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EPISODE 25: "The Shows Keeping Us Up At Night" · It's Mom O'Clock

• 0:00
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• 1:12
  Speaker B: Hello, you guys, stop. Hi. Is it Mama Clock yet? I'm going crazy. Heck, yeah.
• 1:20
  Speaker A: It's Mama Clock somewhere.
• 1:42
  Speaker B: I don't even want to be on camera. I just want my voice. I'll do more. Hello, sexy voice sex. It's Mom o', clock, and we're on episode 25.
• 1:52
  Speaker A: We just had a really rough start. I don't even know what's going on. I feel really off, don't you?
• 1:58
  Speaker B: A little bit, but I feel like we're on a mountain and things are tilted.
• 2:03
  Speaker A: Our whole head is cut off.
• 2:07
  Speaker B: Okay, we can't start like this. Nobody cares about our problem.
• 2:11
  Speaker A: Yeah. I don't even have an outline.
• 2:14
  Speaker B: Is your iPad dead?
• 2:15
  Speaker A: Wait, let's just talk about the fact where your husband comes here, okay?
• 2:19
  Speaker B: He surprised me at work.
• 2:21
  Speaker A: So cute. Really adorable. Love having my JoJo here. He sits down and he goes, can you guys be quiet? I'm a work call. I went like this. My head whipped. I got whiplash. I go, you're in our workforce.
• 2:37
  Speaker B: This is our house.
• 2:38
  Speaker A: You're telling us to be quiet? No, I've never heard of such a thing before.
• 2:42
  Speaker B: He goes, you're just getting your makeup done.
• 2:43
  Speaker A: I go, this is a part of the process. We're glamming. Like, are you kidding? Anyway, moving on from that.
• 2:50
  Speaker B: That was actually insane.
• 2:52
  Speaker A: We were laughing for 30 minutes. I'm not even gonna tell you what just happened, though. I just fell and unplugged like. Like I'm in a movie. I just fell and unplugged the computer, the lights.
• 3:00
  Speaker B: She tripped over about 1, 2, 3.
• 3:02
  Speaker A: 4, 5 wires and unplugged the whole scene.
• 3:05
  Speaker B: The light fell down. I screamed, duh. Literally. Don't get up. Just scream.
• 3:09
  Speaker A: And everything went black. So we had a restart. I quit. I actually give up.
• 3:14
  Speaker B: All right, let's shake it off. Shake it off.
• 3:16
  Speaker A: I'm ready to go. It's Mama Clock. So nothing else fucking matters.
• 3:20
  Speaker B: No, we're here. This is the only place I look like.
• 3:23
  Speaker A: I'm in a black Hazmat suit, and.
• 3:24
  Speaker B: I look like a pound of diarrhea.
• 3:26
  Speaker A: Stop saying that. You're freaking me out.
• 3:30
  Speaker B: I don't know what to do with my hair.
• 3:32
  Speaker A: You're on drugs today. I knew it. I knew it the second you walked in.
• 3:35
  Speaker B: All right, before we dive in, this chair's different.
• 3:40
  Speaker A: This chair is different.
• 3:41
  Speaker B: Okay, well, what do you want me to do?
• 3:44
  Speaker A: My son definitely touched something.
• 3:45
  Speaker B: Probably. We're working with a studio and a toddler. What are we gonna do?
• 3:50
  Speaker A: Nothing. Go ahead. What are we talking about?
• 3:51
  Speaker B: Well, we have to give a major love to Lainey G. Photography.
• 3:56
  Speaker A: Major, major love.
• 3:59
  Speaker B: She. First of all, she's a local photographer. Lainey G. Photography. She did our photo shoot, but she mainly does newborns and maternity, which she does an amazing job. Check out her page. We're gonna link it.
• 4:13
  Speaker A: We're gonna link her Instagram, we're gonna link her website. She.
• 4:17
  Speaker B: She made magic.
• 4:18
  Speaker A: If you follow us, we posted a, like, reveal of us looking at our photos from the photo she. Photo shoot she took. And she just did such a good job. And not only that, she helped us design our new logo. Our new logo, which she did an incredible job at. So follow her and. And see what she's made of. Cause she's absolutely awesome. She's.
• 4:40
  Speaker B: She's really great.
• 4:42
  Speaker A: Anyhoo, my nails are fucking shitty.
• 4:45
  Speaker B: Same. No time, no time. Uh, quick story.
• 4:51
  Speaker A: Oh, you have a story for me?
• 4:52
  Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, I. It's quick. I was watching, not watching, but one of my neighbors came over. She's eight years old. She's in second grade, I think she comes over. She was allowed her iPad during the weekend, so. So, like, no iPad during the week. This is just their family role. IPads during weekend. So, like, if you can imagine, like, obviously, all they want to do is like, I. So she comes over to play with my kids, but she's holding her iPad, she's FaceTiming one of her girlfriends, and she's Sharing her screen, watching a show. So she's like, yeah, Juliet, who the.
• 5:23
  Speaker A: Are you on the phone with?
• 5:24
  Speaker B: Are you talking to somebody? And she's like, yeah, I'm FaceTiming, my friend. I'm like, and you're watching a show? And she. They're sharing a YouTube screen. So they're sharing the screen, watching FaceTiming also while trying to play the dollhouse with my. Like, what is going on?
• 5:37
  Speaker A: Like, is that fun?
• 5:38
  Speaker B: I guess.
• 5:39
  Speaker A: I swear to God, kids nowadays, like, can't just do one thing. They have to be doing a million things.
• 5:43
  Speaker B: No. And that's why we're all over stimulated.
• 5:45
  Speaker A: Yeah. I'm freaking the out.
• 5:47
  Speaker B: I just couldn't believe it. I was like, okay, this is what the world has come to do.
• 5:51
  Speaker A: That you can't just have kids, don't have friends.
• 5:53
  Speaker B: No, I mean, not the face. They're not FaceTimeing friends yet. But like, even if they were, like, she's at a play date. Like, so she should be playing with my kids, not FaceTiming and then screen sharing. I don't even know how to screen share.
• 6:06
  Speaker A: How did she. No, I have. No, no, I have no idea what she's even talking about. Swimming chair.
• 6:09
  Speaker B: So I just thought it was crazy.
• 6:10
  Speaker A: I mean, it's like we don't even have to see each other in real life anymore. No, no, I don't like that. I don't like it. Well, that's a crazy story.
• 6:18
  Speaker B: I know.
• 6:18
  Speaker A: Wait, do I have one?
• 6:21
  Speaker B: How'd you like. We went to boo on the boardwalk. How'd you like that?
• 6:24
  Speaker A: Well, first of all, you told me it was like different. Like you could trick or treat at different pop ups.
• 6:30
  Speaker B: Well, you could. You trick or treat all down the boardwalk. You didn't do that, did you? Yeah, I think after we left, we did the Fuck. Yeah, they. They had the cutest.
• 6:37
  Speaker A: You did it after lunch.
• 6:38
  Speaker B: Down. Yeah, we trick or treat it after we went into the fun house.
• 6:43
  Speaker A: I thought it was like, dumb.
