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264: To Catch a Yeti with Spaghetti · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 7: I will have some meatloaf. Let's have some meatloaf.
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  Speaker 8: Yes!
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  Speaker 9: I knew you'd come.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Mom!
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  Speaker 9: The meatloaf!
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  Speaker 9: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian, and
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  Speaker 9: this week we'll be coming to you live via digital
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  Speaker 9: recording from the Old Spaghetti Factory here in Louisville as
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  Speaker 9: we bring you coverage from one of our signature events,
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  Speaker 9: the Yeti Spaghetti Show. So if you've been listening for
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  Speaker 9: a while, you'll remember our first Yeti Spaghetti live event
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  Speaker 9: and all the ridiculous glory that surrounded it. But if
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  Speaker 9: you haven't heard it, it is still available at MovieMeltOn.com.
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  Speaker 9: Just go to the episodes link and then go back
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  Speaker 9: to November of 2012 and that's where you'll find the
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  Speaker 9: first Yeti Spaghetti episode. Now that time, the movie wasn't
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  Speaker 9: a question. Yeti, Giant of the 20th Century, is an
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  Speaker 9: amazing and completely ridiculous movie that also happened to be Italian,
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  Speaker 9: so it was a perfect tie-in for the spaghetti fest
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  Speaker 9: we were having. But going into this latest show, well,
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  Speaker 9: we had a new location, we were opening it up
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  Speaker 9: to a larger audience, so I wasn't really sure what movie.
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  Speaker 11: To go with.
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  Speaker 9: Or more specifically... how bad a movie to go with.
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  Speaker 9: I mean, with the usual meltdown gang, I don't worry
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  Speaker 9: about it. I've had them sit through some pretty terrible
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  Speaker 9: movies in the past, so I know they can handle it.
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  Speaker 9: But with a wider audience, maybe everyone isn't as familiar
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  Speaker 9: with epically bad movies, so maybe they wouldn't be okay
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  Speaker 9: with going that deep into the depths of horrendous movies.
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  Speaker 9: So I thought, okay, I'll let the audience decide. I'll
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  Speaker 9: come prepared with an option that's just sort of run-of-the-mill
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  Speaker 9: and watchable... And then the epic bad movie that I
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  Speaker 9: originally thought that we should show. I mean, there was
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  Speaker 9: one that first came to me that was almost equally
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  Speaker 9: as on the level of bad as Yeti, Giant of
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  Speaker 9: the 20th Century. And it was sort of an infamous
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  Speaker 9: film in the movie geek circle. So I was like,
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  Speaker 9: all right, that was my first thought of what to
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  Speaker 9: go with. But maybe that won't work. So basically, I
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  Speaker 9: thought I would let them choose their own Yeti adventure
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  Speaker 9: and inadvertently seal their own fate or doom as the
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  Speaker 9: case may be. So that's the scenario. Now let's head
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  Speaker 9: over to the old spaghetti factory and see what happens
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  Speaker 9: with the live audience. And yes, I'm purposely working in
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  Speaker 9: a little of that background noise so that you can
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  Speaker 9: hear some of the audience responses. Later we'll get rid
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  Speaker 9: of most of that, but I kind of left it
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  Speaker 9: open so you can get a little of the full
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  Speaker 9: effect of having the audience on hand.
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  Speaker 7: So.
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  Speaker 9: All right, let's head over there now. What's up and
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  Speaker 9: welcome to Movie Meltdown's presentation of the Yeti Spaghetti Show.
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  Speaker 9: I did want to say thank you to the Old
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  Speaker 9: Spaghetti Factory. They have let us come here and hang
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  Speaker 9: around and unleash our Yeti in the middle of this mess.
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  Speaker 9: So for tonight's show, we actually have a choice for
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  Speaker 9: you guys. If you'll notice, we hadn't billed the movie.
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  Speaker 9: It's mostly because I wasn't sure what you were up for.
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  Speaker 9: So we have a mediocre bad movie or we have
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  Speaker 9: a painfully bad movie. So however you guys would like
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  Speaker 9: to go about it. We can take a vote here
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  Speaker 9: as to how painful you want this experience to be. Painful?
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  Speaker 9: Voting for epic bad? Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 9: If that's what you want. All right, so we're taking
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  Speaker 9: a vote. Mediocre bad film or epic bad? It's painfully
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  Speaker 9: bad on the second option. Our table over here is
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  Speaker 9: voting for horrible, so we have... All right, if everyone's
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  Speaker 9: up for it, I wasn't sure what you guys were
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  Speaker 9: willing to put up with because it's painful. It's juvenile
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  Speaker 9: and slapsticky. If you're ready for it.
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  Speaker 12: Alright.
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  Speaker 9: Epic bad? Is that your vote? Alright. Hurt is plenty.
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  Speaker 9: Hurt is plenty, I believe is what Dave just said there.
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  Speaker 9: We'll check back with him later and see if he
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  Speaker 9: feels that he made the right choice. So in making
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  Speaker 9: their choice, what they signed on to watch was in
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  Speaker 9: fact To Catch a Yeti. Starring the fine acting skills
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  Speaker 9: of none other than Meatloaf, it is considered by many
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  Speaker 9: to be one of the worst films of all time.
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  Speaker 9: Now that's certainly arguable, but it's pretty bad. So hopefully
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  Speaker 9: you two are equally as much of a glutton for
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  Speaker 9: punishment as our audience was, and you've already taken it
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  Speaker 9: upon yourself to watch the, um, film. If not, go
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  Speaker 9: seek it out. It's something you sort of have to
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  Speaker 9: experience all on your own. Oh yeah, and I found
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  Speaker 9: this great short film to kick things off, so here,
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  Speaker 9: I tell them a little about that as well. So
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  Speaker 9: it is a full show, which also includes a short
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  Speaker 9: film that may be better than anything else you'll have
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  Speaker 9: this evening. I'm glad I came upon it, and it
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  Speaker 9: involves a popular superhero, an A-list special guest star, actually,
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  Speaker 9: and a yeti with a weird fetish, we'll say. So
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  Speaker 9: enjoy the short film, and you've chosen the horrible movie,
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  Speaker 9: so you can enjoy that. Good luck to you. Yes,
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  Speaker 9: it has all of those things. So I'll work in
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  Speaker 9: a few little clips in here during the break, but
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  Speaker 9: you really should see it for yourself. So if you're interested,
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  Speaker 9: drop me a line on Facebook or an email form,
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  Speaker 9: and I'll send you the link.
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  Speaker 5: It's out there, and.
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  Speaker 6: It's pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 9: All right, with that, we'll take our break and experience
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  Speaker 9: some of the pre-movie attractions that we had on hand
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  Speaker 9: that night. And when we come back, the audience will
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  Speaker 9: have suffered through this week's feature, and we'll begin to
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  Speaker 9: get their reactions. So on with the Yeti Spaghetti Show.
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  Speaker 4: here you are the best spaghetti in town.
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  Speaker 9: Ah, grape soda with plenty of ice.
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  Speaker 2: Just the way I like it.
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  Speaker 4: If I hadn't been off duty, why, I'd have arrested
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  Speaker 17: It should sound like the Yeti.
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  Speaker 3: It is the Yeti.
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  Speaker 17: And what other mischief is he up to? Meanwhile... It's
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  Speaker 17: time for Tales from the Cryptid.
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  Speaker 15: It's Teddy Bear. What do you mean?
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  Speaker 8: Mom!
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  Speaker 10: Dad!
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  Speaker 19: What is it?
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  Speaker 6: What happened?
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  Speaker 5: My present!
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  Speaker 12: It escaped!
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  Speaker 10: What do you mean? The animal!
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  Speaker 17: It ran into your backpack!
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  Speaker 8: Wait a second.
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  Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 9: What animal?
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  Speaker 10: My present!
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  Speaker 15: The one you brought me!
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 9: This is the present I brought you from Nepal.
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  Speaker 7: No, it scared me. It was like a teddy bear.
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  Speaker 7: It went behind the chair. It's okay, honey.
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  Speaker 19: It's all right.
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  Speaker 7: It didn't hurt you, did it?
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 3: It ran into your backpack.
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  Speaker 17: Now we know who ate your pie.
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  Speaker 11: What are we.
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  Speaker 7: Going to do?
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  Speaker 9: I mean, we can't just leave.
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  Speaker 7: It there behind the chair.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I've never seen anything like this.
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  Speaker 9: Is it?
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  Speaker 5: What do I look like?
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  Speaker 7: Well, isn't there someone.
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  Speaker 10: We can call or something?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, we can't call somebody.
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  Speaker 9: It's against the law.
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  Speaker 7: I could go to jail.
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  Speaker 18: Okay?
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  Speaker 11: And though I pleaded on my bed to not to
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  Speaker 11: walk out that.
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  Speaker 9: Door She packed her bags and.
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  Speaker 10: Turned right away And she kept on telling me. She
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  Speaker 10: kept on telling me. She kept on telling me.
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  Speaker 11: I want you. I need you. But there ain't no
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  Speaker 11: way I'm ever gonna love you.
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  Speaker 6: Now don't be sad.
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  Speaker 10: Don't be sad.
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  Speaker 14: Cause you have me.
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  Speaker 9: Alright, are you ready to break this.
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  Speaker 5: Thing down?
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  Speaker 9: First, would you like to give your take on the movie?
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  Speaker 3: Best movie I've ever seen. I had a tear in
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  Speaker 3: my eye there at the end.
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  Speaker 9: Me too, but for a different reason.
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  Speaker 5: I think I might have to own it.
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  Speaker 14: It's that good.
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  Speaker 9: Good is what you're saying. Good.
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  Speaker 3: I'd like to learn to ski on my feet.
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  Speaker 9: You need giant Bigfoot feet. See if you can get that.
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  Speaker 9: Have you ever seen my feet? Do we want to
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  Speaker 9: go there, really? I thought we weren't supposed to tell
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  Speaker 9: that in front of Greg. That would be Greg's word.
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  Speaker 5: That's my wife.
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  Speaker 9: Would you like to tell us what you think of
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  Speaker 9: the movie?
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  Speaker 5: I loved it.
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  Speaker 9: I wish we had more kids over here to watch that.
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  Speaker 9: It took me back like when I was six. We're
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  Speaker 9: all very juvenile, if that helps. I mean, Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 6: 77, I heard.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, with the kids. And what was your name?
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  Speaker 5: Albert Laker. Awesome.
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  Speaker 9: All right, so we have a special guest, Dave from
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  Speaker 9: Tower of Technobabble. Dave, what do you think of this masterpiece?
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  Speaker 6: There was a Tkechi Yeti-sized hole in my soul that
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  Speaker 6: is now filled. I feel final and complete.
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  Speaker 9: It's a special film.
