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DUH Personality Crisis: The Force Is Not With Us. · DUH It Down

• 0:19
  Speaker: Tonight on Duh It Down, we're diving deep into the minds of Todd, Vale, and Lummocks, a journey that medical professionals have strongly advised against.
• 0:29
  Speaker: The guys take a series of personality tests to discover which famous characters they most resemble.
• 0:35
  Speaker: Will they uncover hidden intelligence and extraordinary leadership or just confirm what we've suspected all along that there's absolutely nothing going on upstairs?
• 0:46
  Speaker: Meanwhile, Todd delivers a long-awaited update on Booberry cereal.
• 0:51
  Speaker: Vale attempts to consume an entire carton of eggnog like it's an Olympic event, and Lummox receives the ultimate punishment.
• 0:59
  Speaker: He's finally being forced to watch a movie nominated for a 2026 Oscar Award.
• 1:04
  Speaker: Three questionable personalities, one carton of eggnog, and a punishment worse than anything the Galactic Empire could dream up.
• 1:12
  Speaker: Welcome to Dah It Down.
• 1:15
  Speaker 4: Alright, here we go again.
• 1:17
  Speaker 4: Duh It Down is back.
• 1:20
  Speaker 4: Did you miss us?
• 1:21
  Speaker 4: Of course you did.
• 1:22
  Speaker 4: As always, I'm the Lummox.
• 1:25
  Speaker 4: I've got the Toad, the Todd, however you want to say it, and I've got the Vail.
• 1:30
  Speaker 4: Got a couple cool things going on for tonight.
• 1:34
  Speaker 4: I think, Vale, you are going to be doing the beverage this evening.
• 1:37
  Speaker 4: Is that correct?
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: I am doing the drink tonight.
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: So, gentlemen, donation.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: Zo out in the grocery store today picking up some stuff.
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: Beginning of October.
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: And what did I find?
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: And then the uh the cooler that they just pulled out?
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: Pumpkin eggnog.
• 1:57
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: So I picked up pumpkin eggnog.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: We know this is eggnog is my number two on my non-alcoholic drink list.
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: So I picked it up, it has a nice tan color.
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: I poured a nice glass of it.
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: But then to spice it up for uh down, I added a bunch of Klua.
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: So we're gonna see what this tastes like.
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: So here we go.
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: Bottoms up.
• 2:23
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 2:24
  Speaker 4: He's drinking that shit like cousin Eddie.
• 2:27
  Speaker 3: Oh my lord, look at him go.
• 2:29
  Speaker 3: He drank a whole glass of that.
• 2:30
  Speaker 3: It's got milk mustache.
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: Fantastic, people.
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, I drank the whole glass.
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: As we know, I chug eggnog, I don't sip it.
• 2:39
  Speaker 4: And you and you keep it in your flavor saver, I see as well.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: Fantastic, everybody.
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: So little pumpkin eggnog, a little Kahlua in there.
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: Give you a little kick.
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: So fantastic.
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: 16-ounce glass there.
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: Gone.
• 2:54
  Speaker 3: Now do it with some rum.
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: I didn't have any rum in the house, but I had Kahlua.
• 3:00
  Speaker 3: Do you have more Kahlua?
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 3:02
  Speaker 3: Do you have more Kahlua?
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got more Kahlua.
• 3:05
  Speaker 3: Do you have more eggnog?
• 3:06
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: All right, let's see.
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: It comes in a little carton now, so I don't know how much I have left.
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: We'll see.
• 3:12
  Speaker 3: Let's see uh Electra Boogaloo 2 on pumpkin eggnog.
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: Well, then I have to go into the fridge and get it on.
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: We don't have time for that, Todd Father.
• 3:23
  Speaker 4: Sure, we do.
• 3:23
  Speaker 4: We got time for it if you gotta make it.
• 3:25
  Speaker 4: I mean, you're not gonna leave that little bit of pumpkin eggnog sitting by itself in the fridge screaming, please drink me, drink me, Vale, please.
• 3:33
  Speaker 3: Go get it.
• 3:35
  Speaker 4: Make me down a whole nother glass.
• 3:36
  Speaker 4: You know I can't zip this.
• 3:37
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 3:38
  Speaker 4: Go get it.
• 3:40
  Speaker 4: Make yourself a drink.
• 3:41
  Speaker 4: Come on, you're this is a special occasion.
• 3:43
  Speaker 4: It's the first eggnog.
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: All right, you two discuss.
• 3:46
  Speaker 2: First eggnog.
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: Lummox, you can uh start uh any updates about that.
• 3:52
  Speaker 4: We won't.
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: Haven't you figured that out yet?
• 3:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 3:57
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 3:58
  Speaker 3: That's funny.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: One eternity later.
• 4:03
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 4:03
  Speaker 4: Back.
• 4:04
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 4:05
  Speaker 4: Looks like Vail is back.
• 4:06
  Speaker 4: He has made round two of the pumpkin.
• 4:10
  Speaker 4: Did you go Kahlua again?
• 4:11
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 4:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, pumpkin Kahlua, eggnog, round two.
• 4:15
  Speaker 4: How much did you have left, Vail, in the uh fridge?
• 4:19
  Speaker 2: Uh actually I had enough to fill up a whole nother 16-ounce glass.
• 4:23
  Speaker 3: Now we're talking.
• 4:25
  Speaker 3: I think he's buzzing off of that first Kahua one.
• 4:28
  Speaker 3: Geez, look at his smile.
• 4:29
  Speaker 3: He's all flush.
• 4:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that last one.
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: Eggnog is not is is pretty filling, I'm gonna say.
• 4:37
  Speaker 3: He was not expecting round two.
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: All right, let's not.
• 4:40
  Speaker 3: Electric Boogaloo Two.
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: Why am I doing this?
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: Is this peer pressure?
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: What is this?
• 4:48
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 4:50
  Speaker 4: At its best.
• 4:52
  Speaker 3: Here he goes.
• 4:53
  Speaker 3: He's gonna yak.
• 4:58
  Speaker 4: Donation, he did it.
• 5:00
  Speaker 4: Round number two.
• 5:01
  Speaker 4: Pumpkin eggnog laced with Kahlua.