• 6:44
  Speaker B: Well, we. We made her way. Now, we started at the. The ride.
• 6:48
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 6:48
  Speaker B: And then you make your way down and we had pizza together. And then after.
• 6:52
  Speaker A: Oh, I felt like the day was over.
• 6:53
  Speaker B: No, we stayed, we partied.
• 6:56
  Speaker A: I was like, wait, what was the point of all this? Because we didn't do anything we said we were gonna do. There was no trick or treating.
• 7:01
  Speaker B: No, they had cute trick or treats. You know, the kids went up to like. There was like different stations towards the jinx.
• 7:06
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah, okay. Well, I thought it was done after pizza. Whatever.
• 7:10
  Speaker B: Anyway, we had Fun was ready for a nap.
• 7:12
  Speaker A: How cute was he in Ace Ventura?
• 7:14
  Speaker B: So cute.
• 7:14
  Speaker A: Halloween is over.
• 7:16
  Speaker B: Thank the fucking Lord. If I have to paint my kid's face one more time.
• 7:20
  Speaker A: Did you do that? What do you use, like a sponge?
• 7:22
  Speaker B: No, they have a roll on thing. Do you do it again? One more time.
• 7:27
  Speaker A: One more time.
• 7:28
  Speaker B: Hold your breath. They have Trunk or treat today.
• 7:31
  Speaker A: Wait, but you're not going?
• 7:32
  Speaker B: Well, no, they're at. They're doing it right now. I said I couldn't go. I'm at work.
• 7:37
  Speaker A: We're working. Okay, good. But what are we talking about?
• 7:40
  Speaker B: We are talking about television. Do you watch tv?
• 7:45
  Speaker A: I do, but it. Isn't it so funny?
• 7:47
  Speaker B: When. When do you watch tv?
• 7:48
  Speaker A: People are like, I don't watch tv. I'm like, I got time.
• 7:50
  Speaker B: I have to take a sip of this wine. Is it okay?
• 7:52
  Speaker A: You got. You need to debrief.
• 7:55
  Speaker B: That was tough.
• 7:55
  Speaker A: Okay, so don't you love when you're in conversation with somebody and they're like, I don't watch tv. I don't have time. I think it's the most annoying thing on planet.
• 8:03
  Speaker B: Like, nobody has time.
• 8:04
  Speaker A: But, like, I absolutely don't have time. Like, even if you have like 20 minutes, like, throw on your TV show.
• 8:10
  Speaker B: I was folding laundry the other day talking to you and watching tv, which is like, why can't I just stop talking to you?
• 8:19
  Speaker A: I'm talking to me. No, I think it's hilarious. And people see them because I, like, I'm not like a guru of tv. Like, I don't sit and, like, watch tv. And like, I have. But last night, like, I watched Dancing with the Stars.
• 8:29
  Speaker B: Like, that's why I watch binge show. No, we watch Dancing with the Stars.
• 8:32
  Speaker A: Yeah, of course, but, like, that's watching tv. Yeah, but we're talking all things. Like, back in the day, what we used to watch, what we watch now, that gives us comfort from back in the day. Also the new shows that we're watching now, what we watched in college, like, all the shows that, like, we have watched throughout the years. Also the shows we watched with our husband, without our husband. I need to hear it all.
• 8:54
  Speaker B: Yes. So back in the day, before streaming was a thing. Can you imagine?
• 8:59
  Speaker A: Like, remind me what we had to do.
• 9:01
  Speaker B: We had to plan our lives around the night. Like, Thursday Scandal was on. Or like Desperate Housewives. Like, we had to plan, like, okay, tonight we're watching this. There was no dvr. Or it was just starting. There was no Netflix. Like, you were watching it when it was on at the time that it was on.
• 9:15
  Speaker A: You go to school, they're talking about it if you missed it.
• 9:16
  Speaker B: And if you missed it, you missed it. That was crazy. I want that again.
• 9:20
  Speaker A: Me too. Because then it's like, it's like you're watching. Everyone's doing the same thing. Like, oh, we're watching Scandal tonight. Like, let's go. Why are we talking about Scandal?
• 9:26
  Speaker B: I don't know.
• 9:27
  Speaker A: But we're watching a show tonight. Like, we're all watching the show.
• 9:29
  Speaker B: Yeah. So back in the day, Throwbacks, which we used to watch when I'm talking, like in the like, early 2000s maybe, like boy Meets World. Sabrina the teenage witch. Sister, Sister, Sister, Sister. That's so Raven OG Full House. Like Full House.
• 9:46
  Speaker A: What else do we. I mean, that's what Raven was my entire personality. Like, if someone asked me, like, where I came from, I was like, that's what Raven like, gave me, like, my personality.
• 9:54
  Speaker B: I remember that show. Those now.
• 9:55
  Speaker A: I don't know, like what she's all.
• 9:56
  Speaker B: About, but I think she's still semi somewhere relevant.
• 10:00
  Speaker A: Being funny or.
• 10:01
  Speaker B: No, I don't know.
• 10:02
  Speaker A: She was, she was the funny.
• 10:05
  Speaker B: Yeah, I, I definitely appreciated her.
• 10:08
  Speaker A: And Sister Sister. I still watched Not Sister Sister, but they are. They have another show. What's it called?
• 10:12
  Speaker B: Oh, and they have. They're growing up with kids, right?
• 10:14
  Speaker A: Yeah, they were great too. I love that.
• 10:15
  Speaker B: Yeah, I like.
• 10:16
  Speaker A: I mean, Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
• 10:18
  Speaker B: Oh, yes.
• 10:19
  Speaker A: Bill Cosby. I used to love Pedophile, but still there and fun to watch.
• 10:25
  Speaker B: Is he alive?
• 10:26
  Speaker A: I don't know about.
• 10:26
  Speaker B: In jail.
• 10:27
  Speaker A: He's a pedophile.
• 10:27
  Speaker B: I know.
• 10:29
  Speaker A: Saying that was such a good show. I watched all that. Like, I remember watching all that. And like, thinking about it brings me comfort.
• 10:34
  Speaker B: Saved by the bell. I remember 6:30am watching Save by watching Saved by the Bell before school. It was like, with your cereal and milk. Yep. My brother and I, that's what we'd watch. And like, when I heard the theme song, I'd like, get excited and I'd also get that stomach ache knowing that I have to go to school soon.
• 10:51
  Speaker A: I still get that.
• 10:52
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 10:52
  Speaker A: Wait, so I remember sitting. Watching that too. Not. Not Saved by the Bell. Saved by the Bell, but like another show.
• 11:00
  Speaker B: Yeah, like, what else was there? I mean, hey, Arnold. Like back, back.
• 11:04
  Speaker A: No, I was thinking of the Rock of Power. What's the. What's the fairy one?
• 11:09
  Speaker B: Oh, fairly Godparents. I hate that show. No, but that kind.
• 11:14
  Speaker A: Those shows, like, like, they're still on. Like it's on Netflix.
• 11:18
  Speaker B: Oh, really? Yeah, my kids, like, Rugrats are still Rugrats.
• 11:23
  Speaker A: I mean, we were called all my cousins, we were called the Rugrats.
