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- Bryan: You ready? Welcome back to the Sense and Senseless Podcast. I'm Brian. Jason: No, I'm Jason. Bryan: He is Drayton. First time joining us, welcome to the family. We're just two guys discussing shit in a way that we hopefully you can understand. So tonight we're gonna do something a little different. I don't really have any agenda. I just have a bunch of videos that I get and I don't ever get a chance to play So I just want to go through some of and we'll discuss them as we go. Some of them are funny, some of them are dark, some of them are fucked up. But it gives us the chance just to go through without me having to make a story out of them. Hopefully you'll enjoy yourself. First of all, I wanna start off with a a little story about Something I something that popped in my head the other night. And I'm I'm a Jason: Ain't no telling what pops in that head. Bryan: no, I'm I'm I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you the title of the story. So it gets you a little greased up a little bit. I I titled my story called Ash Raped in a parking lot. Jason: Geez, okay. Bryan: No. So if that gives just get your mind right. All right. So we we we we had a safety stand down the other day. Jason: Mm-hmm. Bryan: And We were talking about it I was talking about it with Jennifer and we were talking about what the C the stand down was. And most of it, from what I remember, was the boss was telling us about distractions. He kept talking about distractions. That was most of the distractions. And I was telling her this because I point out all the time how distracted people are when they're in public. You always see somebody walking around, they got their phone in their hand, they're FaceTime somebody, they're never paying attention to what they're doing. And they're always they they I it amazes me how protected people really think that they are. And they don't really understand how vulnerable they're making themselves. So I'm I'm talking to her and I explain to her how that makes You such an easy target, you know, especially out at night or in a parking lot or not, because you're not looking around at what you're seeing. So that let me, you know, telling her that, you know, someone that's alert. So if you walk out of a store and you scan in the whole parking lot and you looking around and you walking upright and you showing confidence, majority of the time, somebody's not gonna pick you as a target because they're not looking for a challenge. Jason: Right. Bryan: They're looking for an easy fucking target. All right. Jason: Mm-hmm. Bryan: So that's the easiest thing you can do. You don't have to be a badass or anything. You're just walking outside and you're just noticing your area. You know your surroundings. Jason: Uh-huh. Bryan: And that's going to help you more times than not. Now, this is where it takes the dog turk. The attacker, whether it's burglary, carjack, or rape, is looking for an easy target. You know, they're not trying to come straight at you and make this a job. They just want to do what they have to do and go. And that led me to the question. Have you ever heard of a man being ass raped in a mall parking lot? Jason: Nope. I'm sure it's happened, but I ain't never heard of it. Bryan: I'm sure it happened too. You know, just some guy just looking for a challenge. You know, he's gonna, you know what, I think I'm gonna ash rape a dude tonight. And I'm gonna go to a parking lot and I'm gonna find the biggest one with the the biggest challenge and just see if I can ash rape him. So that's how my discussion of how to keep yourself, always paying attention to what you're doing. knowing your surroundings Jason: Mm-hmm. Bryan: to get Nash raped in a parking lot. That's the way I think. So thank you. And if you've ever heard of anyone getting ash raped in a parking lot, please let me know. 'Cause I'd be interested in that. And if it was you, I would really like to know. I want to know how that went down. All right. So let's start with we we we we get a lot of hate bash because, you know, we we've talk about Trump and some of the shortfalls he has from what we expected as him as president. And so be it. You know. I I figure tonight on this one, I'm gonna go ahead and we're gonna start with I don't know who this guy is. I just picked up some of his clips because to me it's the You you see a lot of clips when you you know you're conservative or you lean conservative about liberals that are just stupid. All right. Jason: Uh-huh. Bryan: You don't see enough clips about conservatives because of you you gotta go out and find them because the algorithm is not set up to show you something that you don't like. It's just not. So I found a few of them and here's the one they call the I would call the ideology test. Jason: Chase. Bryan: That's the people that's hollering at us at the internet. That that that's who's shouting you down right there. Jason: Yeah, that's the people in our comments. But Bryan: Hold on, I got Jason: Yeah, I don't I don't have a whole lot of faith in that. I mean it it Bryan: It's one more no Jason: it's