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  This is the Whitfield Report live with Sam Whitfield.
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  But giving offense is good. In fact, it's essential.
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  Well, good evening, folks, and welcome to tonight's Whitfield
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  Report. I'm your host, Sam Whitfield
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  here live from right to Fund Media Studios in the Super
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  secret bunker location tonight, you know?
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  Way deep underground. Way deep underground.
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  I'm in my I'm in my authors lair in fact.
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  So because you know, I, I have, I have the money to do that now
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  because so many people were nice enough to go and buy American
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  Inferno out now in payback and ebook on day one.
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  And I believe that it makes my prediction correct.
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  Sam, this is your biggest book launch yet.
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  Yes yes easily like I, I like I usually don't even give numbers,
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  but I so far I have like confirmed like 8 copies that
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  I've sold so far that are just confirmed and that's you know
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  that's. Not a couple of the other people
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  that are saying they're going to order it like immediately are
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  definitely, you know, it's like friends and things.
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  So yeah, it's it's going to be a a pretty good launch for you.
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  Congratulations. You deserve it.
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  People don't understand how hard Sam has worked on this book
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  basically all year. And you put your heart and soul
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  into it. You you wore it on your sleeve.
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  And I hope it pays off way more. This is just the beginning.
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  Yeah, it's, it's kind of been a a, a bit of a whirlwind because
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  I, I first started writing a version of American Inferno and
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  I actually haven't talked at this much on the show before,
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  but actually I actually started writing a completely different
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  version of American Inferno about nine months ago and there.
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  Was always the title you had too.
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  You've you've floated it around like, oh, I'm going to call the
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  next one that. And I was like, yeah.
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  And the. Charlie Kirk thing happened and
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  yeah, definitely changed momentum for all of us.
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  Well, the, the idea always was to kind of cover political
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  violence in America and also to cover the media kind of, you
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  know, disinformation and the, the tribalism that we've.
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  That we the same shit we talk about on the show in literary
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  form, yeah. Yeah.
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  And so that was, oh, that was always the, that was always the
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  kind of the premise of the book. And I was, I had spent like a
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  couple months like making up like trying to make up like
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  horrific scenarios that could have happened, like what what
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  would cause basically a mass panic event.
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  And trying to avoid stuff that actually happens because if it
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  gets too close it gets murky. Yeah.
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  And then and then like unfortunately, because of the
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  Charlie Kirk thing, you know, when that happened, it kind of
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  served as the well, this is a, this event is kind of exactly
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  what I'm talking about. Where where one side is mourning
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  and then the other side is literally celebrating.
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  And there was so much. So literally the day after
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  Charlie's death. So literally like 6 months ago
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  today. Then I started writing the first
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  draft of American Front. But I want to point out to
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  people that say that you were writing it specifically because
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  that on the back of it, I wanted to point out that your idea had
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  always been about political violence, 'cause if you read the
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  other books. And I think that a lot of people
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  that point that out haven't. Right.
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  You've been talking about terrorism in all of them, and
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  domestic violence has gotten more to the forefront.
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  But you know, 'cause it starts out a lot of cartels and like
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  international terrorism, but by the time you got to like Book 4,
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  it's it's a lot of domestic interest floating around in the
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  Shadows of Deception saga that you get the Lazarus.
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  Yeah. You know, there's some so much
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  going on involving terrorism, and that is not surprising
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  because we sit here and talk about the news and all we talk
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  about is how much we hate the violence, the political
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  violence. Every day, like, well, once a
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  week we come on. And that's basically every time
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  we see a terrible attack, all we do is bemoan political violence.
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  Well, it well, and also Andrew Nelson wrote exposed, you know,
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  King earlier this year and he was he was talking about the
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  same thing about how you. Know he and that great companion
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  essay I want to mention that went with it, that you can find
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  on Twitter and under his articles that he wrote about
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  anarcho tyranny. Yeah, I've shared that to a lot
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  of people because they don't know what it means.
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  But essentially the short version is when the cops won't
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  enforce the law, you're under a tyrant by anarchy.
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  Yeah, no government means that the warlord gets to tell you
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  what to do, cuz who's gonna stop him?
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  Yeah, and so and so he was writing out that I I also
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  decided to write about and this is one of the main themes of
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  American Inferno about how out of these agitators are paid
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  groups which we've talked out, you know, if it things and so.
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  And, and a lot of the things that we've been talking about
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  show up in your book, and they're also the things that got
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  us censored for all those years that we were discussing where.
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  Yeah. You know, yes, it used to be.
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  It's crazy. People can just scream about the
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  Epstein files all day now. But if you used to say Boo to a
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  goose about a conspiracy theory like mine, that the CIA has a
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  hand in a lot of things. Yeah.
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  Wild conspiracy theory. You've got to worry that you're
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  going to get Alex Jones for billions of dollars for saying
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  something in the pursuit of truth and also entertainment.
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  Right. Although it is, although it is
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  interesting too, because the way you the way you be selective
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  about like what conspiracy theories you can talk about and
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  what ones you can't like, right? Like and it's funny because the
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  because the the. It's funny to me that now one of
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  the ones you can talk about is Jews, like completely openly
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  that you. Yeah, yeah, you couldn't talk
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  about. No, no, I, no, I, I was, I was
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  going to, I was actually going to bring that very thing up.
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  Like Nick Fundes loves to complain at Big Sense censored
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  like but like half of my YouTube feed is literally like why the
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  Jews are behind everything. Not only that, we got a fucking
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  Jew that comes on the shows, points out some of their the
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  bullshit that they that Jewish people do.
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  Yeah, because he's honest. But also, but, but if you, but
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  if you want to talk out, if you want to talk out like radical
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  Islamic terror, that's stolen. That's stolen, yeah.
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  Oh, can't, can't talk. How about another one, huh, Sam?
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  Every I say this now, every week there's another one.
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  This was in New York City, right?
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  Not to mention there was another big shooting and other stuff we
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  missed. But there's every week we come
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  in and it's either an Islamic terror attack, a trans terror
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  attack or both. Yeah, I mean.
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  I'm sick of I'm sick of having a call for like law and order.
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  But that's, these are the reasons you wrote American
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  Inferno and it and it bleeds through and how much care you
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  put into it. And that's why I want everybody
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  to just pick up a copy. And maybe that's asking a lot,
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  but you know, we don't ask a lot.
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  And we try and provide high quality entertainment.
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  And Sam put a lot into this book.
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  I think it means more than a random episode of this show.
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  So if you really want to support, that's the best thing
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  to do ever by American Inferno by Sam Whitfield.
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  Yeah, I mean, I, I mean, I mean, this show, this show does mean a
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  lot to me. Obviously I've been, I've been
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  doing this for 18, you know, for 18 years.
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  As well, at the very least it's like 9 months worth of work
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  versus anyone given show. Right.
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  And the the other thing too is, is like you said, there's a new
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  there's a new, there's a new like terrorist attack every
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  week. And so I'm, and that's actually
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  one of the themes, like I haven't started writing it out,
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  but I'm actually plotting the fob to American Inferno, which I
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  don't even have a title for yet, but it it's going to it's going
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  to kind of pick up right where this one left off.
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  Well, I mean, in paralleling real life, as some of your shit
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  does, it's like, well, what's happened since then?
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  Yeah. A lot of stuff you could write a
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  spy thriller about. Yeah, we laser hijacked Maduro
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  with sound weapons. Oh, oh, that that one actually
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  is that one actually is going to be it.
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  I I can actually say this. Iranian palace into a crater.
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  Yeah, it would. Most of their fucking government
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  in it. And and by the way, I am still
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  not apologizing for saying rest in peace to the rest in peace to
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  the Ayatollah because yeah, good, good riddance.
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  So, and I hope, I hope his son. Just because we didn't want an
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  all out Bush style war with Iran doesn't mean you have to think
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  that the Ayatollah was the good guy.
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  And if you do, you might be drinking that libertarian juice
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  I keep talking about. There are a lot, there are a lot
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  of people, there are a lot of people drinking that cool
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  Kool-aid and, and people, people who I thought were people who I
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  thought were like. Thing about drinking the
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  libertarian juice like that, Sam, is it's what's their
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  letter. It's all the L's you're going to
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  take. Yeah, pretty big.
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  Big L's too. It doesn't matter.
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  It's funny because if you choose the libertarian path, it it,
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  it's a path of self defeat in a lot of ways.
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  Because it doesn't matter if the Dems win or the Republicans win,
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  you're going to lose. Yeah.
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  Just hate both of them, right? I'm better than the the
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  dichotomy, says the libertarian. I don't have to choose between
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  slave master good and slave master bad.
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  I just say no. And then what happens is some
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  they vote for the good or the bad slave master and you just
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  get the one that everybody chooses.
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  Good luck to you. This is basic Lou Rockwell shit.
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  This is basic con term and Hapa and Rothbard shit.
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  But the libertarians don't even know their own fucking shit
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  because they're retarded. Sorry, sorry.
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  When no, no, go off. See, I, I love it because people
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  think people think that I'm that I'm like the only asshole to
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  libertarians. Which is not, by the way, shout
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  out to Hans Herman Hopper, who retweeted me a couple weeks ago
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  saying this shit. Yeah.
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  Oh yeah, I I saw that. Congratulations.
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  Well, yeah, I I mean, the, the the professor has a storied
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  history and he's been very gracious whenever I've talked to
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  him via e-mail for years. Hans Herman Hapa is an amazing
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  man. And it's a surprising to me how
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  many people will sit there and claim libertarian and they don't
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  even know who he is or don't know who Roth Murray Rothbard
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  is, or don't know some of the newer philosophy out there like
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  Kurt Dolittle. They let me tell you something,
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  libertarians, you could do yourself a big favor.
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  Go check out Kurt Doolittle in the Natural Law Institute.
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  I'll fill in some of the blanks you're missing.
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  A lot of libertarians don't even know who Barry Who?
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  Barry Goldwater. We're starting to get to a point
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  that they're not even familiar with Ron Paul, Sam.
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  Yeah, which is? Pathetic.
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  Yeah. They are and and and and in the
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  name of appeasing these people as if they are some sort of
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  silent majority. We give up so much for to make
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  libertarians stop crying. But now our society is falling
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  apart. Well, and I I, I, I said.
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  Marilyn Manson once said Sam. Old fashioned fascism.
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  We'll take it away. Very true.
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  I mean, I, I think I've said this to you before too.
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  And I, I know I've said this on the show on my own, but like,
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  but, but the, the MAGA movement and Trumpism is pretty much what
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  like libertarian was like 15 years ago.
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  We became the mainstream. Centrist and like at a certain
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  point when people thought Jon Stewart was a bastion of
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  information and hated the war, it was sort of overlap centrist,
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  right, with libertarians. But the problem is is that it's
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  been 15 fucking years. Things have changed just a tad
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  and the center now doesn't like these protests in their streets
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  acting lawlessly. They prefer police to that.
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  This is this is a fact. The center wants mass
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  deportation. Mass deportations.
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  The center wants them all illegals gone.
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  They keep finding this in studies time and time again.
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  680% not just deportation, Sam. They want them all gone.
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  And in the in the center also. CNN polling.
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  Fox and People want a Source. Fox News polling.
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  CNN Polling Reuters on and on, If you ask the average person,
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  do they want deportations, it's not only yes, it's I want mass
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  deportations. And and not only that, but like
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  the center, but like the center now also doesn't want to, you
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  know, cut, cut kids Dicks off either, you know.
