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Vanessa Bayer Returns to Disobey Bridger Again · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

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  Speaker 1: And I invited you here. I thought I made myself
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  Speaker 1: perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,
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  Speaker 1: your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,
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  Speaker 1: So how do you dare to surbey me?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gift temperature, whyne girl, we're here.
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  Speaker 2: It's Monday as we're recording. Yesterday was Sunday. I made
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  Speaker 2: two separate plans yesterday, crushing never again, I had no
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  Speaker 2: time for myself. One of them involved some tricky parking
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  Speaker 2: in mid city Los Angeles where Sunday the meters are
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  Speaker 2: not free and they're only one hour parking one hour
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  Speaker 2: on a Sunday. So that was yes I saw ET
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  Speaker 2: for the first time, I think since I was a child. Yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: What was going on with that guy? It's an interesting movie.
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  Speaker 2: Take a look back. The UFO He Flies is like
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  Speaker 2: built out of stuff you would put around, like a
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  Speaker 2: motel pool. It's not very high tech. So I saw that.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's essentially my life. I saw ET. Let
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  Speaker 2: me see if I have any business, no Patreon, Why
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  Speaker 2: do I always have to remind I've got to get
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  Speaker 2: better at promoting myself. I'm gonna that's going to be
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  Speaker 2: the new me, just tireless self promotion. Get ready for
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  Speaker 2: patreon dot com slash. I said, no gifts, I mean
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  Speaker 2: there's just anything you could ask for. It's there, bonus episodes,
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  Speaker 2: episodes of me recapping the gals and Utah, just people
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  Speaker 2: chatting and sharing photos of pets. I mean, it's a
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  Speaker 2: very nice place to be, so go there. Hmm. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just I'm now realizing my AirPods are probably somewhere just
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  Speaker 2: the battery is probably just draining for no reason. Apple's
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  Speaker 2: got to figure that out. Okay, whatever, let's get into
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  Speaker 2: the podcast. I mean today's guests. I adore one of
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I can't say enough. It's Vanessa Bay or
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  Speaker 2: Vanessa welcomed. I said, no, kid, so much for having me,
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  Speaker 2: So happy to have you here. I'm curious something. I
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  Speaker 2: just want to ask you right off the top, what's
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  Speaker 2: your current relationship with Waimo. I love it. You're a
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  Speaker 2: real evangelist. I feel like I've only been in one
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  Speaker 2: so far, and it was with you, and you made
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  Speaker 2: a very good pitch for it.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, what was my pitch?
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  Speaker 2: Was it?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'll give you my pitch. Let's see, my most
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  Speaker 4: recent pitch would be it's so nice, it's you can
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  Speaker 4: do whatever you want in there. You can you can
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  Speaker 4: say anything because no one's listening to you. And then
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  Speaker 4: also sometimes if you take another ride share, you never
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  Speaker 4: know if the driver is going to be a good
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  Speaker 4: at driving, but even worse, have a bad personality frequently, both.
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  Speaker 3: Frequently both and especially for women. We get in those cars.
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  Speaker 4: We don't know if there's going to be a creep
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  Speaker 4: up there, right, Yeah, guess who's not a creep?
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  Speaker 3: Nobody a robot?
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  Speaker 2: And you're not worried about being recorded?
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  Speaker 4: No, I mean I I you know we're always being recorded.
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  Speaker 3: That's what it's like, Why more there than anywhere else?
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  Speaker 2: And this one feels more like at least you would
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  Speaker 2: be qualified for like a lawsuit totally if it was exposed,
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  Speaker 2: you could blastom.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, I just spoke to someone who was saying that
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  Speaker 4: they had like all this stuff to do and then
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  Speaker 4: they had a therapy put when they hit they had
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  Speaker 4: to be like across town like an hour and they
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  Speaker 4: were like, Oh, I'm just going to do my therapy
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  Speaker 4: from the weimo interesting, And they had like an hour
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  Speaker 4: long ride in the Weimo where they did their therapy
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  Speaker 4: right remotely, you know, and obviously, and they said.
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  Speaker 3: It was like incredible.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds kind of lovely, so nice, right, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: have no interest in zoom therapy, but in that situation,
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  Speaker 2: I think it'd be different. I wouldn't be home right right,
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  Speaker 2: right right. I mean, I think part of it is,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, is Jim listening through the door. We're in
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  Speaker 2: an unhealthy relationship? Obvious, got it? Got it? No, But
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  Speaker 2: I think driving around and talking to your therapist might
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  Speaker 2: be kind of nice.
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  Speaker 4: And by the way, you're also going from A to B,
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  Speaker 4: from place A to B.
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  Speaker 3: You're getting so much done at once.
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  Speaker 2: Right, right, And you've been doing it for a while now.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever felt in danger?
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  Speaker 3: Not really.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes when it has to make a hard left, it's
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  Speaker 4: difficult left. I'm like, but it has so many cameras,
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  Speaker 4: and guess who doesn't have so many cameras most any
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  Speaker 4: of the drivers of ride shares.
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  Speaker 2: Did you take away moo here? No? Okay, oh I
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  Speaker 2: should have We should be clear. Wells As far as
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  Speaker 2: I know, Vanessa's not being paid by waymo. It's just
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  Speaker 2: a pure fashion for the service.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm not saying that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm not like, oh a, I should replace them. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'm a very hard against right, right, but I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: but should they drive us?
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  Speaker 2: This one? This is one where I kind of agree
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  Speaker 2: with you, Yeah, because I don't know how you are
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  Speaker 2: as a driver. But I'm atrocious.
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  Speaker 4: Oh same, I trust WAYMO more than me driving absolute
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  Speaker 4: And again, it's just like you just never knows. There
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  Speaker 4: there's been so many reports on the ride shares having
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  Speaker 4: like awful things happen with these drivers, these drivers being
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  Speaker 4: terrible and just yeah anyway, so it's just like so
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  Speaker 4: nice to be like, I'm just I'm chill. And actually,
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  Speaker 4: when you get in, here's another plug. They play sort
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  Speaker 4: of futuristic music, which you can change.
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  Speaker 3: You can change it.
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  Speaker 4: You can even put like stuff from your phone on
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  Speaker 4: if you want, right, But I like the futuristic music
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  Speaker 4: because I like to go, I'm getting in this way, mo,
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  Speaker 4: I'm in space.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think I would feel like I had, like, uh,
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  Speaker 2: messed up the experience if I was playing my regular.
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  Speaker 3: Music, right, Yeah. Let it be ethereal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, treat it more like an elevator. Yeah, it feels
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  Speaker 2: kind of like an elevator.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it does, except I honestly feel more safe in
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  Speaker 4: a way more than in an elevator.
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  Speaker 2: Elevators are extremely dangerous elevators.
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  Speaker 3: I every so often I go, do I have a.
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  Speaker 2: Phobia of elevators? I think if you think about it
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  Speaker 2: too much, you will get you will. Yeah. I know
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  Speaker 2: someone who has a strong phobia, and you know when
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  Speaker 2: you're with her, you're just taking the stairs. But you,
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  Speaker 2: like you if you do any type of looking into
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  Speaker 2: what happens with elevators and elevator maintenance, you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I hate it. I'm gonna get cut in half, Oh, decapitated.
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  Speaker 2: Something's going to happen in an elevator.
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  Speaker 3: But I want to say that for the most part,
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  Speaker 3: it won't.
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  Speaker 2: That's probably true.
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  Speaker 3: But you have to look at those certificates.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, see when like it was last.
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  Speaker 3: Checked, See when it was last checked.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot they had those in the Yeah, they have
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  Speaker 2: to have those certificates. They should have ratings like restaurants, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: gets a.
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  Speaker 4: Certificates are kind of hard to read. There's a lot
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  Speaker 4: of cursive on there.
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  Speaker 2: There's that kind of fancy. They look too ceremonial. It's
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  Speaker 2: like they won an award or.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, It makes them almost look antiquated, like they
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  Speaker 4: looked old because they've got so much.
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  Speaker 2: Like flowery letter Yeah, like they were part of like
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  Speaker 2: a ribbon cutting ceremony or something I wanted to look like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, just like this was. This cable was checked
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  Speaker 2: last month. The door was checked last month. Yeah. No,
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  Speaker 2: it looks like they won small business awards. Yeah, exactly
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  Speaker 2: the city. No, that's very scary. This is the other
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  Speaker 2: thing about weimo. I want to ask you. The one
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  Speaker 2: reason I do like to drive and I wouldn't do
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  Speaker 2: it in a weimo is I get to listen to
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  Speaker 2: music and I can focus more because I can't look
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  Speaker 2: at my phone as much. Right, So those are the
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  Speaker 2: two things that are kind of like I would. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if maybe a weimo could like handcuff you right.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know what you've got to get. I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to promote something else I'm not getting paid to promote.
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  Speaker 2: Is it a brick? Yep, they're everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: I am obsessed with my brick.
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  Speaker 2: How are you using it?
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  Speaker 4: Here's what I do at ten o'clock every night. It
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  Speaker 4: turns off Instagram. Okay, that's the only app I have
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  Speaker 4: linked to it. You can go so far as to
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  Speaker 4: like link your I message to it so that you're
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  Speaker 4: not even getting texts there.
