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for sports betters. Where do I start? Let's see.
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So we're it's week zero. It's almost almost to
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almost a football. So I do have my picks here
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laid out. I have one game that I do want to talk
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through. I've done very little research in a
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very much will fashion. We can get into that
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a little bit later. But yeah, let's say hi to
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the gents. Chris, how are you? I'm fantastic.
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Well, you said it all we are we have almost made
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it we are to the appetizer of football season
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and i've been starving all summer and now finally
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normally at the week zero it's more you get it's
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more of like a dinner roll vibe you just like
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a little something to nibble on maybe get like
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four games we gotta i would say this is more
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of an endless chips and salsa kind of weekend
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for week zero this we got some we got some actually
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like pretty entertaining games we have a game
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with actual playoff implications i'm very excited
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this is i mean we're giving out football bets
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for the first time and since february i am very
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excited today's is a good day um shawn how are
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you doing i'm good six months by the way half
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a year two damn long since we've given out actual
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picks to games of football. So yeah, I've got
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some games I want to talk through. But yeah,
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I'm going to be honest with you. I'm doing my
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picks right now because I just got home like.
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45 minutes ago, it's OK and. Yeah, but. I'm just
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ready to talk some ball. Okay, so will there
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you I'm I'm great. Today is a day of mixed emotions
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One being good that football But one being very
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sad. Yes that Our our Queen Dolly Parton has
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has left this plane of existence To go make the
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next plane of his existence That much better
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Because that's what the fuck she did when she
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was here. She made the earth a better place Right
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today I was beautifully said well like fucking
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I I saw like I Saw at least five tick tocks today
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of people being like yo shout out Dolly Parton
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She started that that book foundation that gives
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away a book a month to kids until the age of
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five and like she started it because Yeah, the
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imagination library because her dad was illiterate
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and she was like yo, I'm gonna make sure nobody
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else's dad is illiterate and I'm gonna have them
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read these books for free on my dollar and It's
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not just a thing in America. I learned that it
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was a thing all over the world had no idea thought
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it was just an American thing. But also, like
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me and Chris being from Knoxville, Dollywood
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is like, it's great. It's great price. It's great.
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Cool. Pretty fucking dope. The rides are fantastic.
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The the atmosphere is so nice. It's so nice there.
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It's very clean. Yeah, it is pretty clean. I
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feel like the last couple times I've been there
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prices really aren't aren't uh it exploded like
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every other theme park and so I'm like damn dolly
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you're just she just made the world a better
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place and I've been me and Sean have been saying
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this for years but like she was at the top of
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our list to go for to like wants to like go see
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at Bonnaroo and that would have been just like
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How how can you even get better than this? How
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is how is another possible outcome better than
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this? You can't name it. Cannot I would have
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I would have even taken her just showing up randomly.
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Yeah, like surprise guest somebody. Hey, it's
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it's me Dolly. Yeah. Oh my god. Dolly Parton
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shows up to the Kesha Super Jam Dude, you know
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But anyway, um, I know we got weird out Which
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was equally fantastic It's just like when rush
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came out to go to sing closer to the heart with
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South Park Yes. It's almost the exact same. Topical.
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Topical if we watched that on Saturday. You were
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very passionate. I was. Very drunk. Yeah. Yeah.
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Both things can be true. What else can we do?
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Just watching TV. I was having a great time.
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Okay. Let's talk about football. Saturday. Well,
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there's actually, I was looking at one of my
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books and it was like, there's games on Thursday
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with a bunch of nobodies. It's FCS. Yeah. FCS
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starts on Thursday. I have 12 games I want to
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say. I am not going to, I'm going to waste my
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money on football games I actually think I know
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about. I'm not going to waste my money on games
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I know I know nothing about. Responsible. And
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so Saturday starts what? 11? 11 a .m. Central,
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yes. 11 Central. UNC at TCU. Not really at TCU.
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They're across the pond. Oh, this is the Ireland
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game? Erlingus. OK. So much fun to say. I love
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it. Okay, I really don't have too much to say
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Really about any of these games just with some
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very small amount of knowledge that I do have
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for Like maybe half the teams However, one of
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those things is UNC will be bad this year because
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of Chris Not because of Chris because like I
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know that because of Chris Yeah, he cursed them
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And with it being across the pond And I hate
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to do this I Hate to do this but money's money.
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I got to do under 47 and a half This game's probably
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gonna stink. I hope it doesn't It's like this
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game will rock and I'll have a good time watching
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it or this game will suck and I'll win money
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Seems like a win -win to me. I don't know and
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that's Will's analysis, Chris, do you have any,
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any sort of informed decision? I do. First of
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all, I agree. And I'm going to kind of one up
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yet. And I would say one up, but I'm going to
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take a similar approach to this. I'm taking first
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quarter under nine and a half. I think it's plus
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105 or four on Fandl. Fandl is one of the only
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books, shout out that has that lineup right now.
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A few others don't. So shout out. But I do have
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I came with some stats for week zero Ireland.
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Um, so dating back to about the eighties, they,
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they haven't played games every year there, but,
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um, they have played football there off and on
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since the mid eighties, I want to say, um, they're
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averaging or first quarters averaging about 11
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points per game. And obviously that's higher
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than the nine and a half, but you have to factor
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in some of those actually a decent amount of
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those games where Navy or Notre Dame's being
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the shit out of Navy. Like I think I forget how
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many games exactly. I think Notre Dame and Navy
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have played in Ireland about five or six times
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and Notre Dame's rocks their shit every time.
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So, so you got to kind of take that into account
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for the stat. Another kind of specific one, seven
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of the last nine games in Ireland, only one team
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has scored in the first quarter. So I like that
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for this under nine and a half. I mean, it's
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a game in Europe, long travel, the weather is
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going to suck. That's not just like a general
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statement for Europe. The forecast is calling
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for wind and rain and kind of chilly temperatures.
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Shocker. But also from just a football standpoint,
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both teams breaking in new offensive coordinators,
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new quarterbacks. I doubt they're going to throw
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them into the fire and just have them sling it
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all over the yard and dogshit weather halfway
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across the world. North Carolina, last year they
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played TCU. TCU molly walked and he was 42 to
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seven. After that, North Carolina's defense did
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tighten up. They were very good at limiting explosive
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plays, especially later in the season. And they
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have a pretty solid defensive front. I would
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say that this team is going to suck this year,
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but their defense will be decent. So yeah, I
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think just they're going to I think both teams
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can run the ball. They're not gonna try to do
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anything flashy, especially in the first quarter.
