Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 300: 3Hunna
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- 0:06New Jersey City June, we debate the North this shitty pok I. I
- 0:16just want to part the dog a lot. Mm hmmm, Mickey and Lamant
- 0:22de Doctor Waffe mm hmmm, l G M j Q and Baby Q.
- 0:28We bring come and bring their life to juke Girl. It's either the bod
- 0:34guys, Now everybody got a mic and like, but we deal do eat
- 0:41the best game. I feel like we start every episode from anyway. We
- 0:48should figure out a way for an accent. There's a different musical number exactly,
- 0:53and it just has to fit. It. Gotta be your New Jersey
- 0:56City, denywhere anywhere New York, New Jersey or anywhere New junk Vega,
- 1:03Jersey shitty d who stay or maybe you're gonna say New Delhi? Why where
- 1:10you come from? This is Hispanic man? And now you went through the
- 1:14New dey Okay? Oh god do I now talking? Well, since we're
- 1:19in Asia, don't you heard me? So? Now I get to do
- 1:38it at least five times with no comments. That's how I feel like it's
- 1:44even to me. Well, hey guys, it's still not that serious podcast
- 1:56me again, Like I said, think it's a better a drink These Benby
- 2:01Straws got like a lot of these drinks are phenomenal. What is it?
- 2:05What is it is? It's something. It's a good as hell and that's
- 2:09alcohol too. No, this is just sparkling apple. But you put a
- 2:16chipotle. Yeah, it's good as hell. Yeah, with a little spice,
- 2:22different flavors. I don't know. This is not an ad, by
- 2:24the way, it's not ad, but it could be. It could be.
- 2:30Send the email, send the video. What's the what's the email?
- 2:35Not that serious part at gmail dot com. There you gosy send, send
- 2:38the send the terms. We have our people talking. We just gotta start
- 2:42sending invoices to be honest, honestly, we need to when you you're welcome,
- 2:52just like how people are like just showing up like hey, uh,
- 2:54somebody schedule an interview with me. Uh one day, I want to just
- 2:59I want the truck just a joke and apply drop to see if it have
- 3:02like if it works out, like oh you're you're yeah yeah yeah, and
- 3:07just walk in and take the interview. I'm sure. So yeah. The
- 3:10hiring manager told me to come in. What was her name and he said,
- 3:15yeah, I always walk in with a hard copy of my resume anyway,
- 3:19just just in case. You never know, mm hmm, you never
- 3:23know exactly, but you gotta do it like a big corporate y'are not like
- 3:25you can't do that sh like Cracker Bro. I'll just yeah on the spot.
- 3:30Jim you you sketching somebody for enemy. They be like, yo,
- 3:34Jim, you you scheduled this nigga out here. Give me, give me
- 3:38thirty minutes. Put the cigarette out on the pancake. You can't work here.
- 3:46Let's get this. Put the cigarette on the pancakes, in the gravy,
- 3:55in the crazy. That's what gives it the flavor. People say,
- 4:00they like it's smoky ash in the home fries. That's a trade secret.
- 4:04Don't don't tell nobody. I'm telling you a Cracker Barre was some shit man.
- 4:11And I knew how that motherfucker worked, like I've seen, and you
- 4:14still went and I still go, it's crazy. I see the bones of
- 4:17that place. Howard functions horrible, horrible, like dirty dishes. They do
- 4:28the biscuits right, They actually be dirty though, sil word, don't be
- 4:33like all right, the people are nitpicking, like that's really because I really
- 4:41like was a dishwint I crammed like thirty thousand un fortune the machine and whatever
- 4:45happened happened. I know at least twenty I know, I know of the
- 4:49forty fourteen ain't right. That's not a good enough, not at all.
- 4:56Fourteen is definitely didn't get the maximum cleanage. But I was tied. I
- 5:00had thirty minutes left the gun. I was trying to get the funk about
- 5:02it. So that's why when I go to restaurants, always ask for a
- 5:06cup of hot water. Put yeah, nigga, they put that in.
- 5:11I hear when people do that dirty. I was like, nigga, some
- 5:17boiler water, please, you do wash my dishes. I'm gonna be right
- 5:23back to watch the ship bowl. It's better than doing nothing. Keenan,
- 5:28what restaurants are you doing this? I do it everyone I go through,
- 5:30no matter the quality it. Ruth rises. That's not a ruckus. If
- 5:36bringing out a cup of hot waters and ruckers, than the fuck you know
- 5:40they cuss you out of so they walk away. Oh yeah sure, oh
- 5:42you definitely hot water. As soon as you go back. Thing, he's
- 5:46really going to clean the dishes. That takes two seconds. Niggaipu always do
- 5:51unless you do some ship that still tip keen. You go to the restaurants
- 5:57like, I want water, a lemon, and a packet of sugar.
- 6:00Nah, you mean lemonade. No, I want water free, lemon and
- 6:04sugar packets. You have any sugar in the WRAWNA won't let you get that
- 6:12one off? I can't have that one. Let me hear I stole it
- 6:17from or let me have it I stole it. Nope, no, I
- 6:20stole that from the first Sunday he said, let me get a water free,
- 6:27water free sugar packets and a lemon. She's like, you mean you
- 6:31want lemonade? No, I know you slow, I want water. Make
- 6:40your own lemonade at the table. Was crazy. I tried to do that
- 6:43once with my grandma. Nah, you lived like nine lives one of them.
- 6:48Hey, you're an honorable man and a scammer all at the same time.
- 6:51I do this day you have. I mean this man, I was
- 6:56a child. I was like, well, let me see if I can
- 6:58do it. Was horrible. I never right it again. What are you
- 7:01doing? You just squeezed the lemonade. Just squeezing a lemon and at the
- 7:04table into a cup, probably probably sweetened load and Stevie and that bitch whatever
- 7:13was at the table. Yeah, let me see if I can cook something
- 7:15up, cook up a load of bulls, some fucking piss water. You
- 7:23made your own beer, slightly lemon This nigga made a bud light from scratch.
- 7:30That was a bud let line bro. This nigga made Mike's hard lemonade
- 7:36from scratch. Lamon's hard lemonade. It's not what you think. It's really
- 7:46not what you think. That's the slogan. It's not Lamon's is not hard
- 7:50and it's not lemonade. It tastes like dawn dishwater put some duction that shouldn't
- 7:58save them. Hmmm, perfect for oil spills. Conversion would be having them.
- 8:03Oil ass ducks don dish, so save this duck yet joy dishes clean
- 8:13dishes? What about the plates? Hey? Why am I place still greasy?
- 8:20If a washing ducks, if it can clean this dirty ass duck,
- 8:24it can do great for your dishes. Let me see it. Then,
- 8:28if this show me, can it clean his cast irons? Kill it?
- 8:33If this disho can bring this duck out of the snatches, out of the
- 8:37clutches of hades, imagine what it could do for your serving spoons. My
- 8:43god, what would could do the ladles? Letally, if this dish so
- 8:50could save sixty percent of ducks that have oil on them, sixty ducks,
- 8:54it could definitely clean seventy five percent of your dishes. I'm gonna sound like
- 9:01Keenan. Did we do the intro? No? No ship? Yeah I
- 9:07don't think we did. No, we didn't. Well, hey, everybody,
- 9:09this is not that serious podcast Live from the Oily Duck Graveyard from the
- 9:16Gulf of Mexico aka aka aka duck Hades. Well here any ducks you think
- 9:26died at Exon Valdez leak no clue? Like if we can put a ballpark
- 9:33number of ducks that died, I mean, how many ducks should die?
- 9:37How many ducks? And many as many of how many ducks died I think
- 9:41like forty times? Is that many fish died? Yeah, they can just
- 9:46fly away. It's like, oh, like it did a sweet fish?
- 9:52Clear it up? Officially, I don't remember ever hear we're done. It's
- 10:00he done. Don't swim or drinking it. But it's flint. Don't worry.
- 10:03She looked like flint. You can't go fishing there. I'll tell you
- 10:05that, but I just got nine fishing. You just see what the fuck
- 10:11is? What is this? Brother? Brother? What's wrong with Ralph?
- 10:28Oh? It's an old video now, but the video of Jamie's commenting on
- 10:33the fish out of water? Did you guys see that? No? I
- 10:37don't know what Jameis Winston is doing in his spare time. But these people
- 10:39were fishing on a boat. Is that what he was interviewing. Yes,
- 10:41he's interviewing a fish that got put on a boat. Yes. And it's
- 10:46just like fish is dying, dying. He got this fucking big ass and
- 10:52he said, what you feeling? How are you get up here? Janis
- 10:58got anything else to say? It's like Nigga just slid it through. It's
- 11:01a lower cut, the gills out. It's Jesus, you're torturing it.
- 11:05That's like the equivalent of water boarding and fish. It's affect lebron LEXI.
- 11:13What do you think Trump's gonna get convicted? Water ah? How do you
- 11:28feel do you think there could be a two state solution in is? Do
- 11:37you condemn her mass? That's my favorite question. Do you are you resigned
- 11:50at they're using they're hurting amongst the people they're using them as human chill boom.
- 11:56It's justified. Chuck the totles. Okay, this made a random but
- 12:03it's a call back. Uh. Duck Tails is a better theme song than
- 12:07Jamie fox is not. That's crazy. I don't know about that crazy.
- 12:16Duck Tails better theme song, better theme song? Yes what I say?
- 12:24No? Yeah? So I feel like that great? How good that song
- 12:30is? No? The a lot of people, A lot of people.
- 12:33Probably a nice song, but it's a TV theme song. It's not a
- 12:35good theme song. It's not memorable. You don't nigga ever remembers it.
- 12:39No, not memories. I don't know the words. Do you know the
- 12:43words of it? Sing it right now? I know you know knowing the
- 12:46words and some ship don't mean a goddamn thing. Yes, it does because
- 12:50you because the songs will only be loud. Because you can do the fresh
- 12:54prison ballir song from from Start to Face bel Air bro it's not conic theme
- 13:00song. That's the one that they said was number one and you I can't
- 13:05give you two words together from Jamie FOXX that one. So all I know
- 13:09is who fire. You can do the feeling living singles. You could sing
- 13:18that word for yeah that living signals. Yeah, we're not even just bating
- 13:24that one. You can sing Martin Nigga. Do you know what's a better
- 13:26thing of song? The fucking Hospice Show, the College Show. It was
- 13:35fucking creeping around putting in you see the family guy when they did when they
- 13:41did they take on it, they was he dropping things and you know it
- 13:46was him doing the dance. But like all the women castomers are just like
- 13:48late, yeah it was bad, okay, and they're fucking sleep Challenge.
