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Erotic Puppetry: Hamilton on Disney+ & Mike Tyson vs Shark · Multiple Nerdgasm

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so here we are another week and the world is still on
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fire but we're not here to talk about that we're here to talk about nerdy [ __ ]
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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy keep it light keep it happy a
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although there is some we [ __ ] in here so I think it is going to get a
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little little dark look I think we should keep the really weird stuff for
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the after party you know and we can just we can just remind listeners straight
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off the bat that if you are a patreon supporter uh you don't just get the show
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you get uh a day earlier an extra bit of show uh with all the stuff that we feel
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is just a little too inappropriate for the main show or
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that we forgot to talk about in the main show yeah yeah sometimes um do we want
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to maybe start off with geek of the week this week who's geek of the week this
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week gret Imahara oh [ __ ] yeah of course now I don't know who this is and I've
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watched you never watched MythBusters watched MythBusters and it's a guy with
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a big mustache and a red head I've never seen an Asian
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guy yeah you watched it very closely yeah cuz he was a big part of it for
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many years one one of those two people that I just mentioned is Asian is that
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what youing now there's four people who were the kind of main hosts there no
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there was five five all right Matt hasn't watched it closely there you go
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who's the other one I know Kyrie Byron I know Grant Amara and I know the Waris
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man and and Adam Savage there was also a third one on that sort of second crew
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with Grant and Carrie I forget his name well no wonder because it sounds [ __ ]
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confusing how are they busted myths when we don't even know who they are but it's
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sort of like lot of these crazy things where just had like a brain anism and
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died yeah apparently had a headache first so there was like some warning
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which I guess is sort of probably not first Matt that was probably the
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aneurysm no no no but that's what I'm saying is before he died he had a
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headache so you know he he was actually just finished working on a baby Yoda yes
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so I was worried that you were going to disqualify him for reasons of
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jealousy do we know how much he'd spent on his baby odor and was it
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animatronic it was animatronic was animat he was going to and and I was
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going to counter that with he built it to bring joy to children in hospital cuz
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I thought that would that would bring Luke Around Jesus was that the truth or
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are you just as a sex robot yeah had a little dick hole where
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the baby oo's dick was he just slide it through and it looks like bab has a
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dick so you [ __ ] it from behind so that your dick comes out the front of it yeah
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yeah you know like you when you put your hands through somebody
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else's of their arms so it looks like expert double figures so and then you
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can have sex with someone else and it's like you're in
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a they're having sex they are having sex with baby Yoda yeah oh okay that's
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interesting yeah it's one way to do it how deep is the Yoda from front to back
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I just want to know how much of my dick is actually going to poke out of it oh he he built
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yeah without giving to much I can get right up close it yeah now remember baby
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Yoda is 50 so it's okay yeah it's not weird and that's how Grant Mara died
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yeah um [ __ ] to death by baby Yoda um I
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did read that um what what channel in in America is MythBusters on I have no idea
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is it still on no that finished up a couple years ago I think it was
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Discovery Discovery yeah sure I read out of out of respect to him and in tribute
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Discovery we're going to play every episode back to back was in [ __ ] in
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tribute that's because you know people are going to watch an old show don't
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pretend this is anything except Marketing in tribute we're going to
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watch our bank balance increase as we do this yeah yeah I used to work at a
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record store and if anyone died we would just bring all their CDs out and put
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them at the front build a stand put them at the front yeah yeah in
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tribute please give us your money the air quotes in tribute like that cut out of
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Delta goodram that you had back in the back of hm yeah you remember my cut out
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of Delta goodram that's weird no how could I forget do I want to know maybe
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she came into the store one day did the listeners want to know that delt is a good
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Ram don't be mean she had cancer no I know I know so
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did can't be mean to people who had cancer all right you're off the hook
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this time Luke all right so uh so we're giving we're granting Grant geek of the
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G of the week
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yep we all right no that is sad and then also kind of terrifying that you can
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just die but yeah like he was I know that that can happen but I don't like to be
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that it can happen yeah you can just drop dead yeah mhm uh not too much older
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than us too I believe just to put into cont 49 I believe 49 all right so I've
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got nine years Jesus Luke's going to make it to
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60 he's already told us if you go 49 I mean you you're bowing out early yeah do
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we have a death pool with with us do we do we know have we have we discussed
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this I don't think so it's got to be me first like how we were like we're going to
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keep it light we keep it like when are we going to
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die yeah I assume are former hosts of this podcast included in
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the I know where I know where I'd be putting my
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money I don't I think I'm still G to have to go me first yeah I don't know
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man I think it's a toss up between you two for who accident prone from what I
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hear every time you go in for a checkup Luke the doctors are like I can't
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believe this I can't believe you're still alive and not only that he's
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healthier than I am somehow yeah yeah I
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mean my nan thinks you're already dead
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Luke the ghost member of this podcast yeah for for list I'm sure I've told
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this on air but for listeners that haven't been listening all those years
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um my I how did it start um oh I think I
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was just I was just talking about Luke generally just in general conversation
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she went yeah so so sad that that he passed and then I said N I still see him
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every day and she said yeah I still see your
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granddad who had died years before so you know she thought I was just being
