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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show November 27th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It is due to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 1: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: A good morning, everybody, Happy Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 1: Well all babe, the best? All right? So uh it
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  Speaker 1: is Thursday.
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  Speaker 4: It's November the twenty seventh, twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: We are The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Mording. That's great, gory.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, we got Menace, Gina grad Sea Mass Sammy, there's Morgan.
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  Speaker 4: She is our associate producer, von our video producer, Dumbass
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  Speaker 4: Tyler Bort Mengji. Thank you for being here and giving
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  Speaker 4: us some of your valuable time this morning. Plenty of
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  Speaker 4: ways to be a part of things. Eight seven seven
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  Speaker 4: forty four.
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  Speaker 1: Woodie.
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  Speaker 4: It's the phone number. You can set us a text
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  Speaker 4: there at The Woody Show and of course on email.
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  Speaker 4: Email at the woodieshow dot com. Coming up for you today,
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  Speaker 4: Gina's grad school. It's a Thanksgiving theme because you know,
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  Speaker 4: on a con of today being Thanksgiving, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: There's a no hands challenge Thanksgiving addition, Yes, are you
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  Speaker 4: picking up on a theme also, and you know a
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  Speaker 4: lot of family get togethers. We talked recently about why
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  Speaker 4: they beef in different family members, and you know, hey,
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  Speaker 4: why are some listeners beefing with us? What's their problem?
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  Speaker 4: The thing is, your family's your family and in this case,
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  Speaker 4: in this do the situation, listeners are listeners and we're
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  Speaker 4: just a radio show. So sa of you, we're meeting
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  Speaker 4: at the crossroads today, Round of wood you show a
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  Speaker 4: golden bachelorette as well. That's hot and sexy. It is
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  Speaker 4: speaking of people, you know, getting together, friends, family and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Greg Gory had just kind of casually mentioned about how
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  Speaker 4: his parents were friends with the band Rush.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe I never told you this story.
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  Speaker 5: I like in passing, but we never really kind of
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  Speaker 5: heard this st We've never done a deep dive on it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So essentially, you know, when you well, you guys didn't
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  Speaker 3: well you didn't go to college, Woody. But now when
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  Speaker 3: you're in your early twenties in your college, either in
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  Speaker 3: college or right out of college, you kind of have
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  Speaker 3: like couple's friends, you know, so you have your best
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  Speaker 3: couples friends. And my parents had these best couple friends.
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  Speaker 3: Alex was the husband, uh And then I'm sorry, no,
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  Speaker 3: Nick was the husband Nick and they called him Nicky
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  Speaker 3: and they're a Russian, so they're all, it's this foursome
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  Speaker 3: and well, yeah, So then they would hang out with
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  Speaker 3: Nick and his soon to be wife at their place,
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  Speaker 3: and then they would go hang out at my parents' place, this,
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  Speaker 3: that and the other. But every time they went to uh,
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  Speaker 3: Nick and Sasha's house, Sasha was the wife. The little
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  Speaker 3: brother Alex was there with his long hair. He'd be
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  Speaker 3: hanging out in the basement. My dad would have said, oh,
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  Speaker 3: he was kind of a delinquent type. So his name
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  Speaker 3: is Alex turns out to be Alex Leifs and his
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  Speaker 3: real last name is not Life's and it's some incredibly long,
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  Speaker 3: difficult to pronounce Russian name, so I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Not letters that aren't letters exactly.
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  Speaker 3: So for years they would all hang out and then
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  Speaker 3: Alex would come into the room and he'd hang out
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  Speaker 3: and stuff, and they were doing this, that and the other,
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  Speaker 3: and then sometimes you know, his friend.
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  Speaker 1: Getdy would be there.
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  Speaker 3: And anyway, fast forward to let's say twenty five years later.
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  Speaker 3: His family has since moved to Canada. My family has
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  Speaker 3: since moved to northern California. I'm about fifteen at this point,
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  Speaker 3: and Nick comes to visit my parents. They haven't seen
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  Speaker 3: each other in years. And then my dad out of
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  Speaker 3: the blue, said, hey, Nick, by the way, how Sasha's
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  Speaker 3: little brother Alex doing, And he said, you know what,
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  Speaker 3: he's actually doing quite well, which surprised my parents because
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  Speaker 3: he was always just kind of, yeah, the long haired hippie,
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  Speaker 3: delinquent guy hanging out in the basement. And he said, oh,
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  Speaker 3: what's he up to. He said, He's in a band.
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  Speaker 3: It's called Rush, and my brother Rush for him is
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  Speaker 3: depeche Mode for me. My brother almost fainted, almost started crying.
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  Speaker 3: Your brother in law's Alex Lifson. Oh my god. So
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  Speaker 3: then about a week later, we get these packages in
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  Speaker 3: the mail from Alex with at the top cassette tapes
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  Speaker 3: all the Rush tapes with tickets to their show that
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  Speaker 3: was upcoming, wrapped around with rubber band and this written,
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  Speaker 3: Hey Greg and Mike, it's Alex and hope you come
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  Speaker 3: see us. Say hi to your parents for me. I
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  Speaker 3: remember them from when I was a kid, and this
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  Speaker 3: and the and then we went to the show. And
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  Speaker 3: so that, unbeknownst to them at the time, They weren't
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  Speaker 3: Rush when they were friends, but Geddy and Alex were
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  Speaker 3: always there hanging out being quote delinquents together.
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  Speaker 5: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: They were friends with their older brothers with roughly Alex's
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  Speaker 3: sister sister, right, and then Nick was the brother in
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  Speaker 3: law to Alex life then.
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  Speaker 1: And wow, there are a lot of Rush super fans.
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  Speaker 1: So your brother, your brother, right.
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  Speaker 3: My brother is a massive Rush mega ultra fan.
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  Speaker 1: You want to talk about a sausage party, holy c.
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  Speaker 5: Concert?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I been, that was and that was my first
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  Speaker 3: concert Rush.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So did you have backstage passes and stuff?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 3: Really, nothing like that.
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  Speaker 1: Did they sign the cassette tapes? Yes?
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  Speaker 6: Oh nice?
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  Speaker 1: Wow was pretty.
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  Speaker 3: That's cool.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool. It was cool, But.
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  Speaker 3: So I mean it was it's how they had a
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  Speaker 3: Rush connection. They didn't know them as the band. They
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  Speaker 3: knew him as as a kid or as a as
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  Speaker 3: the brother of one of their best friends. So well,
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  Speaker 3: but yeah, and I don't even know how to pronounce
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  Speaker 3: his last name, to be honest.
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  Speaker 7: Well, my mom was friends with the wife of the
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  Speaker 7: guy that made the song the Year of the Cat.
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  Speaker 3: I remember that song.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know some favorite song, A Year of the Cat.
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  Speaker 1: Bet it's not in our system.
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  Speaker 4: I know it's not the system. I'm going right to
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  Speaker 4: the internet.
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  Speaker 5: Al Stewart, you're of the cat.
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  Speaker 1: Look at some picture that pops up and you see him.
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  Speaker 1: He looks he looks like Towns And how did your
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  Speaker 1: mom know this guy? Like, my mom's friends with.
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  Speaker 3: His wife, the wife of the guy. Who does he
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  Speaker 3: looks like?
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  Speaker 1: Who played? I mean, I don't want to overshadow you
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  Speaker 1: rush story. This guy played acoustic guitar on a rug
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  Speaker 1: with incense. Oh, he's on Rhino Rawall was on Rhino Records.
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  Speaker 1: The Year of the Cat came out in seventy six.
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  Speaker 4: No, ie, he's still alive, yeah, says yeah, Mal Stewart.
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  Speaker 4: Year of the Cat seventy eight years old. Oh, why
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  Speaker 4: it's all.
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  Speaker 1: Again one ear, weird one air thing.
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  Speaker 7: They used to do that back in the day because
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  Speaker 7: it cann't have multi track mixing, I know, but at
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  Speaker 7: least it was monoed down right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you also played on YouTube mix which could be
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  Speaker 1: is it from their official channel? I mean nice intro.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, I think I've heard this in movies.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you ca cat, Yeah, tween seventy six.
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  Speaker 3: The Sun, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That you know who likes the.
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  Speaker 1: Song you might know the hook, Sammy, I do like
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  Speaker 1: the song, you don't know it.
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  Speaker 8: I like old songs.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know it, but just yeah, I would almost
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  Speaker 1: young rock, not quite like the almost right. He'll like
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  Speaker 1: thirteen million bucks. No, yeah, he is from that.
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  Speaker 5: Here the cat dog, here the cat cat Dog. If
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  Speaker 5: you have if you have a hit from the old
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  Speaker 5: timy days, you get the money. Yeah nowadays?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you remember that song, solid Solid I remember
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  Speaker 3: seeing that. I think they were a husband and wife
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  Speaker 3: and they were living in a car with no money.
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  Speaker 3: That song went to number one Boom Mansion.
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  Speaker 4: Ball and back in those days and Simpson, Yeah, they
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  Speaker 4: were living in their car.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, because back then, like record labels didn't really take
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  Speaker 7: money from your live performances.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they didn't care about that.
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  Speaker 9: Oh yeah yeah, hell yeah, dude, solid way Yeah, got
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  Speaker 9: all the songs like that.
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  Speaker 4: That cat song was like over six minutes, LONGEZ, this
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  Speaker 4: one's over five minutes long.
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  Speaker 5: No one makes songs that long anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody got time for that.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, TikTok. Yeah, I gotta get to the hook chorus.
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  Speaker 10: Jesus five minutes later, Here we.
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  Speaker 2: Go, Here we go.
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  Speaker 3: There's Mother Reppers beside.
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  Speaker 1: Solid Memory Lane. There you might want to talk to
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  Speaker 1: MENACE's mom's girlfriend's wife or whatever the hell. Because Alice
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  Speaker 1: Stewart many years later wrote an entire album called down
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  Speaker 1: in the Cellar Concept Album, and the concept was why why.
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  Speaker 3: Just the term concept album gonna It reminds me of
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  Speaker 3: like Grateful Dead b sides.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, Gina got pulled over on the way to work
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  Speaker 1: this morning. Oh welcome.
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  Speaker 3: All the time an interaction.
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  Speaker 4: Now, let's take best because I did not hear how
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  Speaker 4: this ended up, whether she got the ticket or not.
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  Speaker 6: Do you know, Sammy, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You don't Okay, you kind of shot her a look
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  Speaker 1: as if you already store. All I know is.
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  Speaker 4: That she got pulled over and there was some kind
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  Speaker 4: of interaction. The question is, did Gina grad get herself
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  Speaker 4: out of the ticket?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 11: Or no?
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  Speaker 1: Greg? Well, hold on, what was it for?
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  Speaker 3: Can we We're not going to get any details.
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  Speaker 4: Don't say traffic stop, but that could be. That could
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  Speaker 4: be like a big difference between certain types of traffics.
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  Speaker 4: Thats okay, fine speeding, no speeding.
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  Speaker 1: Running a red light?
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  Speaker 12: What was it?
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  Speaker 1: Not? Stopping the light? A dusting of running a red light?
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Okay, all right, So did you get out of it?
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  Speaker 7: Was outside that like our building? Yes, it was okay,
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  Speaker 7: because they pulled people out over all the time here.
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  Speaker 7: I think one of our coworkers, I think he's counted.
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  Speaker 7: He's been pulled over thirteen times.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, I'm going to say she did not get
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  Speaker 3: out of the ticket.
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  Speaker 1: She did get the ticket, okay forcot the ticket? Yeah, menace.
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  Speaker 1: I think she got out of it. Got out of it, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: got out of it, got out of it. Yeah, light ticket.
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  Speaker 1: She's a woman, warning warning, first time they've dealt with
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  Speaker 1: her on the way to work, so very early in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. As hell, thank you so much. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is like three thirty ish.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I would say, I would say that you did
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  Speaker 4: get out of the tickets and scream at the cops,
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  Speaker 4: like although the local cops are very hardcore militant building
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  Speaker 4: they are. I mean, I don't think i'd get out
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  Speaker 4: of the ticket really if I deal with them. But
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  Speaker 4: I'm guessing that you probably did.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, do you want me to just kind of.
