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Show #303 Worst Timeline Gets Worse Audio · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why.
• 0:01
  Speaker 2: Is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media Network.
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: Hello and welcome to b a yew Episode three zero three. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: the worst timeline gets worse.
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: So we're not in the good universe?
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  Speaker 3: Are we were? Not?
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: Damn it? Who fucked with time this time? Mega verse?
• 0:59
  Speaker 3: M the wrong person got ahold of the time machine?
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: That is for certain, God damn it, piff stop sucking
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: with ship.
• 1:07
  Speaker 4: Maybe the butterfly effect, I don't know, God damn it.
• 1:10
  Speaker 4: On top heavy butterfly butterflies.
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: I'm sure it'll come up at some point, but on
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: top everything else, I've got a massive hey today, so
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: I am barely functioning and trying to keep it together
• 1:21
  Speaker 3: long enough to get us through the record.
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: We'll make it quick, I promise. Yeah, we got to.
• 1:27
  Speaker 3: Speak of making it quick. Let's get onto our introductions.
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: This is a panel show inspired podcast. We play three
• 1:32
  Speaker 3: silly games. Whoever wins it doesn't get anything. Yeah, true,
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: because fuck it, Honestly, you know, we're just here to
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: have fun. That's the whole goal.
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: And you know if fun was had, yay.
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: Yay, it will be had.
• 1:48
  Speaker 3: Pretty much is always had.
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: It's always going to be had. And if not by us,
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: that hopefully by you at the very least.
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  Speaker 3: You enjoy it suffering.
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: If you'd like to hear us sufferer.
• 2:02
  Speaker 3: But he should.
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: Not sponsored.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm sure that sponsored by I'm sure an ex
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  Speaker 3: wive this but anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Just plays on repeat, over and over. You finally got yours,
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: didn't you.
• 2:22
  Speaker 3: So we're gonna play three silly games. I have our
• 2:24
  Speaker 3: regular two competitors here. First, he's a gamer and a storyteller,
• 2:27
  Speaker 3: and he used to be my youngest friend. Now he's
• 2:30
  Speaker 3: just doggy. He's a game whenever he's a lay dog.
• 2:54
  Speaker 4: Hey, man, the song makes me think I have a problem.
• 2:59
  Speaker 3: Maybe there's a little bit dude.
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: Don't get judged by a song.
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  Speaker 4: Right, so by back age leave me alone?
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  Speaker 3: Is there? I feel like we're all gonna have the
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  Speaker 3: same ounser on this possibly, but you know it's my
• 3:13
  Speaker 3: own fault for spoiling it. Is there a man? Is
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: there a project that someone you know is working on
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  Speaker 3: that you're really excited about?
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  Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah, our buddy ap It's been working on games?
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, yeah, what was it was?
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  Speaker 4: The Marvel game?
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  Speaker 5: He's been working on that.
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  Speaker 1: One which we got invited to the discord test thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he's worked on another one. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: Unfortunately the name was lost to me.
• 3:48
  Speaker 3: Apparently, it looks like it's a lot like Headliners or
• 3:50
  Speaker 3: Repo Good Boy. Yeah yeah, and you form a group
• 3:58
  Speaker 3: of like heisters who are trying to sneak into people's
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: houses and steel ship, but unfortunately for you, the creatures
• 4:05
  Speaker 3: they have guarding said ship are really fucking nasty, Like
• 4:10
  Speaker 3: I'm in the trailer had. The trailer and the the
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  Speaker 3: the image the steam banner image of it both feature
• 4:19
  Speaker 3: a surprisingly playful looking bulldog with way too many teeth,
• 4:26
  Speaker 3: too much deep, way too many.
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  Speaker 4: I saw that. I saw the like the splash card that.
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  Speaker 3: Was inually long, although he still appears to be smiling, yes,
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  Speaker 3: which is kind of adorable, but also.
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  Speaker 1: That creep factor is still just behind it.
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  Speaker 3: The cree factor is still definitely there, and I do
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  Speaker 3: not want to be that thing's cute toy.
