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A whale of a time talking Super Netball signings and transfer shenanigans, Big Ben and Top Gun · No Dribble

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to No Dribble in a week where
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  Speaker 1: we are talking more about what young ladies are doing
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  Speaker 1: in their various movements than a Jane Austen novel. We're
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  Speaker 1: here together, not speculating on gossip, because that's not what
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  Speaker 1: we do. But it's an exciting week. I'm Caroline Swindell.
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  Speaker 2: You can't talk to me about what happens in the
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  Speaker 2: Jane Austen novel.
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  Speaker 1: It's also in a movie and TV, so really, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you'd love it?
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  Speaker 3: What movie?
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  Speaker 2: Which one is?
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  Speaker 1: Well, we'll start with Pride and Prejudice like it's just
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  Speaker 1: it's fun and funny and clever and entertaining.
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  Speaker 2: Good right on that. Hi, everyone, Catherine Cox Here, hallo,
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  Speaker 2: Catherine Cox.
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  Speaker 3: Lizzelli's here is Pride and Prejudice, the one where where
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  Speaker 3: she's trying to match make people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well a lot of her novels are about that
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  Speaker 1: because that was women's lot in lives back then. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is the one with the five Bennett sisters and
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  Speaker 1: she ends up spoiler alert, but the story is two
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  Speaker 1: hundred years old marrying mister Darcy's.
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  Speaker 2: All the references everything you just said I've heard before,
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  Speaker 2: but so.
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  Speaker 1: Bridget Chambers' Diary is sort of loosely based on it.
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  Speaker 1: Clueless is based on Jane Austen novel Emma.
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  Speaker 2: What about Bridgeton is that sounds kind of similar.
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  Speaker 1: Like the same sort of type thing about you know
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  Speaker 1: who will the young ladies marry in the night. But
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot more sex in Bridgeton than there is
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  Speaker 1: in Jane Austen or in the sun Crops Supernepple signings.
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  Speaker 1: As far as I'm aware.
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  Speaker 3: Emma's the one that I was thinking of. It got
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  Speaker 3: made into a movie, and I took my husband, who
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  Speaker 3: reads about as many books as Catherine.
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  Speaker 2: We watched The Miss World when You're Away. Used to watch.
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  Speaker 3: Girls at the Playboy Mansion. I'd get home from work
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  Speaker 3: and were like, stop it, you're ruining your brains. You know,
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  Speaker 3: every time you watch that ship you get stupider anyway,
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  Speaker 3: But I took him to watch Emma, and there's a
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  Speaker 3: line in it about the yeomanry is beneath me and
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  Speaker 3: yeomanry is Farmer's right, So there's the fifth generation farmer
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  Speaker 3: absolutely cracked the ships and walked out like no, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not watching that. Good on him, like, oh mate, just
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  Speaker 3: to take a strict movie.
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  Speaker 1: But I assume that you used that line quite regularly
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  Speaker 1: on him, then if you want to make the beneath
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  Speaker 1: me ye.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think the Yeomanry have much to do with
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  Speaker 3: the sun Caught Super Netball signing period, frankly.
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  Speaker 2: But it's been interesting, isn't it. Because we talked about
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  Speaker 2: last week how we thought there was going to be
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  Speaker 2: a free for all, and there's been a flurry. I've
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  Speaker 2: loved some of the social campaigns.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they're great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a Giants arrivals board, Airport arrivals board,
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  Speaker 2: and then I think the Firebirds pulled something out of
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  Speaker 2: a bag and tomorrow and the silhouettes for the MAVs
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  Speaker 2: bit bit naff. I mean you can work out who
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  Speaker 2: they are.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I will say that I think that my
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  Speaker 1: team is losing the social media cleverness comp at this time.
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  Speaker 2: The swifts have been it's because everyone knows it's signed.
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  Speaker 1: I think, really quiet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I did like the Vixen's announcement of their resigning. Is
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  Speaker 3: everyone from last year?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I would say though if I was a Super Netball coach,
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  Speaker 1: that would be the last job I'd be wanting to
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  Speaker 1: put my hand up for. It's like they've just won
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  Speaker 1: the Grand Final and here you go, You've got exactly
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  Speaker 1: the same team who are all really tight, really confident, Like,
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  Speaker 1: what are you going to do? You know, it's not
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot you can go in and prove yourself on.
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  Speaker 1: There's a whole lot you can stumble and yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think what you do, Carolyn is you get out
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  Speaker 3: of their way.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you want to do as a coach.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's what I do, which is why I'm not
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  Speaker 3: a case above Under fourteen.
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  Speaker 2: Liztend rock up to trading with a lounge chair and
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  Speaker 2: a cocktail.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't even rock up to training, would just style
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  Speaker 3: it in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, give me a show of I find your way out.
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  Speaker 3: Make sure you lock the toilets.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there is a reason that you've fallen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I'm not a coach. Tell you who
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  Speaker 3: is a coach? Our old teammate, Catherine.
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  Speaker 2: I know that was a bit exciting, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Great?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah for the Giants. So she was the assistant coach
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  Speaker 2: under Jewels was the assistant coach also with the West
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  Speaker 2: Coast Fever. So she's had a few years to learn
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  Speaker 2: from a couple of the best and the most experienced
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  Speaker 2: Jewels and Dan. Very different head coaches though, but I
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  Speaker 2: think that's got to be good for her, right, Like
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  Speaker 2: she's had a taste of completely different ways of running
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  Speaker 2: the show. It'll be interesting to see what she's like
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  Speaker 2: as a head coach though.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's done her apprenticeship well and truly so, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited for it. You know, she's put her heart
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  Speaker 3: and soul into coaching. She coached the Kelpies as well,
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  Speaker 3: so she's you know, she's had experience as a head
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  Speaker 3: coach in the national program. You know, she's amazing. She's
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  Speaker 3: got five kids, lives on the Central Coast in New
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  Speaker 3: South Wales, and you know, moved left a beautiful husband,
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  Speaker 3: cam and and the kids at home and moved across
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  Speaker 3: the country to this system for West Coast Fever. And
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  Speaker 3: so I wrapped up for her that it's all paid
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  Speaker 3: off and it's not just her, it's a whole family.