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esoteric yeah he just lives on literally
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Matt have you ever have you ever thought cuz we we actually haven't seen Luke for
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quite a bit you know true I I see him on the video screen right now but yeah I
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see do we because I mean this could be a six sense kind of scenario here do you
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know what I mean where we've just assumed Luke has always been with us
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that could be an elaborate puppet that Hannah's constructed following Luke's
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baby Yoda schematics that's actually Hannah's dick poking through the
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hole just under the beard line there if Hannah had a dick it would be
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bigger than any dick any of us could ever dream of
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having I don't know is that a compliment not because she's
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just because no I just think she'd have a commanding penis she'd be very good at
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having one if she had one she'd be excellent at having [Laughter]
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one I think luk is not contributing to
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this I'm just very happy she doesn't MH
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wink Luke I hope that you love Hannah to the extent that even if she had a penis
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you would continue to love her just as much what it just grew one overnight or
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she's been hiding it from you all these years as we've learned you can just die and grow a
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dick in that order in that order [ __ ] he's dead holy [ __ ] he's grown a
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dick where do you go from there [Music]
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of mhm MH we got some followup uh apparently Dr disrespect still doesn't
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know why he was banned which is weird because he's doing these interviews with
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a lawyer and then every time certain subjects come up like they start asking
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him about his you know oh he was talking about some Co conspiracy theories and
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some David Ike stuff was that the reason and then he's published just is like um
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for legal reasons he's not going to be discussing that it's like oh okay so he
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doesn't know why do they say that every time he gets asked about anything or is
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it only specific things it's like oh you talk about oh yeah that was fine oh you
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talked about this oh yeah that was fine you talked about David Ike I'm not
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allowed to talk about that he's starting to hint at stuff he's going to do in the
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future but anytime they sort of try and go to like do you know why you're banned
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or anything it's not this is a There's an actual quote from the interview where
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PC Gamer asked him uh it's quite a long series of questions just just saying you
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know you were talking about some conspiracy theories you were talking
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about David Ike blah blah blah did that ever result in twitch saying anything to
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you or warning you and he said no and they said do you think that might be the
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cause and he said I don't think so in fact and then his publer said we're
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getting very close to dangerous territory here so I'm going to advise
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you not to say anything else so oh I want to know in fact I still find it
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weird that he's saying he doesn't know why he's banned it just doesn't seem he
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must not is he still saying he doesn't know or is he just saying he can't talk
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about it no he's still saying he doesn't know well he also won't talk about why
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his last stream ended strangely noar's been told don't talk about that so okay
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so he knows why his stream ended strangely but he of course
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and he's not allowed to talk about that and he's still convinced that might be
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just purely coincidental that he also got [ __ ] booted the same day well
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he's saying that he found out that he was banned because he was watching
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someone else streaming and realized he didn't have any of his his you know
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admin controls anymore uh and until that point he didn't know that he had been
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banned so he didn't like his final stream being strange he's claiming had
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nothing to do with the ban oh yeah but he's not talking about what it was so he
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he thought he was still streaming when he was no no no no he did log off he
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just logged off yeah he said that there was my um camera was pointed down and I
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didn't worried you were going see my crotch that is that is up to you mate
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where your camera points and where it was pointing before this call started is
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nobody's business but yours speaking of being banned from twitch but it's sort
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of weird like cuz twitch to ban him they just signed a like eight figure contract
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with him yeah for we like I assume
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that's got something to do with the gag order that's clearly upon him at the
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moment it's just it's so like titilating now because there so many little things
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about it that it's like he must have done something really bad
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yeah it might have been a really boring thing no he'd be out there complaining
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and winging and going this is unfair and all like he wouldn't be silent about it
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if he didn't have an ID yeah so weird and then he's talking about what he's
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going to do next he's so he's not going to go exclusive for anyone anymore does
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he know what he's allowed to do that's the other question he can do anything he
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wants just not on Twitch but how does he know because they apparently they're not
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talking to him right so he's just signed this exclusive deal that's what I'm
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saying right it doesn't make any sense he's signed this deal right they're
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going to give him a ton of money to be exclusive on Twitch and then one day
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they just lock the doors he goes to work and the doors are locked and he's like well
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guess I'll go get another job that's weird yeah I don't know if he's allowed
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no you still you still you still got this contract that says you can't stream
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anywhere else exactly so but if they're not talking to him how the [ __ ] do he
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resolve that so I there's I think there must be more to it he's just not allowed
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to talk about it for sure so I don't think it's true to say that he doesn't
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know I guess my big question is does he get to keep the money like is he being
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sack like keep the M say that's what the lawsuits the legal proceedings are
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that are going to be about like that's fine you B me but get where my $10
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million you know what that could be true the publicist might just be saying just
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don't talk about twitch at all because we need to sort that out you don't want
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to say something that they'll use against you like if he starts [ __ ] on them
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they might say well that was against the terms of the contract or something it's
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it's probably something really boring but I really want to know now yeah if
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they just said it on the first day oh I uh you know I I said something about