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  Speaker 3: The story and then at the end you can give
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  Speaker 3: us the big reveal.
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  Speaker 13: I will so coming into work not a soul for
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  Speaker 13: in any direction. I mean, I can see the full horizon.
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  Speaker 13: There's nothing there. I'm alone, and uh, I've had some
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  Speaker 13: weird interactions, like in the middle of the night at
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  Speaker 13: like an intersection where like people come like knocking on
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  Speaker 13: your window and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not down with that, so I didn't. I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to avoid it just in case you pulled a
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  Speaker 1: Tyreek hill. Well it was yellow ish.
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  Speaker 13: And I can and I drove through down to the
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  Speaker 13: into the you know, the downy thing, the down people
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  Speaker 13: call that a driveway.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, to where you pull into the garage the underground.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the dippy, downy thing. This was literally pulling in
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  Speaker 3: two words, just the way would have went off lights.
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  Speaker 3: I would have just gone into the garage here.
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  Speaker 13: There were lights behind me, like you know, headlights. I
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  Speaker 13: was like, oh, somebody's coming in with me. But they
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  Speaker 13: pulled up next to me and this young looking dude
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  Speaker 13: with a chisel joke rolls down his window and just
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  Speaker 13: stares at me, and I look at him and we
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  Speaker 13: don't say anything to each other, just staring at me,
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  Speaker 13: and he lights me up with so many F bombs.
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  Speaker 13: I've never seen a cop do this to anybody.
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  Speaker 1: So first words are F bomb.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, what the F?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, excuse me. He's like, whoa wait,
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  Speaker 1: wait you do you don't speak English? Your dad? And
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  Speaker 1: I'm just because he's like.
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  Speaker 13: I'm the herd he and I'm you know, at like
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  Speaker 13: look what I'm wearing. I look like a mom, Like
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  Speaker 13: I'm not like trying to be clearly not trying every hot.
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  Speaker 3: So I was like, sir.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, oh, no, sir, me, Now, what the F?
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  Speaker 1: What the He's like, what? He goes? You I have
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  Speaker 1: on cam. I have on my f and camera what
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  Speaker 1: you did and you did it twice? Like what I
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  Speaker 1: did it? I go, sir, I most certainly did not.
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  Speaker 1: Oh now you're gonna f and lie to me.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, sir, did you have to established
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  Speaker 4: what the infraction was this point?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing? Nothing has been especial light twice. That's what I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to know.
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  Speaker 13: So he goes, nothing makes me more f and mad
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  Speaker 13: than when I see something it's on my fin camera.
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  Speaker 13: And then somebody's like, I'm like, yo, sir, like i'd
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  Speaker 13: him down. He'sa just clenched, he's like piercing his he's
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  Speaker 13: like a young kind of good looking, like young buck
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  Speaker 13: alone and uh.
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  Speaker 1: And he was just like super mad at me. And
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  Speaker 1: I kept going, sir, because I didn't want to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: put me in. What I was gonna say was like, I.
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  Speaker 13: Don't think there's any need for that. And I was like,
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  Speaker 13: you know, you know, just shut up, okay, and I go,
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  Speaker 13: you know what, You're absolutely right. I am driving alone
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  Speaker 13: in the middle of the night. I do not like
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  Speaker 13: stopping when it's just me. I want anyone coming up
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  Speaker 13: to my car. I don't want to be bothered. I
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  Speaker 13: just want to get into the building.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I get it, old, I'm a woman. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, god, he was accurate on that.
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  Speaker 13: I don't like stopping, but in general, sure, but I said,
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  Speaker 13: it's the middle of the night. I don't want to
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  Speaker 13: be set, you know, I don't want to be sitting
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  Speaker 13: at a red light, like I don't. I don't think
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  Speaker 13: that's safe.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, okay, now, did you come to a complete
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  Speaker 4: stop and then then went through Like did you treat
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  Speaker 4: it like a stop sign?
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  Speaker 1: Unclear?
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  Speaker 13: But he's yelling at me and I'm just like yeah,
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  Speaker 13: and I finally put my little praying hands like yeah, no,
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  Speaker 13: you're right, You're right. Like I'm just like kind of
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  Speaker 13: giving him the signal like please, it helped me.
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  Speaker 4: If you could have rolled on and showed your belly,
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  Speaker 4: he probably would have done that right a hundred.
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  Speaker 13: So he finally goes, you know what, and then he goes,
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  Speaker 13: there's a lot of homeless people around here.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, that's kind of my point.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, if we hit one so well here.
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  Speaker 1: It's worth it to you to be arrested for manslaughter. Wow, cocaine,
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  Speaker 1: it does.
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  Speaker 4: It does sound more like one of our local officers.
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  Speaker 11: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that because they are pretty very hard
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  Speaker 1: and I've never interaction like this, and there are not
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  Speaker 1: a lot of homeless people right outside our building.
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  Speaker 3: There's that one.
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  Speaker 5: That's there's one on a bench at the bus stop,
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  Speaker 5: and you.
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  Speaker 1: Hated if he got roll over, that would be very sad.
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  Speaker 13: So the big finale, the big grand reveal, he goes,
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  Speaker 13: I'm gonna let you off, but you consider this in
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  Speaker 13: f and warning.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, thank you, sir, two year old go crazy.
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  Speaker 13: It was I didn't get out of it, and he
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  Speaker 13: was just he was still monologuing and decided to let me.
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  Speaker 5: It was bizarre.
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  Speaker 1: Is that normal around here?
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  Speaker 4: I mean they are intense. Mean the the fact that
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  Speaker 4: he was so hot out of the gate.
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  Speaker 1: F forwards.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Let's let's say that you he pulled up, he's looking
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: at you, you roll the window down, and you immediately
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: take on the demeanor of a Greg Gory in that situation. Oh,
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: then then you probably would have gone to prison.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Bambies. I was like, bink, bink, anything anything wrong? Think
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I wasn't trying to mess with this dude
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: came out hot at me.
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: It was crazy.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: I mean whatever, I didn't get a ticket, but it
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: was weird. And you have to show cans or anything. Huh.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I look at me today, I don't know what. I'm
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: just like a substitute art teacher.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Greg, what was the question that we had. We
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: were just kind of talking about it off the air,
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: like what if you can negotiate? Oh yeah, I figure
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: how you put it.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: If every time you get pulled over, the cop can
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: just tell you, like, what what are you willing to
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: do to get out of this ticket?
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: I'm down.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't have to be sexual. Favorite could be.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: It could be sexually. It could be something like, oh.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: You know what, I'll buy your luck.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Show Well, even though he.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Was white hot, pissed, the police officer that pulled over
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Gina Grad on our way into work let her off, Yeah,
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: with a warning.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: You know, she basically ran a red light.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: On purpose because I don't feel like stopping.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: It was the middle of the night alone.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Will I will tell you I I treat the red
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: lights at that time of day like stop signs ninety
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: percent of the time, not all the time. If there's
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: enough people out, I will just sit there and wait.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: But it's one of those things where nobody's around. Yeah,
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: I look, look, look again, and then go You're safe.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there is something to what you're saying, though, Even
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: at that hour of the day when we go to work.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: If I'm at a red light in a two lane
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: area and I'm sitting next to another car at a
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: red light, it makes me very younger.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: But yeah, here's the thing, though, you still can't get
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: mad that he got pulled over. Though if you got no,
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: still broke the law.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: I was literally never a part of my story is
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: up and up and down.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, here's the other thing.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Clearly, she doesn't listen because I've told there are two
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: different entrances to the garage of our building. Yeah, okay,
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: she doesn't like to stop at red lights. Great, I
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: told her, like, you know what you should do because
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: I noticed that she was parking on the opposite side
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: entrance coming into the main entrance. Exactly, there's too many
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: lights and you'll, especially at the time, you will end
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: up sitting there a number of times. So there's a
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: couple different ways to get around that. But if you
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: go the other way, it's all rights.
• 20:09
  Speaker 11: It is.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: So it's it's you can make rights on red oh
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: the best.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's what you need to do, your right,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: that's what you mean.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: Can we go back to the premise of why she
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: doesn't stop at red lights after dark? Apparently is that
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: you think dark? So Jeanus, there could be a random
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: man out.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: There, not a bear.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I chose the man. You all know that over you
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: do you not understand that? You Let's say someone does
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: walk up to you and starts knocking on your window. You,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: at that point can then drive away. You're in a
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: large vehicle.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: Your feet stop working.
• 20:40
  Speaker 13: I don't know, man, there's some I don't know what
• 20:43
  Speaker 13: nice neighborhoods you live in, but I've lived in a
• 20:45
  Speaker 13: lot of places where they will pull on that door.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I've had stuff thrown at my windshield. Look, I've had
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: my windshield broken in by a crazy homeless person. Yeah,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I said, apparently you loved it so much you welcome it.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: But at the same point, I understand that I'm in
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: a vehicle that can kill that if they try that.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: That's also true.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: The CBS Evening News they did a story about this
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: person in Alabama. Now, if you've heard the story, nobody
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: say anything, because I'm going to make this little game
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: for you. So this person Alabama was speeding, got pulled over,
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: and when the state trooper found out that the driver
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: was struggling financially and couldn't afford a ticket. He spent
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: fifteen minutes talking to them about different career paths they
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: could take. They decided that nursing might be a good fit,
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: and so he let them off with a warning and
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: wrote on the on the little thing promised me, you
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: will go to nursing school and slow down and I
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: won't give you a ticket. Now, my question here was
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: the driver a man or a woman?
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Nobody? Rush?
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Was the driver the officer carry the two?
• 21:47
  Speaker 11: I was.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: To be fair, I thought the question was was the
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: driver reel or a figment of imagination?
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna say a man.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say a six foot six yeah, Burley, Yeah,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: like more manson than the cops. Yeah.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to say a bodybuilder.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, Now the officer is a man, right, drivers a bodybuilder?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Mail, yeah, they say very.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Big and Burley, I'm a male cage fighter, male cage fighter,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Sammy Yeah.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Well it's a twenty year old Abbey Rutledge. Oh it's
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: a woman. This is back in August of twenty twenty two.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: She followed through. She graduated last month and she says
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: that she loves her new jobs and nurse and she's
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: now working as a surgical technician at a University of
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Alabama Hospital in Birmingham, and she invited, I have a
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: picture right here.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, she's in Alabama six and a half. Oh, in
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Alabama six. Really, we're just nice guys. Well, the thing
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: is the cops in Alabama. Three. Yeah. And remember this
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: was a couple of years ago. Okay, it was different.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: This is her now, yeah, this is her now.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Bump up seven?
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: What did you say.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Me get closer?
• 23:08
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your eyes? Yeah, she's like a five.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Well, she invited the state trooper to her graduation because
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: she wanted him to know what a huge impact he
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: made on her life.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Here's a clip from the CBS Evening News. I think
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: it was the right person, right Tom, in the right words.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: And I told her, I said, well, how about we
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: talk about it? Then?
• 23:32
  Speaker 14: As soon as he left, and as soon as I
• 23:34
  Speaker 14: got to where I was going, I started pushing myself
• 23:36
  Speaker 14: toward that career.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: And now I'm here.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: She made my entire career worth she made my entire career.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I'll creep into that sound.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Then how about we talk about it then?
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, mcconnor, did she loaden? I know you can't afford it. Financially.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: But how about we talk about it.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Then, let's talk about it.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Let's see what pops up in noise.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: This guy has that neck classic like toe look where
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: it's bald, head, scrunched in face.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks like it's a butterbean. It was the yeah,
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: what's the brother in law's name? And breaking bad. The
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: guy works as a cop trader, doesn't he kind of
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: he kind of has that Hanks trader look.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I do love that. By the way, Hank made a
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: guest appearance in the Tom Cruise film The Firm. I
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: was watching the other Oh, yes, we talk about it
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: then Tom Cruise I Want to Kill You was a
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: good he was one of the he was like one
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: of the bad guys. There's the main bad guy, who
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I think is Rutger Howerd and then the Hanks trader
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: is like this, his little assistant guy was trying to
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: film from the nineties. I believe I popped up on
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: my para, popped up Greg on my parents, my new acquisition.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: How about way talk about it then?
