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Set 2: 2007 Suey - Best Songs (w/ Marc Hochman) · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: With Stu Gotts and Hawkman.
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  Speaker 2: I mean.
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  Speaker 3: You mean what I mean, what's better than with Stu
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  Speaker 3: Gotts and Hawkman just a couple days after you had
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  Speaker 3: another episode.
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  Speaker 2: I mean we're working our asses off here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we really, I'm making you work. I need to
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  Speaker 4: start paying you. I mean, I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: We're having the time of our life.
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  Speaker 3: I will tell you there are a bunch of people
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  Speaker 3: that are ordering shirts from my son's shop, which is
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  Speaker 3: damn cool.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so they'll pay you a couple notes.
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  Speaker 3: Before we get into some stuff I wanted to talk
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  Speaker 3: about on the podcast, our friend Frank Caliendo.
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  Speaker 2: He's coming to West Palm Beach.
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  Speaker 3: I know, yes, I'm well, there's a new Palm Beach
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  Speaker 3: improv which is actually in Wellington. But he's coming in
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  Speaker 3: October and we'll have him on the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I'll have him on my radio show. I'm sure you'll
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  Speaker 2: have him on yours.
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  Speaker 3: Calli Endo's coming in October to the Palm Beach and
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  Speaker 3: I have always maintained if you've never seen him live,
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  Speaker 3: it is unlike anything you've ever seen, because you hear
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  Speaker 3: him on the radio a lot.
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  Speaker 2: And obviously we have video components now. But when you.
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  Speaker 3: See him on stage and his facial contortions match bows
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  Speaker 3: of the person he's impersonating. It really like he commands
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  Speaker 3: a room. And I think he's doing three shows in
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  Speaker 3: West Palm. The reason I bring it up because he'll
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  Speaker 3: come on to promote it. I know we're in July
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  Speaker 3: and he's not coming till October. Those shows are going
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  Speaker 3: to sell out. And I think he had texted me
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  Speaker 3: a few weeks ago saying, hey, what do you think
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  Speaker 3: about these dates for October? And I think I cross
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  Speaker 3: checked it with like Dolphins and Canes games.
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  Speaker 2: I think the Canes are on a bye that week
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  Speaker 2: and the.
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  Speaker 3: Dolphins aren't home, like it's like a perfect weekend, perfect week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was asking me as well, and I said,
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  Speaker 4: I said, listen, it's a great week. There's not a
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  Speaker 4: lot of sports going on. I'll be in town. I'm
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  Speaker 4: not saying I'm going, but I'll be in town. And
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  Speaker 4: he was delighted by that, and yes, I'll be stopping
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  Speaker 4: by our studios as well.
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  Speaker 3: I think Frank on Stage dot Com.
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  Speaker 2: Is where he sells tickets.
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  Speaker 3: You can go to Palm Beach improv as well, but
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  Speaker 3: I think it's Frank on Stage Ed is Frank on stage.
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  Speaker 3: Dot com is where you can get the tickets, and
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  Speaker 3: it's just like a friendly reminder. I would get them
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  Speaker 3: sooner rather than later because they will sell out. And
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  Speaker 3: he's worth seeing. It's October ninth and tenth at the
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  Speaker 3: Palm Beach improv but he is No.
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  Speaker 4: You're right, Hockey, this market, you know, based on Frank
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  Speaker 4: being on with me, being on with you and being
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  Speaker 4: on with us, Me, you and Dan for so many
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  Speaker 4: years and having such a big presence in this market,
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  Speaker 4: he is very popular here and you're right, those tickets.
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  Speaker 2: Will go very very quickly. Yeah, they're going to sell out.
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  Speaker 3: They're going to sell out, and so if you're interested,
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  Speaker 3: I'm giving like I don't even know if it's been
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  Speaker 3: like announced officially, but I'm giving you a little heads
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  Speaker 3: up here on the pod, so get those. There's one
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  Speaker 3: other thing I want to get to, a Suie Award
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  Speaker 3: today speaking of Caliendo, because he actually.
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  Speaker 2: Introduces the Suey Award that we're.
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  Speaker 3: Going to listen to, and it's based off the episode
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  Speaker 3: that we did on Monday, which was a lot of
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  Speaker 3: my parody songs. I had one other question for you.
