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Concrete - Ep 595 · What's Up Fool? Podcast

• 0:12
  Speaker 1: Go!
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: Go!
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: Go!
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, it's been a lot of buzz about your
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: shorts lately. About my shorts? Yeah, like a lot of buzz.
• 0:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, these are fucking, the khaki fucking, I just need
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: the white van, dog, right here with these.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: Would you wear shorts on stage to perform? Like do
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: stand-up comedy?
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: Nah, I don't think so.
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: Have you?
• 0:51
  Speaker 3: Gucci shorts? I've worn nothing before.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: I've been 400 pounds, so you know I have.
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: I've worn something.
• 0:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've worn a fucking robe and underwear, so yeah,
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: I guess if I had to.
• 1:03
  Speaker 4: But you wore the robe and underwear as a shtick, right?
• 1:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're doing characters on stage, yeah.
• 1:10
  Speaker 4: But not because it was.
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: Just to wear them? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: It depends.
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: If I'm doing a show on San Pedro Island off
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: the coast of McAllen, or what is it called?
• 1:18
  Speaker 4: South Padre.
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: South Padre, yeah, that shit. Yeah.
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not Belize, fool, my bad. That's Belize or some shit.
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: No, that makes sense. I think, didn't you wear shorts
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: on the cruise ship?
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: That's a cruise ship, though, dog.
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But not on stage.
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, sick ass little tanguita, huh, fool?
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: I don't remember if I ever wore shorts. I don't
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: think I ever wore shorts.
• 1:40
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:41
  Speaker 3: But you wore shorts for the podcast. Not purposely, dog.
• 1:44
  Speaker 3: You know, if I had to, because something happened.
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: It's the fat guy move, man. Our legs get hot.
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? That's like a character move.
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: I worked with a comic, and he wore shorts on stage,
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: and I couldn't help myself but comment his little denim
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: shorts every time I went up. I was really sad
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: at the end of the show. Give it up for Jesse, man.
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: I think he's looking for a man tonight. I mean,
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: if he's not trying to attract an older man with
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: them shorts, I don't know what's going on. Not George, though. George?
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: George is even crazier. His shorts were not... I can't
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: compare his shorts to your shorts because your shorts were
• 2:22
  Speaker 2: not on stage.
• 2:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, but mine are up right now because I'm
• 2:26
  Speaker 3: sitting down, dog.
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: You look like a Boy Scout master that's going to
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: get fired today. Oh, that's normal shorts. They just ride up. Yeah,
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't wear those on stage. Those are normal. I
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: couldn't compare concrete shorts tonight to what that guy was wearing.
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: They're like cut-off jeans because that's crazy. Like trailer trash shit.
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: Bro, they were.
• 2:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, jorts.
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: Jorts are crazy, bro. He was like a guy with
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: denim shorts showing up to buy weed from you with
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: a homie you've never seen. Okay.
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: Like South Pole shorts? You guys remember South Pole? That
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: fucking brand?
• 3:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking South Pole.
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: Tighter, though. Yeah, that was.
• 3:06
  Speaker 3: South Pole was during the fucking Echo Unlimited time.
• 3:09
  Speaker 5: Every fat Mexican fool had an Echo Unlimited shirt he
• 3:12
  Speaker 5: bought from us.
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: His shorts looked like he was about to... Same background
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: with Salt-N-Pepa.
• 3:16
  Speaker 3: You were echoed because Sean John was too expensive.
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: All out of season. Carl Kanai was out of control.
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: I remember guys wearing rubber bands. FUBU made it alright
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: to be fatty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 4X, we got you.
• 3:31
  Speaker 4: Guys wearing sweats. A whole sweat fucking outfit.
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: They started with a sweat culture, huh? What, FUBU?
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: I thought that was Adidas.
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: The sweatsuits? The whole sweat. Like wearing sweat and... For
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: like regular clothing.
• 3:45
  Speaker 3: Sweats and Tims. Sweats and Tims.
• 3:49
  Speaker 4: And I think that's why a lot of kids got
• 3:50
  Speaker 4: pregnant myself.
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: Who could get away with that more, man? To go
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: up on stage or just walk around.
• 3:57
  Speaker 4: A black guy in sweats.
• 3:58
  Speaker 2: With a full on hoodie and sweats and Timberlands.
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: That's an old black guy move.
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  Speaker 2: Is this more of an East Coast thing or a
• 4:07
  Speaker 2: black thing?
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  Speaker 3: Old black guy? Nah, I feel like old black guys
• 4:09
  Speaker 3: were wearing the fucking... East Coast. The downtown alley fucking suits, oversized.
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but this cultural.
• 4:15
  Speaker 6: Stacy Adams.
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: Atlanta, maybe LA.
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  Speaker 5: But you start going to New York where they're like, ugh.
• 4:19
  Speaker 5: Then they're wearing like the Timbs with the sweats.
• 4:21
  Speaker 3: Well, Chappelle's been known to wear like one pieces, right?
• 4:23
  Speaker 3: Like fucking literally one piece complete suit. Track suit. With
• 4:27
  Speaker 3: boots and shit. I've seen him wear that.
• 4:28
  Speaker 4: Well, that's Chappelle, you know.
• 4:29
  Speaker 3: Not the second or last special. He's like, Chappelle can
• 4:31
  Speaker 3: wear anything, huh?
• 4:32
  Speaker 4: You can wear anything.
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: Whatever, huh?
• 4:34
  Speaker 7: But I was going to say, a lot of kids
• 4:36
  Speaker 7: at my school got pregnant, and it's because they all
• 4:37
  Speaker 7: wore the sweat outfit, so it's easy to take off, bro.
• 4:41
  Speaker 4: So that's why they got pregnant easily at my school.
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: That's a crazy statement. A lot of girls got pregnant.
• 4:45
  Speaker 4: Guys and girls, you know, because they could both take
• 4:47
  Speaker 4: them off quick, and they just put.
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, you know they were hoes, huh?
• 4:50
  Speaker 3: You know they were fucking down for the good.
• 4:52
  Speaker 4: The women and the guys, bro.
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: So many people with your pants here, bro. Yeah, you knew.
• 4:58
  Speaker 3: They were down when they were wearing Jordans, jeans, and
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: a little hoodie. When they stand pigeon-toed, you knew they
• 5:03
  Speaker 3: were down.
• 5:04
  Speaker 2: Pigeon-toed. You knew they were down.
• 5:06
  Speaker 3: You knew there were little baby hood rats like that. Oh,
• 5:08
  Speaker 3: you knew ninth graders where I was, oh, my God,
• 5:10
  Speaker 3: all pregnant.
• 5:11
  Speaker 2: Perras. It's crazy, fool.
• 5:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: Wait, how many pregnant women did you know in your
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: high school?
• 5:17
  Speaker 2: Let's say the amount. Junior high and year one, her
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: name was Pita.
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: Junior high?
• 5:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, easy.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: Five. Yeah, man, she already had a baby in either
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: eighth grade or ninth grade that I remember.
• 5:29
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 5:30
  Speaker 2: Ninth grade. I didn't know the girls personally. I don't
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: know personally either. But I... They told me she had
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: a baby.
• 5:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was, like, three or four girls that were
• 5:38
  Speaker 3: pregnant in junior high and then, like, fuck, a ton
• 5:41
  Speaker 3: in high school.
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: At least fucking five. Sometimes I would see, like, some
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: dude walking around the hallway and he would tell, hey, Michael,
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: go back to your class. And they're both in the
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: same school. Yeah.
• 5:53
  Speaker 4: Fuck.
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 5:56
  Speaker 7: Because what happened in my school, once girls got pregnant
• 5:58
  Speaker 7: in high school, they disappeared. And after that, I remember
• 6:01
  Speaker 7: when I went to- What do you.
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: Mean by disabusing? Like human trafficking? Nah, fool.
• 6:04
  Speaker 3: They would put them into like that in-school continuation school.
• 6:08
  Speaker 7: So when I went to continuation high school, I saw
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  Speaker 7: all the pregnant chicks that got pregnant. All the chuls
• 6:14
  Speaker 7: got fucking suspended for starting fires.
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: They all ended up there, bro.
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: It was like the- What were you in there for?
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: It was like the Lost Island of fucking misfit homies.
• 6:21
  Speaker 3: Where I went, not too far from here, was Kennedy.
• 6:23
  Speaker 3: It was called Jay and Adam's. Jane Addams Continuation School.
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  Speaker 3: And that's where all the pregnant.
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: The pregnant?
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  Speaker 3: That's where all the pregnant and the absent baby daddies
• 6:36
  Speaker 3: went to. Because as soon as the girls got pregnant,
• 6:38
  Speaker 3: it was the switch schools.
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  Speaker 2: They were gone. And they just disappeared. They had dreams.
• 6:42
  Speaker 3: And then food. I remember them bringing their kids food
• 6:45
  Speaker 3: to the continuation school for when the baby's right there.
• 6:47
  Speaker 3: So I was with her in the homeroom.
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: She's teaching?
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: You remember in home ec when you had to take
• 6:53
  Speaker 4: care of a fake baby? Girls had real babies. They're like,
• 6:55
  Speaker 4: can I just use my real baby?
• 6:56
  Speaker 3: I didn't get that far in high school. I only
• 6:58
  Speaker 3: did the fucking, it was like the life skill fucking class.
• 7:03
  Speaker 3: It wasn't home ec.
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: It was like a life skill. Like, what do you
• 7:06
  Speaker 2: want to do in 20 years?
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I don't fucking know.
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: That sounds like a filler class. It was.
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  Speaker 3: It was an elective, fool.
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: It was an elective. Starting a class, they take you there,
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: and they're like, no other class wants you. They got
• 7:18
  Speaker 2: to make up a class.
• 7:19
  Speaker 6: That's probably what it was, fool.
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: Then you get an A for giving them your belt
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  Speaker 2: on the way in. Yeah.
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: Just kicking it. They're kicking it. Kicking it 101.
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: Who took what?
• 7:30
  Speaker 4: Did you take a home ec?
• 7:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 7:35
  Speaker 4: But you had kids in high school.
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: I was in junior high, and I had a cooking class. Oh, shit.
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Miss Ishitani, if you're out there.
• 7:43
  Speaker 4: Ooh, she sounds hot.
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: And we learned everything, bro. But I was a bad kid, dude.
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: I would, like, put a bunch of eggs under her
• 7:48
  Speaker 2: desk so she could break them. I didn't really get
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: to cook. I had to just rewrite the whole safety
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: book while everybody was cooking. Oh, shit.
• 7:57
  Speaker 3: That was your elective cooking?
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: Well, it was, like, home ec. Junior high. Oh, junior high. Yeah,
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: I only had one elective, I think, in junior. It
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: was eighth grade. It was fucking wood class or something. Also,
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: I had music without the seventh grade. And we just
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: learned about the history of music. Like Mozart or Beethoven.
• 8:18
  Speaker 4: No instruments.
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: We learned whatever instrument it was. There was a section
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: of the semester where we learned all the wood instruments,
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: the oboe, clarinet. Then we moved to the brass, fucking
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: French horn. Trumpet.
• 8:32
  Speaker 3: The Wanda shit?
• 8:33
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 8:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, the Wanda and shit.
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: We moved to the percussion. That was a big old
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: Wanda drum, bro. So I learned that. Oh, I have
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: metal shop, dog.
• 8:47
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: I was one of the last generation when they had
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: those glasses where you could lose a finger.
• 8:52
  Speaker 6: Fuck.
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: When they were training kids to have fucking professional jobs, bro.
• 8:56
  Speaker 4: You're building the T1 houses, bro.
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: Like, bro. I said it here before, but I was like,
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: I was welding shit in seventh grade, dog. Welding.
• 9:04
  Speaker 3: We had a fucking CNC machine.
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: I swear to God. It was a class. We had
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: a fucking oven that melted metal, bro. We could make
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: swords for fucking Game of Thrones in this place. We
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: were making knives, dog. We were making nunchucks made out
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: of metal. We were making sharp objects, bro.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: You guys are just making swords get pregnant?
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: This is good high school, man. This is gladiator school, homie.
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: This is the Spartans. Where'd you go to high school?
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: Hollenbeck Junior High School, bro. Hollenbeck Junior High. That's where S.A.
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: Daz is a counselor, my homie.
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: S.A.
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: Daz from the group Spanish Fly. I was a counselor there, dog,
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: at Hollenbeck Middle School.
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: Is that East L.A. Boyle Heights? Boyle Heights. Boyle Heights, huh?
