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Big Stu-ey: Morgan Freeman as John Madden (w/Frank Caliendo) · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: I am very excited. My friend Frank Caliendo joins us
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  Speaker 1: right now. Even more excited, I believe he might be
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  Speaker 1: at studio next week. Check him out, frankonstage.com. He has
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  Speaker 1: two shows in South Florida coming up October 9th and
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  Speaker 1: October 10th.
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  Speaker 2: Frank, how are you, man?
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  Speaker 3: Great.
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  Speaker 4: And those are at the Palm Beach Improv. Thanks for
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  Speaker 4: giving the full part. I'm going to be around, not where.
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  Speaker 4: FrankOnStage.com for tickets. We could do that as Gruden to
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  Speaker 4: sell it even more. West Palm Beach, the Palm Beach Improv.
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  Speaker 4: The new one, it's in Wellington, man.
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  Speaker 3: Upscale, incredible neighborhood. I can't wait to see them.
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  Speaker 4: PalmBeachImprov.com or FrankOnStage.com. Now let's do some bits for students.
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  Speaker 1: I figured FrankOnStage.com had all the details. I didn't have
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  Speaker 1: to give– Yeah, but I.
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  Speaker 3: Want people to know.
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  Speaker 4: When I'm going out on the air and podcasting all
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  Speaker 4: these different forums, you are being the media mogul that
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  Speaker 4: you are.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I want that put in there too. I don't want
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  Speaker 4: it hidden just in my website. So, yeah, we were
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  Speaker 4: talking off stage– Off camera a little bit. Off– We're
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  Speaker 4: talking off the wall a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Off mic. I forgot what platform this was.
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  Speaker 4: We were talking a little bit about the Madden movie
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  Speaker 4: and you said, how can I not be in the
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  Speaker 4: Madden movie?
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  Speaker 3: Cause it is weird.
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  Speaker 4: Cause I'm the first person everybody thinks of when they
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  Speaker 4: think John Madden, they don't even think John Madden. A
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  Speaker 4: lot of the time they think Caliendo and how he pigeonholed.
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  Speaker 3: His career for 20 years. It's quote unquote career.
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  Speaker 4: And how is he now not in the Madden movie?
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 4: And they wanted me to audition for the part of
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  Speaker 4: Howard Cosell for that movie.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, That's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 4: That's like casting Nicolas Cage as John Madden.
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  Speaker 3: They're like funny story.
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  Speaker 4: So that's not exactly how it went, but I was like,
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  Speaker 4: no way. I'm not going to go audition for, uh,
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  Speaker 4: on the part of Howard Cosell, because that would be weird, right?
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  Speaker 4: I just, if you're watching me in a mad movie
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  Speaker 4: and Caliendo gets the part, I'd have to audition for
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  Speaker 4: it and get it.
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  Speaker 6: You'd be thinking the whole time, why is Cage doing this?
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  Speaker 6: Hey folks, John Madden here. I wish, I wish I
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  Speaker 6: sounded a little more like him. How could I do that?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I got an idea over here. It says Howard
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  Speaker 3: Cosell Poe. So, I thought that would be weird anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: But.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 4: Then I didn't think they really wanted me to audition.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't think they really wanted me for the movie.
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  Speaker 4: What I thought they wanted to do was have me
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  Speaker 4: audition so they could talk to me.
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  Speaker 3: About John Madden. Ah.
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 4: That's what usually happens in something like this.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: So.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, no.
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  Speaker 4: And then they're like, a few weeks later, they're like, well,
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  Speaker 4: Nicolas Cage and the director want to do a Zoom
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  Speaker 4: call with you.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, no.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, what do you mean, no?
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, if I'm going to give the recipe to
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  Speaker 4: the vocal Madden, you know, the vocal Madden recipe to say,
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  Speaker 4: and I should have said it in a much better way.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, you got to put those words together in
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  Speaker 7: the right way or boom, it doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 4: So- If I'm going to give away the Madden recipe,
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  Speaker 4: I want to hang out with Nicolas Cage, right? I
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  Speaker 4: want to go to Las Vegas where he lives, ride
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  Speaker 4: sidecar with the ghost rider, do a Leslie Stahl walk
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  Speaker 4: and talk type of deal.
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  Speaker 3: Then I'll do it.
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  Speaker 4: He's showing me his exotic animals in his basement. Here's
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  Speaker 4: my monitor lizard. What would John Madden say to my
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  Speaker 4: monitor lizard? We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence.