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  Speaker 2: It's a tough one.
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  Speaker 4: It seems tough in case there's an emergency or something
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  Speaker 4: or you have to something send a text.
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  Speaker 3: But it turns it off at ten pm.
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  Speaker 4: And the thing that's great about that is I can't
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  Speaker 4: look at Instagram before I go to sleep, and I
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  Speaker 4: can't look at it in the morning because I have
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  Speaker 4: to physically walk over to my refrigerator and unbrick my
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah. So and sometimes I'll forget to do it
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  Speaker 4: for days, like I I'll go, I'll be off of
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  Speaker 4: it for days.
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  Speaker 2: That's so helpful.
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  Speaker 4: It's so great because you sort of and then it
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  Speaker 4: becomes this thing where now I will say, it becomes
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  Speaker 4: this thing where I now when I go on Instagram,
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  Speaker 4: I'm so impressed by it.
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  Speaker 2: You're like dazzled.
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  Speaker 3: I'm dazzled.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, first of all, everybody is so funny, like
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  Speaker 4: we want to be chunks that are so funny.
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  Speaker 3: And second all, I'm like, how do you like?
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  Speaker 4: I get very targeted by cottage cheese recipes like oh dud,
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  Speaker 4: should we follow?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let's follow up at that.
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  Speaker 4: But then but then yeah, I won't go on for
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  Speaker 4: days and it's great.
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  Speaker 2: So okay, this is that's how the Instagram experience should be.
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  Speaker 2: That feels like I agreat like twenty ten when you
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  Speaker 2: would get on one of these services and be like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm having fun exactly.
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  Speaker 4: It's fun and like once in a while someone will
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  Speaker 4: tag me in something and it will be a story
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  Speaker 4: and I won't ever get to see it. Oh sure,
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  Speaker 4: but it's like it's worth sorry to brag, but it's
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  Speaker 4: worth like missing a couple of those to just have
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  Speaker 4: your life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Back, I disagree because sometimes.
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  Speaker 4: I do a thing where I would be like, I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to go off, I'm not checking Instagram for the
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  Speaker 4: rest of the night, and then I would like, without
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  Speaker 4: even thinking about it, go on to Instagram of course,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, what is wrong with me?
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  Speaker 2: I will fully have like a thing I need to do, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and then suddenly I'm on Instagram. I have forgotten whatever
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  Speaker 2: I was supposed to do. It's so distracting, so poisonous. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: so now I'm curious that you're getting cottage cheese recipes.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, So I I've backed off a little the protein
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  Speaker 4: thing in terms of like being a person who's like
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  Speaker 4: obsessed with protein. But I do love cottage cheese and
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  Speaker 4: it does. And something that I've learned from this whole
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  Speaker 4: protein maxim movement is that you can blend it and
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  Speaker 4: add it into stuff to make it have more or
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  Speaker 4: not blended. Like you can put it in your eggs
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  Speaker 4: and then like.
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  Speaker 2: Scramble eggs frequently, so smart.
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  Speaker 4: It's a great it's a great thing you can do
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  Speaker 4: with Greek yogurts. It's like adding cheese to something. It's
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  Speaker 4: you're adding dairy.
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  Speaker 2: That'stylish, right, You're adding it to Greek yogurt.
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  Speaker 3: You can you can put Greek yogurt in your eggs.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I say, why are you adding too that?
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I've had recipes before that I've had
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  Speaker 4: both in them and it's a lot, and.
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  Speaker 2: It feels like a lot. Pick one, okay.
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  Speaker 4: But there's there's like desserts you can make and stuff
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  Speaker 4: with it too, really like what like I feel like
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  Speaker 4: you can mix it with like peanut, they're all sort
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  Speaker 4: of the same. They're all like peanut butter, chocolate, a
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  Speaker 4: little almond flour, like you know what I'm saying. And
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  Speaker 4: then you just make a little ball or something like that.
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  Speaker 4: Or you can make bark.
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  Speaker 2: Oh like a bark. You can make a bark out
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  Speaker 2: of Are you like baking the cream or the cottage chees?
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  Speaker 2: You're just.
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  Speaker 4: I think the barks are more uh like peanut butter chocolate.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I bet that's a frozen I think
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  Speaker 2: it's a frozen thing. Yeah. I can't imagine putting no
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  Speaker 2: cottage cheese in the oven.
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  Speaker 4: No, you although people do it, they do well, you
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  Speaker 4: do it when you make scrambled eggs.
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  Speaker 2: You sort of oh, yeah, yeah, I wonder what it's
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  Speaker 2: happening when it's in the oven, though, And it's just
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  Speaker 2: like and fifty degrees.
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  Speaker 3: If you are eating cottage cheese, plain, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: I usually will eat it with a toast or a cracker.
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  Speaker 3: That's so good. Can I tell you another hack?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I would love. This is an extremely pro cottage cheese podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I love.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so thrilled about that because I love cottage.
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  Speaker 2: You're like the first guest that has an attack when.
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  Speaker 3: People don't like cottage cheese. I go try it again.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when was the last time you try it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Try it in a new for well, because some people
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  Speaker 4: like sweet sweet version, some people like savory.
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  Speaker 2: I will go for either. But let me tell you.
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  Speaker 4: If you if you bake a sweet potato and you
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  Speaker 4: top a sweet potato with cottage cheese and then put
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  Speaker 4: some pepper.
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  Speaker 3: On that it is I want to get. I want
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  Speaker 3: to eat that right now. So I'm gonna excuse me.
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  Speaker 3: I need to go eat it.
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  Speaker 2: Just kidding. Yeah, that's like, I uh, putting a sweet
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  Speaker 2: element with it concerns me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hear you.
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  Speaker 2: But a sweet potato, I think is like not It's
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  Speaker 2: like a different type of sweet.
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  Speaker 4: But I know someone who puts it on toast with
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: blueberry jam, okay, and it's pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm willing to try it. I would say,
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  Speaker 2: just try it. I love cottage cheese so much.
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  Speaker 3: It's so good. I think it's really one of the
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  Speaker 3: best foods.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 3: Is there a brand?
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm curious. I bet we.
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  Speaker 3: Both like the same brand.
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  Speaker 2: You want to say it? I'm three. I bet you
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  Speaker 2: have a better brand than Oh interesting, I'm getting Joe's.
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  Speaker 2: And there's a brand I hate, Bridger.
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  Speaker 3: What's the brand you hate?
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  Speaker 2: I think it's is it Nudsen's k n U D S.
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  Speaker 4: E N Bridger, You're like in the pits of cottage cheese.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even look at that. Okay, not to be snob,
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  Speaker 4: but I really need you to up your cottage cheese.
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  Speaker 2: What are you eating good culture could? Oh sure, sure,
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you. Trader Joe's is a good cottage cheese.
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  Speaker 2: But you have to get full fat. That's the other thing.
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  Speaker 2: People don't realize.
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  Speaker 4: This is the thing that is makes my brain break.
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  Speaker 4: What it seems like with cottage cheese and with yogurt,
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  Speaker 4: the lower the fat, the higher the protein. Really, yes,
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  Speaker 4: we can look it up.
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  Speaker 2: It's so messed up. That's very odd.
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  Speaker 4: It's great for a person, right, be like if you
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  Speaker 4: have two percent cottage sheees. I know for a fact
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  Speaker 4: that if you have two percent Greek yogurt, at least
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  Speaker 4: the brand, then I use fai Ya Okay, fay yea.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course that's what you gotta get. Fa yea.
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  Speaker 4: It has more protein in it than the five percent
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  Speaker 4: and the skin and the zero percent fat has more
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  Speaker 4: protein than the two percent.
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  Speaker 2: Really, isn't it is that crazy? Can confirm? Now?
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  Speaker 4: What about what about the cottage cheese. I think the
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  Speaker 4: cottage cheese like good culture cottage cheese. I think the
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  Speaker 4: four percent whole milk one has less protein than the
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  Speaker 4: two percent.
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  Speaker 6: Let me just double check.
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  Speaker 2: I got to get the fact. So this is something
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  Speaker 2: I'm actually concerned to pass.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I know, because you feel like like you
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  Speaker 4: always go like, I'm gonna get the full fat because
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  Speaker 4: it's like better for me. Actually, like you guys who
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  Speaker 4: are like low fat, you're idiots.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: But that's why I look down her wise.
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  Speaker 3: Wait wait, okay, cottage, she's the inverse. It's the inverse.
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  Speaker 6: Full fat four percent eleven to twelve grams of protein,
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  Speaker 6: non fat seven to ten grams of protein perserving.
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  Speaker 2: So there you go. Interesting.
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  Speaker 4: I want you to check you can because but because
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  Speaker 4: I at the single serving ones and I feel like
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  Speaker 4: the full fat one perserving is like eighteen grams.
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  Speaker 6: Here's the twist, low fat one to two percent, twelve
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  Speaker 6: to fourteen grams of protein.
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  Speaker 3: I it depends what brand.
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  Speaker 2: It must be.
