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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 4 - ISIS · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: tests testing all right. It is Thursday, June seventeenth, twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty one, Episode four, Son of a Boy Dad podcast
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  Speaker 3: now available on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that it was smart to say the
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  Speaker 1: date even though it's it's it'll be impossible for any
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  Speaker 1: one person to be listening on that date.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because maybe if we're talking about any current events
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  Speaker 3: like a historical five. I actually had a current event
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  Speaker 3: that I wanted to talk about, one specific one. You
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  Speaker 3: brought a show intel I did this guy in a
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  Speaker 3: Cape Cod claims to have been swallowed. He is a
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  Speaker 3: lobster diver, and he claims to have been swallowed by
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  Speaker 3: a whale and then broke out of its mouth and
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  Speaker 3: lived and was completely unslike, he wasn't injured at all.
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  Speaker 1: The did you so? Did you read the article or
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  Speaker 1: did you read the headline?
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  Speaker 3: I read the headline. Hold on, I'm trying to pull
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  Speaker 3: it up. I read the headline. But the guy everyone
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  Speaker 3: says that he's lying. But all the fishermen are like.
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  Speaker 1: He's what town is he from? Or what? What state
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  Speaker 1: is he from?
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  Speaker 3: Cape Cod?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a state?
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  Speaker 3: What State's Cape God in Massachusetts?
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  Speaker 1: So is he just a drunk, sunburnt Massachusetts asshole?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know because his like his like U boat
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  Speaker 3: mates or whatever you call them, all say he's a
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  Speaker 3: normal guy. They were like, they were like, he'd have
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  Speaker 3: to be completely crazy to make that up, and he's
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  Speaker 3: not crazy. A direct quote says I was in his
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  Speaker 3: closed mouth for about thirty to forty seconds before he
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  Speaker 3: rose to the surface and spit me out show came
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  Speaker 3: launching out of its mouth.
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  Speaker 1: It just got like lougie dot like. Do you think
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  Speaker 1: that he hawked him?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Can wales hawk imagine being inside of Wales's mouth? The
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  Speaker 1: one thing, the one distinction is that he didn't get swallowed.
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  Speaker 1: He was only in the in the whales mouth, he said,
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  Speaker 1: he was just like in the whales mouth for.
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  Speaker 3: Did you hear about this already?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? So I saw the article. Yeah, I don't even
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  Speaker 1: did people even blog it? I don't even know, but
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  Speaker 1: I saw the article, read the entire thing because I
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  Speaker 1: was like fucking swallowed?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so what did you think I think they did?
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  Speaker 1: I guess I'd never even thought about it being fake.
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  Speaker 1: That's how trusting of a guy I am. That's how
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  Speaker 1: trusting of a person I am that I didn't even
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  Speaker 1: consider it being fake. Do you think it's fake? Do
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  Speaker 1: you think that this guy is just fucking lying?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, getting swallowed by a whales
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  Speaker 3: pretty crazy, But the fact he said he a pretty
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  Speaker 3: crazy thing to come up with yourself too.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like maybe he.
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  Speaker 3: Like got hit by the whale or something and then
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  Speaker 3: he like went maybe he like blacked out and then
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  Speaker 3: like he thinks that he got swallowed by it, right, Like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how. I mean, that's like finding nemo.
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  Speaker 3: Don't think it's swallowed. They doesn't get swallowed by a whale.
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  Speaker 1: It's a story in the Bible, I'm pretty sure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's like one of the more famous stories that they
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  Speaker 1: they jammed in the Bible.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the guy lives in the whales and lives inside
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  Speaker 3: the whale.
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  Speaker 1: And I think that guy got spit out by the whale. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: no one will ever admit to getting shipped.
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  Speaker 3: Out by the ever you want to, like, I went
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  Speaker 3: through the entire digestic tract of the whale and got
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  Speaker 3: shipped out because I don't think they I mean, let's
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  Speaker 3: it's a killer whale. I think it was a beluga whale,
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  Speaker 3: right or no, it was a humpback whale.
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  Speaker 1: How big are those big? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? And I think they don't have like real teeth.
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  Speaker 3: I think they have like what are their teeth look
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  Speaker 3: like humpback whale.
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  Speaker 1: Like stumps of wood.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think it's like they.
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  Speaker 1: Look like George Washington's smile their teeth.
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  Speaker 3: No, this is what their teeth look like. They're not
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  Speaker 3: They're like it's describe them this it's like hair.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it is like it's like a toothbrush.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the bristles, bristle, they got bristle teeth.
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  Speaker 1: So he was just stuck in that. It's like being
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  Speaker 1: stuck in a car wash. Yeah, literally, just like the
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  Speaker 1: spaghetti fucking things that dangle down the linguini in the
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  Speaker 1: car wash. Yeah, what the fuck? I mean, I believe him. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see at the end of the one article
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  Speaker 1: he had been in like a plane crash and like
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  Speaker 1: four like he was with four other people and they
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  Speaker 1: got stuck in the desert for like or on like
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  Speaker 1: a desert island for like four days. This guy just
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  Speaker 1: keeps on having crazy ass shit happened to him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they found him on the desert island. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, now now it sounds less believable, honestly, but.
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  Speaker 1: You don't think that two crazy things could happen to
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  Speaker 1: one dude in his in their life.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess a plane crash isn't like the
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  Speaker 3: craziest thing. I mean it is, but it's like that's
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  Speaker 3: that's more believable than the fucking getting swallowed by a whale.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I believe him.
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  Speaker 1: I believe him.
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  Speaker 3: I'm from the Cape and we used to always get
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  Speaker 3: swallowed by whales when you were younger. Well, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: from the Cape, I'm from mass Chum.
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  Speaker 1: I knew you were a lying, dude. I knew you're
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  Speaker 1: a fucking lying about something.
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  Speaker 3: My mom's from mass Chusetts and she was a whale.
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  Speaker 3: Her sisters were all swallowed by whales.
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  Speaker 1: It just goes in the family.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you just get swallowed up and then they just
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  Speaker 3: spit you right back out. It's like we used to
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  Speaker 3: try and get swallowed because it's like you when they
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  Speaker 3: shoot you back out, you go like thirty feet up in.
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  Speaker 1: The air, Like it's like a poor person's water park.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it's like, well, you can't afford to.
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  Speaker 1: Go to Lake Wall and pop pack this summer, but
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  Speaker 1: like we can't, like jam you in a whale's mouth
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  Speaker 1: and they'll fucking hawk you thirty yards in the ocean of.
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  Speaker 3: This thing's tongue. Ew that's the size of a human,
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  Speaker 3: that whole.
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  Speaker 1: That tongue is massive. Yeah, dude, imagine imagine.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine getting sucked by one of those.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, imagine one of those whales eating your pussy.
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  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, I.
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  Speaker 3: Would love it via disaster. Imagine we're trying to literate
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  Speaker 3: some puss, try.
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  Speaker 1: To French kiss a whale and just getting the shit
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  Speaker 1: beat out of you, just getting drags by fucking you.
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  Speaker 1: Just fall in love with the whale.
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  Speaker 3: The uh, the killer whales are scary. I'm not a
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  Speaker 3: big killer whale person, but those are only out in
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  Speaker 3: like the Arctic.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have the whales classified in my mind. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know all the whales are a big whale guy.
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  Speaker 1: I know the one with the fucking the killer is.
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  Speaker 3: That the killer whal black and white ones?
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  Speaker 1: Is that? That's Tillicum. You never watch that fucking movie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh bro as a dockhead, which I know you're you're
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  Speaker 1: a known.
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  Speaker 3: Dockhead, but I'm not like a dockhead. I'm more into
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  Speaker 3: like the serial killer docs.
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  Speaker 1: This is like the serial Killer of whales.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really, Oh the killer whale.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, his name's Tillicum, the Killer, the Killer kill.
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  Speaker 3: I come, killer whales have big ass teeth.
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  Speaker 1: And they will use that and they will use it.
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  Speaker 1: You're not getting stuck in those teeth.
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  Speaker 3: Look at these things. It's just like it's just like
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  Speaker 3: one hundred little knives.
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  Speaker 1: And they're angry too, and I think they're like sexually charged.
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  Speaker 3: That's a pretty cool last picture. We don't want to
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  Speaker 3: talk too many pictures.
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  Speaker 1: Though, but listen, this one is worth.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine a whale just in its prime, sailing above the ocean,
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  Speaker 3: and it's aerodynamic, very aerodynamic. It looks like a.
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  Speaker 1: Slicing through the air. It's just like a hurdling.
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  Speaker 3: They look like dolphins. They look very happy, but deep
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  Speaker 3: down they're not. They're angry, and they're horny, and they
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  Speaker 3: will fuck you and kill you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, dolphins are horny as hell.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dolphins are the horniest ones of all friendly.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, because they're they're really they're just they're just
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  Speaker 1: trying to get in your pants. But uh, but uh,
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  Speaker 1: the killer whales are a nasty brand of horny. They're
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  Speaker 1: brooding in horny all right, the deep at the bottom
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  Speaker 1: of the ocean.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, you're the kind of horny you don't want
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  Speaker 3: to be around.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, mistake you diving as a date. You feel
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  Speaker 1: like they're they're like I thought you were I thought
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  Speaker 1: you were just giving me the signs. It's like, no, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I was just swimming in the ocean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, killer whales are like the uh the old men
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  Speaker 3: on under like a OnlyFans girls Twitter account.
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  Speaker 1: Delicious, Oh my god, Delicious. I would do so many
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  Speaker 1: things for you and then just like putting their phone number.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be such a funny. That's a crazy idea.
