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166: Q&A - Slimming Beaters · Wine & Audacity

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: M m, my, nigga, did you just stopped the stopped
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: the time and then restarted, because that's my thing. Nigga,
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: You wasn't on your job.
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: How about that typical nigga? How you like them apples?
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: What I was watching them clips last night?
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: You was talking hell of Ship and.
• 0:30
  Speaker 3: The Cold Cash Ship.
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: So it wasn't just ni. First of all, you nigga
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: was nigga popped the v A had a rain bull
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: with Nigga has.
• 0:40
  Speaker 3: Some wings for the first time when on the other
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: day another day it worked because the other day, Yeah,
• 0:49
  Speaker 3: it worked because somebody fa teats appreciation. They bought and
• 0:53
  Speaker 3: they they bought us like juices and shipped. Yeah, yah,
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: I ain't on purpose. You're like, yeah, my v A
• 1:03
  Speaker 3: drink splash splashes. I ain't drinking. I just felt like
• 1:08
  Speaker 3: I felt like I was drinking souper exactly. Spot m hmm, Like.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: Who's that man that started rule with the table when
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: you gonna answered.
• 1:23
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not going on over here for phone dries,
• 1:29
  Speaker 4: white people making cheese.
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: Same sense. Now back to this this shady ass nigga.
• 1:40
  Speaker 1: What shady you was, nigga? No nigga shady boots. Why shady.
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: Why you was coming at people. I'm prompted, not just me,
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: it was me and show you.
• 1:53
  Speaker 5: Said, listen, heathen, I know raised you better than that.
• 2:00
  Speaker 3: I'm a heathen.
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: A heathen, that's say.
• 2:03
  Speaker 4: It with me, blasts that you are.
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: You are child.
• 2:10
  Speaker 4: I get my knowledge, my heathenism, your hedonism, I said, heathen, bitch,
• 2:17
  Speaker 4: don't start with me, and I ain't about to turn
• 2:24
  Speaker 4: on me like bad cheese today.
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: Don't worry, friend, I know you're deuced in dangerous What
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: the fuck.
• 2:38
  Speaker 3: Yet I show up?
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: I got the episode tight on.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: It's so disgusting it squeeps across America. Jesus now, but
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: before we do that, my name is Brandi's card and
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: these are my niggas. And I said that backwards to
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: this episode of Wild and Audacity the podcast, and it
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: is very, very very dreary Saturday. I'm your host, Brandes's
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: card and I'm doing by two one of my favorite
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: people in the borough. How you're feeling this.
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: I'm just here so I don't get fined.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: This nigga.
• 3:12
  Speaker 3: Apparently you know, apparently I'm a whole like I'm a
• 3:15
  Speaker 3: whole palm tree. You are because play shade.
• 3:18
  Speaker 4: Every well ok we met not too much with my
• 3:24
  Speaker 4: puff nick. Oh sorry, sorry I got ship to do.
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: Sorry I forgot you had to make sure that they attached. Yeah,
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: oh this bitch bit down.
• 3:31
  Speaker 3: I ain't going to Okay, I got shipp they.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: Get the sane I'm saying, m hmm, the way I
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: fall sep bubble chair every week. Every week when I
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: get my hand cut, he put that that hand vibrated.
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: Massage the things.
• 3:51
  Speaker 3: I like vibrators.
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: No, nigga, he didn't have a rose. It's like it's
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: an actual hand. Yeah, it's something he attached it back.
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about us. It's not a rolls. It's the
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: actual hand. It's just holding it like this with.
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: A tongue on it.
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's disgusting. My god, yeah, my god. Today.
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: No, but for the non, I don't go. I don't.
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: I don't go to the freaky ball with that.
• 4:28
  Speaker 3: Said, the whole hand. Get kidding your high five?
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: So how freaky barber on on w on the socials?
• 4:43
  Speaker 4: Is that the one with the chicks that that be
• 4:45
  Speaker 4: turking doing while they're getting their hair cut.
• 4:47
  Speaker 5: That's why y'all niggas hairdline be sucked up.
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: Well, because a.
• 4:50
  Speaker 4: Big booty, big booty Barbara and then with the cheeks
• 4:54
  Speaker 4: clapping while you're supposed to getting the line up.
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: I was actually about y'a. Wouldn't watch it because it's
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: one of the modes. But he cuts, hey and nude.
• 5:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, I ain't never seen him. I saw the one
• 5:03
  Speaker 4: when he was getting his head cut and he was getting.
• 5:04
  Speaker 2: A blow joke. Well, yeah, but the baby, the things.
• 5:07
  Speaker 5: You see on Twitter at two o'clock in the morning,
• 5:09
  Speaker 5: I got to go to bed.
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: But no, he's a he's a new I think his
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: name is the new barber, and he actually cuts. He
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: has a private studio, of course, and this ship in
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: the barber shop with twelve other barbers line the next
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: to you. Your balls just out swinging in the breeze,
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: just swinging, just just a swinging ball flakes going everywhere.
• 5:24
  Speaker 5: And I hate to tell you some of your boyfriends
• 5:26
  Speaker 5: be here.
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, you know when you know, when
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: when fellas get their head cut, it's an intimate thing
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: because the barber will be up on you like this.
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: So how the family doing Man's cool.
• 5:38
  Speaker 5: Just nut juice just right here.
• 5:41
  Speaker 3: That's a whole lot, a whole lot of I could
• 5:44
  Speaker 3: I couldn't go to No Bubble shop. But then like
• 5:46
  Speaker 3: then it's like, oh nigga just in there like.
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: Dick this on you.
• 5:52
  Speaker 6: Doing?
• 5:52
  Speaker 3: Man, my nig.
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: I don't like uninvited Dick's people.
• 5:57
  Speaker 3: You're in the lineup and then ye.
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: Hold on, let me let me get the line in
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: front of them, all right, so right, yeah, it's.
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: Of course because it's only fans content. They you know,
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: they start juggling twists and berries and next t that
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: they be in the chair.
• 6:18
  Speaker 3: Fucking interesting.
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: You found me, you found your I ain't mad at it,
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: but I'm sorry. It's too many sharp instruments around for me,
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: and clippers with sharp blades and ship.
• 6:33
  Speaker 4: Folks, young baby. But listen, it's just like see what
• 6:40
  Speaker 4: I could do, bangs. I gotta kid about the couch
• 6:44
  Speaker 4: crush water. I can crush watermelons with my with my thighs.
• 6:48
  Speaker 4: I can step in some ground beef, some jelly fruit.