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  Speaker 3: Do you enter the Master's tickets lottery every year.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, So I've been.
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  Speaker 3: Doing it the last few years, and I see a
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  Speaker 3: lot of people tweeting out like, oh, just got my notice,
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  Speaker 3: didn't get my Master's tickets. Again, I haven't gotten any notice.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lottery.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how many tickets they give out, But
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  Speaker 3: I have not been told that my Masters tickets request
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  Speaker 3: has been denied.
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  Speaker 4: So in years past, have you gotten a notification saying
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  Speaker 4: you didn't get your tickets?
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  Speaker 3: I don't recall I must have, because I certainly didn't
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  Speaker 3: getting alert asking me to buy the tickets.
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  Speaker 2: Well, how many years have you been trying to get them?
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  Speaker 5: You know?
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  Speaker 6: Not a time?
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  Speaker 2: I only I told you I think I want of
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  Speaker 2: these pods.
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  Speaker 3: I really only gained interest in the Masters, kind of
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  Speaker 3: like when I turned fifty around fifty six now, so
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  Speaker 3: it's really been like, you know, I always watched the Masters,
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  Speaker 3: but like I became like just enamored with it. As
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  Speaker 3: my body breaks down, it's a bunch easier to enjoy
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  Speaker 3: the sport of watching golf body's breaking down.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it's also much easier to get Masters tickets by
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  Speaker 4: going through me. So if you want to go to
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  Speaker 4: I went there for the first time a few years ago,
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  Speaker 4: right after my mom passed away, Me, my dad, and
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  Speaker 4: my brother went to Rounds one and two at Augusta.
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  Speaker 4: It was fantastic. I want to go again. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know how we do this because we're on different stations.
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  Speaker 4: You're doing a local show, I'm doing a national show.
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  Speaker 4: But I would like to go to Augusta next year
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  Speaker 4: with Hawk and do a show.
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  Speaker 2: Let's make that.
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  Speaker 3: I've been leaning on Gino Toretta because he's got connections there,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah, I just want to experience.
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  Speaker 2: I gotcha Hawky day at the Mask. Yes, yes, I
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  Speaker 2: got you.
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  Speaker 4: I have your badges, I got hospitality tents, I've got
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  Speaker 4: everything for you. The Great Charlie Severing will take care
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  Speaker 4: of us.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, you've owed me a dinner at Cafe Mondorano
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  Speaker 3: since twenty twelve, so I'm not really I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to to book the flights, That's all I'm going to say.
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  Speaker 2: There's a direct to Augusta from here. Did you know that?
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  Speaker 2: Is there? Yeah, a direct light to Augusta.
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  Speaker 4: There is a direct flight from either West Palm or
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  Speaker 4: Rderdale to Augusta.
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  Speaker 2: Yes and back.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, fantastic otherwise you have to fly into Atlanta and
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  Speaker 4: drive three and a half hours across the state.
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  Speaker 2: Is that how far it is from Atlanta? Yeah, my brother.
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  Speaker 4: Flew in from New York to Atlanta, had a three
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  Speaker 4: and a half hour drive to get to Augusta.
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  Speaker 2: I flew right now.
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  Speaker 3: So on the last with Stugatts and Hawkman podcast, we
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  Speaker 3: played a lot of my parody songs and people got
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  Speaker 3: a kick out of here and some of this suff
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  Speaker 3: I got a kick out of here in some of
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  Speaker 3: the stuff that I hadn't heard in a while, like
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  Speaker 3: the Shealela song, I don't think i'd heard since we
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  Speaker 3: had done it on the air. So I got to
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  Speaker 3: think it, where could we listen to some of the songs.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't just me doing songs. There was a spate
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  Speaker 3: where because if I look in my archives, there are
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  Speaker 3: literally thousands of songs, not just like produced parody songs
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  Speaker 3: that I've done and Mike Ryan has done, but thousands
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  Speaker 3: of songs from listeners and Greg Cody. Greg Cody used
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  Speaker 3: to come on every week as the singing sportswriter, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and he would perform a song and then we had
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  Speaker 3: fake Cody would call in with very well done songs
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  Speaker 3: over the phone.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember who fake Cody was? I know, Mike Marshant.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's right, geez. How could I forget that?