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Holocaust denial and now they've booted me from twitch like okay and you get
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booted off stuff for that PewDiePie does it all the time this is the bad thing
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for twitch though cuz it's working out well for Doc cuz he's still getting all
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this publicity and people are talking about him but no one really cares about
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the twitch side so if twitch actually just came out and went with cutting ties
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because of this it'll be done and dusted and people might be upset with him or
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not but cuz we're kind of the Assumption is at this point that twitch is in the
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wrong right seems like cuz we don't know well really sure if anyone's in the
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wrong but I mean we're not like we're kind of on do disrespect side a little
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bit you know like I think atar
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is unjustly fired so yeah I think that's my dream
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though my dream is to get paid a whole bunch of money to do a job and then told
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I don't have to do that job oh you just need to become a
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CEO they get paid like $50 million for getting fired ninj in the dream that
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situation with is [ __ ] do we know that that is what
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happened he he just he gets to keep everything that was promised to him yeah
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ninja yeah yeah that's confirmed yeah they've come out and said yeah cuz yeah
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it's he signed up for mix he didn't sign up for Facebook and they can't just
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transfer contracts over crazy so for listeners who missed that
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he signed an exclusive deal with mixer for what like $10 million or something
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oh yeah was a fair bit of money and then they and then they shut down mixer so he
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gets the $10 million and his contract's just null and void and he just gets $10
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million and he can do whatever the [ __ ] he wants unless that that only is only
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if he already got the 10 million as a lump sum if it was like a million a year
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for 10 years he he might not ever see any of that money think when you win the
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lotto um no no I think he'd still get paid that out because I think they said
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that he from a company that does contract out yeah well it's Microsoft
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Microsoft still exists yeah I don't know I I feel like they no trust me he came
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out and said he's getting money I still don't understand why Microsoft decided
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to get into bed with Facebook like that it just makes no sense to me weird I
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don't like it I it just sort of shows you don't know your fan base that well
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if you thought people were going to go from mix to Facebook maybe we'll go from
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Xbox to PlayStation then how do you like that I'll be honest guys there are some
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there are some exclusives on Playstation y that are really making me
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have to justify getting the Xbox just because that's what I'm used to I got to
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say there are zero exclusives on the Xbox yeah that I care about they're kind
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of just like games that I wouldn't you know like Gears of War eh Don't Really
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Care Halo exactly not not really for me
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Spider-Man on the PS4 yeah that oo well here's something there's rumor that
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they're going to buy uh that Warner Brothers gaming oh so like the Batman
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games Microsoft is buying them potentially yeah there's rumor that they
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Microsoft is just out there just buying game studios now cuz they've realized
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that they've screwed up with their exclusives yeah right okay so we're not
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telling them anything they don't know yeah oh yeah they know and it's it's
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going to be they've got their like presentation E3 substitute this week so
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and they're saying only going to be games so we'll see if we've got
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something good coming out look I mean entice me cuz at this point I'm pretty
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Keen to play The Last of Us and ghost of sushima looks [ __ ]
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beautiful and that's what Xbox is
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missing mhm yeah they just yeah totally they they they need their nauy dog I
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mean I'm Studio Dan yeah know I'm aware of that but just when Luke says it it just
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sounds so dirty um cuz he winked when he said it yeah that's right cuz he pointed at his
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dick Hannah's dick yeah he
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pointed cyber Punk's coming out on both you know what I mean like it's not like
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yeah guys well the one thing that Phil Spencer's come out and said there's
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going to be no console exclusives anymore they'll be Microsoft exclusives
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so anything that comes out on the series X will also come out on PC interesting
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my PC is not going to be able to run them cuz we got uh we got two Xboxes in
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this house uh one each Jenna and I have one each and so I'm going to have to buy
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two or I guess I could buy an Xbox series X that's a new one right that's
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what they're calling it mhm y uh and a and a PS how often do you actually like play
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together that you need the two well that's the qu that's the thing and do we
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play like sometimes we play on the same Xbox right you play split split screen
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or you play a game that's like you know on the same one so I don't know doesn't
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come up that often I guess and then there's also the Xbox it's going to work
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with Xbox One's going to work with the series X as well so you don't need to
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buy two to begin with right so we can still play on an old one yeah yeah oh
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yeah and you could both even be playing cyber Punk at the same time cuz you buy
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one copy digital copy and then it'll work on both it'll work on the 1X and
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it'll work on series one of you has to play it with gets to play say the the 1X
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and a PS5 I like that' be [ __ ] wild I don't think they're going to play that
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nicely no console Wars are dumb oh they've uh stopped production of the
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other Xboxes now so if you want you want one for some reason get one now you can
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get they're still making the Xbox One S but not the diskless version so they're
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not okay so the Ser the 1X and the 1X digital no but they're still making one
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cuz you don't want to lose sales I don't know who's out there buying it though
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yeah I mean they can't not they can't not be selling them from now until
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whenever the weird thing that just happened is they've removed the Xbox
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Live 12 month subscriptions from sale and they've come out and said
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that's not a mistake they're not going down that path anymore they're not going
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down huh the 12 month subscription as in you have to do it month to month I think
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that's what they're doing because if you look at the Xbox game The Ultimate Game
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Pass you can't buy that in a 12 month package or anything month to month oh so
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it's going to be like Netflix you've got to subscribe kind of thing yeah and I