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  Speaker 6: Now, is this pre-Fight Club or post-Fight Club meatloaf?
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  Speaker 9: 95, I believe. So that's right before, maybe?
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  Speaker 6: Those mullets, I would have put it back in 87, 88, perhaps.
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  Speaker 9: I have it here. Let me make.
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  Speaker 17: Sure.
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  Speaker 9: Trying to hold all this crap.
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  Speaker 6: I am just going by mullets. I mean, if it's
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  Speaker 6: shot in Canada, I know they're like eight years behind.
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  Speaker 9: I think there was a little Canadian action going on there.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I heard in a boat, I think.
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  Speaker 9: 1995, though.
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  Speaker 6: Wow. Well, they are like eight years behind us. You know, heroin.
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  Speaker 9: A boot eight years behind us.
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  Speaker 6: A boot. So anyway, yes, I feel complete now. I
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  Speaker 6: feel that my time on Earth has been well spent
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  Speaker 6: and can now end.
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  Speaker 9: Please let it end? Is that what you're saying?
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  Speaker 6: It's getting better now towards the end. I'm going back
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  Speaker 6: up the roller coaster now.
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  Speaker 9: There we go. Slallowing to your doom eventually. But for now,
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  Speaker 9: it's all going back up.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: My favorite thing is, though, it has something in common
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: with Star Trek The Next Generation in that the phrase,
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: shut up, Wesley, was used twice.
• 18:51
  Speaker 9: I guess they get that beforehand. They stole from Star
• 18:56
  Speaker 9: Trek The Next Generation.
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: Shut up, Wesley.
• 19:01
  Speaker 9: Would you like to give your take on the film?
• 19:04
  Speaker 18: It was the most awesomely bad movie I have ever
• 19:08
  Speaker 18: seen in my entire life.
• 19:10
  Speaker 9: And you live with Dave, so.
• 19:12
  Speaker 18: And I do live with Dave, so I have seen
• 19:13
  Speaker 18: a lot of awesomely bad movies.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: It's not a facial hazard.
• 19:17
  Speaker 18: This one takes the cake by a lot.
• 19:21
  Speaker 9: Fair warning, I was like, this is rough.
• 19:23
  Speaker 18: You delivered on said promise of epically bad.
• 19:28
  Speaker 9: The other one was just mediocre, so you guys, you
• 19:30
  Speaker 9: made the tough call, but.
• 19:31
  Speaker 14: But it was way better.
• 19:32
  Speaker 18: To see this movie with a huge group of people, so,
• 19:35
  Speaker 18: rather than just, you know, the two of us.
• 19:37
  Speaker 9: At home, yeah, you would have been stabbing your eyes out.
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: What was the other one? I want to do the
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: black box comparison.
• 19:43
  Speaker 9: We should just save that for a future episode.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 19:47
  Speaker 18: There's only so many Yeti movies, right? You've got to
• 19:49
  Speaker 18: keep one in the can.
• 19:50
  Speaker 9: Oddly enough, there's a lot. I have to say, I'm
• 19:54
  Speaker 9: shocked at how many I've come across now.
• 19:55
  Speaker 18: Are they all equally bad?
• 19:57
  Speaker 9: Kind of. That's kind of why I was like, we
• 19:59
  Speaker 9: do have a really good amount, and a lot lately
• 20:02
  Speaker 9: now that the wonderful Sci-Fi Channel has come along. Got it.
• 20:06
  Speaker 18: Well, we'll have to stay tuned.
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: Hang on.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: You're a girl.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: What?
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: What time frame would you put this movie in?
• 20:13
  Speaker 18: I would say between 81 and 83.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: I was actually closer.
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: 95.
• 20:23
  Speaker 18: Oh, good lord. I should have known.
• 20:26
  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: You win. If this was the Price is Right, I
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: would have won because neither one of us went over.
• 20:36
  Speaker 9: It's a good bid, then.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: It's been a slice of heaven. Or slice of something, anyway.
• 20:42
  Speaker 9: Spaghetti?
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: Yes, it's been a slice of spaghetti.
• 20:45
  Speaker 9: All right, well, I will free you back into the world.
• 20:52
  Speaker 9: I'd chew your own leg off to escape if I
• 20:55
  Speaker 9: were you, so... Thank you.
• 20:56
  Speaker 14: For doing this.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: It was awesome.
• 20:58
  Speaker 9: Awesomely bad.
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: The world is now a smaller, colder place.
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: Much like my heart.
• 21:06
  Speaker 7: All right!
• 21:08
  Speaker 9: Thank you for joining us tonight.
• 21:10
  Speaker 14: Where did you find that monstrosity?
• 21:11
  Speaker 9: Hell.
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 21:15
  Speaker 9: Do we want to get to the details of this mess?
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: In our usual fashion.
• 21:20
  Speaker 9: It is time for our special edition of Yeti Spaghetti Show.
• 21:24
  Speaker 9: And so we're doing out on the town these special
• 21:26
  Speaker 9: tales from the cryptid version. We have so many subsections
• 21:29
  Speaker 9: of monster movies I can't keep up at this point.
• 21:32
  Speaker 9: The film is To Catch a Yeti. The year is 1995.
• 21:34
  Speaker 9: The director is Bob Keene. Yeah, everyone has said that
• 21:39
  Speaker 9: so far. 95. Director Bob Keen. The plot, according to IMDB,
• 21:45
  Speaker 9: they don't have one. If that tells you something. So, whatever.
• 21:51
  Speaker 9: Hunter searches for the elusive yeti. Ridiculousness ensues. Spoiler alert!
• 21:55
  Speaker 9: We don't want to ruin this for you, so go
• 21:57
  Speaker 9: seek it out and find it yourself.
• 22:00
  Speaker 11: Suckers.
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: Alright, where would you like to begin? Bill, this is
• 22:04
  Speaker 9: the first time you've been on the show. You've Witness
• 22:08
  Speaker 9: the wonder of this movie. What are your thoughts on it?
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Well, the space scenes were my favorite. Were you watching
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: Critters 4? Wait a minute.
• 22:23
  Speaker 19: You know, I'm kind of speechless because for one thing,
• 22:27
  Speaker 19: I thought it was a lot older than it was.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: And for another, I've never heard of this movie. Milos'
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: acting is amazing. His one-liners are great. Yeah.
• 22:38
  Speaker 19: That was a very interesting mixed family. Part Asian, part
• 22:41
  Speaker 19: another country.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Very entertaining.
• 22:53
  Speaker 9: Who else has wonderful thoughts on this film?
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: I don't know anybody else. I don't officially know you.
• 23:00
  Speaker 9: We can round out the rest of the introduction.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: Josh. I don't know you or you.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: I'm Christian.
• 23:09
  Speaker 9: You can't escape, Lucy. You have to at least tell
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: us what you think before you go.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I'm sorry.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to sneak out because I have a
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: long drive ahead of me.
• 23:19
  Speaker 9: That's true.
• 23:19
  Speaker 14: I do.
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: Thank you for coming.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: And so much thinking to do about that film.
• 23:22
  Speaker 9: So much mulling over.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the next hour and 15 minutes in my car
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: is going to be pretty heavy.
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: You're welcome.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: I enjoyed how.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: The last half hour, it seemed always on the precipice
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: of going really, really, really dark. Like when all of
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: a sudden Meat Loaf suggests that they take the guns
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: into the house, like do a home invasion in the
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: middle of the night, like arm to the teeth.
• 23:46
  Speaker 9: It becomes Straw Dogs for a second.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this could be someplace really scary.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: And then when she went all sort of like, yeah,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: vigilante on them. And then, you know, he's threatening her parents.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: He's inside the house with guns.
• 24:00
  Speaker 9: They're about to asphyxiate. Yeah.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: It could have been.
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: Really, really?
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's.
• 24:05
  Speaker 9: Already bad, but it could have gone differently.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: My whole takeaway is I'm really concerned about the safety measures.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: I feel like inside their home, that's not fire code
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: to have windows in the basement that don't open from
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: the interior.
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: I didn't really understand that either.
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: But they were alarmed because you saw the alarm company sticker.
• 24:27
  Speaker 14: It wasn't back in the alarm.
• 24:29
  Speaker 9: But yeah, I mean, she was able to climb.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: houses jump off roofs i mean she could do anything
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: except open a window well and.
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: I like the the about two minutes wasted of her
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: dad walking her as she comes down the roof to
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: get her off safely from the roof and put in
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: the car because most filmmakers would sort of leave that
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: scene out because it didn't really drive the plot.
• 24:56
  Speaker 9: Anywhere And as someone in the audience exclaimed, they're like,
• 25:00
  Speaker 9: it's okay, honey. Daddy's here now. She just saved you.
• 25:04
  Speaker 9: She just had an elaborate plan where she very smartly
• 25:09
  Speaker 9: laid waste to her villain and rescued you two with
• 25:12
  Speaker 9: the help of a Yeti, of course. And then she
• 25:15
  Speaker 9: can't get off a roof by herself.
• 25:16
  Speaker 19: I think the whole premise of the movie was basically
• 25:20
  Speaker 19: that none of.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: The parents all the way around had any right having children.
• 25:27
  Speaker 9: I think that about a lot of people I see
• 25:29
  Speaker 9: in the world. Lucy has escaped now, so goodbye, Lucy.
• 25:34
  Speaker 9: She's back on the road already. How does this help us, Mr.
• 25:37
  Speaker 11: Grizzly?
• 25:38
  Speaker 20: It helps this way. These two guys were climbing in Nepal, right?
• 25:42
  Speaker 20: It's a small town, and there's bound to be a story.
• 25:46
  Speaker 20: We find these guys, and we find that Yeti.
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: Dave Bristow.
• 25:58
  Speaker 20: Mike Kelly. Officer Mike Kelly.
• 26:03
  Speaker 14: You mean one of them's a cop?
• 26:05
  Speaker 20: One of them's a cop. Let's stay away from him.
• 26:11
  Speaker 20: Dave Bristow, age 37, married.
• 26:16
  Speaker 9: Wife's name is Kate.
• 26:18
  Speaker 20: Daughter's name is Amy. Runs a camping goods store.
• 26:23
  Speaker 9: His daughter runs a camping goods store, Mr.
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: Grizzly?
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: Are you stupid?
• 26:32
  Speaker 18: Yes?
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: I just want to say I would do anything for Yeti,
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: but I won't do that. It had to be sad.
• 26:40
  Speaker 9: Well, yeah, that's the thing. I was like, you just
• 26:41
  Speaker 9: saved me from making that horrible, horrible.
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: I feel bad because I would have thought that the
• 26:46
  Speaker 8: whole movie would be peppered with him dropping lines from
• 26:49
  Speaker 8: his songs, and not a single meatloaf song nor lyric
• 26:53
  Speaker 8: was mentioned in the entire movie.
