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Best Trade of the Draft · Serious Beef Podcast

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I'm Abby and I'm Anna, and this is serious beef welcome.
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It's been a while. It's been a while.
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We're sorry, listener, We've been a while.
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Ever left hanging last week. But we're back.
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We're back for this week as promised.
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Did we use the extra time? To get ahead of schedule, we did
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not. Not even a little it.
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We did not, but I don't think our listeners would have
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expected. Anything less?
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No anything less or more from us because.
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This is how we like to roll. We roll and fly by the seat of
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our pants. Yes, so.
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Here we go. I am.
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I just remembered that we're recording at home, not the
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library tonight, because we put this till such last minute.
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The library is closed. It's.
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It's true, but I had to go to AI had a show in I had a.
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Show in the show. In at the Fox and so we went to
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see the show and Juliet Mayor's here she she went to the show.
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Mayor. Hi listeners, it's there.
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Awesome show. Our view, our show.
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Yes, serious beef is. An awesome show.
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Did has she? Have you been good?
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Listening. Your silence.
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Is very sure. I I have not, but I, I promise
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to go and listen to the back catalog soon.
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I don't believe you. I will.
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I will listen to the back catalog soon.
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She she was referring to the show and Juliet and actually
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listeners, it is a slang. It's so great a slang.
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I got that from my youngest daughter.
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That's the cool way to say it's awesome.
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We loved every minute. It's start to finish.
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It's wonderful. You'll love it.
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Go see it if you ever get a chance.
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But sorry, the last show was today.
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So you can't if it ever comes back.
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Gotta wait till it comes back. Jump on that shit, all of that.
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You're in here first. Well, I I got well, I was going
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to say the library may be closed, but I remembered that I
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poured myself a glass of old smoking salted caramel whiskey,
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which I could not do at the I didn't do that.
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Did not. Share Oh, Ashley is Ashley our
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everything is here, but in the other room.
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Ashley, can you hold up the bottle of salty caramel whiskey
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that we found at the Total Wine and more?
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Have you almost drank it all? Total wine and total absolutely.
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She's the drinker, but not today.
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I have this is my. First, she's still look.
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At this look at. This look at this.
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We're supposed to pick Oh my Lord.
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It is. It is more than double the size
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of the bottle you'll get at at the at the Schnucks for it's
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less than double the price, so it's a deal huge 36 dollars.
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Fantastic. What a 10?
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50 folks, and she has. Been doing it, might last about
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a week. Well.
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Now I got to write that down too.
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I forgot about this. What did you forget about?
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All the shit we've been doing. It's been a busy week.
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We're like, what are we going to talk about?
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And now I'm being reminded of all the shit we've done in the
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two weeks I sold you. You're right, I was happy at the
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football now and it's sad just to.
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Drive, I've always worked, Listener I've always.
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Parents like wait wait wait a minute.
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Can we clarify this? She worked very hard but from
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her home, but now I work at a. Commute.
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Now I work even harder, but in the office they've.
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Taken her away from me and I. Don't get this.
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You know what I did bring it up in my one-on-one.
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You know, think of the podcast manager.
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I did not actually bring it up. I did not.
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You should. You should have sent erlink and
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said you need to listen to this and this is impacting our.
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Quality recording time. It actually do you know it is.
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It is because I was so busy and stressed when we last recorded
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that I forgot to mention to you. Do you know what last episode
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was? No, it was episode 69.
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And a lot of good content with Loft.
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We didn't make a single job. Even a single man.
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Disappointment. Wow.
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This is I'm disappointed in this.
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You know Abby's too busy because she didn't even.
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Make a single joke, even a joke. No, she didn't make a joke for
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the day. She was driving to work.
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She was in the left lane and there was a person that was very
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slow in front of her. Yes, she was yelling in her car.
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It's it's hurt. This is the lane for.
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Crime. He was going the speed limit.
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I was like, this is the lane for crime, get over.
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I had never heard that. Oh, that was funny to me.
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That was a new one for me. I never.
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Heard that, I believe so. The next thing when she was
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driving, she's like everyone to work.
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She's going on Saturday of all all day.
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All day. And who does that?
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Unless you're a bank teller. She.
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Was driving now I was making sure she was saving as are you
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in the lane for crime and she said no and I was like OK good,
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stay out of that lane. Yeah, I then immediately went
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over. To the lane OK, all right, well,
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let's my beef I'll. Tell you what my beef is.
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What's the beef? I've realized something.
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Oh, let me hear it. We switched to every other week
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right before pride month and I homophobic of us God.
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How homophobic. Could this be This is not going
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to reflect well on the podcast. Again, disappointment.
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I will be overcome. This we can go back to
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everything just for June. What do Ashley what for?
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Cancelling show? Ashley's cancelling us.
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If she listened, I'd be worried. I don't believe you.
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Oh boy. Actually, actually, you know, I
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take that back. Ashley does listen because I've
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started editing it in the living room.
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So she listens while I edit. So she does actually listen.
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Now she has to. Listen, whether she wanted to or
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not, yes. And that's how we get all of our
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listeners. It's true.
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It is. It's either forcing or bribery.
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You know it's a specialty. Well, true.
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Let's. Put.
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Your sauce. Oh Oh well, I would you have a
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tray into the sauce. Why not?
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Our sauce this week is Taylor's Southern Pride BBQ sauce.
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Thank you Taylors for supporting Pride Month.
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We appreciate with your Southern pride, your.
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Southern pride BBQ? I assume it's normally just a
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southern BBQ sauce and now it's southern pride?
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Absolutely. Good job.
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I don't think I don't think Taylors from North Carolina
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would appreciate. US.
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With our jokes. That's your own fault.
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You makes your choices. You makes your choice for pride.
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That's what you get for for good Google Analytics because they
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came up first when I could put pride sauce.
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You makes your choices. Well, thank you for a gay sauce.
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It's all on. You that's off on their face.
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Well, I got AI got a couple things I remember.
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So I'm going to get back to these things that have to do
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pride month. But real quick, real quick recap
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one, the reason I got that big ass bottle of whiskey is because
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my sisters came over and we had another fast and furious night.
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They do a fast watch the fast and furious movies and then they
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they we do a drinking game. Oh, OK, because neither Sam nor
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I nor Olivia had ever seen any of the fast and furious movies.
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I haven't seen two. I see two.
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We've now seen up to Tokyo Drift.
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I guess was that #3? Or #8.
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It's unclear if it's if it's somewhere between 2:00 and 3:00
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or whatever, but we've watched at least three of them and but
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they've done three. No, I'll tell you one of the one
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of the stipulations on the game for Tokyo Drift was to drink
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every time they drift. And I'll be honest, the game.
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Nearly killed me. OK.
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The movie is called Tokyo Drift. Maybe.
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Who? Who decided?
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That it. Almost killed you and that you
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said you were just by the time you were a third, third or
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fourth away movie through the movie, you decided that the goal
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now was just to stay alive. Yeah, it's true.
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Well, I'll tell you what. You know what?
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Thanks for asking. And I'll tell you what happened.
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I. There is a clarify listeners.
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I have not been invited. Well, I take it back.
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I was invited to the number three.
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I was like. I know you didn't just say that
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you not I literally said you want to come over.
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I was invited to the third movie drinking party, not the first
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two, but I did pass. Away I did.
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One pass away. Yeah, I saw you.
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Know without seeing the first two you might not have gotten
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the concept of the movie. Oh, you think not?
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You think not? You're right.
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It might be tough. I'll.
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Tell. You what it's called what
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happened in the 1st 2 movies. I couldn't tell you what
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happened. Tokyo Drift.
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Other than they drifted and I know because I drank every time.
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So the bottles I took the advantage of staying home with
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with my hubby and having a nice evening.
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With just that lovely. So that was love.
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Well, we, we when we were watching the the first one, I
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had bought a bottle of UV blue. OK, not because I particularly
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enjoy UV blue, but it it because like it's straight, it's cheap
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and I can drink it straight. I don't need a mixer.
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And so it's cheap. I didn't say that.
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I said it's the best thing you can drink straight without a
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mixer. Like not not the best thing, but
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like, you know, a cheaty thing that you can.
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So I can buy that big ass bottle that's over there.
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It's probably 10 bucks at least cheaper than that salty caramel
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so easily. So the point is now this
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actually Harkins back to my college days.
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And listener Emily and listener Taylor can attest to this, that
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that there was a competition once and I won't go into this,
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but I drink my UV blue, but I won.
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That's so bad. So apparently she will.
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Go and do it. But so that's become.
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The the drink, the drink typically, right.
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So I poured myself one red solo cup of nothing but UV.