• 5:06
  Speaker 4: And we may not be hearing from Vale for the rest of the show.
• 5:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 5:10
  Speaker 3: Done.
• 5:11
  Speaker 3: Which one was better?
• 5:12
  Speaker 3: The first one or the second one?
• 5:14
  Speaker 3: Second one.
• 5:15
  Speaker 3: Oh wow.
• 5:16
  Speaker 3: Because he was already buzzed.
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: Now you know what it was?
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: The first one I made, and then we got onto the podcast, so I had it ready.
• 5:24
  Speaker 2: And then sat here for a little bit.
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: This one was a bit colder.
• 5:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, colder.
• 5:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, so so the the coolness of the drink is what made it better.
• 5:35
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: Is it is the egg, regular eggnog at Christmas time better or pumpkin better?
• 5:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 5:42
  Speaker 3: That pumpkin's pretty good.
• 5:44
  Speaker 3: He likes it.
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 5:46
  Speaker 4: He's going back to the store tomorrow.
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: Go waste another four dollars.
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: Nice for tonight.
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's funny.
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: Good job, Vale.
• 5:56
  Speaker 2: I'm proud of you.
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thanks.
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: Now I won't eat for two days because I'm so full.
• 6:03
  Speaker 4: Speaking of getting full, we do have an update that we have to provide to Dunation.
• 6:10
  Speaker 4: It's kind of an update/slash audit, right, Vale?
• 6:13
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 6:14
  Speaker 4: Because in one of our previous episodes, we talked about the 999 challenge at a baseball game.
• 6:22
  Speaker 4: And just to refresh everybody's memory, the 999 challenge was nine beers, nine hot dogs within nine innings at a baseball game.
• 6:32
  Speaker 4: And if you remember, I tried it.
• 6:35
  Speaker 4: The Orioles screwed me over by running out of hot dogs, and I only made it to 8.5.
• 6:41
  Speaker 4: But on that podcast, on that episode, we said, what could you do at a football game?
• 6:46
  Speaker 4: And I believe that's where Vale invented the 844, which was Vale, you want to tell them what that was?
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: That would be eight beers, four personal peaches, and four quarters at a football game.
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: So basketball game.
• 7:05
  Speaker 2: No, they play Hads and basketball, right?
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: So football game.
• 7:10
  Speaker 4: So Vale and I went to a Ravens game recently.
• 7:13
  Speaker 4: And since we had two-thirds of Dud down there, we decided we're gonna have to try our game that we invented, the 844.
• 7:22
  Speaker 4: Now going in right away, we already knew that Vale was gonna end up being my wingman, and he was not gonna be able to complete this.
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: We knew this.
• 7:31
  Speaker 4: We knew this going in.
• 7:32
  Speaker 4: It was foretold.
• 7:35
  Speaker 4: So it was all up all up to the lummox with the with the with the cheering and the support of my wingman.
• 7:42
  Speaker 4: We were on the club level walking around, beers were easy to find.
• 7:45
  Speaker 4: That wasn't an issue.
• 7:46
  Speaker 4: But I asked one of the bartenders, where can I get pizza?
• 7:50
  Speaker 4: And lo and behold, right behind him, he pointed to this little kiosk.
• 7:54
  Speaker 4: They serve pizza right there.
• 7:56
  Speaker 4: I said, perfect.
• 7:57
  Speaker 4: Now again, we're walking in expecting to have the little personal pan pizzas, the little circular things they cut into four little sections, not the gigantic um triple deep dish, like Ilios style pizza.
• 8:15
  Speaker 4: They were nine inch by nine inch squares that they were serving by four count at this place.
• 8:21
  Speaker 4: Now tell them how big these slices of pizza were.
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: It was more of, I would say, if anybody's been to Little Caesars and they have the thicker squares, right?
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: You used to get the personal ones at Little Caesars, they were like square thick pan type of pizza.
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: You get two slices for their personal.
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: This was four pieces.
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: So it was a pretty big square, I would say equal to probably a small Domino's pizza or something like that.
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: So it was it was it wasn't it was not tiny, I'll tell you that much, compared to what you get out on the regular floor there, club level, they do it right with Sicilian style pizza.
• 9:03
  Speaker 4: So that we I looked at that and I realized right away that this was gonna propose a challenge.
• 9:09
  Speaker 4: So we started started off strong, killed the first four slicer, went back, got the second four slicer.
• 9:18
  Speaker 4: The beers were flowing, those that was the easy part.
• 9:22
  Speaker 4: The third pizza, I hit a little bit of a wall.
• 9:25
  Speaker 4: What do you say, Vale?
• 9:26
  Speaker 4: The third the third one hit me because I was getting I had a lot of dough.
• 9:30
  Speaker 4: That's a lot of dough that was sitting inside of it.
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: Well, let's say this.
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: So I made it through the first pizza.
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: Again, beers were okay, but the pizza after the first one, I tapped out and I was done.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: So it was my job to uh help the Lummocks get anything he needed if he needed it, uh, and when we would go get it.
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: So, as he mentioned, the second one, he plowed through it.
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: The third one was the issue because the other pizzas, if you listen to our previous episodes, uh the crust was more on the well-done side.
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: Well, this third pizza was medium rare, and we had this conversation as he was eating it because there was no burntness or brown on the pizza at all.
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: It was kind of like uh more doughy.
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: So this was a problem for the lemmox because it was it was pretty doughy there.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: So it was uh he he he he made it through that.
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: Can I ask a question?
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead.
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: We talked about this on the episode.
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: Now, at halftime, did that hinder or help?
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: And did you have any beers at halftime or you saved yourself?
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: I definitely had a beer at halftime and it helped because I needed as much time as possible to let something digest a little bit and make some room.
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think that extra time and halftime helped them out.
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 10:59
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: We were just talking about that.
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: So okay, go ahead.
• 11:03
  Speaker 4: And keep in mind, if you lined up the four squares of pizza that they served me and made and made a full object, it was at least one and a half times the size of a regular little personal pan pizza you get at the game.
• 11:16
  Speaker 4: I mean, this this was this this had some mass to it.