- 14:00There's a dude on tik talk that does ah so you know, like a
- 14:03lot of eighties action movies, and they do the montage of actors the credits
- 14:09and like the actors pop up whatever. There's one dude who's trying to figure
- 14:11out or it's The and the Predator with Arnold Swarzenegger, and every eighties theme
- 14:20song goes to the end credits. It's actually really like every it's every every
- 14:26sitcom, every sitcom. It's kind of like how, I don't know they
- 14:31did this thing where Giles the street Fighter, the character guy, the guy
- 14:35with the cut hair, like his theme music goes to like every like action
- 14:41sequels, like it fits Okay, it's all the same thing science universal iconic
- 14:50songs, which is not the Jamie Fox theme song. That is math science,
- 14:54maths music science. It works. It works like bpms and such.
- 15:00Speaking of math, Oh, ship have you done? Start with math?
- 15:03I guess so? I mean we don't think our names. No, Mike,
- 15:09like I said, is in the building here too? Uh? Not
- 15:15that serious? Podcasts? All right? Yeah, so you know what it
- 15:16is Monday episode? So we got are you smarter than nts? I'm gonna
- 15:22read five questions for varying You're not? Oh, why isn't he looking forward
- 15:28to? No? I say, are you smart? Answer? I was
- 15:31like, you're not. I'm like, damn, you're not. Like you
- 15:39don't have a chance. Let me smart. That will always be my favorite.
- 15:46Quoted Trump a lot within the past episodes. He's the most audible criminal
- 15:50and he's about to win again. We will see. We will see if
- 15:54he wins again. Hey man, we can talk about that and later.
- 15:58I got quest just real quick? Was that video of Biden reading all the
- 16:02teleprompet and saying pause at the end? Was that real? Probably? Did
- 16:06y'all see that? Yes? And I'm gonna say probably, And I think
- 16:10it was like four more years pause. I don't think so, because that's
- 16:15like on the teleprompters. They always probably got something in there. Tell him
- 16:18to stop talking. No he penthesies? Did he do it the entire time?
- 16:25Like? I don't know, but he probably had a problem. His
- 16:27old ass probably saw the word pause. But I couldn't tell and didn't read
- 16:30the ship that everything I couldn't. I couldn't that one. Actually, if
- 16:34it's not real, good jobs, it got me, got me because I'm
- 16:38like, no fucking way, bro, I'm sorry. Ahead. Five questions,
- 16:42varying subjects math, science, geography, social studies, history, all
- 16:47that. So, first question, when was the Declaration of Independence written?
- 16:53Fuck, I'll just take a year. I have a better chance to give
- 17:03you a month. No take I would need the month, a year or
- 17:06just the year was written? When was it written? I don't know,
- 17:17okay. Next question, which country is closest to the Great Barrier? Wath
- 17:23You don't know, reef keenan, don't though, I'm goodness say it's the
- 17:33same country as a uh no, no, no, they're not gonna get
- 17:38it. It's the same country where the movie I was talking about last episode
- 17:41with Sidney Sweeney. Where that was at exactly? It's not. It's a
- 17:49hint for me. The act of a substance going from solid to gas is
- 17:55called what a solid? From solid? From solid to gas? Solid straight
- 18:04to gas? What is that called solids? That was? That was a
- 18:10test just for you, Mike. I can't believe I remember that. That's
- 18:14actually nasty. Mm hmm. I'll give you a couple more seconds. Think
- 18:21about it. You know that that is a state of transition of matters.
- 18:32I can't remember. It's all right. That's a tough one. How many
- 18:37syllables are in each line of a high coup? Uh? That's the curve
- 18:45ball of the week. Shout out to showgun, I think. And last
- 18:55question, A rectangle has sides with the length of four and five feet?
- 19:03What is the length of the perimeter? Huh? A rectangle has sides of
- 19:08four and five feet? What is the length of the perimeter? A rectangle?
- 19:15Rectangle? Gotcha? Four and five, four and five? What's the
- 19:21total perimeter? Okay, okay, let's go all right. First question,
- 19:33when was the Declaration of Independence written seventeen seventy six? Correct? Eighteen forty
- 19:41six. I know only know that because of the sixes. I knew there
- 19:47was a sixth live in the area. I knew there was a sixth in
- 19:51there. Now fourteen, I said, eighteen forty six. They say fourteen
- 19:56slavery. This ship has plastered. Yeah, it's like the highways are named
- 20:03after It's like seventy six, six seventy six, four seventy six. Actually
- 20:07I heard the highways are numbered from it is. But it's kind of with
- 20:12the Philly things. Still, it's all in. It's all in there.
- 20:17You probably drove past the Liberty bell a couple of times. Yeah, definitely.
- 20:23Which country is closest to the Great Barrier reef Aus Australia, Australia.
- 20:30He got it. I almost got it. Let me see I spelled it.
- 20:33But yeah, I almost wanted to Yeah, I got finding. I
- 20:38almost wanted to say New Zealand, but nah, I was like, but
- 20:42that counts. It was kind of a count, said Sweeney. There's the
- 20:45only one count. I'm like, they not. They're not having a movie
- 20:51next to Brown though, he said near it. It's still near it.
- 20:56He said, it's the closest, closest, closest, Yeah, yeah,
- 21:00you know what the fuck is that? Like, we'll get there it's Oh.
- 21:03The next question, yeah, yeah, the act of a substance going
- 21:07from solid to gas sublimation, subperrect, I said, combustion. I'm not
- 21:14mad at that. That's not bad. It's not worse. It could be
- 21:18worse, because the first thing that came to my mind was evaporation. But
- 21:21obviously no, I said. That's why I asked. I was a wait,
- 21:23solid to gas. I'm like, yeah, I just have to think
- 21:27of something that goes to a gas. I'm like combustion. So I'm exploding.
- 21:32I don't know close enough? All right? How many syllables are in
- 21:34each line of a haiku? Five to seven? Five? Correct? I
- 21:41forgot what it was, yeah, seven? And the last question rectangle length
- 21:47size of four and five? What is the length of the perimeter? Eighteen
- 21:52eighteen? All right? Eighteen feet? Yeah. I think Mike went five
- 21:59for five yep, like he always five. Three fucking weep. I mean,
- 22:07thanks for playing, go touch grass, stop reading books. Did you
- 22:11come in second today? Yeah? I got the Actually I got three,
- 22:18so you got time. I came in second. Yeah, second, didn't
- 22:22come in last, but you did. Yeah. Sublimation sublimation, I said,
- 22:29I only see if I can trip up Mike. Not this time.
- 22:33He was looking at me. He was looking a little nervous, but he
- 22:36pulled it out because I know that I knew it was just one weird one.
- 22:40I know, condess melting. Do you know what gas to solid is?
- 22:47No? Exactly what I don't know? And I was is that possible?
- 22:52Of course, all of it's possible. I usually only asked what like
- 22:57the questions that I would know, depazy ship, I'm about say, it's
- 23:03not even thinking court exactly. Man, I need to see that. Have
- 23:08I need video of that gas video? I mean this turned into a solid
- 23:14immediately without I mean like transitioning from to a liquid state first. That's mm
- 23:19hmm. The Lakers are done. Now yeah, from gas to solid is
- 23:23crazy. The gas is also crazy. I need to see both of those.
- 23:27I need to see them. I need to see that the reaction happened
- 23:30solid the gas makes sense. So if you just like something on fire,
- 23:34yes, but now from gas is insane. Was was that thing with the
- 23:41gummy bears? And I was thinking it's something with some mercury, not mercury.
- 23:47I think it was like yeah, and like put a gummy bear in
- 23:51in turn, like a different color with mister Marion. It was with mister
- 23:55Marion. R I p oh, he died. He died a while ago.
- 23:59I knew that. It's it's mister Zaco that's still kicking. That's the
- 24:00homie that's still kicking, still kicking, still kicking. That's the homie.
- 24:06He would whatever be my favorite teacher. Speaking of still kicking. Suregun,
- 24:14like, yeah, you finished show gun? All right, go ahead,
- 24:17guys, five minutes. I'm disappointed how they did. Really, yeah,
- 24:22I'm disappointing. One of those people that wanted, like a big battle,
- 24:26you wanted something. I didn't want a big battle. I would like to
- 24:29see more of it instead of just been like him, conjecturing at it or
- 24:33predicting it. And then I would also have liked to see how that man
- 24:37got home? Who the angin the white man? How he got like,
- 24:41how he got home? He didn't get home, Well, he obviously got
- 24:45home. He didn't get home. That was that was just in his mind.
- 24:52Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. Because then he was holding the
- 24:55necklace in his hand, remember, and he threw the necklace into the water.
- 24:59I think that was just a vision he was seeing of his future.
- 25:03But because he had the necklace in his hands. He did in the in
- 25:07the he did, he did, and he did throw them okay that oh
- 25:12oh oh okay, because he definitely said he has no intentions of letting him
- 25:19leave Japan. Correct, Like he was like, I'm going to keep him
- 25:22here hm as like literally just because like he amuses me, which is wild.
- 25:29Like literally he said, I'm gonna keep him in this country because he's
- 25:33a nice distraction. Mm hmmm, crazy crazy, crazy Wow. What do
- 25:40you think of the episode before that? What do you think about how Marico
- 25:44went out that trees, that that that she was that child was ready to
- 25:47go. She's been waiting, She's been looking for every reason. She was
- 25:51like, this is my chance. I'm gonna take it. I didn't like
- 25:55the fact that in the next episode, like she clearly got blown up in
- 25:57the back and then she was in one piece. That's not real. I
- 26:02mean, I guess it would just be like the door, like the impact
- 26:03has pushed her forward, like she was so close that it just blew up
- 26:07and pushed her forward. But she took an artillery shell exposure to the back.
- 26:12You are artillery dynamite, whatever it was, it's an explosion. On
- 26:18an old Japanese wooden door and her back's right up against it. She should
- 26:22not be whole. We had to hit up the dead least warrior. We
- 26:29need to reenact when she should not be in completely. I'm not saying in
- 26:33smithereens, but she shouldn't be. Something's got to be blown off. I
- 26:37was a little surprised, but yeah, she can't be all the way home.
- 26:41He had to be picking her up. He was, Yeah, you
- 26:42know, we had to pick up her one door. So I'm glad he
- 26:49got the hit again before it was all said and done again. When did
- 26:53he hit? You hit the first time when she came into his room,
- 26:56like when she snugg it right right right? I forgot see that was like,
- 27:00yeah, I'm glad he got to hit one more time. Time.
- 27:04You got to hit one last time for she killed the show. Yeah,
- 27:10she couldn't. She couldn't live with the live with it anymore. Family.
- 27:15He pieced it up with the uh with the with the husband, Yeah,
- 27:21pieced up with the husband. At the end. It was it was a
- 27:22very well made episode because after his translator was gone, they just had it
- 27:26where he's like speaking, He's just he finessing the Japanese bro just finding his
- 27:33way through. It's just real, like somber and like, yeah it was.