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I like full game under, but I'm just gonna take
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first quarter under nine and a half. Let's just
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catch a ticket 15 minutes into the season. So
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I like that one. Sean, you got anything on this
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one? Yes, I also have the under 47 and a half.
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My notes also, you'd be proud. I went analog,
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going analog this season. Sorry. Notes. Oh, you
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can't mine. That is a notebook with paper. Notes
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are, teams suck, Ireland. Bad. Excellent. I feel
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like that's enough. Excellent. These teams do
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suck though. TCU is fine. They're not like, North
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Carolina sucks. TCU is a middle of the road.
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Like they're decent. Take pretty good. I mean,
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but they're not they're not going to like make
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a playoff or anything. But yeah, North Carolina
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is very bad. Hopefully. Well, I might sprinkle
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that first quarter under nine and a half. I wrote
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it down just in case. OK, moving on. Next game,
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San Jose State at USC. I do not have a pick for
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this. Because I got I Want to say sticker shock,
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but it's not a sticker Spread shock. This was
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the first big spread. I've seen It's six months.
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So I don't know what to think here. Obviously
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San Jose State Stinks and USC. I don't even know
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if they're good, but like I don't know if they're
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31 points favorite good And then it's like I
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think it's 38. Yeah, well I didn't buy to type
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it out. I didn't write it down. So It over 30
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I haven't seen a spread over 30 In many moons,
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so I don't know what to think about this game.
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I also don't know anything about these teams.
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So Chris Can you break it down for me? Yeah,
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I mean it's big all spread I don't It's it's
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correct. I would say but I mean Big spreads like
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that. You can get kind of dice in the fourth
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quarter I'm standing away from it taking over
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60 and a half Lincoln Riley and USC love to beat
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up on these cupcake teams beginning of the season
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They beat I mean I want to say it was Utah State
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last year Maybe it wasn't last year. They beat
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someone like legit like 60 to 6 they don't really
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Like they'll call, they'll keep their starters
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in for three ish quarters. And then when the
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backups come in, they're still slinging it all
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over the yard. I mean, Lincoln rally just, he
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runs it up. And honestly, this year he kind of,
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I don't say he has a reason to, but, um, they're
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breaking in a lot of new, highly touted young
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guys. Uh, they're, he's going to see what these
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guys can do. Uh, they've got like five legitimate
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receivers on this team. So I think they're all
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going to get equal reps. Um, yeah, I mean, San
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Jose state there. abysmal. Their defense was
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one of the worst in college football last season.
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And pretty much any player with sort of talent
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from that unit left in the portal, they're going
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to be bad. USC, their offense not exactly or
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defense, excuse me, not exactly world beaters.
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So I think San Jose could get maybe 10. And that
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should be enough to get us over 60 and a half.
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Okay. Will be taking I'll tell that Plus I want
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to bet an over after betting a first quarter
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under and probably end up bang full game under
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in the first game Yeah, Sean, do you have any
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insight on this game or I Do thanks to our friends
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at the trend center Taking USC minus 39 and a
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half trend center has a trend Ranked home favorites
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and it is 33 3 & 1 17 game win streak 10 & 0
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in the last 10 up 20 almost 30 units Yeah, they
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just dominate Week one openers teams like this.
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They just dominate these really shitty teams.
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So Trust the trends It's really all I got but
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Think that's enough That's enough for me I Blindly
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follow the trend center for most of these picks
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actually well moving on Next game. We got we
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got NC State at, Virginia I Mean I guess I'll
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give my pick first so it's the under again under
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53 and a half Brought to you by the trend center.
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This one's titled week one dogs Plus two and
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a half to plus ten over under forty four and
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a half to fifty eight and a half. And the under
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in these games is 160, 105 and five. Damn. Yep.
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I wasn't expecting a 160. That's crazy. Yep.
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160, 105 and five. Seven and three in the last
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ten over 60 percent win rate. You're up forty
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four and a half units. I'm going to take the
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under. I feel like every game that I've watched
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Virginia play has not been flashy ever. So there's
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that too. NC State, I honestly don't know what
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I'm going to get with them. It feels like that
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kind of every year. At least I remember it that
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way. But shit, that's all I got. Sean, do you
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want to go next? Yeah, I'll go next. I'm just
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going to have a little fun with this one. NC
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State Moneyline plus 185. Yeah, I did some digging.
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This Dave Dorian guy, who's the head coach for
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the Wolves in their 14 seasons, he is 4 -0 versus
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the Cavaliers. So let's make it 5 -0. Let's just
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see what happens. Just feel like throwing away
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$10. But yeah, who cares? This is like middle
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of the afternoon like you're not gonna watch
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I'm not gonna watch I'll probably be taking a
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nap Yeah What times this game on 230 Yeah, it's
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you're not gonna turn on Jacksonville State North
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Dakota State keep Sacramento State Eastern Michigan
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Just kind of just keep your eyes on this game
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Yeah, just sweat this one out That's what I feel
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like. Chris? I like it. I haven't officially
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made a bet on this yet, but I am leaning heavily
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towards NC State plus five and a half. I just
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think both these teams lost a lot in the portal,
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especially Virginia. They lost quarterback and
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their two leading rushers. Bo Pribula, the quarterback
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from Mizzou they brought in, he's just been incredibly
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inconsistent. I don't. I don't trust Virginia.
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Um, yeah. Dorian's four and O against Virginia.
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I saw that today. I was like, yeah, probably
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going to bet NC state. Um, see, I like CJ Bailey,
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the quarterback for NC state. Um, they did lose
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a lot of receivers though. That was kind of the
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only reason I hadn't officially locked it in
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yet, but I think now talking now, yeah, I'm,
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I'm, I'm may sprinkle money on, but I'm probably
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going to take Wolfpack plus five and a half.