aggravating. Does it bother me? Yeah, it does, but I I still don't have a whole lot of faith in that, right? Bryan: Faith in what we just saw. Jason: Yeah, what like those people. Like I'm not no. I just gotta learn to let people like that just be the who they are and just go on. You know what I mean? Bryan: I know exactly what you mean. Jason: But but they still you can't help it though. Bryan: No, it it does it does get at you. I I get that. It's but at the same time, the more I I I look at this and the more I I I start seeing how weird people are. And when I say weird, how invested they are into politicians, Jason: Right. Bryan: it basically you you're talking about their family. That's how they're looking Jason: Right. Bryan: at it. you you're personally attacking these people, and that's why they're Jason: Right. Bryan: so mad at you. Does it make sense? Fuck no, it don't make sense. But Jason: Right. Bryan: in their mind, it makes a whole lot of sense. Jason: No, yeah. I mean they think that they're fully right and you're retarded. Bryan: Well, they know Trump. You know, they they saw Mar Lago once. Jason: Yeah. Bryan: They passed by. Jason: No, it's funny, dude, that they yeah. Yeah, they act like they're best friends, like we just went after one of their family members or something. Bryan: That's exactly how they feel. I don't know why. Maybe they're they w they wish I don't know, don't have enough real friends. Here here's another one, and we'll move on to something else. Jason: For symptoms. Bryan: Ha ha Yeah. And I I I I can see to me, I'm not gonna say it's funny, but i I I like seeing this stuff because that's what we're fighting with. You know, that's that's who's arguing with us. And it doesn't matter if they're Republican or Democrat, it's the same people on both sides. Just like we have the same politicians on both sides, it's the same people. We're all brainwashed the same way. And and we all need to start understanding that and maybe then we can come together. But Everybody has to be right. Here's a quick one I find hilarious. And I just want to throw this one in there before I go into something stupid. Well not stupid, but something really dark. I call that's when it says it's called Bro Hold My Glasses. If you listen and this kid lets another kid hold his glasses, does a roundhouse kick and just knocks the kid next to him completely out. You wanna see that again? Jason: Yeah, he didn't even hit the kid he was farm with, he hit the other kid. I take them things. Now hold them. Watch this shit. Boom. My bad. Bryan: That kid had no idea what was coming. Caught that motherfucker right behind his ear. Jason: Did anybody get the damn license plate of that truck that just hit me? Shit. Shit come out of nowhere. No. Yeah, so if you're listening to this on Spotify or whatever, I highly recommend when you get somewhere safe to pull up YouTube or something and watch the videos on this because he's showing a lot of clips. It's probably not a good Spotify one. Bryan: No, but a lot of them you'll hear through. Now, this next one's not so much Spotify one. This one, it happened, I think, last week or this past week. It's Lee Summit, Missouri. There was a shootout. Well, it wasn't a shootout. Somebody gets their car sprayed at a s at a stoplight in a fucking intersection. And it was caught on a dash camera. Check this shit out. Jason: yeah, I've seen this. Bryan: Yeah, so a truck pulls up behind this car, guys jump out and just Now, I'm not trying to be an ass, but I don't know if the lady that was in the car was having an orgasm or if she was actually stressed the fuck out Jason: Yeah. Bryan: on my plate I want to get to. Chuck pulls up. They jump out. That's a hit. Jason: Yeah. Bryan: That definitely wasn't road rage. What did you hear? Was it somebody that sounded like they was in a panic or that she was having an orgasm? Jason: You wouldn't wanna have that cranked up at a store or something, walking around listening to that one, 'cause somebody's gonna think you're listening to some nasty shit. Bryan: Time. That wasn't supposed to be funny, but that's just what I heard just now, so Jason: Yeah, like I'm hoping that's a that video's AI or something. I don't know. Is it true? Okay. Okay. Bryan: That's true. I looked it all up. Yeah, I'm not showing you anything tonight, Desay. Jason: It's just funny how people are just recording at the right time though. Bryan: No, she that's a dash camera. Jason: Okay. Okay. Bryan: The dash camera stays on the whole time. Jason: Well what the hell was she doing in the car, dude? It was like quiet as hell and then my god. my my god. Bryan: She was probably waiting probably waiting to turn. You ain't never drove around in a car that was just quiet. Jason: I know, but she sounded like she was getting hammered or something. Bryan: she probably was. She mm she might have had one of them eighteen series fucking vibrators in a car ventry mode. Yeah. Jason: Vibrators personal massagers, don't call it that. Damn it, we done had a hashtag pulled off of our stuff. Can't use vibrator as a hashtag, people, if you ever do stuff. Bryan: shit. Okay, use vibrators. Jason: