Latest / Man Who Was Thursday, A Nightmare (Dramatic Reading) / 11 - Man Who Was Thursday, A Nightmare (Dramatic Reading) by G K Chesterton
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- 0:00Speaker 1: The duel Sime sat down at a cafe table with
- 0:05Speaker 1: his companions, his blue eyes sparkling like the bright sea below,
- 0:10Speaker 1: and ordered a bottle of sommer with a pleased impatience.
- 0:14Speaker 1: He was, for some reason in a condition of curious hilarity.
- 0:18Speaker 1: His spirits were already unnaturally high. They rose as the
- 0:22Speaker 1: sommer sank, and in half an hour his talk was
- 0:26Speaker 1: a torrent of nonsense. He professed to be making out
- 0:30Speaker 1: a plan of the conversation which was going to ensue
- 0:33Speaker 1: between himself and the deadly Marquis. He jotted it down
- 0:37Speaker 1: wildly with a pencil. It was arranged like a printed catechism,
- 0:42Speaker 1: with questions and answers, and was delivered with an extraordinary
- 0:47Speaker 1: rapidity of utterance.
- 0:49Speaker 2: I shall approach, before taking of his hat, but sick
- 0:52Speaker 2: of fayon, I shall say the Marquis de Saint Eustache.
- 0:55Speaker 2: I believe he'll say, the celebrated mister Syme. I presume
- 0:59Speaker 2: he'll saying, the most exquisite French, how are you? I
- 1:02Speaker 2: shall reply, in the most exquisite cockney. Oh just the sign.
- 1:06Speaker 1: Oh shut it, said the man in spectacles.
- 1:10Speaker 3: Put yourself together and chuck away that bit of paper.
- 1:13Speaker 3: What are you really going to do?
- 1:16Speaker 4: But there was lovely catechism.
- 1:19Speaker 1: Said Sime pathetically.
- 1:21Speaker 4: Do let me read it for you. It has only
- 1:23Speaker 4: forty three questions and answers, and some of the marquise
- 1:26Speaker 4: answers are wonderfully witty. I like to be just to
- 1:30Speaker 4: my enemy.
- 1:31Speaker 3: But what's the good of it all?
- 1:34Speaker 1: Asked doctor Bull in exasperation.
- 1:37Speaker 4: It leads up to my challenge.
- 1:38Speaker 1: Don't you see, said Sime, beaming, when the Marquis.
- 1:43Speaker 4: Is given the thirty ninth reply, which runs Haw's it.
- 1:46Speaker 5: Very any chance occurred to.
- 1:48Speaker 1: You, asked the professor, with a ponderous simplicity, that.
- 1:52Speaker 5: The mark which may not say all the forty three
- 1:55Speaker 5: things you've put it down for him. In that case
- 2:01Speaker 5: your own hypigrams may appear somewhat more forced.
- 2:06Speaker 1: Sime struck the table with a radiant face. Why holps you,
- 2:10Speaker 1: that is, he said?
- 2:12Speaker 4: And another thought of it, sir, you have an internet
- 2:15Speaker 4: beyond the common You will make a name.
- 2:18Speaker 3: Oh you are as drunk as an owl, said the doctor.
- 2:22Speaker 1: It only remains, continue to Sime, quite unperturbed.
- 2:27Speaker 4: To adopt some other method of breaking the ice, if
- 2:30Speaker 4: I may so express it, But to whom myself and
- 2:32Speaker 4: the man I wished to kill. And since the cause
- 2:35Speaker 4: of a dialog cannot be predicted by one of its
- 2:37Speaker 4: parties alone, as you pointed out, with such recondit a cuman,
- 2:42Speaker 4: the only thing to be done, I suppose, is for
- 2:45Speaker 4: one party, as far as possible, to do all the
- 2:48Speaker 4: dialogue by himself, And so I will by George.
- 2:53Speaker 1: And he stood up suddenly, his yellow hair blowing in
- 2:56Speaker 1: the slight sea breeze. A band was playing in a
- 3:00Speaker 1: cafe chantant hidden somewhere among the trees, and a woman
- 3:04Speaker 1: had just stopped singing on Syme's heated head. The bray
- 3:09Speaker 1: of the brass band seemed like the jar and jingle
- 3:12Speaker 1: of that barrel organ in Leicester Square, to the tune
- 3:15Speaker 1: of which he had once stood up to die. He
- 3:18Speaker 1: looked across to the little table where the Marquis sat.
- 3:22Speaker 1: The man had two companions, now solemn frenchmen in frock
- 3:26Speaker 1: coats and silk hats, one of them with the red
- 3:29Speaker 1: rosette of the Legion of Honor, evidently people of a
- 3:33Speaker 1: solid social position. Besides these black cylindrical costumes, the Marquis,
- 3:40Speaker 1: in his loose straw hat and light spring clothes looked
- 3:44Speaker 1: bohemian and even barbaric, But he looked the marquis. Indeed,
- 3:50Speaker 1: one might say that he looked the king, with his
- 3:53Speaker 1: animal elegance, his scornful eyes, and his proud head lifted
- 3:58Speaker 1: against the purple sea. But he was no Christian king
- 4:02Speaker 1: at any rate. He was rather some swarthy despot, half Greek,
- 4:08Speaker 1: half Asiatic, who, in the days when slavery seemed natural,
- 4:12Speaker 1: looked down on the Mediterranean, on his galley and his
- 4:16Speaker 1: groaning slaves. Just so, Sime thought, would the brown gold
- 4:21Speaker 1: face of such a tyrant have shown against the dark
- 4:24Speaker 1: green olives and the burning blue?