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think that's what they're aiming for I haven't noticed now because I've got a
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subscription till next year sometime so yeah mine's bumped up to some stupid
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date I have to check when it is yeah so I'm trying to decide if I should go out
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and just try and buy some 12 month cards or something does that get you because
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you have game passate right so you would yeah yeah well speaking of um the other
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thing is xcloud is going to be included in Game Pass ultimate as of next month
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or September or something like that so that's where you can play games on the
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cloud although so that's that's for on your phone right is that how that works
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I think so you can play Xbox games on your phone like I haven't looked into it
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too much to tell the truth I think what it I think it's like the uh you know the
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Nvidia one that I uh do I still have that installed yeah it's all the
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streaming thing yeah so the game runs in the cloud and then you just play it on
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your phone with a controller or whatever and then it's like yeah so that's pretty
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cool and I mean I'll try it cuz why not
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I got x x pass X pass X Series that's what they should call
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it yeah I'm I'm hoping that I can finally pre-order it this week when they
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cuz I just but Microsoft let me give you money I might get I might get a PS4 when
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they're cheaper when the five comes out or something CU I do want to I do want
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to play Spiderman but I don't get to play games that often that I really need
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to be worrying about this as much as I seem to be I I actually went out and
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brought a PlayStation 3 and got like the Uncharted Last of Us and never played
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them yeah yeah I played five minutes of The Last of Us the other week and then
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actually forgot that's the thing I forget that it's there so I guess that's
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how badly I want to play it is I forget that I can and it's not the type of game that
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you can pick up and put down it's something that you need to devote time
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to well especially because if like a PlayStation controller is like a foreign
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language to me yeah you gota like you got to
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attune I've I'm terrible with them so terrible well speaking of games that I
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did pick up and then put down and then never pick up again uh no man sky is uh
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I keep wanting to go back and play that but then it's a really great game I'm
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glad I didn't get in too early on that cuz I know before you know we got the we
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started playing when the whatever the the bit the update that turned it into
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an actual game mhm yeah so that was good but now they've
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got this there's actually been updates since we stopped playing I think that
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have added fun and the new one desolation looks really
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cool um it adds so there are already apparently these derelict ships floating
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around that you can like fly and explore and then well sorry you couldn't you
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couldn't land on them and do stuff before but now you will be able to
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explore them and they've got like aliens in them and [ __ ] and it looks really
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creepy yeah it looks like it basically turns no man Sky into alien
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isolation yeah yeah maybe and also they've tweaked the the combat
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experience because the combat in it's [ __ ] [ __ ] really but I mean that's not
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why I played it yeah I didn't do much combat to be fair yeah it's not not what
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I play I'm nervous about going back to it though because it's not an easy game
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to when you're playing it and you're going through but it's not a when you start
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the game it sort of holds your hand a little bit though and it tells you what
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to do and then gets to a point where it's ah you should know how to do this
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by now but when I'm going back to it I don't remember like how to craft Fuel
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and and you jump drive and all that stuff what's important yeah that's true
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yeah fair enough yeah because you get stuck on a planet yeah speaking of
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aliens I went and watched an old movie this week uh not entirely sure why it
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just it just popped into my head how much everyone hates Alien
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3 and uh Alien 3 I decided to to watch it and uh I really really like this
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movie I I mean I understand it went through some development Hill to get to
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where it is and yeah I understand that the studios made it quite uh unenjoyable
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for director David fer doing his first feature film to the point where he
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refuses to talk about it in interviews now but um I think it's a solid movie
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and I think it's a it's a really interesting followup to
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aliens uh James Cameron's yeah because it kind of took it a little
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bit back to the kind of the horror that the first alien movie was and yeah don't
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really dug it it kind of loses itself a little bit plus I I watched the Extended
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Cut which kind of yeah the plot happens twice you know they everyone's trying
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really hard to trap it in that yeah it's a bit mess that extra thing about the
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the one who's worshiping it a bit and that they got cut from the theatrical
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one yeah that's I like those I like those ideas it was never really yes yeah
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yeah yeah yeah yeah they could have developed that idea and made it the plot
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as opposed to just oh here's another 30 minute scene that we removed where this
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happens I made the mistake cuz Jenna had not seen Alien 3 and then we watched it
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and then we watched that version of it which I cuz I hadn't seen it I wanted to
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see it and then she like this movie is [ __ ] terrible and I was like well
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yeah normally it normally it's not as bad yeah we watch but I still liked it I
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still really liked it and um it's because you know what it is I'm
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listening to the second season of Blockbuster at the moment oh yeah and uh
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the episode from last week was him making aliens and uh so I think they just put
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it in my head but oddly I didn't watch his alien movie I watch the other one
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and I thought about keeping going but then I don't really want to see Alien
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Resurrection again I just don't have any desire to watch it what about alien
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first Predator I I would be more like I would be more likely to put that on to
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be honest I have watched that fairly recently I watched because um we after
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you know met Lance henrikson at um ComicCon I watched uh Alien V PR because
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he's in that again yeah and it's it's not good Matt there is a scene in
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Blockbuster where Lance henrion puts the foil on his teeth what yeah but either
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we got it wrong or they've tweaked that for effect but they do mention that in m
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i mean he told me that story so I mean the way I don't have it wrong unless
