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Episode 109: Yeastie Boys · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: You know what. I did enjoy this week's episode of
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  Speaker 1: Dumb and Jerry, but I would suggest that you don't
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  Speaker 1: listen to it on your lunch break. They've got a
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  Speaker 1: story that put me right off me. Geez, sandwiches. I've
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  Speaker 1: been up this chimney all day and I haven't eaten
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  Speaker 1: anything since my breakfast. Four eggs, four sausages and mugga beans,
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  Speaker 1: three eggs, black pudding and white pudding, mushrooms, tomatoes, and
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  Speaker 1: I put to tea. I mean, you couldn't expect a
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  Speaker 1: man to last all the way on just that, can you. Anyways,
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  Speaker 1: I'll see there, Tom.
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  Speaker 2: How are you keeping buddy, I'll tell you how I
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  Speaker 2: am tired.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm tired. And I tell you what I got,
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  Speaker 1: a rude awakening. A rude awakening, you know when you're
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  Speaker 1: We talked about your fitness and your strength last week,
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  Speaker 1: just leaving you.
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  Speaker 2: Because of abandon me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, abandon you. I was up training the youngsters this
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  Speaker 1: evening and there was a young lad, probably under sixteen,
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  Speaker 1: was just joining in just to just to mess around,
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  Speaker 1: and we were having at the end and I he
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  Speaker 1: put a rasper. He was just poking the ball around
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  Speaker 1: with the lads. Helping on, you know, puking it back
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  Speaker 1: out stuff, and he put it. He put a rasper
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  Speaker 1: past me of a slitter. Jerry that once upon a
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  Speaker 1: time I may had the reactions to get at least
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  Speaker 1: a hurry up in that direction. Yeah, ah man, this this,
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  Speaker 1: this could have shaved off one side of my mustache
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  Speaker 1: and I'd still be standing there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and slid that pass cleanly through your skull like
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  Speaker 2: like nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I Like, it was like it was in the net
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  Speaker 1: and I was still looking at the lad. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, yeah, it hit it hit
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  Speaker 1: the net and ground and even a couple of the
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  Speaker 1: women were at side, Go when do you stop that,
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  Speaker 1: tim Like yep, sure.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted the young lad to have a denis on. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We'll blow it up there, lads, will we We'll call it.
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  Speaker 1: We've got it a day. Tell you what it is
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  Speaker 1: one of the realization.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you. I'll put it down to quicker, and
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  Speaker 2: I'll put it down to age and weariness. Is the summer,
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  Speaker 2: the heat and the humidity slowing me down and awful her.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we'll yeah, I'll put that down Jerry. Yeah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll put that a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Fresher in the winter.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I was like, yeah, let's see you on
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  Speaker 1: stage in front of a room of five hundred people.
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  Speaker 2: Kid. See yeah, I'll put a couple of you, buddy,
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  Speaker 2: any rate. There you go. We have we we woke
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  Speaker 2: ourselves up, ladies and gentlemen to bring you another spectacular
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  Speaker 2: episode of the Tom and Jerry Show, which this is
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jerry McBride, that's Tom. O'Mahoney tired, weary old men,
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  Speaker 2: just tired, miserable.
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  Speaker 1: Although I will say I got a I feel very guilty.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta do you know, like these you see these
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  Speaker 1: New York housewives and stuff, these wealthy people that do
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  Speaker 1: you know, and they did they start doing nearly criminal
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  Speaker 1: activities just to get a bit of a kick from
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  Speaker 1: their wealthy, mundane lives. Yeah, I need to show you something.
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  Speaker 1: And I am a fucking criminal right now. I'm a criminal,
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  Speaker 1: and I kind of bit of a thrill about it.
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  Speaker 1: And I'll have to sort of what are we looking
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  Speaker 1: at there, Darren with moose traps, A couple of moose traps.
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  Speaker 1: I picked up moose traps because I thought I saw
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  Speaker 1: the fucking makings of one. And that big bastroom cat
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  Speaker 1: has gone too fat. Next door. He's not eating them,
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  Speaker 1: and I said I'd better pick up moose traps. While
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  Speaker 1: in Woodies yesterday, again not sponsored by Buddies, but they
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  Speaker 1: were in the sale thing. The young lad he's building
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  Speaker 1: up his tools collection. He wanted the Phillip said, screw driver.
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  Speaker 1: Can't argue with young flow when he wants. Phillip said,
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  Speaker 1: screw driver.
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  Speaker 2: Off.
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  Speaker 1: We went, bought that, got Lindsey oil, bees, wax, all
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  Speaker 1: the usual things that are gonna be getting on a Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Paid for that, walked out, jumping and card. Drove home.
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  Speaker 1: I found I hadn't paid for the two. So I've
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  Speaker 1: I'm a fucking bandit. I've stolen. I've stolen to.
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  Speaker 2: A tie at home for the for the times we
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  Speaker 2: live in right now, they might actually come after you
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  Speaker 2: for that, and you've just made me an accomplice.
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  Speaker 1: There. I have the receive. I will go back in
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  Speaker 1: and pay for it. I will, but just let me
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  Speaker 1: have this my fucking Clyde of Bonnie and Clyde moment.
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  Speaker 2: Will you play a little sort of known a ride
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  Speaker 2: or shoplifting thriller?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just thinking, yeah, when shot.
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  Speaker 2: We've known a rider that she became the Patron saying
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  Speaker 2: a shoplifters in their time.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know as you'd swearing nobody else to that
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  Speaker 1: and Ron in Hollywood?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm telling you the worst? I
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  Speaker 2: challenged her to name another shoplifter. No, we're known a
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  Speaker 2: writer and that'll be better.
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  Speaker 1: But she like, you've all these other ones than Pep
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  Speaker 1: Weirdo shipping in these other's beds and stuff, and you're like,
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  Speaker 1: she ficked a few bits of clothes and she got
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  Speaker 1: absolutely blacklisted for twenty years until stranger things she told.
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  Speaker 2: She told them that she only had twenty penny sweets
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  Speaker 2: and she had thirty in the bike. This is the look.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I felt for the time? And
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  Speaker 1: I feel for her now that it took her twenty
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  Speaker 1: or thirty years to bounce back from the whole fucking thing.
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  Speaker 2: And it must be said, we know if you're listening
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  Speaker 2: to the show landover Tom, Tom and Jerry here now
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  Speaker 2: we look after you.
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  Speaker 1: We will to bring into Woodies on a spree. Just
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  Speaker 1: don't ask Jerry to fucking carry whatever your robbin.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're if you're robbing, you better have the
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  Speaker 2: spine where with all the carried out of the shop,
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  Speaker 2: I have no help.