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Hell yeah. Moving on. Jax State versus North
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Dakota State I did no research on this. I didn't
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even look at the trend center. Maybe I did I
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don't remember I'm taking North Dakota State
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minus six and a half. I feel like this team Every
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time I watch North Dakota State. I'm like this
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team rocks. I haven't watched them very much,
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but each time I have It's been pretty fun. So
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I'm gonna do it minus six and a half Who cares
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It's only money. Chris, what do you think? Um,
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this has potentially be one of the most entertaining
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games on the slate. Uh, North Dakota state first
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game in the FBS QC champs, Jack state traveling
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to the Fargo dome. That place is going to be
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fucking rocking. That being said, seven and a
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half. I got seven and a half. That's a lot of
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points. Um, I'm taking Jack state plus seven
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and a half. Let's thread this needle. We can
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all win. But, um, I just, it's a big step up
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in competition. It's just, that's just a lot
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of points. I like, I know, uh, Jacksonville state,
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the last cam cook, they're started running back
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to West Virginia in the off season. They got
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a couple of good wide receivers and, uh, Deandre
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and Ron L. Johnson's, um, I don't think they're
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related, but, um, uh, this DeAndre Johnson is
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6 '8", like 220 pounds. This motherfucker's huge.
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I just, I think this could be a tight game. I
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can see fourth quarter is going to be tight,
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so give me the dog over a touchdown. I was going
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back and forth with this one for a while, because
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all summer, not all summer, probably about a
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month, I was like, okay, I'm taking Jack State
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anything over a touchdown. And then we kept moving.
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It got down to six, six and a half. And I was
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like, North Dakota State. Yep. That place is
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going to be electric. That's a hard Fargo domes,
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tough place to play. I think I might take the
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Bison's or yeah. And then I saw seven half pop
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back up again. And I was like, okay, I'm taking
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Jackson State. So If it was six and a half widely,
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I know there was some six and a half still out
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there. Obviously you got it. But if it was just
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six and a half across the board, I'd take that
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take North coast state, but seven and a half.
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I'm taking the Cox. I think that could be allowed
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to win the game. I don't know. It's gonna be
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crazy, but give me plus seven half. Sean, you
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got anything? I will be abstaining from this
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one. Out of protest? No. Just because I didn't
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have time to look at it. You don't have to bet
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every game. That's another reason. I'm not going
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to watch this game as well. So I'd recommend
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at least tuning in. I think it would be pretty
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fun. All right. I'm going to be on true TV. I
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actually don't know what it's. We'll be on the
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history channel. Bravo. Who are we talking to?
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Paul Mark. CBS Sports Network. That was my next
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guess. It was the CBS Sports Network. A completely
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normal channel for sports to be on. Okay, well,
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moving on here. So Sacramento State versus Eastern
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Michigan. I also did, I think I actually referred
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to the TrendCenter app for this one. Let me find
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it. So TrendCenter only had two, what the hell?
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Why did I pick? I have the overwritten down over
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52 and a half. I don't remember why. I don't
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know. Anyone else got anything? Um, I might be
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abstaining from this game. Um, I have, I guess
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I kind of a bet baked in because I have Sacramento
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State under four and a half wins. Um, yeah, I
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just don't think this team is going to stink.
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Uh, they, Were not the coaches were not really
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prepared. I touched on this when I gave out the
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window They're not really prepared to jump the
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FPS in terms of like the talent they were recruiting
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they're going into the season trying thinking
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they were gonna be an FCS independent, which
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is You're not recruiting the cream of the crop
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even at the FCS level if you're an independent
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So I still think it'd be that good now. They
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have to travel halfway across the country for
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every single game. They play That being said
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Nine and a half. I've seen 10 and a half elsewhere,
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but I think nine and a half is a widely available
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number. That's a lot of points for Eastern Michigan.
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They're bad. They're returning a lot of talent
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from last year. Last year they lost to Long Island
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at home. Long Island is bad. They're FCS bad.
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I'm probably going to abstain. I thought about
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taking Sac State plus if it gets, if something
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like 11 and a half or 10 and a half pops up maybe,
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but I'm probably going to stay with this one.
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Responsible. You can get it at 10 on DraftKings.
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That's just, I just, I just don't like it. I,
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both these things are going to be bad. So I don't,
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I don't, I don't, I don't like it. I don't like
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it. So I'm not going to bet it responsible. Yeah.
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I kind of had the same mindset where I was like,
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uh, both of these teams kind of suck. This is
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a week zero game right here. This is week zero.
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Yes. This is your traditional week zero game.
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Yes. Yeah. So out of protest for that, I will
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be abstaining. This is one game I, because it
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starts like an hour after Jack state, North Dakota
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state. I'm probably not going to be watching.
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I might tune in half time or something of other
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games, but I'm probably going to be. Not really
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even watching this one. Yeah, but then New Mexico
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State Florida State starts like 30 minutes later.
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Yeah. Yeah, probably not gonna watch it Speaking
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of Speaking of the next game is New Mexico State,
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Florida State Someone else go first Sean go first.
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Okay, I'm gonna take the over at 52 and a half
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Fun. This is like the first, like, I feel like
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real game. No disrespect. But I'm kind of tired
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of betting unders. Spoiler alert. So let's just
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have some fun. It's 6 .30 in the afternoon. Woke
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up from your nap. Ready to watch some good old
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football. Over 52 and a half. Chris, what do
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you got? I like it. I'm going to take a little
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bit of a different approach. I'm taking floor
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state team total over 41 and a half. Mike Norvell,
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he's all but fired. He needs pretty much anything
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to get some sort of spark in this team. And I
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think potentially hanging 60 on one of the worst
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teams in the FPS is a hell of a way to do it.
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Last year they had, they were kind of in a similar
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spot. Obviously they beat Alabama, but Norvell
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Was coming in the season was on a hot seat. He
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needed to rack up some wins So whether they do
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they be East Texas A &M 77 to 3 and Kent State
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66 to 10 Honestly like They might score sick
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that if they don't have 35 in the first half.