• 6:54
  Speaker 4: Somebody gonna pay for it. I got nice feet. So
• 6:59
  Speaker 4: my age fat gotten got a new h track system.
• 7:01
  Speaker 4: This past week, Joy's being at home in his house.
• 7:06
  Speaker 4: I said, it's compared to any other time.
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: No nigga was actually cold in my house and the
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: THRM step was on seventy two. I said, oh this
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: is I've been there, Like.
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: You are right, you got high flashes. It's cold in here.
• 7:17
  Speaker 3: He was like, is it?
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: I'm always high, always always high in the wintertime.
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: I have a cold one. It's just open, you know,
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: steam coming off the top of his fucking he hasn't
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: happened in several years.
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: That was some funny entertaining ship doing.
• 7:33
  Speaker 3: I tell you that. I said, he's sizzling.
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: Fuck you.
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: So I got the new intrack and started this past
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: Wednesday and I was working. You know, I had on
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: I had on basketball shorts because why would I wear
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: actual clothes in my house? And you know, after they left,
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: you know, I was like, my flexs is cold. The
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: was on seventy one. I said, mm hmm, this a
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: new dude.
• 8:01
  Speaker 4: Hey, you gotta remember that you on one floor. You
• 8:04
  Speaker 4: got a condos, So everything your stuff going all to
• 8:07
  Speaker 4: make me like it's cold down here, and then upstairs
• 8:12
  Speaker 4: it's like.
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: It's all a little warm my head.
• 8:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I turned a little fan on upstairs.
• 8:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yam, your Brandon'll be like, yo, what's this? What
• 8:18
  Speaker 3: I was I wasn't feeling for this loan.
• 8:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, DMN, you'll be gen Bil probably gonna go down
• 8:26
  Speaker 4: because you ain't gonna have to tell ye on sixty.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: Two on freeze and the US never goes below sixty nine,
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: and that's when I'm sleeping. Okay, you know technology, you
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: know I can pull up the act hold on ship.
• 8:44
  Speaker 3: He said, it never goes below sixty nine.
• 8:47
  Speaker 4: She just she said, said sixty nine. Sixty nine was
• 8:51
  Speaker 4: a very good year.
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: I forgot. I got a new phone, so, yeah, I'm
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: not on showing this spot file no more.
• 8:59
  Speaker 3: He got a new phone.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I need a new phone, a new Apple Watch too.
• 9:03
  Speaker 5: Oh you fancy what?
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to pay to get my battery replaced
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: on my iPhone fourteen again?
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: So I was like, and it's.
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: With a new fucking phone that Apple Watch is my
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: bill is cheaper than what it was before.
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: What damn my bill?
• 9:19
  Speaker 4: Let me go look because I need a new phone.
• 9:21
  Speaker 4: I still got to fourteen and they on the seventy
• 9:23
  Speaker 4: three right now? Damn man, what you get to seventeen
• 9:26
  Speaker 4: seventeen seventeen pro mm? I was like, how did I
• 9:29
  Speaker 4: get this work next? Because I need a big phone.
• 9:31
  Speaker 4: I don't know why I need a big well.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: I think I might have downgraded my plans. Do you
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: she does, squeam. So I downgraded my cellular plan.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't get the top tier one because I don't
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: be traveling like that in the international, calling in Canada,
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: in Mexico because nigga, I'm they'll take me for day
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: to drive the fucking Mexico.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: So I got the next level.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: Damn the Apple, that's all I really got on my
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: phone from its max.
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: My bill was. I was like, this bill cheaper than
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: what I had before.
• 10:02
  Speaker 4: I think I got two paying s left on the
• 10:04
  Speaker 4: boy phone. I meant to pay it off. I was like, oh,
• 10:06
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go a little bit of money on his
• 10:08
  Speaker 4: damn phone. I'll pay it off next week. Yeah, man,
• 10:10
  Speaker 4: and then I'm probably gonna turn around and get I
• 10:12
  Speaker 4: need it's it's it's probably time for me to upgrade.
• 10:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: I had this fourteen since it came out. Yeah, I
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: usually get a new phone.
• 10:18
  Speaker 4: Everything I said to this one, Yeah, it just started acting.
• 10:22
  Speaker 4: It must have heard me every three to four years
• 10:25
  Speaker 4: to try to up You know, they be listening.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: But I know with my phone, the battery, Like if
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: I keep my phone off the charge it for maybe
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: three four hours. The battery will go from a full
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: charge down to like eighteen percent and literally two or
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: three hours.
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: Mine starting mine not staying charged like that either I noticed,
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: I've noticed it.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: I could be on my phone or have my phone
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: playing music at work all day. I'll charge it in
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: the morning. I wanted to charge against it like two
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: or three in the afternoon, and it'll be done at
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: like twenty percent.
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: Got you, I'm like, damn, okay, new battery.
• 10:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, I might just get everything situated with the boy.
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: I probably all us all that's for me, so no
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: ask me.
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: Up. And it was hot at outside.
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the good old days.
• 11:08
  Speaker 4: I take that heat back to day, especially with my
• 11:11
  Speaker 4: whole thigh fit to be out in this damn dress
• 11:13
  Speaker 4: I got to put on for this party.
• 11:16
  Speaker 5: Well it come up to right above my knee. But
• 11:19
  Speaker 5: still okay, okay, legs all out here looking at the witch.
• 11:23
  Speaker 5: Bitch you ready for titty is gonna be sitting up
• 11:25
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: You don't want that.
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: I don't put that thing one of the store yesterday
• 11:30
  Speaker 4: I said, I ain't even got my gook bro on. Okay,
• 11:34
  Speaker 4: you had to put some tape on these things tap
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: them together, medium sized titty problems, y'all. I'm trying to
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: get rid of mine, and it's ongoing process. I just
• 11:47
  Speaker 4: want to get rid of my stomach. I'm sick of
• 11:49
  Speaker 4: spanks and I had to suck thing and to get
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: that dress on. I was at the store, like, excuse me, miss,
• 11:54
  Speaker 4: can you come zip this up for me so I
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: can make sure fit foally the god damn store. Get
• 11:57
  Speaker 4: all the way home trying to zip it up in
• 11:58
  Speaker 4: the door zip.
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: She came baking.
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: It's like okay, and then her I guess her. I
• 12:02
  Speaker 4: don't know if there was a daughter or what she
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: was like. She said, I pulled the tap, you pull
• 12:06
  Speaker 4: you pulled the zip up. I said, you're taking too
• 12:08
  Speaker 4: of your bitchesses just dressed up all saying to me
• 12:11
  Speaker 4: right now, that's too big. I got my ask in
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: the dress. It was this big ass back of mine.
