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EPISODE 6 - "Words of Affirmation or Just Lie and Say I'm Skinny?!" · It's Mom O'Clock

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Speaker A: Hello.
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Speaker B: You guys, stop. Is it Mama clock yet? I'm going crazy.
0:07
Speaker A: Heck yeah. It's Mama Clock somewhere.
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Speaker B: Oh, God, my laugh is annoying.
0:32
Speaker A: Hi. Hi.
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Speaker B: So good to see you.
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Speaker A: So good to see you. I hate that today's Thursday.
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Speaker B: I know, but it's Mama Clock.
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Speaker A: It's Mama Clock somewhere.
0:43
Speaker B: Welcome to episode six.
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Speaker A: Episode six welcome back. Oh, I'm not feeling that way. So I'm not gonna betray you.
0:50
Speaker B: We gotta be. No, we are both not feeling happy.
0:54
Speaker A: Well, she just told me I look like a dyke, so let's just say.
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Speaker B: I'm not, like, into hair up. But, like, you look great. I've never worn my hair up. Do you know that I hate my ears? This is why I love these headphones. Wait, I have big ears. You look like a. Like. Like you're going to softball.
1:11
Speaker A: So a dyke. Never wear my hair up again. I was like.
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Speaker B: I. Yeah.
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Speaker A: Had controversy in the mirror this morning.
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Speaker B: No, you look great. You have a gorgeous face. So, like.
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Speaker A: Oh, that's nice.
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Speaker B: You can wear your hair out.
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Speaker A: But still rude.
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Speaker B: Yeah.
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Speaker A: And my hair is so short. I used to have a ponytail on there.
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Speaker B: Does it feel like a little nub?
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Speaker A: Yeah. I literally have a knob now I'm a dyke and it's fine.
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Speaker B: Anyways, are great. We love dykes.
1:33
Speaker A: Where are we? Welcome back.
1:36
Speaker B: Episode 6 subscribe get your wine, hon. Thanks, hon. We need this. Wait, let's cheers.
1:48
Speaker A: I wish that would help.
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Speaker B: That was good eye contact. That you'll have great sex for the. The next seven years. Yeah.
1:55
Speaker A: What's that mean?
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Speaker B: If you don't make eye contact, you'll have horrible sex for the next seven years.
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Speaker A: Oh, I know a lot of people who are having terrible sex.
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Speaker B: Let's talk about it.
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Speaker A: Let's talk about it. Anyway, stop interrupting me. I keep on forgetting my train of thought. We're trying to tell people to welcome back and subscribe and like our show.
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Speaker B: Do all of those things.
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Speaker A: Don't forget, please. Because I feel like. Although our subscribe is going a little up.
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Speaker B: Going up.
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Speaker A: Like, follow, subscribe. Welcome back. We love you. God bless America.
2:25
Speaker B: Same really bad day. We're both having horrible days, but we're gonna switch it around.
2:28
Speaker A: Do you ever, like, just want to cry?
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Speaker B: Yeah. But I don't.
2:32
Speaker A: Okay. I might. I might just cry. Anyway, I'm so happy to see you. You really make my day so much better.
2:40
Speaker B: I know. I'm happy to be here. I made it work. My husband's babysitting, apparently.
2:44
Speaker A: Wait, I'm dying.
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Speaker B: I. I run out of the house. I run out of the house. Vienna starts screaming, I don't want daddy to babysit. I go babysit. He's your father. It was so bad. And then she was like, who else is coming? I'm like, who else is coming?
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Speaker A: What does that mean, though?
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Speaker B: Who knows?
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Speaker A: Your kids are used to someone playing with them.
3:05
Speaker B: Yeah. And that is not my husband.
3:08
Speaker A: Sorry, kids.
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Speaker B: I played all fucking day. I am done playing.
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Speaker A: I feel bad for you today.
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Speaker B: Today was the day.
3:15
Speaker A: Because your bad mood is, like, not even a bad mood. You're so.
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Speaker B: Like, today I.
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Speaker A: You came in, you're like, I'm in, like, such a bad mood. Like, really, I'm going to fucking kill everybody in front of me today.
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Speaker B: All right, but now we're in great moods.
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Speaker A: Can you just talk about my brother, though?
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Speaker B: Your brother is the sweetest, most genuine, adorable, devoted, amazing brother.
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Speaker A: He came all the way down here.
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Speaker B: Just to babysit for just a babysit segment.
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Speaker A: Yeah. And he worked, works. And he has a pregnant wife and he has to do, too. And he came all the way here for his sister and his godson and is took him to target. His love language is active service, no gifts. What is that one?
3:59
Speaker B: Receiving or giving? Receiving gifts.
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Speaker A: We'll talk about it.
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Speaker B: We're talking about love languages. That's what our topic is today. But first, story. Everybody loves a good story.
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Speaker A: I have one. A funny one.
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Speaker B: All right, you go first.
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Speaker A: Okay, fine. Are you going to fall asleep?
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Speaker B: I'm tired. No, I got my espresso. We're good. Okay, I got to think of a story, so you go first.
4:22
Speaker A: I have a funny story. It actually was not funny, so wait.
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Speaker B: Real quick, where's my mama clock? Espresso, Martini glass.
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Speaker A: Okay, so you know I have shaky hands. No, I feel terrible.
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Speaker B: You broke it.
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Speaker A: Both of them?
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Speaker B: Both of them.
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Speaker A: Cassandra. No, I didn't. You are making me.
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Speaker B: You should tell me.
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Speaker A: I just feel so bad. I am in the making of creating new ones and acting as if it never happened.
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Speaker B: You're never going to tell me.
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Speaker A: No. You can't leave glasses by my sink. My husband knows. My family knows. They break.
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Speaker B: What do you have?
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Speaker A: Yeah, I convulse. I don't know. And I literally sliced my finger open on one of them.
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Speaker B: Oh, I'm sorry.
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Speaker A: While I was in the sink. Because you left it in the sink, so I have someone to blame. You cracked and sliced my finger right open. Then there was one on the counter, and I went to go move it. Dropped, broke.
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Speaker B: Was this all, like, with the same.
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Speaker A: 5 minutes, 10 minutes of each other.
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Speaker B: All right.
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Speaker A: And I'm so sorry. She bought us this gift and I don't know how to.
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Speaker B: It was the cutest espresso martini glass somewhere.
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Speaker A: I know. I'm sorry.
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Speaker B: I got one use. All right. What's your story? Better be good.
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Speaker A: You know how I'm very bad book?
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Speaker B: Yes.
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Speaker A: With my period?
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Speaker B: Yes.
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Speaker A: Ovulating on the day, I suppose. I ovulate, I feel the symptoms. I get my period on the day. It says I'm getting my period. Like, literally textbook. I'm right here.
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Speaker B: Do you do it? Is it like the same time? Some people are like, so, oh, as.
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Speaker A: Soon as I woke up. And I'm like, hun. Blood down my pajamas.
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Speaker B: A lot.
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Speaker A: A lot. Anyway, let's not get gory.
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Speaker B: No, no.
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Speaker A: So yesterday I had a really bad day because what happened this morning I woke up with my period. So the day before my period is really bad.
6:05
Speaker B: I don't want to talk to you.
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Speaker A: No, I was. And this morning I. And you should be like, I know. So last night. Yesterday I had a really, really bad day. Like the worst day of the month. And I'm cooking dinner. I just stopped cooking. My husband gets home. I stopped cooking and I went upstairs. And you just. No one. No one ever saw me again.
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Speaker B: And did dinner get finished?
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Speaker A: No one ate. Not one person in my house ate.
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Speaker B: You just went upstairs?
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Speaker A: Yeah.
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Speaker B: Did anyone check on you?
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Speaker A: Nobody asked if I was okay.
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Speaker B: Did they know? Not. Would you have liked that?
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Speaker A: Yes. So no one. No one checked on me. My husband and I are fighting. No one checked on me.
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Speaker B: My husband and I are also fighting.
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Speaker A: And no one ate. I don't care.
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Speaker B: You make the way around.
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Speaker A: My husband hasn't eaten in 24 hours.
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Speaker B: I come in, they walk in. They're all starving. Nobody's in?
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Speaker A: No.
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Speaker B: We're also leaving for the Bahamas in like two days, so there's probably no food here.
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Speaker A: Leaving for the Bahamas, leaving for Rhode island, bringing my son to bowl. I'm just not having. I'm not having a good week.
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Speaker B: There's a lot going on.
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Speaker A: That's my story. It's funny now, but I'm also hungry.
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Speaker B: So don't get hangry on me right now.
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Speaker A: No. I'm so hungry, I'm gonna die.
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Speaker B: I'm so hungry I could eat. Okay. My story is yesterday. So my. My kids are into. Have you ever seen the movie Three Ninjas? You're so. It's probably. It's like a 90s movie. So it's like three kids, they're pretending Ninjas with their grandpa. Whatever. So my kids are into it.