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: But would you guys play that game altogether?
• 4:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Problem I would. Yeah, that's what like six bucks? And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I told, I'm like, dude.
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  Speaker 4: The developer, Yeah, this is an no get some fun
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  Speaker 4: with your friends for the cheap?
• 5:03
  Speaker 6: Why not?
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  Speaker 3: And if it, if it follows up on the promise
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  Speaker 3: that it very has. I think we're all going to
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  Speaker 3: enjoy it together.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, we should do. We should invite eight
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  Speaker 1: bit to play with us. Because it is four player,
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: we would need we would need a fourth I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 1: I mean instant feedback right away, like BS recorded for
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  Speaker 1: you man and send you the file. Tell you what sucks,
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  Speaker 1: never mind you know what, well just.
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  Speaker 4: Recorded all the other show. Just send you the good
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  Speaker 4: stuff for those listening, you know what I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 3: The game is called is currently called good Boy. I
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  Speaker 3: have a feeling that might have to change because there
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  Speaker 3: is another game on Steam already called good Boy. Yeah
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  Speaker 3: about a robot exploring a planet for you or some
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  Speaker 3: ship like that.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a dog robot?
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of dog like, yeah, but it's.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it might change, or you know, I could could
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  Speaker 4: share a name.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure that I think that company should give up
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: their name.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think there's a Steam game called
• 6:14
  Speaker 3: good Dog, you know, which you know a lot of
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: people say, you know good Dog, right, you know, so
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  Speaker 3: I think they could change it to that, or or
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  Speaker 3: who knows, maybe the other good Boy doesn't care. They're
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: just like, yeah, you can have the same name.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: We don't care, right right?
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  Speaker 3: Maybeybe people will buy both our games?
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  Speaker 1: You know that's true? Do a good boy bandwagon.
• 6:35
  Speaker 4: It all out in the wash y.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it is only meant to be a temporary name anyway,
• 6:41
  Speaker 3: who knows? We shall see, we shall see. Yes, don't
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  Speaker 3: you wish to assume? Definitely agree? And that what really
• 6:50
  Speaker 3: was my answer? So stolen? But that's fair. Yeah, kind
• 6:52
  Speaker 3: of give it away ahead of time, that's fair. And
• 6:55
  Speaker 3: his opponents he's a veteran and a podcaster, and as
• 6:58
  Speaker 3: it turns out, that makes him a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie.
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: It's Steve.
• 7:03
  Speaker 3: It's Steve. What a weird asshole?
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy right here, this is the weird one.
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: If you want to see a weird asshole, look right here.
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: After I turn around.
• 7:16
  Speaker 3: Or before, we're gonna be looking at a weird ass.
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: No matter what, it doesn't really matter.
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  Speaker 3: So no matter which set, Yes, can you think of
• 7:34
  Speaker 3: another project being worked on by a friend of yours
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  Speaker 3: that you are really looking forward to?
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean there's a few. And here's the problem.
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: And since you guys both had the same one, I'm
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: gonna give a couple of Aaron's third fucking novel because
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: I'm almost done with Raka, so I kind of want
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: to see the conclusion of the trilogy trilogy. I am
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: getting hyped up about that. The other thing is Magnus
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: Cock Thunder's new jacuzzi room that we started working on, Like, yeah,
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: we helped the outer shell, the frame helped that, and
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: then we just never went back because it was so
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: much work. It's like, okay, cool, No, we need to
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: get back over there helping finish. He's almost done that. Yeah, nice,
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: like six person chacuzzi like hot tub type thing, like
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: looks nice, It looks awesome. So excited to head over
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: there with the blunt and a six pact for him.
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah all right, Well, i'm your host pantsl Sara, I'm
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: gonna be running these games, and go ahead and hit
• 8:40
  Speaker 3: my jingle please, and let's see. I can only think
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: of one that feels kind of like a spoiler because
• 9:03
  Speaker 3: she I don't know if I can say, well, I
• 9:07
  Speaker 3: guess I kind of will, because there is something so
• 9:10
  Speaker 3: friend of the show and former Slash current Ultra Hope
• 9:16
  Speaker 3: girl Maddie is getting married in a couple of months.