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I think there was a few ice cubes straight up in there as
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well. And I, I looked at this cup and
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I went that will get me through the movie.
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I say to myself, because the one of the stipulations for the
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movie was drink. Every time they say Dom, that's
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Vin Diesel's character Dom's name.
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OK, Well, approximately like 15 minutes into the movie, there is
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a scene where, like, there's a fight that's about to go on
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outside. And I tell you that they say his
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name. I mean, no less than 15 times.
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Boom boom boom. Boom boom boom boom I.
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I had downed a cup. We are maybe 25 minutes in this
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movie and I have finished it and I am halfway through with second
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glass and I was like we get to a part and sounds like they show
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the gear shift. We have to drink and I go Sam,
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I'll be honest with you right now I have to just focus on not
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dying. That's what I have to do.
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I now things did not get that bad.
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We paced ourselves the Tokyo drift tell the story.
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Ashley, yes, because Ashley had gotten she got some kind of like
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tequila mixed. Yeah, some kind of tequila mixed
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drink. It's like a strawberry Margarita
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sort of thing. Yeah, delicious.
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And it's meant to be drank just as it it's already kind of mixed
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together. And so she had bought 2 bottles
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of this. OK, for the first, for the
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first, for the first show which? Was necessary because of the
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rule. Turns out right.
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Turns out so she. Now it's not a huge bottle, so
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it's not like my salty carpet, but she drinks one entire one
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now. Meanwhile, cut to me and and Sam
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and Olivia are like just fighting for our lives on the
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couch, right? Well, well, she had finished
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one. Now she goes back to the fridge
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because she has to get a refill because the movie is killing us
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because the movie is killing us and and she owes the fridge.
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And there's like a pause. Then also you just hear.
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Which one of you bitches drank my tequila and we all look
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around? Like what the I'm like, I have
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my cup is neon blue. Like what do you mean?
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And we're like. You did.
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Ashley had drank so much tequila she had forgotten that she had
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finished her tequila. Oh my God, God bless her.
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God bless her. That's hilarious when I.
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Drink I forget things when she. When she.
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And I don't know if the listeners can hear.
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Her. It's true they got drunk at the
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Casa Maria. Because the Casa Maria makes
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their margaritas, they Casa Maria.
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Has some of my favorite margaritas.
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They're delicious. They come in and they're.
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Strong. They're strong.
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You get your money's worth of Casa Maria the.
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Other tips that night, luckily. Some Olivia was not only to
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drive, Yeah. Liv had to drive and so we got
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home safe but actually in tank top on over another tank top and
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the first tank top had shifted over and she.
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Said look down and said Sam, why are you telling me my little
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titty was out now? Listener, I just want to be
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clear. The other tank top wasn't
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playing her her. Titties were not hanging out.
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To be clear, titties were out at the customer.
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Radio. That's funny.
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Everybody laughs. So we were drunk.
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Right. I'm with you.
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We're trying to pay. We're bothered.
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Gangling. While we're trying to pay, these
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two are outside yelled about titties.
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Tell us how to come out. There's a ruckus.
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Going on, we come out, they're dying, they're dying.
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Everything. Olivia had to drive us home.
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Olivia's just like this is honest to God bullshit and.
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Then I got to drive and then I think you.
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Guys came back to that as we watched the movie we.
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Did I said fun? Night.
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Somebody drive. Us home, we needed that age gap
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so the rest of us could get home.
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Wait, purposefully, that's what it was.
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I said you guys have two kids and then a DD wait seven years.
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Perfect. So, yeah.
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So, so we had a Fast and furious movie that was fun, a classic.
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Now another another thing you you've been make you've been
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making some some bracelets. Look, I'm wearing it.
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It is a homemade fresh. And it's.
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I can tell. You made it this way.
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Wait, wait. That's was this.
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Took long and hard thought. This this was a lot of thought.
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For us, look how they are. They're very.
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Adorable, but that's. A horde.
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Well, it was upside down, but flower.
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Oh, you're right. This is a pair of titties.
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Heart. Heart originally was a butt,
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right? It was meant to be a butt.
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Oh. I didn't know this.
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Legit what? What?
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Wait, was this before emojis? Emojis, yes.
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I'll tell you. How long has a heart been a
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symbol like that? I mean clearly.
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An emoji land. It looks like a heart you.
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Made me right, but if you put it upside down.
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But she right. But, but you can't put it upside
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down in emoji land. So I didn't put upside down in
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emoji land. Where the fuck is emoji land?
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Right there in your phone. Right there in your.
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Phone How much you guys been drinking?
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No, unfortunately. Oh my God.
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Well. I I'll tell you that that it I
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see that bracelet. Here we go, the drawn hearts of
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the origin is. Debated.
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One theory suggests it's inspired by the shape of a
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female buttocks. I'll be honest, it's it's shaped
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like male buttocks as well. Let's.
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Be honest, buttocks or buttocks. But no, it's not.
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Because women have hips well. True we are in dope.
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I just assumed that it's more like like as the point is at the
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top that maybe maybe the torso is going.
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Off into the distance so far. Maybe it is Mr. Fantastic's
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buttocks. This is it's.
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Stretched away. All that's stretching the frame,
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Mr. Fantastic. Has awesome buttass.
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That's true. What?
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Let's see here. A psychology professor theorized
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that the traditional double lobed hearts symbol on cards and
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candy is inspired by the appearance of a Lowe's buttocks
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from behind. The series based on essential
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literary and speculative evidence, so no.
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Nothing. Nothing.
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Meaning. Nobody knows.
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No, really, no. Especially the fact that the
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heart. Doesn't resemble even closely
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human heart. It's shrewd.
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It's not, but it does resemble A buttock.
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It does resemble a buttock. If you turn.
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Around because Sam and I were making bracelets and she said Oh
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no, no, we were making top letters as well.
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We made some of each. Let's put some pics.
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We made some good ones. I'm up my game.
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They are on and. Now that I can see my game is
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better, we. Did put a Porter upside down and
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it was supposed to be hard, so we went, oh, we just made butts.
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But we left on you. We never.
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What's that stickers on there? It's not coming.
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Nope. It's not, and somebody will
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laugh when they get. It I have terrible news.
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What's your news? My Christy Tamaguchi pen is
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dying. No, I know.
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My my pen from Sam's work never actually works.
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It's terrible. Well, anyway, OK, So what else?
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So I got the bracelets, we got the bracelets covered.
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Post some pics with my bracelets you all tell me if you think
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they look terrible. I didn't say they look terrible.
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I said it looked it looked like it was made with love.
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It did not hand crafted. I'm saying them.
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I know. I'm trying to say if you're hand
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crafted, I could tell that you made it.
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Lots of thought, lots and lots of lots of love over the Yeah,
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she did. I can.
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Tell, I think. I think I had two bracelets made
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before she started. On hers, yeah, because I was
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like. This one's mine.
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When's yours? The one you're gonna keep?
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Like worry, like what do I wanted to look?
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Like I just I just made. I would just personally I would
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just make a bunch and whichever the one I like the most, that's
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the one I. Well, Mayor decided to keep
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everyone she made. I did, I did and then then I
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then I just tore myself away from them and put them in the to
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give. Away and.
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Like I can't get done. Like an addict.
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This one's great. Maybe I'll keep this one.
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Another one. Damn, I like this one too.
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And we're like, listen, listen, the giveaway pile needs to be
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bigger than break. Yeah, yeah.
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So. So how are we gonna make any
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money? This is your dad, your.
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Dad tells Sam, do you do you sell these concerts?
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It sounds like no, they're just giveaways.
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What? How much money are you spending?
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She's like, it's not. About the money, Dad, it's.
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About not the connection, the connection.
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It's about the money a little bit with your father.
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So. So that was pretty.
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Funny. That's good.
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Yeah. We've been hard at work.
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We made 300 bracelets. We mixed up Sammy Kichi Sammy
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bracelets. And then we made 300 top
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loaders, 300 bookmarks, OK. And we put some stickers in
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there. And then this is, and this is
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for what? A local charity situate kids
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concert. In the great city of Chicago.
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Yep, we're going to Wrigley Field and she got a little these
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little zipper pouches and we put everything in there in this
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little giveaway, freaky little pouch.
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We did we. Did is it called?
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Timeline time. I call it a time warp.
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Of a phone. And film does.
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Filling the bags and then it it. Goes like really fast.
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Time lamps, side lamps, OK. It's time jump or time warp
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sometimes. Darn.
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Yeah, I went to sing the song. And I, I think I said time jump.
