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A Kilted Man Putting Antiques in his Rear · Podcast - Big 98.7

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  You think you know somebody, you think there may be are somewhat normal person
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  just from what you can tell, and then you find out what's going on
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  behind closed doors. That's the case with my guy here, Mitchell Cooper.
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  Is this fella's name, just to describe him for you, man it six
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  foot six, weighs two hundred and fifty pounds, big boy. Yeah he
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  is. He has been known in his town to wear a kilt, which
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  I guess right away that maybe is like a curious thing. Yeah, that's
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  gonna make me go. Okay, he's either just a really fun guy,
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  maybe a goofy guy needs a little bit of attention. I don't know,
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  but or he's just a real Scottish guy that embraces his heritage. There's that
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  he's been arrested. Mitchell Cooper, this guy who lives a really nice home,
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  six hundred thousand dollars home he lives in with his wife. Okay,
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  Well, he got arrested after it was discovered he'd been walking around town going
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  to various antique shops taking antiques off of the shelf. Okay, this is
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  really weird. So he's stealing antiques. I mean, it's the next part
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  that's real weird because what he's doing with the antis insert I can't even say
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  it into his kilt, He's putting them inside of himself and then putting them
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  back on the shelf. Wait, what in his backside? Just for a
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  moment, right, just for a moment, he'll put an item in there?
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  Why and how did they bust him on this? What? It was
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  one single day rampage Mitchell Cooper went on, and so it was multiple stores.
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  Some of the items reported that were inside of him were a antique makeup
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  brush, a restoration hardware piece, an antique bottle opener, even a tobacco
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  tamed coboy. Now, some of the store owners reported finding matter on the
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  items, and that's how they knew that where they had been. So he's
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  been arrested a man, and now he got out only on one hundred dollars
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  bond. The kilt makes sense now, doesn't it. I don't think this
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  guy Scottish at all. I think he just wanted the easy access out.
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  Now your wife knows about this? Oh, I think she knew? Oh
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  you think she knew he's walking around public's stores doing this. What do you
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  think he's doing at home? No? Item on those shelves are safe.
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  Don't worry, honey, I'll set the table tonight. No, you won't
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  like it Amanda in the morning. I know, Amanda stills. The seat
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  looks see brought to by Park Company Real Tours. I love this. Blake
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  Lively took to Instagram yesterday. Now, remember she went to the Super Bowl
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  without her husband, had just a fun girl's weekend with Taylor Swift, and
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  she put up a bunch of pictures on Instagram yesterday with the caption last week,
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  I left my kids for the first time ever, and I wore pants
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  that were shoes. I took pictures upside down and had no clue. I
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  treated a friendship bracelet like a flat Stanley for my husband from my husband,
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  like I didn't realize it wasn't seven. What is a flat Stanley? Hmm,
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  give that a Google. I'm going to look it up. I borrowed
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  more jewelry than a skeleton in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, and I
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  went clubbing. Now I know what an episode of the Twilight Zone would look
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  like. I thought it was hilarious because that's so relatable to I mean kind
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  of to a mom, you know, what I mean. I'm not already
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  five hundred thousand dollars worth of jewelry from Tiffany and Company. But I've got
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  a girl's weekend this weekend. Haven't been away from my kids for probably two
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  and a half maybe three years. Oh boy, looking forward to it.
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  Yeah, and where we headed? Just a brainerd oh, look out brainard.
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  Yeah, I got a text for my girlfriend this morning. This is
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  how fun it's going to be. Would you guys like me to pick up
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  snacks? I'm getting a grocery order for my boys, so you know,
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  they're set up for the weekend. I'm thinking crackers, popcorn, chips.
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  I'm like, what has happened us? I know, just cute. There's
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  no and bottles of water for the room. I mean, just hilarious.
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  That's just mature partying. That trust me. A flat Stanley. I knew.
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  I remembered it was a book. Flat Stanley's a character. He's a
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  Stanley. He's a guy named Stanley, but he's a he's all flat,
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  So got it. Imagine trying to get through life that way, and justin
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  Timberlake can't catch a break. We're bringing up all of his past A former
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  playboy model Zoe Gregory claims she once hooked up with justin Timberlake. Okay,
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  fine, but it was well he was dating Cameron Diaz. She says,
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  I met him at the Playboy Mansion. She was the first one to make
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  a move. Initially he declined, he said, no, I'm dating Cameron
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  Diaz. But then she further enticed him with the good old fashion. Well
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  she's not here right now, is She took it hook line and sinker.