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: The Dodger Stadium elevator operator. When I was working at
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: Dodger Stadium, he was the guy that just pressed the buttons. Buffalo.
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: That fool was a security guard that was saying bye
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: to you at the end of the class, junior high school.
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: So he's right there fucking waving right there, right? Right?
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: And I remember when I saw his elevator, damn, bro.
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: How you doing, you fat ass? I was already on
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: the dollar to fuck him, right? I'm not a kid.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: How do you do it, bro? You got two of
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: the most kickback jobs in the country. You fucking lay
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: around and wave at kids at 3 p.m. at Hollenberg
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: Junior High School. Then you come here and you sit
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: like a fucking bus driver just pressing buttons. You made it, dog. Yeah,
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: I'm good enough right here. I'm selling souvenirs. I'm talking
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: shit about, I gotta ask two jobs, bro. I gotta
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: go fucking make Yoshinoya right now.
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: I just had that today.
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: When you went to school, did they make you wear uniforms? Nah,
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: hell nah. Nah, bro, people thought I wore a uniform
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: because my mom and me wear the same clothes every day.
• 11:05
  Speaker 6: That's all sad. Ah, shit.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I had to improvise sometimes. I would take
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: my sweater off, tie it up and shit, my little yuppie, Fuck.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: Then one day I'll just have her like this, walking.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: You had to be a.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: Fucking fashion designer to work with the same five pieces
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: of clothing.
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: Same five pieces of clothes.
• 11:25
  Speaker 4: Like Marge Simpson in that one dress episode. Because I remember,
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys remember, I remember when
• 11:30
  Speaker 4: it switched from wearing regular clothes to uniforms.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: Because of the whole gang.
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: Because of the gang shit. There was a point in time, early.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: 2000s, late 90s, early 2000s. It was late 90s for me, yeah.
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: Late 90s, early 2000s.
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: I think my junior high school would have really... Should
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: have started with a benefited with a uniform when I
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: was a kid because there wasn't really like gang like
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: colors yet. But people started noticing like the motherfucker where
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: he don't got Nike. He got the fake ass Nike
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: and shit. People, people, I had that. People wipe, it's true,
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: they sort of wipe it off.
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: I had a Diaz and I got that shit at
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: the Santi Ali.
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: What's a Diaz? It was an extra A.
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: There was no D. There was no two Ds. It
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: was just adios.
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: Adios. It was the adios.
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: And it was, instead of the three stripes, there was
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: like four stripes.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: It was the monster look.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: It was the monster claw.
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: And then I did have a bufu for sure.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: I had a bufu.
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: No, it was a P-U-B-U.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: P-U-B-U. P-U-B-U.
• 12:32
  Speaker 4: P-U-B-U.
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I remember my uncle got that shit for Christmas,
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: my Tio Marcos, and I remember I got that shit
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: and I didn't notice it, so I wore that bitch
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: proud at school.
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, let's go.
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: And people were like, hey, what the fuck is boo-boo?
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: And I was like, what?
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: Hey, what the fuck? Boo-boo in the Philippines, bitch.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: Shut up.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: Boo-boo, homie. Fucking poo-boo, dog. I wore L.A. gears, man.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: Loud and proud. All fucking lying hard. That was hard, though.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: That was hard, though, wasn't it?
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: But it was still the same amount as the extra Adidas.
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: That's where poverty on your.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: Like, loud and proud. No, man, the second one was
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: a K-Swiss with the extra lines. Yeah.
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: With the five lines?
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: They're doing their homework, and they're, like, counting them far away. Nah,
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: K-Swiss was fire, though. Yeah, you had to, like, tell
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: people to stop counting your lines.
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: The K-Swiss cheese, homie.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man. K-Swiss.
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: I had K-Swiss, but I remember I got some fake Jordans.
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: I got some fake Jordans, and I had an Alls
• 13:25
  Speaker 4: Young board.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: They were some Jordan Downs.
• 13:26
  Speaker 7: And I had a homie who knew, who always had Jordans.
• 13:29
  Speaker 7: He just kept looking at my shoes the whole time, bro.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: This fucking hater. And I could just, I was turning
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: red the whole time, bro.
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: I was sweating because I knew he knew that I
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: knew that everybody, you know.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: Fuck, I hate that he's staring at your shoes for
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: so long.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: Alameda swapped me, bro.
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man. On Alameda, bro.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: You guys ever buy used shoes?
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 13:48
  Speaker 4: I still buy them because I skateboard. So I'll go
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: to Savers and I'll buy like brand new skate shoes
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: because skate shoes, they rip, you know.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah.
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we would go to Kmart. We lived in San Fernando.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: There was a Kmart. And then my dad would, like,
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: make me try on shoes, and he'd be like, run.
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: He'd be like, no, keep going. And then I would
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: run out the store, and then he would just follow me.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: He's like, tú siglando, siglando.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, we didn't get new shoes. Yeah, we kind
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: of fucking stole them a little bit.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: My dad was a washing machine guy.
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: It was very rude.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: You wash his shoes, dog?
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: Dog, he would throw the shoes inside the washing machine
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: with the laundry.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't wash them, but I would just clean them,
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: and I'd grab that fucking, that little bottle with the
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: sponge at the end, and I'd hit my Adidas, my
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: shell toes like that.
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: You just saved yourself 500 dollars.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Extra white, dog.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: Extra cocaine white. They're whiter than the original shoes.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: My brother, he used to always steal white polish, and
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: he'll make his Nikes, Cortez, look nice, the white ones. Mm-hmm.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: And one time he fucked some fool up. He was
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: telling everybody in the house, I fucked that fool up, man.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: People think he got hit with a paintbrush. That is
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: funny as fuck. He tried to rat me out. They said,
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: who hit you? He got hit with a paintbrush? Did
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: you ever use RID, fool? My brother Angel, bro. Did
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: you ever use RID? Huh? You don't remember RID?
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: It was, like, fucking, you would have jeans, and they
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: would fade out, and then you would put them in
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: water and put.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: The, was it red?
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: It's a jean dye.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: It's a jean dye. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, I use that shit religiously, especially on black jeans, perro.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Black jeans, and then they had indigo blue, which is fucking, yeah.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: For the 501skis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because my cholo cousin,
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: he used to fucking cook his fucking jeans in the
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: fucking pot.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Was it red?
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: It was red, right?
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Something like that. It was like a three-letter fucking brand.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: I think that was, perro, como era indigo blue, and
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: he'd be putting his fucking jeans. I thought red was
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: lice medicine, dog. Oh, that right there. RIT. RIT. Sorry. Yeah.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: But yeah, RIT is probably that one. I use that one, too.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, lice medicine in that shit?
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I use lice medicine, too. That lice in your fucking asshole. Yeah, see, RIT, fool. RIT.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I used to get that shit at my yarta, fool.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: You used to buy that at a liquor store. Yeah.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: And I used to get that.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Next to a hat.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: And then my 501s from Santi Ali, because they weren't
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: real 501s.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: It was just the- Does that really work, though, if
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: you get, like, some old jeans and put that on?
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, it worked, dog.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: But it wouldn't last. So what happens is that you
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: would wear that shit, you would sweat, and then you
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: would take them off, and you'd have black all over
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: your legs.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Fucking Blue Man Crew over here. What the fuck? Yeah,
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: it would happen. It would bleed. Like when an old
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: fool dyes his.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Hair and shit?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: It would bleed, fool. It would bleed. It just melts
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: down on his forehead? It's melting on your legs?
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: And then you would have it on your legs, and
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: if you were wearing crispy white shoes, fool, y'all, they
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: don't back up, fool. They'd be, like, dyed up, fool.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: I've seen that at the club, seeing guys grind on
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: girls and they leave their blue stains on their ass.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: But that shit did work, though, especially on black people.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: I never used it on the blue jeans.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. Yeah, no, yeah.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Rit. What was the lice medicine, fool? I used that one, too.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Matapiojos, bro.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Matapiojos?
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: So if you were like... There you go, matapiojos. I
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: was wrong. Oh, it is Rit. It is Rit. It is? Yeah.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: So if your parents were Rit and you hooked up
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: with a girl that you hooked up with Danny that
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: went to a white party... And she's all in white.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: She's grinding you?
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: And you guys just grind all night and not have sex.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: She's going to have stains.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Your dick mark's going to be on her ass.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: But she's going to have stains.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's going to have stains.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Right, Congreen? Fuck yeah. If you're crying on a perra. Yeah,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: because it would bleed, fool.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Like, they would bleed. And you didn't want to wash
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: them for two or four wears, you know what I'm saying?
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: When you were going to the club, or any of
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: you guys, because I was going to the club, that's
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: when they started, you can't come in with jeans on.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: You can't come in with tennis shoes. That was definitely late, mid-90s, mid-90s.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Was there a guy in that, like, was there a guy, like,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: as soon as they told you you can't come in
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: with that fucking whatever, was there a guy outside the
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: club trying to sell you Dockers and shit? Or a
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: dress shirt? What the fuck? Or black shoes? Yeah, you've
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: seen that?
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: I've seen a black guy selling dress shoes and jeans because.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: The ugliest guy for like $ 30, 000.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: The thing is that in the 90s, I was a rebel.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: So I was wearing like a little vest, like a
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: little Quinceanera vest. You had a nice shirt.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: You're already ready. But see, he's already inside the club,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: but we're talking to people who are outside trying to
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: get in. Oh, no, I wasn't with those losers. That
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: was us, bro. We're at the front of the line.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: That's me, Edwin. He's not talking to me. Me, Edwin, bro.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: He goes, we're in the front of the line, and
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: then this girl was fucking like half naked. Half naked
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: girl goes, He goes, can we stand next to you guys?
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: It's so cold. I'm like, oh, fuck. I'm going to
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: stand next to a fat guy right now.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: It's so cold.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: But she's like hugging me, right? Hugging me. And I
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: didn't even notice. Those bitches used us to get in
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: with us, bro. They got in free with us. Oh,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: for sure. They got us in free.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: But back in the 90s, rap, especially, all parties were like,
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: we used to throw those shit. So it's like, come
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: before 10, wear a G-string, prove it, and you get
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: in for free.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Maniacs.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Super maniacs.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: It's kind of how, like, now, like, restaurants tell you taggers,
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: and you get, like, a discount. Back then, I was like.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like, fuck you.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: That's the tag, man.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Show your thong. Yeah, show your string. That's the original tag, man. Yeah,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: show your string.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: And then, so, even I would wear it, too, just
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: to get in.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you don't even recognize it. You don't even recognize it,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: but show me your string.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, Monica!
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: She's your lead with string, bitch.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Because it was at Cocktax. The Air Monarchs? I remember those.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: What the fuck were the Air Monarchs?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Those are the Danny Trejo's for the Nikes.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: But I was there also at the club.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Danny Trejo wears Air Monarchs.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Nikes. I saw him at the parade windows. He fell down.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: The Southgate parade?
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: I threw him acid.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: You didn't have to fucking call him out like that.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: He's all old.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: You know, he does the Southgate parade with him every year, right?
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: The Christmas one?
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: You still do it? Yeah. Oh, shit.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Tweety, bro.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Tweety Boulevard.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: It's funny because he's aging and his fucking tattoo's aging, too.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: That bitch is all old now.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Which one?
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Danny Trejo's tattoo of the girl, the lady. Yeah, she
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: looks like she makes tamales now. You know what I mean?
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Know what I mean? I saw it the other day, bro.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: She has big boobs, right? Now it looks like she's
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: fucking mixing, bro.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Holy shit.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he wears the Air Monarchs, fool.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: For sure. Oh, Danny. Oh, Danny fucking. Danny's too boxed, bro.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: He gets some crispy white every time, fool.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Crispy white or he wears the filas, fool, with the
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: sharp edges at the bottom.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: See that mark right there, bro? That's when his skin
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: tries to stab the knife.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit. That's hilarious.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Is that how he looked like when he was on
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Mi Vida Loca?
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Hey, mijo. Hey, mijo. Just say hi to me, eh? Yeah,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: just say hi to me. You hungry? No, I'm okay.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: I'm okay.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: I'm okay. Hey, that fool looks good for 80 years old, bro.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: That's how old he is?
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: He's 80 years old.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Fuck, man. Cholo, don't cry, bro.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's one of the fucking sick-ass cross-country runners right there.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: He's about to bury a homie right now. That's probably
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: the newest picture right there, one of those.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Trejo's Donuts, bro.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: It was legendary, fool.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Hey, you know what?