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  Speaker 4: So that didn't happen. And I think you might be
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  Speaker 4: able to tell in the movie. But I could have
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  Speaker 4: worked with him on it. I also wanted some money
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  Speaker 4: to do it. I was like, I'm just not going
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  Speaker 4: to just do that. But Nicholas, you wouldn't understand that.
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  Speaker 4: You're always doing charities to guys.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not like you.
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  Speaker 2: I've got to get paid.
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  Speaker 3: I've got to get paid, Stu. But he talks up here.
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  Speaker 6: He talks very nasally in his nose. And John Madden's
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  Speaker 6: very glottal. So you have to take it from the
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  Speaker 6: front and bring it in the back.
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  Speaker 4: And as soon as you learn how to talk in
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  Speaker 4: that or figure out that you've got to talk from
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  Speaker 4: that different area, that's the beginning of it.
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  Speaker 3: So I would have worked with.
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  Speaker 4: Them on that. And Madden didn't like me. Like all
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  Speaker 4: those years, Madden didn't like me. And I finally made
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  Speaker 4: his grandkids laugh. I'm sure I've told you the story
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  Speaker 4: about that before. But that was the whole thing. So
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  Speaker 4: I was like, and my agent was like, maybe you
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  Speaker 4: just go do it and talk to him. And then
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  Speaker 4: they'll give you a little part in the movie. I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 4: if the movie's not great, I want to be able
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  Speaker 4: to make fun of the movie. And if I'm a
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  Speaker 4: little part in the movie, I can't do that because
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  Speaker 4: I'll be pretending like it's the best thing I've ever
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  Speaker 4: seen in my entire life.
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  Speaker 3: Just because I got this little part.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, of course.
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  Speaker 4: So that was the life of that. So that's why
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  Speaker 4: I'm not in it. I don't think Madden would have
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  Speaker 4: wanted me in it, even though he did come around
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  Speaker 4: a little bit. I think that he still had these,
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  Speaker 4: he didn't feel like I was the best guy for him.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't going to get the part.
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  Speaker 4: If that'd be like Kevin Hart, playing Shaq in a
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  Speaker 4: movie right I'm five six how are you gonna make
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  Speaker 4: me Cage looks the part even though he looks a
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  Speaker 4: little Jiminy Glickish right he looks that body the way
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  Speaker 4: they did the body is fantastic I thought it's incredible
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  Speaker 4: the with the uh the elongated bike shorts of the
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  Speaker 4: 70s the way those you know those fit and up
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  Speaker 4: all the way on the belly button where the waist
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  Speaker 4: is so uh That being said, I don't think– you
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  Speaker 4: would have had to hire all little people for me
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  Speaker 4: to look like Madden.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Physically, it would have been odd.
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  Speaker 1: But you feel like the offer to do Howard Cosell
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  Speaker 1: was not an offer at all.
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  Speaker 2: It was you consulting.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't think so. It was you consulting for free.
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  Speaker 4: Why would you ask me to do Howard Cosell? I've
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  Speaker 4: had that before where they just want to talk to
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  Speaker 4: me about something. They have an audition just so I
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  Speaker 4: can talk to him about something I do.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: And then people are like, oh, that's how you do it. Like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not the right, I wouldn't be the right type
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  Speaker 4: for Howard Cosell either. It doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: So I was like, nobody's just trying to force you
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  Speaker 4: into a movie. Like, they put Shane Gillis in the movie.
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  Speaker 4: They gave him a great part, it looks like. So
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  Speaker 4: he got a good part. He didn't have to be
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  Speaker 4: a guy.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: You know, that had to be a specific guy. If
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  Speaker 4: they really want me in the movie, they're not going
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  Speaker 4: to cast me as Howard Cosell. Cast me as some
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  Speaker 4: little part. that says, here's your water, Mr.
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  Speaker 3: Madden. Thank you. I shall call him mini-me.
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  Speaker 2: But then he can't make fun of it.
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  Speaker 3: Right, right.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, if I had a scene like that, maybe
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  Speaker 4: there's something, you know. And there could have been, in
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  Speaker 4: the movie, if they got to that part where there's.
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  Speaker 3: A part where I hate Caliendo, that would be a
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  Speaker 3: great scene.
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  Speaker 7: I'll play me in that movie. I wish I could
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  Speaker 7: just stop him like a bug. You know, you got
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  Speaker 7: a little bug down there. That's Caliendo. You ever have
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  Speaker 7: one of those, you ever have one of those, you know, the.
