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DLHS Hour 3 | Actor Tisha Campbell Joins DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the day you can show your twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 1: This is in case you're going to be in Ontario, California.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be there this Friday, Saturday and Sunday, so come
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  Speaker 1: check me out if you decide to take a notion.
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  Speaker 2: I oh, of course you know that Abul L.
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  Speaker 1: Sayed is the Democratic candidate for the sentencetarial campaign in Michigan.
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  Speaker 2: It's an old playbook, but they use it all the time.
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  Speaker 1: And like he is, he wants, uh, you know, America
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  Speaker 1: to start using Arabic numbers and using Arabic math, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, you, dummy, We always use Arabic numbers. Arabic
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  Speaker 1: numbers are zero, one, two, three, five, six, seven, eight nine.
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  Speaker 1: The only people who don't use Eric numbers are the are,
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  Speaker 1: the Pope, and the super Bowl.
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  Speaker 2: They use Roman number. It's so stupid.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what, here's the thing that's the thing
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  Speaker 1: that's really galling about it is something you could easily
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  Speaker 1: dispel one your your redneck granddaddy used it to count as.
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  Speaker 2: Teeth, all three of them.
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  Speaker 1: You think you don't use arab math arab numbers, then
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  Speaker 1: try telling time are calling nine one one or casting
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  Speaker 1: a check or a pay atage to the speed limit
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  Speaker 1: or driving the speed limit.
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  Speaker 2: The thing that's disturbing about this is that there are
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  Speaker 2: people who.
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  Speaker 1: Are gonna run with this and all you have to
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  Speaker 1: do is hit Google and you'll know it's not true.
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  Speaker 3: They want to do that.
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  Speaker 2: They just hear Arabic and they're like, Oh, that's got
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  Speaker 2: to be bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Do you know that if we were limited
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  Speaker 1: to the things that America are invented or are introduced,
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  Speaker 1: don't when they'll have baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and
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  Speaker 1: that's all we'd have.
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  Speaker 2: What did you think the world was doing before we
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  Speaker 2: showed up?
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  Speaker 1: Like people don't seem to understand Iran is older than Christianity.
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  Speaker 1: It's two thousand years older than Christians. Like we're praying
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  Speaker 1: to Jesus. They're like, who is that is? That is that.
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  Speaker 2: Darius is little boy? I don't know he is.
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  Speaker 1: And it seems like we're willfully ignorant, willfully ignorant. These
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  Speaker 1: people will get on and post up and don't realize
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  Speaker 1: what a self owned that is to not realize that
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  Speaker 1: we do use Arabic man. It came in five hundred
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  Speaker 1: is Arabic Indian Arabic man? And who do you think
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  Speaker 1: ifitted all the stuff we use Now, do you think
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  Speaker 1: math just waited for Kansas and Ohio.
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  Speaker 2: To show up? Wow?
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  Speaker 1: You think the world just set around? Man, we can't
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  Speaker 1: do nothing to those Americans show up. It makes people
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  Speaker 1: look to it and it's the same place. But we're going
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  Speaker 1: to make them look other We're going to otherwise, then
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  Speaker 1: we're going to make them look dangerous to us. There's
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  Speaker 1: not a more dangerous religion on the face of the
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  Speaker 1: earth in the modern era than Christianity, not one.
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  Speaker 2: And that's undeniable. Who dropped the bomb? Oh you know
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  Speaker 2: he did.
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  Speaker 1: If you talk about the most dangerous days, this is unassailable.
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  Speaker 1: The most dangerous days that have ever existed.
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  Speaker 2: In the world world, in the world.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't talking about hurricanes, of volcanoes, or tornadoes or
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  Speaker 1: tsunamis or earthquakes. The most dangerous man made days in
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  Speaker 1: the world have been white males. White Christian males. White
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  Speaker 1: Christian males are more dangerous than the mosquito. Hey, now,
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  Speaker 1: welcome back to the day I usually show. We have
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  Speaker 1: one of the best TV wives ever.
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  Speaker 2: I had a bone to pick with.
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  Speaker 1: Your brother, first Martin, then Damon, why are you going
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  Speaker 1: through so many comments like that first of America mar Damon,
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  Speaker 1: I feel you cheated on Martin and you went to Damon,
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  Speaker 1: Do you don't really.
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  Speaker 2: Think that I know?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know you know people listen? Well, then can
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  Speaker 4: I cheat with you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: That's who I was getting at.
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  Speaker 1: You get to work together is because you're always booked.
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, but do you.
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  Speaker 3: Know I snuck into the audition for my wife against
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  Speaker 3: I snuck in.
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  Speaker 2: Like they didn't know it was you.