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  Speaker 3: Is just commenting your phone number on someone's post.
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  Speaker 1: It might be worth getting another phone line just so
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  Speaker 1: you could just you could do that.
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  Speaker 3: When I was younger, me and my cousin would go
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  Speaker 3: on like Justin Bieber or Harry Styles Instagram and we
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  Speaker 3: would comment and be like, why have Harry Styles phone number?
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  Speaker 3: And then we would leave our own phone number, and
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  Speaker 3: then we'd have people call us and we pretend to
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  Speaker 3: be like Justin Bieber and people would be like, going crazy.
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  Speaker 1: What was the voice you used to be Justin?
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  Speaker 3: We probably just use our normal ass voices because that
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  Speaker 3: is the best way. Yo.
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  Speaker 1: What's up? I thought Harry Styles was British, Like, nah,
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  Speaker 1: just for I just pretend to be British.
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  Speaker 3: That's all for show.
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  Speaker 1: That's all for show. I'm just a normal kid, normal kid,
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  Speaker 1: just like you. So it's up. So what are you
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  Speaker 1: guys doing When people catch on to it? Or there.
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  Speaker 1: They would just be like seven year old girls who
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  Speaker 1: were so excited.
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  Speaker 3: No, they usually probably I'm assuming they all knew.
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  Speaker 1: Is this actually Justin Bieber? Because I'm gonna hang up
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  Speaker 1: if it's not, I don't mess with me again. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to be fucked with. But I couldn't pass
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  Speaker 1: up at the opportunity to maybe talk to Justin Bieber.
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  Speaker 3: We would do it for like hours. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: why we were so entertained by it. It was funny.
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  Speaker 1: It's super funny. We need to we should get a
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  Speaker 1: fake phone line. How hard could that be?
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  Speaker 3: Not hard? We would just go get a burner phone
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  Speaker 3: from like Dwayne Reid.
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  Speaker 1: Do burner phones exist like that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? You can just get them at like CBS.
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  Speaker 1: I think, bro, if we're talking about current events ass stories?
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  Speaker 1: Did you see this fucking a whole? There was like
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  Speaker 1: a multi national sting operation where all these criminals were
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  Speaker 1: taken down across every continent because they had all downloaded
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  Speaker 1: an app, like a criminal app that like ensapp, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like a WhatsApp type of thing, like an encrypted app,
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  Speaker 1: And the US and Australia had set up some kind
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  Speaker 1: of like dragnet and they caught every you.
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  Speaker 3: Saw that shit, No, I didn't hear about that. But
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  Speaker 3: that's not surprising. I mean, like I don't know, like
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  Speaker 3: everything that you do is tracked, Like even if you
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  Speaker 3: have one of those apps, like there's still one hundred
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  Speaker 3: percent away with the government's gonna able to find out
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  Speaker 3: about it.
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  Speaker 1: It's just fucking crazy that there's an app that all
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  Speaker 1: criminals use.
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  Speaker 3: Though well I remember like a while ago Ice I
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  Speaker 3: think it was Isis was using WhatsApp. No, my Dead series.
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  Speaker 1: It's like people trying to cheat on their girlfriends, people
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  Speaker 1: who are like going overseas to like talk to someone
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  Speaker 1: in England and.
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  Speaker 3: Isis and Isis. Yeah, I mean it's not surprising. I
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  Speaker 3: watched the Snowden. I watched the Snowden movie pretty recently.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a doc or no doc?
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  Speaker 3: Here? No, it's with that one dude really famous, the guy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, of course, the guy from Five Hundred
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  Speaker 3: Days of Summer, like Joseph Gordon Levitt, Gjorse, Joseph Gordon Levitt.
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  Speaker 3: And it's a really good movie. But I don't know
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  Speaker 3: how like factual that movie is. But it's just like
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  Speaker 3: very the way. I mean, it's weird movie because they
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  Speaker 3: make it like I don't really know what the stance
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  Speaker 3: like what the what the current uh politically correct stances
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  Speaker 3: on snowed him, Like I know, for a while everyone
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  Speaker 3: hated him, and now in that movie they made it
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  Speaker 3: out like he's some fucking hero. Yeah, which he was
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  Speaker 3: kind of a badass in the movie.
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  Speaker 1: He zagged when everyone else was digging. Yeah Ezac, everyone
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  Speaker 1: was saying everyone was following the government's compliance. Yeah he said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he will zag here.
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  Speaker 3: He was kind of a badass in that movie. And uh,
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  Speaker 3: I mean it just made it seem like there's no
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  Speaker 3: matter what you do, like the government's always gonna be
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  Speaker 3: able to figure out what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. Does that deter you from wanting to do bad shit?
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  Speaker 1: Or do you think that the government's just watching you
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  Speaker 1: like scroll porn Hub or just like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I don't really like look up anything
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  Speaker 3: bad or do anything crazy. Sometimes when I watch a
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  Speaker 3: lot of like serial killer docs memories, like I'm on
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  Speaker 3: a list right.
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  Speaker 1: Now because you're just like studying.
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm infactuated by murder.
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  Speaker 1: This kid's we're gonna want to keep an eye on this.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, like I mean it's like over a couple
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  Speaker 3: of weeks ago, I went on like a kick and
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  Speaker 3: I watched like every single true crime documentary on Netflix
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  Speaker 3: and Hulu.
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  Speaker 1: Oh dude, the FBI is on a list a field
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  Speaker 1: day with you. The CIA is on your on your
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  Speaker 1: ass right.
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  Speaker 3: Now, and like Fi, Like, I'm pretty sure like your
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  Speaker 3: Wi Fi tracks everything you do, even if it's private,
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  Speaker 3: like if you're yeah, I think.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what the fuck that means.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I think it all comes down to, like your
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  Speaker 3: Wi Fi, I'm pretty sure they can just get everything
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  Speaker 3: from that.
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  Speaker 1: Damn dude. I mean there's just we've come to a
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  Speaker 1: threshold where like there's so many people who are so
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  Speaker 1: much smarter at so many things than me, where it's
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  Speaker 1: just like I I really have no hope.
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean it really doesn't matter for guys like us.
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  Speaker 3: But uh, if you're in ISIS, you're fucked. There was
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  Speaker 3: a kid that I went to college with who is
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  Speaker 3: in ISIS. I'm dead serious.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: We like last year we were at college at De
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  Speaker 3: Paul and they were like, we have a.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone go around and say something you think about yourself.
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  Speaker 1: This looked your left to look you're right. By the
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  Speaker 1: end of college, one of you will be at Isis.
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  Speaker 3: This kid in our college was like planning out. He
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  Speaker 3: was like he was communicating with Isis in like the
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  Speaker 3: computer lab at college and he got like arrested. And
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that they expelled him. He's just like
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  Speaker 3: some beauty with Syria. Yeah, it was like something weird.
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  Speaker 3: Like they were like, We're like, he didn't get in
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  Speaker 3: as much trouble as you would have thought. I think
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  Speaker 3: he got in more trouble with the police than he
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  Speaker 3: did with the school.
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  Speaker 1: It was just like a slap on the wrists.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like, come on. It was like an
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  Speaker 3: equivalent if like your parents caught you going on a
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  Speaker 3: megal What are you doing talking to strangers?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing being a gi hottist? What's all
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  Speaker 1: this g hot about? Kids? We know that one of
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  Speaker 1: you is in a jihad, We know that one of
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  Speaker 1: you is in an islamis Islamic terrorist sect, and it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be way better for you if you just come
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  Speaker 1: forward and say who you are, because if we have
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  Speaker 1: to catch you, it's gonna be way worse. Okay, Jordan,
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  Speaker 1: is it you.
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  Speaker 3: Son? What is this I'm hearing about you talking Isis?
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  Speaker 3: Were you gonna have to set up the parent. The
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  Speaker 3: parent locks on your phone again, you're leaving your phone
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  Speaker 3: downstairs when you go to bed.
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  Speaker 1: No more isis no more iis after eight o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: That was when Isis really became scary, when it was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: anyone could just join isis.
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  Speaker 1: Right, You could just like hate your parents, like all
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  Speaker 1: you had to do is like have been bullied by
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: some people and came like.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: It became like kind of like a punk rock edgy
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: thing for a bit.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: It's like pop punk. You'd be like shop at like
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: hot Topic or.
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or you join yeah, like if you listen to Nirvana.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: There was like a thing as a statistic that came out.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: It was like a seventy percent chancer in ISIS.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: For a while, you knew if you just had any
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Nirvana apparel, if you had any Nirvana T shirt, yeah
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: you're gonna probably wind up in ice.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: I was in it for a bit. I remember walking
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: down the street and I was wearing my MTV Unplugged
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: Nirvana shirt and I a guy with the just the
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: traditional smiley face Nirvana shirt, and I was like glad
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: to see a fellow supporter.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Really, I thought that if you just saw like the
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: traditional smiley face when you'd be like, this ship is mainstream,
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I'm joining ICIS. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this ship isn't a
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: hardcore anymore like that Pussy's doing. I'm actually gonna have
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: to go ahead and take the next logical step and
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: hop in on ISIS. How is that? How do you
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: what's how do you enjoin ISIS? Though? Is it?
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: I think it's gotta be put rush it like a frat.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: I don't think there's like a joining process. I think
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: it's just like you just are, like I gonna I
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: don't like people in general, so I'm gonna just join
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: like you just join you. You don't have to. I
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: don't think you have to communicate with anybody. I think
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: you're just in is.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Uh. I might be putting myself and I watch this
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: by googling, are you gonna google how to join icy?
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Or just what does ISIS? Believe in?