- 4:28Speaker 5: Are you going to address the meeting?
- 4:30Speaker 1: Asked the professor, peevishly, Seeing that Sime still stood up
- 4:34Speaker 1: without moving, Sime drained his last glass of sparkling wine.
- 4:40Speaker 1: I am, he said, pointing across to the Marquis and
- 4:44Speaker 1: his companions.
- 4:46Speaker 4: That meeting, that meeting displeases me. I'm going to pull
- 4:50Speaker 4: that meeting's great, ugly, mahogany colored nose.
- 4:54Speaker 1: He stepped across swiftly, if not quite steadily. The marquist,
- 4:59Speaker 1: seeing him, arched his black, Assyrian eyebrows in surprise, but
- 5:03Speaker 1: smiled politely.
- 5:06Speaker 6: You are mister Sime, I think, he said.
- 5:10Speaker 4: Sime bowed, and you are the Marquis de Saint Eustasch,
- 5:15Speaker 4: he said, gracefully, permit me to pull your nose.
- 5:20Speaker 1: He leaned over to do so, but the Marquist started backwards,
- 5:24Speaker 1: upsetting his chair, and the two men in top hats
- 5:28Speaker 1: held sim back by the shoulders.
- 5:31Speaker 4: This man has insulted me.
- 5:33Speaker 1: Said Sime, with gestures of explanation. Insulted you, cried the
- 5:39Speaker 1: gentleman with the red rosette. When, oh, just now, said
- 5:44Speaker 1: Sime recklessly.
- 5:46Speaker 4: He insulted my mother.
- 5:48Speaker 5: Insulted your mother.
- 5:50Speaker 1: Exclaimed the gentleman incredulously. Well, anyhow, said Sime, conceding a point.
- 5:58Speaker 4: My aunt.
- 6:00Speaker 7: How can the markers have insulted your aunt just now.
- 6:04Speaker 1: Said the second gentleman, with some legitimate wonder.
- 6:08Speaker 7: He has been sitting here all the time.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Ah, it was what he said, said Sime darkly.
- 6:18Speaker 6: He said nothing at all, said the marquis, except something
- 6:23Speaker 6: about Sabande. He only said that I like Vagner played well.
- 6:28Speaker 1: It was an allusion to my family, said Sime firmly.
- 6:33Speaker 4: My aunt played Vagner badly. It was a painful subject.
- 6:36Speaker 4: Who has been insulted about it?
- 6:39Speaker 7: This seems most extraordinary.
- 6:42Speaker 1: Said the gentleman, who was decores, looking doubtfully at the marquis.
- 6:46Speaker 1: How I assure you, said Sime earnestly.
- 6:51Speaker 4: The whole of your conversation was simply packed with sinister
- 6:54Speaker 4: allusions to my aunt's weaknesses.
- 6:56Speaker 1: This is nonsense, said the second gentlemen. I, for.
- 7:01Speaker 7: One, have said nothing for half an hour except that
- 7:05Speaker 7: I liked the singing of that girl with black hair.
- 7:10Speaker 1: There you are, again, said sim indignantly.
- 7:14Speaker 4: My aunt's was red.
- 7:16Speaker 1: It seems to me, said the other.
- 7:20Speaker 7: That you are simply seeking a pretext to insult the
- 7:25Speaker 7: marquess by.
- 7:27Speaker 1: George, said Sime, facing round and looking at him.
- 7:31Speaker 4: What clever chap you are.
- 7:34Speaker 1: The Marquis started up, with eyes flaming like a tiger's.
- 7:39Speaker 6: See King a quarry with me, he cried, seeking to
- 7:43Speaker 6: fight with me. There was never a man who had
- 7:45Speaker 6: to seek long, she said, gentleman, will perhaps act for me.
- 7:50Speaker 6: They are still for as of daylight. Let us fight
- 7:53Speaker 6: this evening.
- 7:56Speaker 1: Sime bowed with a quite beautiful graciousness.
- 8:00Speaker 4: Marquis, he said, your action is worthy of your fame
- 8:04Speaker 4: and blood. Permit me to consult for a moment with
- 8:07Speaker 4: the gentleman in whose hands I shall place myself.
- 8:11Speaker 1: In three long strides, he rejoined his companions, and they,
- 8:15Speaker 1: who had seen his Champagne inspired attack and listened to
- 8:19Speaker 1: his idiotic explanations, were quite startled at the look of him.
- 8:24Speaker 1: For now that he came back to them, he was
- 8:27Speaker 1: quite sober, a little pale, and he spoke in a
- 8:30Speaker 1: low voice of passionate practicality. I've done it, he said hoarsely.
- 8:37Speaker 4: I've fixed a fight on the beast. But look here
- 8:40Speaker 4: and listen carefully. There's no time for talk. You are
- 8:44Speaker 4: my seconds, and everything must come from you.
- 8:47Speaker 6: Now.
- 8:47Speaker 4: You must insist, and insist absolutely on the jewel coming
- 8:51Speaker 4: off after seven to morrow, so as to give me
- 8:53Speaker 4: the chance of preventing him from catching the seven forty
- 8:56Speaker 4: five for Paris. If he misses d he misses his crime.
- 9:00Speaker 4: He can't refuse to meet you on such small point
- 9:02Speaker 4: of time and place. But this is what he will do.