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: I said, I'm trying one with the other spanks. I'll
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: try to do the spink that won't pull all this.
• 12:31
  Speaker 7: If men had to wear spanks some minutes just out here,
• 12:37
  Speaker 7: that's that's wearing some in the web spanks, you just
• 12:40
  Speaker 7: don't know they got mot I'm getting the house and
• 12:44
  Speaker 7: we were gonna do.
• 12:45
  Speaker 4: And I pop up my spanks and you pop out
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: your spanks.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: Nigga, that's the episode tight slim and beatings.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Lord y'all a slimming beaters.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: Sounds like you got.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: Indeed, But that's the cheek off for us.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: For guys, when you get your wife beats on your
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: the t shirts out the pack and they fresh them
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: things fit like.
• 13:17
  Speaker 5: They put one on one.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, don't you be slim thick? I'm sucked the thing
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: stretched out yet. Hell yeah, that's a good thing about
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: getting new beats from undershirts.
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: Think that's how I feel.
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: What I buy new taptops, I get it.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Pull my new high waisted drawers, I pull them up.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: The only thing about the only thing about wearing drawers
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: as dudes, that you got to make sure you got
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: the space for your balls because if them things, god,
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: them things be picking out.
• 13:48
  Speaker 6: No.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: No, for women, the issue if your DAWs is too small,
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: the lips they shift and they go right.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: That's for us. That's why I'm not a fan of
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: I can't say thing for us to just that's why
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of Throne. I put a thought
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: on what day to wear something.
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I'm about to just go drawer slipping, like,
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: I ain't even do it. I can't be.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Holding just.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: You shifting trying to get him, get him back in here,
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: and the slide.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: Oh man.
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, that's not comfortable. That's that's very,
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: very very uncomfortable.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad.
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: I had a body don't order dress. I would to
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: work the other day. I was standing there talking. I
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: forgot what I was. I just went and motherfuckers are
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: the shifting to the side of flight. There's a bunch
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: of weapon here, y'all. I've been in the office and
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: been and stepped the wrong one. Had to run right
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: to the bathroom and unstrap everything. And the man re
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: shifting pull ship back up.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ye ship like that. I said, Oh, here we go.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: I don't understand that ship down like you don't understand,
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: Like you sit down wrong and then they shift on
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: the wrong side and you're sitting on your ball. It's like,
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: what the don't let.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: The wire pop out your damn bro and you somewhere
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: I'm like, it happened to me with underwe for boxes.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Somebody did hold your balls up today. It's like every
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: understick the days school. Yeah, somebody did a video.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: I thought Sasha Coin made ball Bros.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: I've seen the video and they had just just sitting
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: there like titties. Dude likes uncomfortable. It's like a cup
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: without a cup, bro.
• 15:37
  Speaker 6: Like this.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, no what that? Mm hmmm.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: The conversations we have on this podcast, that's you can
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: see a variant. Yep, good times you ready for tomorrow?
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Braid about to have me head thoughting.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: They're supposed to start raining when we get to brunch,
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: so hopefully it's stops period.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Ready.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Oh ship the nigga nails shining, be in trouble. Mm hmmm.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: They're trying to get me.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: They don't try to, am I taking you on the
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: sapphic parties trying to get me? You will be fine?
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Trying to take my virginity. At that time, Brandon left
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: me at the ball to go to the bathroom. She
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: was trying to get me.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Boy, had to have agendity to get to tuck y bitch.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: She's trying to get you doing my little two step
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: with my two drinks, my.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Two for one drinks. So my god, damn hed, what's
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: your name is? My name is Oh yep, you don't
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: know nothing about that.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: Brandon.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: He was trying to get my coach, was trying to
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: love me long time.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: What's your name?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Cool douche and dangerous to keep me. But that's us,
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: that's not that's not youall. What you need to do
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: clean it out. Gonna be the first time.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Brandy came out of the bathroom, I said, you are
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: no longer allowed to leave me alone. I will come
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: standing in front of the bad.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Trying to get me branded.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: You will be okay. I'm excited.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: You know she's gonna pull you know, she gonna you know,
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: she probably figure she might have to pull out the
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: big guns, the twelve, hold on back, let's go had flesh,
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: and I'll be fleshed like very much.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: You won't even feel the different.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Bullship.
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: She said.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I want to be a clean pie. You can't.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Ship. Just put some clean heling up there. Water that water.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: So now, no, thank you, this will come out.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: And so the second, the second of Wednesday in June.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: But we're recording this one more day weekend. And for
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: those of y'all that aren't in all the black Modes
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: is in d C for Pride weekend. I had plans
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: to be outside today on this glorious Saturday, but you know.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Well that.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: But I'm also responsible to a fault, so I gotta
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: take care of the ship before I go out. So
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: today is laundry and mel prep and water in the
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: plant to make sure the house is good so I
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: could be out all day tomorrow.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Order this stuff to make this buffalo.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was excited.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Look, I can get you joink when I come home
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: because I got to make buffalo.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Chicken for my day.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: We're doing honeymoon chicken after we leave the festiv that
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: you'll find out tomorrow it's delicious.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he just he just sounded like a royal pemp
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: the festivities.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you think you need, baby, be gonna make
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: sure you get.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: This? Okay, said, who what's that you worry about?
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: It?
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: You gonna find out.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: You're gonna find out, baby, Sorry, I found it. Go ahead,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: look up that menu whatever you want to.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Just stop.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: You can get.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Hate whenever you want. I'm just a scroll and your.
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: One time I was like, okay, that was.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: You had?
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: What was it? I don't think I had.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: You did when we went to the place where we
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: had the bone marrow.
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: Ca.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was cavio on top of caveo.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: On top of the was the bone marrow, the bone
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: marrow dip. No, the bone marrow dip had crabed meat
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: in it.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: The cave y'all came with the little No, that was
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: the beef. I tried cavy auntie house.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: We had a girl's day vision board thing over her
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: house and she had some and I tried it on
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: a Particio ship. I was like, I mean I would
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: have eat it again, but okay, and it was all,
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: you know, get to popp it in your mouth. I
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: was like, this is I'm not not used to that.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: That's what I kind of reminded you of because I've
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: been on It.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Was like.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: It's supposed to do that. But it was good on
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: top of the beef targe.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: The beef talk all wasn't It was a little bit
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: of cavy that came with the beef tall. Okay, that's
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: something I wouldn't try it again, but I tried it
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: because I was like, I bring this in this band.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: As I thought I was like I thought I was
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: gonna be feeling like I was biting the tool.