It's personal massage apparatus. Bryan: All right, so this one here I showed you last week off air, but it's a chaotic concept and talking about the how you use a router to spy in your home. got flock cameras ever. Jason: Yeah, that's that's yeah, that's scary. I've never heard of that. Until you showed that video last I think it was last week or the week before. Bryan: Yeah, I showed you last week. Well well, we had talked about it, I mean, many episodes ago, and I didn't think you quite understood what I was trying to tell you. That's why when I found that video, I wanted to show it to you last week. But yeah, they can they don't need cameras in your house. Not to say that they don't probably already able to link into your damn television and all this other shit and listen to you and watch you. Now they can use your Wi Fi router. They can make out everything in your damn home. you know what's really sad is and and I I've read this multiple times lately, is we as we are private citizens. Our lives are supposed to be private, yet they know everything about us and they watch everything we do. And the politicians are public servants and we don't know anything that they do. That is completely fucked up when you think of it that way. Fucked up. Everything they do is fucking Top secret. They can go to dinner and classified. You know, we can't walk outside and they know everything we're doing. Here's a A video that this lady made and it's kind of a spoof video, but I kinda like it. And I think this goes hand in hand with what I just showed you, but this is more about AI and Palantir and this other stuff. Little fucked up. Jason: Mm-hmm. Bryan: There's some things in there that you know you can say or disagree, agree with, but that AI system, even using it for ice, that stuff can be turned on everyone. That's what people don't understand. It's like, yeah, you you can applaud it now, but it can easily become against you one day. Jason: Mm-hmm. Bryan: And you have to watch that stuff. And we we don't think that far ahead. You know, we just worry about what's going on now and how it we being treated. All you gotta do is go look back to nine eleven and the damn Patriot Act and why are we all here today? It's because we signed all our rights away for this damn Patriot Act. And now they just watch everything we do. But if you don't if you why are you worried about what they watch, would you do if you're doing something wrong? Because I'm a private fucking citizen. Why the fuck do I they need to watch what the fuck I do? That's why. Jason: 'Cause people don't need to be all up in our shit. Bryan: Yeah, I mean fuck. Why the we live in a free country. Well, if you know if you're worried about if you're doing something wrong, shut up. Shut the fuck up. You know, that could easily become a problem one day. What this is what this is what people don't understand. And I n I've understood this from a young age and I I tried to explain this to my mom years ago. Yeah, I one time I heard they were talking about I was a kid. And they were talking about a politician or someone on on the news, and they were talking about how he had problems with the law and all this other stuff. And I remember my mom and them talking about they had problems with the law. And I remember tell telling my mom, I could say that about anyone that had a traffic ticket. If you had a traffic ticket, you had run in with the law. I'm not lying. I'm saying the truth. I'm just not saying that it was a traffic ticket. You can do that with so many things and make somebody seem bad to where you can actually when you actually invading their privacy. Jason: Mm-hmm. Bryan: Well, he had multiple run-ins with the law. He had five traffic tickets. But what you heard is he had multiple run-ins with the law. Now they're, you know, looking through everything in my house because they use this. Wi-Fi router and seen something they didn't like that wasn't illegal, but they got a warrant because what they seen with a Wi-Fi router. And you what story you're hearing is he had multiple run-ins with the law. So he must have been hiding something. He wasn't hiding anything. Jason: Mm-hmm. Bryan: They just twisted the story to make you get on their side. And people need to start understanding that. They twist words and they say half truth. all the fucking time to get you on their side. Don't fall for that shit, guys. This one I'm about to show you, this one fucked me up this week. Out all the shit I watch, you know, and all the dun dark shit I see, shit like this fucks me up the most because this type of stuff that I'm what I'm about to show you is one of the most heinous crimes I think you can do. And it's theft, but the way the theft goes down to me is just fucking god-awful. I don't know if you saw this, but check this shit out. Jason: Damn. Bryan: How fucked up is that? Jason: Damn, that's some messed up stuff right there. Bryan: Yeah, I I don't know how I would take that. Jason: No. Bryan: That that that right. Jason: I didn't know where that was going for a minute and then I was like, Damn I mean I thought I was watching some damn some dateline or