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LIVE (1/10/24) Son of a Boy Dad #164 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Both SaaS stayed up day and night for forty eight
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  Speaker 1: hours and figured everything out.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on there?
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  Speaker 3: Pal?
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  Speaker 4: We saw you the hockey game market, so I know
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  Speaker 4: you guys.
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  Speaker 5: Ryan Whitney, I got a drink named after me.
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  Speaker 4: Big deal, Think Whitney. That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 3: See you, fellas, I invented the thing you pigeoned, Pink
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  Speaker 3: Whitney for legendary moments.
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  Speaker 1: Laptop pray to Steve Jobs exactly, and we should be good.
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  Speaker 5: It's good that you got that credit from Dave about
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  Speaker 5: you having technical proficiency before all these problems started to happening.
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  Speaker 4: Well, none of the problems have happened live on air.
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  Speaker 4: We've been good to go when we do the lives
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  Speaker 4: it's just knock on wood, brother Herd. Now it's true,
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  Speaker 4: we're only forty nine seconds in so, but can we
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  Speaker 4: do any opportunities for things to fail?
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  Speaker 1: Transsa and I love to give you shit about your apartment.
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  Speaker 1: It looks fucking great and he unrecognized. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to suck your dick too much. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: blaze that donut like a Krispy Kreme. But at the
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  Speaker 1: same time, bro, you did a fucking great job new rug,
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  Speaker 1: painting of a fishing, painting of a fucking trout.
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  Speaker 4: It's it just is it is you.
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  Speaker 1: It feels homey if it's the aesthetic, the decors, you
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  Speaker 1: did a fucking great job, dude.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is funny because the whole entire idea behind
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  Speaker 4: it was to like make it so the stream looked better.
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  Speaker 4: And then I realized that just uh oh they crap out.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, why is it frozen? Because I'm hooked up
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  Speaker 4: to oh here, just keep talking.
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  Speaker 5: I think that Okay, we're gonna keep talking here. Kids.
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  Speaker 5: So if you can't tell, you don't know. Sass's apartment
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  Speaker 5: is covered in trout diagrams, paintings of idyllic rivers and streams,
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  Speaker 5: it's an ode to fly fishing in the heart of
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  Speaker 5: the West Village.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's still frozen.
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  Speaker 4: Crapped out, crapped out early. That's never happened. So this
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  Speaker 4: is a new one. Soon now you guys can watch
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  Speaker 4: us in real time as we there, we go, there
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  Speaker 4: we are. Let me go back to this.
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  Speaker 5: I were good.
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  Speaker 4: That has never happened before. So I don't know why
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  Speaker 4: that happened. We were just mean, truly, something new every
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  Speaker 4: It's just these things they just don't want to be reliable.
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  Speaker 4: It was the glaze that was really doing it was the.
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  Speaker 5: Glaze that did it. What's this glazed? This is new glaze.
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  Speaker 4: It's like saying you're sucking someone off.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody sucking someone off to the point where there's like
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  Speaker 1: a filmy glaze left on the dick. Yeah, you got
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  Speaker 1: just like a regular suck job.
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  Speaker 4: The big one is the glazing is crazy. That's what
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  Speaker 4: the young cats are saying.
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  Speaker 1: If you say something even remotely positive about someone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah you go that the glazing is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Like my mom did a pretty good job on Thanksgiving
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  Speaker 1: this year. Yo, the glazing is crazy.
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  Speaker 5: So it's someone making fun of someone for being complimentary.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's like you're sucking. You're sucking. It's the
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  Speaker 1: new get your dick out of his mouth, for get
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  Speaker 1: his dick out of your mouth.
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  Speaker 5: People be hating kids.
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  Speaker 4: It's honestly, it's a good way for like when when,
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  Speaker 4: because you're a very you compliment a lot. Sure, it's
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  Speaker 4: like when that makes me uncomfortable. So I could just
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  Speaker 4: be like, the glazing is crazy, and then we would
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  Speaker 4: both have a laugh and go back to a normal conversation.
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  Speaker 4: That's just an example of how it could be used.
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  Speaker 5: Well, now I'm afraid of you saying that, so I'm
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  Speaker 5: gonna not compliment you anymore.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, all right, all right, I'm glazer. Still this
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  Speaker 1: apartment looks great, even though none of it is on
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  Speaker 1: camera here, right, no one can tell at home. They're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to take our word for it.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I would say we could turn the camera around and
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  Speaker 4: show them, but none of that's not happening.
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  Speaker 10: No, definitely bring everything a fucking catastrophic I mean, that's crazy, dude, Like,
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  Speaker 10: of all the things that could happen, the thing freezing
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  Speaker 10: was never on the board.
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  Speaker 5: It was just a new one.
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  Speaker 4: There just told us new difficulties to have.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Ron. Get this. So when Sas and I go
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  Speaker 5: to Albany, he's gonna stay at my place upstate and
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  Speaker 5: we're going to go fly fishing. How good is that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the idea, you bastards.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe you should tag along.
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  Speaker 4: When that is the plan? That is, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: February eighteenth, weekend, the weekend after Denver.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the weekend at weekend after the super Bowl, February seventeenth, eighteenth,
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  Speaker 5: I think.
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  Speaker 4: NBA All Star weekend. Brother, I'm going to be in
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  Speaker 4: Indianapolis to say.
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  Speaker 5: We'll be waist deep in the Traconic River Taconic. I
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  Speaker 5: think it's the Taconic River.
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  Speaker 4: It might have some research on the Ticonic because I
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  Speaker 4: don't know much about it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's teeming.
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna go fishing on Saturday, and then I
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  Speaker 4: looked up the water levels today and they're at eleven feet.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for that fucking cash.
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  Speaker 4: In At the river that I go fishing at New Jersey,
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  Speaker 4: it's eleven feet high and usually it's four feet high.
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  Speaker 5: Why is it so high?
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  Speaker 4: That does the rain? It floods? Yep, that'll do it.
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  Speaker 1: We just got super chat ten bucks for an apartment
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  Speaker 1: tour that you guys don't want that because it will
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  Speaker 1: literally I mean.
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  Speaker 4: We could do it. It just might be choppy if
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  Speaker 4: that's what the people want. Well, didn't we say we
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  Speaker 4: weren't going to listen to what the chat says. That's
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  Speaker 4: not just the chat.
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  Speaker 1: I need to get to like one hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, we'll do it. We'll do how about this,
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  Speaker 4: We'll do it at the end. We'll do it at
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  Speaker 4: the end of the episode.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that way, it that way.
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  Speaker 4: If it fails, we can just end the episode.
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  Speaker 5: This has been the son of a boy dad.
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  Speaker 1: So dude, this you you don't fit in in this neighborhood.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm not saying that to be mean to you. No,
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  Speaker 4: not bad.
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  Speaker 1: Like I went to the coffee shop around the corner
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  Speaker 1: and it was like these like people who just like
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  Speaker 1: their teeth were fucking like so straight and so white,
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  Speaker 1: like these fucking flowing hair. We're just so proud to
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  Speaker 1: be wearing sweaters and ship like. It just is such
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  Speaker 1: a like people. It's a self glazing neighborhood.
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  Speaker 4: It is very self glazing their yeah exactly. Have you
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  Speaker 4: guys ever seen the episode of Always Sonny where they
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  Speaker 4: go to the bar the Rivalry bar, and the bartenders
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  Speaker 4: there have like a script and they're like doing jokes
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  Speaker 4: and they're like they're they're like, yeah, they're having that
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  Speaker 4: blue drink and there and the girls like some say
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  Speaker 4: it's better than an orgasm, then the other guys not
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  Speaker 4: that he's ever had one. And it's like ship like that.
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  Speaker 4: It's like what it is around here. I went to
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  Speaker 4: I went to a place for brunch around the corner,
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  Speaker 4: and the chemistry that the bartend, that the two bartenders
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  Speaker 4: had was like they were reading off of a script
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  Speaker 4: the entire time.