- 9:06Speaker 4: He will choose a field somewhere near away side station
- 9:09Speaker 4: where he could pick up the train. He's a very
- 9:11Speaker 4: good swordsman, and he will trust to killing me in
- 9:13Speaker 4: time to catch it. But I confence well too, and
- 9:17Speaker 4: I think I can keep him in play at any
- 9:19Speaker 4: rate until the train is lost. Then perhaps he may
- 9:22Speaker 4: kill me to console his feelings. You understand very well,
- 9:26Speaker 4: then let me introduce you some charming friends of mine.
- 9:30Speaker 1: And leading them quickly across the parade, he presented them
- 9:34Speaker 1: to the Marquess his seconds by two very aristocratic names
- 9:37Speaker 1: of which they had not previously heard. Sime was subject
- 9:42Speaker 1: to spasms of singular common sense, not otherwise a part
- 9:46Speaker 1: of his character. They were, as he said, of his
- 9:50Speaker 1: impulse about the spectacles, poetic intuitions, and they sometimes rose
- 9:55Speaker 1: to the exaltation of prophecy. He had correctly keptulated in
- 10:00Speaker 1: this case the policy of his opponent. When the Marquess
- 10:04Speaker 1: was informed by his Seconds that Sime could only fight
- 10:07Speaker 1: in the morning, he must fully have realized that an
- 10:11Speaker 1: obstacle had suddenly arisen between him and his bomb throwing
- 10:14Speaker 1: business in the capitol. Naturally, he could not explain this
- 10:18Speaker 1: objection to his friends, so he chose the course which
- 10:22Speaker 1: Sime had predicted. He induced his seconds to settle on
- 10:26Speaker 1: a small meadow not far from the railway, and he
- 10:30Speaker 1: trusted to the fatality of the first engagement. When he
- 10:34Speaker 1: came down very coolly to the field of honor. No
- 10:38Speaker 1: one could have guessed that he had any anxiety about
- 10:41Speaker 1: a journey. His hands were in his pockets, his straw
- 10:45Speaker 1: hat on the back of his head, his handsome face
- 10:48Speaker 1: brazen in the sun. But it might have struck a
- 10:51Speaker 1: stranger as odd that there appeared in his train not
- 10:55Speaker 1: only his seconds carrying the sword case, but two of
- 10:59Speaker 1: his servants carrying a portmanteau and a luncheon basket. Early,
- 11:04Speaker 1: as was the hour, the sun soaked everything in warmth,
- 11:08Speaker 1: and Sime was vaguely surprised to see so many spring
- 11:11Speaker 1: flowers burning gold and silver in the tall grass in
- 11:15Speaker 1: which the whole company stood almost knee deep. With the
- 11:19Speaker 1: exception of the marquis, all the men were in somber
- 11:22Speaker 1: and solemn morning dress, with hats like black chimney pots.
- 11:27Speaker 1: The little doctor, especially with the addition of his black spectacles,
- 11:31Speaker 1: looked like an undertaker in a farce. Sime could not
- 11:35Speaker 1: help feeling a comic contrast between this funereal church parade
- 11:39Speaker 1: of apparel and the rich and glistening meadow growing wild
- 11:43Speaker 1: flowers everywhere. But indeed, this comic contrast between the yellow
- 11:49Speaker 1: blossoms and the black hats was but a symbol of
- 11:52Speaker 1: the tragic contrast between the yellow blossoms and the black business.
- 11:58Speaker 1: On his right was a little wood. Far away to
- 12:01Speaker 1: his left lay the long curve of the railway line,
- 12:04Speaker 1: which he was, so to speak, guarding from the Marquis,
- 12:08Speaker 1: whose goal and escape it was in front of him.
- 12:12Speaker 1: Behind the black group of his opponents, he could see,
- 12:16Speaker 1: like a tinted cloud, a small almond bush in flower
- 12:20Speaker 1: against the faint line of the sea. The member of
- 12:24Speaker 1: the Legion of Honor, whose name it seemed was Colonel Ducois,
- 12:28Speaker 1: approached the Professor and doctor Bull with great politeness and
- 12:32Speaker 1: suggested that the play should terminate with the first considerable hurt.
- 12:37Speaker 1: Doctor Bull, however, having been carefully coached by Sime, upon
- 12:41Speaker 1: this point of policy, insisted with great dignity and in
- 12:46Speaker 1: very bad French, that it should continue until one of
- 12:50Speaker 1: the combatants was disabled. Sime had made up his mind
- 12:54Speaker 1: that he could avoid disabling the Marquis and prevent the
- 12:58Speaker 1: Marquis from disabling him for at least twenty minutes. In
- 13:03Speaker 1: twenty minutes, the Paris train would have gone.
- 13:05Speaker 5: By to a man of the world, Descieur and Vella,
- 13:11Speaker 5: a monsieur de Saint Eustache.
- 13:13Speaker 1: Said the professor solemnly.
- 13:16Speaker 5: It must be a matter of indifference which method is adopted,
- 13:20Speaker 5: and a principle has strong reasons for demanding the longer encounter,
- 13:26Speaker 5: reasons the delicacy of which prevent me from being explicit,
- 13:31Speaker 5: but for the just and honorable nature of which I
- 13:34Speaker 5: can Peste.
- 13:36Speaker 1: Broke from the marquess behind, whose face had suddenly darkened.
- 13:41Speaker 6: Let us stop talking and to begin.