something. Bryan: how can you be such an evil person to do that? And what really bothers me is and I'm assuming that the family doesn't know what she done, but if I'm her husband and she done that, I don't know how I feel. Yeah, I I can't be with you anymore. If you did that to him Jason: If you're a good thinking person, dude, but dude, if some dudes been lit y she didn't just get that way. She's been that way for a long time and that dude tolerates it. So he's Yeah, he could Bryan: Or he's the one pushing it, that's possible too. Jason: be playing her ass too. Bryan: Yeah, that's that's fucked up, man. That that's a whole nother level of hell. I mean, I fucking a toddler and that right there. Those two right there to me is just fucked up. Cause you took advantage of that man and his worst fucking possible. You were there to take care of him. And you just took advantage of him. That is just awful, man. Fucking awful. All right, well, since we're talking about awful, we're gonna go one step further than Jason: Jay's. Bryan: that awful shit. So forgot to upload one of them. I'm gonna have to grab that one. But here's the one I want to show you. This one's a a grandmother beaten to death. Jason: Peace. Bryan: But people are sick, dude. Sick. Jason: That's messed up. Bryan: Beat her with a board. Jason: I know. Bryan: And then that she how she justified it because the in law said something she didn't like. Mean really? That that that's where we're going today? Jason: Mm-hmm. Bryan: All right. For since we're already going down the hole, just let's go down the hole a little bit further. Just Jason: You sound like that Sam Kennison back when we were in the Marine Corps. When you Bryan: What's that? Jason: think you can't go any further, All right. Play your video. Bryan: Alright, so let's let's go Deeper. Deeper. That's the best part about that whole fucking story that they plan Jason: Mm-hmm. Bryan: to seek the death penalty. It's fucked up. Jason: That's disgusting, dude. And that that woman need to not smile. Bryan: No, that yeah. That gotta be horrifying having someone like it's bad enough that you getting raped as a child or rape, period. And you have people and I'm not trying to pick at those people, but you have people that look like that coming at you to rape you all the time. That's gotta be scary as fuck. Cause they don't look like that in their right mind. Jason: No. Bryan: All right. Let's see. Do I have any more dark ones before we start going back up the ladder? Yeah, I got one more dark this one is not as dark as the other one. so this is actually coming back up the ladder. But it it's an interesting story here. Very interesting story. Fucked up. Just threw a hundred and thirty people overboard to collect money. They lost cargo. They didn't die on the boat. We lost cargo. Jason: Mm. Yep. See, it's just how you word things, dude. It's a word Bryan: That's all it is. It's just Jason: game. Bryan: it's all all it's ever been. Do you remember Enron? Jason: Enron, yeah, I know Enron because we had the same thing with Adelphia. Bryan: Well, here's how Enron laughed at people that didn't have power. And what's sad is I checked into multiple companies. I I was actually writing an episode on this. This is not the only time this type of shit happened. People Jason: I know. Bryan: just do not give a shit about regular people. All they care about is making that money and whatever they gotta do to make it. Fucking say it. Jason: No, I mean a hundred percent. The the sick stuff and the bad stuff people do to make a dollar man or to climb the ladder, the people they'll walk Bryan: It's awful. Jason: all over. It's crazy. Bryan: It it's awful. So I got two more videos. in two thousand four, Prince was inducted into the Hall of Fame, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. You know, the music star Prince. Jason: Yeah, yeah. The the artist formerly known as Prince. Bryan: Yeah, well. He took the stage in tribute of George Harrison with Tom Petty and Harrison's son back then. And Prince wasn't part of the original group performance. By the time he was added to the group, the song had already been arranged and rehearsed. And I don't even know if Prince was ever part of any of the rehearsals. Basically, what Harrison's wife wanted was she wanted Harrison's friends to play a tribute to her husband. That's why Prince wasn't part of the original group on stage that night. But since Prince was being inducted into the Hall of Fame, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that evening, like fuck it, you know, he he needs to be in there. So Rock and Roll Hall of Fame wanted him in there. He gets in there. Prince already had a chip on his shoulder because Rolling Stone came out with the best 100 guitars, and he wasn't on the list. So he was already. You know, a little chippy. He you know, he's already gone through all this shit with his his music with the music industry and his music labels and shit. He doesn't get in the hundred guitars. And since he wasn't at rehearsals and all, Tom Petty suggested that Prince played a guitar solo. And that's exactly what he did. And what