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Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 15 - Assurance of Insurance · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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>> Skylar: Hello, weary traveler. I'm not sure what
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strange magic must have brought you here, but you have
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stepped into a realm of my creation. A,
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sprawling city filled with danger and glory,
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and most importantly, lots of gold.
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I call it Isan Numis. Who am
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I, you might ask? The name is Jarib,
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and I'm the patron deity of gambling.
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Long story short, this group of
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idiots, or as you may call them,
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heroes, made a bet with me that they had when it took
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to make a mass trove of gold, but left
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some.
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>> Skylar: Of the key details blank.
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>> Skylar: So I filled them in myself. I sent
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them to this pocket dimension into the city I
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had created with brand new bodies they'd
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have to attune to.
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>> Skylar: Can these fools pass my test?
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>> Skylar: Or will they be trapped here forever?
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So experience my world of trials
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and tribulations and join alongside
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this posse of pitiful people, or as I
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like to call them, the criminals of
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Isan Numis.
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>> Skylar: Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of Criminals of, Isan
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Numis. I have typed it or
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said it so many times, I feel like since we started, I
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think it's ingrained. And that's good. So we're
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all set. let's go through who the heck
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everybody is first and foremost. I'll start on my
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left with Cameron.
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>> Cameron: Hi, I'm Cameron.
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>> Skylar: That you are. Who are you in the game?
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>> Cameron: Oh, I'm Roick the
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goblin. Arane
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Trickster. I was
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formerly a barbarian. Now I'm a rogue.
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Formerul. a dwarf. Now a goblin.
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>> Skylar: Yep, that's it. Right on.
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Awesome. Next, we're moving on to Fatty
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Lumpkins.
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>> Fatty Lumpkins: Yeah, this is Fatty. I am
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playing keto. And he is a
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echo knight.
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>> Skylar: Nice.
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>> Fatty Lumpkins: Actually, he is a druid trapped in the body of an echo
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knife.
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>> Skylar: That's fair. That is fair. And he's a coboalt.
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>> Fatty Lumpkins: Now a cobal.
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>> Skylar: Nice. the. Well,
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I wasn't gonna say diggression. That's offensive to
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kobalts. But definitely a digression
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in height for sure.
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fantastic. Next we got Jack.
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>> Cameron: my name is Jack. Or Jackson. I don't
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care.
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>> Cameron: O.
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>> Cameron: I play Des. He was a trident fighter
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turned, Keanku ranger. Fun fact about Des
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is when he was a real young lad, he was
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aquaphhobic.
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>> Skylar: Oh.
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>> Cameron: Huh?
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>> Skylar: As a trident.
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>> Cameron: Yeah.
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>> Skylar: Interesting.
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>> Cameron: It was just. He cried all the time.
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>> Skylar: I was gonna say. And his tears just were absorbed into
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the ocean. Tears.
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>> Dave: Terrified.
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>> Skylar: It's coming out me. What do you mean? I have to drink
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that. Not the tears, just
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70%.
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>> Cameron: What?
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>> Skylar: Get it out of the tea.
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Oh, no. Awesome. always interesting facts about
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des. next up, we've got
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quinn. Quinn, who the heck are you playing?
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>> Cameron: Playing feather mcgregore, also known as little
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sauce, who ironically doesn't make sauce
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anymore.
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>> Skylar: Not anymore. But he also doesn't make rubs, so
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that's important.
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>> Cameron: He also doesn't not make.
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>> Cameron: Actually, we're actually, like, couple days away from sauce
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season again.
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>> Skylar: Oh, what are youn toa do? Is that itch going toa
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be coming out?
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>> Cameron: I guess we'll find out.
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>> Skylar: We'I guess we'll find out.
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Awesome. And then last but definitely not least,
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we've got Dave.
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>> Skylar: Yeah.
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>> Dave: I'm playing maki, who's a
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Kinku
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sorcerer.
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>> Fatty Lumpkins: Suspense.
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>> Dave: And he said, you know, some people see the glass
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half full, Some see it half empty.
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Maki sees it as soon to be empty. Cause he's
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gonna drink
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ito.
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>> Skylar: That's a very good motto. That's a very good
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motto. Awesome. Fantastic. All right,
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well, that's everybody. Let's jump into the
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episode.
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And we're back, with criminalinals violin numis,
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episode 15, I believe. How
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crazy is that? when last we left a off last episode, if
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you didn't listen, you should probably do that real
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quick. but I'll give you a summary for those that did listen.
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And it's just been in two weeks since the episode came out,
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or whatever the case. you guys had finally
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found the mysterious, being, or
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puppet person, possessed, whatever you want
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to call it, that was pretending to
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be, Lil sauce's dead friend
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mcgriddle. but actually a
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demonic entity who was calling
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himself raku. you were able
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to find him inside of the clock tower here in town.
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in the gorthham district. You're in the gorthham district.
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You found some clues. You used
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Cameron's character and, a disguise as a
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child to fake his way to finding
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raku. And sure enough, you did, and you were
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able to defeat him. It was an intense fight. There was a
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lot of magical darkness involved. But
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he's dead now. Or res sent
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back to the depths of hell where he came
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from. Whatever the case, before he was summoned, nevertheless,
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you guys were able to rescue a dozen
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children that had been kidnapped by this demonic
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entity. And, after waking up
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the two guards who had both been,
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attacked and knocked out downstairs at the bottom
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of the clock tower that you guys were inside of, they helped you
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kind of get everybody out of there and get everybody back
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to their families. and you guys are being
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Celebrated as the heroes of
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the. Maybe the
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district at most. And
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yeah, for saving, this group of children,
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you've been compensated, in total. In
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total, the reward that you received for
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saving these missing children, for
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stopping this demonic entity, et cetera, et cetera.
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The total amount that was awarded to you because
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some of the families of these children were actually fairly wealthy,
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was 10,000 gold pieces.
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Wow.
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>> Cameron: Let's go to the casino.
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>> Skylar: So, you know, however you guys decide
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to distribute this money, you now have
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10,000 gold pieces.
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>> Cameron: 10,000 divided by 5 is just 2
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ke.
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>> Skylar: Yes.
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>> Cameron: Wait, how much is it to, level up?
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>> Fatty Lumpkins: All right, here.
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>> Cameron: To go to fourth level, we need 1800.
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>> Skylar: so, yeah, you guys each, I guess, yeah, like does said
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split between you all. It's about 2,000 gold
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pieces of piece. It is 2,000 gold pieces of
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piece. so, yeah, there you go. I mean, unless
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one of you wants to take less and one more
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or something like that, I don't I'not going to tell you how
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to live your life. but, yeah, that's where you guys are
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at. Defeat of the demon
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and so on and so forth. What would you
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like to do?
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>> Fatty Lumpkins: Do we currently find ourselves in the town square? Are we still just
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chilling out in the clock tower?
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>> Skylar: no. Yeah, you guys are out in, like, the town square. I'say,
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again, youve definitely put, a
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positive light on your names, at least
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in this general area. Like I said, I dont t know if youd d
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necessarily be the heroes of Gorthham entirely,
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but at least the heroes of Trinket Square for sure. Absolutely.
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Everybody in Trinket Square now probably knows your names, and
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they'very grateful towards you.
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>> Cameron: Am I still dress upff as a little girl?
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>> Skylar: I dont see why not. Unless you choose
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otherwise.
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>> Cameron: No, I took off the outfit.
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>> Skylar: Okay.
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>> Cameron: No longer silly Frilly.
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>> Skylar: He's just Willy Frilly.
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>> Cameron: You were dressed up as a girl. Why are we looking for a boy the
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whole time?
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>> Cameron: Well, I clearly had to be dressed more as a girl because all
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the guards assumed that was a girl. even though I clearly said my
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name was Willie.
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>> Skylar: Hey. Yeah, Willmina.
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All right. Is there anything in particular you guys would like to
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do?
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>> Cameron: Well, we definitely need to go back and talk to, Mr.
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McGriddle.
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>> Skylar: Okay, sure.
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>> Cameron: Yeah, he does money and he oes us.
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>> Skylar: That was part of the total.
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>> Cameron: Yeah, well, we need to make sure that he knows what he did
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and, maybe, murder him too, you know? Hey,
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I mean, I'm just kidding.
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>> Skylar: That's of course.
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>> Cameron: A idea.
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>> Cameron: I'm just kidding.
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>> Cameron: Of course I m not.
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>> Skylar: Okay, well, whatever the case, what if.
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>> Cameron: What if he's likeew what he is doing? He's, like,
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bringing in demons on purpose and he's in on it.
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I mean, there'a good chance. That's what I'm saying.
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Maybe we should just go ahead and just, you know,
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assassin'creed you know, it has to be done. We don't want to. Maybe
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we need to. We can go
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talk to him first.
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>> Skylar: Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
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>> Cameron: See what'going on.
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>> Cameron: Okay.