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I think something's gone terribly wrong They're
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north near North New Mexico State is just dog
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water I don't think they're gonna be able to
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do much for anything on offense. That's gonna
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lead short drives and their defense just getting
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Gashed. Uh, I thought about taking the over straight
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up, but I was like, I just, what if New Mexico
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city doesn't score the whole game? That was my
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only fear. Um, which even if they don't, like
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I said, Florida state could put up 60. Um, so
27:38
yeah, uh, it was probably my favorite bed of
27:41
the weekend, honestly. Um, so yeah, Florida state
27:44
over 41 and a half, um, for one. Brief fleeting
27:48
moment. Florida state fans will be happy this
27:50
season before reality sets in. Well, you got
27:54
anything? Yes, I have the over brought to you
27:58
by the trend center. Uh, this trend it's rated
28:03
97 very high. Uh, this is, uh, it's titled low
28:09
total, uh, high spread overs. The record is two
28:14
46. 137 and six a win rate of over 64 percent
28:21
and eight one and one in the last ten If you
28:25
had written this ever since the beginning you'd
28:29
been up 95 .3 units I'm going over over 52 and
28:35
a half Keep it simple. Okay next game Hawaii
28:43
versus Stanford I believe we talked about this
28:49
very briefly Last year But I believe that the
28:55
new head coach. Well, he's not new anymore the
28:58
the head coach of Hawaii. I think he's like He's
29:02
like four and oh against the spread and a home
29:04
openers or something. Hang on. Well, this is
29:07
on the road so Hawaii season opener since 2010
29:13
the 13 and three against the spread. So, well,
29:18
there's my pick. It's Hawaii plus four. That's
29:23
my pick. I don't have it. Stanford's a bunch
29:26
of nerds. They got a bunch of people from the
29:30
island in Hawaii, so they're tough. Go get them.
29:36
That's all I got. Chris. No play as of yet. Um,
29:45
I hate, I love bet in Hawaii week one. I bet
29:48
him last year against Stanford plus three and
29:50
a half and they won outright. But that this is
29:54
a very, very different team than that whole idea.
29:57
Um, all their receivers who were actually pretty
30:00
good last year, all of them except one left,
30:02
I believe his name lessons Ashby or Ash something.
30:05
Uh, he hasn't practiced all camp pretty much.
30:07
He's had, I think it's a hamstring issue. Um,
30:12
I, they're much weaker in the trenches, especially
30:15
the offensive line. They don't have the Tokyo
30:17
toe famous Japanese kicker who won them the game
30:21
last year or last season. I just, uh, I don't
30:25
know, but this line was five and a half for most
30:28
of the week. And I've seen. Did drop down to
30:31
like three and a half times today. So today being
30:34
Tuesday, I, I need to do more research into why
30:37
the hell that happened. Um, So as of now, I would
30:41
lean Stanford, but I, something, I feel like
30:45
something's fishy with this one. So I'm going
30:46
to do some research and honestly, I'm, I might
30:49
just take why for the vibes. Cause that's pretty
30:51
much what I did last year and it worked out pretty
30:53
well. So nothing as of yet check the Twitter
30:57
on Saturday morning. Oh yeah. Sean, you got anything?
31:03
Yeah. Once again, brought to you by our friends
31:07
at the Trends Center app, under 48 and a half,
31:11
week one, prime time home favorites over under
31:15
58, if the over under is under 58. It is 111,
31:22
50 and one. Nine and one in its last 10, up 56
31:26
units overall. Yeah, just vibes. Sorry, I'm not
31:33
more in depth, but I honestly don't hate that.
31:37
That is what, that is what the trend center is
31:38
for. If you are in a rush like me and you need
31:42
to get a bed in because you do a show or you're
31:46
just itching for some football, they give you
31:49
picks. I don't, they're not bad. I don't hate
31:54
that. Honestly, because if Hawaii's offense,
31:57
if they can't really throw the ball there. I'm
31:59
pretty screwed. Um, and then I think Stanford
32:01
might just try to run it down their throats.
32:03
It's pretty much what they did last year and
32:04
it almost worked. They were driving down to in
32:06
the game and they tried to throw it for some
32:08
reason and got picked off. Um, so, but yeah,
32:11
I'm, I like that. I might take that under. Great.
32:15
Love it. Love it even more. Already loved it.
32:18
What'd you say it was? Was it 53 and a half?
32:21
It's 48 and a half, 48 and a half. It's still
32:23
fun. Moving on next game. Well, it's just the
32:28
last game of the of the slate it's Memphis at
32:33
UNLV Or is it another way around? Is it in? Okay,
32:38
I'm good at UNLV. Yeah. All right Shit, I think
32:44
I brought this out the trend center. It's the
32:46
under 56 and a half That's all I got I'm not
32:53
even gonna try to form a cohesive thought information
32:57
that I've dug up that I haven't so There it is
33:02
brought to you by the trend center Chris Do you
33:05
have an informed an actual informed decision?
33:09
I don't have an official pick yet. I do like
33:12
that though both offenses trying out new transfer
33:14
quarterbacks Not their team is really named a
33:17
starter. They're kind of Acting like they're
33:21
that both might get reps. So we'll see what goes
33:23
on there I do like Memphis's defense. They got
33:26
a pretty solid defense. Their coach is good defensive
33:28
mind coach You know, we I lean Memphis plus five
33:33
and a half in this one You know these defense
33:35
last year, especially against the run was just
33:37
hot garbage. They were one of the worst in the
33:38
country I Don't really trust either quarterback
33:44
they have Jackson Ardell and Alex Orji. Yeah,
33:50
last name's Orji. That's hilarious. But Jackson
33:54
Ardell. Terrible at Oklahoma. Terrible at Auburn.
33:58
I don't trust him at all. I know this is a massive
33:59
step down in competition, but I still think he's
34:02
bad. Yeah, I don't know the play as of yet. I
34:06
do like that under. I might take a torn between
34:09
that either that in Memphis plus five and a half.