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  Speaker 1: That's what That's my exact lived experience. At the cappuccino
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  Speaker 1: place around the corner, they're.
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  Speaker 4: Like, Rory, you made a cappuccino for an order that
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  Speaker 4: didn't have one. One more strike and you're out of here.
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  Speaker 1: That was literally there exactly.
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  Speaker 4: And then as soon as the place closes, they just
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  Speaker 4: fucking hate each other or they like shut down till
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  Speaker 4: the next day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then just like power back up again like
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  Speaker 1: fucking animatronic snowmen. It's it's bizarre that you have chosen
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  Speaker 1: this neighborhood.
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  Speaker 4: It was like I was one and we were getting
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  Speaker 4: drinks and they gave us like a free beer with
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  Speaker 4: bloody Mary and the and one of the people was like,
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  Speaker 4: and don't tell my boss, Like they like both like
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  Speaker 4: burst it out laughing. That's coming out of his paycheck.
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  Speaker 1: It is fun to like abandon any pretense and just
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  Speaker 1: live a corny lifestyle. Yeah, to just like ham it
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  Speaker 1: up and be corny as hell.
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  Speaker 5: It's positive. Yeah, it's wonderfully positive.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they switch into that for this episode. No, No,
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  Speaker 5: you couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: But Francis I feel I could, Like he's just a
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  Speaker 1: thin veil of like negativity away from it, Like you
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  Speaker 1: could just chip away a little bit of the negativity
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  Speaker 1: and you could truly live that dad joke lifestyle.
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  Speaker 4: It's coming out of his paycheck.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit is hilarious and like so safe and
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  Speaker 1: joyous and care free.
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  Speaker 4: And that's probably like when what happens when you get sad.
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  Speaker 4: It's probably extremely dark up.
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  Speaker 1: Like a mail office.
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  Speaker 4: It's yet, it's got to get really dark when you get.
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  Speaker 5: Set flying through the air as the street sweeper combs over.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, from that, do you ever have you ever walked
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  Speaker 1: through our building and heard other couples scream arguing in
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  Speaker 1: their apartments?
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  Speaker 5: No, I love that though.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy that that would make me so uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's like so buttoned up and friendly and like you
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  Speaker 1: see their dog and you cawsel it on the top
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  Speaker 1: of the head. And then like I've I've walked through
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  Speaker 1: my floor and heard people fucking lighting.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: It was such a I wanted to like stay and watch,
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  Speaker 1: but like I feared getting caught in the crosshairs or
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  Speaker 1: them knowing that I knew that they were in a
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  Speaker 1: loveless marriage.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever had anything like I've had.
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  Speaker 4: We were at that hotel one time, right where I
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  Speaker 4: heard the people fucking. Do you remember that we were Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because I remember I walked down but I heard them fucking.
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  Speaker 4: And then I told you, and the bartender was like,
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  Speaker 4: that happens all the time here. Where were you staying?
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  Speaker 3: Was it?
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  Speaker 4: Where it was?
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  Speaker 5: You were in a hotel and you told the bartender
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  Speaker 5: over just so you know.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, soone's sucking upstairs, you might want to check it out.
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  Speaker 4: Was that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: It had to have been with you. There's no one else.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe it was you.
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  Speaker 4: It was with Yeah, it was with you at cops
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  Speaker 4: in San Francisco. Yeah, I was waiting downstairs to get
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  Speaker 4: food before we went to the show, and I told you,
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  Speaker 4: and the bartender was like, yeah, that's happened before.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, the bartender saying that she.
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  Speaker 1: Had sex in a hotel before. Don't be alarm boys.
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  Speaker 4: It was crazy, though I was staying it was they were.
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  Speaker 4: They were the first room next to the elevator.
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  Speaker 5: Wasn't that great?
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  Speaker 4: No, But it's San Francisco. That's what you get, right,
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  Speaker 4: is in San Francisco supposed to be like a shithole.
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  Speaker 5: Did you see this thing? San Francisco blogged about the
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  Speaker 5: most disturbing video of New York City. And there's a
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  Speaker 5: homeless guy at the end of the subway platform and
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  Speaker 5: he's asiating no. And there's a guy who starts walking
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  Speaker 5: towards him with a I'm gonna pull it up.
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  Speaker 1: As you pull that up, I'll tell you what, dude,
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  Speaker 1: The homeless people out here are the real fucking deal.
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  Speaker 1: I just as I was biking over here, I saw
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  Speaker 1: a dude who had sandals that were made out of
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  Speaker 1: tape and he was screaming just so his body could
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  Speaker 1: generate some heat to warm himself up. Dang, he was
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  Speaker 1: screaming at full voice, just so he could be like,
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  Speaker 1: if you're homeless in Los Angeles, congratulations, dude, you're living
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  Speaker 1: a fucking pampered lifestyle. You're homeless out here, surviving the
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  Speaker 1: fucking winter, like underneath the cover, you're the real fucking deal.
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  Speaker 4: Tip of the cap to those homes. Yeah, and every
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  Speaker 4: city wants to claim they have like the craziest homeless people.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, well, Austin's homeless people. Yeah, there's a lot of them,
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  Speaker 1: but like.
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  Speaker 4: There, so there's there. There's gotta be what one one
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  Speaker 4: hundredth of the amount of homeless people in Austin than
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  Speaker 4: there is in New York.
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  Speaker 1: Were uh, they were they were gathering. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: when we were walking around there, they're like gathering on
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  Speaker 1: Sixth Street.
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  Speaker 4: They camp out on that one little corner. But and
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  Speaker 4: even I guess in San Francisco, I must be wrong
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  Speaker 4: because everyone says it's terrible out there, but we didn't
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  Speaker 4: really see any homeless people in San Francisco.
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  Speaker 1: But it's I mean, if it's if it's warm.
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  Speaker 4: Barely not like here, not like outside of Penn Station here,
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  Speaker 4: they're just they're just clustered.
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  Speaker 5: More.
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  Speaker 1: Watch this, so we're looking at a subway walking up
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  Speaker 1: on a guy with a blanket. No no, no.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that made me want to kill myself. So I've
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  Speaker 4: ever seen.
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  Speaker 5: Today he talks about something grows that he found.
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  Speaker 4: That makes me sick in New York Way, sick to
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  Speaker 4: my stomach.
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  Speaker 1: It seemed like that homeless guy was like congregating the rats.
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  Speaker 4: He was having a meeting with. There was a meeting.
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  Speaker 4: He's king of the rats.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, if he's king of the rats, like
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  Speaker 1: the rats seem like embarrassed that they were guy.
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  Speaker 4: We don't know him pretty much. The entire video was
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  Speaker 4: just it was a homeless dude at the end of
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: subway platform with a blanket over him, and then someone
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: got closer to the blanket and like seventy rats scurried over.
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was the blank was like moving a little bit,
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: and then some the guy with the camera says yo, yo,
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: and then the homeless guy lifts up the blank a
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: little and like one hundred rats runs out.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: Do you think that's like a warmth thing too, because
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: I mean, I bet rats run pot.
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: I think they're they're eating them.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: That could also be possible. Probably the sadder, more realistic answer,
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: they're probably eating.
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: You know, I get a little packaged in the middle.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: Don't snack.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: The rats were one hundred per eating his body alive,
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: but he released them. But the dude, all the the
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: only reason that rats exist is to eat. That's their
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: only thing that they did.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: They're they're intelligent. Did you ever see that rat bathing? No,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: it's a there's a great video if you're just pulling
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: on videos on your phone rat bathing.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: No, don't pull it up.
