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MINUTE TO WIN IT RECORD! Almost There!! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey, shar Hello, what's happening.
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  Speaker 2: I have a great story for you about the dog
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  Speaker 2: poop bag incident that I had. I was walking my
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  Speaker 2: dog a little while back and she decided that she
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  Speaker 2: had to go poop, and I looked down to see
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  Speaker 2: if I had any bags. I have one of those
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  Speaker 2: dog holder bags on the leash, and I didn't have any.
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  Speaker 2: So I started to panic. I'm like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: she's going to go poop. I don't have any bags.
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  Speaker 2: I just moved into this neighborhood a few months ago,
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  Speaker 2: and so she poops and I'm like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: what am I going to do? So I remembered about
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  Speaker 2: two houses down there's an empty lot, and I've seen
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  Speaker 2: this Dunkin Donuts cup that's been sitting there for probably
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  Speaker 2: a week or so, and I every day I walked
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  Speaker 2: by it, I thought, I'm going to pick up this
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  Speaker 2: cup and throw it away. Well, thank god that cup
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  Speaker 2: was still there, because I ran and got the cups
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  Speaker 2: and put the poop in the cup, and Dunkin Donuts
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  Speaker 2: saved the day for me.
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  Speaker 3: That day America runs, I'm dunk anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So that was my poop story.
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  Speaker 4: See, there is that that like when you're walking your dog,
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  Speaker 4: Like I was telling that story a couple of days ago,
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  Speaker 4: when you're walking your dog and they have to poop
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  Speaker 4: and you realize you're unprepared.
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  Speaker 1: It's terrible. It is terrible.
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  Speaker 2: It's horrible, especially since I'm a new neighbor.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I've done the thing before where you pretend
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  Speaker 4: to pick it up because you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't have anything.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my husband does that. I take her for a walk.
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  Speaker 2: He I said, did you pick it up? He goes, no,
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  Speaker 2: that's gross. I said, you just left it there. So
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  Speaker 2: then I got to go find it wherever she poop
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  Speaker 2: and pick it up.
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  Speaker 1: Does my wife will go back and try to find it.
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  Speaker 4: I pretend, I pretend, But then when I do have
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  Speaker 4: the dog poop bag with me and the dog's poop
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  Speaker 4: I carry with me, I don't throw it away.
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  Speaker 1: I care with me for the longest time while I'm
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  Speaker 1: walking the dog. So in case.
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  Speaker 4: Neighbors do see me, they'll see that I do pick
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  Speaker 4: up dog poop. So if there ever a time where
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  Speaker 4: I don't pick up the dog poop, they'll be like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: he probably just did, or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Can I just say something you guys real quick.
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  Speaker 2: I have been like dying to talk to you for
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  Speaker 2: the longest time. I love you so much. You've cracked
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  Speaker 2: me up. It's the best morning show I've ever heard
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  Speaker 2: in my life. Dandae, you are hilarious and and Rich
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  Speaker 2: is so funny. But I honestly think he has been
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  Speaker 2: even funnier since he's been like Stacey. I don't know, but.
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  Speaker 3: I think that does make you funnier because you're not
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  Speaker 3: worried about stuff you know. And she is hilarious too.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle, Kyle, You're so beautiful and you are the funniest
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  Speaker 2: woman I've ever heard that the accents and stuff that
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  Speaker 2: you do. You're just so funny. And Peyton you're beautiful
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  Speaker 2: and I love you and you've been a great addition
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  Speaker 2: to the show. And I'm Sagittarius. We would get to
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  Speaker 2: get along great.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, we're both a little crazy. What a nice
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  Speaker 1: compliment that's you.
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  Speaker 4: Let me say what for one week you don't have
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  Speaker 4: to pick a dog poop one week.
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  Speaker 1: Week, no poop for you?
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  Speaker 2: Why I can't send my husband to do it?
