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Big Wiener Problems | Wednesday August 20, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
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  Speaker 1: us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Raz Sharma.
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  Speaker 1: We are tradeless today, no trend home, no trade trendhome. Today.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to start the show with an official believe
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  Speaker 1: it or Not. But before we get to the official
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  Speaker 1: believe it or not, I'm going to start with an
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  Speaker 1: unofficial believe it or not. To you believe it or not,
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  Speaker 1: The Treehouse's own, Trey Trendholme, is at a fashion convention
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  Speaker 1: in Las Vegas, and.
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  Speaker 2: He's excited about it. Is he seemed like he was.
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  Speaker 2: When I asked him about it, I was like, what's
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  Speaker 2: the convention about it? He's like, Oh, it's a whole
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  Speaker 2: fashion thing. And I was like, is it a convention center. Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's at the convention center. I was like, it's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be thousands of people there. Oh, I know. I'm like.
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  Speaker 2: He seemed a little bit like, you know, it's not
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  Speaker 2: in his wheelhouse, but he's like a little excited about it.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's loving his new job. It's very diverse
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  Speaker 1: because the man the couple that they have a number
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  Speaker 1: of companies that Trey is managing and one of them
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  Speaker 1: has a bit of a fashion line.
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  Speaker 2: And so.
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  Speaker 1: Trey is in Vegas for a fashion convention, which maybe
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  Speaker 1: it's got its perks because I would imagine in Las Vegas,
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  Speaker 1: where there's a fashion convention, there's bound to be some models. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: so maybe that's why he was in such a good mood.
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  Speaker 2: But it's Trey who went to a fashion convention in
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  Speaker 2: Vegas on spirit.
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  Speaker 1: And he just celebrated his ninth year of sobriety. So
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  Speaker 1: I hope as much as as much as in his
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  Speaker 1: dreams he might be hoping to be knee deep in models. Instead,
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  Speaker 1: he's knee deep in swatches.
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  Speaker 2: He's knee deep in cargo shorts.
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  Speaker 1: He's about to be So you can believe it, our
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  Speaker 1: very own Trey Trenholme is at a fashion convention yea,
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  Speaker 1: in Las Vegas. Okay, So that's the unofficial believe it
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  Speaker 1: or not. We are going to start the show with
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  Speaker 1: an official believe.
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  Speaker 2: It or not.
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  Speaker 1: Believe it or not, Volkswagen is charging a monthly fee
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  Speaker 1: to make their cars go faster. Believe it or not,
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  Speaker 1: Volkswagen is charging a monthly fee to make their cars
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  Speaker 1: go faster. RAJ, do you believe it?
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  Speaker 2: Or not. I don't know how that would work, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go not.
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  Speaker 1: That would be wrong. You should have believed it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's true, and I am still surprised by this myself.
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  Speaker 1: This is one of those stories where as I'm reading
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  Speaker 1: the headline, I'm like, really, Volkswagen is charging a monthly
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  Speaker 1: fee to make their cars go faster.
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  Speaker 2: How does that work?
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  Speaker 1: It's a subscription plan for it's a electric cars. They're
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  Speaker 1: making people pay extra to unlock the full amount of horsepower.
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  Speaker 1: It's only happening in the UK right now. Okay, don't
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  Speaker 1: know if they're going to try this here in the
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  Speaker 1: United States or anywhere else, but this is an example
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  Speaker 1: of how it supposedly works. Their Volkswagen ID three electric
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  Speaker 1: car has two hundred and twenty eight horse power, but
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  Speaker 1: if you don't pay the fee, which is just over
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  Speaker 1: twenty dollars a month, you only get access to two
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  Speaker 1: hundred and one of that horsepower.
