like it. I am grilling so much meat
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 2: Late night meat. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Late night meat. Late night meat. All right, listen.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes we got people leave us messages because they want
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  Speaker 2: to comment on things happening on the show. They want
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  Speaker 2: to comment on, you know, things happening in and around
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  Speaker 2: the city with our sports teams. And sometimes you just
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  Speaker 2: get somebody like Aunt Kaka who wants to share an
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  Speaker 3: Nope, hold on, stop everything. Nope, Taylor Swift new album.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: Jeez, man. It's happening, right? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's happening. Taylor Swift just posted again. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we're all on high alert over here. Taylor Swift,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: what's she doing?
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  Speaker 2: Strapping everybody. We know patient zero. She's got a new
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  Speaker 2: song coming out. We'll be playing it here on 96,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: one kiss, new music Friday, top of every hour. But
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift just posted about a year ago. You guys
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  Speaker 2: did a truly unfathomable thing. Something that completely blew my mind.
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  Speaker 2: You gave the life of a showgirl the biggest first
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  Speaker 2: week for an album in history. I took a trip
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  Speaker 2: to Sweden to celebrate with Max and Shellback, my two
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  Speaker 2: collaborators on this album. Really, we just wanted to reflect
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  Speaker 2: and take in how grateful we were for the moment
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  Speaker 2: we were in.
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  Speaker 3: But there was a studio there. And we did what
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  Speaker 3: we do when we feel anything at all. We wrote
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  Speaker 3: more songs.
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  Speaker 2: I hope you love them because they were born out
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  Speaker 3: Four in celebration of the album we made.
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  Speaker 2: The Life of a Showgirl, the encore, including four new songs,
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  Speaker 2: is out Friday. All right, so we just get four
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  Speaker 2: new songs then, right? It's not like a full album.
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  Speaker 2: It's like four new songs from the Life of a
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  Speaker 2: Showgirl era. Yeah, that's what it sounds like.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Taylor. So.
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  Speaker 2: Like, one of those songs is going to be Patient Zero, right?
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And then there's going to be three other songs, Life
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  Speaker 2: of a Showgirl, Encore, that'll be coming out Friday. So we're...
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: It's not really a full album, but it's an album
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  Speaker 2: with a few extra songs on it, sort of like
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  Speaker 2: Taylor's version, had the vault tracks and everything.
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  Speaker 3: This is sort of like Life of a Showgirl vault tracks.
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  Speaker 3: It's the Encore. It's the Encore. It's the Encore. It's
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: the Encore. It's the Encore for Life of a Showgirl.
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  Speaker 5: So.
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  Speaker 3: What happens Sunday at the VMAs then? Is this it?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: Is she announcing anything else, or is it just Life
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: of a Showgirl, the encore, and then the first single's
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: just Patient Zero?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: We're on high alert right now, Swifties. Are we clowning?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: A little bit, but not really. Not really, though, because
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: she's doing stuff. It's all happening.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: We're only clowning stuff when we're talking about her doing stuff,
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  Speaker 2: and she ain't doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing.
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  Speaker 2: We ain't clowning when we're trying to figure out what
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: she's doing and she's doing stuff. All right, so listen.
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  Speaker 2: We got you covered for Taylor. Brand new song, Patient Zero,
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  Speaker 2: top of every hour on Friday. And then, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: it wouldn't surprise me, obviously, if we play some of
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: the other new Taylor songs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the encore. The encore's dropping. Life of a showgirl
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  Speaker 3: encore on Friday.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: Not a six-line kiss.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: The Mikey and Bob Podcast. What's wrong with a maple
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if it comes knocking at my front door,
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  Speaker 2: Hey, we got a concert announcement that just came down, too.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff going on right now. First
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: of all, Taylor Swift just announced that she's dropping some
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: extra songs from Life of a Showgirl, the encore. So
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: we're getting Patient Zero on Friday, New Music Friday, and
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: then we'll have a couple more tracks. So that was
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: the big Taylor announcement this morning. Also, we got a
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  Speaker 2: big 96.1 Kiss show that's going to be coming in October.
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  Speaker 3: Not next month, though.
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  Speaker 2: Next October, 2027, Hilary Duff is bringing her The Lucky
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  Speaker 2: Me Tour to the arena. It's going to be on
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  Speaker 2: Hilary Duff tickets go on sale next Friday with special
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  Speaker 3: Listen here, kids.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not telling you as your uncle to be like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: you don't know nothing. But there's going to be a
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  Speaker 2: time in your life where you go through some things,
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  Speaker 2: maybe a breakup. something like that maybe you want somebody
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  Speaker 2: but they don't their feelings don't reciprocate sure let me
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  Speaker 2: dumps and have a some emo time with yourself dashboard
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  Speaker 2: confessional is there for you you know it'll get it'll
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  Speaker 2: confession gotta be in the mood for it though don't
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  Speaker 2: judge us gotta be in mood for it though Dashboard
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  Speaker 2: confessional usually don't put you in too much of a
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  Speaker 2: happy mood, but Hillary Duff's coming next year. Tickets on
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  Speaker 2: sale next Friday. Taylor Swift just announced Life of a Showgirl,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: the encore with new songs. We'll be playing it for
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: New Music Friday here on 96.1 KISS.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. A lot going on.
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  Speaker 2: And next week, two sold-out Olivia Rodrigo shows here in Pittsburgh.
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  Speaker 3: You done over there? We got Steeler tickets tomorrow, too. Oh, wow. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: We do.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to win Steelers Bengals tickets, be listening
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  Speaker 3: And 9 a.m.
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  Speaker 2: We'll give you a Steeler player name at those three times.
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  Speaker 2: at 9 a.m. We'll win Steelers-Bengals tickets. All right, Bob.
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  Speaker 2: Finally here, last thing we got to do is name
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  Speaker 2: the podcast. Again, thank you to our friends at the C.
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  Speaker 2: Bob podcast. What do you want to name it today, Bob?
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  Speaker 2: Patient Zero Werewolf Erotica. Patient Zero Werewolf Erotica is the
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  Speaker 2: name of the podcast today.
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  Speaker 3: That's it for us. We'll see you guys next.
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  Speaker 4: Time.
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  Speaker 2: Bye!