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  Speaker 4: Brand it must be brand or curve size something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's very confused. Well, and this is where I'll say,
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  Speaker 2: dairy wise with protein milk, if you get like no
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  Speaker 2: fat or whole milk, I think no fat has a
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  Speaker 2: little less.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes sense, which is why it doesn't make
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  Speaker 4: sense that Greek yogurt the highest fat is the lowest protein.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Should we talk.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: About this for another hour so you can use all
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: your listeners.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: I need to try the good culture. Do you get
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: It's Life's well.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: I sometimes I buy the bigger servings, but sometimes, Oh,
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: I make something that is so good, Bridger, I'm going
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: to send you with and you know what, I haven't
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: made it in a while, and I'm like, what the
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: hell am I doing? I make these protein pancakes. Oh,
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: I'm going to send you the recipe. I'm actually kind
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: of surprised I haven't sent it to you because I'm
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: having like a little bit of daja voo.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: I feel I haven't sent this to Okay.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: It's basically I haven't made it in a while, and
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: I'm like pissed at myself.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: I haven't made it. Like, maybe i'll make it later today.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: It's it's cottage cheese. It's it's that's good.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: You dump it in a pan. It's cottage cheese.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: What else is in it?
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: It's like I have to, like, I have to tell
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: you what's in it because it is so I'm just
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: going to go.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: It is like honestly, okay, here's what's in it. This
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: is for two serving, okay, which is like what two pancakes?
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, except I have the I have it right, I'm
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: having all my recipes okay. So it's oats, cottage, cheese,
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: egg maple syrup, which I omit.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, I wouldn't put that in either.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: Baking powder, vanilla extract, and cinnamon, and I put collagen
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: powder in it to make it higher protein.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: And when I and here's how I make it. This
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: is wild. And I hope your listeners aren't porn out
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: of their minds.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: But no, they've earned this by attacking me.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they've attacked you. So this is what they get.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: I make it in my air fryer. Whoa So that
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: I cause, I am like then I'm going to like
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: put the oil on. I'm going to mess it up.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna right, I'm making it. I get for my
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: air fry do do you know you can get these
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: parchment paper liners right?
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Of course?
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: So I get a circle. So I get a parchment
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: paper liner.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: I just pour all the batter into there, okay, And
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: there's like I figured out a certain it's like I think,
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: I bake it at three sixty for fourteen minutes, okay,
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: but I don't preheat it.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Interesting because some they say with some sort of like
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: bread type things, it's good for them to like gradually
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: heat up right like it.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: They don't.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: They don't need to like go into a hot I don't.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: It doesn't totally make sense. But the point is I
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: don't preheat it because you almost it would be hard
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: to preheat it with the liner and with.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: All the stuff going on right right, and it is
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: so good? And then does is the pancake square?
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: It's the size of my liners are circle? Oh okay,
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: but it's the size of what I oh. And then
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: I put like blueberries or something on it. To the
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: very last step is I pour the battery in and
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: then I put like whatever kind of fruit I want
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: to put on there.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: You know what is so good on there is.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: It's a kind of fruit that the name of it
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: I can't remember, but I slice start naming fruits. Okay,
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: it's a small fruit that it's sort of like a
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: fruit that you're like, oh, I didn't know about this
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: fruit as a kid.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Let's see what fruits.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: It's like almost like a stone fruit.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: But it's like you when you're like, how did I
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: not know these existed when I was a kid?
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Only the almost looks like tomatoes? Oh? What are those things? Yeah?
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Those?
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: What is that? Though? You know what I'm sing?
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Did you also when you were an adult?
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Of course? I thought those were just tomatoes? What are those?
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Ellis that's like a specific type of thing.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, per Simmons are so good on it on
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: a pancake because they kind of brown in the air fryer.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, and you've sliced them. I don't even know how you.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Prepare because they're so new to us.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: I know I my parents prepares for They should have
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: been making those every morning, I know.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: I'm like, did I have them as a kid and
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: just think that? What would I have thought they were?
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I don't think we could have. Possibly. I don't think
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: they hit store shelves until the early thousands. Yeah, they might.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Are they a new fruit?
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: I think it's a new frug.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Can we look up.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: At per simmons a just invented in the last twenty years?
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: No, we don't have to look that up.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: I'm sure they've been around, but it's shocking.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: It's like, here's the other thing. Where are you from again?
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: From Utah?
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Now Bridgard?
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: So I feel like.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: I know the answer this question about even asking Eve,
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: And of course you're from Utah. I can't believe I
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: forgot that because you know, I'm from Cleveland.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Of course, not to show off, but I know.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: How old and when and where were you when you
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: discovered Barrada.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was I must have been in La.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: I was in New York.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was either La or certainly I was not
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: eating it in Salt Lake. I wasn't eating it.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Even when I lived in Chicago, I didn't know it.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: It's just on the coast. No, it's not. Oh, it's
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: made its way into the rest of the country.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: I was like, what the hell is this?
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: It's incredible.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: And you know what, I remember my parents were visiting
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: me and my brother. My brother Jonah and I were
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: both living in New York at the time, and we
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: went out to dinner with our parents who were visiting.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: And I think, and I apologize if this isn't true,
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: but I think my parents didn't know what parana was.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Maybe why would they know? It's very Italian, it's very Italian.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: What is Like, I'm like, is there something in Italy
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: now that like we don't know about you?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: You're interesting and cheese that has just been like commonplace
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: for years and we're just waiting for it to come here.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like a or like another food thing.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Right, I'm sure there is, right, there must ten years
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: we're going to feel like such fools.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Because we didn't have like mochi when we were little.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Oh no, that's that's certainly like that's.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Now talking about Trader Joe's.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a good one. They've very bastardized it
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: in the last probably fifteen years. That's the mainstream mayor.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but I wouldn't have been able to tell
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: you what it was prior to that. Yeah. Yeah, and
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: it's a wonderful thing, so good. But who's It's just like,
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: who's in charge of like allowing us like parsing out
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: the new foods to America.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: I just like, I'm like, did anyone know what Barada
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: was in like the eighties?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I was, I'm sure in the US upper crust did
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: they even? But I think in the eighties people are like,
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: sushi's crazy, right, You're right, that was like this wild
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: idea that.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Was so crazy.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: I remember when they started selling sushi at Heinen's our
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: grocery store. It was like, okay, I guess our grocery
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: store is now the fanciest place on earth.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's probably something. I wonder what we're dealing with.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: What food are we eating right now? That's like like
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: just outside of the boundaries.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean when I was in New York recently,
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: I had you know, New York goes through dessert trends.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they really go there, good bakries.
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, better and so because they because remember that
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: the crow Nat came from New York, which I don't
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: feel has like taken over in any way.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Kind of happy it hasn't.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: I am too.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I don't like I like those separate You know.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: What else I had was the the Crookie.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: What did you think of that?
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: First of all, it's tough because cookie and croissant have such.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Completely different Oh.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, it's like people just think you're
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: saying cookie wrong.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Oh. I was gonna say texture, No, not.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Texture, texture wise totally different, but but name wise they're
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: so close.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: It just makes you sound like an.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Idiot, like you're having a problem.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh, I just tried a crookie. I mean,
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: like Vanessa, are you okay?
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: There's no.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Because they start with the same letter.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: It's unfortunately right.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: But yeah, the cookie it was.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Fine, I'm sure, I mean, pretty delicious.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: But it's like, at what point are we just like
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: combining baked goods and being like, I guess if you
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: stack them on top of each.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Other, they're good. Yeah, of course they're good. Yeah, A
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: good croissant is good, a good cookie is good. Why
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: can't I just have those be separate. I don't need
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: it to be like a.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Together a dare or some sort of yeah, some kind
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: of challenge challenge.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: It makes no sense to me.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: Well, I had when I was there recently with my
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: best friend Gwen and our friend Kate mccoochee.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you know.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: We tried the butter dipped ice cream.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, how was that? This is another one. I'm mike
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: that one.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: It's almost says the opposite problem of the cookie, and
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: that the names are really different ice cream and butter,
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: although no one has tried to combine them namewise you have.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: But here's the problem. If you dip vanilla ice cream
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: in butter, it's not like a magic shell like a
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: chot where it can be super thin for it to
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: like freeze, the butter layer has to be more thick.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Than you would expect.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, then they do put salt on top, which like
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: flaky salt, which.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Adds to it, which probably necessary.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: Necessary, But the difference in flavor between butter and vanilla
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: ice cream especially, I would say vanilla ice cream is like.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Not that much, right, It's like ten degrees. It's just
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: like sweet.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Butter exactly, So you sort of go, what the hell
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: am I eating? Like all three of us had to
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: take some of the butter off because at a certain
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: point you're just eating butter.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: It's too much.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: And then like with the vanilla ice cream, you're like,
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: I just there's not enough contrast.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: I just don't. I just feel like I'm eating almost
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: all cold butter.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think I like on a chocolate door.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm surprised they do it with vanilla, and as
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: might work. Yeah, a pistachio might be good.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: It's a tough.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: It's a tough I'm glad we tried it. I don't
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: think we need to try it.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Again, I wonder if this is one of those things
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: though maybe like in ten years. Yeah, it's just everybody's
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: halving it. I doubt it.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Well, you know, I'm coming up with the business idea
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: right now, and if anyone steals it, we're recording this
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: so they know.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, this this happens all the time on the podcast.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Lawsuits are lining up.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, good.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: You could have a place called dips, okay, where you
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: can dip your ice cream in any number of things, right,
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: even though the problem with my idea is that most
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: things aren't really good to dip it in.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there aren't that many.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Like what would you have I guess you could have
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: caramel jam jam, but.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: It has to be something that would freeze on it, and.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Has to be something that's fairly not too thick, because
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: if you stick the ice cream it stuff fall apart.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like whatever sauce you would normally put on
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: ice cream if you just dipped stuff in it. Right,
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: But there's just like we've already kind of is that
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: the same as like ther with those dairy queen dip one?