I'm about to play you right now is the guitar solo from Prince at the two thousand four Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. They're playing The song While My Guitar Gently Weeps. And this is probably one of the best guitar solos I've ever heard in my life. Every time I hear it, it just I just get it. You know, it just puts me in a certain place. I don't know if you ever heard this before, but you're gonna like this. Tosses fucking guitar off stage and walks the fuck off the stage. Jason: F all y'all. Bryan: I love how he's just there and he keeps just smiling at fucking Tom Petty. You know, Jason: Yeah. Bryan: it's like he's just tearing that shit up. Jason: Mm-hmm. Bryan: But it it's said that he when he threw his guitar off stage that his guitar shit, what you call it, guitar technician is who caught it. Jason: F yeah. Bryan: And then he gave that to Oprah Winfrey. That's what I read. But yeah, he he goes out and he just shreds, and that just shows you what kind of musician Prince was. You know, people don't really think of him as a musician. He can play anything. He's a hell of a musician. Jason: Well there's I guess banana again, there's words out there that he sold his soul to the devil too for all that, so Bryan: really? Well he's one hell of a hey Jason: yeah. And that's what like when he died, there was something about him in a parking lot and a black SUV or something, and he got in it and then came out and then later on, like a day or two later, he was dead, kinda like the devil came back for payment. Bryan: He was the real Charlie Daniels. Jason: He was. Bryan: When the devil went down to Georgia, he would look for us old stuff. Jason: I think Cat Williams was saying that or something. I don't know. Bryan: There ain't no telling Cat Williams come out about everybody, man. He's a Jason: Ain't no dude, he started dropping bombs, man. I dude. Bryan: I never watched that interview or listened to it. You told me about the Shannon Sharp interview and and I've listened Jason: Shane and Sharp, yeah, dude, it was Bryan: to some pieces of it, but I never listened to the whole thing. I need to one day. Jason: Yeah, he talking about all the corruption up here at Hollywood. Bryan: That bothers me more than the corruption and and political I guess because that one's w what you hear about that Jason: They have more Bryan: is it's more disturbing shit. Jason: It is. And they've got more weight on people because people watch movies, they watch shows and they they relate with these pe you know, the characters and that. And man, I don't know. Bryan: I was I was hearing a couple of weeks ago, they were talking about AI movies or AI shards basically Jason: Mm-hmm. Bryan: that are becoming real popular with the younger guy the younger people and that it eventually that's gonna become movies and it won't be long. And then the other day, I think it's on TikTok. I don't know what it's called, I remember what it's called, but there's a little spot right there. It's it's like little movies. Jason: Mm-hmm. Bryan: And you click it and it's just AI movies or little shorts. It's not real movies. It's like a few minutes long. So Jason: Mm-hmm. Bryan: I can see where that's going. I don't know how much Hollywood's gonna have control when a kid and his phone can make a movie just as good as Hollywood. That's gonna be interesting. Alright, well one last thing to cheer everybody up. Everybody likes boobs. Even if you're a woman you like boobs. Everybody likes boobs. And boobs can save your life. Touch a boob. It'll solve all your problems. Just need a couple boobs. I hear you, brother. Jason: Not trying to be mean, but I Holly don't have none, so I'm screwed. Bryan: I know. I know you was good. That's why you so anal all the time. You Jason: That's why I'm angry. Bryan: know. You got to get you some boobs. No, Jason: I know, what Bryan: no, I I I hear me out. You're only doing this for the betterment of of your psychological well being is that you need a someone else's boobs that you can touch. You know, it's gotta be what you call Jason: I know. Bryan: it. I both gotta agree on the boobs. So it won't be like cheating, it'd just be therapy. It'd be boob therapy. So you need a Jason: It's therapy. Boop therapy. I don't know if she's maybe we can get her in here in a little bit and ask her what her thoughts are on boob therapy. Bryan: That's that's the last video, but yeah. I fig Jason: Is that the last one you got? Bryan: yeah, I forget I didn't know that one. That's the best one, the boob one. Well, I got this one we played before. I I I like this one. Jason: Mm. yeah. Bryan: And that is how Gen X was. If you didn't know, Jason: Yes. Bryan: that's what it was like. Jason: That's why we have more respect because if you said something out of line, you got popped in the mouth by your parents, by your your your family, by your friends, by anybody. You didn't run I mean, this internet courage is crazy, dude, that people just get on there and damn, Bryan: It is crazy. It is I Jason: I told my son that, man, he'd be playing video games. He's 29 years old now, but I told him when he was at home playing