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Chris Franjola 2025 Year End Review · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 1: the road, when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is
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  Speaker 1: the show to know. She talks Hollywood tales for real life, Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Saving Serial Data and Serial Sisters.
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  Speaker 1: You'll be addicted and addicted.
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  Speaker 2: Fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 3: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. We're almost at the
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  Speaker 1: end of the year, so I had to bring our
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  Speaker 1: favorite comedian, father of the year, blue-eyed model, fresh from,
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  Speaker 1: were you modeling in New York? What were you doing, Chris?
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  Speaker 1: I was doing some modeling, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I was on the runways of.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, were you doing stand-up or visiting your family?
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  Speaker 4: No, I was visiting my family. We had the Frangiola
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  Speaker 4: family Christmas on Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Very nice.
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  Speaker 4: Out on Long Island, yeah. Which, you know, it's whatever
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  Speaker 4: that is anymore. It's just a lot of people talking
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  Speaker 4: about it. getting up and down the steps, you know,
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  Speaker 4: and how it's going to be difficult and who's going
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  Speaker 4: to be able to make it and who's not. It
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  Speaker 4: was shockingly depressing. Because it's almost like the last, you know,
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  Speaker 4: it's the last one for a lot of them. Because
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  Speaker 4: you had like aunts and uncles there? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So when you say goodbye at the end, it's like, okay, goodbye,
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  Speaker 4: like forever, like this, you're not making next year. So
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  Speaker 4: it was a lot of that, a lot of just
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  Speaker 4: take care for good.
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  Speaker 1: I once had a situation like that with like a
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  Speaker 1: cousin and it was at my dad's funeral, but he
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  Speaker 1: was the one that always like got everybody together.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And she goes, is this going to be the last
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  Speaker 1: time we ever see each other? And I felt so like, no.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But it was, you know, like there was still some
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  Speaker 1: correspondence and stuff over the years, but like, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, since we're just on a roll.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, we had it. Just let me give you it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Just to show you what it is now. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: you remember the days where it was fun, where you
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  Speaker 4: exchanged gifts and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Those days were all because nobody, there's no children.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want anything.
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  Speaker 4: I don't need more crap. I didn't have my kid
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  Speaker 4: with me. I just went by myself.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And let them stay here.
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  Speaker 1: And they can't really shop and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So there's none of that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So at one point, the conversation's just about like, just ailments,
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  Speaker 4: you know, what they're watching, what people are watching seems
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  Speaker 4: to be big. And then at one point, my mother
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  Speaker 4: wants a new couch. But my father will not buy
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  Speaker 4: a new couch because we're going to be dead. Like,
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  Speaker 4: why would a new couch? We're going to be dead
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  Speaker 4: in six months.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly why you should get a new couch.
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  Speaker 4: He's saying, I don't want a new couch now. Like,
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  Speaker 4: I won't be able to enjoy it. But it's not
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  Speaker 4: a bad. Like, you got to start thinking. You got
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  Speaker 4: to the point in life where you got to start
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  Speaker 4: thinking about things. Like, I'm not going to purchase a
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  Speaker 4: new car now. I have, you know, there's not much
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  Speaker 4: time left here. Or a couch.
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  Speaker 1: But they're not terminal.
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  Speaker 4: But no, but things that you have for a long time,
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  Speaker 4: you don't purchase those at 85.
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  Speaker 1: I disagree with that theory because even for myself now,
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  Speaker 1: more and more I'm having a panic about that my
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  Speaker 1: life is ending soon and I haven't traveled and I
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  Speaker 1: haven't spent the money I should be spending on myself
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  Speaker 1: because I feel like my kids will be fine and
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  Speaker 1: I need to enjoy my life now. Oh, like, like
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  Speaker 1: I'm done saving for the future.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's like, you know, so I'm kind of, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, why, why am I not.
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  Speaker 4: Like, you know, do you have any big things planned?
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't. And that's a panic too. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: I go and I open my Instagram and I see
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  Speaker 1: like the, this, these travel agent girls that are like,
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  Speaker 1: this girl is like a, you know, this is the
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  Speaker 1: trip we just booked for our, they're called chic stay
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  Speaker 1: for our clients. It's four nights at the lava, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 1: And then four nights. And I'm like, oh my God,
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  Speaker 1: like I need to do this before it's too late.
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  Speaker 4: Like, you don't want to be disappointed. Like, we just
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  Speaker 4: went hot air ballooning, and I thought this is going
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  Speaker 4: to be one, like, this is one of those ones.
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  Speaker 1: How did it go?
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  Speaker 4: Well, it was great. I actually thoroughly enjoyed it. Okay. But,
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  Speaker 4: you know, you take off from, like, Home Depot parking lot. Like,
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was going to be, like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Some beautiful feel Albuquerque.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, what city were you in? Which is like the
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  Speaker 4: capital of hot air ballooning.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Did you have to go at like five in
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  Speaker 1: the morning?
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  Speaker 4: Five in the morning. I'm not kidding. It was a
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  Speaker 4: Home Depot parking lot. We blow up the balloon. I'm
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  Speaker 4: like working there. The guy's like, hold it up. I'm like, wait,
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  Speaker 4: I got to work here. So then it goes into
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  Speaker 4: the air and we're up there for an hour. It's
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  Speaker 4: pretty nice. The guy's great. The company's great. And then
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  Speaker 4: we landed. This is not a joke.
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  Speaker 1: The landing is scary.
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  Speaker 4: We landed in the Sam's Club parking lot. I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was going to be like an open
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  Speaker 4: field and mountains, but.
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  Speaker 1: We did it in Napa. My sister and I, I
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  Speaker 1: just turned 21. So what do you do in an
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  Speaker 1: alcoholic family? But that's like the one trip we went
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  Speaker 1: on is now finally Heather can drink. Let's go to Napa.
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  Speaker 1: So it was Shannon and I, my parents, we go
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  Speaker 1: to Napa and we did one of those, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but my mom stayed below. She did not want to
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  Speaker 1: do it. And I do remember like going up was
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  Speaker 1: really scary. Then once you're up there, it's like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is kind of fun. It doesn't feel scary then. Right.
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  Speaker 1: And then going down, it was a little scary because
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  Speaker 1: it's like people yelling at the men and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's what they're on. Because the guy, we were
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  Speaker 4: supposed to land in a museum parking lot, but the
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  Speaker 4: wind took us to Sam's Club.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then my wife's like, we got the champagne package.
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  Speaker 4: So when we land there's champagne. So I once again thought, oh,
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  Speaker 4: this is going to be in a field. We were
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  Speaker 4: literally drinking champagne out of the back of this guy's
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  Speaker 4: pickup truck in a Sam's Club parking lot. So I
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  Speaker 4: was like a bucket list thing and I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was going to end differently than this.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God. Um, that's hilarious. Okay. So I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: you made it alive.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So you did your Christmas thing. You came back a
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  Speaker 1: little early. Thank goodness. Cause you could make this, but
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  Speaker 1: because you said it was just freezing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it was like 15 degrees. I was, my patience
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  Speaker 4: for 15 degrees is gone. Like even in New York,
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  Speaker 4: when you're like, Oh, it's Christmas time. Cause it had
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  Speaker 4: snowed and then the snow just froze over. And that
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  Speaker 4: was a nightmare. So I'm like, I'm out. I, I, I,
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  Speaker 4: I'm from there. I understand most of the country has
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  Speaker 4: to go through that.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 4: I can't do it anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I am not from there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I never wanted to do it. When I would
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  Speaker 1: watch those games, like people freezing at football time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I was just like, what if I marry some guy?
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  Speaker 1: And like, that's what we're doing on Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 4: And you have to go to.
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  Speaker 1: And I have to go and I'm just free. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I mean... I remember we went to the SC Notre
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  Speaker 1: Dame game once and it wasn't even that cold, I guess,
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  Speaker 1: from standards because it was like whatever, October. But I
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  Speaker 1: was just like, there's no way. Like all my friends
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  Speaker 1: and I, we went into the back of the bus
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  Speaker 1: and we were just like, we're just waiting for the game.
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  Speaker 1: This is just, I just don't understand. And then Drake
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  Speaker 1: was saying that what you were saying, the soda cans
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  Speaker 1: were freezing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my God. They have a video at the Chicago
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  Speaker 4: Bears game. It was like six degrees, something. And this
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  Speaker 4: guy opens his Pepsi bottle and it freezes like as
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  Speaker 4: he's pouring it.
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  Speaker 1: Now, when you're like a big fan like that as
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  Speaker 1: a dude.
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  Speaker 4: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, and maybe we can speak about men,
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  Speaker 1: not you, but other men. And you're big bulls. What
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  Speaker 1: are they?
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  Speaker 6: Bears.
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  Speaker 1: Bears fan. You're a big Bears fan.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And you're all excited. And your friend is like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got these tickets and everything. Or maybe you bought
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  Speaker 1: the tickets. And maybe you're even on a budget. Does
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  Speaker 1: anyone ever just go? You know, I'm going to watch
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  Speaker 1: the game from my home. They should. I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just like, how is this a good time for anyone?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm not really like, I don't think
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  Speaker 4: I've been to a football game in a long time. So, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. I mean, that just says a lot. Like, that's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of effort.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we are going to talk about something sad because
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  Speaker 1: we need to talk a little bit about, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the Rob Reiner and his beautiful wife. And they have
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  Speaker 1: arrested the son, Nick. He has retained the famed defense
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  Speaker 1: attorney that worked with Karen Reed. Yeah. And, you know,
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  Speaker 1: there's lots of questions that we have in a situation
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  Speaker 1: like this. I feel so badly for the other two kids.
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  Speaker 1: So he was the middle child. So there was an
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  Speaker 1: older son. Of course, he had a daughter with Penny Marshall,
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  Speaker 1: who has spoken out. But then when he married this
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  Speaker 1: woman who he met during, while doing Harry Met Sally, Michelle,
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  Speaker 1: then they had their three kids, two boys and a girl,
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  Speaker 1: like perfect, you know? And it seems like the kids
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  Speaker 1: were all really close. And then obviously he had his
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  Speaker 1: challenges too. from teenage years or even earlier on people
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  Speaker 1: have spoken, the yoga instructor spoke and said, I would
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  Speaker 1: be doing yoga. I'd come over and do yoga with
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  Speaker 1: them and he would interrupt them all the time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how long ago that was, but yeah. And
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  Speaker 1: it's just, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's the whole thing is, is a crazy story, but, uh,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I feel bad a little bit for Conan O'Brien.
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  Speaker 4: Like I feel like he's, It all began at his
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  Speaker 4: Christmas party is what I'm reading now.
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  Speaker 1: And when these tragedies happen, you do sort of associate
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  Speaker 1: something like that forever. And I'm assuming he's one of
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  Speaker 1: those guys that has the annual Christmas party.
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  Speaker 4: It must be like a Hollywood Christmas party where all
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  Speaker 4: the A-list comedy people and everyone else, filmmakers go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And, I mean, he can't do it anymore. Like all
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  Speaker 4: you would talk about now is the last year's Christmas party.