• 9:20
  Speaker 3: Yeahler and I was invited to go that that is
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: technically a project she's working on. I was thinking more marriage.
• 9:34
  Speaker 4: There is a.
• 9:37
  Speaker 3: But I was genuinely thinking more about her writing, which
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: is extraordinary. She's written one book, but she hasn't had
• 9:47
  Speaker 3: it published. She had me read it for her and
• 9:49
  Speaker 3: provide some feedback, and I absolutely loved it, and I
• 9:52
  Speaker 3: begged her to publish it, and she didn't, and this
• 9:55
  Speaker 3: is still hanging on to it. I earnestly wish that
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: she would. I think she would sell a lot of
• 10:01
  Speaker 3: copies and make banks because it's really really good. But
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: then she followed that up. Despite not publishing the first book,
• 10:08
  Speaker 3: she's written a second one that is an apocalyptic thriller.
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: The first one is kind of a sci fi romance, okay,
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: kind of cool. The second one is another sci fi
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: but it's an apocalyptic thriller in which I don't want
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: to spoil anything, so I really can't. Right, Let's just
• 10:27
  Speaker 3: say something happens to the entirety of the world, like
• 10:31
  Speaker 3: all at once.
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: Just everybody poos at the exact same moment. It looks
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: like the Earth just craft itself.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just not awesome, you know what.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: I want to read it.
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: Say that's wrong. I will say up front that is
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: not what she wrote. But let's just say spoilers. It's
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: incredibly interesting. She's written some fascinating and brilliant characters. There's
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: a lot of fun, some heavy intense action. She's done
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: an incredible job, and I'm again excited for to do something.
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  Speaker 3: I'm hoping she does something with it. She's she's written
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  Speaker 3: some intense actions.
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Action is hard to write. Yeah,
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: it really really isn't to get the same message back
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: or out that you want to.
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: She did an intense and amazing job doing this, okay,
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: and I'm so excited. I'm desperate for her to like
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: publish any of these. But in any event, she's still
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: working on that second book. Nice She's she's in the
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: middle of like a second draft now, so hopefully she
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: decides to go forward and try and publish it, because
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: she's absolutely brilliant. It's fantastic and I want to see
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: her book out there.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: So it'd be cool. Do you want to get that?
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: Do you want us to get all the BFY people
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: to start like guilty her like we did Aggie for
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: the Slowly everybody like Christians, so that.
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that that's not, let's not. I
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: would rather just have her on the show and.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: Talk about it, because I really want to know more
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: I know how busy, I know how busy she is,
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: but I'm willing to extend her the invitation anyway, because
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: again and talk about that stuff. YEA an event. We
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: have our own show to do. We do, so let's
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: get to it. Game one is called have I Got
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: Good News for You? I've got terrible news stories. I've
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: got three terrible news stories, and all the players have
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: to do is decide which one I have predetermined to
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: be the best news story of the week. If they
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: get it right, or if neither of them get it
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: and one of them gets my second favorite, they win
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: the game and earn one episode point our first story.
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: Hm cees twenty six. The consumer and electronics show I
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: Believe is what It's called UH has released its list
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: of the worst in show products, including such serious bullshit
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  Speaker 3: as an AI soulmate that is built directly into a desk.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: I think, like you.
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: Want to fuck your desk?
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: Apparently I know some people that like and and I'm
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: not fucking king here an AI powered fridge.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: Oh no, it's gonna be.
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: What would it do besides judge you?
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: I already feel judged by the cameras that are everywhere judging.
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: Got an AI culmate? Why do I need an a
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: half fridge to judge me too?