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Isis is the one that did the video of like
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: the training and they're just kicking the fucking uh. They're
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: just kicking all of like the recruited recruiters in the ball,
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: the recruitments, the pleasures they were pledge it. They're kicking
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: the pledge.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: I mean that does make it seem like you're pledging it.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, literally, or they were like hazing them.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: And then you're gonna eat braids. It's like, don't worry, dude,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: it's actually just like chopped up spaghetti. Dude, dope scared,
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: We'll have you got in in no time.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: I heard that. The ISIS parties are pretty crazy.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: They're fucking sick.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: That would be so funny if that's what it was like,
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Like it's just like a frat.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: It's there's no girls there, you won't get any pussy,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: but like everything else is like fucking incredible.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: The Isis guys are just like hanging out after a
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: long day slamming beers.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: So it's a religious group with carefully considered beliefs. They
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: just get to the fucking chase Isis. They need better
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: flyers and overview of Isis? Where did it cut? It's
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: just all just we're slogging through it, Like what.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Am I sure you can only access it on like
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: the dark web? Have you ever been on the dark Web?
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: No?
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, neither of I I'm too afraid.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I just imagine it being like a black screen with
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: green writing on it.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: I imagine it being like a yellow screen with just
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: like very poor like I imagine it like being like going
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: on like put Locker, like one of those free movie sites,
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: and it's just like you're very slow, a lot of
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: ads and then there's just like ads to like.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Buy dark web can't be fucking slow.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: It's definitely slow.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: The dark Web is.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: If I had to guess, I would say it's very slow.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: All the people who are the best at the Internet
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: do it You think that those dudes are gonna fucking
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: shuffer through that.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: I don't like the dark Web. It freaks me out
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: because there's just like apparently it's not even that hard.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Someone I know, there's someone I met one time said
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: that they went on at once and you just had
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: to download some some software and then you're in basically
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: and if you just like do and then you can
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: just like buy weapons.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: You just download an app you could buy weapons. That
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: must have been how easy it was, which is probably
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: why this like dragnet between the US and Australia. People
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: were like, these guys are just downloaded. Yeah, probably they're
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: trying to get on the dark Web, so like nuclear
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: weapons through fucking like I.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Mean, anyone who has a secondary like texting app on
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: their phone. It's like you're either a cheating on your
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: significant other or be in isis.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Weed dealers love to I mean, you wouldn't know shit
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: about this, but uh, weed dealers love to make you
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: fucking download an app and be like, oh, I'm on
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: this new app. Fucking you have to get.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: On, Like what would be the reasoning? Why why?
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: You?
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: What's wrong with text? Even if you're selling weed. It's like,
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine the government's really out there, Like, I mean,
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: I know there are, but I know things are getting
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: like the laws are getting looser these days, but I
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: don't know, I can't imagine the government's like sitting at
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: home being like trying to crack down on some guy
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: who's telling like a gram of weed.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always like the most crunchy like hippie people
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: that are walking in with like strap up.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: I mean in New York, people literally walk around you
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: and they're just like like you walk by and someone
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: and just whisper. They'll be like I got a gram,
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: or like I'll.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Sell you a gram, dude.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I think that that ever happened, It happens to me
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: all the time. I was walking this weekend and some
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: guys fall im just going juana marijuana, marijuana?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, where were you at?
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I was close to Times Square.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I think that dependent on the neighborhood, people would fucking I.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Got coke, I got mom.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where you're at?
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: It was to just walk around and just sell it
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: to random people.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's there's no way that that's good whatever you're buying. Now,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Like if they're if they're just like selling it, if
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: they're like shoving it down your throat, if they're like
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: door to door salesman of it, like they're just coming
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: up and knocking up, be like, man, would you like
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: to buy some cocaine? I have all these things like
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: it can't be good.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: No, it can't baby laxatives.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like then then like the people who go like
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: door to door selling knives aren't like those aren't the
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: best knives or are they?
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Probably they're probably pretty good. They're probably up there.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Do people still do that go door to door selling knives?
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: There were like a certain group of people that did
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: it out of college that I knew that were like, yeah,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: selling knives door to door?
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I think it's still a thing. It's definitely
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: still a thing because someone I remember when I was younger,
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: someone sold my mom like she someone did that for
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: my mom, and I remember they came into our house
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: and like cut a penny or something with like a
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: with like a with the scissors, and that's like the
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: big one. It's always they're either like cutting a shoe
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: or a penny or can knife.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: You're like slicing the sideways a can, which makes my
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: skin crawl. Even the thought of a knife going through
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: a can is like the most disgusting.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: The vibration and this sound.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's yeah, it makes my skin crawl. It's as
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: uh you might see online it's my ick and that
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: phrase is actually my ick. That's the girl.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Have you ever heard girl ever punched a knife with
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: a punched a can with a knife. That would be
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: like you'd tap out.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: That's my ick. Have you ever seen that phrase? My ick?
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's usually that a thing. Yeah, I mean no,
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: I saw I started seeing it like on TikTok.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I saw like someone being like Harry Styles playing basketball.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: As apparently it's like something that someone does that like
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: instantly turns you off of them.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Right, It's like or like pet peeve used to be
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: a pet peeve. Like I hate the word pet peeve.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I hate the word my ick. It makes my skin crawl. Yeah,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: something like calling something your ick. Yeah.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: I remember when I was like I was in younger
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: and I was in a probably like middle school or
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: high school, and uh, the you know how we would
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: like line up at the end of class to like
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: go to our next class, and uh there would be
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: like a whiteboard with all the markers, and I remember
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: I would take the markers now, would stick them all
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: together because you know, you can like put the front.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And my teacher was like, that's my biggest pet peeve.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: And I was like, maybe try fucking relaxing.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: That's your biggest pet peeve.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Undo them. It takes it's zero effort.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: It Actually, I would be fun to. Yeah.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: I would keep them together so then they're never lose them.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's the problem. People are losing markers left
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: and right.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Or you write with it and you have a wacky
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: ass long marker. Yeah, it's hilarious. You Suddenly the kids
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: are engaged, yeah, exactly.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Suddenly everyone would have loved the teacher if she was
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: writing with like a six marker sword.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Right, that's like getting out of the package. Yeah, that's
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: how you get out of out.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, breakout of the system.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Otherwise you're just fucking writing like every other fucking teacher.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Out there, every other dumbass teacher. Bro.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: You fucking you had me out there hating teachers. Bro,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: I know it's people are well.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: One time, Jake Paul made a song about teachers and
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: they're bad. He hates teachers because they never taught him
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: how to buy a Lamborghini. It's the song, it's it's
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: like teacher, It's like teacher, teacher never taught me that
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: how to get a lambo stat something like.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: That, Jake Paul, I need to look at the lyrics.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: It's probably that lyrics.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, at some point it was cool to
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: hate teachers, and then now we've gotten like.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's never been like a like it's
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: never I feel like almost every time that you're like
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: shitting on a teacher, that's usually frowned upon, like unless
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: it's like to your friends and you all know the teacher.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Like anytime I talk to my parents about a teacher,
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: they always have like they never have my side because
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: I was a shitty student.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: But like your parents wouldn't have your side.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Oh no, never really.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's some old old school shit. I
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: feel like now like kids always right. It's like customers
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: always right, but like the kids always right, Like fuck
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: the teacher.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Because I would come home and be like, oh I
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: failed the test, but I would be like, but everyone
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: else failed the test too.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: My teachers never taught me that how to deal with
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: this or that, how to make my paper stack, how
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: to get a DM back, how to buy a Lambo cash,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: how to get a DM back.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Dude, you need you need classes like that.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Teachers need to be teaching the kids what they need.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: To do that video. That video is so old, it's
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: probably like four years old. I remember when that came
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: out because like Cody co did a funny video about.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: It, doing sixty in Calabasas. I feel like Kim Kardashian.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Did you watch the Logan Paul Weather fight?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I watched it on TikTok. Oh and watch
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: the whole thing. No, I was watching live on TikTok.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Everybody was streaming it.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Oh that's awesome.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I fucking we would. You could scroll through who was
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: live on TikTok and every single live.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: That I was I was doing some I was using
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: just like links on my laptop and every single like
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: ten minutes, they would just crash. Yeah, but it was
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: a shit. I mean it was boring anyway. The dude,
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: I didn't did you watch the Bryce Hall fight, the
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: TikTok versus YouTubers one?
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: That one?
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: I only watched the highlight, so I watched highlights of
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: that one. But that fight looked better than the logan
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Paul Mayweather one.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Right, people were getting punched, Brice.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Hog got his ass beat.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: It's just fun to watch people get punched.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the special Amateur. The best part was it was
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: like Bryce Hall got his ass beat and he went
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: into it being like I'm gonna win because I'm a
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: real fighter. And then he gets his ass beat and
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: he's like, I'm just so grateful for this experience, like
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: like I like, I love everyone in the world. I'm
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: gonna buy my mom house. It's like, dude, like, you
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: can't go in being like you're the ship and then
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: lose and because try and become like some fucking I
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: don't even know.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: It's easy to say you're at forty fights You're not God,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: who do you think you are? Man? Hey, look right
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: in that camera and tell him you.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: So getting in forty street fights is like, what is
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: he a fucking critic who gets in forty street fights.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: It's definitely like arguments at no boo, yeah is what
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: he meant. Like he was at like ben State.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Hear he's never He's definitely never taken a punch to
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: the face.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: He was like in Boa and he shoves somebody.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: No one gets in forty street fights. That's absurd.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: But I mean it is a very How old is
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: he right now?