- 27:37It's good. It's good, a good show. I think it should
- 27:41be up for Emmy. It definitely will be. Should I mean I think
- 27:45it should win one at least minimum limited drama series. Is that maybe maybe?
- 27:52But good stuff? But yeah, how you say that? Yeah,
- 27:59I just wanted to see a little more, maybe just one more episode instead
- 28:02of like ten maybe twelve, you know, so I could see more.
- 28:07But maybe it's like because his whole thing was avoiding the fight. Yeah,
- 28:14maybe it was like not even to show the real fight. It's just like
- 28:18he's willing to give. Yeah, because I think you're right, his whole
- 28:22thing was just avoiding war, and he essentially he did do that. He
- 28:26killed like probably twenty people in the act of it. Yeah, like he
- 28:30sacrificed what his son, his fuck boy son, He did that on his
- 28:36own, his best friend. He did sacrifice him and his favorite like servant
- 28:41Marico and then whoever but the other side people along the way. But from
- 28:48a purely utilitarian numbers game, fantastic ratio. You'll take that all day sacrifice
- 28:56thirty people maybe fifty to become Showgun, to become Showgun and save hundreds of
- 29:03thousands exactly. Think I think he he came out all right, came out
- 29:08in the black, but uh yeah, definitely in a corporate standpoint, you're
- 29:12well in the black on that one minimum minimum loss, minimum asset loss,
- 29:19very little. Ya, he went out, had to go. He went
- 29:23out like a gen though. Yeah, he's like he was what about a
- 29:27hand. He wanted like a pack of dogs to kill him. He said,
- 29:30he wanted to get eaten by fish. I thought he was losing his
- 29:33mind. Well, he had his the whole time. He had like his
- 29:37uh his book of Ways to die yeahed with death. Yes, definitely was
- 29:44because they killed themselves for nothing. Yeah, this was the guy that was
- 29:47going to kill himself against the rocks when the water was coming from because he
- 29:51didn't want to drown in front of his men. So he said, he
- 29:53looked like he couldn't like make it out the water. So he saw,
- 29:57I'm not gonna drona phone in, I'm just gonna fuck it, disemboweled myself
- 30:02and don they killed themselves for nothing. I told we told you about in
- 30:06the first episode the nigga had to kill. First of all, the nigga
- 30:10offered himself and his newborn baby to die because he spoke out a turn in
- 30:17a meeting. He didn't draw sword, he just stood and was like,
- 30:21hey, yo, don't talk about my master like that. And he said,
- 30:23I'm sorry, I'll kill me and my baby. My apologies, my
- 30:29bad. I'll kill me and my baby. Were cool after that direct line
- 30:33here he said, I will sacrifice my bloodline like my nigga, no more
- 30:37speaking up for my one. Nobody else is ever going to speak up that
- 30:41got the same last name as Big Why can't it just be you, my
- 30:45nigga? Like why why the baby? The baby not toddler, not adult
- 30:51son? Really did baby? Yeah? Oh no they did, and the
- 30:53baby too. They did him to piece them and then the wife was just
- 30:59there like he was like, you gotta live with this. Wow, I
- 31:03can't stop this. He said, I can't go. No, you gotta
- 31:07rock with me. So great show. Don't fuck nobody else pretty much,
- 31:14I don't know. Don't get my pussy away from that grade. But fantastic
- 31:21show. Please watch it if you can. It's a good show on Hulu.
- 31:26Nice, But one more show you were talking about Baby grain Deer.
- 31:32I gotta watch. I mean, did you finish it all? Yeah?
- 31:37I watched it all. You beneed that ship. Didn't it just come out?
- 31:40I mean episodes is seven seven seven? You watch it seven to thirty
- 31:44minute episodes, and yes, I know the premise of it. Though,
- 31:48Mike, it's seven minute episode. It sounds good. Get a grip.
- 31:52It's deep to watch and a half hours. Okay, it's a long time.
- 31:56That is not you go to fake houses. You're right, you're watching
- 32:04season three of Insecure and you've seen it already, and then in the same
- 32:09breath say, there's too much on. What are you talking about watching that
- 32:14one episode while I was waiting for my food at Sonic. Okay, I
- 32:17don't believe you. That's literally yeah, you're the same as you know better
- 32:23than him. Instead of watching, instead of watching on Saturday, you could
- 32:30have watched the show what they Do. I was, I was hanging with
- 32:32the homies. We ain't gonna sit there and watch Baby Baby Reindeer. Sure
- 32:39we all got together. It would have it would have been more of a
- 32:44burgers had a Brazilian steakhouse. You could have watched that at t J Froes
- 32:49and put the game on burgers. I didn't get it's I got all the
- 32:53meats in the grilled pineapple. Good choice. Good. I'm just saying,
- 32:59seventy five percent of the outing had burgers at the Brazilian steakhouse. That is
- 33:01a waste of a Brazilian steakhouse. What the okay? So it's four people,
- 33:07yeah, you got the steakhouse, steakhouse, whatever thing. Okay,
- 33:13I'm sorry, got burgers. Seventy percent didn't take advantage of the actual utility
- 33:17of the Brazilian steakhouse. Correct sounds like to me waste of a Brazilian steakhouse?
- 33:22Should it? With the Fridays? I understand you, but you know
- 33:28to go with because honestly, if I'm with you at a Brazilian steakhouse and
- 33:32you or a burger, I'm done with the evening. Why it's not affecting
- 33:37you that much? Because I just don't want to be around that, and
- 33:42I look act like you're beating off at the table. You might as well.
- 33:45I don't want to be disrespectful. I don't want to it's disrespectful.
- 33:50It's disrespectful like if somebody go to like a certain restaurant they order chicken fingers.
- 33:53Yeah, it's like, yo, I'm taking you to a steakhouse and
- 33:57they'd be like, oh, I need to catch up for the steak.
- 33:59I'm I don't want to be with you. I'm embarrassed of you. This
- 34:02level of nigga tree, I cannot be I can excuse me. Well done
- 34:08steak, Garson guard song boy, Well done sak. I need heinz ketchup
- 34:15for this. Thank you? You have any heines fifty seven? Do you
- 34:20have steak sauce? M a one? Splash vinegar putting a one on this
- 34:24ship? Bro, I love a one in the restaurants. I like a
- 34:29one. Yeah, you can't be trusted. I like one. I just
- 34:31say a one was nasty talking about Mike. I'm just saying a one.
- 34:37I get it. Wherever they have it, you put a one. Sorry,
- 34:43you put a one on your on your steak, no matter what,
- 34:45no not, no matter what. But I mean this is all right.
- 34:49I don't ask for a one, but if it's there and they offer it,
- 34:52I will take it. The only time I'm using a one steak sauce
- 34:53is if the steak is well done and I didn't ask for if they overcooked
- 34:59my ship, like you know what, instead of waiting for a new steak,
- 35:01I'll just take a one masket. But now that I get my steaks
- 35:05the way that I do, thank you good man. It needs nothing and
- 35:09needs nothing. All it needs is especially if like steak has comes with the
- 35:13eyes you. The steak is just it's juicy already, it comes out oozing.
- 35:19Steak is definitely a meat that you do not have to funk with.
- 35:22If you cook it right, you don't have to be literally, only need
- 35:23salt and pepper and some butter. Meat That meat come beat. Some people
- 35:28don't like that. You can't salt, pepper, a little bit of garlic.
- 35:30Butter. I don't like butter. Yeah, he's a fool. Normal
- 35:36butter is fine. Is that you? I'm sorry, I just jumped out
- 35:37of here. I'm sorry. Was that you? No? It's not butter?
- 35:42Mo better? How many I apologize? I based my bitch, I
- 35:46based my bitch. I'm making a compounds based it like free based, free
- 35:58based steak. It's not fitting on a steak on a spoon, not fin
- 36:07Keenan fit steak is crazy. Jesus, you just got the torch on a
- 36:16piece of raw meat. Just Jesus, I understand, but stop, yo,
- 36:22I get it, But I wonder I want to do that as an
- 36:25experiency. How long that would take? The cook like a little piece of
- 36:29steak on a spoon and individual cut it out. It was one piece of
- 36:32your on like I take, like I probably take. That's crack hot.
- 36:37It'll be quick. Maybe a piece of a little tiny fit on spoon.
- 36:43Okay, Now it's not like he's saying he's gonna light a spoon, take
- 36:45it on a steak and cook it that way. That's gonna take it just
- 36:47a little just on the torch torch. I think thirty minutes if that a
- 36:53little piece, it's not even two minutes. If it's like, it's like,
- 36:57how hot does this spoon get? It's fire, it's fire on metal.
- 37:01What it's flat, it's growing bubble. Put a little horse on that.
- 37:12See the heroin sizzles a little bit for me. I have not seen
- 37:16Heroin in real life. You know, you know this slipping the heroines booming
- 37:22through the restaurant at Harow inside. But that's fake, huh. Put order
- 37:31one A little black water, a little black, a little black, a
- 37:38little black tall for your tall tar, a little f enough for your Simon.
- 37:44No, that baby Reindeer. I don't know we're gonna talk about we
- 37:47can wait, wait, wait one of these. Yeah, but you'all watching
- 37:54sounds, watching watching It's all I will say is this is a fucking ride
- 38:00because you think it just I thought it was going somewhere. It just keeps
- 38:04something. And then we took a hard, hard, emphasis on hard hard
- 38:10finished. I only got a chance to see the first five minutes, if
- 38:15that. And in the first five minutes buckle up, the guy is already
- 38:20saying he's like, somebody's stalking me. Buckle up, Buttercup and the guys,
- 38:24the guys that he's like, what that is the least of his worries,
- 38:28Like somebody stalking me? He was like, that is not even the
- 38:30root of his issues. That's all I got so far. And yeah,
- 38:34I can't wait to see what then happens, because I feel like it's gonna
- 38:37be good. But all I know is a stalker and listeners watch the baby
- 38:43Ring dear and then we will talk about it next week. Yeah, yeah,
- 38:49that's but has anybody see Next Man ninety seven? Not yet. I
- 38:54was never in Next Man, so I probably don't never yet around man,
- 38:58you would like it because it keeps the nostalgia even though you weren't part of
- 39:02the nostalgia. Yeah, I didn't watch it watching, but I didn't watch
- 39:06it back then because it's it's like I had like really adult themes, Like
- 39:08it wasn't like it wasn't it wasn't like fun, Like I wasn't thinking about
- 39:14that when I was watching it. I was a kid. There was a
- 39:15cartoon. No, but it's still like I didn't get any of the things
- 39:21I was watching watching Harvey Berdman, like this is rogues ass, there's other
- 39:27cartoons that there's other cartoons like watches you like you didn't watch then because the
- 39:34adult things. It's like saying, it's not it's not the same. He
- 39:37said, like it didn't present as like it's a fun cartoon for a five
- 39:43year old. Yeah, like no, this is like fighting. This is
- 39:46not for kids. It just wasn't. Did you watch a bunch of fightings
- 39:51like Dragon ball Z. It's like that's a bunch of there's a lot of
- 39:54dialogue and X men exposition. So it's like, but yeah, the new
- 40:00one, it's cool. I plan on watching it. It's just I really
- 40:06just gotta sit down and watch stuff. The animation is it's supposed to be
- 40:09like the old animation, old animation, but it's almost like too crisp.
