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YOU JACKING ME? | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:70 · Chisme With DoKnow

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: What's the deal? New York City, son, we're here. We're here.
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: We got Rael Ortiz in the moment.
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: We had to ask his mom if he could come
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: outside and do a podcast with us.
• 0:27
  Speaker 3: Permission slip signed.
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: Hey, Baba, thank you for coming, man. I know it
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: was super last minute.
• 0:30
  Speaker 3: Nah, hell yeah, bro. I couldn't miss you, bro.
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: I'm doing all of you. Obviously, you know who I am.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: I know you just introduced, you met Jakarta in the bathroom.
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: I did meet him in the bathroom. Y'all want to
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: hear about it?
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: I walk in the bathroom. I walk in the bathroom
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: and I see them boots underneath the store. I'm like, oh,
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: some big ass boots. And bro was in there just
• 0:52
  Speaker 3: taking a big old Section 8 shit, bro. It was
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: like a project shit, bro.
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: And then he was blasting reels.
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: And the fact that he, I know it was like,
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: But that's crazy because his phone speaker don't really work.
• 1:11
  Speaker 4: So the fact that he was in a quiet.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: Bathroom, that's all.
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: It was quiet and the echo was mad loud. And
• 1:16
  Speaker 3: then he was just shitting. And then I was using
• 1:20
  Speaker 3: the urinal right next to him. And then he get
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: up and he's just like.
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, what the fuck kind of
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: monster is lurking? It was crazy. I looked over the stall.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: When I stood up and I was like, oh, it's
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: some white dude. Because I seen his head, you know?
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's some waifu, you know?
• 1:38
  Speaker 3: I thought it was you because it was like the
• 1:41
  Speaker 3: TikTok or whatever, the reel he was watching, it was
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: like talking about like Mexicans and shit.
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: It was a pod. It was a pod. So you
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: see when I called you?
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you called me. I see when you called me
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: and I answered and I was like, oh, so you're
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: trying to see if the phone rang.
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: In the bathroom. I was trying to see if that
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: was you.
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, that was definitely him. He's a demon like that, though.
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: People always get mad at me for bullying him, but
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: he's the type like... We'll be somewhere quiet and he'll
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: just pop out a big-ass tissue.
• 2:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not that awesome, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:09
  Speaker 4: That's what he is. He doesn't know how to read
• 2:11
  Speaker 4: the room.
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: Like, okay, I'm going to tell you the most nastiest
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: shit he's ever done.
• 2:15
  Speaker 4: And I love my boy. He's my best friend.
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: Well, fuck you.
• 2:17
  Speaker 4: Well, fuck you.
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: He farted around old people at a BJ's before.
• 2:23
  Speaker 3: For like hot balls.
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: Nah. They're near death. I don't think they were tripping
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: on this shit. No, they was tripping.
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: We're sitting there. We get to Portland, right? We get
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: to Portland, and we're chilling, and we go eat. It's me, him,
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: and my manager.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: We're doing... No, no, sorry.
• 2:38
  Speaker 4: We're in Eugene.
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: But we're about to do a comedy show in Eugene.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: We go eat.
• 2:42
  Speaker 4: Out of nowhere, it just starts stinking.
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: And... I thought it was funny at first, but then
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: when this food started getting mad, I just quiet down
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: because I'm like, oh, fuck.
• 2:50
  Speaker 4: I'm going to be honest. But it wasn't loud?
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: It wasn't loud. It was just mad, deadly.
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: That wasn't that bad.
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, fool. It was like... Could have blamed
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: it on them, bro. You don't know who did it. No, no.
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: I thought it was like a.
• 3:03
  Speaker 4: No, I'm going to tell you why.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you why.
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: Because the minute it started smelling, he was like.
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: He could have played it off. But the problem is,
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: Jakarta has a history of being a marrano.
• 3:16
  Speaker 3: What's that, marrano?
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: A marrano, like a dirtbag.
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: Ah, okay.
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: So he has a history of doing grimy shit.
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: You look like a monster over here. He just said
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: you were a monster.
• 3:26
  Speaker 4: Is that what you said? Yeah.
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: And keep in mind, me and him, if it was
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: just me and him, I would have thought it was funny.
• 3:32
  Speaker 2: My manager is a 50-year-old man.
• 3:34
  Speaker 3: Cubano.
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: So there's certain ways we play that he doesn't think.
• 3:40
  Speaker 4: Like, you know, it's just etiquette, fool.
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: So when I farted, I thought that was funny. So
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: I'm smiling and shit. And then his manager goes, well,
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: the homie Marty goes, dude, what the fuck is that
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: fucking smell, bro? He's like, this shit is really pissing
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: me the fuck off. And then from smiling, I just went... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: And then I'm like.
• 3:58
  Speaker 3: You felt the shame?
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt the shame. So I started looking away
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: and this bitch right here fucking undressed goes like, oh,
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: you thought I know it was you. And like, fuck it,
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: I folded, bro. Yeah, and then I was just like,
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: and I was like, and I was like, Jakarta, if
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: it's just us, fool.
• 4:11
  Speaker 3: You could fuck around.
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: I'm like, we could fuck.
• 4:12
  Speaker 3: Around like that couple.
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: But I'm like, exactly. You know, I got the crib.
• 4:17
  Speaker 4: Like, Jakarta's the type to like... Yeah, exactly, fool.
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: Like, in front of other people, they like... We gotta...
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: With the couple, we gotta set a boundary. It's just about...
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: It's just about.
• 4:26
  Speaker 3: Some people farts are like real deadly. Like they stink bad.
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: Like my shit don't stink. Get the fuck out of here. Bro.
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: I know, bro.
• 4:34
  Speaker 3: Contrary to popular belief. My shit, I look like it, dude.
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: My shit don't stink, but my shit loud, bro.
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: I was in a museum. I should be clapping?
• 4:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: I should be flapping. Yeah. Shit is Magic City on
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: a Monday.
• 4:52
  Speaker 3: I did that shit in the museum the other day, bro.
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, that happened the other day.
• 4:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. This was like in August, actually.
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: Okay. It's very important. What type of museum was it?
• 5:03
  Speaker 3: It was the one in Philly, bro. The one next
• 5:06
  Speaker 3: to the Rocky Steps. Oh, he disrespects that. I was
• 5:08
  Speaker 3: with Marcelo.
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: You know Marcelo? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 5:12
  Speaker 3: He liked to invite people to fucking museums and shit.
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I was with him and my boy, and we
• 5:17
  Speaker 3: was just staring at a painting, bro.
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: Loud.
• 5:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, big room.
• 5:20
  Speaker 3: Dead quiet.
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: You know museums.
• 5:22
  Speaker 3: And I don't know. I'm like, yo, this shit is inspiring, bro.
• 5:27
  Speaker 3: and the shit echoed throughout the entire building bro and
• 5:30
  Speaker 3: that shit was hilarious bro.
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: Marcelo was like they're gonna cancel me.
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah like see i'm more of a i'm like in
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: the middle i'm i'm very much a medium they're not
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: they're not super stinky they're also not super loud but
• 5:44
  Speaker 2: they're loud so i i just my biggest problem is
• 5:47
  Speaker 2: that i've had a history of sharding Oh. Yeah, so
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: every time I do fart, I just tell the team
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: I'll be right back, and I go make sure.
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: There's no stains. You a squirter.
• 5:56
  Speaker 3: Yes. Some would say.
• 5:57
  Speaker 4: From the back, yeah.
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm like the case. That shit happens, bro. Yeah, yeah.
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: I feel like when I'm drunk and I'm high off
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: drugs and stuff, not the bad ones, the good ones,
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh, did I shit myself? And every
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: now and then I'll just leave. Why not?
• 6:13
  Speaker 4: That shit gives you the runs?
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: I think so. I get the runs off alcohol, real shit.
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: You ever get drunk one day and the next day
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: you have diarrhea? Yeah, for sure.
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: But the next day, not while I'm drinking.
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's probably the drugs though. Have you ever
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: had to shit while being drunk? In the club. Oh,
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: that's the worst. Bro, one time I shit at a
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: club with no stall door. What club was this? It's
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: in downtown. And I had the homie Fidel just stand
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: right there. Mommy's big as fuck. And I heard him
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: standing in front of the stall and I was like,
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: I gotta let it rip real quick.
• 6:47
  Speaker 3: Nah, that's your boy for real. I'm not doing that
• 6:52
  Speaker 3: shit for my mom.
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: But when you're group leader, it's easy. Who's the group leader?
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: For real?
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  Speaker 3: For some reason I don't see it. I'm not getting
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: that aura from you.
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: What, you're not jacking me off, B? Wrong. Try it again.
• 7:09
  Speaker 4: You're not jacking me off?
• 7:11
  Speaker 3: No, you're not jacking that?
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: So the term is not jacking me off.
• 7:18
  Speaker 3: It's definitely not jacking me off, bro. You definitely want
• 7:21
  Speaker 3: to go, you're not jacking that?
• 7:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, what about this one?
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: You jacking or clapping me? You jacking me or clapping me?
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: That's a thing too?
• 7:27
  Speaker 3: You see, bro? I'm 35, bro.
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: 35? I'm 35, bro. That's what I'm saying.
• 7:31
  Speaker 4: You don't read the rules.
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: You don't read the rules.
• 7:34
  Speaker 5: I'm lost.
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: I'm lost, son. Son, you know what I'm saying? Son,
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: he don't read the room. Brooklyn, son!
• 7:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 7:42
  Speaker 3: I don't like this.
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: I don't like this.
• 7:44
  Speaker 3: No?
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: You know how there's a lot of Jewish people in
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: New York? Jesus Christ. Do they have their own lingo, too?
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: Like a slang?
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: Nah, I don't be seeing them do that.
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: Penny, son! How much does that be? I think it's
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: cool how the Jews have their own Underground Railroad here.
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: Kind of like Harriet Tubman. Yeah, that was crazy, bro.
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: You seen the video? Were you surprised?
• 8:04
  Speaker 4: We talked about this, remember?
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: I was surprised, bro.
• 8:07
  Speaker 3: That shit was interesting. I kind of wanted to take
• 8:11
  Speaker 3: a little flashlight. Go see some Scooby-Doo adventures down there.
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: That is hilarious.
• 8:19
  Speaker 4: So clapping me and jacking me off is not a thing?
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: No.
• 8:22
  Speaker 4: Okay, don't get mad.
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: At me, fool. No, it's because yesterday I heard some
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: fool said, you jacking me or clapping me? And I'm
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: guessing that was a... Who said that? Why would they
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: say that, bro? You have to understand, too, these are
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: representatives of your city. These are the young... Washington Heights,
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: by the way. Drill.
• 8:38
  Speaker 3: These are the kids who listen to Drill, bro. Yeah.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: I don't... I can't listen to shit that's not on there.
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: Is he jacking or clapping? No, no, no, no, no.
• 8:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 8:45
  Speaker 4: By the way, Jakarta really likes that.
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: Jakarta, tell them how you want to make a Joe
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: song while you're out here. I used to think that
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: show was funny, but actually, I respect the country.
• 8:52
  Speaker 4: No, you really like the music.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: I love the music. The true music? Yeah.
• 8:56
  Speaker 3: You should, bro. You should make one.
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: Nah, I'm cool. I'll make it when I leave. Like,
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: I'll make it here, then release it when I'm back
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: in the city.
• 9:03
  Speaker 3: You feel safer back there. Oh yeah, don't fucking fuck
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: up my face. You don't got no ops over here, bro.
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: You good, bro. Still, I was walking around last night,
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: and I was just like, there's just so many motherfuckers.
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: It was just black people walking around you. So many motherfuckers. Lawyers,
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: black doctors and shit walking by. It's a lot of them.
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of them, bro. The funniest shit yesterday,
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: we were in Washington Heights with all the homies from Pueblo,
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: New York and shit.
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: Shout out to our people, man. Shout out to Joe
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: and them. And then we're like, hey, man, let's go
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: to Times Square right now.
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: We're walking.
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: Jakarta CCs, all type of races. Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, whites, Asians. Dominicans,
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: a couple of black people with a.
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: Backpack and Jordans on. He's like, yeah, it's kind of
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: dangerous out here. Yeah.
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: It's a little cold, bro. That shit made you zip up?
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: Let's take the pictures and get the fuck on, Times
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: Square looks so beautiful. And then I see the police
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: took my shit right out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe it.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: Police will not help you here, bro. For real?
• 9:58
  Speaker 3: What?
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: What? If you see the police, that's because you somewhere dangerous. No,
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: we were at Times Square. Times Square. Times Square. I
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: feel like just because it's such a popular area.
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: Times Square is not safe, bro. I tell you that
• 10:08
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: I thought the only problem was there was beefing it
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: with Elmo. If you get a flick and he's like, hey,
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: where the fuck my $ 20?
• 10:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they will fuck you. They will fuck you up, bro.
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. They got hands. What? I was on fucking
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: me up.
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: All right, but Spider-Man.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, actually, I'm on my fucking me up. That's the
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: part I pissed off. Like, fuck, I got to do
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: this shit again today. Yep. Let one motherfucking try me up.
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: Nah, Times Square.
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: You jacking me or clapping me?
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: Times Square was cool yesterday.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: Big ass rats.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: I was like, damn. Umberto, who works with us, he's
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: a pussy. He's a grown ass man, by the way,
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: 35 years old.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: His name is Umberto?
• 10:47
  Speaker 4: Umberto.
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: Am I right?
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: Guess what his nickname is. Humby. Humby? Ew, what a
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: piece of shit. Where's he at? Oh, shit. Yo, nice
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: to meet you, bro. So unique. Unique name, bro. Yeah.
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: The switch up is crazy.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: I'm jacking that. I'm jacking that. Are you jacking that?
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: I'm jacking you off, son.
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: Humby.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: Nah, not fool. Humby's gay, fool. Humby's gay as fuck.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: Same sex? No, no, no.
• 11:22
  Speaker 4: He has kids and shit. Can I show you one
• 11:25
  Speaker 4: of his photos on his Instagram?
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: So we do this thing where we go through his
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Instagram every now and then. And I feel like it's
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: an old person thing. Yeah, bro, he pulls up like
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: an old man. It's like big Myspace vibes. You ready?
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: Let's just... The angle is cool, but what the fuck
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: you laughing at?
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: What's he smiling about?
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 11:48
  Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you where we're at. We're in
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: the middle of Northern California. We're driving up.
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: To San Francisco from LA, and he's admiring the fields.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: He's a very appreciative person.
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it looked like. He just looked so
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: happy to be there. I see we're driving by an elementary.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: He was excited.
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: Bro just looks like things are going to be okay,
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: you know? But he's just like, yo, you know what?
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: I'm going to turn shit around, bro.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: I feel better days coming, you know? He's the type
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: on his birthday when the candles are there, they say,
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: make a wish. He goes, I don't need to. Everything
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: I need is right here.
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: You okay? I'm always okay, man, when I'm not asking.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: God, God. Humby.
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: Fuck you. Yo, but your name is worse.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: Jakarta? Isn't that a soda? It's a city.
• 12:32
  Speaker 4: It's a city in Indonesia.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, my fucking people. What, you Indonesian?
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: I am, yeah.
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: That's a damn lie.
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: No, I swear. Well, actually.
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: No, you gotta be, bro, because you... You got to
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: be the tallest Mexican I ever met.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: No, I'm Indonesian, but I ain't going to probably be
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: like the tallest Indonesian too, bro. Yeah? What happened? How
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: you get that weight? My grandfather was really... What? How'd
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: I get that weight?
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how you get that weight?
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you said weight.
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that too.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: I eat a lot, but I eat excessively.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: So there's this theory we have within our family that
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: his dad's not really his dad. His dad is probably
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Andrea's height and looks Mexican as shit.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: And he claims that's his father. I don't see it.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: I'm a little confused. Why you always talking about my father, bro?
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: We talking about my father, son.
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: Son.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: You know why y'all inspire me, though?
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: Because y'all, um, see, once I was able to grow
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: whatever this is, this beard, and I gained some weight,
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: I never took it off. But seeing y'all, like, y'all
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: some big face, big neck Latinos, and y'all... He's Indonesian, brother.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: We just established this.
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: Y'all some big-faced gentlemen, and y'all don't even care, bro.
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: Y'all just be showing all that neck. Everywhere y'all go,
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: y'all just showing that neck.