7:35
Speaker A: Cartoon?
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Speaker B: No, it's like a real movie. Well, you know Rocky Loves Emily. Rocky Loves Emily. You never heard that? Maybe it's like two. You're too young. I don't know. You know that movie, right? Three ninjas.
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Speaker A: My husband's eating nuts.
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Speaker B: This household organic. Get some nuts in my mouth. Ninjas. My son was pretending to be a ninja. They have this like, sword thing. He's fighting with Vienna and all of a sudden he jumps on the couch. Downstairs in the basement, we have like a big, like love. It's not a love sack, but it's kind of like a love sack. He jumps on it and he was going like this. And he just stabbed the wall, put a huge hole, like a 3 inch hole into the wall. Okay. His face went white. Joe wasn't home. It was before school. This is at like 7:30am oh, my God. He was like, oh, my God. Like, he didn't know what to do.
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Speaker A: Because he knew Daddy was gonna kill him.
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Speaker B: Yes. So he. He was so. He was all nervous. He was like, we have to tell Daddy. I go, let's just wait on it. He was like, no, we have to tell him. Like, he could not go to school until he told his dad. He felt that bad about it.
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Speaker A: And he's not a fibber like his mother. No.
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Speaker B: And then he. He really needed to tell him. And I felt so bad. Like, his face went white. He was like, like about to cry. And I was like, it was an accident. Daddy's. It's. It's gonna be okay. So he's like, call dad. And I'm like, okay. Meanwhile, I'm texting Joe. I go, we're about to call you. You better be nice about it. It was an accident. Like, I had to pre text Joe.
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Speaker A: Joey actually.
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Speaker B: Yeah. He's a maniac. So I'm texting him. I'm like, God, I hope he's getting this text because Joe wants. Joey wants me to call him. Like, live, like right now. So I call him. My husband Joe is like, what'd you do? And Joey's like, we had a little accident. And I'm just like, 7am I was like, we had an accident. It was total accident. I'm like, joe, check your phone. Because I wanted him to know how upset he was. But it's just like a. It's kind of like. I feel like it's just like a.
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Speaker A: Okay, wait, are you okay?
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Speaker B: I forgot what I was talking. Literally forgot what I was talking about.
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Speaker A: You Just like, we're in a different dimension.
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Speaker B: Yeah.
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Speaker A: No, she just.
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Speaker B: No, I just, like, completely went to a different planet. What was I saying? Oh, okay, I'm back. Okay. So we called him and I was praying that he checked his phone so he knew that Joey was really upset about it. I didn't want him to yell at him. It was right before school. He had a big day at school. He was having a teen party at school. So he was so excited about school. And I knew this was going to ruin his day if Joe was going to yell at him at 7:30 about this accident that happened. And I'm just, like, thinking about our life in general. And, like, I could picture Joey as a teenager and, like, something bad happening and me texting Joey, please don't, like, don't be mad. Like, I just feel like that's gonna be our whole life. It just was, like, a little glimpse of it right now. And he got my text, so he was like, okay. Like, it's okay, bud. It was an accident. So it was all good. He said. He was, like, reassuring and it was okay. But, like, I just knew that if he was gonna go off, like, it would ruin baby Joey's day and thank God.
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Speaker A: So what did your husband say?
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Speaker B: He was like, okay, accidents happen. Like, not really, but don't do it again.
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Speaker A: You motherfucker.
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Speaker B: Yes, don't do it again. This is your warning. That's what he said.
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Speaker A: He's scary.
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Speaker B: Scary. He's scary. And then when he got scared, then when he got home from work, he was like, let's see it. Show me the hole.
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Speaker A: No. Was Joey scared? Yeah, he was.
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Speaker B: He was so scared. Sin. Yeah, but. And I was like, you know, he was scared. And he was like, good. He should be.
11:14
Speaker A: Not. Good. He should be.
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Speaker B: Yeah, good. He should be. Well, honestly, I mean, someone's got to be scared.
11:18
Speaker A: Yeah.
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Speaker B: Yeah. I'm sweating. Can we get some AC up in here? I'm not.
11:22
Speaker A: Well, Wait, I feel like I was going to go to bed.
11:27
Speaker B: What's our topic of the day?
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Speaker A: Love languages. Mine is not physical touch. Don't touch me.
11:35
Speaker B: Mine is not physical touch anymore. Well, it really wasn't physical touch for a long time. I don't know. Let's talk.
11:41
Speaker A: You don't even know what the love languages are.
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Speaker B: Yeah, can we go over the love languages?
11:45
Speaker A: We need definitions. Okay. Topic of the day is love languages.
11:50
Speaker B: Yes.
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Speaker A: We're passionate. We want to know what our love languages are. We want to know what people think our love languages are. AKA our husbands.
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Speaker B: Yes.
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Speaker A: What we think our love languages are what our parenting love languages are to our kids. What we like to give, what we like to receive.
12:05
Speaker B: Yes, all that.
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Speaker A: Let's get into it. Because I feel like a lot of people talk about love languages.
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Speaker B: I feel like people talk about it all the time. And when people talk about it, I think I go quiet because I don't.
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Speaker A: Really know them because you're not educated or.
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Speaker B: I just feel like I've never really thought about it. And in my.
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Speaker A: I'm, like, very big on this. Like, in my past relationships, like, love languages were always talked about it.
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Speaker B: Yeah.
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Speaker A: And honestly, my cousin Gina, like, thrived off of these love languages. Like, she gave me a book.
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Speaker B: Like, she's, like, a love coach.
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Speaker A: Yeah. She's a matchmaker. So she, like, lives off these love languages. And they honestly are very real.
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Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
12:39
Speaker A: And you are in one category, whether you like it or not.
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Speaker B: All right. Can you, like, psychoanalyze me and tell me.
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Speaker A: Yeah. I have a lot to say about you.
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Speaker B: I need help. I should see a therapist, huh?
12:55
Speaker A: Not huh. Okay, okay. You're making me itch.
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Speaker B: I'm sorry. I'm sweating. I'm not great right now. All right, give me the five love.
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Speaker A: Okay, so we have here words of affirmation.
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Speaker B: Yes.
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Speaker A: Apps of service.
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Speaker B: Okay.
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Speaker A: Receiving gifts, quality time, physical touch, definition. I could give you definitions right off the bat, honestly. So words of affirmation are obviously telling.
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Speaker B: You how much I love you.
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Speaker A: You're doing a good job. I'm so proud of you. Those are words of affirmation. People need sometimes to hear. Words we. I'm cracking up because my cousin's boyfriend is the funniest person alive. And, like, when my cousin's talking, he's like, words of affirmation. Words of affirmation. Like, he. He needs someone to tell him that he, like, someone loves you. Chris.
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Speaker B: Yeah, I went out to dinner with him. Love him so much.
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Speaker A: Words of affirmation. We just talked about what they are. A lot of people need that. They need words.
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Speaker B: Yes.
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Speaker A: I wonder if, like, via text or email.
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Speaker B: Like, I think text would work.
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Speaker A: Yeah. Like, it's not just voice. Right.
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Speaker B: Especially nowadays.
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Speaker A: It's like, yeah, like, I need someone to write me 1. A one page novel about how they feel about me. What do I say every day?
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Speaker B: Tell me you love me.
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Speaker A: Like, I'm like, say five things. Say five nice things about me.
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Speaker B: Yeah, actually, we're similar in that way because, like, when it's my birthday, I want to go around one day out of the Year. No, I want people to go around and tell me, tell me why they love me on my birthday.
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Speaker A: Yeah, I. I have a lot to say about you. Okay? So acts of service. This is. Do the dishes for me. Please fold the laundry for me. Come in and pick up your shoes and bring them upstairs or downstairs or in the. You put your shoes.
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Speaker B: Do something.
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Speaker A: Acts of service, like, think about what it actually is. Like you're doing a service for somebody else.
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Speaker B: I don't think I've thought about that.
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Speaker A: Go pick up the dry cleaners. Like, that's.
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Speaker B: After becoming a mom. Can they change? Like my love languages have changed?
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Speaker A: Yeah, we're not there yet. We're going through the definition.
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Speaker B: Sorry.
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Speaker A: Okay.
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Speaker B: Yes, principal.
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Speaker A: Hands and feet crossed. Okay. Receiving gifts, this is a given. Like buy me a designer bag. Buy me flowers like that. Get me a gift, bring me a present home every single day of the week. Okay.
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Speaker B: He'S not listening. Keep going.
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Speaker A: Quality time, obviously, like spending time with somebody. You need a date night. You want to just sit upstairs and chit chat. Oh, God. I feel like I just found my love language. You that I don't know. I think that's my love language. We'll get there. Quality time, like you just want to spend time with somebody. Physical touch, obviously. Like just holding my hand, holding my shoulder in public. My shoulder.