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  Speaker 3: And that's sort of something you don't really think about,
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  Speaker 3: is you know, when you see a coach like this
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  Speaker 3: and like Jueling, you know it wasn't just her success.
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  Speaker 3: It was the success of her amazing kids and her
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  Speaker 3: They all did it as a team, and I think
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  Speaker 3: Narrator and Cameron have done it as a team as well.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm really really pleased for it. I'm really excited
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  Speaker 3: for it, and I'm excited to see what she can do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great too that it is like sort of
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  Speaker 1: a line of succession, that it's rewarding someone who's been
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  Speaker 1: with the club. I like to see people getting promoted
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  Speaker 1: from within.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because there was a bit of talk around the
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  Speaker 2: announcement that a lot of people were underwhelmed by it
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  Speaker 2: because they thought it was going to be all new
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  Speaker 2: and fresh. You're right, It's kind of silly, isn't it,
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  Speaker 2: because you lose the way things have run. I appreciate
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  Speaker 2: the Giants want to be in a different position than
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  Speaker 2: what they were this year. They want to get further
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  Speaker 2: up the ladder. But you've also got a you know,
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  Speaker 2: on of the people that have been there and done
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  Speaker 2: the hard work and know the club and know the
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  Speaker 2: structures and know the players and all of the above.
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  Speaker 2: And clearly they like her because the players would.
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  Speaker 1: Have some input, and I would have thought having everything
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  Speaker 1: new is as bad as having nothing new, you know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like so, so I think there's some real wisdom
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  Speaker 1: in this and also just some justice. It's like, let's,
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  Speaker 1: you know, give people a chance when they've demonstrated that
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  Speaker 1: they they are ready for it and they've done their
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  Speaker 1: done their apprenticeships and the like. But yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: that's exciting.
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  Speaker 2: And a big new recruit picked up straight away to
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  Speaker 2: Lucy Austin isn't yikes. They've still got some holes to
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  Speaker 2: fill though they do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw that. When I saw that arrival's board,
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  Speaker 3: I started. I did start to speculated.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we all did, didn't we. I was sitting with
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  Speaker 2: the FitzGeralds at the time, and we didn't we start
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  Speaker 2: to like, no, this is and it's I believe a
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  Speaker 2: little bit of showmanship that they're not actually all things
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  Speaker 2: that are happening. So they might have teased us a
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  Speaker 2: little bit. There's not enough room for all those people.
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  Speaker 2: They already had six or seven signs, so there was
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  Speaker 2: no gaps there for others. But it got us all thinking,
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  Speaker 2: didn't it. We got the peep of the paper out hang
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  Speaker 2: on a minute.
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  Speaker 3: Where if I draw a line to hear to get
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  Speaker 3: the map out, D.
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  Speaker 1: Get the map exactly and Danelle Wallam posting her her
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  Speaker 1: boring pass on her way to Way to Perth. That's
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  Speaker 1: caused a lot of discussion. Grace saying she was leaving
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  Speaker 1: Sydney caused a lot of discussion, but it's like, well,
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  Speaker 1: she lives in New Zealand, but it's home, so she
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  Speaker 1: will leave leave Sydney from time to time. So I
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  Speaker 1: would like to give a shout out to Donna Lowe
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  Speaker 1: in the Facebook group. So Donna, of course is the
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  Speaker 1: partner of Darryl Milton, so they are the house of Stats.
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  Speaker 1: But Donna did us all a great service by starting
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  Speaker 1: up a discussion a post and it's like put everything
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  Speaker 1: you know here, everything you're hearing here, So it's my
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  Speaker 1: one stop shop to find out what's going on because
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  Speaker 1: and this isn't We don't spec on gossip in this
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  Speaker 1: podcast because even if you guys didn't know something, if
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  Speaker 1: you speculated about something and it happened to be correct,
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  Speaker 1: then there's going to be questions about whether you are
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  Speaker 1: leaky sieves or whatever. So we don't and they don't
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  Speaker 1: tell me anything because I am one hundred percent of
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  Speaker 1: leaky sieves. So Drives, bring me all of your theories
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  Speaker 1: because I'm loving it all. Every little bit of Internet
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  Speaker 1: slew thing that is going on and what people people
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: working out, who's following who on Instagram and that what
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  Speaker 1: that might mean for signings. I love it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm there for it all you mentioned Dennel Wallom though
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  Speaker 2: posting that photo. Is she going to end up back
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  Speaker 2: here this year? I don't know, Well, Thunderbirds need a
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  Speaker 2: shooter lightning and now down a shooter. Yeah, maybe she'd
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  Speaker 2: probably want to be back. I don't know how long
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  Speaker 2: you can go living in New Zealand and making the
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  Speaker 2: Diamond Squad. Surely it's not two years.
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  Speaker 1: Surely you're looking at me as though I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: have anything useful to say about this. I'm looking at you.