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: I think he's like twenty one twenty one?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I feel like like I definitely had friends at twenty
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: one who are like, I've been in so many street fights.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but even then that was probably different. I've never
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: even I've seen like two fights. Ever, Like, no one
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: fights anymore.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Fighting is dead.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Fighting is a dead thing, all right.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: That's not how people settle shit anymore. Or if you're
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: gonna fight, you do it on a pay per view
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: and you.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Get a bag out of it.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: You don't become a pussy about it. One of my
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: friends was telling me about like like he's from Rockway
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Beach and his friends are fucking fighting all the time,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Like they like grew up fighting. I think it depends
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: on the neighborhood that you're in, but like they've grown
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: up there. Like the dudes are like he has older
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: friends that are in their like mid thirties to forties now,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: and they'll like those are just like be at dinners
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: with a lot of people at a restaurant, Yeah, and
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: they'll just go over to each other cordially but pissed
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: off and be like, we're gonna fight. You and I
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: are going to fight. Like we can't do it because
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: everybody's families are here, but like and they would schedule
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: it at a church lawn. There was like there was
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: like there's a spot, We're going to this church lawn
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: and they're going to fucking fight with each other. Just
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: thirty five year old fucking forty year old men.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Fucking sometimes that's what you need, get your ass kicked.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: It's like fight Clough yeah, except not except like I
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: don't know. I like I get like being a fighter.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: I get like Floyd Mayweather like is a fighter, but
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: like what like I mean also, I guess like they're
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: doing it for the money. Like Rice Hall made ten
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: million dollars just for doing the fun.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: He make ten million dollars? Pretty sure?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, I think I think he said he made
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: ten million as soon as steps in the ring?
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: I think so?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of fire. I got a question. Why
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: doesn't Gruin manage him?
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think I think he like hates screwing. Really, yeah,
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: I think so, he's always Yeah, I think they like
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: hate each other.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Why. I don't know.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know anything about grew And. I just know
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: that he manages Josh Richards, and I know that he's
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: like a fucking loser who grewing. No he's not, Yeah
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: he is.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: How this is being recorded? Right? If someone's fucking if
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: someone's on the dark web, it's fucking grooing.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: We need growing on the pod.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Well, how are we gonna get him on the pod?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: If you're fucking slandering his name like that, We could
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: get him on like that, but fucking it not.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: If you're being like we had on the pod, we
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: would get less views than we would normally.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: No, what are you talking about?
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Bro? Guy sucks.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Me and my boys. Uh didn't you meet Earl?
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: You you talked to him because you were trying to go.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: To yeah, and and he stopped responding. And then like
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: months later we were out there and uh, and we
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: were just like we were like we were waiting on
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: like a guest to come somewhere. We had like hours
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: to kill and we started prank calling people. Yeah, and
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: we prank called him. We prank called grew And from
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: a block number, and uh, he texts my boy back,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: uh and was like, why are you like calling me?
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: So yeah, wait, yeah, didn't he like find your number?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, I remember we texted him or we were calling
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: him from a block number and he found the number.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: It was like, oh, what's up?
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Like, why are you calling me? It's like that's crazy.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: So that's what I mean, Like if somebody's on the
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: dark wayb or whatever, someone knows how to do that shit.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: But I think that I probably.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: He's probably got people. He's got shooters, Oh definitely, he's
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: got a bunch of TikTok little TikTok shooter boys.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Who is he talking to? I think like when he
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: talked to Frankie when they went out there, he was
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: like talking about like tweeting from Trump's account or some
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: shit like that.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: He was like he tweeted from Trump' account.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: He was like, oh this Trump this like see this
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: like text or this tweet from Trump's account like that
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: was me or something like that. Like I don't know
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: what the fuck he's trying to say. He like took
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: credit for it.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I mean all those guys are just like like that's
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: like the most that has to be like the most pathetic.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Like imagine meetings someone You're like, oh, yeah, I manage
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: these like TikTok boys who do dances wrong.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: How is that pathetic? You get in where you fit in? Like,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: if you can't be a TikTok dude the dances, why
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: not fuck him?
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: He's like how old is groomed? He's probably what thirty something?
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: No way, I think he's their age.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: No way. Josh Richards is like nineteen.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I think he's like twenty two.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: He looks like he's like he looks like he's at
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: least thirty maybe thirty.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Five American business person twenty two years old. Bitch, Jesus Christ,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: what do you mean you thought he was fucking older?
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: He's a fucking he's like friends with them.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, when are they gonna all realize that? Like
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: the only reason that guy does that is just to
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: like manipulate them out of money.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: But he's also helping them make money. Yeah, but I mean,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: you need a business person in your life to like
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: help out with this shit. Like I bet he helped
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: with the Josh and Dave deal.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: No, I think the Josh and Dave thing. I think
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: he was like a problem with it. He really, I'm
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: pretty sure.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know all.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be going saying false information.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: But why not? Why literally, why not try information? He
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: told Dave.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: He said, I if you don't fuck me, then you're
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: not getting Josh. He said, you got to pay the
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: troll toll before you get in this boy's hole.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: There's one way to get to this boy. You're gonna
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: have to fuck me in front of this house. You're
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: gonna have to fuck the troll, fuck me in this
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: infinity pool.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: He is very Danny DeVito esque.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I think that he is. I think hearing him talk
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: normalized him for me.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: You met him. No, just hearing him, hearing him talk
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: on the.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Phone when he was like, who the fuck is.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Calling my phone?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Jesus sugar size. No, like hearing him talking interviews and shit.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: I just don't like those guys. I just think they
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: all probably like not. I don't just like the guys
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: that manage TikTokers. Bro.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: It's necessary, it's necessary.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Is it? Though?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: What's necessary?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Who's managing themselves? Who's doing their own like business and
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: brand deals.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: I guess it's like probably helpful to have a manager
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: to get better deals.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: And yes, it's necessary. You can't look at it as
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: a bad thing. It's just part of the It's like
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: managers are like, if you go to LA you need
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: a manager. Just no, not that. But I'm saying if
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: you walk around or if you go places in l A,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: You're gonna meet people who are managers. It's like a
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: personality type. Like that's a certain type of personality to
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: get in where you fit in. You want to be
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: around it. I was in Nashville. It's like, you meet
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: people who are like manager personality types. Unless we're unless
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: we're unless you're alder. I mean I can jump on
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: board a week in slander.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Do you have a manager? No, you're not fibbing with me,
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: are you.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to. I don't have a manager.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: It sounds like you have a manager.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: No, bro, But I know managers are the best.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Everyone needs a manager. You're a manager.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I come from a long line of managers. All right.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Some of my best friends are managers.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: My dad was a manager.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, don't fucking slandersman.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Honorable job. There's a lot of honor in managing fifteen
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: year old TikTokers.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: We never we never talked about jaw Line, the movie
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: jaw Line.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Oh we did, and that was and that loser.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: No, he's not. I get it in back. He's hated
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Bold dude, but you can't like hate Bryce.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: We're gonna need you to do this little dance shake your.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Love for us. Bryce. You're making my life so hard
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I need seven posts to day. Bryce.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Bryce is easily the world the hardest TikTok Oh.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: He drives me crazy. I need a double Mocha frap.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: You know that guy has an hour long Oh yeah,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Starbucks order and they're like talking about la oh my god.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: That that's I talked about.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: It's on Hulu, right, I think so I watched it
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: on a plane, but yeah.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: It's on Hulu. It's about like, uh like TikTokers like
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: this these ticks and Bryce Hall's in it. It's about
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: them when they're really young. And this guy's like their
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: managers like young, probably younger than Bryce hall Is.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: He's fifteen years old and he has like a thirty
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: ounce cup of whipped cream that he's sucking on just
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: like at all times.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: And they're talking about like they're like the energy here
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: is just so great.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: It's different out here.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: It's different. Everyone everyone's famous in LA. I mean the
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: people have two hundred thousand followers just for living in LA.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: And then they drive by some like kid pierced up
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: everywhere like wearing his classic like e boy outfit and
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: they were like, that was Tanner. He has fourteen million followers.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: It's like, where do people get these followers?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Or where do you get the fucking gumption to be
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: able to fucking manage a fucking artist at fourteen? It's like, yeah,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: the good friend, you know what, I'll take this from here.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: They watch this from here, watch like The Big Short
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: or something.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think he watched? He could do this?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Man Like really, like do you think he watched Wolf
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: of Wall Street And is like, I'm.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: A business person, Like there's no way that that kid's
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: going to like, uh, he's not going to like business meetings,
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: and he's not like getting the best deals and shit,
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: they're probably like, Okay, we're gonna pay you this and
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: he's like all right, that sounds good.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like he's like super sassy and like terrible
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: to deal with, like hard to deal with.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: That's actually probably what it is.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I'd love to see if I'd love to be a
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: fly on the wall, but sometimes you need someone who's
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: hard to deal with. Like if you're easy to deal with,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: having someone that's hard to deal with isn't bad. But
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I don't have a manager?
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah I would.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I would.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: I would need a manager because I'm not.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Why not just get managed by Gruin?
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Like why not have I'm like, if I was trying
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: to make a deal with someone, I would like start
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: I would like start choking up halfway through.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Literally cry are you crying? Like you're trying to talk
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: to Erica? Just like crying in her office?
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: No, I hate doing shit like did you piss yourself?
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: I yeah, I guess that would be a good reason
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: to have a manager. I mean, look at alex Cooper
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: just got that sixty mili contract and she had an agent.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Did you see that when you posted the fake little
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: screenshot of.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Of us getting the sixty million dollar contract.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then Rhea's dad actually thought it was real.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Do you think that?