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Speaker B: It's just.
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Speaker A: Just putting your hand on my body in some sort of way. Those are the five love languages. Okay. They're deep. There's many sub to all of them. But you are in one of those categories. Just to let you know.
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Speaker B: Please tell me.
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Speaker A: Yeah, I feel like you have no idea what love languages are.
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Speaker B: You like now I know I am very educated on love languages.
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Speaker A: Here we go. So I feel like let's get into what you think your love languages.
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Speaker B: Okay.
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Speaker A: And I'm gonna tell you if you're right or wrong.
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Speaker B: Currently, right now in my life.
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Speaker A: Just talk about what your love language used to be. What it used to be.
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Speaker B: I think physical touch used to be my love language.
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Speaker A: So you just wanted to have your titties touched and kissed? Or did you like being kissed?
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Speaker B: Words of after. Words of affirmation.
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Speaker A: No way. You needed words of affirmation.
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Speaker B: Okay.
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Speaker A: I mean, you might be the one person on the planet that doesn't have a love language.
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Speaker B: No, I have a love language. I just like all the love. Give me the love.
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Speaker A: I. I think yours is. No, like, I'm just gonna describe.
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Speaker B: I don't think receiving gifts is not it.
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Speaker A: No receiving. Let's say what you not are.
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Speaker B: All right, let's cross off the boxes.
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Speaker A: You are not.
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Speaker B: Clearly.
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Speaker A: Quality time.
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Speaker B: Okay, I'd like quality time.
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Speaker A: You're not quality time. You don't. You don't care. You don't need the quality time.
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Speaker B: Okay, I don't need it. I'm so.
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Speaker A: Quality time of receiving gifts off acts of service and because you don't even do any service.
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Speaker B: No, that's what I need if I need it.
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Speaker A: No, no, it doesn't mean you need a cleaning lady. Like, you don't care that the dishes are in the sink and you want somebody to do them for you. That's acts of service.
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Speaker B: I would like.
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Speaker A: You like it, but you don't care. You don't. It's not your language.
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Speaker B: No, I think it is now.
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Speaker A: So you want your husband to come home and go straight to the dishwasher?
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Speaker B: No, I want my husband to come home and sit on the floor and play with my kids and, like, play with us. That's quality time.
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Speaker A: Discussion that you need quality time. No, that's quality time.
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Speaker B: That's quality time.
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Speaker A: But no, it's not what she wants.
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Speaker B: Yes, I want quality time.
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Speaker A: You want it with your. That's what you. You need something for yourself. It's your love language, not your kids love language. Your kids need the quality time.
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Speaker B: Yeah, but I also would like that family quality time.
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Speaker A: So you want to all sit in a circle and sing Kubaya. So your love language is quality time?
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Speaker B: I think so. I think we just determined you don't.
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Speaker A: Want any quality time by yourself with your husband. I mean, maybe in the past week.
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Speaker B: No, I do. I would like quality time. Take me to the Bahamas. I'd like quality time.
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Speaker A: All right, so you're telling me you're very confusing.
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Speaker B: Am I?
18:27
Speaker A: Hon? You're making so much nut noise.
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Speaker B: She's confused by me. I think I'm very simple. I would like quality time and words of affirmation.
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Speaker A: You do not need words of affirmation.
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Speaker B: Why not? You don't. I always want people to tell. Tell me you love me. Tell me I'm funny. Tell me you need me. Yes, I do. Do you know me?
18:47
Speaker A: Do you want the mic? Come sit here. Go ahead. Come here. Come on. Get up, get up. You know what?
18:55
Speaker B: Now I'm gonna blush. Watch the chemistry change. This is my real best friend. What up, babe?
19:01
Speaker A: I'm leaving.
19:01
Speaker C: Sup?
19:02
Speaker B: Oh, my God, I feel so much better. What are my love languages?
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Speaker C: Quality time. Words of affirmation. Yeah, dead set.
19:09
Speaker B: Dead set. That's it. Right yeah.
19:11
Speaker C: You love when people tell you, like, you're funny and you're pretty and.
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Speaker B: Yeah, like, tell me that more. Why did you not love that?
19:16
Speaker C: And when they tell you, you need.
19:17
Speaker B: Them to say it again more. Right? Like again and again.
19:19
Speaker C: Yeah. Quality time. That's like, all you've ever seen for.
19:23
Speaker B: Yeah. Like, I just want. And I give off physical touch because I just want to be koala bearing on somebody. But. But that's me giving that. And I want the quality time.
19:34
Speaker C: Exactly.
19:34
Speaker B: So he figured it out. Thank you.
19:37
Speaker C: It's pretty simple. It's pretty simple.
19:41
Speaker A: I disagree.
19:43
Speaker B: Okay, well, I mean, you could come.
19:45
Speaker C: Back up here and give your opinions.
19:48
Speaker B: This is my husband's cousin. Physical touch and quality time.
19:54
Speaker C: I have a hard issue grasping when we say, what's our love language? Is it what I give or what I need?
20:01
Speaker B: What you need? What do you need? You need physical touch.
20:04
Speaker C: Physical touch.
20:05
Speaker B: And do you need quality time?
20:08
Speaker C: I definitely don't need words of affirmation.
20:10
Speaker B: No.
20:10
Speaker C: I like quality time, but that's not. I wouldn't say it's a need.
20:12
Speaker B: Do you not need gifts?
20:13
Speaker A: Do you.
20:14
Speaker C: Gifts? No.
20:15
Speaker B: Acts of service, I probably say.
20:18
Speaker C: I'd say acts of service, probably.
20:21
Speaker B: Yes. Okay. Acts of service. Physical touch. Now, your wife, who's a needy koala bear right now.
20:31
Speaker A: I'm sorry.
20:32
Speaker B: Oh, God. Should they get a room or what?
20:35
Speaker A: I'm sorry for fighting with you.
20:38
Speaker B: Make it public. This is how Kim K. Got famous.
20:42
Speaker A: Guys, we have a lot to talk about.
20:44
Speaker B: The film it's on.
20:45
Speaker A: Okay. Because yesterday I was upset.
20:51
Speaker B: This is some episode, let me tell you. Thanks. Eat those nuts. Well, I'm glad we got that squared away. I love languages from my best friend who has known me for over 20 years. You can't hear.
21:05
Speaker A: I just. You know what? We can agree to disagree, and that's okay. And honestly, that's fine. I feel like I'm the love expert.
21:12
Speaker B: Are you?
21:13
Speaker A: Yeah. It's funny how my husband thinks that acts of service is a part of his love language. Like, that means he likes when I clean the house. He likes when the laundry's done. He likes when I, I don't know, return his packages. I'm, like, making things up. No.
21:33
Speaker B: Why? He does like that.
21:35
Speaker A: No, he doesn't.
21:35
Speaker B: No, he doesn't like my husband, like, all this.
21:38
Speaker A: Yeah. Like, not that he doesn't like it, but, like, that's not a part of his love language. So I don't know. I'll kick his ass from here to fucking Jupiter. That is my love language. Like, One day I came home, and not that he's messy. I've mentioned this before, but he doesn't do the love language that I need sometimes. And I want to come home. If I'm not home for a couple of days, I want to come home to a clean house. So the house was clean. Now, I'm not talking. Like, the table was sprayed with Windex.
22:10
Speaker B: But it was just. You came home.
22:12
Speaker A: Yeah, and he did that because he knew I needed that. And I felt literally walking through the door so much better. He doesn't need that. That's not his love language. So take it back.
22:21
Speaker B: Well, he said physical touch was more.
22:23
Speaker A: Oh, physical touch is his one and only love language. If I am not touching my husband.
22:28
Speaker B: I feel like most men are. Physical touch, though.
22:31
Speaker A: No, not like my husband. And I don't even understand it. Like, it's like he. I know. I understand it. He just, like, physically, he needs to be touched. Yeah, but, like, I hug you all the time and I kiss you all the time. You know what I fucking need?
22:52
Speaker B: What do you need, honey?
22:55
Speaker A: I need a date for you to do acts of service.
22:59
Speaker B: All the acts. You better come in here like Rosa.
23:04
Speaker A: So anyway, acts of service. I don't know what that means, because I would know if that was your love language. Anyway, so me personally, what is your love language? I think all of them.
23:17
Speaker B: You just said you need to fit one box.
23:21
Speaker A: No, I think I fit into all of them.
23:22
Speaker B: Oh, all right. Lovely dessert.
23:24
Speaker A: Words of affirmation. Check. Acts of service.
23:27
Speaker B: You need words of affirmation. I feel like you. You need somebody to tell you.
23:32
Speaker A: You think.
23:33
Speaker B: Yeah.
23:33
Speaker A: What do you mean, yeah? Yeah, like, what do you mean, yeah?
23:38
Speaker B: Are you having an attitude?