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: I just got my bag, fool. I just got mine.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: That shit is dope. Get that camera switch right there.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: It's inspiring, you feel me?
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, you got to show your shit off.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: I feel like... Well, I mean, I think it comes
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: down to this. You circumcised or no?
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: No, absolutely not. We're Latino.
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: We're Latino.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: We don't do that. No, I'm not circumcised. What do
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: you mean, absolutely not? Why you said it was a
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: horrible thing?
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it is.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: Because I saw a bunch of shit fall on your shit.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Brother, brother, let me tell you something. Will you be
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: storing shit right in between your dick and your fucking skin, pops?
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Scrap a bum. Hell yeah.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: And then whenever you want to send a pic or
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: you want to measure it, you can pull the skin.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: That should give you like an extra six.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: Inches, bro.
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: Come on, for fuck's sake.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: When I pull my skin, bro, I'm like 10.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Inches, bro. That's fucking wild. For real. I'll show y'all.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: I'll show y'all. Yeah, please. Please don't.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: That's the way God made you. It's the original blueprint, bro.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: It's the dead stock version of the cock.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Who started the- You know who started it? The Jews? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, damn.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: So why do you guys do it? Hopping to bandwagon,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: I guess?
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just, it's a thing.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Because he's Muslim. How do you feel about the Muslims, brother?
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: I love Muslims.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What do you feel anything about them?
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: I love the food. I love they be respectful.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Facts, son.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: And they be barefoot. Yeah.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a good... Out here, they be in Dunkin' Donuts, bro,
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: on the phone like this, barefoot.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: Like this. What the fuck?
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: What you said?
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: 10 a.m., bro, barefoot like this.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: And I walk in and I just feel like home,
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: you know? Yeah.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: Over here, bro, in my neighborhood, bro, I'm surrounded by them, bro.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Surrounded by them. You just got to get it. You
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: just got to assimilate, brother. What religion are you?
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: I was born and raised Catholic.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Word. But you switched?
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: Nah, I'm still there.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: I just don't be at church like that. But when
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: I was growing up, bro, I was in church like
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: four days a week.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Damn, really? I'm not joking, bro. Four days a week? Bro,
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: I was a part of a youth group also. You
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: ever get touched? No. Okay. Just making sure. I didn't
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: know where this story was going. Nah, he wasn't one
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: of the ones.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: He wasn't one of the ones.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Someone was an ugly kid.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: Someone was an ugly kid.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: That was an ugly kid.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: But the pastor was like, ah, fucking fat ass neck.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Never mind. He was like, hey, move, move. Right there. Move. Nah,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: I don't think about that.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: Jacking me off.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Yo, you know. Nah, for not jacking me off.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: But you know, you know, in Catholicism.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Catholicism. Catholicism. Type beat. Uh-huh. You got to go.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: He's a fucking asshole.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: You got to confess to a priest. And I didn't
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: know what you had to confess. So the first time
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: I went, I told them everything. My mom hates me. No,
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: I literally told the priest, bro, me and him in
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: the confession booth. And I told them that I was
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: beaten off. I had to tell him, bro.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: How old are you?
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: It's a sin. I was like 15.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Okay. Spanking. Oh, wow.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, you was confessing at 15?
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: I never confessed because I never did my first communion.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: I did my first communion as an adult.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: For real?
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: So now I just keep all my sins to myself.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: I just told Jakarta like that.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: I just jacked off.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: Keep all my sins to myself.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, Jakarta, I just jacked off. I feel
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: terrible today. I'm about to do it too. Yeah.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: You got to match him. I had told also I
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: was having sex.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You were having sex at 15? Yeah, bro.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: I was a bad boy.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: How old was she or who? She was my age, bro. Nice, bro. Yeah. Yeah.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Some of the homies, like I'm on the younger side,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: but hey, you know, whatever fits.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Nah, we was the same age. It was high school days, bro.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, high school days. 15 in high school, that's like
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: ninth grade? Like sophomore year, sophomore, ninth grade?
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like 10th. Like 10th grade.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Having sex in 10th grade is pretty sick, bro.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: But then I was like, I didn't know how to
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: tell the priest. I didn't want to say, yo, I
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: was having sex to the priest. So I was like,
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: I was committing adultery.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Mm.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: And he was like, what does that mean? Because you
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: know adultery means you cheating on your wife. He was like,
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: what does that mean? And I was like, you know,
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: like doing adult stuff.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: I'd be fucking.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. I've never confessed. I didn't see.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: As long as God knows, fool. What are the parameters
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: of you confessing to a priest? Is it priest or pastor? Priest.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: You're definitely by law, you're protected by religious law, right?
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: You could tell your priest, hey bro, I just killed
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: four people.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Essentially, you can't tell nobody, fool. You're protected by the
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: law of God. He's following the law of God.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: The law of God?
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Does that make sense or no?
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't fucking make sense. Arrest that fool immediately.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about, if I find, let's say I'm a detective, right?
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Detective NYPD. And I, you know, just to, or whatever.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Point is, if I find out this fool isn't snitching
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: on the people that are confessing, like, crimes to him,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: this fool should get arrested, too.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Nah, you can't, bro.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: You can't.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: It's easy. It's like the same shit with a therapist.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: A therapist can't go and tell nobody. No, no, no.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: A therapist is different. A therapist is different. A therapist
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: is different. Because you watch Sopranos. Yeah, I watch a
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: lot of Sopranos. A therapist. I just watched it, too. Bernie!
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: You finished? Sopranos?
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I just saw it just now for the first time ever.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Whoa! Literally changed my life.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: You from out here, Sean, this should be one of
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: the first things. I thought they should teach you guys
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: that in school. That's like us for Blood In Blood Out.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: The minute Blood In Blood Out came out, somebody was like, you.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Have to watch.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: You've never seen that movie?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: You've never seen it?
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. For today, if you have free?
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got to put me on to some dope
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: West Coast shit.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay. Blood In Blood Out is probably the...
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: It's very cliche. Like, obviously, he's going to like.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: But it's very.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: It's very stereotypical, but it's also a three-hour banger movie.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: It's a classic, bro.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: It's a hood classic that, unfortunately.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Don't get spoken about as much.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Now it's the most popular movie. No, no.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: Now it's really popular on Hulu.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Like, people just picked up to it.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Would y'all, it's up there with like Boys in the
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Hood and shit?
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the Mexican version.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: It's the Mexican version of it.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, hell yeah.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: But it's very gruesome.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: It's tight though.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: I like that shit.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: It's super tight. And honestly, it's going to tell you
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: the story about the 90s.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: So actually, our boy Concrete just tried to shout out
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: my boy Concrete.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: He just told us, so when this movie came out,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: it basically was released by Disney. But at the moment,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: the LA riots.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Disney produced the movie.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: What? But at the moment, it was the LA riots
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: at the moment. So they didn't.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Want to promote it. So essentially they were like, oh, well,
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: we just let the movie be. The movie picked up
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: It didn't get on Hulu until recently, like two years ago.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: A year ago.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: And I don't know where it just blew up.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Now it's a cult classic.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, to like, let's say like people like maybe
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: from New York or other cultures like Dominican.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: The whites, Asians, whatever. They're like, what the fuck? But
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: little do they know.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: And the movie, you don't have to go on Hulu
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: for it.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Go to YouTube and have it for free for three hours. Yeah,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: I just watched it. A random channel has been making
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: millions off that movie. Damn.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: I think to this day, if that fool ever put
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: his actual account and shit, it's going crazy.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I literally just watched it. It goes through everything with
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: the streets and the dude goes to prison. It's just
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: a whole lot.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: I want to see more Mexican shit.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: It's probably one of the most iconic movies. You know
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: what essentially the story is about?
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: It's about a kid that was trying to fit in
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: with his cousin.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: So basically, Miklo is his name.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: So now on the hood, if you're in the West
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Coast and they call a guy Miklo and he's a
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: white boy, they're essentially calling him off that name.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: The kid, his name is Miklo.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Trying to be down.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: But he's white and Mexican. His dad's white, his mom's Mexican.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: So the Mexicans don't really like, you know, don't use
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: a white boy.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Prove it. Yeah, prove it.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: So he's constantly trying to prove himself, and that lands
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: him in prison at a young age.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: It's a dope story. You'll like it.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: You'll like it. Blood in, blood out. Blood in, blood out.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: It has huge stars, too. The main star, one of
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: the stars is Paco. Benjamin Pratt. Benjamin Pratt. He's one
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: of the big ones out there. He's one of the
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: top five most handsome foos.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: In the world.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: More than me?
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Huh? The fuck is the hesitation about?
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Is he more.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Handsome than me?
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: For sure, brother.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: For sure. I'm clapping him. I'm clapping him. Actually, I'm
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: jacking him. I'm clapping him. You're clapping and jacking him. Hey, guys.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: It's your boy, Duna. And Jakarta.
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  Speaker 1: We love you guys. What are you ethnically? You're Dominican?
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Nah, that shit.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: The Dominican.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Are you guys the same way we are with Salvadorans?
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I don't hate Salvadorans, but if somebody were to be like, hey,
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: are you Salvadoran?
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, fuck no. Is it the same way
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: with Dominicans and Puerto Ricans?
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of the time, yeah, people be like,
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: fuck no, I'm not that at all.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I thought you guys were way more unified, though. Not
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: at all. Now it is.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Now it's way more unified. He brought you guys together?
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Bad buddy, bad buddy did this. I'm going to be honest.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Nah, that's a fact, bro. But yeah, back then in
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: the 90s and shit, bro, yeah.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Puerto Ricans, Dominicans.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's always just, it's always like, yeah, always. Like
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: a competition kind of, like always.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: What is the main argument?
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Who makes better reggaeton music?
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Nah, nah. We can't fuck with Puerto Ricans when it
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: comes to reggaeton, bro.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: For real? What?
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know. When it comes to.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Bad Bunny, Puerto Rican? Yeah. Okay. Just want to make sure.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: The king of all time.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Bad Bunny's gay, no? So what, bitch?
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Hey, Defenders. You talking about our people like that?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Leave me us.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Leave that gay alone.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: He's brown like us. What about your people?
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Fucking Osama Bin Laden, bitch?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: What about him? Manny Pacquiao. He's Filipino, but y'all claim him.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Isn't that what you say he was? I'm Indonesian. Fucking racist.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Where the fuck is that? That's like a country over.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: It's right there though?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Southeast Asia.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: But Jakarta hates the gays.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: He's a Muslim.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: It's in his Quran.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: They hate those Muslims. No, I don't hate the gays.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Some of my homies, well, I have a gay homie.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I tolerate that.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Your boyfriend?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Nah. We're not really serious.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Not yet.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: They're just kids, but they say no homo after, so
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: it's all good, huh, Jakarta?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: You dirty girl. You dirty girl. You know, one of my...
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Not to change the subject, one of my favorite videos
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: that you've made was the aguacate one.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, and I jump over that counter.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then, I don't know if you've seen it. Yeah. Yeah,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: he's asking for the avocado and then you just start
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: beating the shit out of you.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: That shit is hilarious. I'm a big aguacate guy. He's, he's.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: I don't, I don't fuck with me.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: More than me? Marron. I am Marron. I ain't gonna lie, pops.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: If you don't got my, if, if I hate a
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: motherfucker that I say, can I get some aguacate?
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: We don't have it.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: And then, no, no, no. and they think putting guac
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: is okay. Bitch, that's not.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: The same thing.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Bitch, I want slices. You fuck. With salt. Exactly. What
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: happened to the guac? I remember when guac was going insane.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: You remember? I think it was a Chipotle thing.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Everybody thinks they can make it, but that's not even
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: the point. The point is, if I ask you for aguacate.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I don't mean smear guac all over my burger, bitch.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: That's going to make my shit smushy.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Smushy.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to make it all nasty and gross.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I want my shit sliced, papa.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: So that's why that video came from. I used to
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: go to that. It was a Dominican restaurant. And every
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: time I would go, I'd be like, yo, y'all got avocados? No,
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: we don't have none. No, we don't have none. So
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: then one day I was like, I'm going to make
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: a video, bro.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: And then we just made that shit. And I'm like, yo,
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: there was one. There was an avocado in the back.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, there's one right there. He's like, oh,
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: that's for another order. I'm like, no, that's for this
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: order right here.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck you prioritizing that order? I'm right here.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: And then I jumped over the counter and I went
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: and grabbed and just bit into that shit like it
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: was an apple. And then they was jumping me. I
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: was about to say, fool came with it.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Who came with an aluminum fucking pan and banged me
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: in the head with that shit. And they couldn't get
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: me down, bro. And I was just, it was avocado everywhere, bro.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: I love food. I don't know why restaurants aren't, because,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: and then they mad tax you for it. It's mad expensive.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: It is. And it's always extra. Do you notice that? Everywhere?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Avocado's always extra.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Avocado's, bro. I fucking love avocado.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Well, it's because, you know, some people believe that it
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: doesn't taste like nothing.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, in Asian countries- It's like a dessert.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Like in Indonesia and the Philippines, they put that bitch
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: in like smoothies.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: I saw a meme the other day. Some girl said
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: that avocado, it tastes like a clean dick. Did you
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: guys hear about this?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: No, mine's just dirty.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: That's what they said.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Avocado tastes like a clean dick.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: What does dirty dick taste like, Jakarta?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I don't taste it. I just give it. You give
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: the dirty dick? Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm going to have with
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: a dirty dicker.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Part of it tastes like high sodium. Yeah, like salt
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: or something. like a high cholesterol type shit.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like you ever lick a penny on accident?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: That just doesn't happen to people. That just doesn't happen
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: to people, bro. No, that's not, that's... No, no, no, no,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: that's never happened to me. In what situation are you
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: just licking pennies?
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: As a kid?
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but let's be honest, you never tried like a coin?
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: You know, you think it's chocolate? Never, you never tried
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: a coin? I think so. Everybody's trying to coin. Sometimes
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: a dirty box tastes like that. Exactly.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Like a gang of pennies.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: You know what it tastes like?
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Arrowhead water. Arrowhead water is not bad.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Arrowhead water is fucking disgusting. No, I don't hate it.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: You know what it tastes like?
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: The water from the school when you press the fucking...
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what that is, Arrowhead water. We
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: don't have that here. Y'all have Arrowhead water in here?
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Get the fuck out. No. We don't have no Arrowhead.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Water, right?
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: Is that a California thing?
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: We got Poland Spring.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: That's that shit.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: That's that good.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Poland Spring?
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: No, Poland Spring is delicious. It's my favorite. Oh, okay.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: How much is it? Like a regular? Regular, regular. But
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: it's mad cheap.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: You could buy a fucking 40 pack for $ 4.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: 00.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, hell no. That can't be good for you.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: It's how bad?
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Can somebody look up what rank is Arrowhead Water in
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: all the waters? I'm pretty sure it's bad, bro. It's
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: the one where, like, you know this? I can squeeze it,
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: and it won't. You know the plastic stays. If I
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: squeeze Arrowhead Water and it's full, that bitch will shoot
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: right out.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Like, it's not strong. It's not strong, bro. It's mad cheap.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: We had performed in a.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: If you're poor and you collect new Arrowhead Water bottles, man,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: you're going to.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Stay poor, motherfucker.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: You get no weight in that bitch.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Where did we just perform? Bakersfield. We just performed in
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Bakersfield and I asked for water. That's who gave me Saratoga. Oh, yeah.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: I was like, what the fucking.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Bakersfield is like... Do you know what Bakersfield is? No.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: It's like in the middle of nowhere, but a dope city.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Do you guys have that here in New York?
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: What?
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: It's like a little city.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: It's like Hoboken. Hoboken. Hoboken is dope. Yeah.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: Where the fuck is Hoboken?
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: In Jersey.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Oh. Jersey shun. Jersey shun. But yeah, I guess they
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: gave me Saratoga and I was just like, what a fool.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: That's sick, you know? That shit is nice. Yeah, Saratoga
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: is nice. You think Ashton Hall, when he did the
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: video with the Saratoga water, you know what I'm talking about?
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: When that fool dips his face in it?
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: You think he bought them stocks up? For sure.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. They gave him a lot of money
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: for that shit, bro.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: For sure. Hell yeah. Yeah, for sure. Well, I'm not sure.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure if the first video he got money,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: but after that, he kept doing the video. It went viral.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: They just sent him.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Any motherfucker that wakes up that early and gets on
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: his computer and starts doing stocks, I'm like, you're going
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: to go to jail one day for federal indictment.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: I don't trust any of that shit.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I'm jealous of those foods.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: I was like.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, a life of a millionaire when he's bored and
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: he just gets on a private jet and I'm like, bro,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: you're going to go.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: To prison one day and I know it.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: It's coming.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's coming for sure. Did Forex pop out here?