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  Speaker 1: We'll start well, yeah, we'll start in the in the
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  Speaker 1: in the light tool section has about that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, starting the light two sections, we start the show
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  Speaker 2: as well. Tom, we got to bang on show. We're
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  Speaker 2: back to regular schedule promogramming. We hope everybody enjoyed last
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  Speaker 2: week's episode, which was just a bit of a wander
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  Speaker 2: around the meadow of a thing. But we're back, no
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  Speaker 2: fucking around, Tom, It's the weekly what have you? This
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  Speaker 2: is a very complicated case, Mad, you know, a lot
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  Speaker 2: of a lot of outs, a lot of what have you?
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  Speaker 1: And uh, a lot of strands to keep in my head?
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  Speaker 2: Man, what have you got?
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  Speaker 1: We have any mountain things to talk about? God, there
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  Speaker 1: was a lot of interesting stuff this week, but one
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  Speaker 1: kind of got my When you sent it out to me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I think that's what I'm gonna do,
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  Speaker 1: because you know what, This is right up our street.
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  Speaker 1: If nothing else, Tom, this is right below yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is right below Earth Street.
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  Speaker 2: This is the ongoing phenomenon, phenomen nomenon, nomenon of ohn
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  Speaker 2: as men. It must be said, can't even say their teenagers,
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  Speaker 2: can't say their mutants don't appear to be Ninja's to
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  Speaker 2: my eyes. But there are grown men who have taken
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  Speaker 2: to going into the sewers in New York City for
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  Speaker 2: what purposes that is unknown to the Tom and Jerry
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  Speaker 2: Show at this point in time, But more and more
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  Speaker 2: people in Queens and Brooklyn are being recorded lifting sewer
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  Speaker 2: leads and going down into the New York sewers. Tom,
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  Speaker 2: your thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: Is this like just the you know, the hacky sec
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  Speaker 1: of twenty twenty six, Like is this a thing? Or
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  Speaker 1: are they all just going down their circle jerk? And
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  Speaker 1: what's you know? Is thereing a cult thing happen? And
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  Speaker 1: you know what, is it just because one person didn't
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  Speaker 1: and didn't die? They're like, this sounds cool.
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  Speaker 2: We're our theories, Tom, there are.
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  Speaker 1: Theories bored out our fucking head. Let's say down to sewers.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what there are theories? Number one one
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  Speaker 2: thing that has been ruled out is that these aren't
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  Speaker 2: These aren't homeless people like you know, and apparently as
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  Speaker 2: I researched this, if you're homeless in Las Vegas, there's
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  Speaker 2: a world of tunnels underneath.
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  Speaker 1: There's a whole huge go watch the Vice documentary. People,
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  Speaker 1: there's a mayor there's an underground mayor.
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  Speaker 2: There's a whole thing like only Las Vegas. It's just
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  Speaker 2: like a honeycomb of of activity of people down there.
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  Speaker 2: This isn't that okay. So these appear to be and
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  Speaker 2: from the videos that I've seen, Tom, I want to say,
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  Speaker 2: kind of hipsterish. For one guy came out with a skateboard.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know if you're hitting down the sewers with
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  Speaker 1: a skateboard, you deserve to be fucking cracked across the head.
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  Speaker 1: But now there was Jordan Covid, I think there was
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  Speaker 1: Hasidic Jews had kind of come up with a plan
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  Speaker 1: because you couldn't move overground and they's you know, broken
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  Speaker 1: through under their temple to move back around. That kind
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  Speaker 1: of made sense with the rupt all right. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: wondering because you think about sewers, you're going I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to die. Do you know I think of sewers, You're
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  Speaker 1: going to die.
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  Speaker 2: I remember seeing those those Jewish lads and this is
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  Speaker 2: not that either. No, this is going down into the
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  Speaker 2: and we stressed it again the sewers underneath New York.
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  Speaker 2: Now the most famous sewer d rathers we knew were
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  Speaker 2: the teenage mutant Ninja Turkeys who lived in the sewers
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  Speaker 2: on the New York and they made it look great crack.
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  Speaker 2: To be fair, you have bunk beds and fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could eat pizza down there.
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  Speaker 2: You could eat pizza that, you could get pizza delivered.
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  Speaker 1: You could. You could draw somebody as prettiest April O'Neil down.
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  Speaker 2: There exactly, and April would just go in her yeah,
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  Speaker 2: four night out if we be there in a dress
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  Speaker 2: going like, Lad's come here of a deity here Now,
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  Speaker 2: I can't be down here for too long.
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  Speaker 1: Bank a shit. This is what I'm thinking that I was.
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  Speaker 2: Just going to say. We have talked on the podcast
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  Speaker 2: before about how you and I have run it out
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  Speaker 2: drains before, and that was a drain out of airhouse
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  Speaker 2: with don't want to be gross.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I've dealt I've dealt with large main
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  Speaker 1: drains like you know, four foot ones Brere Greg. But
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  Speaker 1: this is you know, you're fully masked up, your you are.
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  Speaker 2: Year, You've got the Chernobyl.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not gonna bringing that ship literally shit particles.
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  Speaker 2: Well, these guys are going down there, Tom, and they
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  Speaker 2: know what they're going in for, because these lads are
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  Speaker 2: killed out with them with waders. They're they're wearing waist
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  Speaker 2: high waiders. So they're going down there to wade and
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  Speaker 2: ship and pissed water out of a.
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  Speaker 1: So have they gotten that fucking board that in New
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  Speaker 1: York you're going? Is this like splunking, you know, like caving?
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  Speaker 2: But these are is this some sort of urban exploration
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  Speaker 2: kind of getten?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 2: I will say, if you're going to explore a sewer,
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  Speaker 2: the New York sewers probably would be the ones to
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  Speaker 2: do it, because I've seen some images from it, and
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  Speaker 2: they do look like these quite ornate, red brick built
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  Speaker 2: kind of turtles. Wasn't the documentary, but it wasn't one
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  Speaker 2: hundred percent line either. They look the business. They look
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  Speaker 2: pretty cool.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of them do. Linking with there's an awful
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  Speaker 1: lot of underground infrastructure, from service tunnels to all disused
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  Speaker 1: raila like there's this much like it is with cheese
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  Speaker 1: under New York City. You'd wonder how any of the
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  Speaker 1: buildings still stay standing up with the yeah that they've
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  Speaker 1: they've excavated underneath there. But you're you're you're taking I
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  Speaker 1: don't care what anybody says, you're taking your life in
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  Speaker 1: your hands. That's why I don't believe it's just a
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  Speaker 1: random couple become fashionable. I think, like, I'd love to
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  Speaker 1: think that there's it's something cool like that. Remember the
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  Speaker 1: rave in Blade Underground that I personally could be just
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  Speaker 1: with three lads of it. I think it's a it's
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of curious lads down their circle. Jerk.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I just well, there are a couple of theories.