• 11:25
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 11:26
  Speaker A: Like, that's what everyone called us.
• 11:27
  Speaker B: Were you Angelica? Because she's a bitch.
• 11:31
  Speaker A: No, I probably was. Oh, hey, Arnold. Main character.
• 11:37
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 11:38
  Speaker A: Wait, what's his name? Arnold.
• 11:39
  Speaker B: Yeah, Arnold.
• 11:40
  Speaker A: And no, I was the stupid kid.
• 11:42
  Speaker B: Oh, stupid kid. Are actually stupid kids. But then we have, like, going a little bit older. Laguna Beach. O.C. one Tree Hill.
• 11:51
  Speaker A: I mean, Laguna Beach, Gossip Girl. I remember when my parents went to Laguna beach and it was on. And I'm like, oh, my God, they'll probably see them and they're hanging out with them. Not doing that at all. But no, I thought it was the coolest place. Now, like, what are they all doing? I have no idea.
• 12:03
  Speaker B: Kristen Cavallari is.
• 12:04
  Speaker A: She's awesome.
• 12:05
  Speaker B: I love her. Yeah, she has her own podcast. Yeah. She does her own jewelry.
• 12:10
  Speaker A: I buy a lot of her jewelry.
• 12:11
  Speaker B: Yeah, she's.
• 12:12
  Speaker A: But Lauren Conrad, like, loved her. I mean, Steven was in One Tree Hill, so I always.
• 12:17
  Speaker B: They come back. I mean, Steven still does shit.
• 12:19
  Speaker A: But let's talk about the shows that circled back. Like, I watched one tree hill 19 times in college. Oh, yeah, like Rewatch.
• 12:27
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 12:27
  Speaker A: Like, I remember watching One Tree Hill back in the day. And then it meant it's diff. Like, so different now.
• 12:34
  Speaker B: Yeah. When you're at a different stage in your life, it's like, oh, wait, like, even Grey's Anatomy.
• 12:39
  Speaker A: Were you watching Grey's Anatomy?
• 12:40
  Speaker B: I watched Grey's when I was pregnant with Joey and into my maternity.
• 12:44
  Speaker A: I watched that show a hundred. I mean, now it's getting out of hand.
• 12:47
  Speaker B: I'm not caught up because.
• 12:49
  Speaker A: No, me either. I, like, I couldn't keep up. But even Vampire Diaries, like, going into college years, like. Cause like, all the shows, like, you said, there wasn't no Netflix, so we didn't, like, rewatch anything. It was just like, what was on. What was on? I. Cartoons and whatever that was.
• 13:02
  Speaker B: I remember in college, we'd like. It would be like the night, like, the Bachelor would be on and we watch all sit, get in our jammies, put on popcorn, have some wine. Boxed wine. Not, like, good wine. Yeah. We would barefoot or Franz. Yeah. And we would watch the Bachelor and, like, talk about it and, like, freak out. And then that was it.
• 13:20
  Speaker A: Like, that was like a thing. Like, now it's like, okay, I missed. I can't watch it tonight, so I'm going to watch it another night. And also Talk to you about it.
• 13:26
  Speaker B: You know what's so crazy? Like, so we. You'd watch the episode and that'd be it. Like, there'd be no, like, reels on Instagram. Like, there'd be nothing about it. Like, you talk about it with your girlfriends and that was it. And then you wake up today and.
• 13:36
  Speaker A: You'Re like, did you see. And I go, no, I didn't watch it, but I saw the reels. Like, that's where I'm going to end.
• 13:43
  Speaker B: Right.
• 13:43
  Speaker A: I'm probably not going to watch the show. I'll probably just watch the reels.
• 13:46
  Speaker B: Right.
• 13:47
  Speaker A: Which People are probably doing that with us.
• 13:48
  Speaker B: I was just going to say that's what they're doing with our podcast, which is fine.
• 13:51
  Speaker A: Don't do that.
• 13:52
  Speaker B: But just, like, subscribe, maybe, or buy.
• 13:54
  Speaker A: Some merch in the meantime. No, but what else?
• 13:59
  Speaker B: What about. Well, we grew up on Jersey Shore, obviously. Shout out to our girl, Snooki. I love you. I miss you. Please come here.
• 14:05
  Speaker A: I love you, Snooks. I take it back.
• 14:08
  Speaker B: Nicole.
• 14:09
  Speaker A: Nicole. No, but I mean, I grew up on Jersey Shore. I mean, I lived Jersey Shore.
• 14:13
  Speaker B: Lived Jersey Shore. Kardashians. Were you a Kardashian?
• 14:17
  Speaker A: Yeah, always.
• 14:18
  Speaker B: Yeah. What else were you? McDreamy or McSteamy?
• 14:23
  Speaker A: Oh, my. Comic Dreaming.
• 14:25
  Speaker B: Yeah, me too.
• 14:26
  Speaker A: You kidding?
• 14:27
  Speaker B: I really.
• 14:28
  Speaker A: People didn't like him, though.
• 14:29
  Speaker B: I know. It's a. It's a.
• 14:30
  Speaker A: You know, McSteem. He's dying, though, in real life.
• 14:33
  Speaker B: Really?
• 14:33
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. He has. He's just like. He's just, like. I don't know how old is. He has, like, colon cancer, and it moved quick. And he's, like, fragile right now, and he's, like, in a wheelchair. It's so sad because, like, remember that episode? He was, like, dying in real life.
• 14:51
  Speaker B: That is so sad. Friday Night Lights.
• 14:54
  Speaker A: Oh, can I just talk about something real quick? I wanted to be Lila. What's her name? Lila Garrity.
• 15:01
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 15:02
  Speaker A: Lala Garrity. I wanted to be her so bad. Tim Riggins was my boyfriend.
• 15:07
  Speaker B: Yeah. No, like, no.
• 15:09
  Speaker A: In college. There's videos of me, like, my girlfriend's recording, talking about Tim Riggins. Like, I'm obsessed. Obsessed with Friday Night Lights.
• 15:17
  Speaker B: It was such a good.
• 15:18
  Speaker A: I just, like, wanted that to be my life.
• 15:20
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 15:20
  Speaker A: Like, football Friday nights.
• 15:23
  Speaker B: I feel like back then, though, like, you could really just, like, get into the show. Well, obviously, because you were living in high school and we didn't have, like, responsibilities, like taking care of kids or anything.
• 15:30
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker B: So, like, you could really Just, like, dive into a show like that before, like, fantasize it.
• 15:35
  Speaker A: Now you're, like, living. You're like, I wish I had.
• 15:36
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 15:37
  Speaker A: It's like, talk to your husband about it and stuff.
• 15:39
  Speaker B: I don't. We'll talk about that.
• 15:40
  Speaker A: We'll talk about that.
• 15:42
  Speaker B: Sex in the City, obviously.
• 15:43
  Speaker A: Obviously. Oh, so good.
• 15:45
  Speaker B: Yeah. All those. Those are. Those are the good throwbacks.
• 15:48
  Speaker A: Yeah. Does it bring you so much comfort.
• 15:50
  Speaker B: Like, thinking about it or just, like, rewatching them?