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unless he told me it wrong okay well then you clarify because the way I heard
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it originally was that he put the foil in his teeth for his audition so that
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when he went in there he no it was Robo it wasn't for James
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Cameron it was James Cameron was trying sell yes to sell them on him as the
26:52
Terminator yes that is that is okay so I was I was wrong yeah yeah yeah that's
26:57
that's what it is okay yeah because James Cameron was
27:00
already friends with him and wanted him to do it and then yeah and then they
27:04
said uh he he said that the they they told James Cameron anybody but that
27:10
guy he is not allowed back in well I mean if this is to be believed he also
27:15
broke down the door to their office yeah I did hear that like he kicked the door
27:19
in yeah and he said he harassed the secretary on the way in and everything
27:23
as well yeah he said he really went overboard cuz Jim he said Jim told me to
27:26
go nuts so I did it did not work out I tell you though
27:30
the guy who does Schwarzenegger um it's the best AR and person I've I've ever
27:35
seen really or heard heard I I haven't seen it obviously maybe it's just him
27:40
yeah yeah all right I'm going have to listen to this yeah you should and you
27:44
should listen to the first season as well yes I know I I have it it's a whole
27:49
episode about [ __ ] John Williams about [ __ ] John Williams Johnny W
27:55
about the time George Lucas [ __ ] John Williams all right I watch it I mean I won't
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watch it I've made the same M listen to it yeah I just watch my phone screen as
28:05
I listen to it I watched the space movie again this
28:09
week uh because it a weird coincidence I just for some the re I watched The
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Martian but the reason I watched The Martian has nothing to do with the fact
28:18
that I watch interstella it's because I watched an interview with Harry greggson
28:21
Williams who did the score for the Martian right and I was like oh I want
28:24
to watch that movie again and then as I was watching it I was like this is the
28:27
same people that were in Interstellar yeah which is just a coincidence
28:31
although his movie in interstellar is almost like a different movie that's
28:34
just in that movie oh yeah yeah right yeah yeah Matt Damon you mean yeah yeah
28:40
sorry yeah yeah it's almost like in intera they just I know and I was like
28:43
oh is that a spoiler I was thinking about this I'm like is that a spoiler I
28:46
it's not really a spoiler because it's not plot it's just the fact that it's
28:51
kind of a weird spoiler where they just didn't tell anyone Matt Damon was in the
28:54
movie like it doesn't matter to the story it could have been any actor playing that role
28:58
yeah you know what I mean like yeah it's just in the when he come when he shows
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up in in the theater everyone was like the [ __ ] Matt Damon's in this
29:07
movie it's like the opposite kind of spoiler to when Benedict Cumberbatch um
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in Star Trek it was yeah and everyone was like oh you're playing Khan he's
29:18
like no I'm not playing Khan and it was the same thing when um blow Feld in the
29:22
latest James Bond yes where Christ Walts yeah was just like n it's not blofeld
29:28
mate and then in the movie it's like by the way I'm KH or I'm blofeld everyone's
29:33
like yeah we assum I mean it's like this one Ramy Malik I'm assuming he's playing
29:38
Dr no it's called no time to die yeah and I've seen him in the little little
29:43
Chinese collar he's I'm not playing do to no mate I don't know why you think
29:48
that it's but haven't they learned that that fans [ __ ] hate when they do that
29:53
by now I mean JJ Abrams learned he said that was that was a mistake yeah I not
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have made a big deal out of that we just upset a bunch of people and we got
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nothing out of it except people got mad at us like there was no point lying
30:05
about it so but the the Martian is a [ __ ] great movie I love
30:11
it uh and there was one thing in it that bugged me a bit when I watched it the
30:15
first time M because I read the book first and has everyone everyone seen it
30:20
you guys all seen it no no okay L do you just not watch science fiction movies
30:25
anymore I don't know I I understand when I'm talking about
30:30
some weird Art House movie that you're going to be like Danny I have not seen
30:33
that and I don't intend it but like these big tentpole Sci-Fi movies and
30:39
you're like no never heard of it heard of it you've been photoshopped
30:44
into the poster Luke and You' still never seen it yeah send him
30:51
there well you know the plot of the Martian right yes so he gets he gets
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trapped on Mars and he has to S Survive
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by himself month to Res yeah yeah so they're coming up with ways to he's
31:05
coming up with ways to survive while they're coming up with ways to get him
31:07
off there and then it's it's
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all yeah it's all very uh based in
31:15
science in the I mean it's not super it's not 100% realistic but it is based
31:19
on like real science and stuff so yeah very grounded it's like an N C Clark
31:24
novel where it's yeah it's they tried to take that into consideration
31:28
yeah there's one bit which I guess this is a little bit of a spoiler so if you
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haven't seen the Martian or if you care about spoilers because Luke doesn't so
31:35
I'm not too worried about Luke just the listeners nope uh there is a sequence at
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the end where in the book he's got to get a little more distance like he's
31:44
trying to he's launched up and he's trying to get back to the ship the
31:46
Hermes the ship that his crew is on they come back for him and he's trying to get
31:51
there he needs to get a little bit distance and he says in the book he says
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why don't I cut the finger off my suit and it'll shoot you know my air out and
32:00
I can fly like Iron Man to you and then in the book they're like that's [ __ ]
32:05
insane and he goes yeah you're right that's a dumb idea cuz I'm in space how
32:10
the [ __ ] am yeah Andie yeah he does
32:15
every like yeah Iron Man is rad do it yeah and then apparently the they shot
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it both ways where he did and he didn't and then the studio were like yeah Iron
32:25
Man's popular that's how he's doing it yeah go with the one where he does it
32:30
and then in I remember when I saw it in the theater I was like oh God he's gonna
32:33
actually do it and then it bugged me a bit but then on the rewatch it's not as
32:39
bad as I remember like it kind of they made it work okay there's a part in ad
32:45
asra that's like that too where I'm like I don't think the physics of that checks
32:51
out but I'm no [ __ ] astrophysicist speaking about Astro because we've been
32:55
talking about watching it I I did see a a quote this week from the director
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James Gray uh that I liked oh it's actually it's not a quote it's just a
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headline uh director James Gray doesn't have time for your science-based
33:09
criticisms of his space drama so all right so don't it's not the Martian is
33:15
what you're saying it's not the exactly right yeah but yeah no Luke watch The
33:20
Martian might do list it's basically a documentary about what your life's going
33:24
to be like when you get to Mars yeah are there lightsabers
33:30
no no I keep thinking I should go back and watch Star Wars there are spaceships
33:34
and explosions and yeah I don't I I know I would like it I don't know why I
33:38
haven't seen L potatoes lot of potatoes let's see do I have it on any of the
33:43
streaming servers very good it's a very good movie let's see
33:49
the uh I've got in Stella oh yeah oh we'll start there yeah is good man
33:55
except for that one little bit which we've discussed that nauseum so
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shut up yeah for me there's probably three little bits you could have just
34:03
trimmed out of it yeah better well actually you know what this is a pretty
34:07
good segue uh if you want to talk about Stanley kubric because interstella is a
34:12
little bit 20 always talk about Stanley cubric with you I uh I read an article
34:17
this week about uh The Matrix and the cinematographer from The Matrix Bill
34:24
Pope he's a very famous cinematographer and he was talking about what why the
34:28
sequels aren't very good or in his I think he said they were they were [ __ ]
34:32
basically he said in his opinion the reason is everything that was good about
34:37
this is a quote everything that was good about the first experience was not good
34:40
about the last two we weren't free anymore people were looking at you there
34:43
was a lot of pressure so that's a factor the other thing is the wowski read a
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book by Stanley kurick that said actors don't do natural performances until you
34:53
wear them out so apparently they just started doing like 90 [ __ ] of
34:58
everything and then and basically the crew were [ __ ] miserable and and you
35:04
the C probably were as well yep and he said that's when you watch the film it
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looks like everyone's [ __ ] miserable because we were yeah cuz like normally
35:13
you you you take a few takes but you're not taking anything you take like what
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five until you have the one you want maybe that yeah but if you get to take
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10 then you got to ask yourself what's going on like okay maybe maybe I'm
35:23
explaining it wrong you know yeah OPP
35:28
where just do one yeah yeah that's
35:32
right curic was notorious for doing right multiple takes and then sending
35:38