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 11:21
  Speaker 4: So we get we get to the fourth quarter veil, and what happens?
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: So the uh lumics, pounds is two beers, pounds of beers without a problem.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: So again, that was not the issue.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: The pizza, however, we uh he he started slowing down.
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: The first two went down, and then it started raining a little bit.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: We went inside the club area uh so he could eat his pizza, concentrated on finishing this challenge.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: So we sat actually sat at a table in front of a large screen, and we were counting down the time.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: So nine minutes left, he still had two squares.
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: This is where he started to have some trouble getting this thing down, down to seven minutes.
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: He got it down to one square.
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: So we had one square sitting there, and the time was ticking.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: I think we got down to within uh like three minutes, 30 seconds, or something like that, and I looked over and he still had a couple bites left.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: He couldn't he was breathing so heavy he couldn't get it down.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: So we actually got him, he got a Coke Zero, because he already finished the beer part of this, so now he could go over.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: So he got himself a Coke Zero to try to, I guess, break up some of the pizza in his stomach.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: And uh right there at the very end, right under two-minute warning, he put his last piece in his mouth and he he completed the challenge, but it was problem.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: He was breathing all heavy as he was doing it.
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: Just like you chugging that eggnog pumpkin eggnog.
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's still bloated.
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: I'm sure the lummox is still bloated from that pizza.
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: So you I I didn't eat for a whole day.
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: So you think you would have plowed through the regular challenge, the small little pizzas is what you're basically saying.
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: Based on how I performed with uh you know state-sized squares of pizza, I will say that if I was able to get just the regular little circular personal pans as we describe them, I'd be able to do it.
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: Okay, but there you go.
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: The 844.
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: I could not do the 999, but I'm gonna put an asterisk next to that because the Orioles screwed me.
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: But I did conquer the 844, so pat myself on the back for that one.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: Nice, and there was there was plenty of hot dogs at this game.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: They didn't have an issue with hot dogs.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, nice.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: So he got it, he got it.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: Two minute warning, done.
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: All right, good job, I had this one bite left and it was staring at me, talking shit, and it was sitting in the pizza box.
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: Vale was like, Come on, time's a ticking.
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I know, I'm waiting for room.
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: I think I got a text of that, and then it was stalled out.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: Did he finish or not?
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: So now I know.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: So that was kind of funny too.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: I was laughing.
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: I took a deep breath and just ate it.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: That's like, don't let it be a hot dog again.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: I was laughing at myself.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, funny.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: So Todd father, he did it.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: Good job.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: There, there's our update, our little uh update for donation.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: I have an audit.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: I have an Todd has an audit.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: I do, I got two actually.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: So I got the booberry today, and I had some before I came on the show.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: So, first of all, the booberry is purple, it's not blue anymore.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: All the cereal part is purple, so I didn't like that.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: And I don't know if I like the Jim Henson cartoon or the cartoon character or the Muppet guy on the box.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Um, up in the air because I love the Muppets.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: And so seeing them on there, I kind of like the cartoon and the commercial was the cartoon.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: That's what we grew up in.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: The taste, I always thought, now I haven't had this in a long time, but when growing up, I always thought that booberry, especially tasted like candy with milk in it.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: And when you were a kid, so you were kind of healthy, you were drinking the milk, but this was like candy that you were eating.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: And for this one, it tasted more like actual cereal and way less marshmallows, but it was good, it was cereal, not like I reimagined back in the day.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, boo berry.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: That's because it's so I remember so back in the day it was like sky blue, not like this dark blue purple color.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Purple, yeah, so it was sky blue, lots of marshmallows, and that sky blue, those uh cereal pieces were thicker and had a bigger sugar coating on there, which made it taste more like candy.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Where now it tastes more like blueberry cereal, or it tastes like purple Cheerios, yeah.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: And I'm sure all of Dunation is waiting for the next audit to see if we got the boo poo coming up.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: I can't wait.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure they're waiting to hear that.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: All right, so the second audit I watched Marty Supreme.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Uh sat down and watched it two and a half hours.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Two and a half hours, and it wasn't very good.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: I think Form F1 was a lot better sports movie.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Basically, he was just trying one should have been called uh one bad decision after another, not one bad day after another, or whatever the other one was called.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: And uh the actors were good, you know, he was good in it, but just it was just him trying to get to Japan to play a championship ping pong match and everything, trying to get the money in the middle of New York in 1952.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: It was just it was a little much.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: It was it was a little much.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: So I don't know how that one got on there.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: So again, sinners still the best so far.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: I still have to watch uh the Caprio movie, and um what was the other one?
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: I do think now, Vale, you you correct me on this.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: So you've seen F1.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: I've seen F1.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: No, I haven't seen F1.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, you haven't seen so I've seen F1.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've seen Frankenstein, yes, I've seen Marty Supreme, you've seen one battle after another, yeah.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: You've seen The Secret Agent for 15 minutes.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Awful, awful.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: I've seen Sinners and you've seen Sinners, and you've also watched Train Dreams, correct?
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's time for the Lummox to suck it up and watch one of these shitty ass movies.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so which one, Lummox, are you gonna take out of the ones we have not seen?
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: You can pick Hamnet, you can pick on that too.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Sentimental value or Brigata?
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: I'll pick Brigada because the trailer for that one pissed me off.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: So I'll watch that one.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: All right, all right.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: So I have I have to watch that one.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: I might have to drink some eggnog before I watch it.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: All right, pumpkin, pumpkin spice eggnog at that.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: So Marty Supreme, not too supreme.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Good job, Todd.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I'm proud of you.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Good audits there.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: Are you are you up to you up to speed now?
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: You're you're caught up with your audits.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: What do we got, Lummocks?
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: So for tonight, we weren't just here to talk about eating pizzas and watching Marty Supreme and making the Lummox have to go watch Burgata.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: We are actually here to dive into the men behind Dye It Down.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: So I know everybody that's been with us, we're into season two.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: You've been on this wild journey with Dut Down.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: You hear us every week, and for some of you, you're probably thinking, Who are these guys really?
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: What makes them tick?
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: What's their real personalities?
