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The Old Wolf Girl Bait and Switch · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Well, am I going to get to listen to this
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  Speaker 1: episode or do I need to join the Patreon?
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  Speaker 2: I think you.
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  Speaker 3: I just remembered.
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  Speaker 4: I still have a Patreon account that's been collecting dust.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, but we should tell them about that. The fact
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: that this.
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: Week is a Patreon episode and if you, the rest
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: of you people, were cool, you would be supporting the
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: show and be kicking in like, I don't know, two
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  Speaker 1: bucks and then you can go and listen to An
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  Speaker 1: awesome episode where we say amazing things like this. Normally
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  Speaker 1: we end up with some sort of streaming service, but
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  Speaker 1: there was a bunch of crap on those this time.
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  Speaker 4: This was a dollar at the Peddler's Mall.
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  Speaker 3: So Misty has this here DVD that we're looking at
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  Speaker 3: right now. And to look at it, it's got a
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  Speaker 3: werewolfy face on it.
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  Speaker 4: But it looks like it would have at one point
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  Speaker 4: had one of those Lantinier covers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if I angled it, it'd be a different face
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  Speaker 2: and it'd be changing back and forth. But it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: do that because this is ghetto cheap.
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  Speaker 3: But it's got a moon up here, and then it
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  Speaker 3: says Blood Moon across the top. And I'm like, all right, werewolves. Obviously,
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  Speaker 3: this is a werewolf movie.
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  Speaker 4: That's the first lie.
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  Speaker 3: And then all I did was get to the first name,
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  Speaker 3: and I went, oh, God. So the first name on
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  Speaker 3: this box is Tim Curry. I was all set. So
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  Speaker 3: then they're like, quick, string a sort of half-assed story together,
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  Speaker 3: and we'll wrap it around these cutaways to these people
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  Speaker 3: doing crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Freak show stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And that's mostly what the movie is.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you end up with like.
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  Speaker 4: It's the right height for delight.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 4: That's what it was.
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  Speaker 2: Why didn't I block that part? Along with so many
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  Speaker 2: other parts of this movie.
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  Speaker 4: Some parts you will never be able to unsee.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, tiny parts.
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  Speaker 1: But there's also.
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  Speaker 4: There are no small actors.
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  Speaker 3: Just Iceman.
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  Speaker 4: Shrinkage.
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  Speaker 3: It was in the pool.
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  Speaker 4: It's cold.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Iceman.
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  Speaker 4: We've got Sean Ashmore is in this movie as one
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  Speaker 4: of the jackass bullies. He is the leader.
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  Speaker 2: He's the main jackass.
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  Speaker 3: The girl's kind of a pretty big jackass, but he's
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  Speaker 3: the most jackass. Fortunately, she saw something else.
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  Speaker 4: We talk about all.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to jump to that? Because that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it is ridiculous that that part gets worked
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  Speaker 3: in because it really doesn't factor in except giving him
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  Speaker 3: a reason to like want to kill her.
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  Speaker 4: Out of all the reasons that you could possibly give
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  Speaker 4: him to want to kill her.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we assume this about most bullies, right? Like
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  Speaker 3: there's a reason you're being such a dick.
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  Speaker 2: See, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: I think there is the essence of a really good
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  Speaker 3: story there. That's not really what we get in this movie,
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  Speaker 3: but I think, yeah, at its core, there's, A really
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  Speaker 3: interesting little thing there. Basically, she's going through what every
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  Speaker 3: teenage girl is going through.
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  Speaker 2: This is just an extreme version of it.
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  Speaker 4: She just wants to be normal. She wants to be liked.
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  Speaker 4: She wants to have the boyfriend. She wants to have
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  Speaker 4: the normal life. She goes to whatever lengths she thinks
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  Speaker 4: will get her there, and it ends horribly.
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  Speaker 3: Spoiler alert.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot of wieners in this film. Not really.
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  Speaker 1: Or not.
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  Speaker 3: The scene with her drinking out of the toilet.
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  Speaker 4: And trying to find herself. She totally lost herself.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this movie's so deep.
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  Speaker 2: I can do two bucks. It's not so bad.
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  Speaker 1: It's half of what I paid for this cup of coffee. Gladly.
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  Speaker 1: From Heine Brothers, which all of you should go and support.
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  Speaker 4: Get some coffee.
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  Speaker 2: Coffee and supporting this show that's all you need just
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  Speaker 2: like go get coffee and kick in you know two
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  Speaker 2: bucks and i'm thinking of like cool stuff we can
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  Speaker 2: make we need some more like i'll put some extra
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  Speaker 2: tears i've got a specific thing i want to make
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  Speaker 2: except all these other things i've made in the past
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  Speaker 2: nobody cares about so.
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  Speaker 3: I really don't need to keep like stockpiling like tubs
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  Speaker 3: worth of.
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  Speaker 2: Meltdown merchandise that no one else cares about but i
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  Speaker 2: probably will anyway so Yeah, we can work on that.
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