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Things That Must Go From December 3rd, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: I surely do.
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  Speaker 2: Things that must brought to you by brought to you
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  Speaker 2: by the Rocky Mountain Chevy Dealers in.
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  Speaker 1: The road to the road home. Things that must go
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  Speaker 1: on the radio.
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  Speaker 3: Things that are bugging you, dear dear friends of the program, Kerry,
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  Speaker 3: can you turn up my headphones just a slight bit?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: These are things that you know, you're just you just
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  Speaker 3: can't stand them in your life anymore. You've reached the
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  Speaker 3: you've reached your limit. You've had it up to here
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  Speaker 3: with these things. So you think, I know, I know.
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  Speaker 3: I'll send it to Radio from Hell, Radio from Hell
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  Speaker 3: at X ninety six dot com. But must go on
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  Speaker 3: the subject line. Maybe if they read mine on the
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  Speaker 3: on the air, that these things will disappear from my life.
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  Speaker 3: And sometimes that happens. Let's see. I'll go first today.
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  Speaker 3: I have one of my own using the word dump
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  Speaker 3: in any kind of a recipe, a dump cake.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, who ever thought that's not you?
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  Speaker 3: Don't do not associate the word dump with food, even
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  Speaker 3: in directions you shouldn't do it. Don't say dump a
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  Speaker 3: handful of flour in there, a dump a cup of
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  Speaker 3: flowers stir in.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, but but don't use the word dump.
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  Speaker 1: But what about that delicious pipe place up north that
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  Speaker 1: we went to?
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  Speaker 4: The pie dump?
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  Speaker 3: I I would urge them to change their Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 3: Uh let's see. This one says thanks for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 3: I wrote before about irritating speech when people put a
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  Speaker 3: y in a word where it doesn't belong. Bill mentioned culinary.
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  Speaker 3: I mentioned family.
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  Speaker 4: What do people say that. I've heard people say this
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  Speaker 4: is my family. Wow. I've not heard I have heard
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  Speaker 4: that I'd like you to meet my family. Wow. Also
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  Speaker 4: it hurts. Also, make cupon go away. It's coupon, not coupon.
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  Speaker 1: That one took me a long time to learn. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's a bloody you.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 3: This one says, Hi, here are a couple of things
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  Speaker 3: that need to go first. Sneezing immediately after applying mass scara, Well, yes,
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  Speaker 3: turns me right into twiggy, which is not a good
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  Speaker 3: look for work.
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  Speaker 4: Second speeders.
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  Speaker 3: My morning drive takes me up seventeen South, which has
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  Speaker 3: a twenty five mile per hour speed limit. I set
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  Speaker 3: my cruise control and enjoy the ride with radio from
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  Speaker 3: hell On, of course, which may or may not be
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  Speaker 3: appropriate for my four year old but that's another story.
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  Speaker 3: I have people up my ass the entire way well
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  Speaker 3: speeding tailgating. It's dangerous, obnoxious, and doesn't get you to
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  Speaker 3: your destination any faster. Just go the speed limit, respect
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  Speaker 3: your neighbors and fellow drivers, and just chill.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for letting me listen, Ellie. All right, Kerrie.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see. We'll begin with the one from Sleepless in Sandy.
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  Speaker 1: Things that must go two parts. First, running out of
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  Speaker 1: steam before all my holiday tasks are completed. I would
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  Speaker 1: work around the clock if I could, but I get
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  Speaker 1: tired sometimes tired. Second, people who have informed me, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know adderall can help you with that. Just ask
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  Speaker 1: your doctor what I've never heard this before. This is
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  Speaker 1: so tempting, but yikes, that's all I need is another
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  Speaker 1: issue in life. Still tempting, though. Let's see this one
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  Speaker 1: from does not say I can use my name, so
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  Speaker 1: I won't. Kind of a small one. But things that
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  Speaker 1: must go the grocery store app not telling me where
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  Speaker 1: to find something in the store.
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  Speaker 4: I e.
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  Speaker 1: What aisles for example, Yeah, cereal would be in. This
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  Speaker 1: is a very big store. I don't always shop there,
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  Speaker 1: so I have to have an exact location on the
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  Speaker 1: app of where things would be. That would be amazing.
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  Speaker 1: I think, let's see if I'm in the store, I'm
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  Speaker 1: finding the I ask someone. Anyway, let's see this one
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  Speaker 1: from uh, thanks for letting me listen, Kelly from Eagle Mountain.
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  Speaker 1: What must go is learning that spiders are jerks and
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  Speaker 1: we'll crawl into my lint trap every time I clean it.
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  Speaker 1: I shudder, Sorry it happened to you, Carrie. I hope
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  Speaker 1: I'm able.
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  Speaker 2: To unlocked fear by the way.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Kevin. It's Sue. It's it's all Sue. It's
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  Speaker 1: you know, she's she's the one who found it. I
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  Speaker 1: hope I'm able to keep calm while dropping stuff off
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  Speaker 1: for the road home. And let's see, uh this one
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  Speaker 1: from Sue. I do have one Gina making me think
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  Speaker 1: unreasonably about stray cat hairs that can be in the
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  Speaker 1: food that other people brought. You're not unreasonable, You've made
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  Speaker 1: her paranoidasonable, all right.