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: I want to shout out to Trejo's Donuts because before that,
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: that place used to be a hotspot for fucking prostitutes.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, so the Arena Club was right behind it at
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: the time, fool. On Santa Monica, really?
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: And right across the street, there used to be a
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Del Taco for that. It used to be fucking jumping.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Sunday was happening, too, but it was the gay one.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: That was, yeah. Friday and Saturday was the place to be.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Saturday, Saturday.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Was it a Del Taco right across the street? It
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: was a Del Taco, right?
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Del Taco, yeah. It was a Del Taco. That shit
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: was fucking jumpy, bro. But there was a taco truck inside, too.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Inside the club.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: The parking lot?
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: What, really? Inside the club. There was a taco truck outside.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: De vera.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: So they knew, bro, there'd be a taco truck outside
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: the club. So they brought a chocolate truck inside the club. Damn!
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: At the arena?
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. As soon as you walk in, remember they would
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: do a little truck to the side right before you
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: go into the actual club?
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: I know when you walked in, there was like a
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: smoking patio, right?
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There was a smoking patio. It was huge, this place.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: The arena was huge.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: It was hip-hop one side, all hip-hop. Not too big,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: but in the fucking New Haven house area. All the
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: hard house.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: I DJed there when I was like 15, 16.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: DJ Irene. Yeah, DJ Irene. A lot of DJ Linwood.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: All those fools were there at the time, bro. You
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: were DJing like in 98, 97?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. 98, 99, 97, 2000. All the way to like 2002.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: You were a kid going to Hollywood and stuff like that?
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: That's cool, dude. I was there, bro, standing in a doorman, bro.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: That's my name right there, bro. Get out of my face.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: DJ FX? That's my name right there. Well, before that
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: was DJ Kermit. I kind of grew into my eye sockets.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: That's when I was on the ganses, bro. And I
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: was in a doorman. They didn't believe me, bro, that
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I was under. Right there, bro. Get away from my face.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: That's me. Get away from my face. That's my fucking name.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: When all you were here, it was deep, deep, deep inside.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Deep, deep, deep inside.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Basically, all the shit that they play at Santa Fe Springs,
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Swami Fu, that shit was bad.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man. Danger.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Danger.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Danger.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: As soon as you see the cholos line up, boy,
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: it was a fucking rap.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: So wait, at that year, what venues were you playing at?
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: I had my own club out at the time I
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: was 18, and that was in Simi Valley, the tequila room.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: After I was DJing, doing a bunch of odd parties, quinceañeras,
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: all that shit about diesels, then I got the gig.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: I did a few spots at the arena, and then... Like,
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: I just tried to get in, kind of, like, known,
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: and then some dude was like, hey, Pedro, you want
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: to fucking do, you want to do your own club?
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: I was, like, 17, fool. Like, I was still in
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: high school.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, where's that?
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: He's like, Simi Valley.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: I'll give you 600 bucks a night.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, let's fucking run it.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: So you're 17, fool, in late 90s, 99, 2000, making
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: 600 bucks a week.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: It was, yeah, but that shit flew, fool.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: Bro, you're playing with a 28-year-old man's life at 17.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: By the time I was 18, fool, I was, like, done, fool.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: I went.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Well, I remember you told me that you were in
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: the whole party crew thing, and then, like, you used to, like,
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: because I remember, like, all the kids in my high
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: school that were in party crews, these motherfuckers made so
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: much money at 16, 17, throwing warehouse parties.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: It was crazy. My dad would sell the, my dad
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: would make the jungle juice for me, and then he
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: would go get, and he would get the Nostank filled
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: up for me, because you couldn't do it unless you
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: were 18, off of Sepulveda and Plummer right here in
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: the valley. Right in front of the Carl's Jr., right
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: in front of the Jr.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: High. Five bucks a balloon. Yeah, it was like two
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: bucks a balloon.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Or three for five.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Three for five. It was two bucks a balloon or
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: three for five. Nobody was doing that back then. I
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: was killing it.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: I was making, it would cost me 80 bucks to
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: fill up the tank. And we had to change the
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: nozzle because I ended up telling my dad, Dad, I
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: don't want the small tank changed. Give me the one
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: from your party rental store. And we had to change
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: the nozzle for that one in order for it to
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: be fucking nozzle, you know. And then so we would
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: fill that bitch up for like 80 bucks and easy.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I was coming home with like.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: 400, 600 bucks.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: How many balloons did you get out of that?
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Like about 400 to 500, depending on how nice you were.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: If it was like a pretty girl, then you'd be like,
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: I give you the big one.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Shotgun this shit in my mouth.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Por favor. I love it.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I don't do it enough.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Treat yourself 3021. I sold Nas out of my trunk
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: for five bucks. Where'd you sell that, bro? King Taco
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: parking lot. Yeah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: That's funny because that's where the after party was always at,
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: at the Quintaco parking lot.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Which one did you go to?
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: What Quintaco?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: $ 5 a cup at the Kegger. Oh, yeah. It used
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: to be packed, though.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I've never been to Quintaco.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: It's still packed. Quintaco is still cracks after the party.
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: That's where everybody went, like on the east side, bro.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, for sure. For sure.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: No, over here, we would go down the street. We
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: would go to the Tommy's on Sepulveda and what is it,
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: fucking Roscoe?
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Right there.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: That was our spot.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: That was the after party spot?
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: That was the after party for like Valley Foods or yeah,
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: for the most part right there but that shit was
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: super jumping too but it was a lot of gangs
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: right there.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Tommy's and Pico Rivera.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Tommy's and Pico?
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: No, Tommy's, no, the one I always went to was
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: the Tommy's and Rampart.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jack in the Box was already like if you
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: just wanted to get food and go home, if you
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: still wanted to find some shit to do, you would
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: go to Tommy's for sure.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: If you still wanted like to like see like what
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: was crazy.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or the Denny's off of the 210 off of Foothill.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's there anymore. No, Foothill.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: It's still there?
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: That's the last Denny's before you do the Valley. Yes.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: No, that's Rinaldi. But yes, that one también. And then
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: there's a Momo next door off of Rinaldi. So when
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: you go on the 5 in the Rinaldi, there's a
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Denny's and then there's a hotel.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: That was... That Rinaldi and that hotel is the best
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: place to go have a grand slam. And then go
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: to that hotel.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: And slam.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: And dump. Another grand slam. And then you dump two
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: couches in their parking lot and leave.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: It.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Fuck, Felipe. What the fuck, Felipe? Am I lying? Yeah.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Am I lying, though? Yeah. I ain't lying, right? Dude, no, fool.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: It got so bad, fool, they put a gate up
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: so you can't get in. It looks like an apartment
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: complex now, but it's a motel. But it's a motel, fool.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they put a gate up, and now you
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: just can't go inside unless you're staying.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: They're like, who the fuck?
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you know.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: That's funny, dude.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: As soon as you find out one of your couches
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: had bed bugs, you're like, goodbye.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Definitely a few stabbings, and oh, for sure.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: This all sounds like regular Tommy's.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: That's where you go meet your side chick, bro, who
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: lives in Valencia.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Meet me at Six Flags, bitch.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Por favor. What's up, man? We have Concrete right here.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: You have shows coming up, big dog?
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be in Albuquerque this weekend and then Sacramento
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: next week.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: We're in Albuquerque. I'll be at Jaina's.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: I think it's Jaina's?
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Jaina's.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Jaina's and Albuquerque doing four shows, two Friday, two Saturday.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Then we're in Sacramento at the Colonial Theater next Friday. Oh, yeah.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: And then, yeah, and then, fuck, I forgot where the
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: fuck we're at after that, but yeah.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit, game right here. Free two-stack pancakes at Norm's
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: and Dodgers, man.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I used to fuck with Norm's, bro. I used to
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: like Norm's.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Norm's is good, bro. Norm's is quality, dude.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: The lumberjack. I think Norm's is quality.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Look, fool, just don't go to the one off of
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Woodman and what is it, Roscoe? I used to change
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: juice machines. I used to fix them, bro.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, mold. The juice man here.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that's all of them, doc.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: So what would happen, fool, is that it's not working.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: And then so I would get there and I would
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: pop them open.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Ratita, homie.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: And then because it's sugar and they're fermented for you,
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: you get fucking gusanos, man.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Oh. Worms, fool. Maggots. Sugar maggots. Sugar maggots.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: And I would open it, fool, and the sugar would
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: just pop off. So I guarantee you somebody at Norm's
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: off of Roscoe got fucking maggot in their orange juice.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: Extra protein, bro.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just ask for the bottles and stuff.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: What would they put it in there for? Somebody died or?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Mezcal.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: I think it's just like the little flies, they just
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: go in there and they lay their little eggs in there.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: It's just, yeah, it's just sugar and then after a
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: while it ferments and, you know, you start growing.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: How big were the maggots? Was there any one of
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: the real maggots like on the body?
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Cute ones?
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they have about this big little fat ones.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: He's trying to dictate whether or not he wants to
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: drink the arch juice.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: If they're big, I won't.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: If they're little, yeah, whatever.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: You drink a bypass.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Norms. Shout out to Ramon Herrera. He gave us 10 bucks.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: Ramon Herrera from the Valley, right?
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: They call you a pancake, bro.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they call me a pancake.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: What does that even mean?
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Patsy2497, Banta the Young. Patricia. Patricia. Treat yourself to 302.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Norm was fired in San Gabriel.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, see, Woodman and Sherman Way, they know what's up. Ramon,
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Ramon was cracked.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: So they closed down the Norms in San Gabriel. That
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: was a place we used to go to after parties,
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: and they turned into a Hilton, I think. But that
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: was like, while the Asian gangsters used to always bump
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: heads with the cholos there, dude, in San Gabriel. Gabriel
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Sangra homie and the Huaqing bro.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: There's one in Thai town where I live it's the
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: saddest there's no one in there it's just like Where
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: heroin addicts refuel.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: What street is it on?
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: It's because Norm were the things like in the 70s, fool.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Then Denny, then I'm assuming Denny's popped off, you know.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Rebranded. What street is it on that Norm's talking about?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: It's on Western and Hollywood. Western and Hollywood.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: It's right by the fucking train station, fool.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: The Metro. It's sad as fuck. I always go to
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: the one by Hollywood. The one in Hollywood is sick.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: La Cienega, that's the nice one.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: By Beverly Hills?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: That's one of them.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: I've been to that one many times. Yeah, the one
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: after the Improv, bro. It's just a vibe, dog. You're
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: just like coffee and kicking it. I hate driving back home.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Norm's is good for comics because it's open late, you know?
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: Coming off a sick one, you're having a good time.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: You get that coffee in you, the ham and eggs.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: I seek one, homie.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: What's up, fool? Got into a little fender bender? A
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: big one? Yeah, that's no fun. But getting your car
• 30:46
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• 30:50
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• 30:53
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• 30:59
  Speaker 2: They also work on classic cars. They work with all
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: insurance companies, and you can even get an estimate online.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: So check them out at ActiveCollisionRepair.com Or call 626-330-0100 to
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: set up an appointment. Active collision repair. You crash up,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: we fix up. Mention the What's Up Food podcast and
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: you get 50% off your insurance deductible. Man, this is awesome, man.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: A couple of fans of ours, I think Mega Man
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: went over there. And somebody crashed all his windows, bro,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: and he got them fixed.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Active Collision, they fixed my car years ago.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Leo, the homie Leo. You know Leo. Oh, that's Leo. Yeah, yeah.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Great podcast you did on Sound Ready. Bro, that clip. 895,000 views.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: That clip went crazy viral so many times, the Sound
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Ready Bros podcast. The one we're talking about. I just
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: saw it today.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Who's the most chismosa?
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, and it's food?
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: And you're like, oh, guys, we're the most chismosos. For sure.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: For sure. For sure.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: But, yeah.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Leo, dog. Active collision. Don't forget, man.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: You crash it, they'll fix it. I'm fucking activo over there.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: En la puente, bro.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Fucking. Fucking activo.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: They fixed my car. They fixed your car, too. Good
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: stuff there, dude.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Norm's freebies, bro. Norm's never has freebies.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: The maggots come free when you order orange juice.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: I have never been to Norm's. That's why I stopped
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: going to Norm's. I've never been to Norm's where the
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: lady gets my order. And then she comes back like
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: 10 minutes later, hey, guys, man, I just got fired,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: or I just got fired, so they're going to replace
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: me with this lady right here, so I'll re-give you
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: your order. Or I'm going to go on my lunch break,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: and she'll be taking care of your order from now on.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Then never come back?