- 40:14I was just the old animation because it's four K. It's like digital like,
- 40:17you know, So for my taste, they kept the drawing style,
- 40:22but now have that drawing style in four K. So it's like the lines
- 40:28is like a little too crisp outline to where it's like you got like fucking
- 40:32three D goggles on. It's like it's just popping. It was fucking two
- 40:36day speaking of it, did y'all watch the trailer for Wolverine and Devil?
- 40:40Nah? I don't watch trailers anymore. I gave it up. Really yeah,
- 40:45I don't want any I just want to come in completely blind. I
- 40:46mean theilers like five minutes long and gives you everything some stuff, and then
- 40:52they keep telling you ship. Well, that's like the movie The New Light
- 40:54Shamalan ship. Oh, that that's his Actually his wife, His wife wrote
- 41:00that movie. Well, she might be a genius because the movie is better
- 41:06than him could be. I'm not saying that's hard to do. Correct.
- 41:08That's how he is looking to you. Watch him? Who is he in
- 41:12basketball times? And that Shyamalan? Is he Bradley who looked apart and don't
- 41:19really deliver? Yeah? When he delivers, he delivers. When he stinks,
- 41:24he stinks, he really delivered? When is he? Yeah? Sixth
- 41:30sense, he's had some people like the village. He's got a few.
- 41:37He's got a few. Okay, he's got a feel. I don't watch
- 41:40it here, missus. He's not Anthony Davis. Davis, why not?
- 41:46He's not Anthony Davison. Win enough. He could be Joe Johnson. Joe
- 41:51john Jo Johnson didn't win it all exactly the best scorers ever. Yeah,
- 41:57okay, like people put up some numbers. You got some box office respect
- 42:00for his name. He got some box off But that's a good question.
- 42:04Long career, he kept on pumping out movies. But Jamal Crawford, Paul
- 42:09Pierce crossovers deadly. He could be Paul because Paul Pierce is Paul Pierce.
- 42:19You got this game, Russell Westbrook, Nah, I can't even disrespect Russ
- 42:25like that. Yeah, I said, Russell putting the historic numbers? And
- 42:29what did that do? Change history? Change history? Did it? Yes?
- 42:35It did? I don't think it did. It did because he has
- 42:37the most trickle double squeakle. That's fantastic history. Okay, and Seimon changed
- 42:44history with twists and ship bro what's that give? We still think? We
- 42:46call we talked about him like a joke now because Paul Pierce, because we
- 42:57talk about Paul Pierce like he's a joke. Because Paul Pierce now is a
- 43:00joke. Yeah. Well, given a few years after his retirement, we're
- 43:01we're talking about Russ like that. You're gonna see Russ? Yeah, because
- 43:06he probably won't be in the mini. Well yeah, that's because Paul Pierce
- 43:08is doing some nuts. Ship Paul him his way into yeah he he he
- 43:15yeah, just like m Night Shamlan be bog artist with these random mass movies.
- 43:21He truly deserves because I think he'll just go I think, well,
- 43:24so his wife wrote it and he directed it. He produced it, he
- 43:28produced it. So it's gonna be two times. What was it called to
- 43:30you talking about the Watchers? What it's called? But the ass the movie
- 43:37is about, like, so this guy takes his daughter to this concert it's
- 43:42supposed to be like this really huge show, and then he goes to the
- 43:45bathroom and he sees that like there's a bunch of like police and security detail
- 43:50everywhere, Like the cops have the buildings surround it. So he asked the
- 43:52dude watched the watcher, so he watches. He asked an employee, huh,
- 43:58keep on going. You didn't see the trailer at all. The movie
- 44:01I'm talking about is maybe something else. Yeah, you might be talking about
- 44:06something else. It's Emma Shamlan about some of us. I think we might
- 44:09be talking about two different movies. Okay, well no, so he asked
- 44:13the employee, yo, what is going on? Like, why are all
- 44:16these polices here? He's like, I'm not supposed to say anybody min just
- 44:20all in the trailer. He's like, I'm not sup exactly. That's too
- 44:22much much. The police know they got tipped off that the serial killer that's
- 44:28been fucking around and fucking in his town he's in this show right now watching,
- 44:32So they surrounded the building and they're all like they know who he's here.
- 44:37Boo. It's called trap trap. So he's just gonna he's just killing
- 44:42random people in the concert. No, the serial killer is the guy who's
- 44:45the main character, so he's supposed to be here so they gave away the
- 44:49twist and the fucking thing. No, not necessari the cops told the serial
- 44:53killer that they're looking for him pretty much. Yeah, well, he well,
- 44:57but nobody in the building knows it's him, of course not so they
- 45:00don't know it's him. They just know that he's there. They know he's
- 45:01there. So even when the trailer started, do I know you're there,
- 45:06but I don't know it's you. No, No, No, the people
- 45:08the people there, like the guy he just spoke to, he didn't know
- 45:10he's a serial killer. The cops know who he is, though, so
- 45:14for the concerts to end, so when he's so when he's seeing all these
- 45:16cops, none of the cops see him. They have the buildings surround it,
- 45:20they weren't inside. So again, when he's seen all these cops,
- 45:22none of these cops see him. They're just you go to trailer. If
- 45:24you're not, they're not. There's people everywhere. It's like this Taylor Swift.
- 45:30Yeah, it's kind of like Taylor Swift, justin Bieber, whoever it
- 45:34is. It's some random Yeah, it's so it's like a bunch of parents
- 45:37there with the kids. There's kids unning around out the place about the trailer
- 45:43crazy, look it looked good. It's supposed to be in Philly because like
- 45:45you see the trailer like that ain't Philly. It's one of those you know,
- 45:50he's a diehard situ no, but he always uh, he does his
- 45:53movies in Philly. But when the first like you know, that first scene,
- 45:57whant to see the truck says market Street like it's the part of the
- 46:00buildings. Those ain't Philly buildings. And then the arena world won't know that
- 46:06because I know, but it's just like when you're from the area, because
- 46:08he does all his mood like, uh, unbreakable was that he did all
- 46:14of us. But there the scene break the stadium at the Zoom Zoo.
- 46:19That's what it was. That's what they did. The uh relays. I
- 46:22ain't been in the Zoo for twenty years. It's a good time. I
- 46:25keep forgetting this there. I gotta I want to go to the aquari.
- 46:29I was saying that aquarium. Why not like a date. I've been there
- 46:34too many times. Yeah, well you just work. I mean I've been
- 46:37there a lot too, like for the summer camp. But that was like
- 46:39over ten years ago. I get think the same sting rays of there,
- 46:44it's been the same hippos. They're the same penguins outside their dead deadnis fucked
- 46:51and them hippos are super dead. Would why would they die? Why would
- 46:55they be dead as fuck? You know how long sting sting rays live.
- 46:59Hippos live. They don't want the marine. Yeah, they're not short lived
- 47:04creature. It's not a goldfish. Between fifteen to twenty five years. They're
- 47:07probably did. They weren't too when we went, so they're probably to jask
- 47:14hello, sir, how old are you? How old is this sting raised?
- 47:16How long have you been up with here? And he was doing them?
- 47:22Stinger did bring over here on a ship? How long ago was this
- 47:25camp for the big homie snatch? Also in high school? So that's like,
- 47:30do you denounce the death of Steve Irwin? Yeah, so that was
- 47:34speak for yourself thirteen years ago, fourteen years ago. It's a good amount
- 47:38of the animals are dead brand new. It's at least sixty percent new.
- 47:44The animals dying. They just bringing in the same animal, Yes, same
- 47:46name. No, that's crazy sparky too, what's the problem, what's the
- 47:52difference? Yeah, they could do that sham number it's been the same Shamo
- 47:55for forty seven years. No, I wasn't Shamo. Actually after Shamo,
- 48:00I think it was like Mo sham miko or like Shambo. It's just Shamo
- 48:09with an extra shamoo. Square them zoosmos in a quairer. I can walk
- 48:20that ship with my eyes closed. You know what I kind of I do.
- 48:22I want to go to the fra, but I want to I want
- 48:24to get high and go to the aquaria. Okay, that sounds like a
- 48:28good time. It sounds like on Sunday for the first time was very You
- 48:31want to know what was a great experience. It felt like doing it,
- 48:37like it's just happened. It was there. Do any of your cars have
- 48:42like sun roofs? Yeah, not anymore. I don't mind my old my
- 48:45old, the old Bewick did get high. I got high today the car
- 48:50wash. You let the sun roofs down. No, like well, like
- 48:53I just had. You're probably it was a vibe in there, bro,
- 49:00I ain't gonna hold I had the music playing. It was lovely, sir.
- 49:06Put your coin drive, sir, sir, you're in the place.
- 49:10We're done with the windows, sir. Flood George City okay, right,
- 49:17we done drive off. You're holding out the line, sir, turned down
- 49:25the addict Bellinger, you're holding out the lane turned down the Oh sir,
- 49:37we know that she don't want her. What was weird body stuff responses there?
- 49:45You yeah, I put that it was for We asked people for their
- 49:50weird body response. Is that their bodies? Is that in the commons?
- 49:53I have it? Yes, yes, yes, I didn't see it.
- 49:59I can't. I love the other ones too. We'll figure it out.
- 50:01Yeah, But so we had a few responses. We're gonna have to have
- 50:07more listener questions or contending. Well, I'll give the just refreshed with the
- 50:15we talked about. And we were talking about we were talking about the things
- 50:19we did with our balls as us possibly right now, all the different stuff,
- 50:24and we were wondering, the last time you did the goose egg duck
- 50:29ead goose egg Robinson shiny squeeze. It was the last time you did that,
- 50:36that's what probably now. But yeah, so we asked the women what
- 50:45they would be doing, or anybody, any of the listeners, what they
- 50:47do that's kind of weird with their bodies. So, yeah, we got
- 50:52some responses said it's a woman or a man A woman women right, because
- 50:59yeah, oh yeah, we already talked about the one with the ball and
- 51:01the extra space at the bottom. I didn't know what he was talking about.