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: We don't. We can't.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: We can't just spend the entire live episode watching videos.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: And I can't edit in.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know that you can tell us I can.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: I'll shut this ship down right now to face. This
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: is to the photo booth camera and it'll be just
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: on my.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Face like a zoom call.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Hey, guys, that angle must have been hysterical, just all
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: of us just huddled around the camera.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: Do you think that that homeless guy has parts of
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: his body that are so dead and rotting that he
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: can't even bet you feel it? And it's like that
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: when you get that fish foot massage where they eat
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: the dead. But this is with rats, and it's like
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: his tibia.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Yes, I would say one hundred he has.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: That that's what's happening there.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: I think it's not that sinister and it's probably from something,
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: some sort of drug.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: What's going on here? We've lost it again.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know why that's happening, dude.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I think it was more of like a stuffed animal
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: type of thing.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: We're still live. I just got to go back to this.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Why does that keep happening? It is someone doing something.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: I think that's a pretty good look for us getting
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: nice and tight.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: But it is someone like, what what is the thumbs
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: up that's coming up on the screen? Why is that happening?
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: I think someone out there, probably a hacker stopping us from.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: I think someone is someone in the chat like sending
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: us something that's popping up on the screen. I've never
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: seen that in my entire life.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: What are the commenters saying big thumbs up?
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: They're big thumbs uping because it's a quick fix, but
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: big thumbs up to the Tim Hitchings is saying it's
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: some sort of time out. Oh it happened again. What
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: the fun is that?
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Stop? Stop setting this is breaking the stream. Keep it
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: on that nice and tight one there, Go back to
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: the go back to when we're tight like it comes out.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Please God, this is not at all what we want.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: Chat. Let's just try it for a minute.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Yes, they can see us like this. Let's like we're
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: talking to a fucking what sex worker conquesters. It looks
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: like that episode of Workaholics where they all they all
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: talk to the fucking uh the webcam girl, and they're like, hey,
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: it looks like we're on a group of FaceTime right now,
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: is what it looks like.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: Come mom, we're.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Going back to the good angle. So if that has
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: something to do with the chat, they're gonna keep doing it.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: They're going it. God, damn it, this shit is not funny.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: It is kind of funny though that I can just
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: control it. I think it's funny if you don't freak out,
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: if we don't freak out and accept that the stream
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: is breaking rapidly, then it is funny.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: Ron When you did the podcast with Gilly Wallow and
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Pat Bev, did it feel the way that Jackie Robinson
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: felt but the other way?
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly that way. Yeah, people were heckling me.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: They're all giving us big thumbs ups. All right, Well,
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: there's something with this. It's something that's happening.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: You're gonna have to move on from the whole.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: There were there were technical side were furious at me,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: but but then pet know just how people were furious
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: A Jackie Robinson. I was just trying to draw a
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: pair white. Yeah, because I'm quite a little bit of.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: In that episode, I was Uncle what is it? Uncle what?
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: And Uncle Tom? But if it's white, I don't know,
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: there's no comparison. Uncle John, Uncle Ron, maybe Uncle Tom again?
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: H who's Tom?
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: What is that?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Harriet beecher Stowe.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the cabin, Uncle Tom's cabin. Yeah, And what's the
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: premise is that it's a it's during I.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Only know that story through the King and I.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Is that Remember the King and I?
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: They do like a reenactment of Uncle Tom Uncle Tom's cabin,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: but they do it in like they're in Siam, so
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: they're doing it in like an age. It's like double laying.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: Is the character there? Is it her? Because she's assimilating
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: to their culture or something like that.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I think they I think they like put on for
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: the King and Anna. They put on a presentation of
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Uncle Tom's cabin.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Maybe we should go see The King and I as
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: a group, team building yeah, I'm definitely down for that.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: I would like that.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: That would be huge.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Live stream it go going with the Google glasses, fucking
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: live stream.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: The King and I dude, I was gonna live stream
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: some Call of Duty the other day and I couldn't
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: figure out how to do it. I will start playing
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: video games. I know we should. We should try and
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: get a We should try and get a w and
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: did a double.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Last Somber January. Try January.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's almost sober.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: I don't feel good. I got the weekend coming up,
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: and that is a big problem.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: You didn't drink last night. You know what you got
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: to do is just gamble a ton and play and
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: watch football the whole weekend on Saturday and Sunday.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: I don't want to just.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Put an irresponsible amount of money on every game and
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: then like dial into those games.
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: When I'm drinking.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: I know what's happening. I know what it is. It's
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: just fucking go ahead. Just keep on talking.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: We're right, we're still alive.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: We're gonna flawlessly get out of this.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, you guys talk. I'm gonna fix this.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: It's because I don't everyone who has I think I've
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: said this, but when I tell people that I'm struggling
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: with dry January, they say, why just take a bunch
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: of edibles every night? And that, to me is not.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: We got to get to the core of why you're
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: doing It's.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Because we had fucking reactions up so when we would
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: do things like this, it would mimic it on the camera. Yeah,
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: I swear to god, No, you made that up. I
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: swear to god. I literally just turned reactions off. All right, Well,
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: why the fuck would that be a because it was
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: because when I was switching to the desk. It doesn't matter.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: I figured it out. We're good.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: It's Trent Day.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: It is Trent Day.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: We were honoring Trent at Barstool for.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: The Tiger Woods thing. Dude, that video was awesome.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Aniversary. Oh really, yeah, that's huge. Well, how are you
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: celebrating Trent Day?
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: I'm wearing khakis in a sweatshirt.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Pretty good.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: It was funny. It was funny seeing everyone dressed as Trent.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: I'm like, that's what I wear every day as well.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Lucky that you and Trent look the same, that we
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: dressed the exact same way, the same body type.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: You really do yeah, and you're both good at golf.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Damn one of us is better than the other.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: But yeah, Trent is better than you.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: He is, he's not.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: You didn't break fifty. He does.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I can break fifty. What are you talking about?
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: You played with Frankie and you didn't break fifty.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: That was my first time golfing in a fucking five years.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: He plays all the time, Trent, every single day.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: He lives in New York City.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: How could he play every single day? No, he didn't.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: He just move till this afternoon. Didn't he just leave
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: New York City?
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: Sun goes down at three. Already, get out of here, goose.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: I know it's awesome. That's the best part about playing
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: golf in high school because the sun goes down early,
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: so they have to dismiss you early from school to
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: go compete.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: What.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder I can tell you missed a couple classes.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, big time.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: I guess you grew up before.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: Top golf was the thing me and my high school team.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: We used to have all of our matches at top golf.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: I would honestly be sick.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Plenty of lights that would be funny, huge or like
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: on a golf simulator. You just do it in the
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: school Jerry style.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Do you remember the first time you fingered a girl?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Me?
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: I don't not.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Why is that a question?
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: Just made me think of it?
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: No, I don't.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: I forget.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: He definitely remember, Yeah, of course he does.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: You don't have to say though, bruh.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: That was the bra one who could tell me, because
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: I know where it is and Chat.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Doesn't even know.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: They do they heard it? No, they didn't.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Guys, give a big thumbs up if you didn't hear
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: the bro Okay, ten more dollars, we're fucking living. Oh,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: ten dollars to tell the fingering story.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, get those digits out.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: That's not even close to what it says. We can
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: see it. What do you what do you think is
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: above what you can see right now? You think there's
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: like something hidden above that half?
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: He's wearing a goofy hat.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: There's a there's a swastika right above the face of
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: the patriots.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Our careers depend on you not being able to lower
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: that flag.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: You also can't tug on it either, because it's only
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: hang up like command strips. Let's get some.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: If I got you a another like fish painting, would you.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Put it up. Sure, where would I put it?
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: It just doesn't look that. I feel like that's the
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: only thing that can really go on that wall in
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: terms of off camera to core.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: A flat A team flag is the only thing that
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: can go on the wall.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Well, it's just gonna look uneven if I put one
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: photo next to it.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Let's do a collage wall then brother, right, you.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: Want to talk ball, talkball. I wanted to ask Roan
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: about that experience of having Wallow, Gilly and Pat Bev.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: So did at Bev get along with Wallow and Gilly?
