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The Shaw Report - That Sound You Heard Was Prince William Throwing Up In His Own Mouth... · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: The Shaw Report.
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  Speaker 2: Sit down for this one. Prince Harry is apparently making
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  Speaker 2: a television film about his mother, Princess Diana, and sources
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  Speaker 2: say the film is going to be narrated by.
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  Speaker 1: No. No.
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  Speaker 2: Meghan Markle.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: That sound you may have just heard was Prince William
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  Speaker 2: throwing up a little in his mouth. Royal sources say
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  Speaker 2: William believes Diana's legacy belongs to him. Harry making his
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  Speaker 2: own film is one thing... Megan becoming the narrator of
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  Speaker 2: their mother's story is something else entirely. And Megan isn't
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  Speaker 2: simply being handed a finished script. They're doing this together.
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  Speaker 2: They believe there are powerful parallels between Diana's battles with
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  Speaker 2: the palace and press and their own experience. This will
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  Speaker 2: endear her even more. Oh, my God. As if she's
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  Speaker 2: not unpopular enough already. They're just asking for it now.
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  Speaker 2: Harry has begun approaching Diana's friends and associates about participating
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  Speaker 2: in the film. ahead of the 30th anniversary of her
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  Speaker 2: death next year.
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  Speaker 1: That flew by, didn't it?
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  Speaker 2: 30th anniversary.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Jack Osborne thinks his dad Ozzy is sending him messages
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  Speaker 2: from beyond the grave. Speaking on the Good Night with
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  Speaker 2: Ben Glebe YouTube show. Jack said the moments come quite regularly.
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  Speaker 1: Here's an example. I was on a shoot. I had
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  Speaker 1: to go down to Mexico. I end up getting to
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  Speaker 1: the airport and I'm just in my head having one
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  Speaker 1: of those like real negative, like whatever moments. And I've
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  Speaker 1: got my backpack on headphones marching through this airport and
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  Speaker 1: someone comes running up next to me and like bumps me.
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  Speaker 1: And I look up and this guy runs off. He
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  Speaker 1: was clearly late for a flight and he's wearing like
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  Speaker 1: a black Sabbath patch on the back of his vest.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, message hood. I get a connecting flight.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the back of the plane. I'm sat here.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to get home to see my kids.
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  Speaker 1: All of a sudden I hear my dad's music playing
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  Speaker 1: and I look over to my right and there's must
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  Speaker 1: be this 65, 70 year old Mexican cowboy dude sat
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  Speaker 1: there just watching one of my dad's music videos. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm just kind of like, what the? Okay, message hood.
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  Speaker 1: Message hood.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I'm no expert in the paranormal, And I
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  Speaker 2: know I'm a cynic, but I do believe in coincidence.
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  Speaker 2: Aussie and Black Sabbath were and are hugely popular.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And these things are.
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  Speaker 1: Going to happen.
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  Speaker 2: From time to time. You're going to see them on
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  Speaker 2: the back of a T-shirt.
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  Speaker 1: In Mexico, on a plane, on a train.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, but you know. Now, look, I've seen his wine
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  Speaker 2: in the shop, but I didn't know Snoop Dogg, the D-O-double-G,
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  Speaker 2: also has an ice cream brand. It's called Dr Bombay.
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  Speaker 2: For shizzle my nizzle. And for shizzle my nizzle. And
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  Speaker 2: Snoop is looking for an international ice cream taster. This
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  Speaker 2: is my dream job, an international ice cream taster for
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  Speaker 2: a three-month gig paying.
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  Speaker 1: $ 30, 000.
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  Speaker 2: $ 10, 000 a month to taste ice cream. The job entails
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  Speaker 2: travelling the world to taste and discover the best frozen
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  Speaker 2: desserts and report back to Snoop. Oh, what?
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  Speaker 1: So he can just steal them?
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  Speaker 2: Well, they want someone curious about food, plugged into culture,
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  Speaker 2: comfortable on social media, and able to turn a scoop
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  Speaker 2: of ice cream into a story. The chosen candidate will
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  Speaker 2: help Snoop select his next ice cream flavour and will
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  Speaker 2: be part of the brand's creative process. Applicants must be
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  Speaker 2: at least 21 years old, have a valid passport, be
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  Speaker 2: willing to travel, and have a serious appreciation for For
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  Speaker 2: ice cream.
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  Speaker 1: What will this ice cream be laced, sorry, infused with?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. If this sounds, it's the chicken or
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  Speaker 2: the egg. What comes first? A whole lot of ice cream.
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  Speaker 2: If this sounds like a bit of you, you can
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  Speaker 2: find the application at deal.com. That's deal with two E's.
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  Speaker 2: D-E-E for the D-O-G-G. Right, gotcha, dot com. All right,
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  Speaker 2: my resume after the show.