- 13:43Speaker 1: And he slashed off the head of a tall flower
- 13:46Speaker 1: with his stick. Simon understood his rude impatience and instinctively
- 13:51Speaker 1: looked over his shoulder to see whether the train was
- 13:54Speaker 1: coming in sight, but there was no smoke on the horizon.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Colonel de cour Awe knelt down and unlocked the case,
- 14:02Speaker 1: taking out a pair of twin swords, which took the
- 14:05Speaker 1: sunlight and turned to two streaks of white fire. He
- 14:10Speaker 1: offered one to the marquis, who snatched it without ceremony,
- 14:14Speaker 1: and another to Sime, who took it, bent it, and
- 14:18Speaker 1: poised it with as much delay as was consistent with dignity.
- 14:23Speaker 1: Then the Colonel took out another pair of blades, and
- 14:26Speaker 1: taking one himself and giving another to doctor Bull, proceeded
- 14:30Speaker 1: to place the men. Both combatants had thrown off their
- 14:34Speaker 1: coats and waistcoats and stood sword in hand. The seconds
- 14:39Speaker 1: stood on each side of the line of fight with
- 14:41Speaker 1: drawn swords, also, but still somber in their dark frock
- 14:45Speaker 1: coats and hats. The principals saluted, The colonel said quietly, engage,
- 14:53Speaker 1: and the two blades touched and tingled. When the jar
- 14:57Speaker 1: of the joined iron ran up Time's arm, all the
- 15:01Speaker 1: fantastic fears that have been the subject of this story
- 15:04Speaker 1: fell from him, like dreams from a man waking up
- 15:07Speaker 1: in bed. He remembered them clearly and in order, as
- 15:12Speaker 1: mere delusions of the nerves. How the fear of the
- 15:16Speaker 1: professor had been the fear of the tyrannic accidents of nightmare,
- 15:20Speaker 1: and how the fear of the doctor had been the
- 15:22Speaker 1: fear of the airless vacuum of science. The first was
- 15:26Speaker 1: the old fear that any miracle might happen, the second
- 15:30Speaker 1: the more hopeless modern fear that no miracle can ever happen.
- 15:35Speaker 1: But he saw that these fears were fancies, for he
- 15:38Speaker 1: found himself in the presence of the great fact of
- 15:41Speaker 1: the fear of death, with its coarse and pitiless common sense,
- 15:47Speaker 1: He felt like a man who had dreamed all night
- 15:49Speaker 1: of falling over precipices, and had woke up on the
- 15:52Speaker 1: morning when he was to be hanged. For as soon
- 15:56Speaker 1: as he had seen the sunlight run down the channel
- 15:58Speaker 1: of his foes foreshore and blade, and as soon as
- 16:01Speaker 1: he had felt the two tongues of steel touch, vibrating
- 16:05Speaker 1: like two living things, he knew that his enemy was
- 16:08Speaker 1: a terrible fighter, and that probably his last hour had come.
- 16:14Speaker 1: He felt a strange and vivid value in all the
- 16:17Speaker 1: earth around him, In the grass under his feet, he
- 16:21Speaker 1: felt the love of life in all living things. He
- 16:24Speaker 1: could almost fancy that he heard the grass growing. He
- 16:28Speaker 1: could almost fancy that even as he stood, fresh flowers
- 16:32Speaker 1: were springing up and breaking into blossom in the meadow,
- 16:35Speaker 1: flowers blood red and burning, gold and blue, fulfilling the
- 16:40Speaker 1: whole pageant of the spring. And whenever his eyes strayed
- 16:44Speaker 1: for a flash from the calm, staring, hypnotic eyes of
- 16:48Speaker 1: the marquis, they saw the little tuft of almond tree
- 16:51Speaker 1: against the skyline. He had the feeling that if by
- 16:54Speaker 1: some miracle he escaped, he would be ready to sit
- 16:58Speaker 1: forever before that almond tree, desiring nothing else in the world.
- 17:04Speaker 1: But while earth and sky and everything had the living
- 17:07Speaker 1: beauty of a thing lost, the other half of his
- 17:10Speaker 1: head was as clear as glass, and he was parrying
- 17:14Speaker 1: his enemy's point with a kind of clockwork skill of
- 17:17Speaker 1: which he had hardly supposed himself capable. Once his enemy's
- 17:21Speaker 1: point ran along his wrist, leaving a slight streak of blood,
- 17:25Speaker 1: but it either was not noticed or was tacitly ignored.
- 17:30Speaker 1: Every now and then he reposted, and once or twice
- 17:33Speaker 1: he could almost fancy that he felt his point go home.
- 17:36Speaker 1: But as there was no blood on blade or shirt,
- 17:40Speaker 1: he supposed he was mistaken. Then came an interruption and
- 17:45Speaker 1: a change. At the risk of losing all the marquis.
- 17:49Speaker 1: Interrupting his quiet stare, flashed one glance over his shoulder
- 17:53Speaker 1: at the line of railway on his right. Then he
- 17:57Speaker 1: turned on sim a face transfigured to that of a
- 18:00Speaker 1: and began to fight, as if with twenty weapons. The
- 18:04Speaker 1: attack came so fast and furious that the one shining
- 18:08Speaker 1: sword seemed a shower of shining arrows. Sime had no
- 18:12Speaker 1: chance to look at the railway, but also he had
- 18:15Speaker 1: no need he could guess the reason of the Marquis's
- 18:18Speaker 1: sudden madness of battle. The Paris train was in sight,
- 18:24Speaker 1: but the Marquis's morbid energy overreached itself. Twice, Sime, parrying
- 18:29Speaker 1: knocked his opponent's point far out of the fighting circle,
- 18:33Speaker 1: and the third time his repost was so rapid that
- 18:36Speaker 1: there was no doubt about the hit. This time, Sime's
- 18:40Speaker 1: sword actually bent under the weight of the Marquess's body,
- 18:43Speaker 1: which it had pierced. Sime was as certain that he
- 18:47Speaker 1: had stuck his blade into his enemy as a gardener
- 18:50Speaker 1: that he had stuck his spade into the ground. Yet
- 18:53Speaker 1: the Marquis sprang back from the stroke without a stagger,
- 18:57Speaker 1: and Sime stood staring at his own sword point like
- 19:00Speaker 1: an idiot. There was no blood on it at all.