• 26:55
  Speaker 9: You're thinking of an equally impressive movie, Spice World.
• 26:59
  Speaker 21: And then I'm glad that he finally explained what he
• 27:03
  Speaker 21: had around his neck because I thought for sure that
• 27:07
  Speaker 21: was a Bigfoot dick the entire time.
• 27:11
  Speaker 9: Maybe this is his cover story, that whole rabbit's foot thing.
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: But the entire time you kept seeing this furry thing
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: around his neck and I thought for sure that was
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: like a Bigfoot trophy. Just a whole other movie. Just
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: a whole other movie.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: Well, that is prequel material right there.
• 27:31
  Speaker 9: Actually, there, I don't know about specifically Yeti, but there
• 27:36
  Speaker 9: is definitely Bigfoot porn out there. So if you need
• 27:38
  Speaker 9: that in particular, we can probably find that movie for you.
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: So that could be like Bigfoot porn slash torture porn.
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: This was torture porn, was it not?
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 27:53
  Speaker 22: Okay, well, let's just discuss the story as a whole.
• 27:56
  Speaker 22: How many things do we feel they ripped off? I mean,
• 27:59
  Speaker 22: everything feels like it was a piece of another movie
• 28:02
  Speaker 22: crammed into this one.
• 28:04
  Speaker 9: I feel like it's already a, not even low rent,
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: it's like ghetto level of E.T. ripoff, right?
• 28:11
  Speaker 14: Short circuit. Hey, when was Fight Club? Because that was.
• 28:16
  Speaker 9: 1999.
• 28:17
  Speaker 14: So that was for.
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: I had to look that up.
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah, right.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: We're not supposed to talk about that.
• 28:26
  Speaker 9: Are you in the club?
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: Can't talk about it.
• 28:30
  Speaker 9: Let's go in the parking lot and take care of this.
• 28:35
  Speaker 9: So are we comparing it to just because he was
• 28:37
  Speaker 9: in there or because you feel it has a similar
• 28:40
  Speaker 9: plot device involved? Do you think there really isn't a Yeti?
• 28:46
  Speaker 14: No, because.
• 28:46
  Speaker 9: And the girl was all just imagining this in her
• 28:49
  Speaker 9: delusional little mind.
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: I was sort of waiting for, who was the guy
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: from Dallas?
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: I was waiting for him to wake up in the
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: shower at the end of this.
• 29:00
  Speaker 9: Bobby.
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't know.
• 29:05
  Speaker 9: I feel like it's also, I mean, aside from the
• 29:08
  Speaker 9: giant E.T. ripoff that it is, there's, like, it changes
• 29:12
  Speaker 9: gears midway in. There's, like, the part in the middle
• 29:15
  Speaker 9: where it becomes Frosty the Snowman. which is jumping on
• 29:19
  Speaker 9: the train and taking him back to the North Pole
• 29:22
  Speaker 9: or wherever it is so he doesn't get too warm.
• 29:25
  Speaker 9: Is that not exactly just Frosty?
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: What about the Michael Keaton Jack Frost movie?
• 29:33
  Speaker 9: Which, of course, we're going to get to at some
• 29:34
  Speaker 9: point on this show.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: I kind of saw some Problem Child in there. with
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: the kid, Wesley.
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: And then there was also a smidgen of Home Alone
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: going on with her little rescue mission.
• 29:52
  Speaker 8: Well, I sort of feel bad for Wesley because he
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: basically was the punching dummy of the entire movie.
• 29:59
  Speaker 9: I do like how much physical violence is just sort
• 30:02
  Speaker 9: of wailed upon a relatively small child in this film.
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I think that, you know, child care services would
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: probably have a problem with this movie.
• 30:10
  Speaker 9: Although he was toting a shotgun at one point.
• 30:14
  Speaker 8: Well, his parents shouldn't keep multiple guns in the trunk of.
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: Every car because hundreds of people hated his dad.
• 30:21
  Speaker 9: That's a pretty good reason. That's why I have my arsenal.
• 30:23
  Speaker 9: I mean, hundreds of people hate me for making them
• 30:26
  Speaker 9: watch this movie. Or at least the roomful we had here.
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: Well, it's also nice that his son is cognizant of
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: how much of a bastard his dad is and how
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: much everyone wants his dad dead.
• 30:39
  Speaker 9: Didn't fall far from the tree.
• 30:40
  Speaker 14: I did hear the phrase walk easy for the first
• 30:44
  Speaker 14: time in my life. I think we should introduce that one.
• 30:49
  Speaker 9: The lips of meatloaf. Now, I was going with, you
• 30:53
  Speaker 9: were doing Problem Child. I was thinking, in the first
• 30:56
  Speaker 9: scene where we get to meet Wesley, like, yes, Very
• 30:59
  Speaker 9: Veruca Salt. Give it to me. I want it now.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: No, I totally saw that, too.
• 31:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: I kind of missed that whole part.
• 31:07
  Speaker 9: I need an Oompa Loompa.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: You had Veruca Salt. You also kind of had Mike TV.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: And you also had, what was his name?
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: Agustuff.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Agustuff, yeah.
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: You had all of those.
• 31:17
  Speaker 9: They were all kind of rolled into one.
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: So would that make Meatloaf Willy Wonka?
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 31:23
  Speaker 9: Or Grandpa?
• 31:25
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 31:29
  Speaker 9: How about the fine effects we had in this movie?
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: Well, again, I think the space scenes were incredible. It
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: is amazing that given.
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: The budget of the movie that they were able to
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: pull off easily Star Wars era special effects.
• 31:43
  Speaker 9: Did I nod off in the middle of it? What
• 31:46
  Speaker 9: movie were you guys watching?
• 31:47
  Speaker 19: I mean, the special effects weren't as good as Spider-Man
• 31:49
  Speaker 19: shooting his web and the electric company thing beforehand.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: But they were on par.
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: They were special. They were just special. Was that.
• 31:57
  Speaker 9: Not the best thing about The Evening was that short
• 32:00
  Speaker 9: film we found.
• 32:01
  Speaker 8: It is sad how much of my childhood came back
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: and that, especially, you know, oh my God, that's Morgan Freeman.
• 32:10
  Speaker 9: That's what I'm midway in. I'm like, this is terrible
• 32:13
  Speaker 9: and awesome and oh my God, is that Morgan Freeman? Yeah,
• 32:20
  Speaker 9: I can't, like.
• 32:21
  Speaker 8: So much of my childhood came back when I saw
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: that because I remember seeing that, you know, as a kid.
• 32:28
  Speaker 9: But it's just oddly fetishized. There's a whole lot of
• 32:33
  Speaker 9: weird stuff out there. Thank you, Internet, for exposing us.
• 32:36
  Speaker 9: But I'm sure sitting on cold things is somebody's thing
• 32:40
  Speaker 9: out there.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: Especially when they disappear.
• 32:41
  Speaker 9: Maybe a Yeti.
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: I wonder how much Sesame Street paid Marvel for the
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: use of one of their prime comic book characters.
• 32:50
  Speaker 9: I was more like, wondering how much, I mean, there's
• 32:54
  Speaker 9: no budget to this movie. How much did they blow
• 32:57
  Speaker 9: on music rights?
• 32:59
  Speaker 8: Well, I was saying, because it ended with a Carpenter song,
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: and now I'm going to show my ignorance of classic rock,
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: but who did Amy?
• 33:07
  Speaker 9: Is that not like Allman Brothers?
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think so.
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: Do you think that Meatloaf pulled some serious strings to
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: get the rights to those songs?
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: Because that probably blew... their whole budget right there.
• 33:22
  Speaker 9: As we just found out last, you know, last time
• 33:24
  Speaker 9: we were talking to an independent filmmaker and he wanted
• 33:26
  Speaker 9: to use an Elton John song and it would have cost,
• 33:29
  Speaker 9: you know, more than the movie just about. I mean,
• 33:31
  Speaker 9: that was where all the money went. So it's like,
• 33:34
  Speaker 9: these were all, cause wasn't there a third one in
• 33:36
  Speaker 9: there somewhere?
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: There was one earlier on.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: There was an oldie song in there too.
• 33:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 33:41
  Speaker 9: So there, um, yeah.
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: Like the run around.
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: Nowhere to run to.
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 33:48
  Speaker 9: So, I mean, there was at least three probably costly...
• 33:52
  Speaker 9: I don't even know that they were the original versions,
• 33:55
  Speaker 9: but still, you have to pay the money when you're
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: using the song, so.
• 33:58
  Speaker 7: I think they were legit original versions.
• 34:01
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: Again, I can't think of where they got the money
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: to do that.
• 34:06
  Speaker 9: One sounded a little off. Maybe it's just the bad
• 34:09
  Speaker 9: soundtrack on this.
• 34:10
  Speaker 14: That was my initial thought when I first heard the
• 34:13
  Speaker 14: first song. I was like, there's the budget right there.
• 34:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 34:16
  Speaker 14: And they'll be loaf songs.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: Well, that's just too easy.
• 34:20
  Speaker 8: The first one, given it was Odie, I was surprised,
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: but when they did Amy, I'm like, holy crap, where did.
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: They score the money?
• 34:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, those last two, you'd think that would kill most
• 34:32
  Speaker 9: movies unless it's a huge studio film.
• 34:35
  Speaker 8: Was like all the entire Allman Brothers family uses extras
• 34:38
  Speaker 8: in the movie and they sort of got the song
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: pro bono?
• 34:42
  Speaker 9: They're secretly yetis.
• 34:44
  Speaker 14: Was the creature made up of just scraps of random.
• 34:49
  Speaker 14: Because it was like an orangutan body.
• 34:52
  Speaker 9: Was it you that asked me if that was the
• 34:54
  Speaker 9: leftover puppet from Mac and Me? Yeah.
• 34:57
  Speaker 14: But the end reminded me of Short Circuit. There was
• 34:59
  Speaker 14: like this, I don't know. That was one of the
• 35:02
  Speaker 14: movies I meant to add.
• 35:04
  Speaker 9: Isn't it like every one of those kids movies? Like
• 35:06
  Speaker 9: at the end they have to send the animal back
• 35:09
  Speaker 9: to space or the woods or wherever. Flipper goes to
• 35:13
  Speaker 9: the ocean or something like that.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 35:14
  Speaker 9: They always kind of end like.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: That, right? Yeah.
• 35:17
  Speaker 19: It was kind of like they spent all the budget
• 35:20
  Speaker 19: on animating the animal's face because none of its movements
• 35:24
  Speaker 19: were worth anything.
• 35:25
  Speaker 8: I think they went dumpster diving at Jim Henson's workshop.