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  Speaker 1: But I hope she caught something.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have thought so would I thought I would
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  Speaker 1: have thought it is much more difficult. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: really smart that Lucy Austin has made the move that
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  Speaker 1: she has, or she didn't know that there might have
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  Speaker 1: been a better you know, things might have been better
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  Speaker 1: for her at Thunderbirds next year than they were this
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  Speaker 1: year anyway, but she's I think she made the right move.
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  Speaker 1: That it's like you've got to be showcasing yourself in
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  Speaker 1: front of the people who are making the decisions.
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  Speaker 2: Right, how's about buying MAVs memberships though? People joys us
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  Speaker 2: that's going to be a good little side picked up
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  Speaker 2: Tara Hinchliffe, great gain, picked up Bachelor, great gag. Can
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: you imagine bachelor at the front of jock? And so
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: they haven't got a coach though, which is interesting. So
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  Speaker 2: the last I had heard, which was, do you know
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  Speaker 2: what I reckon? You could with that team?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you do both Victorian teams? Since you don't
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  Speaker 1: go to training, it doesn't matter. You can take on
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  Speaker 1: a few more, get them to train against each other.
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  Speaker 2: Then you don't have to do anything to the one.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you this is cost saving at every turn, now, yep, okay,
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  Speaker 3: I mean look, I'll speak to the I'll speak to
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  Speaker 3: the peaks in charge and and I mean there aren't
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  Speaker 3: by two different organizations, but they won't mind.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, but it's a way we can get you on
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  Speaker 1: some sort of decent pay for what you do for
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  Speaker 1: the network community.
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: Two head coaches play, could you have tagine me coaching?
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  Speaker 3: I am so creepy and so no and I'm no,
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  Speaker 3: I can I just make it very very clear. It
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  Speaker 3: is the last thing that I want to do and
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know enough about stuff. Yeah, i'd like just shooters.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know the post. It's all the same. Just
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: go and put up two hundred shots and come back
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  Speaker 3: to me when you're sitting on ninety percent.
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  Speaker 2: That's what Mary and McCormack used to always say before
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  Speaker 2: we played. Just get your bloody goals in. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 2: was that was her pep talk.
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  Speaker 1: That was pretty much me at our last training session
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  Speaker 1: yesterday for the under twelves, last training session last year,
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  Speaker 1: because we're not playing finals.
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  Speaker 2: So so that's it this week.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. We're all going to go get tattoos
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  Speaker 1: on Monday.
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  Speaker 2: Why wait? Do it straight after the game?
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  Speaker 1: I get a mcflurry on the way, a tattoo of
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  Speaker 1: a mcfluirry, which mcfluy is this they've had They've had
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  Speaker 1: zero mcflutter.
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  Speaker 2: Oh do you have a coxie?
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  Speaker 3: After the two thousand and eight premiership, I wasn't in
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  Speaker 3: the team, but I met you guys out and we
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  Speaker 3: went to King's Cross and you got a tat and
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  Speaker 3: to say, okay, I'll go first, and then the rest
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  Speaker 3: of the team went or not.
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  Speaker 2: We're little the little bastards. This is how it played out.
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  Speaker 2: So We've gone to Bondi for drinks as a team,
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  Speaker 2: which was great, and then we'd been drinking most of
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  Speaker 2: the afternoon, so the discussions start started to happen around
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  Speaker 2: the tattoos. I had nothing to do with it. It
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  Speaker 2: was Kim Green Vanessa where Aaron Bell all those guys, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: let's do it, let's do it. And I was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: if you want to do it, I'll be the responsible
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  Speaker 2: captain that I am and I'll find somewhere to go.
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  Speaker 2: So I found it, took them there and then I
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  Speaker 2: was like, right, I'll go first guys because they were
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  Speaker 2: like oh, and then they all chickened out. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: for frixate, the last thing I need is another tattoo,
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  Speaker 2: your little bastards.
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  Speaker 3: Now I've remember like twelve thirteen including me, with six
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  Speaker 3: foot twelve women standing in a tattoo parlor. This photographer
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  Speaker 3: runs in from the Daily Telegraph. Oh, I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: get photos of you guys who've been out photographing something
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  Speaker 3: else and the guy who owned the tattoo parlor because
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  Speaker 3: they do not want photos tagging into tattoo parla. Do
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  Speaker 3: remember he went ballistic and you're like, well, I was like, okay, everybody,
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  Speaker 3: don't you just leave now we might go Catherine, have
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  Speaker 3: you got your tag? Good? Yeah? Ghos.
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  Speaker 2: But isn't it funny how paranoid we were too about
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  Speaker 2: that being in the paper and getting in trouble. Honestly,
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  Speaker 2: when you think about what everybody else gets up to.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of, did you see the vixens tattoos? Yes? How cute?
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  Speaker 1: It is very cute. This was quite a funny competent
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  Speaker 1: the week. You should probably explain.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I was wondering why they only got the vix Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's like, surely if you're going to get the name.
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  Speaker 1: Capital capitalize capital X.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, very cute. And then in the middle of the night,
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  Speaker 2: for whatever reason, I was like, oh, I wonder if
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  Speaker 2: that's Roman numerals of some sort. So thought about it
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  Speaker 2: and then I was like, what was the score of
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  Speaker 2: the game. So I went about had little search and
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  Speaker 2: it was fifty nine. I was, oh, my god, that's
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  Speaker 2: really smart because that's Roman numerals. And so I sent
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  Speaker 2: that to you guys, and Lisa's like, oh, that's amazing,
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  Speaker 2: and the Cawn's like, it's actually not fifty nine Roman numerals,
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  Speaker 2: which it isn't.
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  Speaker 1: I did first say it was cute, but it's not yet.