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  She does admit he didn't want to be a whimp, but they didn't have
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  relations Yeah. I mean, if you're in a series relationship, where would
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  you not just maybe just avoid the Playboy Mansion? Yeah you think? I
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  mean, did you really want to test yourself if you're up for a good
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  challenge. I'm a super and this is a great video. You gotta check
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  it out. Joe Jonas shared it on TikTok. He's hyping up runners during
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  their evening jog in New York City. He's just just standing there. It's
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  kind of an area where you would maybe take video. You can tell people
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  are like pictures of like the skyline in New York and he is there.
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  He's like going up to him's like a couple of them like shake his hand
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  or awkward. I know it's hilario. Just don't approach people on the street.
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  I don't care if you're Joe Jonas, which the best is like people
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  who are just like running by him like who is this weirdo? And of
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  course they're going to see this video now and be like wait what like that
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  was Joe Jonas? I don't know. I liked it. I thought,
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  what would you say if Joe Jonas was here right now? What would you
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  say to him? Why you gotta be a tool? Why didn't why'd you
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  leave Grand Forks in the Fargo Moorehead area? Hang in with the Jonas Brothers
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  concert. We know where you were, bro. Joe Burrow, Yes,
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  oh that'd be funny, would be kind of a funny one like hey,
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  oh yeah, Joe Brow sure he'd oh never heard that one. Good stuff,
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  lady, takee Amanda in the morning. Now here's what you need to
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  know. Well, he officially signed on the dotted line. He's the head
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  coach. Jim poulise X had a one point six million dollar contract with the
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  Bison and DSU. We're keeping him for a five year deal, which is
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  going to be great base salary three thirty. Happy to have him. And
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  this is awkward, but this is where I'd like to formally announce that he's
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  coach PAULA six is bringing me aboard the staff. Oh yeah, to be
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  head of sideline morale. Are you not bench warmer? Oh no, gatorade
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  boy, No, no sideline morale. I'm just going around slapping butts,
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  getting people in the game. Good game, Bud. Like if there's like
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  four intents and it would never happen with the NBACU buson, but if there
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  was like a Travis Kelce moment, if you know, one of the players
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  got hot at coach Paulasek, you'd be the one who's like, no,
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  no, no, back off, boy, Yeah, cool down, hey's
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  hey listen here, go talk to coach Taylor. He'll get you straight.
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  And the pay Himan of the compensation, I won't tell you exactly what it
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  is, but it is significant, okay important role. Is it more than
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  thirty five dollars a day? Yeah? Okay, well but because say yeah
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  it is. The average American is spending about thirty five dollars a day.
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  Oh yeah, I felt more than that. Just anything, what's just food
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  really, you know food. Yeah, that's like the only thing that you
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  should have to spend money on. There's gas, there's just don't drive other
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  other things. I mean and fargo though a take a gas goes a long
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  ways, like un once you're going to the Lakes area or you know,
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  you travel for work or something like. I guess I can only speak on
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  my own. Yeah, you're not running kids around town. I go from
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  home to work to home. It's really quite easy. And you have a
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  not a gas hog either. You've got to ultima. I mean, honestly,
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  how often do you have to fill that up? It's good on gas.
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  Yeah, it's that we call ourselves. A's for the e Ultima's for
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  the environment. It's a whole group. Your your vehicle is like military grade.
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  Okay, that's not my fault. You're driving a semi. You got
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  two kids? Are you planning to have eight more? It's not with the
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  dog. And then even when we go to the lake, it's still like
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  we have to squeeze sometimes you topload into a sedan. You can drive an
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  Ultimak not we'll test it one day. Will swap vehicles and you, your
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  husband, the kids and the dog, plenty of trunk space. Throw all
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  your stuff in there. Oh gosh, honestly, we should do this zip
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  for my own entertainment. It would be us to see what it'd be like.
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  Hilarious. All right. Even though the NFL films had microphones everywhere for
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  the game, we're told that the raw audio between Travis Kelce and Andy Reid
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  is buried for good. What does that mean? Like what? Somebody got
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  to it? And I know who I think is the Taylor Swift party.
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  Yeah, two guys in suits showed up at the NFL headquarters said give us
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  the tape. It's making it worse because whatever it was said, and I
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  already think we know. He basically was rash, like, hey, I
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  can't believe you didn't have me out there. I want to get back in.