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: You remember when foods were on Forex talking about like,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: hey bro, I'm holding classes and shit. Where do you
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: think those foods are right now? Probably Jerky Crystal.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: I think they still doing that shit.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: It's not as popular anymore.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: It was really going crazy during the pandemic.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Motherfuckers were running out of mansion Airbnbs holding classes and
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: they were fucking retarded themselves. Where does Arrowhead land? 50
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: out of 100. That shit's number 50 out of 100.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Not that bad. Can we search up Poland.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Poland Spring.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Poland Spring. And then check... How much is Poland Spring
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: in a 24-pack?
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know about the packs.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Why do you.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Who the fuck.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Growing up, it was just a dollar. For one watt? But, like,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: the average-ass water bottles, right? Like, the regular ones? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: But I'm saying Poland.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's way worse than Arrowhead, boy!
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: But if you taste it.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: But what's the rating? Is that rating by popularity?
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Like, like the best.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Like, people that.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Popularity plus Yo, Polish Spring is the best, bro.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: You take a sip of that, you just.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: You sip that shit?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I sip.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: It's because you don't know no better. Bro, first of all,
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: we in New York. How about you do me a favor?
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Go check New York ranking for water.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, I know it's disgusting.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Are you stupid? We're the best, bro. I'm bugging. Our
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: shit comes from Niagara Falls, I believe, if I'm not mistaken. Oh,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I thought you almost said the other word. I was like, whoa.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Bro, I'm telling you, bro. New York got the best water, bro.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Y'all not beating Pacific Northwest. Y'all beating Portland and get
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: the fuck out of here.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: You tripping. Places out there you could drink straight from
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: the fucking screen. First of all, I was just in... Portland? No,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I was in... Hold on. Hello?
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: No, I'm tweaking.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I was in....
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Fucking... Ontario? I was just.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Having a brain on you.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: Denver?
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Niagara Falls? Colorado Falls?
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Was it in, no.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: What part of the country, fool?
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Hey, I was in Tacoma, Washington. That's the Pacific Northwest?
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Pacific Northwest, yes.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: And I was in the hotel, beautiful. We had like
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: a view of the mountain.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Were you solo?
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Nah, I was with my road manager.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: There was a mountain there, Mount, what's the name of
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: that mountain?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Who's he? No, dumbass. Let's just do it.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Fucking Asian.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: You fucking swear I know the mountain over there. I
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: don't even know what the fuck the Pacific Northwest is.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: I know what he's talking about.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: The famous one.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: It's like the biggest volcano in the 50 states. I
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: had a view of that shit and I'm like, yo,
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: the water here is going to be fire. I opened
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: up the sink and the shit smelled like pure ash.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Bounce that ass.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: It smelled like straight shake that ass. It just smelled
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: like sewage, bro. And you really got the best water here? Yeah.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Like brushing my teeth, I wanted to throw up. That's
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: just regular tap? Yeah, the tap water. You was throwing up, bro,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom. You took a shit and threw up
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: in the same stool, bro. That's a lot of pieces.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: In the United States? Yeah, motherfucker. Why the fuck are
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: there so many fat people in here, though? What the
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: hell do I got to do with water? In New York.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Y'all drink too much fucking soda and fucking Duce and
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Don Julio.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Brother, brother, brother. Are you fat shaming? Yes.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: That's why I got this neck.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Now I can do that. What you mean? You see it?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: You don't see it? I mean, yeah. You hating. You hating. Bro,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. You look way better than before, but this
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: shit still, you still got some boar's head ham. Well,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: you see it, boy, you see it. You don't see it?
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: It's coming, though. At least it don't sit like that,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: you know? Nah, go back to regular, bitch. That shit
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: look like a gallon of milk. I don't know. I
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: just feel pretty comfortable. I enjoy myself. I like it, bro.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I like... I fuck with y'all a lot, bro. We
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: fuck with you. Nah, they was wrong about y'all. Wait, wait, wait. Who?
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Who the fuck was talking about us?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying they wrong about y'all. Who the fuck
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: is wrong? Wait, wait.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Are you saying like West Coast motherfuckers?
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying like I don't care what they
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: say about y'all. They was wrong.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Especially you. They was definitely
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: wrong about you. You're a good dude, bro. Hey, hey, hey.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Can we tell you? Can we show you our Dominican slang?
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, bro. And I'm going to rate it 1
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: through 10. 1 through 10.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: Motherfucker forgot to count.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: I was going to go 1 through 5, but that
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: was like 10 is better. Coño.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: You gotta put it in a sentence. Motherfucker, I don't
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: even know Spanish. Really?
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, I forgot.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: By the way, by the way, before we did a skit,
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: that shit went crazy. Because he put on a hat
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: like a Dominican, like the one y'all sing outside, shoelace
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: with the button up. And, bro, people love that shit.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead. Let me see. Bro, I don't know any.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Just do the me no black, me Dominican. Oh, me
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: no black, I Dominican. How do they do that? They
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: hate black people?
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: What? They hate black people? You guys hate black people?
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of self-hating racist Dominican.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, that sucks.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: And it comes from years of, if you go back,
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: we had a dictator named Trujillo.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Trujillo?
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was mad racist.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, so not Trujillo?
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, but you guys just say the J, emphasize it?
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: I don't fucking know how to talk Spanish neither, bro.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Don't follow me.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Trujillo. Rojito and he hated dark Dominicans.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was a good one he was like What.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: No, no, you know what you're talking about.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: He wanted to whiten DR. So that, it was real bad.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really hard. That's really hard.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then it instilled into the culture of the
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: grandparents and shit where it just became a thing.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: The colorism, the colorism. Yeah, bro.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: One time I was in high school. I went to
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Franklin K. Lane and there was a lot of Dominicans.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: And a lot of them had just came and they
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: was in the gang and shit. It was Patriarca.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: And it was just one dude, bro. Big, black-ass Dominican dude, bro.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about he was huge, bro.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: He was like this, like this.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: How black? Like Michael Blackson black?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Black, yeah. Yeah. Like black. Like a black man.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: After 12.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: But he didn't speak no English. And he was Dominican.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: And he walked up to this tall, black, a crip dude.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: But that dude was actually like African-American.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: And I remember I was in class and I ran
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: into him. He walked up to the black dude. He
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: was like, hey, you, I hate fucking black. And I'm like,
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: what the fuck are you? You blacker than him, bro.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: And then you started fighting, bro. And it's like, what's
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: the reason for that, bro?
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: That's got to be the most racist shit I've seen.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: That's like self-hatred for him. No, exactly, bro. There's a
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: lot of people like that. That's why I hate gay people,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: because sometimes I be thinking, like, I'm a little borderline sometimes,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: you know, with the gay shit.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: So it's self-hate.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: That's why I think I beat on him. It's like
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: the movie Django.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: You know the motherfucker that mad like if Samuel Jackson
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: just mad as a black guy.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: On the horse. Oh my God. I can't believe I
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: did that. Do it again.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: The people want to see you do it again.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: What was that?
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: I didn't even catch it.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Hey, there goes that funny guy.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: You ever want to stop working?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Alright, so there's an episode with Randy. He says the... What?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Did he actually say it?
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Did they blur it?
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: He says it on Jeopardy.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Well, Hardy R?
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Hardy R.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Yo, South Park is brutal, bro.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: To this day, bro, even the new episodes is tough.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Did they fold on.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: The Charlie Kirk shit?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: They did, right?
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: They took that episode down?
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: No.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: No, they did.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: I think they did.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: South Park is brutal, bro.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: South Park is brutal.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they nuts.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Where is the Charlie Kirk... Statue. There's one in Times Square, right?
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: The fuck are you talking about? Yeah, no, they just
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: unveiled it. You didn't see?
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Fuck no, that's not real.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: No, Andres, it's real. No, I think somebody.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Just took a statue and did it themselves. It's not
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: like the city of New York didn't fucking do it.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Bro, please pull that up, bro. That's not real, bro. No, no, no.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: They had a whole video of it. I'm just trying
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: to find out where it is so I can piss
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: on it. You trolling, bro. There's no way. Deadass, B.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: There's a Charlie Kirk statue.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: All right, so you didn't do your Dominican.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: My turn? Yeah, it's your turn.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but your shit, I give you a 2 out
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: of 10. You heard that shit was absolute dog shit.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Fuck you.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: All righty.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: That's very Cuban, brother.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck!
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: It's a one out of ten, then, for sure. No, no, no.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Better than yours.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Better than mine.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, I listen, you feel me?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Just some got power, some don't.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: I'll give that a six out of ten.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: See how fuck with that.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, can you do your best Mexican accent?
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: No mames, wey. Deja la mamadera, wey. Pinche perro.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Right? Shit like that? I was like a three out
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: of four.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: What?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: I'll give that a four.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: I'll give that a four. I'll give that a four.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: No mames, we. I think that's more of it.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Me vale verga, we.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: That's better?
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's better.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: That's better.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: What does coño mean? Coño means like fuck.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: It's like you fucking bang your pinky toe on the- Coño. Yeah,
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: you say coño.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Puta Mama Pinga.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: You seen that video where the dude said that he's
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: from New York?
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Puta Mama Pinga, the big fat white dude?
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't say Mama Pinga, though. That's some Cuban shit.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: That's some Cuban shit, too.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of Cubans out here. What the fuck
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: is a Dominican shit? Mama Huevo?
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Mama Huevo.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, Huevo.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Huevo.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, Mama. G-U-E-B-O. What is that? What's a Huevo? Mama Huevo,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: like a bar licker. A what? A bar sucker, right?
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Mama Huevo, but it really just means a cocksucker.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Okay. Mama Huevo.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: No, say Mama Huevo.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Okay. Mama Huevo. Remember.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Use that G.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Okay. Mamagüevo.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: And then say, and then when they really a cocksucker,
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: like a.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Like actual gay?
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Like super saiyan cocksucker, you say mamagüevaso. Okay.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Let's try that one now.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Mamagüevaso. That's a 10, bro. Jersey shot. No, we're New York.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Mamagüevasito.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: No, no. No, too much?
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: No, no, by the little cocksucker.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: No, mamagüeviso.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: It's a little dick sucker.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Okay. Mama huevaso. Say it again?
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Mama huevaso.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Mama huevaso. Damn. So when your mom is mad at you. Okay,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: it's not a contest. When your mom is mad at you. Yes,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: it is. What's the worst shit she could say to you? And, and,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: and like.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Well, she's not going to call your mama huevo.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. They won't do that.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Cause she loves you. Your mom loves you. Yeah. Yes.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: So what is your mom like?
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Like for us, like for us, like growing up at
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: least Mexican, my mom be like, like, like, yeah.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Okay. What's the other one, Andres? My other one, um,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: We'll get off.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, you know what we say?
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys say this, but Mexicans,
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: we say chinga tu madre.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't say that.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: But my mom would say that even though she's my mom.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Does that make sense or no? Yeah, of course.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Like, chinga tu madre ya, Daniel. That's what my mom
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: would tell me. Yeah, because hijo de puta.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hijo de puta, we'll say that.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Which means son of a bitch. Yeah, which is crazy, but.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: From your mom. Yeah, so why, man? Yeah, growing up
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: when my dad would be mad at me.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: Saloon or reverse, basically.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. When growing up when my dad would
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: be mad at me, he would call me a bastard. Hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: You bastard.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, his dad, you know what I'm saying? It's
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: not your dad, bro.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: That's my father, Phil, I'm pretty sure. He called you
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: a bastard and then he said y'all don't look alike? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: His dad knows something we don't. We need some test results.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: And would you be done to do that.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: For a vlog?
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: Do a DNA test with your dad?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: He was a stupid bitch.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: How am I a stupid bitch? Are you scared to
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: find out that he's not your dad?
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Nah, bro, but that's like mad disrespectful. Hey, that ass son,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: would you be mad? Yeah, what do you mean? How
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: disappointed would you be if he wasn't your dad? Would
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: you care at all?
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Like, real shit, real shit.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Bro, I'm already old. That fool's going to be my
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: father regardless, bro. You know, if he told me everything.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: There we go. But if I was like, I was like, three,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I'll probably be like, I get to kick off. Well,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, the other food wasn't there, though, so it
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: You're the most Mexican Asian ever.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: There's actually more than me. Yeah, they like gangbanging shit.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got to meet those guys.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: Those are not.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: The people you want to hang out with. For real? No, no, no.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Asian gangbangers are really nice.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I hear you guys have Asian black people.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: It trips me out.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: That's like, it's kind of more like the Bay. Like,
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: if you go to, like, Northern Cali, like, San Francisco, Oakland,
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: and shit like that.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: This is how you're raised, really. Exactly. Like, me, look,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: I wasn't raised around Dominicans. No, you were raised around
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: gay people. No? Nothing? Nothing. I would have laughed. If
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: you would have waited, like, another two seconds.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Fuck me.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Work on the timing. Two seconds more pause, bro. Exactly.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: It's timing, bro. The person I would have hit, it
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: was building up. The laughter. Mama Guevara.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: Mama Guevara.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Mama, bingo.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, I was raised around just Jamaicans and shit.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Black people, Jamaicans.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of Jamaicans here, right?
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Is that in Queens or is that about where you're from? Everywhere, bro.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: There's a place called Jamaica too here, right?
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, the Avenue, yeah.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Southside Jamaica. Is that where Nicki's from?
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, 50 Cent's from over there.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Also 50 and Nicki are from the same place?
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I believe so.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure about Nicki Minaj.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Who do you guys love more here, Biggie or 50? Biggie. Whoa, really? Yeah, bro.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Biggie's a fucking super duper legend.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: What about Big L? Big L? Yeah.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: How the fuck do you know about that?
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Jakarta, tell him. Jakarta, I know him. I love Big L, bro.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I'm a super Biggie fan. I listen to him a lot.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: As a kid, like, growing up, it was so weird.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: My older brother, he was, like, super into Big L
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: and shit, so he put me on Big L. I
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: used to listen to Biggie a lot. But Big L
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: was probably, like, pivotal artist in my life, for sure.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: My Big L was fine, bro.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I choose Biggie over Tupac. Really?
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: I'm a huge Biggie fan.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: And I'm a huge Tupac fan. Really?
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Damn. Be honest. Be honest.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: They're both dead, right?
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: If you could go to a concert, would you go
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: to a Tupac concert over a Biggie concert?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Probably.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Me too.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I would go to a Biggie concert over a Tupac concert.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: I feel like Biggie would run out of breath.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Literally. You know what's my favorite Tupac song, bro? You
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: got to say something. Dear Mama. Nope.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: That's one of them, though.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: I can sing it for you.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: You want to hear? Yeah.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: It's the chorus. It goes, those who wait, oh, hold on.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Those who wish to follow me.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, super emotional song.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: I welcome with my hands.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? No.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: And the red sun sends a light into the hills
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: of gold.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen him in a movie.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: And he's like super rapping in that song.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: Would you believe me?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I think he's trying to kill me. And I'm a
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: big Kendrick fan, bro. Kendrick Lamar.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Kendrick over Drake for me.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, wow.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: I would have thought, because I know when I go
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: to Houston, my biggest argument with my Houston homies is
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: that how much Drake loves Houston, so they're a big
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: team Drake.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: But when New York, I feel like we're on the
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: same page.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Even though people try to separate us because we're two
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: of the powerhouses in the.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: Country, I feel like we need to be more united.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I am a fan. I love 50 Cent. I think
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: he's one of the most funny entertaining people.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Of all time.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: And he has to be the most pettiest guy.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's brutal, bro.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's brutal. Hands down, hands down. He bought, I
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: heard this, he bought the first three rows of a
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Ja Rule concert, so no one could be in the
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: front row.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard some shit like that, too.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: He really believes, like, you know, the 40 powers of law, like, shit?
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: He's like, stomp your enemy and stomp until they can't
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: move no more.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: When he beefs with somebody, he beefs until, like, they dead.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe a little after.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Has there been any beef that's been.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Seared out with him 50?