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  Speaker 1: So fifty nine is l I X, so v ix
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  Speaker 1: doesn't actually exist in Roman. And I know, I do
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  Speaker 1: know what a pain in the ass I am at
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  Speaker 1: this exact moment, and that this is this is a
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  Speaker 1: deeply annoying part of my personality. But I really struggled
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  Speaker 1: to learn Roman numerals at school and so it's like
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of ingrained into me. And so when I
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  Speaker 1: read that, I went, oh, that's cute, and they're like, oh, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's wrong. It's it's wrong. You've got your it's like
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  Speaker 1: spelling your tattoo wrongly. But it's not because it's a
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  Speaker 1: very clever artifice.
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  Speaker 2: It is very cute though, like technically fine, it's a
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  Speaker 2: great but it's a great idea. What are the chances
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  Speaker 2: that their final ground, final score would be the vix?
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  Speaker 2: Not technically, but.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to get a tattoo it's his licks.
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  Speaker 1: But it made me then think why are we still
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  Speaker 1: using Roman numerals in this day and age? So whether
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  Speaker 1: you write licks or vix, it's still it's three characters
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  Speaker 1: to write fifty nine, and to write fifty nine is
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  Speaker 1: two characters, and if you write the year in Roman numerals,
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  Speaker 1: it's much longer than actually just writing the year. And
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  Speaker 1: it's I don't understand why this persists this of all
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  Speaker 1: things that we have. I mean I quite like it.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's attractive, but it's hard, like you know, the numbers,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and then anything beyond that, it's like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's for sexy tattoo moments. There we go. The only reason.
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  Speaker 1: Is to destroy and clock pedants and clocks. We went
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  Speaker 1: up when we're in London. We went up inside the
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  Speaker 1: Elizabeth and Elizabeth Tower, which is what houses Big Bend,
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  Speaker 1: which is the clock, which is the bell rather and
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  Speaker 1: then the clocks. And if you look at the at
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  Speaker 1: the clock face, one of the digits is not traditional
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  Speaker 1: Roman numerals because it didn't fit the style at the time.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's the I think it's the ten. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: there is something there's different about one of them. And
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: what number of the what color are those numbers on
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: the clock and Big Bend black? No Prussian blue? Prussian, Prussian, Prussian.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I'm throwing a Prussian, an't you? Because apparently that was
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: that was a sign of wealth at the time. So yeah,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: it's fascinating.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming Big Bend didn't ring or chime or you
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: were it did up in his grill.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: It did, and it gave us the protection and we
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: were up there and just shape your whole vibrating situ
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: so if you touched the wall next to you, you
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: could feel it vibrating.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: But it was Mother's Day present.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: Well I did. I said, it's all right, I'll stand
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: at the back against the wall.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: I'll be here every hour on the hour.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Sorry, can we just do that again? I didn't quite
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: You guys go ahead look at London without me.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: I'm court all day long.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Mom are going to London to be ben every holiday.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Even funny though, he's thinking about tats with the
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Vixen's Like, how funny that we were so scared would
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: get caught and get in trouble. And now the clubs
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: are putting it on their social media. Things have changed.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: It's a great prank. But I got you on though,
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: isn't it like if that was the setup that it's
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: like you go first, No, I'm not doing it.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that made it five for me, probably four
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: too many.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now, we're having to start getting rid of that,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: which I haven't done yet.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Well, Matthew didn't take you the meat trade. Did take
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: it to a parlor once. You know, I've been at
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: lunch all day, so at least your tat have a
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: story they do.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Where were you? Did you go home for a lightdown
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: or something?
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: She was there, I was there, laughingcouraging.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, don't make it beat your last name on your east.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: But he was the responsible adult at the time, was he?
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: He was? He was the only one who hadn't been
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: lunch and he picked us up on the way home
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: from work, and we're like, He's like, one's bad enough now,
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: but two of them living in my house.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: All. I've got a serious question for you too.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I don't know that we're necessarily the right
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: audience for that, but let's give it a go. Is
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: it adulting?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: You're my demographic? So how much protein do you have
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: a day? My god, I'm shocked at how little I
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: have and I'm supposed to have.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: I just found out how much are you supposed to have?
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Ay, shit tongue?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: When speaking of shitting, you can't when you have all
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: the protein that you're supposed to have.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: This is a problem. So I'm a heavy protein eater, but.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, naturally or with supplements and stuff. No, naturally. Yeah,
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: So what do you have a day? Not to become
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: a boring nutritional channel here.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: But eggs cheap? Like, are you talking about quantity? I
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: don't know, because there is a I love meat, I
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: love eggs, so I love yogurt.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: So you're heating over one hundred grams a day of protein?
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Look, I think, so yesh, yeah.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Elizabeth, do you have that much?