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>> Skylar: Yeah. You head to his shop, and you open up the
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door, and, you don't see him, as per the usual.
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He's not right there at the front of his store.
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>> Cameron: Ye. Yell for him.
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>> Skylar: he comes walking out. His. His hair is all messy,
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obviously, but that's actually kind of normal. So that's.
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You know, that is what it is. But anyway, he comes from.
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>> Skylar: Oh, further you back. Did you find. Did you find
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the griddle?
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>> Skylar: You.
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>> Cameron: You haven't heard?
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>> Skylar: I saw the kids were back, and I thought, wella hot
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dandy. I'm. You know, McGriddle did
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the right thing, and he.
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>> Skylar: He.
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>> Skylar: He must have. You must have found him, and you talked
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him down, and he let the kids free, and
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now everything's hunky dory.
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>> Cameron: I'm, like, probably visibly upset at this point,
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like, angry that he still thinks it's
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McGriddle.
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>> Skylar: Okay.
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>> Cameron: So I just look at. I'm just mad, and I
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like. I don't know. I look at Macky, I go explain to
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him. Explain to him.
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I walk out. I walk out. I walk out. I'm just like. I walk
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out the door, slam. I wanna emphasize I,
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like, slam the door. You know,
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like, you know, I'm very upset.
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>> Dave: Well, you see, whatever you brought back from this
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book, you know, it was
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a McGriddle. It was a demon.
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>> Skylar: What?
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>> Dave: But, you know, re. That demon kidnapped kids.
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Which we got a large
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award for returning those kids.
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>> Skylar: So.
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>> Cameron: Thanks.
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>> Dave: Thanks for summing.
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>> Cameron: That demon I hear that from once.
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>> Skylar: I go, thanks to this. No, no, stop,
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stop.
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>> Cameron: No, no, no, we don't. Thank you.
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>> Dave: I'm keeping this book, by the way.
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>> Skylar: It was. It was. It wasn't M. McGrdle.
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>> Cameron: No, I told you it wasn't. And you wouldn't believe me,
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but he knew.
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>> Skylar: He knew things.
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>> Cameron: Well, yeah, he's a demon. They're smart.
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Well, I might need all your demon crafting
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supplies.
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>> Skylar: I already gave Markey the book that I used
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that had you the ritual and that's all
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I have. I mean, you want my candles?
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>> Cameron: Yes. Yes, actually I do.
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>> Skylar: How am I supposed to see ah when it
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gets dark in dimly lit prices?
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>> Cameron: I'm not the one that, summoned a demon who, killed
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children. Or did you do it on purpose?
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>> Skylar: No.
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>> Skylar: What? What? Wait, hold on. It
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killed children?
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>> Cameron: Maybe you're in on it. Maybe you're making the
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did it.
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>> Skylar: It killed children. I thought all the children were
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concerned.
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>> Cameron: There was one that was pretty messed up. We ain't sure if he's dead or
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``ive oh.
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>> Skylar: I'm, I'm sorry. But
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believe me when I say that everything I did
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was truly just to bring my son
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back. I thought everything would be fine. I
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didn't think it would go so wrong.
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>> Cameron: Can I, like, roll to see if you.
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>> Skylar: Yeah, yeahl insight.
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>> Cameron: Rolling insight. 18.
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>> Skylar: 18. He seems. He seems upset
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and he seems sad that
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what he tried to do turn the way that it
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did.
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>> Cameron: He's not upset that he did it. He's upset at how it
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ended.
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Are. Are you gonna do this again? Like, are you gonna attempt to do this again? Do
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you have to spell memorized? Do you? You got a promise you're not
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gonna do this again.
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>> Skylar: I won't do it again. It obviously didn't work.
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It was phony magic and won t. I won't
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do the ritual again. Do I remember how to do it? Sure.
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But I won't do it again.
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>> Dave: He doesn't have, like, an elderly dog that's
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about to pass away, do you?
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>> Skylar: Gosh, no, no, no.
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>> Cameron: If he has the spell memorized, you might as well
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confiscate his brain.
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>> Skylar: Yeah.
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>> Cameron: O. I'm gonna have to kill you. No, I'm scid I'm just kidd
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all.
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>> Skylar: I don't know what else to do.
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>> Cameron: You gotta move on. You've got toa move on.
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>> Skylar: It's so hard.
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>> Cameron: I had to move on. Toeah.
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>> Skylar: I understand. And I know you two are close,
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but you have to understand. He's all I had.
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Feather. It's just me now,
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Don. I don't have my wife and I
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know. I know I talked a lot of crap about her and
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everything, but. But I'm alone.
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Just don't. It's hard. It's
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hard. It hurts all the time.
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>> Cameron: Have you thought about adopting a pet?
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>> Skylar: I suppose I hadn't. I, usually make
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pets, you know, I make little tinkered dogs and cats
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and.
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>> Cameron: Thought about maybe a, real pet.
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>> Skylar: I suppose I haven't.
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Is it like having a Son.
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>> Cameron: I mean, in some ways, yes,
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some ways, no. I can't imagine MC Griddle ever ran up
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to you and looked your face for 10 minutes straight.
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But, you know, it's okay with dog was. No, I'm
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kidding.
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>> Dave: Just an outsideinion. see, you got
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all these puppets in here, but what you. What do you do with them?
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Gu do you just sell them?
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>> Skylar: Y For the most part.
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>> Dave: What?
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>> Skylar: I'TRYING to make em cool, and then I sell them.
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>> Dave: Think it might do you some'good to, take your
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hobby and get out in the community with it.
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You know, go to the local temple and put on some
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puppet shows for the children or something.
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>> Skylar: M okay. I suppose I
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hadn't thought of that before, but, I mean, I'm not trying to brag or
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anything, but I am quite good with them. as a person that
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built them, I had to know how they work.
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>> Dave: Just the other day we took a lovely art
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class.
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>> Skylar: Yeah. Yeah, that's true. He did.
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>> Dave: You could maybe do something like that for the children. Teach
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them how to make their own puppets or little creatures.
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>> Skylar: Oh, wait a minute. But then who. How they wouldn't
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come and buy them from me.
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>> Cameron: Make something else.
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>> Skylar: Something else?
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>> Skylar: H m.
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>> Skylar: M. Right. I am a tinkerer by
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trade. I suppose there's no limit to tinkering.
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So, I mean, I guess I could. All
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right, well, I'll look
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into these ideas. I'll look into this whole pet thing.
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I'll look into this, community,
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engagement. Maybe
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volunteering.
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>> Dave: Or you could join a cult.
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>> Cameron: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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>> Skylar: About that.
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>> Cameron: No, no, no.
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>> Dave: Not temampo anyow.
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>> Skylar: Well, sure. I'm sure.
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Gosh dang it.
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>> Skylar: Her name was, like, right here.
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>> Skylar: Oh, I'm sure Sister Serena would be happy
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to have some volunteers at the
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temple across the way here in Trinkett Square.
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So maybe there's an opportunity there.
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All right. All right. Huh? I'll give it a shot.
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Thank you. Thank you all.
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I just. I feel so terrible that I made such a
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mistake. And I'm glad that you all were able
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to put an end to it before
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anything really serious happened. Assuming that the kid
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you were talking about turns out okay,
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and he isn't traumatized or any of the
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kids for the rest of their lives. Let's hope
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that's not the case.
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>> Cameron: It was pretty bad.
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>> Skylar: You might want to lean off the puppets. Honestly. O
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Yeaheeah.
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>> Cameron: You might want to lay low for a while. I'm not sure everybody knows where it
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came from. And if they find out it was you, you
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might be rightn out of town.
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>> Skylar: Oh, you're right. Now, I do have a spellbook full of spells
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on hiding the uses of my magic, so I might have
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to.
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>> Cameron: Can I. Can I see the spellbook?
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>> Skylar: Sure.
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>> Cameron: I'GRAB it. I. I just put. Wait.
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>> Cameron: That's fine.
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>> Cameron: Not anymore. Not anymore.
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>> Skylar: You come into my store.
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>> Cameron: You summoned a demon that killed children.
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>> Skylar: He didn't kill children.
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>> Cameron: As of currently, he attempted to.
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>> Skylar: Any children that do die'from residual
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effects? It's not technically from the Source, which wasn't
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even me, mind you. I am the
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Source of the Source, but the Source had
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a mind of its own. I claim innocence
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here. I digress. I digress.
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Thank you all. I appreciate it.
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If you need something from me, don't hesitate
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to reach out or stop by the shop.
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>> Dave: All right. We'll keep that in mind. well, thanks again for
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the business opportunity.
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>> Cameron: No, no, stop.
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>> Dave: As we walk out the dor this fight, you know, that's not a bad
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idea. We could summon our own demon in a different
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neighbor neighborhood and then make
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money.
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>> Cameron: Is a fantastic.
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>> Cameron: That's actually not a ide.
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>> Skylar: You're pulling, like, the syndrome.
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>> Cameron: I just mad at him like a Scooby Doo
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villain.