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Can you do more than just chocolate?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Well, this is an interesting thing about Utah there's a
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: kind of gross restaurant fast food chain called Arctic Circle,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: and they go, they're so bad, that's what you think.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I think they boil their hamburgers. First of all, I
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: don't know if that's confirmed or not. Okay, I've heard
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: that rumor. But they have a dipped chocolate cone, but
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: what they call it is a brown topper, which is
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: like anytime I tell someone from outside of Utah there,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: what are you what? But they also I think they
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: have like strawberry. I think they've like branched into other
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: flavors that no one really cares, like banana. Yeah, it's like,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: I get why you tried.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: But yeah, that's why this business won't ever work is
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: because nobody wants anything other than chocolate.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Right, I'm trying to maybe peanut butter.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah that would be good, that would be very good,
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: But how do you get it to freeze on there?
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: It would have to be kind of a non peanut butter.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd have to put so much, so many chemicals
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: in it to get it to.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Be so then it ends up tasting like one of
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: those like cheap candies you buy it like CVS or something. Yeah,
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: bad Easter chocolate or something. Yeah, yeah, but it's you're
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: in a realm of a business concept.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'll keep working on my business.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Or a listener's probably getting to it right now. Yeah,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: of course, then you're going to sue their ass off.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: But I really don't think that.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: I really don't think that this butter dipped ice cream
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: is going to be like the next Barada.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: No, it's a stunt. It's a stunt stunt. Have you
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: been to Libre in New York? I don't think I
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: have unbelievable bakery. Oh really, And there's a place called Lecabra.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: They're both in the East Village that are. They're not
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: pulling any stunts. They're not pulling stunt, just honest pastries, delish, unbelievable.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: But New York is kind of like they had that
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: horrible cookie dough thing happening. Do you remember this where
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: you'd get like cookie dough served you like ice cream.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Actually that to me
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: sounds great, but it has to be the kind it
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: can't have egg in it.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Right, right, So that's the thing. It's like probably not
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: real cookie dough. It's some weird chemical things similar to
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: do you know what. I had another business concept recently
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: that had something to do with mashed potatoes. Oh what
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I was saying? And I actually think this is a
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: good idea, and people are going to probably attack me.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: And I may have already said this, but you know,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Tyer Banks had the hot ice cream.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: And how is it doing?
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Is it still?
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: She got sued or something?
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Right, probably I'm probably for a lot of things but
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: that I have not tried, but like tried to figure out.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: I got online and she's like, what are we talking about? Right?
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: And it seems to be just like hot chocolate or something?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: But I thought, couldn't hot ice cream just be sweet
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: mashed potatoes with different flavors in them? What do you
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: think of that?
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I actually don't think it's a bad idea.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: You just have to take whatever you'd really have to
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: make sure that the mashed potato flavor wasn't in there
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: right consistency.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: But but you know, I think you shouldn't.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Can I can?
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: I kind of like riff on your idea. Yeah, I
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: would love this business, So make it out of sweet potato,
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: because then it's already right less savory, right, because you
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: know how people put like marshmallow in sweet potatoes, so
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: you're already like in the right direction where you could
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: add sweet stuff to it. And also there's like sweet
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: potato pie.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: There's all this category.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: I would just say my edit would be and I
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: would like a percentage, but would be or just like
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: like promote me, Oh sure, I mention yeah, yeah, like
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: even if it's like not a financial.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: When I stole this idea from Vanessa, well, no.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: It's your idea. That's why I'm saying, I just want
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: to be like promoted.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, sure, sure. But then the big problem is this
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: do you call it? I think you would get sued
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: if you call it ice cream because it's not. It is.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: But then it's like the marketing angle. You can't be
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: like it's dessert potatoes. No one wants that. So it's
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: that's I think the biggest thing you have to overcome. Right,
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: You've got, you got.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: You just have to think of some creative branding because
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: sweet potatoes already has sweet in the name, right, so.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: You can't call it sweet potatoes. Then people are like, well,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: that's just a restaurant of sweet potatoes.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Sweet potatoes.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: It's something that we've got will workshop off podcast, we'll
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: launch it in like a pop up in New York
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: sweet potatoes. Oh interesting, we lose the idea that it's hot, right,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: which is tough. It's like because you want the novelty
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: is that it's like hot ice cream, right right?
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Oh right? I forgot that you're making.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: It kind of to take down town and you could
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: you could make cold sweet potato ice.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Cream, yeah, for the summer, for.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: The summer, but I guess it would be better hot.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: And I think I might a hard really hard. I
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: don't know what a frozen mashed potato is like. That
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: seems like a hard category. But this is something and
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: people do it with bananas too, if they like pure
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: bananas into ice cream.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Oh god, now we're going to get a thousand things
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: on our phone about that.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: It's a good thing.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I have a brick. Well, there's something else we probably
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: should talk about. Sure, I was looking forward to having
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: you on the podcast. Vanessa will come by. We'll have
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: a nice time. No hard feelings. So the podcast is
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: called I said no gifts. You've been on it before
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: it was over zoom. Your brother Jonah was present, so
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I can understand why you might be a little confused. Yes,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: you showed up today holding a gift bag. Is that
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: a gift for me? That is a gift for you? Okay,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: well should I open it here on the podcast?
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Sure, that would be great.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: It's in't an adorable bag, reuse it. This is We
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: frequently dose bags on this podcast.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Bags are expensive.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: They're extremely expense.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: I'm not complaining.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: You know, it sounds like you are. This does look
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: like an expensive bag.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: You know. I think it came in a set.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, so cute set.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: A cute little set.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, well let's get into Oh we should say what
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: it has on it. It's got little monkeys on it. Listener,
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: cute monkeys. If you can picture a cute monkey.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: They reminded me of Bridger.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: And it's kind of a mint green. Yeah, reaching in here. Okay,
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: I love these. This is a great pair of sunglasses
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: from Santa Barbara. This is Santa Barbara on the side.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna wear these for the rest of the episode.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: I hope you do.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I think they'll look great on you.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Let's see here, Okay, tell me about what's going on here.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Well, first of all, you have to protect your eyes.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: You know. We're both very fair. Yes, our fair people's
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: eyes more.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: I think that actually the fairrier eye color to it,
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: Like everybody's eyes are very sensitive, so you have to
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: be careful. But I think because you have light colored eyes,
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: they're even more vulneratley actually look very good on you.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: And I think that then people will go, what a
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: cool guy. And then when you turn to the right,
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: look go when he likes Santa Barbara.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: And I don't know that anyone has no one I
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: knows how to feel about Santa Barbara. I think I
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: think some people are like, it's kind of boring, but
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: it's nice, but they've got great shopping.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: It's Santa Barbara is such a I agree with you.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: You I don't know why I'm trying to add on.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: You said it perfectly.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Did you get these while in Santa Barbara?
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: I think so?
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: When was the and I'm now just I want to
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: say Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara. That seems that's a tough
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: way say Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, right, like Santa Barbara,
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Santa Barbara sounds like like a Santa Claus with a
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: like a Barbara named Santa Barbara. That is a Santa Claus.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Santa Barbara, right, it's like, you know, Barbara has put
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: on her Santa.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Costa and you know, remember Santa Barbara is who makes cartoons.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: No, that's Hannah Barbera, Right, that's right, Santa Barbara. That
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: might be, but they'd make like flint zones they make.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: As soon as I said it, I thought, that's not right.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: It sounds close Santa like crooky.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Some people will go, I was just in Santa Barbara
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: last weekend, But really what they should say is I
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: was just in Santa Barbara.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think the context you just put it
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: in made more sense. And I can take these off
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: as soon as you want, because I feel like this
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: could be make people uncomfortable.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: They actually look really cool.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Maybe this is just the new part of the podcast.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: They match your out fit because the white on the
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: ends match the white on your shirt.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: I'm excited. I'm going to see it myself.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Actually are a good shape on you.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Let's see here. It's a good pair. I think this
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: is a very class Do you have sunglasses? I have
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: a lot of sunglas.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Okay, good, you'll add this to your You're a little.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Crooked right now, there we go. Yeah, this will go
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: in my car, in my car. I have probably four
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: to five different pairs of sunglasses. One is prescription for
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: when I have my glasses on.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: Well, you know I'm crazy about sunglasses. Were you still
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: in Palm Springs when we talked about when I had
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: god glasses?
