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Full Show 1-20-26: The Voodoo Doll · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome looking
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  Speaker 1: to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to issue a PSA to everybody listening to
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  Speaker 2: the show right now. Okay, don't look at your phone
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  Speaker 2: while you're driving, because I did that on my way
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  Speaker 2: to work and I slammed right into a carb.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that seems like a normal occurrence without looking at
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  Speaker 3: your phone.
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  Speaker 4: I've never hit a curb. I slammed into it so hard.
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  Speaker 2: I was literally trying to reload my Starbucks while I
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  Speaker 2: was looking to see if I needed to load my
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  Speaker 2: Starbucks card on my phone.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I slammed into a curb, almost flew over a hill,
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  Speaker 2: almost didn't make it to work today, almost didn't make
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  Speaker 2: the rest of my life.
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  Speaker 5: Just don't look at your phone.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I'm doing the PSA. That's what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 2: don't look at your phone while you're driving.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like this was an old thing.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, now mourning everybody. Sometimes you need to be
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  Speaker 4: in mind. I did.
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  Speaker 2: I needed to be reminded today. The axle on my
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  Speaker 2: car definitely got a reminder. And now if you're listening,
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  Speaker 2: you got a reminder. Don't look at your phone while
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  Speaker 2: your drivement slam into a car.
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  Speaker 5: If you leave work today and I get a message
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  Speaker 5: from you.
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  Speaker 4: I never would never has this ever happened.
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  Speaker 2: This is like the first time in the five years
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  Speaker 2: I've had this car, I've ever done that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you might have started a new streak.
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  Speaker 2: Now, don't even put that out in the universe anyway.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, good morning, thanks for listening. Hey call the show.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three five I one Bama is the number
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  Speaker 2: if you want to call in.
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  Speaker 4: That's eight three three five X one two two sixty.
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  Speaker 1: Is what the hell? Headlines he on the Alabama Show, a.
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  Speaker 2: Woman requested a lift and then stole the car.
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  Speaker 3: Why she needed faster service?
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  Speaker 2: Guess where it happened, Florida, Miami. She requested a lift
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  Speaker 2: from a family dollar last week. When the lift driver
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  Speaker 2: pulled up, she asked him to load her bags into.
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  Speaker 4: The trunk of the car. So when he got out
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  Speaker 4: and opened.
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  Speaker 6: The trunk, she jumped into the driver's seat and drove
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  Speaker 6: herself home. She made it all the way home, and
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  Speaker 6: the lift obviously has like the what is yeah the tracker,
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  Speaker 6: So she got arrested.
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  Speaker 5: Smart Yeah, it's super easy.
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  Speaker 1: Trivia with the Yellabama.
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  Speaker 4: Show all right producer Blake with you today, buddy.
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  Speaker 5: This is the time we've all waited.
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  Speaker 2: For one of us has Okay, I'll ask the questions.
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  Speaker 4: You your own lifeline produce a Blake. Are you ready?
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  Speaker 7: Uh huh?
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  Speaker 2: Question number one? What animal is the king of the jungle?
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  Speaker 8: The lion?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, one day, Simba. Next question, okay, what animal gives
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  Speaker 2: us wool?
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  Speaker 5: That would be the sheep.
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  Speaker 4: Sheep is correct.
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  Speaker 2: And last one for the wind. This one's a hard one. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's very hard. Yeah, I don't know if you're going.
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  Speaker 4: To get it. Okay, you may need to use me
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  Speaker 4: as your lifeline. Okay, are you ready? Uh huh? What
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  Speaker 4: do caterpillars turn into? Good job?
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations, buddy, you won super easy trivia.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you. I didn't need you.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know with the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: The meat depot by Food Giant and Birmingham is reopened.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, they have.
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  Speaker 2: Been closed since January seventh for remodeling. So now you
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  Speaker 2: can get all the meats. Did you see the Tennessee
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  Speaker 2: governor declared Dolly Parton day yesterday?
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  Speaker 5: I did not know. I did not see that it.
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  Speaker 2: Was her eightieth birthday and everybody was celebrating Raba McIntyre, Billy.
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  Speaker 4: Ray c Iris and all these celebrities.