• 20:52
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: I was just taking a steak board was.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: Like, wait a minute, Brandy moved, but it wasn't me
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: when I go out ordered by myself.
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: No.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: We talked about the restaurant hand in town called True
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Chesapeake Oyster Company, And you know when I go, it's
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: a bone marrow and crab dip. And what they do
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: is they saw the bone in half, they melt the
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: marrow on the inside, and then they mix it. They
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: mixed like a dip to turn into a hot season.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: And then they mixed crab meat in it and they
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: put it back in the bone and serve it to
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: you with some breeze. Two of those, like I said,
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: we did.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: I said that.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: M okay, that was tasting that that was That was
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: the beef.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: That was my first time having a beef tal ta.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: The one time I went before. I went with Charlotte
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, yeah, this is delicious.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I take a gander at the menu. Come on,
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: you don take a gander chicken.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: You know we're not supposed that food to the table, right.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: I know that you shouldn't have brought it up.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: So it's me and huh.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: You did? You did.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. You will find out the sure.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Hey y'all, time for question in a week segment? Oh
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, we late, sorry being venita, I no tcs.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: That's a time of see.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Then we always you always introduced us your niggas, right, But.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: I didn't say welcome to our four Spanish followers.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: You know your mind?
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: A hey y'all? Oh oh not so I gotta pull
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: up the soundboard.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: They figured it out, bomb.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: It's twenty two.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the question that the segment of the show,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: and then the Question of the Week segment of the show.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I scoured the interwebs mm hmm so many of them,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: but the intwebs it's just code for my TikTok fip
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: because I'll be coming across some story.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Save in our group chat and pulled them to read
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: on the show for y'all niggas.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: So you're ready to get into the question of the week, Yeah, okay,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: can can well question a week time? I'm ready give
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: me your most unhinge conversation starter. I'm not talking about
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: how's the weather, but a line that starts the conversation
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: on matter the settings about to be un What if
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: headphones had a little tongue that licked your ear when
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: the battery was low.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Ill voice is ill? That just gave me anxiety. Lattery that, Oh,
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: that just gave me anxiety. My ad just started itching
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: your battery now, Oh my god, I don't like that.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Phones and ship like that.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Stick that tongue in my ear. One time, I was like, oh,
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: I hope it tastes like battery acid.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Get away from me.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but that's what I was.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Charge like matter.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Thought midway to sum I know.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: It was de listens. I never wear earphones again. Yeah, bready,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: you know that's the right.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: That's diabolical as because you.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: See even Chase itching.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: That's funny. Oh he tries to swallow her words and
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: taste her thoughts. Oh I had to do that. You
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: did it took the whole.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: And I was like, that's not try it now, nibbling
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: on the little kissing you know.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: No, he stuck his hold, got got ankles on your shoulder,
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: and then you just.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Right now you.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't you can on your shoulder? Yes, God, you see
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: familiar with that. God said you entertain the class from
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: the class.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: I argue about that. No for xpos that.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Listens on ankles. Yes, God, it's the response here to expound.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: I was the suck, not the suck earth sucking man.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: I was the suck e, not the sucker.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: You better put a little nigga talks.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: That may come up. That was very just love.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: The whole fucking podcast is unhinged.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Man, Get him, get him hard, and get him.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Ship the freaking ship you been like?
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: She said, Uncle Brandy, how do you.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Think you gottah chase oh man next one?
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: But your man and your daddy may or may not
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: oh ship.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: This is the danger of sitting your phone never too long.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: You've never had garlic knots like these?
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Oh lord, I can taste it. I want it, I
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: wanted to. I don't want to bite into it. And
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: this ship just run out my mom sho.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Come on, come on baby, ain't a brother. I was
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: just saying, put your my phone and shoot all in
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: your mouth.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Brother, that's it, okay. I don't want to bite into
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: a garlic or not and nothing like that. That ship
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: running down? My god, damn, She like, m you ain't.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Even ring before, brother. So they don't want to tell
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: the moon though, specially.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: See see see see s I did I did it?
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: You call that nigga simply orange, I did it for
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: the ruck. You was doing some juice in.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Hum about to saying.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: I called my sister and put on weaker phone to
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: ship down.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: I do that. They're married to our friend. But you know,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: married people be freaking. It's just sleep next week. Can't
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: be freaking with your spouse.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: And can you be freaking right?
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: If you can't go to Belloche's, Where the hell could
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: you go?
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Talking about.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Rest in peace to Bello nut They closed in the
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: building got torn down, like I think last year.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Sometimes there's always something going on over there.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Moment.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Apparently you got to find out because Bellche is on
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: this is this no more anyway?
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Takes the red lobster. I seen the motherfucking seen this
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: video or the girl of this couple, and the woman
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: said she wanted to pay guys, but he was like no.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: He was like no, I don't know. He's like, I mean,
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: come on, just trying to just tell me that you're
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: just gonna give it consideration, and yo, I don't know.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: She talked.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: She almost talked the mentor. It's like I'm like no,
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, what have we got?
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: No, Like, give me your most unhitched conversation starter, I'm
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: not talking.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Oh ship, this ship?
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: What is it?
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Lake?
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Minute?
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Don m It's called the prostate. Give me your most.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: In his conversation started, I'm not talking to our house,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: the weathering, but a line that starts the conversation on
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: matter the setting. If everyone stopped sneezing, how long would
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: it take for people to notice?
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: What?
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: How we know to not look for it like they
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: look for How we know that? How will we know?
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: How will we even know.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: That the moment that if nobody ever sneezed again?
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: I'm so confused.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: It was stopping your truches. You'd be like, wait, what
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I think about this?
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: How would we know that the first person?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Did?
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: Yo?
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I have questioned you will never know who sneezed before you,
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: oh sneezed? Because if they ever sneezed at all? How
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: whoever started that conversation? Yo? I'll funk with him.
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: You look real confused because I don't want you know? Okay, okay,
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: all right, next one rating?
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? That's that's baffling and ship because it's
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: like and beeved you don't know who are y'all? Did you?