- 19:04Speaker 1: There was an instant of rigid silence, and then Sime,
- 19:08Speaker 1: in his turn, fell furiously on the other, filled with
- 19:12Speaker 1: a flaming curiosity. The Marquis was probably, in a general sense,
- 19:17Speaker 1: a better fencer than he, as he had surmised at
- 19:20Speaker 1: the beginning, But at the moment the Marquis seemed distraught
- 19:24Speaker 1: and at a disadvantage. He fought wildly and even weakly,
- 19:30Speaker 1: and he constantly looked away at the railway line, almost
- 19:33Speaker 1: as if he feared the train more than the pointed steel.
- 19:37Speaker 1: Sim on the other hand, fought fiercely, but still carefully,
- 19:41Speaker 1: in an intellectual fury, eager to solve the riddle of
- 19:45Speaker 1: his own bloodless sword. For this purpose, he aimed less
- 19:49Speaker 1: at the Marquis's body and more at his throat and head.
- 19:54Speaker 1: A minute and a half afterwards, he felt his point
- 19:57Speaker 1: enter the man's neck below the jaw. It came out clean,
- 20:02Speaker 1: half mad. He thrust again and made what should have
- 20:05Speaker 1: been a bloody scar on the Marquess's cheek, but there
- 20:08Speaker 1: was no scar. For one moment, the heaven of Sime
- 20:13Speaker 1: again grew black with supernatural terrors. Surely the man had
- 20:18Speaker 1: a charmed life, but this new spiritual dread was a
- 20:22Speaker 1: more awful thing than had been the mere spiritual topsy
- 20:26Speaker 1: turvy done symbolized by the paralytic who pursued him. The
- 20:30Speaker 1: professor was only a goblin. This man was a devil.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Perhaps he was the devil. Anyhow, this was certain that
- 20:40Speaker 1: three times had a human sword been driven into him
- 20:44Speaker 1: and made no mark. When Syme had that thought, he
- 20:49Speaker 1: drew himself up, and all that was good in him
- 20:52Speaker 1: sang high up in the air as a high wind
- 20:55Speaker 1: sings in the trees. He thought of all the human
- 20:58Speaker 1: things in his story of the Chinese lanterns in Saffron Park,
- 21:03Speaker 1: of the girl's red hair, in the garden, of the
- 21:06Speaker 1: honest beer swilling sailors down by the dock, of his
- 21:10Speaker 1: loyal companions standing by. Perhaps he had been chosen as
- 21:15Speaker 1: a champion of all these fresh and kindly things to
- 21:19Speaker 1: cross swords with the enemy of all creation. After all,
- 21:25Speaker 1: he said to himself, I am more.
- 21:27Speaker 4: Than a devil. I am a man. I could do
- 21:31Speaker 4: the one thing which Satan himself cannot do. I can die.
- 21:37Speaker 1: And as the word went through his head, he heard
- 21:39Speaker 1: a faint and far off hoot, which would soon be
- 21:43Speaker 1: the roar of the Paris train. He fell to fighting
- 21:47Speaker 1: again with a supernatural levity, like a Mohammedan, panting for paradise.
- 21:53Speaker 1: As the train came nearer and nearer, he fancied he
- 21:56Speaker 1: could see people putting up the floor arches in Paris.
- 22:00Speaker 1: He joined in the growing noise and the glory of
- 22:03Speaker 1: the great Republic, whose gait he was guarding against hell.
- 22:07Speaker 1: His thoughts rose higher and higher with the rising roar
- 22:11Speaker 1: of the train, which ended, as if proudly in a
- 22:14Speaker 1: long and piercing whistle. The train stopped suddenly, to the
- 22:20Speaker 1: astonishment of every one. The Marquis sprang back, quite out
- 22:24Speaker 1: of sword reach, and threw down his sword. The leap
- 22:28Speaker 1: was wonderful, and not less wonderful because Simon had plunged
- 22:31Speaker 1: his sword a moment before into the man's thigh. Stop,
- 22:37Speaker 1: said the Marquis, in a voice that compelled in momentary obedience.
- 22:42Speaker 6: I want to say something.
- 22:44Speaker 1: What is the matter, asked Colonel Ducroix, staring.
- 22:49Speaker 8: Has there ben foul play?
- 22:52Speaker 3: There has been foul play somewhere.
- 22:54Speaker 1: Said doctor Bull, who was a little pale.
- 22:58Speaker 3: Our principal has wounded the mind key four times at least,
- 23:01Speaker 3: and he is none the worse.
- 23:04Speaker 1: The Marquis put up his hand with a curious air
- 23:06Speaker 1: of ghastly patience.
- 23:09Speaker 6: Please let me speak, he said. It is rather important
- 23:14Speaker 6: miss the time.