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  Speaker 6: We had.
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  Speaker 3: Regulars obviously, fake Pavaratti, fake Placido Domingo. But one of
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  Speaker 3: the ways that we can just get a little snippet
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  Speaker 3: in time for parody songs is listening to a Suie Award.
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  Speaker 3: Every year, I would do a category called best Song,
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  Speaker 3: and this is the category from two thousand and seven.
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  Speaker 3: And I remember we had played a Sue Awards nominee
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  Speaker 3: list a few episodes ago, probably more than a few,
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  Speaker 3: probably over a dozen episodes ago. And I got a
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  Speaker 3: bunch of dms from people saying, hey, do the Suez like?
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  Speaker 2: We can't find the.
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  Speaker 3: Old ones online. A lot of the older stuff is online,
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  Speaker 3: but the early Suies, the two thousand and six, the
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  Speaker 3: two thousand and seven, two thousand and eight Suiz I
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  Speaker 3: don't think exist anywhere other than on my hard drive.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and the Suez, as it turns out, hok. We
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  Speaker 4: talked about this on Stuyatsen Company the other day about
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  Speaker 4: summer programming. Uh, they turned out for us. You know,
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  Speaker 4: Dan would say, hey, there are oscars Uh, it.
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  Speaker 2: Was a year in review.
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  Speaker 4: They turned out the Suez and I assume they're still
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  Speaker 4: doing them. But the Sweze turned out to be amazing
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  Speaker 4: summer programming for us. That killed a lot of time
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  Speaker 4: with very entertaining stuff.
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing. It not only killed a lot of time,
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  Speaker 2: but it was entertaining.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Yeah, because I'm gonna I'll submit to you that
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  Speaker 3: here in twenty twenty six, These two thousand and seven
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  Speaker 3: Suey Awards are going to bring you back to a
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  Speaker 3: place where, like, some of the stuff haven't heard and
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  Speaker 3: then you're gonna hear it. I mean, one of the
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  Speaker 3: nominees is what we played last episode, the Antoine Walker song.
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  Speaker 2: And twan don't shoot the Ball.
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  Speaker 3: One of my pokes is in here that we had
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  Speaker 3: played on a previous episode. But there's stuff on this
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  Speaker 3: particular Suey Award. Do you remember we had Jimmy Snooker,
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  Speaker 3: Jimmy Superfly Snooker.
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  Speaker 2: As a guest of course. Yeah, so he was a wrestler.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you've ever heard of him, Taylor,
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  Speaker 3: Jimmy Superfly Snooka, but he was a wrestler and Dan
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  Speaker 3: and I loved him, like we loved Jimmy Snooker and
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  Speaker 3: he came on the first time, and do you remember
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  Speaker 3: he couch I should say couched, but he punctuated every
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  Speaker 3: answer that he gave with brother.
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  Speaker 5: Brother.
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  Speaker 2: Everything was brother. Yeah, And I did a whole song
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  Speaker 2: about that. So here it is.
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  Speaker 3: This is from two thousand and seven, and it's just
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  Speaker 3: a snippet in time. Yes, this is from two thousand
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  Speaker 3: and seven, Suie for Best Song.
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  Speaker 1: To introduce the nominees for Best Musical Performance, please welcome
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  Speaker 1: fake John Madden. Yeah, you probably know that I like
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  Speaker 1: turkey and Brett farre and Snickers bars and free Musketeers
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  Speaker 1: good and Plenty's pretty good. I enjoy it.
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  Speaker 7: You know, I'll enjoy a chicken every once in a while,
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  Speaker 7: you know, some kind of anything.
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  Speaker 1: I had a salad once. But you know that John
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  Speaker 1: Mann likes to sing Di Brand strokes. It takes different strokes.
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  Speaker 1: It takes strokes.
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  Speaker 6: To rule the world.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, I get the whole thing boom, but I'm not
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  Speaker 7: good right now because I'm presenting award. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 7: not the only one that likes to sing. Everyone associated
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  Speaker 7: with the Dan Levatard Show likes to sing. It all
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  Speaker 7: started with the singing sportswriter Greg Cody from the Miami
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  Speaker 7: Herald Now Hawk sanks. Fake Cody sings. You'll even hear
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  Speaker 7: Michael Irvin singing in this category. Here's the nominees for
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  Speaker 7: Best Song for the two thousand and seven Sioux Awards.