- 51:05Got that one last he got a hole in his balls? Yeah?
- 51:07Damn? Was there a hole in the window. Probably? That's okay,
- 51:13serious. So the one girl said, if my coochie hair gets really long,
- 51:16I'll play with it. But that's about it. Okay, okay,
- 51:20that's fine, very tame. A little locks of little twists twist. I
- 51:24definitely did that. Give myself a little, a little, a little starter
- 51:30lock. One of these days I might actually get myself a faith. I'm
- 51:32gonna try to get myself a faith. A fade. Yeah, I'm gonna
- 51:36try it. Because you got the different size guards. You didn't escape.
- 51:38I'm gonna try it. You do have the different size, but started lot
- 51:43a little started lock on the on the Once I perfect that fade, I'm
- 51:46gonna start cutting own hair crazy. That is not going to So that's that's
- 51:51your practice. Please don't practice. Please don't use the same clip. But
- 51:55that's Small's how I been there all day. The fund that is not going
- 52:00to translate. Why if I can get a good blend down here, Why
- 52:02can't I get it good? It's the same hair practice, the wrist flick.
- 52:06You know, it's the same hair you know, you know, you
- 52:08don't, you don't, you don't. You gotta be bulke. That's the
- 52:12first, bro. You got a boat first, and then you gotta get
- 52:15the clean take care of give it of the line. I'm gonna try.
- 52:20It is the dude who do the y'all follow that dude on Instagram to be
- 52:22like that do all the haircuts and then they do a spice for Oh yeah,
- 52:27I was just watching early haircut, like he just do that. Oh
- 52:31my god, two hundred dollars. It's like I followed from Philly. His
- 52:37name is Bean, He's from Philly. Yeah it's Philly. He didn't know
- 52:38that it's Philly, dude. I follow the sharpest Frazer ship. Yeah him
- 52:44all the time. I seeing the African one where he's using everything else butt
- 52:47guards he's using to another. It's the Turkish. The Turkish dude. He
- 52:55does like massages too, but he never does anything the same. It's kind
- 53:00of crazy there, like clapping niggas. Yeah, that dude, you're doing
- 53:05that that video. But he do like like weird, but it's never the
- 53:09same, like the even like the tool or the techniques is never the same.
- 53:15He'll be giving just in the middle, like he does their whole body,
- 53:21like he gets them. He gives them like baths, chyro literally kyro
- 53:27practice, put their hands in wax. He does everything he does, it's
- 53:30weird. And then you know he's just doing like you know the clippers that
- 53:35he has. It's not even like clippers, is like manual clippers. It's
- 53:37like, yeah, the side lever. I see somebody do that with the
- 53:43side. He does it with that. But sometimes he doesn't cut and then
- 53:46he'll still crack your bags terrifying. Don't touch. It's one of those like
- 53:52he got hurt some mar things. It's like kind of thing. It's kind
- 53:55of fun to watch. With some other responses. A couple more responses.
- 54:00The first one was we definitely have fun balancing drinks and food and see how
- 54:05far and see how far you can pull your nips. Sounds a little freaky,
- 54:12balancing drinks, wear on their chests, having a t off. This
- 54:16is crazy. I love it. And then see how far they can go
- 54:25they retract, but then uh, next one was having your boo pin get
- 54:34pinned under your arm, especially when you sleep. It feels like someone put
- 54:37a bulldog clip on your chest for one second. L O L. I
- 54:40imagine it is like when you guys stand up to adjust and accidentally sit on
- 54:45your balls. It's not pleasant, it's not Yeah, accident is sitting on
- 54:50your balls is a horrible experience. Yeah, nobody really explained it shocking,
- 54:57but yeah, so yeah, that was fun. I wish we had a
- 55:00question. I actually had one. I forgot a question for the listeners this
- 55:06week. Really, yeah, we might get something from Yeah, we'll get
- 55:09something. We'll get something along the way. Yeah, my allergyes though.
- 55:15You said you said you wanted to be warm, you get Yeah, I'm
- 55:19not not com blaming. I'll still take this ship over cold wether. Then
- 55:28oh yeah, I listened to that. So we got a voicemail, but
- 55:32it's a very very muffled and blurry, and he said, I have a
- 55:38feeling that you guys aren't like to see from Delaware. As a nigga from
- 55:43Delaware, I'm suspicious. I said something like that. It's like, yeah,
- 55:49he said, I have a feeling that you guys are from the work
- 55:51you're wrong. No, he did. He sent him. He's trying to
- 55:54lure us out out of hiding. At this time, we're definitely from delaw
- 56:00at this time, Seawan Colmes, Wilmington's finest. We're definitely from Huntsville,
- 56:04Alabama. I'm from Dover, HM. I'm from Newcastle. I'm from New
- 56:08Yark, C. I'm from Lost. I'm from Las Cruces, Cruis.
- 56:14So many hints where we're from, San Bernardino, so many times San Bernardino,
- 56:19Iowa, PO Box, Burlington. Do the math, please, No,
- 56:24we just travel because we don't. You don't ship where you eat,
- 56:30obviously you get the fucking We picked some little po dunk Town in New Jersey,
- 56:35dunk bullshit po dunk Town in New Jersey said, this is a conspicuous
- 56:40drop a dot on the match. Yeah, close their eyes, throw a
- 56:45dark happens to hit the biggest. It landed on the Burlington, the biggest
- 56:51county in New Jersey. I mean that makes sense. I mean it's the
- 56:54biggest county. It's easy to do. It is the biggest, fun the
- 56:59biggest. When I looked at the map at our state and then I looked
- 57:02up, I'm like, wow, what when I looked at that from our
- 57:07state, and then I went, okay, Mike, I was like,
- 57:09ship, okay, okay, there, I've had enough of this action wish.
- 57:15I'm enjoying the space for space for activities. A good question. Yeah
- 57:24you know? Is it good? Do you like it? I think we
- 57:28both had no cell tex. I think we both have no sell tex Jersey
- 57:35and who was both we in Delaware? Delaware. I don't know what goes
- 57:39on in Jersey, but Delaware, we definitely don't. Okay, Now,
- 57:44this question said, what is Elsie's type? And where can I put in
- 57:47my application? O L Well, I would direct you toward his Instagram,
- 57:53which you could find from our Instagram to find my type? Oh yeah,
- 57:59putting application? Put in an application? Yeah, that would just be Instagram.
- 58:02You got a type, we know it's type. I mean we know
- 58:07no fatties. Okay, okay, come on, but we need something never
- 58:17said that needs re say no, I mean nothing, Jim So. I
- 58:25like girls that go to the gym a round. Maybe they could be included,
- 58:32but I like Dick Johnes. I ain't Yeah, I've seen the girl.
- 58:37I ain't gonna I ain't gonna say nothing. But else you've been saying
- 58:42like, oh this girl, she's a little bit for my teas, but
- 58:46ain't go for but ship, I don't know. They said I have a
- 58:52type, but I don't. I don't know how I will describe my type,
- 58:55so I don't. So submit your application and find out. I guess
- 59:00I hate niggas like it could be me. Are you the one that said
- 59:06my type was Jeniko? Somebody said that, No, that's not your type,
- 59:12said niggas like that was definitely darker, Like it was like, I
- 59:16don't think I have a type, you know, I just like what I
- 59:19like. But even though if you really pay attention, they kind of follow
- 59:23the same pattern. But I like you though, mm hmm. But you
- 59:35could be the person that sends them off that course, So sending the application
- 59:37because this nigga don't even know you're talking about. There we go and whites
- 59:45do not apply. I would still apply. Yeah, yeah, go ahead
- 59:51apply. I mean I ain't gonna be saying nothing. You're gonna get the
- 59:53automatic uh automated automated like thanks for the fall. Yeah, if you get
- 1:00:00an l O L talk about the jobs, the job applications, like,
- 1:00:06oh, we reviewed your application, if you get. If you get a
- 1:00:08laughing emoji or anything laughing, you didn't make it to the next round.
- 1:00:13I'll tell you that right now. If you get an l M, a
- 1:00:16O or a ha ha or a crying face, what's continue? Consider your
- 1:00:22application reviewed and rejected a tough breaking. We're trying to give you the keys,
- 1:00:32ladies. I don't know what to tell you. Getting in the summer
- 1:00:36or something exactly. Definitely next summer. They happened in the summer. Next
- 1:00:40question, No, but you're supposed to be in a relationship by the end
- 1:00:45of the year, by the spring, So the next summer, next summer,
- 1:00:47you're gonna be cuffed up. He didn't say that. I can speak
- 1:00:52for him, but he didn't say that. He said he was gonna be
- 1:00:54a relationship by end of the year. He didn't say on the next summer,
- 1:00:58though, said he put the shelf life on that Minch immediately said before
- 1:01:04before I found about a good six months of commitment and about four months to
- 1:01:10I think around April was gonna start hitting the rocks. April you're making to
- 1:01:17Saint Patrick's Day around I'm gonna wonder where this is going. Man, at
- 1:01:24this at this big age, the next relationship will probably be it you're done
- 1:01:34thirty one. Man, you got plenty of times. I don't mean I
- 1:01:37didn't say when the next relationship is going to be. I just said the
- 1:01:39next the next serious one. Yeah. Oh so, okay, okay,
- 1:01:47if you want to apply for a situationship entanglement, I want to quick round
- 1:01:52about a little tussle in the dreads. If you're trying to retwist his retwists,
- 1:01:59you're trying to have him in between your knees for the retwists and other
- 1:02:01things. Just gonna let you know I'm not tenderheaded. Actually depends on that
- 1:02:07what we're talking about. Oh, I'm actually not tender headed. How do
- 1:02:22you know about that? Yeah? Next question? Yeah, next question.
- 1:02:28Shout Hey, guys, just asking what's your favorite episode from SpongeBob. My
- 1:02:34favorite is when they're selling chocolate question. No, no, we did their
- 1:02:37fair favorite moment quotes or quotes here. Yeah, you weren't there, So
- 1:02:42this is a good question because I know you love SpongeBob. You did have
- 1:02:45COVID, Yeah, yeah, covid he had. I had COVID for forty
- 1:02:49eight hours and I was good after that. Super spread around all so my
- 1:02:52favorite episode it might be this is the one that jumped out of me.
- 1:03:04The curse word one. That's a that's a very good one. And when
- 1:03:07they were cursing bro, that's a very good one. Ship was funny.
- 1:03:14Maybe answers they are they really fucking are they do the word? I would
- 1:03:25say that one just for the sicke of time because I can see her all
- 1:03:28damn thing, maybe the bad breath ugly one, God damn and I'm proud
- 1:03:36and I'm proud not at all, boys boy, my favorite one of the
- 1:03:45makeup melts off her face? Am I ugly? Her face is just murked
- 1:03:52after that. Oh also the one where him and the Squire reason him and
- 1:03:59Patrick of Reason that that clam baby all yes, that's when people they're promoting
- 1:04:08homosexuality shut up. Enjoyed the tunes the runner up when Squidward quit and I
- 1:04:15was telling to get a job that is also fair and where is your uniform?