• 15:53
  Speaker A: And, I mean, that's what they say. If you have anxiety, rewatch a show because it brings back a lot of people.
• 15:57
  Speaker B: I haven't, but people are rewatching Gilmore Girls, and it's just.
• 16:00
  Speaker A: I have never watched Gilmore Girls.
• 16:01
  Speaker B: It's a small town show where you really think that, like, you are definitely.
• 16:04
  Speaker A: A Desperate Housewives girly.
• 16:06
  Speaker B: I love Desperate Housewives.
• 16:07
  Speaker A: I never watched that either. I watched it, like, on tv.
• 16:09
  Speaker B: That's a good show if you wanted to start to do. Yeah, it was really amazing. So good.
• 16:14
  Speaker A: Not really amazing.
• 16:15
  Speaker B: It really was amazing. Really amazing.
• 16:17
  Speaker A: I miss it. It gets sad. I'm like, it. TV shows bring back memories. Like, it's not just a TV show to me. It's like, brings back that. Me. To my. That time in my life.
• 16:26
  Speaker B: Yeah. Gossip Girl, Serena and Blair.
• 16:31
  Speaker A: No, I just, like. I just feel like it just makes me sad. It's made me sad because I just feel like that's why, like, I like to rewatch the shows because I'm like, oh, my God, this brings me back such good memories.
• 16:40
  Speaker B: Yeah. All right, let's fast forward a little bit now.
• 16:43
  Speaker A: I don't want to. Want to stay here.
• 16:45
  Speaker B: Okay, stay here for one more second.
• 16:46
  Speaker A: Moment is odds.
• 16:47
  Speaker B: Yeah. Okay.
• 16:52
  Speaker A: Okay, Go.
• 16:53
  Speaker B: All right, Moms watching tv. When are we watching? Like, when do you actually. Do you tuck your baby in and then you.
• 17:01
  Speaker A: Let me ask you SOB. Do you watch during the day at all? Because I never do.
• 17:06
  Speaker B: I mean, I. I do if I have time. You do? Like, I'll try if my.
• 17:11
  Speaker A: I just, like, even if he's napping and I'm by myself, like, I will try sitting down to watch a show. Sounds crazy.
• 17:19
  Speaker B: Yeah. I. If I, like, don't, or if I'm trying to put away laundry or like.
• 17:22
  Speaker A: You just have a second.
• 17:24
  Speaker B: I'll use guilty about doing that.
• 17:26
  Speaker A: Or should I be doing that? Because, like, when am I gonna get this time back?
• 17:28
  Speaker B: I think you should do whatever you want to do in the moment.
• 17:30
  Speaker A: Why do I feel weird putting on a TV show in the middle of the Day.
• 17:33
  Speaker B: I don't know why. It's lucky you can do it.
• 17:35
  Speaker A: I know. So what do we. So what? When I first met Michael, all we did was watch like TV shows at night. Like that was like our thing. Yeah, we still do. We still make it a point to watch our shows. But I do have my own shows that I watch by myself.
• 17:51
  Speaker B: Like, do you. I feel like you watch every single show with him.
• 17:53
  Speaker A: No, but like Love is Blind, like.
• 17:55
  Speaker B: He watches with you.
• 17:56
  Speaker A: He does.
• 17:57
  Speaker B: Name a show that you watch by yourself.
• 17:59
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 17:59
  Speaker B: She watched Hunting Wives with her husband.
• 18:01
  Speaker A: Let me think.
• 18:02
  Speaker B: You watched every show.
• 18:03
  Speaker A: He loved Hunting Wives.
• 18:04
  Speaker B: Yeah, of course he did. I wish Joey would watch shows with me.
• 18:07
  Speaker A: You know what show he did watch with me? Sex Life.
• 18:10
  Speaker B: Oh, no. If you watch Sex Life, show me up personally. It was. That show was really crazy.
• 18:19
  Speaker A: Tell me more.
• 18:20
  Speaker B: No, she had. Between her husband, who was a great husband and then she had this hot ass fling and she would. She had a really hard time and I feel her.
• 18:32
  Speaker A: Did you have a hard time too?
• 18:33
  Speaker B: I mean, no, but like just watching it, it was just like. Oh my God. That was. That people up. I know you up me up. But also fucked other people up.
• 18:43
  Speaker A: Who?
• 18:44
  Speaker B: I mean people that watch the show that are married.
• 18:46
  Speaker A: I wasn't fucked up by it.
• 18:48
  Speaker B: Who would you pick?
• 18:50
  Speaker A: I just feel like it was so. It was so intense. Like I wanted.
• 18:54
  Speaker B: It was an intense show. I think it left open ended because you don't know if she picks her husband. Her. The hot fling guy. Yeah, yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker A: Which you could be in love with.
• 19:04
  Speaker B: The hot fling guy? Yeah. Yeah. I mean he was. He was also her. Her love.
• 19:11
  Speaker A: And back in the day before husband.
• 19:13
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 19:13
  Speaker A: So yeah, there's history.
• 19:15
  Speaker B: Big history. I'm sweating thinking about it.
• 19:17
  Speaker A: Do you have something to say?
• 19:19
  Speaker B: I'm just really hot. Yeah.
• 19:23
  Speaker A: I don't know what I watch without my husband. Obviously I watch shows without my husband.
• 19:26
  Speaker B: Did you watch Shameless with your husband?
• 19:27
  Speaker A: No, I watched Seamus in college with before Michael. But I'm saying like Grey's Anatomy. I don't watch my husband.
• 19:33
  Speaker B: Like, okay, Love is Blind. Oh, you said you watched with him.
• 19:37
  Speaker A: I'll have it on whole. Like he'll sit there and watch it and like tune in. He'll be like, this show fucking sucks and get up and go do something else.
• 19:43
  Speaker B: You see, Joe will be like watching. He'll watch his sports downstairs and I will go upstairs and watch a show and watch because I can't be bothered. And also he falls asleep in 0.2 seconds.
• 19:54
  Speaker A: I know. So Does Michael. So it's like, I'm almost watching it by myself anyway.
• 19:57
  Speaker B: Yeah. Like, and then if we're deciding to watch a show together, he falls asleep, and then I continue. Then I'm the biggest show cheater in the. I know.
• 20:05
  Speaker A: I know. That's why I hate watching a show with Michael because we have so many pending shows. Linus for pending. No, not Linus. We finish line as Animal Kingdom is pending. We just finished the Summer I Turned Pretty, which he was kind of.
• 20:17
  Speaker B: He watched.
• 20:18
  Speaker A: No, like, he didn't watch it, but he watched it towards the end with me. And then he, like, wanted me to watch the last. I'm like, I'm not waiting for you. What do you mean you didn't watch this whole season, I don't even think.
• 20:25
  Speaker B: I've ever watched, like, the Notebook with my husband. Like, if I watch the Notebook with my husband, like, he'd be like. Like, I'd be like, okay, I'm in love with Noah and I hate you. Goodbye.
• 20:33
  Speaker A: No, literally, that's how I feel. Like, I feel like I'm living through my shows. Like, I don't want my husband sitting there. But, like, he's so nosy. He has to watch what I watch.