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And they were like. You went through time in order
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to make. The braces and anyway it's time
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lamps and then OK, this is in the storage OK, so she was
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exactly. The same.
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OK, that's enough. And she's following us.
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And we're sitting at a table and I'm on the end of farthest away
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from the camera, and they're on the two sides.
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And Sam was putting the top loader in the envelope and then
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handing it to shooting him to us.
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And I was adding bracelets and live with adding key chain and
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and I was zipping them. And so, but then when you watch
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it, you know it's fat. It's just, it's like a poker.
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Game but I. Had never seen a a time lapse
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before. I didn't know what they were
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talking about. Maybe seen one that I didn't
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know, you know, when they filmed on the phone what it was going
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to look like. And I was just like, you know,
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working all day, all night. I was kind of uncomfortable and
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I was like. Man, I kind of want to take my
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brow off on on the time lamp. And I went like this.
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I took my hands and I went like this across my chest and I go,
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should I take my problem? They fit the time lamp.
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It'll be kind of funny if you just kind of shoot off the
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sleeve. It's been really funny.
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And they're both like, stop moving your hands across your
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head. They're building this.
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And I went oh, oh, oh. I can only imagine, hey, Can you
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imagine the finished product? Yep, exactly what's your hand is
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your hands frankly holding these bags and then you see my hands
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go across my chest. Well, I in symptoms are being
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zipped and then then the hands. Start.
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So we've watched it when we got that and.
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Then we're laughing a stare. It was pretty good, so that was
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fun. My face of devastation was that
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I remembered something and it has to do with Cry month.
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OK, OK, you got to say it. We're both saying.
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Like emotional on your every, you know, waiting on baby breath
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here. What?
21:25
I've been listening to my audio books, yes, and I've been
21:28
listening to my books. I think I've mentioned it before
21:32
that it's just my little romance novels or whatever, and though,
21:35
and it's about the the town that's full of like the witches
21:38
and all this kind of stuff and they're and they're like.
21:40
In. Carbondale outside of
21:42
Carbondale, just like Carbondale, and nothing ever
21:44
will prepare you to read that in any book.
21:48
Because she had to have gone to. College had to.
21:50
Had to because of them who references.
21:52
Carl, no one's gonna put. In a novel.
21:55
Novel down near Carbon No. No, OK, so that doesn't crack me
21:59
up. Town is very cool, right?
22:01
I gave you the I gave the recap a book for.
22:03
So I I, I was like, everybody reads the.
22:05
Books. And then she gives me a book
22:06
report. I do and I I feel like I've read
22:08
them because I know everything about them.
22:10
But I love it. But I, I've, I was about an hour
22:14
and a half left at book 4 and I was giving you the the update
22:16
because there had been A twist that wasn't twist.
22:18
And while we were on the phone, I went and googled because I was
22:21
like, Oh well, I wonder how many more there are because there's a
22:23
lot. A lot of loose.
22:25
Ends. OK, there's a lot of loose ends
22:29
going on and I go and look it up.
22:32
There's only one more. Oh, so they got, They got to.
22:35
Close that down and tell you 200 pages.
22:39
Let me tell you something. The first one is called
22:42
Payback's Witch. It was lovely. 2 girls got
22:44
together. Pun titles, they're really.
22:46
Cute payback's a bitch. Payback's a witch a.
22:49
Witch, a witch, a witch and the. And the two lovely witches get
22:53
together in the first one. Yes, the whole town's witches.
22:57
OK, like man. Oh listen, I came for the little
23:01
ROM comi kind of stuff. I stayed for the lore.
23:05
The lore is great. It's I nothing could have ever
23:11
prepared me for there to be like a lore and like world building
23:17
and all this kind of stuff. OK, the full series is paybacks
23:20
to which from bad to cursed back in the spell in charms way and
23:24
the and the most recent one, the fifth one that came out last
23:26
September, is rise and divine. Well, that's the last God damn
23:30
once. And are you thinking
23:33
everything's not going to be? Resolved.
23:35
There's no going to be another one.
23:36
It's about you're going to have to wait.
23:37
There's there's like there's said, this is the final.
23:41
There's like what, three different characters that are
23:45
singled that I'm like, OK, obviously they need to have
23:47
stories. And then I see the the main
23:49
character of the fifth one. It's not any of those
23:52
characters. And I was like, wait a minute.
23:55
Well, what about what about Lyndon?
23:57
What about Gareth? What happens to them?
24:00
We'll never know. I mean, maybe we'll know.
24:03
Maybe it's in Rising, but I don't know.
24:06
I'm. I'm devastated.
24:08
I'm devastated. I need more Carbondale witches.
24:11
Where is the rest? Where's the rest day?
24:13
At who? Doesn't need more Carbondale
24:15
witches. But if you need a but if you
24:17
need a gift idea for me, there's a nice five book box head.
24:23
They're cute. They got.
24:24
I already own the first one but I could donate it, sure.
24:28
So you can have a box set. Yeah, but listen, the first one,
24:30
like I said, 2 girls get together and in the 2nd and the
24:33
third one, it's the straighties. And I read 2 straighties to get
24:39
back to the to get back to the lesbians in book four and five,
24:43
expecting there to be more. But there was good lore, so that
24:47
made-up for it. What cause?
24:49
What? Cause oh boy, I don't.
24:56
Know I don't know what the cost is.
24:58
Disappointment. Actually none, because you've
25:00
checked them out from the library.
25:01
Free also in good news, but at what cost?
25:04
OK. What else is the good news?
25:07
Taylor Swift bought back all her albums.
25:08
We can listen to Reputation guilt free again.
25:11
Hooray, I saw that I sent her a message as soon as I heard it.
25:14
She now. How did you get Taylor Swift's
25:24
number? This is what I want to know.
25:26
I actually sent. Abby a message, but then I also
25:29
did did did mess with a good friend a day and told her
25:32
Congrats. I just love you though emoji
25:35
I'm. Not going to name any names.
25:38
I'm not going to name any names. Am I working or nothing like
25:40
that? OK, OK, but.
25:42
I welcome the name Hazel and Mabel.
25:46
Hazel is what we refer to Chet GPS.
25:49
Wait, I know, I know a little girl whose name is actually
25:53
Hazel. Really.
25:54
Absolutely. Well.
25:56
Kindergarten class, East Peoria, IL.
26:03
Social Security number on the line.
26:08
She's only in the kindergarten. She doesn't have a big room 3.
26:16
She doesn't have a Facebook page yet, but confirm do not look
26:22
Hazel. Did we confirm that?
26:25
Did we verify that? I did verify that OK her Mama is
26:30
not letting. Her have a Facebook page.
26:33
I am. I am.
26:34
OK, listen, in degrees of Kevin Bacon, you recall?
26:37
Yeah, I am only three degrees away from Kevin Bacon.
26:43
No Taylor Swift. OK, Kevin.
26:45
Bacon. OK.
26:48
That could be the theater way. You're right.
26:50
I just want to say that I'm making some, I made some moves
26:53
and I am now only three moves away from Taylor Swift.
26:56
All right, people, you don't have to.
26:58
Speculate. All right, so we're waiting to
27:00
hear that. Except for.
27:01
Except for a handful of listeners who already know
27:04
what's the. Next thing on your list.
27:05
No. Well, hold on.
27:07
Good news, but at what cost? Taylor Swift bought got our
27:10
albums, Actually, she said. She's not.
27:14
There is no reputation Taylor's version and it's not coming.
27:19
That's why she put out like What You Made Me Do and with The
27:23
Handmaid's Tale. I I don't you love that she did
27:26
that. That's really cool.
27:27
Love that she did that. Everyone's devastated, but you
27:31
know what I say it's good news because you know what now she
27:33
can do for that new music? Well, you want to hear some.
27:37
No, I mean yes. Is it about Taylor Swift?
27:41
Well, that's the podcast, folks. I don't know about you.
27:46
No, I don't know. About you guys, it's.
27:51
Short this week No she she has finished debut though she's
27:56
already rerecorded, but she doesn't know when she's going to
27:58
release it, which means that the our song Taylor's version.
28:01
Exists in the world Unison I just look forward to new music
28:11
it'll be. Fun.
28:12
My girls love her so. All right, all right.
28:15
Well, and it ties into the Taylor Southern Pride BBQ sauce.
28:18
It sure does. Damn, tied it all back.
28:20
Well, it's another connection. Another connection, another
28:23
connection, and you know what would go on on goes good on
28:25
bacon Taylor. Southern Pride.
28:29
Thank you. Vindicated.
28:31
You should have seen the look she gave me.
