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OUTRO: It was a Temu Ad · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you made bastards.
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  Speaker 2: Loving the Big Show podcast, Get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube,
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  Speaker 3: Golf will have to be next week, mate. The week's
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  Speaker 3: kind of filled up a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: You guys going out to play golf. Nobody tells me,
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  Speaker 4: nobody else you want to come and play.
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  Speaker 1: I just assume you'd be busy as fuck.
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  Speaker 4: Still ask come on, man, do you want to come?
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  Speaker 4: Do you want to come?
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  Speaker 5: Magie you I'm busy.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna be going like once, maybe even twice eventually
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  Speaker 1: a week.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, cool, No, I will. I will be money beg
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  Speaker 4: I will be into that. Yeah, you can't play with us.
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  Speaker 4: I've got well, I've got to get other things going
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  Speaker 4: on in my life.
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  Speaker 5: A bit of fresh air, MURGI bit of a.
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  Speaker 4: Bit of a want to turn your phone off.
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  Speaker 5: Jason, totally.
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  Speaker 4: Man. Yeah, I think the last time I went out
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  Speaker 4: and played golf. I think this is what happened. I
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  Speaker 4: was away, It's around Christmas or something like that, and
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm going to go, and I had
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  Speaker 4: my girlfriend at the time you hit it. No, I
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  Speaker 4: had her, oh right there at at my mum's place.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure it was around Christmas. Sure it was Jason,
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  Speaker 4: maybe a couple of days after, sure could have been.
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  Speaker 4: And the and I see it and we'd spent you know,
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  Speaker 4: by this stage, we'd spend a couple of weeks together solid.
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  Speaker 4: And I said, I'm just going to go and play
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  Speaker 4: around the golf with with a made of mine. And
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  Speaker 4: the feeling was that that she wanted to come as well. Right,
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  Speaker 4: it's just the boys that are going out. Nana quite
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  Speaker 4: keen to came. I was like, wow, I'm quite keen
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  Speaker 4: for a break anyway. As these things do, you know,
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  Speaker 4: one thing leads to another. Before you know it, you've
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  Speaker 4: been screamed at for not really having done anything wrong.
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  Speaker 4: And so I went out and I went out and
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  Speaker 4: I played golf. I turned my phone off, turn my
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  Speaker 4: phone off. When and played golf felt great. And as
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  Speaker 4: soon as I turned my phone back on, I just
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  Speaker 4: felt like I'm not in my stomach, Yeah, anot of dread.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, you know, a dreadnot And I thought,
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  Speaker 4: how did how did I let myself get into a
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  Speaker 4: position where this is my life? Yeah, I mean this
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  Speaker 4: was not the first occasion and I just went back
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  Speaker 4: and I said, all right, let's pack our ship. We'll
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  Speaker 4: go back to Wellington and golf and that golf that
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  Speaker 4: and we're done here.
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  Speaker 1: Moment of clarity.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, too far.
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  Speaker 1: It's a key in a relationship. And I've noticed this.
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  Speaker 1: Certain friends of mine have to do everything together. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and it doesn't end well, you have to have ship
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  Speaker 1: that you do. And also my wife just goes iffing, boring.
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  Speaker 1: You guys got on to play that totally. Just yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to do everything together.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, And my wife's the same.
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  Speaker 1: She's give in your relationship. It's the other way. You
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  Speaker 1: want to do everything that your wife's doing.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 5: I want to do everything, she's true.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she'll be like, I'm going to go buy something.
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  Speaker 1: You want to hang out with it? Yeah, you'll be
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  Speaker 1: like can I come?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, that's what I'm like.
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  Speaker 5: No, she's really she's good. We're both good like that.
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  Speaker 3: It's like she's actually quite a social human being. She
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  Speaker 3: goes out with her mates all the time and stuff,
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  Speaker 3: which is great.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah you're saying that you're sitting at home just filthy.
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  Speaker 5: Just fume.
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  Speaker 3: But no, she was always you know, in terms of
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  Speaker 3: the golf side of things in terms of anything I
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  Speaker 3: want to do.
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  Speaker 5: She's like, yeah, man, go for it.
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  Speaker 1: It really does pay off in the long run because
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  Speaker 1: it's eventually when you're playing eighteen, it's a great walk.
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  Speaker 1: It's self improvement.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, well, Patience.
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  Speaker 3: Discussed this on the show because I have a Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I have deep concerns about returning. I'm really looking forward
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  Speaker 3: to it, genuinely, but I have concerns.
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  Speaker 4: But just to come out and just watch you.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, on the phone thing, yeah, I was going
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  Speaker 3: to offer pug Sound that opportunity.
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  Speaker 5: He'd be into that, wouldn't he.
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  Speaker 1: Mike Minogues put his hand up for it.
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  Speaker 4: I just put micp too busy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he just take the piss out of me
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  Speaker 5: the entire time.
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  Speaker 4: And you need Pugson to have his hands free for
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  Speaker 4: the for the videos.