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  Speaker 2: Good extra for the twenty seven.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh. They're framing it as giving people options. So
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  Speaker 1: if you drive like an old lady, you may only
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  Speaker 1: want two hundred horse power, but if you need or
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  Speaker 1: want more ZIP, you're gonna have to pay for it,
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  Speaker 1: they say. Volkswagen says this is nothing new. Historically, many
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  Speaker 1: gas and diesel vehicles have been offered with engines of
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  Speaker 1: the same size, but with the possibility choosing one with
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  Speaker 1: more potency. This makes sense, you know, having a Chevy
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  Speaker 1: Blazer back in the day, I had the Vortec V six. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I guess there was a base model option that
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  Speaker 1: might have been a four cylinder or just a V
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  Speaker 1: six version, but I had the Vortex, so I kind
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  Speaker 1: of get what they're coming from. It's just different when
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  Speaker 1: it's subscription based because it's an electric car. I guess
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  Speaker 1: if you pay more, then they send it down the line.
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  Speaker 1: When you're plugged in.
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  Speaker 2: It, we'll log into your own car.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but a few years ago BMW tried
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  Speaker 1: to charge people in the UK to use the heated seats.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, this is really actually sounding like the Spirit
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  Speaker 1: Airlines model being carried over into the auto industry saying, look,
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  Speaker 1: Spirit Airlines up until recently is saying we'll get you there,
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  Speaker 1: but if you want any comforts, you're going to pay
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  Speaker 1: for that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now it seems like the cars the car industry is
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  Speaker 1: taking a page out of that playbook and going. You
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  Speaker 1: know what, here's an opportunity. If you want the full
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  Speaker 1: horsepower version of this car, it's a twenty dollars a
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  Speaker 1: month subscription, or like BMW tried a few years ago,
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  Speaker 1: if you want to be able to use the heated
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  Speaker 1: seats that are available in the car, you're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to pay for that as well.
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  Speaker 2: It's three dollars to unlock it. Uh, that's where it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna go. Oh you want to unlock the car? You
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  Speaker 2: know you got to pay up. Yeah, but I have
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  Speaker 2: the key. We know we gave it to you.
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  Speaker 1: It's like like, yes, the car is, the car has
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  Speaker 1: on start available, but you have to pay for the
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  Speaker 1: subscription in order to be saved. If you find yourself
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  Speaker 1: submerged in a pond, can.
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  Speaker 2: You image like you're just like like you're saying submerge
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  Speaker 2: in a pond and it's starting to go down, and
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  Speaker 2: you hit OnStar and it's like, uh, please, you know,
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  Speaker 2: send us some money and we'll give you an operator
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  Speaker 2: real quick. I just need emergency.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, we're going to need your card number. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: you sign up for the account subscription, ninety day minimum contract.
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  Speaker 2: I'm joy.
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  Speaker 1: We understands very important to.
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  Speaker 2: How did you drown? Oh? She was subscriptionless.
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  Speaker 1: That's what get written on the death on the death
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  Speaker 1: certificate because.
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  Speaker 2: Of death subscriptionless.
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  Speaker 1: Convults wagon Man.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, Dan.
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  Speaker 5: outside in the backyard and start putting together some ideas
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  Speaker 5: for folks that you know, want to use their backyard
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  Speaker 5: more and they just don't know what to do with it.
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  Speaker 1: raj oh Raj. I meant to ask you before. That's
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  Speaker 1: so i'll ask you now. Didn't you have a date recently?
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  Speaker 2: I did? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Now what you? Because I couldn't remember. I thought you
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  Speaker 1: said that the date because you met a girl last
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  Speaker 1: week and and you asked her out and she said yes,
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  Speaker 1: So when when is the.
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  Speaker 2: Guest me out?
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  Speaker 1: That was oh, yes, well me, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: No. I went up to here in Addison. I went
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  Speaker 2: up to Stadium Cafe to watch the X Games. I
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  Speaker 2: have a couple of people that follow me on the
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  Speaker 2: gram as the kids say that art in the X game.
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  Speaker 2: So I went to you know, support, and I was
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  Speaker 2: talking to this kid who was sitting next to me,
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  Speaker 2: who was drinking, who ordered young black kid and he
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  Speaker 2: ordered a Johnny Walker and coke.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, because for the way you said that, it
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  Speaker 1: made it sound like the kid next to you ordered
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  Speaker 1: a black kid.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, ordered Johnny Walker black.