28:32
Speaking of pride, Speaking of Pride, I got some things written
28:35
down here. I got a little fun fact for you
28:38
about pride. Did you know that originally
28:41
they were trying to come up with like a slogan or saying back
28:43
when, you know, they were kind of getting the pride movement
28:46
going and they didn't know what they were going to call it,
28:48
right? It wasn't called pride yet,
28:52
obviously. And so the one guy suggested gay
28:56
power. OK, OK, OK.
29:03
And and another, another founder who I don't have his name right
29:06
now because this is a very bad segment, had said, you know, not
29:10
everybody has power, but everyone can have pride in
29:13
themselves. And that's why it was changed to
29:14
pride. But I think we should switch it
29:16
back to gay power because it's the month of gay power, not
29:21
pride, gay power. Why?
29:24
Wouldn't. We why wouldn't we refer to as
29:26
gay power? What's your Ashley?
29:30
I'll I'll repeat it here for our listeners.
29:31
What's your gay power? Gardening.
29:37
Gardening. Gardening.
29:38
She's a Poison Ivy. She is.
29:40
Who is a gay icon? Poison Ivy's dating Harley
29:43
Quinn. That's true.
29:45
Exciting. Oh, I have, actually.
29:49
Which? Look at me.
29:50
I'm segmenting all over this place.
29:52
Nope. Segway.
29:53
Not segmenting. I'm segwaying.
29:55
I'm segmented. Tell you about Pride month.
29:58
OK. Yeah.
29:59
No, I am. You hit me.
30:02
Well, last year during Pride month, we did talk about the
30:05
terrible Pride merchandise. We did that is out there.
30:09
We did do a yes. Did we do it?
30:11
We did a Zodiac yes. It ended up being.
30:14
Hilarious around your your terrible pride work I heard
30:16
about. The best Pride merchandise that
30:20
I've ever seen in my life. Is this?
30:22
Did I send you this? No.
30:23
OK, I don't believe. So go ahead, go ahead.
30:25
So I don't know if you've seen it, yes, but it's the target
30:29
pride. U-Haul.
30:31
U-Haul moving truck. With the lesbian flag, the.
30:34
Two lesbian birds look at them. Yeah, show me.
30:38
Here's our lesbian birds. That's awesome.
30:40
Here's the point. Now I don't know if you
30:42
understand that joke though. I do.
30:45
We've been together for two months.
30:46
Why haven't we moved in? Together yet?
30:48
Yes yes yes they they the lesbian joke.
30:51
Is that that way U-Haul? Now admittedly Ashley and I got
30:55
engaged very quickly, so I won't, I can't say.
30:57
I can't say that checks out. Now we then had a two year
30:59
engagement, so there was at least some time there was time
31:01
there, but we did get engaged, I mean maybe three months after we
31:05
started dating. I supposed to pick this is
31:07
hilarious. This is probably the best prime
31:10
yes I've ever seen and I love it.
31:11
It's hilarious. Now we were sitting at the we
31:14
went to the went to dinner after the show today and we're sitting
31:18
at the table and it's Sam and living mayor and your dad's
31:21
sister. And we're sitting on the table
31:24
and somehow we got to talk about.
31:25
I don't know if we're talking about Pride month or what we
31:26
were talking about. And we were recalling when Liv
31:32
got some kind of message on some kind of device that you could
31:35
also see it on your, OK, on your, I don't know if it was
31:38
your iPod or what it was, you could see it.
31:41
OK. Do you?
31:42
Remember, it was his name was Dylan, and he sent her.
31:45
I really really really really really really really really
31:47
really. Really, really, really like you
31:49
and I've been. Responded slow your old buddy.
31:52
That's a lot of really I don't. Remember this at all?
31:55
Mentally fine you. No, and lives in a room.
31:58
And you were in your room. And also you just hear live
32:00
doll. Have a lot of really later.
32:05
We found out that he he was, he's gay and she's.
32:09
Like so he was emphasizing light.
32:12
Light. And so if I was gay and you guys
32:14
cheered him up and you sang some kind of gay song, but I don't
32:16
remember what it was. Sing some kind of gay song.
32:18
Song it had to work gay and it was really funny, but then you
32:21
made cheer up. But she was OK.
32:23
So we're sitting, we're talking about this.
32:25
And Linton. Says.
32:26
Well. Was it Abby's prom date?
32:30
Didn't he turn out to be gay? Yeah.
32:31
And I said no, that was Abby, turns out.
32:36
You're both gay. You're at base and then we all,
32:42
you're all you fuckers. I tried not to expose it,
32:55
Justin. I just had to expose myself.
33:00
We were having dinner at some going to.
33:04
Have to get a fucking refill. We have to drink my sorrows.
33:13
We had to go. On last time, last show with us.
33:15
For now, yeah. We will be without her next
33:18
season. Where's my fucking spaghetti?
33:20
Where's my where's my goddamn this round butter?
33:23
That's what I have. Where's my pesto ranch?
33:27
This is delicious. It was so delicious.
33:31
Where's my spamoni? Oh, and that was even better.
33:36
It was in the little Mel bowl. It don't make it actually any
33:39
better, but I love what it crystallizes on.
33:42
The edge. Where is it?
33:46
Over. Over in Saint.
33:49
Louis And you know what? That fucker Olivia, let me tell
33:52
you something. Telling you something.
33:55
Now you got me riled up. Now you got me riled up.
33:58
That son of a bitch tagged along with us and when we went to the
34:03
Scotty factory and ruined my chances of sitting.
34:06
On the. Trolley, it's true.
34:08
I've never sat on the trolley, I.
34:10
Have sat me and Bear had the double.
34:12
Date to be are gone. My double date I mean just US 2.
34:15
I get that right. Personally sat in the trolley 3
34:18
times. Oh my God, go down, I told you.
34:20
The. Story about the first time I
34:21
went there. My friends in high.
34:24
School A friends in high school of four of us went and then we
34:26
were going to hockey game at the old Dome, the old Checker Dome
34:30
and we sat in the trolley for the first time, which was my
34:33
first time there and then like here's later I post on Facebook
34:36
that I had was at this old spaghetti factory and the same
34:38
friend comments. I can't believe you're there and
34:41
not like getting authentic Italian on the hill.
34:44
Da da, da, can you like I can't stay in that place and I'm like.
34:47
Dude, you're the one that took me there.
34:49
What are you complaining? About This place is fucking
34:53
fantastic. I will stand for the slander of
34:55
the Old Spaghetti Factory, yeah. I love it.
34:57
I've never seen anything that when it starts with old, that
35:00
it's bad. Old Spaghetti Factory, Old Mr.
35:02
Boston. It's true.
35:06
Mayor's like, where the fuck is old Mr. But but I'll add in old
35:09
Smokey. Oh, Smokey.
35:17
Wow, we're gonna. Click on the update.
35:20
Never get passed on. I got it.
35:24
I got her. That doesn't have it often.
35:27
Oh, rest in peace. Good old days are the truth, but
35:31
rest in peace, Gold. Is our waiter the dude?
35:33
Well, it wasn't our waiter, but the dude who brought the food.
35:35
Oh man, got me so good. That's pre-ordered 4 garlic
35:40
shrimp alfredos and. He brought one.
35:42
Was it the brown brown butter? And he comes on, so make it
35:46
easy. On Sam got a fucking didn't get
35:48
the brown, but a. No.
35:50
We all. It's honey, you've eaten the the
35:53
garlic. Chirp Alfredo.
35:54
It's delicious. It looks delicious.
35:55
Delicious. Yeah, I mean, what?
35:58
Honey. OK, listen, I said, I'll make it
36:01
easy on you. She's the Mazette throw up and
36:03
the rest of us are, you know, the same.
36:06
And you guys OK, I got a Torrellini here, I got AI, got a
36:09
chicken Alfredo, and I'm like, no.
36:12
It's fucking She looks down at the end.
36:16
She goes, well, there's. It's just.
36:20
Grinning the look and I look down and I look, you got me and
36:23
I'm like, you got her good. I didn't appreciate it.
36:25
I was like, kudos. You got me.
36:27
I was. Like I could see the train girl.
36:29
How does this have to do anything with Pride you?
36:32
Know what this was the. Story.
36:34
The show was just. You.
36:35
Well, the show actually has a little gay couple in it anyway,
36:39
and it was just a fight it. Has a gay.
36:42
Go. It was adorable.
36:43
It was. It was.
36:44
Adorable. I love.
36:45
The show you guys would love it. You would No, no, we were
36:48
talking about how she said wasn't Abby's didn't have his
36:52
problem. I.
36:53
See, I understand no. That was Abby.
36:55
But I see. And then I realized.