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: Did you sneak when the last time you sneezed.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: It's been I was yesterday.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't yesterday. Well maybe it was right yo.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: See next one, give me your most unhinged conversation starter.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about how's the weather, but a line
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: that starts the conversation, no matter the setting. Did you
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: know that eating chips is like kind of like eating
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: a potato page by page.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: That's cute. That's cute.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: That's how some ship? My son would say, I would
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: probably laugh for that. No, probably could use that and
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: get a phone number.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: My son would say, because of the slices. Shut up,
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: you funny, not really, but you do reading. I'm gonna
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: suck you up at this.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Next one, ship, Okay about a three that was about
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Give me your most unhinged conversation starter. I'm not talking
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: about how the weather, but a line that starts a
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: conversation no matter the setting. I'm partial to. What's the
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: largest animal you think you could reasonably reasonably take in
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: a fight for guys? And what's your worst hear me
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: out for girls? Both always works, that's not that's kind
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: of want to do both of them, Aaron, what's the
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: largest animal you could think you could reasonably take.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: In a fight. And when okay, suck you up that pop.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: You know you got.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Like what's happening?
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: I can probably, I can probably take a goat. I
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: don't mean I don't want you, get like I don't
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: want you. You know, get get here. Everything you got
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: about them horns, Joe, that's it. You get about the horns.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: You can't da they can't do. Ship? Take it? Oh ship,
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: that's funny, Yo, I like it? You good?
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Cool me? No?
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: You you good? Why?
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: My leg was going well? Because I keeps thromping? Nigga?
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: You you you wild? I'm sleepy.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Everything you had your you enjoyed in the edible last night.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: I wish I didn't have a lot of kill.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: No, that's that's nothing new, Sean. What is the largest
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: animal do you think you could reasonably take.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: In the fight? I don't know. Go one beats, not
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: a penglings.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: You're gonna set myself for a failure. I'm just gonna
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: stick with dogs or something like that, because I'm just
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: trying to think. Of course, they said you grabbed them
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: by the nut. If you kicked them in the nuts,
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: they let you go.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: If they.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: You gotta kick them at the ball like coming back
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: for you.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: But I want to bite that as twice as bitch
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: kicked me in my nuts.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: POKEM in the eye or something. You ain't gonna take
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: me out. They're gonna give me like that monkey did
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: that lady. That's why I ain't saying no monkey, because
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: they they vicious. Oh yeah, champions, they your face off.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Now you walk around your ship like how you got
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: one fucking eye?
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: How was she doing?
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I think that lady went on the glory oh ship.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken, I think she passed. We just
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: started the whole conversation. So you said yours is a
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: small dog.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Probably not a small Yeah, it depends on what size. Like,
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: I ain't saying I'm going off this bitch and take
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: on a golden retrieve.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Can't cos it all and no ship like like a like.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Or something.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: I fight chase heads all day long. Man, chase can duncle. Look,
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: I fight a labor but them can't call those They
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: look at you funny. I was like, yeah, you got
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: that German German throwing out they walk great, dame. I
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: think what's the greats the one that snoop dog looks
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: like it's a great dango like a nigga. You are
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: absolutely right, that's what it is. It's a dopeman. Kevin
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Hunt got great days and they.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Tolder than him.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: I said it, Kevin, I said it.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: I said it.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: I've seen the ship. You let them say it. That
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: rose nigga, I said it.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, what's your well, Aaron, what's your worst? Hand me out? Sean?
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: If you think going, what's your me out? Okay?
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: Donald Trump is actually a good president because he told
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: us exactly what he was gonna do, and he's doing
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: those things. The rest of them lie to you and
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: then go do shady ship. Hear me out, hear me out.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: That's a hit me out. That's the worst hit me
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: out I've ever heard by fucking like and I don't
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: associate with the likes of those people.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Segment shut me out. Drake new album which he put
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: off fire. He put out three of them.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: That ice man is fire. I told Rodney the other day, Rodney,
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: I want to hear nothing else about Drake. I understand
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: that your light Skins gotta unite, but I want to
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: get shut out about that damn Drake album. And Sheena
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: was like, since using the damn call me your shoulders
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: a little bit. She's like, I was being the supportive wife.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard. I heard some bars from that ship
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: and it's like, yo, that's my interesting with some flip
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: flops fit and I took him back to the store.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Niggas was like, bars, my man was listening to Drake
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: is calling black people as something that they with this shit?
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: What I go to hell Arbury next one.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Let's can pass all that. That was a conversation. I
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: mean it started the conversation. I ain't cared for it,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: but it was started on see see give me your
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: most unhitched conversation starter. I'm not talking about how the weather,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: but a line that starts a conversation no matter the setting,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: you won't believe what I just saw, and then you
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: perceive with a complete line.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: I may or may not have done that just to
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: see if they was gonna take it back.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: A lot of people all the time, just to see
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: if they're gonna repeat it, especially like co workings and stuff.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of them all the time.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because people being there repeating stuff. And I was
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: like I knew and then because you know who you
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: told a lie to? You know who the one that
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: went sed see it's fun.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been. I've been in a situation where I
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: done said some ship. I don't said some ship, and
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: then they was like, I can't you said that? And
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: it's like I'm like yeah right. Then you're looking and
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: it's like, oh, I know who the fuck I said
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: that ship around?
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Then fuck y'all that's it. And he was like, we're
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: talking to that motherfucker.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Can't ye.
• 38:21
  Speaker 9: That.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: She can't go. Oh, she can't come. We're gonna, we're gonna,
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: we're gonna hang out at the ben against Now she
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: can't come.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Benegains next one.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: All places you have to mention. You know, I got PTSD.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Give me your most hinged conversation starter. I'm gonna move pants.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: I'm not talking about how is the weather? But the
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: a line that starts a conversation a matter of the setting.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Do you think you've ever seen the same pigeon twice.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Once? Sure you don't.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Don't It wasn't the same pigeon because because the hit different,
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: it wasn't the same pision. How would you know though,
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: wasn't saying a different word? Yeah, shut the funk up?
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: That was that was That was that was Tremaine and
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: the other pigeon name is Germane. Now they related, but
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: it's not the same pigeon, I'm telling you. And they
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: fly one of them wings is short a little bit.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: You got a birth defense.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: It's not the same.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: I guess we're not never gonna find out what happened
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: to that boy?
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: He was talking ship, so they put a cap and tool.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: That's a song for the episode. What happened to that boy.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Was talking about in the hall with naked pigeons?
• 39:47
  Speaker 8: Sound they flashing ship for brothers, a genius clapping like
• 39:58
  Speaker 8: dumb asses, parrillas are fucking genius?