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: Now would this ever work with a dude? Do you
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: think some guys sitting there going him? Man is real tight?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Right now?
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: I'm in bad financial shape. Dude, he's gonna be like,
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: sign here.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how about way talk about it.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Then let's talk about some career option.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: That's what happened in the history of.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I could watch a ticket. You can come back to
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: the backs. I want you to a nursing school, Sam.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: He's gonna call you a five in two years.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, an Alabama five. I love me a five. Our
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: More Woody Show is coming up.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: More Woody Show is that.
• 25:23
  Speaker 12: I can handle twelve men and once it's appropriate, even
• 25:27
  Speaker 12: if I'm small, I can handle a.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Threesome tense ten.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: That's how you play the dirty minds game.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: We know who you are show, all.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Right, you guys.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: You can't please people all the time. It's impossible. It's
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: got to be the definite definition of insanity or you're pandering.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: I'm not interested in either one. And so every once
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: in a while, it's good, like a good spring cleaning,
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: or just cleaning things up, like getting rid of all
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: that crap out of your car. It doesn't it feel
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: better once you get all the garbage out. And that's
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: what we do when we have the WOODI Show Crossroads. Everybody, Yes,
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: time to cut some dead weight from the listener pool.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: All right, So these are people that have hit us
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: up in one way, shape or form, either on The
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Woody Show, email, email at the woodieshow dot com could
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: be on one of our social media platforms.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: A lot of times it's when people go to the
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: station website.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: It says contact us and you can send an email
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: to the station, which they think is being sent to management,
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: which it is.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it also goes to the people who are
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: on the air. We get a good talking to different management.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah everything.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, oh wait, they really never hit Okay, yeah,
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: I don't even think they're paying attention to their own stations.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Half the time, there's like one person that's running four stations.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: Like you know, it used to be where there was
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: one program miratter for each station. They would listen to everything, right,
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: and now it's like a one person for five stations.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Should be fine, that's all right. So on those it's
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: always one of those of you who do request a reply, right,
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: and so they think that they're narking us out.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: But here we go.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: This is one from the station feedback. It's from Faith
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: subject to wood He Show supervisor. They do not reply,
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: request a reply and said I would like you to
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: know that you have a major problem with your morning show,
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: and that problem is Sea Bass.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: I like the show as a whole, but the rest
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: of the cast. The rest of the cast is great.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: I'm loving the addition of Gina Grebb, but Sea Bass
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: is such a turn off that it's making it difficult,
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: if not impossible, to listen. He is the worst person
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: I think I've ever quote met. I could support this
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: opinion with about a million different examples and why Sea
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Bass is the worst, but I'll start with one. During
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: a recent conversation, Sea Bass, a misogynistic ahole called out
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: thinking the jury called out Sidney Sweeney for not having
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: a perfect body. Apparently there was a photo of Sidney's
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: ass that was not up to par for Sea Bass,
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: and he felt the need to tell the whole world.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: She felt the need to show it first.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Not only is she one of the most gorgeous girls
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: in the world, but it's even crazier when you see
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: what Sea Bass looks like while he's making these comments.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: He says, he only sleeps with eights and above. But
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: here's no way this man, who looks like an elderly
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: lesbian pe teacher with massive eyebags and man boobs gets
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: anything better than the three or whatever.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: He pays for.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: I don't say I only sleep with eights and a bus.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: I'd say I prefer to and I would only really date.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: He's nothing more than a misogynistic creep who thinks that
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: women and their bodies just exist for him. But keep
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: lying to yourself, Sea Bass. Keep thinking that you're hot
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: and cool enough to even breathe the same air as
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: someone like Sydney Sweeney. Yeah, and take comfort in knowing
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: that all the other women who hear you on the
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: air hate your gut. By the way, I'm at least
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: an eight, by the way, and I wouldn't sleep with
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: you if you were the last man on earth.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Remember the last girl that says she was an eight?
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: That is, that's from faith.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: If you've lost faith for us, thanks a lost Sea Bass,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: damn it. I like, yeah, she's a good right next
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: the rest of us.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Don't go.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna.
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not gonna like hate for sea baths. But
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: if you're gonna make statements like that, you've got to
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: follow it up.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: It's gotta have evidence there, Kate.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: If you're gonna if you're gonna claim you're an eight
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: in the bus. I'm the King of France, I'm the
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: King of Friends. That's all right, it's a Woody show Crossroads.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: Another one sent to the station feedback. It's from a
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Dana subject attention station manager. Reply requested, absolutely you got
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: job two on the air manager. I was listening to
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: your morning Woody show when I heard something that I
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: don't think should have been mentioned on the air. Woody
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: the host said that one of the women on the
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: show had a vagina that's too wide for a catheter.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: When I first heard his comment, I gasped. I thought,
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: surely he didn't just say what I thought he said that.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: I thought, did he mean to say that off the
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: air and it accidentally made it on air? I was
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: quite confused, But then I realized that he did mean
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: to say that on the air, because after that comment,
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Woody and the rest of the co host doubled down
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: and just kept joking about how a catheter would disappear
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: in her quote, huge vagina. What is extra sad to
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: me is that the woman who was being talked about
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: was laughing along with the others, so it just wasn't
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: the men in the room, but the other women on
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: the show as well a sense of humor. The wine
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: vagina jokes were so irritating to me that I ended
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: up switching the radio station.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Later that night.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: I had a realization, and I suggest that you advise
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: your host to google hip hop violation in the workplace.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Well, you're not a doctor, right, It.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Is illegal for them or anyone to share your personal
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: health information, especially on the air, for the whole world
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: to hear.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I know whose vagina's where you tell everyone
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: how wideer vagina? Yeah, he's got the measurement. Yes, I
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: had that information.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, Anyway, I can't speak for everyone, but I'm guessing
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: I'm not the only person who has stopped listening and
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: is looking for a program that is more welcoming to women.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: That is from Dana lost data, right, Yeah, Dana damnites
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: between you see that and now me with Dana he terrible. Yeah,
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Danta and her wife Vagina is yeah wide vagina really
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: hit home with the Dana.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm glad.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I guess that we had super hot, supermodel listeners so
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: for at least a little while.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: Mess Yeah yeah Moore, those are usually the ones that
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: complain the most.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: Would to show Crossroads. This is one another one sent
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: to station feedback some of people trying to nark us ount.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: This is from Brook subject issue with the Woody Show.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Reply requested, Yes, the Woodie Show is the reason for
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: my email today. I'm writing in to let your station
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: directors know before it's too late and you lose all
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: of your listeners. I'm a licensed therapist. There you go,
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: and I've been successful in my field for over fifteen years.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: I take comfort in knowing that every day I get
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: to help people make choices that help them become better
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: versions of themselves, something the Woody Show cannot claim that
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: it does. It's true if we're being honest, I never
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: really enjoyed the show. There have been quote moments, but
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: for the most part, it just seems to be a
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: bunch of airheaded boys and girls viewing their opinions on
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: things well, you know, hence a show where we disgusting.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: For a specific example, I offer up a recent show
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: where one of the cast members Sebastian, what's complaining about
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: how therapy is quote ruining the world?
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Madison?
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Then another one of the air heads.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Menace is that his real name totally chimed in and
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: referred to therapy as quote the pacification of the world.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: It does contribute to, I said, America by the sounds
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: of it.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: As a professional therapist, I can tell you confidently that
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: neither of these idiots has ever gone to therapy. And
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: by the ignorance and their rantings, it's clear you should
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: pay me that they need to.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Come to me for the rest of your life. Yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Not only were they making fun of therapists and people
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: who use them, but they also berated the other people
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: in the room when they said that they had been therapy.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: They sure did. It made me so mad that tears
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: filled my eyes. That they have emotionally unstable. What this is?
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: How this happened? They in touch with their feelings.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: These men are the exact reason why we have things
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: like mass shootings and crimes against the lgbt Q plus community.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: We're gonna throw everything in the kitchen sink.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: And here is her point. The rise of hate crime
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: coincided and mass shootings especially coincided exactly with the rise
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: of therapy. Were interesting. Look that up on Time magazine.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: There's the saying around the therapy industry that only hurt people,
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: hurt people. And I can promise you that Sebastian and
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Menace are hurt men who are hurting your ratings.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: What we're trying to help people not be go to therapy.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: We're saving you money and the stress.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: I will never listen to your morning show again. And
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: I'm sure there are other therapists out there who feel
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: the same. Get these men to go to therapy or
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: get them off your show.
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: Basic response every every single time therapy comes up, you
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: just need to go to therapy.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: That's from Broke.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: I mean you don't get it.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I mean they probably they probably have a point somewhere
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we lost brook. Don't worry everybody.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: You got plenty of people to scam.
• 34:51
  Speaker 11: You know.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: It's almost like every time you criticize a cult, they say, well,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: the reason you don't know that you don't you criticize
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: this is because you are in the cult. Tell weird
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Strange all right here, I'll give you one more.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: And we also said that it's not everybody that doesn't
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: need there the vast.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Majority what he showed Crossroads.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: This one sent to our email the show email email
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: at the Whatdieshow dot Com from Brian who spells it
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: with the why.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Of subject lost Another listener don if.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: You care, He says, I'm going to make this quick
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: because I don't believe in wasting my time on lost causes,
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: and your show has become the definition of a lost cause.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: I've listened to the show on and off for the
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: past couple of years, and I've decided that I've wasted
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: enough of my time listening to this crap.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Your show sucks.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Not only is it not funny, it's not engaging, it's
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: not not provoking or even entertaining in the slightest provoking
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: this email.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: The final struggle was.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: One Friday morning during the Fail Stories, which is what
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: you should call your entire show.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah got me, Greg, Thanks a lot.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: Greg made a comment mocking a child who was accidentally
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: served alcohol, and at one point he even pretended to
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: be the kid and said, young mommy, I love alcohol.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Now I'm hooked for life. Well, to be fair, that
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: was Greg recounting his child of myself.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Is that really something that a grown man should be
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: joking about on the radio. Do you forget that children
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: listen to the radio as well. It's not funny to
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: glorify underage drinking. That's just despicable. Thank god, thank god
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: that Greg is gay and can't have children.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Thank God.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Definitely raised an alcoholic. He would definitely raise an alcoholic
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: and ruin a child's life. Thank God that gay people
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: can't get married and or have kids.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, hey Greg, are you gay? Are you normal? Yeah?
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I'm gay.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Well you can't have kids. You can get kids, child
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: you could procure, you could acquire them.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: I could make one.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know, just needs an egg exactly. Yeah,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: he can get eggs, that's true. You could father one. Yeah.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that reminds me of what Sammy said the other night.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Remember we were like, oh, is he gay? No, he's married.
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, kid, I meant to say to a woman.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you just left the key factor out.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Bride says.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: I pray for the child and family who had to
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: experience this terrible event, and I pray even harder the
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: powers that be see this email. And at the very
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: least Greg has shown the way to the unemployment.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Line that would drive me to drink more. That's from Brian.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: You guys, you lost his bride.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: I know, Brian with a y have a drink, Brian, Yeah, cheers.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: I mean having a wider name is pretty good.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how game with your parents? He couldn't have gay
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: parents because gays can't have kids. Can acquire were going
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: to acquire them?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Buy them there. When you show Crossroads, everybody says,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I taking a big dump?
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Could you be a lighter? Too much?
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Is all right?
