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COLD CUTS: Pugs' Bday Bash · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hiking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodiky.
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  Speaker 2: New Order There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Tuesday evening.
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  Speaker 3: The time is five forty six. Now, fellas, this is
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  Speaker 3: a bit.
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  Speaker 2: Of a weird one, and it's a true true story.
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  Speaker 2: Saturday morning, went for breakfast with my lovely wife, lovely
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  Speaker 2: who I stamped up her.
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  Speaker 4: Birthday present for.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, we sat down at old sort of local
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  Speaker 2: cafe and then I looked across and sitting right next
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  Speaker 2: to me, like maybe two foot away was the one
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  Speaker 2: and only the great Richie McCaw wow. And I went
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  Speaker 2: and I said to myself, Okay, there's a Richie.
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  Speaker 4: Did you say that out loud? No, oh, you thought it.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it in my head.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, Richie mccau sitting there. You're an internal boice, soelf,
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  Speaker 2: you think Richie mcaur sitting there.
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  Speaker 3: And my wife didn't.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't know, and I actually did a bit of
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  Speaker 2: a nod, you know, and she was like looking at me.
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  Speaker 2: I noticed, and then I looked away from him, and
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  Speaker 2: I noticed that he was looking at me, and I
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  Speaker 2: sort of turned to look at him and then he
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  Speaker 2: looked away again.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but eye tag and I.
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  Speaker 2: Went, Okay, was he looking at me? And does he
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  Speaker 2: recognize me? Now, I need to preface this with the
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  Speaker 2: fact that I've met Richie McCall and we're flown in
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  Speaker 2: the helicopter with him. He's taken us, especially on a fly,
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  Speaker 2: a special trip. It was a special trip, very special
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  Speaker 2: trip for everyone involved.
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  Speaker 5: Wasn't it to the black Clash.
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  Speaker 4: That wasn't the black class. It was while we were
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  Speaker 4: down there and we just went for a little ticky tour. Yeah, great,
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  Speaker 4: just me and and you, Jason and Richie McCall.
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  Speaker 2: And Richie mccaugh. So in my head, I'm going not
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  Speaker 2: old keysy.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. So I'm thinking to myself, now, I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 2: He knows me, sitting there thinking it was more like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he knows me.
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  Speaker 3: That's my internal voice.
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  Speaker 5: What do you reckon? His internal voice sounds like there
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  Speaker 5: is that old Hodge look at the Hong girl on
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  Speaker 5: that bad God.
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  Speaker 3: It's massive.
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  Speaker 2: And as I was thinking, now, I'm pretty certain he knows.
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  Speaker 4: Rock Moll.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty certain that his internal monologue because he wasn't
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  Speaker 2: giving anything away either.
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  Speaker 4: It's a pretty stoic, stoic bastard.
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  Speaker 3: And then he looked at me again.
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  Speaker 2: While I was thinking, I wonder if he knows who
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  Speaker 2: I am and he remembers me.
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  Speaker 3: And then I was like, I should really go and.
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  Speaker 2: Say good ah. But then I looked at him and
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  Speaker 2: he looked away again. Okay, this is weird. And then
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  Speaker 2: I thought internally, I was like, oh my god, what
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  Speaker 2: if I go up to and say it out. He
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  Speaker 2: doesn't even know who I am, just some a rampant,
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  Speaker 2: bloody fan. Not the hointyaches my step. That's your internal voice.
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  Speaker 2: That was my internal voice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So so I froze, yeah, under pressure.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, and how long did you stay
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  Speaker 5: frozen for?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Quite a while. I didn't even have an internal
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  Speaker 3: voice at that point.
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  Speaker 4: It was silent, perfectly still. It was a four halfway
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  Speaker 4: to your mouth.
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  Speaker 2: There was stuck there and they were like tumbleweeds blowing
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  Speaker 2: across my mind, but genuinely.
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  Speaker 3: And then it just got really awkward.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And we played this eye tag for the rest
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  Speaker 2: and the order took forever and I'm sitting there and
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking to myself, my god, this order is taking forever.
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  Speaker 4: Internal monologue that was.
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  Speaker 3: My internal monologue again.
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  Speaker 4: He was with his partner, Oh yeah, wife, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, And so I was like, and but then, even
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  Speaker 2: if he does know me, which I'm pretty sure he does,
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  Speaker 2: is intrusive while they're having their breakfast to say you
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  Speaker 2: and I get a oh, get a richie, Amad Barsid,
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  Speaker 2: slap him on the back, give him a bit of
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  Speaker 2: a pat on the house.
