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Romeo In The Morning 7-23-26 · Romeo & Friends

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  Speaker 1: I was going on, everybody, it's Romeo. We got into
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  Speaker 1: a lot today talking about bathroom stories. Something crazy always
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  Speaker 1: happens at the bathroom. We talked a little bit about
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  Speaker 1: golf and moving in with somebody because you need money,
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  Speaker 1: and well, let's find out what happened gay room. I
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  Speaker 1: used to go to ranch parties back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: and one day I got so drunk and passed out
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  Speaker 1: in the chicken coop. I woke up with Hay in
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  Speaker 1: my hair. Oh man, there's nothing better than a story,
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  Speaker 1: a great story where you passed out somewhere right already
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  Speaker 1: fourteen five, four, seven to seven. I'll tell you a story.
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  Speaker 1: I passed out in a friend of mine's room. We
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  Speaker 1: were at the wind and we got so drunk. I
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  Speaker 1: passed out in his bed. Him and his wife slept
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  Speaker 1: on the couch. Well, our rooms looked similar, so I
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  Speaker 1: thought I was in my room. I didn't know what
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  Speaker 1: was going on. I was freaked out, didn't have no
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  Speaker 1: pants on. It was crazy all right, morning.
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  Speaker 2: How I was going on, Hey, I want to tell
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  Speaker 2: you about one of the times when I passed out,
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  Speaker 2: And he.
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  Speaker 1: Said, you said one of the times.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So what's the best one?
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  Speaker 2: So I was in Vegas for my twenty first birthday
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  Speaker 2: with my sister, and we were there for like four days,
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  Speaker 2: and like on the fourth day, we switched hotels and
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  Speaker 2: I was drunk when we switched hotels. So we switched hotels.
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  Speaker 2: I'd never make it up to the room because I
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  Speaker 2: go drinking and gambling. By the end of the night,
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  Speaker 2: I left with someone and I left my phone somewhere,
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  Speaker 2: my room key somewhere. I woke up in his hotel
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  Speaker 2: at the hard Rock. I had no idea who I
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  Speaker 2: was with, where I was at.
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  Speaker 3: I thought I was.
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  Speaker 2: With my sister, and I literally he had to tell
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  Speaker 2: me where I was dying, send me a taxi over there.
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  Speaker 2: And when I got there, like, I was just like frantic.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know where it's belong. I'm lost.
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  Speaker 2: Like the security guard had to escort me up to
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  Speaker 2: the room. And my sister was literally about the file
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  Speaker 2: of missing Christians.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever find your phone?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Wow, that's a great that sounds like a great time.
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  Speaker 2: It was, but everyone looks mad at me.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever see the dude again?
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  Speaker 2: No? I don't even know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thanks for calling, but Hey, romy uh, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a happy drunk. This past Saturday. I fell asleep at
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  Speaker 1: Don Perico's, woke up, took off to McMurphy's block, blacked out,
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  Speaker 1: woke up at Gosa Tequila. Great night, jeez, good lording that.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 5: What's happened?
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  Speaker 6: Brother?
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  Speaker 1: What a brother?
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  Speaker 5: Anyways?
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  Speaker 7: Want share an experience I had.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't actually pass out.
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  Speaker 4: I fell asleep. I was working a lot and decided, Man,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 5: Go get a haircut after work.
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  Speaker 7: I wasn't except to get a haircut.
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  Speaker 5: I follow sleep on the.
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  Speaker 4: On the guys on the chair while I get a haircut.
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  Speaker 4: The bar, the barbaric.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, hey here are you okay?
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  Speaker 4: What the hell is happening?
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I was trying to explain to him that I was
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  Speaker 8: working a lot stuff and he goes, They tell me, so,
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  Speaker 8: maybe should take a nap, come get a hair cut.
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  Speaker 1: That's fun. That's pretty good man, Thanks for calling. All right, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: You know I can understand that working a lot. One
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  Speaker 1: time I had to lay some stones my mom's patio.
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  Speaker 1: She wants some stone laid. So I got up and
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  Speaker 1: like I got up, drove to my mom's house. Started
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  Speaker 1: about five in the morning, worked till about seven at night.
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  Speaker 1: And when I finished and I was sitting there, just
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  Speaker 1: I sat down in a chair and was out immediately.
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  Speaker 1: I never had that happen before. I never had been
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  Speaker 1: so tired before that. I just fell asleep. Never happened before.
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  Speaker 1: Already four two by four, seven and seven? Where'd you
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  Speaker 1: pass out? Talking about passing out? Where'd you pa? What's
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  Speaker 1: going on?
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  Speaker 7: What up? Man?
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  Speaker 9: I got a great story where I passed out?
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  Speaker 1: What happened?
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  Speaker 10: All right?
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  Speaker 9: So it was New Year's and I get super I
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  Speaker 9: get super drunk.
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  Speaker 8: And I wake up.
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  Speaker 9: I was at the club. The last thing I remember.
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  Speaker 9: I was at the clubs and I wake up about
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  Speaker 9: four in the morning. I knew how I've been throwing
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  Speaker 9: up because I was kind of sober, but I was
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  Speaker 9: really tired and gruggy. So I wake up. I wake
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  Speaker 9: up standing up in a bathroom. Then I don't know
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  Speaker 9: whose it is. And when I walked to open the door,
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  Speaker 9: it's all dark. Just the light in the bathroom's on.
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  Speaker 9: So I'm like, I don't recognize this house. It's layout.
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  Speaker 9: I go and I like walk quiet. I checked for
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  Speaker 9: my phone. I didn't have it I'm like, all right, whatever.
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  Speaker 9: I go into the living room. I see like a
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  Speaker 9: gang of white people just passed out. Now, I don't
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  Speaker 9: really have a lot of white friends, and I know
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  Speaker 9: I wasn't partying with white people when I was at
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  Speaker 9: the club, so I don't really know how I got there.
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  Speaker 9: I was with my cousin and I didn't know where
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  Speaker 9: he was. So I'm like trying to creek and see
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  Speaker 9: where my cousin is, seeing all these people sleeping, trying
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  Speaker 9: not to feel like a weirdo because I wanted to
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  Speaker 9: get out of there, and I'm like, well, I don't
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  Speaker 9: see them, so let me check the rings real quick.
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  Speaker 9: I didn't see anybody in the room. So it was
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  Speaker 9: like four in the morning, so it's like thirty degrees outside.
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  Speaker 9: I don't even know what town. And then so I
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  Speaker 9: saw an empty bed in the room, and I was like,
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  Speaker 9: you know what, man, I'll just deal with this stuff
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  Speaker 9: in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever.
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  Speaker 9: I don't even care. I'm about to go to sleep.
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  Speaker 9: I just passed out in somebody's bed. It was empty.
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  Speaker 9: So and get this, in the morning, my cousin wakes
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  Speaker 9: me up.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, bro, where are you?