everyone home and coming back the next day and to do the exact same scene again
35:42
but yeah his cast hated him for it and
35:46
most people who were in a Stanley cubric movie and a lot of them wanted to be in
35:51
one but they never spoke to him again after being in very few people are in
35:56
more than one yeah he's he was an odd ball yeah like like there's that story
36:01
about with the the cinematographer on Full Metal Jacket I think uh switched
36:06
the lenses on the camera have you heard that story and then KU came back and was
36:10
like you're fired yeah isn't daddy's job you would think so but could put a lens
36:16
on there that he wanted and he was yeah yeah because yeah kuber could go look put the
36:23
put the camera here uh put a 25mm lens on um uh and then he walked off then he
36:29
came back and the the camera was further back and with a 50 mil lens on he's like
36:32
yeah why'd you do that he's like well I've moved it back so it's the same
36:36
focal length but actually we can we can get more coverage this way and he's like
36:40
get off my [ __ ] fine yeah do what I say I watched uh I watched a movie this week
36:46
that I really enjoyed and Matt I think you'd enjoy it too Luke not so much
36:49
because it's 3 hours long and there's no lightsabers in it but man I watched a
36:54
movie from the 80s called amadas which is the story of Mozart I know of it I've
36:59
never seen I should I know same in fact I had seen it when I was a kid but uh it
37:04
doesn't really count this is the first time I watched it you know as as an
37:07
adult a thinking adult it's told from the point of view of uh his greatest
37:13
rival cieri who was played by F Mari
37:15
Abraham oh who who is now in Mythic
37:20
Quest right love him but he's an old man in Mythic Quest and he's a young
37:25
youngish man in amadas it's narrated by as an old in Old make
37:32
and it's quite to see that's not really what he ended up looking like in
37:37
Prometheus it's very Guy Pierce although much better than Guy Pierce I I don't I
37:42
still don't know why they thought that was okay mhm but in terms of it's It's
37:48
melodramatic it's a it's it is a melodrama but but like all good
37:52
melodramas it makes you want to watch a movie with that time
37:58
you know like by just virtue of being good I I think a movie like uh Forest
38:05
Gump does the same thing you put Forest Gump on and you spend the first five
38:08
minutes going oh man this is really over the top I don't think I'm into this but
38:12
then it makes you want to watch over the
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top as it progresses yeah um but uh Amad
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is great if there's there's a you I mean just you being a composer it's about
38:26
composers and uh you know there's there's scenes where they're kind of
38:31
composing at each other and it's just really interesting to watch but it's
38:35
also just this kind of huge rivalry between these two men who are both being
38:41
given all the opportunities and all the accolades but they don't see that all
38:45
they see is what they're missing out on and what the other person has they don't
38:49
and it's just it's a really great film all right I'm going to add listones in
38:54
it then it does it does have Jeffrey Jones plays I mean doesn't play
38:58
pedophile I mean you know not on screen at least but we know we know but we know
39:03
yeah it's implied it's implied pedophile there's this great scene and apparently
39:06
this is true as well where um Mozart's first opera premieres and he comes up
39:11
afterwards and goes yeah I liked it but there's just there's too many notes can
39:17
we cut out a couple of the notes and M
39:21
goes what he's like you know just there's only so many notes a person can
39:28
hear in in a span of time so just remove a few of the notes and I think it'll be
39:34
perfect well I watched a movie today I watched The Three Amigos hey
39:41
okay so it took you a couple of attempts to watch this he's been building up to
39:45
watching it for weeks and weeks this is why Luke never watches anything he got
39:48
Sizzle it up for two weeks audio is just not I still just love the part where it
39:53
just goes completely off the rails and I go into the singing Bush and the invisible guy
39:58
ninja just for no reason like just just
40:02
for a joke Randy Randy Newman singing of that singing Bush he was also a
40:08
co-writer of the script I I think it's just because it's it's kind of a piss on
40:12
those movies that just throw curveball plots in because you never you never see
40:17
them get that advice and it doesn't pay off at all it's just when you see the
40:22
singing Bush you've got to fire three times in the air while saying the magic
40:26
word and then the inv visible swordsman will come down and point you towards the
40:30
Y but he gets shot and so but then we should go back to the actual story but
40:35
why would it why would a [ __ ] they follow the plane right after that that's
40:41
yeah was a male plane that's right you
40:43
know how you can tell little balls
40:48
balls but can I just say best part of that movie is that early scene where
40:55
they're getting chewed out by the studio yeah and the cast in that scene it's um
41:01
[ __ ] I can't remember anyone's name what a [ __ ] surprise um it's it's like
41:07
every every voice from The Simpsons it's Joe Montana who does Fat
41:13
Tony he's there it's um it annoys me I can't remember remember I know the guy
41:19
that does Troy McClure yeah um um Phil Harman Phil
41:24
Harman Phil Harman yeah yeah and who else it's someone else as well oh yeah
41:30
it's Joe Montana Phil Hartman and John litz all in scene of with the Three
41:37
Amigos it's just this absolute Kings of
41:41
Comedy sequence yeah was that an audio glitch or was that a
41:46
software like Luke doesn't even know no what he's going to watch
41:51
next maybe the mar find out I love the May the Martian you should watch The
41:56
Martian we told you to watch something last week too I forget what it was but
41:59
we did oh you should watch Edge of Tomorrow and it is on Netflix I know it
42:05
is Live Die Repeat corre that's what it should have been called but don't don't
42:10
look at L and decide it's not on there and move off yeah all right so Edge of
42:16
Tomorrow I will see what I can do if I were you I would watch that before the
42:21
Martian or before interstella okay I have to watch Tom
42:26
Cruz yeah Tom Cruz is great the [ __ ] you
42:30
want about your mate crazy hey who his
42:34
met him me hey you're not allowed to tell people you met him that was one of
42:39
his very strict provisos I think the statute of limitations on promises
42:46
expired I think when you're a kid and a strange man comes into your room at
42:51
night and tells you that you're not to tell strange about what's
42:57
then there is no statute of limitations and the Catholic church has proven that
43:02
over and over again I watched something this week I forgot to put it in here uh and we did
43:08
briefly chat about it on messenger but I watched Hamilton finally yes oh okay
43:13
because it's on Disney plus I watch I watched it as well [ __ ] hell I can
43:17
see what all the fuss was about I don't know why I didn't watch this earlier man
43:21
I'm glad see well dude I mean the tickets were [ __ ] expensive saw it
43:28
and I saw it on the trip we were all in New York City yeah yeah I recall yeah
43:32
but we had booked those tickets like8 months earlier yeah and uh no it's
43:37
[ __ ] fantastic check it out it's one of the most beautifully staged
43:42
Productions is is it a comedy it's funny funny bits yes for sure funny funny bits
43:48
okay cuz that's what I like that's how I like my my plays I mean funny it's not
43:53
it's not Book of Mormon no there are very few rape jokes and AIDS jokes in
43:59
there gay jokes uh there is some underlying homosexuality if you want to
44:04
read that into it mate the king is so
44:09
good and I was like I'm like that guy looks like the guy from mind Hunter and
44:14
then the next time he was on I'm like that is the guy from mind Hunter it's holding
44:19
yeah and then I was like I had to check I Googled and I was like [ __ ] hell he
44:24
there's some videos on online of him and Lin Morel Miranda Lin Morel Mir Lin
44:30
Manuel Miranda ly Manuel Miranda's brother yeah
44:35
um doing just [ __ ] singing together on rooftops and stuff just hanging out
44:41
yeah they're just mates they're mates yeah so he was in Hamilton first is that
44:46
he's original yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he was he was he a big Broadway Queen
44:51
though he's in a lot of old stuff because when I started watching mine
44:54
hunter qu was like uh what's this guy doing in it because she knows him from
45:00
Broadway you know yeah I'd literally never seen him anything before so I just
45:04
when like and his character is if you haven't seen mind Hunter his character
45:08
is odd so I just assumed he was like that but I guess he's just a good actor
45:13
yeah I think that's what it is right I think because I mean he's not even
45:17
remotely the same noil I was like thatting out he's
45:24
probably the best vocalist in Hamilton fantastic yeah like and like very camp
45:30
and and hilarious just completely the opposite of Holden yeah cuz's very
45:34
awkward and yeah anyway just fantastic and yeah the play in general awesome I
45:40
thought uh cuz people have been trying to sell me on it like not you know not a
45:44
lot but every time I talk to people like oh no you like it I'm like I don't know
45:47
I don't not really cuz everyone made it seem like it was I thought it was like
45:51
one of those historic rap battles YouTube videos for 3 hours and I was
45:55
like I don't think I can watch 3 hours of that mhm mhm that's and it's not that
45:59
at all qu introduced me to it as a hip hop and I was like I have no interest I
46:03
have literally no interest in watching that exactly yeah but literally one
46:07
minute into hearing her listen to the soundtrack in the Next Room I was like
46:10
okay I'm into this is this it's got rap well but it's it's good and it's clever
46:16
and it's not all rap it's like they rap bits and then they sing and then it's
46:20
like it's basically it's a musical with some some very clever very well the
46:25
heart of it is hip-hop but um it is very varied and it's more like other musicals
46:31
than it is like a rap album yeah exactly and it's all it all happens in your
46:37
backyard Matt it it's like all your your area I will say the
46:41