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  Speaker 2: Would you like to hear them?
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  Speaker 1: I'd love to hear them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, there is There are theories that these guys
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  Speaker 2: are going down looking for something. People just can't seem
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  Speaker 2: to agree on what right they are looking for some
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  Speaker 2: sort of resource to bring back up and and and
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  Speaker 2: sell profit farm. We're not very certain on what this is?
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  Speaker 1: This what's fucking Godzilla? What the fuck did they think
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  Speaker 1: is down there?
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  Speaker 2: Like, well, the only thing, the only thing that I
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  Speaker 2: can like in the two was a very disgusting story
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  Speaker 2: and sorry to no let's have it to the listeners
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  Speaker 2: of the Tom and Jerry Show, but you did you
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  Speaker 2: ever hear the story of the sewer fat?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, but they they did you ever see how
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  Speaker 1: to clear it? In France? The same one no, I'll
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  Speaker 1: go on.
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  Speaker 2: I think we're talking across propers. I'm not talking about
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  Speaker 2: the big fat burgs that are are down there. In
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  Speaker 2: a second. No, no, no, street vendors in China, who will
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  Speaker 2: they can buy cooking oil, Tom, they can buy cooking oil,
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  Speaker 2: or they can skim it from floating on the cover
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  Speaker 2: the sewers and back up and they'll cook their hot
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  Speaker 2: dogs and and and chicken wings and that.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you have.
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  Speaker 2: That's the thing that happens.
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  Speaker 1: You will have a healthy, fucking, good fucking history if
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  Speaker 1: you can survive that. The Jesus the super drains.
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  Speaker 2: That's an example of a resource that you can find
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  Speaker 2: in there. Okay. Number two is that these guys are
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  Speaker 2: using it for nefarious purposes. They're going down to the
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  Speaker 2: series in New York City and looking for weaknesses to
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  Speaker 2: get them I don't know, underneath the fucking got them
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  Speaker 2: city bank right and rub the safe or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: But they're they're down there for the various purposes to
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  Speaker 2: uh find Internet lines underneath businesses and hack directly in
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  Speaker 2: for conciphoning off millions or whatever the hell. Okay, there
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  Speaker 2: is no proof to suggest this, but people are really
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  Speaker 2: wondering why the hell these lads are going underneath the series.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you've got it. You can't just pop I
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  Speaker 1: need to tell people like you can't just pop a
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  Speaker 1: manhold it, like you need to set a manhood key.
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  Speaker 1: It's made, you know what I mean, or fucking go
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  Speaker 1: by a set of manhaalkey. So there, it's a bit
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  Speaker 1: of weight in it, like you can up throw to
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  Speaker 1: the side, like, but you want to find a quiet street,
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  Speaker 1: like if if they're out on the street on the
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  Speaker 1: foot path, you might get away with it. But typically
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  Speaker 1: they run underneath streets. Yes, for the purpose of knowing
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  Speaker 1: exactly where the pipelines are run. They followed the street lines.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The other the other and final theory is they're
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  Speaker 2: going down there for the fun, tom because life sucks
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  Speaker 2: and you need something to do to entertain it. And
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  Speaker 2: they've tried parkour and they're no good at it. And
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  Speaker 2: they've tried urban exploration. What everywhere has been discovered above ground,
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  Speaker 2: So they're just going underground for the thrill of it.
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  Speaker 2: They've run out of abandoned shopping malls to go pooching
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  Speaker 2: through and I love that shit on YouTube. And now
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  Speaker 2: they're going on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: But how how is it still a mystery if these
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  Speaker 1: lads aren't making TikTok video.
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  Speaker 2: If they're not if they're not posting online, if they're
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  Speaker 2: not putting on me. And that's why that's it's the
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  Speaker 2: covertness of it all that suggests that.
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  Speaker 1: This is how many fellows we talking about? Is it
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  Speaker 1: popping up all over the city, like Queen.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't seem to be the same people over and
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  Speaker 2: over again, but there are various groups of people, and
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  Speaker 2: it seems to be located mostly in the Brooklyn and
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  Speaker 2: Queens areas near Brooklyn. I know, it's kind of hipsterish central.
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  Speaker 1: Right yeah, yeah, yeah, so it'll be like HiT's it
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  Speaker 1: be like something to be at and then the Queen's
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  Speaker 1: I mean, all you think is coming to America?
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  Speaker 2: Sheese your queen up?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you shut the fuck up too.
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  Speaker 2: So so the mystery of the New York City mold people,
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  Speaker 2: as they are been called, has yet to be has
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  Speaker 2: yet to be solved. It has been going on for
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  Speaker 2: a good month now at this stage.
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  Speaker 1: So we're cooking up drugs down there.
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  Speaker 2: What's like, could we could very well be you know,
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  Speaker 2: that's never let it be said that you're looking for
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  Speaker 2: somewhere to doing the various illegal things, and you can't
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  Speaker 2: do it in your mom's house. But now someone's going
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  Speaker 2: to give out you for cooking up drugs in a
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  Speaker 2: in a in a in an abandon apartment. They're also
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  Speaker 2: going to give out you for wandering around stinking and ship.
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  Speaker 1: Because I can tell you now there's going to be
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  Speaker 1: some bangish like you see people you know in movies,
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  Speaker 1: Like so often in movies, it just people could just
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  Speaker 1: slides through and they go, oh, yeah, you know, my
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  Speaker 1: feet are wetter. That's a rat. I'll tell you now,
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  Speaker 1: you're feeping wetter, a rat. It's the least you're fucking worries.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's not a bit wi eature, you know, fucking hormone.
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  Speaker 1: You've got twelve million people shitting in a pipe. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but it's going to be fucking unbearable down.
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  Speaker 2: There, Tom. Anybody that's been been lucky enough to visit
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  Speaker 2: New York in the lifetime knows what the fuck it
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  Speaker 2: smells like on the streets.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, on a warm day in New York all that,
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  Speaker 1: and take it on the ground. It smells like fucking
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: sack river. I just imagine remember the Ecto pleasant ye
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Ghostbusters like just that's is that what they're up to?