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: And thanks to the internet and Facebook, we now are gonna have the data to let you know who we are.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: I know everybody has seen it.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: You're scrolling through your feed, you're on the uh you're on the internet, and you get a pop-up or something, and it says something like, What kind of dog are you?
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: You know, take take this little quiz, take this personality test, and then of course register, sign up, get your free coupons, and we'll email you your answer and we'll tell you what kind of dog you are, uh, purely for entertainment purposes.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Now, the reason we're doing this is because obviously we don't have the money to go out and hire a real psychiatrist or anything like that, or a real scientist to study us.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: So we have to do the next best thing.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: So there are plenty of these quizzes and tests that are out there that again, all I had to do was sign up and give away, you know, my firstborn son, and they're gonna tell me who I am.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: But to top it all off after this, we're gonna do a couple warm-up ones.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: To top it all off, we have one that was designed by AI.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: The reason why we did that is because obviously we're in phase one of the AI takeover of humanity.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: So we're gonna get our you know, we're gonna let AI know who we are, let them know that we're on their side.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: So when the Terminators take over, they already have data on us and they know that we're with them.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: So we will we're gonna we're gonna wrap up with that one, and we'll see you know what AI determines that we are based on the the questions that they have built around the duh down host here.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: So we've the way we're gonna do this, we've got three quick quizzes that we're gonna jump into and roll with.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: And we have one for each of us.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: For Todd, we're gonna take a test on medieval job matching and see where he would fit in in medieval times.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: For Vale, we know he loves, I mean, hates, horror movies, so we're gonna see how long would he survive in a Saul movie.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: Oh goodness.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: And then hand picked by Vale and Tyler.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: For me, they're gonna see how exciting I am.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: Can't wait for all of that to go down.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: The way this is gonna work, we're gonna do we're gonna start with Todd.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: When we start this quiz, Todd does not get to answer the questions.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: Vale and I will determine Todd's answer for him based on how we think he would answer, or based on how much we want to screw with him.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: So that's how that's gonna work.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: So let me pull the quiz up here so you guys can see it.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, Todd.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: I already know he's gonna be a blacksmith.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: That's my guess.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: I'm probably a chambermaid, I think.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Probably.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: All right, medieval job matching.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: Ever wonder where you'd fit in if you were suddenly transported back to medieval times?
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Well, we're gonna take this quiz and find out where the Todd would fit in.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: During a crisis at work, question number one During a crisis at work, you typically take charge and develop a strategic response plan, or stay calm and methodically work through solutions, create a supportive environment to keep morale high, quietly gather information, understand the full situation, provide comfort and practical help to those most effective.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Well, Vale, I can tell you right now it's not number one.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: He does not take charge and develop a strategic response.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: He is definitely not number one.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: I would I would lean towards create a supportive environment.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Now I say that by doing Todd things.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: If that meant he stumbled and fell face first on the floor to make everybody keep a high morale, that's something he would do.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with solving the situation.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: He's just there to entertain everybody and keep the morale high.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, we're gonna go with that one.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Next question.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Question number two.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Which skill are you most proud of developing?
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Creating objects with my hands that are both useful and beautiful, understanding complex systems and explaining them to others.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: No, definitely not that one.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Remembering details about people and making them feel special, finding and organizing information others have overlooked, knowing just what someone needs when they're struggling.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say remembering details about people and make them feel special because special could mean a lot of things.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: And he does remember stuff, so yeah.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: He does remember useless details.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll go with that one.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: He's the man of uh useless knowledge.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Your friends would most likely come to you when they need a shoulder to cry on and practical advice for healing.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: No, someone to listen without judgment and offer perspective, uh no, helping navigate a complex situation with multiple stakeholders, no, a welcoming space to relax and socialize, something fixed, built, or created with expert precision.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: I think we have to go with the socialize.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: We got to go with the socialize.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: Come here and we can drink.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: We can drink.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Tell me your worries, and we'll drink over this bottle of rumplements.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: In group projects, Todd, you naturally tend to keep detailed records and ensure nothing falls to the cracks, create harmony and make sure everyone feels included, provide the vision and direct efforts towards the best outcome, handle the most technically challenging aspects yourself, notice who's struggling and help them contribute effectively.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Uh Vale, I'm thinking number two, creates the harmony.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Make everybody feel included.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: All right, question five.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Which environment helps you do your work, do your best work?
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: A vibrant social setting with lots of interesting conversations.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: I think we found it.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: A quiet, organized space where you can focus deeply.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: No, a well-equipped workshop or studio with quality tools.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: No, a dynamic setting where you can respond to changing needs, or a strategic position with access to important information.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: No, I think he needs the social setting.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, social setting, bar with lots, lots of interesting conversations.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Bar, bar, or back then uh whatever it was called.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Speak it's speak easy.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: What's most important to you in your work life?
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: Creating things that will outlast you, helping others improve their lives, building community and bringing people together, preserving and sharing valuable knowledge, having influence over important decisions.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Now, Vale, if number four was preserving and sharing useless knowledge, I would I would go with that would be it.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: But he that's not what they said, so we can't pick that one.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Building community, yeah, bringing community, bringing people together.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: That's him.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: To drink.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to drink.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Question seven: you discover someone is spreading harmful gossip.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: Your response is to privately counsel both parties to resolve the underlying issue, strategically counter it with more positive narratives, document the situation carefully before taking action, create a diversion with more interesting conversation topics, demonstrate through your own actions how harmful this can be.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: I think he's creating a diversion.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: He's not taking action and he's not doing anything strategically, he's just creating a diversion.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: There's no strategy in there.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: None.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: After a long day, you prefer to unwind by alcohol.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Let's see if that's on the list.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Engaging in a detailed hobby that requires concentration.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Reading or learning about new subjects, spending time tending to plants or animals.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: Socializing with a varied group of friends, I believe we have it.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Ding ding ding.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Reflecting on the day's events and planning for tomorrow.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Now he's he's socializing at the local tavern with all the all the pirates.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be a bartender.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: You are question nine.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Which quality do others most value in you?