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  Speaker 3: The eyeglass thing. What's that thing that the magnifying glass
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  Speaker 3: magnifying glass.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 7: And you remember how, when you're a little kid, you
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  Speaker 7: burn ants, but we would burn Caliendo. That little, little Caliendo.
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  Speaker 7: We're going to burn them into nothingness.
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  Speaker 1: Frank, you passed up an opportunity though, to be in a,
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  Speaker 1: on a zoom call, regardless of the situation and scenario
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  Speaker 1: with Nicholas cage.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you can hang up whenever you want. He's like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm done with this.
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  Speaker 4: That's who cares about the zoom call. I thought they
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  Speaker 4: would say yes to the, to go hang out with them.
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  Speaker 4: I thought they really would, even if it would be
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  Speaker 4: like a, you know, offsite, not at his house or something.
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  Speaker 4: Plus when you're talking to somebody, you can only give
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  Speaker 4: so much instruction. It's, You could work with somebody on
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  Speaker 4: the vocalization of how to get there. That would be
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  Speaker 4: like actually working with somebody. I just felt like that
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  Speaker 4: was kind of ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: And who knows? Maybe they weren't even really going to
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  Speaker 3: do that. I mean, it was pitched out there to do.
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  Speaker 2: It, but who knows? Do you have a Cosell in there?
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  Speaker 2: I probably should know this, but do you have one?
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  Speaker 3: No, not really.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, Madden feels old enough and out of the
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  Speaker 4: loop until now that it's this big movie.
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  Speaker 3: But Cosell... I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean, I could, this is how it goes. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: that's all I could probably do. And Billy Crystal's like,
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  Speaker 4: why don't they, why don't they cast me?
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  Speaker 3: I could do it. I'd be fantastic. So I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Frank, have you ever mashed up, by the way, Palm Beach, Florida,
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  Speaker 1: October 9th, October 10th, Palm Beach Improv.
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  Speaker 2: Am I saying that correctly?
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  Speaker 3: I think so.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: In Wellington, by the way, right?
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  Speaker 3: Wellington, Wellington. It's a fantastic place.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of people.
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  Speaker 3: They're flying to my airport.
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  Speaker 2: They got a tremendous airport.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't my airport. It was pubby. It was pubby.
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  Speaker 3: And now it's digital. It's going to be probably one
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  Speaker 3: of the best airports you've ever seen.
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  Speaker 2: So many people.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be busier than Atlanta, bigger than Chicago.
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  Speaker 3: And so many people are going to say, we got
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  Speaker 3: to go through D-J-T. Digital. Digital. Digital. You've heard of digital? Well,
• 8:47
  Speaker 3: this is digital.
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  Speaker 1: Frank, I am wondering, because I've never asked you this,
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  Speaker 1: have you ever like mashed up characters? Like, is there
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: a way for you to do Morgan Freeman as John Madden?
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  Speaker 2: Like, is that even? I'm asking a lot.
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  Speaker 3: So would you want it like Madden?
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  Speaker 7: Like, would it be Morgan Freeman saying, hey, that guy
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  Speaker 7: looks like he got hit by a freight train?
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  Speaker 3: That would be... Morgan Freeman doing the Madden line.
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  Speaker 7: But if I wanted to do Morgan Freeman and get
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  Speaker 7: a little John Madden in there, that would be, I mean,
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  Speaker 7: it would be somewhere in here. But I think a
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  Speaker 7: cleaner version would just be me saying things like John
• 9:34
  Speaker 7: Madden said. That's just Brett Favre being Brett Favre. Right
• 9:39
  Speaker 7: there's Frankie bagging donuts. You see right there?
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: It looks like his uniform is a bag of donuts.
• 9:46
  Speaker 7: That's a tremendous amount of fat rolls is what that is.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm Frankie. It's a bag of donuts.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to blurt out characters, and you say
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  Speaker 1: very Madden-esque things, okay?
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of some of them. things.
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  Speaker 2: Turkey legs, I mean, boom, pap, whatever you want to do. Yeah, okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Jim Rohn, please.
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  Speaker 7: Boom!
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  Speaker 3: How great was that? Boom. Incredible.
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  Speaker 4: Like, it's hard to do Rome doing that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, right.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's too close.
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  Speaker 9: And that is just Brett Favre being Brett Favre.
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  Speaker 3: Dude is like a– he wouldn't say dude.
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  Speaker 9: He's like a linebacker playing quarterback.
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  Speaker 3: How great is that?
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  Speaker 2: Let me try someone a little bit further away from Madden, okay?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Robert De Niro.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay. You got, see that?