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, but they used to not get along with each other.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: That doesn't That's a lot of of alpha males in
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: one room.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: We talked about it on the podcast.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Really you guys squashed the beef.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: It was already squashed, but we talked about why there
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: was beef and what was that they had. They had
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: been dismissive of his talents on a different podcast with Damian.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: Lillard and Pat Bev saw that.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he caught wind of it and was pissed off. Wow,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: it was like that time when Francis said that you
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: weren't that good at stand up comedy on the podcast.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: And you don't remember that at all.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, you must not have heard this is true.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: That is crazy, though. Is this so that that you
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: guys broke that news. You should have saved that for us,
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: so we could have broken it that then used to
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: like each other that they used to not like each other.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: This should just become like a Pat Bev pod recap pod, like.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: The Joe Rogan Experiencepence.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: There's like podcasts that do there for every single show.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: There's like an SNL one.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: We should start doing that or like, yeah, like the
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: like Jenni Fisher talking about like old Office, like we
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: should go back through old Pat bev episode starting at
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: number one, Yeah, and should.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Just put pat Bev up on that screen right there,
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: and then we'll sit here and we'll react to it
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: and I'll go a pause that for a second.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: I think it's good for us to know what was
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: going on in real time, you know, what what the
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: air was like in the room while you were experiencing these.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: But that also assumes that I remember anything that I
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: ever said on a podcast more than one minute after.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: It is true, I don't remember what we were talking
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: about five minutes. Well, yeah, I'm completely probably good.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: It was not great.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Was it the reactions? Yeah, it was about the thumbs up.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: Let's just put it this way, hair, Paul, this has
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: not been your best episode.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: So you're so focused on the thumbs up that you
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: didn't realize that Francis was running his hands through your hair.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: No, I noticed it. It's just I don't have the
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: energy anymore to tell Francis stop touching me. I love it.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: It's like it's insanely annoying, and there's just it. It's
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: not going to give out a good product to the
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: viewers if I'm constantly just being Francis, please stop touching
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: me again?
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Will that be worse than you being like, what's
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: going on? I can't figure out what's going on?
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: This is lucky you have a fucking expert producer with you.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: You boys would bet me you're an expert producer.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: We were literally just having the zoom camera angle and.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: I fixed it. Dude, If you guys were not if
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: I gave you guys all of this equipment and I
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: put it in this room and then I left for
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: three weeks, you guys wouldn't be able to figure this out.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: No, we would probably go to the office and give
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: that a shot again.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good luck.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: You're the only one who can watch a YouTube video
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: and do what it says on the video.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: The one that stepped up.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: We would probably do that instead of coming to your
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: home so that you don't have to go outside.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: It honestly is the bet. I was thinking about it
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: today because we filmed a sketch really early this morning,
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: ten am and uh, and it was like they came,
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: they set up, we filmed the sketch, they left, then
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: you guys came, we're filming this. It's like, literally, I'm
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: like the God. Job of the like the God.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: You're like a bedridden grandmother.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Literally the God. People just come and like people just
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: stop by for their work and then they leave.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: Jesus, they still made sure.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: And I sit here and I go, how can I
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: help you? You're like, what can I do for you? Boys? Today?
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: You're like a dude who's.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Been in an iron lung for sixty years and you
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: just are laying on your couch as people like come
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: and put salad in your mouth and put TV shows
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: on in front of you.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: I should set up some office hours, like when when, Yeah,
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: when you can stop.
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: Hey a guest book. Yeah, you should have a guest
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: book for Cowork guest but.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Like, hopefully the irs is listening right now, because this
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: ship's getting written off.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: Speaking of, I had to text Sass yesterday and say, hey,
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: man h, I'm really sorry to be the bearer of
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: bad news, but I have to send you a ten
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: ninety nine for I paid him. I had to pay
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: him a lot last year.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Not okay, so it can make sense, like, I get
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: why you have.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: To because if I don't do that, then I taxed
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: him the whole I get the whole thing.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: No, I get it. It was just at first I
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: didn't understand it, and I thought you were just taxing
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: me on Venmo payments and I was like, that's insane.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Other people that I sent that message to immediately just
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: sent me their information and you gave me a hard time.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not just trying to throw around my
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: social Security number.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: France is going to do with your social security That's.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: What I didn't know. I was shocked to have this
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: request from him.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: France just opens up a shell.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Then I understood it.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: If that aim of identity theft selling personal information, I
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: would fucking start with you. Yeah, what am I gonna? Oh? Yeah,
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: knock this guy off. He just hung up his third
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: trap post.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm an easy I'm an easy get because I've
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: been spending so much of my time affecting production and
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: like camera work and audio design. Nobody that I haven't
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: had time to catch up on, like the latest, like
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: taxes and all that shit.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: This is are impenetrable. You're like it is. Your whole
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: net worth exists in multiple shoe boxes under your bed,
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: and it should be due.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Once the one ship goes down in New York City,
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: and like they start dropping bombs on us. You guy
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: are gonna be like, oh shit, how do I get
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: my money? The Nasdaq is closed, they closed the Marke
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: darn Yeah, I'm gonna be like, good thing, Rockland Trust's
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: got my back, my.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: Frequent trips to the Nasdaq to withdraw fucking funds for groceries.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: All my money is in fucking Amazon stock.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: You always got money. I'm gonna money, Mark, I got
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: money market.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: That is correct. That's the right way to do it,
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: right now. Five to five and.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Seltzer from the refrigerator. Can you guys try not to
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: break the entire stream while I'm gone.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: We are going to watch as hundreds, if not thousands
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: of new viewers stream in.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Finally, so we just paid us in pounds, which means
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: that we're getting that overseas money.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Is that right now?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're getting over I wonder about the conversion rate?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Is the pound stronger?
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Uh? Yeah?
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, So we just got more than nine ninety.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: One and a half maybe one point three.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: So we just got like thirteen quid Ooh, I like that.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: I got a question. I have another. I've asked you
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: guys about this, but I have a developing situation that
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: needs more insight. So this whole my my wife's friend's wedding, Yeah, situation,
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: you know. I I the wedding is tough to get to. Yes,
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: I want to go to Japan. Do you guys know Japan.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: I've heard, I've heard, I've caught wind of Japan. That's
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: the that's the place from Oppenheimer.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: Right, they're right.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: They have that one like city where there's like nothing
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: in it. There's like nothing going on in that one city. Yeah,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I'm bumping the stream right now, keep talking Oppenheimer.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Japan. So I wanted to go to Japan, but this
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: wedding is going to be the trip that takes the
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: place of Japan.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: Because it's so expensive.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, my wife got invited to go to Copenhagen
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: with a friend in a couple of months. If she
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: goes on that, Am I allowed to go to Japan alone?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Why can't we? We can't go with you? Which you're
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: just fully.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Boys to Japan.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I want to go to Japan.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: I actually think you like Japan.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: I think I would too. I think you'd like it.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: I know I would. But it's just a flight. I
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: don't know. That flight sounds my first class.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: We're going to fly first class and it's going to
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: be really cool.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: Well, which one you guys are gonna pay for my flight?
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Well, well you must have some miles at this point
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: you must cobble some miles together, dude.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: A first class flight to Japan is how much money?
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Twenty thousand dollars?
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: No, we go business and it would be what is
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: the diffuses big flights? If you pay with miles, like,
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: we could potentially get it down with your.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Credit card roulette. Wait, so when you fly business class
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: on those like super long flights, it's pretty much first class.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: Sometimes those long flights don't have a first class and
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: a business class. They only have business class. Okay, So
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: is that business is always going to be a lie
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: flat bed and full meal service? So like Delta's that's business.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nice Delta one boys. I don't know if you.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: Heard did it? We did do it? I made him,
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: what do you mean?