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Oh God, I need a heart. May I don't have
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: that at breakfast at all. I'm married to meat tro right,
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: fair enough. We meet every single woman. We eat meat
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: every night with every dinner. Now, I have learned over
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: the years to reduce that amount of meat. But I
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: would say at night, we'd probably have each of us
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: have one hundred, one hundred and fifty grams of meat easily,
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: especially if we're having a big stake of me.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: But that's he's not one hundred grams of protein, is it.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: That's that's like the last.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: One hundred grams of meat. Yeah. I don't know how
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: much does it take to get I'm just I've just
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: done a Google, just say that we give something as
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: a leisurement other than shitloads.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Aryl, I can tell you, Darryl, can you tell me
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: routine we're meant to eat well.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: You need one to one point two grams of protein
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: per kilograms of body weight per day, so roughly seventy
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: five to ninety grams of protein. So this is something
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: about eighty grams of protein.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: The reason this came up is I had lunch with
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Briany and Sarah Barrett last week. Haven't seen that we
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: don't see each other during the season. We'll like see
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: each other across a netball call Brinnie Acle obviously swift coach. Anyway,
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: she said at the end of the season, one of
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: her girlfriends said, I've made you an appointment ten o'clock.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Here's the place you have to go, right, So she
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: rocks up, and it's this lady to Parla No that
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: says maybe next time. Anyway, she gets there and it's
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: this lady that does the whole holistic everything tests, everything,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: asks all the questions. So Briani got read the ride
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: act about her protein and doing weights and all of
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: the stuff that people women of our mature age are
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: supposed to and when she was telling me. I was
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: gobsmacked because I'm nowhere near it either. But so she's
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: sent through basically what you're supposed to have, and it's
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: one hundred plus grams of protein per day if you're
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: around our age bracket.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: But that's a lot.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a lot. And that's why I have shit.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: So I don't know exactly what I eat. But because
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: I'm a weightlifter, because with crossing weightlifting, I do a lot,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: I eat a lot of protein. Ye, but I've been
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: froging for days off the back of trying. It's not
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: good for your guards, is it you?
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know right anyway, I'm on board, guys.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: But that's good because I think you need to eat
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: more meat in your ID.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: I do. And I'm trying to stay away from the
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: supplement stuff because I reckon that's what gives you the
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: gut aches, like the protein bars and the supplements and
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: stuff like, if you can eat it naturally, probably better, right.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Well, I assume that's the case with everything, but there's
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: some stuff. Actually I work with a comedian named John Crooks.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: He's got this great bit and he said, you know,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: people shame you for taking supplements because you meant to
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: get it from your every day Diane. He said, I'm
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: taking krill supplements and honestly, I'm encountering bugger all krill
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: in my data day.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: What's krill even supposed to do?
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I think it's like fish oil. I'm going to say
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Omega nine, but it could be Omega threes, could be
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: any wales eat?
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Yes? Do we want to look like a one?
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Remember? Remember will Moments build a krill in it? Was
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: it Happy Feet had build a krill in it?
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Krill supplements our podcast will be like o.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Help people feel peaceful and go to sleep at night?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Can you do? Actually, you know what. I've had a
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: request for you to do more Scottish accents, which I
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: find extraordinary.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: But let's let's stick it to the whales.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Let's do a whale?
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Ready all together, coming Elizabeth, Let's sound like scoopy.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: That's skippy. Can anyone do a dolphin?
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think about it.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: If I gave you a couple of drinks first.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: The Dolphins show when we were kids, Flipper Dolphin us
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: to talk to the flippery.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, because Flipper was like an ocean Lassie,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: wasn't he like just solving crimes and Skippy was Skippy
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: was little sister?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Oh well you Skippy was. All these impressive.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Animals are not as good anymore. It's the Internet. It's
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: destroyed the life saving animals.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: But now we know we've got a whale living up
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: on a Liz.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: So the short answer to this is get your protein
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: intake correct and advice given on this podcast should not
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: substitute for actual advice of any credibility. Can I just
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: say though, I did see something this morning. So Rachel
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: is who came on our summer series, former top level
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: umpire in our game. She's now a crossfitter and in
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: a very short period of time, has completely eclipsed anything
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: that I've managed to do in seven or eight years.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: And if you don't know CrossFit, this doesn't mean much,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: but if you're a cross fit it's a big deal.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: She's got her first bar mustle up, which is you're
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: standing hanging under a bar that you have to jump
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: up to and you swing yourself up and so you're
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: then above the bar. It is an amazing strength and
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: gymnastics move and she's just nailed it. So I think
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: getting out of nitball umpiring, I saw that post has
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: given her time to focus on some very important things
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: like CrossFit. Amazing. She's doing so well.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I'd struggle to get one chin up in these days.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Let alone do that?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Get you? Come on, I'm on.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Theloomy for days. I'm allowed.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: No, oh yeah it is. Actually yeah, you just have
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: to watch your watch your cholesterol.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I know it's too much stuff, too much.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: I like the doctor Carl approach to what to eat.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Go eat lots of things in moderation.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like that too. But then when you
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: hear there's a really big gap in what you should
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: be eating, I get a little nervous, but I like.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I still think the theory eat mostly play plants is
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: a pretty good rule of thumb, so because you can
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: get protein from plants too.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: And it grapes plants wine technically it's a vine. You're welcome, everybody.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Oh and we quite often will have an afternoon snack
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: of salty vegetable sticks hot chips. Oh yeah, I.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Must say I'm done for that.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, lots of bollive oil. Actually, when I was
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: in the jungle, they like that. They obviously they starve
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: you from food. But what Dominica pointed out as the
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: woman with Itangian ancestry in the group that we had
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: unlimited olive oil to cook with, and so she just
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: decided and it was great. She just put olive oil
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: and everything. And by the end, because we were all
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: so hungry, we were just pouring olive oil and our
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: rice and on our beans for.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Lunch, oh, just for flavors.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: So we just no, just to fill us up, fill
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: our bellies up. But you know, then everything on the
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: way out, it just became like sleek.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, very good.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I bet they've that's ruined it for everyone else now.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Image they've gone and done and said, well, we can't
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: give them so much olive oil because they've worked it out.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: At one time a bandsactly we.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Did work at it. Bad news, kids, Beer is not
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: high in protein.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Oh. I love that you're still googling this though.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: What alcohol is high in protein?