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  And I think he said a couple of naughty words. Okay, it
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  could have been worse. You never know, they say some horrible things on
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  the football field. He could have said something that could have gotten canceled,
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  and Taylor Swift did not want that to happen. All right now, Yeah
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  that's all he said. He was screaming, all right now, all right
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  now, okay, Jason, Okay, say, I'm going to see tidy
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  I'll rotten. Now that's probably honestly what happened, and she wants to avoid
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  everyone thinking he's a big dumb dumb I'm so mad that you pointed this out,
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  that this is what he says. I mean, not that I wouldn't
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  have figure it out eventually, but now I just think of him as such
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  a defense. Well, I can't get past it. And if you missed
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  it, because we'll play a lot of clips from Travis Kelsey's podcast, and
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  I admittedly don't listen to the whole thing, but every clip all he says
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  Jason will say this like well thought out, funny, interesting thing and Travis
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  podcast and Travis goes, all right, now, Na, what is that
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  like in any situation? He's really big noises? Yeah, yeah, you're
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  thinking was a WWE wrestler or so I think he wants to be. I
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  think that's what he's going for. I don't know. All right, it's
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  to be great today. Hopefully you can get out and enjoy sunshine and a
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  high fifty. All right, all right, now, why Amanda in the
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  morning on Sage seven, This woman wants to know she's a horrible person.
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  Because she's thirty years old and her sister is in dire need of a kidney.
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  Okay, okay, So the family is pressuring her because she's her sister
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  and likely a match to donate the kidney. Here's where it gets complicated,
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  because kidneys have to be a match, correct, Yeah, yep, you
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  have to be on this very specific match. Well, this lady does not
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  care for her sister, she said. Growing up, they had a horrible
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  relationship. Her sister made her life a living hell, and while in recent
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  years she's tried to forgive her and move on, her sister's never really apologized
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  or taking responsibility for any of it. Well, the family mostly is pressuring
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  her, So she wants to know is it okay that she doesn't want to
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  give her sister who could die because kidney yep, could die, doesn't want
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  to give her the kidney anyway, sort of out of spite. I mean,
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  how bad do you want it? Is there anybody else out there that's
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  got a match? I mean odds are somebody? Right? Yeah? No,
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  but you still got to let bygones be bygones. I don't know,
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  could you live with it? I mean, worst case scenario, you say
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  no, and then she tries to find another one can't and then dies.
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  I mean no, I would feel awful, And I mean, okay,
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  you had a rough childhood. I mean, what was she really? I
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  know, were we teasing her? Yeah? I mean you want her dead
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  now? Yeah? Exactly, like she's the middle child. Like O,
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  I'm sorry. I don't think I was super nice to my younger sister growing
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  up, but I can't imagine looking me in the eyes now going sorry,
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  you're gonna die, bud. Yeah. I feel like there just comes a
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  point where, hey, if I can help you out, I'm going to.
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  Doesn't mean you have to be still best friends with each other. Well
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  no. Some people pointed out though that apparently if you have to. When
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  you test to see if you're a match, the doctor gives you a psychological
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  test to find out like if you're being coerced at all, and if you
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  are, they'll basically let you out the hook and say no, they can't
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  do it. Really, a lot of people were saying, well, hey,
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  why don't you want you to just go do that and say wow,
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  I tried, But that'd be even worse. So if they found out the
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  reason the reason, Oh, so you were physically you were a perfect match,
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  but it was mentally you just couln't quite bring yourself to do it like
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  a in the morning on Big Nutty eight points seven. I don't know if
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  you've seen this on TikTok going viral, This lady has created her own fifty
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  two part series on TikTok. What Yeah, So you might as well just
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  cancel your Netflix in Hulu because this reality show going on on TikTok the ultimate
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  reality because she is sharing the story in fifty two parts about how she married
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  a pathological liar. And she even had a nice, little cute name for
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  the series. Here's the lady now in her first video, You're here for
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  part of the new series that I'm calling Who the Did I Marry? And
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  I'm going to tell the story of how I met, dated, married,
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  and divorced a real pathological liar. And she says, this dude that she
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  married back in twenty twenty turned out to be just a complete liar, narcissist.
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  He was making claims that he was the VP of a condiment company.
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  I don't I gotta know which condiment did he go with? Because this brings
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  me back to Romeo Michell's high school re union where they, you know,
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  created the post it notes. Oh, they invented that. Yeah, they
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  invented the post it notes. Are I mean Mayo guy, Honey Mustard ranch?