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Well this is a very exciting day. The Golden Bachelor.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: We already had a Golden Bachelor and they're broken up, right, Well,
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: they always skip right, so that's probably a safe yeah,
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: but I thought there was something where they didn't. It
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: didn't work out any Gary whatever, his name was, the
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: gear Bear. And now the woman who's the Golden Bachelorette,
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: she was on the Golden Bachelor, and so now she's
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: she's the one who's going to go through all these
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: like old balls.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: We pluck one out of the chorus and maybe yeah one.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Right, yeah exactly, And so uh, today you're on the
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: show though, because every time we do like a bachelor bacherette,
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: we always have a bachelor bacherette. But it's all golden,
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: golden folks, the gray hairs, the blue hairs, wherever you
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: want to call them. And Sea Bass is on these
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: websites because there's like these old ladies who do webcam
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: stuck because.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: It's tough for me to go out on the street,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Gina and find single sixty two year olds who want
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: to get it, who want to be but it's easier
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: to do that online. Sure, when they're behind a webcam
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: and they're sultry and they're very polite. I'm super polite,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: so very nice. He's not like trolling them or anything.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: So the way it works is they're on camera and
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I can only type through a text is I can't
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: talk to them normally, so they'll you'll see the little message,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: and I can also donate money to them, so you'll
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: watch tips. What you'll hear, Gina, you'll hear like coins,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: which it's called a coins just means a dollar, and
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: you'll hear me having a conversation with them and then
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: them responding to me in real life.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: So this is way more interesting than the Golden bachlor
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: red is.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get to know these ladies. One
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: thing to keep in mind. One thing to keep in
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: mind is a lot of these ladies have this new
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: fangled system where every time I give them money tips coins,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: their personal vibrating device will activate yeah, it triggers their device,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: so you might wonder why they're reacting in such a
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: strong a dollar. So I went on and I found
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: this lady Marcy. She was in jolly old England, y
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: old England, and I just, uh, I think I surprised
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: her and woke her up something like that.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: All right, hello, how are you?
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: Hello? Love?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Oh but who you got me? Good days?
• 40:27
  Speaker 15: Just got up?
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? How about that for a wake up call? Yeah,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: you're not a Sebastian Hello, making a rain out the gate?
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Ye.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Well that's because a lot of guys, because these are
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: all public, public chat roots. Any guy can go out
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: there and say, hey, sure, and that's what these ladies
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: are dealing with. They're dealing with God, well you like you?
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Like here he comes in like really sweet and with
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: a with a tip, Oh but who you got me
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: good day? So yeah, man, it helps to come out
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: the gate with some cash. That way they know you're
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: se what are we talking? That's just a dollar between
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: one of the usually tip one three or five dollars
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: a little quick buttons right there. I didn't kill her
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: with five bucks to do that on the internet, just
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: for a dollar. Yeah, By the way, they only get
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: like a third of this one.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: So she walks into her kitchen, which is by the way,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: in the process of repainting Greg walking with her, walking
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: around with and it just so happened that she's gonna
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: make some food. So it's dinner time there. So she
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: pulls out of the fridge a like one of those
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: sous vid packs like the tree prepared, and these are
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: burnt ends with barbecue sauce.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: So I mean I like burn ends.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so she's I'm surprised I have those in
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: ye old England. You think barbecue wouldn't be huge over there,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: but you know, it's the big world these days. So
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: here we are with Mary or Marcy, just gonna cook
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: some burn ends and brilliant so you can.
• 42:00
  Speaker 10: Wait.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: So her device goes into the kitchen, into her right,
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: she's carry her lapaptop with her.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: The laptop, Yeah, it's it's bluetoothed into the laptop or.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Like vibrating panties. Like what does she does?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: She have hands to prepare marble. So it's it's basically
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: a mini it's like a mini egg essentially, and it's
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: got a little tail that so it doesn't get lost Okay,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: it's a little pink silicone egg. And they'll show you
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: the tail.
• 42:34
  Speaker 16: And then I'm going to put in the drive right
• 42:35
  Speaker 16: to crunch them up a little bit, because then you've
• 42:38
  Speaker 16: got barbecue sauce to put over them.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: It's my favorite. She's never gonna get to eat. Man.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: They just go about their day. They're not like there's
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: a lot of yeah, this is this, we're getting a treat.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: G Typically they're they're quote said, is just their bed.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: And you see a bed and they got some lights
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: and then some vibrators and dildos and stuff. So rarely
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: do you get to walk through someone's house as we
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: are now watching the microwave Burst Special Tree.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: And she and there's a thing, a little bit of
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: a vocabulary. I never like, I got British kids. I
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: never heard the term dry friar, which I guess is
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: air frar. So she microwaves the burnt ends, it throws
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: them in the dry friar to crisp them up, then
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: tosses them. She's a real gormand this this Marci. So
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: she gets to cook in the burn ends and says,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: oh they smell nice.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: I really good.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Oh oh I smell lovely.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: What is your famorite memory from you?
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: That was the seventies memory. Oh, that's so cool because
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: you know these are old people, so I want to
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: talked about old things.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Sure, but that's your favorite memory from the family.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: That's that's so cute. This is kind of sort of
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: like your Maurice gregg is, she said, her mom. So
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: when it was time for dinner, her mom would send
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: little little baby, little girl Marcy to the pub to
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: go collect her father for dinner. So British, it's so cute. Yeah,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: that's the door she's cutting food. Yeah, the whole time
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: she's in like like a nighty lingerie and she's rubbing
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: her you know things.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: This is what you show eight Golden Bachelorette.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: So she's got a great memory from the seventies. Let's
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: keep talking. Find out like pop culture other things she
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: remembers from her childhood.
• 44:29
  Speaker 16: Oh, Bay City rollers, Sebastian by City rollers, city rollers
• 44:36
  Speaker 16: from seventy have many I've just we called where you
• 44:43
  Speaker 16: used to live after school with my mates. My mom
• 44:47
  Speaker 16: give us two pence and we'd go over to the
• 44:50
  Speaker 16: chip shop.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: And by they don't said it.
• 44:57
  Speaker 16: Now you know that you get off the butter but
• 45:02
  Speaker 16: bits and we used to get it back a butter
• 45:04
  Speaker 16: bas with.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: A pickle down, and it was.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: You can get some baits that. Yeah, that sounds like
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: a tail from the eighteen seventies picked.
• 45:19
  Speaker 13: Butter bitstter bits bit bits.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Can anyone tell?
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: Can you tell?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Is this dialect of her accent like a trashy one?
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: But I believe it is because she's really dropping the
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: tea hard? Okay, bits, and I found butter toffee. I
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: can't find it a butter like Long John Silver. Yeah,
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: the batter bitch.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: Because she said she.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Went to a chip shop, right, you got the fried pickle.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: Okay, this is all, but I thought chip shops chips
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: would be French fries.
• 45:47
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: Also, that's what happens in Long John Silver picklet like
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: batter pieces that the brackles.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: X points. She's telling me this cute childhood story while
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: she's okay, well she brought it. I know that not
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: everyone knows who the Bas City Rollers are, so to you, well,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: that's exactly have theyre like a pop sort of boy
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: group girl group back in the seventies. Here he is
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: their biggest song. Yeah, I remember being that satisfying Yeah,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: it's It's Woody Show, a golden bachelott We're gonna take
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: a quick break. We'll come back.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: We still have another bachelorette to meet, Yes, ma'am, very exciting.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Hello to the Woody Show.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Chris Barnell here with a video message.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Hi. I'm Greg Gory. I love respect and I'm quite
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: jealous of Sea Bass. Let's spend the weekend in Santa Barbara.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I have a wide selection of cabernets to choose from.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Woody Show.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: That'll always be a classic. We'll get them in studio someday.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: All right, So a golden bachelorette on ABC.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: We have a golden bachelorette here on The Woody Show,
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: which you heard before the break, Sea Bass chatted up
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: with with Marci living old time, Yeah, making barbecue, talking
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: about you know, BA City rollers and she must have
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: made I mean, I don't know about what ten bucks.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Just that conversation at least.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's worth your time.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you just put your credit card and then it
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: just takes it from that, Yeah, and it goes nuts
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: on a chuck of cheese. You can like power up
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: your player's card.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: Amen, Look like, what's the show up?
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: About.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: That's a good question. I think it's guilt dot com check.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I gotta call your credit card company.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, we still have one more nice old lady
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: to meet here for wood. He show a golden batch
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: the red.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talk to Cammy. See what she's up to.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: This will last all.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Sevesti.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: How are you.
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: Today?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Just taking my mom to a doctor's appointment, Sebastian. She
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: lives with me, so I take her to her doctors.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Talk about talking to your mom to the doctor. So
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: she's in the next room, her really elderly mother, because she's.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Already wouldn't it behoove them to just lie a little bit.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Up to today? Oh, thinking about you, I'm going to
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: go to pilates and I'm a freesome right getting wax
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: and then I'm not getting.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Going to the doctor.
• 49:02
  Speaker 11: Make it.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: We're microwaving barbecue, sitting a Gordon removed. But because I care,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: because again I'm not this some creep on the air,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: A nice guy. I'm gonna let's talk more about your
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: mom and or doctor's appointment.
• 49:14
  Speaker 13: She has an eye appointment today because she had cataract surgery, so.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Checking her out to make sure.
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: It's Okay, do your mother do cam shows?
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: No, mom doesn't do cam shows.
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: She would probably love it.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: God, my mom's got a big wreck a teacher how
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: to work the computer. She can't see it because the cataracts.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Like lady, lie a little bit. Yeah,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: where's your creativity? You know? I just want to hear you.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: You have a little something of the imagination. Greg, you
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: just did the off the top.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Of your head. I'm just you know, I'm just a nympho.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Myself.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: All right, this is this is Cammy again. She knows
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: something about the seventies, so she's a golden Bacheloretta. Let's
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: talk about that.
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: Well, it is your fammory from nine, and probably.
• 50:21
  Speaker 13: The innocence of what things were like back then compared
• 50:25
  Speaker 13: to now, the fact that all the kids were respectful, they.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Didn't talk back. There's a lot of things about that time.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: It was way better.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I sound like an old geezer. Okay, she's not even
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: a good actress with dad, and she has emphysema.
• 50:48
  Speaker 13: I don't understand how she doesn't see the irony of
• 50:51
  Speaker 13: saying things were more innocent back then.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Well, she's doing a cam show.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: It's not like she's not.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: She's not serving you know, kids down at the orphan,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: She's participating in the lack of innodents exactly. Yeah.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: But Marcie, I think was way more convincing because you
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: could tell that she was getting knocked to her feet
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: almost hello love.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: It was like way better. It's a pleasure of the gut. Yeah,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: you're not used proper Oh yeah, I love.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: Well, there you go. That is Woody Show. A Golden
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: Bachelorette everybody, I swear. Yeah, the Golden Bachelorette season moves forward,
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: so will we with.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: The future rounds.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: We're gonna singing a quick break. We got some more
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Wooden Show come out. Hang on, so we have some.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Audio that we're gonna play for you.
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  Speaker 4: Morgan went to a French bulldog convention Lucky or a
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  Speaker 4: meetup meet up, which I'm surprised Menace didn't go. See
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: Beast was supposed to go, but he had a conflicting thing.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That was the same time that this French bulldog meetup
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: was happening. Yeah, I was happening during the EEDC weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Menace was already out doing that and see best forget
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: where he was. But anyway, Morgan was happy to go
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  Speaker 4: to go cover that and talk to people with the
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: world's ugliest dogs, and no, they're not have the cutest.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: And there's there's more of a wrinkle to this one.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, all these conventions are interesting in their own way.
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  Speaker 3: This one certainly was.
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  Speaker 1: And we'll explain that to you.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Because these things are expandsive.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Got to be created.
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  Speaker 3: I've not heard one that's not menace.
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  Speaker 1: They can be, you know not.
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  Speaker 4: I've not heard a reasonable price that anybody's paid for
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: a French bulldog yet.
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  Speaker 7: Obviously a lot of people ask me about French bulldogs
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: since I have them, and I always say, you know what,
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: French bulldogs are kind of like dog ferraris. If you
• 52:57
  Speaker 7: maintain them, they they can't you know, the price is
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  Speaker 7: like not crazy out of control. But if you don't,
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  Speaker 7: it's going to cost you a lot of money. Like them, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: if you feed them properly, and that's part of them, that's.
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  Speaker 4: That's not even the price I was I was talking
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  Speaker 4: about just getting them, Yeah, yeah, yeah, driving one off
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  Speaker 4: a lot.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, a Ferrari costs a lot of money get and
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: it costs a lot of money to maintain.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: So he's agreeing with you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, all right, well we'll see what Morgan found
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  Speaker 4: at the French bulldog meetup. How much would you pay
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: for that stupid French bulldog? Next on the Woody Show, Next.