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  They're not like in the trans stuff, they're a little more
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  wary than they used to be of even regular gay things in
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  public say, or in that libertarian era I'm talking
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  about. I psych I saw a clip yesterday
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  and I didn't have time to I didn't have time to bookmark it,
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  but there's there's a clip of Bill Maher.
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  Is that like a, is that like a liberal is like at like a big,
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  you know, liberal liberal conference?
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  And basically the, the basically the people that are like, oh,
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  well, you just don't, you just don't understand liberalism
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  anymore. And he basically rips him a new
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  one, saying that, you know, this is this insanity isn't what I
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  you know what I sign up for. And that a lot of people felt
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  that way about Republicans in the odds.
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  And this is what libertarians confused with them being the
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  center. Yeah, there was enough
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  crossover. Look, those wars were shit.
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  That doesn't mean this is the same thing.
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  I'm sorry. I don't feel as damn at all as
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  strongly at this point against the war.
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  I don't like war. I'm always going to say it's not
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  the best option. However, I did bemoan Sam that
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  they were killing the protesters and they did kill those
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  protesters. Yeah.
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  It's really like, how do people defend this?
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  I don't understand. Everybody knows that they
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  sponsor God damn every terror group they can find.
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  And, and also a lot of, I mean, I, I don't want to, I don't want
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  to, you know, I don't want to conjecture too much here, but it
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  does seem like a lot of these voices, you know, like, like
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  Tucker Carlson for sure. I mean, we know he's funded by
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  Qatar. And let's be honest, you know, a
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  lot of these, a lot of these voices who are, you know, who
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  are against I, who are, you know, against the US intervening
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  in Iran, They seem to be propped up by Iran or at least by
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  Iranian proxies. A realist like me, Sam, looks at
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  what's happened in the Middle East in my adult life and says
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  if we did, instead of attacking Saddam, Gaddafi, fucking any of
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  these people, if we'd have just taken out the Ayatollah, then
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  we'd have avoided a lot of fucking dead young American men
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  and women. Yep, and that's what.
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  And that matters a lot to me. Yeah, I.
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  See, I know a lot of people that have served, do serve whatever
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  you want to say, veterans and active duty both, and I
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  understand the realisticness of being in that job situation.
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  It's a job. It's a job you sign up for.
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  It's a tough job too, and getting treated often like shit
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  by the system, by your CEO, by fucking the healthcare system
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  when you get home, the mental health system when you get home.
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  And the veterans do not get nearly enough of what they are
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  promised in many, many ways. And and then we lose them
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  overseas in these misadventures like Iraq and Afghanistan that
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  actually literally could have been prevented if we just took
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  out Iran then. Anybody would say you could deny
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  that all you want, but it's staring you in the face that who
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  did all of these big time dictatorial Muslim regimes in
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  the Middle East go to when they needed help?
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  Yeah, and also I, I played the I played this clip.
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  Ever present threat that Iran would do something to Israel
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  allowed a lot of these bad actors to be much more bold than
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  they would have otherwise as well.
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  Like, you can't deny that Iran is like the centerpiece of the
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  whole fucking thing. And it has been since we, yes,
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  we America, the CIA, come in and fucked with their government 50
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  years ago. Well, it's about fucking time to
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  fix that mistake, because it was a mistake then.
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  Yeah. We shouldn't have intervened
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  actually the time before that either.
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  We should stop intervening and covertly having fucking
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  revolutions. But if we want to take somebody
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  out, frankly I think this is the way to do it.
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  Well and well you know well it ain't.
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  Hell upon them until they're fucking gone.
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  Yeah, exactly. And put as few of our boys and
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  girls are men and women in uniform and out of uniform.
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  By the way, people forget because I, I, I knew a guy that
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  died that was not active duty or anything like that.
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  He was a fucking engineer, wasn't even in the service.
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  People forget that people, not just mercenaries but other non
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  military entities go over there. They're in fucking danger.
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  I don't like any of that right? And I want to minimize it as
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  much as possible. And I think that they should
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  mostly be board guarding the borders, frankly.
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  I I agree. I mean the, the other thing too
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  is I think, you know, I like like I haven't, I haven't
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  actually heard like an Iranian who is actually against us going
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  over there either, which is very, which is very interesting,
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  you know, so. That's actually a good question
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  out and chat there if you want to bring that up.
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  Sam I, I, I think that's a very fair question.
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  I don't know, seems to be in the YouTube chat.
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  I can't quite see it from here completely to read it, but it
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  says how do you write LGBTQ, female and or minority
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  characters in your books without looking like you're on pushing
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  some sort of agenda? That's fair, right, Because like
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  if you're not woke, you wouldn't want to look like that.
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  But like to just like, I don't know, I was like you like I
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  point out with us, we have friends of all different fucking
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  variations. And so writing about people, you
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  know, that happen to be a different race and you wouldn't
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  want to look like you're have an agenda.
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  Yeah, I mean I. You're the writer.
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  I mean, honestly, for that type of thing, like I, I don't
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  really, I don't really, I don't really like write those details
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  and implicitly like, like, you know, XX person is a black, you
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  know, Navy SEAL or something. But I might write something in
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  like more more subtle. Like he says, it do be like
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  that. Yeah, or, or or, you know, so,
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  so and so back at home to, you know, Detroit and was, you know,
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  in, in in the hood or, you know, or so and or so and so went into
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  the military to get out of a gang, you know, a situation
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  which does happen. So and so exclaimed.
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  Oy vey subtlety, Sam. That's how you do it.
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  Well, what, what? Well, I did, I did write, I did
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  write Craig as an engineer into one of one of my books.
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  But the thing with it is I think he, I think I wrote him in as
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  the wrong type of engine engineer because in my in my
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  universe, he's more of like a gadget guy, but he really should
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  be like a doctor because that's what he.
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  So Craig is like your Q? Yeah.
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  I mean that look him and I have discussed.
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  We both do enjoy freezing shit with liquid nitrogen.
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  No, you're, you're no, you're going to love this.
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  I have combined Schmoy and Craig into one character and they're
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  both like the Q the Q type. Oh my God.
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  I I know that. I know.
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  That's frightening to think of, isn't it?
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  See now how I handle minority characters in my work is to be
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  the biggest, most over the top stereotype possible about
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  everybody so that everybody can be mad at once and then get over
• 25:34
  it. Yeah, that, yeah, that's all.
• 25:37
  That's awesome. That's awesome how you do it.
• 25:41
  So I've been, I've been having a lot of fun.
• 25:45
  Have you have you caught up on the, the Max Wolf?
• 25:50
  Who is Max Wolf? Sam I he's calling us dummies.
• 25:57
  He's sending boxes of crap. He, yeah, he, you know, you, you
• 26:03
  better. You better be careful with some,
• 26:05
  with some of that too. I mean, people, people send all
• 26:08
  sorts of weird stuff in the mail these days.
• 26:11
  He said I'm not supposed to touch him, Dick.
• 26:15
  You've knocked Tommy over again. That's right.
• 26:17
  I'll knock him over all I want. What's he going to do?
• 26:21
  He pushed me in the stuff. Sammy pushed me.
• 26:25
  Ah, how are you getting me in trouble?
• 26:28
  This bastard? So for anybody that hasn't
• 26:31
  caught up on the insane wacky adventures, Sam, you started
• 26:37
  this. It's your fault you kicked a guy
• 26:40
  off the show. Well, because, because he was,
• 26:45
  because he, because he was spurging out.
• 26:48
  OK, but so then he comes spurging out at me in an e-mail,
• 26:54
  and I just didn't respond because I was, you know, yeah, I
• 26:57
  was some spurred. And then, like, you don't
• 27:01
  respond to him and he asked to get your attention.
• 27:03
  So I sure. I go outside and I see this big
• 27:07
  dude in a leather jacket, long hair, glasses, beard, and he's
• 27:13
  running away and he's laughing. And then he howls like a wolf.
• 27:20
  And he left this box and it's. It's addressed to RTO media
• 27:24
  dummies, especially that asshole Max Sand.
• 27:30
  And it says it's from Max Wolf, right?
• 27:34
  We open it and this shit was in here.
• 27:36
  Some shit was in there. A cigarette.
• 27:38
  I smoked it. I didn't die.
• 27:40
  You were wrong. And there was a USB like flash
• 27:47
  drive in it and a note and the note said you want this
• 27:50
  motherfucker said he wanted a first of all, he said that the
• 27:55
  guy you kicked off actually died in a tragic bleach incident and
• 28:01
  and now he was not named Max. Wolf.
• 28:08
  And I was like, OK, so it's the same guy, right?
• 28:13
  He's a little weird, but well, I'll hear him out.
• 28:15
  I read the note and he said 101,000.
• 28:19
  I had to pay him for you kicking him off.
• 28:20
  Sam, you humiliated this man and he wanted $101,000 for me or to
• 28:29
  help publish his album. And now I I just got it on Ausb.
• 28:35
  It seems to be some sort of AI Sam and it was country music and
• 28:40
  it was like a crazy person crying and then a song about a
• 28:44
  fish egg. Oh, yeah, I, oh, yeah.
• 28:48
  I, I, I watched that, by the way.
• 28:50
  It was. It was something.
• 28:55
  Yeah, it was something. So I put that off.
• 28:58
  I figured it was good content. The next couple days later I'm
• 29:03
  walking outside and to take out the trap.
• 29:06
  Old times. By the way, I'm just going to
• 29:08
  take out the trash. Apparently this guy hangs out by
• 29:10
  the garbage and I just, I got pushed from behind and I fell
• 29:18
  and I cracked my faces all fucked up.
• 29:20
  You probably see it. I got black eye and everything
• 29:24
  man. Yeah.
• 29:26
  They pushed me down and I cracked my face on this this
• 29:30
  here box and look what it says. Apparently I'm a dummy because I
• 29:36
  had it upside down. RTO media dummies.
• 29:41
  Well, that's not very nice, but you know who is?
• 29:44
  And it had even more gifts for it.
• 29:46
  It says she's nice by the way everybody else bought her and
• 29:51
  full of gifts. There was like bats and cats and
• 29:54
  fucking goth shit and I little gargoyle and I fucking another
• 30:00
  one. But this Sam, this USB, it was a
• 30:02
  fucking wolf head, he said in the note.
• 30:07
  He said it was a new album called The Wolfman Cometh, which
• 30:13
  contained diss track Set us among a song about tits, some
• 30:18
  fire reggae jam that I like and like a song about stalkers.
• 30:25
  And so we put that up last night.
• 30:28
  It was really strange and well, I don't know what.
• 30:33
  Who is Max Wolf the the ball? I asked.
• 30:36
  Rock. Brock who the?
• 30:38
  Fuck, is this guy right? And Brock's like, I don't know.
• 30:42
  We were going over the clues and Grok still Grok doesn't know.
• 30:47
  I don't know. She doesn't know.
• 30:49
  You don't. You might know you had him on
• 30:52
  the show. I mean.
• 30:54
  What do you look like? He he looked kind of weird.
• 30:59
  He you look kind of like your doppelganger, but you never a
• 31:03
  good. Time Sam.
• 31:04
  When he pushed me down, he instead of a leather jacket, he
• 31:08
  was wearing all denim and he had a mullet.
• 31:11
  Weird. And he said drop the bass bitch,
• 31:14
  which I later found out is like a line in the song.
• 31:18
  You know, you know, you know who else might know who It is Our
• 31:23
  good friend Mr. Morpheus. Who is?