36:57
Oh yeah, you're right. Her senior one yes, they are
36:59
both gay yes. So that that's what I.
37:01
Had to do, but she got Lenny. Lenny was like, yes, wasn't
37:04
ready, wasn't ready. OK, what's all this on your?
37:06
Well, I got some. I don't know, I wrote down let's
37:09
see how much time we got got left just to make sure we're
37:12
doing fine. OK, I do have this game Scoopoo.
37:15
OK, great. I got a Zodiac if we need it.
37:18
Excellent. So I, I wrote down some some
37:20
some gay icons people may not know about.
37:23
Now, some of these are are people or characters that have
37:27
been confirmed as gay and some of these are happy accidents.
37:31
And now this is these are are gay icons and I so I don't know
37:36
if you're aware, but I just I want to make the people aware.
37:39
Are you aware that Velma from scooby-doo is gay?
37:42
Confirmed. Yeah, confirmed.
37:44
And the most recent animated show, she has a crush on a Yeah
37:48
the girl and didn't. Know that Velma was gay.
37:52
You just weren't paying attention.
37:53
Just weren't. Paying attention, all the clues
37:55
were. There, yes.
37:56
So Yep, I would have to say, yeah, I knew that.
37:59
One. OK.
38:00
Did you know about Jennifer Coolidge Came out this year?
38:04
Legit. Yes, slap her.
38:07
Slap her. We were.
38:09
Just talking about. Her Sam.
38:11
Sam cracked me up. She's awesome.
38:13
Same Cracking up because she had saw she had saw she saw a a
38:18
TikTok of somebody that they were talking about.
38:20
I don't know if you're aware of who JoJo Siwa is.
38:22
Yeah, OK. Can't stand her.
38:24
Well, she came out. She came out as as not gay.
38:30
That was her whole thing. Was it?
38:32
Well, don't. Get.
38:33
Me started. She came out and said turns out
38:36
she's not actually gay. And then Jenna Coolidge comes
38:40
out and says that she is gay and somebody said this was the best
38:43
trade of the draft so far. That was.
38:46
Pretty. Good one 100%.
38:52
That's the. Draft so far, that's.
38:54
Great. Oh my God, that's awesome.
38:58
OK. I love that Paul Rubens.
39:01
Paul Rubens in his post posthumously in his documentary
39:08
about his life and whatnot, he came out that he was had been
39:11
dating a man. He was, he was in the closet.
39:14
He was dating a man who I believe passed away from the
39:17
AIDS epidemic, but he was in the closet because so he could not
39:20
openly say anything about it. So it was very sad, but I
39:25
believe I could see that, Yeah. But yes.
39:27
But yes, he yeah. That's so that makes me very
39:31
sad. I'm not laughing because of Bob
39:34
Roof, it's laughing because of my next one, The Babadook.
39:37
Have you ever heard of this movie?
39:38
What? And she's giggling.
39:42
And she's just the Babadook. The Babadook.
39:45
Was the Babadook. You never heard of it?
39:47
I've heard of. It yeah, yeah, that's the add.
39:57
Family dance there. No, that's.
40:06
No, it's the Mamoose girls. I don't know Gomez has has
40:12
Pugsley. Has to do or pass it into
40:18
manhood. The Mamushka the.
40:29
Dance of brotherly love. We have the knives.
40:36
I had the consonant wrong. She said.
40:39
The Mamushka, the Dance of Brotherly Love is a traditional
40:43
dance performed by the Addams Family.
40:45
It is danced when celebrating something grand.
40:47
It was taught by the Cossacks in the Addams Family now.
40:50
The babushka. It is a Russian old woman or
40:56
grandfather. The Babadook scarf, yes, that's
41:03
why I would never have a little scarf on.
41:04
Like my little babushka Russian. Not a dance with knives, okay?
41:12
Okay, it's cleaning my clothes and she found a scarf.
41:16
I can't the clothes she was sitting my.
41:18
Dad, I said hello. OK, now, Baba Duke the Babadook.
41:26
The Babadook. Is a 2014 horror movie OK,
41:30
that's why about about I don't watch about loss and grief and
41:34
it's actually hails like a very good horror movie, but in 26
41:37
now. Hold on now, hold on.
41:38
I got to tell you the story Now in 2016.
41:41
Oh, from the Babadook. Now, in 2016, Netflix
41:45
accidentally added The Babadook. Towards.
41:48
To its. To its Pride collection.
41:52
And so ever. Since they accidentally added
42:00
the Boba Gus to their pride collection, The Boba Gus on
42:04
Netflix. Burns.
42:05
So it was an. Accident, but ever since the
42:08
bottleneck has been a gang. I thought, yes, she was.
42:11
In the note. What the?
42:15
Hell can't be accident. Now we know that's hilarious.
42:20
Oh man, Oh my God. That's great.
42:24
We went for a Babadook to Babadook and he's.
42:29
Gay Oh man, man, oh man, now that's that's what I had written
42:34
down. There are other there are other
42:36
ones some people say in the Rugrats.
42:40
Do you recall the twins, Phil and yes, Phil and Lil their mom,
42:43
people say was AI can see that a gay eye Cocker.
42:46
She was had the little the feminism on.
42:49
Now she had a husband on the show.
42:52
I don't believe it for one. Second, he was her beer.
42:55
Some other some other gay icons, people had said as I Scroll
43:03
down. The green M&M, sure.
43:06
Or that one OK, is a gay icon. Pedro Pascal.
43:09
Pedro Pascal, You think he's gay?
43:12
I gay or bi? I believe, actually.
43:14
I mean, I don't care. I can see it.
43:16
No some. Of these, he plays a family
43:18
role. Way too well, he's he's very
43:20
he's Yeah. Now, now all these are
43:22
confirmed. OK there.
43:23
But they're gay icons, for example, Mr. Clean, Legit.
43:27
OK, Icon, Mr. Earring. But my earring is on the left.
43:30
Side Yeah, yes, that is a whole big thing.
43:34
Confirmed. Confirmed.
43:36
Some people say Whoopi Goldberg is a gay icon.
43:38
That's fashioned, isn't it? I thought she you know I can't.
43:41
Say I can't say for. Sure, OK, like Juan Sykes,
43:43
she's. She's right.
43:45
Yeah, definitely. She's awesome.
43:47
Our girl Cher, she's a huge supporter.
43:49
Gay Cher Cher Dolly Parton girl Jay icon Cher.
43:55
It's yeah, it's Tran, and we love our girl Cher.
43:59
Dolly Parton, famously straight, but she, she is a well known gay
44:06
icon. You know, of course, Lady Gaga.
44:11
Yes, gay icon. Oh, you ever remember your other
44:14
show Recess? This is Spinelli.
44:17
Spinelli. I can see that.
44:18
Yep, absolutely for sure. Now this one says Peppa Pig.
44:21
Peppa Pig, but that didn't make the list.
44:25
Peppa's too young to even know what's going.
44:27
On BuzzFeed, I don't know, the pink Power Ranger.
44:30
Oh, Cate Blanchett tracks tracks Ursula classic gay icon.
44:37
All right, so you get the idea. Oh, Miss Frizzle.
44:40
Miss Frizzle. Got it.
44:42
Miss Frizzle. So yeah, these are the I'll get
44:44
it. So they.
44:46
Might just be a supporter. But Rice, it's a gay icon.
44:50
They may not be gay. Carmen San Diego, him the Devil
44:55
for Powerpuff Girls. Yeah, icon and gay.
44:59
Yes, Xena, warrior Princess. OK.
45:02
She would make a great icon for sure.
45:04
Who and love Xena. I love her.
45:06
So that's I will call it there. We'll call it there for sure.
45:10
OK woman from Batman Returns. For sure.
45:13
So. So that's what I got.
45:16
Give me what? You're skinny scoop poop.
45:17
That's hilarious. OK, this is kind of a follow up
45:20
from a previous episode last fall.
45:23
OK. And I thought that last fall.
45:25
Legit. We did an episode about, we did
45:29
several episodes about cryptids. OK, right.
45:32
And so the Blackness monster camera, they, they, they
45:37
discovered a camera that was set up 55 years ago.
45:40
What? OK, they, this camera.
45:45
So the Oceanography Center, the United Kingdom's National
45:50
Oceanography Center was testing a sub like a little unmanned
45:55
type of the remote control that was was down in the lock, OK.
46:01
And it uncovered an underwater camera that was set up 55 years
46:05
ago in the hopes of capture capturing a picture.
46:08
Well. Nessie, Nessie Fast.
46:11
Forward, Fast forward your story.
46:13
OK. And and the the sub that it was
46:19
testing was the unmanned Boney Mcbone.