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  Speaker 6: Hey sorry, And.
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  Speaker 1: Now the nominees for Best Musical Performance from the Dan
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  Speaker 1: Lebotard Show for the two thousand and seven SUI Awards.
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  Speaker 1: Fake Cody sings about Cam Cameron to the tune of
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  Speaker 1: Karma Chameleon.
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  Speaker 8: Savee and Lying in your face all the way stoppin fands.
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  Speaker 8: Need a coach, Dad, We'll say, we need a man
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  Speaker 8: with some conviction. We need a coach with cantillo. He
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  Speaker 8: needs to sell or play. We need a pro from
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  Speaker 8: Sandy A go Camma, Camick camrack camp camp camp.
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  Speaker 9: Camera, run on fourth and one. You'll never punse. Scoring
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  Speaker 9: would be easy it you can come co chart team
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  Speaker 9: on fourth and goal. Oh void mcma, Michael did I
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  Speaker 9: mentioned Hudson Hawks already here before he came.
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  Speaker 10: Ro Line played So queer Tom Capers is not sufficient.
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  Speaker 10: Malarchy is supersuit. Weee please bring Elt, please bring Elt
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  Speaker 10: Camachmick Camick camp camp camp camera run on fourth and one.
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  Speaker 10: Don't throw to hay gun scoring would be sy it.
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  Speaker 10: You could come co charty unfourth in goal. Don't send
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  Speaker 10: the lido.
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  Speaker 1: Hack sing so hoky poky about Panthers goalie ed Belfour
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  Speaker 1: getting tasered.
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  Speaker 2: I heard this on the pod. We'll enjoy it again.
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  Speaker 11: You play for a bad hockey team and you never
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  Speaker 11: make the playoffs. You're an athlete named ed and you're
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  Speaker 11: forty one years old. You do the goalie pokey and
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  Speaker 11: ed belfour gets arrested.
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  Speaker 2: The j all smells like urine.
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  Speaker 11: Ed belfour was resisting, so they shot him with the taser.
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  Speaker 11: Then he fell to the ground and the police pulled
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  Speaker 11: the goalie. You do the goalie pokey, and you trade
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  Speaker 11: roberta Lawongo. Now you're stuck with tasered ed belfour. The
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  Speaker 11: Panthers are finally in the news. There finally the lead story,
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  Speaker 11: but it's not because of hockey.
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  Speaker 2: There goalie got tasered.
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  Speaker 11: In case you didn't hear me, I'll sing that again.
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  Speaker 2: The Panthers goldie got tasered. Ed Belle for got tasered.
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  Speaker 2: They tasered ed belfour. He is really really drunk. Then
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  Speaker 2: they zapped him with the taser.
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  Speaker 11: The taseredad belfour and he fell to the ground. Taser
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  Speaker 11: dead belfour was laying on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Irvin sings the gambler, You.
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  Speaker 6: Got no window when the floor no win walk.
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  Speaker 1: Fake Favati sings about Antoine Walker.
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  Speaker 6: Shucking.
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  Speaker 1: Craig Cody sings about pat Riley.
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  Speaker 12: Old pat Riley needs a guard ei iiO. He had
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  Speaker 12: Mo Williams land after.
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  Speaker 9: Him hard ei eio.
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  Speaker 12: With a momo here and a momo there Heremo de
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  Speaker 12: remo text messaging a momo Old pat Ron still needs
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  Speaker 12: a guard e I e i oh. The point guard
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  Speaker 12: now is Jason Willings, but he's no fun e I
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  Speaker 12: e i oh. He's hell together with bailing Warren't you
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  Speaker 12: ingum e I e i O. With an injury here
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  Speaker 12: and then I'm hurt there, hair sprain. They're a pull everywhere,
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  Speaker 12: a limp limp.
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  Speaker 8: Old pat Riley.
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  Speaker 12: Still needs a guard Ei e i O. Times are
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  Speaker 12: getting desperate camps around the bend. E I e i
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  Speaker 12: O for a point guard. What will Riley do then?