• 31:31
  Max Wolf. You just you just you just said
• 31:35
  he came and done him. So maybe it was DSP?
• 31:40
  He says he's from Canada. That's one of the clues.
• 31:43
  Apparently fisheye is a clue. I'm not.
• 31:46
  What is a fisheye? Why does it turn its Dick inside
• 31:52
  out? Oh my God.
• 31:57
  These are the hard hitting questions, Sam.
• 32:01
  I don't, I don't really know why I I don't.
• 32:04
  I don't really know what a Fisher is.
• 32:07
  I have. I have no idea what a fox say is
• 32:10
  either. Well I don't know.
• 32:15
  I got sent to e-mail and it apparently it's probably the
• 32:20
  same guy, but it was like he said he was a music
• 32:23
  documentarian and that he was showing me that that actually
• 32:28
  the fisheye song is an old folk song and it's been covered time
• 32:33
  and time again. And it had it.
• 32:35
  It's full of like there's a funk version.
• 32:38
  There's like a like a 80s like emo version.
• 32:42
  There's, there's just, and they sound live.
• 32:46
  Sam, I don't know what the fisheye is.
• 32:52
  Well, I mean, I mean, do we do we have a clip?
• 32:57
  I mean, do we, I'm looking at your channel and it seems like
• 33:01
  you have like you, you have one of those, you have one of those
• 33:05
  guys uploads so. Well, have you seen the second
• 33:10
  unboxing yet, Sam? I I haven't seen, I haven't seen
• 33:17
  the second one yet. Or hold on though.
• 33:21
  So I realize this guy's probably using AI and I was trying to
• 33:25
  figure it out. So now I have made songs with AI
• 33:31
  out of this show, Sam. And so you should play off of
• 33:37
  the short I just put up right before the show.
• 33:40
  I did it so you could react to the song.
• 33:42
  Sam, This is my debut single. Is it Is it show me that P?
• 33:53
  Is it Is it show me that? Is it show?
• 33:56
  Is it show me that P? It's bad.
• 33:59
  Show me that P. All righty.
• 34:03
  Well, let's let's take a look at it then.
• 34:08
  Love to get your input on this. It's the new single featuring
• 34:11
  Craig, by the way. Yeah, so let me let me go ahead
• 34:21
  and made. Himself Disappear showed his
• 34:27
  book though, which is brilliant readers.
• 34:32
  Buy the book. Buy the book and yeah,
• 34:37
  available. American Inferno available in
• 34:41
  paperback and Kindle edition. Audio book coming very soon and.
• 34:49
  I have a feeling this is going to get one of those famous Sam
• 34:52
  cackles at one point. Real, real quick too.
• 34:56
  I, I, I do want to address Phil and I do want to address Phil in
• 35:00
  the chat. I feel I, I don't know what's
• 35:05
  going on with Rumble Studio Mobile.
• 35:08
  It's not working with the new setup.
• 35:12
  I've asked them to update the app, yeah.
• 35:15
  Everybody's having some problems here and there with it for sure.
• 35:19
  So but anything you want to add and chat, I will be more than
• 35:26
  happy to read, good Sir. But anyway, yeah, so by the
• 35:33
  book. And now let's see this hot new
• 35:37
  single, B Show Me That P by by DJ Max and featuring MC Craig
• 35:53
  Who? Yeah, let's see here.
• 35:56
  You don't know how to do this. You like I do not know how to
• 36:00
  talk to girl. So listen, you just got to walk
• 36:04
  up. You got to be like show me that
• 36:07
  pussy and you run like hell bitch.
• 36:10
  Show me that pussy then you. Run like hell.
• 36:13
  Bitch, show me that pussy, then you run like hell.
• 36:17
  No, they will figure that part on their own, won't they, Craig?
• 36:20
  No, because there's nothing better than sending mixed
• 36:22
  signals. That's true.
• 36:23
  Yeah, that's called nagging. What you do with what you do.
• 36:26
  You walk right up and you say, bitch, show me that pussy and
• 36:29
  then you gotta run. Bitch, show me that pussy.
• 36:32
  And then you gotta run and then you gotta ride and she will be
• 36:39
  like, I fucking love that guy. There's a world where a crippled
• 36:49
  man can smack a woman's ass, and then she turns around and she
• 36:53
  doesn't know what to do, how to process this information.
• 36:57
  And Sam's just like, show me that pussy.
• 37:00
  Then you gotta run. Show me that pussy.
• 37:03
  And then you gotta run, bitch. Show me that pussy and.
• 37:07
  Then you gotta run. Bitch, show me that pussy and
• 37:11
  then you gotta run. Bitch, show me that pussy.
• 37:27
  Show me that pussy. I'm gonna tell all you, young
• 37:30
  man. Well, that was, I mean, if this
• 37:37
  is, I mean, if This is why RAM costs $900 now and we're
• 37:41
  spending all of this money on AI, this is this is AI quality.
• 37:47
  Let me tell her this. This is like the this is the
• 37:49
  opposite of AI swap. You know what's cool is that
• 37:53
  with the new one, if you get the premium plan, you could actually
• 37:58
  I could do production the way I used to, plus AI, which is why
• 38:02
  it's banging. I have a bunch of other like
• 38:05
  absolute Classics already because they're new models.
• 38:10
  Really good if you know how to talk to it.
• 38:13
  Well, yeah, that that's, that's just like when people, when
• 38:16
  people complain out about me using ChatGPT for the for the
• 38:21
  book, I'm not sure that they realize that I'm using the pro
• 38:25
  version. And the way I use it is
• 38:27
  essentially just like a word processor with like, you know,
• 38:32
  AI. It's basically like a writing
• 38:34
  studio basically. OK, but unless you're
• 38:36
  typewritering out your manuscript, you probably you're
• 38:39
  using AI too. Right.
• 38:42
  It's in everything now, you know.
• 38:45
  Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
• 38:47
  I've been having fun with these. Also we we did a version of
• 38:52
  Maxine's song. I I hope you saw that one on
• 38:56
  Twitter that she did in honor of Charlie Kirk.
• 39:01
  Well. I actually more so the death of
• 39:07
  Charlie Kirk definitely moved me to do something.
• 39:12
  It's more. But it was more so seeing the
• 39:15
  people that were asking like how to go to church, how to talk to
• 39:18
  God, and it just made me start thinking about my dad.
• 39:21
  So really, I wrote the song for my dad.
• 39:24
  Yeah. Well, that's what that's
• 39:28
  beautiful and let me see if I can let me go to your profile
• 39:33
  and find it. It's pinned, so it's right at
• 39:38
  the top. Perfect.
• 39:41
  So yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's tough
• 39:53
  to do actually like something meaningful with AI and have it
• 39:57
  come out good. But to do like silly stiff like
• 40:01
  I've been doing it, you know? It thrives off of memes and
• 40:06
  stuff, but her song, it took a couple of really good tries and
• 40:11
  some editing to actually make it good just because of the way
• 40:17
  this AI will spit it out and it's like nothing like you
• 40:19
  envisioned. Yeah.
• 40:22
  But you know, it did come out good and she got a lot of views
• 40:26
  on it, on it, which is cool. She's very excited to people
• 40:30
  like it. That is cool.
• 40:33
  So let me let me share that so. Anybody want a bitch?
• 40:40
  We also make a lot of just straight up content without AI
• 40:44
  to boot so I don't give a shit. Yeah, not, yeah, neither,
• 40:49
  neither do I, I mean that we, we lot, we largely produce this
• 40:54
  show without any AI. Except for me, I'm AI.
• 41:01
  Well, and and Morpheus too, I mean.
• 41:04
  He no, no, his intelligence is real.
• 41:07
  He's just a robot. Well, right, Speaking of
• 41:14
  Speaking of, I think he I think he got rumbled again, but.
• 41:20
  Confined to the moon. Yeah, well, it.
• 41:26
  It'll show up when we need him. He always does.
• 41:29
  Yeah, he always does. But so Maxine, before, before I
• 41:35
  play this song, do you want to like introduce it or anything
• 41:38
  like that? Think I pretty much did.
• 41:46
  My dad was always a person that if there was one thing that he
• 41:50
  could do in his life, it would bring people to God.
• 41:54
  And so I wrote this song based on something that he told me
• 41:59
  when I was questioning that when I was younger.
• 42:01
  And I just kind of hope that, like, his words will like help
• 42:06
  people if they're trying to fight in God.
• 42:09
  That's beautiful so. We miss him a lot.
• 42:14
  Yeah. I, I can tell as you as you 2
• 42:18
  have spoken at him very fondly over just the the few short
• 42:23
  years I've known you. But anyway, so here's here's the
• 42:27
  song. Is there a title or?
• 42:31
  Yes, it's called Hey God, it's me.
• 42:35
  Beautiful. Let's take a listen.
• 42:58
  I can feel the shift in the atmosphere, My soul is crying
• 43:06
  and soul full of fear. Now I feel this presence
• 43:12
  stronger than ever before but I don't know how to start a
• 43:16
  relationship with him again. So I stopped and I remember what
• 43:25
  my daddy told me. He said it's as simple as saying
• 43:33
  hey God it's me and he will listen.
• 43:36
  Just stay within your heart and let his love in and he will
• 43:40
  welcome you with no open arms. Just let His loving.
• 43:51
  I hope you'll welcome you with open arms.
• 43:54
  Just let His loving. I see so many others looking to
• 44:04
  God again and like me, you're struggling to get back to God's
• 44:12
  life. I can feel the pole inside me
• 44:16
  too when I feel moved to share with them what my daddy told me.
• 44:25
  He said it as simple as saying hey God, it's me and he will
• 44:33
  listen. Just say what's in your heart
• 44:35
  and let His love in and He will welcome you with the open arm
• 44:39
  and simple essaying. Hey God, it's me.
• 44:45
  Just say what's in your heart and let His love and let His
• 44:49
  life surround you and let His love give you that comfort
• 44:54
  you've been looking for. I feel this present stronger
• 45:03
  than ever before, but I don't know how to start a relationship
• 45:08
  with him again. Then I remember what my daddy
• 45:16
  told me. He said it's as simple as saying
• 45:19
  hey God it's me and you will listen.
• 45:20
  Just say what's in your heart and let it love him and He will
• 45:31
  welcome you with open eyes. Simple.
• 45:33
  I say him hey, God is me and he will listen.
• 45:38
  Just say within your heart and love him and He will welcome you
• 45:49
  with open arms. He will welcome you.
• 45:56
  He will welcome you with open arms.
• 46:01
  It's. Me.
• 46:15
  That was very well done, Maxine So.
• 46:21
  Thank you. Whoever says, whoever says that
• 46:26
  Christian, the goth music doesn't exist, I, I challenge
• 46:33
  you to listen to that and tell me it doesn't exist.
• 46:36
  Yeah, or like Evanescence, because they're a #1 charting
• 46:40
  band and everybody seems to forget that they're.
• 46:43
  Very much about the last three decades of us, that is.
• 46:47
  That is true. So.
• 46:52
  Yeah, so we've been, you know, having some fun doing some stuff
• 46:56
  that, like I said, there's the you can check that video out on
• 47:00
  Maxine's Twitter. I shared it.
• 47:04
  The Maxine under score sand under score yes on X.
• 47:10
  And once again. Oh, and you can check that new
• 47:15
  single B. Show me that P over at the
• 47:20
  Cringe Coffee House on YouTube. Which which is fantastic and
• 47:28
  like I, I'm. Definitely going to take more
• 47:30
  clips of us and make songs out of them, Sam.