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  Speaker 4: It has to be anything silly, right, But he absolutely
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  Speaker 4: would have remembered you. Yes, yeah, but I mean after
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  Speaker 4: that helicopter right he said, he literally said, that is
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  Speaker 4: the first time anybody has ever shit themselves and the
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  Speaker 4: helicopter ride with me and that was you. Yeah, well
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  Speaker 4: so they did.
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  Speaker 5: I thought he was just joking.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I shave my sound and in my head, I'm going,
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  Speaker 2: oh god, I've shut myself.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 2: You're there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening.
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  Speaker 3: The time is six thirty four.
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  Speaker 5: Exciting news feel As I mentioned last week that the
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  Speaker 5: blood moon was coming. The blood moon, yeah, otherwise known
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  Speaker 5: as a total lunar eclipse, that is going to be
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  Speaker 5: happening tonight between sort of nine forty five. It starts
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  Speaker 5: to move into position. Apparently, not a ghost. Apparently between
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  Speaker 5: midnight and one am, it's just confusing. It's not a ghost.
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  Speaker 5: Between midnight and one am is the best time to
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  Speaker 5: see the blood moon.
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  Speaker 4: I'll yeah, you'll be fast to damn it.
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  Speaker 3: I'll probably be making love.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think so. Man, you forgot your wife's birthday again,
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  Speaker 5: So I don't think so. But what I've done, though, feelers,
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  Speaker 5: I've taken your advice on board. As you said last week,
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  Speaker 5: it's all about fertility, isn't it? The blood moon? And
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  Speaker 5: so I've you know, I've sharpened my knife there because
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  Speaker 5: you see, I've got to go out and chop the
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  Speaker 5: neckers off of any animals that I see. And it's
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  Speaker 5: like a tradition. That's why they call it the blood moon,
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  Speaker 5: because you're blood liting. Sorry when you said that, it's
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  Speaker 5: called a blood moon because you when the blood moon happens,
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  Speaker 5: it's like once every now and then you go and
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  Speaker 5: chop the neckers off of all the animals around you,
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  Speaker 5: and then it helps bring fertility.
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  Speaker 4: Well, well, fairly saying that to you.
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  Speaker 3: I have absolutely no recollection of saying that.
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  Speaker 4: That is chopping the neck is off something.
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  Speaker 3: You guys, that doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 4: Keys, do you just stop and think for a minute. Now,
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  Speaker 4: just stop and think. All right, doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't make okay, But you told me this on
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  Speaker 5: Thursday or Friday or something. Yeah, and then you said
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  Speaker 5: that I chop the.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna go where you're gonna go and do it?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I don't really want to now you should? Well no,
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  Speaker 5: hang on, are you guys not going to do it?
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  Speaker 5: Because you said that's.
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  Speaker 4: What it's about.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about. Are you some
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  Speaker 3: sort of psychopath?
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  Speaker 4: Keys, You can't do that to animals.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to turn around chopping the balls off
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  Speaker 2: animals about.
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  Speaker 5: You said like dogs and goat or something.
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  Speaker 3: Never, what.
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  Speaker 2: Were you steamed?
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  Speaker 4: Ah?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe I misheard you because I remember remember I was like,
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  Speaker 5: oh you know what what remember?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 5: I was you know, I remember being like, oh, blood
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  Speaker 5: moon is when the earth of the sun and the
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  Speaker 5: moon are all in one big line. And you guys like, na, na,
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  Speaker 5: it's where you chopped right the neck is off?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, did I Yeah? Did you dream that, keysy?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe it was a dream of some description.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe it was a dream.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So I bought a knife for nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I won'er you could use it for something else.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was kind of fired up to chop the
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  Speaker 5: neckers off. To be honest, it's not a ghost.
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  Speaker 1: The Whodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hold.
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  Speaker 2: Actually offspring there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Wednesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: The time is four thirty four.
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  Speaker 2: And something very exciting is happening this week in namely,
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  Speaker 2: our good mate, our old Cobber Pugson is turning thirty.
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  Speaker 4: Fell how he is?
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  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 5: Happy birthday Memphis for the weekend early, Yeah, I know,
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  Speaker 5: but I saved for the weekend yeah Sunday. This saves
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  Speaker 5: me from saying over the Okay, you've invited us all
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  Speaker 5: to your birthday shindig, which is at a pub. So
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  Speaker 5: I was just wondering, what what is the deal here?
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 5: Like, what are we what?