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  Speaker 2: One of mine first radio stations that play Christmas music
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  Speaker 2: or Spotify playlist or some thing that don't mix it up,
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  Speaker 2: and they will play Frosty the Snowman by Burl Lives
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  Speaker 2: and then Frosty the Snowman by Michael Bluplay and then
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  Speaker 2: Frosty the Snow I get you there only, Gina, there
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  Speaker 2: are only five Christmas songs, but move them around. Just
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  Speaker 2: because it's a different artist doesn't mean don't want to.
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  Speaker 1: Hear the same song set on alphabetical.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see things that must go. Please don't use my name.
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  Speaker 2: Dating in your late thirties at this point it feels
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  Speaker 2: less like romance and more like an unpaid internship. I'm
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  Speaker 2: a nurse with a graduate degree, a homeowner, solid credit.
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  Speaker 2: I take care of myself. I never thought it'd be
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  Speaker 2: a single mom trying to date. Number two age appropriate
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  Speaker 2: men looking for hookups. Gentle reminder. If you're over forty
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  Speaker 2: and your back cracks every time you stand up, maybe
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  Speaker 2: it's time to retire from your casual only era.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Stability is attractive, Emotional availability is attractive. Still, figuring it
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  Speaker 2: out is just stupid. Number three ghosting. If you're not
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  Speaker 2: feeling it, that's perfectly fine, no hard feelings, but vanishing
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  Speaker 2: like you got drafted into the witness protection program, that's
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  Speaker 2: just not nice.
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  Speaker 1: At least have the guts to say this isn't working out.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see you.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see dating apps the digital wild West. When you
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  Speaker 2: swipe through men holding fish, men posing with their cars,
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  Speaker 2: men who aren't looking for anything serious.
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  Speaker 1: How are we supposed to meet people this way?
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  Speaker 4: What do you got against fishermen?
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  Speaker 2: And the idea of being a single mom as a drawback,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't plan on divorced, but here I am successful, grounded,
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  Speaker 2: raising humans while balancing a career in life. But that's
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  Speaker 2: viewed as baggage. If only these dudes knew how great
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  Speaker 2: we all are. I can go on and.
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  Speaker 4: On, I won't. Please make these things go away?
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  Speaker 2: Next, you can use my name. It's Kim. Can you
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  Speaker 2: please make Mariah Carey's annoying Christmas song go away? No?
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's the number one song again it always.
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  Speaker 4: We're Dead?
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  Speaker 2: And finally this, please don't use my name? Live Theater
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  Speaker 2: Christmas Edition Live Theater. Yes, it's it's production of a
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  Speaker 2: nut Cracker. Does it really need to be two and
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  Speaker 2: a half hours long? Can't you do a shorter version?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my hell?
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  Speaker 2: Really not only for the performers, for the Oh my hell,
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  Speaker 2: don't be jerks to the ushers because you didn't plan
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  Speaker 2: enough time to arrive at the theater, find a parking space,
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  Speaker 2: and get to your seat before the start of the show.
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  Speaker 2: Please teach your children etiquette when attending a live performance.
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  Speaker 2: Don't let them run around and jump on the lobby
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  Speaker 2: furniture and scream. Would you allow them to do that
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  Speaker 2: at a fancy location like hal Theater or the Echols?
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  Speaker 2: If not, don't let them do it at the community theater.
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  Speaker 2: If your ticket states no babies, then do not bring
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  Speaker 2: a baby to the performance, and don't act offended when
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  Speaker 2: the ushers, the box office staff, and the people who
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  Speaker 2: are producing the show tell you that babies are not allowed. Also,
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  Speaker 2: if the show says online it is sold out, that
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  Speaker 2: is what it means. It's sold out. Please don't throw
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  Speaker 2: a fit at the box office because you failed to
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  Speaker 2: get your tickets in a timely many.
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  Speaker 4: I have one more thing that must go.
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  Speaker 3: It just popped into my mind while you were talking
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  Speaker 3: about the Christmas music. I was listening to the radio
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  Speaker 3: yesterday and I heard the news guy say this, Well
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  Speaker 3: you've heard about snakes on a plane. Well what about
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  Speaker 3: a a cat on a plane. There was a live
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  Speaker 3: cat on the Delta Air. It doesn't close.
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  Speaker 2: It made Yeah, were hundreds of cats maybe there was
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  Speaker 2: a cat that got out of its carrier and was
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  Speaker 2: wandering around the plane.
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  Speaker 1: That's a tenuous stretch.
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  Speaker 4: You heard about snakes on the plane. How about a cat.
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  Speaker 1: That must go also, I'm sorry the pie dump is closed.
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  Speaker 4: Oh all right, let's get out of here.
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  Speaker 2: Begs that must go on the radio
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  Speaker 3: Show.