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: We had. We had an interesting experience in Palm Springs.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: We really did.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: We kind of relate to Spencer Pratt in a huge way. Yes,
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: we left Los Angeles when it was on fire. Yes,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: and stayed with our lovely friends Omily and Mark. Yes,
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: they were very gracious, too great to take us in
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: for way too long. Yes, they should have asked us to.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Much longer than we expected.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Yes, we could have hoped for Oh it was I mean,
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: there are two are two angels.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: They are angel people.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: But while there you kind of made a pitch for
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: a new type of sunglasses.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was gonna I lost my sunglasses.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Wait. Oh so, but we ended up at a place
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: that we had a big discussion about with a weird name.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's like Hula Daves or something that's so close.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: So what happened was I lost my ray band sunglasses? Yes,
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: and I wanted to get the same kind. So Emily
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: took me to this sunglasses store that was called I
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Believe Santa Barbara Sunglasses.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, Palm Spring Sunglasses.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, that would have been crazy, strange branding. They would
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: have gone.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Well, I could see I could see people.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Attaching Santa Barbara to their name to kind of like
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: maybe it should be Santa Barbara Hot Potato.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like a Malibu chicken sandwich. Did you
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: ever have those? Our elementary schools serve something called the
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Malibu chicken sandwich, Oh my god, which was like a
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: processed chicken paddy with I think a piece of hair.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: That's amazing, but it made it seem fun.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: Well, we went to Palm Spring Sunglasses and the guy
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: there was so helpful and like really knowledgeable about sunglasses,
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: so nice, and I was like, I'm looking for raybans.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: He kind of showed me the ray bance he had.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: I'm crazy about sun protection and about like my eyes
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: being protected because my eyed actors, like, you have to
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: buy really nice sunglasses, which those are.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is this is kind of the ultimate I
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: can stare. It's almost directly.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: The plastic they came wrapped in should show you.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: But but he's also like they should be thicker on
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: the sides, like you shouldn't have like a thin So I.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Know it's current.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: I know you're gonna have to get rid of those.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: I do think you can.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Maybe buy little little uh like things side.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: That make you look like a dork.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: But but so we were looking at what they had
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: and they didn't have a ton and then he was like,
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: you should try these, this pair of Maui gyms.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: I was so close.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: You were so close.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: What did you say? I think I said, Hula Dave, Yeah.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: You're so close.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: And we were like, okay, because it sounds like it's
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: funny because it sounds like the name of sunglasses that
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: are like like that kind of looked like those.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or like you would buy from like a Jimmy
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: bufet Rest.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly exactly Maui Jim's Maui Jim, come
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: to find out.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: So these are the best sunglasses I've ever owned.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Really.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: They the way depending on what color you get, like
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: the way they brighten things even when you're in even
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: when you're in like a darker area. It's like you
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: could keep them on all the time. Now, I will say,
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: in any kind of sunglass I have an issue, which
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: is that I wear so much sunscreen that even and
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: it's rubbed in and everything, it's somehow always gets on
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: the lenses. So I always have to like, so all
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: of my sunglasses are hard to see out.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Of me because such is a total fall.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I have to just clean them constantly.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: But these are the best sunglasses I've ever had, and
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: Emily got into them.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Emily got a pair of Maui Jim's.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: I believe that Mark sent me a Mali Jim's T
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: shirt afterwards there as we said, they're the loveliest people,
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: and so Maui Jim's is my new go to. And
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: what's so crazy is that so many people like you
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: were like, what the hell are you talking about? Cut
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: to my eye doctor, I'm like, I just got a
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: pair of Maui Jims. He was like, oh, Mauie Jim's
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: aren't great, Like it's it's very like fifty to fifty
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: like some people are like, of course Maui Jim's, and
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: other people are like, what are you talking about.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: First of all, I had never heard that mentioned anywhere
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: in my life until that time. And then when I
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: heard it, I thought, oh, that's going to be garbage.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, because the name, yeah, they couldn't have picked.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Sounds like a flip flop, right, I know, I know.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: But people either are like familiar with them and think
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: they're great, or have no idea what they are and
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: think that they, like you said, are sold it to
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Jimmy Buffett concert.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to I don't think I even I must
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: have seen them. What's style are they? Are? They like
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: ray Ban esque? I see you you can oh this
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: is a very styl.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you can see how dirty they are.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: It's impossible to clean a lens.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: I think so hard to clean.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Glasses and sunglasses. I think get to a point that
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: the grease and whatever on them is just kind of
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: a permanent thing that you're moving around.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Well, what he told us to do, the guy working
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: there is he said you should take old school dawn
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: and you should put it on a microfiber cloth. And
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: he was like, and take the cloth and cut it
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: up into a million pieces and then you can use
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: it a few times each piece a few times. But like, anyway,
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: I did that, but I bought a microfibercloth that kind of.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: It had sort of a shaggy texture.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: To it, so I got a bunch of those.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: I've got so I've got little pink pieces of cloth
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: all over my sunglasses when I do it, and I'm like,
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: this isn't working.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: But and then one of my because because I had the.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Don I don't. I hope you have insurance because I
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: have it.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: I was using it for my as my dishwashing wash,
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: no sorry, as my as my like as my like
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: hand dishes stuff, and someone told me, don't do that really,
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: because I guess you can go on apps and I
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: if don wants to do commercial with me.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: They cleaned the ducks.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: They cleaned the ducks. That was such a powerful.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: And the Bell have you seen that recently? Do you
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: know what did you watch Save the Bell? Do you
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: remember the episode where they were going to build they
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: were going to build an oil tank refinery or something
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: on campus.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: No, like the bad guys.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: They were going to come in and build an oil
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: refinery and they were starting drilling, and Jesse, of course
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: who's an environmentalist, was like, this is a bad idea.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: And I think they were like giving them, like your
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: school will be so high tech, We'll give you all
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: this money, and like, yeah, I don't even understand like
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: where it was in relation to the school. But then
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: there was this duck named Becky I believe, and Becky
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: got covered.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: In oil and they showed it on the show.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: And they showed it, I mean it was obviously not
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: a real dog okay. And they were like, and Zach was,
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: you know how once it comes when they try and
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: have like a sad moment where some someone or something
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: dies and they they go like that, they won't accept it.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Zach was like, no, she's not dead.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: She's just not breathing, like get the water off of her,
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: like she's just and they were like, Zach, Becky's dead.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: It's so.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: The clip was like going around the internet recently around Instagram,
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: which is why I have my brick.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: But it was like insacts like, no, you just have
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: to watch beckymore like she'll be fine.
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: She okay and very sad, but they learned that oil
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: is bad.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: And it's not worth having a state of the art.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Jim Caccio, I don't know so that you can have.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: How was this villain even introduced the show?
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: It was like, you know, I mean the kind of
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: ship that we.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Watched at that time, where it does not matter.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: What the idea is can I tell you something you
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: know we've talked about this I think is that I
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: still watch General Hospital.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: No, but I just got a vintage General Hospital jacket.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Oh it's my favorite. A piece of what kind is it?
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Like a bomber jack? It's like a what are those
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: ones that are like varsity kind of sporty looking, but
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: it's not varsity kind of like a base Is it
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: a baseball jacket? Got it?
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, maybe yeah, but.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: It's like an old General Hospital crew jacket.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: That is incredible. It looks great, that sounds great.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: General Hospital if you watched it now, they haven't updated
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: any of their plotlines or sets or anything so that
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: you it's like they just sort of exist and they're
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: our viewers will accept it. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: And in the same way that in Saved by the Bell,
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: like the sort of like slick looking, smooth talking oil
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: guys come into the school and you like know they're
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: bad guys, but they're like charming Zach because he plays
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: kind of a like guy who's won over very easily,
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: like a dumb team.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: General Hospital does that too, where they're like, this guy's
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: a gangster.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Guy.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: This guy, yes, this guy, this guy runs the town
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: crime stuff. This person is good. It's so refreshation, very
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: pure about that.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: It's great. I love watching it. It's just so.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: And although sometimes they will try and like steal from
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: popular shows and kind of like do similar storylines, but
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: like they never quite get it right.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: And I like that. Wait, are you the person who
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: showed me wasn't General Hospital where Colonel Sanders.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, I showed that to you, Colonel Sander.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: By the way, I think the people on it are
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: very talented. Sure, but they have to do stuff like
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: for example, I told you I showed you this. They
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: clearly had a sponsorship with Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders, comes on,
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: it's George, the very tan guy actor. Anyway, you know,
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: there's always like a different This is when I learned
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: George Hamilton, thank you. There's always a different Colonel Sanders,
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Like I don't know if there is one right now.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Reebob was one at one point.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're right. By the way, Reba can
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: do no wrong.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: I can truly do it all that makes it, you
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: know what I mean?