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  Speaker 8: You see how many turkey legs there are? See all
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  Speaker 8: these turkey legs? There's a lot of turkey legs, huh?
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  Speaker 8: So to make a turducken, you know what a turducken is? Pat, Pat, Pat,
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  Speaker 8: do you know what a turducken is? Patino's Pat Summerall.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't, John.
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  Speaker 8: You stuff a chicken, you add a chicken, you stuff
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  Speaker 8: it into a duck, and stuff that into a turkey.
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  Speaker 3: And that's a turducken. Huh?
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
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  Speaker 3: You like a turducken? Sounds great, John. Let's eat.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: October 9th and 10th at the West Brom Improv.
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  Speaker 2: You're killing me. The faces kill me. They absolutely kill me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of another character that would be
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  Speaker 1: good for you to.
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  Speaker 3: Do, Matt.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm sorry I went to gym room too early.
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  Speaker 2: It was too quick.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, yeah, I'm trying to think of some of those.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, how about Stephen A? Is that too close? Is
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: Sandler too close?
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  Speaker 3: I understand.
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  Speaker 4: I understand that the heat coming off that man's head
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  Speaker 4: is coming up looking like vapor.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It's hard to do that. Those are the sports guys. Uh,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, Robert Denauer, Robert Downey Jr. That, that guy
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  Speaker 4: looks like he got hit by a freight train. That
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  Speaker 4: man looks like, uh, here.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So here's the deal.
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  Speaker 4: That, that guy looks like he got hit by a
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  Speaker 4: freight train. I was thinking in my head it was like,
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  Speaker 4: that man's playing Galaga.
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  Speaker 3: We thought we wouldn't manage, but we did.
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  Speaker 4: Like Avengers line, so something like that.
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  Speaker 3: John C.
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  Speaker 11: Reilly actually would have been a great John Madden. He's
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  Speaker 11: going to go over there, and he's running that way,
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  Speaker 11: and then he's running back that way, and then boom,
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  Speaker 11: he hits him in the chest. And that's just Brett
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  Speaker 11: Favre being Brett Favre right there. Hey, Brett, did you
• 12:20
  Speaker 11: touch my drum set? Hey, did you touch my drumstick?
• 12:25
  Speaker 11: Did you touch my drumstick?
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: Would John Gruden like to promote Frank Caliendo's?
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, Frank Caliendo, Wellington, man, it's going
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  Speaker 4: to be incredible over there at the new Palm Beach Improv.
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  Speaker 4: I'm only about four hours away at the FFCA. I
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: popped into Caliendo doing a show over there. Side Splitters
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  Speaker 4: in Tampa did a little time. I'll tell you what, man,
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: that's tremendous stuff. But go to FrankOnStage.com and you can
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  Speaker 4: see Frank at the Palm Beach Improv October 9th and 10th.
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  Speaker 4: FrankOnStage.com to get tickets, man.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be incredible.
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  Speaker 2: Can you muster up a Bill Walton as John Madden?
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  Speaker 3: That's almost the same voice. How great is that?
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  Speaker 10: Barry Sanders rising to the occasion. The entire arena rising
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  Speaker 10: as one. Barry cuts one way. He cuts the other way.
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  Speaker 10: And look, the defender's still going the wrong way.
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  Speaker 2: FrankOnStage.com.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to shift to baseball here because
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  Speaker 1: the playoffs get underway. This is something I was discussing
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  Speaker 1: with you before the Major League Baseball season started. It
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  Speaker 1: started 10 months ago, though. So I want to do this.
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  Speaker 3: Because we never did this. I feel like we were
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  Speaker 3: going to do. Oh, we didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever done this. Not with you.
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  Speaker 2: Not with me and Dan. Not me and Hawk. I
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: don't think anyone's ever asked you to do this.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: But there is the famous James Earl Jones speech from
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  Speaker 1: Field of Dreams. I want to use this as a
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  Speaker 1: way to get people fired up for baseball's postseason. So, Frank,
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  Speaker 1: however you want to do this, you have the speech
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  Speaker 1: in hand. It's from Field of Dreams. Yeah, call out
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  Speaker 1: a name or two.
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  Speaker 3: Give me a name. All right.
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  Speaker 1: So you want to start with, well, I'm trying to
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: think who's the funniest name to say baseball, Ray.
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  Speaker 2: Let's start with Jim Rowe. How about we start there?
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  Speaker 3: Baseball, Ray. People will come, Ray.
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  Speaker 9: They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom.
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  Speaker 9: They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why
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  Speaker 9: they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent
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  Speaker 9: as children longing for the past.