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  Speaker 2: So the governor declared it Dolly Parton Day, and it
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  Speaker 2: honors her lifetime of achievement, service and positive impact. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if it's hard to believe that Dolly is
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  Speaker 2: eighty or if.
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  Speaker 4: I thought that she was way older than Abe, I
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't have.
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  Speaker 5: Said that, I'm told, and.
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  Speaker 4: We would never know.
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  Speaker 5: Well, she looks good for our age.
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  Speaker 4: I know that, yes she does. Nairy Queen's Red Velvet
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  Speaker 4: Cake Blizzard is.
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  Speaker 2: Back for the entire month of February, obviously for Valentine's Day,
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  Speaker 2: but the Red Velvet Blizzard cupid cake will not be back. Instead,
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  Speaker 2: they're gonna have Valentine's cupcakes, which are like many ice
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  Speaker 2: cream cakes in a single.
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  Speaker 4: Serve cup, with layers.
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  Speaker 2: Of cake, fudge, and of course vanilla and chocolate soft serve.
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  Speaker 4: So there you go.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm not opposed to this. I like this.
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  Speaker 4: I I kind of like that idea too.
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  Speaker 2: I think those will sell quicker because nobody wants to
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  Speaker 2: buy a whole ice cream cake for themselves.
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  Speaker 4: But you give me an ice cream cupcake, I'm buying
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  Speaker 4: ten of them.
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  Speaker 5: I'll put them down.
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  Speaker 2: I see things you need to know more at the
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  Speaker 2: Alabama Show dot com.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: To me, I found out the greatest thing I have
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  Speaker 2: ever learned about Producer Blake, and I'm so ready to
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  Speaker 2: talk about this on the radio today.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, it's not that crazy.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Alabama with Producer Blake.
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  Speaker 5: That's me.
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  Speaker 4: What do you have saved in the notes on your phone?
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  Speaker 5: I have potential baby names?
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  Speaker 4: Do you have a list of baby names?
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  Speaker 5: Correct?
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  Speaker 4: Hang on, Okay, all you have is a girlfriend right now.
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  Speaker 4: You haven't even proposed.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but these are names I've been curating.
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  Speaker 4: How long have you been making this list?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. It's just when my name pops in
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  Speaker 5: my head. It's been hating.
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  Speaker 4: What date was this list created? Is it like three
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  Speaker 4: years old? Four years old?
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  Speaker 6: Did you make the list before you started dating your girlfriend?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 7: Did she know you have this list?
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  Speaker 5: I think so. I've never actually brought it up, but.
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  Speaker 4: You've never shown it to her. I were calling her,
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  Speaker 4: Oh I.
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  Speaker 5: Don't, I mean, I don't before I gee, you.
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  Speaker 4: To tell me the list? Are there any video game
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  Speaker 4: character names in there.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: Are there any Marvel character inspired names?
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  Speaker 5: No, these are all things I've come up with.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, tell me your top one so far. What's the
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  Speaker 4: favorite name on your list?
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  Speaker 3: This one's gonna make my girlfriend real upset. Porter for
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  Speaker 3: a guy or girl for anything? Yeah, okay, I took
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  Speaker 3: this one from a friend. Whoever has the baby verson
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  Speaker 3: gets this one.
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  Speaker 2: You aren't the only guy in the world, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: that I think has a list.
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  Speaker 4: Of future baby things.
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  Speaker 5: Just can't be the case.
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  Speaker 4: Tell me the rest of them. Just go down the whole.
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  Speaker 5: List, Samp. You can pay all you want.
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  Speaker 4: This is good.
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  Speaker 5: Bless bless your.
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  Speaker 2: Heart, viola viola Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Verge total tally and server but with.
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  Speaker 3: Server like ce r Yeah, server uh tally t A
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  Speaker 3: L L y SI.
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  Speaker 4: Where did synth come from?
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  Speaker 5: My friend who said, Hey, I'm thinking about name of
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  Speaker 5: my kids Synth?
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  Speaker 4: Of those courts, I said, you stole other people's one.
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  Speaker 5: Everything else I've come up with.
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  Speaker 2: If you have a list of baby names, or if
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  Speaker 2: you want to roast producer.
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  Speaker 5: Blake for his or you got a name to add
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  Speaker 5: to my list?