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: So the funny thing about these awards is that the
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: Consumer Electronics Shows has always had these awards and and
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: there's like, there's like uh categories. So, for example, there's
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: a Worst in Show for Privacy that went to an
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  Speaker 3: Amazon Ring Ai. Amazon ring Elite three to sixty adds
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: a bunch of AI powered features with like facial recognition,
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: video stream and search functions blah blah blah blah blah.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: And for third party apps, it's all collecting heaps of
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: data for them to function, which just about anyone in
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Amazon apparently will have access to and god knows who else. Yeah,
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: and uh yeah, so privacy is a massive concern. So
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: that's why it won Worst in Show for privacy. A
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: treadmill one Worst in Show for securitydmill?
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Oh god with it?
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: Of course? With an integrated AI fitness trainer, does it
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: unlock all.
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: Your doors when you use it?
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Well, your backdoors and your firewalls.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: The manufacturer admits in their own privacy policy, we cannot
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: guarantee the security of your personal information, so it wasn't shit.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: And then there's stuff like environmental impact like the lollipops,
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: which is basically a vibrator and Bluetooth equipped to lollipop stick.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: You turn it on, connect it to your music player,
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: and then the lillypop vibrates in your mouth as you
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: eat it, supposedly transferring the sound to the ears through
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: your jaw bone. And once you're done with it, the
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: whole thing goes into the trash, which means it's non
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: rechargeable and single use. So it's just electronics so much
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: e waste that it's absurd.
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  Speaker 1: We have such a problem with this, and I'm not
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: saying I'm not the problem. I am. Now I hold
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: on to all my electronics like no joke, but.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: The clear, the clear, absolute garbage of the show. Like
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: in previous years leading up to this, like most of
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: these would be like indie stuff that yeah, people come in,
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: just some weird idea that someone decided to put together
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: and bring to the show, you know, But now like
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: in the last couple of years, especially with this mass
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: it pushed AI bullshit like the all the big companies,
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: the ones getting hit, such as the Samsung Family Hub
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: smart fridge, which uh The I fix It co founder
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Kyleween said, I would not trust a Samsung fridge farther
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  Speaker 3: than I could throw it got fun. It's got so
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  Speaker 3: many potential failure points to a thing that just is
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: supposed to keep your food cool, like a ginormous touchscreen,
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: a voice controlled door.
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  Speaker 7: Please close, please Jesus, Samsung's notoriously glitchy software, and so
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: many other unnecessary preatures, features that could turn your fridge
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: into an oversized paper weight in an instant.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Uh, mercy me.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: But of course, the one that I took the most
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  Speaker 3: umbridge with I think was the AI Soulmate. It didn't
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  Speaker 3: win overall worse than Show that went to the Samsung fridge,
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: but the Lepro Ammy AI Companion is the People's choice
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: award for worse than Show. This is a gadget slash
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: toy that sits on your desk, observes you with a camera,
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: and chats with you to brighten your.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Day, I guess yourself.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Of course, of course, the camera and microphone are always on,
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  Speaker 3: so it's little more than an AI powered surveillance device.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds right, say companies.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Jesus fucking Christ. There are so many uses for AI
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: that could actually be beneficial.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: They gave away how desperate they are, way too quickly.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: I've way too quickly.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: I've read about attempts to use AI to improve medicine, architecture,
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: you know, things, things that sense right, could push forward
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: and increase our standard of living. And you have so
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: much of this.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Bullshit and yell it to wank you off.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Come on, guys, I feel like all this stuff is
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: just the big companies just wanking themselves.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: It's just be a ship that they know.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: You're already gonna have AI do everything else. What else
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: are you going to do with your empty hands? Why
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: do you need them to do that?
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Dudeah, come on, all.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Right, let's move on. We've been talking about this for
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: a while. Oh my god, let's mound the story number two.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: First one, Uh me too, honestly, but let's move on
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: to the second. The nice any i SS, which is
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: the National Electronic Injury Surveillance System, has released its list
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: of the twenty five most unusual things removed from people's butts.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Oh god, oh yeah, I love these lists.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: So now the year is over. This is an actual,
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: a real, real I don't know if it's a government
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: department thing or if it's just.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Like a bunch of medical professionals just get together.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Medical professionals making a group to keep track of this stuff.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: But we now have the finance, the full list of
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: the twenty five most unusual things removed from people's butts
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: this year, and it starts with a baseball, A battery
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: powered light not a flashlight. Beard clippers ooh, horn cob.