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  Speaker 3: The wood Show.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: All right, welcome back everybody. It is the Woody Show
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: and all the times for men Us to walk out
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  Speaker 4: of the studio. It's right, we're going to talk about
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: a French bulldog convention.
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  Speaker 1: Almost have special materials.
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  Speaker 4: If only he had a copy of the schedule for
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: the show, he would have he would have seen it
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: would have been okay, Menace, of all the times.
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  Speaker 2: Where'd you go?
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  Speaker 5: Morgan gave me something?
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, Morgan went out to a French bulldog is
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: it like?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: What is it like?
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  Speaker 1: A meetup or convene?
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  Speaker 12: Like a full on convention, awards, ceremony, trophies and a
• 54:14
  Speaker 12: dog show.
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  Speaker 8: There was merch you could.
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  Speaker 4: Buy just for French bulldogs.
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  Speaker 1: This was the reason this was on MENACE's radar, was
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: that I would have gone to but he got to
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: put postponed. Is that it was a there's a certain clientele,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: high society that would be the hood. They really embraced
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: French bulldogs and the whole all bulldog breeds in fact
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: or really have been embraced by the hood, and that
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: was what said because the flyers for this were like
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: they look like like Friday Night, Club Night, the old.
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: Cash Money record album.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't just awards. I mean they had all
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: kinds of stuff going on there.
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  Speaker 1: Celebration French sheet.
• 54:50
  Speaker 12: Yeah, they were selling some apparel and then you know
• 54:53
  Speaker 12: Coolstick magazine, Star Bully magazine.
• 54:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like a world Star hip hop I think is
• 54:59
  Speaker 8: what they're going on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. They called this the only frenchies meet up,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: like only fans, right, it's all like nineties or two
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  Speaker 1: thousand style club flyer.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: Yes, there was probably a station there where you can
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: get your French bulldog's picture air brushed onto a T shirt,
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: air brushed shirt.
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  Speaker 1: It's always big in the hood.
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  Speaker 8: Thrown chair that everyone likes taking pictures on these days.
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  Speaker 1: I got a thrown chair, let me put my I
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  Speaker 1: sent a picture. It is like Charlotte to God.
• 55:27
  Speaker 8: I sent a picture to minutes when I was there,
• 55:30
  Speaker 8: But I found this guy.
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  Speaker 12: He had a what do you call it, like a ring,
• 55:33
  Speaker 12: but it's like goes all across his Yeah, it's all real,
• 55:38
  Speaker 12: but it was like only French cheese.
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  Speaker 8: Sick.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Have you been to any of these French bulldog meet
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: up things?
• 55:46
  Speaker 7: I have not, no, because they just recently became on
• 55:49
  Speaker 7: our radar. I mean, I mean I've seen them on
• 55:53
  Speaker 7: social media, but there's never been one close to us.
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  Speaker 4: So Morgan was there covering the French Bulldog meet up,
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: the French Bulldog whatever convention class and you were and
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: you were talking to people. Now, we have a game
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: that we're going to play, Yes, and I think we've
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: played a game like this before.
• 56:10
  Speaker 8: I think it's a menace original right, a menace original game.
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  Speaker 3: How much for that stupid What was the price for
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: that stuff? It's very different?
• 56:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I asked people, how much did you pay
• 56:24
  Speaker 8: for that dumb French bulldog?
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, did you say it that way? I absolutely
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: the very sensitive French bulldog community.
• 56:30
  Speaker 12: You know something about this community. I felt really comfortable
• 56:33
  Speaker 12: around them. I had no problem saying it to.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: People who for nothing and somebody goes to punch you.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Now e've ben doing like.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Fight you just set him back?
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Well, here's the first person who is this?
• 56:44
  Speaker 12: So this woman's name is Amy, and I'm starting with
• 56:46
  Speaker 12: her because this is where I started in my day.
• 56:49
  Speaker 12: And pro tip if you're at an event, don't go
• 56:52
  Speaker 12: right by the people with the mics because then you
• 56:54
  Speaker 12: know there's a lot of loud background, background noise, blah
• 56:56
  Speaker 12: blah blah. So this is when I was actually inside
• 56:58
  Speaker 12: the little convention area, Okay, before I made my way outside.
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  Speaker 8: But this is the most passionate woman I met that day.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, this is Amy, Amy.
• 57:05
  Speaker 8: What's your dog's name?
• 57:06
  Speaker 17: Peter Pett's a full pink koi as ankoi fish. The
• 57:12
  Speaker 17: husky geen and the marle gene have to come together
• 57:16
  Speaker 17: to make a toy which needs to get produced oil
• 57:19
  Speaker 17: or husky.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: See back to the lab.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: That's one of the things we've always talked about these dogs,
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: like these dogs are created in.
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: A yeah, but happening lately and I think this is
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: what she's alluding to or getting to, is in the
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: French bulldog community, they're starting to make fluffy.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: French bulldog Those are cut hair, not short hair, long hair.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: French's super cue. When you're in the lab, you can
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: engineer them any way you want. Yeah, they're going to
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: start doing this with babies, right, So, yeah, they are.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: So they call them cooi because it looks like coy pondfish.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're actually cuter than the normal.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: When they want fat an orange, they're like the spotted ones,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: like black and white, the kind of cute.
• 57:58
  Speaker 12: Back to amy, But what do you say to people
• 58:00
  Speaker 12: are mad like, oh, they can't breathe, they can't you
• 58:02
  Speaker 12: know function?
• 58:03
  Speaker 17: Oh well, I just had two natural deliveries. My vet
• 58:07
  Speaker 17: told me only ten percent survive and.
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: It's a pendlessness.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: It lost the whopping business.
• 58:12
  Speaker 17: Yes, we had complications. One got stuck because the other
• 58:16
  Speaker 17: one came and deformed. I'm nothing, everything works out. The
• 58:19
  Speaker 17: other delivery went smooth, but the first one that had
• 58:23
  Speaker 17: a deformed baby and it got stuck. Thank god, because
• 58:26
  Speaker 17: my bet did not want to give me pe tocin
• 58:28
  Speaker 17: or oxytocin.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: He said, I'll give it for she'll your friend.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: She's, oh, why not friend?
• 58:33
  Speaker 17: She's oh, because they misuse it.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, but they don't misuse it and other dogs that
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: thank you. That sounds Brits sounds insane.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you so like what she was just saying, spearmongers.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: This is just one question.
• 58:47
  Speaker 8: She just went rolling.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: So the vet won't give them pain medications because people
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: who own French bulldogs tend to steal it.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Turn around and sell or use it themselves.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: These are awful, awful people who, right, it's one step
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: away from breaking into that's office to steal this stuff
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: to then turn around and sell.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll be at least I'm you're paying you for it.
• 59:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so I had another contact.
• 59:12
  Speaker 17: You did give us me too, said we're able to
• 59:14
  Speaker 17: take out that that baby that was not formed. You
• 59:17
  Speaker 17: stick in your thumb, you in one side, your index finger,
• 59:21
  Speaker 17: your middle finger the other side.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Once you grab your shoulders to.
• 59:24
  Speaker 17: Pull with all your mic It doesn't matter meaning to
• 59:27
  Speaker 17: sacrifice the baby, but save the mother and the rest.
• 59:29
  Speaker 17: And you know what, that baby came out alive.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: And so did the next one.
• 59:32
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, give me. I gave her a high five.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Give into the fear.
• 59:35
  Speaker 12: So how much did you pay for that dumb French bulldog?
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Wait to introduce you to my new French bulldog. Is
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: name's mush. Yeah, inesting the one that survived. I'm guessing right.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: By the way, the question was does your French bulldog breathe? Okay?
• 59:52
  Speaker 8: You know, the question was what do you have to
• 59:54
  Speaker 8: say to people that think, you know haters?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the haters haters just got stronger. Yeah, well
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: these are awful, you know, because people say this about everybody.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Any abuser will always say, but I love my fill
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: in the blank animal kid. Whatever doesn't matter. You're still
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: an abuse.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: Why thing is why she hung up on the National
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 7: birth If she's having all these issues, she's.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 12: Well, we had a long combo. I had to cut
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 12: it out. But she was expecting another berth with.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna spit on my fingers real quick.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 8: I think she had, you know, birth on the brain.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 8: She was ready to go.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: So how much did Amy pay for her dumb French bulldog?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: The number I always heard was like four grand, but
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: I think after inflation we're probably like, I'll say six grand.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: But do you think she paid that much because she
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: clearly has access to people who are breeding them, she
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: has like the like the inside.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm saying she probably got a deal. It's
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: probably only eight thousands for it.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: Let's go to the one person who's got a French bulldog, Manna,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: so we'll start with you.
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  Speaker 5: I'm thinking like, yeah, she's part of the process, so
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: she she got a deal. So I'm thinking, like two
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: thousand is the.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Number we're talking about what she paid for a stud
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: fees or what she paid for her original French bull dog.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 8: Right, It's all I asked is what she paid for
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: her dog?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, how much does she pay for a dog? Okay,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: so Menace is two thousand. Uh, it doesn't sound like
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: she has much more than two thousand dollars, So I
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: will I will go twenty two hundred dollars.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 13: I think Menace is right, I think she has a plug.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 13: So I'm gonna say the discounted price of twelve hundred.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna go out on a major limit.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: Say she paid nothing, she was doing somebody in favor,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: or she's.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: Very involved in the projects.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: She's in the community.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: I'll say three thousand, three thousand Sea Mass Yeah, I'll
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: go with six six thousand. All right, how much did
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: Amy pay for this dumb French bulldog?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 11: So?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 12: How much did you pay for that dumb French bulldog?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Straight out?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: Twenty thousand, straight.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 12: Up, no more, no less, no more, no less.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: But it was worth it, So twenty thousand, because.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: Well, she did mention that she was paying five hundred
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: dollars a day for somebody to take care of it.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: But I didn't really think she was actually chewing that.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 12: I like that, and I don't know, you know, the
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 12: French bulldog stuff, but it must be a super rare breed.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: I think it was like a coy. Did she look
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: like a woman of means? Again?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 8: And they're all walking around with all these expensive dogs.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 10: So.