• 47:34
  Oh, I, I think that would be great.
• 47:37
  Yes, Martha, So you First off, if, if, if, if I may, I was
• 47:41
  trying to watch the show through through Wi-Fi before I got got
• 47:45
  on and I wanted to touch something that what was asked
• 47:50
  about how how you write an LGBT character or somebody quote UN
• 47:56
  quote different without sounding whoa.
• 47:58
  Oh right, I forgot you guys are both minorities, huh A?
• 48:03
  Little. Bit technically or whatever.
• 48:06
  Technically, and the way, you know, I'm not a published
• 48:10
  author. I I have dabbled in a little bit
• 48:13
  of writing. Well, yeah.
• 48:16
  Well, never mind. We'll just, we'll go on with it
• 48:19
  again, none of them was an author.
• 48:21
  But if you want to write somebody that's different, you
• 48:24
  do a little thing called show, don't tell.
• 48:29
  Yeah. That's right.
• 48:32
  Would yeah, which I which I think it which I think is a good
• 48:35
  method. That's, that's kind of what I,
• 48:37
  that's kind of what I was trying to say too earlier is show,
• 48:40
  don't show, don't tell. Wait, hold on, how does that
• 48:46
  work with gay characters? I don't like like you would a
• 48:51
  straight couple. It's not explicitly, yeah.
• 48:55
  All right, so if you got a gay character, they better be making
• 48:59
  out and stuff in your scene. Sam.
• 49:01
  I'm going to be disappointed. Yes.
• 49:04
  Show, don't tell. And and that and that you can
• 49:07
  show without being gratuitous with it.
• 49:10
  Yeah. And that's, and that's why I
• 49:11
  don't really have gay characters and OK in the book, in the box.
• 49:22
  Well. What you're saying is you would
• 49:23
  be, you would be gratuitous with it, Sam.
• 49:26
  Yeah, he can't help it. Well, well, maybe.
• 49:32
  Well, maybe a subtle, you know. It'd be tough to live up to he
• 49:37
  might his debut as an audiobook reader of the most explicit gay
• 49:45
  pornography I've ever fucking heard in my life.
• 49:48
  Yeah, that, that, that, that guy, that kind of that kind of
• 49:51
  scarred me. I do know how I do know how you
• 49:55
  make a disabled character, though.
• 49:58
  You you basically make them president of the United States
• 50:02
  in there in their. Book.
• 50:04
  Yes. Yeah, Nobody.
• 50:06
  Does. Self insert Sam.
• 50:09
  And you know not. Me, certainly.
• 50:13
  No, we'll, we'll see. We'll see.
• 50:15
  People think people think that just because I'm that just
• 50:18
  because I'm, I'm in a wheelchair that like that it's the self
• 50:22
  insert and that is not true. That's the last reason I thought
• 50:26
  of it. I was like, Oh my God, this is
• 50:29
  so Sam. My myself insert would be more
• 50:33
  like John Ryder actually so. No, it's because of the way the
• 50:39
  president is so cool. If anything the the crippled
• 50:43
  president is the more insert. Well, yeah, I can see that too.
• 50:48
  But there's a level of humility that he exudes that is clearly
• 50:52
  Sam adjacent. Well, are you, are you saying
• 50:57
  I'm not humble, Max? What are you, Sam Humble?
• 51:01
  Is anybody? No, not at all.
• 51:04
  Yeah, it's tough. Or but but on the flip side, I
• 51:10
  could see I could see more as like a tech entrepreneur
• 51:13
  preneur. Well, I mean more is the tank.
• 51:21
  So there there is, there is that so.
• 51:26
  Because he can just link up with anything.
• 51:28
  He can be any piece of machinery, Sam.
• 51:30
  That's the way we built them. Shmuley designed the specs.
• 51:36
  Yeah, if, if I, if I ever, if I ever do it, if I ever do like a
• 51:41
  side a cyberpunk as sci-fi series, I'm going to have a lot
• 51:47
  of fun with a more with a more this type character.
• 51:56
  I do that all on this show because there's lizard men and
• 52:00
  snake people and Andromedans running around.
• 52:03
  Yeah, totally. Well either it's deep lore for
• 52:10
  the universe we live in, or it's deep lore just because, but
• 52:16
  either way there are. And lizard men don't taste
• 52:21
  great, Sam. They're not bad though.
• 52:24
  You're just now I you're just not cooking them right?
• 52:26
  Next. Well, it it's all in the sauce.
• 52:30
  Like catfish you. Know it's all in the sauce and
• 52:32
  you got to marinate that shit for like 2 weeks.
• 52:35
  Yeah, yeah, it's, it's tough. It's a little chewy, but you get
• 52:41
  through it. It's got that like juicy
• 52:44
  goodness to it. Just get you a lizard man, Sam.
• 52:49
  I mean, I mean Bill, I mean, I mean Bill Clinton isn't any
• 52:53
  isn't anywhere near here. So like, that's not Bill.
• 52:59
  Clinton is what I was talking about of the guy in the skin
• 53:02
  suit from fucking Men in black. Look at him when he was at
• 53:07
  Congress. Oh my God, they had to take the
• 53:10
  child porn away from him, did you see that?
• 53:14
  I, I, I, I did see that. Oh, actually, that is something
• 53:17
  I want to touch on, gentlemen. Oh.
• 53:20
  He wanted to touch on it. You could tell his lawyers
• 53:26
  literally like Bill. What the fuck is wrong with you?
• 53:31
  Yeah. Alan and reminiscent about the
• 53:35
  good old days when he was doing the horrible things.
• 53:40
  What did what did you guys think of the fact that like that
• 53:45
  Clinton literally said that Trump was in the that Trump
• 53:48
  wasn't on the island or anything at all?
• 53:55
  I think that they understand provoking him further is a bad
• 54:00
  idea. Yeah.
• 54:02
  Backed off of what they had previously said was like, Oh
• 54:05
  yeah, he's the bestie. Yeah, but like, but like I, I I
• 54:12
  find that interesting because like the left is big mad now
• 54:16
  because like Bill, when, when is the left not big mad?
• 54:22
  Good question. More.
• 54:25
  When a terror attack happens against America, then they're
• 54:28
  not mad, they're happy. Sadly, yes.
• 54:33
  Yeah, and and they should be arrested when they express their
• 54:36
  happiness for it. You know, hypothetically, if I
• 54:39
  was president. I mean, I would I would have.
• 54:45
  Got to go to jail Sam. So sick of these commies are
• 54:49
  walking around the streets. We didn't used to let that
• 54:52
  happen, Sam. No, we.
• 54:55
  No we. No, we did not.
• 54:57
  These motherfuckers are waving commie flags.
• 54:59
  Do you know what your grandparents, my grandparents,
• 55:02
  would have done if they saw somebody walking out of the
• 55:04
  street with a commie flag? They would they would have
• 55:08
  kicked that per person's ass so. They wouldn't have needed, they
• 55:12
  wouldn't have needed an adjudication in a court of law
• 55:16
  to figure out the situation, Sam.
• 55:18
  They would have punched one upside his head, took his kami
• 55:21
  flag, stuck it up his ass, throwing him in a ditch.
• 55:25
  America, Sam. They legitimately punched Kami.
• 55:32
  Also shout out to shout out to Joe's atmosphere saying Hail
• 55:36
  Sam, drive by, like and share. Appreciate that, Sir.
• 55:40
  And thank you for having me on your show earlier tonight to
• 55:45
  talk a little bit about the new book.
• 55:48
  So appreciate that. And Max, I am, I actually sent,
• 55:54
  I actually sent you the ebook a few days in advance, so I know
• 55:59
  you had the chance to read the whole thing, but what are your
• 56:03
  thoughts so far? My thought on American Inferno
• 56:07
  is the earliest stage. I think I got through the 1st 2
• 56:11
  chapters before I was had to put it down today.
• 56:17
  You really UPS. I said that or the other day.
• 56:21
  I yesterday actually, I had put up what I thought on Twitter,
• 56:26
  but it's basically that you upped the stakes and the action
• 56:30
  right away. And and that's saying a lot
• 56:33
  because since of the assassin was very action heavy in high
• 56:35
  stakes. Yeah.
• 56:37
  But it's very clear your influences and it's a strong
• 56:42
  open to the, but I'm trying not to give too much away because we
• 56:45
  want people to pick it up, but it's a very strong open.
• 56:49
  I, I do want to because some people have already ready read
• 56:53
  it, because I guess it's like in the, in the free, you know, I, I
• 56:58
  did more or less, you know, re I, I more or less did recreate
• 57:04
  Charlie Kirk's assassination, you know, for right.
• 57:10
  Out the gate, yeah. Right, right.
• 57:12
  It's. Kind of a gut punch read, I'm
• 57:14
  not going to lie, but it's it's a hook it in a good way.
• 57:17
  It's in a good way. Yeah.
• 57:18
  And I, I tried to do in a way that was, that was respectful
• 57:24
  and not like too gratuitous, but at the same time, it's kind of
• 57:28
  hard not not to I, I kind of needed it to be a gut punch.
• 57:33
  And you know it was. Gratuitous what happened in real
• 57:37
  life that you're. Yeah.
• 57:40
  Using his inspiration for this, I mean, it is a dark story, but
• 57:45
  that's, you know, to be expected in the Shadows of Deception saga
• 57:51
  at this point. But.
• 57:52
  Definitely, yeah. That's why I said I got through
• 57:57
  I think the second chapter and I was like, I was going to pick it
• 58:01
  up tonight after the show. I mean, I mean, I, I mean, I
• 58:07
  really, I really appreciate that.
• 58:09
  I mean, yeah, I mean, this one, like I said, was hard to write,
• 58:14
  you know, for emotionally because, you know, there was a
• 58:20
  lot. There was a lot that, you know,
• 58:23
  that we were all, that we were all processing.
• 58:26
  So. Yeah, well, you clearly put a
• 58:30
  lot of thought into it and I am excited to get to the rest of
• 58:34
  the book and potentially see where you go next with the
• 58:39
  series. But yeah, it was, it's like I
• 58:46
  thought it would be your best yet, and it feels already up the
• 58:48
  gate that way, so. It, it definitely feels that
• 58:53
  way. It's me too.
• 58:53
  And boy, let me tell you it's it's interesting as I continue
• 58:57
  to plot like. My favorite is not even in the
• 59:00
  series right? My favorite of yours.
• 59:02
  I've pointed this out was Night of the Vigilante thus far, but I
• 59:05
  feel like out of Shadows of Deception this was not only the
• 59:08
  best 1 yet but like just early on but it also has some of those
• 59:13
  more hard elements. Well, from, well, not the.
• 59:19
  Vigilante and blood ties. Well, night, well, night at the
• 59:22
  vigilante actually does tie into shadows of deception.
• 59:26
  And on that note, like Jason Miller does appear in this one
• 59:33
  and and I can I can kind. Of it was more violent and like
• 59:41
  got it was a the the pace as well in night of the.
• 59:44
  Yeah. And this feels more paced like
• 59:47
  that and that's why I like it. Yeah, well, I mean, you know,
• 59:52
  shit's gotten real. And I'll put I'll put up a
• 59:56
  review. They'll let hey, you just it's
• 59:59
  an unverified review, I guess. But I'll put up a review as soon
• 1:00:03
  as I finish it because yeah, it's good stuff.
• 1:00:07
  You want to read it next? It's.