23:39
Speaker A: She was trying to talk to me this morning. I don't want to talk to you this morning. I stopped talking to him.
23:43
Speaker B: We almost had a fight.
23:44
Speaker A: Yeah, we did. So you think words of affirmation are mine? You think that's my one and only.
23:51
Speaker B: Also, I feel like you like receiving gifts.
23:53
Speaker A: Exactly. An acts of service, quality time and physical touch. I think I'm all five.
23:57
Speaker B: Okay.
23:57
Speaker A: I wonder if that's a thing.
23:58
Speaker B: She's a special breed. It's called high maintenance. I love how one time my. I think Mike said you weren't high maintenance or you said you weren't.
24:10
Speaker A: Yeah, I'm not high maintenance. You just aren't at my level.
24:17
Speaker B: I thought you were gonna say something like, you're the lowest of maintenance. You want to play a game? You want to switch it up? I have a game. I Need to finish a thought.
24:26
Speaker A: We're having a really bad day. Sometimes we might not have any audio.
24:30
Speaker B: So that'll be funny. Us just like. I feel like you're not even using your hands. You're just not yourself.
24:36
Speaker A: Like, is this a good topic?
24:41
Speaker B: We're not portraying it. Well, because I don't think we know enough.
24:43
Speaker A: No, I just think, like, there's like.
24:47
Speaker B: Do you people want our husbands to come on here?
24:49
Speaker A: And I know. Can we call your husband here?
24:51
Speaker B: No. And we can't wait.
24:53
Speaker A: So tell me. Tell me what's going on. I feel like you're fighting with your husband and people want the tea.
24:58
Speaker B: No, people do not want the tea.
25:00
Speaker A: What's the matter?
25:01
Speaker B: What's the matter? Let's talk about the love languages we give our kids because we love our kids.
25:05
Speaker A: I mean, to be honest with you, love languages are a big. Their whole. You really have to dive deep into them because if you are having struggle with your husband, like, you have to tell him what you need.
25:17
Speaker B: Yeah. And I think my husband and I need to talk about our love languages because I don't think we know. We've been married for 30 years.
25:24
Speaker A: Oh, you know what? My friend. My friend Alexandra wants to know some things about you real quick.
25:28
Speaker B: What? So shoot. I'm straight.
25:30
Speaker A: This is like. So we're going very off topic. I don't give a. So real quick, though. Did you work after college?
25:36
Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
25:37
Speaker A: Oh, you did. I told you. You didn't. I made that up.
25:40
Speaker B: Yeah. It's misconstrued. About my life after college. I did work for. When do you graduate college? 21. I worked at 21 to 27. I stopped working Covid. When was Coven.
25:53
Speaker A: Yeah. So al. I made up everything I said I worked. She had another question, but I forgot. She was just invested in something else about you. When you got pregnant. How many years were pregnant?
26:06
Speaker B: Forever. Anything else you want to know?
26:08
Speaker A: She was just. She was invested in you. I, like, knew the answers, but, like.
26:13
Speaker B: I just do know.
26:15
Speaker A: I was like, wait, what did she do after college?
26:17
Speaker B: She says I'm a speech pathologist all the time.
26:19
Speaker A: How do I do that? I don't know why. I just see that for you.
26:21
Speaker B: I worked in schools. I did in home therapy.
26:23
Speaker A: I remember you used to work with Michael, like, as an assistant.
26:26
Speaker B: Oh, well, I did that too. That was funny. I was. When I. So there was a point where I, like, didn't have, like, a real job and I was her husband's.
26:34
Speaker A: Was he paying you?
26:35
Speaker B: Yeah, 17 an hour.
26:37
Speaker A: No way. Were you Actually doing a lot for him.
26:40
Speaker B: I was like, filing papers and it was hysterical because we would go to the gym together in the morning. Like, he. We would go together. We'd go to the gym in his office and then I'd like, get him coffee.
26:54
Speaker A: Did you actually sit at the desk with him?
26:57
Speaker B: No, I had like my own little separate cubicle. How long? It was like a couple months. It lasted. I wanted him to call me Viviana. I think that was my, like, work name. And one time I wore.
27:09
Speaker A: You were there all day.
27:10
Speaker B: One time I wore a suit.
27:12
Speaker A: Oh, you did?
27:12
Speaker B: I did. I wanted to wear a suit.
27:15
Speaker A: I used to wear.
27:16
Speaker B: Yeah, I've never worn a suit in my whole life. But like, one time I wanted to wear a suit.
27:20
Speaker A: So not a men's suit, like a woman?
27:22
Speaker B: Yeah. Like a pantsuit? Yeah. Yeah. That was fun.
27:25
Speaker A: I'm happy for you. Yeah. So you have to talk with your husband because, I mean, I feel like me and my husband on like two different pages. Like, he's not under. This is.
27:34
Speaker B: At least your husband's here and he's listening. My husband.
27:36
Speaker A: Is he listening? Because he's not. This is why we have technical issues. I. I know he's. Physical touch. I don't think he knows what I am. He. I'm all five of these. And he needs to help me.
27:48
Speaker B: Well, he gives you. He gives.
27:50
Speaker A: What do you think my husband gives me? And I'm going to tell you what your husband gives you.
27:54
Speaker B: Please do. He gives you gifts. You have good gifts, you get good gifts. I think he gives you quality time. You guys go out together.
28:05
Speaker A: But I'm planning the quality time. Not recently.
28:09
Speaker B: Okay.
28:11
Speaker A: He's gonna yell at me for this. No, I. I definitely do the planning, but that's not. That is not the. That is not understanding the love language. Quality time. Let planned quality time and let's hang out.
28:21
Speaker B: I said. I said that about my husband, about Mother's Day. Like I wanted him to just plan something I didn't know I didn't want. How was your Mother's Day, by the way? It was okay. We went to the racetrack. It was nice.
28:32
Speaker A: Did you enjoy your time?
28:33
Speaker B: I mean, it. Is anything ever fun with three kids out in public. We went. Well, you know what the problem was? We went out to breakfast.
28:42
Speaker A: Yeah.
28:42
Speaker B: First.
28:43
Speaker A: Yeah.
28:43
Speaker B: And we came home and then we went out.
28:45
Speaker A: Yeah. No, can't.
28:46
Speaker B: Unloading and loading three kids into a car two separate times is hell. Yeah, it's not fun.
28:52
Speaker A: Once you're home, you're home.
28:53
Speaker B: Yeah. We should have Just stayed home.
28:55
Speaker A: Yeah, but.
28:56
Speaker B: And then we'd had dinner. It was. It was fine. My mom came over.
29:00
Speaker A: I feel like there's more to tell me about that.
29:03
Speaker B: Yeah.
29:04
Speaker A: Well, anyway. But what do you think my husband gives me?
29:09
Speaker B: I guess he doesn't do acts of service that often. Words of affirmation. He tells you all the time how much he loves you.
29:14
Speaker A: I know everyone says this.
29:15
Speaker B: He does.
29:16
Speaker A: He tells me I'm cute.
29:18
Speaker B: Oh, we hate cute.
29:19
Speaker A: Don't.
29:19
Speaker B: Don't tell me I'm cute. I would rather be anything but cute. What would be, like, your highest compliment that your husband would give you? Like, what would he say?
29:29
Speaker A: He would sit me down and he would basically just say. Huh. I just have to say one thing. Like, I'm. You're. You're. You're doing a good job. And I know days are hard. I know days are hard and you're struggling and you have it the hardest. But I just have to say, like, I value what you're doing, and I look at you, and you just inspire me in so many ways. Thank you. I know that's what I need, honestly.
30:02
Speaker B: Yeah. So information. And I. You're saying I don't need that, but I want that too.
30:07
Speaker A: You want it?
30:09
Speaker B: I need it. I want it. I need it.
30:12
Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know. I can't figure you out. All right, let me tell you what your husband does for you.
30:17
Speaker B: Yeah, tell me. Think about it.
30:21
Speaker A: Does he just, like, not want to listen to the podcast?
30:23
Speaker B: I don't know.
30:24
Speaker A: What's his fucking problem?
30:25
Speaker B: Very busy.
30:26
Speaker A: He's fresh.
30:28
Speaker B: Fresh. He's on the phone all day long. Like, he takes, like, 100. And I've looked at his call log for work. He has, like, over 100 calls all day. People are just calling him. Not. I have no idea.
30:40
Speaker A: But you don't pay us. You don't give a fuck.
30:41
Speaker B: Care.
30:43
Speaker A: Physical touch is definitely one, but I don't think it's. I don't think it's a top one.
30:47
Speaker B: That he gives me.
30:50
Speaker A: Oh, no, I'm sorry. Now I'm fucking.
30:52
Speaker B: He doesn't give me. I mean.
30:53
Speaker A: Yeah, no, no, no, it's not because. I'm sorry. That's not. That's not what I'm talking about. He definitely acts of service is definitely your husband's to you.