- 1:04:19That came out as man listen, hilarious. The first time Square had
- 1:04:24a crabby patty. All the wasted mine might be imagination of the imagination.
- 1:04:34Oh yeah, all the noise they were making in the box and he opens
- 1:04:38it and the like where's the where's the He's like, nah. The episode
- 1:04:45when they thought mister was a robot and it was like, it's like,
- 1:04:55no, SpongeBob, you gotta ask you questions. He's wanted to what caused
- 1:04:58my underwear? It's like, no, the one when I guess they were
- 1:05:03caving and then they had like the chocolate and then like he ate that chocolate,
- 1:05:09You ate my only chocolate, and now I'm going to starve. Were
- 1:05:15just paying down his biggest ship, his stomach lab busting out the sea I'm
- 1:05:20going to starve. Or said, we got a bear circle and he drew
- 1:05:25the circle. The bear was like he was like, no, squid word,
- 1:05:29I said, a circle? You drewing? All that ship was beating
- 1:05:31the brakes up. The sea bear was just working and then the sea rhinoceros.
- 1:05:35That was like, good thing, we have our sea rhinoceros. Under
- 1:05:38were on the Patrick's parents came and they weren't even his parents. Marty dumb.
- 1:05:49Yeah, it's good every time. It's good every time. Every episode
- 1:05:58that was in a Playing Door nine eleven, that's what whatever episode? Yeah,
- 1:06:06is that what you're watching at the time? Do you know what episode
- 1:06:10it was? You just remember it was on because it was the only thing
- 1:06:15that wasn't showing The towers can hit now Live from the Towers is a track.
- 1:06:23We don't know how many casualties there are. There's a lot of smoke
- 1:06:26in the area. I don't know. It's a really a big tragedy for
- 1:06:35America. We think it might have conversations and connections to al Qaeda and the
- 1:06:41Taliban and different things. Fishs it's a news fish bikini bottom news, no
- 1:06:53good news. But it's like, this is truly a tragic day for America.
- 1:07:01I got a question for you. Yeah, remember the song where Sponge
- 1:07:05but I had to work at the chump bucket and oh yeah, this kitchen
- 1:07:10is not the same without you. It's just a great it's just food without
- 1:07:25He's like, this is not the stove. I know I would treat you
- 1:07:32just that ship was fine? Does that phone to one of the greatest cartoon
- 1:07:40songs? It's not the best cartoon song on that show is sweet Victory?
- 1:07:45Oh that doesn't count. I guess it is a real song. Who actually
- 1:07:51sings that song? Who? Nobody? That's why nobody gives a ship,
- 1:07:56because that's that's it is. Now it might as well be it it is
- 1:08:00now because you can't even you can't even look that up without seeing SpongeBob first,
- 1:08:05who's the original Coolick and David Clinton? Fuck? Then what about the
- 1:08:11song where he was singing for Garry to come back? What song was that?
- 1:08:15Sweet Victory was composed well before Spongeboble Square Pants series is first recorded or
- 1:08:19ninety six? Wow? Never heard that ship before SpongeBob. I don't want
- 1:08:26to go. Yeah, SpongeBob good stuff. We could do a whole episode
- 1:08:39just talking about spongeboblem Sorry, definitely, very very instrumental in our youth.
- 1:08:44SpongeBob exclusive lot man speaking of youth. Next question, if Starbirds came back
- 1:08:51and with better quality, no, would y'all wear them better quality? No?
- 1:08:56Because they were ugly? Yeah, I was honest. I wasn't a
- 1:08:58fan of the look. That's why that wasn't fair. It wasn't about the
- 1:09:00cheap they were came back and they looked better. Yeah, yeah, it
- 1:09:06looked better, But you say just the quality. It was a better looking
- 1:09:10shoe with a logo. I guess I don't really wear wearing Ben Wallace's with
- 1:09:13the spinners on them straight basketball shoes these days, got out supreams not doing
- 1:09:17that. Shout out to La Trail Spree Wheel. I like to try different
- 1:09:20basketball shoes, but you know those just wasn't Yeah, they were fight outs
- 1:09:27like ten hours of a reason. They just weren't ugly, especially that Nick's
- 1:09:30color white. Yeah they made it a black one. Oh well, this
- 1:09:39is some question, but I'm gonna read it anyway because there's something. Shout
- 1:09:45out to publics or wherever this person's from. They said, just seeing a
- 1:09:48chick walking through publics with something slightly hanging out her dress. I eventually realized
- 1:09:55there was a butt plug with it tail. Oh yeah, what's some freaky
- 1:09:59ship y'all seen public? That's tough. That's what's up. I mean a
- 1:10:02butt plug and the tail. I mean that's blood public. I don't really
- 1:10:05see it like in public. I haven't seen anything that. I don't think
- 1:10:11I've seen anything freaky like that in public. I mean other than people get
- 1:10:15fingered in public on the dance floor. I still think it's very wild.
- 1:10:20Doing anything like that in the club is crazy. The only time I seen
- 1:10:24like freaking ship is in like a freaking environment, like like at the Swingers
- 1:10:28Club. Like I saw that's like, that's like that's where it's supposed to
- 1:10:31supposed to oldest. Yeah, it's a long time ago. Starting to get
- 1:10:41gray hairs now. Well, running back the story. That's an old story,
- 1:10:45man, that's an old one now. Probably haven't even heard it before.
- 1:10:50Honestly, while I was looking for the next question, basically, I
- 1:10:56went to a swingers club in Philadelphia I think is shut down now I haven't.
- 1:11:03I think COVID kind of swept that up. But it's called Saints and
- 1:11:09Centers. It's like a club. It's like in fish Town. I believe
- 1:11:14it's still open. It's still open. Really? That one? Wow?
- 1:11:19All right? Why what? Okay? Okay? Some way, somehow I
- 1:11:28got to the pineapple side of TikTok. Somehow someways what happens when you shared
- 1:11:34tiktoks with Q. The one swinger out of this group made to the swinger
- 1:11:41side, the one just kidding. I want to say, Mike, you're
- 1:11:51still going to these places, make me a swinger? I just he's just
- 1:11:56observing. I'm a watcher, SI meetter, I know to wells Fargo said,
- 1:12:01don't mean I'm a hooper. So I explain you made it to that
- 1:12:10side of and somehow, somewhere, somehow in the center John. Besides,
- 1:12:15still they have a TikTok They have a TikTok page. Huh or at least
- 1:12:21it was somebody talking about it maybe. Well, yeah, it's basically it's
- 1:12:26a swingers club in Philadelphia. They have a bunch of events, uh,
- 1:12:31like parties, sex parties, Uh whatever. This is one I went to.
- 1:12:41Yeah, it is one, and they see I went to one with
- 1:12:43this young lady. We went. Uh it was a party. It was
- 1:12:46basically they was having. It's like three levels. The bottom level is like
- 1:12:50a dressing room slash bathroom, locker room. Mid level is where like the
- 1:12:56sex rooms are the playrooms like this private playrooms, big playrooms like public ones
- 1:13:01where you can go in there and play. It's like a bunch of pillow
- 1:13:04like a bunch of like couch cushions almost, and you go in there and
- 1:13:11do your thing and people can watch from the outside. It's like the red
- 1:13:14room and yeah, playboys show swing. You're like one of those. You
- 1:13:18can watch whatever. Then upstairs is like a nightclub where it's like strip of
- 1:13:25poles, dance floors, bar, like a bondage table, whipping bondage stations,
- 1:13:30whatever, whatever, and you just going to party like it was whatever.
- 1:13:34You know, there's like the party I went to like it was just
- 1:13:39the vibe whatever. And then there's TVs all around there were just had porn
- 1:13:43on. It was just pouring on the TVs, just just just streaming porn.
- 1:13:47And then it was like a fisting class going on. Wow. Yeah,
- 1:13:51it was a fisting class. Yeah wow. And people were making fist
- 1:13:57molds like to like for you know, assive fish training. You get in
- 1:14:03you know. And then at one point and everybody was in the dance club
- 1:14:06area it was food or whatever. And then at some point at the point
- 1:14:10of night, they were like, all right, everybody go downstairs play like
- 1:14:12they kicked everybody out the fucking night club PI and they just said it's time
- 1:14:16to get the freak on. Yeah, it was food and I enjoyed the
- 1:14:20food. I ate at the sex club. I sure did. I did.
- 1:14:27He's like, fuck you lamon anything. I just look it was it
- 1:14:36was. It was a nice spread. It was a nice spread class.
- 1:14:45There was food, there was there was divorce. It was divorce. And
- 1:14:55then at some point the night basically they said everybody you know, go downstairs,
- 1:15:00get your freak on there. Everybody got the freaking. Some people,
- 1:15:03you know, these couples linked up. Some people did their own thing,
- 1:15:08and people watch some people in the private rooms. Is this a place where
- 1:15:11you can just fall asleep to what I mean like probably probably in one of
- 1:15:15the private rooms. I'm about to say you just like I mean, because
- 1:15:18you just ate, you drink and then you have sex, you got to
- 1:15:24get up and go home after day. I mean in some point, at
- 1:15:30some point they kick you out. But it's like it was really like it's
- 1:15:34probably one of the most coolest chillst vibes I've ever been to in public,
- 1:15:38like because it's like there's obviously there's rules, like you know, everything is
- 1:15:43consensual, obviously obvious. They like they're very strict on like yo, don't
- 1:15:47touch people or like proposition people everybody. No, it's no type deal.
- 1:15:53Everything is cleaned up, like they had people just going around cleaning every service,
- 1:15:57no matter if somebody sits down having sex whatever. It's just this dedicated
- 1:16:00cleanliness. No, COVID didn't start there, no, no, And it
- 1:16:05was just it was a cool it was a cool thing. So the Wuhan
- 1:16:11Swingers club, the wuhan the same thing really really six sounds like a good
- 1:16:18time. We had a cool Another response for the female playing or whatever you
- 1:16:26want, a female ball play, They said, y'all were discussing making balloon
- 1:16:30animals out of your balls when you were younger, and Mike wondered if ladies
- 1:16:35ever tried weird stuff with their bodies. Well, I am a lady,
- 1:16:39lol, And it reminded me when I was growing up and my chest started
- 1:16:43to develop. I don't know what made me do it, but I remember
- 1:16:47wrapping them shoelaces so they looked bigger. I like the way it looked under
- 1:16:55my shirt. I am now a grown thirty year old woman with some kinks.