46:22
Face OH. Boney Mcbone, what a connection.
46:25
Fantastic. The sub that was named in the
46:27
I'm. Gonna go ahead and I'm gonna go
46:30
Nate, go ahead and put Boney Mcbone face on the on the list
46:34
of gay icons. Legit, I get to do that.
46:35
I have that out the June 1st. We don't have a picture.
46:38
Of Nessie. But it did.
46:39
Capture a picture of Boney Mcbone there there so.
46:45
That the camera's been down there in this basement for like
46:49
55 years, but. The IT has to have a flash.
46:51
Right, because this is how old these cameras are.
46:52
Yeah, and it was still working. Oh my.
46:56
And somehow it's still dry. Wow, they were kind of amazed
47:00
that they found. That is, that is amazing.
47:03
So that camera's been like for 55 years, hasn't taken a
47:05
picture, no see. No, but it got.
47:07
I tell you what, that's not evidence.
47:09
I don't know. What?
47:10
But I call it pony. Repo face here here.
47:12
I mean, that's, that's a good, that's a good news, bad news.
47:15
I. Thought that was really it's.
47:16
Good, good news. The camera lasted that long.
47:18
Bad news. No, Nessie.
47:20
Well. Yeah.
47:21
I've got I've got a Zodiac. If you're ready, let's do it.
47:24
OK, This Zodiac is what is your pride anthem based on your
47:30
Zodiac size or? That's a good.
47:33
Yes, yes, yes, with it. OK, Aries, Aries, you are Diana
47:39
Ross's. I'm coming out.
47:41
Awesome, excellent, excellent. When Diana Ross released herself
47:46
titled album Diana in 1980, little did she know that the
47:49
second track would eventually become one of the most iconic
47:51
LGBTQ plus anthems in history. I'm Coming Out is an Aries song
47:57
through and through, as the core of the song is about breaking
48:00
free from your fear of being seen as your true self.
48:02
Coming out about 1's gender or sexuality can be terrifying
48:06
prospect, but Aries wants you to own your identity so the people
48:10
who will appreciate you can actually find you awesome. 9
48:12
That's a great song. Who didn't love that?
48:14
Song. Yeah.
48:15
Taurus, you are Shaka Khans. I'm every woman.
48:19
I love that, love that. Song Why is it in mine?
48:21
Taurus got really lucky. That's going.
48:25
That's a good one. Okay, keep going.
48:27
Shaka cuts here with us. Well, yeah, he just said.
48:30
That the same thing. Oh no, leave her.
48:31
Wait, we were. Singing a song we're sitting.
48:33
In the table, Sam and Liver sitting at the kitchen with us.
48:36
We start singing a song Went by the Road, By the Road and Mary
48:39
Samuel. It's like they're.
48:41
In the room with us and we're like, you bitches, that's so
48:44
funny you you went so. Hard.
48:48
I went nice. OK, right, Check a con.
48:50
Nice. That's from Phase and Ferg.
48:52
Phase and Ferg's getting a revival season 5.
48:58
No, I know. I I know who they are.
49:00
I haven't watched a single. Show.
49:01
Oh my God I hate getting that same episode with Chaka Khan.
49:05
What? A line up.
49:06
All right, Torres, sorry. Whether you're singing along to
49:09
the original song by Chaka Khan or the cover by Whitney Houston,
49:13
you can. Yeah.
49:13
You can't help but feel empowered by your femininity and
49:17
overwhelmed by your love for other fans.
49:19
Since Chaka Khan released I'm Every Woman as her debut solo
49:22
single in 1978, she spoke to every queer person and woman,
49:25
trans or otherwise, who deserves to love them themselves and feel
49:28
confident in a patriarchal world.
49:30
Taurus is ruled by Venus, goddess of beauty and love,
49:33
making this a Tauran message to its core.
49:35
Excellent. Excellent, love it.
49:38
Who's next Gemini you are Sam Smith and Kim Petrus unholy
49:43
excellent song On the surface, it's not hard to see why unholy
49:46
would be the LGBTQ plus anthem for chatty and sassy Gemini this
49:50
song that's. True.
49:52
This song not only boomed on TikTok, but it's a duet between
49:55
Sam Smith and Kim Petrus, Gemini's Zodiac sign of the
49:58
twins, which is exemplified by having two separate perspectives
50:01
within the song. Plus, the boundary pushing
50:04
lyrics are all about being the side piece for a wealthy married
50:07
man who hides his true sexuality from his wife.
50:10
Gemini is always willing to entertain your double life and
50:13
will never judge you for whatever you choose to keep hush
50:15
hush. However, that doesn't mean they
50:17
won't call your ass out and write a song about it.
50:22
Yeah, really? He's been trans.
50:24
Yeah, Petrus is the first ugly transgender artist to receive a
50:26
Grammy. Award Wow.
50:27
Good for her, good for her. Fantastic.
50:31
All right cancer. You are Christina Aguilera's
50:34
beautiful Christina Aguilera's monumental tearjerker beautiful
50:38
resonates with any cancer. It's a beautiful song.
50:40
These big hearted souls find something to love in everyone,
50:43
knowing that we are all wonderful, worthy and necessary
50:45
girls of how harshly others may judge us and project project
50:48
their own fear onto US. The music video included a gay
50:51
couple and a transgender person when it was released in 2002,
50:55
resulting in in a GLAD Media Award.
50:58
I don't know what GLAD GLAAD stands for, but you know.
51:02
Plus, who could forget the that iconic scene from Mean Girls in
51:05
which 2 gay to function Damien aggressively sings this song and
51:09
the talent show It's true. Oh man, do you have a GLAAD
51:16
thing? I'm.
51:17
Looking I'm so Sorry I'm slow. Bad Media Award is awards that
51:23
recognize and honor media for their fair, accurate and
51:27
inclusive representations of the lesbian.
51:29
Gay bisecto transit. Good for them.
51:32
Nice, awesome does. It affect their lives.
51:33
All right, OK, cool. Leo you are Madonna's Vogue.
51:36
Oh glorious Leo is. Leo is ruled by the vibrant and
51:42
dazzling Sun, prizing confidence, creativity and
51:44
self-expression. Leo shines with the same sparkle
51:48
and warmth, which is why they want to be seen in all their
51:51
glory. In Madonna's Seminole Vogue
51:53
1990, she speaks to every member of the LGBTQ plus community and
51:57
commands them to cure the Blues by getting up and dancing.
52:00
Yes, after all, the dance floor represents total freedom and
52:03
liberation. And let's be real, Madonna,
52:04
allegedly ally to the queer community, is also the biggest
52:07
Leo whoever has who has ever lived.
52:09
Nice. OK.
52:12
Virgo, you are her boy. Kylie Minogue's Padam padam How
52:17
to pronounce padam padam If you've been to gay clubs
52:28
recently, I. Look to you.
52:31
I look to you because I would probably be the one who would.
52:35
Be most likely to go. Unfortunately, we.
52:37
Have no where we are. So none of that I'm against.
52:40
I'm there. You're going.
52:42
We've been to drag shows. It's true and they're a hoot and
52:46
they're pancake clubs. Play the best music.
52:48
I have no battle. So if you.
52:49
Find one, I'll be there if If you've been to gay clubs
52:53
recently, you've probably heard Kylie Minogue's latest single,
52:55
Padam Padam, which has which always gets the dance floor
52:59
feeling hot, heavy and coquettish.
53:02
You don't know this long I'm. Gonna.
53:03
I don't know you. I don't know.
53:05
You feel coquettish it. Captures the way a mercurize it
53:10
captures the way a Mercury ruled.
53:12
Virgo's attraction is subtle and analytical, but incredibly
53:14
intense. Behind their sheer Nope.
53:19
Behind their shy veneer. Am I saying that veneer shine
53:27
in? Here, shine in here.
53:29
No, it's it's behind there. Sheer than not OK.
53:33
Go ahead, shine in here. We get it.
53:35
I'm. Sorry, Pedantadon gives comments
53:38
to every Virgo with a crush who may be overthinking every move
53:41
and paying too much attention to their quickening heart rate.
53:44
He's laughing. Libra your Lil Nas ex Montero
53:51
Call Me by Your name This sexy song may get you moving at the
53:55
club, but it's. It's hopelessly sentimental at
53:58
its heart, which is so. Libra This song was inspired by
54:01
the romantic drama film Call Me by your Name, one of the first
54:04
gay films Lonos X had ever seen. In this LGBTQ plus anthem, he
54:08
recalls his own challenging experience of loving a man who
54:11
is not out yet. However, he still sees the
54:14
beauty of quote Keeping the love between you 2, which is light
54:18
hearted in the Libra way. After all, Libra is associated
54:21
with a love for one-on-one of relationships, even if it only
54:24
exists in private. I haven't.