• 35:29
  Speaker 19: Like his face would have had expressions, but his arms
• 35:32
  Speaker 19: and legs didn't.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: Move very good.
• 35:33
  Speaker 9: Well, and you'd notice, again, this is, I guess to
• 35:36
  Speaker 9: their credit, somewhat clever editing the fact that they knew
• 35:40
  Speaker 9: the arms and legs don't move very well, so there's
• 35:42
  Speaker 9: a lot of close-ups on that puppet. A lot of close-ups.
• 35:47
  Speaker 14: And we forgot about the sexing scene when she found out.
• 35:51
  Speaker 9: Exactly.
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: Again.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: I checked.
• 35:54
  Speaker 9: Now which one were we talking about?
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: At the beginning. On the kitchen table.
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: I think the mother referred to it as an it
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: and the daughter goes, no, it's a he.
• 36:06
  Speaker 7: I checked.
• 36:08
  Speaker 9: I think he wiggled his toes after that, too.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: He made a suspicious noise right after that, too. It
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: was like... Oh, she checked.
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: Thoroughly, apparently.
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: I sort of felt bad when the daughter was in
• 36:19
  Speaker 8: the room alone with the creature showing it the stuffed animals.
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: I thought it might take another dark turn of.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Well, towards the end.
• 36:26
  Speaker 9: Let me show you something.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: Towards the end, he was making some strange movements and
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: sounds when she was like, what's wrong? And I'm like,
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: nothing's wrong. He's having a good time by himself, apparently.
• 36:36
  Speaker 9: Is that a theme? I mean, of the two Yeti movies,
• 36:39
  Speaker 9: there's now been two of them where we've had sound
• 36:41
  Speaker 9: effects that kind of sound like there's another kind of
• 36:43
  Speaker 9: scene going on.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: This is my room.
• 36:46
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: Sit here.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Don't move.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Let me take it off you.
• 36:53
  Speaker 9: It's too hot.
• 36:54
  Speaker 17: Let me show you my toys. What's the matter, Hank?
• 37:04
  Speaker 17: Is it the mannequins?
• 37:06
  Speaker 9: Is it the snow?
• 37:06
  Speaker 10: Hank?
• 37:08
  Speaker 11: Or are you gonna be trouble?
• 37:13
  Speaker 10: Let's get dressed, Hank.
• 37:27
  Speaker 9: And the Yeti seems a little overly excited about the
• 37:31
  Speaker 9: female main character.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: I think you need to check and see if there's, like,
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: not rated versions of both of these out, because I
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: think it's just, like, scenes that are cut out that,
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: you know, those scenes are leading into, like, other scenes.
• 37:43
  Speaker 9: So I should find those and, like, link them all
• 37:45
  Speaker 9: to you is what you're saying.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: I'm good.
• 37:47
  Speaker 11: Thank you.
• 37:48
  Speaker 9: We all need to finish the movie.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: I'm good without them. By the way, that song was
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: not the Allman Brothers. It was the Pure Prairie League.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 37:57
  Speaker 18: Really?
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I googled it.
• 37:59
  Speaker 9: Interesting.
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: Or maybe it comes cheaper than the Allman Brothers.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: It's spelled A-M-I-E. I don't know if that makes a difference.
• 38:08
  Speaker 9: I think I knew that part. Obviously, I was off
• 38:11
  Speaker 9: on the band.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: I really like how this Yeti didn't look like Jesus, though.
• 38:17
  Speaker 9: That was mostly in your head.
• 38:18
  Speaker 12: No.
• 38:19
  Speaker 9: You were obsessed with Yeti Jesus last movie.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: It kind of looked more like a gremlin.
• 38:24
  Speaker 9: A little bit, yeah.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Than anything, and I was really worried that she wasn't
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: supposed to feed him after midnight, but apparently that wasn't
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: an issue.
• 38:32
  Speaker 19: It really resembled those critters, also.
• 38:36
  Speaker 8: What I like how, at least twice in the movie,
• 38:40
  Speaker 8: they go, that's not a yeti, it's not big enough.
• 38:43
  Speaker 8: And so there's this whole subplot of this little creature
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: having gigantic feet, therefore causing cryptozoologists throughout the world.
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: To be mistaking... The shape of what a Yeti is
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: because of these huge footprints.
• 38:59
  Speaker 9: I do have to give them credit. I mean, they
• 39:00
  Speaker 9: have kind of kicked open a whole new door in
• 39:02
  Speaker 9: the cryptozoology world.
• 39:04
  Speaker 8: Which I thought was even more disturbing when she apparently
• 39:06
  Speaker 8: checked out the Yeti's gender because.
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: You know what they say.
• 39:10
  Speaker 9: About big feet. Big foot, big Yeti?
• 39:13
  Speaker 8: Maybe that's why it was so easy for her to
• 39:16
  Speaker 8: tell the gender of the Yeti.
• 39:22
  Speaker 9: Oh, God.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: There are cut scenes.
• 39:26
  Speaker 9: I don't think most children know how to tell the
• 39:28
  Speaker 9: sex on a Yeti.
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: So apparently it was very obvious. Because if I, at
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: the age of 10, would have found a Yeti, it
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: wouldn't have been my first.
• 39:35
  Speaker 9: Like, oh, is it a boy?
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: Is it a girl? I don't know.
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: That wouldn't have been on my mind.
• 39:39
  Speaker 9: I still go way back.
• 39:40
  Speaker 8: If the feet analogy stands, it may have been hard
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: to miss.
• 39:47
  Speaker 9: I still go with the Pac-Man rule. Unless they have
• 39:50
  Speaker 9: a bow, how can it be a girl?
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: It did not have a bow. Nature fails us yet again.
• 40:00
  Speaker 9: Nature finds a way.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: What was that one real famous low-budget movie? Was it Trolls?
• 40:07
  Speaker 9: The one with the green stuff? Yeah, because the original Troll... Well, no,
• 40:11
  Speaker 9: the original Trolls got... They take over that whole apartment.
• 40:14
  Speaker 8: Yes, but the green one he's talking about that we
• 40:17
  Speaker 8: watched the movie and documentary about.
• 40:19
  Speaker 19: It kind of had a little bit of that feel
• 40:21
  Speaker 19: to it.
• 40:22
  Speaker 9: I mean, it does seem like haphazardly slapped together. Just
• 40:26
  Speaker 9: like even where they're at sometimes. Like, was that a
• 40:29
  Speaker 9: real house? I guess maybe it was, but it looks
• 40:32
  Speaker 9: so shoddy. I'm like, it kind of looks like a
• 40:34
  Speaker 9: bad set.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: It kind of looks like somebody's house that was like,
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: they were like, hey, you can use my house. How
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: about you guys film a movie here? And then my
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: house will be famous.
• 40:42
  Speaker 9: Which happens sometimes.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: It just looked like one of those prefab deals.
• 40:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I wonder which actor's house that was.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, yeah.
• 40:50
  Speaker 9: Director's cousin.
• 40:52
  Speaker 7: And I sort of wonder where they got the cop car.
• 40:56
  Speaker 9: Director's uncle. This is how you make independent films.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: They stole it.
• 41:02
  Speaker 9: Calling in favors.
• 41:03
  Speaker 7: So you don't think they actually went to New York
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: to film the New York scenes?
• 41:08
  Speaker 9: Okay, if this is New York, or Toronto, probably Toronto,
• 41:14
  Speaker 9: why do they keep setting these things in Toronto?
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: Well, when I looked it up on IMDb, it did
• 41:19
  Speaker 8: say it was a Canadian film, and it was a
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: TV movie.
• 41:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I think it was Canadian, and I'm blaming you.
• 41:24
  Speaker 9: Though they probably couldn't do anything else with it. I mean,
• 41:26
  Speaker 9: there was part of it that.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Looked like Grand Central, but it wasn't all of Grand Central.
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: That was faked.
• 41:34
  Speaker 8: That was obviously green screen, and they had a couple
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: people walk in front.
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: Of them that completely stood out from the scene behind it.
• 41:42
  Speaker 9: They had green screen.
• 41:44
  Speaker 7: I think it was downtown Bowling Green, Kentucky.
• 41:47
  Speaker 9: I think that's.
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: What it was. Pretty sure.
• 41:50
  Speaker 9: Bowling Green, Canada. They have one of those, I'm sure.
• 41:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 41:56
  Speaker 9: We're pretty sure it's Canadian. We're blaming Canada like we do.
• 42:01
  Speaker 9: When I don't blame France, I blame Canada. But no, okay,
• 42:06
  Speaker 9: if they're in New York, and have some people here
• 42:10
  Speaker 9: been to New York before? And quite often, do you
• 42:14
  Speaker 9: kind of like, oh, I lose sight of somebody. Oh, wait,
• 42:16
  Speaker 9: they're over there. I mean, in searching for someone in
• 42:19
  Speaker 9: an entire city, how often did they go, oh, wait,
• 42:21
  Speaker 9: there they are? Or Meatloaf would just come around a
• 42:23
  Speaker 9: corner and grab her out of, like, the entire city
• 42:26
  Speaker 9: of people he could have been looking for.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, that happens in Home Alone 2.
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: Lost in New York.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Well, actually, yeah, Home Alone 2, exactly. I meant also,
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: but that works.
• 42:35
  Speaker 14: In addition to.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: In addition, as well as.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: But.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I've been with people in New York City
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: and lost them, you know, and not found them until
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: like a week later when we reconvened where we came from. So, right,
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: face down, bleeding.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: It was all the little girl's fault because she kept
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: going south. So Meatloaf always knew where she was.
• 42:57
  Speaker 9: Well, and I'm like, don't you want to go north?
• 42:59
  Speaker 9: Isn't that the objective? Just basically, that's the whole idea.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: And you know what's south, right? The train station.
• 43:07
  Speaker 9: Is this code again? Wait a minute. And you know
• 43:12
  Speaker 9: what's south? Those big feet at the end.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: I thought that's where you were going.
• 43:18
  Speaker 8: Oh, man. Well, it's nice to know that the Yeti
• 43:22
  Speaker 8: wasn't just some strange genetic offshoot, a one-off of nature,
• 43:28
  Speaker 8: that there is a whole family of them living in
• 43:32
  Speaker 8: the himalayas.
• 43:33
  Speaker 9: Speaking of which how did we not get to harry
• 43:36
  Speaker 9: and the hendersons because it's exactly harry and the hendersons.
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: When i'm like the the beginning song that was talking
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: about hunting bigfoot and i'm like are we watching a
• 43:50
  Speaker 8: yeti movie or are we.
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: Watching a sasquatch movie because the the song's talking about.