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: Has he let any of the beefs go?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Rick Ross. Yeah.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? He just bailed out the food.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: He just bailed out the food. That pistol whipped his son.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Fat Joe.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: Fat Joe. Oh, he let that beef go?
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the terror squad.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: By the way, can I tell you an issue I
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: have with Fat Joe that you hear in New York?
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: You said what?
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you I have an issue with
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Fat Joe.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, word? Yeah.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: So there was a time I think Fat Joe was
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: going through stuff financially. So I thought he DM'd me
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: wanting to work. I don't know, it was one of
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: those $ 700 a week of work, and I almost sent it.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Wait, hold on.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: You said your fat Joe DM'd you to send him money? Like,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: you DM'd me, you know, like, hey man, let's work,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I really like what you're doing. You know, that ever
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: happen to you? Yeah, like when I was doing music,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: the game hit me up, and it was like... Yeah, man,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: you want to get on my album? It's like $ 700.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: And I remember once I seen the hit up, I
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, man, it's over. I'm getting signed. $ 700
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: to get on an album? No, no, it was like
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: it started at $ 7, then it went down to $ 5,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: then it went down to $ 2, and I was just like,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: this ain't the game.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Fucking idiot, bro.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: This was playing a game with me, you know?
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: You looking for the.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: DM, bro? What you doing? Push your music? I'm trying
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: to help artists by using my platform. What's a good
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: budget you working with so I can talk some place?
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: That's really good.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: But it don't say $ 700. You just threw that in there?
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I put I'm good. With all due respect, bro, Big Phat, though,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: bad bro keep pushing.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: That's crazy, bro.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. I heard he was like a fucking goon
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: back in the day. He was on some crazy shit.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: What is he? He's Puerto Rican?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, very Puerto Rican. And Big Phat is Puerto Rican, too?
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh. I never met Phat Joe, but he started following
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: me recently. He be.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: We DMing each other and shit, he never asked.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: Me for them.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: He never asked me.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he made it now.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: He podcasting now.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: He back up.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Hey, so my man said you was trying to get
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: some money from him. What's the deal? Nah, I love
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Fat Joe. What can people say me and him look like?
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: I look more like Big Pun than Fat Joe.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you look more like Big Pun. Really?
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: How does Big Pun look?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Fat. A fucking goon, bro. Fat fuck you, bro. Fat,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: fuck you. The stories of that fool are, like, insane.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: He'll put fear in motherfuckers' hearts like crazy. He was, like,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: a real-life criminal, like, on some shit. He just stopped
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: watching TikTok. Fucking well, fuck TikTok. If they made a.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: TikTok right now about you, how you kill seven people,
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Jakarta would come and be like, that fool Radelfo, he's
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: a killer, dog.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: Like, he just believes, he'd be believing anything.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Anything. I heard him in the bathroom. I'm pretty sure
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: this came out of Fat Joe's mouth, though. Huh? I
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: heard you in the bathroom.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: All those TikToks about Mexican, he was going to come
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: out here like, hey, Duno. They here, motherfucker.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: No, they are here. It's a lot of them, you know?
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: We just passed by Canal Street not too long ago.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: We can't wait to go shopping. We can't go shopping, bro. Oh, yeah?
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: Y'all feeling stupid over there?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: I feel about all my bitches shit.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: All my bitches, they getting some shit.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, you like women? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's hot. Yeah, yeah.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: You single?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Wait, y'all fucking soon? Oh, I wasn't sure where you
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: was going with this. You wish. Yeah, yeah. I'm down.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Enough for once a little pepino, huh? I love my bobecito.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Little sonchichayero.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Huevito. Huevito. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like women. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: So what's like your.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: What's my type?
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I can tell you. Women with careers in.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Prostitution? Fields. No, in fields of... Helping others. Yeah, helping others, usually.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Swear to God. For real?
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: So you like the RN type shit? A therapist, vocational nurse,
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: whatever the fuck. Fucking Sopranos.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sopranos, like a motherfucker. I look up
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: to that. I like, yeah, yeah, bro.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: Me and people I look up to is Jesus, my mom,
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: for Tony Soprano.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: That's not a good idol to have, bro.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Horrible, horrible. Terrible person, bro. Why?
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: He's a terrible person.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? He loves his family. Bro, he's terrible, bro. No, no,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: of course he's terrible. He's a villain. Is he?
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Did you watch it? I watched it.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: You got to watch it again, bro.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. He just got me. Mentally, I'm in
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: love with him. No, no, no. I'm okay.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: I'm like Carmela. I'm like stupid over this.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: He doesn't understand. He has a therapist for a reason.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: This was insane. No, no, yeah, yeah. He's nuts, bro. Yeah, yeah.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: He prides animals' lives more than humans'. Yeah.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I like how when they're doing the.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: This guy gets it.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no. I get it.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: I'm just fucking being... I just really like Tony Soprano.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: You ever been with a black girl?
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Yes. Oh, word? Me too, me too, me too.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Dominican?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: No, we don't get a lot of those over there.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I've never been with a Mexican. A Mexican, ever? Oh, nah.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Are you as crazy as, like, us Mexicans are pretty toxic?
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Are Dominicans and Puerto Ricans toxic?
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, very much.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: How can we get a Dominican girl?
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: You got to go to, you got to go back
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: to the heights.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, go back to the heights.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Step one.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: What's step two?
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Put some Tims on? Huh?
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: Tims or no Tims?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Nike Tech? This will work, what you got on. Okay.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: This will work too. Damn, bro, y'all don't have no beards.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: That's where I know I can tell. I was seeing
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: how Dominican girls walk by yesterday, big old booties. Like
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: in LA, if they have a big booty.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: They were rude? No, they weren't rude. I was talking,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: I was like.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Well, no, it's because there was a jack in your son.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: I wasn't talking to her. But what happened? I was
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: talking to the homie. The homie was like, damn, you're
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: hella tall. I was like, yeah, bro, I'm like 6'4,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty tall. She just passes by. She goes, no,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: you're not. I was like, what the fuck? New York.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: New York shit. New York shit. They don't mind their
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: business over here, son. They share a bathroom with their
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: neighbor and it's two different bathrooms.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: She lucky she didn't meet Mustang and Sally. You know
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Well, you... Yeah, he a woman beater. Yeah, yeah.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: He's Muslim. It's in there. You are too. Nah, I'm
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: not a woman beater. Only, when you drunk and you
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: don't remember... I'm a woman protector. What? What the fuck
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: you just said?
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: Yo, hell no, bro.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: And when you drunk and you beat your bitch up,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: it's fine. Who said that? My grandpa. Yo.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: No, I'm just kidding. Where's your grandpa at, bro?
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: There, like a motherfucker. God struck him down.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: You see, bro? That's crazy, bro.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: He put him at work before, though. Before he passed.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Who was Golden Glove champion? My grandpa, he was 50
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: and 0. All his trophies are just empty mezcal bottles.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: For you guys, Dominicans.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: What's your drink of choice? Rum.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Dominicans love themselves some fucking whiskey, bro. Johnny Walker and shit.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Johnny Walker.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: That's what they like. Mama Juana.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Blue Label?
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: No Mama Juana.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: I've tried some Mama Juana.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Blue Label, all of that.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: What is Mama Juana? It's good.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: It's from their home country.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they take a strong wine in there. You know
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: the shit where they put a bunch of wood and
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: seasonings into a glass bottle?
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. It's like Pruno down here.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they let that shit marinate in there.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Like Pruno. Exactly. What's that? Pruno's like a prison drink. Oh, okay.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: It's prison wine. Like a bunch of fruit and shit?
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll put fruits in there and wood and shit.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: It's like fermented, right?
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all kinds of shit.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: But not me.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: I like Hennessy.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: No, I don't like tequila, bro.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: You don't like tequila?
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Nah. You kind of look like the guy that's the
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: little person. Ha! I just want to chill. I just
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: want to chill. You don't know what we're talking about?
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: I do know what you're talking about.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Ain't he from New York?
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he is. He's probably from over there, from the Bronx.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: I've gotten that a lot, that I look like a
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: little person bigger. Like a bigger little person.
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're definitely like an overgrown midget.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard that.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like 50% forehead.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: That's just crazy.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: 50?
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see what you're thinking right now, bro.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: What are you thinking? Are you going to go with 50, bro?
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Let me see your shit. What do you got? What
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: do your man mean? No, I'm not mad.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: He just gave me a percentage. I want to see
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: your shit. My shit pretty cool.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Nah, your shit normal.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: I'm pissed.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Really? Nah, your shit crazy, gang. Nah, it's because... All right, look.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: You see, there's some people... You got a cranium. Like,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: we all... Like, we all relate to animals, right?
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Like, you... You go head on with the goat.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: You would be like a foca... You be like a
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: foca loca, right?
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: Me, I'm a foca- Wait, wait, wait, what is that?
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: A seal. A seal?
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: You like the Walrus family, right? That's your tribe, you
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: the walrus.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: And I'm the beluga whale family. You feel me, you
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: see this? I got sonar in my shit, bro.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Hey, has it always been like that or it just came?
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Yo, you know what, bro? It wasn't like this.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know what happened recently, bro. My shit just
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: started extending.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: It's the money started coming in.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: Nah, shit like the fucking IMAX 70 million.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Are you about to give it up? What? Like the hair.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: The pussy? Fuck no.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: You ain't hitting this.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Nah, bro. I'm going to keep that shit. You know why?
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: Because it's all moving back, but it's moving back together.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: You feel me? Yeah. It's not like one side or
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: like the entradas. It's just going up and up and up. Yeah.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: I got like a little entrada. Can you go to
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: my real quick?
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: See right here? Right here. Look. On this side. What's
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: an entrada? Like this. I'm bolding. I'm bolding from the top.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: Let's have a look. Damn.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Nah, really get some though. You can't move your fucking body.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Stopping it off. Fucking laundry bag. What's it? Just let
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: me know what you're trying to feed.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: I got a list, don't I?
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: You see that?
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: I do too.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: I got that list. And I got your shit bad though.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: It's funny because when he performs, do you.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: Have a list when you're performing comedy?
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bro. I've been spinning. So he's spinning the
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: front row. He stutters a lot, but when he doesn't say,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: he doesn't stutter. I think that's pretty cool.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: That's cool. You'd be locked in.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: I'd be locked in like a mother because I'd be
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: thinking about this shit. I also practice this shit throughout
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: the whole year.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? But when I be just
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: talking around me, I be getting glitches, fool. I mean,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: it's what we talking about. It's been a few times.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to control it. It didn't happen there.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: But people go to speech therapy for that. They can
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: fix their stutter. All you need is a little bit
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: of bullying and some poetry. You'll be fine.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: I don't have no stutter, but I definitely got that lisp.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: But I don't think you can fix a lisp.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: It's because I had braces so many times in my life.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: I had braces twice and now I got Invisalign.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: I don't have it on. It's even worse when I
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: have it on.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's bad. That shit's expensive, bro. The doctor recommended
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: it to me and I was just like, hold that shit, bro.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: You ever spit on somebody on accident?
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: I don't spit on them, but I'll spit at their
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: table on the front row.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: The front row? It's bad. It's pretty bad.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: I be sweating a lot, bro.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, I sweat so much, bro.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: You ever been performing and The shit drip off your elbow?
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Nah, you know where I sweat a lot from? You're
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: like profusely sweating. No, no, yeah, no, no. You know
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: where I sweat a lot? Well, it's because you wear
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: tighter shirts than I do. Tighter shirts?
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: No, I don't wear tight shirts.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've seen your shit.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: You wear tight shirts. You like New York.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: Y'all like showing off y'all's stomach and shit.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: I don't have shit. I'm on West Coast. I'm like
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: all baggy shit.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: So what sweats a lot is my back because.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: I hunch over.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: So my back is just compressed against my shirt. And
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: it's just mad, like a real wetback, no bullshit.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: So you'd be hunched doing your shows?
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: I'd be like just hunched over sometimes.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Like a turtle. No, no, you know what it is?
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: It's because I wear little shirts and I can't stand
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: up straight because then the bottom of my belly going
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: to show.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: So I just got to perform a little bit hunched over. Oh,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: so that's the shirt goes down. Exactly, exactly. Those lights
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: are shining dead at you too.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: And then also different comedy clubs.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Different comedy clubs have better lighting. Some of them.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: The professional joints, like the improvs, AC Bussing.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Miami Improvs, yeah. If you go to a comedy club
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: that's owned by.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: A family, it's bad. If you go to a comedy
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: club that's owned by a family, it's bad.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: They help us a lot, like family-owned comedy clubs. Hell yeah.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: Maybe not family-owned, but maybe like a smaller... Improvs are huge.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: You go to a theater, they're huge.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: So you're talking about like a small venue?
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: Like a smaller venue, yeah.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: You go through some shit.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: Them lights be booming on you, bro. So imagine, bro,
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: the forehead and then the light.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but y'all should take like four business days to
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: hit the floor, no?
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: What you mean? What are you pointing at?
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Humbie. You ready for his approval for the joke? I
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: need that one.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: Humbie's a big fan. Can he get a photo after?