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Your ability to remember and organize vast amounts of information.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: Your knack for seeing potential problems before they arise.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: No, your calming presence during stressful situations.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good one.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Your skill at creating beautiful or useful things.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Your gift for making everyone feel welcome and valued.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: Well, we do know he remembers and organizes vast amounts of information.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: It's just useless.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: But it is vast amounts of information.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: It is, but it's useless.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: But that that's him.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: That's him.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: So are you thinking number one?
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: All right, we're gonna go with number one.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: You've been given unexpected free time.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: You're most likely to drink.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Let's see which one says drink.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Seek out people whose company you enjoy to drink.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Good one.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Work on an intricate project that requires full attention.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: No.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Research a topic you've been curious.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: No.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Check on friends or family who may need support.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: No.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Reflect on recent events and refine your future plans.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: No, you're gonna seek out people.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, seek out people whose company you enjoy at the tavern, you bartender, and you're gonna drink.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Two more questions.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: A powerful noble visits your town, you offer them a beverage.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: You observe carefully to understand their true motives and influence.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Ensure they have a comfortable, memorable experience.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Prepare a special gift showcasing your finest work.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: Stay in the background, but note everything for your records.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Offer your services if they or their entourage need assistance.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: I could go two of them here, Vale.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: Preparing a special gift could just be that rusty veiled shot that he's gonna give to somebody.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: That would showcase his finest work.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a thing of liquid cocaine.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Or offer his services if they need assistance.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: They don't qualify, they don't specify what assistance they need.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: If they needed assistance getting hammered, it's not gonna help anybody do that.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: So I would say he's gonna showcase his special and finest work of a mixed beverage.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: At the bar as his job, the medieval bartender.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: All right, last question to we figure out what Todd is doing in medieval times.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: You discover an unfamiliar chest filled with strange items.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: You would examine each item methodically, documenting your findings, access, oh, assess whether any items could benefit your community, study how the items were made to learn new techniques, consider the strategic implications of this discovery, share the news and invite others to see this curiosity.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: I'd say the last one.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's gonna share the news.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Come over, look what I found.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: And bring a case of beer.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Dudley.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Calculating the result.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I'm excited.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Excited to find out.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: This is a hard one here.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: I got thinking, thinking, thinking.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Tavern keeper.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Your social intelligence, multitasking abilities, and knack for making people feel welcome would make you a successful tavern keeper.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: We knew that was coming.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: That was funny, though.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: You're running the bar.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Running the bar.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: I think almost all those questions you answered correctly.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Maybe one or two of them was off a little, but you at least said them.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: But that was funny.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Good one.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Good one.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Soul movies.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: So we're going to do veil nail on how long he would survive in a soul movie.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: And Todd, you and I are answering these questions, okay?
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: We're going to start the quiz.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: There's 10 questions.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: You find out that the only way to escape a situation is to cut a key out of someone.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: What do you do?
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: Take it out and get it done?
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: See if they'll cut it out themselves and give it to me.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Find another way out because I don't want to harm anyone else.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Try and make my way over to them and discuss it with them.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: I think uh three, yeah.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Find another way.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, five tree's gonna try to find another way out, and that's why he's not gonna last long.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I'm the one that said to trip people and let them get chomped on first.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Who is likely not going to make it in a Saul movie?
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: A corrupt cop, a missed diagnosing doctor, a heroin addict, a self-help guru who lied about his story.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: I have no idea what this has to do with Veil.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: This is this question is stupid, but if you know anything about the Saul movies, they usually go after people that have done some really bad things to people in life.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: So I'm gonna say just the self-help guru who lied about his story because that's the most innocent.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a stupid question.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Who would you trust in a frightening situation?
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: So who would Vale trust?
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: Amanda Young, Mark Hoffman, Logan Nelson, whoever is on the other end of the cell phone.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: I have no idea these people are, so pick one, Todd.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Uh, whoever's on the other end of the cell phone.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: Which actor appeared the most in Saul movies besides Tobin Bell?
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: How does this have anything to do with how long you're gonna last?
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Um, I'm just picking, I'm just picking somebody.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: I'm not even gonna read them off.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: What should you do if presented with the situation of making money illegally?
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: See who I can blame for the situation in order to take advantage.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: That sounds like them.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Take the money and not worry about who it hurts.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Don't do it.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Living the right way is the most important thing.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: If it can help my family, I might do it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Which one do you want?
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Last one.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: Helps his family.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: If you're forced to break a bone to get out of a jigsaw game, would you do it?
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: I think I would because I should try to stay and live.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: I'd try to find another way out of it.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: I'd see if someone else could help me out of the situation, I'd do it, but I'd have severe reservations about it.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: He would probably try to trick somebody else into helping them out.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: And then they get killed by the trap.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Why not?
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Question seven.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: What do you fear the most?
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: Having to work with others, sharp objects, paying for my sins, seeing the pain I've caused others.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna say sharp objects.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: These questions are not as good as the medieval ones.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: No, but it we're getting there.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Only two more left.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: How good are you at escape rooms?
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: I've never done one before.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: I always escape with plenty of time left.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: I've only tried once or twice and haven't made it out on time.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: I've done a few and always made it out, but there were a few close calls.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: I like I like number three because he's still there.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: He's never made it out.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: He's still hanging out in the danger room.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: That that's uh true, too.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Number three is true.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Story.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Oh gosh.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: That would be my true answer there.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: If you see the jigsaw doll, which is that little puppet on the bike with the squirrely lines on his cheeks, are you what are you doing?
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Bring him back home with me.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: We know he ain't doing that.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: Thinking about where he came from.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: No, he's running.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Running in running in fear.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: We don't even need to get to the last one.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: No, you're gonna run for if you see if you saw that dial.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: And the last one.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Do you think we've seen the end of the Saul movies?
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: No, they keep making them.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Never.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Jigsaw will live on.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: Here we go, Vale.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: How long do you think?
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: And none of those questions had anything to do with that, but we're gonna be.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: You could survive the first scene.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: That's because I could talk somebody else into getting killed first.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: And you're running and you're letting you're beating someone.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Oh fuck.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Anyone who anyone who has seen one of the films knows that some of the characters make it out.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: But they but unfortunately for them, they freely end up back in Jigsaw's game.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: If you've seen Saul 4 or 5, you know there are no other ways out, and you may not make it that far.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: You would survive the first scene, but I can't tell you anything about after that.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: I agree with that one.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: You're definitely surviving one person getting killed.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can talk one person into getting killed before me.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: So now for me, how exciting are you?