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  Speaker 1: Sure. the reiners michelle and rob attended and they brought
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  Speaker 1: their son because they felt he was in a really
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  Speaker 1: bad place he's one of you know this has just
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  Speaker 1: been a very common thing i had it with my
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  Speaker 1: uh sibling and brother i'm going to talk more about
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  Speaker 1: it on patreon because the similarities are very hard and triggering.
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  Speaker 1: Like my sister and I can't even talk to each
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  Speaker 1: other this week about it. Cause it's like, yeah, but it's, um,
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  Speaker 1: it's really hard. And it starts with, you know, they
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  Speaker 1: struggle as a kid. Yeah. And because you're struggling as
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  Speaker 1: a kid, then they find drugs and alcohol and they
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  Speaker 1: finally feel normal. Then they become addicted. And part of
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  Speaker 1: the reason that the addiction and why they didn't feel
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  Speaker 1: good as a kid is there's another layer. And it's
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  Speaker 1: not just straight addiction. There's mental illness.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And then you parlay it into, um, You have all
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  Speaker 1: the opportunity in the world. You have the two loving parents.
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  Speaker 1: You want to be in the industry, but because of
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  Speaker 1: all this addiction and illness, even with all the nepo help,
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  Speaker 1: you can't do it. And then you have a selfish
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  Speaker 1: personality or whatever the case is. It's like... his entitlement.
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  Speaker 1: And so he was walking around the party, not dressed
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  Speaker 1: accordingly and getting, walking up to like Bill Hader, interrupting
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  Speaker 1: conversation and being like, are you famous? Are you famous?
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  Speaker 4: He would ask him that. Apparently what I've read this
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  Speaker 4: morning was he would ask him, what's your first name?
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  Speaker 4: What's your last name? And are you famous? So the
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  Speaker 4: people were like, I don't know. I guess some people
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  Speaker 4: probably knew who he was.
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  Speaker 1: And some probably didn't, but he's walking around in a hoodie.
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  Speaker 1: People are like, wait, what? And then you, I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: just like my dad was with, you know, my brother
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  Speaker 1: and stuff, it was like, what the fuck are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: You know, like stop it. And so there was like
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  Speaker 1: a verbal something. And so then, um, I guess he
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  Speaker 1: was living at the house and obviously something happened there.
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  Speaker 1: It happened with a knife, I'm assuming. Because Rob Reiner
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  Speaker 1: probably never did own a gun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because he knew that he had mental illness in the
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  Speaker 1: home and never wanted one or whatever the feelings are.
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  Speaker 1: But a lot of people sometimes would choose to go
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  Speaker 1: that route because they know there's there's danger in the home,
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  Speaker 1: you know? And so that happens. Then he leaves and
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  Speaker 1: they find, he checks into a hotel. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how they found him then in like Echo Park. Cause
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  Speaker 1: he left the hotel. I don't know if they had
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  Speaker 1: a tracker on his phone, how they found him.
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  Speaker 4: Is that where they, they got him at an Echo Park?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then when he left the hotel, yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: left the hotel and then the detectives came and they,
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  Speaker 1: you know, found a lot of blood and things like that.
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  Speaker 1: And so, um, The kids have, Romy and I forgot
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  Speaker 1: the other son's name, but they have made a statement
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  Speaker 1: just like they were not just our parents, they were
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  Speaker 1: our best friends and we are grateful for the outpouring.
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  Speaker 1: And it's just a horrible position to be in because
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, so I'm assuming there's a trust, right?
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  Speaker 1: And that all three kids got equal parts. So it's like,
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  Speaker 1: are the other two then paying for the attorney?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, who pays for that high-powered attorney?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then if he does spend the rest of
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  Speaker 1: his life either institutionalized or in prison, where does his
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  Speaker 1: portion go besides what you can put on the books? Like,
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  Speaker 1: it's just, you know, that's where their connection and everything
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  Speaker 1: will come in. And they're probably like, yeah, we don't
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  Speaker 1: ever want him to be free, but if we can
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  Speaker 1: have it be that he's not, you know, in the
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  Speaker 1: worst place on earth, then, you know, maybe that's what
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  Speaker 1: it'll be.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he appeared... In court today, this morning, and there's
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  Speaker 4: pictures of him shackled. And it said he was wearing
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  Speaker 4: a suicide smock. That's what I read in the papers.
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  Speaker 1: Like a thing to make sure that... I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what a suicide smock is.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it's something where somehow it's kind of controlling you
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  Speaker 1: from hurting yourself. Yeah. I mean, you know, already the
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  Speaker 1: conspiracy theories are starting.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 1: That he didn't do it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: Already? Already.
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  Speaker 4: They come up too quick.
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  Speaker 1: And then he came home and found it, but got
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  Speaker 1: scared and left. But no, I.
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  Speaker 4: Think it's true. To conspiracy theorists all around the world,
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  Speaker 4: all of you. I feel like if everything is conspiracy theory,
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  Speaker 4: then nothing is a conspiracy theory. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: There are ones that are legitimate, like the Kennedy assassination
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  Speaker 4: or whatever else. So if you say now, because immediately
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  Speaker 4: like this one, everything, sometimes shit just happens.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? And in this case, I
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  Speaker 4: think that's certainly the case. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And, you know, and it sadly has happened. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's a thing that happens. Menendez Brothers. This doesn't seem
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  Speaker 1: like it was planned. Menendez Brothers was planned. There was
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  Speaker 1: a very successful, I think also entertainment executive, older man
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  Speaker 1: in Santa Monica whose troubled son just ended his life.
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: On December 5th. I don't know if they know each other,
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: but it's literally top Hollywood people. But then there was
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: a doctor in Simi Valley with his wife, and they
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: had a beautiful life, married forever. Their 35-year-old son, it's
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: a lot. And the thing is, you can't do anything
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: because the way it works is you can't get someone
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: committed unless they have a lot of money and they
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: spin around, and then it's Britney Spears. I mean, the
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: fact that Britney Spears can get in a conservative ship,
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: whether you agree with it or not back then, It's
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: like for a normal person to get there, like a
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: middle class person to get their really fucked up son
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: somehow to be safe. So they're not on the streets,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: but they're safe from you. It's so impossible because when
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: you're not well, you don't know that you're not well.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: And then if you're on the medication, you're like, I
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: feel so good. I don't think I need to take
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: this medication anymore. So it's just the hardest kind of
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: illness ever because it's like, You know? Yeah. And that's
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: the worst part about it. And I just, I know
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: everyone's chiming in and saying their thing. And, you know,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: it's like, you just don't know unless you've had someone
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: in your family deal with this.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: I know you had something similar and I feel like
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: a lot of families do and have. As a matter
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: of fact, so much so that in all the pictures
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: now that you see of them when they're together, he
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: does look off in all the pictures.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: He looks, you know, everyone else is smiling. He's never smiling.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: And then all the comments underneath are like, oh, I
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: know this all too well. Like this kid or whatever.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: I have somebody similar in my family, blah, blah, blah,
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: you know? Yeah.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: And just all the, so like I said, I'll talk
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: more about it on my Patreon and stuff, but it's
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: really sad. And I just, I feel so much for
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: the brother and the sister, but I do have a
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: little more of a connection to what the youngest daughter
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: because that's like right me and you could tell she
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: did videos and stuff with her parents and you could
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: tell that she was just like the apple of their
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: eye and she was so close to them and i'm
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: sure she had many experiences where she was terrified of
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: her older brother.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: You could see it in the pictures i'm telling you
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: there's literally like in that one we're looking at right
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: now like she.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Is she's literally leaning away from leaning away from But
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: when you have these families, these tight-knit families, they will
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: be like, well, this is what we're doing for Christmas.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: This is what we're doing for Hanukkah. Everyone's coming, you know,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: and that's that. And you're like, what do I do,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: know about the drawer.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: The drawer. Just the one square before bed. Or two,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: you know. Nobody's watching. You deserve a treat.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: With eight flavours to choose from, you can choose the
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: flavour you favour with Cadbury Dairy Milk.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: filed against me.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: When your free will is about to be taken from you,
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: what would you do if it was given back?
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: He said, I have a work dad.
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: I need a home dad. What happens next?
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: When I came in, he started crying.
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: happens next.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I decided to risk it all.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: I realized how valuable every day was.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: You're worth the work. Listen, Dara, I'm not going to
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: pull punches. You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Um, okay. Let's change subjects because there's some fun things
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: and we're going to do like.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: A wrap up of the big wrap up.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: So I thought this was very interesting. This guy, uh,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Gowanus canal official account. I just came across him and
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: the title of his, uh, video was friend fishing. And
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Oh, that's interesting. Cause I always say when
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: men are kind of like married people trying to see
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: if you want to cheat, they always kind of like
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: are fishing. Like they're like, where do you get Starbucks
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: in the morning? You know? And then like, Like when
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: people want to have affairs, like fishing, they kind of just.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Put out little crumbs. Oh, and then they'll show up
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: at that Starbucks or something?
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they kind of put out crumbs like, are you down?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Are you down to like fuck around?
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. So I was like, what kind of fishing
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: is friend fishing? And I talk about friend poaching and stuff.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, what? is friend fishing? So this guy goes,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: this girl, you know, in this day and age, you know,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: there is like, uh, finding friends on Bumble and things.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: People are just looking for friends. Like it is like,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I'm in the city. I don't have my friends. I
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: got this new job. I don't have a boyfriend, but like,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: can I find a girlfriend to go on like a
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: walk with?
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: How many friends do you have?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Like if you, I'm not looking for them, but I
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: understand why younger people.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: You're out of the friend market? No, no.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I said I have enough.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: You do?
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I have enough, but like joining, like doing my pickleball
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: and all that, I am making new friends.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Have you made new friends?
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, I really have. Really? I've made two good ones.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: Is that right?
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, I've made two real ones.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: But you got to, they could do something that we're like, oh.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: No, one is Canadian, so I'm not afraid of them.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: So far, I'm not afraid of that guy. Already Canadian.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: They'll be fine.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: They're so nice.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're so nice.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: They're so nice. Yeah, the other one I'm excited. You know,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: I've just connected with two and there's just a few
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: others that like, no, we will like do stuff together.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: But it is hard to find new friends. And it
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: took even longer. Like I was, you know, I wasn't
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: making any for six months.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: And I thought like, oh, you know, living here, people
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: will be having fun. um, holiday parties and stuff, but no,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: people all just go to the club. Like no one
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: wants to host anything anymore either. Right. It was like,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: your parents don't want to buy a couch. We don't
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: need to.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: It's too much trouble. Too much trouble.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: So I'm just going, okay, you know, everyone pay for themselves.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Right. And so anyway, um, so this girl goes on
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: a friendship date with, if you will, with this and she's,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: is like, Oh my God, I just met the coolest girl.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I'm so, you know, tells her boyfriend, I'm so excited. Like,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I think I made a friend in this city, a
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: chick I can hang with. And then she gets a
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: text from the girl who's like, so great meeting you.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Such great connection. I have an amazing offer for you.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I want to offer you my life coaching services, which
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: normally I would charge someone $ 2, 000 for. But for you,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do it for free. Now, this is
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: a triple horrific thing. One, you thought it was a
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: real friend.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Two... Now this person actually thinks you're so fucked up
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: that you need life coaching. And three, she's teaching, she's
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: going to teach you her life coaching skills. So then
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: you can go be a life coach under her. So
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: it's like an MLM life coach and it wasn't a
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: real friendship.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: This is why I don't, I have not made a
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: friend since junior high school. I believe everything's a scam.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: That's what your dad has always said.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my dad has, we were brought up on everything's
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: a scam. And I still live by that to this day.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: It's served me well. And so making like a friend,
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: especially for men, I think it's a little different. Making
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: a friend as an older man, it feels either gay,
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: you know, like if they're overly friendly, like, all right,
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: I don't go that way.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: You know, I just saw a lot.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: What's your what's your what's your scam angle?