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: With Humbie? Yeah, fuck no.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: Nah, hell yeah, bro.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: I've been dreaming about that, bro. Just going over there,
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: taking a nice picture with you, bro. I can't wait, bro.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Can you tell me? All right, let's say it's like
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: 3 p.m. No, let's say it's like 10 a.m., you're
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: going to the deli. What's your order? Breakfast? Yeah, I
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: guess so.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I got today at 10 a.m.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure. Wait, 3 p.m. or 10 a.m.? We'll do both,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: but first 10 a.m. Okay.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: 10 a.m.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, but can you say it like you're ordering?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Do you get me? Yeah.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, so let's just pretend Jakarta's the Indian at the
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: counter and you can order whatever.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: My friend, welcome. You know they never Indian. Yeah, they're
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: always Akis.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like... They're like Yemeni. Usually they're Yemeni.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, he's Yemen.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my great-grandparents are from Yemen. My great-grandpas are from Yemen. Shukran.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry. What's the other one?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: Salaam.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: I forgot. I'll remember real quick. Sharmota.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, fuck you too. Oh, okay.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: Is that what that means?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I think... I think it means fuck you.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: I think it means fuck you, fat pig.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some shit like that.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: I know one of the worst. If I got him mad,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: it wasn't the fat part.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Pig. Yeah, man, he don't fuck with that shit. I'm Muslim, man.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: My four big dogs. You know one of my best friends,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: he's Bengali.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Two different things.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: I know, but he's Muslim.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Most Bengalis are Muslim. He smells? Nah.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: He was a good smelling guy.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: Did he smell as a kid, be honest?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: I didn't know him that long.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, okay.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: No, he was a good smelling guy. Anyway, we was
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: in DR one time and he was having a nightmare.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: And I heard him because we shared a room.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: He was like, oh, oh, oh. Stop it.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, yo, what the fuck?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: He said, yo, I just had a dream. I was
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: getting chased by a pig, bro. I was fucking crying, bro.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: He says a big-ass pig just chasing me, bro.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: That shit had me weak.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Wait, DeGuardia, you're not a dream agent? Nah, not a pig.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: I've had a dream of... Fucking deodorant just following your ass.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: What about you? Just ice agents chasing you? Nah, the
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: nightmare I've had... Oh, one time I had a nightmare
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: where I was chilling at a park. It's a very
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: famous park in LA. It's called MacArthur Park. It's known
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: to be one of the most dangerous parks. And for
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: some reason, I was just kicking it there. And a
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: guy literally walked up to me and stabbed me twice
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: in my stomach. And I woke up.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: That's just scary, bro. I've got, I had a dream
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: like that too, bro. Getting stabbed in a dream? Because
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: there's nothing you could do, bro.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Just scream. You know what's crazy? People say, people say
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: that you can control your dreams. Dude, I've never. Nah.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: It's been like a handful of times where I've been like,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: oh my God, I'm dreaming right now. And I notice.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: But I'm in that sweet spot where it's like.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had a wet dream?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: I just recently had one that I could really remember.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: I was about to have a threesome and then I
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: woke up. I was sick to my stomach.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: You ever had a wet nightmare?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: Were you nutted?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: No, I did it not. I woke up. So it's
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: not a wet dream? Or when you actually nut?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: No, that's not true.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: A wet dream is just when you wake up horny wet. Oh. What?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Your pussy be getting wet when you be dreaming? That
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: shit juicy, huh?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying nothing new, am I?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: You got a lisp in there? You got a lisp
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: in his pussy?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: You know, my mom one time, my boy was telling
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: us that he had a wet dream, and she was like,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: whenever you have a wet dream, it's because that means
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: a demon is trying to rape you in your sleep.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: It's demonic.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: A demon is trying to fuck you in your sleep.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Adultery. Exactly.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: Scared me, bro.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: I got that demon dick. Yeah.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: All right, so I'm at the deli, right?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: That's how I order it. Yo, can I get a
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: cream cheese bagel with bacon?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: Toasted? Yep. Okay, but you need to say toasted. It's
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: like your first time ordering, dude. Come on.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: Brother, brother, brother, they're going to toast it for you.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, all the time? Yeah. Oh, mandatory? Like stock.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's stock. Unless you say, I want it cold.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: I like a cream cheese bagel with bacon.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: You ever had it?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, turkey bacon?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, actually I have.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: Over here in New York, the Aki's, they don't have
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: pork bacon. It's like horse snack and shit. Like horse bacon.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: That shit tastes.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because most of them are fucking Muslim. Have you
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: ever been to the Akiway?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: That's how I give bitches dick. I'll be like, you
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: want at the Akiway? Thank you, Andres.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: Do that again, that last little thing.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: I went to the Akiway and I made a video
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: of me.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: He was pissed, bro.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: He made a video of you? I made a video
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: of him. Wait, why was he pissed?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: Because afterwards I was like, yo, you ever.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Got head to Akiway? He was like, never, never, never.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: That was upcharging like a motherfucker. I heard it's like
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: $ 20 for like a chopped cheese.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: That should be crazy though, bro.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Chopped cheese. How did the chopped cheese get so popular, bro?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: You're talking to the wrong guy because you know something
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: about the chopped cheese, bro? That's not even a real
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: New York staple, bro.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: What is it? Hot dog water? Bro. Bro, for real?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you right now.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: Let me get a bacon, egg, and cheese.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Hold the dick. You guys want me to say that shit? Never.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: Hell no.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: Bacon, egg, and cheese with a side of dick. Hold
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: the bacon, egg, and cheese. Just give me the dick.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: I could have sworn there was a viral video that
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: went like that. Yeah. And then the dude goes to
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: one at the Hockey Way and then they close the
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: doors and they just start getting into it.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: It was hilarious.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: Nah, nah.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Nah, but in New York for real.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: New York porn going crazy.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: Chopped cheese shit was more like a Bronx Harlem thing.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: That's fucking New York. Hey. There's another farce. I never
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: had a chopped cheese growing up, bro. In Brooklyn. Never.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about never in my life, bro. That's a
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Bronx and Harlem thing? That's a Bronx and Harlem thing.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: Really.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Really. For real.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: New York shit is bacon, egg, and cheese for sure.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: And then butter rolls. I feel like a butter roll
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: is more New York than a chopped cheese.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: What's a butter roll?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: A butter roll used to be 50 cent and it
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: would be a roll with butter.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: A honey bun? You know what that is?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: What about it?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Is that like a honey roll?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: What? Is this dude here? Like, are you fucking... Are
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: you physically here with us right now? Brother, I'm sorry.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: When you said honey bun, I got, like... Excited? Yeah.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, where? He was like, I still glazed. Uh.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: What's the difference?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: Glazed, glazed, glazed.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Ice, no ice? Ice is with the white ice coating. Yeah, no,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: I'm a glazed guy.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you are.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you are.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: What are you? What are you?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: It depends, bro. It depends how you feel. Yeah, I'm
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: not going to lie. In like the winter, I like
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: the ice shit.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: Let's get down to business, bro. Rondell, you got your
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: ass saved before, bro?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Never. Really? Nope. You don't think you ever played like that? Nah,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: I don't do that, bro. I don't.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: It's never called my interest.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Really? You're homophobic, bro. I can see it. How? Because one,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: that was way too fast. Too? Too fast what? Don't
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: knock it till you try it, bro.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: Nah, I'm not knocking it. Did I knock it? Yeah,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: you did.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: You ever suck dick before?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Nah, it's gay. But don't knock it till you try it.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: I've never got it. You know the thing is, bro, like,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: if I'm with a lady, women are beautiful creatures, bro.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Oh God.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: And I'm not going to, I'm not going to. I'm
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: not going to make her a monster.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. That's what you're saying.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to put her into the trenches, bro.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to send her to the swamp.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the homegirl. To go be Shrek down there. The homegirl,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Bree said, girls that eat ass need to be front
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: line of war.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those are like, like, I don't know. That's scary, bro.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because then I think about it like this. Then
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: you think about it like this. Like, let's say a
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: girl that you really like eats your ass. And like,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: are you kissing her after?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's my ass.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: If you could eat your own ass, you would?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Nah, it's good, bro. I feel like you would. Nah,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't. He would, he would. He would, right? He would.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: You guys ain't ever tried to suck your own dick
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: when you were a kid?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: Never.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Nah, me neither.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: I'm just kidding, bro.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Hey, who's that fool? Marilyn Manson? That fool, there's a
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: rumor about him that he removed his ribs so he
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: could suck his own dick.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: Freaked out, bro.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, freaked out. You know how horny you gotta be, bro,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: to go get surgery, bro? Just so you could jack yourself.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Just shock up. It's like, hey, what's the reason for this?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: Just trying to give myself some head, bro.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: Just a tip.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: That's maniacal shit. That's some nasty shit. Well, I mean,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: there are people that have weird fetishes. Like, you told
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: me a story about how he told me a story
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: about how there's this food that he went to school with.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: He's a masochist. So he likes getting hit. Oh yeah,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: there's some people like that. They like get a slap.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: While they get fucked.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. Like this feel like it's getting kicked
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: in the fucking nuts. Oh, hell no. So we were
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: in the.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: 11th grade and then they were making fun of him.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: He's like, he's a masochist. He's like, oh yeah, hit
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: me in the balls. I don't feel it. At first
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: I thought he was autistic. I was like, you know, autism, fools,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: you know, they play around like that. Like, just, they're not,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: you feel me? They're not prone to pain. You know,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: they're different. And I remember, I was like, get the
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: fuck out of here. One of his homies kicked him
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: in the balls. And I was like, oh, this is
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: some serious shit. Come to find out, he was like
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: the first fine youth I was in, like, where he
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: was meeting up with girls, like, older ladies at a hotel,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: and they were putting, like, wax in his.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: And like on his back and shit.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I wonder now if he's probably on some
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: over freaked out shit.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he got a fucking gimp suit and shit. Like
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: one of them full leather shits.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: He probably barks and shit. He's probably like in a cage.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: Have you seen those foods?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Have you seen those foods where like these grown ass
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: men Yep, they be on leashes and shit. Walking other
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: men or some shit. Nah, I've seen the women. The
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: women walking, but like imagine where you're walking your kids
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: to school or something. You see this food fucking bright
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: and early. And like a gimp suit with an apple
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: in his mouth. Yeah, and he's walking like a dog.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: How do you explain that to your child?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when we were doing the interviews at, I know,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: Jumper and shit, when the porn, when it was, like, freshly, like,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: to interview porn stars and shit, I remember a girl
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: said that some dude paid her to lick under her shoe.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Not even her foot, just her shoe.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: I just, I've never been that horny. No.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, I'm with you.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: I'm like, let's keep it normal.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: The good old fashioned.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when they just talk dirty until they're spitting in
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: your mouth.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: That's not normal.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Spitting in your mouth is normal.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: No, spitting in your mouth is not normal. That's at
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: least level eight freaked out.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Really? That's like level eight.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: That's pretty normal.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a normal thing over there. I be doing that.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: I be seeing my daughter just be spitting in her
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: mouth for no reason. Hey, man, you ever just.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: And then stop her and just give her the good strokes?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: You gotta do it, try it, fool, it's gonna change
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: your life and no bullshit.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: So you slap her?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: But that's all right. You rub it off just with
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: your finger, with your thumb. But do you go like... No, no, see? No,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: it's not like him in the bathroom. Hey, I'm learning. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: No, it's just a quick.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: A quick one. Talking about that shit.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: And if she keeps.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Her mouth open and you slap her, she going to
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: love that shit. And if she really like that shit,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: you spit, slap, choke her, and then hit it.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie. I'm kind of getting aroused. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Hey. Hey, yo.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Let me get a bacon, egg, and cheese. Hold the dick.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: But like, yeah, no. Sometimes like... Now you don't do shit.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Your mom should try that with my girl.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: Bro, I swear, bro, she gonna call the cops on me, bro.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Nah, for you to headbutt your bitch, I'll just... Headbutt
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: her and be fucking.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: I'll kill her, bro. Put her through the mattress for real.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: I was thinking that the other day. You could dead
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: ass go head to head with a ram.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: Yo, I was touching my shit the other day and
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, bro, this shit is a weapon.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Like, bro, if.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: Somebody's in my face and like if I'm handcuffed or something,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: I could really like take out somebody's old shit, bro.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: But there are foods out here that are really headbutt foods. Yeah,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: I got to learn it because I have like all
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: this potential. But I don't know how to use the weapon,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: you feel me? With great power comes great responsibility.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Exactly. And I've been too responsible, but I feel like
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: I could use this.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: You know what you got to do?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: You got to go to a random bar crawl and
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: just get blasted and start headbutting fools.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Nah, I need to practice. That's definitely what you don't
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: need to do.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: I need to practice with used cars.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: Like the abandoned cars all over New York City.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: Did you ram shit?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Boom. Now, you'll get CTE so fast, bro.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: For sure. Nah, nah, his shit different. I got a helmet, bro. Because,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: you know, certain stuff you could condition your muscles, like, or,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: for example, your shin. You know, like, fighters, they'll hit
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: their shins. You know what I'm talking about? Like, if
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: you do that to your head, you'll go fucking retarded.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't understand why.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: It's like your bones get stronger or something like that.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they break and then they build stronger. The Muay
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: Thai people, they be doing that shit. But if you
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: do that to your fucking head, you'll die.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: It's the Asians. It's the Asians, right? The Asians be
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: doing shit like that. You watch any sports? You watch
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: like UFC.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: Or MMA or boxing? Yeah, I used to watch UFC
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: a lot, bro, when that shit first came out.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: What, like in the 90s?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: I think it was like early 2000s. My guy over there,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: what the fuck was your name again?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Humbie. Humbie.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: Humbie. You remember, you used to watch USC back in
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: the days? Like Chuck Liddell and those motherfuckers?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: Humbie's your age.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: 35, right?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: Born 91?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Nice. But he has two kids. Ah, okay. Yeah.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: I don't have no kids.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Nah? Nah. Are you done?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: Nah, I just haven't thought about it, really.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: Pops, you're 35. You got to get to it.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: I know, but I feel, you know what the problem is, bro?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: I still feel like I'm like 28.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Really, what that hurt like?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: I'm about to say, bro, dad, you got to just, papa,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: you got to just start having one.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: You good, you rich, I know you rich.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: You need to stop thinking about it. That's why that's
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: just so cool. Yeah, yeah, you just got to do it.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: That's what it is.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: You got to start doing it.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Too much thinking. Too much goddamn thinking. You know what, hey, papa,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: you haven't been spitting in your girl's mouth. You just
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: got to just stop thinking, papa, and just do it.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: And have a kid, boy.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: It's going to be beautiful, man. Man, you got a
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: beautiful soul. Your mother beautiful.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: You got a sister.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Right now, boy, you should just start kicking it with
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: kids just to see if you want a kid. You
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: get me? Go around elementary schools. Go around elementary schools.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: Nah, I don't like that for me, bro.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Just hang out with them. Tell them you're Rodell Ortiz.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: You're a comedian. You just want to kick it.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, I got little cousins and family and shit.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. Oh, hey, I mean, different shows
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: for different folks. I'm not going to be around strangers.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. I mean, everyone has a tío, you know?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? I don't like this at all, bro.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: He's Muslim.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: He's Muslim. They're cool with shit like that. Arranged marriage,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: buying kids, you know? That's like shit right there.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: That has an ominous aura around him.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Like, he's real mischievous, right? I can't be within 50
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: feet of an elementary school. For real?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: But that's just, that's illegal shit. It's different.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: And not because it's weird, it's because he was selling
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: drugs around the school.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Oh. Yeah, yeah. Nah, bro. I don't sell. I do.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? I see how addicted some people
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: are to, like, let's say, for example, heroin, for example, right?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: That's the one.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: Like, Kurt Cobain and them, like, they was doing that shit.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: Not Kurt Cobain. Who was doing meth? I'm sorry, who
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: was doing heroin? All of them were. All of them, bro. Like,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: all of them. But for the rappers that sip lean,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: they're doing meth, bro. That's opiate. That's lean in a cup.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's heroin in a cup. For real? Are
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: you crazy, bro? Yeah.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: That's what lean is.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: It's basically that.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: Heroin in a cup.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: That shit is the easiest way to die, fool. Dying, like,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: And like fending on your shit. You've had lean before? Never.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: I don't do, I was raised by a drug addict,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: so I'm very anti-drugs.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. And then you just condone his abuse?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: Who doesn't condone it? I don't condone it. I try,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: but it's like, you know, it's kind of like my father.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: They have it all. They just, you know, they like
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: playing on the edge. You feel me? Yeah. It's like,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, you guys are uncircumcised, so. You uncircumcised too, right? No, no, no. Oh, no, yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: I'm uncircumcised, yeah.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: That's why I fuck with him, bro.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: I got my shit. I got a hoodie.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like I just, like, uncircumcised, like, brothers. Like,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: I feel like we just got, like, a connection. You
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: feel me?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so how do you guys jerk off? You gotta
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: pull that shit all the way back? Nah, it's there, bro.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: It's there. It's regular. It's regular. You nut in your skin,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: or I'm so confused.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: Everyone, sometimes, sometimes it might drip a little bit. We
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: gotta do extra cleaning, but that's all right. We connect more.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: We bond each other more.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Hey, buddy. Hey, brother, it's like a.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: When you got a nice car, right? You're leaving it outside.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: You're going to put a cover over it, right? To
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: protect it from the elements.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: That's what that's for. Your shit is just exposed, bro.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: I have underwear. Yeah, but your shit just exposed over there, bro.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, bro.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: Hitting fabric.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. He's just hitting fabric.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: Don't let him get a lot of rashes.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: I don't get rashes.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: Who told you?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Hey, dude. Where did you get this dumb ass fucking?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: It's well known. Why did you, that's very weird. What
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: do you mean I get rashes? I've never, I told
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: you I've had a rash. Everybody's talking about it, bro.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: It's okay.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: If it was a joke, why'd you get so offended?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: No, because.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: Why'd you go on defense mode?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: He thought he covered that story up.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Andres, you want circumcised? Okay, yeah. Real shit.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: You feel me?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: You feel me? Hoodie gang.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: Hoodie gang.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: And then there's you.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: You good, bro.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: You good.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: You think A Boogie with a hoodie got a hoodie?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: 100%, bro. I thought Catholics were supposed to get circumcised, no? Yeah,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: we are. We are? Yeah, everybody. Yeah, everybody's supposed to.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: That's what it is. But thank God I didn't, bro.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank God. Yeah. Gives you more character. It does.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: He said it.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: And I think girls, like, they be like, oh, it's smart.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: They pull it back. Whoa. Who's that? Exactly.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: You know, when I... Hi there, buddy. My girl, when
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: we first had sex... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: She....
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: She never been with an uncircumcised brother before. So when
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: I pulled out the shmedium, she was like, what the
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: fuck is that? What is that?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: What is that fucking anteater doing here?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: The demogorgon.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: The accordion.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: It's the beefaroni, doggie. And I'm like, what you mean?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: This is... This is what it is. This is what
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: God created.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: Right, exactly.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Exactly. That's dark. That's dark. Wait. It came like this, yeah. Yeah,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys want
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: to get surgery on your penis?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: In a bunch of years, maybe when I'm 70 and shit.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: In the future, I'm definitely getting that Robocock. I'm going
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: to have the fucking shit. You could just press a
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: button and it's like Girfmaster 3000. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: Or like the fool from the movie Dodgeball. You know,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: he got the pump shit.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: No, you could do that shit now.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's some bullshit. I'm waiting for the future until
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: I could just have like.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: Tesla dick?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, boy. Give me that, bro. The robotic cock, man. Yeah,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: the robotic cock going up.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: Vibration, everything, bro. Fake lube. It could lube itself. You heard?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Like hair, if I want. Like a chia pet. Like
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: it'll just... like a synthetic, different flavor cum. Hello? You
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: could nut, nut on it. Fill me nut horchata, some
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: shit like. Nutella, nice. Chocolate milk. For the Asians, a
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: little curry. Curry's delicious. Like all of that, bro, the future, bro. Watch.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: I'm getting that.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Shit, bro. I think what's so innovative about the future, man,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: what happens when they start putting chips in foods, you know?