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  Speaker 5: Yeeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I think about the phone quite a lot,
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  Speaker 3: and I I often go fuck the ship and I
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  Speaker 3: just turn it off and I don't go on it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't look at it for hours. I don't do
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  Speaker 3: any because it causes me anxiety. It's a trigger for me.
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  Speaker 4: I was doing the same way yesterday. I was on
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  Speaker 4: like one of the news sites and it was just
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  Speaker 4: like one news story after the other, just horrendous. But
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  Speaker 4: also you've got no control over it, sure, and there
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  Speaker 4: were things that annoy me. If it's if it's got
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  Speaker 4: no influence on New Zealand, why do I need to know?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean? It's like a woman
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  Speaker 4: gets run over by, you know, a bulldozer in Taiwan.
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  Speaker 4: I definitely don't need to know about it. Should They
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  Speaker 4: just fucking pile all the ship on top of you?
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  Speaker 4: And it does an.
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  Speaker 3: Effect, honest, quite seriously, like social media does that to me.
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  Speaker 3: Causes me huge anxiety whenever I post anything, which is
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  Speaker 3: very rarely, or whenever I go on it, I just
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  Speaker 3: get anxiety.
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  Speaker 5: I genuinely do.
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  Speaker 3: And it's like, but I'll go on Instagram seriously and
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  Speaker 3: I'm not exaggerating. I'll last a minute and then go, nah, nah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not doing this because my brain just hates.
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  Speaker 5: It so much. It goes, no, don't you what are
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  Speaker 5: you doing?
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  Speaker 4: Your algorithm is I'm just still be half.
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  Speaker 1: The freaking problem. Mine's all motorbikes got.
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  Speaker 5: To say on the algorithms.
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  Speaker 3: Moggie just showed me something on his gorgeous women. You
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  Speaker 3: showed me another one yesterday with asses and breasts on it.
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  Speaker 3: Don't talk to me about algorithm quote and I quote
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  Speaker 3: keasy yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: Why am I getting this stuff on my.
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  Speaker 4: Phone exactly what I said to you today? It doesn't
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  Speaker 4: make any sense. I'm just I couldn't be less interested, Jason.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously, with your social media, you're actually coming from a
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  Speaker 1: point of view where the audience wants you to post.
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  Speaker 1: I know, and we'll get around what you could post
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  Speaker 1: literally your favorite teacup and everyone be like, oh, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's cool.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I would say some horrible ship to you
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  Speaker 4: as well, your honker, And you.
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  Speaker 5: Know, I'll be honest, I don't read the comments, so
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  Speaker 5: it doesn't bother me.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what they are the show you guys.
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  Speaker 5: To read them out live. Yeah that's all fine, but
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  Speaker 5: but it's true.
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  Speaker 3: You know, And I just I'm really aware of what
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  Speaker 3: to trigger my phone is in terms of my anxiety
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  Speaker 3: right and just going actually, you know, because we've got
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  Speaker 3: a holiday coming up and I've been discussing that with
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  Speaker 3: my wife because she doesn't have a holiday, and incidentally,
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  Speaker 3: I have on another date for you guys, read the batch.
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  Speaker 3: If you're interested, Oh, you're cool. The tenth of October,
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  Speaker 3: that's probably good.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't he over? And he's over the folloween weekend he
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  Speaker 4: goes away.
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  Speaker 1: The tenth of October is a Thursday.
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  Speaker 5: I gave the eleventh of October.
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  Speaker 4: The only problem with that, potentially Mike Manog's birthday is
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  Speaker 4: on the Sunday, right, is on the Sunday?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, why don't we go September twenty eighth.
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm planning because what my thought was his birthday?
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  Speaker 3: My wife, Oh is it really my wife?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Your wife? Yeah, my wife, yeah, your wife. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She said, well, what are you going to do on
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  Speaker 3: your week off? And I said, because she's not going
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  Speaker 3: to have the week off? And I said, oh, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Will you just go to the bitch man?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I think so.
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  Speaker 3: But then I and she she said to me, well,
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  Speaker 3: why don't you get the fillows coming over the weekend
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  Speaker 3: of that week off and stay there and just.
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  Speaker 4: Stay there on your sneaky bat.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I can do that weekend, absolutely I can.
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  Speaker 3: But and also she's she's going to take a couple
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  Speaker 3: of days off work, so I'll have a day there,
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  Speaker 3: probably get pretty steamed and then then she'll turn up
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  Speaker 3: and that'll be it.
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  Speaker 1: And it'll be I've been a busy weekend it now.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, yeah, I've had some bad times. They're doing that
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  Speaker 5: and it's not.
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  Speaker 4: Good on it. Yeah, have you really?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I had.
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  Speaker 5: I had a shock of.
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  Speaker 1: The one you're not talking about when we were there.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, Noill, that wasn't chill.
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  Speaker 3: I'm still enraged by no one kids, I fucking care
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  Speaker 3: about it.
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  Speaker 5: I was reminded, actually.
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  Speaker 4: All big and tough, Now, where were you when they
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  Speaker 4: turned up taking your weekend off your hands?
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  Speaker 1: But he was telling us the same thing over again
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  Speaker 1: about what he was going to go down and say
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  Speaker 1: to them.