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>> Cameron: We just.
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>> Skylar: You make a monster, and then you play the
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hero that defeats said monster.
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>> Cameron: And we just hopk.
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>> Skylar: It's just weess up ro.
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>> Cameron: Now it's a silly, fairly evil Willie. kill
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him. Town after town, he's a maniacal little.
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>> Skylar: Girl that's been bouncing around these parts.
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>> Cameron: Scaring the balls off of everyone.
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>> Cameron: I think we should find a town and try and do that unironically.
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>> Cameron: I am down. I am down.
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>> Skylar: I'll write it down.
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>> Cameron: And you still have that summ in a demon book.
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>> Cameron: Perfect.
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>> Dave: It might take me a while to work out the details, but
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we'll keep it in mind.
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>> Skylar: Hey, the devil's in the details.
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As you guys are stepping out, one of the guards. In fact, it'one
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of the two guards that,
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>> Cameron: Well, they made it.
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>> Skylar: Yeah, that you pulled out of that. The one that was
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still, as far as you remember, was, like, more conscious.
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The other one was, like, completely knocked out, but this guy was still
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conscious and absolutely terrified. I think he passed out from
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fear, honestly. just from the darknessust. But he's
18:43
awake now, and he's okay with minimal scratches
18:47
and bruises. And he comes rushing up to
18:50
you guys. He says, oh, geez. you know,
18:52
it. It's, Once again, just thank you guys, for
18:55
helping out with the whole missing kids thing. And
18:58
again, I hope that, u. that reward money covers
19:01
any expenses that you guys might have had. it is
19:04
the limit of the, reward, so, I mean, even if it
19:07
didn't. Sorry.
19:09
Sorry.
19:10
>> Cameron: you give me, like, 10 bucks for saving your life.
19:12
>> Skylar: What's a buck? I don't get any deer on.
19:14
>> Cameron: Well, I can't 10 go for saving your life.
19:16
>> Skylar: I, don't got that on me. But I do actually have something for you.
19:19
>> Skylar: Here you go.
19:20
>> Skylar: And he hands you an envelope.
19:23
>> Cameron: So I open the envelope.
19:24
>> Skylar: All right. Inside the envelope, it's signed by the chief
19:27
of blank space. It says
19:30
feather.
19:31
>> Skylar: I heard about your escapades in all
19:33
them. I love to talk to you.
19:36
I know we ended things on a kind of negative
19:39
note. Stop by my office.
19:43
>> Skylar: Ps.
19:44
>> Skylar: I got a job for you.
19:45
>> Cameron: Pss. Xo xo xo
19:48
you so much
19:51
your.
19:51
>> Skylar: Body against mine.
19:55
>> Cameron: Just said that.
19:55
>> Skylar: Please come back to me.
19:57
>> Skylar: No.
19:59
>> Cameron: Wrong letter.
20:00
>> Skylar: Bye.
20:00
>> Cameron: Badap. This
20:03
isn't the pink envelope.
20:05
>> Skylar: This is't an erasable pen. So
20:07
I'm kind of locked in.
20:10
>> Dave: M. Let it from your boyfriend there,
20:13
feather.
20:14
>> Cameron: Yes. well, no. Ye.
20:16
>> Cameron: Maybe yes.
20:17
>> Cameron: no.
20:18
>> Cameron: it's from the chief again. He says he has a job. you guys, you
20:21
interested, or do we want to go Some of demons? I'm
20:24
up for either.
20:26
>> Cameron: des just pumps both of his hands in the air and starts
20:29
jumping up and down.
20:31
>> Skylar: he's excited.
20:32
>> Cameron: I think he wants to summ demons.
20:36
>> Cameron: I don't know about you guys, but,
20:39
I would really appreciate a long rest,
20:43
you know, some sleep.
20:44
>> Skylar: Oh, yeah. You took like the brunt to most of them beating in
20:47
that.
20:47
>> Cameron: I am a little tired.
20:49
>> Cameron: Yeah. I want to sleep. I'm tired.
20:52
>> Cameron: There's some, some good alleys around here we can lie in.
20:56
Gorthham has some of the best alleys.
20:58
>> Cameron: I'd prefer not to sleep in an
21:01
alley.
21:03
>> Cameron: well, let's go back to mcurl's dad's place.
21:06
Just go knock back ono a.
21:09
>> Skylar: no. No answer.
21:10
>> Cameron: Oh, I'm just gonna go in.
21:12
>> Dave: I don't want to sleep with a bunch of creepy puppets next to
21:14
me.
21:15
>> Skylar: There is a local inn.
21:17
>> Cameron: Well, I know that'snn cost money.
21:19
>> Skylar: Yah.
21:19
>> Cameron: Why would we pay for we?
21:22
>> Cameron: Someone else already stayed there once, and he made us
21:24
breakfast.
21:25
>> Skylar: That's true. I'm just saying maybe.
21:27
>> Cameron: Maybe him hoping we'd bring back his son.
21:30
Maybe now that we've killed his son, I might
21:33
be less.
21:34
>> Cameron: Hey, gide.
21:35
>> Cameron: Likely to give us pan g in.
21:36
>> Cameron: The we need a place to stay. We're goingna stay
21:39
upstairs time.
21:41
>> Skylar: Breakfast in right across the
21:44
way.
21:45
>> Cameron: After what we did. We've already stayed here once.
21:47
>> Skylar: I'm sure they give you a free night.
21:49
>> Cameron: We like it here. We're staying here. Times a lot more room
21:52
over. We're staying here.
21:53
>> Skylar: You wouldn't have to sleep right next.
21:55
>> Cameron: To some creepy pos I'm walking upstairs.
21:57
>> Skylar: Okay, well, I'm out of pancake
22:00
mix.
22:01
>> Cameron: So you better go get some.
22:03
>> Skylar: Little shy on cash.
22:05
>> Skylar: I gave it to a bunch of.
22:06
>> Skylar: Kids that killed myself.
22:07
>> Cameron: I give them five gold to go pick up some breakfast.
22:10
>> Skylar: There you go. All right. I guess I'm getting groceries
22:13
on a Tuesday night instead of my usual
22:16
Wednesday night. But I guess that's fine.
22:18
>> Cameron: I'm gonna wander and hop into the biggest bed.
22:21
>> Skylar: Okay, Sounds good. And just
22:24
you're out lay down.
22:25
>> Cameron: Des just falls asleep, like right in the storefront.
22:29
>> Skylar: And as you do and he just watches you just kind of
22:32
nod off.
22:32
>> Skylar: He goesuse I'm closing up early
22:36
Tuesday night. My busy his night.
22:38
>> Cameron: He wasn't getting any business.
22:41
>> Cameron: Tuesday night.
22:43
>> Cameron: Tuesdays, you know.
22:45
>> Cameron: Nah, Tuesdays is the worst.
22:47
>> Skylar: You don't know the tinkering business. It's tinker Tuesdays,
22:50
tink. Everyone loves tinker
22:52
Tuesdays.
22:54
>> Cameron: There's no children to tinker with anything right now.
22:56
>> Skylar: Why? Why tinker the children?
22:59
I tinker things. War the
23:02
children. So that the children don't have to
23:04
take. Now I'm wa that's not right
23:07
either.
23:07
>> Skylar: Hold on. What is my business again?
23:11
How does this all work?
23:13
>> Skylar: I just realized I have dementia.
23:16
I'm gonna go get pancake mix. Ok. Go get
23:19
waffle mix. And he
23:21
rushes off into the town square.
23:24
Hopefully he makes it to the grocery store.
23:27
>> Cameron: I mean, we've got a place suain.
23:29
>> Skylar: We don't care if there's paintings. Okay, fantastic.
23:32
So everybody's taking a long rest.
23:34
Everybod'good to go on that. Yeah. Okay.
23:37
>> Cameron: All right.
23:37
>> Skylar: Sounds good. You guys have a nice,
23:40
restful sleep. As you regain all your
23:43
hit points, you regain all of your
23:46
spell slots that you have used the day
23:48
prior. And you are
23:51
refreshed by morning. And as you wake
23:54
up, you can smell
23:56
something for breakfast in
23:59
the kitchenr.
24:03
>> Dave: The closet door cracks open in the corner
24:06
and a bird beak pokes out.
24:09
>> Skylar: And you spot from a distance what
24:12
seems to be french toast.
24:17
>> Cameron: Seems to be.
24:18
>> Skylar: Seems to be french toast. I would like to is
24:21
flipping a, slice of
24:24
bread that looks lightly toasted. But
24:27
battered.
24:27
>> Cameron: I would like to investigate the French
24:30
toast.
24:31
>> Skylar: Roll me in investigation checks. See, here's what you
24:34
did. You killed somebody's alleged son. Then you said,
24:37
I want to go stay overnight at their house and let them
24:40
feed me the next day. Thank goodness you have
24:43
a guy in your group that's smart enough
24:46
to investigate the food.