• 20:39
  Speaker B: Yeah. I think my husband and I are separated in shows, and it will be.
• 20:44
  Speaker A: Like, what is your show? What if your show. What does your husband even like to watch?
• 20:47
  Speaker B: He likes, like, he loves action. Like, yeah, so is Michael, and he likes. But, like, he likes superhero action. Like, he likes. Like, I don't. Like, he would watch all the Batman stuff. Yeah. And then also, he. He does love, like. Like, crime. Like, but, like, the Blacklist.
• 21:03
  Speaker A: I love crime too.
• 21:04
  Speaker B: We watched Blacklist and Blind Spot together. Those were, like, two shows. And Dexter.
• 21:08
  Speaker A: Yeah, like, we watched shows like that, too. Like, Lioness was good. That was action. Yeah, we were into that together. Oh, morning show we watched together. We're into that.
• 21:17
  Speaker B: Oh, I forgot about all the other.
• 21:19
  Speaker A: Shows he's just watching because I watch it. Yeah, you're just being nosy.
• 21:22
  Speaker B: I do think it is nice to, like, sit and watch a show together.
• 21:25
  Speaker A: But when are we doing it? When the kids are asleep.
• 21:28
  Speaker B: Yeah, when we put Gio to bed.
• 21:29
  Speaker A: And then we go and watch our show.
• 21:31
  Speaker B: Right.
• 21:31
  Speaker A: But having multiple kids, I'm like, I don't think.
• 21:34
  Speaker B: No, I mean, we're definitely not. I'm personally, people like their sleep.
• 21:37
  Speaker A: Like, I probably should just, like, rest my head on my pillow and go to bed, but I just don't do that.
• 21:40
  Speaker B: I wanted to watch. Oh, I started I. We watched Suits. Joe and I watched Suits.
• 21:48
  Speaker A: Oh, we watched Suits together.
• 21:50
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 21:50
  Speaker A: That's a show you watch with your husband?
• 21:51
  Speaker B: That's our one show that, like, I.
• 21:53
  Speaker A: Could say, but, like, I so into. What's his name?
• 21:58
  Speaker B: Mike. No, I like you too. Harvey.
• 22:00
  Speaker A: Harvey, yes.
• 22:02
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
• 22:02
  Speaker A: He was just like, a sexy lawyer. He's like, all right, so then go find a lawyer. I was like, okay, I will.
• 22:07
  Speaker B: Bye. Bye.
• 22:08
  Speaker A: Like, see ya. I would want to be. Yeah, yeah. But like, all the Love Island. Love is Blind. Like, he's just like, this is. I'm like, well, why are you watching it then?
• 22:15
  Speaker B: Oh, Love is Blind reunion is on tonight.
• 22:18
  Speaker A: Wait, I didn't finish.
• 22:19
  Speaker B: Ah, you gotta finish. Yeah.
• 22:21
  Speaker A: I don't understand that. So they just throw all the seasons out there and then.
• 22:25
  Speaker B: And then they have a reunion because there's only, like.
• 22:27
  Speaker A: So I guess they don't post until after the reunion. Like, who's to, like, still together and stuff.
• 22:32
  Speaker B: I don't want to see. I don't get it.
• 22:33
  Speaker A: Like, they released episodes.
• 22:34
  Speaker B: I have to, like, wait to go public, like, in their lives. Think about it. So they film for what, like.
• 22:39
  Speaker A: Yeah, but the season released, like, decades ago.
• 22:42
  Speaker B: I know, but, like, just to. If you follow, like, the TikTok. If you follow people on TikTok. Don't you have. I think. Why aren't they going legally? They can't until after the reunion. Their real lives.
• 22:51
  Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I assumed. They have, like, a cop.
• 22:53
  Speaker B: I don't actually. Don't know if I follow any of them.
• 22:55
  Speaker A: Sometimes I get no seasons. Ridiculous.
• 22:58
  Speaker B: Yeah. Sorry. If you're listening and you don't have no idea what we're talking about, it's annoying. Yeah.
• 23:02
  Speaker A: I'm sorry if you don't care anything about shows, but. Yeah, neither do we, honestly.
• 23:05
  Speaker B: But we will. I want to do, like, a mama clock watch list because I feel like moms want to, like, know good shows.
• 23:11
  Speaker A: I love getting referrals.
• 23:13
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 23:13
  Speaker A: You refer me to Animal Kingdom. So good.
• 23:16
  Speaker B: Yeah. So we'll post, like, a thing. We'll post, like, what are we watching? What are. What are we watching?
• 23:20
  Speaker A: There's so many things, like, I just. There's so many TV shows out there and there's so many platforms to watch it on or networks to watch it on.
• 23:28
  Speaker B: I get it.
• 23:29
  Speaker A: And, like, I don't know where to go.
• 23:30
  Speaker B: Like, do I.
• 23:31
  Speaker A: Do I need to get Disney again? Because I'm confused.
• 23:33
  Speaker B: Yes, Hulu and Disney are actually a thing you have to get again. But I also have everyone's Login for everything. I think I only pay for Netflix. No.
• 23:40
  Speaker A: Like, I don't know what I'm even watching.
• 23:42
  Speaker B: There's so many outlets. Like, why can't it just be one thing on demand?
• 23:45
  Speaker A: I don't even. I can't keep up. I don't know what's on what anymore.
• 23:48
  Speaker B: It's crazy. It really is crazy.
• 23:50
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 23:50
  Speaker B: Amazon Prime. The best is when Joe gets so mad when the Yankees are on. I think it's Amazon. It used to be, like, so he couldn't even watch the Yankees on regular streaming on Amazon. I think it was Amazon.
• 24:03
  Speaker A: I don't understand why just put it on tv.
• 24:06
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 24:07
  Speaker A: That's why I love watching Dancing with the Stars. Because it feels like home.
• 24:09
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 24:10
  Speaker A: Turn on the TV and you watch.
• 24:11
  Speaker B: ABC and that's it.
• 24:13
  Speaker A: And that's it.
• 24:13
  Speaker B: You want. You have to watch it at that.
• 24:14
  Speaker A: Time and that's it. And I.
• 24:15
  Speaker B: And you don't like to like record that and rewatch it because then everyone's already talking about it online. Who got voted off.
• 24:21
  Speaker A: I mean, all the dances already posted.
• 24:23
  Speaker B: Right. So you have to watch it live on. That's what I like about a live show, I think. Yeah.
• 24:28
  Speaker A: Because we're all watching at the same time. I mean, like, I have a group chat with my sister in law, my best friend, and we talk.
• 24:33
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 24:33
  Speaker A: Throughout the whole episode.
• 24:34
  Speaker B: I think that's what we're missing more of.
• 24:37
  Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. I might like, maybe like for Lent this year. I'll give up like scrolling, like networks. I know Netflix.
• 24:45
  Speaker B: I want to give up real TV scrolling.
• 24:47
  Speaker A: I mean, there's still on tv. Like, I still throw on Criminal Minds once in a while.
• 24:52
  Speaker B: Yeah. I can't.
• 24:53
  Speaker A: Like Special Victims Unit.
• 24:54
  Speaker B: How about that show we watched, Taking that Plain Sight.