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three five one Bama is the number that's
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  Speaker 2: eight three three five o one two two six two.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, I have a question. I remember that I forgot
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  Speaker 2: to ask. Okay, what's the title of this list in
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  Speaker 2: your phone?
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  Speaker 5: Uh? Blake's outstanding baby names? They're good?
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  Speaker 4: Are they?
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  Speaker 5: Yes? I would, I would, I would die on this hill.
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  Speaker 2: Producer Blake has a list of baby names in his
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  Speaker 2: phone and potential baby names he hasn't even proposed to
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  Speaker 2: his girlfriend yet. He made this list before him and
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  Speaker 2: his girlfriend even started dating.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to bless. Where did bless come from?
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  Speaker 5: You know bless? You know what?
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  Speaker 4: Are you gonna call her BLESSI.
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  Speaker 5: No, just call her bless?
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  Speaker 4: Server?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah it's correct, you know, because they serve.
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  Speaker 4: And you know porter is a beer right yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I don't care. And synth yeah, sinse like you know music?
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  Speaker 4: Call the show. That's the weirdest baby name?
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  Speaker 2: Or you know what, if you have baby names that
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  Speaker 2: you would like to name your future baby, call the
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  Speaker 2: show and share yours.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe we'll roast you. Maybe they'll be better than Producer Blake's.
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  Speaker 2: Your girlfriend has no idea this list even exists, does she?
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  Speaker 8: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: No? And if I'm calling herds. If I have kids,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: She ain't letting you name them this She might call
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  Speaker 2: the show eight three three five one beam is the number.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Alabama Show on.
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  Speaker 4: Demand if he missed it.
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  Speaker 2: We are roasting producer Blake for having a list of
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  Speaker 2: baby names in his phone.
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  Speaker 4: I'm calling your girlfriend. Does she know about this?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe?
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  Speaker 4: Elise? Good morning?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Alias, This is very important. This is an emergency emergency.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I need you.
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  Speaker 2: To know what producer Blake has been doing. And he
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  Speaker 2: started this before y'all even started dating. Oh no, he
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  Speaker 2: has a list in his phone that he continues to
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  Speaker 2: add to of future baby names that he's gonna name
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  Speaker 2: y'all's future babies.
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  Speaker 5: If we have kids, I know? Has he told you then?
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  Speaker 5: Have you read some to you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, since so you understand my predicaments?
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  Speaker 5: Oh you dare? These are bad names? You did not
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  Speaker 5: have a problem with them before.
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  Speaker 2: When's the last time he's gone through the list of names?
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  Speaker 4: Because I think he's added more.
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  Speaker 7: He probably has.
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  Speaker 4: It was a long time ago.
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  Speaker 2: What what was the name that you hated the most when
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  Speaker 2: he told you about this list?
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  Speaker 8: The only one I remember is five, but that's it.
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  Speaker 2: He had Porter, he has Server with a C. Why
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  Speaker 2: don't you read the list, Blake, go through the list.
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  Speaker 2: Read read at least the list of names that you have.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, come.
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  Speaker 3: On, okay, I got Porter, santh Bliss, Viola, Verge, Totem Tally,
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  Speaker 3: and server with a CEA.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're all bad.
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  Speaker 5: They're not all bad. They're all good. They're all bad.
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  Speaker 2: The past is viola, but that's the only one that passed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Porter is a beer.
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  Speaker 5: You act like that's the only thing can be.
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  Speaker 4: Child.
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever heard of the Dolts Border Collie?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So bottom line, that's why I don't want kids.
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  Speaker 5: I'm doing my best to help you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying anyway. I hope you have a good day.
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  Speaker 5: Brans you for putting you moth suck you.
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  Speaker 4: It's three things you need to know.
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  Speaker 2: There were northern lights visible in Alabama last night.
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  Speaker 4: Did you see them?
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  Speaker 5: I tried looking for them. I did not see them.
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  Speaker 4: He didn't try.
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  Speaker 5: I did. I was out at dark.
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  Speaker 4: You would have seen it.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I saw some pictures. There were some pretty like pink
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  Speaker 2: and green. Anyway, it came from a strong geomagnetic storm
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  Speaker 2: from a solar event. So if you noticed it last night,
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  Speaker 2: that's why the sky looked funny.