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: We did Delta one San Francisco.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: We flew Delta one to San fran It was awesome.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: It was hilarious. Did not sleep. The whole reason I
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: got it was because like, I had something the night before,
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: and I was like, I want to be able to
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: sleep on the plane. It's like an eight hour flight.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Francis stayed awake the entire flight, playing a game on
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: the Delta, like twenty four.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: He introduced me. I never else, never knew the rules,
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: and he showed me how to play, and then he
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: was like, I beat this in five minutes.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: The problem with the laydown beds and playing a game
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: on screen though, or did you have to lean forward
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: or was there a little controller.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: I reclined the seat just to know that I had
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: And then I sat up, slept four hours, and I
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: woke up and he hadn't skipped it. I had a
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: migraine headache all day as a result of not being
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: able to stop playing.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: It was very funny. It was funny because like I
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: play video games for like eight hours a day, and
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: you play a video game for like three hours, and just.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: The numbers, Like that scene from Limitless where he's like
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: becomes a day trader France.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: I had to lay down in the green room.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: I had to.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's still one hundred percent worth it, because
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: it's not only fun in and of itself to be
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: on that flight, but there's two other levels that make
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: it even more fun. One, you know how shitty of
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: a time you would have been having if you were
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: in a different in a different part of the plane.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: And two, you know how shitty a time everybody else
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: is having it in the back and you're up here
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: enjoying yourself. They're giving you fucking beef short rib and
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: fucking unlimited pino grigio. You're fucking living.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and you get to eat whenever you want.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: On the really good ones, there's no there's no schedules,
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: set meal sales time. You can order whenever, and it's
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: always worth a trip back into steerage to really see how.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Like Cheerio's getting ground into the carpet, just awful, naughty
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: kids and screaming, the morbidly obese taking up seats that aren't.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: There, service animals of all different geni and kingdoms and species.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: Has you guys been seeing those videos of the people
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: getting like the seatbelt extension on my flight did, And
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: they're like and they're always like snarky about it. They're like,
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: of course Delta didn't have it ready. It's yeah, they
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: probably didn't expect a fucking six hundred pound person along
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: on the plane.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: And I felt really bad this woman had had to
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: get one. She goes, I could tell it was gonna happen,
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: and she's like she was she was like a relatively
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: put together woman, but she just had a really big belly.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: But she was like wearing makeup and she was kind
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: of you know, yeah, she's not like normal fat folk. Yeah,
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: she wasn't like a white trash, you know mess. She's
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: wearing one of those fat like shirts that you look
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: like you wore out of a hospital.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: Just one garment.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: She didn't have one, like a mullet. She was you know,
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: lip gloss and makeup, and her hair looked nice and
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: but she had a really large belly, and I felt
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: really bad.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: And she was your fault.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: She tried to get the regular seat belt to work.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she had no idea.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: And it was it was like watching someone try to
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: lasso the moon.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: It is hilarious to sit down be like, I guess
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: I'll give it a shot, Like you know, it's.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Like when we hold our dog down for a bath.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: All right, So anyway, I felt bad, but it clearly
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: Harry made me laugh about it.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: But it's like, yeah, no, I feel bad too, but
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: it is funny.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: It's like when people you ever see someone slice through
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: a wheel of cheese with the string cheese seals of.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: You nasty. That's not me, that was Francis.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: You're over here laugh.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: I didn't say it.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: No, I mean it's tough because it's like trying to
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: squeeze into pants that you know aren't your size or
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: You know, dud.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, if you're weigh that much and you go
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: onto a plane, first of all, it's probably not your
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: first flight. You probably know you've used the seatbelt extension before.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: That's like, yeah, it's like it's like going it's like
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: being a size thirty six waist and being like, I
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: guess I'll try on the size twenty eight's. I mean
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: it's worth a shot. Yeah, And then they eight through.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: That may not be true because there may not be
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: a standard length for seat belts. There may be certain
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: airplanes that have bigger seat belts than others. And on
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: a previous flight it worked, and on this one you're thinking.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: You think there's never been a better time to be fat.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, uh no, that's I disagree with that.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: Okay, here it out because.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: A sign of well, yeah, right means I can afford
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: to eat. I have no want.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: But what about plus size models? Yeah, but that's like
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: four people.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: That's Ashley Graham And she's like in really good shape.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Isn't the Yeah, isn't there only like a couple like
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: big plus sized model? There's tons of them, look at
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: any like bustops.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: I think I think we can all agree there are
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: too many.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: But the point is that this particular woman had to
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: call the flight attendant and she said, I think she
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: said to her quietly, she goes, I think your seat
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: belts too small.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Intend I'm like, don't blame me, it's not my seat belt.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: That's what said. Oh, I thought that's what the flight
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: attendant said to her. At that point, I'd be I'd
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: be like, I'm gonna make it fit.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: I think if the.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: Flight attendant came up and I was like, we're gonna
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: have to get you a bigger seat belt.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: My point, my point in asking that question is if
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: my point in asking that question is that I think
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: it is one of the best times to be really fat,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: and I think that there's no shame in asking for
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: the extension. I think if you have asked for the extension,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: the fact that they have the extension.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: We should just all start getting the extension.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Why not just have fucking lasso like long ass fucking
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: what We're in a.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Movie where they're all throwing the jersey down.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Rudy put the delta.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: I will take.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: That's what I was thinking of.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you were thinking of Rudy.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't throw their jerseys down.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: I know he's the wrong example. I was thinking of
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: something where they all, what is that noise? Enough enough
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: of that? I spent all goddamn day.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: We got this pod back on track because we started
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: I didn't even think it.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Was people watch. This is like our one of our
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: highest concurrence ever run.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: It up, run it up.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: He's the yak must have ended early.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Tele friend to tele a friend.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: I think it would be imagine. I can't imagine having
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: a flight attendant, Like that's worst case scenario.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: You know that have you ever used a moving van?
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Have you ever used like a U haul? You know
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: the straps that they have on the side of the
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: U haul that you like strap strap furniture to the
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: wall of the U haul with these like super long,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: but you can ratchet it to the point where even
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: if you like barrel roll the fucking U haul van,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: nothing is moving in there. They should have that on
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: everybody's what's gonna cost a little bit extra fabric? What's
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: holding them back from having the extension on everybody? The
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: fact that they have the extenders. Like we want you
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: to tell us, we want you to admit to us
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: that you're that you're fat. It's American Airlines.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: It is on Frontier, They're like, we're gonna have to
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: put you down with the checked bags, strap you into
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: the plane.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: On a last they're like, we're gonna have you plug
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: up this door hole, oh man, and what is it?
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: So on Southwest. Now, the one is that you can request.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Two seats, but I mean you have the pay for
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: room right now.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: I don't think. I don't know, so I just know
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: that Tim Dillon said on his podcast that uh In
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: in ten years is gonna be thirteen people on each flights.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: A hilarious number because it implies that one person so
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: fat they're taking up both sides of the eye one one, one,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: one and then one all the way across a big
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: fat one.
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: What do you see, boy? I need to I need Tom's.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: I got a terrible stomach ache from what I had
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: a sandwich before that. I took one bite of and
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: I was like, this is going to get me food poisoning.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: You also have a half drunk bottle of chilula that
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: wasn't there. I've never seen somebody fucking slamming chilula like that.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: You were the one that was using my chilula last
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: time on Monday, and then I left it open.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: No, I was not using.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: I was not using. I'm not even kidding. I was
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: genuinely annoyed that you left it open.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: It wasn't I was not using us my chilu.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: If you leave it open, I love Yeah, Shlula is
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: the best likely that she was using an me up
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: and said that they were going to send me some.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: They sent me some bottles. I want some more.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Eleven eleven viewers make a wish. Boys, what the fuck.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: Is truff Trump is the Trusfle infused hot sauce and
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: it is awesome? Awesome?
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Do you guys ever get tired that ship on everything?
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Do you ever get tired of Truffle flavor?
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: Dude?
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: You get your beard lined up today? No, that shit
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: looks clean, thanks, brother.