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  Speaker 4: I'm excited. Yeah, I'm excited to seeing that invite come
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  Speaker 4: through and having the theme is dirty thirty. I was like, yes, boy,
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  Speaker 4: lesh girl, Yeah, it should be fun.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know what they're entails, but I'm excited to
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  Speaker 7: try it.
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  Speaker 2: Well from your past huh, I've got a fair idea
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  Speaker 2: what it's going to entail.
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  Speaker 4: Pugs.
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  Speaker 3: I'm keen, I'm keen ares dirty thirty.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not so keen amongst the dirty stuff. I just wondering,
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  Speaker 5: what's the food sitch? You got food tab? That sort
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  Speaker 5: of stuff? How big were going?
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  Speaker 7: It's more's sort of more just like a I'm going
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  Speaker 7: to be at this part come by, so.
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  Speaker 4: Sort of like a party without your reason into your pocket,
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  Speaker 4: A party so much as someone owns a pub and
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to be there, Do you want to come along?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I.
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  Speaker 7: Even mentioned a party or called it a party, which.
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  Speaker 2: Is well, you said it was a big day for
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  Speaker 2: you and you'd like us aught to be there.
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  Speaker 3: I assume there'd be a bar tab.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I write that in the invite, the.
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  Speaker 4: Bottom there.
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  Speaker 2: And will there be snacks, your wedges, your little small plate? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: which is just better? Will there be variety? Pleathar if
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  Speaker 2: if you will pack sound of food?
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  Speaker 5: How about we list them off and you say whether
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  Speaker 5: there or not?
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  Speaker 7: There is a kitchen at the bar that makes the
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  Speaker 7: look yeah? Yeah, oh yeah, some sliders? Well I have sliders.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's not really my thing. Hot dogs I like
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  Speaker 5: cock dogs. What about you're gonna have hot dogs there?
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like there's no food and no booze, so that.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds ship So hang on, hang on, why are we going?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know at this point, well.
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  Speaker 2: Apart from the fact that it's going to be filthy
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  Speaker 2: and we know we know what he means by filthy dirty.
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  Speaker 2: So people are going to be dressed up in little cozzies.
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  Speaker 4: Aren't they. What's a cozy a costume.
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  Speaker 2: Or lack thereof? From the parties that you were telling
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  Speaker 2: us about months ago.
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  Speaker 5: It's going to be you hell and like some other
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  Speaker 5: people dressed up and like like slutty stuff and no
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  Speaker 5: food and no booze.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah you want to buy it right what.
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  Speaker 7: The people or the costumes are because how do do
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  Speaker 7: you get in pugs?
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  Speaker 5: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Cool? So this is not to be missed. This is
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  Speaker 4: the event of the season.
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  Speaker 3: When is this again?
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  Speaker 5: When is this this weekend? Are you sure have you
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  Speaker 5: got something on?
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm pretty certain I put that in my calendar,
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  Speaker 2: but oh this Saturday was?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah at seven? Did you say? Well?
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  Speaker 4: Hang on?
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  Speaker 5: If he's not going, I'm not going either. I don't
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  Speaker 5: want to be there, you know.
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  Speaker 4: On my own.
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  Speaker 7: Oh well, that's a shame.
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  Speaker 5: I guess it.
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  Speaker 7: Won't see you guys there.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I'll be there obviously, because there's going to
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  Speaker 2: be a dirty, dirty party.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah right, okay, no, you.
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  Speaker 4: Go, I'll be there for sure, seven am. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Will there be any toledos.
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  Speaker 4: Hebes you guys, Yeah yeah. If you want to go
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  Speaker 4: to Paks's birthday party three for three, yeah, we'll add
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  Speaker 4: you to the dull list. The week's Walgan.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's probably gonna be terrible anyway.
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  Speaker 1: The hood Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
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  Speaker 1: tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodikey Smashing Pumpkins.
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  Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening.
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  Speaker 3: The time is five thirty eight.
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  Speaker 5: Fellows, I've got a bone to pick with Breakfast. I
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  Speaker 5: got a bowl a bit. I was listening to the
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  Speaker 5: Breakfast Show this morning. Why would you do that whilst
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  Speaker 5: eating my granola? I don't know, because I care about
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  Speaker 5: the station. It was probably just after eight o'clock. I
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  Speaker 5: want to say about ten past eight. I heard some
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  Speaker 5: audio on the Breakfast Show which I was not happy with.