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  Speaker 12: E I e i O, with his options few at
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  Speaker 12: the end of the day, with a choice that neither
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  Speaker 12: bright nor gate, it's the ghost of Gary Payton or
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  Speaker 12: Timmarto Wait Ei e.
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  Speaker 1: I oh Hawk sings about Jimmy Snucker to the tune
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  Speaker 1: of Justin Timberlakes Sexy back.
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  Speaker 13: Right aft Jimmy Snooker's making I'll be come back right aff.
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  Speaker 2: I'll jump off the whip, saying I'll break your.
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  Speaker 14: Back right half him me with the coconut and you'll
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  Speaker 14: get smacked. Talk to him snook off rub the bamee.
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  Speaker 14: I'm Jimmy Snooker brother. I'm insane.
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  Speaker 5: I'll jump off on you with you, miss me hay N.
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  Speaker 5: Only snook Up can make you feel this way.
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  Speaker 2: To him snook up.
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  Speaker 5: Brah, go ahead, Jimmy Snooku Brath that I go.
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  Speaker 13: Ahead, Jimmy Sugar Brad Ight, I'm go ahead, Jimmy Silker Brad.
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  Speaker 5: That I go ahead, Jimmy slug Brad that I'll go ahead,
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  Speaker 5: Jimmy Silk Brath right, I'm here, super flying Brad right
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  Speaker 5: on super Fly Sugar right, Alf, gohead, Jemmy Suga barat right.
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  Speaker 13: On super Fly Slocum right alf super Fly Sugu right Alf,
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  Speaker 13: go ahead, Jimmy sulc Barath right, He's dus snoop till right, Alf,
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  Speaker 13: go ahead, Jimmy still paras right on super fly sircum right, Alf, go.
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  Speaker 5: Ahead, Jimmy Silk. I'm jigging brother.
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  Speaker 14: Black right half him. All the brothers don't know how
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  Speaker 14: to act right aft. Let Jimmy Snook could jump off.
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  Speaker 6: On your back, right aff.
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  Speaker 5: Because I'm the brother.
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  Speaker 14: That's Jona last right aff talk.
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  Speaker 5: To him from off.
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  Speaker 1: Fake Snow sings about cam Cameron.
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  Speaker 15: Jam camman coming again, coming to coming a round, coming
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  Speaker 15: to gain camp cam.
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  Speaker 9: Coming to cam, coming to cram and coming to cam,
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  Speaker 9: coming to camera.
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  Speaker 16: Run come mecame.
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  Speaker 2: Cam cam Thank.
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  Speaker 1: Cody sings about Marlin's second baseman, Dana Glow.
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  Speaker 15: Jump back if you're on the mound, he can't butt,
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  Speaker 15: but you'll put it downtown hot back, hotter than crabbits
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  Speaker 15: model citizen second basement.
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  Speaker 6: Did you know his name on name? Coolie?
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  Speaker 9: That's cooler then Walt Wise?
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  Speaker 17: Oh yeah, what was he doing?
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  Speaker 2: What he's singing about there?
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  Speaker 6: Dana gla.
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  Speaker 18: Shanna Glaadana gla.
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  Speaker 9: Deanna glaa.
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  Speaker 17: Ain't nothing like it a doubles machine, like killed your
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  Speaker 17: virus without the duckskin hat glove.
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  Speaker 9: Don't miss the thing.
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  Speaker 17: He's like the burn but with him I direc swing.
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  Speaker 17: Did you know his manal names Coolie.
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  Speaker 18: He's probably cracked his pants, Opie, Ah yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Sanna Glama.
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  Speaker 1: Dan Thank Favarati sings about noon Dolphins quarterback Trent Green.
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  Speaker 19: Read we finally have a quarterback who control the ball
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  Speaker 19: or down the field.
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  Speaker 6: Horrod defensive line will have.
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  Speaker 19: You say that it's not easy beating green Wool. Your
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  Speaker 19: brain has wegle waggle wiggled inside your.
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  Speaker 6: Skull lea and wan. You lost your job to a
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  Speaker 6: bag boy.
• 18:39
  Speaker 19: A grocery clerk, religious freak, but you're not a.