• 1:00:10
  Well, and and also one thing I want to point out too is I
• 1:00:16
  production on the audiobook finished yesterday and and so
• 1:00:22
  Doug Green, like my God shouted to him.
• 1:00:25
  I I don't know if he watches the the show because I only
• 1:00:29
  communicated with him by the Amazon direct messaging, but he
• 1:00:34
  did a he did. He did a fantastic job.
• 1:00:38
  He had went back and re recorded the, the introduction I did and
• 1:00:45
  it was a very heartfelt. It was a very heartfelt
• 1:00:48
  introduction. I wrote, you know, to the book,
• 1:00:52
  but he really, I think you know. When it comes to the books, it's
• 1:00:58
  his voice is more of it than you at this point.
• 1:01:01
  In terms of how I hear it right even when I'm reading, yeah, it
• 1:01:05
  really brings life to your words in a way that's pretty awesome.
• 1:01:09
  Shout out to Doug Green doing all of the the books so far.
• 1:01:14
  Yeah, even even when I'm, even when I'm writing the books, I
• 1:01:19
  hear in his, I hear in his voice now.
• 1:01:23
  So, So yeah. So I ran.
• 1:01:34
  Speaking of Ross Far. Away.
• 1:01:39
  You run Sam? What?
• 1:01:41
  I know you ran. Oh, it's because you said bitch.
• 1:01:45
  Show me that pussy. I got it.
• 1:01:47
  Well, we'll know. She wasn't even quick enough.
• 1:01:50
  Sam's just like, oh shit. Well, no.
• 1:01:52
  Well, no. She ran after I said that, so I
• 1:01:58
  I had to chase her, right? But no, I mean so the the
• 1:02:07
  Ayatollah's son I guess has stepped up and I'm hoping he
• 1:02:14
  gets drowned. Yeah.
• 1:02:17
  Honestly. So he's a, he's a, he's a, he's
• 1:02:20
  a junior Assahola. Pretty much.
• 1:02:27
  I mean, I mean. It's not a bad strategy to just
• 1:02:31
  say, OK, we're going to keep blowing up your new Ayatollah.
• 1:02:37
  Yeah, actually, Sam, not going to be that many people don't
• 1:02:41
  want to be Ayatollah. Well, they're, they're all, I
• 1:02:45
  mean, a lot of a lot of them are, are already kind of
• 1:02:48
  flaying. Yeah, like you might be in line
• 1:02:52
  and you might have a chance at it, but do you want to get blown
• 1:02:55
  up by like a 90 ton explosive in a bunker?
• 1:03:00
  I mean, I the Acetola of rock and Rolla.
• 1:03:04
  I mean, I wouldn't. But also like, you know, for all
• 1:03:09
  this talk of 70, what we. Need is one of these ayatollahs
• 1:03:13
  to He'll turn on Iran, that's all.
• 1:03:18
  Facts. Well, yeah.
• 1:03:20
  And they'll be like, actually, though, ha, ha, I'm the
• 1:03:24
  Ayatollah of Americano, and now we're going to just do what they
• 1:03:29
  want. You all got tricked.
• 1:03:32
  And then the people of Iran who have been under an oppressive
• 1:03:34
  regime for 50 years, they're going to be like, yay.
• 1:03:38
  Yeah, but. I book it in my head, Sam.
• 1:03:42
  Well, I, I feel like, I feel like then the best thing to do
• 1:03:45
  would realistically would be to just bring back the shot The
• 1:03:50
  Shah of Iran, right? I mean, or his son rather so.
• 1:03:59
  Or how about this just have like an open election?
• 1:04:02
  I don't know. How you're thinking like a neo
• 1:04:05
  con Sam. Let's have a democratic election
• 1:04:09
  that we rig. I mean.
• 1:04:14
  We'll rig it in our favor. See and the.
• 1:04:16
  People that I. Ran will love us for it.
• 1:04:22
  I, I, I mean, you know, hold. On quick, get the CIA on this.
• 1:04:27
  They're they know how to do that stuff.
• 1:04:29
  Well, they they don't. The CIA doesn't like me right
• 1:04:33
  now, so the. CIA doesn't like me, Sam
• 1:04:41
  Whitfield. I mean, I don't really like them
• 1:04:47
  either. They they go, they go in the
• 1:04:48
  dark, especially when you hit them with, especially when you
• 1:04:54
  hit them with their will, with your wheelchair.
• 1:04:57
  It's the FBI house here. So.
• 1:05:02
  That covers it because we like them to the for the most part
• 1:05:05
  for the, you know, except for the times where you know, but
• 1:05:08
  that's anybody. That's anybody.
• 1:05:13
  King Rana says we could just get Muppets before Iran.
• 1:05:18
  There we go, Just replace everybody with The Muppets and
• 1:05:24
  just have it be a round the clock Muppet Show.
• 1:05:27
  Here, here, here's an idea. Why not just put more theists in
• 1:05:30
  charge of Iran? Because I don't want that
• 1:05:34
  responsibility, goddamnit. Yeah, that's the last thing he
• 1:05:37
  would want. I mean, I mean you, you get
• 1:05:40
  unlimited Iran in Iran and that is the, the more what would they
• 1:05:45
  be virgins. Well, there's limits to both the
• 1:05:48
  human and robotic body, Sam. Facts.
• 1:05:53
  I mean I would need a lot of oil, Sam.
• 1:06:01
  Well, I mean you, you would basically be living in an oil
• 1:06:06
  rich country, though more you would like have you would have
• 1:06:10
  unlimited oil. You really want to test that
• 1:06:13
  theory, don't you? I mean, look, look, as as long
• 1:06:19
  as long as we can, you know, export some to the US, I'm good.
• 1:06:27
  You, you want an entire country of more progeny, don't you?
• 1:06:33
  Well, that that would be, I mean, it would be better than
• 1:06:37
  what we had, than what we have in Iran now.
• 1:06:44
  Are are you, are you going to do not are you going to deny that?
• 1:06:47
  I I cannot in fact, deny that. No.
• 1:06:52
  Well, well, there. Well, there you go.
• 1:06:55
  See, like Marco Rubio is already like waiter of Venezuela.
• 1:07:00
  And like in the last week, we found out that both Melanie Mack
• 1:07:08
  and Gina Carrano were married this week.
• 1:07:10
  So I'm kind of devastated. Yeah.
• 1:07:12
  That that's true too. So also what am I going to do
• 1:07:21
  Sam? I I don't know.
• 1:07:29
  I haven't I haven't figured it out either.
• 1:07:34
  So well, I'm just going to keep someone in books and you know,
• 1:07:45
  because that that's what I do. I guess I'll just go back to my
• 1:07:48
  video games. Well, that's why, you know, we
• 1:07:53
  do have Bits and bones on Friday.
• 1:07:55
  Nights. Now Kim is thinking over North
• 1:07:58
  Korea. You know.
• 1:08:01
  Well, well, Kim. Kim is like, friendly with, you
• 1:08:06
  know, Trump. Yeah, Maduro had points where he
• 1:08:10
  was too. Yeah, no, that actually.
• 1:08:15
  But moral of the throwy Don't piss off Trump.
• 1:08:18
  That actually, if anything, probably going to be a little
• 1:08:21
  more friendly with Trump because he doesn't want to get laser
• 1:08:24
  acoustic weapon kidnapped in the middle of the fucking night.
• 1:08:28
  That actually, that actually is a that actually is a good
• 1:08:31
  question. I I actually do wonder what?
• 1:08:34
  Like what, Mr. Kim things. Now you've got me here.
• 1:08:43
  Now you've got me curious, Max. What?
• 1:08:49
  What would what would your response be if you were Kim?
• 1:08:54
  I would. Well, it depends.
• 1:09:05
  Are you and I OK? I have to worry about getting my
• 1:09:08
  ass bomb. Well, if he's an Internet guy,
• 1:09:12
  see, he'll double down dog and he'll like blow up South Korea
• 1:09:18
  or something stupid. But if he's a regular guy that's
• 1:09:21
  not obsessed with the Internet, he would probably start kissing
• 1:09:24
  Trump's ass a little bit and hope that he can squeak by till
• 1:09:29
  the next administration when he could maybe be a bigger asshole
• 1:09:32
  again. Well, he, well, he's, he's going
• 1:09:37
  to be sadly mistaken though, because either JD Vance or Marco
• 1:09:41
  Rubio are going to be the next president.
• 1:09:44
  Because despite what, despite what the gripers are saying,
• 1:09:51
  have you heard this? Snacks.
• 1:09:54
  The gripers. They've done, they've done me a
• 1:09:57
  big favor by confirming what I always knew, which is that they
• 1:10:00
  were gay. By endorsing Kamala Harris,
• 1:10:03
  basically. Well, I'll tell you what, if he
• 1:10:08
  decides to run, there is a guy on the Democrat side that would
• 1:10:13
  get my endorsement, at least as a candidate.
• 1:10:15
  I don't know if I would vote for him in the general election, but
• 1:10:18
  that would be John Fetterman. And no, I'm not joking.
• 1:10:23
  I think he's probably the most reasonable Democrat right now.
• 1:10:27
  I I would I would agree with that too.
• 1:10:30
  I think if you're a Democrat that wants to retake the White
• 1:10:33
  House, you need to either get behind him or somebody a lot
• 1:10:36
  like him. I mean, I mean, Fetterman is
• 1:10:41
  basically their only ticket to to like win back favorability at
• 1:10:46
  this point. Yeah, and they don't like him at
• 1:10:49
  all and they treat him like a bastard stepson that they don't
• 1:10:52
  want so. No, that yeah, they.
• 1:10:55
  And and so for that reason, I don't think he will run because
• 1:10:59
  he knows he's going to get treated that way.
• 1:11:03
  But I think if he did run, he'd be a damn better candidate than
• 1:11:06
  anybody else I see with the D next to the name right now.
• 1:11:09
  Fax. I would wholeheartedly agree
• 1:11:13
  with that like 100%. On the Republican side, there's
• 1:11:21
  certainly a lot of people obviously like JD, but there's a
• 1:11:24
  couple people you could slot in to say are good contenders for
• 1:11:28
  the next guy to run. But on the Democrat side from
• 1:11:32
  I'm trying to be objective here and, and and represent the
• 1:11:35
  center rather than just the center, right?
• 1:11:39
  There's not too many people on the Democrat side that appeal to
• 1:11:42
  the center. Yeah, he, he Fetterman is, is
• 1:11:45
  the most center guy that I've seen in many, many years.
• 1:11:48
  I, I, I would, I would say there's Fetterman.
• 1:11:51
  There's also guy named Dean who named Dean Phillips, but he's
• 1:11:58
  too obscure at. Yeah, he doesn't have the name
• 1:12:00
  quite yet. And that's The thing is.
• 1:12:03
  And if you're of that stripe, they're trying to stifle you
• 1:12:07
  within the party as well, right? But.
• 1:12:10
  Totally. I mean, if they don't care about
• 1:12:14
  the center, they're going to definitely lose, but.
• 1:12:18
  If they don't care about the center, they're going to go with
• 1:12:20
  AOC. The last guy that they had the
• 1:12:25
  appeal to the center was the the last winner they had, which was
• 1:12:29
  Obama. You say what you want, he
• 1:12:30
  appealed to the center. Right.
• 1:12:34
  You can argue about lies. You can argue about what he said
• 1:12:37
  not being true, but he tried to appeal to the center.
• 1:12:41
  From the moment he ran in 2008 and even in the 2012 campaign,
• 1:12:46
  he was definitely campaigning towards the center.