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: Holder No, no, no, if you don't know, it has
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: two sharp steaks.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was the other way, so they were sticking
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: out the butt. I sure, I.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Hope so, guy, But if it got stuck in there,
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: you're not an outlet.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: You tore up.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Some people think they are a corn cob pipe, okay,
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: a dog chew.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Toyl guys, come on a door knob he fell an
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: egg a yeah, eyeglasses, that's what the pink eye, A film.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Canister okay, A flash lights yeah, that makes sense. A
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: light bulb.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: That's stupid at fun. I understand people do it all
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: the time too. It is the dumbest why it's goddamn
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: his mouth.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: He lights up the ball.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: You don't need to put the bulb in.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: You and light up you.
• 20:35
  Speaker 8: O my god.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, used to be in the marbles. Okay, pencils now
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: a plastic coat hanger?
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Is there a ballhole shaped like a jay?
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: It is now a plastic cleanser bottle, but sanitary, A
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: rectangular or travel toothbrush. Why a rock?
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Well, maybe a smooth one like one from the.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Beach, A sandal hockey. He just starts sing a ship.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Doesn't say why a rock? He said, yes, just a rock.
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: Okay, walk outside, pick up a rock. This will be
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: fun in my Oh, that's all right.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Picking off from the driveway. This is a good one.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: One to skip stones. One nice and penisy, A shampoo bobble,
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: a thermous.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: In, Well, that makes sense to I can get turkey
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: based here.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: That makes My question is how did it get fucking stuck?
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: How did you really go past the bulb?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Because it comes off, Remember it fills up, so yeah,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: the tube keep you owing, but the ball the yep, no,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: you won't. Right in there.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: The cylinders, this one's my favorite. Uncooked pasta.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: You know how difficult it is to get cooked pasta
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: in there. Man, it's glurmy. It's okay, rub it and
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: butter first, I'll go right up there.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: It'll soften itself up, warm up, and finally, if it's
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: soft it just slips out.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Finally, a vate pen and number five a wine stopper.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, wait for the bottle. Yeah, actually it looks like
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: a little bit like a plug, so.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I can kind of understand.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: That makes sense. Fuck, and then it has a handle
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: and a stopper. There's actually like a tether for it
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: because you need it to Okay, listen, p s everybody.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna get into that stuff, have a fucking
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: tether and always lube and don't just go all in man,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: start small.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Honestly, that's what sex toys are.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: For you, as there's way safer. I don't dude. It
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: might be access issues. I don't know. People can't get
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: access issues get.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Me so like, I literally can't.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Did anyone when they got to the person who had
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: the bulb shoved up their ass, did like anyone think
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: to like clap to see if it turned on?
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: I don't think so, but it'd be fun.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: We need to. We're never getting done with this show today?
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Oh those number two?