24:48
Hopefully.
24:49
>> Cameron: I don't think he would do anything. He's not that type of
24:52
guy. One.
24:53
>> Cameron: It's a dirty 20.
24:55
>> Skylar: It's a dirty 20.
24:56
>> Cameron: All right.
24:56
>> Skylar: You come out and you see this
24:59
gorgeous, full French toast
25:01
spread. sometimes I
25:04
wonder if you guys might forget how much a
25:07
gold piece is worth. He used all
25:10
five gold pieces to buy anything and
25:13
everything that you could put on French toast.
25:16
He bought several loaves of,
25:19
like, brioche bread. Like that big, thick
25:21
bread stuff. That's like, the bread to use for French toast, I
25:24
believe. I'm pretty sure, Texas toast.
25:27
>> Cameron: Or is it brioche?
25:28
>> Skylar: I'm m pretty sure.
25:29
>> Cameron: Think you can use brioche?
25:30
>> Skylar: Yeah.
25:30
>> Cameron: Ye.
25:31
>> Cameron: You use.
25:31
>> Cameron: You could use any. You batter bread and put
25:34
it on a fry.
25:35
>> Skylar: The end of the day is bread thrown into some milk and
25:37
eggs.
25:38
>> Cameron: He had used Texas toast. Would that mean there's Texas
25:41
in this universe?
25:42
>> Skylar: Well, that's why I didn't say Texas toast.
25:44
>> Cameron: France.
25:47
>> Skylar: Just like how there's a Paris Texas.
25:50
whatever the case, he's got fresh
25:53
fruit. And you can see that the strawberries, they've
25:56
been put in the sugar and macerated or whatever
25:59
it's called. there's blueberries. Same
26:01
thing. He's got raspberries. he's
26:04
got, mangoes. Same thing.
26:07
So, I mean, he's got all the fruit. He's got a whole bowl
26:10
of whipped cream. He's got chocolate that
26:12
he took the bar and he kind of chopped it himself.
26:16
but it definitely looks safe. You can see the
26:18
packaging from the store. You don't see
26:21
packaging for rat poison or
26:24
anything related. it's all just food.
26:27
But he has obviously made you guys quite the spread
26:30
with the five gold you gave him.
26:32
>> Dave: Mai comes, possibly floating down the.
26:35
>> Cameron: Stairs, literally being tickled by
26:37
the scent trail.
26:39
>> Skylar: Yeahs, right.
26:42
>> Dave: following his nose, Toucan Sam
26:44
style.
26:46
>> Skylar: Fantastic.
26:47
>> Dave: And he's. I don't know why.
26:50
I'm strangely attracted to these bowls of
26:53
fruit.
26:56
And he just starts eating the fruit.
26:58
>> Skylar: Just bit o. Oh, it'for
27:01
everybody. But that's fine. Yeah.
27:02
>> Cameron: Have about it.
27:03
>> Skylar: I'm not gonna stop you.
27:04
>> Cameron: I guess I just started eating.
27:06
>> Skylar: I was gonna say yeah. There's just plenty of breakfast for everybody. I don't
27:08
know. I'm trying to just like, I'm not trying to push
27:11
you guys, but trying.
27:12
>> Cameron: To a move on.
27:15
>> Skylar: So you guys eat a delicious and
27:17
filling breakfast. I'm not going toa say healthy, because I don't
27:20
know if it's really a healthy breakfast, but it is delicious
27:23
and it is filling.
27:24
>> Cameron: Roke doesn't show up for breakfast.
27:26
>> Cameron: No.
27:27
>> Cameron: Des just ate like one brioche bun out of the
27:30
packaging that he got himself.
27:31
>> Skylar: Okay. That he got himself.
27:33
>> Cameron: Well, he got out of the pack.
27:35
>> Skylar: O like you just grabbed a raw piece of brioche bread.
27:37
Okay.
27:38
>> Cameron: And just ate just as hecked at it like
27:41
a. Like a bird at the park.
27:43
>> Skylar: All right,
27:45
fantastic. Keto, you. You eat
27:48
with the rest of them.
27:48
>> Cameron: Assume you actually eat the French toast. Are
27:51
you going toa be the only one eating all the French toast?
27:54
>> Cameron: He's actually looking.
27:56
>> Cameron: You eat too.
27:57
>> Cameron: He's actually looking for a rat behind the house.
28:00
>> Cameron: Oh, do you still eat rat?
28:03
>> Fatty Lumpkins: You know, he referenced as a reptile.
28:05
>> Cameron: I probably would.
28:06
>> Skylar: You referenced, in the episode where you guys were in the alleyway and you
28:09
said that you were looking for rats, so I assume he
28:12
does the cr.
28:16
>> Cameron: It's actually more in character now that.
28:18
>> Skylar: You'Re a co. Tr.
28:19
>> Cameron: Before, you were literally just a. An elf, but that was
28:22
very uncharacteristic.
28:25
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Raised by werewolves.
28:27
>> Cameron: Yes, allegedly. Allegedly.
28:30
>> Dave: Lived in cemetery.
28:31
>> Cameron: Lived in cemetery.
28:33
>> Cameron: The real question is, are rats
28:35
Keto.
28:37
>> Cameron: what's his name? Are you one with rats?
28:40
I am rats. I'm one with rats.
28:43
I eat them to assume their essence.
28:45
>> Skylar: I become more like them. I grow some more hair.
28:48
Interesting. Man, wait till you meet a wear rat. That will be interesting.
28:51
I'm go goingna put that in the back of my mind.
28:54
>> Cameron: I'm gonna put that, next week.
28:57
>> Skylar: Signed and delivered. Awesome. So where is
29:00
Roick?
29:01
>> Cameron: He's in bed.
29:04
>> Skylar: Oh, it's just sleeping through it.
29:05
>> Cameron: No, he's awake.
29:06
>> Skylar: Okay.
29:07
>> Cameron: He's just laying there.
29:08
>> Skylar: Okay. What you. What is he thinking about?
29:11
>> Cameron: not much. Just, you know,
29:15
thinking about what happened. The battle the other day.
29:18
I'm guessing it's the morning now, right?
29:20
>> Skylar: Yeah. Yeah.
29:20
>> Cameron: So he's just thinking about the battle and what happened and
29:23
how his silliness,
29:26
might have led to his downfall.
29:28
>> Skylar: Okay.
29:29
>> Skylar: All right.
29:30
>> Skylar: Well, he's listening.
29:31
>> Skylar: Sure.
29:32
>> Cameron: Here'sone talking in the background. He's kind of like waiting to hear that they leave.
29:35
>> Skylar: Like I was going toa say you.
29:37
>> Cameron: Do eventually they start, like,
29:40
hearing some goodbyes or thanks, whatever, you know,
29:43
hearing goodbyes. And then he'll get up and leave with them.
29:45
>> Skylar: okay. Yeah, yeah, you definitely start to hear, you know, like, dishes
29:48
starting to get packed up and put into the sink, and
29:50
everybody's standing up. You hear chairs, you know, the squeaking
29:53
against the floors. They're getting pushed back. And people start
29:56
kind of getting ready to head out you throughout the meal.
29:59
I would probably guess that some people probably. You heard
30:02
your name a couple of times, like, where's Roick at,
30:05
everybody? Anybody seen Roick? And somebody would be like, oh, yeah, he was
30:08
in bed. I don't know. He's probably just taking a little extra time
30:11
to rest or something along those lines. So they were trying to give
30:13
you some space because, like I said, I think everybody probably
30:16
recognized that you took quite a bit of the damage yesterday
30:20
during the battle. And so it was only fair to kind of let
30:23
you rest up and take the time that you
30:26
need. So nobody interrupted you or anything like that. But you do hear, Im
30:28
starting to pack up and get ready to go. and you hear somebody
30:31
say, Ill go get Roick. I don'know who.
30:34
I should have let somebody volunteer instead of just speaking for
30:38
you.
30:39
>> Cameron: Nobody want just simulate a whole dialogue.
30:42
They could have had any character.
30:44
I'm trying to get us out of this kitchen.
30:47
>> Cameron: Well, good character development.
30:49
>> Cameron: Always good sky.
30:50
>> Skylar: Well, we're about to have some good character development. Who wants to
30:53
have.
31:08
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Keto will go upstairs.
31:10
>> Skylar: Perfect.
31:12
>> Fatty Lumpkins: He's gonna.
31:13
>> Cameron: It's your Sleeping Beauty.
31:15
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Yes.
31:15
>> Skylar: we.
31:20
>> Cameron: Listen. This is so far anything but
31:22
pg. G. Maybe pg?
31:25
>> Cameron: No way.
31:26
>> Fatty Lumpkins: An entire episode.
31:27
>> Cameron: Yeah, we pe. You know, you can't
31:30
say.
31:30
>> Skylar: He can say se Min. He could say se. It's
31:33
allow.
31:35
>> Cameron: Oh, you knocking the door'say.