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: They're the Ghostbusters.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: These lads don't look like Bubblebusters to meet him. To
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: be honest with you, okay, I will leave you with
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: this here from from the Guardian newspaper as well a
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: local New York or hold NBC New York. Three random
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: guys walking around. They go on the store. They open
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: up the store and just jump in like the Ninja Turtles,
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: to which the Garden goes on to say the man
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: was referring to the comic book Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: which depicts the lives of four turtles who live in
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: the New York sewer system. The turtles are brothers and
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: we're exposed to really active wasted as youth, which turned
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: them into human turtle hybrids. Trained in martial arts by
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: a large rat, they fight New York criminals. The story
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: is not based on real events.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Very good. I like that. I mean they filled out
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: the content brilliantly, because it's all there for then rounded
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: and half nicely. That was done as McBride can't tell
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: you that was done before lunch.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Trying to hit a ward count, but also, yeah.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just stick with a circle of jerkin, so
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: you know, just they're going down to pull each other
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: as we.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Have we have, we have got to find out more
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: on this as we get it. But we're gonna move
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: on from those lads to another lad. And I'm terribly
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: sorry we don't appear to have a non gross show today.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: It's pretty fucking gross, Tom, why don't you tell them
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: about this week's this lady?
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: I suppose it's gross in almost again almost hipster fucking
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: fashion in its own way. So we do love a
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: good dead body, and as everybody.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Knows, well, you know what, we like one on the
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry Show. If you're going to be a
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: dead body, you got to be dead as fuck. Okay,
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: we don't want any recent debts, it doesn't get any
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: crack from that. And we don't want any serial killer
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: victims because we're not that kind of podcast. So you
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: got to be super Yeah, we want legendary stuff. Would
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: five thousand, three hundred years ago be dead enough? Freuture?
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: That's right in the wheelhouse of the Tom and Jerry Show.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Nice well, a bloke that people may have come across
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: in the past, because he he's not on display or whatever.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: But I mean there's been a lot made of this chap.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: His name is Outsi, and they reckon he's older than
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: five three hundred.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Years old, this frozen three and one.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the frozen mummy, right, and I mean yeah, sure
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: you've heard of the Batman and stuff like that. And
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: this guy's will very well preserved as well. He was
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: a frozen mummy that was found back in ninety nine
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: ones and they've had him that long at minus six.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Just keep him safe, right, because he is unbelievably well preserved,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: like he's still got hair, he's still got all his skin,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: flute is still kind of their a bit, you know
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: what I mean, he's there's a fair.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Fair where is where is he hanging out here?
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: By the way, So they keep him in as sorry,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: they keep he was found by German hikers in Northern
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Italy region of South Tyrol, and they keep that he's
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: still in Italy. So they keep him with this Italian
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: based team that are I think it's a they're microbiomes specialists,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: this crowd. So everybody's had to go off this lad.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: From everybody's had a pot from.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Skin people to fucking like teach people to try and
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: get a snapshot of what what it was like what
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Utsy was up to, you know, five thousand, three hundred
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: years ago, plus maybe he could be seven thousand years
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: ago for all we know, he's old. This is as
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: good as they can do with well UTSI, right, and what.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Is there to be learned from this man?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: So way, this really latest thing that has popped in
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: is a crew. They're getting a look in his guts, right, like,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: how much does this guy still have? Turns out, I'm
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: keeping up beat here, Jarr because for me and you
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: all know what kind of a pessma sam when it
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: comes to these things. And I think Jerry's going to
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: follow me down and down this road. As soon as
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: they started explaining some of it to this crowd. Doctor
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Mohammad Sarin of the Urak Research Institute in the Italian
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: city are Balzano, Hey, he told CBS News he's a
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: bad the hust living living jer go on living met
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: the body polically capable organisms that are actively responding to
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: their environment. They're actively responding to their environment currently, Jerr, what.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: If we're gonna have We're gonna have some listeners actively
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: responding to that accent.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Tom, I know, and you're more than welcome. He's doctor Sarahan.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not suggesting he's actually Italian, but he could have
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: been there for a while and picked up a bit
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: of an accent. So essentially this is where it kind
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: of gets scared. So there's yeast. They're found in his stomach,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: right right, they found Yeah, Well here's the fucking thing.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: This yeast is starting to adapt, starting to adapt to
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: the cold. I don't know, it's the minus six they
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: put him in. Has been adapting slowly all along. But
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: it's basically gotten through his They don't think he ate it.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: They think they had him, had bread on him. Do
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: you know what? I fell abross sandwiches. That's what they think, right. So,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: but it's made it through and nestled in his God
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: because it was on his side, and it's in his
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: skin now as well. It's in his skin, jerkin, that's
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: where it is. And with the last few decades him
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: in isolation, even at minus six, it's it's kicking off,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: it's kicking off chair. His guy yeast is because you
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: see he did he when he defrosted that time, that's
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: when it really started to kick off because of in hyperstasis. Right,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: but it didn't fucking burn out, this yeast that was
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: in him, on him, it didn't burn out. So now
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: it started actually genetically alter his what would be his
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: DNA in the localized area where this fucking yeast is
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: now growing and surviving and has adapted. This is where
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: fucking scientist, he fucking cuts. Would you not just fucking
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry when you when you when you discover that
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Osi goes in the bain, I'm sorry, he goes in
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: the fire.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: He's going bad.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: He's well, he's not not, but he's not. This is
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: the thing. The yeast is fucking this fucking sa anybody's
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: seen the fucking last to us Jesus Christ, Yeah, I
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: mean this is literally right with This is where this
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: is where it goes to functure. Because they could go, oh, grand,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: lock it fucking down, people, lock it down, masks everybody, masks, everybody,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: lock this cont down, right, get him in a fucking
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: sealed tube or fuck him in the fire, one or
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: the other, because we need to fucking isolate whatever's going
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: on here right now, right yeah, because because this fucking
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: thing is starting to come to life, essentially, on Otsy
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: over the last couple of decades and it's starting to
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: kick off now and they could have left it there,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: but what they decided to do jar what they decided
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: to do Nope, as fucking gas past scientists, they scraped
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: this yeast off his body and basically using it. They
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: i'd propagated it in a fucking egggar dish and decided
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: to make a very very good sour dough. So so
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: they have made sourdough off this con skin that has
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: been fucking now over the last couple of decades morphing
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: into some weird shit, and they all in the office
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: had to go.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: They all so that they they had a five thousand
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: year old, five thousand plus year old corpse called Otsy yeast.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: And the more I the more I delve into the story, Tom,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: I have to put my hands up, and I'm not
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: entirely sure what yeast is or what I thought it
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: was is not appeared what it appears to be. And
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: they scooped up a load of gik off this dude
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: and the fucking bacon bread and then they're just like
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: whenever it's Vincenzo's birthdays, like hey, we bet you we
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: bet you take your bread here, Vincenzo.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: There you go. Yeah, so your man is Epty Bread
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: one of the lads. So this is Frank's maxiner. I'm
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: gonna go out and the lemon, say his German for
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: the crack, right, because this is the accenter getting If
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I tell you, it's going straight forward. If I tell you,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: if anyone tell you they have a yeast, and this
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: is where that's how fucked up sientist brains are. If
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: anyone tell you they have a yeast, you made it
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: to ask can we use it for bread? No? No, no,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: no no. Jerry tells me his yeast. I said, get
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: a cream.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Lit, Yeah, I get it, get it, get a tube stuff.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: There, like get a Creamlet stay away with me.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: We don't don't. It's not like put a wee bit
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: of an envelope and sent to me.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Like I don't go. Can you scrape off some of
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: your fucking some of your filings off your flute there
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: and send it to me and I'll make bread for
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: the family out of it?