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: Then I go, okay, it's cool, yeah, of course, but
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: so Colonel Sanders played by George Hamilton comes on. He
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: is the Syndicate is trying to steal his secret recipe
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: for fried chicken, and so he needs to go visit.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: He's for some reason very good friends with this character Maxie,
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: and he needs her to take the recipe that he
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: has written on this like note card in this envelope.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: And she has like one of those books that like
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: it's not really a book, it's really a box. Oh yeah,
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: she opens it, she puts it in there, and she
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: promises never to look at it, which it's like.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: What, And he's it's not like a dream, it's not
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: a hallucination. He's just part of the universe. And he's
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: being like trailed by the syndicate.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he's like he he says like he's
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: there's like a warlock somehow. And then but then Maxie's friend,
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: what's the friend's name. Maxie's friend is like Lulu. She
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: is like a journalist and she's like, I want to
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: do a story on you, Colonel Sanders, and like what's
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: going on? And he's like, some things you can't like
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: need to stay secret. And she's like dealing with this
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: awful stuff like in the store. Other parts of the storyline,
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: like she's like, basically Maxie had Colonel Sanders come over
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: also unclear to like cheer Lulu up, because Lulu's.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Like, I don't know, I like it's like somebody died
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: or somebody crazy. But it's like, oh, of course, bring
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: in Colonel Sanders. That'll make everything better.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: And then he leaves and Lulu, this talented actress who
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: was I thinking bring it on too, Okay, she has
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: to go, oh, my god, that's the coolest person I've
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: ever met in my life. And you go years of
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: acting school, like these people are talented.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Actors and they've worked so hard to get there, so.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: Hard, and they're so good, and they show up every
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: day and they work so hard, and they have to
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: do a scene with Colonel Sanders.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Calling him the coolest guy.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: And she has to say, this is the coolest guy
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: I've ever met.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: I go, I don't.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: By the way, They've replaced the actress who plays that character,
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: and I I'm like, good for her.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: You know, oh, because she moved on.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: She didn't move on right after that, but.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: At some point she went into a coma a couple
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: of years ago, and she just came out a different.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: As they should have. Colonel back.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I mean it depends if I mean it
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: would be I think tough if it was Reba.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: I think if it was Riba, she would be like no.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: No, I mean she's on uh Rebud's Place.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Happy, Happy place Happy.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: The thing about.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: Riba is like she's never gonna not have work. It's
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: like she's so beloved. I mean, she's I'm.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Thrilled for her. People just adore her, people adore Everybody
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: kind of just agrees on Riba for kind of whatever reason,
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: just because she's Riba.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: She's also like when she was on Riba the show
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Reba right, because.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: I will say I'm not as familiar.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: With Happy's Place. No, I'm not either, but she's really
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: good on Riba. She's a great she's a performer.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: She's a great like comedic actress, like you know, she's like,
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: oh boy.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: The only episode of Riba I've seen is the Christmas special,
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: and I think there's something about Riba not believing a man.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: I think there's an unhoused man who's she thinks is
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: claiming to be Santa Claus and she dumps hot graziness. Laugh.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: I don't remember exactly how all that comes together, but
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: it's there's some elements where I thought this seems interesting
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: for a Christmas episode.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Totally totally yeah.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: I mean I can't speak to but here's what I
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: will say. Do you remember in Riba that like the
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: daughter had like this boyfriend who was always around, who
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: was sort of a dumb guy. Okay, this actor is
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: blowing up right now. He is I have Well, this
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: is something we should look up as the boyfriend on Riba,
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: not RIBA's boyfriend, her daughter's boyfriend. He is in high potential.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: He plays like the new boss. He plays the boss
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: and high potential. He also have you seen off campus
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: or heard about it?
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is the smut Yes?
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't want to say anything bad about it
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: because it's one of my favorite shows.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Of all time. It's kind of a smutty show, well
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: in a good way.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: It's it's witten.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: It's written by women and women like and it's very nostalgic,
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: and they write all of the men are written how
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: a woman would want a man to be, in the
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: sense that they're.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Like, not scumbag, that's asking.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: And it's actually very good.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: People love this I'm.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: Like turning red as I'm telling you about it because
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: I'm embarrassed to be like so publicly saying how much
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: I love it because I'm in my forties. But but
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: it's people love it.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like heated rivalry.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: It's it's absolutely it's like the next heated rivalry.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: It's the next.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: But cut to the main character has a very difficult
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: relationship with his dad played by Steve Howie boyfriend in Riba. Wow,
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: So this guy it's the same guy, right?
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Sure?
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Is he is?
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: He is like hitting Up so High Potential is like
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: one of the most popular shows on network television, like
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: the most very good, like procedural but funny. And then
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: Off Campus is like the number one show on Amazon.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: He is like, I got to be number three on
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: the Star Made.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: I want to I'm dump in my age and I
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: want to go with his I'm kidding because I do
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: like my all my representation.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: But it's just like he's like hitting these.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: Huge shows and you go, I remember when you were
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: like the dumb brother, I mean the dumb boyfriend on Riba.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Think how long ago that was. Think of his journey
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: to this.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: And like of all the people, because remember RIBA's friend,
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: who I think is also on Happiest Place.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: You keep asking me to remember elements of Riba and
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: I'm just not going to.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: I think the same actress now, I'd like to confirm
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: this who was like the friend, her best friend or
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: something on Riba is her best friend on Happiest Place.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: Which is so nice. That's really nice woman, I think.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: And she's very talented to Peterman, is she on both shows?
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, so she is doing great. But it's like if
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: you watch that show to be like, oh, the boyfriend
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: is the one who's going to like go on and
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: be like I mean, and this is all within the last.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Like two years, right, very recently.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm thrilled for him.
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: He's he plays a very unlikable kind of unlikable on
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: both shows in a good way though, but in a
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: good way. He's very he's a good he's a very
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: good actor.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Was he an unlikable boyfriend in Riba? No?
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: Inriba, my recollection of him is that he was likable
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: but very dumb. So it's like but like dumb, Like
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: it's like I'm trying to think of another show that
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: had a character like that.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Maybe like Joey and Friends.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Except it's like it was a character that like really
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: wasn't like.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Of my recollection of Riba and I guess we've spent
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: way too long on Riba, but like my recollection is
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: like he was definitely like heavily recurring, but he wasn't
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: like a main part of right, you know.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: What I mean? He would just show up on occasions.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: It's like it's like.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: If DJ's boyfriend. All of a sudden, you're seeing Steve
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: in like succession.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Where is Steve by the way, I mean, Elice, can
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: we look into Steve? Where Steve is? I mean hopefully
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: he hasn't taken the same turn as DJ, because.
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: Canda Minor the voice of Aladdin, he's.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: Oh god, I forgot this year Laddin, and then that's it.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: That's all he needs kind of can you look up.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: His net worth?
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: Hi?
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: She's a coep on Paradise.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa. That's that's actually kind of crazy. What a
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: trajectory that's a role?
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: So God, I don't know, it's maybe there's something about
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: like they got to like experience the success of the
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: shows they were on, but without having to be like
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: highly like looked at like they hounded, pounded, like they
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: got to kind of like get through it and like
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: kind of learn from it. I'm making this all up,
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: learn from it but not but like in a way
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: that like didn't affect them.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Right, They got to like be in the business but
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: lead a normal life. Yeah, and they were probably teenagers,
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: by the way.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: I want to back up to something you said earlier,
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: which is I hope you didn't go the way of
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: dj DJ's doing quite.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Well because she is, uh, she's the devil. Wait, she is.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Candice Cameron is burder.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: She has.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: All I know about her is that she has a
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: clothing line in QVC.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Is she bad? She's so bad. She's like in a
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: way that's like poisonous. Oh okay, okay, And she's I think,
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: kind of nasty about it. I think she was trying
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: to launch like a streaming service that wouldn't have gay
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: people on.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Oh god, okay, I take it back, I take it.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: You love her, take it back.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: The thing is all I knew is that she had
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: a clothing line on KVC, and it looked like, you know,
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: it's not stuff that I would buy.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: But I was like, you know, okay, so she's doing that.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I do know. I know her brother Kirk
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: has gone, so they must be they're quite.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Get back.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: And I don't support Candice Cameron Beret is that her
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: last name?
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: I have no, it's b u r E. Is that
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: butter bummer? That's so sad. At least the.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: Other girls, they've all kind of Tony Sweeten had that book,
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: and I feel like Josie.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: Sweeten, Jody Jody, I think she's like she's she's like
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: a normal adult, normal adult.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: And Mary Kate Nashley, I mean, they love I love
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: that they were.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Like, we're not doing a reboot. It's crazy. They're so powerful.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: They're so powerful, like they could buy and sell.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: That reboot the Bllionaires over I don't.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know how rich they are, but I do
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: know that, like if you try and buy a shirt
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: from the Row, it's like two thousand.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Dollars, unbelievable. That's what Candace wants.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: That's what Candace wants. But Candace is over here peddling or.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, come on, Candace, you still
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: have time.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: It's yeah, it so odd, isn't it.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that family must have just been like weirdly weird
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: people in the beginning because they're so like nasty about it.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: And who would have thought that the one that would
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: go to prison would be someone didn't Lori Laughlin have
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: to go to That's right? Yeah, who because of scandal,
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: because of the college. Who would think Aunt Becky goes
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: to prison?
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: She has such a good heart.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: And what's his name?