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Well, I was going to say with men, too, they
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: will bond over a sport or poker or something like that.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: But then they also never talk to each other.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: So they never know why that the person lost their
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: job or that they're getting divorced or even that they moved.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: They're just like, they're gone. And I'm like, I mean,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't have to know anything, but could
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: you like find out like the number of children they have?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: It's always like, I don't know, like two or four,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: two or four. That's like a pretty big difference. Like
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: what are you talking? How do you not know? I'm like,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I know like where the kid went to school, that
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: her engagement was broken off. Like I know everything.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: But anyway, my scam, my latest one is, I think
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I told you, I don't know if you were here
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: when I said how I had the person calling me
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: acting like they thought I was a man and it
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: was a girl wanting to like meet with me. Yeah.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Did I tell you the story?
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: No. No.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: So I got a text and I knew right away
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: it was a phishing thing where they just get your
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: number and they're like, Oh, and they just start some
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: weird conversation and you're like, oh, sorry, wrong number. And
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: they're like, oh, I'm so sorry. How do I have
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: your number?
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: This is so weird. Yeah.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: And so then it's, you know, a little, a really
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: pretty girl, a Filipino girl standing, sitting in front of Starbucks.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: They sent the picture?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: They sent a picture. I made a whole plan to
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: go meet her at the Waldorf Astoria.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, so you were having fun with it.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Yes. And I said that I was divorced and I said,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I belong to this country club. And then I could
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: see then they're, they're waiting. Then they look up the
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: country club and they're like, Oh, in the Palisades.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I believe I've been there before.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: So like they're trying to connect actively sitting.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Yes. So now I got a new one knowing I'm
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: an old bitch. Now they know they assumed I was
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: a woman. Somehow they said whatever. And so this one
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: came in and this guy's like, hey, you probably don't
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: remember me. It's Joey from New York at Palamentos or whatever.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I looked it up. It's like a cool restaurant in Brooklyn,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: like weird, some weird place, but looks nice. And he's like,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I met you shopping in, no, I met you in
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: North Carolina. And so I'm like, okay, I know this
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: is a scam. So I immediately write, I'm like, oh,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: in North Carolina, was I with my friend Stacy? He's like,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: you are at the blah, blah, blah shopping center. And
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: we just connected. Do you remember me? And I'm like, well,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I shop there a lot, you know, like that. And
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I go, can you send a photo? And it was
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: a very dapperly dressed black man in a fancy hotel.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, I love every second of it.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: And so I'm like, so I'm reading it to my
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: sister and I'm like, Let's see how quickly he says,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: let's move this conversation to WhatsApp.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, is that what they say?
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: When they ask for WhatsApp, then you know it's a scam.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Because we're already texting here. Why do we have to
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: go to WhatsApp? Yeah. We have to go to WhatsApp
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: because there's more trickery to WhatsApp or something where they
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: can take your money or something, Drake, right?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Eventually that's what it becomes right yeah but right when
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: the name right when it came up it said somebody's
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: name and it said possibly a scam like it literally
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: said it on my apple phone like like whatever or
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: um not a scam but uh spam yeah spam that's
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: what yeah yeah so there's a thing but i do
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: feel like life coaching is.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: The new mlm yeah uh the life coaching podcasting thing
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: the fact that So many of these people. Mel Robbins. Yes,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Mel Robbins, Jay Shetty. I mean, nominated for Golden Globes.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: And their origin stories aren't true. And they steal their
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: stuff from other people. But hey, I guess if you
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: really like it and you're listening and it's improving your life. fine.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: But it, it, it is interesting that, you know, this
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: is the year of the grifter and, uh, 2025, you
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: know how it's like the year of the dragon. I'm
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: going to say 2025 was the year of the grifter.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: Really? Do you think so?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. I feel like, I feel like I
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: was using the word grifter like a couple of years ago.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: And now I feel like everybody's like, grifter's got a grift.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: It's a grifter. It's a housewife grifters. It's just people
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: like It's so, it's such an interesting fake because I've
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: like come across somebody that we know, which I'll tell
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: you about at lunch. Um, and I read this weird
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: article about them and it's all bullshit. Like they wrote
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: it themselves and they made it look like an article
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: and then they put it on their Facebook group on
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: their Facebook page. And I'm like, Oh my God. You know?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: And it's like, she's a dynamo. She's a triple threat.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: She's a, and I'm like, she's, not doing any of
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: these things. Like I know who she is. Like what?
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: And I mean, in this day and age, you can
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: just fake, you can fake anything.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: I don't understand what people are getting at. Like the
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: fact that this, like Mel Robbins, for example, like the
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: fact that it's such a huge podcast. So I'm like,
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: of course, at one point I'm like, well, let me
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: see what all the hype is about. So I listened
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: to some clips and it's just, I literally saying like,
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: you want, To feel good in the morning, you need
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: to get a good night's sleep. I'm like, well, no shit.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like it's like that.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: It's like Meghan Markle. One of our traditions every Christmas
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: is going out and choosing our own Christmas tree.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And it's really great. You know, you get the
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: hot chocolate going before. And then we get the tree
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: and we wrap it on. And then we say, you
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: know what? We've got to stop at our favorite Chinese restaurant.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Before we take it down. And it's just something that
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: we like to do. It's like, what? Yeah, I agree.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: It's like that same thing. Like, you know, write down
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: your goals.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. Yeah.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: And you know what? Be your own best friend.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: This is like.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Because no one else is going to be. Yeah.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: You ever go into a car wash? You know, and
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: in the car wash, it's not only for car wash.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: And when you go to pay, they have an area
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: where they sell shit. A lot of times it's air fresheners.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: But every now and.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Again, they somehow, they got... bamboozled by some salesman to
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: stock some weird stuff in there that doesn't belong in there.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: And a lot of times it's inspirational, you know, things
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: that are framed.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Some ugly inspirational. And that's what Mel Robbins must just
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: read those. You know, I feel like it's just inspirational
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: car wash messages that she says. And people just go
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: nuts for it. I don't get it.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I think, you know, and I do, and I believe
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: that other people that are big podcasters that are always like,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to say their name because I'm afraid,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: but they'll be like, and they say it so, they
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: come off so articulate, they come off so smart that
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: you're like, I believe you.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: It's the big glasses. You need the big glasses.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Right, I believe you. And they have like a pencil too.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: When people podcast with a pencil in their hand, it
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: just shows you that they are like working on shit.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: There's something smart. I need this to.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Write something down. And they'll look right at the camera
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: and they'll be like, I have heard from extremely, two
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: extremely good sources, and I have the text messages to
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: prove it, that my life is in danger because And
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: when this all comes out, it will be explosive. For
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: right now, I have to keep it under wraps.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, I know who you're talking about.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: And then two months later, you're like, wait a minute.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: What happened to that story?
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: It drives me. I know who you're talking about. I
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: think everyone else does, too. And it was a recent
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: thing where she said, tomorrow, the bombshell about this certain thing.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: And it never happened. So it's wild.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: I guess everyone, that's a grift, I guess, right? Get
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: them to buy whatever.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: They've just been accused of that too. And it's like,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: and I'm just kind of like, what part of it
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: is though, in this world of being able to, everybody
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: can get their story out on TikTok or Instagram or whatever,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: and you can set it up and you look like
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: a real journalist and you say all these things and
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: you put it out there and the person at home
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: then understands goes, oh, I put the two clues together.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I figured it out. I'm so smart. I'm so smart.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: And that's the hook. It's like they're not really telling
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: you anything, but they're telling you enough that anyone on
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: like a fourth grade level could put the clues together.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: And then they're like, holy shit, this is what really happened.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: But then there's no proof to it. No. And then
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: we move to the next one. But in the meantime,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: you're getting, you know, 500 million trillion views and, you know,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: and money and explosive and a protector at all costs
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: and everything. And I'm like, Ken, where is that person
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: going to be in two years?
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: I'm, this is what keeps me up at night. I'm like,
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: is this something, just a small window? I'm going to
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: go back to Mel Robbins again. Like in 10 years,
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: are we still talking about Mel Robbins? Or does everybody go,
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: this is stuff I feel like I've heard before. You
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: know what I mean?
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Do you remember the girl who wrote the books? And
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I can't even think of her name, but she wrote
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: books called like, girl, wash your face. Girl, get up
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: and take a shower or whatever. And she took off.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: She was exploding right before.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Was it Maya Angelou?
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: No.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: No?
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: She didn't write Girl, Wash Your Face?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Will you just, Drake, look up who wrote Girl, Wash
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Your Face.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: Was it really a book?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. And what happened was she and her husband were,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: they were early on in the blogging and the podcasting
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: and this is our marriage and we're going to do
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: a three-day event. What's her name? Oh, yeah. Rachel Hollis.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: And then one day she did a video where she
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: was just, you know, read one mean comment and it
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: was just the wrong day at the wrong time. And
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: she snapped and she went and someone had said like,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: you know, well, you're, you've kind of, you don't seem
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: like a relatable anymore. And she had just gotten her
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: eyebrows done and they were like, the way you get
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: your eyebrows done. It's like, I don't, I just like
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: pencil mine in and like wash them off. But like
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: people do this weird, like it's like a, like a
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: temporary tattoo. So they were very dark.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: So she had very dark eyebrows and she goes and
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: she's like trying to the camera. And she's like, I'm
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: not relatable. I'm not, you know, and neither is Harriet Tubman.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: And everyone was like, are she comparing herself to Harriet Tubman?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: And she was like, I get up at 4 a.m.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: and that's why I deserve to have someone clean my toilets. No,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I don't clean my own toilets. And it was just,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: it was like, and after that, well, it died a lot.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Then COVID happened. So then the tour and all that
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: stuff died.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: And then she and the husband that did things about,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: we have a great marriage, they get divorced. Oh, shit.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: And then he was selling a book and no one
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: was buying it. And then he yelled at his audience,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: why aren't you buying this book? You know, like, All
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I needed was 25,000 of you to do it. I
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: have 400,000 followers. Like why haven't you done it? And
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: then unfortunately he, um, passed away of, I think some
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: type of, um, addiction or something. I think she probably
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: still as a podcast, whatever, but it was the same
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: type of thing. And it was like her story. People
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: all loved her. And then they like examined her story
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: and they're like, wait a minute. She like met this guy,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: like working at like, um, not the Weinstein company, but
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: like one of those big Disney companies. And she like
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: worked for him and basically he wasn't even into her.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: And like, and then people start to like really look
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: back at her books and they're like, what did we,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I just think there's this female audience that, we are
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: always looking for the answer.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: We are looking for the answer to find love. We're
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: looking for the answer to make our relationship better. We're
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: looking for the answer of how we can be financially
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: independent and successful, which is the MLMs and the life
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: coaching and all that. We're all just like, what is
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: that one exercise that's going to work?