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Do you think she actually her dad actually thought it
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: was real. Yes, that's hilarious. I know that's so funny.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: There's like bad grammar in like the headline, Yeah.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: I spelled second wrong, is it? And I said, I
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: spelled the tempting wrong and no, no apostrophe on roans
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: and oh yeah.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: It's just like, uh yeah, he's just he just was
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: hook line and sinker just one hundred percent believe it.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: And I think that if you like start posting that
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: stuff enough, like it will become real. Yeah, that's actually
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: all that manifesting his bad photo shops.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Someone commented or someone quotes me did it and they
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: were like they were like, all this news about barstool
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: podcasts being worth sixty million dollars, imagine how much PMT
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: could get. It was like a lot of podcasts is
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: not worth sixty million dollars, not yet at least.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: But it keeps on. Like that's commented under the neighborhoodies
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: that came out and they're like, dude, I hope runes
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: the next one to get that sixty million dollar deal,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: because like he's been grinding so hard. It's like as
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: if the sixty million is like a thing that like
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: everyone gets. It's like your next man, that's your term
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: for your sixty million.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Sixty million dollars is so fucking crazy, though.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, until you get it, then you're like, what's next? Now?
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: I imagine she's probably just gonna I mean, she could
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: just do her three year contract and just retire.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: But why would you retire?
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Because she has sixty million dollars.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: With her lifestyle. You see that pair of pants she
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: was wearing. You think that that shit's cheap.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Spending sixty million dollars would be a hard task.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I bet it wouldn't.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: I bet it wouldn't either.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: But you buy one expensive thing and you're out of money,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Like you buy a boat, you buy a yacht, and
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: suddenly your money.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: She could buy a boat and still have many millions
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: of dollars left. Plus you gotta fact that she buys
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: like a legitimate yacht.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Uncle Sam, Uncle Sam's gonna get his cut.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: The man's gonna take about half of them, you know.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: The man, plus her agent. You know, her agent's on
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: her ass.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: That's about ten to twenty right there.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Then her publicist, plus.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: She's I mean, do you think she has a publicist.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's super Coop.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: I'm honestly gonna miss seeing her around the office. Such
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: a good girl.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: It's just my fondest memory is she would she would
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: play Papa shot and uh she would just fucking just
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: drinking both hands. It's fucking crazy. She was so fucking dope.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: She was a great presence in the office.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: But she was always like hoarding the snacks. She would
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: go and take like fucking three cliff bars at once
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: and be like, Coop, come on, But he'd.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Be like, what, I'm hungry, sue me.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Well, we'd laugh about it. It wasn't it wasn't that serious.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: It wasn't that deep. She was just like a dope,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: a dope person to be around, just like dope, like cool,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: cool and like just funny like people will never know
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: like the kickbacks.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: She was literally she was just like one of the guys.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Literally no. And she was like she had like hitting talents,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: like she could whistle really good. She was like super
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: she was good at uh, video editing, editing.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: We would together all the time.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, she she put you onto the gymmy years
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: she did.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: You're living on right now, which is love. Yeah, good trainer.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just dope dope chick. Wish her all the best, honestly,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: if you honestly, if you ever need anything, yeah, if
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask because, like
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, you'll you'll always have a home here.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: But it is crazy that she took all the waters though.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: What did happen to the waters she took her? We're
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: stuck sucking down like Revival light double double strength for vitalight,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: so high hydrated right now.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: But where are all took them? She was here. I
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: walked in on Monday morning and she was She had
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: a she had like her and like her entourage, and
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: they were all just carrying out boxes of body arm.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Apparently that was part of the deal that she just
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: got off of barstool. Yeah, I keep her merch sales
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: and then she gets to take all of our water.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I saw that by the end she was just pouring
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: them out into her person. Yeah, because she didn't even
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: want to like carry the plastic around. She was like
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: filling up suitcases with with water that.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: She was just cracking open and I was like, what
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: are you doing with those waters? Like don't you want them?
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: And she was like, I have so much fucking money,
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: I don't even need these waters, which is holy ship.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: It is crazy. Money does change.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: I was like, you changed since the Spotify. This isn't
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: the Cooper that I know.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I know, Like, let please, let's play Papa shot one
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: last time, and she.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: She was like, fuck Papa shot, fuck it, and she's like.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Fucking she dranked one of the empty water bottles off
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Big T's head on her way out. She like spiked
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: him from fucking point blank range.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Cooper, damn.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: And I thought she was kidding at first, but like
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: you could tell by the look in her eye that
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: she was just fucking She had murder in her eyes,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: seeming she was so pissed off. Yeah, great girl though,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: good girl, Yeah, great girl look. And like we said,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: she's always good to have her back, yeah.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Because she she ever wants to come back, will be
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: here as open third chairs always this third chairs. There's
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: actually what we got this middle chair for right here.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: This is Mike Mike for her at all times, just
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: we'll probably never use it again, just in case she
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: wants it back.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: She wants to walk in those dust off.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: The cobwebs because she's the goat around here. Yeah, she
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: showed us that a she's a true girl boss and
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: be what a girl boss can like, what the trajectory
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: can be.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she changed the game.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Honestly. I mean, no, no males have really succeeded like
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: that at this company. No, no males have succeeded like her.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Jenni Marbles have been able to parlay success into massive
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: success millions and massive deals. Otherwise, it's almost impossible to
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: be a male at this company.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: It is toxic environment for males.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Well, it's just there's a glass ceiling on males. Yeah,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: there's like you get to a certain point and it's like, okay,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna make sixty million.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I did sort of see Cooper as like more of
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: a mentor for me, though, in the way that she
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: was always encouraging us to start this podcast, and she
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: was like, you guys are going to be able to
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: like this is going to be great. You're going to
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: make it to the top of the charts, like I
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: want you, Like she wanted us to follow in her footsteps.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: She want us to be the first males to break
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: through the barrier.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She was always coaching you. Yeah, just being like,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: don't be afraid to go there. Don't be afraid to
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: go there.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: When she called me to tell me about the contract
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: I broke, so she called you, Yeah, only texted me.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: She called me at like three am and she's like,
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: I have bad news. And I was like, don't fucking
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: tell me because you.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Knew what it was.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: I knew what it was.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, that's such a gut punch.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: How much did they give you?
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: She didn't want to say.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Did she sixty?
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: And I hung up. I just hung up the phone and.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Did you call back? Or did you know? To give
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: you space or to.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Give me space? I called her the next morning and
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm happy for you, just hate I'm
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: gonna miss seeing you guys around the office.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: One it's hard for me type of thing. It's just
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: like hard for me, Like, yeah, I thought we were
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: building something of the type of.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Thing I listened to. It wasn't It wasn't easy being
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: happy for you by the alumineers after.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: That would go again, I forget, Oh I need I
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: just need to feel the vibe of how sad you're
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: feeling I was down bad. I need to listen to
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: like just a second of it. I need to pay
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: for this ad real quick. I ship by must miss you,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Elis oh Man.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: That looks my roommates came into what happened? Like did
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: someone die? I was like, she's saving she may as well.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: She may as well have died worse.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: A picture like a slow zoom out from your apartment
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: as you're like screaming and like the lights on, like
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: your buildings start going up. There's like a dog howling
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: in the street like with you.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but you know. I'm happy for her,
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: That's all I can say.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: And got a rooting for her. I am seriously get
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: that sixty and turn it into six hundred.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: I want, I want six hundred.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: I see deals for her. I see a makeup line
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: for her. Oh, I see a tequila brand for her time.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Why not have a mezcal brand for Alex Cooper? Seriously,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: she needs to hire me.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: She could probably use you.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: She could use so or at least as like an
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: it's ruin.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: If Brewing was behind that deal, that would have been
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: at least seventy.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Mil Oh my god, he's a savage.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: I will be awesome if she if she became like
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: the next Ellen, because you know how they're looking for
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: a new Ellen right now. Yeah, she could have been it.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: And when she inevitably gets canceled, like later into her career,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I will have some of the stories, like about how
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: she spiked the fucking bottle off big T's head on
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: the way out. It was actually toxic working for missus Cooper.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: I remember that one time I looked her in her
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: eyes and she said, don't look at me, and I
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm so fum.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, she just fucking eating hot cheetos and bitch
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: slapped the funk out of you. There's just a welting
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: hot cheeto print on the side of your face. How
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: dare you look at me?