- 23:16Speaker 1: He continued, turning to his opponent.
- 23:19Speaker 6: We are fighting today, if I remember right, because you
- 23:22Speaker 6: expressed a wish which I sought irrational to pull my nose,
- 23:28Speaker 6: will you oblige me by pulling my nose now as
- 23:31Speaker 6: quickly as possible. I have to catch a train.
- 23:35Speaker 3: I protest if this is most irregular.
- 23:39Speaker 1: Said doctor Bull indignantly.
- 23:42Speaker 8: Here it is certainly somewhat opposed to precedent.
- 23:46Speaker 1: Said Colonel Ducour, looking wistfully at his principle.
- 23:51Speaker 8: There is I think one case on record, Captain Belgarde
- 23:56Speaker 8: and Baron zoomed, in which the weapons were chasedged in
- 24:00Speaker 8: the middle of the encounter at the request of one
- 24:03Speaker 8: of the combatants. But one can hardly call one's nose
- 24:07Speaker 8: a weapon.
- 24:09Speaker 6: Will you or will you not? Pull my nose?
- 24:12Speaker 1: Said the marquis in exasperation.
- 24:15Speaker 6: Come come, mister sim you wanted to do it, do it.
- 24:19Speaker 6: You can have no conception of how important it is
- 24:22Speaker 6: to me. Don't be so selfish. Pull my nose at
- 24:26Speaker 6: once when they ask you.
- 24:28Speaker 1: And he bent slightly forward with a fascinating smile. The
- 24:32Speaker 1: Paris train, panting and groaning, had grated into a little
- 24:36Speaker 1: station behind the neighboring hill. Sim had the feeling he
- 24:40Speaker 1: had more than once had in these adventures, the sense
- 24:44Speaker 1: that a horrible and sublime wave lifted to heaven was
- 24:48Speaker 1: just toppling over walking in a world he half understood.
- 24:53Speaker 1: He took two paces forward and seized the Roman nose
- 24:56Speaker 1: of this remarkable nobleman. He pulled it hard, and it
- 25:01Speaker 1: came off in his hand. He stood for some seconds
- 25:05Speaker 1: with a foolish solemnity, with the pasteboard proboscis still between
- 25:10Speaker 1: his fingers, looking at it, while the sun and the
- 25:13Speaker 1: clouds and the wooded hills looked down upon this imbecile scene.
- 25:18Speaker 1: The Marquis broke the silence in a loud and cheerful voice.
- 25:22Speaker 6: If any one has any use for my left eyebrow,
- 25:26Speaker 6: he said, you can have it. Conelocroix, do excelf to
- 25:31Speaker 6: my left eyebrow. It is a kind of thing that
- 25:34Speaker 6: might come in useful any day.
- 25:37Speaker 1: And he gravely tore off one of his swarthy, Assyrian brows,
- 25:41Speaker 1: bringing about half his brown forehead with it, and politely
- 25:45Speaker 1: offered it to the colonel, who stood crimson and speechless
- 25:49Speaker 1: with rage.
- 25:51Speaker 8: If I hadn't known, he spluttered, that I was acting
- 25:55Speaker 8: for a patroon who pat himself to fight.
- 25:59Speaker 6: Oh I know, I.
- 26:00Speaker 1: Said, the marquis, recklessly, throwing various parts of himself right
- 26:05Speaker 1: and left about the field.
- 26:07Speaker 6: You're making a mistake, But that I can't be explained.
- 26:10Speaker 6: Just now, I tell you the train has come into
- 26:13Speaker 6: the station.
- 26:15Speaker 1: Yes, said doctor Bull fiercely.
- 26:18Speaker 3: And the train shall go out of this station. It
- 26:22Speaker 3: shall go out without you. We know well enough for
- 26:25Speaker 3: what devil's work.
- 26:26Speaker 1: The mysterious marquis lifted his hands with a desperate gesture.
- 26:31Speaker 1: He was a strange scarecrow standing there in the sun,
- 26:34Speaker 1: with half his old face peeled off and half another
- 26:37Speaker 1: face glaring and grinning from underneath.
- 26:41Speaker 6: Will you drive me mad? He cried the train.
- 26:46Speaker 4: You shall not go by the train.
- 26:48Speaker 1: Said Sime firmly, and grasped his sword. The wild figure
- 26:53Speaker 1: turned towards Sime and seemed to be gathering itself for
- 26:56Speaker 1: a sublime effort before.
- 26:59Speaker 6: Speaking, your great fat blasted, blee eyed, bluddering, thundering brain,
- 27:04Speaker 6: as God was saying, darling them.
- 27:06Speaker 1: Fool, he said, without taking breath.
- 27:10Speaker 6: Your great, silly, pink, fast towheaded turn up you.
- 27:14Speaker 4: You shall not go by this train.
- 27:17Speaker 1: Repeated Simon.
- 27:18Speaker 6: And why at the infernal blazes, roared the other. Should
- 27:23Speaker 6: I want to go by the train?
- 27:26Speaker 1: We knew all, said the professor sternly.
- 27:30Speaker 5: You are going to perish to throw a bomb.
- 27:33Speaker 6: Going to Jakoto.
- 27:35Speaker 1: Throw a jabberwock, cried the other, tearing his hair which
- 27:39Speaker 1: came off easily.
- 27:41Speaker 6: Have you all got softening us a brain that you
- 27:43Speaker 6: don't realize what I am? Did you really think I
- 27:47Speaker 6: wanted to catch that train? Twenty period trains may go
- 27:50Speaker 6: by for me, them Paris trains.