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Like how doty do you think my flute is?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: IM just saying it's just if you tell me you
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: have yeast, I got a grown man do you want
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: me to delete that off the podcast. I don't want you.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Don't want you telling anybody you've got yeast this kind
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: of things.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: If you just puts the record for the podcast, I
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: don't have yeast on me that any anywhere.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Not now the cream has cleaned it all up.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you, man, that's.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: According to this fuck this is where all their brains
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: when you.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Rest assured Tom, every fucking scientist on that team looked
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: at each other without saying anything. They all just knew
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: all the idea at the same time.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so you think what I'm thinking. Yeah, they did.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: And that's when you're too close to the fire. You
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: see this. When you're too close to the forest, you
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: won't see century. And they are all stuck up Utsey's
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: hole literally for the last thirty years. And when they
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: finally found yeast in him, when they got to go off,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: and they're like, fuck off serious because all the other
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: lads had to go with the bone lets that to
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: go the fucking skin leads had to go the.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Teeth lets marrow or something.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: And now these lads get to go of him in
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: the last couple of days. And I don't do you
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: know what make I want to make fucking bread off
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: his back. That's what we'll do. Let's take a fucking
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: plane and plainer and just rusk It's just fucking some
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: rusk off.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: It's just just sprinkle him over our spaghetti like like
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: parmesan cheese. Tell me as much, Tom. You know we
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: can use used to make beer as well, can't we.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: That's the thing, right, we're not making beer. I pought
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: to his fucking balls. I'm sorry.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, let's just stick to the bread.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, of course. It's a magical fucking thing. It
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: really is. It's up there with like it's kind of
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: a magical thing and that it will come to life
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: and create life around it like it's it's one of
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: those things in the universe that's kind of fucking but
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: terrifying along with because there was a thing here where
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: they were like, oh, they treated him for fungus, so
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: his body doesn't break down like it did, did you really? Digit?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Because I don't know much about fucking yeast, but I'll
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: tell you one thing. It acts a lot like a
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: fucking fungus, and that it fires shit up like and
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: gets things going. And if anybody said the last of
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: us or any of those fucking zombie scary shit. This
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: yeast is working despite it being like Utsy is dead
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: as fuck.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Good night, show me someone deader than NUTSI.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: And the ship he had in his pockets is still firing.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: So how magical is that shit? We are fucking rubbish
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: in comparison to the east he had in his pockets
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: whatever he had.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Right, let me ask you a couple of questions, Ham,
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: and then we'll get the hell off this subject here,
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: because there are you know, this segment is of course
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: this lad and and and as we came into it,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: we thought this lad was Utsy. Ah, there are these
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: lads to go around because the scientists. I have to
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: give them a special comment Jury award for adbastardness, because
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, not only would the natural normal
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: human might not conceive I'm doing this, you sure as
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: fuck wouldn't.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Taste it when you hear your colleague or leader of
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: the of the group come out with this phrase, the
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: cold adapted yeasts are growing. Certain bacteria have colonized and
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: persisted across his tissues for decades. The mummy is, in
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: a very real sense as a living biological interface does
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: all that? Like, does all that? Not fucking scream? Get
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: him in the fucking fire. I'm sorry, I'd say we've
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: gotten all we can out of you. But you're getting
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: in the fire.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Time to go back in the ground, buddy one or
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: the other. Yeah, get him in a pine box and
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: get him six feet under.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: But no, jar, let's fucking grade him like you said,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: like fucking fromage and whatever. We what scrapings. We get
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: off and let's make some fucking sour though, and sit
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: down and have some toast.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: I can't eat sardo tom good time, as any of
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Italian clowse me up.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: You can't you but supposed to be good for you?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Well fucking tell him I got that right?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well then fair enough.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just maybe I'm just eating it after a
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: night out of like six cans or something like that.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: And that's maybe this hour, though, you're getting some for
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: this ball sack that died five years ago.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: What do you even like? What do you even do
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: you make a sandwich out of them? Do you make
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: a nutty sandwich?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I guess so. I mean, but this is again,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: this is what happens when you get led fucking hipsters
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: and mad bastard and scientists in around the place just going.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: You know it will be awesome, like fuck me, fuck
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: me man.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: Seeing the dawn of a new day. Because I didn't
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: die from eating this ship, that'd be awesome.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, But ground zero for Ireland of a certain thing,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: and I don't even want to put it in the
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Algorithm Matter podcast, but ground zero for was students flying
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: back from a holiday in fucking in ski holiday in
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Italy and landing in fucking Wicklow. And that's where browns
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: and that's where crossed the family. That's what caused the
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: most recent exactly well.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: I have one last question, is one one last question
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: I have for you.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I hope I don't have the answer for it, but
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: go on.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: He will give you a challenge. What do you think
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Utsy would have to say about all this?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Get the fuck away, you loan? The dick is five
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: thousand years old.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: I'm like, be his accent?