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  Speaker 4: Nine new emojis are coming two the emoji keyboard. We're
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  Speaker 4: gonna get nine new emojis.
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  Speaker 5: I tell you what they are.
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  Speaker 2: So one of them is a face with squinting eyes,
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  Speaker 2: but that also might get changed to a acting face
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  Speaker 2: that looks like shattered glass.
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  Speaker 4: We don't know that one's still up in the air.
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  Speaker 4: But here are the other ones that we are going
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  Speaker 4: to get for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you get a left thumb, you get a right thumb,
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  Speaker 2: You get a monarch butterfly, you get a butterfly net,
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  Speaker 2: you get a lighthouse, you get an eraser, you get
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  Speaker 2: a pickle, and then one that looks like an asteroid
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  Speaker 2: that's ending the world.
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  Speaker 3: I can't wait to use the asteroid and the pickle
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  Speaker 3: one religiously.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they won't hit most phones until early twenty twenty seven,
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  Speaker 2: so you got a year to wait.
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  Speaker 4: And here's the thing that most.
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  Speaker 2: Men in our lives may be suffering from, including producer Blake.
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  Speaker 5: What am I missing?
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  Speaker 2: Irritable Male syndrome IMS is now recognized as a legit
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  Speaker 2: medical issue linked to hormonal changes in men. This usually
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  Speaker 2: starts around the age of forty, when men start seeing
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  Speaker 2: a decline in testosterone, and common symptoms include mood changes, irritability,
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  Speaker 2: low energy, memory, plot problems, and sleep disturbances.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be honest with you. I might be hitting
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  Speaker 5: that now.
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  Speaker 4: I think you are. That's why you asked me for
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  Speaker 4: my mind all all the time.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm not joking.
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  Speaker 2: I think I actually my irritable male syndrome. So when
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  Speaker 2: you go home tonight and your husband is being moody'd
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  Speaker 2: be like, oh baby, you got I am miss It's
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  Speaker 2: a legit medical.
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  Speaker 4: Thing, and then give them some model. And that's three
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  Speaker 7: If you were.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the good news story I found today. Producer Blake Okay,
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  Speaker 2: a Michelin star chef, delivered a six course meal to
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  Speaker 2: a woman in the hospital.
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  Speaker 5: That's really sweet.
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  Speaker 2: I know he brought a full dining experience to Ashley
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  Speaker 2: was the girl's name, to her hospital room after she
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  Speaker 2: had contacted five restaurants requesting takeout delivery, because we all
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  Speaker 2: know hospital food is not that great.
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  Speaker 5: It is not it.
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  Speaker 2: So the forty two year old Northern Virginia resident she
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  Speaker 2: needs a liver transplant, reached out.
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  Speaker 4: So she's been in the hospital for a while.
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  Speaker 2: So this chef decided to show up and deliver a
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  Speaker 2: six course meal. He refused payment, he would not let
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  Speaker 2: her pay, and he just did it and surprised her
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  Speaker 2: and gave her a good meal.
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  Speaker 3: And man, Michelin, stars shifts take a while to get there.
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  Speaker 3: I know, they're like top grade and a six course
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  Speaker 3: meal too.
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  Speaker 4: So anyway, he is what's awesome today? If you have
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  Speaker 2: Story you'd like to share, call the show eight three
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  Speaker 4: Bama.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama show home on dement what's.
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  Speaker 2: The weirdest thing you've ever bought when you were drinking
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  Speaker 2: or medicated? Call the show eight three three five oh one, Bama.
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  Speaker 4: Is the number?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I look where this is going.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, Hi, my name is Alabama.
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  Speaker 5: I'm pretty ser Blake with producer Blake.
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  Speaker 2: I was medicated over the weekend because I had a
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  Speaker 2: small procedure done and I.
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  Speaker 4: Was coming out of anesthesia. They put me under general
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  Speaker 4: anesthesia and they sent me home with payments.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yesterday there was a delivery.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently I had ordered some things and I forgot about it,
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  Speaker 2: all right, And then I.
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  Speaker 4: Opened the packages. I got two T shirts. Those were normal, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and then I got this package.
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  Speaker 5: It was like a ring box.
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  Speaker 4: It is a small box.