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  Speaker 1: So thanks the kind word share, Thank you for listening.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Love you guys, that's.
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  Speaker 1: So nice, so nice. You repla to win it. Susie, Susie, Hi, Susie, Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: So Pat Hickey gave.
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  Speaker 4: Us one thousand bucks. All right, we'll be trying to
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  Speaker 4: give it away. So you got a minute to win it.
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  Speaker 3: Sixty seconds on the clock to win. Panicky from Peoria forwards.
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  Speaker 3: One thousand dollars starts right now. Name a sign of
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  Speaker 3: the zodiac, Harry. When you hear leads of three, let
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  Speaker 3: it be what plant are we talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Can you repeat it?
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  Speaker 3: When you hear leaves of three, Let it be what
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  Speaker 3: plant are we talking about? Oh gosh, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't even know already.
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  Speaker 3: I'll just throw out ivy?
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  Speaker 5: What kind of ivy?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, there we go. Who was Batman's sidekick? What
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  Speaker 3: popstar sings toxic? Name a movie with a great sequel,
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  Speaker 3: Any movie with a great sequel.
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  Speaker 5: Name any country in Europe.
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  Speaker 3: Italy. Name any city that is part of the Phoenix area.
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  Speaker 3: Name any team currently in the MLB playoffs.
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  Speaker 5: That's baseball a popular tourist destination.
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  Speaker 3: You're o that's two times now, running out of time,
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  Speaker 3: running out of times? Got eight? Right? Eight?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh my goodness, that's the record, right, Yes, she
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  Speaker 1: got one wrong earlier. You guys got a slide, she said,
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  Speaker 1: Bernice spears.
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  Speaker 5: She's her talented sister.
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  Speaker 3: Her version of toxic is haunting.
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  Speaker 5: I thought somebody was gonna get it today. I know
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  Speaker 5: if she would have asked you to repeat birds that
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never heard that before me either.
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  Speaker 5: You haven't, I said a Clover, I'm like Clover.
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  Speaker 4: I thought, I thought Clover too, and then I thought
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  Speaker 4: why leave it alone? So that I was guessing poison
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  Speaker 4: ivy right, Susie, thanks for playing all right?
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  Speaker 2: Well, thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I thought she was rich. She's complimenting us.
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  Speaker 4: She's go ahead, SUSI, You're talk about how funny we are,
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  Speaker 4: and I wonderful we are like like the last Color.
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  Speaker 3: I'm thirty six years older than I've been listening since
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  Speaker 3: I was in middle school.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a huge fan playing this game.
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  Speaker 3: It is so fun.
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  Speaker 1: You got it. Thank you, Susie. Thanks great, it's so
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  Speaker 1: nice of her. Let me tell what happened this morning,
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  Speaker 1: you guys.
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  Speaker 4: So I have this meeting today at eleven, and I
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  Speaker 4: forgot about the meeting until last night, so I had
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  Speaker 4: to rearrange stuff, and I have I work out with
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  Speaker 4: my trainer and if I canceled in twenty four hours,
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  Speaker 4: they charged you. So I couldn't cancel. So I messaged him.
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  Speaker 4: So he goes, what did I you at four am?
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, that was today. So this morning I
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  Speaker 4: got up way earlier than normal, did my normal routine, right.
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  Speaker 4: I did my I did my pushups, I did my
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  Speaker 4: cold plunge, my hot tub, I did everything.
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  Speaker 1: Then I met him at the gym at four a m.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh it was really stupid. That was very
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  Speaker 1: nice of him to rearrange his schedules. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: he thought I was gonna say yes, right.