31:38
>> Skylar: Come in.
31:38
>> Cameron: And then.
31:43
>> Cameron: You want me to what?
31:51
>> Skylar: That was literally a joke from American Pie. That was
31:53
like, literally. The door squeaks as
31:56
you step inside this room.
31:58
>> Cameron: You just start singing Black Hole, son.
32:05
>> Cameron: Hey, Roick, we're packing up.
32:07
>> Fatty Lumpkins: You ready?
32:09
>> Cameron: Roick, like, rolls
32:12
over to look at to see who walked and
32:15
goes e. I guess so
32:19
we don't really.
32:19
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Have a headway, but you. You should probably come down. You
32:22
ready?
32:26
>> Cameron: What do you make?
32:28
>> Fatty Lumpkins: French toast.
32:29
>> Skylar: Fruit.
32:30
>> Fatty Lumpkins: There was this stunning absence of rat.
32:33
>> Cameron: You're still eating rat?
32:36
>> Fatty Lumpkins: It's a hard habit to kick.
32:37
>> Cameron: Okay, Is there any left?
32:41
>> Fatty Lumpkins: The rat or the rest of it?
32:44
>> Cameron: Preferably non rat.
32:47
>> Fatty Lumpkins: I suppose there's some of the edible food available.
32:50
>> Cameron: Fine. I guess I'll get up.
32:54
Do you Even know what we're gonna go do from here?
32:58
No.
32:58
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Do you have any headway in mind?
33:03
>> Cameron: U. I want
33:05
toa pick pockets, make
33:08
money, and level up as much as I
33:11
can. That's what he called it, right?
33:14
Leveling up. Yeah.
33:16
>> Fatty Lumpkins: You seem to have a strange new motivation. I've
33:19
never seen you so motivated before.
33:21
>> Cameron: Well, you know, you need
33:24
to do stuff. You know, you need to be proactive. I feel like
33:27
we've been reactive, you know? these are words I'rarely
33:30
used before, but I read them in a book
33:34
I read now. Apparently,
33:38
this new body'changing me. I'm
33:41
weaker, more fragile,
33:46
smarter. I never
33:49
grasped mortality before.
33:53
It was just a vague thought. But now, in this
33:56
new body, it'like an actual thought. I had a
33:59
dream last night for, like, the first time ever
34:02
where I was, like, in a pit
34:05
and I was falling.
34:09
But anyways, I'm really hungry for French toast now,
34:12
so, and Orx is going to hop up and start
34:14
walking out of the room. walking past Keito
34:18
algh.
34:19
>> Skylar: So you walk past, you see the kitchen things,
34:22
being cleaned up. you see, old man
34:25
McGriddle putting some of the food that was left
34:28
over into little sealable
34:30
containers. He's got some. Some.
34:33
I don't want to say Tupperware
34:38
S. Some Z containers.
34:40
>> Cameron: Pyrex Y.
34:42
>> Cameron: He's got the py Rex.
34:45
>> Skylar: Yes. He starts, filling him with stuff, and he sees you come out and he's
34:48
like, oh, Roick.
34:49
>> Skylar: did you want anything to goless? I have to put away?
34:51
>> Dave: Yeah.
34:52
>> Skylar: How about it?
34:53
>> Cameron: He's gonna pull out his. His
34:56
sack. He's got. He'snna open it
34:59
and hold it out to him, and he's gon say d it.
35:01
>> Skylar: He kind of looks at you little confused.
35:03
>> Skylar: He.
35:03
>> Skylar: He says, it's a little early.
35:05
>> Skylar: For Halloween, isn't it?
35:08
>> Cameron: Oh, you guys do that here?
35:10
>> Skylar: Sure.
35:11
>> Cameron: What's France?
35:11
>> Cameron: I'm still stuckuck on
35:14
France.
35:15
>> Skylar: And he just.
35:15
>> Skylar: He just is s like, tell me when.
35:17
>> Skylar: And he starts just, oh, I thought.
35:19
>> Cameron: These were in boxes already.
35:21
>> Skylar: Oh, well, he wasn't going to give you his Pyrex.
35:24
That's expensive glass.
35:27
>> Cameron: Again, Roke wouldn't care if he just started, tossing, like, a
35:30
couple stick French toast
35:33
ser.
35:33
>> Skylar: Very. That means I had to cut them.
35:35
>> Skylar: Okay.
35:36
>> Cameron: Just tossing o.
35:38
>> Skylar: Okay. What I was planning. All right, fantastic.
35:41
>> Skylar: He just starts like he's got a spatula that he's been flipping with. He
35:44
just one big old thing of French toast.
35:46
Two, three. He's Just like, scooping them, man.
35:48
>> Skylar: He's like, just tell me when.
35:50
>> Skylar: Four, five, six.
35:52
>> Cameron: I'm gonna go wait until the plate eight.
35:54
>> Skylar: And then it's empty.
35:55
>> Skylar: And he goes, okay. You could have just said, all right.
36:00
Got open the store.
36:02
>> Dave: It's.
36:05
>> Cameron: And clear. Thank you.
36:08
Goodbye.
36:09
>> Skylar: You want. Do you want to any toppings?
36:11
>> Cameron: Just walking.
36:12
>> Skylar: Okay.
36:12
>> Cameron: He doesn't work's gonna walk outside and then he's
36:15
going to go just sit right outside the house and just like, sit
36:18
against the wall and just start eating a French toast.
36:20
>> Skylar: All right.
36:21
>> Skylar: Right on.
36:22
>> Skylar: And I think everybody else is probably outside waiting.
36:24
Keito, I'm assuming you probably kind of followed
36:27
after.
36:28
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Close the door behind me.
36:29
>> Cameron: Yeah.
36:29
>> Skylar: All right, sounds good. All right, so all of you guys are
36:32
outside the tinker shop.
36:34
>> Cameron: But wait, I need to I'kidd.
36:37
>> Cameron: It's grocery day.
36:39
>> Skylar: Leave me alone.
36:42
>> Cameron: Des would like to pick pickpocket, a passerbyer
36:45
or two.
36:45
>> Skylar: Man, you make a whole bunch of friends out of this entire square
36:48
of people, and then you're like, now I'm gonna steal from them.
36:51
All right. Who they least expect, homie, is
36:54
sleight of hand. I almost hope this
36:57
fails because I have, like, the funniest thing that happens.
37:00
If it does, it's a
37:02
13D it. Yeah.
37:06
Okay. That still works. That still works.
37:08
>> Cameron: I see him and I'd like to try to pick.
37:09
>> Cameron: Hold on, hold on.
37:11
>> Skylar: Well, it might change your mind after what happens. So you
37:14
go to, like, sneak, your hand in this guy's pocket.
37:17
He doesn't notice that you're doing that, based on just you
37:19
reaching into his pocket. And ste like, you literally have stolen something
37:22
entirely out of his pocket.
37:24
>> Cameron: Okay.
37:24
>> Skylar: a small pouch with like
37:27
seven gold sweet. And
37:30
as you take it out, he just had like, someone's like, hey,
37:33
Charles. And he turns around and he sees you taking
37:36
his pouch and he goes, oh, wow,
37:39
you're de.
37:41
>> Cameron: Wow.
37:42
>> Skylar: Hey, you know, you're a real hero. w. Hey, guys.
37:45
>> Cameron: Des is stealing from me. How cool is that?
37:48
>> Skylar: And he looks pretty stoked. And they're like, oh, wow,
37:51
look at you.
37:52
>> Cameron: Des just gives a thumbs up,
37:55
puts the in his pocket.
37:57
>> Skylar: It'like hey. He pats you on the shoulder. He's like, you
38:00
deserve that. I didn't even notice,
38:03
man.
38:03
>> Dave: What?
38:03
>> Skylar: What a stand up guy. He just goes
38:06
walking away with this big smile on his face.
38:10
You the one want this to
38:13
happen. And that still makes sense. Let's roll with it.
38:16
>> Cameron: I see this. I want to try now. It
38:19
just looks like a fun Game. You
38:22
happen ro it.
38:23
>> Cameron: You pickpcket somebody, and someone's like, hey, aren't you that
38:26
narc?
38:29
>> Skylar: No, no.
38:29
>> Cameron: Nobody knows who I am.
38:32
>> Skylar: Cause at this point, it's not even like you're trying to ste. Like, you just, like,
38:35
walk right up to somebody and be like, no, I.
38:37
>> Cameron: Want to be stealthy.
38:38
>> Skylar: Okay?
38:39
>> Cameron: I want to be stealthy.
38:40
>> Skylar: Roll out.
38:41
>> Cameron: You slide a hand.
38:42
>> Skylar: Okay. Roll, slide, hand.
38:46
>> Cameron: there's a 24. Give me any.