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? microchips and shit they
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: do that for the bitches doing that now with IUDs
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: and shit that's a chip motherfucker oh my god that's
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: gotta be that's gotta be hold on hold on stop
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: stop stop right now everyone calm down this motherfucker just
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: compared a microchip in the head to an IUD oh
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: Hear in the head part it's genius I think it's
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: genius what you said I think it's so dumb that
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: it's genius that it's smart.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: When you have an IUD is it a chip it's
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: not what is it then what the fuck is it
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: then do you not know what an IUD is.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: Let's take yours out. Let's examine it.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Let's take a look. Let's take a closer look. You're
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: laughing a lot, you little fucking gremlin. I bet I
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: don't know what that is, though. It's telling you from
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: getting pregnant. Oh yeah, I know that, bud.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: So it just....
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: It looks like a T.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, and it just... It's like a ghost.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: It's a ghost. Okay, okay, okay. Spider-Man woman told me
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: McGuire's like this in front of the subway? Uh-huh. That's
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: what the idea is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: Don't let the nut come through.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: But it only works like 97% of the time, I believe. Well,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: I'll be busting.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: And then that's that 3%. And then Duno's born.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fact. Actually, actually, I am an accident.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: For real? I am a product. We all are, though. No, listen, listen, listen.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: I am a product of immigrants in this country not
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: having access to to medical medical what.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: For medical is it medical medical yeah medical healthcare oh
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: that's healthcare.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah i i'm a product of that my dad
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: was supposed to go get um chip uh what's it
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: called snip snip whatever and then and then unfortunately where
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: he would go which is like an immigrant like clinic
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: they were closed because the funds i think so he
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: went back home.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: And then banged my mom, and then, hey. I couldn't
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: wait a day? No, they were closed.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: They closed down when he went back. Yeah, I think so,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: because of product of.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: Damn, bro. Yeah.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: I'm glad that happened, bro, because my guy, you're here, bro.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: Were you in an accident as well? Probably.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: I don't think so, though, because I'm like a year
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: and five days younger than my sister. We both born August.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: She was August 5th, 1990. I was August 10th, 91.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, bro, did y'all share birthdays? Like, y'all do parties together?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: We used to.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Not anymore, huh? Fuck that. You need your own day.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit, bro. You too old for that shit, bro.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Sharing a birthday.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: We did go to.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Sharing a birthday. It's my day, homie.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: But when we was younger, yeah, we used to. I
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: don't think I was acting. It was like that, just
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: back to back.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: Happy birthday.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: Wait, how do you guys sing your birthday in Spanish?
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: Cumpleaños, Feli.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, really? That's totally different than us, huh? Yeah. It's
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: like a typical. You guys make every song an ass-shaking song, huh? Yeah.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: And then they have the other one. But this is Mexican.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: That's Yasha.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: We use that too a lot. What do you guys
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: do in Indonesian? They sing happy birthday. Okay, well, teacher,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: we just showed you our culture. So what that means
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: is Panjang long, umur age. It's like, it was practically
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: wishing you a long life. Oh.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: But you don't make everything like a fucking, like a fucking,
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: something that's going to be in a scroll or some shit.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. He's wise. He's a wise guy. Yeah.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: You're the wisest, though.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: You see?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: You see how you let it hit? Yo, but can
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: you sing it? I just said that. Panjang umurnya.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 5: I might be getting lyrics totally.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: Wrong, though, by the way.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to lie. I'm jacking that.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: You're jacking me off, son? I like that, bro.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: I want to hear like a bunch of y'all.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: What's up with cake? What's up with cake?
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 4: What's up with cake? What type of cake? Is it
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: like curry cake?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: What's it like? Yeah, see, you're such a stupid bitch. Like,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: why the fuck would it be curry? Like, for us,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: it's tres leches. Right? It's not always tres leches, bitch.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: Dominican's cake, like, the actual one we throw, like, little
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: pineapples in it. It's like a piña cake.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: It's like a tres leches de fruta, right?
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: Nah, it's not. No milk.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: It's dry. It's dry, but the piña.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Mama!
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Como te quieres. What does that mean? What?¿ Cómo te quieres?
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: How much do you love yourself?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: That's exactly it.¿ Cómo tú quieres?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: You want to say. No ases.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: That means no ass.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: Pantalones. Pantalones? Yeah, that's my favorite word.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: Pantalones?
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I have like a few favorite words in Spanish.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: So pantalones would be one of them. Vejiga. I'm sorry?
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: Vejiga.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: Bless you.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Or like a fucking idiot. Yeah, that's tough. Which one
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: was it? A cooler? Oh, I don't know. We don't
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: use that. What the fuck y'all use? Cooler. Cooler. Cooler. Cooler.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: We do Spanglish a lot, bro.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah? We say el rufo.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: You know el rufo?
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: The roof? Yeah. Rufo with an O. I just had it.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: So when we were yesterday. How do you guys say Target?
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: Target. Target.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: Radio Shot. El Best Buy.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: El Marshalls.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: El Marshalls.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: Marshalls.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: Madonna. Madonna. You know Madonna. McDonald's. Madonna. Oh, it's McDonald's.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: Burger King. What is Dominican's favorite fast food? Do you
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: guys have your own Dominican fast food joint or no?
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: Nah, nah. I mean, over there we have like, we
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: do pica pollo and shit.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: What is pica pollo?
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: Fried chicken.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: I think fried chicken is one of the best dishes
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: in the world.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta try some Dominican fried chicken, bro, with
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: some wasa caca sauce. Delicious.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: What's wasa caca?
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, boy. It's not sugar? Nope. Okay.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: It's like a... Nah, it's not green, bro. It's like a...
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: It's like a vinegar, but it's like mixed with like
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: a lot of different seasonings and shit.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: Is this a sauce or what is this?
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: It's a sauce. It's a liquid.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: Is it.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: Do you get the chicken in the sauce or do
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: you get like a bottle on the side and you
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: dip it on there?
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you get that sauce on the side.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: Why you talking about that shit like it's a porno?
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: Nah, but let's do it. You put it on or
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: you just dip it? He was like, yeah, you just
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: Nah, you don't dip it. You dump.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, so you dump.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: Where is this place that I can get the pica pollo?
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: I got you, bro. There's a couple spots. And you
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: also got to go to, you ever had Dominican barbecue?
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: No, never.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: We were super dumb trying.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God, bro.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: For one of the things I want to do is
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: just get a Dominican haircut. I just want to go
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: to a Dominican shop and.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: Get a haircut. Let me see what you got working
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: with now. Yeah, yeah, come on.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, basically, but it's just... No, no, but
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: I want.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: To be there and everybody's talking like you and your mom. Oh, okay.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's the vibe.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: I want to be in there and then they're going
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: to be like, oh, where you from? And they pass
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: you the hookah. Exactly. I've never heard about.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: And then I want to walk in and be like, oh,
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: I'm Mexican. And I know they're going to have all
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: these questions for me.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: They'll be like, oh, where are you from?
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: LA.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: And then we're going to get into a debate about
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: why the Dodgers are better than the Yankees.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. That's a place for you, bro. That's what
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your team?
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: In my barber shop, I got a... My barber is
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: actually a Dodgers fan.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. Is he old as shit? Nah, he's young.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: He's like your age.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 4: Why is he a Dodger fan?
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: Because he loves... Oh, boy.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: Otani? Yep.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: Is he Asian?
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: Is he Dominican?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: He's Dominican as fuck. And they be frying his ass
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: up in there, bro. He be in there alone just fighting.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: And I'm just like, yo, can you finish my fucking haircut, bro?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: I know it shouldn't be that hard. What you mean?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: You don't see all this shit? That shit is already pre-cut.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: He take an hour, bro, to do my haircut, bro.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: For real?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's like the That's what it's like talking
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: to you. The circumference of my shit.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: You know, you talking about my forehead, bro, and the
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: more I look at it, yo, that shit kind of thick, bro.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: And the crazy thing is, if I tilt my head back,
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: I become bald. It's like the fucking.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, do it, do it. Oh, my fucking goodness.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: It's like when the moon.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: Yay!
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 4: The half moon and shit?
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's terrifying, brother. I'd just be bald, bro. Look,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: I'm bald. You look like an evil person.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: Like Fat Joe right there.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. Yeah.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do want to go to a fucking, just
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: go in there and argue about the Yankees.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: You should, bro.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got to go have Dominican barbecue, bro.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: Where's that at?
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: My boy, bro, he got a spot.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: Please, we would love to.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: We definitely go pull up. I definitely want to... I'll
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: show you afterwards.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: I want to try... While we're out here in New York,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: I want to try shit that I can't get in L.A.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: or shit that's New York custom. Do you get what
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: I'm saying?
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you really got to try the.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: Chopped cheese, for sure.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: The gonorrhea out here. That shit is different out here.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: They call me patient zero. I was doing this shit
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: before I was cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You started that shit?
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: Kind of. And I'm going to be honest. Only in
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: my community.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: For getting on the real with the extra skin, it's
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: a lot simpler. You could just blame it on the
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: fact that you didn't clean yourself right. We know where
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: you got it from.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to lie, bro. You lost me over there.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit's sucia, bro.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 3: You're speaking some real suciaria, bro. May God forgive you
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: for that, bro.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: I won't. I won't. Are you guys soap? Like, how
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: do you wash your dick? Nah, I'm the sucio. No, no, no.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: I know how I wash it. I'm saying you guys
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: have the extra skin, so how do you wash it?
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: You don't even know how to wash your shit, bro.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: You just fucking let the water hit your shit, right?
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: You just done? You're wildin'. This shit is just out there.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: Hey, son, you wildin', B.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: Nah.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: So you're not jacking that?
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: Selfie's not jacking me off ever. Son, you ain't never
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: jacking me off, son.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 4: Do you jack Staten Island?
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: Excuse me?
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: Nah, seriously.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: Y'all don't jack Staten Island? Who? Y'all jack Staten Island
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: or no?
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: Staten Island?
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, man.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: Y'all jacking that shit?
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: Staten Island.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 4: Huh? Staten Island?
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he said. What the fuck are you speaking, man?
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: The Dominican gave up.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: Staten Island, bro. Yeah, man, you jacking it or no, son?
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: I've been there like twice.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: But if you jacking it?
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: I ain't been there enough to jack it. No? Nah.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: If you're not from over there, you're never over there.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: Nobody's ever over there, but we don't know. Okay, what
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: you be jacking? What you be coughing?
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: Yo, we done said all the most possible... Yo, and this- Salute.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: Me or shoot me.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: Ooh, that's real.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: That's real New York. Salute me or shoot me. Player,
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: where you from?
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: I've never heard that.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: That's tough, though.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: I ain't gonna lie.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's tough.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: There's a food that goes around New York, and he starts.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 4: Tripping on people, and he goes, salute me or shoot me.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: And I like how New York foods bang on each other,
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: because they be like, you know what I'm saying? How
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: they do that shit.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: I like the crowd, dude.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: The who? The growler? Oh, Wavy World. Yeah, Wavy World.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: I saw that Wavy World. Yeah, man.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 4: Fuck Supreme Food. Fuck Supreme Food.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: You remember that guy? Oh, I remember that, bro. He's
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: in jail for murder. Yo, bro, he's scary, bro. He's
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: dead ass scary, bro. By the way, bro, that's not cool, bro. Nah,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: hell no, bro. You can't be whooping people's ass because
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: they got Supreme.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: I hated that fucking shit, bro. Oh, that was his
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: whole thing?
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think Babe needed to make a statement like, yo,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: this dude is not... Yeah, he don't represent us. He
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: don't represent us. He's full-fledged whooping Foo's asses, going in
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: front of the Supreme store, harassing Foo's that buy Supreme.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: And snatching their hat off, stomping it on the floor.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: And he's biggest. This is the most New York monster motherfucker, bro.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: His name was YM8.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, some shit like that.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: There was a video of him. He caught his cousin
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: stealing from him. They in the liquor store. You know
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about? He has somebody recording. He goes,
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: this is my cousin right here. And this motherfucker just
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: stole from me. He puts his hand up. His cousin
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: goes like that. He goes, I'm not going to beat
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: your ass, you family. But you do that shit again.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: And in my head, I was just like, he's beating
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: up regular people because they weren't Supreme? You're not going
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: to fuck up his cousin for this? I'm not tripping.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: He's in prison. Is he in jail because of that shit? No,
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: he's in prison fucking for murder.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he did some shit.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: Murder was the charge.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is that he... Was he so mad
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: that he beat the shit out of somebody that was
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: wearing Supreme.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 4: And killed him?
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. He's a street dude. For sure. He's
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: a wise guy.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he wouldn't beat them up on camera. He
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: would just bully the shit out of them and snatch
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: their shit.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: There was a dude named Max. There was a dude
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: named Max who used to host Complex. He used to
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: do some of the videos like Speedy Mormon. There's a
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: video of him whooping his ass. That was always outside
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: of the interviews.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just beat the shit out of him. Oh, wow,
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 4: that's so fucking terrible. You've never heard of this guy, though? Man,
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 4: y'all be on the dark side of the internet.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: This was popular.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: This was probably like 2016 or some shit, right?
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: You have to understand, though. 2016, I was 16. I
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: wasn't fucking on the internet watching fools beat up. I
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: was watching like... You were outside. I was outside, really.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: You was on the hub.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: Nah, nah. I was like tagging and fighting and shit.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: I used to do- Graffiti? Yeah. Yeah, I love that shit.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: For real? Yeah. Swear to God, yeah. You was nice
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: with it? Nice with it. What was your tag? Dunno.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: For real? There are billboards in our city with his
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: crew on it. Like, biggest shit.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: A wireless, son.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: Your name rang bells.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: A wireless, son.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: You know how people come out here and think about
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: Supreme and Times Square? I'd be out here like, man,
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: this is where graffiti started, bitch.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: Nah, yeah.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: He's hands down one of the gayest fools I know
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: because we were out here. All I asked, this is
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: all I said. I said, damn, bro, graffiti started out here?
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: He looked at me, he goes, man. Everything started here.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: He was like, rap started here.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: Graffiti started here.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: Break dancing started here. This is the Mecca, man. Shut
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: your bitch ass up, bro. It is the Mecca, bitch.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: Some little gay fat ass. Fuck you. That's gay now?
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: Fat gay boy. Oh, shit. Guayaba. That's just a fruit,
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: dumb bitch. Pinche puto.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: Mama pinga.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: Mama pinga coño. Pinga pollo.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 4: Have you ever had Tinga before?
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: Tinga? Yeah. What the fuck is that? Word. I could
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: explain it to you. Word. Let me explain it to you.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: The people that make the best Tinga to me is
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: my homegirl. I said I'm a homegirl, Pebs. I don't
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: know you, girl.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 3: What the fuck about Pebs?
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: Why don't you tell me about what Tinga was practically?
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 4: And by the way, Pebs didn't make that Tinga.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: That was my sister.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 4: Now she going to be mad at you.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: I went to Pebs' house. I go to Pebs' house.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: I go to Pebs' house.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 4: He's a fucking Asian.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: He's a fucking Asian. Bro, I've been to her house frequently.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: Shut the fuck up, bitch, and explain Tinga.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: You got mad at me on the last one, huh? Puto. Alright,
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: so it was shredded chicken in tomato sauce?
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: In red?
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: In chipotle sauce. Wait, so it was a shredded chicken?
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: Shredded chicken in a chipotle sauce.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 4: That's it?
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's it. That shit is crazy. What?
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: That's it. It's crazy. You know what barbecue is? Meat
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: over fire. That's it? Yeah.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: Wait, so it's just shredded chicken with chipotle just mixed
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: up like that.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: You're seasoning that shit. There it is. Yeah, okay, okay.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: I'm Asian.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 4: It's kind of hard for me to describe them.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like boiling chicken and then just putting
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: curry over it.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: I like curry chicken, bro.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: Come on. No, no, but you're talking about Jamaican, no? No. What, Asian? Japanese.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: Butter chicken. Oh, chicken tikka masala. Yeah, you like that?