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: I think Truffle is a scam to some degree.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: That's what I like that truff sauce. A fan of Truffle,
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, some restaurants that point
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: before you did, I know, but I was agreeing with you.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: That's a good point. But I can't say I don't
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: like Truffle because I like Truff's sauce a lot.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's Truffle in you. That's trouble oil. That's
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: the essence of truffle. When you actually say I'm going
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: to get this pasta dish and they say, well, for
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: forty dollars more, we'll come over and shave. You know,
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: the back of a fucking mushroom that was found by
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: the snout of a pig in the French Woods.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 44:33
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Or Pennsylvania, do they?
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Kennett Square is the mushroom capital of maybe the world,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: definitely the United States. I'm on Kennet Square, pennsylvani We
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: should do a podcast down there.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: That would be cool.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Some lions main mushroom.
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: Did you find? Did you see that Nicholas Cage movie
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: where he has his pig pig? Yeah, did you see that?
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: It's awesome? You would like that pig.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: Isn't that?
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: It's basically if you saw that movie, you would start
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: living like this guy. You are a chef who moves
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: out to the woods, lives in a cabin, and only
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: eats mushrooms that his prize pig finds and like boils
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: them down, cooks them meticulously, and is completely subsists subsides.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: I can't say that's something I would see myself getting
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: involved in, but I do like it. The tricky part
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: things I don't like mushrooms. Hate them. Actually, Oh, that'll change.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: I used to have to go upstairs when my mom
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: would saute mushrooms.
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: What.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I used to have to leave the room because
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: I thought they smelled so bad.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Don't mushrooms take on the smell of things around or No,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: they take on the taste of things around them.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: Have you ever heard that?
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: No?
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: But I'm also not very familiar with the mushroom world
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: because I don't like the taste of them.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they code switch. The code switch kind of like
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: your boy. Yeah, you're a code switcher big time.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: I don't know about that. And I also don't know
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: that you speak with black scent.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: I was listening to you on that podcast and I
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: was trying to find it, and I was like, I
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: don't think you do.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: I don't think you do.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: Maybe when you're spitting ball right, but that's you just.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: Have a voice that works for everybody.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Sam Twent was on my ass.
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: He doesn't lie of those things, and it bothers me
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: when people switch voices.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Why would he lie? That is a big comedian thing
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: to go on stage and be like, man, what's up
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: with y'all? Crazy motherfuckers and then get off stage and
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: be like, yeah, man, they're fun, They're not bad. Devin
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Costa made the funniest video about that.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: Maxino your four one K contribution I know we get
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: paid mostly cash.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I used to have a wrong iray, but
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: I started to make too much. Yeah, Devin Costa did
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: do that video, the cool comic video.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Bro that Drake is crazy, goes, he goes, Drake is
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Drake is emotional?
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: That's what he says.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, he Their podcast is so funny, Yeah, very funny.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: You see what Ben Avery's doing right now?
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, have you seen this with his kid Ben Avery?
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: Just the sketches. No, he's doing a He's doing this
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: thing where he is replying to like he's being like
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: a super liberal Twitter guy and he's trying to see
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: how much money he can make on Twitter. Like he's
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: like farming impressions.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: On like Kyle Rittenhouse videos. He'll be like, why don't
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: you sit this one out, buddy, And he's making money
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: off of it. Yeah, it's lovely.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: You know, I didn't even know you could do that, dude.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: If any viral tweet that you see, look at the
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: replies and it's all just other people trying to get
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: impressions off of that tweet.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: If you have a viral tweet, can you make real
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: money on Twitter? Yeah?
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but do you have to sign up for Twitter
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: x or whatever.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: Dude, those the one.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: That did pretty well. The other day, I had one
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: that had seventeen thousand likes.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Dude, those you're leaving money on them? How much what
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I have made seventeen thousand dollars?
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: No, but those big accounts like those like like fucking
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: those football accounts like dot dollar for climbing or whatever.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: His name is Don Climon and like like Don, Yeah,
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: those guys are probably making like I don't know, well,
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: i'd probably say over ten, come on.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Rug or whatever that is, or like end wokeness, end
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: wokeness is probably they're probably billionaires.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know who's doing it is Billy football.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: Crazy.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Billy football is trying to do it crazy people gets.
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: Yes, that one.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: They're probably billionaires. That's killing it.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: Those people that are posting videos of other people dying
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: are making millions of dollars.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: It makes you think that they're killing the people. Yeah,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: that they're like secretly filming themselves kill people because there's
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: so much fucking money in it. There's never been more
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: money in the death of others.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, have you guys seen Billy football trying to do it? No,
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: you haven't been paying attention to this.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: I didn't even know he was alive.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: Billy Dude, Billy Football has been like uploading viral videos
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: and being like, we still haven't gotten to the bottom
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: of this. He posted the one in the with the
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: kid in the vase. He posted it like twenty four
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: hours after it happened and was like, we still haven't
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: is this kids still in the vase?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: It's so funny because people who do that don't even
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: change the captions. No, they just see the video. I'll
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: be like, I know what the caption is. Like there's
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: the guy who's getting his chest tattooed and they're like,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: this is Bro's last tattoo. Yeah, and he's like sweating
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: on the table. I saw that when this morning, and
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, I know what this caption is about
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: to be before I even look at the caption, because
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: it's We're just in an absolute circle. Repect the spiral.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: Respect of Max Crosby's tattoos.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: I love Max Crosby and I hated him at first,
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: and now I've turned I've gone full search.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: Don't you think that he code switches?
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: Yes, definitely. Don't you got to hold it?
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, I think that he's Uh.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: Do you think he says the lad word in his
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: private time?
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: Absolutely?
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: I think so too.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: I think I've ever been more sure of anything.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: But is he so good at football that people are
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: okay with.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: It or something? I think so. No, he was.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: He's the type of dude who like, uh, he's on
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: the box saying it and everybody is like busting up
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: laughing at whatever he says.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Seeing the video of him, that's why I'm about to
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: say it.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: From Yeah, Yeah he's I mean he is. Also, he
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: was in barstool videos, like the NFL Draft video like
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: four years ag though, real, like he was so down
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: to do stuff. He's so cool. He's a friend of
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: both sides.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah cool.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: He plays for the black team and the white team.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's what everyone's saying, that he'll be on the
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: black team.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Wow, that would be amazing.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: I just love I love I love how he does
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: that thing where he goes up to the quarterback after
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: he like hits him and he just gives him a
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: little nudge, give us a little tap from the Then
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Mahomes has a fucking psychotic break when he does it.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Did you see what he was saying to Gardner? Minshew, Yeah,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: like little that boy, that boy. You see he keeps
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: from calling me a little lass boy, like I'm little.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I'm a little out here but not out in.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: The real world.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: That's literally what he said. I think I'm that little.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I truly don't believe that I'm that little boy.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: Max Crosby keeps coming up to me saying I'm a
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: little boy. It was so funny. Minh you a lot too.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: I know. Well, he actually could get a couple of
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: reps on the Black team.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Honestly, he's just really he's so unabashedly himself. I think
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: that they they appreciate that country ship.
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: She's a country we could go to in Japan.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: Doesn't Minces you live in a van?
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: They might have.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know he has that. He has that Jenna sik. Wow.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: They say that he lives in a van outside of
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: football season. Who's they? The media? Really? He like goes
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: down to Florida and lives in a van.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: Oh you're thinking about the Dolphins.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: You're thinking of Tyreek Hill. He lives in a van
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: because his house put out. Yeah, that's my dog. Who
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: do you guys have this weekend? Give me give me
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: some picture of the NFL talk.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: Let's talk, dude.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: I put together a parlay and then didn't pick it
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: because I'm not confident that the Eagles are going to
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: be the Bucks.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: To be fully honest, I mean that I'm not that
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: confident about it either.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: Honestly, the obvious ones I don't know must go through
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: the whole slate. The game that I'm most looking forward
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: to is definitely Dolphins Chiefs.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: So Cleveland Houston is the first game on Saturday. Who
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: do you boys have?