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  Speaker 1: And the person next to you, who happened to be
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  Speaker 1: a black kid, ordered a.
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  Speaker 2: Young black kid who was twenty five year old kid.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, I had to stop him right there.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm just drinking my diet coke. But I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I got to stop you right there, buddy. Did you
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  Speaker 2: see the bartender's face? Don't do that. And this lady
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  Speaker 2: just kept bumping into me, and the kid noticed it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm oblivious to stuff like that, but the kid's like,
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  Speaker 2: she just wants to touch you. You realize that, right,
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  Speaker 2: So I kind of looked over and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: do you I can move over if you need me,
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  Speaker 2: if you need this chair, and so she sat down
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  Speaker 2: and started talking and Natalia and I was like, that's
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  Speaker 2: nice to meet you. Young Russian lady, very pretty, and
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  Speaker 2: at the end of it, she's like, uh, I don't
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  Speaker 2: give people my number normally, and I was like, I
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  Speaker 2: didn't ask for it, so that was a weird That
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  Speaker 2: was a weird flex. I was like, I didn't, I
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  Speaker 2: didn't ask for your number, but okay, which is like,
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  Speaker 2: but just get my number. And I was like, uh no,
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  Speaker 2: I'll just give me yours and I'll call you so
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  Speaker 2: you can have mine in your phone. And so she
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  Speaker 2: gave me her number. Uh no, I gave her my Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I gave her mind and then she called me so
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  Speaker 2: I could have it. That was easier now, And you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, flashback because when you first told me about this
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  Speaker 1: almost an altercation incident, Uh wasn't she rubbing up against
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  Speaker 1: you with her bosom, with her boobs?
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  Speaker 2: How long has it.
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  Speaker 1: Been since you've around one of those raj Because usually
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  Speaker 1: as a man, when one hits your arm, we know it,
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  Speaker 1: we sent we know, we know the feel the gid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're very nice and also I believe very fake.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean immediately I was like oh, and I
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  Speaker 2: almost turned around to apologize, like I'm sorry my shoulder
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  Speaker 2: hit your boob, Like.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they were new and she didn't realize and like
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  Speaker 1: she like that the feeling isn't in all of all
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  Speaker 1: of it yet. She may not even have known she
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  Speaker 1: was bumping anybody. But according to the kid next to you,
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  Speaker 1: it was intentional.
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  Speaker 2: It happened multiple multiple times.
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  Speaker 1: And further record, if if you're female, you're single, that
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  Speaker 1: is a surefire away to get a man's attention. I
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  Speaker 1: casually rub your breast on his arm.
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  Speaker 2: It was a little it was a little packed in
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  Speaker 2: the area that we were in, so I was like,
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  Speaker 2: maybe it's just because she's she can't maneuver round. But
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  Speaker 2: then I kind of looked over and there was nobody
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  Speaker 2: behind her, So she was just doing that to do that, which, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I'll take it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be honest. Then this whole thing, this whole thing
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  Speaker 1: sounds like you were a mark at the bar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And and.
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  Speaker 1: She was probably going to be very happy to go
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  Speaker 1: out with you, but then send you a nice fat
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  Speaker 1: bill at the end of the evening.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And she's like, you know, so you know, are
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  Speaker 2: you you know, what do you do? I was like
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  Speaker 2: a comedian. She's like, I'll come to your show. And
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  Speaker 2: she came to the show and brought you know, two
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  Speaker 2: of her other girlfriends and that they were very nice.
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  Speaker 2: And she's like, hey, so are we still on for
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  Speaker 2: our thing? And I was like yeah. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I can only hang out one night this week because
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  Speaker 2: I have other stuff to do and then I have
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  Speaker 2: to go to Tulsa for the looney Bin. And she's like,
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  Speaker 2: and this is where he got to the the meat
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  Speaker 2: of the story. I go, hey, I can only hang
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  Speaker 2: out one night. She goes, one night's perfectly fine, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, okay, And she said when you
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  Speaker 2: leaned in to talk to him, because that was loud.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, when you leaned in, what were you looking at?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I wasn't. No, I'm not being disrespectful.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't looking at anything. She's like, oh, you should have.