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  Speaker 2: And I want you to remember I was very medicated
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  Speaker 2: when I ordered this, and I forgot that I ordered it, okay,
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  Speaker 2: And I want you to open it and experience the
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  Speaker 2: same surprise that I had when I opened it.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm trying to what is this? What is this?
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  Speaker 5: Is this like a doll?
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  Speaker 4: What is it?
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  Speaker 5: It looks like a Is it a voodoo doll? Is
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  Speaker 5: this all?
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  Speaker 4: What's in the box? What's with it? What is and
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  Speaker 4: what else is it?
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  Speaker 5: Okay? Hold on, it's a it is It's a voodoo doll.
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  Speaker 4: With its own pen yea.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, this is one of them like weird things. It's
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  Speaker 5: supposed to be like acupuncture for yourself on a doll.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's not acupuncture.
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  Speaker 5: It is a voodoo doll.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: It is a actual voodoo doll.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: It's telling you where to stick the things health.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: It's not for better health.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: It's to curse people. Oh you're it's said, okay. It's
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: not saying to help with those errors. It's saying too
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: making those problems worse. I'm following now, why would.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: You know me?
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: No? Is that pay medication?
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: Did you go back and look at your bank staving
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: about how much as.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: It was nine dollars ninety nine seas?
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: This was nine dollars, Yes, nine dollars on.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: This because apparently I had some voodoo to do.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: It's a little stopped doll that will not affect a
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: single person.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: You don't know that came in. Give me a pin.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: We're gonna stick producer Blake, go ahead, give me my pens.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: Good luck already have all those problems.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: He's got a little thing where you can hang them
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: up on you one. Anyway, what's the weirdest thing you
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: have ever ordered? Because I'm sure that there are people
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: listening that have either had a couple of beers and
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: ordered something weird on the internet or been medicated eight
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: three three five oh one Bama is the number.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: That's eight three three five oh one two two sixty two.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama show on to men.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: I should not be allowed to purchase things on the
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: internet when I'm on pain meds after having a surgery,
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: because I ordered.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: A voodoo doll the other day.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Eight three three five one Bama is the number to
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: call the show Brandon good More, what happened?
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: What did you order?
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: So?
• 18:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, one time I was on pay medicine after some surgery, okay,
• 18:05
  Speaker 8: and I ordered a five hundred dollars share Barbie doll
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: on eBay, a share Barbie doll, and I had no idea.
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: I don't remember it. It came in like two weeks later, and.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what the heck did you keep it?
• 18:28
  Speaker 8: There was no return policy.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Can you please take a picture and send us?
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: I would love to.
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like the Bob Mackie thing. It's a collectible,
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: so so it's worth money. Yeah, it's yeah, I got it. Yeah,
• 18:41
  Speaker 8: but you yeah, it was. It was hilarious.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Do you even like share?
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: I love Share?
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: So there we go. Look that's okay, But.
• 18:51
  Speaker 8: I wouldn't have done it if I was not you know,
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: you know in my mind.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Correct, that's great, Brandon, thank you for sharing.
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on to me. It's free on the
• 19:03
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• 19:04
  Speaker 2: What was the weird thing that you bought when you
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: were when you had drank too much?
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Producer Blake.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: I bought a statue that was in the middle of
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: the town square from a guy that did not all
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: own the statue from town square.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Wait, so you paid for a statue that was in
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: the city. Correct, how much did you pay for this fake? Well,
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: it's a real statue.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: That forty bucks.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, call.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: The show if you missed it. I've been medicated this
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: past weekend and apparently I ordered a voodoo doll off
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: the internet. Eight three three five o one BEMA is
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: the number to call the show. Stephanie, good morning. What's
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: the weird thing you bought when you had drank too much?
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: Okay, well, I don't telling you guys that's about myself yet.
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: But I communicate with the other side and then that's
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: a tad dance. Wait a minute.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Hang on, slow down.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: You communicate with the other side like you talk to
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: dead people.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, making sure Hawge, you're right.
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: They like, they like play the monica and rock and
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: rocking chair?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: What it was?
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: So?
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: I bought two rocking chairs. Okay, one was retro and
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: one was old school.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Okay did the dead people sit in the rocking chair?
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: I gave it to somebody else. Yeah, I put a
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: pillow behind the other one.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, thank you for calling.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Bah.
• 20:26
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• 20:32
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• 20:37
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