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Let's Play IMPOSTER · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Oh, what happened to our contestant? Oh, we had a
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  Speaker 1: contestant on the line, and then something happened. So we
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  Speaker 1: need a contestant. Call us at 877-937-1047. We're going to
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  Speaker 1: play a game. What do you got there?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Food news, if you want.
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  Speaker 3: To do food news.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, we can always do food news.
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  Speaker 3: And now, John Jay and Rich present Food News.
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  Speaker 2: Food News. John Jay and Rich have Food News.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is good news for anybody who's ever drank
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  Speaker 3: a Mountain Dew and thought, man, I wish my armpits
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  Speaker 3: smelled like this. Mountain Dew, and it's not AI, it's
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  Speaker 3: not a joke. They've teamed up with Duke Cannon to
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  Speaker 3: make Mountain Dew-inspired body wash and soap. So it's bright green,
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  Speaker 3: it's citrus-scented, and people actually thought the pictures were fake,
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  Speaker 3: but they are not. You can now walk into Walmart
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  Speaker 3: and buy something that makes your shower smell like, well,
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  Speaker 3: a gaming convention.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And apparently people who've tried it say it's actually pretty
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  Speaker 3: close to the dew. So finally, you can drink the
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  Speaker 3: dew and bathe in the dew. Please pay attention to
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  Speaker 3: which bottle you grab at 6 a.m. while you're walking
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  Speaker 3: through Walmart.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? That's the perfect thing to lead into
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  Speaker 1: this thing that I was going to bring up this morning.
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  Speaker 1: It says there's a new trend where men are not
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  Speaker 1: showering and not using deodorant before dates intentionally.
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 1: According to social media, this is, quote, pheromone maxing. Ignoring
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  Speaker 1: basic hygiene isn't the only way to boost your pheromones.
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  Speaker 1: Some men are supposedly wearing unwashed shirts, drinking their own urine.
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  Speaker 2: Ew. What?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The idea is that if you amplify your natural musk,
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  Speaker 1: you'll become biologically irresistible, which is not an exact science,
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  Speaker 1: but you think that's what animals do.
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  Speaker 3: But that is dumbass maxing. Yeah, but if you smell.
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  Speaker 1: That's going to be a red flag.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I get it. I know a couple girls that
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  Speaker 2: like their man a little musty, but that's disgusting. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: Put some deodorant on your pits.
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  Speaker 1: Some people don't mind a little B.O., but don't do
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  Speaker 1: pheromone maxing if nothing else out of consideration for the
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  Speaker 1: other people that are out there.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you get a kiss goodnight if you're
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  Speaker 3: drinking your own pee. Yeah, that's pretty gross.
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  Speaker 1: You probably don't tell them that, but you want to smell. Dez,
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  Speaker 1: you are our contestant. Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: How are you guys?
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're going to play And how do you
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  Speaker 1: play that, Peyton?
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  Speaker 2: So our producer, Nick, he has secretly picked one person
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  Speaker 2: in the studio to be the imposter. So three of
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  Speaker 2: us have all gotten the same word or the same topic.
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  Speaker 2: We are each going to describe that word without saying it.
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  Speaker 2: But the thing is, one of us is the imposter
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  Speaker 2: and you, Des, have to figure out who it is.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you can decide to start with John Jay, Rich, Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: or me, Peyton, on who you want us to start
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  Speaker 2: off with. Let's start with Kyle. Okay, I'll say bake.
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  Speaker 3: Movies.
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  Speaker 1: Wipers.
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  Speaker 2: Entertaining. Organize.
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  Speaker 1: Sleep.
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  Speaker 3: Tomato soup.
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  Speaker 2: Yummy. Clean the house.
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  Speaker 3: Cuddle.
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  Speaker 2: Books. Cold.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to music.
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  Speaker 2: Shopping.
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  Speaker 1: Blanket.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Des, do you have any idea on who you
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  Speaker 2: believe is the imposter in the room?
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  Speaker 1: I kind of want to say it's Rich.
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  Speaker 3: I am not the imposter. Oh, man.
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  Speaker 2: You're just throwing out words there. Okay, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: go with special.
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  Speaker 3: Build.
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  Speaker 1: Board games. Stay home.
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  Speaker 2: Scroll.
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  Speaker 1: Video games.
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  Speaker 3: Galoshes.
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  Speaker 2: Board.
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  Speaker 3: Fort.
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  Speaker 1: Sex.
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  Speaker 3: Grilled cheese.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Des, any other idea? Rich is not the imposter,
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  Speaker 2: so you have a chance at three of us. What
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  Speaker 2: is that, a 33% chance? Kyle?
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  Speaker 3: The imposter. Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, now it's.
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  Speaker 1: A 50-50 shot.
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  Speaker 3: It's the same topic.
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  Speaker 2: It's a 50-50 shot.
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  Speaker 3: John Jay.
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  Speaker 1: No, I am not the imposter. I'm the imposter.
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  Speaker 2: No. I have no idea what the topic is.
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  Speaker 3: This is things to do on a rainy day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh. Yeah. Fun did not fit that category.
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  Speaker 3: Dez. That was really bad. I'm sorry. You might be
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  Speaker 3: the first one to get all the imposters wrong in
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  Speaker 3: one fell swoop, which is an accomplishment, I think.
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  Speaker 1: You get tickets to Gold Rush, the Gold Rush Music Festival.
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  Speaker 1: So hold on, Dez. We're going to set you up.