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Oh oh sorry, I fucking anthropologist Jerry over there. I
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: don't know what his accent was back then? Was a
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: challenge I put up, you know, okay, okay, give me
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: back my fucking bread, you snaky, snaking bastards. So he
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: would say, but he's fucking what is as like, oh
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, like like the brownish water that ran off him. Afterwards,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: they kept it and like found and you know, like
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: it wasn't just on his skin like the brownish like
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: California man basically defrosted a little bit in the lab
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: like he would. Let's say he was at minus twelve.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: They got him to minus six. They said, tell me enough,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: and we can still work on him then, because minus
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: twelve he's as hard as a coffin nail, So you
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: can operate. You can suck around with a fill at
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: minus six, put a load of brownish water. And they
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: also found the yeast biomes microbiomes in that too, So
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Basically, the fucking geek the
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: float out of him.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: It's you're eating gig brewd people, ye learned scientists.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: And I've guarantee you we'll be on holiday sometime in
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Milan and the be utsy loafs for fucking sale likely.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean this, You got have a
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: fucking canoli over here. It's made of fucking utsy fucking toenails.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: You know, great, great, that's fucking great. The whole world
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: is going to fucking go absolutely fucking gag.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: This is good.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: We're all going.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Under another It could catch off and we all beaten
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: loaves pain pointed here because we matcha cappuccinos in Starbucks.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: You know, we have been called it better than the
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: fucking Simpsons of late. We have been willing things into existence.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: We almost I kind of got it wrong, but I
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: think Bye, we almost willed Mikey Graham into message to
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Saturday Night was like, Mike, we will Mikey Graham at
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: to play with Boison. It was as you said, Brian McFadden.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: But like you know, I think we think we might
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: have mentioned.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Bringing Mikey and out of the not for me to
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: claim it, Tom, I'll.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you now, there'll be another fucking mad outbreak
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: of people fucking just going. What they'll be doing is
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: just destroying delicatessens and bakeries, just like rabbit fucking animals.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Be destroying the titles.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Jerry be the safest man in the world. I'm sorry,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I just I.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Just can't not for me. Yeah, commre Tom, We're going
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: to rock and roll, Let's see. God damn, I can't
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: wait for the comments. Section on that one. But from
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: now we're going to rock and roll. Into the closing
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: segment of the Tom and Jerry Show, we take a
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: look back at our oh long lines.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: The segment is called we Remember when when I was
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: a young lad, twenty or thirty or forty years ago,
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: the Harson, We remember when Tom was always things that
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: have happened in our lifetime that when you look back,
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: it's like, wow, it's maddened, that kind of that we
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: were there for the start, middle, and you know the
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: way things are going the end of these things.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: In particular, this was inspired by the fact that Toy
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Story five KG is out this week single. We are
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: very much looking forward to it, and this has We're
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: a big toy story family, always have been, always, I
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: dare say, will be. But it's it's it's it's the
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: standard these days of Tom, Computer Animation, Pixar, the Shreks
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: and the and the toy Stories and all this. Here's
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: the thing you and I were around before any of that.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I was only just like I was trying to explain
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: the Mad Ship to the two small for the recently,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: and I know I've talked about it, but one that
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: came up was biker mice from Mars. And he's looking
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: at me. Now. He didn't say folk off because mad
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: coming out of six year old. Although I've heard some
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: fucking things of training here this even though it might
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: be having a chat tomorrow now. But he looked at
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: me like I was mentally he was like, what, No
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: explained this to me? Break this down for me. I went,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I do one better. Let's watch it. I says, this
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: biker like my motor cyclist rats sitting on a yeah,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: like they're mostly they're not local boys either. Yeah, different Mars.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: It's like that's a lot going on. I went, do
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: you know it really is? And that was Cartoons of
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: the Year, Earthwarm, Gym and the like, and I put
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: it on, thinking this blast nostalgia and he was like
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: he was looking at it like the same way when
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: we were kids. If somebody puts like a Buster Keaton
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: movie on, ye is this archaic ship?
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Where's the other dimension?
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Where's the other dimension? Like what he wasn't given out.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: He was like, was this did you watch Did you
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: watch this? I was like, yeah, yeah, well that that is.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: The thing Tom, that like every cartoon that you and
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: I watched as a young fellow, whether it was like
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: The Simpsons from the fifth from the sixties all the
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: way through to any Disney movies that came our way
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: two or belowd Turtles and He Man and beyond, was
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: your standard pencil and pen and pencil drawn ye to
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: the animation all the way up to The Simpsons done
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: with a pen and paper by incredibly stressed Japanese animation
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: studio working their fingers to the bone and then run.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: About nineteen ninety five, Toy Story came out as being
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: the world's very first computer animated film. The very first
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: was the very first feature film, right there had been
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: shorts and bits and pieces, and an actual fact, the
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: very first time I've seen anything that was computer animated
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: was the video for Dire Straits Money for Nothing, And
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: you had these little PlayStation one man walking around the place,
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: barely humanoid. You have to kind of look at it
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: to see the It wasn't just like a pile of boxes, yes, yeah, yeah.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, And that's where I suppose that's
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: where it was. The ground was broke there and it
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: just opened a whole new business because and I guess
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: people stress out there, like when new things come around
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: the corner. Obviously AI is coming around the corner, and
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: they've kind of had to put stipulations in place. Whore
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: like you gotta be robbing our jobs.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: You can't just do everything.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: But if there's one thing you find people are unreal
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: and making a gig out of a thing, like, there'll
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: be the next thing around the corner will have to
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: involve humans, you know what I mean, Like it'll get
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: to a point where you're like, oh, sure that may
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: be less humans or whatever, but they it'll always there'll
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: be some cute tour come in and go hold on
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: a second, And that's just that's that's just what computer
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: graphics and and the like did, like when it came
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: fully animated.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, like, you know, I want to say, tom, like,
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: we didn't grow up in a golden age of animation.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: If you look at the animated movies that came out
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: now I was, I got to the cinema twice a year,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: and we didn't have a video player for longest time,
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: so you didn't get to see an awful lot. But
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: now with respect and if anybody has fun memories of
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: all dogs go to heaven and an American tale, this
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: kind of thing, like it wasn't the glory years of Disney.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Even Disney had kind of fucking run the ground at
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: that stage.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Ian after Banger, I do remember going to see Fiveley
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: and it was a cartoon. No, I can remember it,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: not blowing my mind, but gone, I've never gone this
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: thinking this is good.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: But well, yeah, well, I remember we were talking about
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: school tours a couple of weeks ago for a for
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: a faith friends trip, for our confirmation trip. I think
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: it was we were taking to see the Jungle Book
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: re released. That's all I remember. I've seen a bunch
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: of Disney movies that had been out for fifty years,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: but to re release them into the cinema for money,
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: I suppose. And we're all there twelve looking at this,
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: going like, well, this is the last cartoon now ever
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: fucking watch. Sorry, we're done, And then in nineteen ninety
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: five outcomes twy Story. Now I will say Tom, I
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: was too old for and I know you were a
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: year below me, but I say you were older than
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: me in age, not older than me in age, but
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: older than me and spirit. And it wasn't the way
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: chance in hell we were going to go with fift.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: That's a nice way of saying tammy or an old cunt.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Young elsehold when you're you're an old fucker, when you're
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: a young fucker. Yeah.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I could see the adsw twice story and I
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm not a baby anymore, but fuck me,
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: I kind of like, that's that looks like it's good.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Crack. That looks like it's I do. I definitely don't
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: think I went to the cinema to see it, but
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I definitely want. I got myself to see because it
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: was just we hadn't broken ground with anything sure cartoons
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: that they were pretty much doing the same thing they
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: were when Mickey Mouse was, you know, smacking himself over
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: the head with a fucking mallet like our Popeye was
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: cracking open cans right up until that point.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: And I gotta tell you, Tom, here's a when we
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: say we remember when we remember a time when grown
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: ups didn't watch cartoons.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: That's a major thing, because jeeus.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: This thing of being Disney adults wasn't a thing at
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Well, I it's the first time actually hearing that.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: You never heard the phrase Disney adults.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: No, never, never people, Yeah, I'd be I like, and
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: it's it gets you all the way to and it's.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: It was a very smart thing to do because they
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: quickly realized that if we're going to get adults to
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: come to these feature length films, yes that are cartoons
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: for kids, we better start writing in some stuff. Do
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: This is the thing.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, go on and you start writing in your and
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: then it's almost like when when I did the Panto.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: At the time, my only sole purpose was to be