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, we haven't even gotten number three yet.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: That was number two, and.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: That may have been deliberate, so.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Was every action in the whole story.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Let's move on to story number three. Fake AI ads
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: lure hundreds of Brummys to non existent fireworks show for
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: the second time. Brummy is a person from Birmingham, England.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Birmingham, Birmingham.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah so yes. Fireworks displays are a staple for a
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: New Year's tradition around the world, and a large crowd
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: in Birmingham gathered to welcome the new year, hoping to
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: see booming and crackling rockets. But imagine their disappointment when
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: no such fireworks displayed took place. As it happened, there
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: were never supposed to be any fireworks in the first place.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Everyone in the crowd had fallen victim to an online hoax.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: A fake, likely AI generated social media campaign had promised
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: a supposed fireworks show in Birmingham, and people had swallowed
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: the stroy to hook line and sinker, which would not
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: be all that unusual, like fake AI hoaxes are everywhere.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Possibly the weirdest thing is the fact that this is
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: not the first time this has happened in Birmingham. No,
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: the exact same thing happened at the end of twenty
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: twenty four as well.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, come on, okay, because nobody learns from their mistakes apparently.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: And yeah, it's true. It's fucking true. God damn it.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: The ads promised live music, food, refreshments, and even a
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: skating rink, and then in the end the festivities would
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: be capped by a fireworks display. Sounds like a good
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: time to me.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wasn't everything but the fireworks, because that's
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: kind of still cool? Skating rink and shit, No, there.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Was no celebration, no lights, no lights, no food, no music,
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: and most definitely no fires.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Probably an empty parking lot.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: The Westminlands Police, who handles law enforcement in Birmingham, and
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: tried to prevent this from happening. On December thirtieth, They
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: put out a press release to inform people that there
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: were no fireworks, But all of these people did not listen.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Because nobody reads the newspaper watches the real like over
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: on Facebook.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Yea fair to Birmingham. It was a smaller crowd this time.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: When it happened in twenty twenty four, the crowd numbered
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: in the thousands.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Oh geez.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: But this year, this year fewer people felt well, how
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: were enough still showed up to making a news story?
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Thirty?
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: I think it was in the hundreds.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: It's kind of cool, though.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: I can't find any kind of cool. It's not kind
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: of cool. It's literally leading.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: People to places they're not supposed to be at the
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: promise of things that don't exist.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Imagine as them, they're getting smarter, is what I'm saying,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: not fast enough.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Imagine if something truly malicious had been planned.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like a bomb or something. Oh yeah, right,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: so what I'm saying, that's good.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: They're starting to look not Oh thank god, it was
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: just a prank. But honestly, like, I hope that they
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: find who did this and arrest them or at least
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: heavily find them, because honestly, it was AI.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Well, the posts appear to have been AI generated, but
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: it's unlikely that the whole campaign was invading. Oh right,
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: there's a person or people who are doing this for
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: hopefully just their own amusement, like no other like there
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: haven't been like a tax or anything, so you know, good,
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: she will show up and go where the fireworks like
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: that's the extent of it.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Just can't trust any firework heads anymore.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Can't trust anything you read on facebok.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: All right, well there's our three news stories I wish
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: gentleman luck so the the serious bullshit getting labeled worst
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: in show at ce S twenty six, the twenty five
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: most unusual things removed from people's butts in twenty twenty five,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: And finally, a fake AI ad lures hundreds of bromies
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: to a non existent fiber show for the second time
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: in a row. Which one of these did I call
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: my favorite the best news story of the week? And
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: I believe Stevie.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Won the last one by accident.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: But yes, okay, so you get to choose first. Which
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: one of these did I pick as my favorite news story?
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: I've asked the best news I think the best of
• 28:30
  Speaker 10: all of them has gotta be Story number two, because,
• 28:34
  Speaker 10: let's face it, story number two is a story about
• 28:38
  Speaker 10: humans doing stupid shit to themselves and not creating stupid
• 28:42
  Speaker 10: shit to do stupid shit to ourselves.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Yes, I guess I could see that, Like the story
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: number two is us doing stupid shit to ourselves and
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: story one and three or people doing stupid shit to
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: other people.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Right, fair enough, Stevie, he could be on Which one
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: of these said I pick is my best news story
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: of the week.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I know all he's wrong. Which one is about something?
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know about this but probably? Oh man, this
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: is so did the other two are so close to
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: each other. I'm gonna go with uh, the fake ads
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: lowering people the brimmis from.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, fair enough, Well, as it happens, you did have
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: it exactly. Yeah, I pick number two. But stuff, but
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: stuff that stuff, a lot of people getting themselves hurt.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: But it was really funny reading through that list, and
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: like I said, uncooked pasta just caught me made me
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: laugh so hard because I immediately started imagining, Oh, wouldn't
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: have been better? Just like like what spaghetti covered in
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: sauce shoving it up there?