• 24:58
  Speaker A: Was that a show or a movie?
• 24:59
  Speaker B: Oh, it was a movie.
• 25:00
  Speaker A: Oh, why would I do that?
• 25:02
  Speaker B: I used to love, like, Binging.
• 25:03
  Speaker A: My mom watches Element.
• 25:04
  Speaker B: Lifetime. Yeah. Element.
• 25:05
  Speaker A: Oh, my mom watches Element. I'm a mom. You watch this one a hundred times. She's like, I like it.
• 25:09
  Speaker B: I used to love it.
• 25:10
  Speaker A: I think that's like her anxiety show.
• 25:11
  Speaker B: I used to love watching, saying when I stayed home from school, I would watch like maury or like Dr. Phil. Yeah. No, you are not the father.
• 25:24
  Speaker A: You are not. And I was like, I thought it was so real and it's like so fake. So fake.
• 25:30
  Speaker B: But the new shows, like Summer I Turned Pretty. Oh, we said that.
• 25:33
  Speaker A: I just finished last night. I loved it. But it was a book, so I.
• 25:37
  Speaker B: Am like, I have a.
• 25:38
  Speaker A: Do you live through tv. Like, do you. Like, I can. I can put myself, like, in their shoes or act as if, like, I'm going. I can't explain it.
• 25:50
  Speaker B: I. I watch a lot of garbage. Like, I actually do.
• 25:53
  Speaker A: You're like, a Bravo girl.
• 25:54
  Speaker B: I'm a Bravo girl.
• 25:55
  Speaker A: I'm like, not.
• 25:56
  Speaker B: I love Bravo.
• 25:57
  Speaker A: I love Fantasy.
• 25:58
  Speaker B: I love every housewife show. I love every Vanderpump, all that. I love Temptation Island. Like, I love, like, the.
• 26:04
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 26:04
  Speaker B: Disgusting garbage. Reality garbage. I love it.
• 26:08
  Speaker A: And you look like garbage.
• 26:09
  Speaker B: I love it.
• 26:09
  Speaker A: And you're wearing garbage.
• 26:10
  Speaker B: So rude.
• 26:13
  Speaker A: Wait, so I feel like you're. You get me into garbage. Because it's. It actually is so fun to watch.
• 26:19
  Speaker B: It's entertaining.
• 26:20
  Speaker A: But I used to watch garbage also.
• 26:22
  Speaker B: I just feel like it's just, like, noise that, like, I. I could just, like, tune out of, like, my crazy life and just watch garbage.
• 26:29
  Speaker A: Yeah, it is, like, relaxing because you said it before. Like, you don't have to actually watch. You can just, like, have.
• 26:35
  Speaker B: Yeah, I could be doing other things.
• 26:36
  Speaker A: Yeah, but it's also fun to talk about with your friends.
• 26:39
  Speaker B: Yes, absolutely.
• 26:41
  Speaker A: But I like, a real, like, live through, like, a romance.
• 26:45
  Speaker B: Yeah, well, that was like. I mean, Hunting Wives was a stretch, but, like.
• 26:48
  Speaker A: I mean, Grey's Anatomy, like, Scandal.
• 26:51
  Speaker B: Those are, like, very drama.
• 26:53
  Speaker A: Yeah. Love it.
• 26:54
  Speaker B: You love the drama. You are the drama.
• 26:56
  Speaker A: I am. I am the drama.
• 26:57
  Speaker B: Bring the drama.
• 26:59
  Speaker A: So I can't.
• 27:06
  Speaker B: What else. What else you got for me?
• 27:10
  Speaker A: Like, what is this show? I mean, you said sex life. You up. But, like, what other shows like, you up, like, where you had to be like, I can't watch this anymore. Because there's been shows where. That has happened.
• 27:18
  Speaker B: Oh, the one I just recently watched. Oh, Wayward.
• 27:22
  Speaker A: I don't even. What is that? Don't mean don't watch it. What does that even mean?
• 27:27
  Speaker B: Scariest show I've ever seen. It's about a psych ward that you send your, like, disturbed teenagers to, and they. It's just about, like, abuse. It's just terrible. It's so terrible. And they.
• 27:37
  Speaker A: What they do in there?
• 27:38
  Speaker B: What they do in there? How? They. They drug them. No, it's terrible. They take all of their things. They don't let them write in their diary. They just don't let them do anything. They. It's just a terrible, terrible thing. And I really. I mean, I think that there are places like that that are real and.
• 27:53
  Speaker A: Oh, good thing your kids aren't going to.
• 27:55
  Speaker B: I mean, I would never send it. My kid anywhere, but like, it was a really.
• 28:00
  Speaker A: Why would you watch that?
• 28:01
  Speaker B: I don't know.
• 28:01
  Speaker A: You're all about garbage. Why would you watch psych shows?
• 28:04
  Speaker B: That was a true psych horror. I don't know why.
• 28:08
  Speaker A: What else did you watch?
• 28:09
  Speaker B: Scary shows.
• 28:10
  Speaker A: We're all out on this thing.
• 28:13
  Speaker B: This episode is not airing.
• 28:15
  Speaker A: No, it's definitely not airing.
• 28:19
  Speaker B: But. Oh. So last night I was watching Dancing with the Stars and Joey in Vienna. My 3 year old and 5 year old kept getting out of their bed and I was like, so mad because I was. I was like missing the. I had to put them back in bed and I was like, I'm missing. I'm missing my show. So I was like, just come in bed with me. Watch me. Watch with me. So they laid with me and they watched the dances and they were. It was Halloween themed, so they were like loving it. They're like, oh, yeah, Mommy, that's a little scary. Why is she like convulsing like that?
• 28:46
  Speaker A: I know. No, literally though.
• 28:49
  Speaker B: But they loved it. So like, that was. That's fun. That you can also. It's fun. Joe and I just started watching with the kids like America's Got Talent. Like family shows like that that they could also enjoy American Ninja Warrior. My kids like America's Funniest Home Videos.
• 29:04
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah, that's on fire.
• 29:04
  Speaker B: So those are like family shows that, like, we can all watch together. They're like Joe and I can actually enjoy with them. It's not like one cartoon dancing with us. Also, we like game shows, like, so fun. Family Feud. Like, we play along with it. There's this new show called the Wall. It's like you drop this giant, like ping pong ball onto a wall and you can win like millions of dollars and, like, you have to watch where the ball goes. It's.
• 29:29
  Speaker A: You know what show I love? Deal or no Deal.
• 29:32
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
• 29:32
  Speaker A: It's always on in the nail salon.
• 29:34
  Speaker B: Crazy people. I just watch it constantly in my nail salon. The Food Network is always on. It makes me so hungry.
• 29:40
  Speaker A: I know. I hate that. No, they always have good game shows on. I love it.
• 29:45
  Speaker B: Yeah. So that brings me back to family family movie night. Yeah.
• 29:50
  Speaker A: Like, I feel like people watch TV.
• 29:51
  Speaker B: To like decompress or not. No.
• 29:55
  Speaker A: Like, realize their life sucks.
• 29:57
  Speaker B: Maybe. I don't know. I'd rather be in the screen.