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: What does MLM mean? Multi-level marketing.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: We're looking for that thing of like, how can I balance?
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: How can I do that? And so it's just an
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: easy– it's an audience, unlike men, that actually just want
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: to improve ourselves.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: And we're willing to spend the money on it. We're
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: willing to buy the books. We're willing to go to
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: the event. We're willing to take the yoga class and–
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: And yeah, and they tap into it.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: And then there's other men that are like, fucking scoundrel.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Also, I'm too lazy. Like, if it involves like three meetings,
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm not going. That's far away. I'm not
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: driving to that meeting. There's no parking over there, you know, like,
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: so I wouldn't get caught up.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I remember this girlfriend of mine called me and she's like, Hey,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I'm in your neighborhood. Can you meet me? I had
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: this amazing opportunity for you.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: It's this. That's that sentence right there. I'm out.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: She's like, it's a way that, uh, soon that people
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: will be able to talk to each other on the
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: phone while looking at each other. And I was like,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: that's ever going to happen. Yeah. But it never did happen.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Apple came out with it. This company never came out
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: with it. It never worked.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: That's not how that kind of stuff works.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You don't do that over lunch. Chinese chicken salad
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: at the Stanley's.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: And OK, so next was I want to talk about
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: this thing that I've seen this from different things. It's
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: the VHS dates thing.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Videos that are going viral.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: They're on like Instagram and TikTok.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: There's a few companies that are either. There's a few
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Instagram accounts. I don't know if they're taking it from it,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: who the actual account is. But they're very funny. And they're,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: you know, women with the 80s hair. And it's back
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: from the Great Expectation days, which I did. And I
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: did my own video and it's somewhere and I would
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: die for them to find it.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Oh my God. Wait, great expectations was you shot a
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: video and then you would go to like their website.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: No, there was no website. No, that's how long it was.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: You'd go in. It was on Sepulveda, uh, kind of
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: near Westwood.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: And I go in, I paid my $ 1, 100 and my
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: dad is like, what are you doing? And I'm like,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: I'm 25 years old and I want to be married
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: and I want to have kids and I'm not meeting
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: anybody of quality. And I just closed like some real
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: estate money. So I had like a few thousand and
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to do two things. I'm
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: going to join sports club LA to find a rich
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: industry person, which never worked. And my butt was still
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: flat and that was very expensive. And then down the
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: street was great expectation. And so I did that. So
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I do my video and they're, they're like, you're going
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: to do really well. And I looked at it and
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't think so. Like, I didn't think
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I looked cute. It wasn't good lighting, whatever.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: But it was just because I was young.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: It was just because I probably was the youngest person
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: doing it.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: You answer the questions like, what are you looking for
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: on a date?
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you like? And I was just like,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I said I'm a comedian or trying to do comedy
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Shouldn't have said that.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: And an actor. I did. But I said, I also
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: do real estate. I'm looking to get married and have kids.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: That's just what I wanted. That's when I turn it
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: right off.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: Comedian is looking to get married. Bye-bye.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, does anything sound weird? I used to say that.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I used to say I could never be a female
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: comedian because I'd watch it as a kid. And I'd
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: be like, I want to get married and have kids.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: And I don't think there's anything less attractive to a
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: guy than to see this woman on stage talking shit
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: about men.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's gotten better. It's gotten better.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Well, men are more open to it. But anyway. I
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: wasn't open to it. I knew I had to do
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: it because God gave me the gift. So I was like,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: how do I find someone that will marry me?
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: So that's probably where they get these is from great expectations.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And so then I would go in and they'd
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: be like, okay, you have all these requests. And then
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I would have to go in and They'd give me
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: the tapes and then, you know, I'm not very technical.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: So just even playing the VHS tape was like challenging.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: Do you take it home or you watch it?
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: No, you watch it like in a little library room.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: Oh my God. That's why I talk about it. A
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: bygone era.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: And so then I finally just walk up to the
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: girl and I go, this is too overwhelming. Like is,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: who do you think on this list is even worth
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: talking to? And she goes, this guy. And he was
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: a 38 year old anesthesiologist. Yeah. No, but it was like,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: first of all, height was a big deal because I
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: was tall.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: So and it's like I wanted someone who was Catholic
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: if I could. But, you know, and then and then
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I anyway, so then I when I saw his photo
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: and he's like wearing like he's in New York with
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: like two normal people and he's wearing like a trench
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: coat and like a nice suit. And he lives in
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Manhattan beach and he's a 38 year old anesthesiologist. And
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like, and at the time I'm 25, 26 and
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this is perfect.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: But I went on some dates with him and he
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: was nice, but I just wasn't feeling it, you know?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: And so then I just, you know, ghosted him and,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: and that was the end of that. But then, then
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I went out with this other guy who was cute
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: he was mormon i didn't really understand what mormon was
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: i just thought it was like being a protestant or
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: whatever until he told me no i give 10 of
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: all my money to the church forever yeah 10 i
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: was like uh no goodbye to that right and um
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: so then it ended i yeah it was a big
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: waste of money except i have the story to tell
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: but I'm dying for someone to find mine. I don't
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: know if this is true, though. It's too funny. It's
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: too down. Except if the people are this talented as
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: sketch players and comedians, they would have a following on
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: TikTok and we would recognize them.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: I agree. I agree. There was one. I don't know
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: if it's that lady that you have photographed right there.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: Or one that came out just recently that was so good.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: What was she saying?
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: She was just talking about, you know, and I'm looking
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: for someone who wouldn't hire a lawyer.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: That woman. It was so funny.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: And I was like, I thought started to think this
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: has to be a sketch.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: This girl was like, um, yeah, I'll tell you. I,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: sometimes I do a round kick in bed. Like I
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: am not a great sleeper, but I'll sleep with you.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Like it's all the, it's, I truly feel like it's, 1996.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I'm in the groundlings and I'm doing, you know, it's,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: it's a level three and I have to do a monologue. Yeah.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: And this is how you write the comedic monologue. This
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: is how you create the character, the backstory, the jokes. Right.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what it feels like. So I'm like, I
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: can't believe this is that they just found these tapes
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: and that they would have access to them and there
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: would be no legality. And not one person has come
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: forward and been like, I'm.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: Still, that's me.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, that's me. Or that's my mom.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Like, I can't, so.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: Well, maybe they have. I haven't heard of it.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: If you guys have, can you please write me because
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I'm dying to know.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: Because it's so funny. They're so, but they are, it's edited.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: They're editing like the clips together.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: So to make it look like that's one, you know,
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: they're saying funny things constantly, but.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Maybe, maybe that's, it could be real that it's edited,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: but I just, I need to know the truth.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Like, I need to know the truth. Oh, this is
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: another thing I just thought was interesting. This just came out,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: page six. George Clooney will no longer get too close
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: to his female co-stars on the screen after having a
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: serious conversation with his wife Amal regarding the matter. I thought,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: first of all, I feel like we haven't seen him
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: in a movie in a long time.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Well, he's got a movie out currently, but yeah, it's
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: on Netflix movie.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: And you've been married like a pretty long time now.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: And he's also like, how many movies where the 70-year-old
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: guys are kissing? You know what I mean?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: And also, yeah, that you would even care. I feel
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: like this is just a fake story. Yeah. To get
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: people to think that they have like a hot, passionate
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: marriage and she's jealous. And you marry George Clooney and
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: then 10 years later, you're like, you know what?
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: No more kissing. Yeah. I can't think of the last
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: time he kissed a woman on camera. That's what I'm saying.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I feel like, isn't he doing like Nespresso commercials with
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper's new face? Like, God, that is terrifying. That
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: was like, did Bradley Cooper put on a Barry Manilow mask? Like,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I am shocked.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: What is it though? I'm looking at it.
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: But I think it's the hair.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: It's a hair transplant.
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Um, maybe he was wearing a wig. I mean, remember
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: how sexy he was in the, in the, uh, stars board?
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Like, where is that guy? I feel like that guy
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: was like that, you know, his rough character. And now
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: it's like, his face is like this and his hair
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: is like that. And he's, he's, I mean, he looks
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: like a completely different person.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: And it's so weird to me. Like if, if Bradley
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Cooper's going in for that kind of, none of us
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: have a chance. You know what I mean? Like he,
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: there's a, there's a guy who's, Like top 1% good looking.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: Where everyone else, we're all just ugly losers for the
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: most part.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: I just think plastic surgery is something where you get lucky.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's the right doctor, but sometimes you have the
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: right face that can be like subtly lifted. where people
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: don't see it, and other times it's just very dramatic.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: And there's not a doubt in my mind that Brad
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Pitt has had some type of facelift. And it looks great.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: They just didn't go too far. Bradley Cooper, it's something
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: about the cheekbones and the nose.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: What I'm hearing is the eyes. When you start messing
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: with the eyes.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Yes. When you take the hooded lid.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: When you get.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: That lid away, like Mandy Moore just did it, and
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: you just look like a different person. Yeah. Yeah, I
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: remember when Renee Zellweger did it too. Yeah. I think
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: those hooded eyes are sexy and pretty. I don't like
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: when people get rid of them.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: I have very hooded eyelids, like so much so that
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: I wake up in the morning. It's fucking scary.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: No, you have just normal eyes. like aged eyelids. I'm saying,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I'm saying when that is your look at like 12,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: that's your, that's your eye look. Right. You don't have
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: the bone here. I think that is a pretty look. Like,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: I think that's a sexy look. I don't know why
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: you people get rid of it.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: The great thing I have is if you ever want
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: to know how ugly you are, you have a six
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: year old daughter who stares lovingly into my face every,
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: every morning. And I think something beautiful is coming from her.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: She's going to tell me how great I am as
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: a daddy. And she will just go, do you know what?
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: And then she'll talk about something that I've been, I
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: have been, you know, insecure about my entire life. You
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: have like fat eyes. Like, oh, thank you, honey.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I remember my mom was like having like a dinner
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: party and I was like four. And this, I remember
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: when I was like 15, some lady reminded me of it.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I did remember the memory. And I was like four.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: And I just sat down. I want to come and
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: sit down and laugh and be a part of the thing.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: And she said something like, Oh, you've got stinky feet
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Like I was running around barefoot. Yeah. And
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: in front of all these people. And I looked at
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: her and I go, Oh, are those your real eyelashes?