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: I got Cleveland Cleveland? They think, I think Joe Flaco.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I forgot about Flacco.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: In Houston and Cleveland has the better or Houston has
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: the better quarterback.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: No, it's gonna be yeah in Cleveland and.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Then Miami at Kansas City the night game.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: So as much as I want the Dolphins to win,
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: I just don't think Tua can compete against good teams.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: He seems like he just crumbles. Tua. Yeah, I mean, dude,
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: you watch to against like the Broncos or some ship,
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: and it's like it's not even like like I get it,
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: like the Broncos played like Ship that game, but it's
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: also like Tua is playing unbelievably well these passes are
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: like spot on every single time.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: But Jayleen Wattle was out last game against the Bills. Yeah,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I know, but their whole defense is face.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: Is it better health now?
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Couple of weeks two was also the last two weeks
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: when TUA played. Who did they played? They played the Bills?
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: And who they played the week before? Stop they played
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: the week before?
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I was just lost four Bills.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: They played a giant, no good Jets, the Jets. Yeah, no, Cowboys, Cowboys.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: They beat the Cowboys. But when they when they were
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: playing the cow they also they lost to the Cowboys
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: earlier in the season. No, they lost the Cowboys.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: A couple of weeks they beat them, did they?
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: It was a big upset. People were impressed.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna look that up in Dallas. Are you sure
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: about that?
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: That's hard to say so. Uh, But they're out.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: They're out.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Van Ginkeles hurt, Bradley Chubbs hurt, Jalen Phillips is hurt.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: All their best pass rushers are hurt.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: I didn't know they won. I forgot. I thought they
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: lost that game.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: I was watching it more closer than you have been,
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: much more than you do.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Francis is the top ball man on the show.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Would have been second, but im.
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: And then you're way down.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're way down. I would Yeah, probably, I wouldn't
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: love I'm not denying that. I would love nothing more
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: than the than the Dolphins to beat the Chiefs. That
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: would make my entire week. Why why do you hate
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: the Chiefs so much? I just hate Patrick Mahomes. Why
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: just not me? Not for me?
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: There was a clip I saw of someone doing an
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: impression of Patrick Patrick Mahomes on Instagram. It was really funny.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: He was walking around like this the whole time. He
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: was just going, oh yeah, yeah, I saw that.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was hilarious.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: They were calling him gay.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: It would be I mean, he'd be a good first
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: gay guy, first gay quarterback to have. All the time
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: they used to say Jeff Garcia was gay. Tarall Owens
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: used to say it while he was in the league. Well,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I think while he was on his team. Yeah, he
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: was like, well, if it looks like a duck and
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: quacks like a duck, if it walks like a duck
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: and quacks like a duck, like my home boy said,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: it must be a duck.
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: Probably Glaze is like a glazed Duckhoh my god.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Imagine a nice duck, Laurente, a nice, beautiful glaze gay duck.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: Do you guys like China?
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: Find China?
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: No? No, the country nation? I don't.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: Have you guys ever spent time in Chinatown? Oh?
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, Chinatown and New Yek's in New York? Awesome?
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: I love?
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: This is what people say. But I don't feel like
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: I know where to go because I go there and
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: I feel very best.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Best thing to do is if you walk around and
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: you look at the places that have a huge line
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: outside of them, and that's where people are. That's like
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: a good as spot.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: What are those places that the that you go and
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: you go sit down and they bring around the carts
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: and it's like.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: You're just thinking a fog to chow?
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: No, I did it in I did it in Chinatown?
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: Is that what it's called? Fog to chow?
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: That's a Brazilian steakhouse.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: It's like one of those places where you walk in
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: and then they just bring around carts of food and
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: you all take that.
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: Take that.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I mean they do that a fog to chow. Are
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: you sure you weren't in a fogo to chow in Chinatown.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe it's a poo poop ladder. Perhaps
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: I forget what it's it's a type of restaurant. I
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: forget what it's called. Whatever, We'll move on.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Steakhouse. I think that Chinatown.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: I don't think I'm mixing it up with a steakhouse.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: They're thinking of steak.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: They're thinking of the classic American steakhouse in Chinatown.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: Dim So Dim Summ. Course, they were the first, the
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: first course on.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Cars, dumplings, that's their main thing. You just went to
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: a big dim some place. I went to one in
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: Toronto was one of the best responts.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I've ever better than you. So Francis topm. I'm so
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: you're way I need you to move over like three feet.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: What do you mean? It's just crazy in the.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Dude, you're in camp, you're in frame by almost the
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: same amount of space that me and Rona.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: But he's stronger than he's bigger than us.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: Dim Sum. We those places are crazy.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: We got to all go to a dim Sum spot
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: maybe Amm.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's get to the live pod at dim Sum.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: But Chinatown in the in New York is the most
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: European feeling part of the city in the way that
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: the streets are like on weird angles. They're very narrow streets,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: kind of running into each other. It feels like, uh,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: like an old town in like fucking Barcelona, or like
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: a fucking back alley in Britain or some shit like that.
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: Interesting. I haven't looked around the uh architecture. I was
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: usually too distracted by the live birds.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the live birds, fish, the duck dangling in windows.
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: All kinds of interesting things. There's a it's a it's
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: a fiesta, sights and sounds.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: It really is. In trinkets, lots of trinkets.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: For sale, great, great cheap trinkets, but made in Thailand,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: ironically and ironic.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: That is very ironic, don't you think. Yeah, Chinatown's nice.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: It's a little hectic, a little too hectic for me.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: I prefer to stay in the village. But uh, I
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: don't dislike it.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that I stay in my apartment.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah I do.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: If they if someone brought Chinatown to you, if a
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: man just brought a fucking stick with like eight ducks
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: hanging off of it and you could pick yours for you,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: if they brought the cart of dim sum through your apartment.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Maybe you'd enjoy it.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't hate that. That would actually be pretty fun.
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: Since you like fish so much, would you let us
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: get you a fish tank with fish? Would you want that?
• 57:59
  Speaker 9: No?
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: What about?
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: What about one of those trouts that like pop off
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: the wall and sing like that.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: Would be cool? I was definitely take one.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: Awesome, God damn it. Okay, so Ron's best guest gift, giver.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Your second best, second.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: Best, and you're you're on here, not even in the conversation.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's crazy. I gifted you guys with a
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: my presence, you.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Gave meals book, and next thing I know, I have
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: resting blackface.
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: I actually bought Roan.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: When I'm not thinking about it, all of a sudden, I.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Just broke my fucking heart due oh man.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: So great gifts. Thanks so much.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Every time I see it, every time I crack it
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: open to read it, I I'm reminded of my greatest flows.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: We were having sam Town on the pod and I
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: and I and I bought the book for Ron and
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: told him to read it before he comes on. It
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: was one hour before it was it was months before
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: because he hit me up.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Mon, No, no, you bought it for me after he
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: came on the pod.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: Sure about that? Positive one thousand? How come every time
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: I turn my head, your hand is here. What is
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: going on with that? You need.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: With that? I am not doing anything. I saw you
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: playing with your hair, and I thought you need to know.
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: So I got in there just for a little little God,
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: what's the matter with that?
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: When it flips out? It looks way cute.
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: You got in there, and I said, you don't. You
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: can't see what he's doing. I can, so I will
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: do it for it.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna shave it tonight.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: You're welcome.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: That's the best quality of long hair. When the hat
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: hits it and it gets the little poof out from underneath.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: That's cool.
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: The wave, the coolest hell. That's what Frances hair used
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: to look like. A young flow, the old orange lettuce,
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: some salad, yeah, some Julianne carrots just popping out from
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: underneath it. You guys see Hunter Biden walk out of congres?
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Was it?
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: Where where do you walk out of today?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I think a whorehouse?