38:49
>> Skylar: Okay, so this. This time, you go up, and there's,
38:52
like, two, women chatting with each other. And you
38:55
just reach into both of their purses. Like, you're almost,
38:57
like, around their. Their backs. Like,
39:00
you come up from behind them, and you're reaching about their PCEs, and they're like,
39:03
oh, he's making a move on us. And you
39:06
just take money, and you're. I don't know what. I'm not gonna say it for
39:09
you.
39:10
>> Cameron: Su ladies. Su ladies.
39:13
You all having a great day?
39:15
>> Skylar: We know.
39:17
>> Cameron: All right. You keep having a great day.
39:21
>> Skylar: That's his cool nickname.
39:24
>> Cameron: Just like, we
39:27
give each other thumbs up. Fun. How much did I
39:30
get?
39:30
>> Cameron: This is so fun.
39:31
>> Skylar: These guys love that'steel we're stealing.
39:33
>> Cameron: How much should I.
39:36
>> Skylar: Eight gold.
39:37
>> Cameron: Nice.
39:41
>> Skylar: Congrats. You guys steal friends.
39:44
Poor people.
39:46
>> Cameron: They don't exist. It's fine.
39:49
>> Cameron: They don'tist.
39:52
All right.
39:53
>> Skylar: You. You, too, have had your fund.
39:57
You get back with the rest of the group. Let's say that was what happened while you
40:00
guys were kind of waiting for, For, Roric to get his food
40:03
and. Was everything.
40:04
>> Cameron: Yeah, I was just eating and watching.
40:05
>> Skylar: Them pick people in the
40:08
bizarre concept of whatever that was. Picking pockets or
40:11
otherwise, whatever the case. Okay, so where. What do you
40:14
guys. What's your plan?
40:15
>> Skylar: Moving.
40:16
>> Cameron: So now we should actually probably discuss.
40:19
Do we want to go con people in other
40:22
cities or. What was
40:25
the other option? I already forgot.
40:27
>> Skylar: he got the letter to blank space.
40:28
>> Cameron: O. Oh, yeah. Or we go talk to his
40:31
boss.
40:32
>> Skylar: Boss. It's kind of up in the air right now. had a
40:35
job.
40:35
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Don't we also have an invite to some Gucci
40:38
horse club?
40:39
>> Skylar: That's true. You have an invite to participate in
40:42
the horse race. The royal equestrian guilds. Horse
40:45
races.
40:46
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Maybe find someone to offload all
40:49
of that semen on.
40:50
>> Cameron: Offload all the load.
40:52
>> Cameron: Load the mother load the load.
40:54
>> Cameron: No, the f. Load the horse load.
40:56
>> Skylar: Those are all very good options.
40:58
>> Cameron: Is there any, like. Is
41:01
there any banks?
41:03
>> Skylar: Sure. There's plenty of banks. Absolutely.
41:06
>> Cameron: Are m you suggesting What I think you're about to suggest.
41:10
>> Cameron: Yeah.
41:12
>> Dave: We deposit our gold because it's rather
41:14
heavy.
41:16
>> Cameron: It is in
41:18
interestee. Why did you just
41:21
say I might have gained some intelligence. But
41:24
that didn't make sense.
41:25
>> Cameron: I'm talking like 9 or 10%.
41:28
>> Cameron: I like what you're saying Mai. We input in
41:30
our money, we see where the money is being
41:33
kept and then we know how to
41:36
get the money back.
41:38
>> Skylar: Wink.
41:38
>> Cameron: Wink does not.
41:40
>> Skylar: Wait wait wait. You're gonna input your money into a bank and then
41:43
you're gonna steal exclusively your money?
41:46
O. Okay. Just wanted to. Just wanted to
41:48
clarify there.
41:49
>> Dave: No but I have. I do have an idea.
41:53
So say we keep earning money from jobs and we
41:56
deposit at a bank. The same bank. Keep
41:59
depositing it. You know some banks are
42:01
insured.
42:03
>> Dave: Up to a certain amount. So if we get
42:05
that amount and then
42:08
we rob the place.
42:10
>> Cameron: Are you suggesting the FDIC exists in
42:13
this pocket dimension?
42:14
>> Skylar: Where's that rock
42:17
does the f.
42:20
>> Cameron: Some.
42:21
>> Dave: Banks are too big to fail.
42:22
>> Skylar: It is a brand new day. And that means a
42:26
brand new question that you could ask
42:28
the great and powerful Jar Jym.
42:32
>> Cameron: Des holds up
42:33
>> Cameron: Like a rock slate which he has scribbled
42:36
two words and a question mark and it
42:39
just says Commandeer bank.
42:43
>> Cameron: You spelled deer like D E.
42:53
Is that a name of one?
42:56
Did you see one name that
42:59
>> Cameron: I look at it. I scribble a little bit.
43:02
>> Skylar: Rewrite.
43:02
>> Dave: Sounds like a field.
43:04
>> Skylar: Two words.
43:06
>> Skylar: Two words.
43:08
>> Skylar: Oh wait. Dam.
43:10
They're just playing charades now.
43:13
>> Cameron: What. What does common deer main.
43:16
That's anyone.
43:17
>> Cameron: It's not rare deer. It' that's very common.
43:19
>> Cameron: Oh well I don't. They don't have much
43:22
money do they? Don't sell for much of now you.
43:25
>> Cameron: Want the rare deer. I'm not sure whaty wants a commandeer.
43:27
>> Cameron: For anyways about these insurance idea. Wouldn't we have
43:30
to own the bank to reap the insurance?
43:32
>> Cameron: We could shot. We could start a pyramid scheme
43:36
selling insurance.
43:38
>> Cameron: That's just insurance. We're just
43:41
getting into insurance.
43:42
>> Cameron: You selling interest to this person and they sell insurance to the
43:45
next person.
43:46
>> Cameron: We could do like the gang insurance.
43:48
>> Cameron: They give us percent insance.
43:50
>> Cameron: You go to people's houses. They were like you pay us $5
43:53
5 gold a month or else we'll beat you up.
43:56
>> Dave: I don't think that rateering.
43:58
>> Cameron: Yeah I don't think that works.
44:00
>> Cameron: But that's it. We're here for the long term. We're not really here for
44:02
the long term.
44:05
>> Cameron: I hope you give Me a million gold or I'll beat
44:08
you up.
44:10
>> Cameron: I did you. One week.
44:15
>> Skylar: Dorthham District. Yes. as
44:18
you guys are talking, all of a sudden, a young woman
44:21
approaches you, and she says, nah, I couldn't help but overear. You
44:24
say that you guys were looking for some
44:27
opportunity when it comes to some money.
44:30
>> Cameron: That's all you heard?
44:31
>> Skylar: That's all I. Oay.
44:32
>> Cameron: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you with the Monster Sumo
44:35
League?
44:36
>> Skylar: I am not.
44:37
>> Cameron: Oh.
44:38
>> Cameron: Disappointed.
44:39
>> Skylar: He like.
44:41
>> Cameron: Wait a second. He said you were with the Monster Sumo
44:44
League? What is that? What is he. What does
44:47
this person look like?
44:49
>> Skylar: So she's. She's a young woman. She's in.
44:51
>> Cameron: She's very.
44:52
>> Skylar: She. No,
44:55
she's actually.
44:56
>> Cameron: She's just.
44:59
You meet a person. Like. Are you Moner?
45:05
I'm not that bad.
45:09
>> Cameron: Are you with the Monster Sumo Stadium?
45:11
>> Skylar: No, I'm not with. No, I'm not. I'm not affiliated
45:14
with the Monster Sumo League at all. I'm
45:17
with the Fortune Embrace
45:19
headquarters. Well, not the headquarters. Saw.
45:22
I misspoke. I'd love to be a
45:25
part of their headquarters someday. but
45:28
I digress. I have a
45:31
phenomenal investment opportunity that I
45:34
feel like you might just be interested.
45:36
>> Cameron: with Fortune Embrace, Des stands
45:39
behind the lady and with his fingers, just draws
45:41
out a pyramid.
45:45
>> Cameron: Guys.
45:46
>> Skylar: Wow. He's really into syols to see
45:48
kind.
45:50
>> Cameron: S. What he's trying to say is, we're not
45:52
interested.
45:53
>> Skylar: Oh. All right. If you're sure.
45:55
>> Cameron: Have a good day.
45:55
>> Skylar: All right. You too.
45:57
>> Cameron: And, yeah, I look at you guys.
45:59
Just.
46:03
It's literally a pyramid schem. I tell these guys, yeah, it's
46:06
just a pyramid scheme, but I think we can start our own
46:09
and do better than them. We could be rival pyramid
46:12
schemers. But we're better. We're better than them.
46:14
>> Cameron: Idea. So do you know
46:17
that 10,000 gold we split five ways
46:20
yesterday?
46:21
>> Cameron: Yes.
46:22
>> Cameron: Could I have your 2,000? Think of it as
46:24
an investment.
46:26
>> Cameron: What are we investing in, Roick?
46:32
What are you gonna do with it?
46:34
>> Cameron: level up.
