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Speaker 4: Done, thanks dead Yes, patronizing.
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Speaker 3: Lead beautifully by hoodie j God look at your movie. Hey,
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Speaker 3: your type T shirt on there? You are like the
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Speaker 3: perfect specimen of manhood. Like if I was going to
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Speaker 3: make a statue. Yeah, I'll get you to get your
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Speaker 3: kit off and I just chip away at that stone,
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Speaker 3: the exact image of you. Yeah, alien, how's life scam?
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Speaker 4: Pretty grassy? You mad dog? There are a sick son
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Speaker 4: of a be.
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Speaker 3: You know that you know those statues have really small fatus.
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Speaker 5: That they do, and so they should, yes, because you
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Speaker 5: don't want to detract from the overall beauty. And I
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Speaker 5: think if you start being accurate with the phallus, that
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Speaker 5: one is endowed with Then people say, lose the overall picture,
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Speaker 5: don't They sure become distracted, Jace.
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Speaker 3: That's true, And especially if you've got a really weird
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Speaker 3: circumcession going on too, it'll be really hard to do
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Speaker 3: in Stone your circumstantion.
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Speaker 5: Actually, well, the problem would be is if I was
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Speaker 5: new Jas and if you were the carpenter, if I
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Speaker 5: could put it that way, I think you were a sculptor.
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Speaker 5: If I was the one standing before you in that room,
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Speaker 5: in that state, I would find it very hard not
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Speaker 5: to find myself in a state of semi arousal at
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Speaker 5: the very least, and that would make for one hell
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Speaker 5: of a statue.
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Speaker 4: Keysy your mad dog.
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Speaker 3: Can you imagine the sexual tension in that room? Well,
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Speaker 3: chipping away their keys naked? Maggie, how you going?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, thanks for bringing me in on this one, Fellas.
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Speaker 4: I'm actually really tired today. Sure, I don't know why
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Speaker 4: have been so hot?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, because you're looking real good, yeah, clean shaven.
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Speaker 3: I'm loving to hear do at the moment.
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Speaker 4: Stop saying that it's just the same every single day.
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Speaker 3: You just looked really good.
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Speaker 4: But can't you here at the moment You're.
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Speaker 3: Probably to take a compliment?
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Speaker 4: Do you have to learn that? Can I just say
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Speaker 4: sorry about that? And I have one question. It's for you, Jason.
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Speaker 4: The hell's a circumscision? Woy you said it incorrectly. What's
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Speaker 4: that about?
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Speaker 3: You really need to look at you really need to
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Speaker 3: look at Mogi's circumsctision to right. Yeah, and remember it's
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Speaker 3: maggot Monday two. So have you you've got a maggot
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Speaker 3: you want to mention for your Monday Texas now on
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Speaker 3: three four eight three. In the meantime, let's kick.
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Speaker 1: Off with a better Faith No More the whole Achy
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Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and King.
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Speaker 3: He is indeed massive attack there on the radio Darkey
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Speaker 3: Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past.
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Speaker 4: Four o'cock sure is mate, saves four o'cck.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, just making sure you guys are on your toes.
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Speaker 4: It's working you.
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Speaker 5: Shout out to you for maggot Monday, Kezy, what do
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Speaker 5: you say, brother? Totally our mate. Maggot hasn't been called
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Speaker 5: anything else since two thousand and one.
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Speaker 4: He'll be at the pub now. Shout out to the
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Speaker 4: up a tavern.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, good, yes, good, definition of the word maggot in
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Speaker 5: every sense apparently.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Wow, massive shout out to maggot Andrew. He's been getting
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Speaker 4: wet all day thinking about Jason's honker.
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Speaker 3: We had this very weird experience speaking of my honker
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Speaker 3: while we were down in Wellington and there was a
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Speaker 3: guy on his stag do and one of his tasks
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Speaker 3: was to kiss my honker. You were a call, fellows,
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Speaker 3: and he shoved his tongue right up there too. It
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Speaker 3: was quite off putting.
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Speaker 4: We've we've got some breaking news. This is breaking news.
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Speaker 5: Hey, fellows. Some pretty exciting stuff, some pretty exciting rumors
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Speaker 5: coming out of the United Kingdom. It seems that Oasis
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Speaker 5: are on the verge of reuniting after fifteen years of
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Speaker 5: not only not been a band anymore, but the two
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Speaker 5: brothers actively hating each other's gats and the press and
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Speaker 5: bagging each other. Very funny. I found it very entertaining
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Speaker 5: but also a little bit sad. This morning on Liam
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Speaker 5: Gallagher's his Instagram and Twitter, as well as Oasis and
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Speaker 5: Noel simultaneously, they did a drop which said in the
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Speaker 5: sort of Oasis graphic design twenty seventh eight twenty twenty four,
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Speaker 5: eight am so there's going to be announcement which is
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Speaker 5: six pm tomorrow night our time. There has also been
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Speaker 5: chat online that they are going to be doing ten
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Speaker 5: consecutive nights at Wembley Wembley Stadium that would Jesus, that
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Speaker 5: would smash Taylor Swift's eight gig record set earlier this month,
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Speaker 5: and then they're also going to do ten gigs in
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Speaker 5: Manchester and also some chat about a world tour after that.
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Speaker 5: There's been a little bit of rumors around over the
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Speaker 5: last few weeks because they've each been speaking in the
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Speaker 5: press and been complimentary about each other, which sort of
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Speaker 5: suggested that the ice was melted and they were about
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Speaker 5: to do something. This will be the biggest thing to
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Speaker 5: happen in rock music, since I don't know when, I'll
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Speaker 5: be doing absolutely everything I can to get over to
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Speaker 5: the UK to go and see that they've played gigs
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Speaker 5: in front of two hundred and fifty thousand people. There's
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Speaker 5: some incredible concerts you can see on YouTube, and the
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Speaker 5: feeling for them only continues to grow. Even though we're
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Speaker 5: a couple of generations down from them being in their prime,
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Speaker 5: their music still connects in a massive way.
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Speaker 4: Question, what's a big deal with the Oasis, Like just
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Speaker 4: from A thirty three, right, So I was probably listening
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Speaker 4: to smash Mouth or something. That's a band. Yeah, it's
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Speaker 4: a band, I know, but I kind of missed it
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Speaker 4: and now I'm coming to it kind of later. Yeah,
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Speaker 4: and some of the songs like, oh, yeah, they're pretty good,
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Speaker 4: you know what I mean. But I'm like, what's the
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Speaker 4: massive deal with them?
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Speaker 5: It's all of the great songs. Well, yeah, they're widely
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Speaker 5: regarded as he is regarded as one of the best
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Speaker 5: songwriters in history, and and Liam is regarded as one
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Speaker 5: of the best vocalists in rock history as well. And
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Speaker 5: in fact, they came out of the same house and
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Speaker 5: it was sort of all they work. They came out
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Speaker 5: at a time when the UK didn't really have a
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Speaker 5: band to get behind, and so it was a massive
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Speaker 5: zeitgeiste sort of a band, but they just had hat
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Speaker 5: after hit after it just did not stop. And then
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Speaker 5: also there was all the drugs, the alcohol, the incredible interviews.
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Speaker 5: There are two of the funniest men on the planet,
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Speaker 5: although people took them pretty seriously. You know, they're going
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Speaker 5: out with the most beautiful woman in the world, as
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Speaker 5: Kate Mice and all that sort of stuff. They're having
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Speaker 5: fist fights on stage. They were pure rock and roll
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Speaker 5: at a time where everything was a little bit mundane.
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Speaker 5: And yeah, it's going to be absolutely massive.
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Speaker 3: Have they run out of money?
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Speaker 5: I don't think either of you have run out of
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Speaker 5: mony my cynical view of it. No, I mean both
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Speaker 5: of them have done incredibly well. Liam has released i
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Speaker 5: think three solo albums in the last four years, all
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Speaker 5: of them have gone to number one. He's had sold
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Speaker 5: out wow, He's had sold out tours all around the world.
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Speaker 5: I've been to one of them. Incredibly You just a
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Speaker 5: great performer. And Noel has had about four albums come
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Speaker 5: out as well that have all gone to number one.
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Speaker 5: They tour sold out gigs all around the world. But
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Speaker 5: this will be absolutely on another level.
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Speaker 3: Good stuff.
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Speaker 4: I'm stoked about it. I love Oasis.
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Speaker 3: I love it. Speaking of which, hey, wooh.