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  Speaker 9: He goes, dude, you guys locked me outside when I
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  Speaker 9: was looking up with this girl had sleep in my
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  Speaker 9: car and my phone was in his car.
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  Speaker 1: All right, eight four seven to seven. Let's talk about
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  Speaker 1: where you passed out at hey, roam A one time
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  Speaker 1: I went to Vegas with my buddies and blacked out.
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  Speaker 1: They had the night of my life. I guess I
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  Speaker 1: woke up naked and the Chicks hotel with money in
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  Speaker 1: my pocket. The night before we got wasted. I guess
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  Speaker 1: I hit a jackpot on a roulette and won like
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  Speaker 1: three grand, blew most of it on strippers and a
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  Speaker 1: limo with my buddies. I don't remember a thing. I
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  Speaker 1: think that's enough. Good morning, Now, what's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Yo?
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  Speaker 11: What up?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 5: Hey?
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  Speaker 7: Man? I remember that girl?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 7: This is Charles in charge. Man, that gonna rock my world.
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  Speaker 7: Man from a fourth back to the party girl. Man, right,
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  Speaker 7: he has a woody tattoo on the back. Bad man
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  Speaker 7: asked what he calls back? This is a loved boy,
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  Speaker 7: Charles Wall you're talking about there?
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about the girl from Vegas.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, very Vegas.
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  Speaker 4: All right, all right, hotel?
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  Speaker 3: Remember that one?
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  Speaker 1: Oh hey, that girl had the stones to call up
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  Speaker 1: and tell her story. About hooking up with some dude
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  Speaker 1: passing out in Vegas. There's a lot of women that
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  Speaker 1: did that. Okay, don't be judging hers. She's cool. Already
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  Speaker 1: four two, five, four or seven to seven? Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: wou'd you pass out? All right, let's talk about passing out?
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  Speaker 1: Where did you pass out?
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  Speaker 2: At?
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  Speaker 1: Eight poort two five fours seven to seven? And went up? Rome?
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  Speaker 1: Me and my girl we would go out to the
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  Speaker 1: lake get so drunk. This one time we were having
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  Speaker 1: sex and I passed out naked and woke up with
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  Speaker 1: both car doors open. It was a trip. Well where
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  Speaker 1: was your chick at when all this went down? Already
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  Speaker 1: four two, five fours seven to seven?
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  Speaker 2: Rome.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't me but a friend of mine. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: sure if they were seizures, but he used to pass
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  Speaker 1: out randomly. Sometimes it would take about a minute and
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  Speaker 1: he would come out of it like nothing happened. This
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  Speaker 1: one time we were swimming and this dude passed out underwater.
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  Speaker 1: I pulled him out and he had no clue what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Scared the hell out of me. Well, yeah, I would
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  Speaker 1: scare the hell out of you. What is that you
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  Speaker 1: just you would just pass out and not remember anything
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  Speaker 1: or like nothing. Who that is a little scary already
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  Speaker 1: four two five, four, seven to seven? Where'd you pass out?
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk about the bathroom, and the reason
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  Speaker 1: I want to do that is because everybody's got a
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  Speaker 1: great bathroom story, and I know some of it's embarrassing,
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  Speaker 1: some of it's cool, some of it's I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Like my biggest fear, one of my biggest fears, I
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  Speaker 1: should shay it. Maybe it is. My biggest fear is
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  Speaker 1: when you're sitting in a public bathroom and that lock
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  Speaker 1: is not gonna hold, and somebody's gonna walk on you,
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  Speaker 1: walk in on you while you're, you know, doing your business.
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  Speaker 1: I have a buddy that's not afraid of that at all.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, no, I don't care walking on me. But
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  Speaker 1: he says, when I was in high school, we had
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  Speaker 1: these toilet stalls without dividers, so we all had to
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  Speaker 1: go to the bathroom in front of each other. Anyways.
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  Speaker 1: And you, I mean, you raider fans know you've been
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  Speaker 1: locked up. You know what it's like to have to
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  Speaker 1: go in front of somebody. So you guys get it,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't get it, you know, So I'm afraid
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  Speaker 1: that somebody's gonna walk in on me fall. I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom already, four two five, four, seven to seven.
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  Speaker 1: So what's up? Anybody got a great bathroom story? What happened?
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  Speaker 1: Fabe a Quorter Potty story? I don't know. Porter Potty
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  Speaker 1: is still a bathroom. I know you do, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, I was trying to think. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know that I have any great story about or embarrassing
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  Speaker 1: story about being in a bathroom. I'm trying. I was
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  Speaker 1: trying to think about it over the weekend. I gotta
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  Speaker 1: I gotta have something nutty that happened to me in
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  Speaker 1: a bathroom. I just can't remember what it. I just
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  Speaker 1: can't remember at this point. All right, who's got a
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  Speaker 1: great bathroom story? Eight four two five four seven to seven?
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  Speaker 1: How what's going on?
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  Speaker 7: I was ready to day again?
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  Speaker 8: Man, I got a funny story about that restroom issue?
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  Speaker 1: What I'm ready today?
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  Speaker 7: Okay?
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  Speaker 8: So I work at this big company where we got
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  Speaker 8: a lot of people on.
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  Speaker 5: That share a restroom.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, and I go in there one day, I'm before breaking.
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  Speaker 8: It's all toilet papered up.
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  Speaker 5: They looked like somebody made a clubhouse.
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  Speaker 8: So I go back over to the guys and I'm laughing.
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  Speaker 8: I said, yeah, you know, somebody made a clubhouse over there.
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  Speaker 4: And one of the guy's like, it's me. I did that.
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  Speaker 8: So he put toilet paper to block the cracks of
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  Speaker 8: the door, and I'm like, why did you do that?
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  Speaker 8: And he says, another from one of the other units
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  Speaker 8: walked in and I guess stared through the crack and
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  Speaker 8: they made eye contacts, and he said it was the
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  Speaker 8: odd like the worst feeling.
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  Speaker 5: He said the guy.
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  Speaker 8: Stared at him and even had the nerve to tell
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  Speaker 8: him like, what's up while he was sitting on the toilet,
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  Speaker 8: and he said it looked like Jurassic bar one eye
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  Speaker 8: just staring through the crack. So he toilet papered it
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  Speaker 8: all up.
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  Speaker 1: And it's funny.
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  Speaker 5: It's so funny.
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  Speaker 8: So now when I when it's all toilet papered up,
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  Speaker 8: I know he's been in there.
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  Speaker 7: He got the phobia.
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  Speaker 8: So and my question is, what would you do if
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  Speaker 8: you were sitting on the toilet, would you like tell
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  Speaker 8: somebody what's up back or would you tell him what
• 10:53
  Speaker 8: the heck are you looking at?
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  Speaker 5: Dude?
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  Speaker 1: I'd go, what that that's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 8: That's what I'm saying. They literally were going to fight
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  Speaker 8: because he felt offended. He found like he crossed the boundary.
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  Speaker 1: That's well, he did cross the boundaries. You don't talk
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  Speaker 1: to nobody in a bathroom.