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: a real person, over the top comedian, real person amongst
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: panto characters. And I would literally walk up with this mustache.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: God yeah, and all the adults in room going thank.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: God, yeah exactly, because that's.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: They'll take a stick of their beer, going okay, all right, here's.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: What here's what it was. Now. When when we were small,
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: if we ever went to the cinema, we'd be dropped
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: at the cinema. I'm going to go do the she
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: weren't gonna come in and fucking watch the cartoons.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Face.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: But you know, obviously the makers of these things decide
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: like it's it's one thing to get the kids money,
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: but we want the parents money as well. So, like
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: you said yourself, you throw in a couple of jokes
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: from mom and dad, and all of a sudden, it's
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: it's it's Yes, it's a spectacular three D animated movie,
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: but it's also something that the whole family will want
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: to go see. And I'm telling you that, I'll tell
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: you this, tell anybody that asked me.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: I didn't see Thy Story in the cinema because I
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: was too old for it. But yet, somehow, five years later,
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: when I was at college and Toy Story two came out,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: I was there fucking open a day with like three
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: or four other lives. We fucking roared their holes off,
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: laugh and the whole time. That's the funniest shit I've
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: ever seen in my life. Up to that point, that
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: was just like genuinely funny, great movie. And after that time,
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: it was like, okay, what else you got?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Because that's it. There's no fucking way I would have
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: sat down to watch a cartoon. I wouldn't even through
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: my twenties and like, but then I started the grasp.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh wait, they're writing it also for
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: us all right up until very recently we went to
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: see the Super Mario, Yes, super animated, Like you know what,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I mean get more animated, but hilarious, you.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Know, thrown in gags for the family.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they do it so well that it subtly
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: flies over the kids' heads, Like because the two guys
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: beside me, they're going, okay on the next scene, I'm
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: cracking my whole laughing because they're like, okay, that's good.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: And you know now that this newfangle three D animation
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: was a thing and Disney were making money hand over
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: fist with these things. Others followed suit, and that's when
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: you had the likes of Shrek come along and Shrek.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you right now, Shrek was written
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: for adults and produced for kids.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: What Like I couldn't believe that it actually when it
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: when I saw it first, I went, why in a
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: parallel fucking universe?
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: I am loving this, like this is love of this,
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: like it's it's not like a childish thing. That's just
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: just straight out funny. And I remember going to see
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Shrek too in the cinema and the talk.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Of a Friday evening, like a Friday evening, like yeah.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: You know, and and and not a not not a
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: single child and it was just like a four to
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: five hundred grown ass adults in a hard to please
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: turn toms laugh.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: And notoriously please. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you that much.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: And and I reckon. We had a couple of good
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: years of that where it was like, okay, lads, this
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: is a new thing. Keep the quality high and then
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: let loose the dog shit because now anybody could do
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: it and any fucking nonsense. And you know, quality dipped, it.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Really did. But I think quality dipped on all because
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: we're you're going for the comedy to these things. You're
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: not going for sucking the story, right, you know what
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: I mean? But comedy has dipped fucking cat in the
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: last couple of years. I I've attempted to watch three
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: different comedies in the last couple of weeks on between
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Netflix and Amazon and fuck Major. It's like, I don't know,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: they've just clipped all the wings of any fucking humor
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: that be anything, or it's a regurgitation, a poor regurgitation,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: or something that's been done already, even you got it
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: down to now Will Ferle is making complete another ship
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: like he went to make a golf movie there recently,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Like no, no, no, no.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: You're comedy and you participate in enough sports there well
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: and yeah, copy and paste. And we've seen you with
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: ice skating, you're good. You're good. If we're going to
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: do what you've seen you with the Eurovision, we're all right.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: We know that. What's your what's your mileage? Tom with
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: the young man, does he does he watch feature length
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: animated movies? Are just us grown ups? No?
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: He will, he'll now, he'll get there like at six.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: He'll get there, all right. And we went recently to
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: see one called Goat and it was a bit of
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: goat playing basketball.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: I missed one.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Shite grant shite.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: You see. This is the thing now everybody's out of Tom,
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: you know, and it has become a commonplace and the
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: quality has has slid, But not for nothing. We were
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: there at that, I dare say, I want to say.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: We weren't there for the golden age of two D
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: animation back in the day, but we were there for
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: the golden age at three D when this thing was
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Brand's Bank. Can do you genuinely had seen nothing like it,
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: And even though it was made for kids, they wanted
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: the adults money, so they made extra effort to get
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: the adults money. Here's the thing. I want to tell
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: you them. Right to D animation. We all know how
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: that's made. You know, you draw a picture on a page,
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: and you turn the page and you draw the same
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: picture on you wee bit different, and then you keep
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: doing that thousands of times and you flick it all
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: together and it looks like fucking the biker mice from
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Mars or rolling off to the sunset. We were here
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: for the advent of three D animation. To this day,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: thirty years after the release of the first toy story,
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: I have no fucking clue how to do it.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: It was tried to it. It was explained to me
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: by a very nice fella from North of Ireland who
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: has made BASIC's company went uh fucking gangbusters as a
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: result of the effects that they did for Game of Thrones,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: did great fucking giants, did dragons and dragons and ship.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: The same guy, he understood the opportunity was worked through
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: the night when I was needed. You know, one of
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: these fellos got done, but he was trying to explain
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: these dragons to me and how, and he got lighted
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: the third sentence and you can see this poor old
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: lace come over my face. He's like a fuck it magic.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: And yeah, good enough, good enough movie magic. That's what
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: it is good because like I get that you build
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: it as a as a as a three D thing
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: in a computer, but when do you when do you
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: when do you take the picture of it? When do
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: you take the picture of it and then move it
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: a little bit and take another picture? That just happened automatically,
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: I think it is.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I used to be able to draw in three the buildings,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: so you would give each point a value, so the
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: x y and z, so x y left and right
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: and z had been up the way and that would
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: be you just give each point of value. And that
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: was kind of how he got it across to me
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: a little bit. But it was because I was going,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: this is a piece of basically just right into the programs,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: not really just because now us you you do have
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: an artist impression of the dragon up on the wall.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: That dragon needs to be fucking moving now and it
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: needs to look this shit like. And then you're talking
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: about the same three dimensional stuff having to lay it
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: over green screen and things, you know, And it's like geees,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: because it lent itself. It exploded from there, the three
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: D animation, but it lent itself then to be able
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: to be plugged into feature length real films. In that scenario,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: we're even sucking a dragon that clearly isn't there at all,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: doll flying around the sky. I mean, the highest way
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: that we had was like Masters of the Universe with
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: sparks and the odd lightning bolt, you know what I mean.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, that was the height of the SFX
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: we had. But then, as you said, the three D
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: animation just opened the door to.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: All the animation, you know, And I kind of it's
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: so odd, Tom, I can kind of understand how you
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: would get a terminator running around in a Terminator movie,
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: but like with something with ty story where it's like
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: all nothing, no, nothing exists, all completely done. Yeah yeah, computer,
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: computer and a man's voice and a woman's voice and
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: that's it. No, don't don't get it. Don't get a buddy.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I know, I don't understand I and it can. But
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: sometimes it can be kind of lost on you too,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: because you can give too much fucking effort to the
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: notion of what it is. Like funny is funny, you
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like you get the speak with
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: me that were aiming for all the other things and
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: the shock to everybody that the speakable me was funny
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: was the lads who weren't even speaking English. The little
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: tick text shell yels.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: And now you can't move. There's another Minions film coming
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: out as well this summer as well. I think they're
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: up to about by by air count in the house.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: This is this will be number seven when you add
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: them all up.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, six of fast me by anyway, I'll tell you.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: That you know, when we say things out, stay are
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: welcome or we're aging out of it a little bit
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: in this house, but we're very much looking forward to
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: tie Story five, Tom, And as you say yourself, let's
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: see what comes next. Let's see what comes next.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: The main thing is that Tom Hanks is still getting
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: plenty of orc anyway, this is it. And by the way,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: if any anybody who because I'm going to get Jerry
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  Speaker 1: down and I want you to do the joke. Do you
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  Speaker 1: did that bit you did when you manage tie in
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: toy story into a bit about a medical examination. We
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: get that, loved it. I love it.