first probably 10 20 minutes of it cuz it is like it is rap heavy and then
46:48
it I found it very difficult to follow cuz it's very quick and it's very well
46:52
done so I was like oh God am I going to be able to understand what the [ __ ] is
46:55
going on but it it settles in and it's like oh no okay we're in Revolutionary
47:00
War yeah yeah we're good yeah yeah can we please get back to politics well on I
47:06
might watch it once mandaline season 2 comes out yeah you should Luke when you
47:12
when you you're your next free sign up for a month watch Mandalorian 2 H and
47:17
they come out week to week so you're you're going to have seven or eight
47:20
weeks I'm happy to pay for Disney plus but I don't want to pay when there's
47:23
something I want to watch on there Hamilton not have a baby Yoda just
47:28
be warned I don't want you to get disappointed no it doesn't it does not
47:31
have a baby Yoda no no aliens at all well actually that's not true it's got
47:36
immigrants so yeah just yeah they get the job done man there you go that's
47:41
right yeah um Mind song stuck in my [ __ ] head for days afterwards so that
47:46
says something about him yeah yeah it's our number one singalong C in the car no
47:52
I'm not and I singing along a couple days later I was like well okay job so
47:57
glad you liked it m honestly because I love it like honestly at the end I was
48:01
like [ __ ] can't believe it took me this long to watch this it was [ __ ]
48:05
great [ __ ] see now I wish you'd seen it with me in New
48:09
York I I wish I had too yeah and then I saw an interview with him the other day
48:13
because uh they were doing an original cast performance or at least one I'm not
48:19
sure whether they did like another a tour or something but they were doing at
48:21
least one and he was in an interview and he said that he had to cuz it been years
48:26
since he done it mhm um he had to go back andn all the lyrics because there's
48:32
so many lyrics
48:34
like like oh God yeah yeah and because
48:39
people listen to the soundtrack before they go and see a Broadway show yeah
48:43
they know it people know it so you can't wing it you can't forget what comes up
48:47
and just kind of flab something out like there's a lot of [ __ ] words in this
48:52
in this play um but just talking about I don't think I should be in the
48:57
theater then you lines
49:01
up oh yeah yeah improv make the people around you improv
49:08
that's his that's his that's what Henry cavl does apparently as as The Witcher
49:13
Works he just refuses to say his lines you know what's funny I I actively
49:18
disliked Henry caval in almost everything he was in until I saw the
49:22
Witcher yeah it outside his house
49:28
um but after Witcher I've now seen him in things I saw him in before with a new
49:33
like I cuz we rewatched uh mission impossible that he's in Mission
49:38
Impossible Fallout yeah that's a good
49:41
um yeah it is it is it's yeah it's exactly right it's and it's probably to
49:48
be honest it's not it's not the best Mission Possible movie but it's by far
49:52
not the worst yeah exactly right but actually he's quite good in it as that
49:56
kind of is he a double agent you don't really know's he's playing a knob so
50:00
it's like yeah yeah he does it really well um he did a mustache PC
50:06
build live stream this week what that's he did a live stream of himself bu PC
50:11
apparently put his CPU in the wrong way and everybody was like no
50:17
Les yeah he seems like a nice guy actually you know he was it was down to
50:22
him and Daniel Craig for who was going to be James Bond really really yeah and
50:27
they were both put on hold like they were both like don't take any other jobs
50:31
it's down to you and one other guy and he was like I got [ __ ] Zack Snyder on
50:36
the phone wants to know Obby Superman yeah I'm already growing this mustach
50:39
should have said no is he coming back as
50:45
Superman he wants to but no one's no one's told him he is evidently if I if
50:51
gig Tyrant is anything to believe he
50:53
wants to but there isn't anything well I mean I guess it's all about
50:59
Batman at the moment and and and I mean did I think Superman movies are probably
51:04
done for the time being right for the for a while done when they were making
51:08
them I don't know are we going to get any movies for [ __ ] years now no but
51:11
like you'll get a Wonder Woman do you know what I mean there's already one of
51:14
them made yeah oh yeah that's true but yeah there's going to be a dry patch
51:17
well speaking of tenant we've been talking about a little bit um they're
51:21
going to have to delay it I I mean I I would imagine they'd have to delay it uh
51:25
but apparently they're not not committing to doing that yet
51:29
but well I hear that uh Cinemas are open in Australia again well they're open
51:35
here but no one's going oh okay they're just they're just playing shot here like
51:39
if you drive past the the one near us they they're playing like Empire Strikes
51:43
Back Back to the Future like all these great movies that I'm that'd be good but
51:46
I don't want to go yeah like so they're
51:50
trying but uh yeah and a tenant will
51:55
need to gross 800 million to break even and they're they're thinking there's no
52:01
[ __ ] way that's going to happen yeah they can't release it
52:04
until theaters to be busy not just oh
52:08
people can go if you want like yeah it's not imagine that how many people saw it
52:13
opening weekend 12 that's right it's not not good so
52:18
they're goingon to have to hold that and then Bond uh apparently rumor is mid
52:23
next year before bonds out which makes sense cuz both of those films they need
52:26
need people to [ __ ] cram in there and see it and you just can't do that right
52:30
now y that's right and if you lose money on this they won't be anymore yeah you
52:36
know which is so weird because it's like well we know why right it's because of
52:40
the pandemic but then that's not going to matter no because it's a gamble now
52:44
honestly I think tenant would have struggled to do this even if it wasn't for the
52:49
pandemic know what you mean man yeah cuz what what did you say the figure was 800
52:53
million yeah I don't know man yeah like for it's a new property
52:59
it's not like a bond or a Marvel it's a it's not Batman 4 it's Christopher Nolan
53:05
again trying to [ __ ] your brain yeah I think it might have done it might have
53:08
got there if things were normal but I think now it's probably in
53:12
trouble because how long are you going to have to hold out until Cinemas are
53:16
packed again right exactly maybe never maybe everyone might everyone's made
53:22
other arrangements now yeah um speaking of films though old film that star
53:27
people from mind Hunter um I don't know if I'm saying
53:32
this right but H halt mallan right the other guy the other guy
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who's not Holden the guy is in Alien 3 yeah he's in a lot of fure films
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actually he's in Fight Club too yeah yeah yeah yeah they go way back I guess
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yeah well M Hunter is Fincher for anyone who doesn't know yeah oh yeah sorry yeah
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oh yeah apparently so season 3 of Mind Hunter I keep hearing alternating things
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that it's not not it's not that it's never happening it's just that Finch is
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too busy to do it right now and so okay we basically just have no idea if it's
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ever going to happen what is Fincher doing right now I'm well yeah that's I
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was curious because what could he be doing right now because no one although
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they started shooting things again so
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they have and see I want to watch um gon
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girl again now I was thinking the same yeah I wouldn't mind wouldn't mind
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giving that another look okay he's got a film coming out apparently this year
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called man which is uh oh okay this is interesting it's uh it's about uh Herman
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manowitz who is the screenwriter of Citizen Kane oh so there's a biopic on
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him that could be interesting uh he's got a movie called
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Lang or l l a n g l a bre
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uh oh it's about um it's about the photographer Doria
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Lang Ling oh and he's doing the um he's
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producing the Chinatown prequel he he is doing the Chinatown prequel well there's
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already a sequel to Chinatown I don't know if you've seen
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that no there is a sequel to Chinatown where Jack Nicholson plays the same
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character that he did in charal town and he directs the film yeah
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the [ __ ] did I not know that that's weird it's let me let me give you the
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name of it China Chinatown
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2 China toer it's called the two
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Jakes huh yeah two never heard of it
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it's it's not bad it's not SE classic [ __ ] hell yeah and he directed it
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yeah okay yeah bizarre H might watch that
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yeah give it a go I watch Chown again watch that nose cunning
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scene yeah that is the least damage that Roman palansky has ever inflicted on one
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of his victims he is lucky he is lucky that he
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didn't get you know sodomized in a pool it was his pool it was Jack Jack n's
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pool and then for listeners you case well Roman pansy directed chinana and