• 30:01
  Speaker A: Yeah. In the screen than where I'm at now.
• 30:03
  Speaker B: I don't know.
• 30:04
  Speaker A: I just feel like I enjoy watching it. Who cares? Screen time. Oh, screen time. I don't care. It doesn't bother me.
• 30:12
  Speaker B: Like, I think to a point, or as your kids get older, it will. Because, like, my kids have resorted to taking their iPads, setting it up on the toilet and washing it in the bath.
• 30:24
  Speaker A: Okay, that's crazy.
• 30:25
  Speaker B: Like, that's crazy.
• 30:26
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 30:27
  Speaker B: Like, they did that the other day without, like, us knowing. And, like, I mean, I, like, watched it, but, like, why the fuck do you need to watch your iPad when you're taking a bath? Joey, like, pulled his iPad and put it on the thing, and we stopped it right away. Like, isn't that crazy? But that's what kids do. So, like, that's.
• 30:43
  Speaker A: Yeah, I guess when it gets to.
• 30:44
  Speaker B: That also, like, it's hard, but, like, meal time. Like, we're really trying to not have screen. I know I'm at the table, but I don't do that.
• 30:52
  Speaker A: I do the TV on. My TV's always on.
• 30:54
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah, our TVs are always on.
• 30:56
  Speaker A: So I just feel like that's where I'm at.
• 30:58
  Speaker B: But I know parents, as your kids get older, it is hard.
• 31:00
  Speaker A: Like, they mimic, and they do, and.
• 31:02
  Speaker B: They watch things, and, like, the. That is on YouTube is just weird.
• 31:06
  Speaker A: Yeah. But growing up with my dad never. And my mom never let me, like, watch, like, if they had, like, adult shows on, like, I had to be upstairs.
• 31:14
  Speaker B: Oh.
• 31:14
  Speaker A: Like, if I can't. If I came out of my bed.
• 31:18
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 31:18
  Speaker A: While they're downstairs.
• 31:19
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker A: Like, they would either tell me to go back upstairs or they would change the tv. Like, I was never watching adult shows when I was a kid.
• 31:25
  Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, if I was.
• 31:26
  Speaker A: You know what I mean?
• 31:27
  Speaker B: Wives and my kids ran in the room, I would. I was like. I was watching porn. Yeah. Right. So scared.
• 31:32
  Speaker A: Right. Literally.
• 31:33
  Speaker B: Yeah. So.
• 31:35
  Speaker A: All right, well.
• 31:37
  Speaker B: Well, you know, people are. Bye. Is it hot in here? I'm so hot, I'm sweating. It might be my alley.
• 31:43
  Speaker A: I feel like you have something to tell me.
• 31:45
  Speaker B: I have nothing to tell you. You know what's sad? I put Rockwell on the changing table to change his diaper, and he's almost too long for the changing table. Nobody talks about your laptop being too long. I mean, I rarely put him on the changing table because, like, I just change them wherever. But, like, we got a new rug, so I didn't want to put them on the floor. And I was trying not to mess up our couch more than it already is, and I put him on the changing table, and it was almost too long. Isn't that sad? Grow up.
• 32:11
  Speaker A: Gio's been too long for his changing table.
• 32:14
  Speaker B: He's not too long.
• 32:15
  Speaker A: The one down here.
• 32:16
  Speaker B: I put Gio on my changing table and he's short and perfect for him.
• 32:19
  Speaker A: Aw, you love him.
• 32:21
  Speaker B: Yeah, I babysat him. He slept over my house Friday night for hours. My fourth kid.
• 32:25
  Speaker A: He loves being at your house.
• 32:26
  Speaker B: I mean, it's a circus.
• 32:28
  Speaker A: It's so good to have someone like you. They just feel comfortable to do that.
• 32:31
  Speaker B: Oh, thanks.
• 32:33
  Speaker A: Really, though. And he slept like all night.
• 32:35
  Speaker B: He slept. My kids were up at no. Oh, this is what we need to talk about. So her baby slept over. He slept in the pack and play downstairs in my guest room. My husband slept on the couch, so he wasn't alone downstairs. I slept upstairs with all three of my babies. My. My kids wake up at between 4:45am.
• 32:53
  Speaker A: I can't even think.
• 32:54
  Speaker B: And 5:30am okay, so they're all up downstairs.
• 32:58
  Speaker A: Mind you, the room's right there.
• 32:59
  Speaker B: The room is right. I might have a small house. The room is right there. They are like, excited that Gio's there. They're like, can we. Can we wake him?
• 33:06
  Speaker A: Like, no, you cannot wake him.
• 33:07
  Speaker B: They're like, okay, so my. My one. My five year old. My five year old's literally on his hoverboard. Just roll. Running around the kitchen island began as playing God knows what rock was running around screaming. And Gio does not wake up until 8:15.
• 33:24
  Speaker A: That's insane. We had a whole day before literally breakfast.
• 33:29
  Speaker B: My kids had breakfast and lunch before Gio woke up. Literally. That's crazy.
• 33:33
  Speaker A: Crazy.
• 33:33
  Speaker B: I texted. I was like, he's still sleeping. Is he dead?
• 33:37
  Speaker A: Check on him, please. Like, he woke up as soon as Michael walked in at 8:15.
• 33:41
  Speaker B: But not only was he sleeping, he was sleeping through the chaos of what was going on.
• 33:47
  Speaker A: That's so crazy.
• 33:49
  Speaker B: I mean, I'm talking. They weren't trying to be quiet. Like, they were not quiet.
• 33:52
  Speaker A: I kind of love that.
• 33:53
  Speaker B: But you say that he wakes up and you're scared if we sneeze.
• 33:56
  Speaker A: I know. So I don't know.
• 33:59
  Speaker B: I mean, it must be like. I think it's just like when they're at their own house.
• 34:02
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 34:03
  Speaker B: Or in a different way.
• 34:04
  Speaker A: He knows his own noises. I don't know.
• 34:05
  Speaker B: Yeah. But I mean, I did blast the sound machine.
• 34:08
  Speaker A: Oh, probably that. It's probably loud.
• 34:10
  Speaker B: So I did have a loud sound machine, but like, you could still hear.
• 34:12
  Speaker A: But I love that.
• 34:13
  Speaker B: It was great having him.
• 34:14
  Speaker A: And he had so much fun. He came home like the happiest kid on planet Earth. Like, he just left Disneyland.
• 34:19
  Speaker B: I go, all right, we did do a lot. Yeah, I took him on a walk in the wagon.
• 34:22
  Speaker A: I know. I saw a picture.
• 34:23
  Speaker B: So cute. We went to see the great Halloween houses decorated, and they loved it. They were having snacks. They had so much fun. We got pizza. I got the Scream truck.
• 34:32
  Speaker A: So cute. Did he eat ice cream? You didn't send me pictures.
• 34:34
  Speaker B: No, he. He was already in his sleep sack, like, done. So I was like, no, we already did baths. No, I only. Joey.
• 34:40
  Speaker A: Did they all go in the bath together?
• 34:41
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 34:42
  Speaker A: Did they love it?