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: The boyfriend is Aladdin and now he's a co ep
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: on Paradise, you know what.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: That's right, that does make sense, that makes sense.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry that I was being so positive about Candace
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: Cameron Bret.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: I didn't know she was a little demon, and isn't
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: she Maybe she was on like The Talk or something
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: at some point or the View and she was kind
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: of the person that was just horriblevative.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: Although I did know that her.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: Brother is like, she's like a like he probably runs
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: the creationist Museum or something.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's so weird, like I think, very
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: trumpy psychos.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: But she's got a clothing line and she's she's ruined
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: a legacy essentially. Sorry, Candace. I've been to Jeff Franklin's house,
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: the creator of Full House. You have it was It's
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: built on the Sharon Tate state they bulldozed the Manson
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: murder house and built kind of a tacky Vegas style
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: mansion with a shark tank in it. And this was
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: before he was then outed for various I think me
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: too crimes.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: Because I don't know anything about him. And was he
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: in charge when the reboot came back?
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: So did all of this stuff happen?
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Did he get it was after the stuff came out
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: after the reboot? Was wow? So recent? Kind of pretty recent? Yeah,
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: And I could have told you after going to his
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: house there's something going on with this.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: There's a shark tank in there.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: You kind of know. He has a wall of Elvis plates.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: So it's a little like this guy is something's going on.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: And also to pick that plot of land, Yeah, it's
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: just if you have the money, you simply find.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: A different Yeah, why do you want a haunted piece
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: of land? Yeah? It was, there was a dark vibe.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: It was not an interesting I mean it was an
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: interesting experience. I had a cold saw at the time.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Also kill me. Oh God, can you imagine cold sar
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: at Jeff Franklin's mansion? Not your book nightmare? I should
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: say I should clarify. The reason I was there was
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: for the most normal reason you can some sort of
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: the Ileana Douglas, you know who that is. She was
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: in like Cape Fear and various earlies to the nineties.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: She would do these things called living room shows through
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: LA to raise money for various things. And my boyfriend
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: Jim would sing in them on occasion, and so he
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: was part of that and I was there. Wow, this
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: is like three weeks into meeting him. So it's really
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: a surreal part of early dating. And I had a
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: cold star once again. Nightmare. Okay, I've got my sunglasses.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: I think we should play a game. We're gonna play
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: a game called I actually have to take these off
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: at this point too. Darkness the other extreme just blind.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: Maybe only wear those like on the beach and somewhere
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: where you each don't have to drive. If there's on
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: the beach, tell me about it.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Do you go to the beach.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: If I go to the beach, I just wear like
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: long sleep bathing suit, long pants.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: I can't have a beach experience, so it's really not
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: for me. Yeah. Yeah, it's just like I'm watching everybody
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: else kind of enjoy themselves, right, So that I'm just worried. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: I need to be able to hang.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Loose, right, you need to be able to hang ten.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Hang ten, and surf's up. We're going to play a
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: game called Gift or a Curse, but I need a
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: number between one and ten for three. Okay, I have
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: to do some light calculating to get our game pieces.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: So you can promote, recommend, do whatever you want.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Oh of my stuff?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever you want? Okay.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: Where to start? Well, I've got a podcast called How
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Did We Get Weird? That I do with my brother
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: Jonah Bridger's been on it. We talk about nostalgic things.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: We have some very fun episodes coming out and it's
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: a lot of fun and you can find it wherever
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: you get your podcasts. Again, it's called How Did We
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: Get Weird? If you're watching the Scrubs reboot, I'm in that,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: so you can see me in that. And also I'm
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: in Hoppers that I'm the Shark, Diane, she jumps on
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: the car spoiler.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: You kind of steal the movie. That was so nice
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: of you to say. I think everyone loves the Shark.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Well, one thing.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: I'm very impressed with is that there's shark for not
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: being in the film very much. There's a shark, there's
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: like plusy you can buy.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like the big thing of it's a
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: big set piece.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, and that's really all that's out in this moment.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, Maddie's Secret. Oh my god, I forgot Oh. I
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: can't wait to see.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: Maddy's Secret comes out at the end of June in
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: New York and l A. And I'm not sure when
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: it's coming out in other cities, although I think it will.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: But John Early's directorial debut stars in it. Wrote it
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: it's I really think you're gonna I think everyone's gonna
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: love it.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Bridge, I think you're gonna John is one of our
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: all time best. I mean the cast is like just
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: it's crazy.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: Yes, are all time Blan Claudio Doherty, Connor Roman, It's
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: it's crazy, believe.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to see. People have got to see
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: that when they.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: Can, when you can, when you have time, when.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: You've got time, if you find a minute in your.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: Schedule, you'll find some time for it.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is how we play Gift or a Curse.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: Do I have anything to recommend?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you want to recommend?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think if there's anything I've got that
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: I've seen recently. I watched Contagion last night. Oh. Actually,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: speaking of characters, I mean, there's essentially the Zach and
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: the Duck situation, but it's Matt Damon and Gwyneth Paltrow.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, my wife's not dead. My wife's not dead.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: It's very much like the Duck.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. Okay, so they probably stole them from absolutely.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is how we play Gift or a Curse.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: I'm going to name three things. Okay, you'll tell me
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: if there are a gift or a curse and why, Okay,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: and then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong. Okay,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: there are correct answers. Okay, Okay. This first one is
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: from a listener named Carinn. Gift or a Curse group chats.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I just want to clarify what they are. I
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: think like a text.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 4: I think even though it's nice for a bunch of
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: people to connect, I think overall they are a curse
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: because sometimes you'll look at your phone and you have
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: a thousand texts and you have to catch up, and
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: it can be stressful. So I think it's nice. They're
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: nice in theory, but in practice they are a curse.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: Correct, I completely agree. Okay, I find them so overwhelming
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: most of the tests. It doesn't the juice is not
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: worth the squeeze, as they say, when they're fun, they're
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: fun for a minute, but then you leave your phone
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: and if I see a bunch of like ninety five texts,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: my heart starts raising and you don't really know how
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: to respond exactly.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: I almost think that, And I know that I was
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: talking about how I stay off Instagram so much. I
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: almost think that those threads are better because somehow people
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: don't like jump on as easily.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know, right, but I.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: Think over texts, it's so stressful to return to your
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: phone and there's a million times.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. And then like sometimes I'm like then
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: reacting to various ones, Well, no one actually cares about.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: That, and then everybody sees Vanessa Hart at a thing
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: and they're.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Pissed, they're getting angrier and a.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: They're like, you did it too late, just let it go.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I mean, I'm happy to be part of
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: the most of the time, but I prefer one on
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: it's kind of like a party to me, I like,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: would rather just go to dinner with one friend on right,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: otherwise I'm overwhelmed. I hear you. Okay, I've gotten one right,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: so far, very good. The next one is from a
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: listener named Annie. Gift or a curse. When producers get
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  Speaker 2: involved on camera on reality.
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  Speaker 4: Shows, it's usually a gift, and I'll tell you why.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: It usually means something crazy is happening, because I feel
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: like they only step in if things are like really
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: insane or like somebody's like, I guess the in the way,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: I like to sort of see a peak behind the camera.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: So like, for example, if like somebody is like is
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: like I'm gonna leave, I'm leaving.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: This is I'm I'm out of here, I'm leaving, and then.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: The producer has to come out and be like stay,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: it's okay, it's okay, you're okay.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: Then you're like, this is entertaining.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: It's like the peak of the show. Yeah. So I
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: feel like.
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  Speaker 4: In general, although there are times when it's like there's
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: some kind of like actual like physical fighting and stuff,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: and that's always like you're like, that's not you know,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: But in general, because it means always like something very
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: unscripted is happening on these shows that can feel sometimes
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: sort of scripted.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's a.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: Gift correct over on the same page here, I mean,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: I'm picturing Salt Lake City Housewives. I'm picturing Heather's storing
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: off while on vacation producer. She's sobbing trying to catch
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: a cab. That's entertaining. Yes, I watched Secret Lives of
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: Mormon Wives. I'm constantly talking about executive producer Russell Jason Staglick.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: He only appeared once, but he was stirring the pot,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: and I liked that.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Bridger I haven't gotten on board with that.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Should I watch? What should I watch it?