video games. He'd be running his mouth. And I walked in there, I said, son, will you shut the hell up? He goes, Man, he's talking crap. I said, You're not some big built son of a buck. I said, This dude could be six, six, three hundred pounds, benching about four fifty, find out where you live and break you like a twig. I said, It's easy to Bryan: They never had to worry about that. Jason: Yeah, it's easy to run your mouth through a damn screen or over a microphone. Do that in person. Bryan: Well I've I've gotten lit up I like I've told you multiple times though by I I I got a big mouth. I'm a smart ass. I've been a smart ass my whole life. And that's got me hit in the mouth a little bit more than I'd like to admit. But it happens. Jason: Right. Right. No. It it is Bryan: I learned what I can and can't say and who I can and can't say it to. Yeah. That teet taught me more than a a lot of shit they teach in school today. So since I don't have a good education. Jason: Yeah, I know. I mean, Bryan: Ha ha ha. Jason: dude, me and my me and a a a good friend of mine, I mean, we grew up together. He lived down the road and and and it's just weird like that because a lot of the people I grew up with, I don't talk to anymore. Everybody just goes their separate way. And I think Bryan: No. Jason: the military caused that for me because it instilled a different thing in me than than Bryan: I was the same way. Jason: b because I started realizing that I started being more in tune with people older than me than I did young or my age or younger because of the amount Bryan: You matured. Jason: of maturity they pushed on us in the military when I came out, all my friends my age or younger were immature and I couldn't stand it. So I ended up hanging out with people ten, fifteen years older than me because I felt more in tune with them people for mo for the most part. But anyways Bryan: 'Cause you knew y you you could beat them. Jason: No, I ain't talking about throwing hands. I'm talking I'm talking I'm talking discussions. Bryan: They they fifty and you twenty two, you like, yeah, I got you. I'm just fucking with you, dude. Jason: I felt like our our priorities were the same, right? With the older people. But anyways Bryan: Y'all had er e erectile dysfunction. Jason: Yeah, we all they had E D and was warning me. But anyways, my my buddy down the street, we would hang out and he had a brother that was like I I was like a year or two older than this kid, but he was spunky and I mean he was like you know, like one of them little wiry people, right? And his brother was geez, what his brother was like Bryan: His brother was Jesus? That's what you just said. Jesus. You say Jesus. You said my his brother was Jesus. Jason: No, I I'm thinking here. Damn it. No, I said geez. I said geez. No, he was like four no, he was like four or five years older than me. I'm trying to Bryan: Not Jason: do the math of my head at the same time. But he would he Bryan: I'm just fucking with Jason: would start a fight between us. Bryan: Between you and the spire the sp the little dude? Jason: Y me and my buddy, yeah, we'd be playing together, having a good time, and then all of a sudden, next thing you know, we're throwing hands because his brother would start it. He would get us to fight each other, and then after we wore one another out, we'd shake hands and go back to playing. And it was an ongoing Bryan: So it was. Jason: thing. So I was constantly fighting this kid, and he was fighting me. I'd whoop his ass, he'd whoop my ass, and and then we were playing again on a regular. And the only fight that I was ever in was in high school. I was a senior and I wrestled. Bryan: Did you wrestle other seniors? Jason: And I w yeah, I wasn't real good, but you know, I got home my own. Well, this kid in my class He was like a year younger than me. He was a big dude too. Kept messing with me. And finally he did he he like rammed into me. I was talking to a teacher in the hallway and he just walked like with plenty of hallway open, just walked right into me. And dude, I was like six one hundred and twenty-eight pounds. But I was in good great shape, you know, from wrestling and all that, because wrestlers, you I mean, six minutes in a wrestling match, dude's like running a a 20 mile run. I mean it's it'll wear you plum out. So you gotta be in good physical condition, car or cardio and all that stuff. So, anyways, dude, I just spun around and I got tired of it. I said, Dude, do you got a freaking problem? And he turned around, he said, Yeah, I got a problem. I said, Do something about it. And the teacher like pushed me aside. He goes, Guys, stop it or whatever. Well, we had this white dude that was kind of like the Don King of our school, like the fight promoter. Bryan: So he set y'all up. Jason: Yeah. So he heard we were beefing, so he set us up to fight at this church parking lot down from the school. You know, you Bryan: That high noon. Jason: no, not high noon, high four or right after school. Bryan: Yeah. Jason: Dude, I show up there, and there's already a big ass crowd. I had to fight through the crowd just to get to the center. So