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: And the ladies all laughed. And then I took off
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: because I was like, fuck you telling me that my
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: feet smell in front of your friends. When I saw
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: you place those big eyelashes on your, on your face,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: those 1960s, the seventies eyelashes, you know, Um, anyway, let's
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: move on. Okay. Let's now we're getting to the end
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: of the year. The biggest moments that you and I
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: have talked about and enjoyed.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: Some of which we have not 2025.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: But I sometimes wake up in the middle of the
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: night and I go, we will never see the documentary
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: that Nicole Parker made. and just like that was working on.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, was that the black lady?
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: About successful black women throughout history.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: Michelle Obama.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Was supposed to show up.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Was going to narrate it. She got that out of narrating.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: And then she got that editor that looked like he
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: was ready to be a gigolo with earrings and style.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's not what a film editor looks like. Okay, whatever.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I sometimes wake up and I just go,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: I'm so sad that you and I are never going
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: to be able to rip on this show again, but
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: they ended it. They ripped it out from under, they
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: were like, and.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: It was a rip out. It was like a sudden
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: we're done.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: It was truly, I truly felt like it was one
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: of those moments where it's like, and this is why
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: we can't have anything nice because of podcasters, because you guys.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Talked too much.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Our writers and our stars heard you rip on us
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: too much. And we were like, you know what? We're
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: fucking rich. We don't need to do this shit. Sarah,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Jessica Parker and Michael Patrick King. Fuck you, Heather and Chris.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Fuck you.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: I agree. And I really do think we killed it.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I am so sad.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: I know. And do you think they'll ever be? I mean,
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: at this point, I doubt it. But can they can
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: they do one more thing? One other like three years
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: from now?
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I pray. I pray that they could do it. You know,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: it's like I do feel like a little bit like
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: it's like a Kathy Bates where like I want to
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: like kidnap someone.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Be like. We've kidnapped you all. And we're like, we
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: just need you guys to do like six more episodes.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I need all the weird stuff. I need the lazy.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: I need you to sing karaoke for 22 minutes of
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: the 30 minute show.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: I need to see, I need to see somebody breaking
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: up a trans shit and a toilet bowl, you know,
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: or whatever that was at the, Like, I mean, it
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: couldn't have gotten any, it was so cringe. Like I
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: hate using that word, but there's no other word to
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: explain it. It's just so cringe. It was, I would
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: watch it literally. Like I would just be like, I
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: would watch it like through, like I was watching a
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: horror film, you know, just like, this is how, is
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: it going to get worse? And then it would get worse.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: It would get worse. It would get lamer. And then
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: when I started listening to their podcast, I couldn't even
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: do that. That's when I cracked the code and was like,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: who are these dorks that should have just been English
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: teachers at an all girl high school in the eighties?
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Why are they writing sex in the city? Like, what
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: the hell is this?
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: Of all the good writers out there that they could
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: have gotten, like, what are they doing?
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: I'll never, I'll... Well, farewell, rest in peace, and just
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: like that. Rest in peace.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I also want to say, what's up with the UFO
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: in New Jersey?
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: That was a big story.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: It was a big story. We all wondered, is this
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: the end? Are they testing us?
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I looked it up a little bit. I guess they're
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: just still going over New Jersey and they just stopped
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: talking about it. But like, we never found out if
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: they're aliens or what. Or if they were just surveillancing things,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: if it was Black Rock, if it was China.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: Well, there's a million different conspiracies on what it is.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: But the New Jersey people just said, well, I guess
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: we'll never know. They're just going on with their life.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: Freaking aliens everywhere. They're everywhere. They're over our house. I
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: see them every day, the aliens.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Do you remember the other story where like someone filmed
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: like an alien ship over Vegas and it landed in
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: someone's backyard in Henderson.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they had the thing running. I mean, those are like,
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: now you can't trust anything.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Now I'm like, everything, I'm like, I won't believe anything.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: AI, whatever, yeah.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: David, it was a big story. The horrible tragedy.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, the singer.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: The singer.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Who they have yet to arrest.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, that's so strange.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: And every day. This is a new one. Page six,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: just today. Burn cage incinerator reportedly found at David's rented
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Hollywood home after teen's body discovered in the trunk of
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: a Tesla that he owned.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: He had a cage to burn people?
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Don't you have one in Tarzana?
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: I call it a barbecue, but yeah, I mean, I
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: never even heard of such a thing.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's interesting that we found that. Well, we need
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: to get all our evidence together before we arrest anybody
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: in this case. Stop asking questions.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: I mean, this is pretty wild that they haven't had
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: a suspect yet. I mean, how many more things do
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: they got to? It's wild.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Like, what is this? Of course, the ditty.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: The Diddy. Did you watch the Diddy Dog?
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: I did not watch the documentary because, you know, I
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: just didn't have the time to watch anything. But I
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: have heard all about it.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: And yeah, I mean.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: So one thing.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Do I need to watch it?
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, now that you've heard so much, maybe not. Like,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: I always feel like you're too late in it. I
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: watched it that weekend. Right. And I thought the same thing.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: what are they going to tell me? I thought I
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: covered this so much, but it was really interesting.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: I heard it's like a lot of it. Most of
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: it actually is like pre, you know, uh, the baby oil.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: And that's kind of cool. Cause it's like, we were
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: living in it. We were seeing those things and there
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: were things that we thought were weird. Like him dancing
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: around at the MTVs where I'm like, I remember watching
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: that and he's dancing around to, you know, the biggie tribute.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: And I remember seeing like going, why is, P. Diddy dancing. Like,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: is he supposed to be, like, a good dancer? Like,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I remember thinking that. But then also feeling like, oh,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: he really loves his friend and this is sad and whatever.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: So they get into that and they get into that and...
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: But they don't really get into the mysterious death of
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Kim Porter.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Who was his... I don't know if they were ever married,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: but he had three kids, three or four kids with her.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: And they were broken up and she was supposed to
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: write a book and then she got pneumonia and died. And...
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: you know, the day that day, you know, like Corey
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Gamble is there and you know, that's Chris's boyfriend and
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: all these people are like talking about it and the
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: connections and people like, what is this? So this guy
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: did a video saying like, I think there's going to
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: be another part to this.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: That, that gets into that. And then Diddy, not Diddy, sorry.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Then 50 cent reposted that video. So I do think
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: there might be more stuff coming out.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: Well, it's getting, it's doing like huge numbers over Netflix.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: So there must be, Netflix is dying for more, I
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: would imagine, you know, so.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, but also where is that, wait, hold on, Drake.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: What is the woman that would always, that would always,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: in the beginning that would do all the podcasts that was.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: She had like a. One name. Wasn't it like one name?
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Chris is still working trying to find the name of
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: the woman that we would talk about a lot and
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I cannot think of her name but she was the first,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I believe, sort of whistleblower about P. Diddy. She would
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: also say Jay-Z was part of it and I can't
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: believe I don't remember her name but we have not
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: seen her in a while which makes me nervous and
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: why we can't find her name on the internet also
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: makes me nervous. But she would say like Everybody knows
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: that the diddler diddled everybody else. Cause that's what Jay-Z wanted. Yeah.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Jay-Z and he were like, every time someone asked her
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: a question, she'd be like, how do you not know
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: that they're, you know, like eating babies on the private jet?
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: She's like, everybody knows.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: There's rock Cornish game hands. And then there's little babies
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: that you cook. Why don't you know that? Yeah. Everybody
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: knows this. And she was like a singer who got
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: screwed over and then was just doing all these podcast interviews.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: And like, I remember I mentioned her and I did
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: a clip and I tagged her and she like shared
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: it or liked it. But then literally she has disappeared.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: We cannot find her. So I'm sure you're driving in
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: your car and you're screaming at me. And I'm sorry
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: that we cannot remember her name, but I hope she's safe.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: And I would like to, you know what, do a
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: documentary on her.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: So ultimately, from the documentary that you watched, basically it's
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: four episodes that Diddy's a scumbag, right? I mean, that
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: is the conclusion.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: He's a dorky, jealous scumbag. That's what it is. And
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: not talented and very evil, very manipulative. And insinuating that
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: he had more to do with these deaths than we
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: ever even imagined. Yeah. So that's really what it is. Okay,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: the Louvre.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, the art.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: That big robbery.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the jewelry.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the jewelry. They have a couple guys, but they've
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: never recovered the jewelry.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But were those guys real? Remember they had like
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: two real handsome guys that they posted pictures of online
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: saying these are the suspects.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Did one look like Luigi?
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: Kind of, yeah. They were like real good looking guys.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: And it was like, what are those things? This can't
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: be true.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: It's like right out of a movie, but maybe it was.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: That was a good one.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: And now they're like, the people that work in the
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: museum are like on strike right now. Oh. I had
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Brandon like look it up. Yeah. So I don't know.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: How this, that was the craziest thing that they were
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: able to steal that.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a good one.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Don't you think that had to be like an inside thing?
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm sure some people say that, yeah.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Well, they're just like, I'll leave the back door open.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Right, right.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, what about our girls going in space?
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: This might have been the biggest story of the year.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, you forget about it, but this was, I mean,
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: we ran with this one for like two months. Everyone
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: had their joke. It nearly ended Katy Perry's career. You know,
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: but Gayle King just wore her off her back. She
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: didn't even, she was there. You didn't hear a word
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: about it.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she went and she was, you know, she's happy
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: that she and Gayle are at Lauren Sanchez's wedding.
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: And they're, you know, laughing it up and they got
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: to go. And I, yeah, I think Gayle King handled
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: it correctly. Just acting like we went, it was fun.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Don't be a jealous bitch. Now there was a lot
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: of conspiracy theory around that. It really went. Oh, yeah.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: And then how they had to wait for Jeff Bezos to.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: Open the door. To open the door. And it was
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: already open. They, like, opened it and shut it again. Like, oops.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. People comparing it to, like, the moon landing.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It was a weird one.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What do you think happened? Do you think they
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: went or not?
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think they went, but it certainly wasn't, like,
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: I think they just go up. And once you're at
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: a certain level, I think that's considered space. Yeah, like
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: Space Mountain. Right.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: And you go up high enough. I mean, I think
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: I did it in Albuquerque a couple weeks ago. We
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: landed in a Home Depot parking lot. I go, But yeah,
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: I think it's, I think it's like, and you just
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: come back down.
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I think like, unless you're.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: Like 12 minutes, all, all said and done.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Like, unless you're like landing on another planet and you're
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: walking around on another planet, not just the moon, then,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: then I don't think there's like that much to tell.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Like you're just looking out the window and then she
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: brought like things for her, you know, she made it
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: an Instagram moment, which is kind of smart. Like you're doing,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: you know, I'd definitely be taking some selfies.
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: If I was in space.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: I would. And then.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: But then what happened was she was already like people like, oh,
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: she's annoying. And I think that was the first time
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: people started to realize maybe she's annoying. And then they
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: really started to go after like her choreography at her
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: shows and stuff. Yeah. Everyone's like, so she couldn't win.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: There was like a no win. And now, you know.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's another one where all of a sudden what
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: the internet does now.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: They flood the water. They see blood in the water
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: and then everyone goes for it.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: And all of a sudden you, you look back and
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, why did we think that was cool? Yeah.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Why didn't we question Diddy dancing around at Biggie's funeral?
