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Drew and the Date · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Johntain and Rich Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Drew, all right, good morning, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: I need a little advice. I think I accidentally invited
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  Speaker 2: a girl I'm not even dating to Thanksgiving. Yeah, we've
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  Speaker 2: we've been texting back and forth a little bit, and
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  Speaker 2: I mentioned her how stressful my family is this time
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  Speaker 2: of year, and she was like, oh, I'd love to
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  Speaker 2: meet them someday. And I very jokingly said, oh, come
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  Speaker 2: save me then, you know, lol, ha ha ha ha.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought she knew I was kidding, but she didn't.
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  Speaker 2: And she texted me yesterday asking me what time to
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  Speaker 2: show up and if she should bring wine to her
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  Speaker 2: or whatever. And my mom thinks that I'm bringing home
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  Speaker 2: my future wife because she saw her tagged in some
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  Speaker 2: Facebook posts. I don't even know what the hell's going on.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know how to know this girl that
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't being curious, and that is you know, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, man, I don't want to be a jerk.
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  Speaker 2: It's weird.
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  Speaker 3: And you got to suck it up and take her
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  Speaker 3: to thinks and she liked you or else she wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: be like all in right, she'd be she'd take the joke,
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  Speaker 3: but she's looking for the sounds like I.
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  Speaker 2: Think so, but I don't know. Maybe she misread it
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  Speaker 2: because I know tone matters and we've been flirting, but like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, it looks I keep rereading it.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like a joke to me.
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  Speaker 4: It's actually kind of weird why she would want to come.
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  Speaker 1: Well, maybe she's the other way around.
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  Speaker 5: She's like, oh God, this guy thinks.
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  Speaker 6: I got it.
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  Speaker 1: I got to get out of this thing.
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  Speaker 5: That would be hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: But it's gonna happen though. You can't like uninvite her now.
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  Speaker 3: That would terrible, That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like you have to suck it up and
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  Speaker 5: hope that she bails, like, oh I'm sick or my
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  Speaker 5: stuff with my family's going a little bit longer.
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  Speaker 1: That sucks. Though I would almost.
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  Speaker 4: Just be like, no, don't worry about it. I can
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  Speaker 4: never put you through that, you know, like try to Oh.
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  Speaker 6: You know what if she's like, oh, no, I'm in,
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  Speaker 6: I've already picked up.
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  Speaker 5: No, Drew, what is there any particular nationality that this
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  Speaker 5: woman is?
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  Speaker 1: Is she black? And she Mexican? Is she Chinese?
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  Speaker 2: She's Puerto Rican?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, why you say, my uncle's coming. He's racist. I
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  Speaker 5: don't think you should my uncle's coming. I really don't
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  Speaker 5: say I don't think you should come. I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 5: My uncle is just so racist, terrible.
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  Speaker 2: That's a terrible look.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I don't know if.
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  Speaker 6: You want to go that round. Don't do that, Drew.
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  Speaker 1: He's giving terrible advice over there.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, are you kind of into her at all?
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  Speaker 2: I'm definitely into her, but we're more like the talking
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  Speaker 2: phase of things. We're not in the uh meeting each
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  Speaker 2: other's family and like, I barely know her, but you
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  Speaker 2: put it there, starts drinking wine. I know, I know.
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  Speaker 6: To save me, you got a girl who wants to
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  Speaker 6: save you.
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  Speaker 1: It did say, l.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I was kidding. I didn't think she'd jump
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  Speaker 2: on it like a hyena. I figured she had her
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  Speaker 2: own family to go to, so I wasn't saying it
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  Speaker 2: like an invite. You know, I think when you invite somebody,
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  Speaker 2: you would genuinely invite somebody.
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  Speaker 4: I kind of feel like when she hopped back and
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  Speaker 4: said okay, sure, you'd be like, oh no, no, I'm
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  Speaker 4: just kidding. There's no way I'd put you through that.
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  Speaker 4: And then it could have been done, but did you
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  Speaker 4: say okay? Like, what was your response after she hopped
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  Speaker 4: on the bandwagon?
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  Speaker 2: I literally type back lol, like uh uh, I'm trying.
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  Speaker 1: To be nice, you know what I mean, here's what
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  Speaker 1: you do.
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  Speaker 5: Then now you go, hey, I'm so glad this is happening.
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  Speaker 5: Our flight leaves tomorrow at ten, and she'd be like, flight, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: my family Thanksgiving is gonna be in freaking Wisconsin.
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  Speaker 1: And she oh god, I didn't know that. I can't go.
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  Speaker 1: I needed whatever whatever.
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  Speaker 5: She's o God, So what if she says okay, then
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  Speaker 5: you got to you gotta figure something out.
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  Speaker 6: Wisconsin I really undesirable.
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  Speaker 1: I would. That's why I said, Wisconsin, you got a gamble.
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  Speaker 5: Take a gamble where she can be like, I can't
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  Speaker 5: leave for three oh oh, it's a forty weeknd thing.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you wanted to come with me.
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  Speaker 2: This.
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  Speaker 1: She's gonna be like, oh my god, he thinks we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have sex. He thinks whatever.
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  Speaker 5: I gotta eat the family and I gotta pack and
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  Speaker 5: go to Wisconsin and I'm gonna miss this, this and this.
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  Speaker 5: So then you just gonna put her in a situation
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  Speaker 5: or she has to say no, and then when she
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  Speaker 5: says I can't, then you go, but I love you.
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  Speaker 5: Then you could be You'd be like hold on, you
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  Speaker 5: could be like Pete Pete Davidson. It'd be like, but
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  Speaker 5: I could tell we're gonna have kids right away.
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  Speaker 6: I was gonna propose it. Thanks kidding, I was good.
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  Speaker 5: I want my whole family to meet you, and she's
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  Speaker 5: gonna think you're a whack job, and then you're out
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  Speaker 5: of it.
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  Speaker 2: This is all terrible advice.
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  Speaker 5: I think it gets out of bringing something strange because
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  Speaker 5: what's gonna happen is the rest.
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  Speaker 1: Of your life.
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  Speaker 5: If you don't move forward with her, your family's gonna
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  Speaker 5: be like, do you remember that time you brought that
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  Speaker 5: Portuguese girl the Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 1: And they're gonna bring it up for the rest of their.
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  Speaker 5: Life on the only dated or twice Puerto Rican? Oh
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  Speaker 5: I thought it was Portuguese, doesn't matter his uncle. I'll
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  Speaker 5: go anyway.
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  Speaker 1: My gosh, Yeah, this is off the charge.
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  Speaker 4: This is quite positive advice we've been giving.
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  Speaker 6: She's coming to Thanksgiving. It sounds like I don't think so.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: The l o ls are what makes me think that
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  Speaker 4: you might be okay.
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  Speaker 1: We could call her, Drew, would you like us to
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  Speaker 1: call her and let her off the hook?
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  Speaker 4: She might just go, Oh my gosh, I wasn't even
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  Speaker 4: actually planning on going, he said.
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  Speaker 6: L ols like Drew.
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  Speaker 4: Who is it Drew h or Drew Light?
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  Speaker 5: All right, Drew, I could tell you don't want us
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  Speaker 5: to call her, So anyway, you have a great day.
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  Speaker 1: Happy Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to thing, all right?
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  Speaker 5: Thanks for calling in what a dilemma. If you got
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  Speaker 5: to response for him, call us at eight seven seven
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  Speaker 5: nine three seven one o four seven or text us
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  Speaker 5: text jj R, and whatever advice you have from Drew.
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  Speaker 1: The ninety sixty eight ninth