34:11
Stay tuned to Saturday on Twitter. See my official
34:16
pick on that one Sorry, yeah Yeah, I'm also gonna
34:20
go under 56 I think there's just too much data
34:24
on these unders because it's like if you look
34:27
at these trends on the trend center, it's 162
34:31
games 207 games 270 games 364 games 537 games
34:40
And there's even one that has 953 games all pointed
34:46
towards the under and they all have a record
34:49
of 50 % 55 % or above Some going up to 66 % So
34:58
I think you just kind of got to trust the numbers
35:01
on this one Yeah, that's crazy, yeah there it
35:09
is All righty, well that's the slate I See what
35:16
I mean what else Anything else in the NFL I mean
35:23
the Titans had a preseason game. I actually did
35:26
not get to watch it good my With whoever's YouTube
35:33
TV account I was using decided to stop paying
35:35
for it, so I don't have it Which is weird because
35:40
that guy likes college football and it's about
35:42
to start so I wonder what he's doing Is it your
35:46
dad? It is my dad. My dad stopped paying for
35:49
YouTube TV But college football is about to start
35:54
so I don't I Don't know what he's doing But anyway,
36:00
so I didn't get my dad and just spent his days
36:03
at the bar Yeah, my dad doesn't really drink
36:07
a lot My dad doesn't really drink. I don't know.
36:14
Anyway, um, but I get to, I didn't get to watch
36:17
it. Um, but we won guys. Yeah. Our third string
36:25
is better than theirs because that's that this
36:30
defense is going to be so bad. I'm really trying
36:34
not to overreact, but I mean, they just got fucking
36:36
torched. Uh, again, by backups. I just drew lock
36:43
fucking cooked him. It was crazy. Yeah. I mean,
36:48
did he throw it in completion? I know at one
36:51
point he was 10 for 10. I don't know if you finished.
36:53
I mean, I think they took him out when he was
36:57
perfect. No, this, this defense is going to be
37:02
bad, which is disappointing to say when we spent
37:06
a fuck ton of money on that side of the ball,
37:09
but yeah, I know. Well, did Simmons play at all?
37:13
I think I can't remember if someone else said
37:15
that he might've played a little bit in this
37:18
one. I thought I saw him out there. Okay. I don't
37:21
know snaps, but I don't think he played much.
37:24
Yeah. The defensive front. I mean, it's not all
37:29
the secondary. It's making me think of like 2013,
37:33
2014, like This, whatever, flot, I, I hate him
37:40
so far. This guy is awful. And if he's a starter,
37:45
I might, this, it might be like parish cox levels
37:48
of hatred for this guy. Oh, he's a starter. Yeah.
37:51
No, I'm very, he shouldn't, he shouldn't be.
37:56
Yeah. We paid him like $60 million in like free
38:00
agency. I think. Yeah. He's bad. Again, it's
38:11
preseason. It's not over react. But if I have
38:16
my expectations for this team are just plummeting
38:21
with each passing preseason. Yeah, three years,
38:25
$45 million. I remember that because free agency
38:29
was the day of like we were all traveling back
38:34
from your bachelor party, Chris. And I was keeping
38:38
up with it on my phone. There's a cord out flat.
38:44
And then our friend Jimmy was like, Oh, he was
38:46
on the Giants. He's pretty good. But he might
38:49
have been lying. Because he's an Eagles fan.
38:52
Because he's a liar. He likes to get people's
39:01
hopes up just to watch them die. Yeah, I hope
39:06
that kills you cam look Marginally better, I
39:11
guess He still isn't really impressing me all
39:14
that much. I'm not hitting the panic button like
39:16
it seems every other person who watches football
39:20
is He's got a real that shit in like yeah, I'm
39:29
just he's missed he's missed a couple now where
39:31
I'm like you gotta catch. I'm really hoping that's
39:35
just like some sort of jitters. And once he gets
39:38
actual like actual football game reps, it'll
39:42
get better. But I don't know. I was cautiously
39:50
optimistic before the preseason. I was like,
39:52
if we can win six or Seven games. I was trying
40:00
not to say it, but if we can win like six or
40:03
seven games, I'll be very, I'll be happy. It's
40:08
looking like maybe four. I mean, this defense
40:12
is abysmal. Can't do it again. I mean, we might.
40:19
It's been so many years. Yeah. We were in the
40:25
AFC Championship game. Yeah, five years ago.
40:35
2021. One. No, we were in the AFC 2019. That
40:41
was 2019, 2019, 2020. It was the very beginning.
40:45
It was it was it was 2020 like the actual calendar
40:48
year 2020. Yeah, yeah. Right when everything
40:54
fell apart. So did the tightness What'd y 'all
41:00
think about the alternates we're gonna be wearing
41:02
against Jacksonville Was that that photo session
41:08
thing that that big Jeff was in with that guy
41:11
from busting with the boys That's what that guy
41:15
was from I think so I Saw that picture of him.
41:21
Yeah, and I'd know do the other guy was I think
41:23
they're fine compared to some of the others.
41:26
I want to win some fucking football games. Yeah.
41:29
They're really not concerned with any more jerseys
41:32
we get this year. Yeah. And I saw Big Cat had
41:35
an excellent point. He was like, like, this is
41:38
the NFL. Like, I'm getting a little jerseied
41:41
out. Do this in college. All you want. Have some
41:46
fun. It's kind of that's very college. It was
41:49
like, this is the NFL. We're like. Wear your
41:51
fucking color like you have three you have three
41:54
and you wear the third one two or three times
41:57
a season Quit with this bullshit, and I agree
42:00
with that and I I think the design for the Titans
42:03
one is fine I know it's they're not New color
42:08
very different colors concern. We're pretty much
42:10
for them last year, but I Dislike one of my pet
42:15
peeves and sports baseball does a lot. It's when
42:17
they do these like alternates and it's just Not
42:21
the team's colors at all Yeah, and I it's like
42:26
the Titans kind of get a pass cuz like I said
42:28
they were these colors at least pretty much last
42:31
year, but I Don't that is like my hang up with
42:35
it, but I do like music city. I do like that
42:40
That was cool. I thought the numbers were cool.
42:42
Um Yeah We won't be the worst dressed team on
42:46
the field that week, because we are wearing them
42:47
against Jacksonville, I'm pretty sure. And Jacksonville
42:50
is our booty. They got the Lululemon leopard
42:56
pants. Literally booty. Yeah. Just for our game,
43:05
for the Titans Jags, bring back Color Rush. Bring
43:09
back the light blue and the wet dog turd. Brown
43:14
for the Jags. This is what Titans Jags is. It's
43:19
questionable jerseys on a Thursday night that
43:22
nobody cares about. That is Titans Jags. They're
43:25
taking it away from our from our culture. You
43:29
know what? At this point? Yeah, bring you back.
43:33
We need to come back to a sense of normalcy.