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Speaker 4: No, this is Oasis.
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Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
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Speaker 3: He's indeed sound Garden there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
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Speaker 3: Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty eight minutes
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Speaker 3: past four o'clock. And of course the worry is played
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Speaker 3: again this weekend. It was the last home game for
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Speaker 3: the great Shawn Johnson. Sadly, Charlie, gab your mad basket,
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Speaker 3: it wasn't to be, and oddly reminiscent really of the
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Speaker 3: season for the Warriors. A Hessen a raw start, reeled
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Speaker 3: in and then spanked.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right, it was had a bit of that
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Speaker 6: feeling about. I thought we were going to be on
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Speaker 6: when Sean came out all those neon lights and smoke machines.
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Speaker 6: But we dropped the ball on the first set and
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Speaker 6: we defend. We ended the line very well. We got
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Speaker 6: back down there, scored a couple of tries and then
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Speaker 6: Bulldogs got their way back and it got some very
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Speaker 6: favorable calls from the rest, which might not have changed
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Speaker 6: the game. But who knows. Ought to be nice to
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Speaker 6: play against twelve players, Charlie.
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Speaker 5: If you can't shoulder charge somebody in the head, what's
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Speaker 5: the game coming to?
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Speaker 3: Man?
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Speaker 6: Totally man, Yeah, that's what I'm talking about it like,
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Speaker 6: that's why I know, that's why my mum wanted me.
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Speaker 4: To play the game, Charlie. That particular shelter charge, I mean,
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Speaker 4: obviously Roger had to leave the field is one of
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Speaker 4: our best attacking weapons and it's now looking like the
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Speaker 4: bloke who did at Crichton is going to be facing
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Speaker 4: potentially some games on the sideline. And that's the second
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Speaker 4: time that's happened to us the Warriors this year. Charlie.
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Speaker 4: It's almost like the Warrior is getting the rough end
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Speaker 4: of the stick when it comes to riffing. Man, have
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Speaker 4: you noticed that?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, But I don't speak too much more from from
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Speaker 6: the rests. You know, they're like, to be fair, they're
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Speaker 6: a bunch of memorids and I would say that like
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Speaker 6: the tackle to me, it wasn't that bad, but from
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Speaker 6: from what they've been doing all season, that's a clear
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Speaker 6: ten in the burn. Yeah, so you know, the refs
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Speaker 6: made their bed and they don't want to sleep on it.
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Speaker 6: And Mount Smart's the thing.
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Speaker 5: It's consistency is all I want, right And it was
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Speaker 5: similar in the second half when old mate Barnett copped
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Speaker 5: one the face as well that split him open. He
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Speaker 5: just refused to play the ball until the until the
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Speaker 5: bunker had a look at it and that was all
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Speaker 5: good as well. That's just a penalty.
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Speaker 6: Too, Yeah, that was both of them were not even
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Speaker 6: penalties until they stayed down, yes, and the rest just
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Speaker 6: play the ball and then they look at it and
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Speaker 6: it's a clear shoulder to the head. But what can
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Speaker 6: you do. We can't cry over spilt milk. You know,
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Speaker 6: you just got a floorsucker.
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Speaker 3: And Charlie, yeah, I mean, you know, not to send
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Speaker 3: off that we wanted for the great Shawan Johnson his
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Speaker 3: final game at home. But what a career, mate, what
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Speaker 3: a player. He's going to be missed, isn't he.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, he'll be missed, you know what. But he's left
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Speaker 6: a legacy. Just it wasn't a Sabari legacy.
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Speaker 4: Brother, No, that's right, that's right. I think we are.
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Speaker 4: We're like it to have him.
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Speaker 5: We're also in terms of the Warriors, I think I'm
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Speaker 5: probably grateful that they haven't made the finals because it
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Speaker 5: just saved saves us watching and getting pumped one more
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Speaker 5: game in the season. But I was just having a
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Speaker 5: look at some stats before we came on, Charlie. We
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Speaker 5: lost one game by a six point, we lost two
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Speaker 5: games by four points, we lost two games by two points,
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Speaker 5: we lost two games by one point, and we drew
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Speaker 5: a game. So we're certainly keeping ourselves. That's that's a
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Speaker 5: third of the season there where we're right in these
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Speaker 5: games and we just sort of we just can't do it, man.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, It's just one of those big moments,
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Speaker 6: just aren't you know, we're not making them go our way?
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Speaker 6: But you're right, like we've been right in every game,
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Speaker 6: even the ones that we lost, you know, like even
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Speaker 6: this one here, but we could have won it, but
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Speaker 6: we just just almost found a way to lose.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: I wish I knew what it was, but I don't.
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Speaker 6: But I'm just.
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Speaker 2: On the radio.
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Speaker 4: Mate. Well, you were on the Hammer and the Sheds
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Speaker 4: on after the game and you reckon that there there's
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Speaker 4: a bunch of backbones and there in twenty twenty five
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Speaker 4: is our year, Charlie gub yep yeap.
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Speaker 6: No, definitely. We had some robust conversation and they know
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Speaker 6: they know what we're feeling and and yeah, obviously you
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Speaker 6: know that there's some pretty high core dudes in there
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Speaker 6: and they're bringing it twenty twenty five.
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Speaker 4: Right, We're building, We're building, Charlie, Just just a question
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Speaker 4: before we get into the Porter King Player of the Round.
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Speaker 4: For what would have been four nights ago here in Auckland,
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Speaker 4: the window was so ferocious that it actually blew over
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Speaker 4: a portloo right by my house. However, we were just
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Speaker 4: in Wellington over the weekend and I saw a number
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Speaker 4: of Porter King portaloos and none of them were blowing
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Speaker 4: over man. What's the secret?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, we just feel different, like I'm not your run
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Speaker 6: of the mill hypool, you know, superlue that kind of
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Speaker 6: stuff for them. Just a bit different, but a bit
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Speaker 6: more backbone onto the ground, a couple of concrete pulps.
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Speaker 5: Because there's some rumors going around in the trade there
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Speaker 5: that you deliver them half full of steamers MUGGI.
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Speaker 6: I did not need to comments and listening to that.
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Speaker 3: You don't need that slapping around in the back of
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Speaker 3: the truck there, that's for sure. Hey, Charlie, it's been
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Speaker 3: an absolute pleasure having you on throughout the season. Mate,
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Speaker 3: who is your player of the day.
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Speaker 6: I'll give it to the young fellow off the bench, super.
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Speaker 4: Cooler Yeah, Demitric. Yeah he was good.
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Speaker 6: But he's good man, he's good. And what he's got
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Speaker 6: a backbone?
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Speaker 7: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff, Charlie. Hey, well there's one final game, yeah,
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Speaker 3: Charlie up. I was going to say I was a
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Speaker 3: bit pre ejaculative there. Who are we playing?
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Speaker 4: Next week sharks way. Oh yeah, oh well but Charlie,
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Speaker 4: thank you very much for chatting mate, And to all
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Speaker 4: those listening, don't forget if you need to do Peas
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Speaker 4: and Wellington, give old Porter King of Ring and they'll
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Speaker 4: sort you out.
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Speaker 6: Ah, Charlie, No, we'll sort you out. And yeah yeah,
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Speaker 6: and do a real good cash price.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, your promo code backbone and he'll sort you out.
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Speaker 3: Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is five
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Speaker 3: minutes of five o'clock. Now it's daffit all day fellas.
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Speaker 3: This Friday. We're trying to raise one hundred thousand dollars,
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Speaker 3: aren't we boys.
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Speaker 4: That's right, we're trying to raise one hundred thousand dollars
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Speaker 4: for Cancer Society. Yes, this is also aligned with A
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Speaker 4: and Z as well. And if we get to one
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Speaker 4: hundred thousand dollars, one of us will have to bungee
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Speaker 4: jump off the Auckland Harbor Bridge wearing nothing but a
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Speaker 4: sort of slim fitting velvet daffodil suit.
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Speaker 3: Wow.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, what are we up to? How much are we
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Speaker 4: up to? Just over thirty seven thousand, so we can
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Speaker 4: do it man, we can do it if you want
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Speaker 4: to see one of us, Jason jumping off the Harbridge
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Speaker 4: dressed up ridiculous, sleep keazy. Are you're good? Yeah, you're
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Speaker 4: gonna have to text donate to two four four two
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Speaker 4: right now to get the link. Then you'll be able
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Speaker 4: to donate there because if doesn't get a hundred thusand dollars,
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Speaker 4: we don't have to do anything.