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Or bang or that or banging on the ball bom bom.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: You can tell.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Let's me what making it from Gettle to Gettle to
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: back yards and y'all.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: With a softer hard I'm the neighborhoods call me sigas.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Niggas for a long time.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: That's why when that new album came and I knew
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: that ship was going distance, favorite fantastic that change chains
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: and whips is my favorite song.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: When the damn al and this ship came on a.
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: Round with me.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: The other day, I was at the carn all things considered.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Let's be specific. Man, Listen that Nigga said Clips were
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: such a good album with my favorite right next one fantastic.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: This is a good one.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: It's gonna make you think. Give me your most unhitched
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: conversation starter. I'm not talking about how is the weather?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: But the line that starts a conversation or matter the
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: setting sock, socks, shoe, shoe or sock shoe, socks shoe,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: And if they picked the second one, I start in
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: salting them.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because why.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Because because that that what's the what's the right order?
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Socks, socks, shoe, shoes, socks socks, socks, shoe, shoe or
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: sock shoe, sock shop.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: No, sock, socks, shoe, shoe.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Now you walk around with one sock and one fucking
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: shoe on it, and something happened.
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: And you.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Sho why would you put? Why would you put? Why
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: would you put the shoe on? Right? That you put
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: the sock on, and then you still got a bare foot.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Follow up question question?
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: If a need answers.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Follow up question socks first or pants first?
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: It depends.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: It depends only if you wearing shorts. Well, anybody, no,
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: you should put your socks on legs.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: But but.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: But socks, firs, It ain't nobody. I'm socks first, always.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Socks, socks for shore because you know, yeah, because you
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: always socks first, because for god, we don't know jeans,
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: so we can't just pull our jeans all the way
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: up our calf just to put socks on. Most of time,
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: most of the time niggas be wearing like calf high socks.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: So you put your to me.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: It depends because sometimes I want my socks inside my pants.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: It's like if I'm wearing.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Boom because because most of the time I wear my socks.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Over top of my eads, walking around with but socks
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: jeans inside they socks.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh I do that when I got on, Like
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: when I want to wear my boycout jeans in the
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: winter time, I.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Got my socks. Young ladies, young ladies got that luxury.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Hosiery.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: We just got, sir, I'm just socking and socks.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: It depends, penny hose.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: And I mean that was that one day that went
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: to school with theouse socks slap stocks over his sweat ass.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: But I mean into what kind of sweat? But look
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: you're going for sometimes look for us. Sometimes I feel
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: so weird having pants on with no size. Now the
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: issue is if you got sweatpants like the ones I
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: got on with the wide leggs and you put socks
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: over top of these motherfuckers, you look like you just
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: flood like this, look balled up like that, sorry, paints
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: looking like yeah, the bottom of your paints gonna be
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: like inside the fucking sock.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: No, no, that's a lot too much.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: It's not on some some jarger types.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: But you gonna stay stopped. That's death hamm and time.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Oh I'm being assaulted and you're doing nothing with the
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: niggas so high, just go on to it, but up
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: the very barey what there a mysterious look.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: And then like you have to start saying the sexy song.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Stop, wait a minute, where you move that you ain't
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: got all all that.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: She's five too, and I just one up. Give me conversations. No, nigga,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: that stopping my titties. Yes you do, No, don't you
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: just s down. I'm not talking to aut house, the weather,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: but a line that starts a conversation. I'm out of
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: the setting. Can a vampire policeman enter your house uninvited?
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: If he has a warrant.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: He Wait a damn minute.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute. It's Saturday.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: All I've eaten today is a granola bar, and you
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: are trying to make me use my brain because now
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be thinking about that.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's no, it's no better than, no better
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: than when we asked about Oh Lord, he's about to
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: ask my child.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Come down stairs. He was looking for his moment. He
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: asked me could he make a cameo earlier?
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: It makes us feel famous?
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: Question I would like to not answer the question can
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: the vampire into your house?
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Police?
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: I gotta hear my sons take on this one, because
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: technically he was invited in, just not by your ass. No,
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: he got his damn titties out. He can't get on
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: with his three chest heads from my son's chest head.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Yea.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: He is proud of them chest hands, for his uncles
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: told him they don't even have No.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Say he ain't drinking, Okay, say hi to the people.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Try question for can a vampire policeman into your house uninvited?
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: If he has a warrant?
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Damn that's good a question.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 46:27
  Speaker 10: I want to say no, but at the same time,
• 46:29
  Speaker 10: he technically can I feel like you can since the
• 46:33
  Speaker 10: way the main way of vampire can get in your
• 46:34
  Speaker 10: house is what is if you invite the man and
• 46:37
  Speaker 10: but if they have a warrant, they can just go
• 46:40
  Speaker 10: in by force.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Not by force, but they have the permission to go
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Is the war give them permission? I feel I feel
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: like it technically does. But at the same time, they
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: don't own the house. How can you give somebody that
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: doesn't own the house?
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's yeah, that's that part too, that iagin on
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: the oak eighteen year olds.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you that he can even though he
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: has a warrant to serve the premises, he wouldn't even
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: even you know, you still gotta knock in that extra
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: if it's a knock want But either way, that vampire
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: you can't go in because the people that own the
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: house had to invite them in. Who so everybody else
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: might go in, but that vampire gonna be standing at
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: the door like, won't you let me in? Yeah? Looking
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: like going right? How about it? Just getting my money?
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: But again no, thanks? Right, that's funny.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Next one, give me your most of his conversation. Starter.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about house, the weather, I'm talking but
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: a line that starts a conversation or matter of the setting.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Would cannibalism be morally neutral if it if it was
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: consentual and no murder took place.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think. I don't think. I
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: don't think it'll be looked at like it's crazy crazy
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: or like, you know, abnormal, because people are like, who
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: are you killing? H m hm qt you nick. But
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: you know it's gonna be messed up about it.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: You know, you're want a piece of army.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: And told me that, telling me that it's real, not
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: my my god. Mm hmm. That's a whole lot, a
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: whole lot of final one.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: It's kind of stupid, but let's rock with it.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: I'm listening.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Give me your most unhinge conversation starter. I'm not talking
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: about how's the weather, but the line that starts a conversation.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Or matter the setting. If you put pancake batter in
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: a waffle maker, is it a whiffle or is it
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: a pancake?
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: It's a it's a whiffle cake because they made out
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: of the same ship.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: It's the it's the same damnat is it? Yeah? The
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: same freaking they Yeah, a little mama, it got it.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Got too. It got two seconds of waffle line. For
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: the waffle line and for the flying pan, I'm sorry
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: or g the grittle mm hmm.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Man, and it includes a much shorter question of the week.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: We're trying to work on not doing four hour episodes,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: all right, what's next, sus lord?