- 27:54Speaker 5: Then what did you care about?
- 27:57Speaker 1: Began the professor, What did I care?
- 28:00Speaker 6: I didn't care about catching that train. I cared about
- 28:04Speaker 6: whether that train caught me, and now by charge, it
- 28:07Speaker 6: has caught me.
- 28:09Speaker 1: I regret to inform you, said Sime, with restraint.
- 28:13Speaker 4: If your remarks conveyed no impression to my mind, perhaps
- 28:17Speaker 4: if you were to remove the remains of your original
- 28:19Speaker 4: forehead in some portion of what was once your chin,
- 28:23Speaker 4: your meaning would become clearer. Mental lucidity fulfills itself in
- 28:27Speaker 4: many ways. What do you mean by saying that the
- 28:30Speaker 4: train has caught you? It may be my literary fancy,
- 28:33Speaker 4: but somehow I feel that it ought to mean something.
- 28:37Speaker 1: It means everything, said the other, and.
- 28:41Speaker 6: The ender to everything. Sunday has a sir. Now with
- 28:45Speaker 6: the harlure of his hand.
- 28:48Speaker 1: USh, repeated the professor, as if stupefied.
- 28:52Speaker 5: What do you mean by USh?
- 28:55Speaker 6: The police, of course.
- 28:57Speaker 1: Said the marquis, and tore off his scalp and half
- 29:00Speaker 1: his face. The head which emerged was the blonde, well brushed,
- 29:05Speaker 1: smooth haired head, which is common in the English constabulary,
- 29:09Speaker 1: but the face was terribly pale.
- 29:12Speaker 6: I am Inspector Ratcliffe, he.
- 29:15Speaker 1: Said, with a sort of haste that verged on harshness.
- 29:19Speaker 6: My name is pretty well known to the police, and
- 29:21Speaker 6: I can see well enough that you belong to them.
- 29:24Speaker 6: But if there is any doubt about my position, I
- 29:26Speaker 6: have a cod and.
- 29:28Speaker 1: He began to pull a blue card from his pocket.
- 29:32Speaker 1: The professor gave a tired gesture.
- 29:35Speaker 5: Oh, don't show it.
- 29:37Speaker 1: Us, he said, wearily.
- 29:39Speaker 5: We've got enough of them to quip a paper chase.
- 29:44Speaker 1: The little man named Bull had, like many men who
- 29:47Speaker 1: seemed to be of a mere vivacious vulgarity, sudden movements
- 29:51Speaker 1: of good taste. Here he certainly saved the situation. In
- 29:56Speaker 1: the midst of this staggering transformation scene. He stepped forward
- 30:00Speaker 1: with all the gravity and responsibility of a second and
- 30:04Speaker 1: addressed the two seconds of the marquess.
- 30:08Speaker 3: Gentlemen, He said, we all owe you a serious apology,
- 30:13Speaker 3: but I assure you that you have not been made
- 30:16Speaker 3: the victims of such a low joke as you imagine
- 30:19Speaker 3: or indeed of anything undignified in a man of honor.
- 30:22Speaker 3: You have not wasted your time. You have helped to
- 30:25Speaker 3: save the world. We are not buffoons, but very desperate
- 30:28Speaker 3: men at war with a vast conspiracy. A secret society
- 30:32Speaker 3: of anarchists is hunting us like hares. Not such unfortunate
- 30:36Speaker 3: madmen as may hear their thorough bomb through starvation or
- 30:40Speaker 3: German philosophy, but a rich and powerful and fanatical church,
- 30:45Speaker 3: a church of Eastern pessimism, which holds it wholly to
- 30:48Speaker 3: destroy mankind like a vermin. How hard they hunt us,
- 30:51Speaker 3: you can gather from the fact that we are driven
- 30:54Speaker 3: to such disguises as those for which I apologize, and
- 30:57Speaker 3: to such pranks as this one by which we suffer.
- 31:00Speaker 1: The younger second of the marquis, a short man with
- 31:03Speaker 1: a black mustache, bowed politely and said.
- 31:08Speaker 7: Of course I accept the apology, but you will, in
- 31:12Speaker 7: your turn forgive me if I decline to follow you
- 31:17Speaker 7: further into your difficulties, and permit myself to say good morning.
- 31:24Speaker 7: The sight of an acquaintance and distinguished fellow townsmen coming
- 31:30Speaker 7: to pieces in the open air is unusual, and upon
- 31:34Speaker 7: the whole sufficient for one day, Colonel de Croix, I
- 31:40Speaker 7: would in no way influence your actions. But if you
- 31:44Speaker 7: feel with me that our present society is a little abnormble,
- 31:49Speaker 7: I am now going to walk back to the town.
- 31:54Speaker 1: Colonel Ducroix moved mechanically, but then tugged abruptly at his
- 31:59Speaker 1: white mustache and broke out no.
- 32:02Speaker 8: By George, I won't. If these gentlemen are really in
- 32:07Speaker 8: a mess with a lot of low wreckers like that,
- 32:10Speaker 8: I'll see them through it. I have fought for Franz,
- 32:14Speaker 8: and it is hard if I can't fight for civilization.
- 32:18Speaker 1: Doctor Bull took off his hat and waved it, cheering
- 32:21Speaker 1: as at a public meeting. Don't make too much noise,
- 32:26Speaker 1: said Inspector Ratcliffe.
- 32:28Speaker 6: Sendy, may hear you Sunday.