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Speaker 3: Just sweet, just on that front. I mean, how are
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Speaker 3: we going to decide who gets to jump off the bridge?
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Speaker 3: Because we're going to get there, man, I've got no
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Speaker 3: doubts about it.
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Speaker 4: Don't know, we've come up with something. Oh I know,
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Speaker 4: if someone coughs and then sees someone's name, they have
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Speaker 4: to do it.
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Speaker 3: What you have to do probably makes sense.
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Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, good young buck like yourself.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, you've got a good spine on you as well.
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Speaker 3: Already good in that little outfit as well.
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Speaker 4: I reckon and also ticks donate to two four four
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Speaker 4: two right now to see someone jump off the Harbridge.
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Speaker 8: There.
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Speaker 3: Hey, coming up after five o'clock sports wrap of the weekend.
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Speaker 3: There's quite a bit of sports on which was exciting.
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Speaker 4: Also one final chance to win your dad something nice
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Speaker 3: Welcome back your messive backbones. Hope you're getting through your Monday. Okay,
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Speaker 3: you're listening to the Big Show brought to you by
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Speaker 3: night Day. Very good. I think it's good that we're
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Speaker 3: not going down.
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Speaker 4: You like that?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think it was the going down that
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Speaker 3: was stuffing us out with the.
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Speaker 4: One who was making us go down.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's my bad as the leader of the vocals there.
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Speaker 4: I don't know.
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Speaker 6: Man.
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Speaker 3: Hey, I just want to do a big shout out
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Speaker 3: to to Wellington. We were down there on Friday. Always
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Speaker 3: great to get down there, Always great to meet all
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Speaker 3: the backbones that listen to the show, and of course
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Speaker 3: great to be a part of Beervana fantastic event is
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Speaker 3: always as popular as always. It was a shame that
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Speaker 3: the weather didn't come to the party, but it was
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Speaker 3: a beautiful day on the set day, so I'm sure
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Speaker 3: it was thumping on the Saturday morning afternoon did the
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Speaker 3: two sessions.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a great time down to Wellington and
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Speaker 4: we discussed this at length actually on today's podcast outro.
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Speaker 4: Not a huge fan of it. Wellington. Sure, are there
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Speaker 4: certain cities I love. I love christ Church, Todhunger obviously,
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Speaker 4: but for me especially that last one made him because
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Speaker 4: of just how horrible the weather was. It didn't take
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Speaker 4: a lot of Wellington. Wellington.
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Speaker 5: Sorry, okay, yeah, yeah, Well I'm surely our fans down
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Speaker 5: there will love hearing you beg it.
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Speaker 4: No, no, I wasn't begging. I'm just like, are you
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Speaker 4: begging it?
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Speaker 3: One of the things actually we did diet is great.
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Speaker 3: We want to go down there and do a live
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Speaker 3: shot at one of the bars. So it takes us
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Speaker 3: on three four eight three, if you know, a good
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Speaker 3: bar for the Big Show to do their live show from,
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Speaker 3: and we'll get it organized and we will get our
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Speaker 3: asses down there specifically for you Wellington. Your MESSI of backpones.
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Speaker 4: In the meantime, that's a backpone.
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Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, wine Stripes there on the Radio hod Archy
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Speaker 3: Big Show this Monday afternoon, fourteen minutes past five o'clock
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Speaker 3: and you've got a real what something's really bugging you
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Speaker 3: at the moment, isn't it?
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Speaker 4: Key? Would you say it's bugging me? Jason?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say it's bugging you. Yes, bugging.
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Speaker 4: Someone's been bugging me. Fellas spent Sunday walking around. We're
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Speaker 4: driving around O neighborhood and just looking at a few
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Speaker 4: houses that we're having open homes. Oh yeah, because we've
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Speaker 4: had our first house. We've been in it for about
18:18
Speaker 4: six or seven years now, and we're like, you know,
18:20
Speaker 4: maybe we're upsize, little family home might be nice. A
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Speaker 4: few powers, okay, and this is our No, don't get
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Speaker 4: all clucky on me. But a few popped up that
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Speaker 4: sort of tacked a few boxes, and it's like, you
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Speaker 4: may as well go out, get the ball roll and
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Speaker 4: start looking at places. Sure, and the thing that's been
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Speaker 4: bugging me is first house we went to headlock around
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Speaker 4: was great. The guy who was showing it to us
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Speaker 4: was really nice, pretty chill. Second house, same thing, nice
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Speaker 4: chill guy. Yeah, look around or whatever you want, answer
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Speaker 4: some questions. Third house we're into was this young female.
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Speaker 5: She would have been, oh god, no, why are we
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Speaker 5: bringing six? So first two guys were chill, guys, and
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Speaker 5: now we've got a woman involved. Okay, go on, go on.
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Speaker 4: There's a young female, probably between the age of twenty
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Speaker 4: five to thirty. She had like really nice clothes on.
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Speaker 4: She pulled up in a really flash out e for
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Speaker 4: five minutes late, so we were waiting for her to
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Speaker 4: actually enter the property.
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Speaker 3: Wow.
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Speaker 4: She didn't say high or anything, slapped down a few signs,
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Speaker 4: opened the door, put a you boom on with some music,
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Speaker 4: and then proceeded to be the most unfriendly person I've
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Speaker 4: ever dealt with. Right, So We're looking around the property
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Speaker 4: and the whole time, I'm like, I don't want to
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Speaker 4: buy this place just because she's going to get commissioned.
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Speaker 4: She has been one of the most unfriendly people I've
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Speaker 4: ever met, and she's going to take tens of thousands
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Speaker 4: of dollars off the people who sell it. Yeah, you
19:33
Speaker 4: know what I mean. And it made me think is like,
19:37
Speaker 4: I can chat, you know, I can sell something. My
19:39
Speaker 4: wife does marketing. I reckon that when it comes to
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Speaker 4: selling our house, we could just do it ourselves. What
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Speaker 4: do you reckon? Have you ever thought about that? Yes,
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Speaker 4: about you selling your own house? No, you selling your
19:48
Speaker 4: own house? You know having a crack at it.
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Speaker 3: Absolutely, I have kezy because you're right, it's one thing
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Speaker 3: that really bugs me.
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Speaker 4: Oh would you say it bugs you?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, buggy because you always think about your real
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Speaker 3: estate agent. They get a pretty nice little dollop of
20:06
Speaker 3: cash from selling your house, don't they.
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Speaker 4: They do.
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Speaker 3: They get a fear old wedge of your overall wealth.
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Speaker 5: Really the vast majority of that goes to the company
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Speaker 5: and not to the not to the real estate. There
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Speaker 5: are considerable percentage, huge percentage.
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Speaker 3: Then it's even so it's still money. I mean, I
20:28
Speaker 3: don't know if you guys know this about me, but
20:29
Speaker 3: I used to be a daughter door salesman, and I'll
20:31
Speaker 3: tell you what. Ho J's got some moves.
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Speaker 4: Also, I don't want.
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Speaker 3: I'm pretty good at, you know, making people relax, making
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Speaker 3: po feel good. And I remember there was.
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Speaker 5: That guy that invited you into the house and offered
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Speaker 5: you a beer, and then you had ten, and then
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Speaker 5: he asked you to leave. Is that an example of
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Speaker 5: what you're talking about?
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Speaker 3: Probably not the best example of what I'm talking about,
20:52
Speaker 3: but certainly I thought to myself, Look, what you need
20:55
Speaker 3: is a couple of good snaps. But ho charm Bob's
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Speaker 3: your uncle.
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Speaker 4: Well, this is what I've decided to. I'm like, when
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Speaker 4: it comes time to sell our house, I will show
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Speaker 4: the house. And my wife is pretty chatty as well.
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Speaker 3: You know what.
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Speaker 4: That's fine, she's no mind. She's a marketer, so she
21:08
Speaker 4: knows what to do. I can write up the little
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Speaker 4: listening you put it on trade me or whatever if
21:13
Speaker 4: you as long as you've got a good photographer and
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Speaker 4: a good videographer, and maybe film a little video, because
21:17
Speaker 4: half of those are bloody cheesy when you watch them
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Speaker 4: as well, and you go, oh god, I'm thinking, ship
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Speaker 4: I reckon, I could do this. Okay, what do you reckon?
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Speaker 8: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: I can totally. Yeah, I can see you're doing that.