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: And it says you're ending the night as the sun comes up on the weekends, and you're surrounded by friends that love your company.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: You're the life of the party, and all-nighter is nothing to you.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Oh boy.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Let's let's see what these questions have again.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: You two are picking the answers.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: You got it, Val, we got it.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: What's something you want to do in terms of travel?
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: I'd like to visit the largest ball of yarn.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: I want to go see Niagara Falls.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: I want to go on a river cruise in Europe.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: I want to go backpacking across Southeast Asia.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Well, I know one of them that I know I wouldn't.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: You're not backpacking.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: No, he's not backpacking.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: He's cruising in Europe.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: He was just there.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, river cruise.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: All right, we'll go with a river cruise.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: What's the most interesting person you've met?
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: My mom, my boss, my favorite celebrity, the president.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Your mom.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your mom.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, out of those choices, what's your normal Saturday look like?
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Reading and a bath?
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: All night at the club and morning waffles at 3 a.m.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: A yacht party, hanging with my friends who always has great plans.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Four.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Four?
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: I would love to see you on a yacht party, though.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: When are you bored?
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: All the time?
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Sometimes, rarely, never.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Even if I'm hanging by myself, I'm entertained.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Yes, four.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Right, Val?
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: All right, we go with four.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: You'd be playing video games, he'd be fine.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, something.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: He does something.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: I'd pick something on Tubi and just play a drinking game.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: Do you think you have a fun and busy social life?
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: I definitely work hard at understanding what's going on in my area to take advantage of it.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: I network with my large group of friends and we always have stuff going on.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Kind of.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: I have some smart associates that sometimes know where the party is at.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: No, I do not have a busy social life.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Oh boy.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Well, it's not four.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: I would say two.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like two.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: All right, we're gonna go with two.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: What's happening with your job?
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: I work in IT, and every day is pretty much similar.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: I have an office job that is honestly pretty boring.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: I'm an entrepreneur who's always looking for the next big idea.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: I have a few different jobs that I juggle.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: Four.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Which one?
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: Question seven.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: Where would you want to go on a honeymoon?
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: To a local cabin nearby on an exotic trip where I get culture and beautiful views.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: I'm too busy to bog be bogged down by marriage.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: I've got a lot going on.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: I want to travel somewhere I haven't seen before, even if it's just another state.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: These suck.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Which one?
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Neither cabin or the four.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: What do you think?
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: I'd say cabin.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: All right, we're gonna go to the stab.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: And cool.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: It's cool there in the cabin.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: What's an adjective you'd use to describe yourself?
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: Fascinating, quirky, subdued, steady.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Fascinating.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: Fascinating.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Is that what you're going with?
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Fascinating?
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: No, you're fascinating.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Yes, especially to me.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: Who is the person in your life with all the answers?
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: And Todd is not on this list.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Oh man.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: My parents, I tend to be pretty good at figuring things out myself.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: My spouse, which makes me smart by association, or I don't know.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Well, that would be three would be my three is you.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Uh two.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Fourth one?
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: First.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, first one.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Last one.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Last one.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: Which which fact is interesting to you?
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Adult Beatles have two sets of wings.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: The Hope Diamond is over 45 carats.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: Pappy Van Wijkel whiskey is one of the rarest spirits in the world.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: John Elway won two Super Bowls as a player and one as an exec.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's whiskey.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Alright.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: Alright, here we go.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: Donation.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: The result?
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Oh boy.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: He's a medieval tavern.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: I'm going partying at the Todd Tavern.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: The the the duh bar.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty exciting.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, 67%.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: You likely have a lot of friends and you talk to them all the time.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: You guys do a lot of exciting stuff, but there's still times where you sit around bored trying to find the answers.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: You need some fresh ideas to help you pass time.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: So that's the warm-up that was created by the internets and the Facebook worlds.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: So now we're going to take it to the next level.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: Now we are going to dive into a test designed by AI after the AI had a chance to kind of get to know us.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: We are going to be answering these questions.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: Questions and at the end, the AI is going to figure out what Star Wars character we are.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: Oh man.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: So, question one.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: You are you're on a road trip and realize you've been going in the wrong direction for the last 45 minutes.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: What happens?
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: One, admit the mistake and figure out the fastest way back.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: Insist that this was actually an alternate route you wanted to try.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Blame whoever was supposed to be navigating.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Keep driving.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: Eventually, this road has to go somewhere.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Vail, do we want to answer for Todd?
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: What would Todd do in this situation?
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: I think you'd blame whoever's supposed to be navigating.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: Todd, what would Vail do in this situation?
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: I think he'd just keep driving.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Eventually, the road has somewhere to go.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: I think he would just keep on going.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: And what do you what do you think I would do?
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: B, definitely.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: B, definitely.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: And says this was actually an alternate route.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: Question number two.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Someone at a party tells a joke that isn't remotely funny.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: You give them a courtesy laugh, tell them the joke sucked, immediately tell a worse joke, spend five minutes explaining why their joke didn't make sense.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Vale, what do you think Todd would do?
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, Todd would definitely do C.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: Tell a worse joke?
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Todd, I I think Vale would pull the D.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: Spend five minutes explaining why their joke didn't make any sense.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: That is 100% him.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: And 100% you're doing B, right, Vale?
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: 100% B for the one.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: He's gonna tell them the joke sucked and probably swear at him.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Question number three.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: You suddenly receive $10 million.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: What is your first move?
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: Take care of family and invest most of it.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Buy something completely ridiculous.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Tell absolutely nobody.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: Start making a list of people who were nicer to you before you had money.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: I Vale, I think we can say it's for most.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: I think probably would take care of take care of your family.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Vail would do A.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: I think Todd would do A and take care of his family.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: And what are you guys picking for me?