- 32:31Speaker 1: Cried Bull, and dropped his hat. Yes, retorted Ratcliffe.
- 32:37Speaker 6: He may be with them with whom, asked Sime, with
- 32:42Speaker 6: the people out of that train.
- 32:44Speaker 1: Said the other.
- 32:46Speaker 4: What'd he say? Seems acting wild?
- 32:48Speaker 1: Began Sime.
- 32:50Speaker 4: Why as a matter of fact, But my faud.
- 32:54Speaker 1: He cried out suddenly, like a man who sees an
- 32:57Speaker 1: explosion a long way off.
- 33:00Speaker 4: This is true, oh boy. Lots of us and the
- 33:02Speaker 4: anarchist Council were against anarchy. Every ball now is a
- 33:06Speaker 4: detective except the President and his personal secretary.
- 33:10Speaker 6: What it mein mean?
- 33:13Speaker 1: Said the new policeman, with incredible violence.
- 33:16Speaker 6: It means that we are struck dead. Don't you know, Sundy?
- 33:20Speaker 6: Don't you know that his jokes are always so big
- 33:23Speaker 6: and simple that one has never thought of them. Can
- 33:26Speaker 6: you think of anything more like Sunday than this, that
- 33:30Speaker 6: he should put all his powerful enemies on the Supreme
- 33:33Speaker 6: Council and then take care that it was not supreme.
- 33:37Speaker 6: I tell you he has bought every trust, He has
- 33:39Speaker 6: captured every cable. He has control of every railway line,
- 33:43Speaker 6: especially of that railway line.
- 33:46Speaker 1: And he pointed a shaking finger towards the small wayside station.
- 33:52Speaker 6: The whole movement was controlled by him. Half the world
- 33:55Speaker 6: was ready to rise for him. But there were just
- 33:58Speaker 6: five people, perhaps who would have resisted him, and the
- 34:02Speaker 6: old devil put them on the Supreme Council to waste
- 34:05Speaker 6: their time in watching each other. Idiots that we are.
- 34:09Speaker 6: He planned the whole of our idiocies. Sunday knew that
- 34:13Speaker 6: the Professor would chase Sime through London. The Sime would
- 34:16Speaker 6: fight me in France, and he was combining great masses
- 34:20Speaker 6: of capital and seizing great lines of telegraphy, while we
- 34:24Speaker 6: five idiots were running after each other like a lot
- 34:28Speaker 6: of confounded babies playing blind man's buff, Well.
- 34:33Speaker 1: Asked Sime, with a sort of steadiness, Well replied the
- 34:38Speaker 1: other with sudden serenity.
- 34:41Speaker 6: He has found us playing blind man's buff today, in
- 34:45Speaker 6: a field of great rustic beauty and extreme solitude. He
- 34:49Speaker 6: has probably captured the world. It only remains to him
- 34:53Speaker 6: to capture this field and all the fools in it.
- 34:57Speaker 6: And since you really want to know what was my
- 35:00Speaker 6: objection to the arrival of that train, I will tell you.
- 35:04Speaker 6: My objection was that Sunday or his secretary has just
- 35:08Speaker 6: this moment got out of it.
- 35:11Speaker 1: Sime uttered an involuntary cry, and they all turned their
- 35:15Speaker 1: eyes towards the far off station. It was quite true
- 35:19Speaker 1: that a considerable bulk of people seemed to be moving
- 35:22Speaker 1: in their direction, but they were too distant to be
- 35:25Speaker 1: distinguished in any way.
- 35:28Speaker 6: It was the habit of the late marqay de Saint Eustache.
- 35:32Speaker 1: Said the new policeman, producing a leather case.
- 35:36Speaker 6: Always to get a pair of opera glasses. Either the
- 35:39Speaker 6: president of the Secretary is coming after us with that mob.
- 35:43Speaker 6: They have caught us in a nice, quiet place where
- 35:46Speaker 6: we under no temptation to break our roles by calling
- 35:49Speaker 6: the police. Doctor Bull, I have a suspicion that you
- 35:52Speaker 6: will see better through these than through your own highly
- 35:56Speaker 6: decorative spectacles.
- 35:58Speaker 1: He handed the filled glasses to the doctor, who immediately
- 36:01Speaker 1: took off his spectacles and put the apparatus to his eyes.
- 36:06Speaker 5: It cannot be as bad as you say.
- 36:09Speaker 1: Said the professor, somewhat shaken.
- 36:12Speaker 5: They are a good number of them, certainly, but they
- 36:15Speaker 5: may easily be ordinary tourists.
- 36:19Speaker 1: Do ordinary tourists, asked Bull, with the field glasses to
- 36:23Speaker 1: his eyes.
- 36:25Speaker 3: Wear black masks half way down the face.
- 36:29Speaker 1: Sime almost tore the glasses out of his hand and
- 36:33Speaker 1: looked through them. Most men in the advancing mob really
- 36:37Speaker 1: looked ordinary enough, but it was quite true that two
- 36:41Speaker 1: or three of the leaders in front wore black half
- 36:44Speaker 1: masks almost down to their mouths. This disguise is very complete,
- 36:49Speaker 1: especially at such a distance, and Sime found it impossible
- 36:53Speaker 1: to conclude anything from the clean shaven jaws and chins
- 36:57Speaker 1: of the men talking in the front. But presently, as
- 37:01Speaker 1: they talked, they all smiled, and one of them smiled
- 37:05Speaker 1: on one side end of Chapter ten,