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  Speaker 3: Replaying it in my mind, but you know, having found
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  Speaker 3: out who they were. But anyway, having had friends over
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  Speaker 3: there a weekend or two ago, I was just reminded.
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  Speaker 5: Of how lovely it is.
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  Speaker 3: And it was just just made me speeal about the
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  Speaker 3: fellows again.
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  Speaker 4: Just go.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't enjoy it again. It's the way to go, man,
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  Speaker 1: the Sunday. Do you just come back on the Sunday
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  Speaker 1: or do you need to be there in bed? And look,
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  Speaker 1: I mean to be honest with you. The only person
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  Speaker 1: that cares about my birthday in that house would be me.
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  Speaker 1: Frank will be excited about cake. Potentially, I have a word.
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  Speaker 1: I'll see what the guts is because that works for me.
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  Speaker 4: That we can probably could do that and I could
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  Speaker 4: probably come back that day. You only get a day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'll talk to my father and because I
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  Speaker 3: think he comes back around that time from overseas, he can.
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  Speaker 1: Just come as well.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, why not, He'll be there.
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  Speaker 4: Don't worry about it. He'll be there when we turn up.
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  Speaker 1: Do you do you reckon? You guys will get angry
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  Speaker 1: while we're playing golf.
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  Speaker 4: Not angry.
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  Speaker 5: Oh look, I see myself very much effing and jeffing.
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  Speaker 2: But no, no, I think way difference between Evan and
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  Speaker 2: Jeff and and being angry.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not an ultra competitive good.
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  Speaker 1: I hate playing with people like that.
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  Speaker 3: And I can assure you that I am not like
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  Speaker 3: But I I'll do anything of Jeff occasionally because I'll
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  Speaker 3: pay abomination of that shot.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be doing. I'd be doing it every single shot.
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  Speaker 4: I am fucking awful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're chill about it though, No, I'll be swearing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and it's weird. Isn't it, Because I'm not
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  Speaker 4: good at it and I've never been good at it,
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  Speaker 4: and I don't know why i'd expect yeah to any
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  Speaker 4: other result other than a ship result. I've actually got
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  Speaker 4: to get lessons. It's the any way forward.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, well that's what that That was really years since
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  Speaker 3: I've played when well, that was the thing where my
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  Speaker 3: because when I went to buy the clubs of fellows
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  Speaker 3: said to me, how long has it been since you've played?
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  Speaker 5: And I said oh, and then Gosh went.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's probably more like twenty when you played with yours,
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh Jesus, but and they gave
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  Speaker 3: me little taps and it just made it worse.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, did they You have to go through a phase
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  Speaker 1: which I did, of picking up golf. Do I like this?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do like this? Okay, Okay, Now I'll get
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  Speaker 1: lessens and.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have to use that voice though, Jason.
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  Speaker 1: Do I like this?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Do I like this?
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  Speaker 4: And I like it?
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  Speaker 1: You get lessons and you turn to ship for like
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  Speaker 1: three months and then all of a sudden it all
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  Speaker 1: comes in.
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  Speaker 3: What I found when I when I played all the time,
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  Speaker 3: was that I got to a certain point, which are.
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  Speaker 5: Still really ship and stayed there, and I just stayed there.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't I didn't go anywhere from that. Like if
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  Speaker 3: I did a full round of golf, I'm expecting a
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  Speaker 3: round of one forty, which is a shock.
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  Speaker 5: But you know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I reckon I would be I but the fatigue is
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  Speaker 3: going to be the factor for me.
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  Speaker 1: A golf cart, then yeah, I think I will.
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  Speaker 5: Well do they hire them?
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  Speaker 1: You can hire them here, just that you know that
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  Speaker 1: golf cart. Nine hole golf is not my idea of
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  Speaker 1: playing golf because and it's fine, but not a golf cart.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, oh good, Yeah, it's going for the big walk.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's eighteen holes, it's chatting a phone off, just
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  Speaker 1: yearning the whole thing. Nine holes doesn't quite do that.
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  Speaker 1: But you can't go straight to nine holes. You have
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  Speaker 1: to play quite a bit and then otherwise you're just sad.
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  Speaker 1: Suck the whole round and.
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  Speaker 5: Do a thing. You know, I genuinely like smacking a
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  Speaker 5: ball around because it's fun.
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  Speaker 4: You learned it so much, you haven't done it for
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  Speaker 4: twenty years.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well I had a constant partner and I don't
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  Speaker 3: he moved.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want me to be your constant partner.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we will see how we go on the first
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  Speaker 3: round the kazy Yeah yeah, yeah, no, I'm sure you'll
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  Speaker 3: be chill.
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  Speaker 1: I'm chill, of course, I'm chill.
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  Speaker 4: Got a feeling, yeah, man.
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  Speaker 1: Hurdaki big show though, four to seven week days. Pretty
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  Speaker 1: good on old radio. Hurd listening, it's really good. Seriously, man,
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  Speaker 1: stop undermining us like that.
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  Speaker 4: Man,