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  Speaker 2: And she was talking about her boobs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I picked up that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's She's like, you should have. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh, I didn't know that that was an option.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, of course it is. And I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I see where this is going. So maybe you're right.
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  Speaker 2: She could be a Russian hooker. Damn it, I'm at
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  Speaker 2: the only Russian hooker at Stadium Cafe.
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  Speaker 1: That really is a one. It's in a lifetime thing.
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  Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. I love Stadium Cafe and I
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  Speaker 1: miss it. Yeah, but all the times I've been at
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  Speaker 1: Stadium Cafe in Addison, there has never been a Russian
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  Speaker 1: hooker in there.
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  Speaker 2: And I met the one. That's my luck. That is
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  Speaker 2: my luck. I have been single since No.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, though, Let's let's not immediately dispel this.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, look, let's keep it up in mind for you. One,
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  Speaker 1: you're single.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Two, we don't know for sure that she is going
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  Speaker 1: to bill you at the end of the night or
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  Speaker 1: rob me. There's also that possibility, But in this moment,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to try to remain optimistic.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I am too. She seems very nice.
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  Speaker 1: My hope is that she will not rob you. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: middle is she is a Russian hooker. But you have
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  Speaker 1: a great time and it's worth it. Yeah, but still
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  Speaker 1: the very distinct possibility that neither of those things is true. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and tell me what date you need me
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  Speaker 1: to pencil in, so I know when to not only
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  Speaker 1: be at the wedding but be dressed to officiate.
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  Speaker 2: Or pencil in my in memoriam.
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  Speaker 1: It's the same suit either way, but you'll die happy.
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  Speaker 1: you to know you have my best wishes, my thumbs up,
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  Speaker 1: my good luck for when the date happens.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear about it. And not just
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  Speaker 1: because of all the juicy details and content we get
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  Speaker 1: out of it here on the show, but just you know,
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  Speaker 1: friend to friend, I hope it goes well.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. She seems like she's substantially younger
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  Speaker 2: than me, so cause you're about to be fifteen. Yeah,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: you're about to be fifty. She's howled thirty five, just
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  Speaker 2: turn thirty five.
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  Speaker 1: The friends she brought to the show the other night.
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  Speaker 1: Were they similar in level of attractiveness as she is, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: similar age.
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  Speaker 2: They're all three. I guess she had a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: Russian friends that live in the area, but there were
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  Speaker 2: three of them. They're all the same age and very
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  Speaker 2: very attractive women, like to the point where people as
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  Speaker 2: they walked in. The manager of the club was like,
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  Speaker 2: that's your guest list and I was like, yeah, she's
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  Speaker 2: my guests list. He's like, well done.
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  Speaker 1: That should be your subtle cue to the improv to
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  Speaker 1: be like, by the way, I'm raising my rates not
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: because I'm awesome, but because I'm gonna have to pay
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: for them because their rates are also high.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that was the thing she ought. This is
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: what this is kind of cool too. She's like, I'll
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: pay for the tickets. You don't have to put me
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: on a guest list. I just need to know what
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: time to show, like what showtimes are. And I was like, no,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: I'll go ahead and put you on a guest list
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: and I'll sneak you a drink if you need one,
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: and she's like, no, we'll pay for that. That's fine.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: The club has to make its money as well. And
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, I've never heard anybody's say that
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: to me before, so, uh yeah, I put them on
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: the guest list and she was even then, was like,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: can I just at least pay for one person? Which
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I thought was pretty cool.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: That is very cool. Yeah, so we're all pulling for you.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Let's do it. Let's let's let's let's make this one
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  Speaker 2: night happen, and.