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: But no, good girl, he looked at me. She was
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: always there for us, and I'll always be there for her.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Seriously, She's just Oh. I just have so many memories,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: like going to the smith and just like getting brussels
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: from and getting ship paste at lunch she could drink
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: and then coming back and recording like nothing happened, and
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: it's like do people know, Like we would.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Just start talking about sucking cock and she'd be like
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: I got We remember one time we were talking about
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: sucking dick at the smith at dinner and she just
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: gets up and starts going, starts running way. I'm like,
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: where you going. She's like, I have to record. She's like,
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: I just got an idea, I have to record. And
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: she was like and that was like an artist at
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: work and she was like that, yeah.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: See her her work at her best was like it
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: was watching fucking It was like watching Michael Jordan tribble
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: of basketball.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: It was like, holy.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Fuck, Yeah she is great. Yeah, she's true greatness. No,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: just the way that she talked about sucking cock was
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: it was beautiful. It was the Sistine Chapel ceiling.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: It was like listening to like the the like the
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: audio book of like fifty Shades of Gray.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Right, I feel like, yeah, it was just like that
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: that raunchy but that real. Yeah, it made me suck.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: I cried in one of her first episodes. I think
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: it was like Luck Luck nine thousand and one.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, I cried because it just showed you what
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: it could be. It's like seeing a new color, yeah, yeah,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: like or it's like it's like the videos went on
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: the color blind with the colors is Oh my god.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: I didn't know any of this was possible, definite if
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: I told you, no, she got me through some tough
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: times and I'm gonna miss her. And I'm gonna miss
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: the water at the office too.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I know, I am. I'm dehydrated to the point of
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: passing out, which I'm okay with because she like paid
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: my fucking salary.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, she paid all of our salary.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: She put us on the back and thank god that
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: we still had the merch agreement. We push, we pushed
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: hard for that because.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't get the merch agreement, this podcast would
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: probably be over already.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, our next are on the fucking line.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: We were, We were first on the chopping block to go.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: There's no doubt in my mind until we get our
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: sixty million.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: They said, if we don't hit two thousand and five
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: star reviews by next week, we're done. We're toast and
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: they're bringing Cooper back.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Wait they said that, Oh fuck, oh shit, dude, dude.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's hard for me to say I don't
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: want Cooper back, because I do want Cooper back, but also.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: Like I would step down if it meant that she
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: could come back.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I would I would bow out.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe I would take the sixty mil. I'd say,
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: you know what, I'll take it. I'll get like I'll do.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: It has to go to someone, so I'll take it.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: And then you can come and you can do Son
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: of a boy dad all take over, call her.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Daddy and she would be great.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: She would be great at it, great on Some of
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: a Boy Dad.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: And you've studied enough of her game tape that you
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: could kind of give people what they need. But you
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: just can't innovate like her. Yeah, you can't. Fucking She
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: could bend a bullet. She could bend a cock. She
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: could tie a cock in a fucking knot like someone
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: with a cherry stem. She could just pop a cock
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: off in her mouth and fucking have it in. She
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: could have it in a bunny years, not fucking just
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: like that, like a floppy knot, not even a tight one.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I mean she loops, swoop and pull a cock with
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: her fucking teeth the goat.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: She's a girl boss.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a true a true girl boss. She will be missed,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: but good thing we still have the merch. I love that.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I love that about her. What uh, what if.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: She just stops pushing the merch. I was thinking about that,
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: but then then she doesn't get paid, but I don't
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Oh does she still get fifty percent or whatever? Yeah,
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: it's not just like I thought Barstool had one hundred
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: percent of the merch and.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: We're just gonna make her do it.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like, make her do make us keep us,
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: make us keep us a lot.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: You have to push that, please, Like, we know that
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: you're all going to our jobs and we're and we
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: know you're super busy. Dave's just like hat in hand,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: like wringing his hat. Miss Cooper, Hi, uh, I know
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: you're really busy right now, but hear me out. We're
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: going through hard times right now, and well it would
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: mean a lot to us if you would just push
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: push the merch. You'll get nothing of.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Those interns to start a podcast, get the money flowing
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: back in.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: We seriously do Bro. Have you talked to any of
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: the interns. Yeah, I've talked to all of them, I
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: think now, really, Yeah, what's their attitudes? Like you got
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: to knock them down a couple of pigs.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, they're all a lot more confident than I
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: was coming in. I know, which I think is a
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: very agreed upon opinion.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: That everyone's confident. That's how it is every.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Day all that they're all very confident. Yes, And it's
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: like they're kind of act. They kind of have a
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: I run the show type feel to them, I know.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: And it's like, you don't want to be a dickhead,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: but you also want to take them down the peg. Yeah,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: and it's almost impossible. You can't have your cake and
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: eat it too, you either. You have to be a
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: dickhead to take them down a peck or two. Yeah,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: and it's tough, it's not fair, no, no. But at
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: the same time, my first my first time here, you know,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: fucking big Cat brings me into his office and kicks
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: me in the nuts. Really, oh my god, he was
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: feeding me fucking spaghetti.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: I remember when Big Cat stapled my nuts to my
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: leg on my first day. Welcome to the Welcome to
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: the fucking pirate ship. Welcome aboard, Welcome to the show Man.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: This is well, everyone, we all had to do this.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Dn't do this to me.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: First, he had me like put an oreo in between
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: my ass cheeks and walk around the office ten times
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: and if it fell out, I had to restart. It
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: was a.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Battery for me. It was a nine volt battery between
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: my ass cheeks and he made me chug fucking gatorade
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: until the electrolytes charge the battery. He's like, this battery better,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: aren't work And it was attached to a remote and
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: until he could turn the TV on with the remote,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: but by the electrolytes in my blood. He like had
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: to make me keep on chuck and gainor yeah, savage move.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: That is a great idea. I was similar to the
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: hazeen that I had when I was in Isis. I
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: just do some more ship like that.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Just fucking like chug this, chug this fucking ever clear.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sip like a bunch of like milk, do the
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: cinnamon challenge. The hazing with Isis really wasn't nearly as
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: bad as you would think it is.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: They just they would take you up to the top
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: of a mountain in the middle of Afghanistan and uh,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: make you take a bunch of laxatives and then just
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: give the boys one square of toilet paper and then
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: drive away. You'd have to make it back.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And it was terrible, but like it was one
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: It was one piece of toilet paper, and they said, don't
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: walk away until there's no shit.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: On your ass.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: You eat it somehow, you'd have to wipe and then
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: just have it sit in the sun and dry up
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: until you had another clean wipe in.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: The same toilet paper. And some of the boys were
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: like just ripping their shirts off and like tearing their
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: shirts to shreds and like they got killed. Yeah, obviously
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: it's part of it.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: Off the mountain.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they know it's that. I mean. And these these
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: guys and Isis were inspecting your assholes until it had
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: to shine like the top of the Chrysler building. Yeah,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: there had to be a glint to your asshole.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: They didn't want a speck of ship on it.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: It had to be like linoleum flooring. Your asshole had
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: to be fucking shiny as hell. But they were a
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: cool ass to and then and they did you.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Get in and then and then you're like you're in,
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: and it's it's you get to fucking chill, smoke. You
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: smoke all the weekly.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Cush and you're fucking lit and you're enjoying yourself. You're
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: like starting the califate and you're like spreading the word.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: It's fucking dope.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Get to travel a lot.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pick you get to sit in the back of
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: the pickup truck and they don't care. They're not like
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: sticklers for seatbelts, but you do have to be wild
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: respectful and like if you if you see another terrace,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: so like you probably have to like brawl out with
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: them or like.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's definitely very similar to like if like it's
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: like if if you it's like ka Saw sick, Yeah exactly.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: It's like you need it's on site with those dudes.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Like Isis and al KaiA, it's like it's on site. Yeah,
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: it's on site. It's on fucking site.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: You you'll get fucking jumped. I remember I like fucking
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: sprinted across a fucking picnic table and fucking like punched
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: down on this fucking al Qaeda dude when I was
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: fucking young in Isis and fucking there was like Achilles
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: and Troy and fucking just knocked this dude who fucking
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: broke his nose. It's one of my first forty street
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: fights that I was yeah, yeah, and I was whipping
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: these pussies asses.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: That would be awesome if Bryce Hall was like I'm
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: gonna win this fight because I'm a real fighter. I
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: was in ISIS.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: I was in Isis for five years, so yeah, I'm
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: pretty good.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Pretty confident. I've been in a lot of street fights.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: I literally was in Isis. I've killed people before.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm gonna beat this guy's ass. He's like,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: I'm at just about peace and love.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: YouTubers for ISIS. That would pull in some serious amount
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: of money.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: It would do crazy.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: What was What was that fight through? Was it just
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: like a rent? Was it like Triller?
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Al Jazeera? I think it's through Al Jazeera.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: I don't even know.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Al Jazeero put out the pay per view.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: It might have been through Triller. I don't even know.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: I don't even have got through UFC.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Right, No, And I don't think it's through like a
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: convention or was it on Showtime or was this Jake
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Paul or Logan Paul went on fucking Showtime. One of
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: them was on Showtime.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: I remember the one that was like a whath the
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Jake Paul versus that wrestler one was was presented by Triller.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I don't know why they just want
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: to I mean, they're just trying to sell out fucking stadiums.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: What's the deal with Triller, Like it seems like Triller's
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: just got unlimited money, but no one uses it.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't understand it.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Like like Josh Richards just like owns part of Triller.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Really Yeah, I think I think he's equity and Trill.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: He was, he one of the early creators on it.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think he uses it at all. He'll
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: like post ads on TikTok and they'll be like, go
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: check out my videos on Triller and then you go
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: over and there's like three videos or it's just like
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: the same ones he posts on.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I think maybe they raised money. I think companies like
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: that can like raise money and they're just like, uh,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: we're gonna raise like eight billion dollars.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's what happened with h TikTok. It
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: was it was like an Asia and it was these
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: like billion dollar corporations and they had like unlimited amounts
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: of money and they just funneled money into TikTok for advertising.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: And that's why I went from like zero to a
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: thousand so fast.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Raising money is a crazy fucking concept, Like I'm just
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: gonna ask a bunch of people for tons of money,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: so I can do whatever the fuck I want.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, like Dave, like, if you're rich enough,
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: you have rich friends who will donate, but.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Like it's not even donating. It's like it's like, I
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: mean raising money for charity, and they're.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Probably like they'll probably like, well, we're gonna like raise money,
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: will give you like a share equity or something like that,
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Like like.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I've got this really sweet business deal. Yeah, I hope
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: you might be interesting.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which is inevitable to work because we're gonna put
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: four hundred billion dollars into it.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: But then like down the road, like all the four
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: hundred billion is just like Bryce Hall, like like getting
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: punched in the face with his hair flopping all over
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: in like a fucking rainy ass stadium where the front
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: row is like eighty yards away. Was that in Miami?
