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PJ Day at work for adults · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: I was I was telling you how I was very confused on Saturday because we had found out our one neighbor that lives kitty corner to us, Lisa, her dog kind of ran out and got lost for a little while.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh, but then I guess got found.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then I we're at the listener appreciation party and my door uh doorbell camera goes off, and it was, you know, a gentleman and it looked to be a young kid uh with him.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_01: And what spawned me to answer the doorbell camera was oh, well, maybe with the dogs barking, they didn't hear the doorbell.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I quickly jump on and I'm like, hey, can I help you with something?
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_01: And it's always an awkward feeling when uh I'm answering the doorbell camera because I feel like it's so impersonal.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like it is, but you've took the time to come to my door.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, if you're holding a Bible, yeah, like I said, you know, I'd be like, hang on, Satan's coming out of my rectum.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: It's actually not that impersonal if you think about it, because either you're not there and they would get no answer.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: So at least they're getting some sort of answer.
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  SPEAKER_01: I that is a stretch of justification.
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  SPEAKER_01: Either way, another dog went missing in the neighborhood.
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  SPEAKER_01: So this was two on Saturday.
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  SPEAKER_01: The good news is meatball was found on the country club.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so that's good.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're we're happy and all that stuff.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I was sitting there, you know, and I'm like, we were debating the impersonalness of just hitting the answer button on the on on the camera.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now I felt a little okay because I actually wasn't there, but at the same time, if I was sitting in my living room, I'm like, oh, I'm so lazy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm not even getting up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Unless there's something that I'm winning that I'm getting for as a gift.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: 2825.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's Pony Joey goes put in a ticket.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, and you know what?
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna buy into this more.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're right.
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  SPEAKER_01: 1724, this is Alyssa, and she said it right.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is the problem with the crime documentaries.
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  SPEAKER_01: There are so many.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's all the crime documentaries for me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Too many people say, Oh, uh, here is a missing dog, and then one here it comes.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is where we go to the extreme, and then uh they bust in, and as soon as you open the door, and uh bad things happen.
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  SPEAKER_01: See, this this you gotta stop.
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  SPEAKER_01: You gotta pull yourself away.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_00: You're not, I'm not answering the door.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're not friends.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna do now.
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  SPEAKER_00: There there are a few neighbors that I am close with.
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  SPEAKER_00: If let's say my neighbor Diane, her little shih tzu went missing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, I'm going to I'm gonna look through the neighborhood.
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  SPEAKER_00: But no, it's not worth me getting bludgeoned in my own living room.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wow.
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  SPEAKER_01: I uh you guys are extreme with this.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Very extreme.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you, Alyssa, for bringing up the obvious.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, not so obvious.
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  SPEAKER_00: The cause to the problem.
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  SPEAKER_00: Scott's opening up the door for everyone.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: Well, yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, call me living crazy, but you know, that's the way I was raised.
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  SPEAKER_01: You you're polite.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is living crazy until you get murdered.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, not everyone's out to murder get nobody wants to kill you, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay?
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  SPEAKER_01: Nobody.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who wouldn't want to kill this?
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: Who wouldn't want to kill them?
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  SPEAKER_01: Come on.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nobody wants you dead.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nobody wants to see what I look like with my mouth gaping open.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, we have enough pictures of you sitting at a bar or anywhere else on the planet where you fall asleep with your mouth hanging open.
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  SPEAKER_01: So we don't need to worry about that.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, I'm gonna switch gears totally here.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna throw you guys a theoretical question, and you tell me if I'm nuts or if you're like, yeah, you know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: For inclusion's sake, we're doing it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Schools do it, so why can't we now?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, we're gonna start doing a pajama day uh at work starting next Friday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh and now, men, for the guys, you you gotta wear some sort of a PJ.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um it's okay if it's that long robe with the little hat, you know, like uh Ebenezer Scrooge would wear.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: But what you would be Because I sleep in my boxers, so I can't wear that to work for PJ, dude.
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  SPEAKER_00: I would think what you would be wearing is like some Bill's sweatpants.
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  SPEAKER_01: See, I hate that because it's not really a it's not a pajama.
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  SPEAKER_01: Kids have pajamas that they wear, and they, you know, when they go to school, I mean they, you know, Lydia has the checkered pants, you know, and the and the snowman on her uh shirt and stuff like that.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you would probably show up with, wouldn't you show up with like Bill's flannel pants?
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, yeah, but then a white t-shirt.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I could also go to Walmart like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: And that's what I was I was hoping.
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  SPEAKER_01: Then that's just casual day.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, it has to be PJ day of some form.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, like last night I wore these black joggers to bed and an Ohio sweatshirt.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which you could also wear to Walmart.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's technically not PJs.
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  SPEAKER_00: But it is PJs because that's what I wore to bed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I know, but you're What do you want me to wear?
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  SPEAKER_00: I want you to wear Friday just became real exciting.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: What exactly are you looking for me to be wearing?
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  SPEAKER_00: I think 90.
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  SPEAKER_00: You want me to wear the the the satin set that you see on like every Christmas Zales commercial when I'm coming down the and I'm like, and I don't look like that because that woman's hair is brushed and mine's never.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_00: Well, so so she comes.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh God, you just brought up another point.
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  SPEAKER_01: That could transition into nobody's put themselves together on Friday.
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  SPEAKER_01: And maybe this isn't a great idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's a terrible idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: And and here it is this Folgers or Zales commercial is always I I I I pop up and I do a big yawn stretch stretch.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then I tee tee tee.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I'm tiptoeing, tiptoeing down the steps.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and then there's there's the Labrador.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, good morning, Snuffles.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is not real life.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we can't do this, we can't do what the kids are doing.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, because what I wear to bed you sometimes want to live like a kid again.
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  SPEAKER_00: What I wear to bed has stains, also smells like it's three days old.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, God.
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  SPEAKER_00: So no, do not wear your pajamas because I don't need to smell your three-day old crotch.