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Speaker 3: Keezy have a crack, definitely. Do you want to have
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Speaker 3: a bit of a run? Maybe give it a try,
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Speaker 3: I mean give it a try with us fatals mogie
21:34
Speaker 3: and I would come and say.
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Speaker 4: As like a young couple, Yeah, like a young couple,
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Speaker 4: Yeah some way, and I'll show you through the house.
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Speaker 4: Yeah sure, absolutely, it's true.
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Speaker 3: We'll do that next day.
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Speaker 4: If we do that next Okay, well don't we do
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Speaker 4: that next? Sore? We go?
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Speaker 3: Should we do it next?
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Speaker 4: After this?
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Speaker 3: Okay?
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Speaker 1: The whole Key Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
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Speaker 1: tune in.
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Speaker 6: Four on radio.
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Speaker 3: Gorilla's there on the radio. Hold Nokey Big. She had
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Speaker 3: this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty one minutes past
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Speaker 3: five o'clock. Now, Keyesy's been really bagged by real estate
22:06
Speaker 3: agents and he reckons.
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Speaker 4: Not all really, but a yes. So we had a
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Speaker 4: look at the house over a few houses over the weekend.
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Speaker 4: The first two guys were really nice and shelled the
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Speaker 4: third she was a young woman and she was one
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Speaker 4: of the rudest people I've ever dealt with. Yeah, she
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Speaker 4: wasn't read because she was a woman though. No, no,
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Speaker 4: because now people are going to think it's the impression
22:26
Speaker 4: that you gave.
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Speaker 3: I'm just sort of covering your arm. Sure, Sure, because
22:29
Speaker 3: I put the siren on there. Yeah, you know what
22:32
Speaker 3: I mean.
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Speaker 4: I'm not very good at impressions anyway. So that's my bed.
22:37
Speaker 4: So we're going to a run through where you've come
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Speaker 4: to view my house. Sure, I'm selling it privately and sale.
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Speaker 5: I always think of those sorts of people who do
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Speaker 5: private sales as people that sort of do home schooling
22:49
Speaker 5: for something, sort of they don't drink the water because
22:51
Speaker 5: it's got flu ride and they're a little bit whacker,
22:53
Speaker 5: you know. Anyway, we'll see what kind of freak you
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Speaker 5: do to be.
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Speaker 3: And they wear like sackcloth and always go to health
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Speaker 3: stores all the time.
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Speaker 4: You yeah, totally all right. So I'm the real estate agent.
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Speaker 4: You've just pulled up outside my house there and you've
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Speaker 4: popped out of the car, right, good, Hey, guys, welcome
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Speaker 4: to up in my house? Is actually my house is
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Speaker 4: a private sale? How you going?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Good? Thanks? Good?
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Speaker 4: Yeah cool. I'm cres by the way, Nice to meet you.
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Speaker 3: Yeah you too.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm Mike, Mike what was your name?
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Speaker 5: Sorry, he's got good with people. Just eat everything through me,
23:28
Speaker 5: right because he fires that. He's got a hell of
23:31
Speaker 5: a team problem. So I'm just saying, and you know,
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Speaker 5: it's just would we just look at the house please?
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Speaker 6: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, no worries. Sorry, So Mike, was it? Is there
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Speaker 4: anything you'd like to know about the house before we
23:42
Speaker 4: get in there? What are your neighbors like, man, any
23:44
Speaker 4: knacks on the street? Well, I don't know what. No,
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Speaker 4: I don't think that'd be knacks. Although, to be honest,
23:49
Speaker 4: we've never really done anything like illegal. Are you planning
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Speaker 4: on doing some legal It doesn't surprise me. Hey, nana,
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Speaker 4: Oh why do you ask? Okay, well, let's go over
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Speaker 4: looking then, just coming here into the lounge. Through the lounge,
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Speaker 4: nice open space.
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Speaker 3: There smells of wheeze a bit. You got a cat
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Speaker 3: or something?
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Speaker 4: No, we don't have a cat.
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Speaker 3: Smells very ammony.
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Speaker 4: Sorry, what was your name?
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Speaker 8: Man?
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Speaker 4: Just direct that question to me? So what was? Can
24:14
Speaker 4: you just inform your partners that your partner, yeah, that
24:18
Speaker 4: we don't have a cat.
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Speaker 3: Actually quite a personal question, but anyway, yeah, what that is?
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Speaker 3: He my partner?
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Speaker 4: Sorry?
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Speaker 3: Do we just see the house please?
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Speaker 4: Just that you're holding hands? Yeah? Sure, So this is
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Speaker 4: the lounge as you can see, it flows nicely into
24:32
Speaker 4: the kitchen area.
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Speaker 3: Wow, we'll be putting the wall taking a wall out.
24:38
Speaker 4: We'll hang on because we just took the wall out
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Speaker 4: and you can put one back. Have you still got it? No, sorry,
24:43
Speaker 4: because we'll put it back the entire wall. That would
24:44
Speaker 4: save us some money.
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Speaker 3: If you've still got the wall, Yeah, we'll put it
24:47
Speaker 3: back in.
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Speaker 4: Okay, So you're pretty keen to cruel space looking man?
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Speaker 4: Spacious underneath? Yeah, it's about a meter high, i'd say
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Speaker 4: up on paths. Sounds good.
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Speaker 3: But you got stuff on the roof. There a space
24:58
Speaker 3: in the roof.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like pink beats in that up there. Anything
25:02
Speaker 4: reflective out there. You've got any ten foil or anything
25:03
Speaker 4: like that up there? No, I've got anyway. Yeah, but anyway,
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Speaker 4: let's go down the hallway here. It's okay. Look at
25:12
Speaker 4: the space of bedrooms, fellers. Look at these in built wardrobes.
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Speaker 4: You know, plenty of room. Pretty standard. Wow. I don't
25:18
Speaker 4: know if you've been around Auckland, so that standard to
25:20
Speaker 4: have built.
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Speaker 3: Well.
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Speaker 5: I didn't come out for an argument, mate, Sorry, just
25:23
Speaker 5: stick to you. Just all the things that we've seen.
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Speaker 5: It's pretty standard, right, So just so you know the
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Speaker 5: market that you're operating in, men, Yeah, and I know
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Speaker 5: this is the only house you're selling. Like often we'll
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Speaker 5: go and look at the house and we'll be dealing
25:33
Speaker 5: with the real estate agent. They might be selling thirty houses,
25:35
Speaker 5: so they really understand the market.
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Speaker 4: You're only selling one. So I'm just selling you these
25:39
Speaker 4: bedrooms standard.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. And can I just a little tip for you there, buddy,
25:44
Speaker 3: maybe think about your dove covers a little bit, right.
25:47
Speaker 3: I know what's going on there with the pineapples, but my.
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Speaker 4: Wife likes pineapples, all right, I chose that one in
25:53
Speaker 4: the spare room.
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Speaker 1: The whole actual Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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Speaker 1: and Cheesy.
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Speaker 3: System of it down there on the radio Honucky Big
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Speaker 3: Show this Monday afternoon. The time is five point thirty four. Now.
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Speaker 3: If you want to win an n ZI Post package
26:10
Speaker 3: from one of the fellows here thanks to our mates
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Speaker 3: at in Zi Post for Father's Day, give us a
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Speaker 3: call right now on oh eight hundred Hodaki and we
26:16
Speaker 3: see if it can sort you out.
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Speaker 4: That's right. You'll have to choose for your particular father
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Speaker 4: between my package, Mogi's package, or Hoidi J's package. And
26:25
Speaker 4: just a reminder that this Sunday, first of September is
26:28
Speaker 4: in fact Father's Day. That can't be right, man. It's
26:30
Speaker 4: ages away, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's not actually that
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Speaker 4: far away. It's only five or six days away, al right, five.
26:36
Speaker 4: So if you want to send a package and get
26:38
Speaker 4: it to your dad on time, make sure you send
26:39
Speaker 4: it by the twenty eighth, which is old Wednesday.
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Speaker 2: There.
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Speaker 5: I was talking to someone earlier today and they were
26:43
Speaker 5: violently adamant it was miles away, right, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Violently adamant. Yeah, that doesn't sound correct.
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Speaker 3: Aperplect that almost?
26:51
Speaker 4: Yeah, what is.
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Speaker 3: Are you good with Father's Day? Keizy? You strike me
26:56
Speaker 3: as a sort of fellow. That probably is good. You
26:58
Speaker 3: get your father's stuff.