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  Speaker 1: Not only that, but with the hope that it's more
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: than that.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see. I don't know what.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to talk to a thirty five
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: year old. I don't know what conversation do we have.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: But on the sound of it, you don't need to.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: It sounds like it sounds like you're doing just fine.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: It sounds like she'll kind of lead the conversation for you.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I just happen to smile and pretty much just be
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: glad to be there.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: So who's your autistic date? Who's the guy who smiles
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: the whole time? But thank you. I'll let you know
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: how it goes.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I'm excited for you. All of us inside the treehouse
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: are excited for you. We are team Raje.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, thank you so much.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: And if it doesn't work out with her, then maybe
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: she can refer you to one of her friends. But again,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: pulling for you, hoping for the best, right, yeah, speaking
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: of pulling for things.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Look, that was a segway. You have no idea.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Have you heard the term big wiener problems?
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Big wiener problems?
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, well it's if you've never heard of it, it's
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: apparently a real thing. I say this because there is
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: a man who has the world's largest willie mm hm,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: and he recently slipped in the shower and broke his
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: arm because his giant Willie got in the way. Okay,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: he says he's embarrassed about it. Sure, I'm not sure
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: if I truly believe that. His name is Matt bar.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: His name is Matt Barr. He's a uk Man with
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: the world's largest member and he reportedly hurt himself after
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: slipping and breaking his arm in the shower because his
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Titanic tally Whacker got in the way. He said it
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: was a very embarrassing accident. The AI specialist frequently goes
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: viral for his enormous which, at fourteen and a half
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: inches long, is reportedly the biggest medically proven in the world.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: He even has a cast of it at the Pholological
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Museum in Iceland. Quick side note here if you ever
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: take a trip to Iceland. I've heard it a majestic place,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: and it also has the Phylological Museum. Not only do
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: they have it, but I've managed to say it perfectly twice.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: So while I'll never be in the Phollological Museum as
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: a guest and certainly not as an exhibit, I can
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: at least say it. Back to mister Barr, this might
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: sound like a blessing to have something that large, but
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: there are apparently myriad downsides, including struggling to get dressed,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: feeling faint while erect, and bizarre propositions, which he details
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: in his book A Long Story Life with one of
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: the World's largest penises. And it can even be quite dangerous,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: which is something he discovered during a disastrous trip to
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: the shower. He says, one of the issues of being
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it's
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: not exactly easy to see my feet. Okay, as I
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: was rushing to get ready for work, I didn't see
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: the excess shower gel in the tub because my was
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: the only thing in my eyeline. He explained, I slipped
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: on it the gel, not that wiener, causing me to
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: fall out of the tub completely headfirst and crack my
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: shoulder on the hard floors. Gained two fractures, leaving him
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: in excruciating pain, forcing him to wear a sling again
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: for his arm. Not anything else, he says, I've had
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: close calls or minor falls before, but never anything like this.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Usually it's just been when I've had a partner in
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: the shower with me, which I can imagine could be
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: dangerous because he gets excited and she gets knocked out
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: of the shower down the hall.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: And what's unfortunate is his emergency contact is his own winner.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Can you just imagine the er doctor's faces when they
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: read on his license and it says organ donor. People
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: will be lined up, men lined up around the block
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: for that.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: With his member's only jacket?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: How How was that not his sponsor?
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: I like, I like how he stares at it a lot.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Like imagine having a member so big that it has
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: its own members only endorsement and its own members only jacket.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: You don't get the check it does.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Trust me, you don't want this thing getting wet. Also,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: don't feed it after midnight.
• 25:30
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  Speaker 1: for you, raj.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Yeah, this is fascinating because usually usually stories about
• 26:41
  Speaker 8: hikers they get lost and they're wandering the desert or
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: the wilderness or the mountains whatever until they're found.