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: It's like, what the fuck like CD or someth ship. Yeah,
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, let's be honest here.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Little bow ties.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Why are you boofing? Costa man? Don't booth don't my
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: grandma would be turning over or fucking grave man? I
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: heard your boofing? Or do they do they do?
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: They break it in?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Sicily man, Jesus correct.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: Grandmother up wooden spoon.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: You're getting beat with the wooden spoon that day, I.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Gu But no, don't.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: Don't worry, guys, because story number two will eventually bleed
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: into story number one, when someday it'll stop being about
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: butt stuff and more about buttress stuff, when AI starts
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: shoving ship up your ass for you. Oh Jesus built
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: into your fucking covers.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Uh. And it's and it's just gonna get worse.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: It's the problem, Yeah, it is.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Anyway, there's really no joy in any of this stuff.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: But I did enjoy the list of butt stuff.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Gets that very very nice.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Congratulations. Yes, we're gonna play game two. Game two is
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: were two points and we'll play that right after this.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Bounound mail bag mail bag getting them litters. Hey, yes,
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: it's mail bag time. Let's get them litters. We're starting
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: with a comment on our discord about episode three hundred, Oggie,
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: why don't you read it out loud for us?
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's one's buddy man cats.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: He says, this is a this is a colin. Ye.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: He says, Happy New Year to you all. Hope everyone
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: had an amazing holiday period. Congratulations on the b F
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: I t Dow does Taskbasser. It is a glorious, hilarious
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: and entertaining triumph. Love that you remembered the Jorge Memorial Cup.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: I can't even remember how long ago it was when
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: we talked about it. That it that and it seemed
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: so fitting. And if I was to sum up the
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: whole two nights in a few moments, let's see we
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: have David cossplaying as a farmer in front of some
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: Bay promotional material, Augie's mistified look when presented with German Yeah,
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: and the massive sequel I mean sorry, and the massive
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: squeal of delight genlet out when she found out a
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: sheep had been sponsored into her honor.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Hell, yes.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: All. Not only do I think Alex Horne won't sue,
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: I'd actually put Bunny on him being proud because you
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: guys nailed it.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I would hope, so I would hope.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: So genuinely, we're not challenging Alex in any way their format.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: We just wanted to use it to have some fun,
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: and we really really did because it's an amazing, amazing
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: show and if you enjoyed hours at all, you won
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: one hundred thousand percent absolutely should check out the British
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: task Master. Oh god, yeah, it's all twenty series are
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: available for free on YouTube. There is no reason not
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: to go watch it.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Just watch it and already will.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Laugh your ass off. I swear every single episode.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: There's always something fu so funny.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: It's so good, so funny.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: But yeah, this was a fucking triumph. The whole fucking thing,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: top the bottom, fucking amazing.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: It's my favorite review of the episode so far. Thank
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: you so much, Colin at Our.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Next comment comes from actually the first part of three hundred,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: episode two ninety nine, three hundred part one, we got
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: a new comment from g Privateer. I'm so glad the
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: tinsel will happened?
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Is that Gina?
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Yes? Which is funny because that was I was like,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: what the hell is he doing?
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: I did not remember saying I was going to do that,
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: but apparently I said I was going to do that
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: on an episode of on.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Lulu, and I oh, because I was so confused, I'm like,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I don't remember him saying that at all.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, I just came up with a bit. I'm like, okay,
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: so I can just do a funny bit, like the
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: ridiculous thing on my head is not what you think
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: it isses to help me see so good.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Such a good joke.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: It worked, it worked.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: It was a British joke. Oh. The next one comes
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: from the same episode as well. Uh, this comes from Hannibal. Hannibal, Yeah,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I said that right, love in part one. Can't wait
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: for part two. You guys are slaying it. Part two
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: is already yeah, heck.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you very much. Part two is already up
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: at this point.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Coincidentally on part two.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: And there's is it's an identical comment to the one
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: he left on our discord. Hannibal is once again calling.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: But thank you very much, so much appreciated.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Hey yeah, and then I belie leave. We have another
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: one from Bill m uh commenting on the second part
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: of three hundred. Congratulations on three hundred. This was just
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: so lovely to watch. I look forward to every week
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: to the show. Love you guys.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: That's awesome. Thank you.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Bill, love you man. And he's got a
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: new show that just came out to a new podcast.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: It's all about like the like cartoons when we were
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: younger and shit, So I'm hoping we can get him out.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: We can talk about that ship soon too. That'd be
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: fucking cool. We can guess on that one we can
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: do a cartoon and then we could have them here
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: and do like we can do cartoon trivia stuff. Oh
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: that'd be so much fun. Yes, all right, all right,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: and we have a voicemail.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: As well, awesome from DJ's anthis.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, I wouldn't listen to it yet. All right,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I actually include that name.