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Never come back. And so what happened to fucking Jennifer
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: O'Neal over there? Oh, man, she had to go home
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: in an emergency, man. They found her son with drugs
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: at school. He's in third grade. It's all bad, huh?
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, TMI, lady. I just want my pancakes.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you just know, like, every worker, huh?
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Like, our norms are struggling, bro.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: It's having a really tough time. They're down and out
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: type shit.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Unless he's Mexican.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: If he's Mexican, it's probably one of their five jobs.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, or trying to become manager.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The best norms have Mexican managers.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: The Mexicans, they don't know English, but they'll squeeze their
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: way to the top.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but normal employees are the ones that didn't get
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: hired at Carol's or Marie Callender's and shit.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: You say Carol's, bro.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Carol's, bro. That ages us out, bro. There's one left. Carol's.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: There's one left? Don't talk.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: There's no more Carol's.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Cerritos. There's one left in Cerritos.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: They just took down the Marie Callender's in the Valley.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's none of those left either.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Carol's was cracking, though.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Carol's was cracking.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Carol's was cracking. You're fucking 70, bro. What the fuck, dude?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? Hold on, man. I will not have
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: this Carol Slander. All right? I will not have this
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Carol Slander. Hey, you watch your fucking mouth about Carols, dog.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: They had the good pies, fool.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: That's all they have, right? Pies?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: It's mostly pies, dog.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Let me see Carol's.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Nobody went to Carol's, fool. See, Carol's was fire, fool.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're not wrong. It was at the ballpark.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: It's because Carol's food was like, okay, if you got
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: a little bit of bread, you go to Carol's, you know?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: And nobody had that amount of bread.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: It was the same food.
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: It was the same food.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, it just closed down.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: The one in Cerritos.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: Rest in peace.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Carol's South Pasadena is open.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: If you had a little bit of Kero's or something,
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: you got faddy out right there, homie. You had some
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: faddy out for you when you were dope-deating or doing
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: something right.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Bro, you ended up at a Kero's because your grandma
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: wanted to go to Kero's.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: You're all eating fucking- Like Marie Callender's. Kero's doesn't have breakfast.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: They have just weird sandwiches with that flatbread, right? No,
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: I think they have breakfast, too.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like Kero's is right there with red lobster
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: and shit, you know? It's like of the dinner, like
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: breakfast to dinner places, they're right there, you know?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I used to think Real Lobster was fancy, man.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: I remember my first meeting for my first big music video,
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: they told me to go to Chili's for when I
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: wore a tie.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: You look like the manager there. I did. I had
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: never gone there.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Going for an interview.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: So it was like, hey, meet us at Chili's. And
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: it was the homie Black Chill. He sang that one song.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: It's like Romeo and Juliet. Big record in the 90s
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: and shit. And he's like, hey, I want you to
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: direct my video. Meet us at Chili's for a meeting.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: And I was like, let's go do a big budget video.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: And I was like, fuck, it's going down. I told
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: my girl, and I was like, I'm going to wear
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: my fucking shirt. I wear a fucking, like, I looked
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: like a fucking, like, a Mormon fool. It was like a,
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: it was like a, it's like no sleeves, button-up shirt
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: with a tie full. And I seen those fools roll up,
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: and they were, like, in fucking slides and shit and shorts.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, Capella.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Fucking mozzarella sticks and shit.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: I was like, I guess I'm the only one professional here.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: You're the district manager.
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: I'm the only professional here.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: You're interviewing for Dunder Mifflin, bro.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: What the fuck?
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I'll tie at Chili's, fool. I learned, fool.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: Chili's is good, bro. People sleep on Chili's, bro. The
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: fucking three for 20 bucks.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Nah, you know what's good at Chili's, fool, is that
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: you go there, you get the bottom of the soup
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: and salad, fool. You get the chicken tortilla soup and
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: that shit right there. I'll sit there for hours.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I've never been to Chili's.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: You've never been to Chili's?
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Do you like Applebee's better? Twice, three times, but I
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: never had a good time.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: Applebee's is cool.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: I don't like their Chili's. Really? Do they have chili?
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: You know what's funny? Eric doesn't like their chili. He
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: thinks it's too much sodium.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: He said. I don't like it, bro. The best chili
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I ever had is Tommy's.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: Who the fuck is eating chili going like, I better
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: watch my salt?
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: You actually eat the fucking cup of chili from Tommy's?
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: All the Barney's Beanery, their chili sucks too, bro.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Barney's Beanery?
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't tell you Barney's Beanery didn't have horrible fucking chili. Oh,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: the one in Burbank? Yeah. Yeah.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Barney's Beanery sells chili?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Wiener Schnitzel's chili's good. You get fucked up. Wiener Schnitzel's
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: chili's good. Ooh, here's the thing.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I will agree with you on that. It's one of
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: my low-key favorite restaurants, but it's bad good.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: You know what it means better than fucking... Winter schnitzel chili?
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Winter schnitzel smacks, though.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: It smacks good. And you know what's good about Chili's, fool?
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: The one in Burbank is that they sell beer there, fool,
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: so you can all fucking paddle and have a chili dog.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: When's the last time you've been to.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: The Winter schnitzel, right?
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they sell beer now.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: It's all like German style, right?
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they sell cold beer, fool.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't go there without coupons.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Oh, scooters. The coupons.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Scooters is fire. Have you ever been to Schooner's?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is Schooner's?
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: It's a restaurant.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: No, it sounds like a Willy Barsena restaurant.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: No, I feel you.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: It hails from the lands of Palmdale, fool.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: They have one in Lancaster. And there's one in Santa Clarita. Fire,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: full of fucking cold beers.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: I would call it Schooner's, bro.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Is that in Lancaster, Schooner, or Shooters?
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Cartooners, bro.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, there's one in Santa Clarita.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Fire.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Goddamn, your entire chat's talking about the Wendy's chili right now.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: The whole chat.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Wendy's chili?
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Wendy's chili.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: Wendy's is good, but it just got a bad rap
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: because of that one finger that got laid out in there.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Remember that?
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Bro, it's a small price to pay, bro. I like Tommy's, too,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: over all these.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: I've never had Tommy's just as chili.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Just ask him, no tomato, please.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Really? I never had, damn.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: Slices of tomato, bro.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Also, the hat. The hat's good.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: The hat is good.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when these chilies are smacked, I ain't going to lie,
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: that's good.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Dave Thomas' eye for our sins. LA has a real obsession.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: With putting pastrami on top of chili cheese fries.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with that? What's up, Food Podcast? Right now, man,
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: I just found out that they took you off Raw
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Dog Comedy, right, Rizzo?
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: No, I'm actually still on the Netflix as a joke radio, bro.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Making those fucking 70 bucks a month, homie. I get paid, too,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: when I'm on the podcast that's on Netflix with Tom
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Papa and the other one. Oh, yeah, yeah. Netflix podcast.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Me and you are on the same radio station on Pandora.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: Listen to me on Pandora. I get royalties there.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Amir K was talking hella shit. I told him, yeah,
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: I got taken off. He was like, yeah, it affects
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: me a little bit.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: He's like.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Did you lose that on like $ 4? All right. Is
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: that fair?
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Okay. Whatever.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I needed that $ 4. You know what I'm saying?
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no shit, bro. That's bad, bro.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: This is because of the whole fucking... Sebastian Maniscalco.
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: Sebastian Cetina, bro. We're on to you, motherfucker.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: It's his fault. And Pico Rivera, dude.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Sebastian Santino's fault.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: What was it?
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: 500 on the chopping block? Was that what it was?
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Out of 800 comics?
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right?
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we told Felipe.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Some of those comedy specials that they put down, they're
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: like 30 years old. Damn. Which ones?
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: The ones that they left or the ones that they
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: took down?
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: No, some of them that they've done. My special, that's
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: ruined by.
• 39:49
  Speaker 9: When the pandemic kind of wiped out the.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's not the one. The one with Adrian Pellucci.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Because according to a list that you said.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Hi, my name.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Is Adrian Pellucci.
• 40:02
  Speaker 8: I'm a comedian, and this message is for Sebastian Maniscalco. Sebastian,
• 40:07
  Speaker 8: you recently took over the Raw Dog channel on Sirius Radio.
• 40:11
  Speaker 8: I'm not sure if you realized it in doing so,
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: You took 800 comedians that were originally on the channel
• 40:19
  Speaker 8: and you reduced it to about 300 comics. And in
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: doing so, you took 500 working class comics off the channel.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Working class.
• 40:26
  Speaker 8: I'm one of those comics that was taken off the
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: channel and I relied heavily on the residual checks to
• 40:32
  Speaker 8: pay my bills, whether it be towards my rent or
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: my car insurance. The problem with doing that is that
• 40:39
  Speaker 8: a lot of the comics, mainly my friends, all of
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: us relied on that money heavily. I'm hoping that you
• 40:48
  Speaker 8: didn't realize the effect.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: This would have on all of us. Pause it. That's
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: a distraction, bro. The Sebastian distraction from Trump telling Iran
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: to bomb Los Angeles and San Diego. I saw that.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: Bro, I just paid rent, man. Not yet, bro.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Well, I just got insurance. People are talking about Sebastian
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: right now. Yeah. They're talking about Trump says he's going
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: to bomb Los Angeles and San Diego.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: And take San Diego.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: He's like, take them all. Bro, you don't have to
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: throw a bomb to Los Angeles, man. You want Los
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Angeles to kill each other? Bring the Raiders back here.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Bring the Raiders back here. There'll be five deaths every weekend.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Bring the Raiders. Take the Angels and put the Padres here.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Yes. Just see a fight every weekend. There'll be a
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: fight every weekend, bro.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Also, bring Las Chivas and La America.
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: Also, bring the... All the teams.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll kill ourselves. Are you insane? Bring the San
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Francisco Giants to Santa Clarita, man. God, Santa Clarita?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Santa Clarita Giants?
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: That's so L.A. County. Yeah. I... I don't know.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, do you think it was really fucking Sebastian, dog?
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: I think Sebastian is like one of the faces of
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: this shit, perro. He probably has guys that invested that
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: are like 70% owners of the channel. I don't think
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: he even fucking knew what he signed up for when
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: he became an owner of the channel.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: I don't think it was him.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: It's all investors and shit like that.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they just saw like, oh, okay, the drop
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: off on listenership. I think at his level, he probably
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: just signed something And then somebody in his team, if
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: they took down those 800 comedians, somebody in his team,
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: they started just grabbing people and saying, oh, we took
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: care of it already. All right, thank you for taking
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: care of it.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think it was. I don't think it was.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: I don't think Sebastian.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Saw this motherfucker. I don't think he looked down at
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: that list and said, you know what? Who's this Eric
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Rivera guy?
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I don't think he gives a fuck.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Who's this Eric Rivera guy?
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I really don't think he gives a fuck.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Who is?
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: He's this Puerto Rican guy right here.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Because according to that list, They took out Marcel Arguello,
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Eric Rivera, two Latinos to make room for Fluffy.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I think, didn't they take you down, too, according.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: To this list? No, they didn't take you out. What?
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Play that again, man. This is serious.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: According to the list of fake lists I saw.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Play it again. This is serious. If you guys feel
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: any better, I wasn't even on there.
• 43:22
  Speaker 8: Having your power to reverse this decision and to put
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: us back on the channel. A lot of the comics
• 43:28
  Speaker 8: that are on there now, they're all famous.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: I don't even know if all.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Of them know that they're getting this. I realize that
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: this is what being canceled is.
• 43:35
  Speaker 8: It's such little money to them, but it's really a
• 43:37
  Speaker 8: lot of money for us.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: A lot of money.
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: And I hope that you realize that you have the
• 43:41
  Speaker 8: power to put us back on there.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Do you guys listen to satellite radio?
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: No, I listen to streaming.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: Casa Torres just dropped 13 of the 17 companies.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Hi, my name's Ava. Casa Torres. Hey, Uncle Vic right
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: now is losing it, bro. Oh, my God. T.O.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: Vic.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: T.O. Vic is getting canceled in the fucking.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Valley, dog. They said just comedy, no more meals. No
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: more tortillas at fucking Casa Torres, bro.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: That's why I do the show, fool.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. That's hilarious.
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: But even like you were saying, like we're all talking
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: about like satellite radio is kind of like a dying platform, medium, right?