• 1:12:50
  That's how Democrats win. Bill Clinton campaigned in the
• 1:12:53
  center. Also, Ronald Reagan campaigned
• 1:12:58
  on the center and so did George W Bush.
• 1:13:01
  This is a proven tactic in American politics.
• 1:13:05
  Yeah. Trump campaigns on the center
• 1:13:08
  and they it drives them nuts because they think that that's
• 1:13:11
  not true. Right.
• 1:13:14
  Well. Realism wins votes if the.
• 1:13:16
  Game I think that that's exclusive that exclusively their
• 1:13:19
  territory. Well, well, well, the well, the
• 1:13:22
  thing the thing with Trump is the thing with Trump, and I've
• 1:13:25
  said this too, is by the Trump by the time Trump ran, the left
• 1:13:30
  had gone so far left even even this center to them was far
• 1:13:35
  right. And it's still it still is.
• 1:13:37
  I mean, like I was saying before more more joined the show, you
• 1:13:41
  have left wingers calling Bill Maher basically like a second
• 1:13:46
  Rush Limbaugh now because Trump. Is the Trump is the point at
• 1:13:50
  which they did that, though, They decided that Trump is too
• 1:13:54
  far. And it's, I'll tell you why,
• 1:13:56
  Sam, it's been the same issue since the day he announced
• 1:14:00
  running for president, that they've hated him.
• 1:14:02
  And it's because he is the first guy in my lifetime that had a
• 1:14:07
  chance to win that was talking about fucking illegal
• 1:14:10
  immigration. And he won twice because of it.
• 1:14:13
  And they still haven't learned their lesson.
• 1:14:15
  Like I've said, the majority wants mass deportations.
• 1:14:19
  That's irrefutable. Well, he won, He won.
• 1:14:22
  He won threat, he won thrice because of it actually.
• 1:14:26
  Well, I'm trying to not get bogged down in an unnecessary
• 1:14:31
  argument, right? Right, three.
• 1:14:33
  Times you everybody acknowledges he won, right?
• 1:14:38
  He won on immigration. Yeah.
• 1:14:43
  He won on immigration and it's you can try and import as many
• 1:14:48
  voters as you want to to outnumber the native population,
• 1:14:52
  but the native population of this country, and it's not just
• 1:14:55
  white people don't like getting crowded out for jobs, for
• 1:14:59
  housing, for social services, and yes, for welfare.
• 1:15:03
  Libertarians. Unfortunately, it's a part of
• 1:15:05
  life and the fraud that illegals bring to it ruin it for those
• 1:15:10
  people. And they care about that because
• 1:15:11
  they're getting Jack shit. Well, the illegals are getting
• 1:15:14
  four or five times what they get.
• 1:15:18
  Yeah, even even in red states, that's the that's the case.
• 1:15:24
  So I have to literally jump through fucking hoops to get the
• 1:15:29
  services that we need to survive because fucking illegals are
• 1:15:34
  somehow asked less questions than we are.
• 1:15:37
  Yeah, and you have to consistently prove that you are
• 1:15:40
  still disabled at some point and they don't have to prove
• 1:15:43
  anything. Right.
• 1:15:47
  That's what the Save America Act basically boils down to is
• 1:15:51
  that's definitely going to change if it's passed to some
• 1:15:56
  degree. But they're trying to play every
• 1:15:59
  fucking political. I haven't followed close Sam,
• 1:16:01
  but I know they're playing every filibuster.
• 1:16:03
  Zombie filibuster. Game fucking Chuck Schumer.
• 1:16:07
  Sign the fucking save act you piece of shit.
• 1:16:11
  Chuck Schumer needs to just leave.
• 1:16:13
  Go away. Me.
• 1:16:15
  Too. I fucking hated him for so
• 1:16:17
  goddamn long. Sign the fucking save act or go
• 1:16:20
  the fuck away, Chuck. Hypocritical piece of shit.
• 1:16:24
  I I would, I would agree. I would agree with that.
• 1:16:26
  I would I would also say that. Hold on, hold on.
• 1:16:29
  Isn't he technically your senator too?
• 1:16:32
  Yes. This could be your fucking
• 1:16:33
  constituency. Not only that, this is not a man
• 1:16:37
  who's a far right lunatic, Sir. This is a constituent of yours
• 1:16:41
  who at one point would have considered voting Democrat.
• 1:16:45
  I I I am basically a 90s Democrat.
• 1:16:48
  I am of course right because they've gotten so far left.
• 1:16:52
  The left left meet literally. Yep.
• 1:16:56
  Your constituents that are reasonable.
• 1:17:01
  He's not a he's not a crazed libertarian either.
• 1:17:03
  He's not any of those things. Would like you to pass the
• 1:17:07
  fucking save Act, Sir. I would say the same for Senator
• 1:17:11
  Warren as well as who's the douchebag over there now for
• 1:17:16
  Mass? Yeah, whatever the old commie.
• 1:17:21
  You want me to consider leaving the right, Leaving Trump?
• 1:17:25
  Be Fucking reasonable, asshole. Well, that, that's.
• 1:17:30
  Well, what do they offer you if you leave?
• 1:17:32
  Right? Nothing, as far as I can tell.
• 1:17:37
  Nothing. Yeah, They don't want to do any
• 1:17:41
  deportations at all. Well, the average person wants
• 1:17:46
  deportations. Not only that, like I've said,
• 1:17:48
  they want Matt. They want them all.
• 1:17:49
  Because people like Chuck and Nancy Pelosi want want to keep
• 1:17:54
  their fucking manservants. Even Obama come out this week
• 1:17:58
  and said we need to chill on the immigration thing.
• 1:18:00
  Did you see that, Sam? I I did actually, I was, I was
• 1:18:04
  going to pull. I was going to pull that.
• 1:18:06
  Speaking of Obama, at one point he was literally called the
• 1:18:10
  deporter in chief. Why is it OK for Obama to deport
• 1:18:14
  people but not Trump? No.
• 1:18:18
  And I'm glad for him to come out and say Obama.
• 1:18:21
  I mean to come out and say to chill out on that issue for that
• 1:18:25
  very reason, because it's hypocritical of him to say
• 1:18:27
  anything else. Facts.
• 1:18:32
  Yeah, he had the Dreamers, and that's part of why we have the
• 1:18:35
  problems that we have. But in return, see, he knew the
• 1:18:39
  Democrats at that point knew what this thing called
• 1:18:41
  compromise was. And so they got the Dreamers in
• 1:18:45
  on that. They would do more enforcement
• 1:18:48
  on the border, which they did to some degree, even in silly ways
• 1:18:52
  like the Fast and the Furious scandal, right?
• 1:18:57
  Yep. Or people forget about that, but
• 1:18:59
  essentially they were running drugs across the border to try
• 1:19:02
  and help with the deportation process.
• 1:19:06
  That was Obama. So yeah, for him to come out
• 1:19:13
  against deportations would be hypocritical, but he's been very
• 1:19:18
  quiet about it the whole time for almost what, 10 years?
• 1:19:23
  Because he has to be given given his previous stances.
• 1:19:27
  Yeah, well, there's definitely an air of confidence in him
• 1:19:33
  speaking the opinion when in the clip I'm I'm sure it's the one
• 1:19:37
  you're bringing up, right, Sam? It doesn't seem like he's afraid
• 1:19:41
  of getting canceled for it, is all I'm saying.
• 1:19:47
  Well, it's it's not shrunk. I'm up on YouTube so let me see
• 1:19:50
  if this is on X so. OK.
• 1:19:58
  Yeah, I don't remember where I saw it specifically, so that's
• 1:20:01
  not fair to spring it on you like that.
• 1:20:03
  But yeah, he talked about how he even said I was the deporter in
• 1:20:09
  chief. This is a losing issue.
• 1:20:12
  He said that. The polls are against us and we
• 1:20:17
  should focus on issue. Even if you don't agree, you
• 1:20:20
  should focus on the issues where we win in the polls.
• 1:20:22
  Which is obvious, right? It's what James Carville's been
• 1:20:26
  screaming at them for years now. Yeah, they don't.
• 1:20:29
  They don't really care what what.
• 1:20:33
  Whether we like it or not, they win on healthcare even though
• 1:20:36
  the healthcare state of it is their fault.
• 1:20:41
  Facts. Yeah, when the average person
• 1:20:43
  listens on healthcare, they think Democrats will do a better
• 1:20:45
  job. But.
• 1:20:47
  But do you hear them talking about how they're going to do
• 1:20:49
  anything about it? No, They just say we're going to
• 1:20:51
  lose it all. Well, OK, Has Trump gotten rid
• 1:20:54
  of it all? No, they got nothing.
• 1:21:00
  It's it's it's pathetic. Or it's like, what did Biden
• 1:21:04
  sell to Black voters? Well, if you just, if you don't
• 1:21:07
  vote for him, you're not black. Oh, so their identity as a
• 1:21:10
  person depends upon voting for you.
• 1:21:13
  But what else? Yep.
• 1:21:15
  What else? What else do you got for them?
• 1:21:18
  The the only clip I'm the the only clip I'm seeing Max and I I
• 1:21:25
  think it is worth watching is is this clip from Obama's
• 1:21:33
  presidency of him being like pro deportation just from just a guy
• 1:21:40
  and remind people, hell yeah, you know that this was the case.
• 1:21:49
  So let me see here. Oh, the kids in cages.
• 1:21:53
  Remember that? They tried to say we're Trump.
• 1:21:56
  That was Obama. Oh yeah.
• 1:21:58
  Obama kept the kids in cages with the tinfoil blankets.
• 1:22:02
  Guys, got to get your presidential history right.
• 1:22:09
  I'll tell you a good way to catch up on presidential history
• 1:22:13
  while you're doing that is you can check out Tyler Cassidy's
• 1:22:17
  song Every President Is Gay. It'll give you the real scoop.
• 1:22:26
  That that sounds, that sounds hilarious.
• 1:22:32
  Well, I mean, yeah, but factual. So, and I'm there's always a
• 1:22:41
  hint in good comedy, a hint of truth in good comedy.
• 1:22:45
  And I mean rumbled. So I'll be right back.
• 1:22:50
  Oh God, he's leaving us again. Oh no.
• 1:22:54
  What are we going to do? We've got run of the show.
• 1:22:56
  We're going to get in trouble. We are going to show up, isn't
• 1:23:01
  he? Gay pornography?
• 1:23:08
  Should I start doing the Jamaican bit again?
• 1:23:12
  Bit Bits and bones Friday night at 10:00 PM EFT There there's
• 1:23:18
  there's no there's no reason for you to do the gay pornography
• 1:23:22
  bit Max. I was just trying to say things
• 1:23:28
  that I could say when you were gone.
• 1:23:31
  In. Unless it drives Maxine crazy,
• 1:23:35
  in which case go for it. Yes, I have to work really hard
• 1:23:43
  to make her crazy. Somehow I somehow I doubt that,
• 1:23:51
  Sir. Well, it takes a lot of time and
• 1:23:56
  effort. Work.
• 1:23:59
  You got to prepare, you know what I mean?
• 1:24:04
  You got to put in those reps. What?
• 1:24:13
  I mean, I mean, I mean that was. You want anything good, you got
• 1:24:16
  to work for it in life, that's all.
• 1:24:19
  I mean, that was a solid smack, but yeah.