31:02
Speaker B: Yeah, I think maybe you. What is he.
31:06
Speaker A: The both of you don't have love languages?
31:09
Speaker B: Do we have love.
31:12
Speaker A: Wait, I'm so confused by you guys. I don't think you guys have any love language. I have to Call somebody about this.
31:18
Speaker B: Yeah, same Manny. Somebody who knows me really well.
31:22
Speaker A: Can we call somebody I know? Should we phone a friend?
31:25
Speaker B: I think we need to phone a friend.
31:26
Speaker A: Okay, hun, we need a phone, huh? Can we have your phone down?
31:32
Speaker B: The phone. The only phone we have in the house. He's using.
31:35
Speaker A: We need your phone.
31:36
Speaker B: What time is it? Who's going to answer?
31:38
Speaker A: Someone? That's funny.
31:40
Speaker B: I mean, Manny.
31:43
Speaker A: Who you calling?
31:44
Speaker B: Manny?
31:44
Speaker A: Put her near the phone.
31:45
Speaker B: Okay.
31:48
Speaker A: Oh, I can hear it, like, through my head, Mom.
31:50
Speaker B: Good.
31:50
Speaker A: Don't even give her any background. Just say, like, what's my love language? Okay, bye. Voicemail. The person you're trying to reach is. Who else can you call?
32:04
Speaker B: Jordan? I will.
32:06
Speaker A: She hasn't seen that name pop up in a while. Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
32:13
Speaker B: I don't know who else to call. Who.
32:15
Speaker A: Who would call Nicominia? Okay, yes, you will. She calls, you say. Say we can't talk long, but I need to know my love language. And I have 30 seconds. Go.
32:25
Speaker B: And what's your brother's.
32:27
Speaker A: Yeah, say we don't have time to talk. Just quick.
32:32
Speaker B: You're live. Excuse you. This is terrible. Who else would answer? Nobody. Nobody? I have no friends. Alicia. She'd be funny. Oh, she's in labor. I'm pretty sure she's in labor. Can't call her.
32:45
Speaker A: Imagine. You called her.
32:46
Speaker B: I'm gonna call her.
32:47
Speaker A: No, you're not.
32:49
Speaker B: See, if she's having a baby, she's smiling and puffing. Don't people think it's an emergency? If Michael is calling them, they clearly.
33:00
Speaker A: Can give a. I'll call my mom. Call your mom. Does she know the love languages?
33:04
Speaker B: She should. She's gonna think it's a panic of Michael Divisio's calling. She's gonna think there's a mom always answers. Hello? Hello? Hi, Mom. Hi, honey.
33:14
Speaker A: What's up?
33:15
Speaker B: Just really quick. What is my love language? What is your love language? Yeah, I'm. I'm so confused. Do you know the love languages? Words of affirmation, acts of service, receiving gifts, quality time, physical touch. Words of affirmation and physical time. Okay, what's my husband. What? What's Joey's your husband? Yeah. Give them to me again. Words of affirmation, acts of service, receiving gifts, quality time. Physical touch. Quality time. Okay. All right. Thank you, ma' am. That's it.
33:58
Speaker A: Wait, are you.
33:59
Speaker B: Am I being recorded now? Yeah. This is live. Do you have anything to say to the world? No, you're just kidding. It's not live. Okay. Love you. I love you. Bye.
34:09
Speaker A: Spot on.
34:10
Speaker B: Oh, okay. Oh, I. I need your phone.
34:14
Speaker A: Why do you need his phone?
34:16
Speaker B: Well, I want to play a game with you because I want to be over this. Love language.
34:20
Speaker A: Yeah, I'm done with love language. I have nothing else to say. But we have to talk later about our love languages.
34:25
Speaker B: We have to talk. That is. Is not the scariest thing I've ever heard. We have to talk. Is your heart pounding? Because mine is.
34:37
Speaker A: Hungry.
34:38
Speaker B: Claudia Rowe. Oh, Claudia Rowe. If you're out there. Okay, we're gonna play a game.
34:42
Speaker A: Okay?
34:42
Speaker B: I'm going to switch it up.
34:43
Speaker A: Go.
34:44
Speaker B: Okay. I made this up myself. Okay, this game is called Did I say this to my Kid or in the Bedroom?
34:54
Speaker A: Wait, we didn't talk about our love languages with our children, but we don't give a fuck.
34:58
Speaker B: I love my kids. I just.
34:59
Speaker A: I don't have enough time with my kid to know, like. I mean, it's only been like a year and a half. Okay, I go.
35:04
Speaker B: Did I say this to my child or to my husband in the bedroom? It's an actual lines that I've said, so you have to tell me if it was in the bedroom or to my kid.
35:15
Speaker A: Okay.
35:15
Speaker B: Go. Okay. If you're gonna scream like that, at least close the door. And you know what? I'm gonna drink if you're wrong.
35:25
Speaker A: I didn't say anything yet.
35:26
Speaker B: I know. I'm just getting my drink.
35:28
Speaker A: Bedroom.
35:28
Speaker B: I'm like, I said it to my kid. Okay, that doesn't go in there unless you really want it to.
35:34
Speaker A: Children.
35:36
Speaker B: Bedroom.
35:36
Speaker A: You're kidding.
35:39
Speaker B: Don't shove it in. Start slow.
35:42
Speaker A: Bedroom.
35:43
Speaker B: Good job. It's not supposed to be sticky yet.
35:47
Speaker A: Kids.
35:48
Speaker B: Good job.
35:49
Speaker A: Definitely play DOH or some shit.
35:51
Speaker B: Stop playing unless you're gonna clean it all up.
35:54
Speaker A: Kids.
35:57
Speaker B: I didn't say put it in my butt, did I?
36:00
Speaker A: Bedroom.
36:01
Speaker B: Both. No teeth. We've talked about this.
36:07
Speaker A: No teeth. We've talked about this. No teeth. Bedroom.
36:15
Speaker B: Rocco bites now.
36:17
Speaker A: So you say no teeth.
36:20
Speaker B: You made me wet again.
36:23
Speaker A: The kids.
36:23
Speaker B: Yes. You're going to need two hands for that.
36:28
Speaker A: The kids.
36:28
Speaker B: Good job. We're not doing this on the kitchen floor again.
36:32
Speaker A: The kids.
36:33
Speaker B: Good job. You finished already?
36:36
Speaker A: Bedroom.
36:37
Speaker B: Well, this escalated quickly.
36:40
Speaker A: The kids.
36:41
Speaker B: Good job. I can't believe you got it in that quick.
36:44
Speaker A: Bedroom.
36:46
Speaker B: Good job. Did you just spit on me?
36:49
Speaker A: The kids.
36:52
Speaker B: That better not be poop.
36:53
Speaker A: The kids at home. Oh, they're kids.
36:56
Speaker B: Good job. Stop. You're suffocating me. Why?
37:02
Speaker A: What was he doing?
37:03
Speaker B: Big daddy.
37:04
Speaker A: He Is a big. He got so upset with me the other day when I told him what the doctor said about him. We love you.
37:12
Speaker B: Is that a fun game? That's all I got.
37:14
Speaker A: That was so fun.
37:15
Speaker B: You did good. I wanted to drink more. You did pretty good.
37:17
Speaker A: Thank you.
37:18
Speaker B: That was good.
37:18
Speaker A: That was hard. Did you write them down as you said that?
37:21
Speaker B: No. Well, I thought about like my life and I.
37:24
Speaker A: That's so funny.
37:25
Speaker B: They came quick. Yeah, they came quick. Switching to one nap, the transition. Dun, dun, dun. How's it going?
37:32
Speaker A: I've been doing it for three days.
37:33
Speaker B: Okay. Same. I did it because she said she was doing it.
37:36
Speaker A: Wait, I didn't know you were actually doing it.
37:37
Speaker B: Yeah, I was doing it because it was annoying because he was going to. I was putting him down at 9 and then.
37:42
Speaker A: Oh, you were?
37:43
Speaker B: Yeah. But he wakes up.
37:44
Speaker A: I just feel like your house is just chaos.
37:45
Speaker B: I know. You don't think I have any schedule, blah, blah, blah. I do. I. I like. I like.
37:52
Speaker A: You were putting him down at 9?
37:53
Speaker B: Yeah, because he's been waking up at 5 and he's been so tired at 9. But I was thinking about the summer, how I want to be able to like go to the pool and do stuff in the morning and then bring them home to nap. So I wanted to switch. So I've been pushing the nap to like 11231 and he's been sleeping till like 3:30.
38:13
Speaker A: Oh, really?
38:13
Speaker B: Yeah.
38:15
Speaker A: How has he been doing at bedtime? Fine.
38:17
Speaker B: He goes down like. Like 7:38 and sleep.
38:22
Speaker A: So when five.