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's 100%.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: I just always felt like Saturday Night Radio food was
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: made for truckers.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Or rental cars.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like foods that were driving across the country.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: I never got in the car and I was like, well.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: I'm serious.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: So no offense to Mike, because I also got dropped
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: from Raw Dog Radio, but it's like I was preparing
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: for this mentally.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Because it's a dying platform.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: And something's going to cause it to... This is still
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: like a VCR CD shit. You know what I mean?
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: We're not in that era anymore. But Sebastian is the
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: thing I feel that will help kill.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: You have to pay to have Sirius, right?
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: You think he's a Manchurian candidate, dog?
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: He might be the Manchurian candidate because.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: You think Sebastian's a man of truth in Canada? I
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: think so, dog. I think he's a man.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: He's programmed to not know.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: He went in there like, I don't know, I don't know.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: He doesn't know, bro, yeah.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Has Sebastian responded?
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. Not yet.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: That reminds me... This Sebastian thing reminds me of that
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: one time Sebastian Santino had to cut me and other
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: comments from performing at the Acapulco restaurant. Maggie's Pub, bro.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Maggie's Pub.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: I'm going to cut you guys, eh? Tortillas.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: What was it back in the day? There's no less, bro.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: And what's it called? What was the place in fucking Norwalk?
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: But isn't there like other comedy spots on Sirius? The
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Jamie Foxx Hole? There's a gang of shit. Rod Dogg,
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Jamie Foxx Hole.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Foxx Hole, right?
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: USA Comedy, right? USA Comedy. The Latino one. The Latino one.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: There's a Klan one for white comics.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: There's a bunch of them.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: There's a whole bunch.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: The Foxtrot, right? The Foxx Hole. Foxx Hole. And then
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: there's one that's clean comedy, of course. And then the
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: hard station, right? There's so much there, bro.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: But this is the most general one.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: This is the one that played everybody, right?
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: This is the one that plays everybody.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: It was clean and dirty.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 46:17
  Speaker 7: See, that basically reminds me of internet radio from the
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: late 2000s. It's kind of like.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: I was doing that shit in 2009.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: Internet radio?
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: I was doing internet radio before it was called podcasting.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: It was literally podcasting.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: Before apps.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: You had to actually go on a fucking computer. We
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: were on stick cam.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Stick cam.
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: Damn, dude. Remember that?
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: I remember doing JValentino's stream on- Yeah, Juice TV. Juice TV, bro.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Remember?
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Was that internet radio or podcast?
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: That was internet radio.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: It was podcast. Early stream.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: They weren't calling it a podcast. We were calling it
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: in the radio. We were right here off of Van Nuys.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: We were at the Focus for the Local studio with E.W.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Cooley. Really?
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Right here on Van Nuys.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: And then people would actually tune in like crazy, bro.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: I was like, fuck yeah. That guy, right? Al Pacino
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: or Al Capone. Tony Montana was doing it at that too, right?
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: Tony Montana was doing it right there at.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: He was doing it at the Burbank Studios. Roham. Pat
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Rono 6. So he would, yeah.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: And B-R-O-N Bobby too, right? B-R-O-N Bobby from San Jose.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: San Jose was doing his version of the Orbeez radio.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: You keep evolving though. You're not dependent on this internet
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: radio shit anymore.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Tony Montana, bro, that's old school. Tony Montana and B-R-O-N Bobby,
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: probably one of the first people I've heard that had
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: an internet radio thing.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: When they asked me to be on their show, I
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: never heard of this, bro.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: 100.3.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Who's going to listen to it?
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: What was it called? I forgot what it was called.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: It was like 190. Remember that?
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: I remember going with Felipe to the Tony Montana's.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: It was Burbank. And he would do it like at
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: 10 p.m., fool.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: No, the Power 106 station.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: The Power 106 building. He had the radio voice. We're
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: going to do it right now, man. I just remember. So, man,
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: what's it like to grow up in the Valley and
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: do comedy, man? What's the struggle like with the concrete?
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: This guy, Tony Montana, will play two characters on the radio, remember?
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: He would, he would, he would. He played a cholo.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: He played a cholo. He played a cholo. He was
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: so old.
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: He was a regular guy, bro.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: And then he would talk to the other guy, but
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: he was talking to himself.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: I was confused. Like, what the fuck, dude? If you
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: didn't know about the gig. If you didn't know about. Zapata,
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: try to get it worded.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Zapata, Zapata, bro.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Zapata, try to get it worded, but he's too high.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: That's how I met Robert. Robert had that character with
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: the big goggles, remember? Yeah, that was funny. What's up,
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Food Podcast? We have fucking concrete. Any of your friends
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: were affected by this? Yeah, Jerry Garcia was up in
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: arms yesterday. No way, bro.
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: Up in arms.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: Jerry Garcia was- Up in arms?
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: He was up in arms.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: You just said that because he has glasses on.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: He threw a fit, bro.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: His glasses were fogged up.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Only fools who have glasses are up in arms.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: But I told him, I was like, Jerry. He was like, no,
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: I'm working.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: You really feel like you're working?
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to put a fucking lotion back.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: From Williamson Park, bro.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: I was like, why are you tripping? But he was like, oh, man,
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: what the fuck? But I was like, fool, maybe it was.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: I still think it's not Sebastian. It's not- It's not him, bro.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: It's the team.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: It's the suit. Be real.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Did Willie get cut from that?
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: I didn't know Willie was on. I don't know the
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: full list. The fake list. Was Willie on it?
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Well, because I think you are correct. If you didn't
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: get an email that you'd get kicked off, then you're
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: still working.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Wait, they told you? That's nice.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: How did he get fired and you don't even work
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: there really?
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: That's all sad. How do you get followed on your
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: day off?
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Hey, we're going to send you a check, but it
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: costs more to send you a check than just to
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: tell you it's over.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: Hey, literally, I was looking for my name on that
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: list so I could use it as a credit.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: I was like, let me be on this.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: This guy was kicked off Sirius Satellite Radio.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: I was taken off a list. I didn't know it
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: was on, bro. Hey, as heard on.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Taking off the list.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Not the scene as... As heard on.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: As heard on.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: But I feel like maybe if you drove for 10 hours.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: This thing is something, you know, that will fade away
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: just like where when you're stationed, you're like yacht station.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Yacht rock radio. Chosen to a holiday station. What the fuck, eh?
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: If they ever take off yacht rock radio, fool. They
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: take it out every summer, bro, and they put in
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: holiday songs.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: What?
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Yacht Rock Radio is the shit. You put me on
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: to that. Baby Bash put me on to that.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: On Yacht Rock Radio?
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude. Hell yeah, bro.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: So I just, Baby Bash is just listening to fucking
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Yacht Rock?
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't believe it, right? No.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: But that motherfucker, baby, come back.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: And the sailors say, Brandy. She's a fine girl.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: You folks are all sitting there with the short shorts
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: and the fucking boat shoes.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: What a great wife you would be. But my love
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: is the ocean and the sea.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: Can I get some samples of Yacht Rock? Because I
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: know what it is.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Yacht Rock? You know Yacht Rock? I know what it is.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Here it is, bro. Sailing, sailing away.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: Is it like a.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Food Toto? Okay, so that's like... Africa? Basically, it's 80s.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Toto's Africa?
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: 80s feel-good music? No, man.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: It's like 70s. It has to be like... 70s soft rock.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Hold on. I don't have silk pants on.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: You can't listen to this. It has to be like...
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: I need something nice on, dog. Kind of like, you know,
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: like the song... Okay, all right. This is for Latinos
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: who fuck white women. You're a rich girl. Come on, man.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Daryl Harris. No, it's Spaniel. Come on. Nothing is new,
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: but there's all that too. I love you. Sarah. Smile.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Sarah Smile. That's a banger, bro. What? You think a
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: white dude, the cock kicks in the balls? Now you
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: think it's a black dude singing.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: So those are kind of like Bee Gees.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah. Nah, it's disco. Okay,
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: so okay. Yeah, hold the line, fool. Watching you. See,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Daryl Hall and John Owen. Y'all music is white women
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: cleaning music. Yeah.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: For real, bro.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: You guys got to hear this on a yacht.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Dude, this is my dad's playlist, fool. Stop it, man.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Stop it. Bro, one time I was at this taco truck.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: 24-hour taco truck. Damn. There was Cholo, bro. And he
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: was all fucked up. And he opened up his trunk.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: And he's fucking playing one of the Yacht songs, bro,
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: all loud, like heartbroken. And that's when I knew, bro,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Cholo's crying.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: Tattooed tears, bro.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Cholo don't know they listen to Yacht Rock Radio.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Sarah. Yeah, like Bobby Caldwell shit. Okay.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: So this is the closest I'll be to a yacht.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: And that's what you mean by why guys that sound black...
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: that you tried everything that I wanted to.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Ooh, I like that.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: I love Yacht Rock.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Yacht Rock is a shit, bro. Baby, come back.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: You can't drink beer.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: You drink wine to that. You know that I want you.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: What about Metro Bus? Also, there's this one. Her name
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: was Lola. She was a showgirl.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Is that Yacht Rock?
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know about that one.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's like early 70s Copacabana.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: 70s soft rock.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: That's like tropical. That's like beach.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: No, that's fucking Z-Plane. Z-Plane.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: Fucking.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: It's the voice that I have.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Z-Plane. Yeah, fucking.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Cómo se llama? Talamantes.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: What was that dude's name?
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: He was the guy with the suit. I forget his name.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Ricardo Moltalban right there.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Right? Carta Mortal.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: Coca Cabana, bro.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Assimilation's greatest hits. You heard of them? Assimilation's? Mm-mm. Yeah.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: I haven't. It's all made up.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Assimilation made it up.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Jimmy Buffett, bro. Oh, okay, okay. Yacht Rock.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: He was Yacht Rock? I thought he, yeah, for a
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: second I thought it was more like fucking grungy old
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: country rock.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: More like, um. Hey, I'm tripping.
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: Vamos a la playa. Oh, no, that's not it.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Enjoy all the yacht rock.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: So play Anthony Jess or Nick.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 54:17
  Speaker 9: Ruined by, one, the pandemic kind of wiped out the
• 54:20
  Speaker 9: alternative stand-up scene.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 54:22
  Speaker 9: The really different people were just gone. A lot of
• 54:24
  Speaker 9: them went into podcasting. People were like, I like you
• 54:27
  Speaker 9: better on your podcast than I do on stage. So
• 54:29
  Speaker 9: people have been prioritizing that.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: I'm the opposite of that. I think it's been bad
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: for stand-up. People tell me I hate your podcast, but
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: I like your stand-up. Trying to find the algorithm. Trying
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: to be like the Matt Reif.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: They tell you they like something about you?
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: They hate the podcast, but they love the show.
• 54:43
  Speaker 9: The comics that I was hooked up to were making
• 54:45
  Speaker 9: the trends. For like 10 years, people at open mics
• 54:49
  Speaker 9: were trying to be me. And they all failed. But
• 54:53
  Speaker 9: now it's like everyone's trying to just get there.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: I wrote one joke in his style and it worked.
• 54:57
  Speaker 9: Instead of caring about the audience in front of you,
• 55:00
  Speaker 9: that I don't know what happens to this next generation.
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: I'm a little concerned.
• 55:03
  Speaker 9: I think, I mean, the second comedy boom kind of,
• 55:06
  Speaker 9: you would hope there would be innovation, but it was
• 55:08
  Speaker 9: more about, like, cashing in.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: Generation almost got ruined by... It's always been about cashing in.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know what his point is, though.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: It's always been about cashing in. I don't know what
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: his point is.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out his angle.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: I guess people would rather watch comics... being, like, I guess, like,
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: on a podcast as opposed to stand-up, you know? Because
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: that means that those guys suck then, you know?
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Right? Well, I don't know. What are you saying, bro?
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Bring it down.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: I feel like this honestly only applies, and this is
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: probably me being racist, to white comics.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: I feel like, because he's talking about the alternative scene,
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: but I'm like, Most of the alternative scene is white.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: No offense.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: I think just the hipster scene. Yeah, the hipster scene.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: Because I've seen some bad Latino hipster.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what he means is a big part of LA.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: I love about that club over there, bro.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: The weirdos and the nerds.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Covina and shit with that weirdo. Yeah, I didn't get
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: his whole point. I didn't understand it.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: It's more about clicks than it is about becoming a personality.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: But I remember seeing people trying to be like Anthony
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: and Jess when they had open mics, just trying to
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: be so shock.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: Shock value. And it didn't work, bro. It took somebody
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: like him, what, 10 years to develop that act to
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: be perfect? And then somebody tries to be like him
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: on stage when he's talking about what they failed. Because
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: a lot of people, they were trying to sound like
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: Louis C.K., but all they had was a shock value,
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: but they didn't have really the punchline.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: I remember seeing comics where I'd be like, Louis C.K.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: And they would say the N-word.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, dude, you're not him.