• 1:24:21
  So anyway, yeah. So as we're, as we've been
• 1:24:25
  saying, yeah, deportation used to be like, used to be like a
• 1:24:29
  moderate Democrat stance here, as we can see from Obama during
• 1:24:36
  his campaign and during his two terms as president.
• 1:24:42
  Even as we are a nation of immigrants, we're also a nation
• 1:24:45
  of laws. Undocumented workers broke our
• 1:24:48
  immigrants, and I believe that they must be held accountable.
• 1:24:52
  We all agree. On the need.
• 1:24:54
  To better secure the border and to punish employers who choose
• 1:24:58
  to hire illegal immigrants. You know, we are a generous and
• 1:25:02
  welcoming people here in the United States, but those who
• 1:25:04
  enter the country illegally and those who employ them disrespect
• 1:25:08
  the rule of law, and they are showing disregard for those who
• 1:25:14
  are following the law. We simply cannot allow people to
• 1:25:18
  pour into the United States undetected, undocumented,
• 1:25:23
  unchecked, and circumventing the line of people who are waiting
• 1:25:27
  patiently, diligently and lawfully.
• 1:25:30
  This is not going to be a free ride.
• 1:25:32
  It's not going to be some instant amnesty.
• 1:25:35
  What's going to happen is you are going to pay a significant
• 1:25:38
  fine, you are going to learn English, you are going to, you
• 1:25:46
  are going to go to the back of the line, hold on, get ahead of
• 1:25:49
  somebody in Mexico City for. Learn English.
• 1:25:52
  Oh, they must be racist. They did.
• 1:25:55
  Yeah. I, yeah, I yeah.
• 1:25:56
  I was going to say I'm like, wait a minute.
• 1:25:58
  Is this a Trump rally? I'm, I'm, is this a Trump rally?
• 1:26:02
  I'm watching. You will learn English.
• 1:26:07
  Yay. Oh, a bunch of racists, huh?
• 1:26:11
  Yeah. I want to actually go back and
• 1:26:13
  like, play that specifically, yeah.
• 1:26:19
  Diligently and lawfully. This is not going to be a free
• 1:26:22
  ride. It's not going to be some
• 1:26:24
  instant amnesty. What's going to happen is you
• 1:26:28
  are going to pay a significant fine.
• 1:26:31
  You are going to learn English, you are going to, you are going
• 1:26:38
  to go to the back of the line so that you don't get ahead of
• 1:26:40
  somebody who was in Mexico City applying legally.
• 1:26:44
  But after you've done these things over a certain period of
• 1:26:48
  time, you can earn your citizenship.
• 1:26:53
  So that it's not, it's not something that is guaranteed or
• 1:26:57
  automatic. You've got to earn it.
• 1:26:59
  But over time, you give people an opportunity.
• 1:27:03
  Now it only works though, if you do all the pieces.
• 1:27:07
  I I think the American people, they appreciate and believe in
• 1:27:11
  immigration, but they can't have a situation where you just have
• 1:27:14
  half a million people pouring over the border without any kind
• 1:27:19
  of mechanism to control it. So we've got to deal with that.
• 1:27:22
  Hold on, what about what about like 14,000,000?
• 1:27:27
  Well. I have an answer for that
• 1:27:29
  because Joe Biden was what, like 14,000,000?
• 1:27:32
  11 and I don't know if he I don't know if he caught that at
• 1:27:36
  the end, but a woman even said, but a woman in the background
• 1:27:39
  even said like thank you, you know, or some or something like
• 1:27:43
  that like like this would this was no this was an Obama rally
• 1:27:47
  in like 2008. And this used to be like the.
• 1:27:53
  There's like a clip of Bill Clinton from his 1996 State of
• 1:27:58
  the Union saying essentially the exact same shit and getting
• 1:28:01
  cheered as well. Yeah, it's been a Democrat
• 1:28:04
  policy for about 50 years. But they just suddenly Trump ran
• 1:28:08
  for president, said immigration out loud.
• 1:28:10
  And because I'll tell you what the difference is, Sam, is the
• 1:28:17
  Bush era Republicans wanted to work with them on the issue and
• 1:28:23
  not actually fix anything. Look at the McCain Bush
• 1:28:31
  Immigration Bill they passed in 2008.
• 1:28:33
  I want to say 2007 or 2008. It's garbage.
• 1:28:38
  It was uniparty semi amnesty and and that's what he was referring
• 1:28:46
  to there. He was talking about applying
• 1:28:49
  those laws and then he made another amnesty plea that he was
• 1:28:54
  trying to explain in those videos.
• 1:28:56
  So yeah, that deporting illegals is not like a Trump racist.
• 1:29:05
  If that's the case, then a Barack Obama just LED a KKK
• 1:29:09
  rally for fuck's sake. Come on, learn English.
• 1:29:12
  Yay. Yeah, yeah, I mean that.
• 1:29:16
  I mean, that used to be the bare.
• 1:29:18
  That used to be the bare minimum.
• 1:29:20
  We don't care what you speak in your own home, but speak English
• 1:29:24
  in public. Or at least in official
• 1:29:29
  capacities, in business or anything else.
• 1:29:31
  I love Spanish music. I love some Spanish television.
• 1:29:37
  You know, there wrestling's a lot of fun to watch.
• 1:29:39
  I prefer to watch it in Spanish. These things are all great.
• 1:29:43
  Anime is probably better with the Japanese voice actors most
• 1:29:47
  of the time, right? These things are fine, but if I
• 1:29:49
  go to the DMV, motherfucker, everybody should be speaking the
• 1:29:53
  same language. Yeah, well, we.
• 1:29:57
  If there's not, if you need an interpreter, then you shouldn't.
• 1:30:00
  You don't have the capacity to file official paperwork then, do
• 1:30:03
  you? Well we all we all know Max that
• 1:30:06
  the hour shorts though are our best in German so.
• 1:30:13
  That's true. Like very.
• 1:30:16
  Or or Spanish. Your Spanish voice is like a
• 1:30:21
  fucking conquistador or something.
• 1:30:25
  I know, which is wild because I do not speak a lick of Spanish
• 1:30:29
  at all, but yet AI has deemed that my Hispanic accent is
• 1:30:38
  fantastic and I am here for it so.
• 1:30:42
  We live in interesting times, you can't deny that.
• 1:30:46
  We do. We do.
• 1:30:48
  We've been having a lot of fun making content lately, and
• 1:30:55
  you've been writing up a storm. Yeah, it'd.
• 1:30:58
  Be good for us. Yeah, I would I would say, I
• 1:31:03
  would say that I had fun writing this book.
• 1:31:06
  But honestly, like, and I mean, I did enjoy writing it.
• 1:31:10
  Don't get me along, but this felt more of like a cathartic
• 1:31:13
  therapy, you know, thing for me, for me to write this.
• 1:31:23
  I'll tell you what the next one needs more of.
• 1:31:27
  Full. Frontal nudity.
• 1:31:30
  I I knew, I knew I knew you were going to say something a lot
• 1:31:33
  like that because I was thinking it.
• 1:31:38
  He was thinking full frontal nudity.
• 1:31:40
  See. Well, I well, I I was thinking
• 1:31:43
  Boo. I was thinking boobies more.
• 1:31:46
  But yeah, as a fan of Play Playboy models so.
• 1:31:53
  That Max Wolf guy had a song about titties.
• 1:31:56
  It was catchy as shit. I saw he he also had a song that
• 1:32:01
  like fishy fishes and. Well my favorite was the one
• 1:32:08
  where he said Sam WS a dummy. Morthy it's a dummy, Max Sanders
• 1:32:15
  a dummy. That shit was that went hard.
• 1:32:18
  I feel attacked, Sam, he said. We have shows but no class like
• 1:32:24
  hoes with no ass. That hurt.
• 1:32:29
  That that that did hurt and you. And you know what you do with a
• 1:32:33
  hoe with no ass? You throw her back.
• 1:32:36
  You know. That's that's true.
• 1:32:41
  So. He also said the fishy turns
• 1:32:44
  Dick inside out and I'm not sure what that means so who knows.
• 1:32:48
  Crazy stalkers, Sam. Well, hey man, we've made it,
• 1:32:53
  you know, to, to the big time where we, where we can have, you
• 1:32:56
  know, crazy stalkers and whatnot.
• 1:32:59
  So. Hey, I saw it's not just us.
• 1:33:02
  Like Steve got into it with some guy on Twitter and he's got
• 1:33:05
  stalkers now too. Oh, oh, yeah, I saw that.
• 1:33:09
  I, I saw that. I saw the exchange.
• 1:33:13
  I, I always love how I always love how there are these people
• 1:33:19
  online who are like, and this has happened to me too, but
• 1:33:24
  there was like nobody, nobody watches your podcast, loser.
• 1:33:31
  So I'm going to, I'm going to engage with you for the entire
• 1:33:35
  day to make sure that you get more viewers, viewers.
• 1:33:40
  Well, and and usually they do it in such an aggressive and toxic
• 1:33:44
  manner that the platform itself, like DE boosts their shit too.
• 1:33:49
  So all they do is feed you more. It's very funny.
• 1:33:53
  Yeah, I agree. Yeah, totally.
• 1:33:57
  They never figured that out either.
• 1:34:00
  No, they don't, but. And then after like so many
• 1:34:05
  times of it, you don't even see it no more.
• 1:34:07
  Yeah. And I think, see, this is the
• 1:34:11
  thing, we're all busy like, like we rarely sit down and chat
• 1:34:15
  these days outside the shows. People don't don't like the
• 1:34:19
  joke, right? And so, yeah, we ain't looking
• 1:34:22
  at none of y'all shit. You're talking shit about us.
• 1:34:26
  I've I've seen this, Sam where they're like, did you know
• 1:34:29
  somebody didn't like Craig? How the fuck the fuck?
• 1:34:35
  What kind of grown man cares? Go get a job or something.
• 1:34:40
  Jesus. Yeah, I I thought, I thought
• 1:34:44
  your book was terrible. I care.
• 1:34:47
  I care more about shitting on DSP than people that don't like
• 1:34:51
  us. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:34:57
  OK, also my nuts are itchy. Go tell somebody about that.
• 1:35:02
  Yeah, more. You do kind of go hard on DSP
• 1:35:06
  though. I'm not going to lie, he
• 1:35:09
  deserves it. I, I don't, I don't even care
• 1:35:13
  about DSP as much as as you do. It's actually, it's actually
• 1:35:21
  almost impressive. Yeah, but we all know the one
• 1:35:28
  that Sam cares the most about Mersh.
• 1:35:34
  Because he was nice to you, honestly.
• 1:35:37
  It's funny because that's what I was talking about.
• 1:35:39
  He was like talking shit a couple weeks ago, right?
• 1:35:41
  And what did that did? Did he say anything on his show
• 1:35:45
  or just on Twitter? One?
• 1:35:47
  And the answer is we don't fucking know because who the
• 1:35:50
  fuck watches Mersch and who who? Who?
• 1:35:58
  Who the fuck watches Mersch? I, I I I did.
• 1:36:01
  I did see Todd. Awful doesn't watch Mersch and
• 1:36:04
  Todd. Awful's watching everyone.
• 1:36:06
  I, I did, I did see AI did see a tweet from Mersch where he's
• 1:36:09
  like, I can't believe that Sam Whitfield is still around.
• 1:36:15
  And I'm like, you know, like I, I could have replied, but I, I
• 1:36:23
  was like, well, I can't believe you're still alive, bro.
• 1:36:26
  Yeah, I can't believe he has an Od'd.
• 1:36:32
  Or. Stroked out.