• 43:57
  Speaker 9: Greg and I got into that argument online the other
• 44:00
  Speaker 9: day because he kept trying to say that they were
• 44:03
  Speaker 9: the same thing, and I'm of the opinion there's a
• 44:05
  Speaker 9: split there. You know, you've got the wintery ones and
• 44:08
  Speaker 9: the summer ones. I go by the fur, but, I mean,
• 44:12
  Speaker 9: they screw that up all the time because last time,
• 44:16
  Speaker 9: the movie, they pull him out of the Himalayas, but
• 44:18
  Speaker 9: he's got brown fur, and according to you, he looks
• 44:20
  Speaker 9: like Jesus, so. Again, they get it wrong in the
• 44:23
  Speaker 9: movies all the time, but I'm going by this classic
• 44:26
  Speaker 9: artwork we have for Movie Meltdown, where he's white and
• 44:29
  Speaker 9: he's Yeti.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: Well, we saw it, because it was actually here.
• 44:33
  Speaker 9: That's true. We did have a live Yeti. Many of
• 44:36
  Speaker 9: us posed with it. Check your Facebooks.
• 44:39
  Speaker 8: Now, at any point, did the $ 6 million man ever
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: fight a Yeti, or was that just a Bigfoot?
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: Just a Bigfoot.
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: That was actually a robot.
• 44:47
  Speaker 9: Spoiler alert!
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: Built by the Atlanteans.
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: Yes, for those of you who are unfamiliar with a
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: probably near 30-year-old TV show, spoiler alert, Bigfoot was a
• 44:59
  Speaker 8: robot built by Atlanteans.
• 45:01
  Speaker 9: Let me interject with.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: It was also a cool toy.
• 45:07
  Speaker 9: An awesome toy. This Yeti's chest did not pop off
• 45:10
  Speaker 9: at all. There were no robotics inside.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: I was sad.
• 45:15
  Speaker 19: I can't say that I wasn't anticipating that a mama
• 45:18
  Speaker 19: yeti was going to show up and school the bad guys.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: That was actually like a monster.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: Explorers.
• 45:25
  Speaker 19: And I also kept waiting for Henry Rollins to make
• 45:28
  Speaker 19: like a cameo.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: Because it seems like a bad movie he would be.
• 45:33
  Speaker 9: The chase. All right.
• 45:35
  Speaker 7: I don't think it stops there.
• 45:38
  Speaker 9: No, he's only made one bad move.
• 45:40
  Speaker 23: I don't know.
• 45:41
  Speaker 9: Josh, what is your take on it?
• 45:42
  Speaker 14: My take? Well, actually, I did have this feeling that
• 45:44
  Speaker 14: there was going to be a moment where it turned
• 45:46
  Speaker 14: into this bigger creature, like if water hit it or
• 45:49
  Speaker 14: something like gremlins. I really, like, and just, like, maul everyone,
• 45:53
  Speaker 14: but that would have actually... tied it together quite well.
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: So, like, he would grow, his feet would stay the same,
• 45:59
  Speaker 8: and he'd grow into the creature that was proportional to
• 46:01
  Speaker 8: his feet.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: I can't expect that.
• 46:03
  Speaker 14: You would catch up with his feet.
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: That would actually probably have made a much better movie.
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: It would have.
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: However, they wouldn't have been able to afford.
• 46:10
  Speaker 8: The songs that they used because that would have completely
• 46:13
  Speaker 8: blown the special effects budget.
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: Life-size Yeti suits are hard to come by.
• 46:19
  Speaker 19: I don't know why they didn't, like, put him on
• 46:21
  Speaker 19: the American team for the Olympics, because he was quite
• 46:23
  Speaker 19: the skier.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: He could ski uphill.
• 46:26
  Speaker 9: That's my favorite thing, is how they, like, the special
• 46:30
  Speaker 9: effects on this Yeti would sort of jump around as
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: to what they could afford to do. And I understand that.
• 46:36
  Speaker 9: I may have a house full of puppets myself. And
• 46:38
  Speaker 9: when I'm trying to film them, I'm like... It's funny how, like,
• 46:42
  Speaker 9: for a minute, they were... What was that thing when
• 46:44
  Speaker 9: he was, like, jumping on the bed or whatever?
• 46:46
  Speaker 11: Like, I.
• 46:47
  Speaker 9: I'm not even sure what was going on there. It
• 46:49
  Speaker 9: was wrong. It was disturbing a little bit.
• 46:52
  Speaker 7: I think that was part of his mating ritual.
• 46:54
  Speaker 8: And the girl was completely unaware of what was going on.
• 46:59
  Speaker 9: And again, we go back to creepy. I was just
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: talking about the effect that they were using. I'm not
• 47:03
  Speaker 9: really sure what that was exactly. Like ghetto stop motion
• 47:07
  Speaker 9: or some sort of computer-generated thing. I don't know what
• 47:11
  Speaker 9: it was exactly, but it was a little disturbing. But
• 47:15
  Speaker 9: then it would also, like, switch to, like, it's obviously, like,
• 47:19
  Speaker 9: being puppeted at some points. It's very mechanical in the face.
• 47:23
  Speaker 9: And then other times it would just, when he, like,
• 47:26
  Speaker 9: is on the skateboard and flops off like a puppet.
• 47:29
  Speaker 9: It's the funniest thing in that movie. I'm sorry. The whole,
• 47:35
  Speaker 9: I mean, how many times does he do the, I mean,
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: we've got him skiing and sledding and then the skateboard
• 47:40
  Speaker 9: scene through the city. And how do you top that
• 47:42
  Speaker 9: skateboard scene?
• 47:44
  Speaker 19: Well, I must also say that Meatloaf as an intimidating
• 47:46
  Speaker 19: character was awesome because, I mean, I would be scared.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: The way he would walk out in traffic and just, like,
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: cars would stop. I was pretty impressed.
• 47:54
  Speaker 7: I mean, that.
• 47:55
  Speaker 8: Or he'd throw his partner down in the middle of
• 47:57
  Speaker 8: the street in order to stop traffic.
• 47:59
  Speaker 9: In a better movie, that could actually be pretty entertaining, and, like,
• 48:03
  Speaker 9: that could be turned into, like, an actual character thing,
• 48:06
  Speaker 9: and they really just kind of touch on it here
• 48:07
  Speaker 9: and there, and he always just kind of is grumpy, and,
• 48:10
  Speaker 9: you know, I guess that makes him a badass, huh?
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: Nobody wants to run over Meatloaf, too.
• 48:14
  Speaker 10: That's messy.
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: You don't want to do that. You don't want to
• 48:17
  Speaker 7: run over Meatloaf.
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: Wesley probably had one of the best lines in the
• 48:22
  Speaker 8: movie that actually was a genuine laugh to me. When
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: Meatloaf goes, I didn't come here to get insulted by you.
• 48:29
  Speaker 7: And Wesley goes, well, where do you go?
• 48:34
  Speaker 8: That was a genuinely funny joke.
• 48:38
  Speaker 9: I did actually laugh at that. Again, I think I
• 48:41
  Speaker 9: was like, I sat there going, that might be the
• 48:43
  Speaker 9: only funny piece in this entire thing of a lot
• 48:46
  Speaker 9: of terrible dialogue. That was a good joke.
• 48:49
  Speaker 8: I mean, it's sort of like, wow, way to school
• 48:53
  Speaker 8: me up there, Wesley.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: But the thing is, it was kind of like, it
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: was delivered in such a way where you almost didn't
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: catch it.
• 49:02
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 49:03
  Speaker 9: The timing was off is the problem.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: When you're watching the movie, like, if you're not paying attention,
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: you almost didn't catch it. But I was like, dang. Like,
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: that was a really funny line.
• 49:11
  Speaker 9: It would have been good.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: But the camera was totally focused on something else. Whatever
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: was going on.
• 49:16
  Speaker 7: At the time.
• 49:16
  Speaker 9: It switches to, like, a weird wide shot. Right.
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: And not, like.
• 49:20
  Speaker 9: should have been a back and forth. Again, if we're
• 49:22
  Speaker 9: trying to figure out where they steal it from. You
• 49:24
  Speaker 9: would think it would be very Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. Doesn't
• 49:27
  Speaker 9: it feel like something during the Pee-Wee back and forth?
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: I know you are, but what am I?
• 49:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it seems like... Well, I mean, he throws those
• 49:33
  Speaker 9: lines out. Shouldn't it have been like you cut to
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: a big close-up as he gets in his face?
• 49:36
  Speaker 7: Where do you usually go?
• 49:38
  Speaker 9: Like, that's the joke. That's the timing on that joke.
• 49:41
  Speaker 8: Well, and I think that apparently the writers didn't realize
• 49:45
  Speaker 8: the gold that they had written right there.
• 49:48
  Speaker 9: The one time.
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: That the one time that they.
• 49:52
  Speaker 8: Well, it's a million monkeys typing on typewriters. I mean,
• 49:56
  Speaker 8: they stumbled upon this comedy gold but didn't realize that.
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: It was gold.
• 50:01
  Speaker 9: Shakespearean gold.
• 50:02
  Speaker 7: They thought that the joke was somewhere else in that scene.
• 50:06
  Speaker 9: They're like, look at that stuff on the counter over there.
• 50:08
  Speaker 14: That's hilarious.
• 50:10
  Speaker 9: You missed your one joke.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Now, my question is, do they have, like, an expert.
• 50:16
  Speaker 19: on, like, 80s style come in and make that 80s style?
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: Or did they just find a group of people that
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: were stuck in the 80s in 1995? Because that was
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: one sweet mullet.
• 50:25
  Speaker 9: It's called Canada.
• 50:29
  Speaker 14: The main guy, I thought it was Peter Bogdanovich with
• 50:30
  Speaker 14: a mullet. Like, who is that actor anyway?
• 50:32
  Speaker 9: I mean, he... Meatloaf was it, really.
• 50:35
  Speaker 14: And also, there were more Ford Tempos per... They had
• 50:39
  Speaker 14: more screen time than any other car in that movie.
• 50:42
  Speaker 9: Sponsored by Ford. And possibly Pepsi, based on the inside
• 50:45
  Speaker 9: of the River Tree. It was dated. Those were old
• 50:49
  Speaker 9: Pepsi cans. Those were really old Pepsi cans.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Who was that kid? I know I've seen him in something.
• 50:56
  Speaker 9: This involves someone looking things up. You know we're not
• 50:59
  Speaker 9: supposed to do that.
• 51:01
  Speaker 7: Holy crap.
• 51:04
  Speaker 9: This just in.
• 51:05
  Speaker 7: Mean Girls. Billy Madison.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Yep, Billy Madison. That's where I remember him from.
• 51:11
  Speaker 9: Which one?
• 51:12
  Speaker 23: The kid.
• 51:13
  Speaker 7: Wesley.
• 51:14
  Speaker 10: Oh, no.
• 51:15
  Speaker 7: The kid with the sole good line in the entire movie.