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Speaker 4: I always get my dad's that's for it. I'll use
27:02
Speaker 4: he's had to buy for because he's got a case
27:04
Speaker 4: of the sort of thing that I've got with. If
27:06
Speaker 4: I want something, I just buy it. Oh, because you've
27:09
Speaker 4: got so much money.
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Speaker 3: No, it's because I can't be like it because in
27:12
Speaker 3: a gaming podcast, day's rolling it in?
27:16
Speaker 4: Can you not do a drive by my gaming podcast
27:18
Speaker 4: by the way? Please? But no, he but like he's
27:21
Speaker 4: got everything he wants, you know what I mean? So
27:23
Speaker 4: you have to surprise him with something. But now basically
27:25
Speaker 4: just a restaurant voucher or something. Really, would you go
27:28
Speaker 4: to restaurant virture? Yes, that's right. They love going out
27:31
Speaker 4: for dinner. It's like their hobby eating. I'd have to
27:34
Speaker 4: be able to get my idea of the restaurant, virtu.
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Speaker 4: Why don't you?
27:38
Speaker 3: Why not? Why why haven't you?
27:41
Speaker 5: Ah, he's passed away, all right, Yeah they don't.
27:49
Speaker 4: There's no point. Make sure you go to the Sorry
27:55
Speaker 4: about that. You keep forgetting about that. Let's go to
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Speaker 4: Josh from Wellington.
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Speaker 6: There man, Yeah, mate, how's the go Josh?
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Speaker 2: Oh, I've got a couple of them.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well yeahd on you mate. That's sign of
28:09
Speaker 3: the ages, really, isn't it. We've all got like six
28:12
Speaker 3: dads and about fifty grandparents the weekend.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Nice, Hey, Josh, So you're going to have to choose one of
28:18
Speaker 4: our packages to send to one of your dads. This
28:20
Speaker 4: particular dad you're going to send it to. What about
28:23
Speaker 4: him is so great?
28:26
Speaker 2: The fact that he's lacking in the hair department.
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's really sweet.
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Speaker 3: That's lovely.
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Speaker 4: It's really nice, Josh, because he got a T shirt
28:34
Speaker 4: because there's a dad.
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Speaker 5: Most dads have got a T shirt that says it's
28:37
Speaker 5: not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a
28:39
Speaker 5: sex machine.
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Speaker 4: Is your dad a sex machine? Would you say?
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Speaker 2: The Josh? Monday to Friday? He is, Yeah, on the
28:47
Speaker 2: weekend though.
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Speaker 3: It just takes the weekend off for your nice different Well, listen, Josh,
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Speaker 3: we're going to talk about our packages now yourself and
28:55
Speaker 3: you get to the side. We'll go with Keyesy's package
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Speaker 3: for you, shall we?
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Speaker 4: My pair agains Josh Aka, your daddy will like it.
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Speaker 4: Hang on, hang on reading on my package. It's a
29:06
Speaker 4: nice socket set there, a fat Freddy's Drop final based
29:09
Speaker 4: on a true story, and a Links Africa gift pack.
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Speaker 4: That's my package.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, my package, Josh, feeling really good about it at
29:19
Speaker 3: the moment because no one's picking it.
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Speaker 4: But go on, you'll find out why, Josh. Listen to this.
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Speaker 3: Two boxes of scorch dilmonds.
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Speaker 4: Josh, it's about seven dollars of value.
29:29
Speaker 3: Lovely packet of jockey underwear, about four or five peers
29:35
Speaker 3: in there, and.
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Speaker 4: A soap on a road. Yeah, it's about twenty bucks.
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Speaker 5: A well, I've got a backbone T shirt there for
29:46
Speaker 5: your old man, a warrior's jersey which is going to
29:51
Speaker 5: be hugely up valued next year and when we start
29:54
Speaker 5: caning it. Next year is our year after all, and
29:56
Speaker 5: a little head message there if you know what I'm
29:58
Speaker 5: talking about.
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Speaker 2: It just sounds perfect considering he's got no here.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, whose package do you want? Josh?
30:07
Speaker 2: I would love Mogi's package.
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Speaker 4: Good choice, mate.
30:11
Speaker 3: Can I just make your point what it's not about you?
30:14
Speaker 3: It's not about the money, It's not about how much
30:16
Speaker 3: it's worth.
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Speaker 5: No, it's about the gifts, right, it's about which gift thought,
30:22
Speaker 5: which gift is going to show your dad most that
30:23
Speaker 5: you appreciate him.
30:24
Speaker 4: And a couple of box of chuk is in some
30:26
Speaker 4: mondays the same thing. Yeah yeah, anyway, Josh again, you
30:30
Speaker 4: have a pugstar on there, mates and he'll sort you out.
30:34
Speaker 4: That's your final chance to win that for you. Dare,
30:36
Speaker 4: by the way, so if you've missed out, you have
30:38
Speaker 4: to go and buy you.
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Speaker 5: Go, Jase, anybody interested in your little package, your tiny
30:41
Speaker 5: little package that you got the No.
30:43
Speaker 3: One to my package.
30:45
Speaker 1: The whole Arky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
30:49
Speaker 1: and Keysy.
30:50
Speaker 3: Lead Zepplin There on the radio Hodarky Big Show this
30:53
Speaker 3: Monday afternoon. The time is five forty six. Some interesting
30:56
Speaker 3: sporting action over the weekend. Let's get into that.
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Speaker 4: Cla clan, clan, What sports do you want to chat about? First?
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Speaker 3: I think we should start off with the magnificent legend
31:12
Speaker 3: that is Lydia Coe.
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Speaker 4: If we're gonna do that.
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Speaker 3: Golf chat with double Bogeye Mogie.
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Speaker 4: So good.
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Speaker 5: Hell of a performance, wasn't it. There she was in
31:29
Speaker 5: the window of the range. She was fortunate that the
31:31
Speaker 5: overnight leader. Just had an absolute shocking Yah absolutely collapse
31:35
Speaker 5: in the face of the switch. You can only imagine
31:38
Speaker 5: would be insurmountable stress and pressure going into the last
31:41
Speaker 5: day trying to retain a lead, and in the end
31:45
Speaker 5: she couldn't do it, and Lydia co held her nervous
31:48
Speaker 5: she did when winning her Golden Paris this year, and
31:51
Speaker 5: doesn't she.
31:52
Speaker 4: Do it's all proud of.
31:53
Speaker 5: I've seen Jason has already chat about her winning the
31:57
Speaker 5: award next year for the Halberg. Yes, should we consider
32:00
Speaker 5: a lock for the Hellberg? My answer would be yes,
32:02
Speaker 5: I would say so.
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Speaker 4: And then two weeks later a major Yeah, hell.
32:07
Speaker 3: Of a run because in many ways, the last of
32:09
Speaker 3: a year and a half she's been in the wilderness
32:11
Speaker 3: a little bit. She's been really, really, really struggling with
32:14
Speaker 3: her game. But it just shows the champion that she
32:17
Speaker 3: is that she wins the gold medal, then she wins
32:20
Speaker 3: the British Open. Life is good for her. Over twenty
32:23
Speaker 3: million in career earnings plus all the sponsorship. I reckon
32:26
Speaker 3: she should just put her feed up and retire and
32:28
Speaker 3: have a good time.
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Speaker 4: Well that's exactly what she plans to do. I can't
32:31
Speaker 4: remember how old are your co is? But when she's thirty,
32:34
Speaker 4: I think she's twenty nine. Now, yeah, she gets thirty,
32:37
Speaker 4: she's hanging it up. She's done.
32:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, what an amazing career, What an amazing human being.
32:42
Speaker 5: I also understand that even though she has won all
32:44
Speaker 5: of that money, Jason, it is not an insignificant sum.
32:49
Speaker 5: She's also engaged or indeed married, the sun of the Hyundai,
32:57
Speaker 5: the chairman of Hyundai Wow manufacturers. So yeah, look, money's
33:01
Speaker 5: not an issue. They've got Jundas coming out of the ears.
33:05
Speaker 3: I don't imagine getting my food box, do you know
33:09
Speaker 3: what I mean?
33:10
Speaker 4: Where does Shondai money rate compared to like Dog Squad money.
33:15
Speaker 3: Well, they're pretty similar, really pretty similar actually on the
33:18
Speaker 3: market there keys He's.
33:19
Speaker 4: So one of the biggest automotive companies in the world
33:20
Speaker 4: is almost on par with Dog Squad, almost not.