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  Speaker 8: Guys like, oh, I don't know you're in there, all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, all righty damn thanks Matt. You don't talk to
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  Speaker 1: nobody in a bathroom already four two five fours seven
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  Speaker 1: to seven year room. When I worked in the oil fields,
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  Speaker 1: there was a guy that was in the porter party
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  Speaker 1: for a while. We knew he was in there looking
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  Speaker 1: at the magazine. Ended up scaring the crap out of him,
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  Speaker 1: banging on the wall and started to tip it over
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  Speaker 1: already four two by four seven seven Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: what happened in the bathroom. So when you're in the
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  Speaker 1: bathroom night, everybody's got a great bathroom story, at least
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  Speaker 1: you should you know something good, bad, embarrassing already four
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  Speaker 1: two five four seven to seven yo room. I personally
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  Speaker 1: have implemented an open door policy when I'm in the
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  Speaker 1: public restroom, just come on in, see and I'm scared
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  Speaker 1: that somebody's gonna walk in on me. Room. I was
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  Speaker 1: standing I was standing there, uh, taking a link when
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  Speaker 1: another guy comes in and uses the urinal next to me,
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  Speaker 1: but turns sideways like I was gonna look at him.
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  Speaker 1: What the heck? What are you doing exactly? Man, he
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: shouldn't be talking to nobody in the bathroom, yo. Rom
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  Speaker 1: I took my two year old into the bathroom, and
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  Speaker 1: since we were in the stall already, I told him
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  Speaker 1: it was mom's turn and just stand still as I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to start peeking under the as as I'm going.
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  Speaker 1: He starts peaking under the next stall and drops to
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  Speaker 1: the floor and crawls out. I'm hollering for him to
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  Speaker 1: come back and get my pants up, hoping he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: run out of the bathroom into a big ass crowd.
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  Speaker 1: Luckily he ran in. He ran into the sink. It
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  Speaker 1: was a bathroom at Disneyland. Oh that's great. Everybody's got
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  Speaker 1: a great bathroom story already. Four two, five, four, seven
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  Speaker 1: to seven. What do you got? Let's talk about the bathroom, right?
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  Speaker 1: What happened to you in the bathroom?
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  Speaker 7: How?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 5: Hey?
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  Speaker 6: Room?
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  Speaker 4: I got a funny story, room.
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  Speaker 12: What happened out in a bathroom?
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  Speaker 4: Bathroom?
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  Speaker 12: Them?
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  Speaker 4: Our bathroom door bedroom doesn't have a lock on it,
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  Speaker 4: but Uh, do you ever go to the toilet and
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  Speaker 4: there are no toilet paper?
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  Speaker 7: Sure?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I sat there, I'm using them to do my business,
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  Speaker 4: and I look cut, there's no toilet papers. So I'm
• 13:14
  Speaker 4: yelling and yelling at my wife, come bring me his
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  Speaker 4: toilet paper. She's cooking. She goes waiting. I'm busy. I
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  Speaker 4: go get over here. So I call her. I go,
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  Speaker 4: you need to get over to paper.
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  Speaker 1: Now what you called her?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I called her on my my phone because she
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  Speaker 4: was in there in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 1: Of course you did.
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  Speaker 4: Kicks open the door, throws four toilet paper rolled right
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  Speaker 4: me right at me. Boy, hit me a head. She goes,
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: don't FuG me no more.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome. That's awesome. Oh, thanks for calling. You should
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  Speaker 1: probably always check to see if you got paper man
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  Speaker 1: when you when you're in the bathroom already four two, five, four,
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  Speaker 1: seven to seven. You got a good bathroom story. It
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  Speaker 1: could be anything. It doesn't have to be going to
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom. Maybe you had sex in a bathroom. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: you I don't know. I don't know what could have
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  Speaker 1: possibly happened in a bathroom. That's a great story. A
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: UF and cheese fan. I went to the retail store
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  Speaker 1: doing a number two, and uh, just what happened? There
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  Speaker 1: was no toilet paper. I called the store number to
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  Speaker 1: tell them to bring me some toilet paper, and they
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  Speaker 1: tossed it to me down down the bathroom stall. I said, thanks,
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  Speaker 1: How you just like the guy last guy, except he
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  Speaker 1: called his wife. I'm talking about the bathroom, right, what
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  Speaker 1: happened in the john You got a great bathroom story.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: I have a friend and this is the biggest fear
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  Speaker 1: that I have, as I fear that somebody's gonna walk
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  Speaker 1: in on me while I'm doing my business. Right, So
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: I double checked the locks this and that. I have
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: a friend who does not care at all if somebody
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: walks in on him. But this idiot is doesn't want
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: the carollers, you know, Christmas time some of the carollers
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: walk around and go door to door singing carols. He
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: is more afraid of the carollers coming to his door
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  Speaker 1: and embarrassed than he is sitting on the jawn and
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: somebody walking in on him in a public rushroom some morning.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 12: So it's particularly hard for me to use a public
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  Speaker 12: restroom because.
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: I carry a firearm.
• 15:14
  Speaker 12: Right, So when I go to a restroom, I don't
• 15:18
  Speaker 12: have nowhere to put it.
• 15:19
  Speaker 7: I drop my pants?
• 15:20
  Speaker 10: What do I do?
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 15:21
  Speaker 12: So anyway, I put it like inside of my pants
• 15:23
  Speaker 12: while I was going number two. I don't know if
• 15:27
  Speaker 12: the guy next to me saw it, but as soon
• 15:29
  Speaker 12: as I, you know, drop my pants, this dude just bolted,
• 15:32
  Speaker 12: you know what I mean, Like he just pints it
• 15:34
  Speaker 12: off and just left.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: But I don't know left.
• 15:38
  Speaker 12: Too, like, and I'm always afraid, like what if someone walks.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: In and he's just taking a dump with the gun
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: in his hand? I mean that, Yeah, Like I would
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: be freaked out, like what do you do?
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's always scared.
• 15:56
  Speaker 12: That's why I like to get the personal you know,
• 15:58
  Speaker 12: the family ones.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: I'm good, you know.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Bathroom stories. What do you got? Good morning? How what's
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: going on?
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 16:07
  Speaker 11: One time I was at a restaurant Okay, I don't
• 16:12
  Speaker 11: even know what I ate that name, but it just
• 16:14
  Speaker 11: didn't sit right with a drink and sometimes you get.
• 16:16
  Speaker 9: The bubble us.
• 16:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so I went in the bathroom and yeah, I
• 16:21
  Speaker 10: was just yeah, we were having to have me in
• 16:22
  Speaker 10: the toilet. Oh gosh, I heard that door open and
• 16:27
  Speaker 10: closed like ten times.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: No straight inside that really.
• 16:31
  Speaker 11: Because of the way that it's spelled. Yeah, I was,
• 16:34
  Speaker 11: Oh my god. So as far as somebody walking in
• 16:37
  Speaker 11: on me, I don't worry about that, especially if I'm pooping.