this dude, I I finally get in there and he comes at me. And he comes to swing up high. Well, what's a wrestler go? Wrestlers don't usually go up high. I shot his legs, took him down, put him in a move, and just started cranking on his head. He had braces. I grabbed his I grabbed his head, pulled it back, and whack, like right in his damn mouth, and you know, just split his lips all open on his braces. And then I put him in a damn like rear-naked chokehold, and I and I finally Told him, you know, you give up and he finally tapped out. Bryan: Walked away. Jason: Then I got up and walked off. No, I did not do that. I didn't do that. I never dated Bryan: Grabbed the hottest bitch there and went home, huh? That's how it happens on the movies. Jason: I never I I dated one girl in high school from my school. The rest of the time I dated outside of my school, like where my grandparents lived, north of us, 'cause Bryan: you always had that girlfriend that was out of town that no one ever saw? Jason: Yeah, Holly Yeah, my wife was one of Man, like four hundred dollar phone bills every month. I'm getting grounded all the time and that was back when you peop yeah, there there might be people on here that don't remember when you had to pay long distance phone phone Bryan: yeah. Jason: who Bryan: I remember when I was in Japan, a Tamanik and Meladic was gonna teach me how to wrestle. So I went on Jason: Mm-hmm. Bryan: to wrestle and met with them. That might have lasted two minutes. And I realized I didn't like Jason: You couldn't handle it, could you? Bryan: I didn't want another dude on top of me like that. And I I did not like that at all. And because I could not I had no control over it. These guys been wrestling their whole lives. I've never Jason: Yes. Bryan: wrestled. Jason: Yeah. Bryan: You know, I didn't want no part of that shit. I knew I mean within two minutes I was like, I don't want no part of this. I don't I just don't. And I was done. Jason: Right. I don't know I'm not trying to be mean, but do with your with your temper, especially you had a bad temper back then. I mean you agree? I don't know I don't Bryan: Yeah. Yeah, I I had a bad Jason: know if you could have ever been a good rat 'cause you'd a you'd have beat the shit out of somebody. Like if somebody put you in a bound Bryan: I don't know. I would yeah. Jason: you up and Bryan: I was not patient like they were. Let's put it that way. Jason: No, no. Bryan: Cause I watched those guys wrestle and I I watched Tammanic take Bubba Smith and Bubba was a big old boy and he taught he tied Bubba into a fucking pretzel. I was like three times state champion. He was probably three times state champion. I mean he was a pretty good wrestler. Jason: Yeah, he was. I mean, I'm not downplaying what he did. I mean, he was just a one upper on everything. And you yeah, Bryan: yeah, everything. Jason: yeah, and you'd make up shit and he he said he did it like ten times. It's like, dude, I just made that up. No, no, it's real. It's real. I did it. Bryan: No, no. Jason: I mean, he had enough accolades that were true to just ride on that, dude. He had Bryan: yeah. Jason: to just keep riding other stuff. It's like, gosh dang, dude, that was the only problem I had with him. And then when he went at Marcellus playing basketball. Bryan: I still don't remember Nick doing that. Jason: Yes. You f you went over there and said, dude, that dude would kill you. Marcellus just laughed at him. He just laughed at him. Yeah. Bryan: I probably did, but I just don't remember Nick doing that though. I I can see Nick doing I just don't remember that. Jason: Yes. He said Marcellus found him or something. And dude got up in his face. He got up in his face Bryan: Were we out on were we on the outside courts? Jason: and you pulled him back. And you and I think he said somebody, yeah, Brian, you you better be glad Brian's pulling me back. And Marcellus just kept laughing. And and you looked at Nick and you said, I ain't pulling you back for you to beat his ass. He'll kill you. I mean Marcellus had pecs down to his damn Bryan: That too was a fucking specimen. Cheeseburger Eddie ain't had nothing on Mark. Jason: my God. Wha what was he a walk Jared? No. He it wasn't he a walk on safety for the Houston Oilers? Bryan: It was f someone. I don't know if w who it was for, but it was someone. Yeah, he was Jason: Yeah, he made their practice squad or something for an NFL team. And I meant that dude was just ripped. I still remember if I can tell this story. Your biggest goal Bryan: Yeah, go ahead. I mean, it don't matter. Jason: was what, to bench three twenty or you y you were trying to get three twenty five up or something, or I forg Bryan: Yeah, I got I got up to I did I did three five on the bench. No, I did three fifteen on the bench and I turned around and there was a guy doing three five on the incline and that's what was demoralizing. But I know the story you're about to tell. So go ahead. Jason: Yeah, so you were working to get up to three twenty-five. You said that was your goal. Your goal. And Bryan: Yep. Yep. Jason: you got dude, and I'm telling you, man, you got me to I