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also plays the man with the knife so yeah yeah
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Jack um you going to be home later this
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afternoon no good can I can I use your pool okay no best If You Don't Know Jack
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to be honest best if you don't
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know you got any qus oh god um have we got
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any I was going to say got any no we'll do that in the after party what were you
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going to ask I was going to ask if we have any heard news but oh yeah body so
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do we have any Mike Tyson fighting a shark news I doubt surely surely
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gentlemen this is the best of all possible worlds when I found out today
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that we get to watch Mike Tyson fight a great white shark the most dangerous man
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on land fights the most dangerous animal in the ocean what what is he going to do
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what he's going to go underwater is true it is I mean obviously it's a stunt he's
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doing it for stunt week but he also says this is quote for
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science can a man fight a shark what's the science I just I don't okay I fair
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enough I can't imagine how he he's going
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to be allowed to fight a shark just because well part of shark because it's
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animal cruelty for starters well that's only if he wins
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right sure which honestly my money is not going to be on time
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I mean land sure if they were doing this at Madison
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Square Garden my money would definitely be on Tyson but he's fighting this thing
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in the ocean they're calling this rumble on the reef [ __ ]
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off yeah he's accepted the challenge yeah do challenge it's like the shark has
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been like [ __ ] come here and say that smack down so vague he will try to score a TKO
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on a shark over the all in other words he just has to give him one good punch
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to the nose this is so weird Fame ring announcer Michael Buffer will be calling
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the shots as these two heavy weights will Square Off underwater are they going to do where
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Mike Tyson will try to score a TKO on the massive shark quote all in the name
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of scientific research is this they're going to have like you know when they do
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the weigh in and they're like you know they smack talk each other they're going
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yeah what's the shark going to man no one smack talks like
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Tyson well you haven't you haven't heard the shark yet Dan he's a [ __ ] monster
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Matt have we talked on this podcast can't bite his ear off have we talked on
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this podcast before about the stuff Tyson said to that journalist yeah yeah
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we did actually I I put the clip in and I we had put a warning beforehand but
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yeah he said some some nasty [ __ ] it's magnificent it's
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magnificent oh [ __ ] you do you love me
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yeah I'll [ __ ] you till you love me mhm uh so what's the shark going to say
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who knows I hear the shark is a is is pretty racist though so yeah well he is
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a great white shark he's a white supremacist
59:41
shark mhm okay I mean I'm fascinated by this I didn't when I first saw the
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headline I was like I don't care now I I think I am actually interested to find
59:50
out what the you're going to get to watch it cuz you get you get Shark Week
59:54
I do I have and I think with my Hulu Disney plus thing I get ESPN so oh no
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this is this on the Discovery Channel I'll do anything to be able to watch
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what is the Discovery Channel these days come on what is the History Channel
1:00:07
honestly the History Channel is about aliens and Hitler yes exactly and alien
1:00:12
Hitlers what yeah it's just aliens and Hitler it's history Chan's got all the
1:00:18
weirdest [ __ ] back to back did aliens bu the pyramids aliens Hitler build
1:00:24
pyramids did alens build
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yeah tonight on Discovery Well I can't watch this live because you know we're
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not allowed to do sporting events but uh there's a there's a baseball team that's
1:00:39
come up with a solution I think this is a baseball team yeah yeah uh you can't
1:00:44
go see the Tampa Bay Rays if you wanted to but you can pay to have a cardboard
1:00:50
cut out of yourself watch the game just want to say they stole this from
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Australia did they the NRL before because we we were the first team sport
1:00:59
to be back playing rugby league before they allowed fans back they had cutouts
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did you have to pay all so you pay send in a photo and you could be at the game
1:01:12
people pay for this [ __ ] no it's not it's ridiculous I'm into it it was not
1:01:18
they weren't paying this much it's cuz you're not a baseball fan Matt imagine
1:01:21
they said to you send in your picture and Christopher Nolan will put you in a
1:01:25
crowd scene in his next movie that's not the same thing it is exactly the same
1:01:30
thing it it's just a cardboard cut out of you sitting in the crowd that that
1:01:35
because you can't actually be in the that's what no doing he's like I'm just
1:01:38
going to put a cardboard cat out of you Matt 50 bucks that's being in a movies
1:01:42
not the same as going to watch a baseball game like it's actually a way
1:01:45
to support them as well that's that is a factor I suppose yeah for these for the
1:01:51
for the players they basically have to go into lockdown yeah right so they're
1:01:55
now isolated from even their families so they can do this so they can keep
1:01:59
playing to so you think they not told the players that their cut cardboard
1:02:03
cutouts and so they're going to come out everybody's here actually it's only one
1:02:07
player per team the rest of the team is cutouts as
1:02:14
well but no one gets told that they're not the cutout so you like the guys on
1:02:19
there going [ __ ] am I the cut out I don't know in Australia we're only paying 20
1:02:25
or $30 I think and that's Aussie dolls too 50 us to be at a baseball game mind
1:02:30
you Matt did you get into any American Sports since you've since you've been
1:02:35
over there not really no I've been to a baseball game um CU I TOS like we had
1:02:40
like a two we period where and I seriously considered like whether or not
1:02:43
we' move to LA and um we decided we would never move to that [ __ ] hole but
1:02:49
uh I wouldn't either but but I was like if we move there I'm going to pick one
1:02:54
sport and just like sure get massively obsessed with it and probably bball you
1:03:00
know my sport I would go for hockey it' actually be hockey yeah yeah
1:03:05
hockey's yeah hockey's fastpac and stuff happens whereas a lot of the other
1:03:09
sports there's a lot of stoppages yeah and they stretch like the the football
1:03:15
goes for 3 hours for 60 Minute game I've got hockey's fun I've been to a couple
1:03:21
of hockey games here uh it's fun to watch I like that they have a little
1:03:24
jail that they put people in that's always funny and it's like wink wink we
1:03:29
encourage you to hit each other but also the jail the fighting is actually part
1:03:34
of the game in a way and the the it's it's very and then apparently there's
1:03:39
like rules about it all with like that I mean I'm not privy to maybe I don't even
1:03:46
know if fans ever know about it but there's like a hierarchy of like players
1:03:49
and it's like the way that the fights break out is all very like what like the
1:03:54
WWE kind of you you you'll sort of have your your players that are like really good
1:04:00
your your Strikers type of things then you've got your enforcers so if someone
1:04:04
hits like your your good player your
1:04:08
enforcer comes out and so like whole thing going on behind the scenes you're
1:04:13
definitely selling on this guys I I would watch this for sure this sounds
1:04:17
excellent yeah but that
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would see that does Rhode Island have a hockey team at cuz we could just decide
1:04:26
yeah Province Bruins yeah so the the the the Bruins are like I guess the team
1:04:31
they're Boston but we have they're called P Bruins or the Providence Bruins
1:04:34
so yeah there's a team here in Providence okay okay see we can go see
1:04:39
them let's just [ __ ] decide now that we're just [ __ ] mad Bruins fans mhm
1:04:45
well Luke already was you bought a jersey when you were here I sure did huh
1:04:50
yeah I packed a little jacket for you in my in my box yeah
1:04:56
I can't wait to wear that jacket that s that sounds like an
1:05:01
innuendo but it's not I literally put a
1:05:03
jacket for Luke in a box wink
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