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: I fucking love that shit, boy. You like a garlic knot?
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: I'll die for the... Yo, bro, I'm not going to lie.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: And I just had that shit for the first time.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 4: Fuck.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: You jacking that Indian shit?
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: Salumi, you jacking me? No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 4: Like there's a, there's a, there's a weekend. Have you
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 4: seen the video?
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: There's a food going around and like he'll work at
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: target and the dude will come up to him. Yo,
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: you know where the condoms are? And the guy, the
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: worker go, what size? And then, and then, and then
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: let's say, Larry, tell me extra large. I'm the worker.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: All right. Extra large.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: Fuck.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: And that shit is dumb viral. Like, like, all right,
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: let's have the conversation.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: I'm working.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: I'm working. Go. Hey man, you know where the condom's at? Oh,
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: what size? Extra large. But it's just so funny to me.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: All right, but back to the curry chicken. Yeah, chicken
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: tikka masala for me is the entry point for if
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: a person has never had Indian food and they want
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: to try it.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: You never had it, bro?
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: We actually went to do a... He has a food
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: show that he does with his homie, AD. Black guy.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 4: And they go around restaurant to restaurant.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: They buy? Huh? Black. No, not buy. No. Just want
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: to let you guys know, the guy behind the computer
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: is a black guy too. Wait, hold on.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 4: What type of black are you, brother?
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: African-American. That's that real shit.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 3: That's that real shit.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: Shout out to you.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 4: Hey, bro, I think I didn't go to school without that.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 4: That one dude from the island would have been.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: Mad at you. Right now, there's a UFC fighter. He
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: does heavyweight. He's Dominican.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 4: Can you stick to one topic, you dumb bitch?
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: There's a funny part. He's full Dominican. Full Dominican. They
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: asked him after an interview, they asked him if he
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: was hurt.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: I said, are you hurt?
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: No, I Dominican. No way, bro.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I'm talking about?
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: I got to see that clip.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: Yo, yo, you took a lot of body shots. Are
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: you hurt? I don't hurt. I don't mean it. I
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: got to see that shit, bro. His name is like
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: super Dominican. It's like some crazy shit. That's funny.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 4: But I'm sorry. I just wanted to say that. Back
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 4: to the Indian food, though.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: Garlic naan. If you get a garlic naan, some basmati rice,
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: and then you get a little chicken tikka masala. Basmati
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: rice with gas. Yeah, but that's white fucking rice. It
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter. No, no, no. Hey, I do the garlic
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: and cheese naan together. You're talking about the biryani. Oh, biryani. Sorry. See, brother,
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: you know. Garlic and cheese together. Oh, garlic cheese naan?
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 3: And then you just dump that shit into the sauce?
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 4: Are you also telling a motherfucker to have, like, salmon
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 4: for breakfast?
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: Nah. Oh, he means a lox.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: Like the salmon bagels and shit?
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: Nah, that's crazy Jewish.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: I'm going to put it against the mic.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: It's an edit. We're going to get demonetized. Dominicans are
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: some of the funniest people of all time. Dominicans are
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: very prideful people. I have two Dominican homies back in Cali.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: Those foods are so Dominican when they have the parade
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: floats and shit. My homies are on the floats.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 4: Not to make them Dominican, that make them groupies.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: What parade floats? We have something called the Rose Parade.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: They might do some shit with all the Latinos. No, no, no.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: It's every culture. Indonesia has one too. What's the problem
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: with them having a flag?
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: I'm saying they're so Dominican. Those are the foods that
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: are on the flow. You get what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: They're the only Dominicans.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 4: They don't have much.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 3: Of an option. I've done two shows out there in
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: Hollywood Improv.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: Hollywood Improv, yeah, yeah.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: And it'd be like only 35 Dominicans, bro.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: The rarest Mexicans?
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. But the only 35 Dominicans that are over there,
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 3: they'd be coming out. When I go to the West Coast, bro,
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: I'd be Bringing out whatever.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: Whatever little scattered Dominicans is.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 4: Well, I think people from the island, right?
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: Because Puerto Ricans come out and fuck with you. Yeah.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: Are Dominicans usually big?
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 3: Big how?
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: Size-wise. Head-wise. I mean, like.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: And they had to give you a... They had to
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: give you, like, a nickname when you were a kid.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 3: Cabezon.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: Cabezote.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: They used to call me a.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: Pinche mega, man.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: I never got Mega Man. I used to call people
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 3: Mega Man a lot, too.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: Mega Mind.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, Mega Mind.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 4: He was trying to take over New York.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 3: I used to get called Tinaco.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? What the fuck is that?
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 3: You know, like in... Back in the, back home, they
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 3: have like.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: The- Back home where? In the Dominican Republic.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 4: Motherfucker, we- I'm.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 1: Pretty sure Mexico has, you know, the big water tanks
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: on top of the house?
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the water. Are you talking about houses? On top
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: of the house, it's like a big ass water tank.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: We haven't been to Mexico. What are you talking about?
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: They didn't call it a tenaco. Tenaco. Tenaco. What'd they
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 1: call it? That's who, yeah, I've heard that. Tinaco sounds better, though,
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: don't it?
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Tinaco. That's what they used to call me, Tinaco.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: Fucking El Alfa was going to make a song, Tinaco.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 3: Tinaco, Tinaco, Tinaco, Tinaco.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 4: You should make a Dominican song.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: Should I just do a whole Culture Vulture shit? Yeah.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: I'll do like a Dominican song, Ocorrido song. But who's
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 1: the Culture Vulture and your guy's culture?
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know, bro. That's so hard.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 4: Who's the closest person in your culture?
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 2: I think some would argue that Kendall Jenner made a
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 2: tequila called a certain name and then, you know?
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: Everybody made tequila, bro.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying what some people would say. You know
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, in that sense? No, I don't think so.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: Marron. I don't think we have one. I think Marron's Italian.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: Very much.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 2: Just because you had an accent to it doesn't make
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 2: it Dominican, you bitch.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: Well, that is true. You got a good Italian accent? No,
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: it's terrible.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 4: Let me see.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: I got Italian-American.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 4: Do you want to hear mine?
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wait, wait, wait.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 2: Before you say it, we're hanging out. We got our
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: suits on in front of our little box.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 4: Cigarettes are $ 1.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. We're in the Bronx, by the way. We're
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: in the Bronx. Specifically where they filmed Bronx Tale. All right.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 3: Scene.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 1: Hey, Tone, they drinking at a water fountain again. Get him.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: The black guy like that, the black guy like that.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: He like, what you talking about, bro? I was ready
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: to jump in.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: The scene, bro.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: This motherfucker, bro. You know what, bro?
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 3: You come off as a nice guy, but in reality.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 1: I'm a piece of shit.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there it is.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: You're a rat piece of shit. Realistically, I think I'm
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 1: a very good-hearted person.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: I can sense that.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 4: I'm a sweetheart, bro.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: That's gay. See, now you're getting gay. He's a sweetie pie.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: He's a strawberry shortcake.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 4: Sweetie pie. Just cause you move your head, you mix
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 4: it Dominican?
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 1: Sweetie, boy. They used to call me. Bingo Bono. Bingo Bono.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 1: Bingo Bono. Now we need you to have tinga way.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 1: Whenever you're back in LA, you got to come eat
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: some tinga. Yo, bro.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 3: LA got some good ass food, bro. You know it
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 3: was snow, bro. And that's why I had the best
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 3: tacos ever.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 1: Where? Snow. Yeah. Where'd you eat the tacos at?
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but I'll show you a picture of it.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 1: Of course you're going to have good tacos with her, though.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: She's like fucking super Mexican, though. Yo, bro.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 3: Them shish was the greatest.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 1: We was over there by her, by her way over there.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 3: I don't fucking know, L.A.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wait, wait.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 4: You guys, before they brought the tacos to you guys?
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, they brought the tacos to you. I thought
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: she made them shits.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, she made them.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: Nah, I thought.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: I thought she made them.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 1: They was there. Oh, you thought she made them. Yo.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 4: Damn, your accent got me fucked up.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 1: I thought. I thought.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you thought she made them.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 1: Do you guys still call girls out her thoughts?
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 3: Nah, not no more. That was a junior high school thing. Thoughts.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 1: You remember that? Fucking thot.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Fucking thot.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 4: You fucking wear a thot.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 1: That's all mamas.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 3: Called them bops. What else we used to call them?
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 1: Tutors. Tutors. Yeah, call them tutors. Scrotis.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, scrotis.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 1: I don't remember. I've never heard that one. Is that
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 1: a Dominican thing?
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 3: Scrotis.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: When you guys say, do you guys say puta for
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 1: like horse? Yeah.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a thing. Oh, hey, what the fuck is
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 3: that sauce, bro? Look at that shit.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 1: Let me see. Oh, yeah, like some habanero shit and
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 1: all that shit. That shit does look good, though. That
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 1: looks good as fuck. I'm like, you're missing onion and cilantro, though.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 1: This caption is probably the best tacos I had, fool.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: Nah, you're not clapping that?
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 1: That's for you. That's feeding me. I'm jacking myself. Yo,
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 1: people was like, yo, what the fuck is that? You
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: put queso on your taco? Yeah, that's not. That shit
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: look yellow, but.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 4: I think it wasn't queso.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: It was habanero. Habanero. Habanero. It was habanero, baby. It
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 1: was just. It was just.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 4: No te recuerdas con esa cabeza.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: No, bro. No. So you guys have a lot of
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 1: taco spots out here? Fuck no. Yesterday, some foo told me, literally,
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 1: the homie Isaac that we met yesterday.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 3: Not a lot, no.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: Bro, he came up to me, he said, yo, I
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: know there's usually a debate on LA tacos and New
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 1: York tacos. I said, hold on. I've never heard nobody
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 1: in the fucking world say that. No debate. Absolutely not.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? I love New York
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 1: to death.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 2: I love Pueblo, but we already got enough time beefing
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: it with San Diego and motherfucking Texas that.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 1: We don't need to add the extra beef.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: LA is probably known for the best food, I can say. Nah,
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 1: New York got real good food. Texas, though. Texas.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: Because when we talk about food, speaking specifically Mexican food,
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 2: California is going to win off the bat.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 4: Texas makes shit that's fucking dog.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 3: Shit.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: You know Chicago got.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 4: Chicago do not get Mexican food, but it's not beating that.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 1: Deep dish pizza. I think all deep dish places, like
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: the Chicago deep dish pizza with all the cheese.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 1: I think they should all collectively get together. Group suicide. Gee, shit.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: Because that is absolute dog shit. Bro, you ate four slices.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 1: You lied. Bitch, I was hungry, bitch. I didn't have
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 1: a choice, motherfucker.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 4: You did have a choice.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 1: You got money, bitch.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 4: He had a choice.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 1: Say it again. Say it again. You have money, son.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: You real me? Puto. But yeah, no, like, I like.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 4: Now he have money like a mother.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 3: He's a fat contradicting motherfucker, bro. Yeah.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 1: Piece of shit ass rat. Deep dish pizza is good, bro. No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 1: That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up real quick.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 4: No, you shut up, bitch.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 1: That's not what I'm saying. You shut up, bitch. You
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: shut up, bitch. Stop, bitch. Bitch.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 4: Bitch. For what better pizza?
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 1: Chicago? Don't. Chicago or New York? What? Pizza. Oh, New York. Wait,
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: which pizza is better, though?
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 2: He didn't hear no difference.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 4: How do you say pizza?
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 1: Say it.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 3: No, that's how they say it.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 1: Pizza. With an X. No, no, no. But when I
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 1: say deep dish, I love, like, let's say pizza. That's
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: still a form of pizza, you dumb bitch. So when
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: it's my turn talking, I'm going to talk. When I'm done,
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 1: you'll be able to talk. Thank you. You heard? The
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 1: group leader has spoken. The gay Asian came out. That
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 1: was gay as fuck.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 3: Not quite my tempo.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 3: All right, go ahead.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 1: The Chicago one? No, that's what I'm saying. I just
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 1: can't wait for it to fit. Shut the fuck up. Look,
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: he's looking at his watch and shit. Oh, that motherfucking motherfucker. Yo, Javarto,
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 1: finish the, what was it? The deep dish in Chicago.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 2: The, I'm gonna smack the shit out.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know why.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 4: Hey, what the fuck? The Muslim came out.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 1: You need to be put on a list, bro.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 1: So the deep dish, when you cut into it, and
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 1: then there's just cheese falling out of the fucking pizza,
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 1: and it looks like soup and shit. You know what
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about? Yeah, it gets soupy. Yeah, that's fucking disgusting.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 3: It's not nasty, bro. It's just, first of all, when
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 3: you go in Chicago, you got to wait like an hour.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for that shit.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 1: I heard original pizza in Chicago's tavern style though, like
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: the thin crust tavern.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 4: That's what they say.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 3: And I've had that too, because people was like, yo,
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 3: you got to try our regular thin pizza.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 1: And I've had it.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 3: It's not all that.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I had it, and I remember they cut
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 3: it like in squares and shit.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like that shit. It was good.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 1: I love that shit. For me, it tasted like, that
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 1: was our school pizza. Like our public school's pizza, that's
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 1: how that pizza.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 4: For the cut-up shit?
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 1: No, just how it tasted. Really? Yeah, it was good,
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 1: you feel me?
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 2: To me, to be honest, if a pizza don't come
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 2: in a triangle shape, I don't want that shit.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 4: That's just a fact.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 1: I don't care the shape, bro. You don't care the shape?
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 1: The shape matter like a motherfucker.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 3: That shit could come in a hexagon.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 4: I fucking hate a calzone. I'm not eating no fucking calzone.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 2: I need the shit where I pick that shit up,
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 2: the cheese melts, and they're like, I'm a fucking Ninja Turtle.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 4: That's how I want my shit. It's that fucking simple.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: No, for me, though, I could do a good old
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 1: thick crust pizza. You know, the square ones?
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 3: You got to have one out here, bro.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 1: We actually haven't had pizza.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 4: What's a bell chopped cheese?
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's bad.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 3: Bro, that's hard, bro.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 1: Is it like every corner or not, right?
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 3: It's around here.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: What's that shit called?
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 3: Yo, I'm telling you, there's a billion of them, bro,
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 3: that are rated S tier level pizzerias, bro.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that food from Barstool, he just goes around rating pizza,
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 1: David Portnoy.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all the ones he say, them shits is all
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 3: out here. But anyone, bro, really, any one of them
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 3: is going to be fire, bro.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 1: What about these spots right here? I keep seeing these trucks.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 1: It's on the top. It says, no, I'm sorry, the carts. No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 1: It's not pizza. It's a halal food. A halal food cart?
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 1: Chicken and gyro? No, no, no.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 4: Sabret?
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: Sabret? Sabret. Sabret, yeah.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 3: Is that hot dog water?
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 1: That's hot dog. I fucking hate hot dogs. You ever
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 1: had a downtown LA hot dog? Nah.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 4: You never had the little Mexican lady meal?
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 2: You can get overpriced, but she's going to put the
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 2: hot dog and then she's going to put the onions
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 2: with the big ass jalapeno on the side.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 1: And if you want money, you get it, but just...
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie, that's a meal, dog. Y'all
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: just treat everything like it's a tacos, right? The mother
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 1: fucker just took a hot dog and just added onions
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 1: to help. No, no, no. I think hot dogs out here,
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 1: they're not grilled. They're just hot dog water boiled, right? What?
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 1: Hot dogs out here? Yeah, yeah. They just boil the
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 1: fuck out of it. That's crazy. That's nasty as shit.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: Are you crazy? They be juicy.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 4: Let me get extra.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 1: Hot dog water.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 4: Just laze with that bitch for me.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: Yo, no, but look. So imagine these guys are on
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 1: the Glizzy's game. These Glizzy's are grilled, crispy. No, that
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 1: sounds delicious. Bake and wrap, bake and wrap. Come on, bro. What?
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 1: Come on, what?
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 3: Think about your.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 1: Think about your life, bro. Think about your heart rate, bro.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 4: Think about your health, brother.
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 4: You only eat those when you leave the club. That
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 4: should have changed your life, bro.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 3: When you eat in Pusha, you put onions in jalapeno.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 2: This motherfucker with Picasso Fresco on some pusha.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 1: This motherfucker turned everything into... No, you ain't talking, bitch. Fucking...