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  Speaker 3: And now we'll go to John Madden.
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  Speaker 7: Of course, we won't mind you looking to look around.
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  Speaker 7: You say it's only $ 20 per person. Oh, they'll pass
• 14:46
  Speaker 7: over the money without even thinking about it for it
• 14:50
  Speaker 7: is money that they have and a piece.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: That they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: And sitting in shirt sleeves.
• 14:59
  Speaker 7: On a perfect afternoon, they'll find they have reserved seats
• 15:03
  Speaker 7: somewhere along the baselines where they sat when they were
• 15:06
  Speaker 7: children and cheered their heroes.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: Kuiper.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: And talk about, they'll watch the game, and the idea
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: is if they dip themselves in magic waters, the memories
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: will be so thick, you'll have to brush them away
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: from their faces.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: Todd, Todd, Todd, people will come, Todd.
• 15:26
  Speaker 12: The one constant through the years.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Todd has been baseball.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: You're cracking yourself up.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Ray is Todd.
• 15:37
  Speaker 12: It took me a second to figure out who was
• 15:39
  Speaker 12: who and go to De Niro. America has rolled by
• 15:43
  Speaker 12: like an army of steamrollers. Robert De Niro, Robert Downey Jr.
• 15:47
  Speaker 12: Then it's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again.
• 15:51
  Speaker 12: But baseball has marked the time. In this field, we
• 15:57
  Speaker 12: went Gruden here.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: This game.
• 15:59
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: It's part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: all ones that was good.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: I tell you what, man. And, oh, people will come, Ray.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: People will most definitely come.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Barkley.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Barkley. Let's see. I don't know if that cut out
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: where I was looking at, man.
• 16:19
  Speaker 7: I might have grabbed the wrong piece of paper.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: The speech is over?
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: I think I might have gotten the pages out of order.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: This was terrible. Come on, man. If I'm going to
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: print out the speech, I've got to get in the order, man.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: This is the worst thing I've ever seen. People will come, Ray.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: I heard that part. Yes. People will most definitely come.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: I think we did that. Yes.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: I think we're at the end of the speech. I
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: think we've arrived.
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: I don't think there is a way. This starts doing
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: a commercial in the middle of what I printed out.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: That's terrible. By the way, Capital One, it's in your wallet.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: I thought I printed out the whole speech, and apparently
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: it starts doing an ad in the middle.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, listen, people will come, Ray.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: People got to be fired up about baseball now. From that,
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, I've never seen people get– this is how
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: we should have started.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 17:14
  Speaker 7: Morgan Freeman, people will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: for reasons they can't even fathom.
• 17:20
  Speaker 11: Oh, yes.
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: they're doing it.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: And once again, these pages are out of order.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: It's OK. We should have done the whole thing as
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Morgan Freeman.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: In fact, I'm not certain Morgan should have given the
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: speech instead of James Earl Jones.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: But it was James Earl Jones. That is pretty awesome.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: James Earl Jones. It is. It is.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I listen.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I make a promise to you. OK, Frank on stage
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: dot com, October 9th, October 10th. West Palm Improv.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: I love you very much.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I will have the entirety of the speech printed out
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: for you. We'll take another hack at.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: It next week.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it for real.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Do you want to promote your shaking his head? He
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: gets so upset and I don't care.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: I'm not upset. I thought it was fun. It was
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: it was it was a little bit horrible.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: But that's that's just that's just Caliendo being Caliendo, man.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Frank on stage dot com, October 9th and 10th in Wellington,
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: the Palm Beach Improv. Just the three shows, one on Friday,
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: two on Saturday. Frank on stage.com brings you to their website,
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: which I think is home. I don't know what it is,
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: but it's Frank on stage.com gets you there.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: It was good to see you were really focused on
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: your last show. You texted me one second before you
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: were going on stage.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Well, you were texting me back and then I was
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: about to go on stage. I'm like more soon, dot, dot, dot,
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: which is my standard.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Listen, I don't need to hear about preparation from you.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: You're so right.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: And this wasn't just Frank being Frank. It was also
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Stugatz being Stugatz. I apologize to you. Yes, we could
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: have sent that to you earlier. FrankOnStage.com, October 9th, October 10th,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: West Palm Improv. Three shows, two on Saturday. I'm looking
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: forward to seeing one of them. It is close to
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: my house. That is a drive that I can make, Frank.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Yes. Thank you for doing this. We will see you
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: in studio next week. I look forward to seeing you,
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: my friend.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Awesome, man. Thanks. Thank you. Rack me, I am. Oh, please.