38:25
Speaker B: Well, or whenever Joey wakes him up. Yeah. I need. I need a bigger house. We're exploding out of our house.
38:31
Speaker A: Like picturing you in your house and saying like, okay, nap time.
38:36
Speaker B: Yeah. I put him in his sleep sack. I give him a bottle.
38:38
Speaker A: Do you.
38:38
Speaker B: We read a book. Yeah.
38:40
Speaker A: You're just like not.
38:41
Speaker B: I do all of that things. I do.
38:45
Speaker A: Yeah.
38:46
Speaker B: Mike, I don't like your wife tonight.
38:48
Speaker A: I'm. What?
38:49
Speaker B: Fiery. Period. So how's your. You don't like the switching of the nap. How's it going for you?
38:58
Speaker A: Don't you just feel off?
39:00
Speaker B: I feel very. I. I do feel off. I have to admit, I feel off.
39:04
Speaker A: Hey, Jew and Bama are both like on one.
39:09
Speaker B: Jill is not on one.
39:11
Speaker A: He's been on one.
39:13
Speaker B: Please spend one hour with Rocco d' Annunzio.
39:16
Speaker A: No, I can't.
39:17
Speaker B: And you will tell me that Gio is a perfect angel. Rocco was my easiest baby.
39:22
Speaker A: Gio flails and just. I'm like, you're one And a half. Why are you stomping your hands and feet on the floor?
39:29
Speaker B: Rocco has a vein that pops out like it's going to pop. When he gets mad, if he doesn't get what he wants, he goes like this.
39:37
Speaker A: And he goes like that.
39:39
Speaker B: Why? He has anger problems. Kid has anger problems.
39:44
Speaker A: What is he so mad about? Who knows?
39:46
Speaker B: I didn't get him his bottle in time or anything.
39:50
Speaker A: Did you ever yell at your kids?
39:53
Speaker B: You should have saw my house.
39:55
Speaker A: Let me hear your yell. You don't yell.
39:57
Speaker B: I do yell.
39:58
Speaker A: Good. Rocco. Rocco, baby.
40:03
Speaker B: I don't even rock. Yell at Joey, okay?
40:05
Speaker A: Someone just did something in the house.
40:08
Speaker B: You know, I'm in here. My.
40:09
Speaker A: Go ahead. Go.
40:09
Speaker B: Joseph Peter Denuncia.
40:12
Speaker A: And you laugh. I know you laugh.
40:14
Speaker B: I don't laugh.
40:14
Speaker A: Yes, you do.
40:15
Speaker B: Serious, you know, hard. I'm gonna take away your iPad. Your iPad is going right now. That's what I say.
40:21
Speaker A: You are not scary.
40:23
Speaker B: I'm not, but that's why my husband, I guess, has to be.
40:25
Speaker A: It is so hard to yell when you're, like, the only person in the house with your kid.
40:30
Speaker B: I mean, when they're so bad. I. I do yell.
40:35
Speaker A: Stop feeding the dog. Stop feeding the dog. What did I just say? Stop feeding the dog. Enough. He's gonna get sick.
40:45
Speaker B: Nana poo poo. You can't catch me.
40:48
Speaker A: He does that. My son.
40:50
Speaker B: My kids do that, too. You know what? Vienna is like, bad, bad word patrol. She'll, like, come running upstairs. Mommy, Mommy. Joey just said a bad word. Like, she is the police. It's so funny.
41:03
Speaker A: She's going to rat the shit out of her brother.
41:06
Speaker B: She's a rat. She's definitely going to be a rat. But so is Joey. They're both rats. They're definitely rats. They're so funny together. But that now. Now Rocco and Vienna are starting to play. And it's cool to see. It's like, I wonder, like, who's going to be, like, the closest. That's why I don't really like three, though, because, like, you need. One's going to be left out, not having one more. But I'm just saying, I could see it now, like, sometimes Joey and Vienna are, like, really close. And then Vienna and Rocco and wait till they're older.
41:30
Speaker A: They're at a weird. They're at an age like, you know, Rocco can't do what they're doing.
41:34
Speaker B: Yeah.
41:34
Speaker A: So they'll get there. I know. I don't know.
41:39
Speaker B: I just feel like also, we need to. We need to have Gio and Gio and Rocco are the closest. I know out of anyone. They need to hang out more. But we never, like. Yeah, I just, like, try to leave my.
41:49
Speaker A: I mean, you have three and I've won. Like, there's, you know.
41:52
Speaker B: Yeah, get on it. Make another.
41:54
Speaker A: Yeah. So we are.
41:57
Speaker B: Where are you going in two days?
41:58
Speaker A: Bahamas and then to Rhode island and we're bringing the baby to both. And you're crazy. I'm so stressed out. Like, I feel like I honestly, I feel like I'm not allowed to be stressed out. And not that he's like, what? Like, I just feel, like, wrong for being so. But, like, no one does that.
42:17
Speaker B: No, I mean, that's what I'm doing.
42:19
Speaker A: I'm going to Bahamas for five days, Landing from the Bahamas back in Jersey, getting in the car and driving to Rhode Island Memorial Day weekend with a one and a half year old. Not even a one and a half year old dot While someone watches my dog, who, by the way, is so up. My husband's. It's like, absurd. So I have to deal with the aftermath. My husband leaves.
42:44
Speaker B: I'm not a praying girl, but I will pray for you every day.
42:47
Speaker A: My husband leaves. My. This dog goes insane.
42:49
Speaker B: Really?
42:49
Speaker A: Yeah.
42:50
Speaker B: He's more attached to him than you.
42:51
Speaker A: He loves his mother's love. Like Bama, like, likes to be hugged and loved by me. My dog. But he's attached. If Michael's gone, like, he goes ape.
43:01
Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
43:01
Speaker A: What am I gonna do? And. And the. And the cancellations with the flights lately. I can't.
43:06
Speaker B: First of all. Did you get Gio a seat? Yeah, on the plane. Okay.
43:09
Speaker A: Our flight was canceled already.
43:11
Speaker B: It was. Oh, you didn't tell me that.
43:12
Speaker A: And Michael had a rebook from Newark.
43:14
Speaker B: Are you flying out of Newark?
43:16
Speaker A: We made it. We made a decision. Operative decision.
43:19
Speaker B: Yeah.
43:19
Speaker A: If our flight gets canceled while we're at the airport, we're not going.
43:23
Speaker B: Okay.
43:24
Speaker A: And if we get transferred to, like, LaGuardia or J. We're just not going. We're canceling Bahamas. We're not. We're not going.
43:30
Speaker B: Yeah. You're leaving in two days.
43:31
Speaker A: Yeah. So we did. We determined. If that's the case, we're not going.
43:36
Speaker B: But, like, you'll already be at the airport.
43:38
Speaker A: Yeah, we're going to go home. We determined that at dinner on last Saturday. And we were like, if that happens, any delay, weird delays longer than two hours, we're not going. What do you do you have. I have a one year old. What am I supposed to do at the airport for four hours? Not happening. I'm not coming home and then going back to the airport with my one.
43:56
Speaker B: Year old, that sounds absolutely miserable.
43:59
Speaker A: So it's like, I know we'll have so much fun when we get there. I love Bahamas.
44:03
Speaker B: Yeah.
44:04
Speaker A: So just a lot to think. I have to bring everything for the baby. We're going out of the country. We're bringing our organic milk in a bag in a cooler. So I hope NORC hears this and allows us to come through security because that's what we're doing.
44:19
Speaker B: They'll let you.
44:21
Speaker A: It's like a lot to process. Plus you pack yourself and I'm a packer. Like I. It's hard.
44:26
Speaker B: It's packing for my family a lot.
44:31
Speaker A: Packing for me and my. I just can't. It's a lot to think about. And then we have to go to Rhode island and we have a wedding, which I'm so excited.
44:39
Speaker B: I'm so excited for that wedding and.
44:40
Speaker A: We'Re gonna be together.
44:41
Speaker B: I'm leaving my kids at home. That's what you're supposed to do.
44:43
Speaker A: I meant to ask you too. We're doing dinner for Thursday night because we're all gonna be there.
44:48
Speaker B: Yeah, we're not coming till Friday, but.
44:50
Speaker A: Oh, that's why I didn't.
44:51
Speaker B: Yeah, I actually, I asked, I asked my husband yesterday, like, what's the plan for Rhode Island? Like, when are we leaving? Like, did you even take off work? He was like, I don't know. We didn't talk about it. I was like, okay, but I'm trying to talk about it right now.
45:03
Speaker A: Yeah.
45:03
Speaker B: And he was like, I don't know. I didn't think about it. And we still didn't talk about it.
45:07
Speaker A: What's the plan here? Me and your husband could never.
45:10
Speaker B: So I don't know the plan still because I, I know I can't. We can't leave Thursday night. I can't leave my kids three nights. God bless my mom.