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: You can't fucking, like, it's like.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: A lot of that goes with likability of a person, too, dog. Like,
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: if I'm willing to hear from you.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: That's just the reality of it, dog. There's a lot
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: of comics that can say shit and it doesn't come
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: off the way you intended it to be, you know?
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: He's also being a real hater to the guys who are,
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: he's like, A lot of guys try to be me.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, that's guys who look up to you,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: who want to mimic you, and then they end up
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: finding their own voice.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Nah, bro, they're all stealing, dog.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: He's being a cunt about it.
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: But also, he's not original in the whole dark comedy,
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: because Bob Saget was fucking dark as fuck.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: He was very dark.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so he's like one of the originators of that
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: kind of style.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: At what point is inspired and then plagiarism?
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Or complimentary. If it's the same joke, it's plagiarism.
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: Also, people need to realize that there's some characters that
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: are just almost similar to other people.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Some people's cadences are the
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: same as other people's cadences.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: What are the comics saying? Maybe the comics will break
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: it down better.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: What are the comics saying?
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: A lot of it comes off like Manufacturer.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Yacht Run. I mean, clubs won't look your way unless
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: you have a certain number of followers, so.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: He's not wrong about that.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: But see, that's true, bro. When young comics try to
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: give me advice, and I'm like, bro, what are you
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: asking me for, bro? Young comics try to give you advice?
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: My advice is outdated. I said, you got to go
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: talk to somebody like Concrete, bro, or somebody like, what
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: am I saying, go to a library and know how
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: to write? I said, bro, that's what you should do
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: right now, bro. Go find a friend that likes you,
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: that knows how to work a camera, that ain't thinking
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: about hooking up with his chicks right now, and wants
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: to just hold on to that camera, edit for you,
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: and follow you around. You go to an open mic,
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: record the five minutes. If three minutes of that shit's good,
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: cut it down to two minutes, throw it out to
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: the universe, see what happens. And then if it goes viral...
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: You got a lot of work to do now, homie.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: You got to start writing jokes because you're going to
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: start booking your ass.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: You just explained Kill Tony, fool.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's what he's saying. You just explained Kill Tony.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: And that happens fast, bro.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: That's what he's talking about. He's talking about that the
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: comics now are blowing up so fast that they're blowing
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: up faster than the material. Before, you had material, but
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: you won't have shows. But now, you have shows, but
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: you don't have the material. So you got to constantly
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: work really hard. Harder, actually. Fuck yeah. Because you got
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: to fucking write your whole time because they're expecting you to.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Your fans, even though they've never been to a comedy show...
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: And they're seeing you for the first time, they know
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: they want to see one hour of fucking funniness.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't want 15 minutes. And then what happens
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: to the other 45?
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Well, it's rough for you, bro, to go out there
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: with a fan base already and they're waiting for you
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: to do like a regular routine. Yeah. Steve-O started hosting first.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: That's what I did. And then Tommy Tease from the
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Pleasanton Comic Club told him, Hey, brother, you're great already, brother.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: You should be closing it out now. I need a
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: way to closing it out. Now, how did you do it?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Was it hard? Yeah, of course.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: Everything's hard, bro. I mean, I didn't want to do stand-up.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: I never thought I could make the transition from being
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: funny on camera.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: It's two different arts, right?
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Being funny on camera, writing a bit, you know, writing
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: a fucking sketch from zero seconds to 60 seconds, bro,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: you know? But yeah, same thing. I got thrown in there.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: I started hosting for Jerry, Jesus, and Frankie.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: We did a couple shows together.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: The Toxicos. Yeah, the Toxicos tour.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: And then I was doing my characters, which was working
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: for me, right?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: And then you and I, we did the fucking Fools
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Gone Wild show. Yes, we did.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: But at that point, I was just strictly doing characters.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: And I didn't want to keep doing that because people shit,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: people talk. Like, oh, I want to see stand-up. And
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: then once I started doing stand-up, they were like, but where.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Are the characters?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't really appease everybody.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: And then so it's like, and then I would do,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: and then I started doing crowd work. It's like, nah,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: I want to see stand-up. So I stopped doing the
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: crowd work. Now I'm doing straight stand-up.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: Come on, man, hit us with a little crowd work.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: I was like, you know? So now I literally, now
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: I just focus on straight fucking bits, bro. Like that's,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: I don't want to die on the stage with my
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: characters because that's for social media.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: If I'm going to go on stage just to do stand-up,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: I respect the fucking craft, bro, enough to go out
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: there and write some fucking jokes. I'm still as animated
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: as I am on social media.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: But it is hard. HulkHands54 said, got to be more
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: than blood in, blood out quotes. No disrespect to three plates.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: That's what I was going to say about concrete. You've
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 7: been doing comedy for already four years, like four or
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: five years?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: I'm going on my fourth year now.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: And I will say about you, so you're developing quick
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: because you're doing at least six hours every week of stand-up.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: That's a lot, bro. Not a lot of comics are
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: starting out to get to do that, you know?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: So you don't have a choice.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: So you're quickly finding your voice on stage.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this year, plenty of times. This year is probably
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: my most complete set that I'm happy with where People
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: are leaving my show now saying that shit was, the
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: 50 minutes you did was funny from the beginning to
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: the end.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: And because you get to do that every night. Yeah.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 7: So, like, so you're developing quick as a stand-up. You're
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: getting so much stage time as opposed to somebody, you know, like,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: who do three minutes, three minutes here and there. But, like,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: that's why you're getting better and better and better and
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 7: better because, like, you're getting all this stage time.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know how it is, bro. Like, the
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: more you say a joke, you start punching it up.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: You start developing the joke.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: So, I'll start it.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: I started this new set that I'm doing now. I
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: started it back in December, January. So this shit's been
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: getting fucking solid.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: I remember.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: So by the time I get to December, that shit's
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: in my birthday show at the Wiltern.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: It'll be on and cracking. Hell yeah.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: Because you're being thrown into the lions.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Regardless.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: Regardless, eh?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: What's up, Food Podcast, man? Our show tomorrow night at
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: the Bellflower, stand-up comedy club of Bellflower is sold out.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: Two comedy tapings. Bro, I'm going to take your half-hour special, right?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: I'm taking my half-hour special at the stand-up comedy.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: I saw you were getting ready today, bro. You got
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: your shirt for the show you bought at a liquor store.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Show that video, bro. Him getting ready for his show.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: I bought a whole personality.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: He bought that shirt. Two t-shirts and a hat with
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: golf clubs on it.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: I bought a whole personality. I bought a black shirt.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: with some grape duchess and a Coke Zero, man.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: I bought a whole personality.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: God damn it. It's tomorrow I'm filming. It's the, yeah,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: right there. That's a carousel, so it's.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: The second to last video. Yeah, it is you, but, oh,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: there it is. Right there.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: My clothes for the special.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: Can you give me one of those dutch, the grape,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: the water?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Straight ghetto.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: Ooh, homie. You do shop at fucking the liquor store, bro.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: That's how I was growing up, dog. What are you
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: talking about? The blow with the Coke Zero is crazy work.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Come on, man.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Got the grape dutches with the Coke Zero.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: I'm aging, man.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: I don't drink no more. I try not to drink.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: With the Mike Tyson trip that I bought from Santee Alley.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: That's straight.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: Santee Alley, $ 15 cash. This is how Ricky got shot, bro.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: Walking with the same fucking things you're drinking.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Same items you have.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: I'm about to get straight killed.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: I needed a chocolate dial.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: The chocolate dial.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: And it sold out.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, bro.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: That's a perro. Yeah, dude. I'm all excited about this. Oh,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: that's when we got laid, remember? They gave us a
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: little dolphin teeth right here.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: You call them dolphin teeth? Oh, my God.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: A little tic-tac mouth.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: We're at the airport, and they're doing like a Hawaiian dance, remember?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: They gave us those lays.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit was where we watched the.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was weird.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: It was cool, though.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: It was fun, yeah.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: We're going to Hawaii, too, fool.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: When?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: When?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing Honolulu. What is it, Honolulu?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: What is it?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: We're doing the Hawaiian Theater on October 23rd.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: You've been to that one?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. You've been to Hawaii?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: I just went for the first time a month ago.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: You're just vacation.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 9: Fire.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: How long were you there? Like five days. I fucking
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: did as much as we could. I wanted to do
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: that Jurassic Park tour, but we got there and we
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: got the tickets for the next day. But we already
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: had plans for the next day. We did a bunch
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: of shit, man. We did the fucking waterfalls and all that.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: What can I do in 48 hours?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: You can do a lot.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: You can do a lot?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: It depends what island you go to, but yeah. You
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: go to Oahu?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Amalulu? Well, the first night, you know, you get there,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: a team will get there around four. So right there, man,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: you got an hour to get to the hotel. And
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: then from five on, five to the next day, eight.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: Just don't sleep at all, bro. Just take it easy.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: I don't plan to, man. I want to do all
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: the things.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: I would, um.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Spam musubi?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: Just go. I would, um... I would, um.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: I'm going to fight a Samoan.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: Go get something to eat. And then, um... McDonald's. Light
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: one up. Spam Big Mac? What, edge of our hotel?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Hold on, Spam Big Mac?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: There's a fireworks show. Spam Mac, homie. There's a fireworks
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: show at, like, we're on 10.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: Oh, on the beach, yeah, bro.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: Every night, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good one, bro.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Everyone's outside. Where we're at? Hawaii, Honolulu. Right there? Yeah,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: I stayed there at the Hilton.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: That shit is cracking right there.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: I love Hawaii.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: You were right there next to that little beach area
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: where you could drive... You could ride those big, huge
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: tricycles in the water, huh? I don't know. It's like
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: a bicycle, but like long, big tires. Nah, I don't know.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: I know we did.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, we stayed there, but then we did a
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: couple days at Alani and shit, a little Disney resort
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: for the kids.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: That was dope. Get malasadas, bro. Malasadas, yeah.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: What's malasadas?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: Hawaiian donuts, bro.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: They're good. Yeah, they're fire. I would just go, man.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: What's that good restaurant, bro, with a good Hawaiian food?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: Hawaiian Denny's.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: Hawaiian Denny's. Hawaiian Denny's, Zippy's. Go to Zippy's, bro. Go
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: to Zippy's.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: Zippy's is good. Hawaiian Denny's. Go to Rainbow Cafe. That's
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: basically street Hawaiian food. It's good, bro.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: But they feed you like you're a linebacker who's about
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: to fucking.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: That's a good-ass meal, bro. Yeah, I've eaten a lot.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: Two beef patties with two fried eggs with gravy over
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: it and white garlic rice and two fucking coconut pancakes with...