33:23
Speaker 3: Quite far out wish Hey, Now, an interesting thing happened
33:27
Speaker 3: to me on I thought you were going into a
33:30
Speaker 3: song there thought. I was sitting on my couch on
33:34
Speaker 3: Sunday morning and my wife, my wife said to me,
33:40
Speaker 3: are you watching the America's Cup? And I went.
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Speaker 9: Bloody hell, that's right, because I think it started on
33:47
Speaker 9: the twenty food maybe. So I went onto Channel three,
33:50
Speaker 9: which which is broadcasting it, and lo and behold there's
33:54
Speaker 9: the America's Cap. Now, if you ever said to me
33:56
Speaker 9: ten years ago, Jase, would you like to watch people sailing?
33:59
Speaker 9: I would have gone, sir, I couldn't think of anything
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Speaker 9: more boring in my life. But I'm an edit for
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Speaker 9: the America's Cup.
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Speaker 3: I don't know why. I just find it and trawling. Unfortunately,
34:10
Speaker 3: technology is a great thing, but in this case, it's
34:13
Speaker 3: made the America's Cup exceedingly dull.
34:17
Speaker 4: Oh really, what's happened?
34:18
Speaker 3: Basically, whoever wins the start wins the race. I think
34:23
Speaker 3: in the first like ten races, not one pass. There's
34:28
Speaker 3: no tacking duels. It's just go the start line first
34:32
Speaker 3: and put the foot down. See you laid up to
34:34
Speaker 3: Apart from the last race, which was between Lunarosa and
34:37
Speaker 3: New Zealand, we had the lead and they overtook us,
34:40
Speaker 3: but then they got penalized and we went in the year.
34:44
Speaker 3: And I have to say it is they are incredible,
34:49
Speaker 3: incredible beasts, these yachts, but you don't see anyone sailing.
34:52
Speaker 3: They're all in the hole. So it's it's just kind
34:55
Speaker 3: of weird.
34:55
Speaker 4: What you was boats hone around people pulling rope.
34:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you want to see them saying it's sailing
35:01
Speaker 3: and having tacking duels, and you know the lead up
35:04
Speaker 3: coming and going, but it's not happening rolls with the technology.
35:07
Speaker 3: It's quite kind of boring.
35:08
Speaker 4: Hang on a question. Where is the America's Cutlas year?
35:11
Speaker 3: It's in.
35:14
Speaker 5: Such a beautiful horizon, Keysy Barcelona. And also it goes
35:18
Speaker 5: for about six weeks, doesn't finish around about October the twelfth.
35:22
Speaker 5: There's all sorts of regettas and carry on, which on
35:26
Speaker 5: one did.
35:29
Speaker 3: But they all look pretty fast, I'll say that. So
35:31
Speaker 3: I don't think you see on the streets here like
35:33
Speaker 3: we normally are. Is it a David Vibe.
35:36
Speaker 1: The whole Achi Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
35:41
Speaker 1: and Keezy.
35:42
Speaker 3: Dave Bowie there on the radio Hodaki Big Show this
35:45
Speaker 3: Monday afternoon.
35:45
Speaker 4: The time is five or six David bow Yeah, man,
35:50
Speaker 4: why do you say like that?
35:52
Speaker 3: Because I knew you put me up on because you've
35:54
Speaker 3: been doing it all days. Guys, another opportunity.
36:00
Speaker 4: Just lift your game, all right? Yeah?
36:01
Speaker 3: Assure then? Hey, speaking of what what's for teen us?
36:06
Speaker 3: Getting with me.
36:09
Speaker 5: Speaking of left in our game, we're going to go
36:11
Speaker 5: to one of our most successful segments on radio.
36:14
Speaker 4: Exactly, exactly, that's right. It's the segment where you text
36:16
Speaker 4: in on three four eight three what you're having for dinner,
36:19
Speaker 4: and in exchange, we read it out on the radio.
36:21
Speaker 4: These two probably bag it and then you win a
36:23
Speaker 4: fifty on a night and day. Oh you might.
36:25
Speaker 3: You're in the drawer. Certainly, we don't. We don't always
36:27
Speaker 3: bag it. Keys are quite nice.
36:30
Speaker 4: Yeah, some of them are foul of course, three four
36:32
Speaker 4: eight three? What are you having for tea?
36:34
Speaker 8: Do that?
36:34
Speaker 4: And we'll get into that after six. Yeah.
36:36
Speaker 3: Also, what's on the TV with markem and Hog If
36:38
Speaker 3: you haven't heard that before, make sure you're tuning after
36:41
Speaker 3: sex because that's a real.
36:42
Speaker 4: Dude, you're turning it into a movie. Wow, what's about that?
36:46
Speaker 4: After six?
36:48
Speaker 1: The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
36:51
Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
36:53
Speaker 3: He's a d a massive bagbones. You are listening to
36:56
Speaker 3: the Big Show brought to you by Night. That was
37:07
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37:11
Speaker 3: should listen to our podcast outro which is bonus material
37:14
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37:22
Speaker 3: Today's one. I can't have no idea what we were
37:25
Speaker 3: talking about.
37:26
Speaker 4: It's about your wife and her work. Does say you
37:32
Speaker 4: work in radio and do f al while I'm actually
37:35
Speaker 4: doing a job that helps people.
37:36
Speaker 3: Never weirdly enough, never?
37:39
Speaker 4: No, Ok, she should.
37:43
Speaker 3: It's been a busy couple of weeks, so she's a
37:45
Speaker 3: bit more, you know. She gets four day weekends every week,
37:48
Speaker 3: all right, Yeah, and two half days, which is still
37:53
Speaker 3: more than I work in a week. It's interesting, isn't it,
37:59
Speaker 3: because of people think radio well you're doing is sitting
38:02
Speaker 3: there and talking to it. But it's hard work, fellows
38:06
Speaker 3: heap hard.
38:07
Speaker 5: I got a cough at the moment from doing this show.
38:09
Speaker 5: I noticed nobody cares.
38:11
Speaker 3: I always find, actually on the Monday that my throat
38:13
Speaker 3: always goes a bit wobbly while I'm doing the show
38:15
Speaker 3: because I haven't really spoken that much during the weekend.
38:18
Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden you're walking in this way, yeah, and.
38:20
Speaker 3: Then it's just talking, talking, talking the whole time. You know,
38:24
Speaker 3: it's hard work New Zealand. Hey know, liston Texas three
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Speaker 3: eight three and let us know what's for tea in
38:32
Speaker 3: your house? And when you get into that next show, beautiful.
38:36
Speaker 1: The Wholearky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
38:40
Speaker 1: Keezy Radio.
38:41
Speaker 3: Here there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday evening.
38:44
Speaker 3: But right now it's time for tikes.
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Speaker 4: Here from Steve.
38:49
Speaker 3: What's for Tea, New Zealand.
38:51
Speaker 4: With me Kid.
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Speaker 3: Yellow Wheese that crash you can't remember the monkey porn
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Speaker 3: doesn't like monkey porn? Edmund boy Voucher.
39:07
Speaker 4: Kid No Voucher Boy, Captain Edmund? Can I say, Jay,
39:14
Speaker 4: since you started dying you're here, it's looking really good man.
39:16
Speaker 3: Thanks man. It's that magic powder that they put in
39:20
Speaker 3: it so good.
39:21
Speaker 4: Someone actually messaged me over the weekend being I didn't
39:23
Speaker 4: after seeing Jason person, I didn't realize he died is
39:25
Speaker 4: here and I was like, nah, he doesn't do that, man,
39:27
Speaker 4: But then it turns out he does. Yeah, but he
39:29
Speaker 4: puts powder in it though, Yeah, powder boy, Blackening, powder boys,
39:34
Speaker 4: powder puff. A lot of people taxing it on three
39:37
Speaker 4: Fight three what they're having for dinner fellas, which is great.
39:39
Speaker 4: Yell like, what, well, get a fella's bread here? Yeah,
39:46
Speaker 4: texting him from christ chitch tonight, I'm having fried chicken
39:49
Speaker 4: and mesh with gravy. Fried chicken and mesh with gravy.
39:54
Speaker 4: Kind of gravy chicken gravy out of a packet, Maggie, you.
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Speaker 3: Got any green beans in there? When you don't get
40:01
Speaker 3: a body like bread pet by not eating your greens?
40:04
Speaker 4: So I missed their part. Brussels sprouts and beans, no
40:07
Speaker 4: spinach muscles. Okay, it's interesting. That sound young. He probably
40:12
Speaker 4: pukes it up later though.