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: This one, this story is slightly different because this hiker
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: was stuck behind a waterfall for like three days.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, Yeah.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: A hiker in California was rescued last week after he
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: got stuck behind a waterfall, which, on one hand sounds
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: really nice and you know, you know, beautiful and maybe
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: a nice hiking moment, but I guess it's I never
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: knew waterfalls were terribly deadly behind them going down them.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: They certainly can be depending on the hike. But according
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: to the Tulare County Sheriff's Office, forty six year old
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Ryan Wardell began his hike into the popular hiking destination
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Seven Tea Cups sometime on Sunday, this is last Sunday,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: planning to repel the waterfalls near the North Fork of
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Kern County. Ryan never made it back to his car
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: that night or in the two days that followed. Alerted
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: of his disappearance, TCSO units began an extensive search for him,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: who was last seen at the top of the Seven
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Tea Cups waterfalls. Sunday evening. Aircraft equipped with camera and
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: infrared technology was used to identify possible location, but due
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: to the late hours of the day and what was
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: described as technical difficulty of the area, crews returned to
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: base and instead worked on a new plan to try
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: to find it. The next morning. They eventually did found him.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: They sent a drone to check behind a large waterfall,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: and that's where they found Ryan. A California Highway Patrol
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: helicopter was called in to help rescue him from behind
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: the powerful waterfall, using a hoist system, lowering a rescue
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: team member into the water to secure him and extract
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: him to safety. The sheriff actually said that they were
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: amazed by his survivability, the fact that he was able
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: to survive in those conditions, you know, for almost three
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: full days, being stuck behind a waterfall. So it sounds nice.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: It was a great shot in one of my favorite movies,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Last of the Mohicans. But they also weren't in there
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: for three.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Days, but the drone got back there.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they knew, they knew where he was last scene,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: they focus their search in that area, and I guess
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: maybe it's known that there's areas to go behind the waterfalls.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Somehow he gets stuck and couldn't get out, and they're like, oh,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: look look what we found.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's my question is he couldn't get out,
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: but the drone could get behind it and out with
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: ease and there. I mean, those are very fragile, No,
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: that's very fragile equipment, That's what I'm saying.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe that maybe it had camera technology to see
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: through the water or something maybe not necessarily go through it.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Let me see if this story actually says more about
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: the drone. U Now, they said they send a drone
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: to check behind yeah, a large waterfall, and that's where
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: they found him.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so the d he wasn't as physically capable as
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: a drone. You can swat those things out of the air,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: they're not They're not super powerful like that. So I
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: think he just wanted to I think he just wanted
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: to hide. This is my guess. He was just trying
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: to hide from.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Oh so maybe we should check to see if there
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: are any follow up stories that turns out he was he
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: was hiding from somebody, like maybe there's a warrant out.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine going to the sjail? What are you
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: in for? Waterfall and just have somebody in the back
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: like me too.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: The California Highway Patrol helicopter flew him to a nearby
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: landing zone, where he was evaluated by medical personnel. The
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Sheriff's office that he was treated for only minor injuries
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: and dehydration before being reunited with his family at the scene. Wow, Okay,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: that's gotta be embarrassing.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, but you know, it's that's what white
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: people do. So I mean this is hiking behind a
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: waterfall is a white guy move?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: It is, it really is, and then getting stuck there,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: But I mean the links at which some of us
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: will go just to prove that we're no scrubs and
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: if we're being honest. TLC told us they gave us
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: the warning when they said don't go chasing waterfalls.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: At least he wasn't dehydrated. That's the good part.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: No, that's my favorite part. He was. He was treated
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: for dehydration despite being stuck behind Earth's largest water fountain.
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• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I'm Dan, He's Raj speaking of today. It is Wednesday,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: August twentieth, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Demi Levado turns thirty three today. One point, she preferred
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: that they them pronouns, but apparently she gave that up
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: because it was just too damn exhausting.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: It's hard to know, like if, like I guess she's
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: non binary whatever that exactly means. I don't know specifically,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: but if you're sort of gender fluid and then it
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: kind of depends on one moment to the next, I
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: can imagine that being pretty damn exhausting.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she isn't she getting married soon something like that?
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Or did she get married recently? I don't know. So
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: that's why I think she dropped the pronounce. Uh. She
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: was trying to do the whole you know, gender fluid
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: or non binary. But then I met a dude she liked.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I'm a girl now, yeah, because I can't imagine this
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: guy being like, all right, switched. Oh hang on, maybe
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: maybe on occasion this wouldn't be so bad. Like what
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: if the guy that she decided married is like, you
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: know what, I need you to turn your guy apart
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: on now?