46:35
>> Skylar: Three words. Harder,
46:38
faster, better, stronger.
46:40
>> Cameron: Yeah. What the puppet said's,
46:42
>> Cameron: Forward.
46:45
>> Skylar: Strong.
46:47
>> Cameron: If you say no, you'll break my heart.
46:50
My goblin heart, which was once
46:52
a dwarf.
46:53
>> Cameron: Maybe later.
46:56
>> Cameron: That's basically no.
46:59
>> Cameron: Oh, we should use our money. We're spending money like
47:02
water. We've got, like. I don't know how much
47:05
we've all got combined, but I've only got
47:07
2,100 and some odd
47:10
gold. It's not even close to a million
47:13
y.
47:13
>> Skylar: somewhere not far from You. You can't hear
47:16
a sleazy looking man with a questionable
47:19
mustache saying 2000 than
47:22
100 gold. No, I'm
47:25
totally kidding. Totally kidding.
47:26
>> Cameron: I can hear his sleazy.
47:27
>> Skylar: His sleazy is just oozing through the
47:30
atmosphere. No, I'm totally kidding.
47:34
>> Cameron: We.
47:35
>> Cameron: Hey, we could go loot the bums at the shore.
47:38
>> Cameron: They're bumps.
47:38
>> Skylar: You renn shake down a bunch of sometimes
47:41
people differently home
47:44
people.
47:44
>> Cameron: But sometimes people give them money, they're always out beging.
47:47
Maybe we could beg for money.
47:49
>> Fatty Lumpkins: That sound too small?
47:50
>> Cameron: Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing.
47:55
>> Skylar: I'DOING it here.
47:57
>> Cameron: This draws a triangle in air J.
48:02
>> Cameron: This is not a pyramid scheme. It's auroric
48:04
scheme.
48:05
>> Cameron: I still personally
48:08
like the idea of commandeering a
48:11
bank and then robbing the bank
48:14
ourselves and then being insured for that
48:16
gold over and over and over again.
48:19
Fantastic idea.
48:21
>> Cameron: We could go just say all of this.
48:24
>> Cameron: No, I. Because I really do
48:27
think that we should move on from this one town center.
48:29
We could go see the
48:32
guy that is littleil
48:34
sauce'boss
48:37
or we could go drop a load at the hors race.
48:41
>> Cameron: When you take the kids to the pool.
48:43
>> Skylar: this weekend, which I guess we just said that
48:46
it's Tuesday, which is probably completely off
48:49
from.
48:49
>> Cameron: And that's just betting on the horses or can we intuce?
48:52
>> Skylar: No, no, no. This is to participate. This is to race
48:55
a horse or race on a horse.
48:57
>> Cameron: How quick can we develop a horse out of the semen we have back.
49:00
>> Skylar: In the houseng on advanced
49:03
cling?
49:04
>> Cameron: Well, we can't.
49:06
>> Skylar: To be fair, this is a world of magic.
49:10
>> Dave: Let me check the ritual.
49:16
>> Skylar: That'S killing.
49:17
>> Cameron: Two birds with one stone. We get a demon horse,
49:19
it wins the race, it wreaks havoc on the
49:22
town. We kill it again.
49:26
Again.
49:27
>> Cameron: I like the idea. I idea.
49:30
>> Cameron: There are also horses that are bred
49:33
for racing that are just like sitting.
49:35
>> Cameron: Around they re bread.
49:38
>> Cameron: Yeah.
49:39
>> Skylar: He says is he eats a piece of fren toast.
49:42
>> Cameron: That one lord guy we
49:44
killed.
49:45
>> Cameron: Yeah, I killed him.
49:47
>> Cameron: Would have probably horses. All of his
49:49
horses he had. But now since he's dead,
49:52
he's gonna have an open slot and there's just horses
49:55
there that are like standing
49:58
around and I
50:01
mean KTO would make a fine
50:03
jockey.
50:04
>> Fatty Lumpkins: But don't you think they'd be suspicious if
50:07
the dead guy's horse all sudden shows up and
50:10
enters in the race?
50:11
>> Cameron: Wouldn't they know which horse is missing?
50:13
>> Cameron: no. You're his nephew.
50:15
>> Fatty Lumpkins: I don't think we bear a very common resemblance.
50:18
>> Cameron: You could just look just like him.
50:22
He's blue. Nowuse he's dead're
50:24
blue.
50:25
>> Dave: Painted, covered in flower. Feed
50:28
it a potion or something. We got
50:31
options'm sure we can
50:35
make the horse look different.
50:37
>> Cameron: Yeah, like that one spell.
50:39
>> Fatty Lumpkins: If only I could still wild shape Then I could turn to a
50:42
magnificent.
50:42
>> Cameron: Warro'S true not mending.
50:47
It's like prest to a date
50:49
button.
50:50
>> Cameron: I love prestigitation that makes, someone poop
50:52
themselves. I soiled your pants
50:56
for you. O yeah, that's right.
50:58
>> Skylar: That's my pool.
51:00
>> Cameron: The spell that changes things, right?
51:03
>> Dave: Ah, like trinkets.
51:06
>> Cameron: So not a horse?
51:07
>> Dave: Not a whole horse?
51:08
>> Cameron: No. That would take like minor illusion, wouldn't it?
51:11
>> Skylar: Mak, have you or Dave, has Macki been
51:14
like looking through that book much at all by any
51:16
chance?
51:17
>> Dave: yeah, he perused it a bit.
51:19
>> Skylar: Okay, so when you had mentioned the idea
51:22
of like sort of summoning a
51:25
horse or something to that effect.
51:27
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Right.
51:29
>> Skylar: One of the pages that actually you had
51:32
looked at pops your head and you remember it had
51:34
mentioned discussing the concept of creating what are
51:37
called homunculi and how you can
51:40
kind of manipulate their
51:43
development and kind make them
51:46
into something that you'with the right
51:48
magical components, you could basically make
51:51
anything, any kind of creature out of these
51:53
homunculi. So just something that kind of
51:56
pops into your head as you made that suggestion and you can do
51:59
it fairly quick. Like I said, as long as you have the right magical
52:02
components. Ah.
52:04
>> Dave: you know, guys, I just had an idea.
52:09
There's these things called haonkeys.
52:15
>> Cameron: Read about.
52:16
>> Dave: In this here book. some sort of creature.
52:19
You can kind of shape it to any sort
52:22
of creature you want. Kind of manipulate
52:24
its look, as long as you have the right
52:27
ingredients, a lot of which are
52:30
magical. let me turn to that
52:33
page and see you, Maki tries
52:35
to find the page about homonculi.
52:38
>> Skylar: Yeah, absolutely. you're able to remember kind of roughly where
52:41
it's at. Like you kind of turn to light. You're like, oh, it was like a third
52:44
of the way through the book. So you turn about a third of the way and flip
52:47
through a couple pages and there it is, in front of you. And it shows
52:50
of some drawing, some artwork, some outlines
52:53
of the process of making a
52:55
homunculi. And it shows the list of different
52:58
ingredients that you would need, how to speed up the process
53:01
and what ingredients you would need to necessarily speed up the
53:04
process. the primary ingredient, of course,
53:06
is, some form of genetic or
53:08
DNA of sort of the creature you're trying to
53:11
create, or kind of like the base. you could say
53:14
there's sections about using two bases in order to
53:17
create kind of like a combined creature, using the
53:20
DNA of two different creatures into one. sort of
53:23
disturbing amalgamation. whatever the
53:26
case. And then, like I said a lot.
53:28
>> Cameron: Girl and a dog.
53:29
>> Skylar: Yeah, just keep going
53:32
back. No, you know,
53:35
hopefully somebody wouldn't go in that direction, but I suppose it's
53:38
entirely possible. but whatever the case,
53:41
and then it just kind of talks about some of the
53:43
magical components that you would need along the way,
53:46
Some of which aren't super rare
53:48
necessarily. They get rare the more
53:51
like intense or dangerous you want the creature to be. And
53:54
then also, like, when it goes into,
53:57
making it grow faster. There's some rare
54:00
ingredients, obviously, that go into that to
54:03
ensure that it happens without defect.
54:06
>> Dave: Maki explains kind of all thatee
54:09
to you guys in his own word. And that's
54:12
how you make a ha. Monkey.
54:17
>> Cameron: Des, is taking notes just on the
54:20
palm of his hand.
54:21
>> Skylar: Sure. Okay.
54:22
>> Cameron: I'm fine with good idea. As long as I don't have to ride
54:25
it.
54:27
>> Cameron: You're the small, so.
54:30
>> Cameron: No, you have to. You have to ride
54:32
keto. Wait, art birds like lightweight.
54:36
>> Dave: I mean, I do already have it, but you're silly.
54:38
>> Cameron: Reallyilly Lily.
54:39
>> Cameron: No, I'm roick. I left silly frilly
54:42
willie way back
54:45
a long time ago. Like yday hours
54:48
ago.