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Was at the Dolphins stadium too? That they were both
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: fights at the same stadium.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it was at the same stadium,
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: but I know it was in Miami because I'd heard
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Dave talk about it. I want to read his tweets
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: from uh Bryce's I want to read his tea from
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: after the fight.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pull him up. Howd te hold you in his fight?
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: How to hold her?
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: Do? I don't know. I fucking hate that guy. I
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: hate all those guys so much. The only one who
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: I don't really hate is Josh Richards because.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Like he's he retweets you, reposts you.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: He doesn't repost me, but he seems he's reposted you.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Did he repost you twice? Or he talked about you
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: the one time and then reposts, Oh.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah he did. I forgot about that on bff's you did.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But he's the obviously the chillest one.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's the goat serious.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: He tweets at Austin McBroom after he goes congrats at
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: Austiner broom. We put on a show, let's take some shots.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: It's like, dude, you can't be act and buddy buddy
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: with this guy when you were just talking about how
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: you're a real fighter and you're gonna be his ass. Yeah,
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: he got his ass beats too. Yeah, he got.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Embarrassed because everybody can't be like it's also like a
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Logan Paul and Jake Paul are like
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: they're like fighters, They're like come from a wrestling background,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: so it's like you at least know how to get
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: punched or like hit and like you know what, it
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: feels like they get punched like from what I saw,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: he was just getting his next snap back.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just hate the like why I don't understand
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: the idea of being like, oh, like, I guess it's
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: just the people Like I mean, but even Logan Paul
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: and Jake Paul, it's like at least they like make
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: videos and like they do like they they started by
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: making like like they're not they weren't funny, but they
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: made like comedy videos on fine, Like these guys literally
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: just got famous for like being attractive and they don't
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: do anything. So why is it like they are famous,
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: are doing nothing and then all of a sudden, now
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: they're in Now they're professed. They like, but they're like
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: that's the classic segue from being a model to being
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: a professional fighter. Like that makes no sense.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like that's just I guess where the
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: bag is.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know it is where the bag is.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to stop disparaging all these dudes though,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: because A they're the homies. Yeah, B they got managees
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: and see and see bro we. I mean, I feel
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: like you and Josh hashing stuff out, you and Bryce
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: hashing stuff out right here on Son of a Boy Dad.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: I feel like that that would be good.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: That'd be great, that would be great. Do you think
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: that you would be like I hate you to your face? No,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: I don't think you would.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: I think something happened like that because I was on
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: the first episode of BFFs before they scrapped it and
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: uh oh no, I was the original Brianna and then
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: they cut me and uh and I talked to Josh,
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: and I think Dave was like, he used to make
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: fun of you.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Oh he he uh. He told Josh that you've made
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: the things that make fun of him.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, well, I don't know if I
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: really was fun of And I was like, but I
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: did used to make fun of him hard.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Actually, one of my most liked tweets ever is making
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: fun of him.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: So maybe maybe we should keep keep making fun of him.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's Buck's way, Maybe that's the vibes. Yeah, I
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: mean it what every I like to du Kale that
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: fought he was like in a video with us and
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: he was just like nice and like down to earth
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: like I think Kale cowboy Kale, he does like.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: Uh sounds like a bitch though, sounds like I could
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: beat his ass.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Kale Sauage. You definitely have seen him dancing, him dancing around.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: He fucking dances, dude, But he's fucking He's funny. He's
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: a funny dude. He's like a cool dude. I feel
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: like if you met some of them, they might be cool.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Do you also, do you think that if you were
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: just like, uh shredded like them, you wouldn't just be
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: busting down some dances.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think I'm not coordinated at all, But.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, if you could dance, I think your coordination
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: might just be getting in the way.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: My coordination is deaf. Oh, I know these guys.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: They're funny.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they are funny.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: And they danced at the fucking uh they danced and
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: then they went on to uh to fight. They fought
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: in these fights.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and this guy lost really Yeah, but I also
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: was he YouTuber or TikTok?
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: I think he's TikToker. Well, I think that, uh, we
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: need to start we need to keep shitting on them.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: Then yeah, we gotta shit on them.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: We need that's gonna as we find our voice as
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: a show, shitting on them will be everyone on them.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Like it's not like a even a hot take. Yeah,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: because I'm just feeling like a pussy for defending them.
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: Like everyone ships on Bryce Hall, they just want to go.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: At And that's why he does numbies.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: It is why he does numbies.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: More people hate him, so more people like him.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of the fire, we need.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: To dump this ship on YouTube. We need to find
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: a way to start dumping these out on YouTube.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: And yeah, I mean we can put them on YouTube,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: like we have the video. You know the video? Well,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: no one care say it. Say it's say you know
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: the video, Like you don't have to line up the
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: audio which is automatically connects to the mic.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: What yeah, shut the fuck up.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: But if we do, if we do a podcast on YouTube,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: I don't want to put it on my YouTube. I
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: then it's just make a new YouTube.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Make a new YouTube. Yeah, okay, I'm fine with that.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Whatever you want to do. This is your show. I'm
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: here facilitated. It's also my show, but it's your show
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: and I'm just here to facilitate it. And shout out
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: to the good folks over at.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: Miller, like, yeah, great people over there, We love that.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Great people. We love uh just the look of your
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: cans and what your company is all about. Yeah, we
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: love your ethos. We don't really drink your shit.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: We don't really drink it.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Some of us are young. I've never had it, but
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: we love what you're all about. And shout out to
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: m Light and shout out to Milwaukee. You've ever been
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: to Milwaukee?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: Brother, have been to Milwaukee?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, Milwaukee? Stand up, you have a kill boss while
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: you're there.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Where I want the corn?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: The corn? Is there corn in Milwaukee?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: Big time?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: I thought they had more wheat up there.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Oh no, big corn wheat, A lot of corn.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: Really, dude, I had no idea.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: Is that what Miller likes? Brewed?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, wow, I gotta get up there.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: You didn't know that.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: I got to hit a brewery out there sometime.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, bro, brewery tour. Did you ever take a brewery tour?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: I have not. I think that Uh, they're all exactly
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: the same, and I don't think they're interesting. I don't
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: know why people go on brewery tours.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: Just you're just not a beer guy. You are more
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: of like a red one guy.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: I'm a vinaigrette guy, red wine vinaigrette. I just like
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: salad dressings that I would go on a tour of
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: a ranch salad dressing or how is the ranch made?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: It has to be disgusting when you boil a ranch down.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: It has to be discussed.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: It's got to be really funny. Is super strong? Oh?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: I don't hate ranch on pizza.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: I would never order it myself, but if there was
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: someone pizza with ranch on it, I would do it.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: That's some American shit, I guess.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: I was talking to some Australians this past week and
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: they're like wait, wait time here, and we'd we'd never
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: hit rain show on anything.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: Well, you go to a pizza place in New York
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: and they have like seven hundred different types of pizza
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: with like one hundred different ingredients on them.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: But there's some places where there's like a fucking bucket
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: of ranch and a ladle and you can like ladle
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: the fucking range.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: I would never do that.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: It's yes, it's kind of savage.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would rather have it pre pour it on.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like drizzle. Yeah, a little drizzle, Poe up.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Pull that shuit up.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Let's go. What are you doing this weekend?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: We getting fucked up? Or what? Bro?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: Probably yeah, fucking pour up. Probably just gonna get shittered.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Let's get shittered.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: Let's do lean and I get ship faced.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Do some lean and fucking rip some holes in my
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: t shirt. Maybe tattoo my own thigh some ship like that.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe pierce my ear with the fucking like. Uh.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Probably go visit the boys of Ice from isis. My
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: boys from Ices are actually coming to visit this weekend.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: I forgot about that.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Everybody's coming in from iss the uh. I want to
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: show you something.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: What is this?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Take take my phone and zoom in on it.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Is that our podcast?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: And that's my grandmam. Oh really, My aunt just texted
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: me a picture of my grandmam holding up her iPad
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: listening to this.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: They listen to all your stuff, But I don't think
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: so that's so funny.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Which is just a hilarious one for them to get.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's what happens when you're fucking running
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: the charts.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: That's right. They just I think that they were just
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: browsing whoever's on the top charts. Who's ahead of us
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: on the charts in the comedy in the comedy world,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: was it fucking SmartLess?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: We're back down to four. Fuck, we were up at
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: damn it. We were up at trace right, we were
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: up at three for a bit, up at tah toy
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: right now it is morbid a true crime podcast.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Which a wrong category. Okay, true crime has your own category,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: so stop using you're fucking say you're lane pussies. So SmartLess,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: which is Jason Bateman. Will Arnett is the dude from like, uh,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: what the fuck show is that.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: Arrested Development whatever? That dumbass show is some bullshit.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Stay in your lane, Stay in your lane, go back
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: to TV, pussies, leave the podcasting to the purest.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: And then it's Armchair Expert with Dax Shepherd.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: Who is on you know Dax Shephard. Oh from Punked. No,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: he was like early on in Punked and then he
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: was in some movies. I think he's married to Christen.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: So all these people are like actual celebrities. Yeah, exactly,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: classic capitalists, I mean the small guys exactly, I mean
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: they that's all. So these are all famous people like
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: that SmartLess Armchair Expert and then behind us his office.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Ladies, which is the ladies from the office. Imagine how
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: sick fucking Jenni Fisher was. She's probably from the office.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Who is this? She like calls her assistant. Why don't
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: I own it? I don't know who this is. Get