benched two twenty-five one time and I was like, holy cow. I thought my wrists were gonna break, but dude, I was only 148 pounds and threw two twenty-five up because of you. So thank you. But I went downhill pretty quick because I I just didn't care to work out. I Bryan: I hear you. Jason: was never a big dude. But I could run like a mother effer. I just didn't have upper body strength. So, anyways, I appreciate that. That's a big milestone I can brag about. But, anyways, you were sitting there trying to get that sum of a buck that one time, and Marcellus walks in and says, Hey, can I get on that too? And and and you were like, Yeah, you want me to take some off? And he was like, No, just leave it alone. You're like, Marcel, that's three times. He's like, just let me try it. And that dude was like, And then you were like, Headrick, go get your shit. We're leaving. And you got mad and left. Like, we didn't say shit to him. And Marcel's like, what, what? What what's wrong? I was like, man, he's been trying to get that up for a long time. And you just come in here like it was nothing. Didn't even damn warm up. And that dude was Bryan: yeah. Jason: just slinging that stuff. I mean, he was just, but he was like a big baby. Like he was like Bryan: He did the same in in the Jason: a big man child. Bryan: in the brig he did the same thing. That they have there was a bench press contest and he was Jason: What's that? Yeah. Bryan: he just let everybody go. And after they all win, he just had him put a little more weight on and just benched it and won. I mean, he was a big old boy. But he he was gentle. He was a good guy. I mean, I I have pictures of Jason: Yeah. Yeah, he was big. It was it was funny. Gentle giant man. Bryan: him holding Dylan. I mean, when Dylan was a baby, I think we was watching the Holyfield fight and Jason: Yeah. Bryan: shit. Jason: Yeah, he was holding Ryan too and sitting there like that, like get him, get him and Holly was like like I was like, Sweetheart, just leave him alone, man. I mean he's got enough muscles to cradle that kid, so Bryan: Holyfield started eating ears and shit. I mean not Holyfield, Dyson started eating ears. Jason: Yeah. No, Tyson Tyson eating them ears. Yeah, I think that was the la wasn't that the last one we rented after they were like, Yeah, we ain't doing that no more. But I miss those times too, renting the UFC fights and having the big hangouts and the Bryan: When you had to rent now is just it's just I don't know. That's all watered down. They d the Jason: Yeah, I don't. Bryan: fighters are a lot better. I gotta admit, I mean that that the fighters they have in the UFC now are just they're fighters. You know, they they're a lot better fighters than they were when we we watched them. The guys that we watched, they battled. I mean, when they was when they Jason: yeah. Bryan: were still fighting in tournaments, that was a battle. I mean, you had to be a tough son of a bitch. Yeah. Jason: And Yeah, and they didn't have all the rules. Yes. Like you could knee a guy when they were down on you can't do that no more. You can't throw knees when they're on the ground and all that. Because I remember that black dude that wore the leopard I think he went into pro wrestling after the UFC, and I forget what his name was, but he had the leopard print shorts on and he he got that one dude on the ground, had his damn head in between his elbow and his knee and just went Wow like that and that dude tell like and I forget Bryan: That was good s something good good something is Jason: But his eyes rolled in the back of his head from the first hit, and I guarantee he need elbowed that dude like ten times and rapid fire. And they finally pushed him off of him, right? He knocked the dude out in the first one. That dude's probably got CTI like extreme from that hit. Bryan: The fuck was it? Goodwood or good it it was good something. I know it started with his last name started with good. The fuck was in there? Jason: Man, your Gen X stuff's still getting likes. Hold on, let me see if Jet GPT can do it real quick 'cause I can just talk to it. Bryan: Big Daddy Goodrich. Jason: Never mind. Bryan: Big Daddy. I knew it started with Good. Yeah, Goodrich. I found Goodrich Jason: Is that you found it? Okay. Yeah and Bryan: and once I seen Goodrich, I knew who it was. Jason: Yeah, 'cause I remember we were all at your house watching that, we were like, my gosh. Like that. And then they they after that one, I think that they outlawed that kneeing and elbowing to the head while you were on the ground. And I mean Tank Abbott. Do you remember him and Bryan: Don Fry. Jason: Yeah, all them dudes. And then come to find out Tank Abbott was a damn bouncer over there at that that club we go to in Huntington Beach. Not cocos, but that other one, geckos. Bryan: geckos. I forgot about geckos. No. Jason: But anyways, yeah, those good times back then. Bryan: You got anything else? Jason: No, no, we're good. Bryan: right, guys. Well, thanks for joining us tonight. We really appreciate it. This is Sins and Sisters Pod Podcast. I'm Bri. Jason: I'm Jason. Bryan: He's Jason. Peace. Jason: Peace.