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: If you got some of the conversations started chopping in
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: the comments.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: We would love to hear, because y'all be funny as.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: We confused too. Yeah, we like confusion.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: The drives commentarycause you're still coming in the video about
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: the husband who asked the question about his wife from.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: The postpartum one, y'all still made about that. I understand
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: because I was made for a long time too, y'all.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: And to the person who said that the guys on
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: the show should have read the comment instead of me, fuck.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: You she does job.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, somebody in the comment said you should have
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: left one of the guys instead of you because it
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: was from a man's perspective, So the fuck what she does?
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: And I'm a man every fifth Saturday of the month
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: about that.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Don't do that? How are you doing?
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Oh ship?
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, god damn it, I got you break out the
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: good wigs and ship I say, you.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: Speaking a good wig. I tell you this fight. Y're
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: gonna get a kick out of this.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Every fifth Wednesday.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Just take on.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: She put on the door and going down to the
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: club buns but the ladies and.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: Drop the A on the end of my name. Mind
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: your business, bitch, Yeah, I said it. Oh wow, anyway,
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: I gotta tell yall, something happened to me this morning.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: So I went got my head done Thursday, probably to
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: get my head done. In my head a big curly ponytail.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I let her bardway was one of mine. Ponytail
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: was in the car.
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: What you just do?
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ponytail was in the car.
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: At some point.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: I made the miss I must I went back to
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: the car to get my dress out of the car
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: because I had left it in the car. I must
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: have knocked my ponytail out the car. I want to
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: leave out earlier to take trade to work.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: I opened the back.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Door and I'm like, what is that laying next to
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: my car? I said, And then it hit me. I said,
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: that's my god damn ponytail. So I said, I get
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: it when I go outside. I ain't eve worry, but
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna throw it away.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Let me damn.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: Thing wasn't but fifteen ninety nine. It served as purpose.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: I went outside, Trey, come obaham me. He said, is
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: there somebody's wig the car?
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: Mom?
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: I said, yeah, my business. He said, well that's probably ruined.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: It's been in the rain all night.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Ma.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: I said, yeah, I'm just gonna throw it away. It
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: was only fifteen ninety nine. It's okay.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: It was my bad head day, ponytail.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: It was okay.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: But I don't wait, y'all get here. Talk told you
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: that because this ship was funny and ship you in
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: your hair man, me and me and my por ponytail.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: It wasn't have happened if it was a snap back, because.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: I'll show if I got my hand up. I just
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: took that biture flung it in the back seats, like.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, coming soon to the wonder Part TikTok shop, snap
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: back bag, ponytail, wigs and the Wonder Part combination car battery,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: walking pad.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: We don't forget it's coming to y'all in the roads.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Belafante.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: I was like, why open the door, Oh, Daddy's coming
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: to fix my shower away.
• 53:12
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• 53:19
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  Speaker 4: I came across to this post. I could not find
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  Speaker 4: part one, but I found parts two, three, and four,
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: and it's called Forget Cheating.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: People discuss the most.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: Insane things that their exes have done to them, and
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: it put me in a mindset of Brandon's Q and
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: A episode, I mean not Q and A, his Question
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: of the Week.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: So I thought i'd share a few of these.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: Responses with y'all and see if y'all reacted the same
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: fucking way that I did, because it's.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? So it's still Question of the Week continuation.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: Two point zero.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I guess I said forget cheating. People
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: discuss the most insane things that the ass did to them.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: This person says he pulled alcohol on me and chased
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: me with a lighter.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Gonna tell you to Richard Pride today, bitch, mm hmmm
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: mm hmm.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: He was literally in the middle of putting his hands
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: on me and got out of the car to fight
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: another dude putting his hands on his girlfriend. Then proceeded
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: to get back in the car and put his hands
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: on me again. When he got out to help that
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: other lady. You hit the opportunity to accidentally on purpose
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: back into him.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: But don't listen to me. Oh ship, Okay. He was
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: whooping behind as.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Whoop a number games. He his girlfriends as.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Everybody.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: You don't have no water here as the car bach. Hey, hey,
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: don't touch her. You don't put your hands with women.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Here's one.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: So my ex cheated on me with my best friend,
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: and then he cheated on my best friend with her sister,
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: and then he cheated on the sister with their mother.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: The mother's husband caught them and cheated on his wife
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: with my exes mother. And now they have a dog
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: together that they named after me.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: And I don't know why, because she's the problem bitch,
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: literally how she had problem.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: She got cheated on her ex, cheated.
• 57:35
  Speaker 8: On her.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: With her best friend, cheated on the best friend with the.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: Best friend sister, cheated on the sister with the best
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: friend and the sister's mama, and then in turn, the
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  Speaker 4: mother's husband cheated on his wife with the exes.
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  Speaker 2: Pockets, cheated on everybody he's been with.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of swapping the Botley foods in this story.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry he cheering the.
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  Speaker 4: Girl he cheated on her with. Didn't cheated on the
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: girl that you cheated on her with. He just he's
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  Speaker 4: the problem.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, sure he's start with the.
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  Speaker 2: Best friend, the sister, the mama.
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  Speaker 3: He's the problem, she probably, but what does she do?
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: What? Lion ubreak And I don't want to.
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  Speaker 4: Change my answer for to hear me out that that
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  Speaker 4: right there, to hear me out, maybe she the problem,
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: the problem he didn't want cheating on everybody.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, in my defense, I thought you all though
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: that he was the one that was saying the ship
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  Speaker 3: like he was.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm not getting in that go to help,
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: That's all I got to that.
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  Speaker 5: Next mm hmm.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: Six weeks and I had outdoors. My ex left for
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: the weekend to visit his family, even though I had
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: just had a C section. Found out that they actually
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: all went to Vegas where he married his old high
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  Speaker 4: school girlfriend. They all lied to me and he never apologized.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: But come to find out, he randomly cheats on her
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: and they don't sleep.
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  Speaker 3: In the same bed.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Well, it's just like bullets. Sounds like it to me,
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: except for you tied to the nigga for eighteen years.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: But been there, done that. It got a T shirt
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  Speaker 2: and PTSD.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: I understand.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Let him back in.
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: Just the last water that I'm going six round chicks.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: It's said success to me. He only came back and
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: she seen how how good she took it, like, oh
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: ta kid me.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: On the trip.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Loving me. Curtis was supposed to love me all right.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Last one I broke up with him and he he
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: came he wants his family back, reading about the bake hands.