54:50
>> Dave: Lever rides it. I already have most of your
54:53
outfit. I stole it from that one guy's
54:56
house.
54:57
>> Skylar: No. Oh, there was some fancy. It was like, fancy
55:00
clothes, in his closet. Just like some
55:02
finer, probably horse riding clothes. Just like some really, like,
55:05
loose stuff. If I remember correctly,
55:08
it was like human.
55:11
>> Cameron: That's true. It gonna be a little
55:14
baggy.
55:15
>> Cameron: Yeah.
55:16
>> Cameron: Well, let's do the idea. It sounds funny. Oh, that
55:18
sounds fine. I'm like, yeah, let's go find a horse
55:21
and make it a demon.
55:23
>> Cameron: You ride the demon horse. Demon horse wins.
55:25
We take the winnings. After we take the winnings, it release
55:28
the demon horse. It gets loose.
55:30
>> Cameron: It eats all the apples.
55:32
>> Cameron: It wreaks havoc
55:34
theles on the apples. And then we
55:37
slay demon horse. We are saviors of the
55:40
town again, hu. They have no
55:43
other option but to give us 10,000 gold again.
55:47
>> Cameron: And rainse might be more depending on which district we
55:50
go to.
55:50
>> Cameron: Rinse and repeat 10 times.
55:53
>> Skylar: That's a lot of horses.
55:55
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Vis of horse semen.
55:57
>> Skylar: You have plenty of starter, that's for sure.
55:59
>> Cameron: I think they'd get suspicious act after 10.
56:04
Hang on a second.
56:05
>> Cameron: These guys always find demons.
56:10
They'on an mo.
56:11
>> Cameron: man, one million is so much.
56:14
>> Cameron: Yeah, I know. Anyone who would set that as the goal.
56:17
It must have been crazy.
56:20
The party all looks.
56:22
>> Skylar: The party all looks up into the sky at the beam of light
56:25
shooting into the from the stone.
56:27
>> Cameron: who's got the rock anyways?
56:29
>> Skylar: Who? I think think the beam of.
56:31
>> Cameron: We just said that there was the beam of light.
56:33
>> Fatty Lumpkins: Yeah.
56:33
>> Cameron: Who's it on?
56:34
>> Skylar: Well, the beam of light only shows when you don't have the
56:37
rock in your hand. I was kidding though.
56:39
>> Cameron: so who has it?
56:41
>> Cameron: I don't o. I'm pretty sure Oneto.
56:44
>> Skylar: Oh yeah, when you guys were eating. So yeah, Keto,
56:46
you syrup on it, then threw. Yeah, I remember
56:49
ah, Keto's head.
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>> Cameron: And they used his lizard tongue to lick it off.
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>> Fatty Lumpkins: I mean probably true to farm. We probably left the rock somewhere
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it doesn't belong.
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>> Cameron: Do we see a light in the.
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>> Fatty Lumpkins: House that we just left the second time?
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>> Skylar: Appare I Apparently so.
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>> Cameron: Oh, there it is.
57:06
Back at the house. Well, Keito,
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you're the one that left it there, right? I guess you
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have to suffer the awkward third
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time visit.
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>> Skylar: O Gosh.
57:17
>> Cameron: D. You know, we all dread that awkward
57:21
where you like you say goodbye and then you forgot something
57:23
you have to the old Dutch goodbye.
57:26
>> Dave: Maybe you should just sneak in the window.
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>> Cameron: but that's even more embarrassing if you get caught.
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>> Dave: Hold only if you get caught.
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>> Cameron: Well, this is Cuto we're talking about.
57:36
He's not really. And Roy's gonna hold his hand up to
57:39
like whisper. But he holds it the wrong way and Keito can
57:42
obviously see it. Sneaky.
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>> Fatty Lumpkins: No, not a snake. Duh.
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>> Dave: We're probably gonna be doing this sort of thing
57:52
in the future.
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>> Cameron: Well, that'my job.
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>> Skylar: I'eaky.
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>> Cameron: Hey, as they're sitting. As they're sit.
57:59
They're sitting there arguing. I just walk over the
58:01
house, walk in, walk upstairs, grab and walk out.
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>> Skylar: As you. As you're walking up there, he's shouting.
58:06
>> Skylar: It'S supposed to be gr.
58:08
>> Skylar: And you guys.
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>> Skylar: I said I know I offered
58:11
whatever you guys need.
58:13
>> Cameron: But like I just go upstairs and a swap. I walked in
58:15
and forgot something by and just walk on.
58:17
>> Skylar: Al right.
58:18
>> Cameron: I got it boys.
58:19
>> Skylar: There, you got it. You got it.
58:21
>> Cameron: Now we asked the question why'd you want to ask
58:24
Des?
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>> Cameron: Des shrugs, picks up a
58:28
slate of rock.
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>> Cameron: How about if we ask him what would be the best
58:32
bank to commandeer.
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>> Cameron: Now you understand the word that's well.
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>> Cameron: No, I don't know what that word means still, but
58:40
I'm assuming he and I look
58:43
upwards knows what commandeer
58:45
means.
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>> Cameron: But isn't it supposed to be a yes or no question?
58:49
>> Skylar: Technically, yes.
58:49
>> Skylar: Oh.
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>> Cameron: Ah. shoot.
58:50
>> Skylar: That was the question. Well, no, no, no, no.
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You're just reminding.
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I've got you guys.
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>> Cameron: That's the third time we've used it on
59:00
thatah.
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>> Skylar: Yeah, I think I feel like you guys have done that before.
59:05
>> Dave: At this point, we need to write down our frequently
59:08
asked questions so you don't
59:10
re guidebook for the Rock. Oh, man,
59:13
we probably leave that behind with the Rock.
59:16
We could ask if, bank accounts are
59:19
insured in this world.
59:22
>> Cameron: That's a good question.
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>> Cameron: Does the FDIC exist?
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>> Cameron: You keep saying that, dad.
59:31
Is that all you can
59:32
sayse.
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>> Cameron: He.
59:40
>> Skylar: Was'There'S a tricky line where me as the
59:43
DM has to like, decide when it comes to
59:46
like, should I say something
59:49
that I feel like maybe should go through your
59:51
minds and therefore it's not like
59:54
metagaming per se. Or should I just like, not
59:57
say?
59:57
>> Cameron: I mean, Jarjim could just yell at us. He's always
1:00:00
listening.
1:00:00
>> Skylar: Right. Well, I'm just saying, like, before you ask the
1:00:03
question, should I the DM present a thought
1:00:06
that might be going through someone's head that although isn't going through
1:00:09
you as the players heads right now,
1:00:11
like, might occur to you, like, just,
1:00:14
you know, something that
1:00:17
I feel like do it.
1:00:20
>> Fatty Lumpkins: We get crucified in the comments.
1:00:21
>> Skylar: Fair enough. Like, like the idea of like, don't
1:00:24
forget that, the option to just ask the people of
1:00:27
this world a question also exists.
1:00:30
>> Cameron: What? That's insane.
1:00:31
>> Skylar: What are you talking about? These people asking the all
1:00:34
power about really
1:00:37
like common question answers that
1:00:40
you could grab like our banks in this world
1:00:43
insured. Then would you look
1:00:46
stupid asking it to a person in this world?
1:00:48
>> Cameron: Maybe.
1:00:49
>> Skylar: Kind of, yeah. But at the same time, like, does it
1:00:52
mean you don't waste your question for the day?
1:00:54
Yeah, just, you know, just. Just throwing it
1:00:57
out there. But hey, you know, you do.
1:01:00
>> Cameron: Good point. I should go ask someone if there's any
1:01:02
commandeers around here.
1:01:04
>> Skylar: Commandeers?
1:01:07
>> Cameron: Well, Roke finished his French toast and he's gonna stand
1:01:10
up and he's gonna be like, well,
1:01:15
I bet a boat's taking off soon
1:01:18
and the horse
1:01:20
Wenna and he's gonna do
1:01:22
finger quotes. Possess is on
1:01:25
the other island. So u. we kind of gotta get going.
1:01:28
I guess we can keep talking on the boat, maybe even
1:01:31
ask the boat guy. It
1:01:34
banks have fdic.
1:01:37
What even is that Des? Is it like a
1:01:40
pyramid? You kept making DES shrugs
1:01:43
O Des doesn't even know. Maybe we could
1:01:46
ask the boat captain if banks are
1:01:48
insured.
1:01:50
>> Dave: yeah, let's do that.
1:01:51
>> Skylar: Al right, so you guys hop ono the ferry, you take it over to the
1:01:54
Asgardia district and I think that is a good place
1:01:57
to take an end on today's episode. Thank you all for
1:02:00
listening. It has s been another episode of Criminals
1:02:03
of Island News.
1:02:04
>> Dave: We forgot that.
1:02:05
>> Cameron: We didn't even ask. We didn't even ask. You just
1:02:08
skip right back.
1:02:11
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1:02:14
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