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  Speaker 5: People, you know, don't look like they have money.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Bill it's known for his Yeah, right, but I think
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: I think you picked up yeah, exactly, all right.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: So Morgan is at the Frenchie Convention, the Frenchy meet up.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: And who is this next person that you talked to?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 8: This is THEO And I noticed him because he had
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 8: some some shiny stuff.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: In his teeth.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the girl going, yeah, THEO.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 8: I got closer.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: You got a grill on?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 12: How much did the grill cost you?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: It was just like two mans. This is a pullout.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 8: Oh what's your Frindchie's name?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: This is Rice Cake aka mister Niongao. He's from China,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: legit from China. Yeah, direct import, Grand Champion line all
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: the way. Five five five.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 12: Generations up, five generations up.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 8: Did he win any awards today?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: He didn't yet, but we you know, we got till
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: nine pm to night. We're still competing.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 8: And how old is here?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: He is eighteen months.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 12: Sorry to be weird, but those are hanging man. Is
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 12: that like a pride thing with French bulldogs or how
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 12: do you feel about that?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: If there was a competition, he would take that home.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: He's first place for that.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 8: What does he like to do in his free times?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 8: He play with balls?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 17: What does he do?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: He just lounges, you know. He catch him at the gym,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: you know, doing his crunches. Look at him, he's a
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: little gorilla.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 8: Do you take him everywhere with you?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Everywhere? We have a weird code penut relationship.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 12: Do you ever get in trouble like taking him to
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 12: grocery stores and stuff?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: No? I keep a service vest on him. Yeah, procedure
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: any of that.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 12: So one last question, how much did you pay for
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 12: this dumb French bulldog?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: So I have a suicide pack with my dog, and
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: yet you know what, I don't have.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Service vest by the way, which is which is a
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: misdemeanor in many states to a fake service animal. Uh well,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: he said it was a little gorilla. That's what I'm
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: noticing about these hood French bulldog's menace is they're extra rapped.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: They breed them so that they they I don't know
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: how they get off the ground. Yeah, well, you're look
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: like the American bulldog is. They cross them with frenchy
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: so now they're these massively jack tiny little like rolls
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: of fat.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: And in another these guys like we just interviewed, they
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: they beef with other breeders on social media and they
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: talk smack about each other's dogs.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: I'm sure.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: Well, THEO seems very chill. He might feel a little high.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: How much do you think he paid for his dumb
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: French bulldogs?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: Mens? Again, we will start with you.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: I'm saying.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: Eight thousand, eight thousand, all right, Greg Gory, let's go
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: ten thousand thousand one.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: Quick question? What color did you see this one?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 8: The color of the dog? Yeah, it was black.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: I think, Oh, okay, pretty regular looking us regular.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: Then I'm gonna go seven thousand, seven thousand shoes.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 13: He was very happy to tell you that it was
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 13: an imported dog, so I think that's more expensive.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: So I'll say twelve thousand, twelve thousand, Yeah, twelve thousand
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: and one for the same reason.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna say six thousand, five hundred, Oh, Okay,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: all right, Sammy.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say five thousand.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: Five thousand, all rights.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Find out THEO. How much did he pay?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 12: How much did you pay for this dumb French bulldog?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Twenty grand twenty three the house.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: I'll traded in my jeep wrangler and my bmw W
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: I five twenty eight.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, traded on both.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: Okay, you don't hear about black French bull dogs going
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: for that much. It's like the gray ones, the blues,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: or the ones that are like the twenty grand or
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: the twenty grand range.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: I thought Menace was insane. I forget how much you paid,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: but like I remember thinking, like, man, that's insane. So
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: what is the is it simply first training for a
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: thousand dollars and just in case anybody gets in, like
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: Menace did not pay anywhere close to twenty thousand dollars.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: Still a good amount of money, but nowhere close to
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: twenty thousand dollars.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 8: That sounds like the going right according to the ass
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 8: for the.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: First two and that's probably your medical bills every year.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: I don't want to hear these people so many issues.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: I think they're making a business out of it. That's
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: why they're putting twenty grand.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like how pot shops. No one's making
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: business on those because everybody's like, oh, free money, free money.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: So who are they sell them these to? Other?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Moral?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: All that guy's stud feeds.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say. You were talking
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: about this dog's big, pendulous balls.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 8: Okay, so I blurted, that's not gonna be.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: I would imagine that's for the stud fee, like he's
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: going to hire it out or whatever. But like how
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: many hands out big with like each one really damn
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: like two adult fists, like yeah, but also a little
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: tiny French.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 8: Well it was in one of those stroller things. Of course,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 8: a lot of those dogs.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Because they can't walk because they get tired.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: I got one more clip here, one more to guess.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: How much did you pay for that dumb French bulldog
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: at the Frenchie meet up?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 8: All right, this is David, probably the most normal guy
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 8: I talked to that day.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: That's graded on a curve.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: David, David. What's your dog's name, Dylan?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 8: How old is he?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: He's two years old? I know it's You got the.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 8: Louis Vuitton little leash thing? How much was that alone?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Probably about gotta keep them dripped up?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 12: What do you have to say to people that don't
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 12: have French bulldogs?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: They're great dogs, they're lovable dogs.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, if if you could show off a bull,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: why not, so show off a French right, why not?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: That's why we're here, only frenchies.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 12: So everyone says that pit bulls will kill children, they'll
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 12: kill your families.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 8: But that's not true about French bulldogs, is it.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: No, it's not French. He's the they'll they'll keep but
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: not kill you.
• 1:08:06
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  Speaker 8: So how much did you pay for that dumb bulldog?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: Well, dude, if it's as dumb as you are with
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: picking like an Instagram, I learned that from men As.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: I never really thought about it. But like the more
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: you have to explain.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Underscore underscore dot yeah, yeah, backslash.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: Even like dude, he got he was like two seconds
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: away from getting a totally free plug for his but
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: he made it too difficult that we laughed over it.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Dazz Dillinger is in the moment.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, how much did David pay for his
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: dumb French bulldog.
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  Speaker 3: Greg Gory, I mean, I guess I should guess twenty
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: thousand exactly. I'll say seven thousand.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: Seven thousand, all right, Gina grad I'll.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Say the now apparently not ridiculous price.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: Fifteen thousand, fifteen thousand dollars, Sammy eighteen thousand, eighteen thousand dollars.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: I was gonna go closer to twenty I'll go seventeen
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: thousand dollars. I'm gonna guess he traded in two cars
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: and his Harvard MBA.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, he's more. I'm going on.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: I'm going eight thousand, eight thousand, so low. All right,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: let's find out, David, how much did he pay for
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: that dumb French bulldog?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 8: How much did you pay for that dumb bulldog?
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: I paid a lot of money. Ten thousand.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 8: How old was he when you bought him?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: He was a puppy, newborn.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: Ten thousand. That's the cheapest dog there, and a lot
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 12: I didn't include them because I thought it was not
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 12: part of the rules of the game. But a lot
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 12: of people I talked to, I'd get to the last
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 12: question and they say, oh, nothing, I made him.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 13: What when you and another dog, love somebody very much? Well,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 13: in the last create you said, how muld you pay?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 13: How much did you pay for that opportunity?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Right? Essentially, Wow, everybody's trash. Everybody is absolutarily rich trash.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's more money than me, but borrowed, I say, Yeah,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: I wonder what the average APR is on Yeah, like
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: you turned in these two cars.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: Look at those sweeties right there by.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: Something that's that's just suffering its entire life. Yeah, like
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: you know what this didn't This is what I've already had,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: didn't appreciate enough. Something is gonna last less less time.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: These dogs get those jobs.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Now that's the saddest thing I've ever heard, because they.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: Get no jobs.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: No problem, but a dog can't. Okay, but think about
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: how cool you look on Instagram.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Think about how many dogs died in a shelter while
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: you paid ten gies for that. We never see a
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: frend schee in a shelter, so it seems like they're
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: fixing that issue. Thank you. Text us over to two
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  Speaker 1: two nine eight seven more what he shows next?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: Hang on.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Show? All right, Yes we do get your messages? Do
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: you guys get my messages?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: I've never gonna response anymore. You do really what we're
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: good too?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: I mean, you're not the only person texting. I will
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: say that, so you know, we do our best to
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: read and sometimes my wifles it to me.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Sometimes she goes, are you listening? I go, yeah, but
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: you didn't say anything.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: That would listen.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 13: You bet.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like a lot of the text. Or sometimes
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: it's just there's not really much to respond to. Check
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: like this one.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: Hearing about the Frenchies makes me lose my faith in humanity, Like,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: what do you.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 12: Like?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: We got it? We got it.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: I'm just letting you know, like sometimes if you don't
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: get it, you know, if you don't get a text back.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: That's why it's not a personal thing.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna write back, disagree.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and no nobody nobody's been blocked from from the text.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: It doesn't work that way.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: Someone says, I know a guy with the French. She
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: she has one eye.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: I'll try to get a pick. That's like how much
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: you get, Like, how much do you pay for a
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: one eyed Prench?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: You get.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: Discount?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: I got my though.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: I got my friend she from a rescue. She is perfect.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: She was two when I got her and she is
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: very well behaved.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, once in a while they'll show up to rescue,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: but a Frenchy rescue, it's very rare.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: So are the Frenchie rescues just empty?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like they have to have like one a
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: month or something like.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: The island to a friend who recently did one of
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: these Frenchy rescues, and it's not been easy.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: The dog has to wear a diaper. It's in and
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: out of the even times a day. Somebody said French
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: chies are just a status symbol. If you see a
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: chick walking two Frenchies down the street, you know that
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: bitch is wearing Lululemon everything to her pilates class and
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: drinking water from a Stanley tumbler Lemon.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: Is she poor?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: Right, what's the new what's the new one?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: Yellow?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, very in here now, Sammy always wears everybody.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: I see that logo whatever everywhere now and what is that?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: That's the new Lulu Lemon?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Is it just like sweatshirts. It's at leisure.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 8: It's just dress leggings and stuff too.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: Yea, all that sitting in You're missed the audio from
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: the Frenchy meetup. That's Morgan went to We have that
• 1:13:05
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• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Nice Gamer Radio show, The Woody Show. You guys are amazing,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: especially Woodsy The wood Show.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: So with the holiday, not just Thanksgiving, but just in general,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: this is when people are doing a lot of entertaining
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: and uh and you got people coming over and you're
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: making a big meal. Yeah you know, so not just Thanksgiving,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: but maybe it's some other kind of holiday gathering that
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: that you got. And so this is going to be
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: a round of Gina's grad school and today what are
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: you teaching us, Gina?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 13: I'm going to teach you how not to poison yourself
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 13: and your guests at your Thanksgiving dinner.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's all about Thanksgiving food poisoning.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I want to save I miss save lives today.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, Greg, you need to pay it like really
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: good attention because Greg is the one who's preparing the meal.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 13: You don't want to get blamed now, so let's make
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 13: sure everybody is nice and safe and stays alive.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: First off, a couple stats.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 13: Did you know that ninety one percent of Americans celebrate Thanksgiving.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 13: That's three hundred and fifty million people that are going
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 13: to gorge on food and could end up poisoning themselves.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: Every year in the US, about forty.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 13: Eight million people are about one and six get sick
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 13: from food poisoning, one hundred and twenty eight thousand get
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 13: hospitalized every year every year, and three thousand die according
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 13: to the CDs, just in general.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: So let's not get crazy. Well, what would make you die? Yeah?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: I mean I I'm just like barfed in diarrhea, dehydration. Yeah,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: there it is.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: Well, in the latest E Coli break out, one is dead.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: Oh no, see it does happen, Like what does it do?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: Is it just shut down?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: What does E Coli do?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: Does it shut down your I don't know, Great, it's
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: your in the organ's like yeah, exactly what it makes
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: you die? Do you feel like you want to die
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: when you have food poisoning.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 13: I'm glad you're bringing this up because there are tons
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 13: of ways to perish when you have food poison because
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 13: there's tons of different kinds of food poison In fact,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 13: you could also get cancer from food poisoning.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Or the World Horse the organization the World organization. Wow, God,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: listen to these horse people. They even say, are you're
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: a hor.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 13: Food born illnesses are usually infectious or toxic in nature
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 13: and caused by bacteria, viruses, parasites, or chemicals, and that
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 13: chemical contamination can lead to long term diseases like cancer.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 13: So which foods are most susceptible to making you sick
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 13: on Turkey Day?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 13: Of course number one with a bullet is the turkey.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 13: Big bird can harbor salmonila, especially when it's undercooked. It's
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 13: dangerous when it doesn't reach one hundred and sixty five
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 13: degrees internal temperature.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: And I know people they poo poo this, but when