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: me their fucking dicks on a platter. We have to
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: crush these. They're probably fucking furious.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: We need to run up the numbers on Spotify, though,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: we need to do.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: Why are they lacking?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: I just don't I don't see this on any charts
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: on spot Oh you know the numbers.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know the numbers, but I want to know
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: the numbers bad numbers? Ever will Everyone knows I'm a
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: numbers guy. Jay knows the numbers. He does, Yeah, he
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: told us. He told me that should our our trailer
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: got four thousand plays?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Fuck?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Does that mean the trailer.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Will edit this out? Whoever is editing this, don't never
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: say that again. Oh no, you don't never say disgusting
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: numbers like that again.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: Let's see what we are on all categories, on all categories,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: we like nineteen or nineteen still on all categories. This
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: is huge and part of my take is sitting at
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: twenty three re.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Yo big cat pft. Hang, you're on.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: And firing day is coming up this week.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: You boys are on, notice you're on the chair. Seriously
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: hate to be them. Those boys are definitely scrambled.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: I would hate to not be the top barstool podcast
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: right now. And yeah, now that coop is out and
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: I mean leaves us a little more wiggle room.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Boys have to run the show now, tough, paint all
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: your salaries.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: Except they do have the third biggest episode of episodes.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: And we also never look at those. We don't look
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: at the episode never.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: We don't do We are not We're not within the
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: top two hundred.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: I can't wait till you get ship faced off of
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Miller Lit this weekend and you start like calling up
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: other co workers being like, you know, I pay your salary, right,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: you know that you wouldn't be able to work here
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: if it wasn't for me, right, so act accordingly and
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: bring me a pizza from the rank.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: I'm a money machine. All I do is make money
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: for this company. I'm gonna call Dave this weekend. Let's
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: talk raises, Let's talk money, let's talk equity. I don't
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: want to raise. I want equity in pant.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Just walking in with like a like a Manila envelope
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: with all the charts printed out and just flopping it
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: down on his desk right in front of him.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Sell spreadsheet.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Hey, look at that. Yeah, you know how to read Excel.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: I got it in bar grass line graphs and on Excel. However,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: however your little brain can process it.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, let's go. We're on comedy. We're one one hundred
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: and twenty fifth episode and one hundred twenty sixth episode.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: There we go. Our plan, our plan worked.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Put out. Flood the market, flooded, flood the market with
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: extra episodes.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: Maybe we should just start putting out like ten episodes a.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Week, dude, or chopping down the episodes into a bunch
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: of micro episodes.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: That we Oh, we're also fifty five.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: What bro?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a dude when he was fifty three.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: Fuck Dax Shephard.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, we're on his ass. I know I'm gonna I
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: have such a head rush right now. I feel like
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: right after when I deadlift and I fucking stumble away
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: from the bar and I haven't been breathing to get
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: my form exactly right, and I just stumble back where
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: it's like, whoa, that's how much of a fucking head
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: rush I have from these fucking numbers. I love charts.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: I'm a big numbers guy.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, when they're in my favor, and when they're not,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: I try to tell myself that it's just about making
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: the content good. Now I'll do Backlips don't matter mental gymnastics.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: Numbers only matter if you're at the fucking top.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: I scoff at people who follow numbers. When my numbers
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: aren't good, I'm like, oh, you can't you care about
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: that shit? Uhhah, fucking literally has no bearing on anything.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: The only number I care about is my end seem
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: five inches all summy. Yeah, No, I'm going back to
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Eleven's really my one boy. Fucking he started, he started
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: tweeting about it, and it has me fucking inspired.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: I'm going with seven seven, Seven's to go.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: To a nice go to seven, Yeah, a.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: Nice, healthy, short length. There's no need to be shown
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: that much thigh.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: No one has good enough thighs for that. There's no
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: thigh unless you've tattooed your own thighs, unless you like,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: unless you kind of have a punk thing going on.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: And you bit a lot and you tattoo your own thighs.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: I don't think I'll ever have big enough thighs to
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: be doing five inches. I wore five inches pretty recently
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: at the gym, and I was just like, I feel naked. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: I had my dick's hanging out, like my seven inch
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: poking out of these things. Well that's the reason how
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: you can't, Well, you can't wear five inch in seem
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: shorts if you have.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: A if you get boners, if you're prone to boner,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: if your dick is bigger than five inches, yes, if
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: your soft penis is longer than five inches.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: Doing squats and my dick's hanging out.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Or you just have to wrap it around your balls.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: You have to like sync it in a fucking circle.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: Around your ball up to your belly button.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: You just have to double wrap it around your balls
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: like a fucking garden hose, like wrap it around a
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: bunch of times like your tuck it back. Yeah, you
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: have to plug it into your own asshole. If you
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: want to be able to wear shorts like that, I did.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: I think I wore like shorter shorts one time and
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: went to a fucking like a park I was doing
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: little pliometric workout and I was just leaping around the
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: park and a man was just ogling me. He just stared.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: He sat on a park bench and he just sexually
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: stared at me the entire time. It was like a
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: disgusting amount of leg I was showing, and it was
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: making this dude so short with the shorts like three
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: inches it might have been.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: Really they were short shorts.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't know how short they were once I put
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: him on.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: That's the worst is I remember going to high school
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: and wearing something that I'm like, wasn't comfortable wearing, like
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: not like not like I would wear a fin. Then
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: I get just going like, damn, this looks horrible, and
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: then you just got to tough it out for the
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: rest of the day.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: You're like pulling your legs, shorts down on your legs
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: or some shit.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like trying you get to school and it's just
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: a massive stain on your shirt or something. Yes, and
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: that you didn't catch before. Yes, And you just got
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: to tough it out.
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  Speaker 1: We're just like some wrinkled ship that you know that
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  Speaker 1: everyone's going to be roasting.
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  Speaker 3: Just an assive load on your fucking shorts. Oh this
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  Speaker 3: is a fucking comrade.
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  Speaker 1: Last night did not Oh fuck, I did my shorts
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  Speaker 1: and forgot to change. I knew I meant to do something.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: Your shirt is just stuck to your belly button. Yeah,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: but caking of jizz and like peeling it off.
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  Speaker 3: There was a really old viral picture of this that
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: like happened to some kid, but it was on like
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: the back of his sleeve, so he like couldn't see it,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: and there's just a massive load on the back of
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: his sleeve. He's just like in class chilling, I.
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  Speaker 1: Would taking notes or like if you didn't even see
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  Speaker 1: it and then you just see the video or like
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: the picture it's like a still frame on like a
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: chive gallery or some shit. You're laughing your ass off
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  Speaker 1: and you get to like photo thirty seven, you're like,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: what is that? Me? Is that my? Oh my god?
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: How long have we been recording?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: Probably a good bit. I think we're going to wrap
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  Speaker 3: it up.
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  Speaker 1: Let's wrap it the fuck up, all right. Shout outs
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  Speaker 3: The computer lab at school and play it out of
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  Speaker 3: every single.
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  Speaker 1: Desktop the computer lab.
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  Speaker 3: You have a computer lab? No?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: My school, Uh, we didn't have a computer LABO we did. No,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: we definitely had a computer lab.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I think I was gonna tweet that yesterday.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: It's gonna tweet that yesterday. But then I was like,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: does not every school have a computer lab?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: I think they all. Well, I don't know what if
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: computer labs exist anymore because everyone has computers, I was thinking.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: So then I was like, a dumb tweet. Didn't tweet it?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, that's the ship you're leaving on the bone. Yeah,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: come on, dog, that's why you need to just be
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: dumping it out from the son of the boy boy
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Dad twitters.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: Like, why is Nate trending?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Nate Barcel Nate and it's barstool Sports thirty seven tweets.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: No, it's probably just Nate Barcel Sports. And then there's
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: probably like twenty any other thousand. It's probably like a thousand.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Like Nate Diaz. I mean this tweet from Hank about
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Nate has three hundred and thirty six. I don't know.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: I guess they're I guess they're pissed off at each other.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Frank the Tank and Nate were just to break the
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: boys up.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: All right, we'll wrap it up.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: Thanks for the tweeting about it now. Oh man, oh man.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: Wait, Nate is one tweet in the last hour that.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Was about as uncomfortable as I've ever been. I'm trying
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: to figure out what just happened and how that could
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: have been handled differently if you watch the full video.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: I did my best, and I'm sorry I lost my
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: caol for fifteen seconds, but that was an impossible situation.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: What even happened? Did I miss? Did I miss something?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: I was trying to calm Frank down.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: And then Frank like lashed out at Nate. Right, but
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: what did Nate do?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: I Nate called Nate, Nate said that Frank was being
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: a baby.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: And then Dave tweeted about it.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw it, and Day tweeted about it. That's
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: so fucking fun. Oh my god, it's right.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Please, you always have comments. I was just telling him
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: to breathe. I was just telling him to take a
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: couple of breasts because he was throwing Because.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: Me, you, Tommy, and Rhea were all in the office
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: like over by our desks, like watching and then me,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: Riha and Tommy are watching it on his laptop and
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: we look and all of a sudden, You're in there.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: And we were like, we were like, Rome was just
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: here one second.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: I was literally I went to the back to get
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: us this room to record. And when I got to
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: that room that's why they were broadcasting out of, and
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: they were like, dude, he's melting down. And I was like,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: my guy, and they were like, should go go and
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: go and go, like sprint it in. I was like, Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: That was so good. I don't understand what the problem was.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: I thought it was funny. I think that something you
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: should feel. They should just walk away from that. Actually,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: nothing happened, be able.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Should we have them on to settle their beef?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: Not right now?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: All right, next week, next week they'll be on.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: All right, Thanks for listening, MHM