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say nothing.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, surely there's a cocktail with like cream in it
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: that ups your protein in taketoes.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Also cream or milk in it also increases the size
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: of your ass.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: But speaking of it up yesterday, I had quite an interesting day,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I feel, and this is the second of these that
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I have done. I filmed and a reptile dysfunction medication advertisement.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I am now making a fine line in a newly
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: satisfied middle aged wife. That's the role that I'm playing
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: in these advertisements.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Wow, now, how come there's a take two to this? Well?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: They I did one advertisement for me, then they back
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: and see can you do another one? It's like, well,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: you're sure, you pay well and it's good fun and
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: you give me lunch and that's nice. But I've got
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: a different husband this time. So yeah, it's such a
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: that's right. Well I'm a serial monogamous, I think, is
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: what's going on?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: So oh I love this. Now when do we get
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: to see this one?
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: I think it'll be.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: They turn these things around, these guys quite quickly. It's
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: a Father's Day campaign, so I guess it will be.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: It will be.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: It's a very it's a funny premise. It's sort of
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: like this Father's Day, give your father something that he'll
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: really like, gift him a b So it's just fall
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: on so many levels and it's like it's a gift
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: from a moment too. But what's funny is that each time.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Kids don't want to know.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: From your mind on your birthday exactly.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Well, it's a grown up child, it's not not a
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: twelve year old.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Like when I. When I when Matthew and I kiss
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: each other and we do it deliberately in front of
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: the children, they're like, I mean they're omittedly they're thirteen
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: and nine. But I can't ever see that change. I
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: think they'll always find it gross.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Oh totally.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: You know. I used to tease Catherine because your beautiful
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: parents always hold hands and I was like, ooh, Catherine,
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: they love it.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Like that two times and that was it.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Well, so my stepdaughters, who are twenty eight and thirty,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: nearly both of them, they've moved past revulsion when their
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: father and I kiss. But it may help that I'm
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: not their biological mother. So maybe my biological children will
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: never get over it.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: They still don't want to know if their father's got
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: a though.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: No they don't. They don't know. But this is why
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: the ad is funny. Yes, and the first ad I
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: did actually Freyer, who did the stand up set at
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: our live show in Melbourne. Freyer played My Daughter and
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: the and the setup in that was if you want
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: your adult children to move out of home. Pilot can
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: help because it's like and she's just there the whole
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: way going. This is disgusting. They are at it constantly.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: It's quite weird though, because in both of these cases
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: the men who play my husband I know a bit
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: through comedy, So it's sort of like, probably be better
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: if I knew you well or didn't know you at all.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: So do you actually get intimate to the like even
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: a kiss or whatever. I can't remember the last ad. No,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: the first.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: The first one there was sort of the arm around
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: the shoulder and even things like that. So yeah, but
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: this one, there's no, there's no physical contact.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: That would be interesting. Would you have a like a
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: work snog on with someone?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Imagine doing that as a job. People having to do
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: sex scenes and things. I know they are highly choreographed.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: It's like you'll put your hand here and then this
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: will happen, and then this will happen. But it's not.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I just I mean, look, I'm puerile and don't take
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: many things seriously, but I would find it extremely hard
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: to take that job seriously.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: So still a bit of PTSD from the tongue pash
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: in top Gun the original. Yeah, and it's like Tom
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: was just a bit all over the place. I think.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: I'm still I watched.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: I watched with my daughter not that long ago, when
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: she was just horrified when she saw that, and I'm like, dude,
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: it's the best part of the movie. Yeah, great.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Do you not like Top Gun?
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: I love Top Gun. She just thought that whole tongue
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: business with Tom was just like you could just see
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: going away was happening.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he did stuck his tongue in her mouth.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: She couldn't breathe.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, there's a lot of jokes I'd like to make here,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: but I believe we're stepping into highly litigious territories.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Can you keep them?
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Was Top one or it was the second one? Better?
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: O G or Top Gun two?
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I think one was better, but I loved number two.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't expect to. I went in with very low
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: expectations and then I thoroughly enjoyed it. I thought it.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I thought it maintained enough of the tone of the
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: first one to work. Like I think if they'd tried
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: to be too far away from that, it would have
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: just not worked. But I thought they did a great job.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Actually, I got a bit annoyed watching it for the
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: first time because I was like, oh, this is just
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: like the first one. Oh, I was exactly saying it's
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: the first one. But then I've watched it about twelve
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: times since love.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: But that's what I loved about it, that it is.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I will say though, in that first one, like it
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: doesn't reflect well on the US Navy because Maverick so
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: he was a student and then he flew like one
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: mission and then they went, Okay, great, you can have
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: whatever job you want, and he went, well, I'll go
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: and teach everyone else. It's surely someone with more experience
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: should be teaching at the Top Gun school. So anyway,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: just just an issue there for hr in the Top
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Gun movie forty years ago. The big issues today gottny
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: gossip that you're allowed to tell us that you just
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: want to tell me privately, and I've gotriplers, but I.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Want to hear your comments before about the Top Gun
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: and the passion and stuff that you won't tell everybody.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: So we'll do a little swapsies after.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's good.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: I know there's there's announcements coming. I just want to
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: know when.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Well, it has to be seen do you know what
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: the announcements are?
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Well, I know there's players and movements and bits and
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: pieces that aren't out yet. There seems to be a
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: lot of talk around silver ferns coming to Australia Shaws
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Australian shaws, but not one has been announced yet, which
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: is interesting. So that will be great when that starts
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: to happen and where they fall.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: How many silver ferns do you reckon we're going to get?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Is it six? Is it two?
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: You know we're more like six?
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, wow?
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which is which is a shame for their league
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: though its big time, but no exciting for us. I
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: feel like there's at least five I know of.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I'm disappointed that we can't get Amelia around here Canazio.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I love watching her play, but she's taking some time off.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I hope she's okay. I hope she comes back.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: But is she taking a domestically season off or just
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: an international?