- 1:17:00She said she wrapped the shoelaces around her chest. I assume like went
- 1:17:03so she mean this way? No, he probably went across because then like
- 1:17:08it would puff up the top part and make it look like tied under.
- 1:17:13Like, so the like across that's not gonna make it. Isn't that gonna
- 1:17:17flatten it out a little bit? Yeah? It was it kind of like
- 1:17:20but like but like it pushes up the top part. I don't know,
- 1:17:25I don't know. Tell us about your now she got a bondage. King,
- 1:17:29Now you want to get tied up? I thought she was like individually
- 1:17:31wrapping the booth shirt off? What do you say? What do you say?
- 1:17:40Ken? What? Huh? No? No, we could just push
- 1:17:46forward. He told me to take my shoelaces off. Might take your shirt
- 1:17:49off? A forward goodbye? That's crazy, okay. Isn't it crazy how
- 1:18:04non racist white actors you would have to top both the shoelaces together. Yeah,
- 1:18:10I promise you. I was just thinking, I don't think one shoelaces,
- 1:18:13No one shoe you need the time both together? Yeah, maybe throwing
- 1:18:16one of youalls? Nah too too too? Was fine, too fine,
- 1:18:20too fine. I've been doing my thing. How about you down now?
- 1:18:27Or who knows? It's not about the scales, about how you feel,
- 1:18:30it's about the it's about the journey. But it's been a long dress.
- 1:18:34Yeah, it's been a thirty one year one, so it is what it
- 1:18:39is? Thirty one? Sorry this fun boy? You old as funck boy?
- 1:18:46Yes? Okay, yes, how I am. Isn't it crazy how
- 1:18:53non racist white actors can just turn that switch on and find something from their
- 1:18:59ancestors to off the performance of a lifetime m hmmm. Who are some of
- 1:19:02your favorite white actors to play their role a little too well? Leonardo DiCaprio's
- 1:19:08number one in Django. Yeah, that's that's way too. It was to
- 1:19:13to in front of my niggas. You can't. That wasn't even even in
- 1:19:20the script. That was That wasn't him, That wasn't him, That was
- 1:19:25the other was the other guy he was. He was going off, he
- 1:19:28was going not in front of my niggas. When he wiped his blood on
- 1:19:30fucking uh on what's her name? Carry Washington's face? You know that wasn't
- 1:19:39even script in Proude, you don't you know what se I'm talking about acting
- 1:19:44and Django when acting when like he smashed he's like when he was like kind
- 1:19:49of like found out that who she like, who that relationship was, and
- 1:19:53like smashed his hand and he actually cut his hand and she was like,
- 1:19:58this girl is my property whatever oplising like he wiped his blood on her face,
- 1:20:03and like that wasn't that wasn't supposed to happen because first of all,
- 1:20:06obviously was supposed to cut his hand for real, and then he decided on
- 1:20:10himself to just wipe his blood on her face, which I'm pretty sure that
- 1:20:14probably caused a problem at something later on. Your hr was involved. Something
- 1:20:18happened. I know she wasn't accepted. Probably I'm gonna need some competition.
- 1:20:23She had to it was wasn't it was a renegotiation that happened somewhere. You
- 1:20:29know how actors are. Probably that was great. That's probably what they did.
- 1:20:31He's a genius. But it's cool his body fluids now and we got
- 1:20:39it. Yeah, it's real blood Now that was just something you did and
- 1:20:43it was fake blood. No, that was your real that was real body
- 1:20:46flew without you, No, sir, I got we gotta go back to
- 1:20:49the negotiators. Oh, it's a fantastic scene. I'm just saying the reaction.
- 1:20:55For sure. It had to be some money, extra money dispensed.
- 1:20:58Something had to happen. Not saying for a movie. My answer would be
- 1:21:01Edward Norton in American History X. That was a good movie. That's my
- 1:21:06answer, because he was really I love that movie. He's on some ship.
- 1:21:11Am I supposed to love that movie? Sure that that's a great movie.
- 1:21:14Dog, because I remember the first I will never forget watching it.
- 1:21:16White people love it. That's those are the ones that should be Which part
- 1:21:24do you love? Apparently that dude's Jewish? Now really hmmm? That curve
- 1:21:30Steen, Yeah, in my head like the curve, I was like,
- 1:21:33God, because we watched it in school. Yeah, yeah, now I
- 1:21:40know whether mister somebody they also it was always a curve star also a curve
- 1:21:45STARp in the Sopranos. Really, I haven't got there yet. Oh I'll
- 1:21:50never get there. Not as graphic, but I was like, what that
- 1:21:56ship? They pretty much showed it like that head like, did he die?
- 1:22:02That's always I always thought you would die from that die. I don't
- 1:22:06think he died, yeah, Soprano's I don't think he died from that.
- 1:22:14But it was graphic. You should die from a curb I guess it's not
- 1:22:18hard enough that shouldn't do it. Next question, Next question, does doctor
- 1:22:24Waffle take advantage of being a doctor. How often have you said, take
- 1:22:27two of these and call me in the morning. Depends on what we're talking
- 1:22:30to. Yeah, take two of these and call me in the morning.
- 1:22:38It might be more than two. Hm hmm. What's something your girl could
- 1:22:48do that isn't any form of cheating or anything that would make you break up?
- 1:22:54With her. Example, I am a German fool. So if I
- 1:22:57catch my shorty not washing her hands, it's a rat. That's that's a
- 1:23:01good one. You're not about to ask us that that's a good one.
- 1:23:05I don't know. I don't really something that she could do that's not cheating
- 1:23:11that would make me break out with her mm hmm. Posting everything that,
- 1:23:18yeah, yep, that's a good start. I hate that. Do not
- 1:23:23I don't like, don't post my text messages. Oh yeah, like that.
- 1:23:30If we're talking to each other, don't do that. You don't have
- 1:23:34to post everything that we do together, Like just that would annoy me because
- 1:23:41I'm not even that type of person, So I wouldn't by putting our business,
- 1:23:45especially like if we're in conflict or like we have problems. I know
- 1:23:47so much of it. I can't believe this bum ass thing. It won't
- 1:23:50even let me do if we're in I think a lot of women don't understand
- 1:23:55how the track over there throwing subliminals with songs like it's so and that that
- 1:24:00taxes you too, Like if I see that you do that, you're probably
- 1:24:02nowdles flash. Don't do that ship with your boyfriends. Don't do that ship
- 1:24:05with niggas you're talking to, just do not do that ship in general.
- 1:24:10It's not a good look. Like I personally, and watching people do it,
- 1:24:14I love the best. I love to see it. Yeah, I
- 1:24:15know you do. And every time I see that, I never see when
- 1:24:19people like, I'm gonna say women because this is more of a woman thing.
- 1:24:24I see, this happened. It is what it is. When I
- 1:24:27see you do that, I've never seen that and like that that couple worked
- 1:24:30out. Yeah. Ever ever, Never have I seen a chick talking about
- 1:24:38a dude on Twitter or especially Twitter, Instagram, whatever and him and that
- 1:24:43her and that dude worked out all it never It never helps about you closer.
- 1:24:48Yeah, talking about him real crazy and then bro, I'll be seeing
- 1:24:57it. You are in a perpetual cycle. That made me think we forgot
- 1:25:00to talk about the dude who cut off his friends. We just thought I
- 1:25:05just thought about that because he posted on social media. We just talked about
- 1:25:09women. We don't have the same thing women. That is very I just
- 1:25:13feel like, I don't know if y'all saw this, but a dude was
- 1:25:15pretty much like yo, I just had back surgery and I cut off four
- 1:25:18of my niggas because none of them checked on me, none of them asked
- 1:25:21how I was doing, so I didn't tell him or anything. I just
- 1:25:25blocked all of them. My thing is like, all right, I guess
- 1:25:29if you truly felt that way, he was like, Yeah, those niggas
- 1:25:30were not my friends. What are you posting that for? Do you know
- 1:25:33what they were doing? Yeah? What if they also had back surgery?
- 1:25:38What if they were going through some shiit? Do that? Just go ahead
- 1:25:43and do it like you don't doing no advertising it? What did you want
- 1:25:47to or like, actually, I just dropped some friends, so looking for
- 1:25:50new friends for new guys. Wow, you're so brave leaving those friends behind.
- 1:25:56I can't believe men are shaming him for ticking off. Shut up,
- 1:26:01shut up, shut up, he sounds. Stop. You're seeking attention.
- 1:26:09No, you're seeking attention fucking people. Simple text message? You got okay,
- 1:26:13do that so you need it? Yes, but you don't got to
- 1:26:15be like I just had to do this. You can do that, but
- 1:26:19just do it in tallence. You don't got to advertise that. That's what
- 1:26:24I'm saying. That part is like why nigga, who? Why the fun
- 1:26:27do we can? You know? Why should I. I don't know who
- 1:26:30the fight they are, I don't even know you. But also something that
- 1:26:34would immediately make me break up with a girl that's not cheating if she put
- 1:26:39her hands on me. Oh oh fair enough, Yeah, good answer,
- 1:26:43good answer, good answer. Good. What if you found out in her
- 1:26:46group chat she was talking about your family negatively all these niggas smell like fish.
- 1:26:51It's like his mom is so annoying. I can't believe her. Depending
- 1:26:58on what she's saying, Yeah, depending on what she's saying, and if
- 1:27:00it's true, if she really going at my family greasy, yeah, if
- 1:27:05it's bad. It depends on how bad it is. Like it was just
- 1:27:09like like, oh, I don't really like they don't really you know what
- 1:27:12I mean? I don't know. It was like it's it's levels. All
- 1:27:15they do is eat rice and beans and beans. That's fine, Like,
- 1:27:20yeah, that's fine. But if she's saying that they smell like macaroni for
- 1:27:27their spaghetti, I can't believe they smell these damn macaroni noodles macaroni with penne
- 1:27:41likes are way too much. I can't believe it. And she started wearing
- 1:27:45them big ass fake eyelashes. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know if
- 1:27:49I can stand by that. Yeah, like snuff, if she decided that
- 1:27:57she wanted to wear Tennant's fingernail, that's not even cool no more for it's
- 1:28:04never never cool. I mean like that's not even a style. Like obviously
- 1:28:11that's demographic. Okay, it's a it's a few birds out exactly. They
- 1:28:17still be wearing that ship. There's a few birds still. Next question.
- 1:28:27Yeah, as a nigga with video, I normally don't laugh at video jokes,
- 1:28:30but the whole vigo on the ball shape got me laughing. Also,
- 1:28:35I don't think that's the question. Also, the amount of women that have
- 1:28:40loved the way my meat looks because of it, it's shocking. Okay,
- 1:28:45thank you for that information. That's tough. You got video Dick and they
- 1:28:49love it. Thanks for that. Uh got spoiled Dick. What was the
- 1:28:58He also said he's in cream hershey bar Dick, and they love it,
- 1:29:02and they got the spot spotty cow dick got a motherfuck got a cow tail.