54:26
Heard of this own experience. I haven't heard about this
54:29
movie. There is a very famous K pop
54:33
artist that we love, love, love love who loves this movie and
54:38
and has and the theory is that his solo album that he is less
54:45
solo album was kind of based around this.
54:47
And there's a whole whole bunch of clues in it.
54:50
Who's the artist? That would be V.
54:54
My boy V your. Boy VI love.
54:56
Him I saw I saw an artist on this.
54:58
Beautiful voice. Beautiful.
54:59
Voice Anyway, yeah, so I've heard.
55:01
I've heard of this movie I have not watched.
55:03
It I've never done. I have never seen it.
55:04
Yeah, OK. Well.
55:05
I've. Never heard that song, I'll get
55:07
that one to listen to. I've never heard the song.
55:08
That's from his personal experience of it just.
55:10
Gets that? Yeah, it touched the genre, OK.
55:12
Here we go. All right Scorpio, you are
55:14
Bronsky Beat Small Town Boy Scorpio's the Zodiac sign of
55:18
transformation, of blowing up your life and rebuilding a new
55:21
one from the rubble. Coming out in in an environment
55:24
that is unaccepting LGBTQ plus culture can mean leaving behind
55:28
your entire life and starting over through melancholy
55:31
electronic beats that make you want to dance and cry at the
55:33
same time. Small Town Boy by Bronski Beat
55:37
1984 tells the story of a young man who has been disowned by his
55:40
family for being gay. However, he still has faith that
55:42
he will find the love he needs somewhere else, rising from the
55:45
ashes like a phoenix. That hurts my heart to hear
55:52
stories about that like that. Sagittarius, you are Indigo
55:58
Girls closer to fine I. Know they die, girls, I believe,
56:03
I know that. But we certainly are we.
56:07
Are closer to fine. Yeah, we.
56:10
Are fine. So let's say even slevy below.
56:17
And we encourage her by laughing.
56:20
Sagittarius Sagittarius is the Zodiac sign of adventure,
56:23
philosophy, and the hunger for new experiences that that this
56:27
fire sign is no stranger to. Not only is closer defined by
56:30
Indigo Girls 1989 the perfect sing along for long car rides,
56:34
but it also happens to be the be the be all end all of lesbian
56:38
anthems. Oh man, Emily Saliers.
56:42
Saliers. I don't know.
56:45
And Amy Ray's folksy and sentimental acoustic tune was
56:48
featured in the unforgettable road trip episode of The L Word,
56:51
which is a lesbian show. You're not aware, OK, where it
56:54
has woven itself into the LGBTQ plus tapestry till the end of
56:58
time. So.
57:02
Capricorn, that's me, ladies. That's excellent.
57:04
We are Ru Paul's supermodel. That's.
57:07
Fantastic, fantastic. If there's one thing every
57:11
Capricorn can agree on, it's that success requires discipline
57:14
and consistency, which is why you'll never see one settling
57:17
for anything less than being America's Next Drag Superstar.
57:19
Ruth. Ruth Paul's Supermodel 1992 is a
57:26
call for precision and excellence, motivating and
57:29
empowering you to get up and sashay Shantae.
57:31
This song has brought Drag Race to life, tapping into the
57:35
brilliance and creativity that the LGBTQ plus community never
57:38
fails to bring to the table. Love it.
57:42
Aquarius, you are Lady Gagas born this.
57:44
One excellent. That's great.
57:47
If any Zodiac sign prides itself on being authentic and true to
57:50
oneself, it's Aquarius. This innovative and independent
57:54
air sign is terrified of being normal and conforming, which is
57:57
why Lady Gaga's BOP, Born This Way 2011, is aquarium through
58:02
and through. This is the same woman who, when
58:04
asked whether she she quote, had a penis, said maybe I do.
58:08
Would it be so terrible? Right.
58:11
This quickly, Liv asked me of the day.
58:14
Why Aquarius is an air sign And I'm like, beats me because it
58:20
seems like that would be in wars, right?
58:23
But what do you? What do you know?
58:24
Blame the Greeks. What are you gonna do there?
58:26
You. Go Pisces.
58:27
Pisces, you are Fred again And and the blessed Madonna Maria
58:32
we've lost dancing. Oh, I've never heard, and
58:35
neither have I. The dance floor is a sacred
58:37
place to LGBTQ plus community, as the clubs are where they have
58:40
always been able to congregate, release the stress of daily
58:43
life, and let down their guard. And when the clubs were shut
58:46
down during the COVID-19 pandemic, it hit the LGBTQ plus
58:49
community both financially and emotionally.
58:52
Pisces is the last sign in the Zodiac, which is why it's often
58:55
associated with endings and loss.
58:57
Pisces has deep, unwavering empathy, as well as a desire to
59:01
transmute their emotions through creativity, capturing the vibe
59:04
of Fred again in the Blessed Madonna's Deep house Deep dive,
59:09
deep house, deep dive Maria, we've Lost.
59:12
Dancing reminds us to remember all that we've lost, but not
59:16
without pointing us toward hope for a better future.
59:20
That's your Zodiac. That's awesome.
59:23
I was going to tell you that during the show today in During
59:29
and Juliet, there is a part where Juliet's gay best friend,
59:35
his name is May May. OK.
59:37
And this this is a. Jukebox music.
59:39
Also it is there's no original songs.
59:42
They they pull songs that are already out there and most of it
59:46
was from the 90s early 2000s. They did pull a Bon Jovi in from
59:50
maybe like 80s which is awesome. It was all excellent because
59:53
it's all mostly just total bops that you already.
59:56
Know yeah, a lot of Britney. Spears and we're singing along.
59:59
Yeah, it's, it's so great. But there's one part that that
1:00:03
was a little bit heartbreaking and May, like I said, the gay
1:00:06
best friend is sings this. He sings a Britney Spears song,
1:00:12
but the way it's arranged is makes it like heartbreaking.
1:00:17
Because. He sings.
1:00:18
I'm not a girl. I'm not, I'm not.
1:00:20
I'm not a girl. I'm not yet a woman.
1:00:22
It was, it was, and he sings it more, more mournful and.
1:00:28
Oh my, it gave me. Chills.
1:00:29
I literally had chills. Literally had the goosebumps.
1:00:32
Yeah. And it's like, wow, that just
1:00:35
took such a different meaning, you know?
1:00:36
Yeah, the song and it was beautiful.
1:00:39
Beautiful. Really was so.
1:00:42
You'd love to see it. Yeah, it was kind of perfect
1:00:43
that this show was on on, Yeah, June 6th for us.
1:00:46
So I thought it was really very, very cool.
1:00:48
Good choice. Yeah.
1:00:49
We loved it. What was I was I going to tell
1:00:52
you I was going to recommend I was going to recommend a movie
1:00:55
that's excellent for Pride month.
1:00:57
We've all seen it. It's a crowd favorite.
1:00:59
Connie and Carla. Connie and Carla, you're just
1:01:04
not a. Guy here here if.
1:01:06
You have never seen the movie kind of Carla.
1:01:08
It's actually quite old. I don't know when this was May
1:01:11
the 90s maybe? I don't know.
1:01:13
I would guess that the the the lead is, is it NIA?
1:01:18
Mia Vardalis. She's from, she's the lead in My
1:01:21
Big Fat Greek Wedding, if you've seen that, and a lot of people
1:01:23
have seen that one. She's very funny.
1:01:25
And then Toni Collette. Toni Collette, who is hilarious.
1:01:28
Yeah, but she's in Ben and a ton.
1:01:31
Of stuff recently she's been in, she's been in like some horror
1:01:34
stuff. Recently she was in Knives Out
1:01:36
as well. She was, yeah.
1:01:38
So very talented lady, but they they're very funny.
1:01:41
This movie is hilarious. It is absolutely hilarious.
1:01:44
You'll love it. It's so wonderful.
1:01:46
It's just so wholesome and just. It's so ridiculous.
1:01:49
Yeah, it's ridiculous. Yeah.
1:01:51
That it's fine. And so, yeah, if you if you
1:01:53
wanna see a good movie, I recommend Connie.
1:01:56
Connie and Carla. Check it out.
1:01:57
I love it. It's one of my all time.
1:01:58
Faces agreed. That was very good.
1:02:00
We also watched. We did like a double feature
1:02:02
because we watched that and then you and me and Ash watched.
1:02:04
Was it too long Fu or too long Fu?