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: Now there was a there was he was laptop, he
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: was in congress or something and he walked out and
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: then there was like the Papa Rozzi was chasing him.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: And then some some dude behind the camera goes, Hunter,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: what's your favorite type of crack to smoke? And he
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: just goes and keeps walking.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: As I like, it's weak.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: You like purple haze?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Do you like gelato?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: That question was killing him.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: They not just put him somewhere quiet.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: I think he's on trial right now so he can't
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: get get away from it.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: I was thinking this, did you just like him? Just
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: give him an apartment like this.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: Put him somewhere quiet, give.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: Him a shipload of crack and a shipload of child
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: porn and just be like, dude, just have at it
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: for the rest of your life. Just dissolve here.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he should be living in one of those hypotheticals
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: where it's like, could you stay in this room for
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty million.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: Dollars and mister beast video, Yeah, that's what thrives in.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: Where does he get the bundy to do those Ukraine?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: Ukraine?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: It's definitely from the Ukraine.
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  Speaker 4: Oh oh, mister Beast, I don't know. I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: It's from all the he puts all his money his
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  Speaker 1: YouTube money back into YouTube and massive sponsorships.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and his chocolate bars. That keeps what he said.
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  Speaker 4: He said that his he said that he sponsors his
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: own videos with his own products so that his own
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: products do well. Oh it's interesting. I don't know if
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: that's logical, but I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean he's he's he made what thirty five million dollars
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: last year, probably maybe more than that, seventy million dollars
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: last year.
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  Speaker 4: If he skipped one video, he probably would have been
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: like two hundred million dollars.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Poor guy.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Now he's trapped, but he loves it.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: Poor bastard.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Poor fucking I mean that happened a form of autism.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: I think that poor bastard Jimmy, he just mastered YouTube. Yeah,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: he'll be selling courses in twenty years, he said.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: He said he spent ten dollars or ten hours a
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: day talking with his friends about YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's imagine on YouTube for ten Yeah.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: When when did he.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: Do that to get in on that circle? When when
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: he was coming up, I mean he was on. He
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: would be on like on discord with other YouTubers or
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: want to be YouTubers and they would all talk shop
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: for hours.
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  Speaker 1: For ten hours a day, And I don't doubt that
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: that was the actual number of it.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: No, not at all, Jesus, but that is insane.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't talk about anything for ten hours a day.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm trying to think we could talk stand up
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: for ten hours a day. Probably, Yeah, but if Sue
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: not too far in, it would become you just talking.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: It would get very repetitive, very fast.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Let's go through the rest of the slagh.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: Did you watch Pete Davidson special? No, dude, funny?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Why are you guys shocked about that? Because his
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: last one was not funny? You're never getting booked on one.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: You're never going to open up for dat is your career.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: I mean I thought I was laughing. I laughed a lot.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: I was surprised, and I'm not. I thinks I'm not
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: that surprised. He was working that out at the cellar.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean his first special that he ever put
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: out was like one of the first specials I ever
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: listened to when he's a kid. Yeah, and I remember
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: because that was when I that was when I found
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: out that you could listen to comedy and not watch comedy.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: He was like a Comedy Central Presents or yeah.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: And it was like I remember I listened to it
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: on Spotify and math class in ninth grade and I
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: was like dying laughing.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: And then he went to wilden Out Right, he did
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: Wilden Out. I think he was on Wilden Out. I
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: didn't know that wrong about that.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that. I don't know if that's true.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: He was honest and no when he was nineteen.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: I think he did Wilden Out for a season.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Damn, we want to go through the rest of this slater.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: You guys want to glaze Davis a little later? Yeah, waist,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he needs more glazing. I just saw him
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: walking out of Emily Radishkowski's apartment on your exact block, neighbors, Yeah,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: dragging a fucking his cock over your shoulder like a
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Continental soldier. Pittsburgh at Buffalo Buffalo game though, I like that.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: T J Watt, No, t J Watt.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: I think Buffalo is gonna wax him.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, wax Green Bay at Dallas upset alert, Dallas easily,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Dallas alert.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: And I'm not even trying to glaze Dallas by thirty.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna run away with one by thirty blazing, blazing,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: get your.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: Glazer out of here, tucking.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, okay, Rams at Detroit, Detroit.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: Detroit, like the Rams and that one Detroit there, Gibbs
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: unbelievably good, and then she might be Himothy.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Jami Yeah uh and on him. Eagles at Eagles at
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Tampa Bay.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: All right, well that's before that podcast. So you guys
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: you picked all higher seeds.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: What do you mean you picked no upsets? I took
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: the Rams.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, there you go. Francis has at least a Settle ball.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: So Francis balls up here here and then your balls
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: are way down here. Yeah, no, you t square bets.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: I don't. I don't want to.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: I don't want to say the Eagles are gonna lose
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: because because deep down, I genuinely think the Eagles are
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: gonna win. But that's my problem because I'm not I
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: always just think the teams that I want to win
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: are gonna win, and then they never do. So I
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: think the Eagles are gonna win. I think the favorite. Yeah,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: but that's because they just have a good record.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: But that means you're still you're still chalk, then, bro,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to glaze, but it sounds like you.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: I think the Busts are probably gonna win. I'm probably
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: going to bet on the Eagles, okay and go down
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: in a blaze of glory. Yeah, I think Green Bay
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: could upset the Cowboys, but I also.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: Don't hate the Cowboys. I like betting on CD Lamb
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: because it's the lock.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: He's cool.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's cool. He's a cool guy.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: CDs, CD's nuts, all right, And that's that's where we
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: end it. Wait, is that the whole slate six games?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to uh stream that Monday night game
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: in Schiraq? Yeah? What do you guys? What should do?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: Monday bullets out there? I'll be safe out there, dude.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: People get pissed off when we say nasty stuff about Chicago.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: Well it's a dangerous city.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so dangerous, Like they'll if you say something mean
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: about they will.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we've all got guns out there. They'll hold you
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: up at some point. Sometimes I have nightmares about like
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: the danger in Chicago.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: Have knife marries, bro, I can come out with the
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: fucking blade on me. So what should we do about it?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Are you guys gonna you? Guys want to record? The
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: two of you want to record on Monday, or should
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: be anything or should we smash one on Friday?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: Monday's Martin Oh Ship.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: Inspects.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: But uh, I just don't want there to be an
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: episode where we don't talk any ball. Can we we
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: could do we can record on Friday.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: What about what about tomorrow?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: I have literally nothing to do tomorrow, but.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: I just don't want to like we're gonna have not
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: we won't be able to talk about the slate. It's
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: the only thing if we record tomorrow.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: If we record Friday able to talk about this.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Either we could record Sunday, the Slate will still be happening.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not We're not going to come over here on Sunday.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: Tack Dave. I'm putting. I'm trying to put in the work.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: But we don't have to do Sunday. I know you
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: guys got to enjoy your weekend.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: You're trying to put in.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: The work like a paraplegic where people just come to
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: you with a spoonful of yogurt.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: I'll bring bro I can bring the studio to you. Guys,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: just say the words. Unless we go live and has
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: to be here, let's one gigodbyte person think about this.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: After the show bro.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: People like to hear this ship. This is inside ball.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Inside barstool inside. Now the barstool radio is changing hands.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: We need to we need to pick up the mantle
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: and talk about the fucking dirty ins and outs of
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: barstool like all the people that are gonna Oh, dude,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: I have some good ass gossip as soon as we
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: slam this shut.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: Oh you always bring the best SIPs, some good sip
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: for your boys.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: He does have good guys here. But you'll find out.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: You'll find out very soon. All right, thank you guys
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: very much for listening. We will be back on Monday.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: No bye, good bye. Don't spill any gossip yet. I'm
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: not make sure this is actually off. That was good.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: That was a fun episode. Was the numbers kept on
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: going up?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, twelve hundred people listening by the end, almost
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: thirteen or twelve ninety nine.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: Was repeat that.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: I think, dude, that was crazy. That thing in the
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: beginning on Monday, the the fucking thing that was freezing.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: It's because of this this reactions thing. If you turn
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: reactions on it, it does reactions. I guess us turn
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: that ship off.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: I gotta figuring it out.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: Though audio is crisp too very That sounded great. That
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: sounded better than last week. Yeah, so let me know
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: when it's off.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: It's off.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: Oh wait, let me this is do you want to