40:14
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, no doubt good A guys hey chee chee here?
40:20
Speaker 8: Who chee chee chee chee and chongy It sounds racist?
40:25
Speaker 4: Comedians cheach and chong Chi.
40:28
Speaker 6: Yeah?
40:28
Speaker 4: Did they great comedians? The movie Up and Smoke. Watch
40:31
Speaker 4: that one, Keezy if you haven't seen it already. Very good,
40:33
Speaker 4: very good. I'm making beef strong enough.
40:38
Speaker 3: Well, I think the background summed that up perfectly. Well.
40:42
Speaker 3: I'm not a big fan of a beef strogan. I've
40:45
Speaker 3: never maybe had a good one, that's all.
40:47
Speaker 5: They could be part of it, but oftentimes you wouldn't
40:49
Speaker 5: use the beef cat to go and a strong enough
40:51
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, you're dealing with a pretty
40:53
Speaker 5: horrific cat. Yes, at that point. Is it a wine
40:56
Speaker 5: in there? We've got some kind of an alcohol in there,
40:57
Speaker 5: don't we think there's a red Yeah?
40:59
Speaker 3: I believe so.
41:00
Speaker 5: Yeah, but the mash? Will you save it when we're younger?
41:02
Speaker 5: It's yeah, it's fine.
41:04
Speaker 4: Across the road.
41:05
Speaker 3: I would go for a snitzeer rather than But I
41:09
Speaker 3: know you didn't have good Sure.
41:12
Speaker 4: It's funny because you said Beecke strogging off and then
41:16
Speaker 4: corrected yourself. You're really opened yourself up for a bit
41:18
Speaker 4: of a nose joke there, but it didn't happen. Good Ay, guys,
41:21
Speaker 4: Pete here from christ here.
41:23
Speaker 5: It's Pete Peter Plumley Walker, that's.
41:27
Speaker 4: Right, former cricket umpire and yeah, and died over the
41:33
Speaker 4: hook of falls. Not Peter dinklic No, that would be ridiculous.
41:37
Speaker 4: Definitely Peter Plumley Walker. Ah, homemade chicken curry made with
41:42
Speaker 4: love by my thirteen year old daughter.
41:44
Speaker 3: I guarantee that it'll be foul.
41:48
Speaker 4: It's not very good for her confidence.
41:50
Speaker 3: Well, she's probably not listening to the show, so that's okay.
41:53
Speaker 3: I mean I love kids cooking, they're just not.
41:55
Speaker 4: Very good at it.
41:57
Speaker 5: Tyler here feelers, Oh my god, Tyler Peterre the actor,
42:03
Speaker 5: he's African American keysy. It's very very funny, very funny actor.
42:07
Speaker 5: Have you not seen any of his film? No, it's
42:08
Speaker 5: not it's just sound the racism. Sorry, no, I can't believe.
42:12
Speaker 4: You haven't seen any of his.
42:14
Speaker 6: Man.
42:18
Speaker 4: That's not that's not necessary.
42:24
Speaker 5: Tyler Durden, Yeah, from Fight Club. Yeah, that's what it was.
42:28
Speaker 5: Good a flowers.
42:30
Speaker 4: Tonight, I'm having some fat, old pork chops with the
42:32
Speaker 4: old marsh and gravy and a couple of bruskies to
42:35
Speaker 4: wet the whistle cheers and gravy. That's a couple of
42:37
Speaker 4: mation gravy with here tonight. Well, it's winter in New Zealand.
42:40
Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you. I don't mind a bit
42:41
Speaker 3: of mash and a bit of gravy, you know, action
42:44
Speaker 3: a pork chop pork chops, Yeah, not so much unless
42:48
Speaker 3: it's an apple sauce.
42:48
Speaker 4: I've got a real thing. Oh god, you're and your
42:50
Speaker 4: fruit fruit.
42:53
Speaker 3: You've got to have apple sauce with pork.
42:55
Speaker 4: I disagree. Okay, it's funny because the other day, we
42:58
Speaker 4: were watching it on YouTube. You can watch like videos
43:00
Speaker 4: of people preparing food and restaurants. We're watching one of
43:02
Speaker 4: like a really old guy making an oud On soup
43:06
Speaker 4: that had made for decades. Yeah sure, and it's like
43:08
Speaker 4: really complex and there's all these different flavors and stuff,
43:11
Speaker 4: and meanwhile we're just sitting there eating a pork chop.
43:14
Speaker 4: I was just like, man, this sucks.
43:22
Speaker 1: Hold Arkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
43:26
Speaker 3: And Kesey is indeed Mutton Birds there on the radio.
43:29
Speaker 3: Hold Arkey Big Show this Monday evening. But right now
43:32
Speaker 3: it's time for What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
43:41
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yea.
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Speaker 5: Hi guys, what did I watch? I watched The Instigators
43:58
Speaker 5: on Apple TV. You guys heard about this one.
44:00
Speaker 4: Who's in that one? Ben Fleck? I seen the thumbnail
44:03
Speaker 4: Ben a Fleck. That's not true.
44:04
Speaker 5: Casey Fleck and Matt Damon quite like the Academy of Water.
44:08
Speaker 4: He's very good.
44:09
Speaker 5: He's a smarter role he's played a million times before.
44:12
Speaker 5: It's about a bank robbery that goes wrong. It feels
44:15
Speaker 5: like something you've seen a million times before. Directed by
44:19
Speaker 5: Doug Lyman, who's done some very good films, including one
44:21
Speaker 5: of my favorites, which is the Edge of Tomorrow, which
44:25
Speaker 5: is the one with old Tom Cruise. And he also
44:27
Speaker 5: did the Bourne movies. Yes, so very good director. But
44:31
Speaker 5: the last movie he did was Roadhouse, that one with
44:34
Speaker 5: Jake Gillen Hall that you hate it, that I absolutely hated.
44:37
Speaker 5: This is some of the most boring tat that you'll
44:42
Speaker 5: ever see pedaled out as an excuse for a movie.
44:45
Speaker 5: Zero tension, zero steaks, relies entirely on star power.
44:49
Speaker 4: They're good.
44:50
Speaker 5: I gave it about forty forty five minutes and it
44:52
Speaker 5: was just I'd rather be doing anything else. I'd rather
44:56
Speaker 5: be looking at the wall than watching that kind.
44:59
Speaker 4: Of just wow, terrible.
45:01
Speaker 5: I mean it's not terrious, that's fine, but I'm so
45:05
Speaker 5: old that I've seen so many of them. I'm just
45:07
Speaker 5: I don't need to watch another one of these. It's
45:09
Speaker 5: got Ron Perlman in it as well, yes, like as
45:11
Speaker 5: an individual, massive LANs and head on the bass he does,
45:14
Speaker 5: doesn't it. It's a big head. But yeah, Apple TV,
45:18
Speaker 5: I give it. I'm gonna wait mine. In terms of
45:22
Speaker 5: should you watch it, I give it zero buzzies.
45:25
Speaker 3: Sure, okay out of five. Yeah, I won't bother then,
45:27
Speaker 3: even though I don't have Apple. I went to see
45:29
Speaker 3: a movie with my wife last night called We Were Dangerous. Yeah,
45:35
Speaker 3: a New Zealand film is the one.
45:37
Speaker 4: You were like, Oh, I'm gonna go watch this New
45:39
Speaker 4: Zealand film on Sunday.
45:40
Speaker 3: Yes. I was like that, that's absolutely right, Kesy and
45:44
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, for God's sake, m But I
45:49
Speaker 3: really enjoyed it. Um. It's basically the story of sort
45:53
Speaker 3: of delinquent girls who have misbehaved and get put in
45:56
Speaker 3: this home. The home then gets moved to this remote
46:00
Speaker 3: island where they're disciplined by the matron, who is Luema Tiwata,
46:06
Speaker 3: who is always great iconum. And it gets very sinister
46:12
Speaker 3: because the authorities decide that actually, because these girls are delinquent,
46:18
Speaker 3: because they're sexual perverts, they'll never amount to anything. Let's
46:22
Speaker 3: sterilize them, sure you know what I mean, so that
46:25
Speaker 3: they can never have kids. The performances beautiful and the
46:31
Speaker 3: young girl I can't think of her name at the
46:33
Speaker 3: moment who played Daisy, who's about sort of fourteen years old,
46:38
Speaker 3: such an amazing performance. My only criticism of it was
46:42
Speaker 3: that it wrapped up very quickly, right, like the storyline
46:45
Speaker 3: was going on quite nicely, and then it went do
46:48
Speaker 3: do do in a story right, and which was disappointing.