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: A.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say A, too.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably A.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Actually, no me.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: C would be the first thing.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Just tell nobody.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: I like that one too.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: All right, so question four.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: This is a good one.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: You're assembling furniture, and the instructions don't make sense.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: You A, calmly go back through the instructions, throw the instructions away and figure it out yourself, getting increasingly angry at an inanimate piece of furniture.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Find someone else and convince them to finish it.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: Well, I think Vail's doing D.
• 47:15
  unknown: Yeah.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: What do you think, Todd?
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Vale, what is what is what is what is the Todd doing?
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: No one Todd, he would do B.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: B?
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he would sit there and figure it out.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: He can do that stuff.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: And what am I doing?
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Uh C.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: You're not doing A.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Calmly go back through the instructions.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Angry.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: I can see you just throwing the chair around the C.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Stupid piece of furniture.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Question five.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: A friend calls you at 2 a.m.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: because they're stranded 45 minutes away.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: This has happened.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: What do you do?
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: You get dressed and go pick them up.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: You go get them, but complain the entire time.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Ask how the hell they managed to get stranded.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Pretend you never heard the phone.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: Oh wow.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: What is Todd doing?
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Todd would do A, he would just go pick them up.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: He wouldn't care.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: You think he would just go get them?
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he'd probably be like, oh, they're drunk.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: I'll go get them.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think C would be me, though.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: I would have to know how the hell did he manage there?
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: I would be talking and be getting, yeah, either one of those.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Todd, what is Vale gonna do?
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Vale would probably just get dressed and go pick him up and complain the whole time.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: So B, go get them but complain the entire time?
• 48:45
  unknown: All right.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: And what am I doing?
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: You're a D.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: You're a D.
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: My phone was on silent.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: All right, buddy.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: Question six.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: You walk into a room where two friends are having a heated argument.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: Huh.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: Go figure that.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: What do you do?
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Try to calm everyone down, figure out who's right and take their side, quietly watch because this could be entertaining.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: Somehow make the argument worse.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: Vail, what do we think Todd is gonna do?
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: I think he would sit back and watch because it'd be entertaining.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: I can't tell you how many times he did that.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: You just hear a crack of a beer.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's funny.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: What is Vail gonna do?
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: Vale is probably gonna do D.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: Make the argument worse.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: I would do it on purpose, probably too.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: I can see that.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: That way Todd can uh enjoy himself even more being entertained.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: What am I doing?
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: If if I'm there, you're doing C too.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: You're watching Vail go up in flames with these two idiots.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: You guys would make me go in and say something.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Go over there and see what's going on.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Next question.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: You're put you're put in charge of a group project.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: What's your leadership style?
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Make sure everyone has a job and works together.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: Take over because it'd be easier if you just do everything, delegate everything while somehow taking credit for the result.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: We're screwed, nobody should have put me in charge.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: I think for Todd it has to be D.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: Yes, definitely D.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: What moron put him in charge?
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: For Lummox, I think it's A.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: You think Vale?
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see that.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: A for Lummox.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: And Todd, what is the veil going to do?
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: I think C.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Delegate.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: He's gonna delegate while trying to take the credit.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: That's exactly what he's gonna do.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: All right, next question.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: Somebody insults you in front of a group of people.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: What's your instinct?
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: Ignore it.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: Who cares?
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: Fire back immediately.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: Remember it forever and eventually get even.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Laugh and turn it into an even bigger joke about yourself.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: I think Todd is doing D.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: D.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: Yes, definitely D.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Todd's doing D.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Lomix is doing B, firing back immediately.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: And I think you would ignore it.
• 51:49
  unknown: Who cares?
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: I think Vale would just ignore who cares.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: I think so too.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Uh I definitely would ignore it.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, you would definitely ignore it.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: Moving on.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: Which statement best describes your relationship with rules?
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: Rules usually exist for a reason.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Rules are more like guidelines.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: Rules apply to other people.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: I usually don't know what the rules are until somebody tells me I've broken one.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Todd is D.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: Tod is D doesn't know what the rules are until he broke them.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Or he breaks them.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: I I think Veil is B.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: Rules are more like guidelines.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: And what do you guys think about the Lummocks?
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Rules usually exist for a reason.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: A.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's about the rules.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Especially for the people who drive drive too slow on the highway.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: They're criminals.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: They are.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: They're not following the law.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: Criminal get the hell out of my road.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Right, exactly.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: This one looks in it.
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: This one looks good.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: You're at a restaurant, and your meal is completely wrong.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: You A politely ask the server to fix it.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: B eat it anyway because you don't want to make a scene.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: C, send it back and explain exactly what's wrong.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: Complain about it for 20 minutes, but never actually tell the server.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Well, we already know Lumex is C.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: You're sending that sucker back.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: And he's going to make sure that they know exactly how that person messed up the order.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: Vale, since he is in the service industry, would probably just politely ask the server to fix it.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: Because he knows.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: He's he's in he's in the industry.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: And then Todd would be just eat it anyways.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: He didn't want to make a scene.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: What do you think, Vail?
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Correct.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he wouldn't want to make a scene.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: He would just eat it.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: He doesn't care.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: He doesn't care if it's bulky or not bulky.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: Or if it's, you know, medium rare versus rare.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he doesn't care.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: On his waffle.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: Next question.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: You have to survive alone in the wilderness for seven days.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: What's your biggest asset?
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: Intelligence and problem solving, strength and determination, improvision and dumb luck.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: I would probably be dead before this question was finished.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: I think that the Todd is C, improvision and dumb luck.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: I think Vale, you're D.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: Probably dead.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Well, especially if it was a scary wilderness.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's scary.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Or C, I could see Vale with me there, improvising and just having dumb luck.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: And you're I'm a Boy Scout.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: I could live in the woods for seven days if I had to.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Okay, so you want we're gonna give Vale C.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: I I I at least would uh I wouldn't be dead before the question was finished.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: No, right.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: You would have one other person dead before you.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: He just has to outrun one of us, he doesn't have to outrun everybody.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: All right, what do you what are you putting for me?
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: A intelligence and problem solving problem solving.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Okay, all right.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Your friends discover an embarrassing photo of you from 20 years ago.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: That would be Newton Street.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: You laugh along with everyone, immediately start looking for embarrassing pictures of them, explain while the picture isn't nearly as embarrassing as they think, attempt to destroy all existing copies.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: I think we all just laugh along with everyone.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: I think it'd all be A.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: I think I think we're all A.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: It comes around and goes around.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: All right, you're playing a board game and somebody catches you cheating.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: What's your response?