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: Queple avoiding with hardard on a lake or named after SAgs.
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: The bucket is up your face.
• 18:50
  Speaker 19: We need your on, we need your life, We need
• 18:53
  Speaker 19: your screwed up nogging two.
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: The dopes need a vehicles and Saban screwed the boots say,
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: we know that's all you see our head.
• 19:04
  Speaker 19: Coach Fami can't let you lopiskin orgy.
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: It will be come aboard and lead a blessed.
• 19:15
  Speaker 13: To the.
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  Speaker 1: And those are your nominees for Best Musical Performance for
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: the two thousand and seven SUI Awards.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: What a snapshot in time man, Yes, a loaded category man,
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: oh my god. And there's so many categories in the
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: two thousand and seven suies, Like, I mean, we could
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: get weeks of material just listening to these bad but
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: I mean the songs were such a big, big part
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: of everything that we did.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there are certain things that just you know, good,
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: They just bring back such great memories. The Fake Snow
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: did that for me. I mean all I did but
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: fake Snow. And then there were lines that I remember
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: until this day covorting with whores around the lake.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, the.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Concussion line and then he punctuates it with ye yee.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: I remember using that in like in different production elements.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: And for those who don't know, it was Culpepper, right,
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: he had the issue with the going on the boat
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: around the lake?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Was it him? I believe so, yeah, Yeah, I think so.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: And then because he said also he fought.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: A quarterback who wasn't covorting with whores around the lake?
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Correct? Correct?
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: And then there was the quarterback whose name isn't after Citrus,
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: that pucker's your face was a reference to Khleio Lemon,
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: like Trent Green was going to be our savior, and
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: and fake Pavarotti was able to put it into a
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: lyrical uh lyrical genius output.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Man, that stuff is so good.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: But even having Caliendo, like do the introduction there, like
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: the fake John madd and singing different strokes. Remember we
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: used to have calli Endo as all his characters sing
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: TV theme songs.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: That's right, Yes, yeah, I confirmed it was Culpepper. It
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: was He called the boat the love boat, of course,
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: and I just wanted to make sure we weren't, you know,
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: smearing Dante Culpepper for no reason.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: And the whole thing was alleged anyway, Yes, unless it's
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: been proven true and then it was no longer alleged.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: So we'll do that.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: We'll do some we'll do some of the fun Suey
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Award categories in upcoming episodes. But man, those songs was
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: based off the last episode. I just wanted to play
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: some of those songs. I don't have time to get
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: to some of the other stuff that I may have
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: given you from Do.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: You have from what I sent you on Monday?
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Taylor?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Do you have the caller with the hawk harmonica song?
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: This is just apropos of nothing. We would take callers,
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: they'd have songs ready to go, and here is one
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: of the callers to the Levatard show years ago.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: That's it, that's anger.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: But then you got jealous that he sang a song
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: to the harmonica about me, so he called back, did one.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: For you, Anthony, You're on seven ninety the ticket.
• 22:40
  Speaker 20: I heard ste God's whinding about having no song, so
• 22:42
  Speaker 20: I put a little something together for him. Hear him
• 22:49
  Speaker 20: yell no better, no better. See him punching at his glove.
• 22:57
  Speaker 20: He takes the field, spits and digs that his crotch.
• 23:01
  Speaker 20: He's a sorious softball player. He's do got to gods,
• 23:06
  Speaker 20: what you got? Hear him struggle to keep the show
• 23:11
  Speaker 20: alive with Lebtards on PT. I mentioned race and the
• 23:19
  Speaker 20: way he trots.
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: He don't stop.
• 23:22
  Speaker 20: Don't ever call him boom because he's to God. He
• 23:27
  Speaker 20: don't talk no PEPSI challenge. He's do got to got
• 23:33
  Speaker 20: to what you got to? God to Gods?
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: Wow, that.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Is really good stuff. I mean when I tell you
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: there's thousands of those, I mean I can't even imagine. Yes,
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: transports you to a different time. Man.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Well, if you enjoy this content on the with st
• 23:57
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• 24:01
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• 24:05
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• 24:07
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• 24:11
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• 24:12
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• 24:22
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• 24:26
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• 24:33
  Speaker 2: At is making money off of this.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter if we are if we aren't hawks
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  Speaker 4: getting as long as the sun is yes, it is.