46:51
Speaker 3: But having said that, it was only about you know,
46:53
Speaker 3: seventy minutes long or something like that, really, which I appreciate.
46:56
Speaker 3: I appreciate as well. Yeah, it didn't feel very long. Yeah,
47:01
Speaker 3: it might be longer than that. Maybe it was eighty that.
47:03
Speaker 4: Might have been. Was it Erina James in the role
47:06
Speaker 4: of Daisy?
47:07
Speaker 3: Possibly? All I know about her is that, because my
47:10
Speaker 3: wife knows that the director quite well, was that she'd
47:12
Speaker 3: never auditioned in her life Mania Hall. She did it
47:15
Speaker 3: as a joke, the audition and was just brilliant.
47:20
Speaker 5: It's how Anna Paquin got the piano as she went
47:23
Speaker 5: along with her sister who was auditioning, and then was
47:25
Speaker 5: asked to audition herself.
47:26
Speaker 3: And can I also say that, actually all the actors
47:28
Speaker 3: in that show were.
47:29
Speaker 4: Very very good. Do you reckon that'll ever happen with me?
47:31
Speaker 4: Just auditioning kind of as a joke, audition as a joke,
47:36
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
47:37
Speaker 3: Sort of That's a good way of approaching it, right.
47:42
Speaker 4: What was the name of that film by thay we
47:43
Speaker 4: were dangerous. Oh yeah cool.
47:46
Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
47:49
Speaker 1: Radio Hnarchy.
47:50
Speaker 3: I took monkeys there on the Radio Honarchy Big Show
47:53
Speaker 3: this Monday evening. Now listen. We had beer and pie July,
47:56
Speaker 3: of course, and we asked you, the listeners, to send
47:59
Speaker 3: in your pie recipe, what kind of pie you would
48:02
Speaker 3: like to see, And I believe our winner was a
48:06
Speaker 3: jalipino What was it again, Geezy?
48:08
Speaker 4: Just a Kalipino pie.
48:11
Speaker 3: And b for something.
48:14
Speaker 4: Lemons, crack pepper, crack pepper. So it's just pastry with
48:17
Speaker 4: jalapenos and lemons. Oh, how good that's gonna be so good? No, sorry,
48:23
Speaker 4: just reading here Dad's pies, no anger steak yes, and
48:27
Speaker 4: Kalipino cheese pie. That sounds amazing, sounds really good.
48:32
Speaker 3: So that put sauce on that, Geezy?
48:34
Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't. I only put sauce on like a
48:36
Speaker 4: steak pie if it's not particularly not very tasty, you know, sure,
48:40
Speaker 4: but a good like award winning steak pie. Do you
48:43
Speaker 4: just have it as it is fair enough? Or a
48:45
Speaker 4: mince or a mince and cheese.
48:47
Speaker 3: Jason, Yeah, I sauce everything, okay, yeah?
48:51
Speaker 6: Man?
48:53
Speaker 4: So we whittled this down. Thousands of people sent through
48:55
Speaker 4: the pies that they would like to be made. We
48:57
Speaker 4: whittled it down to four. It was voted upon and
48:59
Speaker 4: this was the final one, Anger Steak and Jalapeno Cheese
49:02
Speaker 4: that is going to be released later on this year.
49:05
Speaker 4: It is currently the Dad's Pies experts are taking it away.
49:09
Speaker 4: They are in their bakery right now. They're working up
49:10
Speaker 4: a prototype of the pie and over the next few
49:13
Speaker 4: weeks we're going to be having our first ever taste
49:15
Speaker 4: of it. Yeah, that'd be good, So keep listening and
49:18
Speaker 4: you might actually be able to sink your teeth into
49:20
Speaker 4: one as well.
49:20
Speaker 3: Yeah boy here, Well, hopefully they ship a few over
49:23
Speaker 3: in our direction because.
49:24
Speaker 4: It was quite nice, bloody delicious.
49:25
Speaker 3: They sound really good and it was quite nice having
49:27
Speaker 3: pies in the warmer all the time whenever you came
49:29
Speaker 3: into work.
49:30
Speaker 4: I feel like jalapenos is something that's really caught on lately.
49:33
Speaker 4: That is that something that was around back in the day.
49:36
Speaker 4: Oh they had had apenio, But like, I feel like
49:38
Speaker 4: people are really getting on board the haalopeno. Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:41
Speaker 5: It's globalization, isn't it. Jace As the walls come down
49:45
Speaker 5: and people stop being so racistly prepared to take on
49:47
Speaker 5: furious ethnic cuisines. If I can say that, Jason, sure
49:50
Speaker 5: there was a time you would be beaten up for it.
49:52
Speaker 5: In the jalapeno really just now they love it. If
49:55
Speaker 5: you eat a jalopino avocado, you get the beats.
49:58
Speaker 3: We had a real Piery Piero sauce period.
50:01
Speaker 4: Do you that with Perry Perry period?
50:03
Speaker 3: You know what it was like with Peery Piri sauce.
50:07
Speaker 3: And it's like, I don't even like Pierry Pierri sauce.
50:09
Speaker 3: Take your Peery Piri sauce, and I tell you what
50:12
Speaker 3: you can do with your Peery Pierri sauce.
50:14
Speaker 4: And why were you like this? Because it was from
50:15
Speaker 4: South America?
50:17
Speaker 3: Wow?
50:18
Speaker 4: You know, just because I'm just gonna play this real well.
50:22
Speaker 1: The whole key Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
50:25
Speaker 1: Tune in and.
50:27
Speaker 6: Four on radio.
50:37
Speaker 3: Whether you go your mad Bastard's actually a Monday over
50:41
Speaker 3: and done with. I'm predicting a quiet night for you tonight, Maggie.
50:45
Speaker 5: Every night to quiet night for me. Man, Yet a
50:49
Speaker 5: little bit of work. I wouldn't mind another bath. I
50:52
Speaker 5: wouldn't mind reading a book.
50:55
Speaker 3: You know, like subs in your bath.
50:57
Speaker 4: I do put on not so you know what, you
51:00
Speaker 4: get a little bit of lemby this, a little bit
51:02
Speaker 4: of crack paper.
51:02
Speaker 3: Okay, nice one of.
51:04
Speaker 4: Those bath rack things that sits over the top of
51:06
Speaker 4: the bath. You have your laptop on there, and do
51:08
Speaker 4: you work in the bath. That's a good idea. Yeah, exactly,
51:10
Speaker 4: I'm getting a bit lazy in the bath. Case. You're right,
51:12
Speaker 4: thanks mane he on. There was or you love doing?
51:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're desicated. Dried chicken and rice. There you're having
51:19
Speaker 3: a barn put it in the bath.
51:21
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could cook the chicken in the barth.
51:24
Speaker 3: Moisten it up a bit.
51:25
Speaker 4: He's been getting quite hungry in the bath, jays. Great idea.
51:27
Speaker 3: Yeah. Now listen, Kesy, what are you up to early
51:31
Speaker 3: night for you tonight?
51:31
Speaker 4: No, okay, now we'll see what's going on. Might go
51:34
Speaker 4: on along with pug Son. Umm, I just said no,
51:37
Speaker 4: don't worry about that. Oh in that case, I'll probably
51:39
Speaker 4: just watching TV with my wife and they've got a
51:41
Speaker 4: bit early.
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Speaker 3: I tell you why he won't be online tonight because
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Speaker 3: Hamm and I were online till about one this morning.
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Speaker 4: My God, what are you playing?
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Speaker 3: What was I I'll have to ask you don't know
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Speaker 3: what it was. I was so tired by the end
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Speaker 3: of it, I didn't even know what were you using?
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Speaker 3: A really big one?
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Speaker 9: Umm.
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Speaker 3: Now I'm going to take it easy night fellas, I
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Speaker 3: have a nice meal, talk to my wife. Maybe you
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Speaker 3: have a bit of scrabble. Maybe we bought some more artwork,
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Speaker 3: so maybe we're not happy with how we've placed it,
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Speaker 3: so I replace it until tomorrow, though. Make sure you
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Speaker 3: check out our Instagram account and all our podcasts until then,
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Speaker 3: See you later, bye bye.
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Speaker 8: Then