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: left out large poo poo. When left out for more
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: than two hours, things can go south quickly.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 13: And please, for the love of God, this includes your
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 13: good old fashioned counter thow, do not do it. Experts
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 13: warn that thawing a turkey on the counter can cause
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 13: food poisoning two ways. Obviously, it grows bacteria just sitting
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 13: out on the counter. But also thought you would never
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 13: do that, right Greg? Okay, thawing a turkey on the
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 13: counter can contaminate everything your hands in the counter and kitchensel.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 13: You've seen that juice leak. It can't be the only one.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 13: It leaks, and it'll give you salmonilla other pathogens. The
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 13: USDA says, you gotta put that bitch in a sink
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 13: full of cold water or in the fridge to thaw
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 13: before roasting. Next up, Big Culprit, the stuffing. As we
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 13: talked about, it's particularly dangerous when it's cooked Sammy inside
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 13: the turkey, really, yes, because it does not get hot
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 13: enough most of the time to kill the bacteria.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: So if good, though the other doesn't make it taste
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: any better. I don't think it makes it taste any bad.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: It's the best.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: It's really cool.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 15: I mean, but what I have it, it's like what
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 15: my mom makes is like hamburger me with mashed potatoes
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 15: and all this.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 8: God, it's so good.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: It's not like it's turn Yes, that sounds like Shepherd's
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: pie kind of.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 15: It's kind of like a Canadian meat pie. But inside
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 15: the turk I've never heard of. Yeah, so it's different
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 15: than what you can just buy at the store.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: And it's delicious. Well, you can make stuff however you like.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't have to put it. I guess the
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: point is you don't have to put it inside the bird.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: It's gonna taste the same either way.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: The juices.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 13: Yeah, for sure, Sammy's still here to talk about it.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 13: But some of you might not be so lucky, because
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 13: if the oven temp is too low or the cooking
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 13: tempts too short, it will not reach one hundred and
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 13: sixty five degrees.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: And it must.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 13: And even though some people swear by doing this, Sammy
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 13: experts say you got to.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Cook it in a separate castle dish, but they know
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: next time.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 13: Next up the sides, the cast rolls, the stews, the gravies,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 13: even non meat dishes in large batches.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: This is when you get hit with what's called the
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: buffet germ.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 13: See happens, that's right, large badgets of food that sit
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 13: out too long. And finally, the delicious, the scrumptious, the
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 13: delectable leftovers they get nasty one stored not in airtight containers,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 13: and people get brave by eating it more than and
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 13: he guesses how many.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Days a week? Five, thank you Greg. Eating it more
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: than four days later you can get and that includes
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: the pie. People don't leave it.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: We keep We keep leftovers for a week. Were like,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: oh if we made this last Saturday, and Friday.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: Oh that was very brave. That's very brave.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 13: So what exactly are we talking about in the virus department?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 13: What's lurking in these foods? Well, here are the top
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 13: four we talked about it. Number one the good old norovirus,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 13: otherwise known as the stomach flu. This little monster, super
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 13: contagious causes you.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: Get from like on cruise ships, right, Nora virus.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, IRUs, No, they.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: Do call it.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: They do call it the cruise ship virus.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 13: As a matter of fact, a lot of puking, a
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 13: lot of you know, both ends spurting out. Number two salmonella.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 13: This is because of the this word makes me want
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 13: to throw up the raw chicken juice. One drop of
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 13: this can cause everything from bloody diarrhea to reactive arthritis.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: I'll take a shot of it and get this.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 13: Symptoms can take up to six days to show up,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 13: So you're not even gonna know how you got this, bitch, So.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: Your guests will be home by the time they get sick.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 13: That's actually true. Places blame it on the air travel.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 13: Number three This is a tough one.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: Colostridium perfingens.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 13: So something with pooping, well, it's it's this is the buffet,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 13: this is the buffetor this one loves room temperature leftovers.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: It's responsible.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I was just saying, I've been at a
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: bazillion BEFO Phase.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: I'm still good.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: You're still here, Well, like a professional one, not like
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: they just had one here at the radio station. And
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: that was the day that I had food poison Oh yes,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I wouldn't participate it anyway. It's just another reminder,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: having food poisoning on the you know, the holiday pot luck.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that day, just another reminder. Well and professional, I
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: don't do it.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 13: But Phase, you know, they keep those pans nice and hot,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 13: so you should be okay. But this is responsible for
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 13: nearly a million illnesses every year. It's always around Thanksgiving.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 13: Symptoms include, yeah, diarrhea, stomach cramps, vomiting, abdominal pain. I
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 13: feel like I'm doing a disclaimer for a new drug,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 13: weight loss, muscle likes, fatigue, gas, and symptoms usually start
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 13: within six to twenty four hours. They last around twenty
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 13: four hours, but if you're really young or really old,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 13: they can last up.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: To two weeks.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: Ye see, Greg, and I want to see one of
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: those weight loss drug commercials. And they do like all
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: those side effects touff, and they go, oh, could cause cancer,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: could causes could cause death in a certain individual. I go, yeah,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: but you'll be skinny sturdy, yeah, ok.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: Big deal.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 13: At number four, good old staphylococcus, this unhospital caucus staffacccus,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 13: the AKA the staph infection, this unwashed hands Bandit throws
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 13: little parties in your intestine and it comes free with
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 13: bad hygiene. Mostly causes skin and soft tissue infection. And
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 13: some people carry it on their hands when they make
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 13: or serve food without washing their hands. Causes nausea and vomiting,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 13: stomach crams, all the top culprits. That's common in hospitals, right, yes,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 13: that very very common. How do you keep these pooping
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 13: and puking germs off your table? I'm gonna tell you
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 13: right now. You gotta keep food.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: Out of the danger zone. What's the danger zone?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 13: The danger zone is the temperatures between forty degrees fahrenheit
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 13: and one hundred and forty So if it's right in
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 13: there at the bacteria are in.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: Love with you, that's any room that it's in exactly.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 13: So you got to keep it in the fridge or
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 13: in the oven below forty or above one forty. How
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 13: do we avoid poisoning our dinner guests? Firstly, experts say,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 13: and I know people still do this, and on comments
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 13: like I get it and wash your chicken. Don't wash
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 13: raw turkey, don't wash raw poultry.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: I didn't wash their turkey.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: Supposed to rinse. You're not supposed to rinse.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: It in the why would you rinse it?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 8: A lot of people do it.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: They think you're getting some of the good people to
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: rhyme up. I know a lot of people do this,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: but it creates bacteria.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 13: They call it a bacterial water park all over your kitchen,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 13: all over your because the.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 4: Water is not the water's not the right temperature. So
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: it probably starts to like, uh, this is this is
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: what I heard years and years ago. It's a very
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: young man, just starting off on my own, living on
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: my own, and I was doing something because I was like, ah, man,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: I forgot to thaw the ground b for whatever, and
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: I think I put it like in a in a
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: hot water bath. I'm like, no, dude, you're kind of
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: cooking the meat and that's gonna that's gonna make it.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, that actually makes a lot of sense,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: but good effort.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 15: I'm just thinking, like, not supposed to do that, cooking
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 15: right after temperature. That's what I do with chicken, oh,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 15: write regularly. I take it out of the freezer, I
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 15: put it in warm water thought.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: And then I put it in the oven.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 13: You know, Samy might be indestructible because you're doing everything
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 13: they say not to do, and you're still here to tell.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 5: That's a secret on why she's so skinny that we
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 5: should be doing constantly.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh my.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 12: Goodness, because I'm temperature of the chicken like one after
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 12: I cook it.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Of course, Okay, you're not supposed to thought that way.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 13: But say you found chicken in a dumpster and then
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 13: you cooked it, it would still be the right temperature,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 13: but you probably shouldn't eat it.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 5: Correct salmon right down, write down everything you do so
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 5: I can follow that.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: We need a food diary for you.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I kind of see your point though, I mean, you're.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 13: Cooking a lot of things out of it, but some
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 13: things you can't. You know, like dumpster chicken, you probably
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 13: should just leave in the dumpster.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 15: So it's because it's creating already when it's sick.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: But I thought.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 8: When you cook it, the bacteria goes away.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: This is between you and the CDC. Sam, Okay, I
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: don't know. All I know is we have a new
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: T shirt Dumpster chicken.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 8: Delicious, all right.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 13: Also, the magic number for cooking your turkey is anybody
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 13: know the degrees?
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: No, one sixty five?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 13: You were close enough, and you have to measure it
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 13: in three places, the breast, the wing, and the thigh.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 13: And again, no matter how much you like it, experts say,
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 13: do not cook your stuffing inside the turkey. It does
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 13: not generally does not reach one sixty five could make
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 13: everyone sick.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, Sammy's mom.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 13: And remember leftovers are not like fine wine. They don't
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 13: get better with age. You got three or four days Woodies, family,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 13: before the fridge becomes a science experiment.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: By the way, pets, don't just give them whatever's on
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: your plate.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 13: A lot of herbs and essential oils and stuff that
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 13: goes in this food can make animals really sick.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: And when you give dogs raw dough, it expands in
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: their stomach make it could make them have surgery.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: No, but she's definitely gonna get some turkey. She's gonna
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: get some of that white castle stuffing that we're gonna have.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, to get some of that I've been promising.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: Her, I'm like, oh.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Us, she's so excited.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: My dods are French, so they want this shark couterie that's.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: Right, and the oyster stuff. You can have a turkey
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: dinner with us, but lay.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 13: Off the like the extra rby stuffing because they're not
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 13: supposed to have that. You don't look convinced, but that's what.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: The A lot of times stuffing has onions in it, right, So.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: My dog eat her own turds, yes, but she can't
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: have some delicious stuff that's organic.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 13: So in conclusion, if you stay smart and do stuff
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 13: like use your trusty meat thermometer, separate cutting boards to
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 13: avoid cross contamination, trying to stick with the two hour
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 13: left over rule before sticking in the fridge, wash your
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 13: hands like you're prepping for surgery, you and your guests
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 13: are going to have a good time that doesn't involve
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 13: putting a seat belt on the toilet.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: That was Gina's grad school. I hope you learned a.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: Lot Gina's grad school. For Thanksgiving food poisoning, somebody said,
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 4: please mention carryover cooking, like when you pull something out
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: of a hot oven, the internal temperature will rise several
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: degrees while the temperature evens out. They're arguing that turkey
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: could be pulled out between one hundred and fifty five
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 4: and one hundred and fifty seven, it'll go up another
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: eight to ten degrees. However, I don't know if I
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: need to do it just barely, I'll take it just
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: barely overcooked.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the same. That's more for like steaks they think.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not like well done. We're talking like just barely.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And you do want to let your meat rest,
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: if you know what I mean, Yeah, because the juice
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: is read.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: I would say I can't stop stop one sixty like
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: if you take it out of one sixty one sixty two, fine,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: but I'm not going one fifty five to get to
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 4: one sixty five.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 13: This is not the time to like your inner Gordon
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 13: ramsay your turkey, everybody, and have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 4: All right, thank you very much, Gina, you got it.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: We're gonna take a break. We got some more Wooies
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: show coming up for you next.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: Hang on, So what you show me right back?
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: Comically large.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: It's disgusting.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: Well it is a time for Thanksgiving round of the
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 4: no hands challenge. Greg is the feeder, yes, and then
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: the feed e t yeah. And then Menace he is
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: the feed Yes, I'm hungry, he is. He's going to
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 4: be eating a Thanksgiving meal. It's that, uh that Greg
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: will be feeding Menace with and only using his feet.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 4: Yes, So we've done a bunch of other things in
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: the past, and uh now Greg was in charge of
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: the menu, and he went very traditional with the menu.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: I did except for one thing because I figured, you
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: know how much I hate waste. I didn't want to
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: waste good turkey on foot food. So I got like
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: just some pre made smoked turkey, okay, And then we
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: do have what I consider to be an awesome side
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: dish of mashed potatoes. It's this brand called bob Evans.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it's so good.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: What do you find this.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: Grocery store, regular grocery store, the premd stuff they have
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: like a pre made mac and cheese, chicken.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: It's like.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: It's a restaurant. Bob Evans is a restaurant. Yeah, it's awesome.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: You've never been to a bob Evans.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: I have not the mashed potatoes rule. And then we
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: have to top it off just some what I would
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: call convalescent hospital homemade non homemade gravy, I should say
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: jarred gravy. It smells like a convalescent hospital cafeteria, thank you,
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: And then some delicious ocean spray cranber my only kind.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, and so uh menace, Well, uh, we're
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 4: gonna try to he's blindfolded.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: He's got that blindfold on the.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 4: Google, and we're gonna we're gonna see how he does.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: Again.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 4: Only the goals to get it into his mouth and
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 4: to feed menace using only his feet.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: This is I'm nervous today. This isn't I got a
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: spoon gravy I gotta I don't know how I'm gonna
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: get the cranber?
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 15: What?
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: What are we?
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: What are we gonna start with? I think we should
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: be civilized and just start with some turkey. Would you
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: like some gravy on top of the civilized?
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, we'll start with tradition, turkey and grave. Now
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 4: what are we gonna do? Are you going to uh
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 4: the turkey? Are you going to dip it into the gravy?