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Like when you're not a dancer or singer. Yeah. Why
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: didn't like, it's like those things where it's like, I can't,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: what were we thinking? Like, what were we being fed?
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: And how weird it was. And same thing with her. Like, yeah, like,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, she has some good hits. Oh, absolutely. And
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: I don't think that, I think once you become a
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: judge on American Idol or whatever, I don't, I think
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: it like lowers your brand a little bit. Like, I
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: don't think.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: You know, you don't see Celine Dion or Adele doing that. Like,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I think it's like, you want to stay at that level.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: And I think, or Beyonce. And so I think when
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: she did that and then she's trying to do a tour,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: everyone's like, Well, it's not a big coup. If we're
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: seeing you every night flirt with some 18-year-old boy who's
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: trying to sing on ABC or Fox or whatever it is,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. It should be special that you
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: want to go see her. So then she falls in
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: love with the Canadian former prime minister. What do you
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: think about that relationship?
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Too fast. Everybody could jump to it. He's recently divorced,
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: I believe. I mean, that Orlando Bloom thing was not
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: that long ago. all of a sudden he's right back
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: and they have a kid right yeah they had one
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: or two i'm sure and.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Then yeah and then she was trying to steal the
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: home from the nuns which she did not succeed yeah
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: but she did get the home from the old vet
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: in santa monica or santa barbara yeah so um that
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: didn't help either i mean that.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: Old vet must have a pretty nice house if katie
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: perry's going after it you know what i mean like
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: right what kind of house is this it can't be
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: some shithole.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: His daughter-in-law they was a former real housewife of dallas
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: yeah so i think it was really nice but there
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: is now a katie called the katie perry law i
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: saw that in effect where you know i mean every
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: time we're driving around any place in los angeles and
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: you just see like that old that older dilapidated house.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like, how many visits is that old lady getting
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: from a realtor every day?
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: Hi, Betty.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Betty. Hi. Right. It's Janice from Polo Baker again. I
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: just wanted to see if my son's here to help
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: with some Christmas lights or, or you could sell it
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: and never have to put on Christmas lights again. Uh, yeah,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: let's show. So I think something happened where no one
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: was visiting him.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: And me, you know, and then, someone said, hey, we'll
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: do this deal. This is an appropriate price. And maybe
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: it was an appropriate price.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: But then he was like, wait, I don't want to sell.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: So that's what happened.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: So in essence, it was her representatives that did all that. Mm-hmm. So,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: you know, but it didn't help that she also tried
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: to take the home from the nuts.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Anyway, I wish her the best. Good luck with
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: this guy, you know, her and her Canadian boyfriend.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you have a relative sitting on A coveted
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: big property in a nice area of L.A., but maybe
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: it's a little old of her house.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: Watch out for Katy Perry coming by. Yeah.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: California girls. OK. And then finally, our girl Taylor did
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: get engaged.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: And he and now his team, you know.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: Isn't doing well.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: No, they're out of the playoffs. They didn't make the playoffs.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: And Ben Holmes just tore his ACL. I mean, they
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: have maybe the worst season they've had in 10 years.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: So do you think this is the end?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, he's done.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: He's definitely not coming back.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: He's out of football as soon as this season. He
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: can't wait for the season to be over.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're done.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Do you think that's a bummer that he just didn't
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: end it? Because they won last year, right? Yes.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: No, not last year, but the year before.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: But do you think that's a regret?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: They always go.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: As a football fan, like, should I leave on top?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Like when I, now that I'm not an athlete.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: And I play pickleball. Pickleball, yes. Pickleball goes to six.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Sometimes around 535, I've won a game.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, you mean you play till six?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like 6 p.m.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: People are like, would you like to play again? And
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: now I'm like, I think I should leave on top.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: I've won a game.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: I won my game. And like, why keep going? Why
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: just feel like.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: I did well? When I see people play pickleball, I
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: see it around town. Is that something else or is
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: it as easy as that? I thought they were practicing
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: pickleball and someone told me, no, that's actually the pickleball.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: Them hitting a little plastic ball from a foot.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Away from the other person. I am telling you, it
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: is easy. I'm an extremely unathletic person. It is easy.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: So that's why people are into it.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: But you got to play with people at your level.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Otherwise it's not easy.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: You know, there are people that are so fucking good.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: You won't be able to return one ball. Right. So
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: that's why you kind of get a people. But, but
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: once you go, you're like, oh my God, like I
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: can keep a rally, which, you know, with tennis, it
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: can take years for you to like get to play
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: a rally. So, and then it's unique. You really kind of,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: you can play with one person. We really kind of
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: need four.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: And so on that small court, there's two on each side.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: So you're really not doing much.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know that I'm like losing any weight. Yeah.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Or building like a calf muscle.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: I'm going to probably know.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: But I do think it gets you outside. It's fun.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: And really what it's good for as we get older.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: It's like they said there's three things that really help
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: keep your mind sharp exercise wise.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: One is exercise.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Walking or running while you listen to something. So that
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: is really good for podcasts.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: I do it.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: Listen to the podcast. Um, not music actually listening to
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: like a book or something.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: While you're walking will like keep dementia away. And then
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: pickleball and golf are both really good.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: And you know, they're not too hard on your, but
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: though people say there's a lot of injuries in pickleball. I,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: I did get hurt the other day. Um, But I
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: try not, I don't, I don't try to go for
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: balls or anything. I'm like, who cares? But no, it's,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: it's just like fun. And that's where I made, that's
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: where I made my two friends.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: The Canadian and the other one.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Canadian, the, like, yeah, former, uh, she's, does music, but
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: she also is like an interior designer and she's like
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: cool and, Like everybody's had kids the same age and
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: like whatever. So anyway, with Taylor, when is the wedding happening?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Do we know yet?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, I've heard the mixed things, you know. It's
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: going to be in Delaware, I believe, where she has
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: that house. And that's all I know of it, you know.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: I will never. And I'm going to get the Swifties
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: after me. They're going to kill me right now.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: Don't you. Don't do it.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: I just don't understand her hair color.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: Okay. Like what's.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: It's just, it's the epitome of what my mom would
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: say is like a mousy brown.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why it's not like a deeper brown
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: or more blonde. The bangs are weird, but that's her thing.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: I think she's got a really pretty face.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's good looking.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: I just will never understand that hair color.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: But I guess it's unique to her because nobody else
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: would ever choose it.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, there's no fighting her. She's the biggest
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: star in the world. It's just like whatever she's doing.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: But it's not for me. I don't think it's for me.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: The music and everything, sometimes I try and I'm like,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: this is the one we're going insane?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: But I would imagine if you're a 15-year-old girl, it
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: means everything. I'll let him have it.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: But it all come down to the podcast because she
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: said she finally agreed to go on his podcast and
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: then she got the ring. Yeah. He was holding out.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: She knew she finally got it. Either he said it
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: or she figured it out. And she's like, if I
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: don't go on this podcast, I'm never getting engaged. And
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: right after she did it, sure enough, she went to
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: the backyard and got her fucking diamond.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: And podcasts, you know, can cause a lot of problems.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: And to bring back, I don't know if you saw this,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: but this one friend of Nick Reiner, you know, with
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: the whole Rob Reiner thing. He had a podcast about
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: an addiction and he used to have Nick on a
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: lot and they were friends. And then the podcast host,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: you know, did what everybody wants. Oh my God. Can
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: I get a better guest out of my friend? His
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: dad is the biggest writer director person. So then he said, Hey,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: do you think for my whatever hundredth episode, would you
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: ask your dad if he would come and be a
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: guest on my podcast?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: And that made Nick never talk to him again.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Because it was, again, I'm the guest on this show.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: And now you're trying to like get my dad. And
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: it must have made him feel like I'm not important
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: to you. And it's like, no, you're important to me.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: But like how cool it would be since we're friends
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: if I get your dad on. That would be fucking amazing.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Could you ask him for me? And it's always like,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, I even remember like, There was a scene
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: in Real Houses of Beverly Hills years ago where Camille
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: was married to Kelsey Grammer and she got so mad
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: at Kyle because she thought that Kyle said something like,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: people only want you around because of Kelsey. And it's like, what? Yeah.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: You know, like it's when your dad or your husband,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: it's such a famous person.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: And if you're not, you find the resentment and it's like,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: he just, that was it. And it's like, please don't,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: please don't befriend someone. And make them feel that they
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: want to be on the podcast. And then go, who
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: I really want is.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: Sometimes after one of my real shitty shows that I
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: do all over the country, I'll play some bar or something.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: And afterwards, the owner will go, hey, did you have
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: a fun time? I'm like, yeah, it was nice. Thank
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: you so much. Do you think Heather would do this?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: And I always go, let me just stop you there.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: No fucking way does that happen. Nothing against you or
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: your establishment, but that's just not happening. So I have
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: to deal with it sometimes too.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad that you take it with stride and
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: a joke. Thank you. The Sydney Sweeney Jean ad.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: Had the biggest year, I think. If you had to
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: pick somebody who had the biggest year, it was her.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: I think she should get woman of the year, but
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: I think they're going to make an AI person.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: They already did. Time Magazine made it some AI, like
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: the people who created AI or something.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: That's what they did. Whatever. Yeah, but I mean this girl.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Sidney Sweeney.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: She made the mistake. I said she made the mistake
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: of going ugly, ugly herself up for that boxing movie
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: too soon. And it bombed. She said like three bombs
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: in a row. But nobody seems to care about that.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: Because now she's just become the girl who we want
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: to looks good on the red carpet. So it's not
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: even about the movie.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: And she looked phenomenal last night. She had like a
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Marilyn Monroe titties be titting.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, she's, she's given it people. She's got, I got
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: the tits and I'll show you the tits. Like she's not,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: I'm not hiding needs.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: And actually the movie that she's in based on a book,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: which I've not read something about, you know, nannies and
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: fucking and cheating and murder. I mean, I don't know
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: what it is.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: I read an okay review.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: It's my kind of film. And I think, yeah, I
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: think I want to go and see it. Hopefully like
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: with my sister at like a fancy movie theater and,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: that'll be the one thing I will go see in
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: a movie theater, possibly this holiday season.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: The lay down movie theater.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: The lay down with the bartenders.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I have, I had a thing, I flew Delta One.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: You ever fly Delta One? Maybe once I have.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Do you have a full lay down now?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a full lay down. Oh, you've made it. And
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: I flew it to New York. Lovely. It's the greatest. Anyway,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: so I'm like, but it's weird. If you do it overnight,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: it works because you got to sleep. But if you
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: just got up and it's like an 8 a.m. flight,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: like what do I do? Lie back down. But anyway,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: you feel like you have to.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: You have to.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: I totally agree.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: I eat every single thing. Of course. I remember one
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: time I was on a flight and it was Whitney
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Cummings and I was years ago. And she was having
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: some strict diet or whatever. She turned down every free food.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, I will have every nut.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Ice cream sundae. I don't care if I, and I