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  Speaker 3: No, they didn't know I was coming.
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  Speaker 4: Really yes, No, because I think at the time, you know,
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  Speaker 4: he wanted somebody to know and fresh and different, and
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  Speaker 4: even though I'm a friend of the families, he was like,
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  Speaker 4: I just want to find somebody new.
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  Speaker 3: So once I found out out, I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna show up because you're dope.
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  Speaker 3: And I really showed up and snuck onto Disney Lot.
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  Speaker 3: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: They don't work for everybody. Doesn't work for everybody.
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  Speaker 4: And beat and Eye or something something you like working
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  Speaker 4: with better Martin. No, I like both because they were
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  Speaker 4: different types of comedy. So I learned no, no, no, I'm
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  Speaker 4: dead ass like Martin was like in your face type
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  Speaker 4: of comedy. And Damon is witty, and so being up
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  Speaker 4: against those two, it's it's it's a it was a
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  Speaker 4: different ride. Yeah, they don't, both of them adults, and
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  Speaker 4: you know the I had to.
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  Speaker 3: Work a different muscle.
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  Speaker 2: Was my favorite Damon coming up? Yeah, he's brilliant, even
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  Speaker 2: like I would put him in my top.
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  Speaker 3: Three, Damon is brilliant. He's brilliant and to be able
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  Speaker 3: to work with.
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  Speaker 2: What happened in the world, That's what I'm saying. How
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  Speaker 2: dope is that.
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  Speaker 1: You're one of my favorite be TV Black TV wives
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  Speaker 1: were just nobody.
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  Speaker 2: She was just more kids and more TV. That's not true.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of kids don't have three kids.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she Cole was a kid, said yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, I just like millennials are so obsessed with the
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  Speaker 4: nineties and with Martin, so they will always like shout
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  Speaker 4: out quotes and I don't know what they're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: You know, there's a Martin trivia game.
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  Speaker 2: I did, I did.
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  Speaker 3: I don't put me into she and all your team
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  Speaker 3: because you will.
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  Speaker 2: Be more dudes than you.
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  Speaker 3: She yes, she had said, what are you a television?
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  Speaker 3: The Kipedia it's a spunge for the most us.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, but I have.
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  Speaker 4: I have two friends that their birthdays are in January,
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  Speaker 4: so every year they throw a joint birthday party and
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  Speaker 4: it's a Martin theme.
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  Speaker 2: But it's crazy joint en joint. There's joints around to.
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  Speaker 3: No, I just did.
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  Speaker 4: I just hung out with my friend Eric Bellinger and
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  Speaker 4: he had a Martin. Yeah, he's he had a Martin
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  Speaker 4: themed birthday party and he came as the one where
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  Speaker 4: he got beat up and his head.
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  Speaker 1: Was took him four hours.
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  Speaker 2: So that's always comes back to you.
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  Speaker 3: You'll get into really know, don't you.
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  Speaker 2: Girl?
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  Speaker 3: Come on, come on, don't let had built my career.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not talking smart about that's all tells me.
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  Speaker 3: I don't tell you there was a.
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  Speaker 1: Yes there it is tell you and I don't go
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  Speaker 1: to subway the morning it's forty fo shut up, no,
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  Speaker 1: come home, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: My planning's game right now. It is side of what
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  Speaker 2: you need to know with one of only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 5: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. Peace
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  Speaker 5: negotiations in the Middle East face mounting resistance as Israel
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  Speaker 5: officially rejected President Trump's Gaza Board of Peace plan, while
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  Speaker 5: Iran issued strict preconditions before reopening the Straight offor Mouse
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  Speaker 5: demanding the US lift its naval blockades. In Economic News,
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  Speaker 5: White House officials insist the economy remained strong despite a
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  Speaker 5: surprise labor report showing twenty three thousand jobs lost last
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  Speaker 5: month against expectations of eighty three thousand jobs created. In
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  Speaker 5: Political News, Michigan Democratic Senate nominee doctor Abdul Lsayed expressed
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  Speaker 5: hope that former President Barack Obama will campaign alongside him
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  Speaker 5: following his primary victory last week. And on the courts,
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  Speaker 5: WNBA controversy erupted after Chicago sky player Dja Carrington was
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  Speaker 5: ejected for a hard foul on Indiana Sophie Cunningham. Later,
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  Speaker 5: she posted white privilege online, while Cunningham stated physical play.
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  Speaker 2: Had nothing to do with race.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Sybil Wilkes, be informed, be empowered.
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  Speaker 1: Jack Man, B B all Right. More of The Dlhagle
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  Speaker 1: Show's coming up directly.
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  Speaker 2: It's the d. L. Hugly Show.