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: With that white, what are those?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: I can listen to you talk about food all day
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: with that accent.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: The Hawaiian nut?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: Macadamia.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Macadamia syrup. Fire. A little pineapple on top. Fire.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: Dude, we went to the suami out there. It was badass.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: Coconut shrimp. Coconut shrimp. Coconut shrimp was good, dude. Yeah, bro. Fire.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: The suami out there is fucking badass.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: We could go to the North Shore the first night, too.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: That's where we went to there, to North Shore.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: Did you eat the shrimp truck there?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't. It was fucking good.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: I'm going to call white people Howleys the whole time,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: like I live there.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: It's going to be great.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we just had a little homie. He took us
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: all around Oahu and shit. So we did a.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: Bunch of cool shit. You should walk around with a
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: ukulele and just tell people I'm not performing tonight. It's
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: my day off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, a little bit.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: Somewhere.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Brother.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: Brother.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: Brother.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: Brother.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: And it's not like this. It's like this, apparently.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Wait, what the fuck?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: But basically, if you do it like this, they know
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: you're not with the shits.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, fuck.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: It's like this. Is it like this? So yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: So it's a little bit like, you know, closed.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: Mahalo. It's not so fucking, you know, it's like. This
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: is cuernos, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: This is cuernos, eh?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: Mahalo, me la jalo, homie.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: Like that, boom, just a little bit, you know?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: They want to see your hair concrete.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: Sinaloa, homie.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: This is it, right?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, it doesn't come with a hat. A lot
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: of people think I wear a fucking.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: A hat with hair?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's stapled on and shit. That'd
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: be fucking wild. What's up? We have shows coming up.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: Talk to us. Yeah, fine. Let's find them. Concrete schedule.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: I'm back on Instagram, so let me see.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: When were you back on Instagram?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: I was off for a little bit.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: A little Instagram sabbatical, if you will, perro.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: Holy shit.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Just like social media in general?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everything.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: So Albuquerque, 9th and 10th, this Friday and Saturday, Sacramento,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: October 16th. Las Vegas, Horseshoe Casino, the famous, the shoe.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Come see me at the shoe. October 23rd to the 25th,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: we're doing five.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Shows over there.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: What else, man? Oh, fuck. I know I have a
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: few more dates, but... Yeah, I mean, those are the
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: main ones. Loco Moco and garlic butter shrimp, bro.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: I get all that.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Loco.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: Dude, Loco Moco, I make that at home sometimes. It's
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: fucking good, dude. I made, like, a Loco Moco, a
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: dog-friendly Loco Moco for my dogs, bro. They didn't give
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: a fuck, dude, about it. I put it.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: I fucking... You had to eat the dog one, too?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: I had to eat the dog one. Fucking, fucking spiceless, dude.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, I just love that you're making a fool.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: You can just feed that fool weenies.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: They like that, too.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: It's very Yorker.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: I have three Yorkies, bro.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: I mean, I got pictures.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: What's up, fool?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just have dates coming up.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have dates with you, fool, in Hawaii.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: I'm doing Hawaii.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: That's fucking sick, man. Then you're going on a cruise
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: ship from there, right?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm doing a cruise ship after that. You're not
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: happy about that?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: What cruise ship?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: No, Carnival.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: Carnival.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fine.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: Do the Jamrock one, fool. The Jamrock one?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: That's all. I actually shot it. I shot the documentary
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: for fucking Rock Nation.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: Really? And it was the Martys were on there. What's up, fool?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: Barrington Levy.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to one day we could do like
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: you and I or somebody, some more comics, West Coast comics,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: and we'll do like a cruise, bro, from... Long Beach, though.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: From LA to fucking Rosarito, bro. Ensenada. Ensenada. Three days
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: just circling Ensenada. No. With MC Pancho hosting the karaoke show, bro.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: Por favor.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: LA to Bakersfield, homie.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: Por Ocean, bro. Por Ocean.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: No, just from Long Beach to Catalina before we just
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: keep circling Catalina Island.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: We'll take Mono Lake. Mono Lake. Catalina Island, bro.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: Fresno, bro.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: We'll do the biggest cruise ship, bro, in Salton Sea, Holmes.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: Damn, bro. How was Ralph's show for his birthday?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. You did this past weekend, no? You
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: were in Dallas? I was busy, bro. I went to
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: go do a movie with Gina.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: Gina Rodriguez.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Rodriguez, bro, from Jane the Virgin. She's directing a movie.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: I know her from Philly Brown. Yeah, Philly Brown. Philly
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: Brown's old school. I was in that movie. I played
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: two characters.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: Tony Montana, bro.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Two characters. I played two characters. Maybe Bash was in
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: it too.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, dude.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: So I did that movie. Me and Frankie, we just
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: played two characters who are roommates. And there's a boxer
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: in the movie and he just passes by and goes, ah,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: that was weak. Like every day he passes by, we
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: hate on him, bro. And then, That's how we do.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: So we have to improvise. The next day, I flew
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: to that fucking show at Rock Bar Boss Off, dude.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: That show. Oh, man. Eric Ochoa was supposed to be
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: on it. He didn't show up.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: Eric Ochoa?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: Really? I saw his name. He was supposed to be
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: the opener.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: I saw Superfood there, bro, from fucking the IE.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was there, too. I was like, what the fuck, dude?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: I thought maybe even Eric Ochoa would do something, but
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: Eric didn't show up. Jaime Garcia, Brandy, Alfred Robles, bro.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: That's a good lineup, man.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: Carlos Miller and me and Ralph Barbosa, bro. It was
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: his birthday, fool.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: Happy birthday, man.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: 30 years old. That fool made it before 30.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: Jovencito, man.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: Made it before 30. Just like Eddie Murphy, fucking Dave Chappelle.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: Who else? Paul Rodriguez, bro. He made it before he
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: was 30. He had his fucking comedy show, 30. He
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: was before 30.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: Dave Chappelle, yeah.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: Before he was 30. What the fuck? Pretty Prince before 30.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Pretty Prince had a Tonight Show at like 18, 19
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: years old.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Chappelle started at 16. He might have
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: did like his first Common Central special before he was 22.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: The sky's the limit now.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: Happy birthday, man.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: The sky's the limit. Bro, I was over there doing
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: the show, bro. The oldest guy in the show. I'm
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: fucking older than his mom. They're trying to get laid
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: after the show. I'm trying to lay down.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no shit, bro.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Now, bro, they were the after party at the barbershop.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: And shout out to Ralph Barbosa for putting me on
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: the show, man.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: Good guy.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: Good guy. And we're going to do a big tour, bro.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Talk about it when it comes out. So, dude,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: he was supposed to have a car show. A car
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: show before the Alfred Robert's show, his car. He had
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: a nice little bomber, a purple one. And a bunch
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: of cars was supposed to be there. They had trophies, dog.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, like a competition.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: It was raining like a motherfucker. It turned into a
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: car wash. They canceled the car show.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did see something like that, yeah.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: They canceled the car wash. No way. That's fucked up.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: But there were a lot of people at that show
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: who packed, packed, packed.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: That's so cool, dude.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: You got a sick-ass car?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: 1995 Miata.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: For real?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: It's an MX-5.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: I always wanted that shit when I used to play.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Is that your dream car?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: When I used to play Cruisin' America.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: Remember the car they used to flip over?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Everybody played Cruisin' America, dog.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: I always wanted the two-door Miata, and then as soon
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: as I touched about five grand, I bought it.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: Dude, that's funny about that game.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: Every time I'm on the 110 freeway right there by
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: Dodger Stadium, I'm like, I know the secret path right here, bro.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: That's a badass game, dude.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: I love that little fucking car.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: I want to sell it already. How'd you come up
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: with that name, Concrete? People are asking me.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: Fu, that's a long-ass story. Don't ever admit you have
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: a Miata. Jesus, let me tell you, Fu.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 6: All the bitches want that car.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Fu. Hey, bro, people are saying you're
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: a Mexican Chappelle.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: Ah, not the possible.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, dude. Chappelle Lacey.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: It's just a long story, Fu, but when my brother
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: passed away in 2008.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: You had a brother? Yeah. What was his name? Asphalt?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: Broy, when he passed away in fucking 2008, I was
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: going by Beretta.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: He used to rap.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: And then I didn't want to have a negative connotation
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: to my name no more. So when he died, I
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: matured like concrete.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Your rap name was Beretta? Oh, okay. Yeah. Don't go
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: to bed with a price on your head. Don't do it.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: Beretta and the fucking cockatoo, was it?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where I got it from. That's awesome, bro.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: How'd your brother pass away? He passed away with an overdose.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: Sorry about that.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: I don't mean to get it all dark in here.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: Heroin?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: It's a loaded question, so that's why.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: Heroin? Huh? Heroin?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: Nah, nah, nah. Just fucking pills and shit.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Bullshit. Would you ever think about bringing Bretta back?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: Like as a character?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: No, no, like some childish Gambino shit.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: Bretta, I can see it, bro. Nah. Bretta and Kid
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: MC together at last at the fucking swap meet, bro. Honestly, bro,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: I feel like Nah, dude, you know what's funny, fool?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: Right before he passed, we fucking printed like 30,000 CDs
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: of my first album, and then them shits are in
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: the fucking storage still.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Those are collecting dust? Bro, you got to bust those out,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: because physical media is going to be coming back.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, right?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: Well, if it does, then I'll bust them back. Come on, man.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: Gen Z's all about physical media right now, dude.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no shit, huh?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they love all the old school shit.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: Fucking vinyl and shit.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: So I'm saying you get that little Miata, you fill
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: it up with the $ 30, 000 in the trunk.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: I like that vinyl shit.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: Now you're selling your fucking Beretta CDs out of the Miata, dog.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: I swear to God, I still have them.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't have to swear where I thought.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: I'd say Santa Fe Swap Me. I'd fucking sell them
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: right there. You know what I mean?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: Sell them at the Santa Fe Swap Me. Yeah, that's
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: where you get them, dog.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that shit's crazy, bro.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, dude.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: So you have your set ready, man? I have my
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: set ready and prepped in my head. Like in your head,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: like from beginning to end, that's how you're going to
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: do it already?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There might be one to two jokes.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: You know how it is, Felipe. You always have like
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: you have that one to two, maybe three jokes. You're like,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: maybe I'll put that in there. Maybe I won't. Maybe
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: it's Ed.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: But I have the set like stuck in my head.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: I've been working it too much for where you hate
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: the jokes. I don't want to do the jokes anymore.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: There's still your A game right now, but I want
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: to start writing new shit.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: I want a new half hour, a new hour, man.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, dude.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you have that. Holy shit. Is that all
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: your written shit?
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: Bro, these are my jokes that I started doing after
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: my last special.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: I said... Damn. Wait. Wait. These are the jokes that
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: didn't make it to my my um when I do
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: my last special 2024 yeah.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: I'd say 2020 the raging fool yeah that was last
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: year wasn't it like that's didn't it come out last.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: Year yeah I forgot when I did oh then December
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: 2024 okay So it came out on 2025, and now
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: we're in 2026. Oh, yeah, so these are the jokes.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: So these are the jokes that I started writing right
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: after that special.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Because you have to hit the ground running, man.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: And, man, you look at these jokes, man. Are you serious?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: You're going to put that up? Some of these jokes
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: I don't even do no more, bro. They were not funny.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: Even if you try to work on them or tweak them?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: Like, here we go, bro. Let me see.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 8: One.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: Flip it.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: Do you have a process of memorization in your head?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: Just because I feel like.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: Here it is. This is the one. Your mom knows
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: when you're having sex with a whore, you know. You're
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: at the barbecue. You're the only man making a woman
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: a plate at the barbecue. Everybody making their own plate.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: But you're making a plate for your girlfriend. What do
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: you want, babe? You want more chicken? I got you.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: I got you. You want more macaroni salad? I got you.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: I got you.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: Don't get up. I got your plate. I'll get mine later.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: All your aunts, all your grandma are watching you. I
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: got you, I got you. But there was no punchline.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: So anyway, what I was saying is that... I was waiting, bro.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: There's a build. That's what I wrote. That's a good build.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: So the way I did it was, man, I'm glad
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: this generation is not as hard on you as the
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: last generation. Because I remember the last generation, man, like
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: if you brought your girlfriend to a barbecue... And you
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: make her a plate, they think you're not a man
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: no more. They think you're gay or something. Because that's
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: a generation of men cook, women cooking. Like all my
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: aunts are making plates for my uncles. My mom is
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: making a plate for my dad. And I'm in line
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: with all the women. And my wife, my girlfriend is
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: over there by herself on her phone. And I'm yelling, well,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: what do you want to eat, mija? And over there too,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: that one uncle walks up to me and goes, hey,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: you're tearing that shit up, huh? Hijo, I would make,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: I would, for that chick, I would fucking get honey
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: out of a tree and get bees stung.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: That's funny, dude.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: So anyway, so that's another joke I wrote, bro. It
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: didn't work. I don't know why. What's up, fool? What's up, fool?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: Traeme una cerveza, mija. Hey, homie.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: Fucking 1-1, bro.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: That's it, 1-1.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: You guys are still in it.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bottom of the spit. What's about to be bottom
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: of the spit?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: I was going to say... You.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: Folks are hardcore Dodger fans, huh?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I'm a hardcore Dodger fan, but this is
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: going to be a hot take. I want the Padres
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: to win.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: Why is that?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: The Dodgers?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: Because I want it to be a Padre-Dodgers series, bro. Ooh.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: Oh. I think it'd be fun. You just want Mexicans
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: to die, huh? Yeah.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: You just want that. Trump doesn't need to send the shit.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: I want to go, because I want to go to
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: one of the games, but I've never been to a
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: Dodger-Padres playoff game, so.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: Plus, Padres haven't been good in a very long time.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fool. Go Brewers.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: Nobody wants to see the Brewers in anything like that.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Did the Padres win yesterday? Yeah, they won. No, they're
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: down one. So they need to win one more.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: They need to win today. And they're at home. They're
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: playing at Mesa del Tite. The guy gave me a
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: good tie for my joke, bro. I don't know why
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: they're getting mad, you know, that I made my girlfriend
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: a plate. I already had changed her baby, you know, diapers.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: That's funny. You already did it. They got mad at me, man,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: because I was making my girlfriend a plate. But they
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: should have got mad at me when I was changing
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: our baby's diaper. I know they're my baby, but still,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: you know, I wanted to let you help out.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: But he was thinking he got stung by a bee already.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: I love that. I like that, bro. Thank you, man.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: I'll keep that in my notebook. That's a good tag.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: Thank you for that tag. when you change your baby's
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: diaper in front of your suegro. I was changing my
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: son's diaper that was not my son in front of
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: my new father-in-law. Hilarious.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: You got to show me.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Is that Asian? What is that little Asian tag?