• 1:36:34
  He wants to make fun of you for stuttering on a podcast one time
• 1:36:38
  this man had strokes on camera. Are you?
• 1:36:43
  Serious. Because of, because of dabs.
• 1:36:47
  Let's be real. So.
• 1:36:49
  Whatever, I don't do that shit. Let me roll this blunt.
• 1:36:52
  We'll talk about how I have no idea.
• 1:36:55
  But no, I've smoked so much weed on camera I'd ever fucking
• 1:36:59
  female cop gun drawn in my life. Sam Doggo didn't die.
• 1:37:06
  Okie, Okie, Dean in chat, says Alan Peliker Alan Powell cares
• 1:37:11
  about Mersh. No, not really.
• 1:37:14
  Alan Alan Powell is like walking dogs and whatnot.
• 1:37:19
  Yeah, Alan, like the rest of us might have at one time, but like
• 1:37:26
  legitimately Mersh is streaming non-stop, right, So he probably
• 1:37:30
  did talk about you. If if somebody has a clip, I'd
• 1:37:34
  love to fucking rip. But like who?
• 1:37:37
  What? Like how would I approach
• 1:37:40
  digging into Marsh to find it? Right?
• 1:37:43
  You got to get what I'm going to watch. 8 hours.
• 1:37:46
  And yeah, you don't like that guy on the Internet.
• 1:37:53
  One of the good things about DSP is he actually has a search
• 1:37:57
  engine related to him, so we if he ever was to talk about any of
• 1:38:01
  us we could find it quick. I guess.
• 1:38:07
  DSDSP has a search engine More Yeah, it was created by a couple
• 1:38:12
  of the detractors. Now see, that's just as fucking
• 1:38:19
  cringe as the online guys behavior.
• 1:38:22
  I agree, but it's funny that it exists.
• 1:38:26
  It is now I have found great joy in taking clips of our show and
• 1:38:30
  making songs out of it. And also random people you know.
• 1:38:34
  Nobody in particulars tweets, but the crappy AI music will
• 1:38:42
  continue until morale approves. Yeah, Okie, Dean says.
• 1:38:49
  No, he is Merche's antagonist. Sam's.
• 1:38:54
  Well, I mean, I don't wonder. Odd Awful's been pretty much
• 1:38:57
  Merche's antagonist for several years now.
• 1:39:02
  I mean, according according to Mersch, I'm his, and according
• 1:39:06
  to Mersch I was his antagonist. According to Mersch, everybody's
• 1:39:09
  his antagonist. Think about that one.
• 1:39:16
  Yeah, that, yeah, that's a good point.
• 1:39:18
  I mean, imagine being such a bitch and yet wanting people to
• 1:39:24
  think you're a guy. The thing about Mersch is I
• 1:39:28
  never understood why this person thinks that they pass as a
• 1:39:33
  female to male trans. Like it's so obvious it's a
• 1:39:39
  woman. You can just tell by listening
• 1:39:41
  to her talk. I I and the name Mersch.
• 1:39:50
  Does that sound like a man's name to you?
• 1:39:52
  No. No.
• 1:39:56
  That's that. That doesn't even sound like a
• 1:39:58
  human then, right? Like.
• 1:40:00
  Trans people do. Well, he's not a human.
• 1:40:03
  Female to male trans Sam, get with it.
• 1:40:08
  You didn't know this. Well, I I just.
• 1:40:11
  Found out they were nice to you. Well, I just I just found out
• 1:40:16
  that merch that the term merch is like your leftover, like
• 1:40:21
  weed. Well, no, it's just shitty weed.
• 1:40:25
  It's it's commercial weed. Yeah.
• 1:40:29
  Like brick weed? Yeah.
• 1:40:32
  So that makes that makes sense that that.
• 1:40:34
  Yeah, we got the big blunts, you know.
• 1:40:40
  So where where you get like? Actually, like because it's
• 1:40:44
  legal here, nobody would sell what you would call Mersh here.
• 1:40:48
  Everything here would be mids or higher.
• 1:40:52
  That that's true. Unless you're buying it from
• 1:40:55
  some shady guy in his backyard I guess.
• 1:41:00
  Well, that that does qualify few people that then so but and I
• 1:41:07
  well gentlemen, any other topics tonight?
• 1:41:13
  Viper the rapper is posting new music and he's in jail for
• 1:41:20
  kidnapping. I have no idea how this
• 1:41:22
  occurred, I just thought I would share.
• 1:41:26
  That fascinating. Don't know who Viper is, He's
• 1:41:29
  got a his number one hit song. Y'all cowards don't even smoke
• 1:41:33
  crack. Oh, fun.
• 1:41:38
  And then later on he got caught with a woman tied up in his
• 1:41:41
  basement for years. Not so fun, I know.
• 1:41:47
  Yeah, well. He's in jail and he just put out
• 1:41:51
  a video on how to make crack like 2 days ago so.
• 1:41:55
  Well, people be weird like that. What can I?
• 1:41:57
  What can I say? It's art, Sam.
• 1:42:03
  Terrible, awful art. I fucking love it.
• 1:42:09
  As do I. You don't understand.
• 1:42:14
  The deeper passion play at play here of y'all cowards don't even
• 1:42:19
  smoke crack. But think about it, He, the
• 1:42:24
  experimenter, the novelty seeker, the risk taker is
• 1:42:28
  shaming you safe, boring people because you are cowards that
• 1:42:34
  won't even smoke crack. I mean what I mean.
• 1:42:39
  What's wrong with being boring and safe?
• 1:42:42
  Crack is wet. See, that's why you'll never be
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  Viper. And I and I'm and I'm OK with
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  that because I want to be Viper. I I don't.
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  It doesn't matter if you want to be him or not, but you never
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  will. I'm OK with that.
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  It's. Probably good, yeah.
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  Same. I mean, it'd be.
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  Tough to keep a woman kidnapped and tied up in your basement in
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  a wheelchair. I I agree.
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  Yeah, I'm I'm sure it can be done.
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  Tough enough keeping a woman in your basement at all.
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  See. It it it indeed can be so.
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  Sometimes they give you dirty looks, you know.
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  Oh yeah. I, I, I imagine, I, I imagine
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  some, sometimes we, I imagine, sometimes more.
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  And I get dirty walks too, even though we can't see them
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  probably. That's an affirmative, Sam.
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  All the time. Sometimes I get smacked for you.
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  Yeah, yeah, I know that so. But have you ever gotten a smack
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  more? Sam, Sam's like, Yep, and you
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  deserve to get smacked for me, actually.
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  Oh, oh, I know, I know that I know that he's gotten smacked
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  for you more, if that's what you were asking.
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  I was, I was. Next message.
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  Mort, I've been smacked for Craig.
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  I've been smacked for Sam numerous times.
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  I've been smacked for Shmuley. Why Shmuley?
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  He knows. No, that's talent.
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  Why? Surely he never does anything
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  wrong. He's such a good.
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  He's such a good boy. That's.
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  True. First Nick.
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  Yeah, I knew that. But she did, babe.
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  Uh huh. Yeah.
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  So, so Shmuli is Shmuli is awesome.
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  What's your name? So anyway, well, I think we're
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  going to wrap the show pretty much up.
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  Not too much news that's you know, out there, but once again,
• 1:45:23
  thank you everyone for, you know, for supporting since the
• 1:45:28
  the for well, supporting since the assessment.
• 1:45:31
  Also supporting American Inferno, the new book out now in
• 1:45:36
  paperback and Kindle edition, Oddball coming soon and all our
• 1:45:43
  great music and whatnot that we've been producing here as
• 1:45:46
  well. And also bits and Bones one
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  more. That's your show.
• 1:45:55
  So you want a promo? What's on this week?
• 1:45:58
  This is Bones Friday night. Honestly, I don't know what
• 1:46:01
  we're going to do, but I'll probably talk about the upcoming
• 1:46:05
  Cyberpunk TCG that's set to have its Kickstarter release next
• 1:46:09
  week. Awesome.
• 1:46:12
  And home Invaders too. Got a shout out Humongous and.
• 1:46:19
  Home Invaders. Also Home invaders on Steam.
• 1:46:22
  Free demo. Yeah, and he's it.
• 1:46:25
  And humongous. Also says he'll be launching.
• 1:46:30
  AC programming textbook soon, so that would be a that that's
• 1:46:38
  interesting. So and then I know that you and
• 1:46:44
  Maxine have your Saturday stream usually, so that's always fun
• 1:46:49
  doing stuff, man. I'm following the vibe.
• 1:46:53
  Vibe has been. Crazy, unhinged fan mail.
• 1:46:58
  Unboxings. That include diss tracks and
• 1:47:02
  look. What I need from you all is to
• 1:47:04
  answer me this. Who is Max Wolf?
• 1:47:09
  This guy's everywhere. Well.
• 1:47:14
  That'll be I'm going to be doing.
• 1:47:15
  Something chill though, I think I.
• 1:47:16
  Actually want to get back to doing my diamond painting and.
• 1:47:20
  Yeah. So hopefully we're going to try
• 1:47:21
  doing that other Saturday or Sunday.
• 1:47:24
  We'll we'll see what happens. Well, that'll be.
• 1:47:31
  You know that that'll be a good stream as always.
• 1:47:34
  And then I've got a few guests lined up to be on the show for
• 1:47:42
  Monday. So and then what are you going
• 1:47:46
  on your podcast book tour? Sam, I want you.
• 1:47:50
  You need. To be booked everywhere that
• 1:47:52
  they book books, you need to be booking on book talks and just
• 1:47:56
  booking and talking books. Well, well in well, in all
• 1:48:02
  seriousness, that's what I'm, that's what I'm trying to do so.
• 1:48:06
  If anyone out there does have like an author podcast or a book
• 1:48:10
  related podcast that you think I might be good on, reach out to
• 1:48:15
  any one of us and let us know. And yeah, I'd be happy to come
• 1:48:22
  on in one's podcast and talk out writing and talk out books.
• 1:48:28
  So, by the way, accepting bookings for his new book?
• 1:48:38
  Sorry. No, no, no.
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  That that is. That is, that is the perfect.
• 1:48:44
  Pun, actually, because. I am in fact, accepting bookings
• 1:48:48
  for the book. So, and with that in mind,
• 1:48:55
  ladies, you can readers, ladies, ladies and readers.
• 1:49:03
  You can go and. Purchase a copy of American
• 1:49:07
  Inferno, available now in paperback and ebook.
• 1:49:15
  Go pick it up I I worked hard on this and everyone seems to be
• 1:49:20
  enjoying it so far. Lots of positive reviews and
• 1:49:25
  thanks to Thanks my family for being super supportive and shout
• 1:49:33
  out to thank you to you Max and to you more of this for
• 1:49:39
  supporting me as well and being a part of the writing writing
• 1:49:44
  journey. So it's been an honor.
• 1:49:48
  So indeed. So.
• 1:49:55
  Ladies and. Gentlemen, I will see you all
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  on. Monday until then take care and
• 1:50:01
  God bless. I will see you on Friday with
• 1:50:05
  more of these for bits and bones by the book ladies and gentlemen
• 1:50:10
  and audio book coming soon. So take care and God bless.
• 1:50:21
  The right to offend is not. The right to offend.
• 1:50:41
  The right to offend is not some. The right to offend is not some
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  pesky little part of freedom of speech that we have to put up.
• 1:51:01
  With it is the heart and soul and lungs of freedom of speech.
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  It is the coursing lifeblood of human process.