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  Speaker 3: One hundred percent through. So horse muffins dot com is
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  Speaker 3: the way you support this particular podcast. That was some
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: fun stuff on this one. I want to listen to
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: some of the old suiy Awards is in Like any
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: of this stuff resonate for you, Taylor, You're just so
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: far removed from like the.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I think hearing a younger Greg Cody singing songs probably
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: probably makes him smile a little bit.
• 25:06
  Speaker 16: He knows just the songs in general, because they're they're
• 25:10
  Speaker 16: so creative. Like I don't know who won that Suey Award.
• 25:13
  Speaker 16: But for me, it's it's the Hokey Pokey, the balfourk
• 25:18
  Speaker 16: Taser and just.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Doing the Gambler. So it's funny.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: I wrote down and nose here, I wrote down Michael Irvin,
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: I would buy an album just singing his favorite song.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: We always end these episodes with Stu Gotts giving us
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: three nicknames from the world of sports playmaker because because
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: he understands and retains nicknames of athletes better than anyone
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: in sports media. But I've got some tough ones today.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay, because you may not know their real name. Okay,
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Covelly Crisp, Coco Crisp. Yeah, you got it now. Did
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: you know his name was Covelly.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: I had no idea it was Covelli Crisp. That is
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: a totally different person.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Because one of the songs that we played from Fake.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Cody dan Ugla's real middle name is Cooley. He kept
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: saying that in the song, and that's true. We we
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: had got fascinated by that on one of the Levatard
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: shows and we talked about it for a while.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: But dan Ugla's middle name is Cooley. Yes, weird? Oh,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: I wanted to read some d ms that I got
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: on Instagram too, uh Friday, I mean of our lives?
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: How about Dan Wilkinson.
• 26:50
  Speaker 21: Wow, I want to say big Daddy, big Daddy.
• 27:00
  Speaker 22: Do you Big Daddy Wilkinson, Yes, Richard Phelps, Richard Phelps,
• 27:16
  Speaker 22: Dick Phelps.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Michael Phelps. No, Helps, I don't know who that is.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: I know you will broadcaster college basketball.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Dick Vital think.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: You notre dame?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Think Notre dame.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Digger Phelps, how could I what?
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: We'll give it to you next. The new Tom Cruise
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: movie coming out as well, called Digger.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: You want to start over? No, no, no, I'm fine,
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: it's fine. It's just gonna sit with me until the
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: next episode. I mean that's fine. I got dam Wilkinson right.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: I can get Digger Phelps wrong. Dan Wilkinson will bully me,
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: will pick me up. Every time I think of getting
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Digger felt wrong, I'll quickly shift my focus to Dan Wilkinson.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: What were you saying about Tom Cruise? His new movie
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: is called Digger. We were having the debate on my
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: radio show. Is Tom Cruise a great actor? I mean,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: how do you define acting?
• 28:20
  Speaker 20: So?
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, well, I know a great acting performance when
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: I see it. He is one of the biggest stars
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: and one of the biggest icons, and one of the
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: biggest movie stars of our time. But I cannot call
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: him a great actor.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: He's a great action star. He's great at doing his
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: own stunts. His movies are entertaining and great. What's the
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: most serious role Tom Cruise has had? Because that's really
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: where you're.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Born on the fourth of July? Maybe it was great?
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Wasn't great? Wasn't great?
• 28:50
  Speaker 12: Uh?
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: What's the one the sex one with the masks mask?
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: I think Rocky Den we'll just share and Sam Elliott.
• 29:07
  Speaker 16: Was what was the one with the masks?
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Eyes wide shut? I was close? All right, we gotta
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: go anyway, all right, that'll do it.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Everybody goes, Oh, should I read a couple of these
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: direct messages on Instagram?
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Or we have to go? I know, I gotta go.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll save those for Friday.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: We'll do more songs, We'll do more Sue Awards, all right, everybody, Uh,
• 29:32
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• 29:36
  Speaker 3: either one, get yourself.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: Go check it out until Friday. Enjoy coboarding with whores
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: around the lake.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: With Stu Gotts and Hawkman