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  Speaker 6: We want to watch the Breakers last game here in
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  Speaker 6: New Zealand and we were invited into the corporate hospitality oh,
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  Speaker 6: which you didn't know very well, Jerry. And they had
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  Speaker 6: platters of sushi gun around. Oh yeah yeah, and we
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  Speaker 6: ate some of the sushi, and then Keezy, the mayor bastard,
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  Speaker 6: was with us, and I overheard him say that it
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  Speaker 6: was the I think the first time I'd ever tried salmon.
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  Speaker 4: Keezy is what thirty year old man?
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  Speaker 8: Thirty four thirty four year old man and he was
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  Speaker 8: trying salmon for the first time. I've heard some pretty
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  Speaker 8: crazy things about Keezy. He did used to eat chicken
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  Speaker 8: nuggets famously as a kid.
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  Speaker 3: That was all he ate.
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  Speaker 8: I understand he's quite He's one of those had super
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  Speaker 8: taste buzz that anything tasted intense for him.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell are they on about? That's a yarn?
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  Speaker 5: Or that's a yarn?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 5: Well, we're at the breakers. I think it was a
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  Speaker 5: week ago. I can't remember, to be honest. There was
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  Speaker 5: sushi going around. No, it wasn't, It wasn't jas Uh,
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  Speaker 5: there was sushi going around. I had a piece of
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  Speaker 5: salmon sushi and I said, it's the first time I've
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  Speaker 5: had salmon sushi before. I'm not a fan of salmon. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: so let's turned into keys. He's trying salmon for the
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  Speaker 5: first time. Yeah right, And I don't like seafood, to
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  Speaker 5: be honest. But also Jerry's thing about Keesy famously only
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  Speaker 5: ate chicken nuggets as a kid, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I never knew that, but that that stacks up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes sense. Well, and now it's like the dumplings. Well,
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  Speaker 2: well you've changed chicken nuggies yeah for dumplings.
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  Speaker 5: Well yeah, there's the portmants as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and portmants yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And to be honest, I still don't mind a chicken nuggy.
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  Speaker 2: And I have to and I have to say, your
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  Speaker 2: lack of color, neary sophistication worries me at times.
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  Speaker 5: Really.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you're just a you know, down on the
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  Speaker 2: farm kind of fellow meat and tree ven.
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  Speaker 3: You know. And I think that's a good thing. And
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  Speaker 3: I you know, you're a simple man. You're a simple
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  Speaker 3: man with simple taste.
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  Speaker 4: You're a simple man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you. Well, what I was getting at is
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  Speaker 5: you forgot ham and pineapple frozen pizza as well.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there I do.
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  Speaker 5: I am a simple man with simple tastes. But I
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  Speaker 5: would argue that my culinary sort of I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I also quite enjoy a lot of dishes from all
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  Speaker 5: around the world. Yes, I'm very adventurous with heating. But
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  Speaker 5: Jerry's got it in his head. And I remember where
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  Speaker 5: it started. It's like seven years ago. I was on
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  Speaker 5: the show with him and Matt. For some reason, Matt
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  Speaker 5: Heath and I said that I love chicken nuggets as
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  Speaker 5: a kid, which is like everyone loved chicken nuggets as
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  Speaker 5: a kid, and then that turned into Kezy only eight
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  Speaker 5: chicken nuggets as a kid and his palette, like his
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  Speaker 5: palette couldn't handle anything but chicken nuggets. I just want
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  Speaker 5: to say that it's not true. I do really like
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  Speaker 5: nuggets though, and loved them as a kid.
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  Speaker 4: Don't worry, people won't think any less of you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think I think people got a
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  Speaker 2: pretty fulsome picture of Keyesy.
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  Speaker 3: They know what they're dealing with.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because people have to deal with me.
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  Speaker 2: Right, I mean, Keysy is coming over. Chuck a bowl
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  Speaker 2: of chicken nuggies or some dumplings, get a better sauce,
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  Speaker 2: get a bear up, and he's a happy boy.
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  Speaker 5: You don't put beers up me, all right, you tip
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  Speaker 5: them down me. If you did do that, Jason might
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  Speaker 5: have given you a seven out of.
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  Speaker 4: Ten like that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right, you gave me a sex.
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  Speaker 5: He The wine was served in a Tumblr.
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  Speaker 3: Because of your European adventure.
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  Speaker 5: Because you don't have wine. Glasses don't lie anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Is Queens of the Stone.
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  Speaker 1: Name Show with Jason, Mike and Key. Tune in weekdays
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  Speaker 1: at four on Radio Hodarkey