- 1:29:10But the second part he said, y'all rarely, y'all rarely get a
- 1:29:14female listener. Last question, and when y'all do, it's some ship,
- 1:29:17like what book should you read? That's not a question, But I mean,
- 1:29:21maybe that wasn't a woman. Maybe it was a man. Just asked
- 1:29:25about a new book recommendation. Yeah, and this folk, this is for
- 1:29:30unreading as niggers. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, shouts to you your man.
- 1:29:38This question. They've submitted it a few times. I didn't know what
- 1:29:41they were talking about, so I wasn't going to ask. But this might
- 1:29:44be the last one. He said, y'all talked about wrestling last part.
- 1:29:46And I keep asking, and Elsie is duck in the smoke? Why did
- 1:29:50he attack his man? Trick? Williams just you don't know, so apparently,
- 1:29:59U uh, you know, I look like I guess he just thinks
- 1:30:02that joke is funny. You don't look like him. Yeah, he thinks
- 1:30:04I look like him. And he keeps he used to he was commenting on
- 1:30:08one of my reels. Oh, okay, he doesn't really watch ustling.
- 1:30:13I mean, I knew what he was talking about. I just because it
- 1:30:15wasn't a good joke. I forget it wasn't a good job. Look like
- 1:30:18him, but keep listening. Carmelo Carmelo Hayes. Yeah, he said,
- 1:30:21why did I attack Trick Williams. Mm hmm, so I guess to him
- 1:30:26is hilarious. But I guess, bro, like clearly I did. But
- 1:30:30if you do love wrestling, be on the lookouts back wrestling podcasts. My
- 1:30:38boy, what, I don't know, bro, he just thinks it's funny,
- 1:30:41like he said it before Carmelo Hayes And okay, he does not look
- 1:30:45like no, no, don't look like that nigga. No, that's some
- 1:30:49face. Actually looked more like the Trick Williams look, if anything like Trick
- 1:30:54Williams. For a second, I thought that was Julian Newman basketball niggah.
- 1:31:00That's funny. I don't know, but he literally commented that on one of
- 1:31:02my reels. I'm like, what there talking about? Thanks for listening,
- 1:31:06though, thanks for fuck are you talking? Keep listening though? Stop commented
- 1:31:12on his reels about it. Yeah, what, bro, you had Percy
- 1:31:17Harvin sitting right there easily. They probably don't even know personal person. Harvn't
- 1:31:23been there for a while now, he' too young man. Okay, this
- 1:31:27has been here for a little bit. So I got a rug. Now
- 1:31:30get it out of the way, okay, doc, Here's the thing I
- 1:31:31currently work as a pharmacy technician at a major hospital. I feel like my
- 1:31:35intelligence level far surpassed. Is that a lot of a lot of pharmacists I
- 1:31:40work with. I really have been considering going back to school to become a
- 1:31:44pharmacist. How long was your process in total? Because I got very few
- 1:31:48credits the first time? Lol. Mind you, I'm twenty eight with two
- 1:31:53children five and eight, living a cool lifestyle, not struggling or anything.
- 1:31:57But do you think it would be manageable with the workloo from schooling as well?
- 1:32:01Overthinking tends to put me in a freeze at times together like that listening
- 1:32:08to this podcast, shout out to you, Yeah, shout out to you.
- 1:32:10You're doing better than that. I mean, ship if you're doing well
- 1:32:15and not struggling. I don't know, man. It's it's pluses and minuses,
- 1:32:21Like if you're gonna do the school, you're probably gonna have to not
- 1:32:26work full time obviously, So it's all about what you can manage, like
- 1:32:30what you can give up, like how much time and probably income because if
- 1:32:34you have student loans, it's got to take on some loans just to probably
- 1:32:41live. So it's pluses and minuses. What was your total time in school,
- 1:32:45Like what year did you start farm? Just total? You can got
- 1:32:48to say total total. It was four years undergrad than four years of pharmacy
- 1:32:53school. Yeah, but it could have been two years. But I got
- 1:32:58my bachelor's for could have been two years if you took the course. Got
- 1:33:03stifficate, could have been two weeks, two weeks sorry, two weeks sorry.
- 1:33:06And I could deal pills on the street hustling backwards than you do that
- 1:33:11for free. I should have known. I should have thought about that when
- 1:33:14I was there. I could have could have been the fast track to selling
- 1:33:16that fence state. I could have been selling fit on the side. Could
- 1:33:21have been three to five business. Whatever they got, I go on canvas
- 1:33:28right now, make your stifficate. Now I'm doing legal drug dealing. Pee
- 1:33:31you where's the excitement, where's the romance, where's the drama? Just be
- 1:33:41a pharmacy tech. They're a pharmacy tech. Oh no, you mean a
- 1:33:46pharmacy tech tech tech tech, a tech tech, pharmacy street technician, pharmaceuticals
- 1:33:54street pharmaceuticals rep. Yes, rep. Yeah, all right, Well well
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- 1:37:51know, I just realized we didn't really talk about We forgot to tell about
- 1:37:55the draft. O. Man, fuck that draft. Well it really didn't
- 1:37:59matter for y'all. But I'm happy. I think our drafters Nay plus and
- 1:38:02the Atlantic Falcons are stupid. Oh my god, stupid you hear that shake?
- 1:38:09The draft bush Lakers are very open to helping lebron fulfill his dream of
- 1:38:15playing with Brownie. Are potentially drafted him and g he'll get drafted in the
- 1:38:19second round. He will definitely be there. That's not the point. He
- 1:38:23shouldn't be drafted. He shouldn't be, but he will. But he will
- 1:38:27be because guess what the nasaisis is playing? And I'm sure Brownie is more
- 1:38:30serviceable than the nets. But yeah, are we sure? Yes? Yes?
- 1:38:38Are we sure Ronnie doesn't dribble off his ankles? Yes? The NASAs
- 1:38:42can't even dribble it. No, he doesn't. But people don't get what
- 1:38:48they deserve all the time. I'm off for nepotism. He shouldn't, Michael
- 1:38:55at number eight when you just got it I'm off for nepotism, and like
- 1:38:59businesses, not in this ship. This is the business. He's already he's
- 1:39:01already rich. He's already rich. That's what nepotism is, that already rich.
- 1:39:04No, that's not what that is. That's usually what it is.
- 1:39:08Nepotism is you got to have something to give something. Huh, nepotism.
- 1:39:14Yeah, you have to have power to use it. Yeah, you got
- 1:39:16to have something to give something like yeah, us nepotism. We can't really
- 1:39:24get it. I can't put another podcast on. I barely got this exactly.
- 1:39:29Nepotism definitely can apply here because if nepotism, if I wanted to bring
- 1:39:31my little brother in here, that's nepotism right because of my relations because because
- 1:39:40that's because of my personal relationship, I'm giving him a position. But that's
- 1:39:44not the type of nepotism we're talking about. That's what that is. That
- 1:39:46is not it. Why not because there's not enough steaks? What you mean,
- 1:39:53it's not enough steaks the amount of money brownni is gonna make it versus
- 1:39:59the amount of money we make. I'm talking, yes, I'm talking about
- 1:40:02that nepotism that is Oh yes, I don't. I don't the dictionary definition.
- 1:40:08But we're talking about large scale nepotism. That doesn't really I don't care
- 1:40:13about that type of nepotism because if you're nepotism to me, like the one
- 1:40:16that I'm standing for is nepotism for people who could actually need it, Like
- 1:40:26who needs nepotism? Who could benefit from what? What? Like he's already
- 1:40:30rich, he doesn't need All the people that benefit from nepotism are usually rich.
- 1:40:35That's why they're neo babies because people hear that their parents are in positions
- 1:40:41of power. Yeah, you just don't like Lebron James might just exactly.
- 1:40:45Also and his son is ash. But if you guys want to talk about
- 1:40:51nepotism being stupid, it's Blue Ivy being in this new Moufass movie. That's
- 1:40:58nepotism. That is nepotism. Because Beyonest wasn't good in the first one.
- 1:41:04That's nepotism. Yes, he's not good with her voice. It wasn't good
- 1:41:10with her voice. Now that's also also also we still going also also that's
- 1:41:16like that's one movie. This Nigga's gonna milk an entire NBA career. Yeah,
- 1:41:21it's probably gonna be like three. But he's not the first one that
- 1:41:25just happened to It happens happens all the time. Fucking Luke Walton made the
- 1:41:29league, bro because because he's a solid college player. Though, all right,
- 1:41:35we're not talking about this, nigga, David David Stockton made the league
- 1:41:40and he was ass ass college player. Nigga, Why the fuck did Michael
- 1:41:44Porter Junior have a brother in the league. I don't know his name.
- 1:41:48I'm pretty sure ain't. Nobody said pick him up because we were gonna because
- 1:41:55we might get Michael Porter. I gotta jump off the ship. I gotta
- 1:42:00get the fuck out of here, I'm saying. But still, if we
- 1:42:02draft John, we might get my name. Somebody took him because of his
- 1:42:06name. That's it that nigga said that. Nigga said publicly, I'm going
- 1:42:12to play with my son, So that automatically says that puts his value to
- 1:42:17a million, because it's saying, if you get him, you're getting me,
- 1:42:21And that's the only reason niggas are gonna get him. It has nothing
- 1:42:26to do with the fact that he's good at basketball. Good white people do
- 1:42:29it all the time. Why the fuck is Jim bohem Son on the team
- 1:42:32in Syracuse nepotism college. I don't give a you know what? You know?
- 1:42:39The problem is like, that's still a spot on the team that he
- 1:42:41got over somebody who deserves it and is wrong. I think it's I think
- 1:42:45it's spot he could have went to somebody appetist Jim Bohem's son. It's still
- 1:42:53nepotism. Tom o Sun, same thing, tom Is O Sun was still
- 1:42:59taking up Michigan State. Either way. Either way, either way they're benefiting
- 1:43:05from They're still benefiting from who their parents. There's different levels of benefiting.
- 1:43:11A roster spot on the college team is different than jump on this black nepotism,
- 1:43:15black nempotism for people with actual talent. He sucks. He's not better
- 1:43:21than Tanasas. I don't know. I don't know that. We don't know
- 1:43:27that. We actually don't know that. Actually do Mike? Are we sure?
- 1:43:30Have you ever seen a good basketball player from Fanasas? I haven't,
- 1:43:34I mean I never, I've never do you? I haven't watched him,
- 1:43:39so I haven't watched him much. But you haven't watched he hasn't watched him
- 1:43:43when he said he's asked, okay well