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: She may be here. I know nothing on that one.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's that is a genuine speculator.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: She's a big speculation. She is taking international time off.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I know that not playing.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Constant that's a shame too. I would be shamed not
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: to see her play. So Liz, do we have to
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: buy tickets for that? Soone is that happening, do you know?
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, so tickets go and sayt I think on the
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: twentieth of August.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Now, how's the Olympic push going, because it looks like
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: it's gaining some momentum.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Yes, So we've got I think twenty five thousand or
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: thirty thousand signatures for the pledge already, which is great.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: So I'd love to get on to that this afternoon.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry I haven't done it yet. I will do
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: it today, I'm true.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, So we've got thirty thousand and two pledges as
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: of the stuff to noon, So looking, Kevin, please go
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: and build it just all through adds up. So I
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: write a column in The Australia on the weekend arguing
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: as best as I could about why this is the
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: moment for our sport. But it's interesting, people go, it's
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: not played in enough countries, actually it is. It's not
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: played by enough people, actually it is. It doesn't have
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: global appeal, actually it does. So you know, we've got
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: a bit of work to do around educating people about
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: just the enormous breadth of our sport. I think it's
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: surprising when people find out that if you go and
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: have a look on the ranking, like they have a
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: fish rankings in Switzerland or amongst them in the United States. So,
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: and it's actually been really good. I've been contacted by
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: people from netball Switzerland and net bill France, who you know,
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: the IOCs in their hoods. They want to help.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: So it's actually been need to go over and visit them.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: I'm happy to help you and carry a bat.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: You are so helpful. Cas. Look, you're amazing. The sacrifices
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: you make for our sport just unbelievable. I wanted to
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: get a reference.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Has just made me think of chocolate obviously. I saw
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: something today in a media group that I'm a member
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: of that's called so the June Licorice and Chocolate Company
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: apparently put a call out for chocolate testers every year,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: and I gather that is going to happen soon. So
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: if you are a chocolate tester, they send you chocolate
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: once a month and you have to give your opinion
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: on it.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: June as in j U n e E. The little
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: town that didn't you have someone from triple J when
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: you're always on triple J.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: That was from the birthplace of.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, there's a statue of Lorry Daily and JUNI.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Anyways, so keep your eye on that, because I reckon
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: there's a bunch of dribblers who'd be really good chocolate testers.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Do you have to like have keep your palette pure
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: if you're going to test things and taste things? Though?
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: I think this is just marketing thing, but I did
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: see that. I was when I was looking it up.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Are there are jobs where there are chocolate testers? And
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: if you work for Cadbury in the UK and you
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: are a chocolate taster, you get paid something like forty
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: pounds a year, But the average salary of a Cadbury
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: employee is ninety thousand pounds a year. So I think, wow,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: it's a job for people who love it, because that's
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: a fair old whack of salary to for go, isn't it. Yeah,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: But it must just be a part time thing, right,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: That must be why the salary is so low, because
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: you can't be you can't spend forty hours a week
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: tasting chocolate.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: As a job because all of that pay is then
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: going to the gym membership. You'd have to have, yeah,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: to keep that in check, Elizabeth, do you want like
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: an apple saubet, palate cleanser or something in between your chocolate?
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Is that where you're after?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Very nice?
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Yeshase, that would be great, That would be good. Actually,
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: I did a speaking gig this week at a brewing
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: plant in Queensland. The they brew beer and they also
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: do a heap of soft drinks and speaking well. I
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: did a little bit of contract yes, and it was
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: really interesting. The woman who runs the whole plant, or
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: the person who runs a whole plant is a woman
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: and she was really interesting. She's a chemist by tray,
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: and I was like, you tusters next meeting. He goes,
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: so I've done some tasting stuff and there's nothing worse
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: than eight o'clock on a Monday morning. They've got to
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: taste beer. And I'm like, oh, yeah, no, I don't
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: want to be a tasted on a Friday night.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know whether they sounds press, but it's not.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: I went to UNI and I grew up in Brisbane,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: went to university there. The four Ex brewery there used
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: to do brewery tours and you had to go through
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: the brewery tour, which was when you're twenty two. It's
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: not that interesting now, I'd find it fascinating you go
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: through that, but then at the end they give you
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: they just give you free rein in this room for
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: about forty minutes with all of the beers. And so
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: obviously we would regularly do that during the university to
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: go ahead pre load at the four X. So dribblers,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: tell me if four X still does that one if
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: anyone is up in Briston and has done that reconly, when.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: We were in the hub for COVID where where Catherine
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: and I stayed at Milton is right, like we were
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: on the other side of the road from the four
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: X brewery. Yes, every time they brewed you could smell
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: the wheat and the hot sometimes it was almost overwhelming,
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: and like I drink, I was like, well, per cover that.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: The other times we're out on the balcony just.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: There.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Used to be also in Milton there used to be
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: an Arnet's biscuits factory. So when you would drive along
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: that road, you drive along Milton Road and you get
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: the whiff of the four X Brewery and then you
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: turn right and then left onto Coronation Drive. And you'd
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: get the smell of the Arnet's biscuit.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Factory down at Botany, isn't it every time you go
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: past the corn flakes you can smell the corn flakes?