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: might've just had a huge breakfast in the lounge.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: I did this. So anyway, they, at the very end,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: they give you a little tiny chocolate. Thank you. And
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: the woman, for whatever reason, she was busy. She, she
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: went by me with the chocolate and I was going
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: to get, I thank God I didn't. I was going
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: to complain like, excuse me. Where's my chocolate? Like, I
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: needed the tiny piece. Anyway.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Right, but it was included.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: I know. I wanted everything.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Wait, is it such a fancy first class where it had, like,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: the menu written out?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, the menu written out. And then, of course, the
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: bed lies completely down. So you can't sit straight up
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: because you have the ability to lie down. You've got
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: to lie down. It's noon on a Wednesday, but you've
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: got to lie down. So anyway, I'm lying down, and
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: I figure when you're dead lying down straight, I figured
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: this is kind of like, this is your signal to
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: tell the flight attendant, don't talk to me. I'm, I'm resting. Yeah.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: But they still talk to you and like, and I
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: thought it was so weird. It felt like I was like,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: would you like a chocolate? You're like, sure. And I'm like,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: reaching up and grabbing, like I'm a toddler. And I
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: was like, I don't know. I feel like we shouldn't
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: be handing each other food while I'm lying down. Anyway,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Also, I do that. No, I do that too. And
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: then also like, I want so many drinks. Like I'm like,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: can I have an ice water and a diet Coke
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: and I'll have a Chardonnay. And so then my drinks
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: are like all in the middle where the guy is like,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: what is this girl doing?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: Like, I'm just like, I know you just got to
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: take full advantage of it because you never know what
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: it's all going to go away. Anyway, back to Sid,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: I think you said you want to see her movie
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: in a theater.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: I want to see her movie.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Um, but I guess, do you think her whole, what
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: did you think of the jeans thing?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, I mean.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Do you think she handled it correctly in getting out
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: of it?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: Yes, I think she handled it exactly how you should
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: have handled it. She nailed it.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: You just can't win and you just have to be like.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when she said to that woman, like, if I
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: have something I want to talk about, you'll hear about it.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: I'm not talking about that or whatever. Right. I mean.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: You got to shut it down.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: I think the jeans ad was great.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: I don't think she was. I honestly, until people started
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: talking about it, I didn't even understand what the controversy was.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: I get it now. Right. And then it was like
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: something about genetics. And I'm like, Well, she's obviously, some
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: people are just genetically blessed. I mean, she's one of them. Like,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: get over it. I mean, some people, I wish I
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: had the time in my life to be mad.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: I think sometimes people just go, there's this new thing
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: called the, oh my God, what is it called? The
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: bean theory that people are talking about. It's like something
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: bean theory. And it's because people are like finally reacting
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: to like the comments of something where someone did a
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: recipe and they're like, I'm going to tell you my
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: favorite bean dip or something. And people were like, well,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: what if I don't like beans? And they're like, why,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: if it's not for you, like, why do you have to,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: not everything has to be for you. And it's like
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: this weird entitlement in the comments of like, finally people
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: are like, no, just like, you don't need to say
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: what is going.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: What you don't like about the bean dip. Like just
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: move on. It's the same thing. It's like you analyze
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: this thing too far down to get angry about it
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: when it was just a, it was a little mocking
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: of a, Brooke Shields' Calvin Klein.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: And jeans are blue.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: They're called blue jeans. That was fucking it.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't think I've ever seen Sidney Sweeney act.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever seen him. I mean, I
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: feel like I see her every single day.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: She really got her start in Euphoria.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I knew that.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: And that was good.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: But I've never watched that. I don't want to watch
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: a bunch of 14-year-olds rubbing on each other. It's not
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: what it is. It's a sexual thing. It's very sexual, right?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: And drug addict and sexual.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: It was. And it was like disturbing, but then, but
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: it was juicy and it was good. And, and then
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: also she would play like the bitchy daughter in the
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: first season of, uh, Lotus, which was good. Oh yeah. So, um,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: now we're going to talk about the wicked love. Um,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: I did make a mistake this year in which I
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: made a topic out of something that wasn't real. Oh,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: which they, I thought that they had announced, um, Ariana
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Grande and Cynthia, that they were in a semi-demi.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: It was like an onion.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: Not in binary, whatever relationship. But I really thought it
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: was real. And I still, I still was like, yeah,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: it sounds like they're not sexual, but they were more
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: than friends, which I do think that they are.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Like there's something more here that like is just, you know, um, anyway.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: I think they're just too quirky people. You know, I
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: feel like that Ariana Grande, uh, I don't know what's
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: going on over there. But, you know, I mean, she's doing,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: she's in like Meet the Parents. They're making a new
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: Meet the Parents and she's going to be the daughter
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: in it. So I feel like she can do.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: And then she brings home Cynthia. That would be the best. No,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: that's what's going to be the new Meet the Parents.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Because the original Meet the Parents.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: Meet the Parents. I was thinking Guess Who's Coming Home
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: for Dinner. No, no, no.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner was.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: Sidney Poitier.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Was a white girl brings a black man home for dinner.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: And then they've done a version of that where it's
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: like a black family brings the white guy home for dinner.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Like over the years, Guess Who's Coming Home for Dinner.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking. But Meet the Parents was
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: the really funny movie with Ben Stiller. Yeah. And Robert
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: De Niro. So then it'll be like, it'll just be
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: like a whole nother version of younger.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: People going through it. Anyway, she's in that. Which, I mean,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: when she does like, I mean, she can be funny.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: I've seen her like do characters and stuff on Jimmy Fallon. Yeah.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, she can.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: The person that she is on red carpets and stuff,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: I don't even know what that is. Like, it's just
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: very strange.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was also a conspiracy theory that they like,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: you know, there was something about the dramatic weight loss
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: of like, starving themselves on this set or whatever. I'm
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: just glad it's over.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: Wicked?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I feel like people didn't really talk about
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: the second installment as much.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: Because it happened too quick after the first one. I
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: don't know which one was which. Well, people were upset
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: that it didn't get nominated for a Golden Globe or something,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: but I heard it was a snub.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like didn't any hit songs come from that?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: Not that I know of, but once again, not my world.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: What about the Riyadh Comedy Festival? Do you think it's
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: going to happen again next year and who's going to participate?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: Everybody.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: Now it's over. Now it's over and it didn't hurt anybody.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: Everybody has a fine career and they all made $ 2 million.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you think the people that turned it down,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: did they gain anything from it besides a couple Twitter followers? Well,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: the one guy.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: Who famously turned it down was Shane Gillis. And he's
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: doing fine. You know, he just sold out like a
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: football stadium in Philadelphia.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: So, uh, yeah, you make it up in other ways.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: And he, and you know, when you're that funny and talented,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: you're not going to run out of opportunities. So it's like, you'll,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: you'll keep continuing to grow and be funny.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: But then, but then the thing is, and I talked
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: about this at the time, Well, now that you've turned
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: it down, will you ever be asked back? Or will
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: they want you to do it since you turned it down?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Because in that culture, it's like the ultimate kissing of
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: the ring.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah. We'll see. I mean, I don't know. I don't
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: know if it did what they wanted it to do.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: They wanted it to make Saudi Arabia seem like we're
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: progressive and we're coming around. And I don't know if
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: it worked. They'll do it again. But if not, who cares?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: All right. What do you think about the whole 6-7 thing? Oh.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: Don't even get me started. My daughter, for a minute,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: we were on it. 6-7. 6-7. Yeah. I don't even
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: know what, but whatever. We live in the day.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: It was from a song.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: It's for kids. But then I heard it was and
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: it wasn't. Then there was some kid who did it
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: on TikTok. And I don't, yeah, it's initially from a song.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, we used to laugh. Our thing was 69
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: and that was.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: A bad thing. Yeah, but 69 was a sexual position.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: I know. So I'm saying these kids, we all complain
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: that these kids are like all fucked up in advance.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: They're like, they're just laughing about two numbers. Like what became,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: what came after eight, six, seven or whatever.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: Did you see that?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: What was that thing? Like eight, eight, six.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: Six, eight, seven. Yeah, six, eight, seven. Yeah, yeah. It's
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: my daughter's favorite joke, by the way. Anyway, did you
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: see that In-N-Out just took off, said they're not going
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: to have six, seven anymore. When they're calling out your numbers,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: it's going to go.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, because the kids are going crazy?
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: Because they would wait in the In-N-Outs for them to
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: say 6-7, and they would go crazy and jump up
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: and down, and they were viraling it all over TikTok
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: or whatever. So now In-N-Out has decided they're taking 6-7 out.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: I'm actually sad about that because I thought that was
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: such good, clean fun.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: It reminded me of the 1950s when people would go
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: to the diners. All these kids at the In-N-Out excited
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: for that dorky moment.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: It's like the dorky moment they did in that movie.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: The movie that was out this year, too, where they
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: said something about a... It was a movie with Jack
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: Black about a video game or something.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: And they all jumped up and down in the theater
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: when they said, chicken jockey. You know, chicken jockey. a
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: little 14.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: For the clean fun like that. At least they're not.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: I saw this one video where this guy has like
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: his two or three year old daughter and he goes,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: my daughter's so hip or whatever. And he takes the
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: carry pans over and she goes six, seven. And it's
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: Jesus like this. It was a poster of Jesus like
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: in their house and she's like six, seven instead of
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: thinking it was Jesus.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So anyway, I don't, you know, it's wild. Six, seven.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: I don't get it, but it's not for me.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Once again, this door dash driver was arrested for pepper
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: spraying a customer's food.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: She said she was spraying like something was approaching her.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's, but then she still dropped off the food.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah. She put the food down. I watched the video.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: She put the food down and then she sprays like,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: in the general direction of the food. She's spraying it
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: on it, and she's saying the cat was coming toward
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: her or something.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: God, how scary is a cat?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: But he's... Like, when a DoorDash person does something weird,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: it's like, well, of course. They're fucking delivering... You know
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: what I mean? Like, who do you think's delivering DoorDash?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: The fucking president of Google? There are obviously oddballs. Not
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: to say... I know some people have to make a buck,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: and I'm not shitting on that, but, I mean, there's
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: an outside chance it might be a little strange.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: I am, like... I don't even know that I... I
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: don't even have the app. I don't even... I have
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: to ask somebody to do it for me. I don't
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: even know how to do it.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: It is shocking.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: I'm always like, it doesn't ever taste as good because
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: it traveled and it's so expensive, right?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 4: With like tip and if you want to get that faster,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: you could put more on. It could cost like $ 40 for,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: you know, just one hamburger.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Wow. What do you think about Beyonce?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: How.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: People were all, that was another thing where people all
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: realized all the times that people would get awards and
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: then have to thank her and what that conspiracy theory was. Oh, yeah.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: You know, how scary, like, the Illuminati was that they
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: had to thank her over and over again.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: What do you think? Do you think that was a
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: real thing or not?
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, yeah. Is the Illuminati a
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: real thing? And who do you, I'd like to be
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: in it. I mean, where do you go? What do
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: you have to do?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: You haven't been asked yet?