• 16:39
  Speaker 9: They're gonna leave.
• 16:40
  Speaker 11: They're not.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: They're gonna walk right.
• 16:41
  Speaker 10: In and walk right out.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: That's funny. That's hilarious.
• 16:46
  Speaker 11: The bathroom and it was a busy Tuesday night, and
• 16:49
  Speaker 11: you know they were waiting to see who was in there,
• 16:51
  Speaker 11: thinking of that bedroom.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Oh God, is hilarious. That's absolutely.
• 16:54
  Speaker 11: When I came out and I was, you know, I
• 16:56
  Speaker 11: have to hold my head high. You know, you can
• 16:58
  Speaker 11: go back to my table with all these eyes, all
• 17:01
  Speaker 11: these women, and then it was her, and you could
• 17:07
  Speaker 11: tell because they were looking at me. But I heard
• 17:08
  Speaker 11: the door open and closed several times. No one just
• 17:11
  Speaker 11: want it flushed. No, what you know you watched before.
• 17:14
  Speaker 11: They've been like, oh hell, I'm about the whole this.
• 17:16
  Speaker 11: I ain't going to heere to die exactly. People walking
• 17:21
  Speaker 11: in on you, if they walk in on me, they
• 17:23
  Speaker 11: running out.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: You got a bathroom story. What happened? What's up?
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: I want to imagine right once.
• 17:29
  Speaker 9: You imagine being in the middle of the somewher working.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: In the fields and you have to use the restrooms.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: So they're sporter parties in the greatest conditions.
• 17:38
  Speaker 9: Sometimes they're in terrible conditions, but you gotta go, you
• 17:41
  Speaker 9: gotta go.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: Okay, the door doesn't have a lock.
• 17:46
  Speaker 9: I have my headphones on because I'm just talking my music, doing.
• 17:48
  Speaker 8: My thing, you know.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 8: As I you know, finished handle my business on.
• 17:53
  Speaker 9: The toilet, I get up to uh to pull my
• 17:58
  Speaker 9: pants up in the door were sings white open and
• 18:01
  Speaker 9: there's this tiny, little old Mexican lady who gets a
• 18:04
  Speaker 9: full frontal view.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: Everything I'm working with.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's funny.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was hot.
• 18:13
  Speaker 9: It was man, she screamed.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Oh she screamed.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: Wow, she was somebody's grandmam.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: That's awesome, man, thanks for calling. That's great. That's great already,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: four two, five, four, seven and seven. You got a
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: good bathroom story for bro. The first time I ever
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: went downtown, I was so drunk in the mint I
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: had to peep so bad. I went to their only
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: bathroom and there's some guy and a girl playing tonsil
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: hockey right next to the command commode. Did that stop
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: a drunk guy taking a peete? Nope, not at all. Nice.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Good on your office going.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: On, Robby I got a story for you.
• 18:50
  Speaker 13: The so in the little field, you know, we used
• 18:53
  Speaker 13: the portables and then order to get serviced. Very awesome.
• 18:56
  Speaker 13: So they ve pretty bad. And uh, we had a
• 18:59
  Speaker 13: gunment and he that was always this use I gotta
• 19:02
  Speaker 13: go to the restroom. I go to the restroom to
• 19:03
  Speaker 13: get out of the work. So what we would do
• 19:06
  Speaker 13: is we'll pick him up with a portlist and move
• 19:08
  Speaker 13: him around.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: Or we'll put a.
• 19:11
  Speaker 13: Palette, a chemical or in front of the door so
• 19:13
  Speaker 13: you can't open it and get out.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: But it's one hundred and ten in Bakersfield. Man, those
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: things are terrible.
• 19:21
  Speaker 13: That one time we left them in there for like
• 19:23
  Speaker 13: two hours.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Dude, you guys are messed up.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: We left there for like two hours. But that's as
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: bad as I got right there.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: That's dirty, that's dirty. Let's talk about the bathroom, right
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: What happened when you're in a public bathroom? Maybe strange
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: things happen in the bathroom for some reason. I don't
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: know why. All right, good morning, how what's going on?
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: Come here?
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: Brother?
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: Hey?
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: Just yesterday out there in Pixley or kicked in one
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: of those spots, I was at the truck, stopped using
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: the restroom and then this gale. This gale kept trying
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: to open the door, and I'm like, okay, I let
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: the first time go because you know, somebody tries to
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: opening you know, they walked past it. Okay, someone's in it. Well,
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: this chit kept trying to open it opening. I said, hey, occupied,
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: and she kept doing I said, hey, damn it, someby's
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: in here. So one time I get up and get
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: done and walk out there. I was offering you service
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: and I said, then I get out of here. You
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: sick of And I straight walked out the restroom and
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: it was It was kind of hilarious, but it was
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: at the same time, Wow, Yeah it was crazy.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Bro, that's crazy. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Man,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: bathrooms are weird. There's there's two places where weird stuff happens, man,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: public bathrooms and gas stations. The weirdest stuff happens at
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: those two places for some reason. All right, hey, good
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: morning Romeo. Check this out. Just one time actually gone
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: to a public restroom without my cell phone? Is that crazy?
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Or what? What sucks even more is when you when
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: the censor turns the light off and I was stuck
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: in the dark. How long do you have to be
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: in a public restroom or in a restroom before the
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: light clicks off on? You guys know what he's talking about.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: He's talking about those switches, their sensors. So when you
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: walk in, it kicks on the light and then after
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: a certain period of time it shuts it off. I didn't. Yeah,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: oh that's funny. How long you got to be sitting
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: there though? For that to turn off? Good morning? How
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: what's going on, roomie?
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: I can give you the proper jailhouse etiquette on how
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: to safely go to the restroom with no doors on there.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, you know there's rules.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: There's rules.
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: It's all about rescripts.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: You gotta every time your pants cant, you gotta say
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: excuse me. You gotta make sure you give that courtesy flesh.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: That's very important. But I have a funny incident at work. Okay,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: So you know how these stalls have the little cracks
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: in the doors. Yes, So that's another thing when you
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: when you're handling your business, you mind your own and
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: look forward. And so one day I'm in the restroom
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: and gentleman comes in, a fellow worker, and I see,
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: like Jurassic park. I see one eye, look for the crack.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: So rather than him just keep you know, walking, he
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: gives me a head and nod like like, hey, good morning,
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: raider dad.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Why is he lucky?
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: That's what I said.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: That's what I said. I got so uh.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: I felt so uncomfortable. Yeah.