45:19
Speaker A: I have my cousin staying here watching the dog and then my mom's watching the Dogma all day weekend. It's gonna be like an absolute chit show.
45:24
Speaker B: Yeah, it's a lot to plan, but what are you gonna do? Oh, your brother and your sister in law are coming to Rhode island for and watching Gio while we're at the wedding.
45:32
Speaker A: It's gonna be fun. I've never been to Rhode Island. I'm excited.
45:34
Speaker B: Newport. We're going to Newport where it's beautiful. My sister in law got married there.
45:39
Speaker A: I can't wait.
45:39
Speaker B: It's gonna be so fun.
45:40
Speaker A: It's like, a lot to process. I think that's why I'm just in a bad place because I just have a lot to do.
45:44
Speaker B: There's a lot going on in our minds. We also might be on a one week hiatus because of all this travel.
45:49
Speaker A: Yeah. We might not have an episode in the next couple weeks because we have all this to do. It's fine.
45:55
Speaker B: I mean, mama clock.
45:57
Speaker A: It's mom o' clock somewhere. We're gonna have mama clock in Rhode Island.
45:59
Speaker B: Yeah. It'll be on the beach. We're staying on the beach hotel.
46:03
Speaker A: Am I?
46:04
Speaker B: Yeah.
46:05
Speaker A: How do you know?
46:05
Speaker B: I don't know. Someone told me that and I just went with it. Oh, is it not.
46:09
Speaker A: Are you.
46:10
Speaker B: I'm in the hotel. The Grand Hotel. It's not the grand, though.
46:15
Speaker A: You have no idea where. You don't even know when you're leaving. What are you saying?
46:19
Speaker B: I know we're staying in a really nice hotel on the beach.
46:23
Speaker A: I just like. I honestly like. My husband and I looked at each other and it's for his work, and I'm so proud of him for it. That's why we're going to Bahamas. It's not like it's gonna be a vacation, but I'm saying, like, it's all.
46:32
Speaker B: It's like an achievement.
46:34
Speaker A: Yeah. Right. But we looked at each other the other night and we're like, do you even want to go? And we're both like, no, I want to go. Not for nothing, and I don't want to sound ungrateful, and Bahamar is, like, beautiful, but we've been a million times. Because I used to go for work. I think, you know my numbers and sales and stuff, and I love it, but it's like. It's not like we're going to somewhere we've never been. And, I mean, Gio's never been.
46:59
Speaker B: Do you do the flamingo yoga?
47:01
Speaker A: Have you ever been?
47:02
Speaker B: No. Oh, I went to the Atlantis, but not Bahama.
47:04
Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Nice. You don't leave the resort. Everything's right there. It's like, not. I'm not mentally ready to do that with the baby. I'm still hoping Michael walks in here, is like, let's not go. And I'd be like, all right, is that bad?
47:18
Speaker B: I feel like that's what you're banking on. I feel like that's why you haven't really done anything.
47:21
Speaker A: Correct.
47:22
Speaker B: But you're going.
47:23
Speaker A: I know.
47:25
Speaker B: That'S crazy. You need to get in the mindset of you're going because you're going.
47:29
Speaker A: No, you're not going.
47:31
Speaker B: You're staying home with me. My. I'm so excited for this weekend. My nieces are coming to stay with us. We are adding two kids to the chaos.
47:38
Speaker A: Five kids.
47:39
Speaker B: My sister in law and brother in law have a wedding. So they are dropping their babies off with us. And we are so excited.
47:46
Speaker A: They're probably so excited.
47:47
Speaker B: My kids are. Joey made a sign today. Welcome, Molly and Maddie. Come to the party. And he wrote it all by himself. He drew rainbows and flowers. They're coming tomorrow morning. I'm so excited.
47:56
Speaker A: They are coming tomorrow morning. So you have to, like, food shop and get up the stuff. I know you have three kids in it, but, like, do they have, like, anything specific?
48:02
Speaker B: I mean, she said they'll eat what we eat or they won't eat. Yeah.
48:08
Speaker A: So that'll be so fun. So happy for your kids.
48:11
Speaker B: Yeah. That when they're.
48:12
Speaker A: You have anything planned or. No.
48:14
Speaker B: I think we might go bowling. We might go to hibachi. We don't really have anything planned. We also don't know if we can fit all the kids in one car together.
48:20
Speaker A: I was about to say, how do you fit five kids?
48:22
Speaker B: Not sure yet.
48:25
Speaker A: But you don't have enough seats.
48:26
Speaker B: Well, do you? We'd have to put in another seat and then have you have more car.
48:32
Speaker A: Seats or they're bringing.
48:33
Speaker B: Yeah, we have enough car seats. We have two trucks with six car seats and we have five kids. So we can just move the car seats. Putting in a car seat. Tell your husband. Put it in.
48:43
Speaker A: You're like, this car seat is moving away. No one fixed it yet. Did they fix it?
48:47
Speaker B: I don't know. Did you drive your son?
48:49
Speaker A: Yeah, he's in the car. My brother right now.
48:51
Speaker B: Hers. Car seat.
48:52
Speaker A: We went.
48:53
Speaker B: We went out to dinner and me and my husband sat in the back seat. And we're like, is your car seat in? She's like, yeah. We're like, no, it's not. It was literally wobbling with us in the back.
49:01
Speaker A: Your husband lifted it in the air.
49:02
Speaker B: My husband is a pro putting in car seats. He should have fixed it right then and there. I don't know why I didn't.
49:06
Speaker A: You were wasted.
49:07
Speaker B: Yeah.
49:08
Speaker A: You went home.
49:08
Speaker B: That was fun.
49:09
Speaker A: We had fun.
49:10
Speaker B: It was a good night. That restaurant was so good. I ate starving.
49:14
Speaker A: Han, can you order food? Yeah, I'm not cooking tonight. I'm literally not in the mood.
49:19
Speaker B: Absolutely not cooking. I'm really gonna hide here.
49:22
Speaker A: I want a cheese steak pizza.
49:25
Speaker B: Do you think that if you were married to A woman. I know you're not into lesbians.
49:28
Speaker A: Why, are we going back?
49:28
Speaker B: No, I'm just saying, like, if you're married to a woman.
49:30
Speaker A: Yeah, go ahead.
49:31
Speaker B: Who met your needs. Like. Like, not sexually. I'm saying just, like. Yeah. Oh, my God. I want. I want a cheesesteak pizza. Like, let's do that. Let's go. Let's go binge, watch Love is Blind and like. Like, it would be so fun, right?
49:43
Speaker A: Yeah, actually, that sounds fantastic.
49:46
Speaker B: Yeah. Did you start that show I told you to start Watch Out Four Seasons?
49:50
Speaker A: Oh, yeah, we did start it.
49:51
Speaker B: Oh, you're not liking it?
49:52
Speaker A: I mean, it's good, but it's, like, not my kind of show. Like, I could see why you like it. That's, like, kind of your humor.
49:57
Speaker B: I mean, it's not really my humor. It was just a show that I. I just like the vibe. I just liked older watching, actually.
50:05
Speaker A: No, it was fun. I. My husband was laughing and I wasn't, but he. I was. It started to go, like. He said that he was getting a divorce. He was divorcing, you know?
50:15
Speaker B: Yeah.
50:15
Speaker A: I'm excited to see, like, what happens next. Like, maybe it gets better.
50:18
Speaker B: I mean, it's not really funny. It's not a funny show.
50:20
Speaker A: He was. My husband was cracking up.
50:22
Speaker B: I don't like Steve Carell.
50:24
Speaker A: You don't know.
50:26
Speaker B: Like, I don't really think he's that funny in most things.
50:28
Speaker A: It's really hard to make me laugh if you make me laugh.
50:32
Speaker B: Does your husband make you laugh?
50:34
Speaker A: No.
50:34
Speaker B: I mean, my husband does not make me laugh.
50:36
Speaker A: Like, you think Michael is so funny, and he's like, everybody in my life thinks I'm the funniest. I'm like, you're not funny. Funny requires somebody to laugh. I don't laugh.
50:49
Speaker B: Who has made you laugh recently?
50:52
Speaker A: Who's funny? Like, off the top of my head.
50:54
Speaker B: Yeah.
50:55
Speaker A: Like, my best friend Jess is funny. Like, she will make you belly laugh. That's, like, real funny. I mean, my everyday life. Like, my cousin Sal, his new boyfriend. I mean, they're six months in, so I don't want to say that's not.
51:09
Speaker B: Like, Sal's funny to you.
51:10
Speaker A: Yeah, Sal's funny to me. But Chris, like, that's my kind of funny. Like, that's my.
51:16
Speaker B: Yeah, you guys were like. Whispers.