• 51:18
  Speaker 9: Shut up, Wesley.
• 51:20
  Speaker 8: Now, unfortunately, I mean, so the kid's filmography shows up
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: as Mean Girls, Billy Madison, and To Catch a Yeti.
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: So two out of three ain't bad.
• 51:33
  Speaker 9: Damn it. How many are we going to work in?
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 51:38
  Speaker 9: This is a dead ringer for an episode.
• 51:40
  Speaker 7: Thank you, good night. Don't forget to tip your waiters
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: and waitresses.
• 51:44
  Speaker 9: You think that was the one good line, you're in trouble. Well,
• 51:50
  Speaker 9: while we're making fun of Meatloaf, having Meatloaf, of all people,
• 51:55
  Speaker 9: make fun of someone else's weight problem seems really.
• 52:00
  Speaker 12: I don't know.
• 52:00
  Speaker 9: I had problems with that. I'm just like, really? You're
• 52:02
  Speaker 9: going to make fun of this guy? What are you
• 52:05
  Speaker 9: known for?
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, the guy was probably already like, and I'm not,
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: he was like a certified little person. And then they're
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: just going to make fun of him for being fat?
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: The funny thing was, I don't think he was really fat.
• 52:16
  Speaker 10: He was fat, yeah.
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: He had a pillow.
• 52:18
  Speaker 9: He was a bad Santa Claus belly.
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he had an outfit on. He wasn't even fat.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: He was probably a pregnant prosthetic.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, you could see the corners of it
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: in his pants. It was funny. He just had a big,
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: big belly.
• 52:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and what about the awesome getting ready, gearing up
• 52:32
  Speaker 8: montage at the beginning of the movie?
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: I completely forgot about that, you know? See, the gloves
• 52:38
  Speaker 7: go on.
• 52:38
  Speaker 8: Shh, shh, shh.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 52:44
  Speaker 9: But, yeah, I mean, they're, I guess, trying to be, like,
• 52:47
  Speaker 9: really classy and not make fun of the most obvious thing,
• 52:50
  Speaker 9: that he's not a very tall man, but, no, let's
• 52:53
  Speaker 9: give him something to make fun of and then have
• 52:56
  Speaker 9: Meatloaf make fun of him.
• 52:58
  Speaker 19: Speaking of Meatloaf, when Eddie says he didn't like the Yeti,
• 53:01
  Speaker 19: he knew he was an okay kid.
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: I know you get that.
• 53:08
  Speaker 9: And I'm the only.
• 53:13
  Speaker 9: I'm sure somebody out there got it. Lord help us.
• 53:19
  Speaker 9: All right, what have we learned from this film?
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: Oh, I know.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: We learned that yetis don't know how to wave goodbye
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: because they're not human. Unless you touch them on an
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: emotional level and then somehow they understand.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: Wait, emotional level?
• 53:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah. How did she touch.
• 53:38
  Speaker 10: Him?
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: Was I the only one that got it?
• 53:41
  Speaker 9: I thought that's where you're going with it, unless you
• 53:43
  Speaker 9: touch him. And then he learns all kinds of human behavior.
• 53:46
  Speaker 7: That's in the edited scenes that we didn't get to see.
• 53:50
  Speaker 7: Damn it!
• 53:51
  Speaker 9: Jeff's hoarding at his house.
• 53:54
  Speaker 8: Jeff has the cupcakes. I will be googling deleted scenes
• 53:59
  Speaker 8: from To Catch a Yeti later on tonight.
• 54:02
  Speaker 9: You and everyone listening to this podcast.
• 54:05
  Speaker 19: Well, I thought it was going to be, like, a
• 54:06
  Speaker 19: lighthearted thing, but I didn't realize it could be, like,
• 54:08
  Speaker 19: such emotional scenes.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: Like, I felt myself on the verge of crying.
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: Quite a few times.
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: Were you taken on an emotional rollercoaster ride by this film?
• 54:20
  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
• 54:22
  Speaker 7: What'd you say? Was it tour de force?
• 54:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: Of emotions?
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: No.
• 54:25
  Speaker 7: No?
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:29
  Speaker 19: I mean.
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: You look like you're tearing up now just thinking about.
• 54:31
  Speaker 8: It, though.
• 54:32
  Speaker 19: It's rough.
• 54:33
  Speaker 9: I mean.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: He was getting too warm. The girls were getting too cold.
• 54:39
  Speaker 9: There was a.
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: Lot of problems with the atmosphere.
• 54:42
  Speaker 9: Frosty.
• 54:43
  Speaker 8: I'd say the thing I really missed was when they
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: didn't do a little travel overlay when they went from
• 54:51
  Speaker 8: Nepal to New York or New York to Nepal to work.
• 54:54
  Speaker 7: You see the map and you see the red line with.
• 54:57
  Speaker 8: The plane going across it and maybe.
• 55:01
  Speaker 9: I can't afford that music.
• 55:02
  Speaker 7: That would have helped me understand.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: There could have been a nice montage too at the
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: end of all the memories they had together.
• 55:08
  Speaker 9: That's what I was thinking. We needed a montage song.
• 55:11
  Speaker 7: And Hank together. This girl is carrying around a Yeti throughout.
• 55:16
  Speaker 8: I don't know, half the continental United States and there's
• 55:18
  Speaker 8: no picture evidence.
• 55:20
  Speaker 7: No one bothers to take a picture of her.
• 55:23
  Speaker 9: Not everybody had the cell phone.
• 55:25
  Speaker 8: Well, but they had Polaroids or anything back then.
• 55:30
  Speaker 19: One of my favorite scenes was that the airport security
• 55:33
  Speaker 19: all had guns and one of them had an Uzi.
• 55:38
  Speaker 9: That really makes it feel like it's the 80s, doesn't it?
• 55:40
  Speaker 9: Because everybody had an Uzi in the 80s. They just
• 55:42
  Speaker 9: handed them out.
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: I never got one.
• 55:46
  Speaker 9: You've got it at home don't.
• 55:47
  Speaker 8: Lie but one i like how they they had no
• 55:50
  Speaker 8: plan on getting the yeti through security like like you
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: just walk through an entire airport it was.
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: Pre-9-11 you could do whatever you wanted i.
• 55:58
  Speaker 9: Mean that was again one of the bigger laps was
• 56:01
  Speaker 9: he's like oh how are we gonna get it past
• 56:04
  Speaker 9: security like they're in line waiting to go through the
• 56:07
  Speaker 9: x-ray machine and wait a minute, security on an airplane.
• 56:12
  Speaker 7: Huh.
• 56:13
  Speaker 9: Like it just occurred to him.
• 56:14
  Speaker 8: Although it was sort of a genius idea to, I guess,
• 56:16
  Speaker 8: have her pretend to be her stuffed animal.
• 56:19
  Speaker 9: It's not like E.T.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: At all.
• 56:22
  Speaker 9: But, again, I like that it's this giant. What kind
• 56:26
  Speaker 9: of kid drags that on an airplane? It's a weird
• 56:29
  Speaker 9: stuffed animal. She should have. If it were a little later,
• 56:31
  Speaker 9: it would have been one of those fancy backpacks that
• 56:33
  Speaker 9: looks like an animal.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: She should have.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: Thrown it over his back. You want one of those now,
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: don't you?
• 56:40
  Speaker 9: A Yeti backpack. It's going to sweep the nation.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: It could have been a Popple, had it been a
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: few years earlier.
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: I don't think the feet would have been the overdrive part.
• 56:53
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to take that somewhere now, and I don't
• 56:55
  Speaker 9: want to.
• 56:56
  Speaker 8: Well, and then wouldn't, I mean, having grown up in
• 57:01
  Speaker 8: the city, I'm not familiar with what does a Yeti
• 57:05
  Speaker 8: smell like? I mean, could you really carry a Yeti
• 57:11
  Speaker 8: onto a plane and not have everyone complain?
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: Especially with the giant feet.
• 57:15
  Speaker 8: I mean.
• 57:16
  Speaker 9: She did hose him down a day or so earlier.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: He did eat a lot of pine cones.
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: What was the thing with the pine cones? I mean,
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: it showed up in their board game. Were they playing Life?
• 57:28
  Speaker 7: Was that the board game that it looked like they
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: were playing?
• 57:31
  Speaker 9: I thought Monopoly had the different pieces. I'm the dog,
• 57:33
  Speaker 9: I'm the pine cone.
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: Monopoly had the big... The big central spinny thing on
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: the board, which is life. That is life, yes.
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: So were they using pine cones for money? And then
• 57:44
  Speaker 8: what was the deal with at the end he gives
• 57:47
  Speaker 8: the dad a pine cone?
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what he was eating when Meatloaf found him.
• 57:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, he was eating pine cones.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: That's what the pine cones were about.
• 57:57
  Speaker 9: It's a touching moment.
• 57:58
  Speaker 7: See, I imagined that the Yeti was eating an animal there.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: No, no, it was pine cones.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: It was pine cones, because remember, he was a vegetarian.
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: That was his thing.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: It was a vegetarian Yeti. That was another very important
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: line in the movie.
• 58:11
  Speaker 21: Right.
• 58:13
  Speaker 8: I figured the Yeti had just, like, slaughtered a deer
• 58:16
  Speaker 8: or something, and it was sitting there eating it when
• 58:18
  Speaker 8: they came upon it in the wooderness at.
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: The very beginning.
• 58:20
  Speaker 9: He did take it a little dark right from the beginning.
• 58:22
  Speaker 8: Or maybe I just hoped that maybe he'd killed a
• 58:26
  Speaker 8: local Sherpa or something, you know?
• 58:28
  Speaker 9: Chupacabra? Do we have cryptids crossover? Oh, we need to
• 58:32
  Speaker 9: do that at some point.
• 58:33
  Speaker 14: Also, for such a long movie, it jumped right in.
• 58:36
  Speaker 14: There was no buildup or tension. All of a sudden,
• 58:38
  Speaker 14: it's like, here's the thing.
• 58:39
  Speaker 9: Here's the hunter.
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: Within two minutes.
• 58:43
  Speaker 14: I thought it was going to be like a 50-minute movie.
• 58:46
  Speaker 9: You did get that song that explained, you know, I mean,
• 58:49
  Speaker 9: that whole montage at the beginning really filled us in.
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they definitely didn't keep the look of the creature
• 58:55
  Speaker 8: until like the last, you know, the second half of
• 58:58
  Speaker 8: the movie.
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: It's like, boom, here you go.