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: And and and this is another rule.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: You don't never sit down and get comfortable. You hover,
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: You hover and drop. So I was hovering like a
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: football player and here this guy comes in, makes eye
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: contact and then gives me this friendly nod like good morning.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: And I told him, you don't do it.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: You don't do that, man, You just keep going.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: That's weird and it's awkward.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I try to avoid this guy whenever I work now.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: But there, there's there, there's rules to it.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: That's so weird. Like I said, the bathrooms are so weird, man.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Strange things happened in the bathroom, all right. Eight four
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: to two, four, seven to seven. Hey, roam. I'm on
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: a construction site. I was walking towards the porta potty
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: and I let one slip out. It was a little
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: more then I anticipated, so when I actually got into
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: the porterbody, I had to cut my drawers off work
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: the rest of the day, free it, you know, free
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: ball in it. And when they wanted to clean the porta,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: the porta, the porta John the cleaning guy didn't even
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: suck them up into the machine. He dumped the drawers
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: in the gutter. So I had to walk by them
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: for the rest of the week until somebody picked them up.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Oh that's talking mess about day. Somebody out of themselves
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: and left their drawers of the sidewalk. That's that's funny, hey,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: rom One time and me and my girl, Me and
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: my girl was having sex in a restroom. In our restroom,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: when I put her on the counter, I get my
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: you know what, go you know what stuck on the
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: counter since it was dry, so I cut so I
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: cut my you know what. It ruined the whole moment.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I started bleeding a lot. It's better now, though, we
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: got a bleater. Why are you having sex in your
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: own bathroom just out of curiosity, Hey, roam, here's a
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: bathroom story for you. I'd been hitting the gym and
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: eating perfectly for six straight months, no cheat meals at all. Finally,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: my friends and I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: those wings were the greatest thing I'd ever take. On
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: the drive home to disaster struck, I got hit with
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: a strong ar's the restroom. I was trying to play
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: it cool in front of the friends, so I didn't
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: say anything. I dropped everything off, raced home, and didn't
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: make it to the toilet. I made it to the bathtub.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Absolutely something, Absolutely d to something. Okay, now I've got
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: diary in the tub, on the floor, and even the
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: bath met. I stepped out grabbed the cleaning supplies. That's
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: when my mom walked in. She saw the crime scene,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: screamed and thought I was on drugs. A few minutes
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: later she realized no, it was just six months of
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: clean eating. Meeting Buffalo Wild Wings. Hey roam A went
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: bar hopping at the casino in Vegas with the wife.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: We're feeling ourselves since we kept winning on slots. Drinks
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: were flowing. Next thing you know, it was giving her
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: the old razzle dazzle in the bathroom stall. I do
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: not know why bathrooms. Why bathroom Well, maybe because there's
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: no cameras. I do not know why you guys find
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: getting done up in a bathroom so exciting. They're nasty.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Bathrooms are nasty egg you. One to Romeo, this is
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: what I always do when I'm in the stall releasing
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: the hostages. I look at I look at their shoes,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: and if they leave before me, I'm listening for the
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: fawcet to turn on to make sure they wash their
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: hands if they If I don't hear that fawcet turn
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: on and the door's closed. When I'm done handling my business,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for that for the owner of those shoes,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: so I can judge you. Oh my gosh. Yeah. One
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: to Romeo. Are you doing the hall passes this week?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I thought I heard Jay Reid say something about it yesterday. Yeah,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: we're giving away those backpacks from Rodriguez and associates. So
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: keep listening for the hall pass school supplies, grand prizes,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: things like that. Tell me what you think about this.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: This is messed up, right or am I just being
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: over dramatic about this. So I play a lot of golf, Well,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: let me rephrase that. I practice a lot of golf.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: And then I got a group of guys that I
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: go play golf with maybe a couple of times a month,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to start playing golf a little more so.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: But the guys I play with, they all don't drink anymore.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: So they just like I played a couple of rounds
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: with them over the weekend, and I'm the only one
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: that's drinking. I'm the only one that's having a good time.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: These guys are all serious playing golf, you know, not
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: really drinking or having fun like they used to. And
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know why. So I gotta, I gotta get
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: rid of these fools, you know. So now I'm gonna
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: probably stop playing golf with him because they just don't
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: have fun like you used to. Right now. So, I
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: have a neighbor, one of my neighbors who's a friends,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: who is a was a really good golfer in his day,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: played college golf, all that good stuff, right, And so
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I said, well, my neighbor's fine. We like to drink together.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: We go out and play golf and we you know,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: have some drinks, have a good time, enjoy just you know,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: talk mess and have fun. Right now, his kid, his
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: kid is a high school golfer. This kid plays. I
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: think his kid plays for a centennial Bob, you guys know,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Bob o Hair. I think that that's his last name.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I always forget his last name. But this kid is
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: a pretty damn good golfer. Right, So I went from
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: my friends who don't drink no more, no no fun,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: to my neighbor who's great, love to play golf with them,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: to hang out, and his kid who's just whooping our ass.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Sixteen year old kid just embarrassing us and running his
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: mouth while he does it. I mean, I just I
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: don't even know what to do anymore. I think I'm
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: gonna have to quit golf and take up bowling. I
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: just can't find the right I don't know. I just
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: don't don't what to do. But let me ask you
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: guy this, what's worse? Your friends that are no fun
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: are getting your ass kicked by a kid and he's
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: running his mouth while you do it. I mean, you,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: dad's gotta know, right at a certain point when you
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: when your son got better than you at something, and
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: it's it's fine. I mean, the kid was always, but
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: what's funnier is his dad. His dad is a real
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: good golfer, like a legitimate golfer. It's just his son's better.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Do you got. I mean, I don't know how many
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: sports families there are out there where you were a
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: legitimate athlete and or a legitimate at something, and then
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: you have this kid that comes along, or your kid
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: comes along and starts whooping your butt at it, and
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: then your ego gets busted and you're just like, what
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: do I do? Support your kid right and still try
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: to beat him. So I think I'm gonna have to
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: take up bowling because golf is uh, you know, I
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: don't know what I would to do. But what do
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: you guys do?
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: What do you moms and dads do? Because it's not
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: just dads that were good at something. There's a lot
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: of women out there who played volleyball, ran track, played golf,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: you know, basketball. There's a lot of talented women in
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Bakersfield who men and women who've gone to college played sports.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: And now you've got a kid that's whooping your butt
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: at it. I mean, what are you moms?
• 30:28
  Speaker 10: Day?
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Are all you guys who think and I'm not let's
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: just take out the college. Just you moms and dads
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: out there who used to beat your kids at something
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: and now they're beating you. I mean, how do you
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: handle it? What do you do?
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: Good morning Romeo?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Hey, what's so I did?
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: My dad was?
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: He was a good man.
• 30:46
  Speaker 8: And I can tell you one thing that I beat
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: him at what?
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Oh golf?
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: He's gone.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: He's been gone for sixteen years.
• 30:56
  Speaker 7: He died in twenty fourteen.
• 30:57
  Speaker 9: So I don't lived him that one.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: That is not that is not a positive thing. What
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: is wrong with you?
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: I'm here?