43:37
I think we need to be brought down a peg. This
43:40
is what we need to do is we need to be humbled.
43:44
When was the last time we had a Titans Jags on
43:46
Thursday night? That's always what people say
43:48
is like the quintessential Thursday night matchup.
43:51
And I don't think we play on Thursday night.
43:52
And I mean, the Titans alone haven't played on
43:54
Thursday night two years. Yeah. And the last
43:58
time we played on Thursday night, wasn't it the
44:01
Dolphins? I thought that was that Packers. I
44:04
thought that was that Packers game where Downing
44:06
got a DUI after. Oh man, that was so long ago.
44:10
And Tana Hill was still the quarterback? I think
44:12
so. Oh, Jesus. So I was longer than Thursday
44:16
night. I maybe wasn't the last bone on Thursday
44:21
night. Maybe it wasn't the last. It's the last
44:23
one that comes to mind, but I don't know if that
44:27
might not be the actual. Thursday night. Maybe
44:35
that was Sunday night. The Packers? No, it was
44:38
definitely Thursday. Yeah, because I remember
44:40
we didn't have a game obviously that weekend
44:42
and I just remember Twitter and everybody, all
44:46
they were talking about was Todd Downey. Yeah.
44:49
I was working Thursday night. Oh, so we, the
44:54
last one was 2023. We lost 20 to 16 to Pittsburgh.
45:01
I do not remember that. In Pittsburgh? Yeah.
45:04
Okay. Did you say 2013? Twenty twenty three.
45:08
Oh, twenty two. I may have said twenty thirteen.
45:10
I apologize. Twenty twenty three. That would
45:12
have been that would have been Will Levis. Right.
45:17
Or Malik. I have no I do not remember this game
45:24
whatsoever. You could tell me they played on
45:28
the moon and I'd be like, all right, yeah, sure.
45:31
I genuinely have like no recollection of this
45:33
game. Steelers. No, we don't have to talk about
45:40
it. I'm more curious with the stats. Let's see.
45:50
Yeah, I mean, the uniforms are fine. I don't
45:55
I just want football. You see the Viking side
45:59
before we can talk about something else left,
46:01
but the Vikings, whatever the rivalry where they're
46:04
calling these, they're pretty sick. They're all
46:07
purple pretty much. And they had like a cool
46:09
like stripe design on the helmet. I thought those
46:11
were the best. I've not seen those. They're pretty
46:14
cool. The Packers or the Jags were the worst.
46:18
I thought the Texans kind of sucked because they're
46:20
just making their whole identity about bitching
46:23
that they don't have oilers colors. And also
46:26
just the design is bad. The numbers are huge.
46:33
I think those suck. And the Packards are just
46:36
boring as hell. They have the white helmet though,
46:39
that's kind of cool. Yeah, by the H. That's fucking,
46:43
that's just straight, they just stole our whole
46:46
flow. Like that's literally like our colors we
46:50
wear today. I feel like every other tweet I see
46:56
from either the Texans actual account or fans
46:59
is just them bitching about how they can't wear
47:02
Orler's colors. It's like just their whole identity
47:07
now Lick my butthole. Yeah, fuck you. You're
47:12
not it and people who People who complain about
47:17
that are like always belong to the city. No,
47:19
it shouldn't that's not how businesses work This
47:23
is business. Yes, like grow up But anyway, we
47:28
don't have to go on that tangent You're talking
47:31
about the Vikings helmet I thought I thought
47:33
the whole drink the ones down the middle. Yeah.
47:36
Okay. Yeah, those are pretty sick. I thought
47:39
they got rid of the horns on the side and I was
47:41
like, big mistake. Yeah, huge. We want to wear
47:47
blue. Blue is my favorite color. Let's just look
47:51
at these replies on Shut up, bitch Texans. Joel
47:57
here about this. change of topic, if we want
48:00
to keep talking about Jersey as we can, but you'll
48:02
hear about the 49ers. I forget, is he owner?
48:08
What was he? Yeah, former CEO, I guess he stepped
48:11
down. CEO of the 49ers. He got busted in a prostitution
48:16
sting at a trailer park in middle of nowhere
48:19
Ohio. Oh, I saw that on a meme. I didn't read
48:23
into it. But I did see it. Did you do any sort
48:27
of reading into it? I read a couple articles
48:29
apparently. Yeah, he I don't know why he was
48:32
in this neck of the woods, but yeah, he responded
48:35
to a prostitution ad multiple times. He reached
48:39
out to this person who was actually an undercover
48:42
cop, reached out to this person multiple times
48:45
to like meet. And yeah, he got arrested at a
48:50
trailer park and, um, for me to get the actual
48:54
town's name. But yeah, it's middle of nowhere,
48:59
Ohio. And this is a 49ers owner. Yeah, former,
49:06
but yeah, I think he has since stepped down.
49:14
Well, I mean, that would be the last place that
49:20
anyone would expect an owner of an NFL team to
49:23
be. Yeah Name of the town of East Palestine,
49:29
Ohio. Oh Put them on the map You think if I mean
49:38
at least Robert Kraft went to rub and tug This
49:44
guy would just Robert Kraft just went down the
49:46
street this guy flew the Midwest and Like I don't
49:54
know man. I just don't get like I assume this
49:56
man is a multi -multi -millionaire Why are you
50:01
going to suits in California, maybe that's just
50:03
talking about maybe that yeah, I think there's
50:05
a few Maybe that's his thing. Maybe he likes
50:10
he likes it to get a little trashy. So he's fine.
50:12
Your Reno's really close You have to get them
50:17
there I think legally yeah Doesn't do it for
50:23
him doesn't satisfy them not anymore. He's done
50:27
with it I'm done with that Reno those Reno whores
50:32
Yeah, I'd like I heard about it. I don't know
50:35
when like when it broke I was like, oh, that's
50:37
kind of funny but then like I was like I actually
50:39
kind of want to read into this and the more I
50:41
read I was like What is why is he doing all of
50:45
it? Yeah, that's the substation claims another
50:50
one Did the substation tweet about it? I hope
50:55
so. I haven't seen anything. That'd be funny.
51:02
Makes the brain weaker. Like muscles and tendons
51:07
and bones. I did see another substation. I don't
51:12
know if it was from the actual account, but it
51:14
was about the substation. It's just every video
51:16
from 49ers camp, you see it in the background.