• 59:01
  Speaker 9: They forgot to steal that from E.T. Because you go
• 59:04
  Speaker 9: a good ways in before you actually see him. But no,
• 59:06
  Speaker 9: not in yeti i really.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Enjoyed the opening scenes or how they use the screen
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: tests as like the whole opening montage i mean that's
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: exactly what it was because you could see the background
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: behind the little person as he's like getting dressed the
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: certified little person as he's like with the pillow in
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: his pants and he's like getting dressed There's, like, a
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: background that they used to use at Olin Mills. And,
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: you know, it was a total screen test, like, the
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: whole time. And then they were just like, I think
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: we're going to put this in the movie. We'll just
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: save some money and not have to shoot that again.
• 59:42
  Speaker 9: It came to the end, and they were like, we
• 59:44
  Speaker 9: still don't have an intro. You, make up a song
• 59:48
  Speaker 9: right now. Right now. And then what do we got
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: laying around from those test footage?
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:53
  Speaker 14: And also, Grease looks a lot like Kentucky.
• 59:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah. They had to be in Greece. They had silly straws.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 14: They were living high.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 8: Pineapples aren't an indigenous fruit to Greece.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 14: That's actually what gave it away. No, the pineapple's actually
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 14: what gave it away. It would have been great if
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 14: Conrad Baines had been the butler.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 9: You were obsessed with Conrad Baines. I'm not sure why either.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 9: It's very odd. Were you touched by Conrad Baines at
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 9: some point? Is there something you want to share with
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 9: the group?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 14: Not really.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 9: I do like when you mentioned the airport scene. I
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 9: do like that this obviously was very pre-9-11 since they
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 9: just go toting in guns. I know he didn't get
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 9: to the metal detector, but I'm pretty sure by now
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 9: you wouldn't even make it to the parking lot with
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 9: a shotgun strapped to your side of you.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 14: Oh, and also, flying back from Tibet to New York
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 14: in a Cessna I don't think would happen. Because they
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 14: took off, and where did they take off from? Their
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 14: little plane.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 9: On the side of that mountain there. That's all they need, right?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 8: And wouldn't a guy dressed in animal furs sort of,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 8: even at that time, kick off maybe an extra security check?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 9: Profiling, is that what you're saying?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: Exactly, you know, I mean.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 9: Security is biased to portly white dudes.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 8: I mean, I know that the mountain man is an
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: American symbol, but I don't think that gets you just
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 8: a free pass through airport security.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 9: 95.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 14: How many animals made up that code? I think it
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 14: was actually just a bunch of rabbit's feet that they
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 14: took apart.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 9: It was all the animals.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: I think it looks like they raided a craft store
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: and just bought all the faux animal fur. And just, like,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: kind of pieced it together. Like, got a coat and
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: just kind of, like, crazy glued it on there. And
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: they were just like, that'll work. That looks like a
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: bunch of hides.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 9: Quick trip to Michael's and they were all set.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the wardrobing was amazing.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: Do you think they just glued it on the meatloaf?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 8: He just shows up and they just start gluing it
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 8: on the meatloaf.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 9: He didn't go on tour until, like, 97 because he
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 9: had to wait for most of that to fall off
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 9: of him. I can't go on tour now.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 8: Now, I don't... Where was... So, this was 95. When
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 8: was his... Come back. Yes, when was that album?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 7: I'm curious.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 14: To the Googles!
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, the blue one?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 9: Anything But Love 2.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 7: Well, that was in high school, so that was like 92.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 8: Okay, so after the success of that movie.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: That parlayed his fine film. Is Meatloaf Canadian? I think so.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 9: I think he's American.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 8: So there was no, like, national pride in doing this
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 8: Canadian-made movie?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: Like, no one could twist his arm and say... I
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: think he lost a bet.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 9: I was just thinking, he owed somebody a lot of money,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 9: and they're like, you're going to work it off, Meatloaf.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 9: I'm making a Yeti movie. I was just like, damn it.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: Or was this one of those things, like, you know how.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 8: Once famous actors start doing kids' movies because they have
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 8: kids and they sort of want to be... Like, Eddie
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 8: Murphy does all those crappy kid movies because.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: So you're saying that Meatloaf had a Yeti and he
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: really wanted to make a movie that would reach his
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: pet Yeti?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 8: I was just thinking regular kids, but if you want
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 8: to think that.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 9: I mean, he is Meatloaf. He might have had a Yeti.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Maybe. That sounds as sane of an answer as
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 7: anything with this movie.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 14: But he used his real name in Fight Club, so
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 14: maybe this... was like, he's not going to use Meatloaf.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 14: Maybe this was like the nail right here. He doesn't
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 14: go by Meatloaf.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 7: Anymore after How to Catch a Yeti.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 8: He's like, I can't because I've done The Catch a Yeti,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 8: and I can't top that, so I need to take
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 8: on another persona and build up my career from scratch.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 14: It was like his middle nickname and whatever, his full name,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 14: and it was Meatloaf in the middle. Wait, that didn't
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 14: sound right. You know what I mean.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 9: Neither of those movies live up to Spice World.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 14: Certified Meatloaf.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: There is some story about behind his nickname, isn't there?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: Surely there has to be.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 9: There has to be.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: I mean, it's not like he just picked it out
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 7: of the various... I'm going.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: To guess it has something to do with his weight.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: It almost had to. I mean, seriously.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 9: I can blame Jim Stein.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you saw him back in the music days,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: he was real heavy.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that first video, he was big.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Or like in the roadie.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 8: Again, one of the greatest all-time meatloaf-based movies you could
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 8: ever see.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 9: That's a long list, buddy. I think they made the
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 9: right call, though. I mean, the rest of the audience
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 9: has wandered off. But, you know, I think we definitely
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 9: lived up to the epically bad... threat that i put
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 9: out there when we were uh marketing this thing so
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 9: how long was.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: That was that about two hours.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 9: It actually wasn't it just felt like i mean the
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 9: whole thing even with the intro wasn't even an hour
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 9: 40 so do you think.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 8: When it was broadcast on tv with commercials they broke
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: it into like a two-night event or was this or
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 8: was this a.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 9: One-night meatloaf mini-series yeah like.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 8: Did they like catch the the thrilling part one of
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 8: to catch a yeti on monday night With exciting conclusion
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 8: next week.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: And part two is when the mother became more British
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 9: What was that?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 14: Like, did she?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 8: And what was with the girl at the sporting goods store?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 7: What accent was that? It was French, man.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: French Canadian is my guess.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 9: It didn't matter because she was under the meatloaf spell.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 8: It's like they just, was the casting call to try
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 8: to get as many people with differing accents in this movie?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 8: Was there some kind of accent mingo card that they
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 8: were playing with as they cast this movie?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 9: Bingo!
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 7: We got the French girl as the.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: They did that just like any period movie. Nobody speaks English,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: like American English.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 19: It's all like, you got all your little knights and stuff,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 19: and one of them has an Australian accent, one of
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 19: them has an English accent.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 9: Or the movie's set in India, and everyone speaks with
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 9: a British accent.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 11: Exactly.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 9: That makes it a classy film.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: Can we bring up the French maid really fast?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 9: I was just going to go there. I was like,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 9: if only.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: We got to hear her talk more.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: I really wish she had been like that. And this
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: is where the movie kind of referenced Clue. Because you
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: had Yvette as the maid, except she didn't have a
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: French accent. She just got electrocuted by Wesley because he
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: was wondering what's going to Friday night. And apparently it
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: was the French maid.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 9: And he had a stick count going.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 14: And the vacuum was hooked up to the.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 7: Main circuit box.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 8: I was wondering that because when they started talking about the, well,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 8: this one was electrocuted, this one was blah, blah, blah.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 8: I sort of was like, I think the count that
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 8: they mentioned matches with the count by the fuse box.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 8: And I'm like, that's actually pretty freaking genius.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 9: That's more work than you would have expected, these people.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 8: Way to be on the job continuity person on this movie,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 8: you know, to keep everything in line.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: Well, and when the mother was talking about, like, oh,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: this one's been electrocuted, at first I thought it was
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: the maid because of how crazy her hair was.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 9: What was that switch, too? Like, she seemed sort of
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 9: normal that first scene with her, and then everyone after that,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 9: she got, like, weirder, and her hair got stranger.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: Her hair got crazy. She was crazy. It was like,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: what's happening?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 7: I think the actress got more drunk.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: That's what I was just going to say.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: Maybe everyone else.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: She was just, like, her drunken stupor just, like, you know, reached.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: Epic proportions as the movie went on, I think that's
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: all it was.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 9: Again, everyone in this movie possibly was drunk. Although the
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 9: little girl kind of held her own.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 7: You had something to say before I went off the tirade?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 14: Oh, no, I was just talking about the circuit box
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 14: just only turned off the vacuum cleaner.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: It was a huge switch.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: All the other electricity was just fine.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 8: Well, not to mention that they typically vacuum death machines.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 7: When you have devices and you turn them off.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 8: just turning it back on doesn't make the device come
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 8: back on sometimes, you know.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 14: And explode or whatever.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 8: Because I would think that like Underwriters Laboratory or in Canada,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 8: the CE mark would have something about your device can't
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 8: electrocute people when it suddenly gets power again.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 9: Public service announcement. goes along with this movie.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 8: I don't think there's been a lot of vacuum electrocutions
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 8: in history.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 7: I doubt that. I think that would be kind of rare.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 21: Well, I think there probably were before this, you know,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 21: before 1995, before they figured.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 8: That out that you shouldn't have devices electrocute people when
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 8: they suddenly get power again.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 14: So this is actually a PSA. I guess so.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 19: Well, I didn't have any problem with the movie. until, like,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 19: a certain inconsistency happened. Like, the kid was dressed like
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 19: a Nazi, and then he put on his jacket, and
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 19: then in the car, he had, like, a Mussolini outfit on.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 5: So how told did that happen? So that lost her
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: right there.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 9: Well, and we had someone schooled in karate.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. He did a good job protecting the girl,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: didn't he?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 7: I felt bad for the couple making out by the fountain.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 9: What about the girl that lost her ice cream cone?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 9: That was one of the tearing up moments.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 19: I was also a little creeped out by Meatloaf being like,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 19: little girl, little girl.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 9: Well, I just like the fact that you can get
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 9: a little girl to open the door and be like,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 9: let me in. Does that work? Is it like one
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 9: out of ten times? She's like, oh, okay.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 7: Meatloaf comes to the door.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you answer.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: No, really, two out of three.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 8: Damn it.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 9: Yes, Meat Loaf, come in and let's play PlayStation. I'm
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 9: trying to put it in the accurate term.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 14: I think the daughter was the best performer.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 9: She really was, actually.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 14: I mean, there were moments where I was convinced.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 9: She was one of the few people that could actually
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 9: act in this movie, so kudos to you. Sorry, everyone
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 9: else that watched this movie. Not really. I'm not sorry
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 9: at all.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: You lived it.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I know.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: She was a little bit.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 7: That was me. I was the child actress.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: We already discussed that.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 9: All right, well, I think now we need to do
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 9: a celebrity interview.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 9: How did you get the job, and it didn't involve
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 9: touching a Yeti?