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Oh my what is wrong with you?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Thank you? You too? Oh my god? All right, they
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: forced you for seven to seven a room. I would
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: take the l any day over not having fun. When
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: you're with people who can't have fun, it makes everything
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: awkward as hell. It does, I mean it does, and
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I try. See, here's the problem when it comes to golf.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I go practice because I don't have a lot of
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: friends to play golf with, right, I just don't because
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I'm they're all busy. They all got real jobs. Well,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: they got to work all day. And but my buddies,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: my regular golf group, they are becoming so tedious to
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: deal with because they stop drinking. They were the best
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: guys to go play and have fun with. And it's
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: embarrassing to get beat by a sixteen year old kid
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: who's running his mouth as he's whooping your ass. That's embarrassing.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: That's one of my neighbors and his son and it's
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: just me and his dad are just like, well, let's
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: get a drink and we start drinking and we have
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: a great time. But man, you it's that male ego.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: There is no way in hell I'm ever gonna beat
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: the sixteen year old kid ever in my life. But man,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: he just be I guess I'm gonna have to go
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: your philosophy, right, The l is better than not having
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: fun because yeah, oh Bob, and he's I don't getting
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: woo my ass wood by a kid named Bob who
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: gets whooped by Bob. Didn't Bob die In the first
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: season of Uh Stranger Things. Bob never makes it till morning.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: You know, I used to I used to play some
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: golf back in my day. I mean not the braggaran
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: teen I prayed, played third in Division one in high.
• 33:23
  Speaker 9: School years ago.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Now I sucked, naturally, I suck.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Now you don't suck. You just haven't played in a while.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I had balls and all that, but uh, yeah, no,
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: I sucked.
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: You know if I.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: Mean next time I could try struck.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: I got enough using nieces and I trash trunk all
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: the time, begging their battery at football and everything. You
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: can't even throw ball.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: I'm like beck and then I throw a ball, Like.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: Come on, I could try.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I could travel ball three hundred yards, don't get me wrong,
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: but eighteen homes.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Can I can?
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: I can?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I out?
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: So you know I'm gonna do one good, dude, I'm gonna.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Do it good.
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: Because don't play with me.
• 34:13
  Speaker 11: I'll track coming.
• 34:14
  Speaker 8: Then I'll do it.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: But that's it.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious, that's great. I appreciate it. Where'd you play golf?
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Where'd you play golf at? What's school?
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: Web?
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Nice? All right, Well thanks for calling. Appreciate it.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no problem.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't talk a lot about golf because nobody
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: there's a not everybody plays golf. Golf, it's not. Golf
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: is a pretty complicated game for the most part, and
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: it kind of gets expensive. But yeah, already four seven
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: to seven, rom, Why are you talking about this? There
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: are people out here with real problems. I said, well,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I look, man, I'm just gonna tell you like this.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I tell you guys all the time. My life's great.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: My life is pretty amazing. I got a great job,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I got good bosses to leave me alone. I do it.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I get off early. So my problems literally are play
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: golf with a bunch of dumb asses that don't drink
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: no more, or go out with my with my neighbor
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: and his son, who my neighbor's amazing to have fun with,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: but his son's gonna who whoop our asses all day
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: and then make fun of us sixteen year old kid.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Those are my options at this point. Don't be mad
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: at me, because those are my problems. Okay. I'm sorry,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I feel bad, but I can't save everybody. I can't
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: save the world. I'm not trying to save the world.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I gotta worry about me at this point, okay, And
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: those are my problems right now. Playing golf with three
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: audiots who stop drinking, or my neighbor and his kid,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: who me and my neighbor are gonna get her ass
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: kicked by a sixteen year old kid and he's gonna
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: make fun of us. I mean, drink some beer and
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: have some fun. Hey what up, Roam. That's one of
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: the reasons why I stop playing video games. Damn, seven
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: twelve year old kids beating me to makes the fun
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: out of it. Same with you playing golf. Ego gets damaged. Yeah,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: this damn kid.
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you do?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, not even my kid? And yeah, it's uh
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: yeah remember the first time. Yeah, you guys out there
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: thought you was badass at video games and your kids
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: come along and they start playing video games with you.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Then you start getting beat at Mario Kart by an
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: eight year old. What do you do? Then? Ego can't
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: handle it. She start drinking more. Yeah, yeah, oh, bob,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: bob something else. He uh yeah, there's nothing worse than
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: having your kid whoop your butt at something, right. So, yeah,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I was telling you guys about what's going on with
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: golf in my life. My friends suck because they all
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: stop drinking. I found another group to play with, my
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: buddy and his kid. But who's fun to play with?
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: But this kid's sixteen years old whoops our ass and
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: then talks mess to us while he's doing it, which
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: is a little embarrassing. Yeah. I don't know what to do.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Take up another sport, I guess he Good morning, Romeo.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'll just go to just winging, get drunk by
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: myself and hit the golf simulators. He Good morning, Romeo.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I introduced my daughter to the game a shuffleboard to
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: test her hand an eye coordination. And I'll tell you
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: what this little girl played. Five family members decided to
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: bet five dollars a game. She walked away with our
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: money twenty five dollars. Can I tell you you know?
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: It's you know, at this point in life, right, things
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: should just be about having fun. But the competitiveness, competitiveness
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: that people have is ridiculous. You know. I remember a
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: few years ago a buddy of mine goes, hey, enter
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: this shuffle not shuffleboard, cornhole tournament.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to play cornhole. I mean you
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: play it in the backyard with a beer in your hand,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: with Someboddy's or whenever there's a barbecue. But man, I said,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: all right, it's for charity. I'll go whatever it cost
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: us to go play. It was so embarrassing. I think
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: the guy that beat me like he might have been
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: on the phone while he was whopping my ass and
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: had a beer. Iness. I'm not even really sure how
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: he threw the little bag because he was on the
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: phone drinking a beer talking to his partner. And I
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: made every shot in the hole. I mean, it was
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: the embarrassing. At least it was nice about it. You
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: know after he after he beat us pretty badly. It
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: might have been something to zero. I don't even know
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: what it was, to be honest with you, but it
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: was fun for the eight seconds that I got to
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: play in the tournament. And I was out after that,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I get it, I mean, but it's way.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: He was a grown adult, so it was okay to
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: get beat by him, and he didn't say nothing. But man,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: you get beat by a sixteen year old kid and
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: he laughs at you as he beat you, changes your
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: whole perspective on life. All right? Eight four two, five, four,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: seven to seven? What man?
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: You gotta switch the sport.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to. I'll go back to playing I
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: don't know, dominoes or something, damn.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: After something.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: You lost your damn mind, man, I don't know. Oh
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: hell yeah, everybody will beat me up.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know. If you got to luck in.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Dominoes, I might have to go back to playing, uh,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: playing spades or playing texas hold them where they don't
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: allow kids and kids. All right, all right, you cutting out,
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I'm have to go back to bar games where they
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: don't allow sixteen year olds. Good morning, how what's going on?
• 40:34
  Speaker 7: Hello?