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 1: Fucking curry on his pussy and all types of shit.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 1: You say curry a lot, but I don't eat curry
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 1: that often anymore. Okay, Korean food or whatever the fuck.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 1: Korean food. For me, my thing right now is Korean food.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 3: That's what you're into?
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, super.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 3: So what kind of food is that? Excuse me?
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 1: Yes. So it's a beef bone broth soup. It's one
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 1: of the most known dogs out there. It's not a dog.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 1: It's filled with collagen, but it's super good for you.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 1: It's supposed to be, like, really, really good for you.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 1: It's insane. You eat that a lot? I eat that
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 1: shit three times a week.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 4: That shit not working. They got to get back to
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 4: these studies, boy.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 1: Collagen's there. Collagen, yeah. My skin's great. Going to your neck.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 1: Kind of, yeah.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 3: That neck looking heavy, bro. That's funny, bad Bonnie. Where
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 3: the fuck you following this guy, bro? I'm sure you're
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 3: not even like.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 1: A real, like real. No, bro. I'm a plant, bro.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 3: Like you a figment of my imagination.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 1: I am, bro. So actually, actually it's like a, so
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 1: you know how they came out of a spell book.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 1: You know how they be saying Erica Kirk is like
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 1: a plant. You know what I'm saying? I'm a plant too.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 4: So you're like Erica Kirk. Fuck that bitch.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 1: Fuck Erica Kirk and fuck her dead ass husband. Damn.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 4: Hey, man, you jagging that one?
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, pussy. Oh, pussy. I'm jagging. We jacking each other off.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 1: Fuck that bitch.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 4: All right, all right.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 1: Come for me, come for me, come for me. We're
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 1: going to do something right now. We're going to do
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 1: this little thing. Hold on, hold on. We're going to
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 1: do this little thing. Oh, fuck you. You trying to skip?
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 1: What just happened? We got to, yo, yo. Hold on,
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 1: hold on. Let's reset.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 3: You was beating us off of telepath through the air.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't like it when a girl
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 1: does that to you? She's like, come for me, come
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 1: for me, come for me. And then you, you know,
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 1: that's not how it works.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 3: I don't got to get told this.
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 1: I do. These things don't got to get told to me.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 1: Why you did that to us like this? And then,
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 1: and then, and then, and then you did that, uh,
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 1: you did the noise, the noise, what was it?
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 4: What was the original?
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 1: I was going to do it to him, but when
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 1: you left out. You talking like this and that, but
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 1: your lingo is literally, hey, jacking me off and shit.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 1: I don't say that.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 4: You literally... I literally met you outside.
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 1: You was like, what up, bro? That was you throwing up?
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 1: Jacking off and shit? Yeah, jacking you off, B. Love you.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 1: The jacking shit is the young kids. They say that, bro.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 1: We don't say that.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 3: We say, yo, I don't fuck with that.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, so what? You fuck with that? I don't fuck
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 1: with that.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 4: You grew up saying like, I'll beat your meat or
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 4: some shit like that?
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 1: We never used it. We shall. I'll beat you up.
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 1: I'll beat you up. Yeah. Come here, see? Cruisin' for
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 1: a bruisin', eh? You cruisin' for a bruisin', eh? Eh, see?
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 1: Put him up. Aren't you a pocket full of firecrackers? See,
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 1: now it's like, salute me or shoot me, jack me
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 1: or clap me.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 4: Right, what the fuck?
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 1: It's crazy how times change, and then with the times changing,
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 1: the lingo changes. Evolution is such a crazy thing.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 3: I like how this guy is like a fucking idiot, right?
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 1: How do you like how he's wearing his Timbs? Are
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 1: you jacking that or not? No, these are theater, man.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 1: Those is lugs. That boy got on some Birdman's. Hey,
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 1: them bitches is to fix the roof. Wait, what is that?
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 1: Is he complimenting me or? No, no.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 4: Now he's saying them bitches for construction.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 1: Not for like swag. Mountain gears. What the fuck do
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 1: you have on? You have the Scottie Pippens on.
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 3: These are my gym shoes, bro.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 4: You lying like a motherfucker.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 1: For real? No, but the gym. First of all, I
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 1: really do.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 3: I really be.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 1: What you crazy, bro? I be in the gym bench pressing, bro.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 3: Heavy, bro.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, ask, bro.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 3: Ask around.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 1: I'm a big bench or heavy lifter, bro. Hey, he
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 1: be bench person? I Dominican. You heard? I'm Dominican.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 4: I Dominican, papi. We couldn't find that. I really want
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 4: to see that now.
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious.
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 1: He made it up. He made that shit up.
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 4: Let me just play out a whole scenario.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 1: Let me just make up a bunch of shit.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 3: Rodel.
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 1: Hello, cat. It's really bad out there. What? In Dominican Republic. Yeah, man.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 3: Bad what?
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 1: Like it's dangerous? Yeah, it's very dangerous out there. Hell yeah.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, like, obviously if
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 1: we go and story this shit, but in the Chenders,
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 1: it's going to be Chenders.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 4: Well, actually, didn't you- That's anywhere though, right?
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 1: That's anywhere.
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but even then, even then, like, there's obviously a
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 3: few spots, nah, don't go over there.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking Aquatico or shit like that. What
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 1: is that? The where?
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 3: There's some shit over there. That shit is like. No
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 3: man's land. Yeah, don't go in there.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 1: You guys had the thing a few years ago. It
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 1: was like... A lot of people were dying on vacation
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 1: over there.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, with the alcohol.
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, bro.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 3: They was doing some fucked up shit.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 1: Synthetic alcohol. Synthetic alcohol. Yeah. Oh, why?
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 3: Why? Why?
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 1: Why? To save money and shit? Yeah. I'm guessing, bro.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 1: But I'm talking about at resorts. Yeah.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 1: At full-blown hotels. It was fucked up, bro.
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 3: It was a fucked up situation.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 1: The foods were dying left and right, so they had
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 1: to take care of that shit. The government has to
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 1: speak out about that. Yeah.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 2: Any country you go to is going to... I'm pretty
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 2: sure there's a place in Indonesia where... I mean, Indonesia,
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 2: you might think of little gay Asian foods, but... He'd
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 2: probably get churches.
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 1: In that bitch. I say never what I think of
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 1: when I think of Indonesia. The homeland, the motherland. The
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 1: place my father grew up. Yeah, no, he don't give
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 1: a fuck.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 4: Indonesia!
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 1: Just a little bit right there.
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 3: Damn, bro. I almost got emotional. That was really beautiful.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 1: Are you jacking that? Yeah. I don't want to make
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 1: fun of you. You're jacking me off. You're cool.
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 3: He's going to make fun of me?
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 1: Let's hear it. I love it. You probably just got
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 1: dumb neck strength.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 1: Chill, bitch. You're not funny sometimes, too. Looking like a
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 1: green grape. Really? I like that. I like green grapes.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 4: That's what I meant.
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 1: Can we both give you... Can you tell us a
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 1: sentence to say? And can you rate who says it
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 1: better in a New York accent? I bet. Am I
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 1: going to do it in a New York accent, too? No,
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 1: you just talk how you talk when you wake up
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 1: in the morning. Okay.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 3: Um, Yo, can I have a cup of coffee?
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 1: Can I put my own twist on it as well?
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go stupid.
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 1: Yo, son. Let me get a cup of coffee, B.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 1: I thought that was it. Yeah. Can I do it
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 1: one more time? No, no, no. Please, just one more.
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 1: All right, go ahead. Yeah! Hey, yo, son, let me
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 1: get a coffee. Yeah! The year of the retard had
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 1: to come out. No, but he did one thing right.
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 3: Maybe you caught it. Let's have a listen.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 1: Okay. Okay, can I... You get one try. Oh, wait,
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 1: why do I get one try and you got two?
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 1: Because you're a bitch. Yeah? All right. It's true, right?
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 1: Can you give me three, two, one scene?
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 3: Three, two, one, scene.
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 4: Yo, papito, can I get coffee, por favor?
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 3: You just did a Puerto Rican crackhead.
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 1: Is that in New York? Yeah. Come on, then.
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 4: That's all I'm saying.
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 1: He said, yo, papi, can I get a, yo, papi.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 1: You just did a Puerto Rican crackhead.
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 3: No, you didn't.
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 4: No, bitch, I'm talking about American New York.
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 1: Don't, don't, don't do that. Marvel guys don't make New
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 1: York special. It's a melting pot. You feel me? Oh,
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 1: stop it. You went fully black.
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 3: That's how you got it right. You said coffee.
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 4: And I'm walking here.
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 1: You mean it's a Boston thing?
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 3: I'm walking here, yeah.
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 1: How do you feel about Boston?
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 3: I love Boston, bro. I got a lot of friends
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 3: and family over there.
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice. There are a lot of Dominicans there.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 3: I fuck with Boston a lot, bro.
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 1: The Red Sox. No, he don't fuck with that.
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 3: I was raised as a Yankee fan. But my dad
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 3: was a Boston Red Sox fan.
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 3: Y'all know there's a lot of Dominicans who are Boston
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 3: Red Sox fans that live in New York.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 2: Is that just because they're probably one of the first
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 2: things to hire Dominicans or something?
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 3: It's because of Manny Ramirez, David Ortiz, Pedro Martinez. They,
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about lived in New York, never been to
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 3: Boston a day in their lives.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, but those Dominicans.
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, so who's better at baseball, Puerto Ricans or Dominicans?
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 1: Come on, bro. What the fuck you getting mad at me?
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just asking the question. Oh, did you sense anger?
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe you're New York, son. I don't know.
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know where we at. Wait, wait.
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 4: So it's Dominicans.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 1: Come on, bro. It's Dominicans, bro. Dominicans run baseball, bro. Hello? Yeah,
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 1: you know, it's you and the whites.
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but Dominicans. Come on, bro.
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 2: The Japanese are taking over, bro. Watch.
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 1: Dominicans are going to start training in Japan, bro. Real soon. Watch.
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 1: Did you say those stinking Japs are taking over? Is
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 1: that what you just said? That's wild as fuck. You
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 1: can't be saying something like that. You can't say that either.
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 4: I said no such thing.
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 1: That's fucking wrong. See how motherfuckers.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 4: Can't have a regular conversation? He's retarded.
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 1: Even that you can't say no more.
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, you can't say retarded either?
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 1: Nope, and you just said it again. My vernacular is spectacular.
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 1: He said it like 12 times today.
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 3: Retarded?
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you said it again. Yeah, it's over.
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 4: Rodney Ortiz.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 1: Thank you guys for watching. And that episode is sponsored
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 1: by Polymark. You have any sponsors you want us to
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 1: shout out real quick? Hell nah.
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 3: I think I want to avoid that actually now because
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 3: I don't have no sponsors. I have my uncle and shit.
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 1: They're going to take that for soon.
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 3: Bobby.
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, I like how you guys say that. Oh, I
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 1: thought that was like without an R.
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 3: And without an uncle. You know Spanish, don't you?
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say it again.
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, Sion. Sion Tio.
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 1: No, but that's like, you know, when you ask for it.
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bendición.
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 1: No, that's like kissing of the hand. Yeah, that's how
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 1: we greet our elders.
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 2: We'll say bendición and they'll say que Dios te bendiga.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 1: You do that to all your grandparents. If you don't
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 1: do it, they're like, who the fuck you think you are? Oh, perdón.
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 2: So when I see an old Puerto Rican lady, when
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 2: I hear you just say bendición?
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 3: You could say bendición or you could say sientilla. Oh.
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 3: Or you could say bendición and she's going to be like,
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 3: que Dios te bendiga.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, so when we go to the Heights, I'm going
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 2: to just see a fire old Puerto Rican lady with
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 2: a big old bubby like bendición.
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 1: Maybe that'll work.
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 1: Not if they like- Wait, wait, wait. Okay.
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 4: So do you save anything until the bitch is your age?
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 2: No?
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 1: Nah. No. Yeah. Yeah. Be like, yo, what's good, sweetheart?
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 1: What's good, my heart?
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 3: What's going on? What we doing? What's going on?
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 1: Wait, so you don't say Bendizion to the whole yo age? No,
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 1: but you know what? That might work, right?
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's what I am, bro.
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 3: Where my hug at? Yo, that might be a new method, bro.
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 1: What, what, what? Bendizion. Like, you just tell that to.
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 3: Because it's like, it's like you're super glazing her if.
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 1: You do that. You know that, right?
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 3: You're glazing the fuck out of her if you do that.
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you see a badass, you see a fine-ass
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 2: Puerto Rican, Dominican, you go like, Bendizion, and then she
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 2: finds you, oh, he respectful, I'm going to give him
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 2: a kid.
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 1: He's respectful. I'm going to fuck the shit out of him. See,
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 1: you always take it too far. It's just you. It's
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 1: just who you are.
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 4: It's the Tims. The Tims got you acting a little different.
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true, bro.
• 2:04:03
  Speaker 4: Than walking through the Glacier, Tims.
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 3: I was stepping in the rain with my Tims on.
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 1: Stepping over a puddle full of pain. It's a big storm.
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 1: Are you going to negotiate boogieing for the 10-year anniversary?
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 1: I will, for sure. You know, I went to... It's
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 1: this week, no? Yeah.
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, no, you got shows and shit.
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 3: I went to go see Aventura.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Hey, didn't you bring them out?
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the guitarists.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 1: Lenny and- Oh, yeah, you were living the dream, huh?
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was crazy.
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 1: That was for my- That should have been so crazy
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 1: for your mom, huh, just seeing that? Yeah, everybody.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 2: It was just a surprise at the end of my show.
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 1: No, I was a singer.
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 3: I was singing that day.
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Lenny and Max, they were the guitarists. They came out.
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 3: And the crowd went fucking crazy, bro. That was in
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 3: Washington Heights at the United Palace. Wow.
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. Congrats on that, bro. That's fire.
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 3: Thank you. That was my first theater. Bendiciones.
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 1: Bendiciones.
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 3: Dios me lo bendiga.
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 1: Dios me lo bendiga. I think we out of here?
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 1: We love you so much.
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 3: Hey, man, I love y'all too, bro. I ain't know
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 3: this shit was going to be that much fun, bro.
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 3: I just had a fucking blast, bro.
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 1: One of your shows. Oh, yeah. Where the fuck am
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 1: I going? Oh, yeah. I'm here. I'm in Brooklyn. Halloween weekend.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is going to be out
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 1: by then. Yeah, no, no. This is out tomorrow. Oh, shit.
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pull up to the show at Williamsburg, Brooklyn Improv,
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 3: and then we got North Carolina and.
• 2:05:29
  Speaker 1: All types of shit.
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 3: Raleigh and Charlotte and shit. Daniel Improv.
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 4: Nah, nah, I don't know.
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 3: We here in the East Coast, bro. But yeah, come
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 3: check my dates out. RodellOrtiz.com.
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 4: Word in my damn son.
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 3: Shout out to my boy.
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 1: Thank y'all. I'm going to jack you off.
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 3: All my people in the West Coast, bro. I'll see
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 3: y'all soon, too, bro. I'm going to go over there.
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 3: I love y'all, bro.
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 1: You full of shit. When you coming?
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 3: I'm in love with y'all, huh?
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 4: Hey, man, can I do one of your shows in Brooklyn?
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 1: Yo, bro.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 3: I'm with that. Yeah, we'll talk. Got to talk to them.
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's a no. That's a no. God damn. No, no, no.
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 4: We'll talk.
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 1: Let me know what's your date, bro. All right, man.
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 1: You're not jacking me. You're not jacking him off. That's cool. Bro,
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 1: I'm jacking and flapping. There we go. There it is.
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 4: That's way better than clapping. Salute me or shoot me.
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 4: You feel me?
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 2: Hey, yo, New York City, y'all wanted us to come
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 2: out here and fuck with somebody that we love.
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 4: You know, obviously we talk shit in the crowd all
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 4: the time, but we really.
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 1: We acting like cool as shit, but we're a huge fan.
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty starship, bro. All of us in the whole... No, bro,
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 1: this is real shit.
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 3: No bullshit.
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 4: No, we jacking you off for real.
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 1: This is real shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait. Wait, wait.
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 1: He ruins it, bro. Nah, bro, for real?
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 3: This is my first time ever. I mean, I've been
• 2:06:44
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• 2:06:56
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• 2:07:00
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