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that is, man.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 4: That's right, cocksucker.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: You want a full war? I hate San Diego. Yeah, fool.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to go against the fucking Brewers. Like,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: that's fucking boring. Oh, you want the fucking teams that
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: are going.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: To, you know?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: It'll sell tickets, I feel, way more.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: Like, San Diego, LA. Of course, bro.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 6: Everybody will watch.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: Like, that's perfect, dude.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: Everybody will watch.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: Fuck, man. Hey, bro.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: I talk to my dad here and there. He's in Southgate, bro.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: The comments right here are brutal sometimes. What do your
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: father do for a living, bro? They have time for you.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: He's a carpenter, bro.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: His whole life? Yeah.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: He's older now, so I don't know if he's still
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: doing it.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: How do you not know what your father's doing?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: He's talking to him once a year.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: At rallies.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: So me and my mom were the first family. Then
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: we got demoted to the side family later. Oh, that's
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: how bad it was.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: You'll meet him at rallies, right?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: No, at Yum Yum Donuts, bro.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: You what?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: Me and my mom would meet at my Yum Yum
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: Donuts for child support. Right there by MacArthur Park, bro.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: The straight undocumented immigrant donuts, man.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: Because my mom and him met in Echo Park.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. Get one donut hole. I don't have a
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: lot of money.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: So him and my mom met in Echo Park in
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: the 80s. Because they live in the same apartment complex
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: right there around Rampart by fucking Tommy's. And that's how
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: they met up. And they made me, dude.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: I like how you said they made me.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: They made me, bro.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: Passionately. And I was conceived. Passionately, bro.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: Inside of that Yum Yum Donuts, apparently.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: Where did your mom meet your daddy?
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: They live in the same apartment complex.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 4: Back in the day, yeah.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: Back in the fucking beyond.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: And he was married? No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 4: They were both like youngins, you know?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: He was married to somebody?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: No, now he's married to somebody else. We got demoted. So, yeah.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: We're the side family now. We're the first family, too.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: So it's crazy.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 4: Ramon.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: That's his name.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 4: Ramon Herrera. So I took my mom's last name, Rizzo.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: It sounds cooler, you know?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: It does sound cooler, but I didn't know that wasn't
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: your real last name.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 6: It is my real last name.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: That's my mom's last name. It's on everything, bro.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: That's the dad. What's the dad's last name?
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: What's your dad's last name? Look at that.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: That's not real.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: Fool.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: What's... Herrera's your dad's last name?
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: But look what it says right there. Hyphen Rizzo. Yeah,
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: Martin Herrera Rizzo.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: There you go, bro.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: This is some step-kid shit.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 6: Rizzo.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: Did your mom give you her name out of spite? Well,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: I've always used Rizzo since kindergarten.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: My real dad died out of respect.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: Rizzo's going to take his wife's name. It sounds nicer, guys.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 4: Somebody just said Rizzo with an.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: S, bro.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: Rizzo. Rizzo. Rizzo. Rizzo. R-I-Z-O.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 4: Rizzo.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: What's your dad's last name?
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: Herrera.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: Herrera.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 4: Ramon Herrera.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 7: Like fucking Ramon Herrera. That's why when I first saw
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 7: Ramon Herrera commenting, I was like, is that my fucking
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 7: dad here, dude?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 6: You're like.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: Right. Martín Angelica Rizzo. What is that? Rizzo's mom. Oh,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: because people say I look like.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: Angel Aguilar. Angelica Aguilar, the singer.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: With the hair?
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: I couldn't quite put my finger on it.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: You got the 1992 Ricky Lake haircut.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: Now we know how you look in prison.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: Ricky Lake haircut.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: This one looks all delicious. What the fuck? Don't you
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: call me delicious.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: Holy shit.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: Damn. Hey, so I went, okay.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: You need to start wearing some suits, fool.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 7: I went to go get a trim because I was
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 7: looking for the fucking, the show tomorrow, bro. And I
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 7: keep going to these fucking same ladies that always fuck
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 7: me up, bro.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: Like, it's my fault at this point, you know?
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: What happened right here? This is a good haircut right here.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, it looks like he invented an app.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. The quinceanera app, bro.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: That's when I got hired to do the quinceanera. Find
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: the chambelan.com.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 7: What's the nearest chambelan near you?
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: Chambelan.com. These ladies fucking me trasquilaron, bro. They fucking cut
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: too short on the back. They left the, I don't know.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like you're selling robots at a Vegas convention.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: And she literally about to hook you up with a
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: Razor phone. Fuck, that is a Razor phone attire.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: You sold the most Razor phones at T-Mobile.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: Cricket wireless, bro.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: Fucking shit. But now you got the cricket wireless haircut.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: So they fucked me up yesterday at Pinches Viejas, bro.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, you know what? They fucked up that
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: one time. What's the most you ever paid for a haircut?
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 4: 30 bucks.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: Yesterday for this fucking shit, bro. I need it. 30 bucks?
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: What did you ask for?
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: The four score and seven?
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: I told this lady, I want a number four on
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: the side.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: Hey, let me get the Declaration of Independence.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: Hey, give me a Bob, bro. Hey, give me a Musketeer, eh? Bro,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: I asked for a number four. That's the problem, bro.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: Hillshire Farms.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: No, wait. Why are you speaking in like Chinese salon lady? Like,
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: let me get a number four on the sides.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: Give me the Demi Moore. But they didn't give me
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: a number four. Look at this. Bro, give me the
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: Demi Moore and a movie ghost.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: Take an inch off the top.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: Go to a barbershop.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: He goes to the unit.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: Give me the Demi Moore and a movie ghost. Demi Moore.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: I wish I got that haircut, bro. This is fucked
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: up compared to that, bro. I want that haircut. I
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: want the G.I. James, bro. No, yeah.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 6: See, I wish they gave.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: Me that fucking haircut, bro.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: They fucked me.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that looks cute. That does, dude.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: Damn, bro.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: You just got to walk around with like a half
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: shed tear, perro.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: Put the singer Carla something. Lansley. Carla what? Langley? For
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: the 90s.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 4: Somebody said, this is rocking the Lord Farquad. I'm going
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 4: to get a trim right after this.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: The Lord Fuquad?
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: You just got it? You're about to get another haircut? Yes,
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: because they need to.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: So what are you going to do now?
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: I'm just going to get a number four on the sides,
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 4: and I'm going to get a trim a little bit
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 4: from the top.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: Stop saying number four on the sides.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 5: What are you?
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: Because I don't like skin fades, bro. What?
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: Just say like a little inch but I don't know
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: what is number four on the side.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: The fucking clipper bro the biggest clip bro you know.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's definitely the lesbian that doesn't want to go
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: fully into a faded haircut oh he's got the.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: Day damn he's got the day damn oh.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: Shit like he's not ready for the full on lesbian
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: commitment straight up for the butch girl commitment.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: I get a haircut every four months you know like
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: that's me you.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: Got the echo park barista dog.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Yeah, kind of. Go to a barber, fool.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: I do go to barber.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: You said Latina.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: Latina barber.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 5: You got to go to like a Dominican fool or
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 5: a black fool.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Crispy fades. Crispy fades.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: Give me a haircut, bro.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: It's like long, bro.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: Look at this shit, bro.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: I asked this fucking puta to fucking... Give her number four.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: Stop blaming the lady.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: She knows how to do lady haircuts. And then when
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: we're done, she was like, yasabien, and I don't know
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: how to tell her no, you know?
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't go to where it says fucking unisex.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: Does she speak English?
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: A little bit.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: If they charge $ 15 for 20 with a tip, get
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: out of there.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: That hair could come with a crossbow.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: Bro, if they barely speak English, they got to, oh, yo, papi,
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: como tanto, como tanto.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: They got to speak with that dialect. Crispy fade. Crispy fade.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: That's a Dominican fade right there.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: That's a Dominican fade, man. That's a fucking bookie fade
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: right there, bro.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: This motherfucker got that fade seven days ago. Look how
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: crispy it is still, bro.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: I don't like fades. I don't like skin. This is
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: a guy from New Zealand that sells phones. Dude, I
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: was ready for tomorrow's show. I'm a Maori warrior, bro. Yeah.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 4: And then, oh, Saturday, I'm in Bakersfield at the World
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: Comedy Club.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: With a different haircut, bro.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 4: With a better haircut. That is how it works.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: Chee-hoo!
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: Chee-hoo! Whoa, get that African haircut right there on the top.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck that is.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's the fucking Tommy Davidson in Ace Ventura, dude.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: Ace Ventura, perron.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 7: All right, look up K-pop haircuts.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you look like one of the guys from BTS.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: But I'm going to choose a haircut right now. Oh, yeah.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: A haircut I'm going to choose.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: How about you don't?
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: See, I want the one, the bottom.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: You keep choosing asexual haircuts.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. The one right there.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: That one, that one.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: I want that one. I'm going to get that one.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: You're not going to get that for $ 30. Yeah, no. Yeah,
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: I was going to say.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: What's your price point?
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: You're going for gender ambiguity haircuts. You're going to have
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: to pay $ 200. No. Yeah, you're not going to get
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: $ 30 and get that. Someone in the chat. Cut my
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: hair for that.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: Bro, you got to spend like 60 bucks.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: You got to stop getting haircuts at places.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: You do have the skin tone for that, bro.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: You got to stop getting haircuts, bro, where you sit
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: down in other magazines or ring magazines or boxing this week.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go to a barbershop here after this.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: Not for $ 30, bro. I'm almost there, bro. Ya me
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: cortaron todo.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 5: If you hear fuerza regia in the background, you found it, dog.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 5: You're going to get a crispy fade.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: Fuerza regia.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: Yes! Yes!
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: The best fucking barbers are hammered, bro.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: I got drunk.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: They're drinking IPAs and shit. And the crispy fades. They're
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: all fucked up.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: Actually, if you want to bump when you sit down,
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: you're about to.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: Get a sick-ass haircut, dude.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: In 15 minutes, tops.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: I got drunk as fuck at a barbershop in Norwalk
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: one time. I did, too, man.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 4: Like, crazy, bro.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: You didn't get a haircut? I did get a haircut.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: They gave me, like, three shots and I'm fucking a modelo.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 4: I was gone by the time they cut my hair.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: Go back to that fool.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go back to Lenny.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: That's a homie. Here we go.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 3: Come on. Top of the six.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 4: The guy Lenny gives me free haircuts, but I hate
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 4: bugging him.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: He's like, hit me up whenever you want, bro.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: What's your job, perro? What's up, fool? Thank you, Concrete, man,
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: for being on the show, man. Saúl Trujillo. Doing a
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: special tomorrow. Let's take a picture. What's up, everybody? Don
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: Taraj TV, Paxi2497, Jeff, that's all. L32Bate, Jaime Ortiz, N8S5S,
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: Ramon Herrera, 842. Krusty Sox, fool. Who else? Eric Lujan.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: Stand-up comic right there doing it. Krusty Sox, fool. The
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: Crimson Comedy Show. All right. Very nice. One, two, six.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: Sick-ass episode. Go check out the History for Fools this
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: Sunday episode. We're talking about... Damn, I forgot.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: History, goddammit.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: History, perro. We're talking about... History for food. Also, do
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: you even binge? We're talking about... We're talking about movies
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: where women were assaulted.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: She was asking for it. What's up, Food Podcast? Thank
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: you very much for listening.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 4: Bakersfield Saturday.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: Bakersfield Saturday.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 4: Love you guys.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: What was that about?