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: No nobody there. Probably I'm probably my neighbor's kid coming
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: to run his mouth again. All right, yeah, man, it's
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: just I don't know what to do. These are the
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: dilemmas that I deal with. I I mean, I got
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: three buddies I been playing golf with for years now.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: They all quit drinking, so they're no fun. My other
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: option is my neighbor who's fun to drink with, but
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: his sixteen year old kid plays high school golf and
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: he just whoops our ass and then laughs at us.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: But at least it's fun. I guess. I guess. You know,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: guys are competitively. Even though never gonna beat him competitively,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: you still still bust your ego up. Hey, Rome, stop
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: drinking too. I stopped drinking too, since Father's Day. Father's
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Day is not good. And while at the gas station,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: some fool yelled at me. Turn yelled at me to
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: turn you off, and I said make me. He walked up,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: looked at my vest and read it it's Raider rob
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: and smiled and walked off. Someone got lucky, not knowing
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: I was five deep. Good day, buddy. What oh somebody
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: rolled up told me to shut me off. Huh, that's hilarious. Yeah,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: that's pretty good. And Raider Rob was five deep at
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: the gas station. They Raider Rob. Raider Rob's always got
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: a story, all right, E four two seven to seven.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: So I get a phone call from a friend of
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: mine who lives in Indiana, and he calls me and goes, hey,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: do you hear what so and so is doing? And
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I said no, I hadn't heard what so and so's doing.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: He goes, well, he he let a uh waitress who's
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: out of work place he used to go to. You know,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: he let her her and her kid move in with
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: him because she's going through some hard times right now.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: She lost her job. She's trying to get together. And
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: so my buddy so and so is letting this woman
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: and her kid live with him. And I said, okay, so,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: what what's your problem? He goes, well, I think she's
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: going taken advantage of him. You know, she got he's
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: paying for her and her kid right now while she's
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: out of work, and I need you should call him
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: and talk to him about it. Another reason he called
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: me to call him is because you guys, know, when
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: whenever you have a big friend group, you know, and
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: I have a pretty big friend group from college. You
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: you may you be you have a better relationship with
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: somebody else in that girl. I mean, we're all friends,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: but him, me and so and so have a better relationship,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: a closer relationship than everybody else, just like you know.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: So you know what I'm talking about, right, So you
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: got to give him a call. And I said, well,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I'll call him. And I didn't know this. I just
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: found this out. So I called him. I go, what's
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: going on? So and So? He goes nothing. I go,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I heard, uh. So and So called me and said,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: you were you got some girl and their kid living
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: with you. He goes, yeah, you know, I got to
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: know him real well, you know, we were and she's
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: kind of hot, and you know, I said, yeah, I know.
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: So.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the thing is, my buddy's got a lot
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: of money. Okay, he does well for himself. If he
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: wants to take a shot with some chick he finds hot,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: and she got a kid and she she you know,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: she needs somebody to help her out. Why is there
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: a problem? So I called my other buddy back in
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: in Indiana and I said, this is what's going on.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Why do you have a problem with it? Well, I
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: don't want nobody taking advantage of him. He's a great guy.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I said, yeah, but he's taking a shot. This is
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: what what I mean? What? Why are you concerned about it?
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: And what is wrong with that? If my boy wants
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: to take in a girl and his kid that he
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: might be trying to get at or sleep with, why why?
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Why is that a problem for everybody? Why is that
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: a problem already? Four two, five, four or seven to seven? Hey, Romeo,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I just heard her what you said about your boy. Now,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: as a single mother who's gone through some struggles, my
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: question is not about the fact that your guy is
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: taking in a mom and her kid. My question is
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: what is that hoe doing? But why you got to
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: call her good morning?
• 45:03
  Speaker 10: How?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: That's the problem with people these days. They needed to
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: just mind their own business?
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why why? I don't even know why anybody cares.
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: Whatever goes on between two contentual adults is.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Their own business. I got to mind their own business.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: You'd be surprised how many women got their visas because
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: of rain to day. Few of them out there tell
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: you that much.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Anyway, back to this text message, what I want to know,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: rome is what is she what is that hoe teaching
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: her kid? Is that a boy or a girl? I
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: have no idea. By the way, I didn't talk about that.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: She's out here trying to just take advantage, uh, trading
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: services for money. Let me ask you a question. First
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: of all, as a single mom, you gotta do whatever
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: you gotta do to take care of that kid, right,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: no matter what. You got to feed that child, you
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: got to put a roof over that head, you got
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: to you gotta do whatever you gotta do. Now, I
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: can tell you this right now, my buddy, and I'll
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: just tell everybody what's going on. A friend of mine
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: called me and said, another friend of ours is took
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: in a waitress out of work, waitress and her kid
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: right there, trying to help her out. He's also trying
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: to sleep with her. All right, there's no he told
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: me that. But they haven't slept together yet. It's been
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: a I think it's been a couple of weeks now
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: that they moved in. But you know, she lost her job.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: She's needed to do what she has to do for
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: her kid, and he could afford it. It's no big
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: deal financially for him. Now you're mad at her, right,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: you're not talking about my friend. He's just some dumb
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: ass who's trying to get some and you're talking you're
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: calling her a hoe. But as a single mom, she
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: gotta do what she got to do to make sure
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: her kid eats and as a roof over over their head, right,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: are we wrong about that? I mean, I don't know
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: already four two five, four, seven to seven. I don't
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: see a problem with it, Okay. La creator Dave said,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: they're two consensual adults, both doing they got their own
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: game to play. Okay, Now, whether they're trying to hustle
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: each other or not, I'm not in the house to
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: see what's going on. But for all you know, they
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: could end up getting married and her and her kid
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: may never leave his house again, you know. So you
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: guys get so judgmental.
• 47:49
  Speaker 9: Hey, I'm not sure what I missed, but I think
• 47:53
  Speaker 9: my sister's.
• 47:54
  Speaker 11: In a similar situation.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: She got with a guy and she like.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: Moved in pretty quick to be and everybody.
• 48:02
  Speaker 9: Is, including myself.
• 48:03
  Speaker 11: I was like, oh my gosh, like, what are you
• 48:05
  Speaker 11: guys doing?
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: Wait?
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, why did he moved.
• 48:08
  Speaker 11: In with her?
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: Yes, okay, what happened?
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Why why did you move now, oh, well, okay, they're
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: perfectly fine.
• 48:18
  Speaker 11: They moved in within like a week of knowing each other.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Why why did he move in with her? Because just
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: because they thought he was the one or she was
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: the one.
• 48:25
  Speaker 7: And he moved in because he was traveling for work
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: and he didn't have anywhere to go, so they were
• 48:31
  Speaker 7: doing each other a favor, is what she said.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: While they're married, by the.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Way, that is so common with like welders and construction guys,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: well field guys who travel out of town for work.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: That is so calmon.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah they're married and they're good.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Well, that's awesome.