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Do you know the history of corny barre invented? John
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Kellogg invented them because he thought that if people ate
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: a very bland diet, they would be less likely to masturbate.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: It was meant to what Yeah, they don't put it
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: in their marketing campaigns nowadays, but yeah, yeah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: What did he care about the masturbation? For?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I think he deeply approved a disapproved of it. But
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: also I think it was about that whole thing about,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: particularly for men, not depleting the body and maintaining the
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: strength and the sort of the virility. And this was
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: all in that era when they had these wellness spas
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: and doing really weird stuff with you know, it was
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: just all kind Now yeah, well, yes, now we've come
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: full circle, haven't we. So here shoved this coffee up
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: your bum. It'll make you healthier. Yeah.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: I love corn flakes and you know what, it's my
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: go to if I've ever had a long travel day,
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: I just want something like fresh.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: And you can't get it for a private time, you
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: think I better.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not for that reason, but yeah, that's crazy.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: So I know this because I did a show, a
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: show a few years ago, and I did it in
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Sydney and it was as part of the show, I
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: did a bit of wanka bingo. So it's like, here's
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: here's your card and I'll draw a number out and
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: if something comes up that applies to you, you tick
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: a box on your card and once you've got a line,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: you've you've got bingos. So things like do you keep
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: a worm farm? You know, all all all the Sydney stuff.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Do you have a regular wine supplier? Do you say
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Buffalona instead of Barcelona? Buffalona? And so? And the prize
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: for the person who won that was a giant box
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: of Kellogg's corn flakes because obviously, if you're a wanker
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: you need those. But yes, I like them too, they
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: taste nice. But there we go another biddings, you'll learn another.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Bit of rib and it all seems to come from you.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, well, this is the value that I add. What
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: do you know about netball? Well, my undertwelves haven't won
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: a game this season, But let me tell you about
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: the corn flake and the Roman numerals. All right, so
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: what's everyone got on this week?
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get a heart check now. I'm going
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: to see if there is one that's very responsible, isn't it?
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Good?
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Girl? I love it when you get the flyers and
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: the mail that you do for all these checks. Is
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: an old person anyway, talking about you've actually won.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: You've got the trifector this year to Colsco.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah check now, groove check there you go.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Good job. That's that's adult team it is, isn't it
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: very responsible?
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Funny though, because I spoke to the doctor this morning,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: She's like, it's forty five minutes and I was like,
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: oh no, I said, am I supposed to have jim
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: gear or something. I've never had one done before, so
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I have no clue. And I thought, because I'm going
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: straight from here and this is all I had, so
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to be running on a treaty with
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: my jeans and stuff on. And she'said, oh no, no,
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: it's more just chats and then they'll do some tests
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: or whatever. I've not had one before, you guys, what
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: I am waiting for? No?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: But I know Pete has to get on the treadmill.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: At the cardiologist. They give him a stress test there, so.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's I think it's the initial something yeah,
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: like whatever you've got.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: To or something fun. The cardiologist. You can tell it's
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: designed by a bloke. So I had to do it.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: When I went to the jungle, I had to have
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: the full medical and they discovered that I've got taki
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: kadia and behind and I don't have his stress test.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: But you've got to run. You can't wear a bra.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Are you joging?
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: What?
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: No? So I had to run and no bra, and
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: I was like, try to holp my bood. Yes, you guys,
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: don't cuts. I'm like these nipples knas if you let me.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Wear a bra, that's a stress of a whole level.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: That's not painful.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: I had an MRI for the first time a couple
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: of weeks ago because I've got a torn meniscus. And
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: what a deeply unpleasant experience.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: And do you.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Have to be so loud?
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Well, I find that quite oddly therapeutic. I don't know,
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: just the loud kind of white noise.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: I like it, probably because I've had so many of them.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: I find it just relaxs them and you like, I've
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: never had one.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Before, But I can understand why people find them, why
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: they people get very claustrophobic in them.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Well, yes, because you didn't have to get your head
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: anywhere nearer though if you need done, which yes, those
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: that whole is small, right.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: The only problem I had is, you know, you've got
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: to lie extremely still, yes, And because it was the
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: knee I had sort of propped up one way, so
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: I was just kind of lying just a little bit
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: off balance. And then I start twitching at one stage,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: like things are starting to and I thought, I'm I'm
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: going to move here in a way that means I
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: have to do it all again.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Like I didn't.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't find it scary er anything. As I said,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't have to have my head in there. But
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I can totally understand why if you're claustrophobic, which I'm
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: not particularly, I don't think. I don't know, maybe I am.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: I just haven't been put under that sort of pressure,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: but I can. I can understand. But it's like this
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: surely doesn't have to be so loud.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: In this day and yeah, that's crazy, isn't it. But
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: they do have the open ones now though too. If
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: you're claustrophobic, y, yeah.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: All right, we've lost us again.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: We lost Liz, so Dribbler's we just lost Liz, but
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: she's back because she's an innovator, so she's jumped on
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: another device. But it is time for us to wrap up.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: But we do have to talk about We have a
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: we've released our new merch which is very exciting. So
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: the link for that is on the Facebook page and
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I will pin it to the top. It's it's some
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: cool stuff I think we've got.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: I'm done that. One of the crop tops nice, No
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: you're not. Yeah, there's like sort of crops what are
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: they called muscle tops, muscle tea.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Well, see, I don't mind a crop top because they're
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: not actually cropped on me. They're just the right length
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: for my body. So I was working with a woman
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: yesterday who's two inches shorter than I am, so I
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: obviously teased her mercilessly. But yes, well, thanks and thanks
• 44:51
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• 44:54
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• 44:56
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• 45:02
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• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm getting some this week.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's good stuff.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: And so I love the new logo, the halfnitball called logo.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: It's very retro call.
• 45:15
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• 45:17
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• 45:17
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• 45:32
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• 45:37
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• 45:40
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• 45:45
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