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 17: Like?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: How are we gonna do it?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: I think I might top it with gravee. Okay, I
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: have a spoon in the gravy. I got a spoon
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: in the cranberry, a spoon and the mashed.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: Potatoes and a fork for the gravy.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, so I guess, baby, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: come around to the other side.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: There happening.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: Oh man, I didn't position the turkey and with a
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: little bit of gravy on top.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I can see. But you got a minute.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: I'm still working here.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Greg is working to get the turkey.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: Oh you okay? Using his My god, this is just
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: dropped the space new new techniquegy, I'm gonna dunk the
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: you know what you do?
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: Maybe you dunk your foot into the gravy and then
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 4: and then grab the turkey with the gravy foot.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go. The reason.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: Why is why is man is blindfolded, because it makes
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: it more of a challenge. Menace has to get it
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: into his mouth.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: Just dipped his toes in a hot gravy.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, it's sorry, it probably feels nice, right Greg.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: Well, you know how chefs always say you're the best
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: tool is your hands. Yeah, and what they really mean
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: is it's your feet sneering?
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, so he's gonna he's got the turkey
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: between his big toe.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: Oh it kind of broke.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: And if you think about it, the feet are the hands.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: Of the legs.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 4: What's the reamer, Gina?
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: This looks vile.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: You don't want to try something. So he's got a
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: piece of the turkey.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it another dunk. Okay, here we go,
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: man go, here we go. It's coming to find Oh yeah,
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: I get that. Oh yeah, you haven't got it yet.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: You can feel with your mouth. You can feeling with
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: your mouth.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: Let's give him.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta get more.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 3: The turkey was hanging on his foot.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: He had it up there in your foot.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: Menace, used your tongue to kind.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: Of I'm gonna put more by your foot a little bit.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: But he liked it. He liked Okay, here comes more.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Oh wow, this is really dangling?
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: Is this going? Really? Okay? I think about.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 10: That?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 4: Was that was?
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's falling here. It is his foot.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: He's using his foot. So yes, here's gonna be a tone.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: No he's not, he's not menace anything.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 18: I gotta go higher. It's right, heads because it's the way.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 18: It's dangling. Less talking, more eating. There is, there is,
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 18: there is, you got you gotta don't keep don't keep
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 18: bringing it up. You got pasta like pasta.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: Come on, Menace, it's turkey.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: You literally almost bit his heel. Did you get it?
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: It was dangling?
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm giving that one. I'm giving that one partial credit.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: That was that one's partial credit because he just slip
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 4: it up like a spaghetti because he had Why did
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: it come off in like one big kind of long string.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably because I gripped it with my foot. Yeah,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: really hard and it kind of broke the middle.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 4: All right, you're ready for some mashies. By the way,
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: this whole thing is MENACE's idea. There's no hands challenge.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 4: This is like the fourth or fifth one we've done.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 4: This is just the Thanksgiving additions. That was the smoke
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 4: turkey dipped in gravy, or actually foot dipped in gravy.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: I'm allowed to wipe my foot in between, right, because
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: I can't grip my spoon with gravy toes. Now, what
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: do you do the spoon for the mashed potatoes? Can
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: I give you can I give you like a thought
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: on the mashed potatoes.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: I think you kind of use your like the top
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 4: of your foot as like a shovel and have it
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: sit on top of your foot, and the menace eats
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: the mashed potatoes off the top of your foot.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: He's going to need to engage the other foot for
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: this gravy.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: That could be the second part of the challenge. Let's
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: start with mashed potatoes.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: You can try with the spoon first.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: You can go on to the second round, though.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: Gregg's dying to use the spoll, right, I'm jumping ahead
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: to the reveals. Yeah, I'm gonna.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna. Okay, here we go. Okay, here's spoon. Here
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 3: we go.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 4: This is mashed potatoes Thanksgiving round of the No Hands Challenge.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: Would you like gravy minutes? You can do it easily.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: I would also like to know what you can see
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: from your vantage seas. Okay, I only have the one
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: side here.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be contortion this here, Okay, here we go.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: Here always got the spoon. Oh there you go, Greg,
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: that was really good. I could see why you wanted
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: to do that.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: That was fun.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: Oh right, hip, that was a that was a spoonful
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: of mashed potato.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: A little more and a little more foot yeah, a
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: little more.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 4: I mean Greg's going on about these bob Evans mashed potatoes, like,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 4: what are you giving?
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: Let's give him, Let's give him more than Okay, that's
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: feel good, Greg.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: It's got to be weirdly satisfying, right, yeah, it kind
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: of is.
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  Speaker 1: And I hate to waste. So he's getting more.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's a that's a good amount, all right, menace
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  Speaker 4: there slifted up, get the get the.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that good? Yeah? Sorry?
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  Speaker 3: Since when does he eat slow?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Here it's still there?
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  Speaker 1: All right? He has a savor.
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  Speaker 4: Really well, yeah, because he scooped it up with toe
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  Speaker 4: because I know you like big bites.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he likes to eat quickly.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I guess I'm not going to go back.
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  Speaker 4: All right, so let's let's do uh, let's let's do
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  Speaker 4: with with the gravy.
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  Speaker 3: Mashed potatoes and gravy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing better.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, So he's he's gonna get a serving
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  Speaker 4: of both, some mashed potato, some grave Oh this delicious bite,
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  Speaker 4: this looks Oh my god, thanksgiving? All right, here we go,
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  Speaker 4: all right, he got about you. Pull amount mashed potato.
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  Speaker 1: And toe mashed potato.
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  Speaker 3: Put the toe in mashed potato.
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  Speaker 4: All right, all right, all right, it's like what jel
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  Speaker 4: what's cold?
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  Speaker 1: The gravy? All right, all right, cold grave.
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  Speaker 3: Let's give you some dessert now you've earned it.
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  Speaker 1: So what is this?
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  Speaker 3: This is the cranberry sauce.
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  Speaker 1: Cranberry?
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  Speaker 2: Oh I love.
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  Speaker 3: I think this is going to be the most difficult.
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  Speaker 1: Don't cut your toe.
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  Speaker 5: This is the this is the ocean.
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  Speaker 3: Correct, alright, So I'm gonna try to get to are
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  Speaker 3: we are we dealing with the spoon. I'm gonna try
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  Speaker 3: with the.
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  Speaker 1: Spoon first, because for real, you're going to get tennis.
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  Speaker 1: This is, okay, insanely difficult to my body like this, you'
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: sounding such a Mom'll put on a sweater.
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  Speaker 3: I'm cold and I have such gravy feed that I
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  Speaker 3: can't do.
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  Speaker 1: You need a napkin. I do need to wipe this
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  Speaker 1: one toe here?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it is like a little bit more like
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  Speaker 4: the cranberry is obviously little bit more dense. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you know what your face?
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  Speaker 1: Well, hold on, put a towel on Greg's toes and
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: have him like his face back. Oh yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, how am I going to get this spoon?
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: This is well because cranberry sauce. This is not sauce.
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  Speaker 1: This is like a hard well it's it doesn't scoop
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  Speaker 1: like gravy escapes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, all right, I think you almost got it.
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  Speaker 1: You might have to one more time.
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  Speaker 4: You might want to push down on the spoon kind
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  Speaker 4: of like pry it like jello.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, or yeah there you go. Yeah, okay, there's
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 3: a nice game.
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  Speaker 1: Now I can shift the spoon, turn the spoon, earn
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  Speaker 1: the spoon. Alright, so Greg's grabbing the spoon. Menaces waiting,
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  Speaker 1: mouth a gape, scoop it with the other foot onto
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  Speaker 1: the spoon.
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  Speaker 4: Use use the other foot to your advantage. It's a
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  Speaker 4: good idea, Gina.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice call. Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: All right man, it's getting the cranberry.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I got a good on the spoon.
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  Speaker 3: That's really good.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: That's plentiful.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay, here we go, here we.
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  Speaker 4: Go, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Left you up, Greg's the real victim here. Wow, that
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  Speaker 1: was difficult a f all right, that is hard? Hard?
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  Speaker 4: Now do we think we can pull off the trifecta?
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  Speaker 3: All three?
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  Speaker 1: A piece of turkey like like the perfect bite the leftovers. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so it would be turkey. I'm gonna do a little potato.
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  Speaker 4: Potato gravy and some cranberry sauce, like if you have to.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 4: What you should do is just kind of mix it
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  Speaker 4: all together, scoop it on, you know, a nice scoop
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  Speaker 4: it up with the spoon.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. Here's a piece of berry right there, all right
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  Speaker 1: on the tarp for you. You mean out of the jars. Yes,
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: it's not everywhere. There we there, we go.
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  Speaker 4: There, we three together, all three together, all three together.
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  Speaker 5: It's not all mushy.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: Because it's not sure.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: Did I tell you Greg, I was at Trader Josie
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: other day and they have a Thanksgiving burrito. Now it's
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: like all of these things and that sounds good. Prison spread.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: I'll give you guys a review later on. All right, okay, okay,
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: I got it.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: It's all okay, here we go. Okay, here's the full meal,
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 3: full meal.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 4: Get it?
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: Get it.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: Almost there?
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 11: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Did you get it?
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: What was it? It's not good. It's not good maybe
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: like cold ass.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 14: That was just tomato. It was left oever, well okay,
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 14: oh that's a that's a nice big nut'll get that.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 14: He looks like something a national geogra apart. Alright, nice,
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 14: nice to the leftover stop, thank you.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: Well, there you go.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: That's how you do the No Hands challenge. Menace, Now, menace.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 4: You had the turkey, you had the cranberry, you had
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 4: the mashed potatoes. Can you give us, like a ranking
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 4: of of your favorites? What did you like the most
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 4: and then the least? Yeah, yeah, point to smoke turkey.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I love the turkey.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 5: Okay, love the crayberry sauce.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 3: Uh the mashed potatoes.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 5: Potatoes could use a little more salm, pepper. Gravy terrible.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: The gravy turkey.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: Giving you a nap? All right, Well there you go. Wow,
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: I gotta go take a shower.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Thanksgiving edition of the No Hands Challenge.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 3: We're gonna take. We'll take a quick break. We've got
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: some more WI show for you. Next, hang on more next.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 1: Maybe they'll hurt each other in the hallway running for
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: the bathroom.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: Maybe the show's the woody show.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 4: You know, I shouldn't be hungry after watching what we saw.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, file, Yeah.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: Should I be embarrassed and I'm coming.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: Work? Yeah, but for like show show show us your apps.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 3: I bet you well now, yeah watched it?
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah, dude right, I'm gonna clean my shirt
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: up off herding though. And Greg, you should love that
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: that Bob Evans, because I did check. And yes, our
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: friend Jerry O'Connell and our Francis Roberto, we're these spokesman
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: for Bob Evans mashed potatoes and mac and cheese four
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: or five years ago. That's a gig.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 3: I would love to go.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: God forbid he bring us up. I know, insensitivity draining
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: for a political world.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: Well that's it for Thursday. Full show podcast you can
• 1:40:54
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• 1:40:57
  Speaker 4: Anything you missed, it's all on today's podcast. The great
• 1:41:00
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• 1:41:05
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• 1:41:07
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• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you think that the world doesn't care and
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 3: the world is ignoring you, just miss a few car payments.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: Or just remember you're right either one.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's to pick your own adventure your parting words
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 4: of wisdom today.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody cares as much as you do. Never about
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: whatever they're not thinking about you.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's such a hard thing to really come to
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 4: grips with. Yeah, not like from an egotistical standpoint, just
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 4: from a you are convinced you're paranoia has got you
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 4: so ramped up.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, you guys get it. Especially on a bad
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 3: hair day. You think, oh, the world's looking at me,
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 3: your hair looks terrible.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 1: They're worried about their own hair. They're not. They're not.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but Greg's obsessing about it. But but you're also right, Greg, Yeah,
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 4: try missing a payment with the government on a tax thing.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 4: But if the if the government ever owes you like
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 4: you miscalculate or whatever, or even like your refund.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: That you're entitled to, you'll never hear from them.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 4: You think you get interested if they're late with their
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 4: No rush on that, all right, Thank you very much,
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 4: Greg Gory, Thank you so much for giving the show
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 4: some of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 4: love it, appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 4: can suck it. Catch back here on Friday. Have a
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 4: great day. S MD double M.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: I quit this bitch.