1:02:06
What? Yeah.
1:02:09
To Wong Fu, thanks for everything, Julie Newmar.
1:02:12
It is so fun. It's fantastic.
1:02:15
Patrick Swayze in drag is all set because it's beyond.
1:02:20
Wesley Snipes. Wesley Snipes Not not an
1:02:23
attractive woman, but. And John Leguizamo, John.
1:02:26
Yeah, they are absolutely hilarious.
1:02:28
Very good. It really is.
1:02:30
That was a delight as. Well, and we all know who Julie
1:02:32
Newmar is, right? Of course, we all know who
1:02:35
Julian Newmar is. Just checking Julian Newmar,
1:02:38
American actress, singer, dancer, writer, model and real
1:02:42
estate investor. Yeah, who had Who was one of the
1:02:46
girls in Seven Brides for Seven Brothers movie?
1:02:49
And. Cat Woman.
1:02:51
She plays Dorcas. She's Dorcas and seven brothers
1:02:56
and she's the original. The original.
1:02:59
Cat woman on the. TV series.
1:03:01
The best, yes. If everybody knew that American
1:03:10
actor, singer, dancer, writer, model and real.
1:03:11
Estate. It's important to share this
1:03:14
information, yeah. That movie is actually a
1:03:17
delight, and you'll love delight.
1:03:19
Check it out. It's both of those kind of
1:03:21
Gorilla and Tu Wong Foo. Just look up Tu Wong Foo.
1:03:24
You'll find it. Yeah, you'll find it.
1:03:26
You'll just I had not seen this and they showed it to me and
1:03:30
Patrick Swayze is so wonderful in this movie and I would never
1:03:36
have thought that he would play that part.
1:03:38
So so so so all. Three of them are great.
1:03:40
They are so wonderful. No, but it.
1:03:43
Shows his range it. Shows you how wonderful Patrick
1:03:47
Swayze really was. Now I do have just just a great
1:03:51
movie. I guess some bad news did you
1:03:52
that Julie Newmar has Charcot Marie Tooth Syndrome, also known
1:03:55
as CMTA, hereditary neurological disorder that affects the nerves
1:03:59
and the limbs and arms. It can cause muscle weakness,
1:04:02
loss of function and a high stepage gait.
1:04:06
How old is she? She's got to be up there.
1:04:07
Yeah. 9191 Born 1933, Yeah. Oh.
1:04:13
She's older than my dad. She was.
1:04:14
So she's 511. Yes, yeah, she's tall as hell.
1:04:17
This woman is statuesque. Yes, I'm telling you what.
1:04:20
That's why she looks so great as Catwoman.
1:04:22
You put her in that tight cat suit, those long.
1:04:24
Legs, she looks amazing. Beautiful lady.
1:04:26
Jay Icon. Yeah.
1:04:27
Jay Icon. Yeah.
1:04:28
Legit. Yeah, it's true.
1:04:30
Incredible. Yep.
1:04:32
OK, so you got anything else on your?
1:04:33
List or did we cover it all? I think we have covered it all.
1:04:37
We've. Been from A-Z and back maybe?
1:04:40
We. Have.
1:04:41
Oh, you know what I've been wanting to ask?
1:04:43
You this question. Oh, OK.
1:04:44
I've been wanting to ask you this.
1:04:45
This is this is a deep, deep question.
1:04:47
If you could do a death scene, what would you do?
1:04:51
How would you play your death scene?
1:04:53
Oh my. Dramatically.
1:04:54
Well, you're supposed to play. OK, wait, wait, would you pick?
1:04:58
The implement of your destruction.
1:05:00
Like that's what I'm wondering you.
1:05:02
Get to play our. Well, I'll tell you.
1:05:04
However it is, however it is, I'm gonna die.
1:05:06
It's probably, it's gotta be. It's in a show now.
1:05:08
I don't wanna die like this in real life.
1:05:10
OK. OK.
1:05:10
Yeah, it's ATV. Show but OK, I think I get
1:05:12
stabbed. We'll say ATV Show I get stabbed
1:05:14
once and it's a fatal. Wound OK.
1:05:17
The knife is in me. We don't only want one stabbing.
1:05:19
I agree. I don't want like one stab.
1:05:21
It's a fatal wound. Yes, but it takes me a while.
1:05:23
OK, so every to the so the whatever the movie, the show,
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whatever. You keep thinking I've died, but
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you haven't, and it's froze. But this and another thing.
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Take care of tons for me. And she tries to die.
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It's such a slow bleed out. Yes.
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Like it's like you see like a kalasa at the counter and then
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you see a hand shoot up like. Killers just staying there
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waiting like you gotta fucking die or not.
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Yes, you know, some people do the the, the slow lean over and
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no, I think some people do just like the the, the quiet last
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breath out. They're gone.
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You know, some people. I have to think about this a
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lot. I, I want, I want the scene from
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Columbo, the actress that she's getting older and.
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Columbo doesn't really narrow it down.
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It's murder. It's a murder, OK, because.
1:06:22
It's a lumbo. Columbo, OK and and we know in
1:06:27
Columbo we always know. Who does it?
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It's an actress and she dies beautifully in her bed, in her
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sleep, and she's supposedly in her sleep, beautifully quaffed.
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Won't like out. Maybe in her bed.
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She's done up to the nine. Yeah.
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In her bed. In bed.
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No. Bed.
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No. Absolutely no bed.
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Maybe. Maybe.
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Maybe. Death by Bunny.
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Monty Python. No.
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That seems terrible. But I got to tell you, if I'm
1:06:57
going to show and I'm going to have a death scene, my death
1:07:00
isn't going to be like, get the. Fuck off, me motherfucker, to go
1:07:05
see me fighting for the death. Arms are going to be flailing.
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Get away and get away. Get off, get off.
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I'm kicking people in the balls. You know it.
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Fight. You're making sure you have DNA
1:07:15
under your fingernails. I'm scratching.
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I'm not going out without a fight.
1:07:18
You want you want some defensive worms legit.
1:07:22
Now let me tell you something. Or you want the attacker.
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There's going to be no slow. Slow.
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Death. Mine's going to be funny.
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It's going to be like, if I was getting shot, I would get shot,
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you know? Every time.
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Every time. Dramatically flames your body in
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the opposite train. Yes.
1:07:38
It's a bully would take. Her I've shot the back, I get
1:07:44
shot the. Now I will tell you I just
1:07:48
looked up a quick funny death in history just.
1:07:50
And it's on a funny. Achilles, I had to look this up.
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AESCHYLUS. OK, Greek.
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All right. Achilles, OK was allegedly
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killed by an eagle dropping a tortoise on his bald head.
1:08:03
Have. You ever heard this story?
1:08:06
Like it or not, story all the stories of the girl.
1:08:09
She's heard this one. Oh, Christopus, a philosopher,
1:08:13
is said to have died from laughter after seeing a donkey
1:08:15
eat figs. I think he'd definitely never
1:08:17
seen a killer's diet with. The end of the dirt.
1:08:21
There's some kind of moral around.
1:08:23
That and getting hit in the head of a tortoise.
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Yeah. I guess.
1:08:27
Right. Pyrus of the Pyrus of a Pyrus
1:08:31
may have been killed by an old woman throwing a shingle from a
1:08:34
balcony onto his head. Known as the Flying.
1:08:40
Oh well. This is Franz Reichold, known as
1:08:43
the Flying Tailor, famously died testing an early wingsuit.
1:08:48
Oh damn, yeah. Those wingsuits don't get you
1:08:51
every time. That was a fail that wingsuit
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didn't. He didn't work.
1:08:55
He didn't bounce. He was more More details on
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Achilles, who was killed by the eagle.
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This ancient Greek playwright was reportedly killed by an
1:09:04
eagle that mistook his bald head for a rock and dropped a
1:09:07
tortoise on it. Because he was trying to get his
1:09:09
yes. I I knew I had heard that.
1:09:11
I damn. Yeah, that's intentional.
1:09:13
That's. Harsh.
1:09:15
That's. Harsh, harsh, harsh.
1:09:17
Wow. I wonder if the eagle was able
1:09:19
to sweep, swoop down, and then eat the turtle.
1:09:21
Because I wonder if the turtle. Broke open, I bet.
1:09:23
Well, I'll tell you what Broke's open.
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Yeah, yeah, he had a snack either way.
1:09:28
Either. Way no that's.
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A bird of prey. That's that's.
1:09:32
True. Yes, it is.
1:09:32
All right. Well, how about you guys?
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We have this. I'm gonna need some serious.
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Beef, Absolutely, and some serious tortoise.
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No. Bye bye.
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Bye.