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  Speaker 2: You better go ahead. Why why what you.
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  Speaker 3: Tell him that I don't climb trees when we were
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: young then we was kids back there. I ain't telling
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: you out. I am traumatized.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: It was such a beautiful couch.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: It was raggedy.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: We had some memories on that couch.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: It was raggedy.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: I had memories on the go at memories.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: Last one, I broke up with him and he came
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  Speaker 4: back to my house the next day, knocked on my
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: door and when I opened it, he threw a bowl of.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: Baby reproaches at me. I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have any memories on that couch, and I
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  Speaker 2: hope you.
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  Speaker 3: Stop your baby taking it up.
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  Speaker 9: Some of them, bitch, it wasn't eventful. Couch handed a
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  Speaker 9: lot of juices and berries, no plu the whole chick.
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  Speaker 3: Ship.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna reread that last quite a little. I don't, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I never, I don't have any members of the couch.
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  Speaker 4: I broke up with him and he came back into
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: my house the next day, knocked on my door and
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: when I opened it, he threw a bowl of baby
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: roaches at me. Me bitch. Now they're gonna make bitch
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: just roaches everywhere. I just started itching, how you get
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: him to stay in the ball? I got questions. He
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: must have put a hole in there where he couldn't
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: come back out, like the mouse traps that you got.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Once the mouse going, they can't get back out of it.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to confuse like this Like that, Nigga went
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: to the wall and just was like, like, how did he.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: As?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: I got some of that bitch all right?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Do you know what angers?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: You gotta be introducer ship like that?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: Very were going over to what has become one of
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: my favorite threads. Miss underscore Parker for real. And this
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: is a confession, lord, confession. I told my job I
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: had COVID, took a week off, went to Puerto Rico
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: with my boss's husband. I only did it to have
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: a one up on her, but he treated me great.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: So now I have feelings. I have pictures and videos.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: My plan was to drop them when she pisses me off.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: But what do I do about my feelings?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: You go to hell holds. Don't catch feelings. You got
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: caught up, sir.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: Y'all y'all be some prime side bitches. Boy, y'all love
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: hunting on bitch and husbands. I'm sick of all y'all,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: mother fucking dush puppy ass bitches, fucking colds as.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Whole, Leave turnip greens alone. No, I'm sick of French fries.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: French fucking mac and cheese, mac cheese to.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: Daddy fried cabbage, make no goddamn sense, old corner, the
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: car ass whole.
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  Speaker 3: That's a side all right, Okay, but I hope you
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: get fried.
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  Speaker 2: My thing is she divorced her husband, taking for every
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: damn think he got.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: Whatever. They It's like, yo, whatever whatever y'all agree to, yo,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: that's what y'all agree to. Like, Yo, this just the life,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: Just the life you choose. What I'm saying, it's the
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: life you chose.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: Okay, here we go going over the brand and FABE
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  Speaker 4: three head and I only have a question. But I
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: got an update. We're going over the sixth Brown Chick show.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: I received the email that the airbnb hosts agreed to
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: issue a partial refund for the bid bug issue at
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: their property. I ignored it because I thought it was
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: a scam because we hadn't booked the property.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: This year.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: But I remember my husband had been covered in mosquito
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: bites on his neck. I contacted the Airbnb host, I
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: sent her refund back and asked her to meet me
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: via zom. The host told me that she's surprised my
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: husband has a wife because he and a white male
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: booked her property. I was sick like in front of
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: my husband, and he assured me that he's not gay.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: He just likes intimacy with Josh occasionally we have safe
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: play because he's married too. I didn't realize. I punched
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: him into his nose, bled on my face.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: We have small kids. What to do now?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: Question?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm? What is safe play half question, that's okay,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: all right? I mean, listen, my boy, I thought I
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: thought safe play was like some new lights, some new
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: little fetish ship.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: Anyway, safe plays just with like protection being like condom.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: How much class that you got on your dick? You
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: still put it in another man? Sorry, you're still on
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: your cheating.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: I don't get the damn.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: Thanks for not giving me. You can still get treat
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: Thanks for not bringing me a st D.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: But you're still out here sneaking Dicken?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: What okay? Moving along?
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  Speaker 8: Say?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: How you how you explain that nigga?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: I mean it was protected. I mean you know we
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: never had unprotected sex. Just oh lord, okay.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: I left, but I missed him, so I went back.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: He wanted to be roommates. I wanted my family back.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: We went to counseling. He said he stopped seeing Josh.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: I got pregnant. He told me that he couldn't pretend
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: to want the lifestyle. I offered, you can't bring a
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: new baby into this. You're confusing our children. So he
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: moved out. I suffered a miscarriage. He visited me in
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: the hospital after I lost the baby.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: I was in tears.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: He didn't console me because he was in tied.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: He didn't console me because he was in tears because
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: he thought Josh would take him back.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: But Josh had moved on. He begged to come back home.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: I refused. I told him we can't be together.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: If you love Josh.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: It confuses our children. He was so sad, but his
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: grief was delicious.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: Hashtag single mom summer hashtag God got me well, sugar
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: Foot at the end, I'm glad that you told him
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: to kick rocks, but I would have took him back
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: in the first place to be able to get fucking pregnant,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: because again, he was out here sneak dicky. And if
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: it ain't Josh, he's saying, there's gonna be somebody else
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: because you ain't got the equipment that he needs.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: Unless you're gonna go.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: You may have to go buy your strap books. But
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: because he's not you, you can't. There's nothing you can
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: do to satisfy him. He wants to be with a man.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: I hate to tell you, but I'm glad you moved on.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: Don't start missing him again and go back again. It
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: confuses the kids. Okay, okay, this is a whole lot
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: of some ship that was the last one. Tell him
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: daddy loves mister Sylvester. He don't want to be Oh
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: is that the last what it's the least one?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, what the fuck?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Well? This is so fast? Well you know how to
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: love me?
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  Speaker 1: I'm so distroyed this made. But with that being said,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: I guess we'll see y'all next week.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: Send him listen college radio and where are are until
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: next time?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: Niggas?
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  Speaker 5: By damn fu up?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: How you just gonna burn like that?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 6: Bro?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: Like I'm sorry?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: The sound.
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  Speaker 10: Right?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: You're right?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you do want to he is in your face
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: and shut up?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: Man, m M hmm.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: Until next time, niggas, we have a five day by
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  Speaker 2: yeah