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Where you want to get the way he said just immediately,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I could go for a sum, I could go for
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: a HOGI this sounds good. Turn the girl part back
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: on now.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: All right, good news. I know we're getting for dinner.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: But the way you said I'm a girl now just
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: was like that would be the worst remake of Pinocchio ever.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: I'm a real girl now.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at that point, Disney really would have gone too woke,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: like even to even all the crazy lefty people would
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: be like, all right, let's pump the brakes on this.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: This is getting out of hand. It's too woke for geppetto.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: He just throws it.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Back in the fire.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I'm done.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Other birthdays today. Andrew Garfield turns forty two. Today. Andrew
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Garfield turns forty two. He had two Spider Man movies,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: and because he would a Spider Man, they brought him
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: back for one of the new Spider Man movies, Spider
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Man Spider Man. Yeah, you get the idea. Toby McGuire,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Andrew Garfield, Tom Holland in the big team up for
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Spider Man. Really fantastic in that film. The way they
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: did that. And I saw a thing the other day
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: that even said, like Andrew Garfield Spider Man was by
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: far the least comic accurate Spider Man portrayal.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Why is that? I have no idea.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, in his Spider Man movies, he was kind
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: of a he was kind of a cocky guy. He's like, okay,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: so that all you got for me? He's shooting people
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: up with this stuff. It was a different take on it.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I liked it. It was fine.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I think I think everyone's pretty pretty unanimous that Tom
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Holland seems to have owned the Spider Man thing. And
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Toby McGuire and Andrew Garfield are like the second run
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: you know Spider Man.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Now, I'm I'm I'm a Toby maguire fan. Oh okay,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: I enjoyed those movies. I thought he did a really
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: really good job.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Little known fact the scene where he catches all the
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: items on the school lunch tray with MJ in his
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: arms shot practically it took like one hundred something takes,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: but he actually caught all that crap on the tray.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Really.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: I know, I still don't believe it. Okay, I've seen
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: it numerous times where it's like, no, he all that stuff.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: That's really impressive. Yeah, well, good for him and I know,
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: and he's you know, it was very ripped. But he's
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: also a vegan, so that's impressive. M M as well.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Pretty impressive. So what's more impressive Toby maguire catching all
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: those lunch items on the school tray in reality m hm.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Or Tom Holland pullings in deya.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: I mean he has to pull because she's taller.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Than him, so it takes Spider Man to Yeah, he
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: has to crawl up her.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: She just loves it.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: And speaking of Andrew Garfield and turning forty two, I
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: just saw a couple of days ago they're remaking Contact,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: based on Carl Sagan's book from Back in the Day.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: This was a film that came out in the nineties,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: originally starring Matthew McConaughey and Jody Foster. They're remaking the
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: film for its I think thirtieth anniversary whatever. It's coming
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: out in twenty twenty seven, and it's starring Jennifer Lawrence
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: playing the role that Jody Foster made famous, and Andrew
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Garfield playing the minister preacher dude role that Matthew McConaughey
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: played in the ninety seven version of Contact. So I'm
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: interested in that typically I'm like, really, another remake, but
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: you know what, I'm fine with this one.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean that seems to be the go
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: to now is just the reboot.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: The thing is, though, as I the more I the
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: more I complained about it, the more I realize this
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: is not a new Hollywood thing. I just think all
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: of our memories are better. Maybe so because look, they've
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: remade A Star is Born for every generation. Yes, right,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: like every twenty to thirty years. They redo it like clockwork.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: They redo A Star is Born, and they have like
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: whatever modern take on it, like they just did with
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga and so many of these
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: other films get remade. But some of those films that
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: we complain about being remade were remakes themselves from thirty
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: years prior. Okay, so some of these films that we
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: complained about, like, this is not a new Hollywood formula.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: It's just that really feels like most of what Hollywood
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: is putting out. And I think that's part of the
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: reason why they stand out so much. Yeah, is because
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Hollywood doesn't do as much diverse stuff as it used
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: to because it's always pursuing the next superhero thing or
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: the next ip that they can get seventeen films out of. Yeah,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: as opposed to thinking of something original and having it
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: just be great and just letting it be that one thing.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Right, I'm just gonna age myself real quick. I'm just
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: I can't wait for the Tyler Perry reboot of Ishtar
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: that's gonna be starring all the weigh ins.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I'm right there with you. You know what, you'd watch
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: it now, I'll be there night one, ready to get
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: the popcorn bucket. You and I have a movie.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: De raj.