51:19
And somebody just quote tweeted a video. It's
51:21
just standing there. Menacingly. I think this
51:29
account got blocked or something. Oh, is it gone?
51:35
They have no posts. That's strange. Wait. It's
51:41
the electrical substation, right? I think, I
51:44
don't remember this exact like handle, but yeah,
51:46
it was called something like that. Yeah, I think
51:49
my name's the wrong one. That'd be a shame. They
51:57
were, they were doing great work. Yeah. One of
52:02
the few things keeping us entertained. Well,
52:08
Mike Evans now has a groin injury. Shocker. I
52:13
can't plan. I mean, this is I focus penis. They
52:22
did. They did tweet about it. It says Jed, because
52:28
his name is Jed York. Jed, your GM says you can't
52:32
blame this one on me. Classic. That's funny.
52:39
It was like, this is a very sad mugshot. I mean,
52:43
yeah, you got busted in a prostitution. Yeah.
52:45
But he's, he's already in like trailer park.
52:48
Yeah. But he's already in like the, the prison
52:51
garb. Like he wasn't taken from the trailer park
52:56
in his normal clothes. Like he was like, Nope,
52:59
you're going to jail. And then you're getting
53:03
your picture taken. You go in here. We're going
53:09
to process you later. Speaking of pervs, Sean
53:17
Watson, QB one Cleveland. Hey guys, it'd be really
53:22
cool if you could stop bullying me. What a chode.
53:26
Yeah. What a moron. I don't remember who had
53:34
this take. But I think it was on first take yesterday,
53:39
but they said that Brown's fans should just stop
53:42
going to the games It's like I mean, yeah Yeah,
53:50
they're I mean, they're also going to be bad
53:53
You don't even have to make it like a moral thing
53:58
No, but no, I'm just saying like yeah, I mean
54:04
if you're like The steam like you're not gonna
54:07
be missing out. Like if you force yourself to
54:10
go it's gonna be It's not like you're gonna be
54:12
good They're crazy they're crazy Yeah, they have
54:22
insane fans Have you seen a lot of the pictures
54:26
from like various tailgates from when they act
54:29
before he actually played for them but it was
54:32
just like somebody has a I think it was like
54:35
a blow up doll on a table with like a sign that
54:39
is like rubbing tugs aren't elite or happy endings
54:42
aren't illegal. And one little bit how quickly
54:50
how the tides have turned because he's bad. Yeah,
54:56
I remember that I remember a bunch of videos
55:00
of people during tailgates were like, Hey, Deshaun
55:04
Watson. Hey, this guy's awesome. And just like
55:10
making making light of the situation. And it
55:14
was like, listen, I, I'm all for being right
55:18
or die, but a month later, they were just kind
55:24
of like, hmm, yeah, it was happy endings were
55:26
kind of fucked up. I think We've been doing this
55:33
show long enough that we could go back to when
55:37
Deshaun got you know signed by the Browns and
55:41
We could probably find some takes of one of one
55:45
or all three of us being like yeah They will
55:49
turn on you when you become bad because he will
55:52
be bad I'm pretty sure one of us three said that
55:57
at some point Yeah, we had to Probably. And I
56:02
mean, that's true. I see. I saw the one guy tweet
56:07
something. He was like, like, so let me understand.
56:10
It was like Michael Vick, forgiven. Kobe, forgiven.
56:14
Tiger Woods, forgiven. Deshaun Watson's booed
56:17
mercilessly. A lot of people are like, yeah,
56:19
dude, all those guys were really good after their
56:24
shit went down. Like, that's all like, let's
56:27
stop pretending that this isn't a thing in sports.
56:30
If he was really good and they were winning football
56:32
games, no one would give a fuck about that, especially
56:35
the NFL. Nobody cared. Like there's terrible
56:37
people on NFL rosters who get forgiven because
56:40
they're good. If but Michael Vick also went to
56:44
prison. Yeah, Michael Vick did his time. And
56:47
he's been so I wanted giving back to communities
56:50
and shit like like, making it better. Yeah, he
56:53
didn't. get away with any infamously opposite
56:59
of that. Um, but yeah, I saw that people making
57:03
that point too, but it's also like, yeah, he's
57:05
also just Deshaun Watson is just a very bad football
57:08
player right now. That's why he's getting booed.
57:12
Let's be honest. But is he a better player or
57:18
a better person? that. Now that's a thinker.
57:24
That seems like some type of ethical question,
57:27
to be honest. Because they're on the internet.
57:32
It's like, people will say like, oh, man, he
57:34
was a great player, but an even better person.
57:36
And it's like, okay. But like people were saying
57:41
that about JJ watt, but like JJ watt was like
57:43
one of the best defensive players of all time.
57:46
Is he really that good of a guy? I think J .J.
57:51
Watt is kind of a good guy. I mean, you got to
57:54
be a borderline. Well, OK, he's kind of a good
57:57
guy to be a better person than you are. Oh, I
58:02
see what you're saying. Yeah. You're not saying
58:03
he's a bad guy. Is he a better player or a better
58:05
person? So he's a better player. Yeah. So you're
58:10
saying is Deshaun Watson a worse person or a
58:13
worse player? Yeah. But what is he worse at?
58:16
Let's revisit this week two or three. Let's put
58:19
a pin in this one. Because if he's even decent,
58:24
they'd be like, yeah, he's a way better football
58:26
player than he is a person. Writing this down
58:29
in my notepad. Yeah. Set an alarm for two, say
58:34
a week three. That's an excellent question. I'm
58:37
excited to figure that out. If he doesn't get
58:42
injured by then. That's true. I want. Oh, OK.
58:46
I always thought like. I know he had like, he
58:49
was hurt, but it seemed like what was his last
58:53
injury? Was it an ACL? I think it was an ACL
58:57
or maybe, maybe it was an elbow. Yeah. For whatever
59:01
reason, I felt like his last injury, maybe I
59:05
could be wrong because I don't pay attention
59:06
to Deshaun Watson news that often, but I felt
59:09
like his last injury wasn't true or his Achilles,
59:12
I think, but like he hasn't played in two years.