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  Speaker 2: I want to leave your one tidbit. And my wife
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: told me this for like ten years and I was like,
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: you're having me on your your you're fucking having me on?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Or this is a dub talking to a culture now
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: is at this this moment?
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, no, that's true, that's that's true. You can
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: tell anybody that that's true. And I'm like, no, So
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: I'm about to tell the listenership with the Tom and
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Jerry podcast believe me if you want, don't believe you want.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Tom Hanks does the voice of Woody enty story?
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, but you're not.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Tom Hanks is too busy to be the voice of
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Woody in when you buy a Woody toy or when
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: you when Woody shows up in a computer game. Tom
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Hanks doesn't come in and go, what do you want
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: me to say? Howdy, partner, press start per start the game.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: I'm too busy for that ship. You know. If you
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: get a toy story read long book and you press
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: the button to make Woody's voice, that's not Tom Hanks.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Hold on, so are you telling me like mister t
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: isn't on the GPS and I.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: But I'll tell you this is the best one of it, right,
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, which is so far? Or if if
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: if Woody's in Disneyland or some ship like that, and
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: He's like, how you partner even must be this told ride,
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: this ride or whatever the fuck it might be. That's
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: not Tom Hanks. That's Tom Hanks's brother, Jimmy Hanks.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Fuck off. It's like Stallone's fucking brother stepping in for
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: whenever he needed abs. Fu Off, She goes Google.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: I was, I won't dignify it with a Google. You're
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: not getting me. I don't believe you, And then I
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: did Google you. There you go, Tom Hanks's brother, Jimmy
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Hanks stepping in, scooping up all that woody money.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: We need a new there's a new cafe after opening
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: in the Supervaluan Tip Town. He might cut the ribbon
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: on it there, so you're serious, Jimmy fucking Hanks. Jimmy,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: that's out. Do you know, Jimmy Hanks sounds like a
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: fill of the place country in Western and dunbet Jerry
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: never know.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: But I'm not you know what?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I want people to challenge you on that. I'm not gonna.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: I want to challenge me on a cheerley.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: You can challenge me on the social media channels at
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry Show. Tom would a tea, Jerry would
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: a g will get us on Instagram where we hang out.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: You can find Tom Over on Instagram as well at
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Tom O'Mahoney and I am at Jerry McBride with a
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: g over on Blue Sky. We have one comment in
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: from last week's episode Our Hair and scarem Bank called
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: a Blader Skou episode Mick m Smith twenty ten and there
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: you go, says, very funny, great crackfeller holidays, Thank you Mick,
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: and then he signs off Mick Madeira, Now are you
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: in Madeira Spain? Or did you just throw in your
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: favorite cake at the end?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: There, I'm one hundred percent reckon it's his favorite cake.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: There you go, Well, he's very much.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: He's he's in Bundoran at the minute and he just
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: eaten some fucking cake and that's what it is. Yeah, yeah,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: the very best best of all of you from Tom
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Victorious Sponge.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: You know, he's he's he's sort of he's dictating that
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: into into Siri, you know, Siri write this out. And
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: then just as he's at like, you know, someone comes
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: along and you want cake make it Like yeah, yeah,
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: I love the podcast, love the show Madeira. What else
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: have we got? Wait?
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Is Madeira is in Spain? It's Portugal.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: What you know, you're the geography man, Tom, Yes, the
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: brother building a house out there, and there you go.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: John chimes in on Instagram just to say that the
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: name of our microphones, our road microphone. He says, are
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: you getting roaded by technology? I like that.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: That's you know what, that's an effort. There's an effort
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: put in there, and not everybody's, not all of mesers,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: but there's an eff put in there, and I like that.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I like it, and sleg too.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: When the audio is poor here we say we're road rotten.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: And then William James, you're right, Tom, these aren't all
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: going to be winners if you're not even gonna fucking
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: smile at mine.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: I did that kind of a mood. Now I got
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: fucking shown up by fourteen year.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Old Yeah, John, you and me both. Mandam's just a
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: hard audience. This week, William asks if you invented a sport,
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: what would it be? I think we I think we
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: covered this with sterred induced carroled freestyle diving.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'd be all all all bets are
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: off like but I will I definitely there's loads of
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: things out like in that could do with improven like
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: I think zero zero tackle rules in soccer, widen the
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: goals and maybe put you know, put fucking fire or
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: barbarire around the pitch.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: And then I'm going to give you two words. Tom
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: HiT's gonna give you two words, and to William as well,
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: and to the listeners of Tom and Jerry Schul I'm
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: not gonna expand on it. It's gonna give you these
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: two words tackle golf nice. Yeah, there you go.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: I'm with you on all of that.
• 52:19
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• 52:20
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• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Jar I'm going to go draw my sorrows after being
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: embarrassed by a child this evening with some more ridiculous
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: amounts of Madeira kick Madeira kick.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: For all, all right, go on, take care of body.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Good look