• 34:42
  Speaker B: Yeah, they were so cute. I actually could fit all four of them in the bath, so absolutely need to have one more kid.
• 34:49
  Speaker A: And let's get going. Anyway, TV shows. So you should watch tv. And stop saying you don't want to watch TV because you don't have time. Just put on a show. It makes you feel good.
• 34:58
  Speaker B: Yeah, put on a show.
• 35:01
  Speaker A: Should we redo this whole episode?
• 35:02
  Speaker B: We could.
• 35:04
  Speaker A: No, I'm kidding. Is that all you have to say? What else?
• 35:11
  Speaker B: No, but next time we're talking about milestones.
• 35:13
  Speaker A: What do you mean?
• 35:14
  Speaker B: Milestones? With our kids. Okay. Because I have a lot to say, and I was thinking that there is. This is a milestone, like a timestamp in our lives. Like, so I have nothing written down of Rocco, but, like, if I'm talking about it right now, if I talk about Rocco right now, in 20 years, he can turn on YouTube and he can see the milestone that I'm talking about him. You know what I'm saying?
• 35:34
  Speaker A: No.
• 35:35
  Speaker B: This is well recorded, right?
• 35:37
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 35:37
  Speaker B: So I've never recorded anything of Rocco written down.
• 35:40
  Speaker A: Oh, you're just talking about it.
• 35:41
  Speaker B: So I'm talking about it. If in 20 years, I would be like, what was Rocco doing at 2? Because I didn't turn on your podcast. Look at podcast episode 25. And I talked all about you, baby.
• 35:51
  Speaker A: Aw.
• 35:51
  Speaker B: So I needed. I needed to write down a milestone.
• 35:54
  Speaker A: Cute. Well, third kid.
• 35:55
  Speaker B: Yeah. Poor, poor guy. His. His day got crashed. I had a Rocco mommy day planned. The whole day got crashed because my kids school.
• 36:06
  Speaker A: You're like, I can't believe that was the thing.
• 36:08
  Speaker B: Yeah. Thank God. Thank God. It's back. They're back from school, but they were out for two days, and I wanted to die. Die.
• 36:14
  Speaker A: I know. I couldn't even talk to you on the phone. You're, like, freaking out.
• 36:18
  Speaker B: Honestly, I did enjoy. I was like, we went to a play place. There was no. Because everyone was in school. Not one.
• 36:24
  Speaker A: Talk about your pee incident really quick.
• 36:26
  Speaker B: Oh, my pee incident. I have to write down all these stories I know.
• 36:29
  Speaker A: Like, ah.
• 36:30
  Speaker B: So I'm at. I'm at a. I'll end. We'll end with this.
• 36:33
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 36:34
  Speaker B: I took three of them by myself to a play place and Vienna had to go to the bathroom. So I obviously have to take all three of them to the bathroom. We're in one stall. We were in the bigger handicap stall. So we outfit.
• 36:48
  Speaker A: Can you place everybody? Where's everybody? Vy's on the toilet.
• 36:50
  Speaker B: V's on the toilet. But I'm holding her up because.
• 36:52
  Speaker A: How are you holding her up?
• 36:53
  Speaker B: I do skeeve toilet. Like, literally holding her up. Like you were like, like this. Yeah.
• 36:58
  Speaker A: No, you weren't.
• 36:59
  Speaker B: Yes, I was.
• 36:59
  Speaker A: How do you hold up? How do you find. How do you find the strength?
• 37:01
  Speaker B: It's really hard. Like, it's actually really hard. And then I do put, like, if they don't have the things, I put like, like a couple toilets, like, right on the. So like the really gross part of the toilet in case I can't hold her up all the way. So I'm holding her up. I wish this was recorded. Joey's right behind me and Rocco's just like, there, probably playing with that gross, like, thing. And I'm holding her and she. She usually says, mommy, I'm done, when she's actually done peeing. But I was. It was hard holding her up. So I stopped and I unheld her up and she just was continuing peeing. So she peed all over me, all over her pants, all over herself. I'm like, no, I will freak out. So I'm covered in pee, she's drenched, and I have no diaper bag, nothing in sight because I just ran to this bathroom with the three of them. So I'm like, okay, what am I gonna do? Like, I. I need the. I. The diaper bag was like, out in the cubby, like right outside the bathroom. So I was like, joe, this is a mission. Your five year old, you need to go get mommy the diaper bag. Because I need to see if I have a change of clothes for V. So he's like, okay. So he runs out, he's quick. And I'm like, at the door, like, watching him, and he runs. He gets it. Vienna's standing there naked, dripping in pee, and Rocco's just, like, running around the bathroom. Thank God no one was in there. Literally no one was in this play place. And Joey dragging the diaper bag comes back, gets it. I change V. I throw out her underwear in the garbage. Is done. Don't want to deal with Them and we go on our merry way. But, like, it was so hard. And I was like, like, what?
• 38:32
  Speaker A: There's no right way to do that.
• 38:33
  Speaker B: I mean, I don't know. I. That's how I did it.
• 38:35
  Speaker A: I mean, I'm still stuck on the fact that you held her above a toilet.
• 38:38
  Speaker B: I always do that, though. It's hard.
• 38:40
  Speaker A: It's hard. I'm bringing a potty with me everywhere right now.
• 38:43
  Speaker B: You should.
• 38:44
  Speaker A: All right, so I have nothing else to say. TV shows. This was a boring episode, but I hope you give us some insight. Like, tell us, like, your stories where you, like, how to talk with your husband. I mean, did you ever talk with your husband after sex life? And you were like, no. Do you ever talk with anybody after sex life?
• 39:00
  Speaker B: He didn't know. He never watched. I would. I'd love for him to watch it and tell and tell me if he has any feelings.
• 39:06
  Speaker A: I just, like, made a comment to my husband. He's like, yeah, I remember watching sex life. Like, are you mad?
• 39:09
  Speaker B: I feel like they don't, like, think about. Like, Joey does think about things he doesn't think about.
• 39:15
  Speaker A: He doesn't. No, I know, but didn't. It did. No, I remember. I just remember watching with my husband and being like, see what I mean? He's like, what do you mean? I'm not both. I'm like, either white picket fence or you can't have both.
• 39:26
  Speaker B: You can't have both. And you can't be the husband and then be the.
• 39:29
  Speaker A: Did you say to your friends, like, I need both? What do I do? At the time?
• 39:32
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. Yeah, I had a. I remember calling Manny. I'm like, this is not the life for me. I need the other guy.
• 39:39
  Speaker A: I just pictured this the other guy. I just picture you doing that.
• 39:42
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I was full blown. Manny was.
• 39:45
  Speaker A: You have two kids. This is your life. You have to deal with it.
• 39:49
  Speaker B: No, she probably was like, okay, get out now.
• 39:52
  Speaker A: Leave now. Oh, good times. All right, well.
• 39:58
  Speaker B: See you next week. Stay safe out there. It's Halloween. It was already Halloween.
• 40:03
  Speaker A: Yeah. Hope everyone had a good Halloween.
• 40:05
  Speaker B: Yeah, Hope everyone was safe.
• 40:06
  Speaker A: Peace out.