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: No? Definitely not. I don't think there's a real Illuminati
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: per se. I think there's something where whatever it is,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: whether it's Diddy or where you, as you rise, you
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: might have done, you end up doing something that you
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: are not proud of to get to the next level.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: And maybe a people somehow know about it but I
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: don't ever think there's the thing about a conspiracy is
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: like whenever I'm like I don't think that would work
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: because if it's more than like two or three people
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: I don't believe that you can like keep a secret
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: for like 40 years right like I don't believe that
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: you could so I'm like so I don't think there's
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: a group that's all meeting what do you think about
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: when they say there's tunnels all over under LA well
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: is that how we wouldn't we know that as a
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: fact or not Yes.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: I believe. I mean, I'm the worst person to ask
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: this because I think, I don't believe in any conspiracy theories.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: I feel like everything just happened. But that's, I know
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: that's also an 80 way to think.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: But we don't know for a fact if there's tunnels
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: all under LA.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: Well, there are tunnels. I've heard that. Like there are
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: different tunnels.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: That you could drive in?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 4: Not drive in.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: That only celebrities could drive in?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: No, no, no. I think that's crazy. But I think
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: there were tunnels. I believe Charlie Chaplin. had made a
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: series of tunnels or Houdini, one of them, just so
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: he could walk to like certain, a bar.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, in Los Angeles.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: Yes. Like there's a, he has a house on Laurel Canyon, Houdini.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: And apparently there's a tunnel from that to like Sunset
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: Boulevard so he could walk to.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, well then that makes sense.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: I've heard things like that.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: Isn't it sad that the old stars had to build
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: a tunnel and the new stars are like calling paparazzi
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: and live streaming their walk down to the, I mean,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: it is like, we're such a thirstier generation. It's weird.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: What has happened to celebrity? Because like even Rob Reiner,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: you know, the people who are like, this is the
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: most devastating news. He was the greatest. We all loved
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: his movies. And then there's those us, those people. And
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: then there's a whole other 21 year old and below
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: who have no idea who Rob Reiner is.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: And they would, they never would. They would never see
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: any of his movies. They wouldn't see all in the family.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: And so for them, like there's like celebrity now is just,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: I see you more. I see your face more on
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: my phone. So therefore you're a celebrity.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Which is only going to
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: get worse. That's it.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: Right. But like throughout life, I always remember my parents
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: like talking. Like I remember Carl Malden or that actress
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: was like at a restaurant and their parents were freaking out.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: And so they made me, the youngest one, go over
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: and get the autograph. Looking at his bulbous nose.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: I'm like, why am I asking?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: And then they're like, Heather got the... They were so
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: excited about it. We had the napkin with the guy's
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: name on it. And I was just like.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: We were at a party a couple of days ago.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: And....
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: I've never seen my wife react to any, like she
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: could care less about any celebrity or show business. And
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: she was like freaking out about this guy at this party.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: And I said, I don't even know who that is.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: She goes, he's got an Instagram where he does like
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: funny things about Zodiac signs.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know that guy.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And she was just like, you would have thought
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: she had seen like Clint Eastwood. I'm like, that's what
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: we're freaking out about? She goes, it's the funniest thing.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: She went up and talked. She was starstruck.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: He's blonde, right?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: Kind of blonde.
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  Speaker 1: He does this thing where.
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  Speaker 4: He does like people's horoscopes reactions. Like if you're a Gemini,
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  Speaker 4: this is the way you react.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This is how you, this is how you'd react on
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  Speaker 1: Christmas morning or whatever. And it's very funny. And I,
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  Speaker 1: as a Gemini, I feel like he's dead on.
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  Speaker 4: Oh really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Also a Gemini.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Yes. So then yes, you would realize like, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a lot of just like, okay you know you
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  Speaker 1: know or they forget and then you know somebody else
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  Speaker 1: the Virgo who is the more like it seems like
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  Speaker 1: Virgo people are a lot more like really anal or
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: whatever their thing is but he does something and it
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  Speaker 1: never gets old like it's very and it seems to be.
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  Speaker 4: Dead on well my wife couldn't believe he was in
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  Speaker 4: the room see isn't.
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  Speaker 1: That great though that guy didn't have to screw anybody
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  Speaker 1: or you know.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever yeah that's what I'm saying like the Illuminati is
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: going to have to be something different now they're just
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: going to have to K-pop K-pop demon hunters Was the.
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  Speaker 1: Biggest thing ever. Obviously, you played a role. Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In their success.
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  Speaker 4: We had to have it in our lives. We had
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: a lot of it.
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  Speaker 1: As your Halloween outfit.
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  Speaker 4: It came and went pretty quickly in our house. I
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: think my daughter now is like, yeah, we're done with it.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: And then having the sequel, they just announced the sequel
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: like in 2029. 2029, nobody's going to remember it back then.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they'll have to either get a whole new.
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  Speaker 4: Audience or the audience.
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  Speaker 1: The same thing with LeBoubou.
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  Speaker 4: LeBoubou went away.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: I have LeBoubou right here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Did your daughter ever get a LeBoubou?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, we got many. Okay. We have like four, but
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: I think we got like counterfeit ones, you know. They
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: were not, we didn't go like wait in line.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was so weird when like, people like
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: rich women were like putting them on their like $ 50, 000. Yeah.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: Air May bags. I'm like, so glad there's so many
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: things like I've never, I never bought a cabbage patch doll.
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  Speaker 1: I never bought a baby baby. Yeah. I even, I
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  Speaker 1: had friends that were into that. My mom was never
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  Speaker 1: like a collector. She was never like obsessed with like
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  Speaker 1: label-y things.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Good.
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  Speaker 1: Like if she got a designer bag, somebody gave it
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: to her as a gift for like a closing of it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, she just, Yeah, I was ever a.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: Collector, like where I thought it was going to be
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: worth something someday. You know what I mean? Like, oh,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 4: throw it out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: Whenever somebody would say, what's your hobby? And I was
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: always like, isn't that like collecting coins? I never understood
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: when someone was like, what do you like to do
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: in your free time? I'm like, it was always watch
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  Speaker 1: TV and eat. What does anyone else do in their
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: free time?
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  Speaker 4: That's the same way I am. I stare at the wall.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: I get my bird journal out.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: I know. I wish I had some, but I really do.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 4: I really do.
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  Speaker 1: Chris, what a great year we've had.
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  Speaker 4: How do you feel your year was all in all?
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: I think it was wonderful. I mean, you know, the
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: biggest change for me was just leaving my house of
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: 19 years. I enjoyed that whole process. And, um, so
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: that all was great. Uh, Yeah, that was probably the
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: biggest thing, that the year was just really fun. I mean,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: shows were good.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Podcasts were good. I didn't go on any major trip
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: or anything, because that was the year before.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 4: But you're going to be doing that now, because you
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 4: think time is going to change.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I have to. I mean, I don't know
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: when I'm going to do it. I have to plan.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's hard to do it with working full-time
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: doing the show.
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  Speaker 4: I see this thing. I keep getting these emails from Ritz-Carlton,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: you know, the fancy hotels. They actually have a yacht.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: That's, I've been talking about it too.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: That looks so nice.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I've been manifesting and I've been telling everybody, listen, Chris
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: and I are interested. I, that's the only kind of
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: yacht thing I would want to do.
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  Speaker 4: It's like 200 people.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: And if you also, you know, um, I just think
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: that that's the way. Because everyone says that is the
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: way to go, like, see the most things in Europe.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: But I just want to be on the right boat.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: Well, the Ritz-Carlton one, I looked it up. It looks
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 4: pretty nice. You could do several different ones. And I
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 4: think that's going to be my, and then I'm done.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: With life?
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, with life. Then I'm going to jump off into
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 4: the ocean and swim away. Very nice. But before that.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, where are you going to be, Chris?
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: Come see me in Portland. Portland Helium. Helium in Portland.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: That's a great club.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: Up there. I love it up there. That's January 14th.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 4: January 14th. January 15th, a brand new comedy club in Seattle.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: The Emerald City Comedy Club in Seattle. Brand new.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, like Wicked.
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  Speaker 4: I know. Emerald City.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: I think they call Seattle the Emerald City. I'm not
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 4: sure why, but. Oh, and New Year's Eve, I'm at
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: La Jolla Comedy Store, New Year's Eve in La Jolla, California.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 4: I know, perfect place. And then Comedy Connection in Rhode Island,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: coming back to Rhode Island, Comedy Connection on the 22nd
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: of January, and then Roar Comedy Club in Springfield, Massachusetts
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 4: on the 23rd and 24th of January. Frangelo.fun has everything.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 4: I have a podcast called Cover to Cover. Go listen
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 4: to that.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: So you have a pretty full January, but not crazy, right?
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: So that's good.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 4: I think I can't do much crazy anymore.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: I think it's time that you think be a little
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: more selective on your weekends.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 4: I know, but it's hard to say no. Sometimes you're like,
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know. And it is nice to get out
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: of the house. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: No, I totally get it.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: But I think those places sound like good choices.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're good choices.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm making wiser choices.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: Finally.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: This part in your life. I know.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: I'm not doing like this.
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  Speaker 1: It really took this long.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: So my agent's like, what about this place? I'm like, no,
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 4: we're not doing that anymore. He can't understand why.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm like, why not?
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: I'm like, because it's a shithole city. I'm not, you know,
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: everything about it's awful.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You need to be in the nice places.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: For Angela.Fun.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: Check him out. He has a fabulous Patreon as well.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 4: Patreon. I have an Instagram. Come over to Instagram.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, his stuff on Instagram.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 5: I try.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: Especially his stories and stuff.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: I try.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: Are really funny. They're fashion forward.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 4: I was doing... In New York, I was doing Outfit
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: of the Day. OOTD, they tell me to write.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: You do dress well. I know. So I think that
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: you're missing out on a whole... I think you should
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: be like an older male influencer that talks about how
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: you put outfits together. Do you know what a capsule
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: wardrobe is?
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: That's what we say where you just have all these
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: items that are solid that work together and you don't
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: have to think about it.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: And you get rid of everything else. So it's like
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: if you have a hard time putting outfits together, these
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: women or men will tell you these are the items
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: you need.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: I agree with that.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: You need this kind of jacket, this kind of blade.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: You need these essentials. And then everything works and you'll
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: always look like a classy person.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: I totally agree with that. I also believe that New
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 4: York City does bring out your fashion sense more.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, totally.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: Because you're out walking the streets. So like in L.A.,
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: you're like, I don't care. I'm walking out. I'm getting
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 4: in a car and I go to wherever I go.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 4: But in New York, you're like, oh, I got to
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: put this together. So it leaned in more to my OOTD.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 4: Outfit of the day? Is that what they call it? Yeah.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: Stassi Schroeder created that saying.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: She did?
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Isn't that amazing?
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: She like came up with that and like, yeah.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: Is she back? What happened to her? Yeah.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: No, she's doing good. She's got her own show coming
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: out on Hulu.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, good.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: Like a kind of docuseries. She just hosted the Secret
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: Lives of Mormon Wives reunion.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: I did an episode of Lights Out with David Spade
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 4: with her and she was lovely. Yeah, she's funny.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: She's good.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was nice.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: All right, you guys. Thank you. Of course, for me,
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: it's HeatherMcDonald.net. Check out my Patreon. I'll be dropping extra
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