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  Speaker 4: So I had everything planned out, my workout, everything, my
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  Speaker 4: clothes with me, to shower, everything, absolutely perfect work out,
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  Speaker 4: to get here in time, to be here to do
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  Speaker 4: my prep before the show starts, right, I mean every
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  Speaker 4: single detail. Nobody was in the gym, nobody. There is
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  Speaker 4: a nurse named Sarah that works there. She's kind of
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  Speaker 4: like a manager slash nurse. She runs everything right. She
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  Speaker 4: comes walking in four thirty and Chris, my trainer, goes, huh,
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  Speaker 4: she's normally not here this early, Like oh, when she
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  Speaker 4: comes and goes hey, johje go hey, Sarah. And now
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  Speaker 4: my plan is there's there's three bathrooms there. One bathroom
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  Speaker 4: has the shower, one bathroom and I also have to
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  Speaker 4: go to the bathroom. And my plan is to shower,
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  Speaker 4: get dressed, and hall ass here to work. My workout
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  Speaker 4: is now over. And Sarah goes into the bathroom.
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  Speaker 5: With the shower with the shower.
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  Speaker 1: No. And I walk over and I go to the
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  Speaker 1: door and the door's locked, and I'm like, no.
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  Speaker 4: Sarah, And I'm like, I do understand.
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  Speaker 1: I have like every second plan to get to work
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  Speaker 1: on time. And I shake it Sarah, which I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: panicked her.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So that I had to go to another bathroom,
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  Speaker 4: which is a small bathroom, and I had to forego
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  Speaker 4: the shower. I had to sit on the floor and
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  Speaker 4: get dressed on the floor and get and then and
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  Speaker 4: then I'm walking out and then Sarah I see her
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  Speaker 4: and she's like, hey, do.
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  Speaker 1: You have an appointment on the Twitter? I go, I
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  Speaker 1: don't have I gotta go. I gotta gotta go. So
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  Speaker 1: I made it here in time, But what are the chances?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I did go to that bathroom because there's under
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  Speaker 4: armyodorant there, So I went to go use the under
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  Speaker 4: armedyodorant in the underround Yoda was already sprayed all over
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  Speaker 4: the room.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying? Okay, So Sarah.
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  Speaker 3: Was like, Sarah was busy, and I'm like, Sarah, like,
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  Speaker 3: I want to be like, if you get to go
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  Speaker 3: number two and you know there's someone.
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  Speaker 1: There, use one of the smaller bathrooms. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean?
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  Speaker 5: She probably didn't. She didn't account for your schedule.
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  Speaker 3: Now here's the problem though for you is we're having
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  Speaker 3: a pretty good show today.
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  Speaker 5: It's pretty good. It's pretty good. You're gonna work out
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  Speaker 5: every morning at four am.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking the same thing, right. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh no, it's gonna be his new routine. You've already
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  Speaker 1: added ten million things to your morning routine.
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  Speaker 3: Why not add a workout in the show?
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  Speaker 4: Well, it was fain that I thought. I thought, Well,
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  Speaker 4: then I've done. I don't have to be this mean.
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  Speaker 4: To eleven, I'm like, well, there gives some time for Colin.
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  Speaker 4: I did a foot photo shoot.
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  Speaker 3: If you do start working out though, every morning, like
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  Speaker 3: reserve the shower, because we can't have you like stinking
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  Speaker 3: up the studio.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I don't believe me. I'm bumped and do
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  Speaker 1: you feel gross right now? Though I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't feel because I also showered in cold plunge
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  Speaker 4: before I went to work out. But then I decided
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  Speaker 4: I had like this crazy day today, so I started
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  Speaker 4: making clips of like you know, I want to make
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  Speaker 4: with those videos, like what do they say?
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  Speaker 1: Follow me on my day? What do they do?
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  Speaker 5: Like day in the life, day in the life.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I've been filming everything because today I got this,
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  Speaker 4: I got this meeting, I got I got a i'm
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  Speaker 4: an Asauana, then I got to uh, I got a
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  Speaker 4: podcast on taping, and then I'm going to the Sun's
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  Speaker 4: Laker game.
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  Speaker 1: So I thought that'd be kind of a cool ending
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  Speaker 1: total see how I am