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  I mean, my gut says Mustard Mustard, you know, like head
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  of a Jean. Who's some of the big players in the Mustard gray poupon
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  grey poopon wrenches. Yeah. But I mean, if I was going to
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  really impress a lady, I'd be like, I'm a part of the grey
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  Poupon family. Well, this guy then he even said that he was a
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  former arena football player. See some of these things that you are fact checkable,
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  Well you would think so. But here's the interesting part of man to
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  this guy. It turns out a lot of what he was saying was true
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  for his identical twin. Oh no, so this is how he was getting
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  away with a lot of Oh god, he truly had a twin that a
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  lot of this was the case for it. So did he use his twins'
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  name? No, he used his own name. But he had falsified some
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  legal documents. You lied about his Social Security number, created fake bake statements,
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  even went to the length of having one sided conversations with people who were
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  not actually on the phone with him in front of her. Oh Man,
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  At no point she heard that the old house phone made it real obvious when
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  nobody was on the other side of the phone. But cell phones, thankfully,
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  you can just not even have it on a call. This is a
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  way. I'm sorry, I'm really stuck on this. So the identical twin
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  is he a part of the Mustard family? Oh? His? His identical
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  twin Todd Hines? No, actually, no relation. Oh gosh, Okay,
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  So she is clearly going to go viral for this, well, she
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  already has. It's fifty two parts. People are loving it, people are
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  eating it up. I mean, it's just really raw. It's just her
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  in her bathroom standing in front of the camera talking. I mean, think
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  though, is she now making stuff up because she's going viral? It doesn't
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  appear too she said right away, she said, I'm gonna be totally honest,
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  even if it makes me look bad. I just want to get this
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  all out there and to warn people because you hear these stories a lot like
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  the Tinder swindler. Yes, people you might even know personally, maybe not
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  on this level, but still there's times where you're like, girl, come
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  on, like, how do we fall for this? But it happens to
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  the best of them. Hang on, guilty like it a minute in the
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  morning, Come on, get up on Big seven. Area fifty one.
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  We've talked in great length about this mysterious area. Yet the last thing I
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  really remember was when people were trying to storm Area fifty one. At one
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  point. That was a viral Facebook event called they Can't Stop all of Us,
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  and it was just true. I wonder how many people actually showed up
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  for the event. I've seen the videos. It was underwhelming because there was
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  like, you know, a million people who are svp'ed on Facebook and listen.
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  As a guy in a band, I understand that some people might say
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  interested or even going on a Facebook event, but are they going to actually
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  show up? Probably not said does that hurt you when you look up to
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  the crowd it said, three hundred and fifty four people are showing up to
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  your event, and you see fifty four people. Yeah, man, it
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  does hurt I get it. But nonetheless Area fifty one. The CIA,
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  the Central Intelligence Agency, one of the groovious agencies in the world, has
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  come out finally said what Area fifty one is what's going on there? It's
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  not aliens or is it? Because they say that this whole time it was
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  an air Force testing area. It's where they test airplanes. Going back to
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  the fifties during the Cold War, they had these spy planes they were testing
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  out. So there's no aliens at Area fifty one whatsoever? Well, now
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  you got to ask yourself some of these tough questions. If you just want
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  to believe everything the government tells you. Oh, and I'm kind of a
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  sucker for the government. Sure, sure, If that's the case, then
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  you would go, oh really, Oh, geez, darn, I thought
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  there was aliens in there. Okay, moving on, got it. Now.
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  If you're like me, and you have a keen mind and you're curious
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  like a cat, you might say, wow, this sounds like what they
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  would tell you if they wanted you to think, right, we weren't aliens
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  there? God? Yeah, am I doubting their test and some Air Force
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  aircraft there? Probably not. I'm sure they are, but that seems like
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  the perfect bruise to be housing a couple of little green guys. Green.
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  See, I always think I always go et style. I don't care what
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  anybody says, just like a kind of like a jellyfish looking et is what
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  I envision in like a like a rocket ship looking thing full of water and
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  they're floating in there. Wait, is this not an independence day? Is
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  that why I'm getting this in a visual film? I think? I think
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  the visual I'm getting this from Independence Dance, not from my keen mind.
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  But there was that one alleged like crash where they that's what they think happened.
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  There was a crash, a UFO crash, and then they captured the
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  alien and they're holding them hostage in this area fifty one just an er testing
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  facility though, Yeah, nothing to see here