51:17
Speaker A: Yeah, like, that's my funny. But, like, Jess, like, will make the room laugh. Like, okay. You know, sometimes I get tired. I don't want to have to make the room laugh. You know what I mean? Who else is funny? My I think my sister was. I'm gonna just say Savannah. Am I okay? My sister in law, Nicolette, like, her type of humor is funny.
51:36
Speaker B: Yeah, I love her. I sat next to her at dinner. Love her.
51:39
Speaker A: Yeah, she's funny, but like, she doesn't like to be sent out of attention so she won't make the room laugh. But yeah, she's, she says funny things. Yeah, I think you're funny. Like someone walking in the street that I just met and has your humor. Like, I wouldn't like.
51:52
Speaker B: Yeah, you don't like my humor?
51:54
Speaker A: No, but I think you're funny. But like my husband, I mean, he literally thinks he's so funny. I'm like, I'm, I'm like I'm funny.
52:01
Speaker B: You know what's the funniest thing? My husband thinks he's funnier than me.
52:06
Speaker A: Your husband? It's laughable, not funny.
52:11
Speaker B: But he will say, he will say it with a straight face. He goes, I'm funnier than you.
52:15
Speaker A: That's my husband.
52:16
Speaker B: No, but Joey says the red cardinal. Back, back.
52:21
Speaker A: This means we're doing good.
52:22
Speaker B: All right, now we're doing good. Red cardinals, ladybugs, yellow butterflies. All of our things. Orange butterflies or yellow or any butterfly.
52:30
Speaker A: Yellow and white. Wait, I just can't believe that our husband's think of like. Do you think my husband's funny? I mean, he's like, he goes, people think I'm the funniest person.
52:42
Speaker B: I'm trying to think of a guy that I think is like, very funny. Let me think. Hold on. Gotta think. I. Jordan's husband, Arlene.
52:52
Speaker A: He's funny.
52:52
Speaker B: He's funny. I love him.
52:54
Speaker A: Yeah, he's funny.
52:55
Speaker B: My best friend, Amrita's husband.
52:57
Speaker A: Oh, he's funny too.
52:57
Speaker B: He's funny.
52:58
Speaker A: Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, you're not funny.
53:04
Speaker B: That's funny.
53:04
Speaker A: I, I sometimes I want someone to make me. That's my love language. Somebody making me laugh.
53:08
Speaker B: And I think that would be mine.
53:09
Speaker A: Too, but it's not part of the list. What are we gonna do? But yeah, do you think I'm funny? You haven't said one word.
53:16
Speaker B: Are we talking about you? Yes, I think you're funny. I think you're very funny.
53:19
Speaker A: You do?
53:19
Speaker B: We're.
53:20
Speaker A: Yeah, but you're like, oh, my gosh, she's so funny.
53:22
Speaker B: Yeah, like when I described you to my friends when we first met, I'd be like, yes, like Dom is. She's really funny.
53:30
Speaker A: That's such a weird word.
53:31
Speaker B: Funny, funny, funny, funny, funny.
53:34
Speaker A: Like, I think you're Funny.
53:36
Speaker B: Funny.
53:36
Speaker A: I don't know. Like, I don't know, actually. Who's funny? Like, my mom's funny.
53:43
Speaker B: I was just gonna say. I literally was just gonna. My mom is funny.
53:48
Speaker A: I think my mom's, like, funny. Who else is funny? I don't know. I don't know.
53:52
Speaker B: Someone that's really.
53:53
Speaker A: No one's like. Everyone thinks they're funny. They're not funny. So I hate to break it to you, you're not funny.
53:58
Speaker B: I think. I don't even think that I'm funny. I think I'm funny looking. No, I think I'm like. To make fun of. Like.
54:04
Speaker A: Like I'm easy and you like that.
54:06
Speaker B: I mean, it's fine.
54:07
Speaker A: Don't make fun of me. I'll be pissed.
54:09
Speaker B: Yeah, don't make fun of her. I won't make fun of you. I love a good comedian, though. But I don't even know who I think is a funny comedian.
54:16
Speaker A: Like, my friends.
54:16
Speaker B: Do you think my friends flat is funny?
54:18
Speaker A: No.
54:19
Speaker B: You don't think Paige or Hannah is funny? And you don't, like, call her daddy? They're not really. I mean, Alex isn't really, like, Like.
54:26
Speaker A: I think Eric d' Alessandro is funny.
54:29
Speaker B: Do you think meta. That Italian guy. I don't know his name.
54:34
Speaker A: Oh, Maniscalco.
54:35
Speaker B: Did we see him together?
54:36
Speaker A: Did we?
54:37
Speaker B: I don't know.
54:37
Speaker A: He's funny.
54:38
Speaker B: Yeah, he's funny.
54:39
Speaker A: My friends used to say to me, like, I'm not witty funny. I'm like, entertaining funny.
54:45
Speaker B: Okay.
54:46
Speaker A: And I'm like, I don't know if you're insulting me.
54:48
Speaker B: I like being witty funny. What?
54:50
Speaker A: I know.
54:50
Speaker B: I mean, Manny's. Manny is witty funny.
54:52
Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, right? And like, I'm like, well, whatever, I'm funny. So it's fine.
54:57
Speaker B: Just take the compliment like this, you.
54:59
Speaker A: Know, you're like, you're entertaining. You're not funny. You're entertaining. And I'm like, no, I'm funny. What do you mean?
55:04
Speaker B: But it kind of goes hand. Well, you definitely are entertaining. But funny goes with it. Like, you're. You're funny.
55:09
Speaker A: Like, I know I can, like, twerk it.
55:12
Speaker B: Twerk it, twerk it. Don't sit on the pillow. But I just feel like you're funny. Well, we. We'll make a poll out there. Who's funnier, Dominique or me? She's going to sleep night, night, night, night.
55:28
Speaker A: And J goes night, night, night, night. So anyway. Anyway, I'm funny.
55:35
Speaker B: Whatever makes you sleep at night. You are funny. And this was a day.
55:43
Speaker A: Let's wrap this Thing up because, honestly, I'm starving and I want cheese steak pizza. I. My brother was here before.
55:51
Speaker B: Where is your brother?
55:52
Speaker A: I don't know. But I was like, joe, you hungry? Or whatever. And I'm eating chocolate chips. He's like, what are you eating? I'm like, chocolate chips. I was like, do you want some? He's like, no. Like, but why? Like, you know the ones you bake with? Like, they're in that bag. I was like, I. I was. I didn't even realize. Like, I was just, like, eating, like, they were a bag of chips.
56:10
Speaker B: Like, like, oh, I don't want eating nuts over there.
56:13
Speaker A: Yes. Freezing. I'm definitely on my period right now.
56:17
Speaker B: Mine is coming any second.
56:19
Speaker A: At least we won't have it for Rhode Island.
56:21
Speaker B: I hope.
56:24
Speaker A: Next week.
56:24
Speaker B: I know, but I feel like mine is coming. Like, really?
56:28
Speaker A: It's crazy how yesterday I knew it was gonna be. I woke up, I had to wash my pajamas everywhere.
56:35
Speaker B: Just terrible.
56:36
Speaker A: Disgusting.
56:36
Speaker B: Disgusting.
56:38
Speaker A: So, anywho, well, thanks for listening. This show sucked.
56:44
Speaker B: We'll be better next time.
56:46
Speaker A: Yeah, tell us what you want us to talk about. We have so much to talk about. I don't want to talk about me anymore, though. I'm sick of me.
56:52
Speaker B: I. I hate talking about myself.
56:54
Speaker A: We're gonna really do a really deep episode next week. We're gonna get. We're gonna get into it. Not next week because we have plans, but we're busy.
57:02
Speaker B: We're busy the week after.
57:04
Speaker A: We have something. We have something coming. But I did want to mention something exciting is coming the next couple weekends. Like the weekend after. More of the weekend, I think. June 8th, we are doing a Juicy Tits boat day on my dad's boat at the Jersey shore. We're gonna have a videographer and everything. We have to talk about it more. But I'm really excited and I don't, like, even drink, so I don't know what I'm gonna do.
57:27
Speaker B: She's so fun. Me.
57:30
Speaker A: Me, funny. All right, so anyway, like, follow, subscribe. We honestly talked about absolutely nothing on this episode. I don't even care. You just like to listen to our voices. So follow us on Instagram. Listen to us and, like, follow, subscribe on YouTube. We're on Apple Music. We're sometimes on Spotify. My husband doesn't know what the he's doing, so it's fine. But anywho, I'm so hungry. I'm gonna go eat. You're not going home to your kids, so you're going to eat with us.
57:59
Speaker B: Yeah.
57:59
Speaker A: Okay.
58:00
Speaker B: Absolutely. I am hiding here until after my husband's put.
58:04
Speaker A: Put all three to beds, all bins to bed.
58:07
Speaker B: Yeah, they. Those better be sleeping by the time I get home. And cut.
58:12
Speaker A: And that's it. Love you. Bye.