• 48:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so it it can't be a success story.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: It can well yeah, but.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: You're my buddy. Just but you heard what I said
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: right about my friend. So my friend called me to
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: tell me that another friend of ours let an out
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: of work. I guess this waitress he knows, lost her
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: job and she has a child. So he let them
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: move in together or move in with him because he
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: can afford it. He just and he wants to hit it.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: He does, and he's into her. But I don't know
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: if they've done it yet or not, or you know,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: if she's into it. I'm pretty sure because he's a
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: good looking guy with money. I'm sure she's going to
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: give it up pretty soon.
• 49:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah, when a man's a provider, that's like super hot.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Well, and she's a single mom. She gotta take care
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: of a kid. Exactly doing mom, And I cannot believe you.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I was just having that conversation the other day with
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: a friend of mine who used to be a welder,
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: and when he would travel out of town, he'd always
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: find some girl to shack up with while he was
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: while he was in the town working. It is.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's awesome. Thanks for calling.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: That.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: It's a lot more common than you think. By the way,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Hey yo, Rome, it's called jealousy. Your boy's jealous could
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: be you know, could be. You know, I just don't
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: see why it's a problem. You know, she need to
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: feed her kid. Her kid got to have a place
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: to live, and my boy can afford it. And if
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: he's trying to hit it, you know whatever. All right,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Uh So we were talking about our friend of mine
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: who led a woman out of wait out of work waitress.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: He's a waitress and she's out of work, got a kid.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: He let her move in with him a couple of
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: weeks ago right now. Don't get me wrong. I've talked
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: to him about it. He's trying to get him some
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  Speaker 1: of that, and it'll probably happen. But you know whatever,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: people are mad about it. She's a hoe. He's a
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  Speaker 1: you know what's he doing. He's being taken advantage of.
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  Speaker 1: She's a hoe. Everybody's judgeable. My friend group is judging him.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not because I don't care. Do what you gotta do, bro,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: But it happens. It happens all the time.
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  Speaker 11: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Women got to take care of your single moms gotta
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: do what they gotta do, take care of their kids.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I know a lot of I know a
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  Speaker 1: lot of guys that go out of town for work
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  Speaker 1: that have done it, shacked up so they wouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: to get a hotel. It just it happens, people, It does,
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  Speaker 1: all righty fourteen five four seven seven. Hey Romeo, let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you this. I used to be a traveling nurse.
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  Speaker 1: A traveling nurse, okay, Oh I met a traveling nurse
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  Speaker 1: before in Bakersfield. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. You go around
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: to different hospitals in different towns, and you'll work for
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: a few months at a time or whatever the contract says. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I used to be a traveling nurse and a couple
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  Speaker 1: of times, when I got to the town I was in,
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  Speaker 1: I would hook up with a guy and stay with him,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so I had a house to live in
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  Speaker 1: or a place to stay, didn't have to stay in
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  Speaker 1: a hotel, and I would save a bunch of money.
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  Speaker 1: It happens, Romeo. I'm sure people would call me a
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  Speaker 1: hoe for doing it, but I've done it. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it happens. I don't know why people getting No white
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  Speaker 1: people judge, you know, why judge? If consenting adults want
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  Speaker 1: to do what they want to do, you know, then
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  Speaker 1: so be it. You know. I hate to for those
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: of you prudes out there, I hate to be the
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: one to tell you this, but there are people out
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  Speaker 1: there that have no problem trading things for sex. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: They're okay with it, all right, And if they're okay
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  Speaker 1: with it, you should be okay with it. Okay. They're
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: not being forced into consensual Adults do consensual things, and
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: sometimes it involves sex. Okay, Hey, Rome, Years back, I
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  Speaker 1: took in my sister's friend and son, which I known
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  Speaker 1: her for years. It had its benefits. She would cook
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  Speaker 1: and clean and hooked me up after hours when I
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: was uh and when she finally moved in with her boyfriend,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I was sad to see her go. It happens, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: It just it's something that happened. You know. Sometimes you
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: gotta do what you gotta do. And I mean, what
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  Speaker 1: do you want to What do you want me to
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  Speaker 1: say about it? I know plenty of people that have
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: uh let people live with them for different reasons, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I know plenty. Just what do you want to do?
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  Speaker 13: Man?
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  Speaker 1: What are you gonna say?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Rome, let me tell you what happened.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 1: This was like over twenty years ago. I was a
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: young single mom out on my own, struggling. Now, I
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: met this guy who worked in the oil fields. He
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: came out of North Carolina to work in Bakersfield for
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  Speaker 1: like a year. I let him move in with me
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  Speaker 1: and and my son hooked up with him for the
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: entire time he was here. It worked out great, for
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: good money, he paid my bills. We had a great
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: time until he went back. Never saw him again. But
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: it worked out for me. Rome, just exactly what you said.
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  Speaker 1: How can you argue with her? Right? She was struggling.
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  Speaker 1: This guy had money. But who's gonna argue at that point?
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  Speaker 1: How are you? How are you doing? Now? By the ways,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: what's going on with you? Now? Hey, Rome, I had
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: a friend that let a friend of his move into
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: his house and from that, not gonna lie, at least
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  Speaker 1: six girls moved in and that ended up being the
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: party house. The parents were cool with it because the
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: son turned out to be gay. Pretty much every weekend
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: we would go over there and party. From those six girls. Now,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know how many other girls kept moving in
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  Speaker 1: and out, but that lasted for about two years. So wait,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: a guy the parent they moved into his parents' house.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? The parents were cool? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, hey, you know it happens, you know
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  Speaker 1: it just things. Things happen, man, I mean, people got
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: to survive sometimes, and it is what it is, as
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: long as everyone is consensual and everybody understands, you know
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  Speaker 1: what the situation is. Why why are you gonna judge him?
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: You know? Because why it sounds like a like six
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  Speaker 1: girls movie. I don't know. I'm not even really sure
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  Speaker 1: what that whole what that whole text message was about.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: But you probably should have probably should uh should have
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  Speaker 1: put that on YouTube. Hey Romeo, I'm gonna give everybody
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: a little bit a little bit of advice right now.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you ever let anybody from the opposite sex move
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  Speaker 1: in with you. If you do, something's going down. I
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  Speaker 1: can guarantee you. Let me tell you what happened to
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  Speaker 1: my neighbor. Now, my neighbor. My neighbor was a great guy.
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  Speaker 1: He got married, him and his wife seemed happy together.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: About six months after they moved into the neighborhood, he
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: let her friend, his wife's friend move in with them.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Now the wife doesn't live there anymore. He still lives
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: in the house with the friend. Well, I think that's
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: a little bit different than what we're talking about, right,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, I see what you're going with. But yeah, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's great advice. Don't ever let if you
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: are in a relationship, don't ever let Yeah, don't ever
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: let somebody move in from the opposite sex, or you'll
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: be the one ouse that. In fact, I was laughing.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I heard some girls say that today about getting a maid.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: She said she'll never get a maid because the maid
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  Speaker 1: might take her husband. So yeah, all right, great advice,
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  Speaker 1: throw me over in the morning, every morning morning four
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  Speaker 1: one