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: Do you admit it and laugh?
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: Deny everything, argue that what you did technically wasn't against the rules.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: I'm more offended that they caught me.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: I think Vale would deny everything.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: What would Todd do, Vail?
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: Admit it and just laugh.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: And then we will care.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: What would I do?
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: C.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: Argue that you would have some kind of argument that's why that wasn't illegal.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: Some some meeting.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: You have to give an important speech in front of 500 people.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: Five minutes before going on stage.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: You're calm and prepared, nervous, but confident you'll figure it out.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Completely convinced you're going to crush it despite almost no preparation.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: That's new.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: D looking for an exit.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: I think Todd's looking for the exit.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: No.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: Todd's looking, he's not he's not speaking in front of 500 people.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: He's not speaking in front of 500 people.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: No way.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: No.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: Especially on a stage in front of all of them.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: You're not doing that.
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: What do you think for Vale?
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: I think Vail would probably be nervous, but confident that he's gonna figure it out.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Or no, C, completely convinced.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: He doesn't do any preparation.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: What about me?
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: I I think you would be B.
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: And last question.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: Your friends are planning something that is clearly a terrible idea.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: What role do you play?
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: The voice of reason trying to stop them.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: The person who reluctantly goes along to keep everyone alive.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: The person who came up with a terrible idea.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: The person who somehow makes a terrible idea significantly worse.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say that Todd is D.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: That's definitely Todd.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Todd, what do you think?
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: I'm I'm B.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna keep you all alive.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you do.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: And Todd, what is Vail?
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Vail came up with the terrible idea.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, came up with a terrible idea.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: So now we're gonna run this back through AI, and we're gonna let AI decipher our answers and tell us what we've got going on here.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: The AI is thinking.
• 58:56
  unknown: Right.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: What's this gonna tell us?
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: The Star Wars character it's gonna tell us what Star Wars character we are and why.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: Alright, so before we go over the answers, Todd, what Star Wars character do you think you are?
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: Uh I'm probably like a stormtrooper.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: Todd, you are Jar Jar Binx.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: No you used to Jar Jar Binx.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, it's Jar Jar Binx.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, and and then and this is why.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: Todd's answers suggest a man who embraces unpredictability, finds entertainment in other people's arguments, and isn't particularly interested in following rules.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: Todd doesn't necessarily cause every disaster, he just has an extraordinary ability to be standing nearby when one happens and somehow make it worse.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: The official roast on Todd is Todd, you're living proof that someone can have absolutely no idea what is going on and still end up being a major character in the story.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's that's hilarious.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: So you used to jar jar Binks.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: I used to not jar Binks.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: All right, Vale, what Star Wars character do you think you are?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: I'm Han Solo.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: You are not.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: You you are the emperor.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: And here's why.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: Vale's answers point towards someone who prefers to control situations, isn't afraid to let others make mistakes, and occasionally enjoys watching chaos unfold from a safe distance.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: Vale doesn't need to be the loudest guy in the room, he just needs everyone else to believe the terrible idea was theirs.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: And for your official roast, Vale, apparently your ideal leadership style is to sit in a comfortable chair, manipulate everyone around you, and occasionally yell unlimited power when the Wi-Fi starts working.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: That is perfect.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: That is nice.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: All right, I've already seen what it is because for me, because I'm looking at it, but you guys, who do you think I am?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: Java.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Jabba.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: Because of my size.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: You're probably Luke.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: You're probably Luke or something like with night.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: I am Han Solo.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say Han.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: Lummox's answers suggest independence, confidence, loyalty when it counts, and a tendency to improvise rather than carefully follow instructions.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: Lummix believes every problem can be solved through determination, improvisation, and probably a little dumb luck.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: And the official roast to Lummox is Lummox, you're Han Solo.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: Except instead of making the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs, you spend half your vacation trying to figure out the German subway system.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: They threw a little tag in there, huh?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: They did.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: So there you have it.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: According to the AI, we now have reliable data on the types of people we are.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: We may have to run some other simulations of this on a future episode, pick some different sort of categories to fall into.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: But what'd you guys think of that?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: I liked it.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I liked it too.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: And it was pretty accurate.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, uh that character Ja Ja Bings is a terrible character, but it did sum up the dub pretty good.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: All right, so I have the final verdict.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: The final verdict is Todd is causing the problems.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: Vale is secretly orchestrating them, and Lummox is convinced he can fix everything despite having absolutely no plan.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: That is perfect.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: That's that's the that's the dye it down personality test Star Wars version for you.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: Uh that was fun.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: Again, we're gonna have to figure out another way to do another one of those on a future episode.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: We'll make up we'll make up another one.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: Todd, anything else to to wrap up?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: Or should I say Jar Jar?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: Anything else to wrap up tonight's episode?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: Now Misa feel good about this one.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: Howdi all is gone.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: The the Jar Jar is out.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: The Jar Jar is gone.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: All right, Emperor Palpatine.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: Please bring this to a wrap and convince everybody to uh to listen to this episode while you're at it.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: All right, donation.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, and just so you all know, I took a test before this.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: And uh what kind of food am I?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: And I am a French fry, just so you know.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: I'm uh relaxed, I'm flexible, friendly.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: Uh I can't wait.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: You're flexible?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: I can, yeah.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: So a flexible meaning that you can add anything to a French fry, it's cool, you know.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: Everybody likes it, everybody enjoys it.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: So not not like physically flexible.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: Correct.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: Well, we all know that's not the case.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: I just want to clarify French fry, flexible.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: So I am French Fry, and then my cartoon character is a powder puff girl.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: So I don't know what that means, but uh that was my cartoon character.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: So uh Don Nation, thanks for listening, uh hanging out with us.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: Hopefully, uh you enjoyed that.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: It uh hit us pretty much to a T.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: So look forward to doing more of these in the future.
• 1:04:59
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• 1:05:14
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• 1:05:20
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• 1:05:24
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