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: Or and or what parts should I watch?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: It's an interesting show to recommend. This is, This Is.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: It's kind of hard to watch, but once you get
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: into the rhythm of it, you're like, no show offers
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: the amount of drama per pound that this every three minutes. Yeah,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: most you're seeing a shocking new drama. Someone is going
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: through something huge, So every episode feels like it's probably
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: ninety hours long, when in fact it's okay, forty five minutes. Okay,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: But then I'll go back and watch Real Housewives, and
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like, nothing happens on this show, right, they go
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: to lunch twice and have a mild fight.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that, but yeah.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: It's I think you could get into it if you
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: just have to like condition, I like recommending something where
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: you're like, you basically just have to break yourself.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: Well, I know you cover it quite extensively, and I
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: know very Yeah, and who better.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of the experts. Yeah, they should be paying me.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: I should be brought in as the host of the
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: reunions at bare minimum.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: They really actually should do that. I hope they can.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: I hope they're hearing that.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean. The closest I've come so far is
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: kind of former fan favorite Taylor. Frankie Paul liked one
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: of my posts amazing. She's kind of she's been slowly
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: ejected from her but I think she's coming back. Okay.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: Well, I hope for everyone in her family's sake that
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: that's good.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, You've got two correct so far. And this
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: final one is from a listener named Sydney. And this
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: is kind of a concept I'm not super familiar with,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: but we'll see, we'll move through it. Gift or curse
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  Speaker 2: when your boss says they volunt told you for a
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: terrible project and then laughs like they made up that phrase.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: Have you heard of voluntel?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: No, I thought you said it wrong.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: It's a crooky situation. We're getting too much into this
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: shit voluntold. When this was submitted, I looked it up
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: and I think this is a recent phino another workplace,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: which is kind of like an annoying thing bosses do
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: where they basically assign you to something but then are
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: like acting like you volunteered to do it and so
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: they told you to. Yeah, I'm not like the context
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: of it makes no sense whatever to me.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: So this person is saying they volunteered you, and the
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: boss is like, it's it's it's gonna suck.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: Ha ha ha. The boss is like, ha ha ha, I'm
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: so funny that I use this word volunteered.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: Oh so the boss is actually using the word.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, And I guess it is horrible.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: It's obviously a curse. I mean, I don't know what
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: could be a blessing or a gift. Sorry, I don't
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: know what could be a gift about it sounds, first
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: of all, it so feels so like condescending to like
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: use kind of a new gen Z term if you're
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: a boss, even if you are a gen Z boss, Yeah,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: they know they're a Sarmony is the real word, volunteering
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: you for something that is annoying or bad. I like,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: I don't even know. It's almost like being like getting
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: in a car accident. Is that a gift or it's
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: like it's like, of course it's a curse.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Wrong.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: Wrong.
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  Speaker 2: This one, to me is a clear gift because basically
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: what you're saying, I can't imagine any person who's not
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: immediately the enemy. I mean, they really out themselves as
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: you are, unforgivable.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: Oh so you're saying they're showing their true self, So
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: it's a gift.
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  Speaker 2: I can't imagine this. There's no middle ground with this
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: one saying voluntold Like, who thinks that's a good idea?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: I mean again, I haven't experienced it. Wouldn't that then
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: be a curse? Well? I just think, well, now everybody
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: gets it's nice in the workplace to have a common enemy,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: and so they've kind of like, well, this person is detestable.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: You've thought through it several steps, and you are you
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: couldn't be more right. Nothing bonds people more old person
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: who says voluntold or is just a nightmare that is.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: Isn't that funny that that is like the universal thing
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: any job I've ever been at, if there is a
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: bad person, you are like, we're all great and we're
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: all going to talk about them, and it's gonna end
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: they and because they are so bad, it's not going
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: to hurt their feelings there because they don't even they're
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: so not self aware.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: I think almost every job should have one. I think
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: a smart boss brings in a villain kind of a mark,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: you know, or what's the phrase in wrestling? A what's
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: that thing that they call the person who's the villain
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: and wrestling? Why am I trying to figure out?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: I think it would be villain?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: A heel, A heel? He Yes, I think a heel
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: is a good thing to have at the work. I
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: think I think for sure, you're right, You're right.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: It's that person is basically voluntolding themselves that they're the heel.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Total, I'm god. I hope I don't run into
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: somebody doing that to me. I don't. I really don't
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: know what I would do well, you got two out
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: of three?
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  Speaker 3: Would you ever say would you ever say it.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: In a different way, like would you ever go, Oh,
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  Speaker 4: my boss volunt told me that I have to do
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: this thing. Is that how you would say it? Or
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: or do you only use it when you're doing it?
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  Speaker 2: It seems like an impossible word to use, like verb wise,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: it makes no sense to me, voluntold, Yeah, because it's
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: like if I'm saying it to you, I volunteered you
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: to take out the garbage. It's not like it's almost
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: past tense. Yeah. Maybe it's like you're it seems past tense, right,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: like you say to the other horrible bosses, I volunteered
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: them to do this. Yeah, because you can't say it presently.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: Unless you said I'm going to volunteer them that you
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: want to do it.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, volunte It starts to sound like show and tell. Yeah,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: v crook territories, Ellis, have you ever heard of volunteered?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: Not until today. I looked it up and it seems
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: to be a new phenomenon. Yeah, we gotta nip that
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: in the bud. I really do. Well. Let's answer a
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: listener question. Okay, people are begging, they're writing into I
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: said no, gifts at gmail dot com just desperate for answers. Okay,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: this is high Bridger. They don't mention you. My parents
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: gave me a couch original retail about eight K wow
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: three I roll emojis. Every couch I've ever purchased has
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: been used and not more than two hundred dollars. They
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: grew tired of the couch and spent two K to
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: have it shipped to me. When I found out how
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: much it would cost, I implored them to cancel delivery,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: but to no avail anyway. I now have this burden
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: of a nice couch. I'm a person who hasn't exactly
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: found home yet and move almost yearly. It's such a
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: fucking hassle. Okay, getting a little nasty. I've spent more
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: than I ever would on a couch to have this
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: beast moved from apartment to apartment? Is this my curse
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: for the rest of my life? Thanks for the advice
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: your guests can rot now this is This person's got
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: a bad ad.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: I don't like this person's attitude one bit.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: I don't either. I don't appreciate this. It's cruel. And
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: her name's Lisa. If we want a name her. Her
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: name's Lisa. Lisa comes in begging for help and also
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: just insulting. Let's try to avoid that and talk about
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: this couch an eight thousand dollars ten thousand dollars total
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: after this ship is. Yeah.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: Well, first of all, I want to say, with an
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: attitude like Lisa, there's no couch.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: That's gonna You'll never be happy.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: The couch isn't the problem.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: And I'm sorry to come so directly at you, Lisa,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: but I think I think that's where we start.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: Get a mirror, Yeah, get an eight thousand dollars. Yeah, maybe, yeah,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: this is I mean, it's hard for me to look
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: past that, but I mean, I'm the thing I'm seeing
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: is Lisa is somebody who's causing her own issues. If
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: I'm if I'm shipped an eight thousand dollars couch obviously
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: for I Kia or living spaces, this is eight thousand,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: I'm selling it immediately.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm not.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: I don't care what my parents think. I'm saying Craigslist,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: I have a couch for five hundred dollars originally eight
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: k retail. I'm not entirely sure. I think Lisa is
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: desperate for attention.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: Well, it seems like Lisa feels some kind of some
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: kind of responsibility to her parents, which is keeping her
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: from selling the couch. Like it seems like she her
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: parents didn't It's not her parents didn't want it anymore.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: Doesn't sell like her parents were like, this is our
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: favorite couch, we have to keep it in the family.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: Like it seems like they didn't want it. So why
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: does she I agree? It's like, either sell it and
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: stop talking about it, or if you're so, if you
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: feel so guilty about getting rid of it, then just
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: keep it in.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: Stop talking about it.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: So either those stop talking about it.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just find a place for it to be.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: Like Lisa has told me to rot, which is the
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: first time anyone's ever said that to me about me.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: And so I don't have like a ton of patients
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: for this person. Neither of you are.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: I have to defend you, thank you. I have to
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: stand in the way here and say, Lisa, you crossed
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: a line. I know you're in a bad mood about
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: moving a couch all the time, obviously on the lamb
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: or something. She's a drifter, let's say it. She's a
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: drifter with an expensive couch.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: I think Lisa needs to figure out where do I
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: want to live?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: And do I want this couch there? She needs to
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: find out who she is. Yeah.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: Also, guess what's more of a nightmare than an eight
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars couch moving once a year?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Stop moving?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: Stop moving? That's expensive too.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: What are you running from? What are you running from? Lisa?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: And she's moving, she's running to space is big enough
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: for a couch, So it's like she obviously has stuff.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: I thought her issue was going to be this couch
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: doesn't fit in my place. It sounds like you got
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: space for an eight thousand dollars couch.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: You're doing okay, Yeah, mansioned a mansion.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: Look, get it in a different way, Lisa, you're doing
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 4: pretty well. Maybe stop moving and get rid of the
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: couch if you hate it so much, and stop talking.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: About it, and stop being rude to people you don't
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: even know.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's unfair. Yeah, ultimately an unfair person, and her
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: parents were right to burden her with a piece of
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: expensive furniture. What a fool, don't write back in Lisa, Well,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: we answered the question perfectly, and Lisa's problem is solved.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: That's great. If she will just face it.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: She just needs to face her problem.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: Face herself, which is herself, which is probably hard to
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: do because she writes nasty emails. But whatever, Steely, Well,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: I've got my new pair of shades. Santa Barbara. It's
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: so hard to put these on with head with headphones.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: That's fine. I've had such a lovely time with you.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's been a delight. Bridger, thank you for being here, Fanis,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: thank you for having me. Listener, I've got my sunglasses on.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: I'm ready to write off to Santa Barbara. Get into
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: a Santa Barbara mindset.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: I love you, goodbye. I said, No Gifts is an
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: exactly right production. Our senior producer is Ellis Nelson, and
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: the show on Instagram. At I said no Gifts, that's
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: where you're going to see pictures of all these wonderful
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see the gifts?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Hello?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: Invit did you hear?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: Though? A man myself perfectly clear when you're a guest
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: to me, you gotta come to me empty, and I said,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: no guests, your presences, presents, and I'm already too much.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: So how do you dance to survey me