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: It did involve touching a Yeti and touching meatloaf.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 9: That's how most jobs are gotten around meatloaf.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Most of my jobs have somehow been retained by touching meatloaf.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: I'm disappointed now. Because when I found out that the
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: story was about her, I thought it was a documentary.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah. Wait, this wasn't?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: No, it was just an acting.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 7: Well, no, I mean, it was based on reality. That
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 7: really did happen in Bowling Green in my childhood.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 9: Now memories are surfacing.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 7: It's real. I have photos at home to prove it.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 9: I don't think you're supposed to post those kind of photos. Otherwise,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 9: we would attach them to this episode.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 9: And even our episode has taken a dark turn. On
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 9: that note, do we think we've hit everything in To
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 9: Catch a Yeti? Do you feel it represents yetis in
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 9: a proper light and hunters of yetis? Do you think
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 9: there will be... How is there not a bad reality
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 9: show named To Catch a Yeti?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 7: Well, it is To Catch a Predator.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 9: That one's not... But there's like 14 Bigfoot ones out
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 9: right now. How is there not.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: So if you do that crossover, would it be like
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: a yeti posing online as a 14-year-old girl? And then,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 8: Well, and then maybe a real Yeti shows up to
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 8: the house as interviewed by Chris Hansen.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 7: I would totally fall for that, yeah.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 9: He's posing online.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 7: Or your genius thing of where an actual.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 19: I was always going to try to get on to
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 19: catch a predator, and I was going to show up
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 19: dressed like a predator.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 7: Like from the Arnold Schwarzenegger?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: And Chris Hansen, I was going to sit down, and
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: he was going to be like, so.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 9: So what are you doing here with that laser on
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 9: your shoulder and a six-pack of wine coolers? Well, I
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 9: was just going to talk with her.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: I mean, you know, we have things in common.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 8: I was just going to skin her alive and take
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 8: her head and spine and take her to my spaceship.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 9: That was later, but first we were going to chat,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 9: you know. The Predator, ladies and gentlemen. This is a
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 9: special guest episode. All right, well, if nothing else, we
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 9: would like to thank the Old Spaghetti Factory for letting
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 9: us come in here and put this nonsense together. I mean,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 9: do you realize we took over this entire giant, like,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 9: hundred-plus-year-old building? It's a pretty classy operation, and we just
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 9: showed to catch a yeti in the middle of it.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 8: Well, it seemed like all the staff was coming out
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 8: and getting pictures with the yeti.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 14: Because we're awesome.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 9: I mean, but still, I'm still shocked that we got
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 9: to put this together. So a big thank you to them.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 9: And specifically to Crystal, who we've seen around here most
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 9: of the night. And she actually has been the person
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 9: who was on board with this idea and was working
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 9: with me to put it together. I'm not sure. We
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 9: need to, I don't know. This might be her last night.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 9: We're sorry, Crystal. And again, we do want to thank
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 9: this wonderful equipment that you were just admiring, Bill. That's
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 9: from the doo-wop shop. So we do want to thank
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 9: them for putting this together with us as well. You
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 9: couldn't have experienced the wonder of To Catch a Yeti
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 9: without them.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 8: So was this brought to us by a letter or
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 8: a word?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 7: In tribute to the Sesame Street stuff?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: I was going to say, we should probably ask Morgan
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: Freeman about that.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 9: Technically, I think it's Electra Company.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 7: Electra Company, yeah.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 8: See, as a kid, I don't remember a distinction between
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 8: the two. They just were the same thing to me
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 8: as a kid.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 18: Oh, yeah.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: The Electric Company was actually more boring.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: Except for the Spider-Man and the Kool Club.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: I've never seen the Electric Company. Yeah, I haven't either.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 9: Oh, really? See, three-two-cone contact. That was the way to go.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 9: They had cool stuff.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 7: Well, that had the Bloodhound Gang.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: That's what I meant.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 10: Bloodhound Gang.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: What did I say? Kool Club.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 9: Whatever.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: I'm detective shit.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 18: What?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 9: At Sherlock Holmes, yes. Do we still need to introduce ourselves?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: Well, you said it was Bill's first time.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 9: See, I introduced him.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we didn't even realize we were going to be
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: part of it.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 9: Of course you were. Of course you were. So, for
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 9: the rest of them, introduce yourself.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 7: I'm Jeff Schneider.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 9: And this is your first time on the show. How
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 9: do you feel about it? Blessed.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 7: Blessed.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: I like that.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 9: Hashtag meltdown blessed. Put that on all your tweets from
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 9: here on out, people. And who else do we have? Hi,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 9: I'm Amy Childress. And how have you enjoyed this wonderful experience?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 7: It's been the highlight of my year, definitely, thus far.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 9: 2014.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 7: To get to yeti.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 9: Hashtag sarcasm is how we need to, like, every comment
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 9: that everyone said tonight until we sat down. And most
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 9: of those were just like, this is great.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 8: Does the Chinese calendar have a Yeti as an animal? Like,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 8: could this be 2014, the.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 6: Year of the Yeti?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 9: We can call it that. The year of the meatloaf?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 7: Or is it something like, is this the year of
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 7: the rat? Something boring like that? This is the year
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 7: of the horse.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 11: Of the horse?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 7: Man, screw regular animals. We need, like.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: Well, okay.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 9: The cryptology version of it.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 7: Like, you're the cockatrice, or, you know, you're the minotaur.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 9: You're the minotaur. That's your new metal album.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 10: Oh, Lord.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 8: Or any of the other Monster Manual monsters I could
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 8: probably name off the top of my head.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 7: I want you to hear the Kraken.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 9: My favorite? The Beholder. Since we're going down that road,
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 9: I mean.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 8: Displacer beast. I mean, I can do this. I can
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 8: do this all night.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 9: Let's throw out the nerd cards on this table right here.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 9: Let me get my sack of dye. Hold on.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 5: Year of the Zorn.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 7: I have that thing memorized.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: In front of me.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 9: It's so sad.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 7: I like the gibbering mouther. That's my favorite. This is
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 7: the year of the gelatinous cube.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 9: The rest of the table is distancing themselves. They're creeping
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 9: out of the other side of the room.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 7: I'm going to use my.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: Plus 14 longsword on you.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 7: This Nerdfest has been brought to you by.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 9: Movie Meltdown. See, again, the handful of people that get
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 9: that reference knows it's not just a reference, it's your life.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 9: God help us. Stephanie, have you thoughts on this? Would
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 9: you like to weigh in? I'm good.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 4: I'm not funny.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 9: This provides all the comedy you don't really have to
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 9: you can phone it in when you have this do.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 8: You sort of have like a real life identity that
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 8: you don't want to get sullied by association with this
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 8: i don't blame.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 9: You many a person has been like don't use my real.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 8: Name so we heard uh we heard uh Saturday night
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 8: you were talking about Denny penises.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 7: Would you like to explain that to us?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 9: See, this is a new world we've entered into where
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 9: people really do get fired from their job for being
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 9: on a podcast because you say some pretty horrible and
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 9: ridiculous things on a, in our case, weekly basis. Then
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 9: you're welcome to come back any time.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 9: That i think i think we better pack up all
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 9: this stuff there's a ton of stuff here in the
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 9: middle of the old spaghetti factory so i think we
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 9: better um load it up and do you want to
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 9: work in a last reference.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 7: Anything for love mind flayer.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 9: Going i'm going midnight at the lost and found it's
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 9: right about midnight anyway otherwise that about does it we
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 9: will return next week same geek time same geek feed
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 9: thanks for listening Bye.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 10: Bye.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 14: I've lived my life in a cage.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: Freedom spit in my face. It was such a disgrace.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 18: That I was lonely.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 23: Burnt out and empty.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: Death spread.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 6: I had my head in the noose.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: I had nothing to lose.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 9: Had enough of abuse.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 11: Now I'm dangerous.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 6: Hate so contagious.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 10: It haunts us.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 6: I'm angry.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 10: I'm raging.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 11: I'm breaking through the pain.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 10: Now you know the truth tell me.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 11: Can you feel it as you hit the wall the
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 11: monster's loose and now you have to choose and prove
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 11: that you can take it to the top before you fall.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 23: I've walked a slippery road with revenge on my soul
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 23: through the wind and the cold with no protection.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: Just one direction, destruction.
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  Speaker 14: I've paid for all my mistakes, taken all I can take.
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  Speaker 11: Till I'm ready to break.
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  Speaker 6: Life can be vicious.
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  Speaker 5: It's so outrageous.
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  Speaker 6: It breaks us.
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  Speaker 11: I'm bleeding, still breathing.
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  Speaker 10: I'm tapping through these chains.
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  Speaker 11: The truth tell me can you beat it as you
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  Speaker 11: hit the wall the monster's loose and now you have
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  Speaker 11: to choose and prove that you can take it.
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  Speaker 10: To the top and never fall.
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  Speaker 12: I've lived a thousand years in darkness Banished.
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  Speaker 23: All alone Inside my mind with just my madness Behind
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  Speaker 23: these walls of stone I.
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  Speaker 19: Was falling apart at the seams Holding.
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  Speaker 4: My breath just to breathe I.
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  Speaker 7: Tasted the sting of my teeth.
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  Speaker 11: I was waking up stuck in a dream A rambler
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  Speaker 11: that couldn't scream Wasted away by my fears The lost
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  Speaker 11: is loose and now you know the truth Tell me
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  Speaker 11: can you feel it as you hit the wall The
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  Speaker 11: lost is loose.
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  Speaker 10: And now you.
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  Speaker 11: Know the truth Now you have to choose And from
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  Speaker 11: which you.
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  Speaker 10: Can take it To the top and then Up and
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  Speaker 10: loose You've lost your last.
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  Speaker 11: Excuse Now show me that you got it Even if
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  Speaker 11: you crawl.
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  Speaker 10: The last is loose This game is win or lose The.
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  Speaker 11: Time has come to do it And show the world
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  Speaker 11: you want it all.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah! Yeah!
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  Speaker 5: You brought all this gear?
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  Speaker 9: Yes, unfortunately I did. And I'm in debt for it all, too.
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  Speaker 9: Luckily we sold 50 or 60 shirts, right?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wait.
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  Speaker 9: The show is canceled. I'm broke now.
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  Speaker 17: Because he's a very dumb yeti.
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  Speaker 2: This episode is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
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  Speaker 2: edited by the Auditude Studios, with opening music performed by
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: the Empires. For more on how to sponsor or support
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: the show, email producer at moviemeltdown.com.
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  Speaker 6: Talk hard!