59:15
Is my wrong like I feel like it's been two full
59:18
seasons since he's played I think he played like
59:20
I think he toured it I think he tore his Achilles
59:23
like twice Did he not? Like the same one or I
59:28
don't know but I know he tore his Achilles Like
59:34
two years ago But he played last season right
59:39
did he a little bit I want to say he played a
59:43
little bit And then got injured. Oh, I thought
59:46
he didn't play at all. I thought it was just
59:49
Shador and Gabriel and maybe some Flacco sprinkled
59:54
in there. October 20th, 2024, ruptured his right
1:00:00
Achilles. Game seven against the Cincinnati Bengals,
1:00:03
ending his 2024 season. January 6th, interesting.
1:00:10
2025. Suffered a retear of his Achilles. Yes,
1:00:15
so on the same right Achilles during rehab. Oh
1:00:20
During rehab during rehab. He tore his Achilles
1:00:22
again. It was oh, it wasn't during a game. No,
1:00:25
okay that okay I was like he played in January
1:00:29
last year. I was like wait that just makes sense.
1:00:32
They were Like they weren't in the playoffs.
1:00:35
Yeah Okay, that makes more sense. Okay But yeah,
1:00:40
I just, I forgot about him re -injuring it. I
1:00:42
thought maybe that him and the Browns had an
1:00:44
agreement. It's like, Hey, we owe you all this
1:00:47
money. You're really bad. We don't want to play
1:00:49
you. Just sit over there. It has to be about
1:00:55
the money. Oh yeah. That has to be the only reason
1:01:00
he's the starter. It has to be. I mean, Shador
1:01:04
wasn't very good either. So it is possible that
1:01:07
he is slightly better. Like you paid Russell,
1:01:12
like the Giants paid Russell Wilson all that
1:01:14
money and he got benched. And it's like, I mean,
1:01:17
like, what are you going to do? Like you've got
1:01:20
to at least try. You've got to at least try and
1:01:23
get some ROI out of this investment. How long
1:01:27
they have not, but you you've got to try. How
1:01:32
long do you think is his leashes in terms of
1:01:34
like actual like. If he stays healthy, if they're
1:01:39
like two and six, do you think they're, or does
1:01:44
even make it that far? Do you think they're like,
1:01:47
no, I would say cut them. It's like, all right,
1:01:49
go back in there. I think by week five, if you're
1:01:54
two and three, you get the game. You get the
1:01:57
game started week six. If you're three and three,
1:02:00
you get game seven. And then it's, it's a one
1:02:02
week basis off that. Okay, it's like as long
1:02:06
as you don't fuck up as long as you don't throw
1:02:09
like four interceptions in one game Three interceptions
1:02:15
or however many I don't know what the threshold
1:02:18
is, but they open Jags bucks Panthers Steelers
1:02:23
Jets in their first five I don't know. I mean
1:02:31
Jags Who fucking probably lost, but who the hell
1:02:34
knows what they're going to be like? Bugs probably
1:02:36
lost. Panthers probably lost. Steelers. Probably
1:02:40
a loss, but probably knows Jets over. Then you
1:02:43
got Ravens, Titans, Steelers sent. Yeah, there's
1:02:46
suck. Bowers is like their first five wonder
1:02:51
what it's like. No, that's unfortunate. I know
1:02:54
if he pulls out a win against like. The bugs
1:02:58
or the Jags week one. It's like, maybe I think
1:03:05
it just depends on like how well he actually
1:03:08
adjusts. Cause he hasn't been on the football
1:03:10
field in like two years for an actual game. The
1:03:16
Browns are plus 600 on FanDuel have the worst
1:03:19
record. Is that the worst? Uh, no, the dolphins
1:03:24
plus two 20 dolphins plus two 20 Cardinals plus
1:03:29
two 50 jets. Jetson Brown 600 Oh, this doesn't
1:03:35
go in order order the Titans 750 I Feel like
1:03:47
there's got to be in like five or ten years.
1:03:51
There's gonna be a documentary on this This like
1:03:57
this decision and this specific era of the Browns,
1:04:02
because like, like this was like one major major
1:04:07
decision. And it fucked up everything. It's gonna
1:04:14
be called how does Sean Watson stole $264 million
1:04:19
and got away with it. Fully guaranteed. That's
1:04:27
what it's gonna be called the Sean Watson fully
1:04:30
guaranteed Guaranteed bozo No, it kept kind of
1:04:38
kept me away just just for the record not a good
1:04:42
guy No, just great. Yeah, yeah Chris do you uh,
1:04:50
we have a very short time here, but do you have
1:04:52
a NFL or MLB fun fact? Uh, no, I mean, I saw
1:04:57
something on Twitter a while back. I meant to
1:05:01
look it up. I can try to look it up at it real
1:05:06
quick. Okay. I'm probably not going to find it.
1:05:08
I can bring it next week. Um, cause it was pretty
1:05:11
entertaining. It was somewhat topical, but, um,
1:05:15
I'll find it. Bring it next week. All right.
1:05:18
We'll need something to talk about next week.
1:05:20
Real quick before we go. Do you guys know the
1:05:22
Tennessee Titans have not lost a football game
1:05:25
in eight months? That is that is true. I mean,
1:05:30
if I would have thought about it, I would have
1:05:32
known that, but I. Didn't. So, but I know that
1:05:38
some to hang your head on. I know that can't
1:05:41
be defeated against the Kansas City Chiefs. Just
1:05:44
a positive vibe to get your to get out of here
1:05:47
on when I lost the game in eight months. I didn't
1:05:51
watch any of the second half of the preseason
1:05:53
game. When I went to bed, I was just checking
1:05:55
scores. I was like, we won that thing. It's like,
1:05:59
all right, sure. Did not know that. Shout out
1:06:02
Joey Sly. Yeah, guy. Guy is that legitimately
1:06:06
guys got a fucking fantastic preseason. Yeah.
1:06:10
Cannon for four from 50 plus, I think. Yeah,
1:06:14
that's pretty. That was kind of his bugaboo last
1:06:17
year, which was bad because we. couldn't really
1:06:19
get it that close. It's as close as we could
1:06:23
get it for him. So he had to adjust. Good on
1:06:26
him. Oh, yes. Okay. I'm gonna end it. Thank you
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