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  Speaker 1: Show today. Actually, Roger and I were just talking about
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  Speaker 1: that in the break seeing how what amazing growth we've
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  Speaker 1: had on Instagram over the last nine ten months. You know,
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  Speaker 1: thirty two thousand followers can't be wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Right, that's right, that's that's pretty impressive from I think
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  Speaker 2: we went from ten or a little.
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  Speaker 1: It was around, it was around I think it was
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  Speaker 1: just a little over ten about nine or ten months ago.
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  Speaker 1: And then and well, you know what, sky's limit, baby.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. Let's grow.
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  Speaker 1: Love that, let's grow. This story is going to the
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  Speaker 1: opposite of growth. But it is hysterical, and that's why
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  Speaker 1: it belongs right here inside the trios. A teacher got
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  Speaker 1: a DUI on the second day of school. I mean, really,
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  Speaker 1: props being able to make it to the second.
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  Speaker 2: Day or were they just there from the day before?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't think about that. That is a possibility.
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  Speaker 1: A middle school teacher in Yeah, Florida is facing charges
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  Speaker 1: after he apparently got drunk between classes and crashed his
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  Speaker 1: car into a fence in the school's parking lot. Now, look,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what sort of an off period he
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  Speaker 1: had or if it's or if this was just from
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  Speaker 1: end of class bell ten minutes to the next bell
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  Speaker 1: he decided to take a joy ride in the car
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  Speaker 1: and managed to crash it into a fence. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know which, but they did nail him for a dui.
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  Speaker 1: Campus police officer found a thirty two year old English
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  Speaker 1: teacher passed out behind the wheel with the car still
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  Speaker 1: in gear. It happened around eleven forty five in the
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  Speaker 1: morning on the second day of the school year. They
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  Speaker 1: thought it might have been a medical issue at first,
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  Speaker 1: but then they saw a bunch of single serve alcohol
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  Speaker 1: bottles in his car next to him.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, airplane bottles. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He refused to have his blood tested at the hospital,
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  Speaker 1: but a police officer noted that, well, he did smell
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  Speaker 1: like alcohol. The police posted about it on Facebook. Several
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  Speaker 1: people left comments saying they were shocked because he's an
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  Speaker 1: excellent teacher. Well, maybe this is why he's an excellent teacher.
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  Speaker 1: Do you ever think about that?
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  Speaker 2: That's why they moved him from driver's ad to English.
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  Speaker 2: That guy's going to pass you every time. Let them.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to learn how to pair a little
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  Speaker 2: park from that guy.
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  Speaker 1: Stick to Shakespeare, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just read some Homer, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the last thing this guide needs is to take
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  Speaker 1: an odyssey. It's one of the things I love about
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  Speaker 1: this show is we are capable of highbrow humor. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that was really nicely done, my friend, Just because we
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  Speaker 1: occasionally reach and grab some low hanging fruit doesn't mean
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  Speaker 1: we're not capable of swinging from the treetops.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly right.
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  Speaker 1: We will drop Homer punchlines on you. And I'm not
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  Speaker 1: talking about my great uncle christ in peace, uncle Homer.
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  Speaker 1: That's real, by the way, because my grandfather's brother.
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  Speaker 2: Actually named Homer.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, big time cattle rancher northeastern Oklahoma than that buddy,
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  Speaker 1: inside the Treehouse swinging from the treetops. And she went
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  Speaker 1: on some low hanging fruit