• 35:49
  Speaker 11: What's going on? B F I t W. This is
• 35:51
  Speaker 11: your friendly non d day d Jay's anthes wanted to
• 35:56
  Speaker 11: reach out and tell you, guys, how amazing the job
• 35:59
  Speaker 11: you did on three hundre. It was an amazing thing
• 36:01
  Speaker 11: to watch. I had a blast watching and i had
• 36:03
  Speaker 11: a blast being a part of it, and I'm just
• 36:05
  Speaker 11: so proud of the three of you and what you
• 36:08
  Speaker 11: accomplished throughout that entire event. It was a very very cool,
• 36:13
  Speaker 11: cool thing to watch. All the contestants were amazing. I
• 36:17
  Speaker 11: was fun to see some of your other friends in
• 36:20
  Speaker 11: action and to watch you all be silly and have
• 36:23
  Speaker 11: a good time. And I love the Joorge Memorial trophy,
• 36:26
  Speaker 11: so all of it was a great time. I think
• 36:29
  Speaker 11: you're awesome, and I'm really really happy to say that
• 36:32
  Speaker 11: my friends over there made three hundred episodes of this
• 36:37
  Speaker 11: crazy show that I love to be a part of
• 36:39
  Speaker 11: and listen to, and I looked forward to three hundred
• 36:42
  Speaker 11: more of them and all of that. So congratulations again, Jens.
• 36:47
  Speaker 11: I love you guys to death. You're some of my
• 36:49
  Speaker 11: closest friends. And get back to painting.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: I was going to, but then but then we went
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: somewhere to go work Cord the task match thing, and
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: then I then I stopped and we came back and
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: the whole studio wasn't disarray, and I just got lazy.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: But no, we're gonna I'm getting back to it. Maybe tomorrow.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I uh. I was hoping, honestly hoping that DJ's
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: ants could have been there to see the raps. Happy
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: as it is. I challenge you, DJ, to make one
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: of those wraps your ring tone.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: All of them, all two of them, one or the other.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: You choose. It's a good idea, Honestly, you choose, You
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: have the right to choose. But still it's like, do
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: I have to site for you? Man? They were for you.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: So my god, hopefully you.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Dug them enough that you're willing to. But I'm I'm
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: challenging you to do it because I think that'd be.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: A blast.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: And then have to.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Explain the whole thing, the whole way, not just a
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: segment of it. It's the whole wrapt the whole thing
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: doesn't make sense and you only do part of it.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: All right, let's get back to our show. Hey man,
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: welcome back. It's time for game two. Game two is
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: called tinfoil hat.
• 38:25
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: It's an old favorite, and I use favorite in quotation marks.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: You guys are gonna have to love it. You guys
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: are gonna have to weave me a conspiracy theory linking
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: three apparently unrelated things.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: And whichever of you can weave me the best or
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: the the craziest conspiracy theory without losing me. So it's
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: kind of a game of conspiracy theory chickens.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: Describe it is conspiracy theory, chicken, How far can you
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: go without going too far over the edge? Don't go,
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: don't stare.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Whichever one of you can manage to get as close
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: to the edge as you can without going over, will
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: win and earn themselves two episode points. I'll you currently
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: lead one to zero.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: The conspiracy theory this time must link these three things,
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: pac Man. The WWF changing its name to the WWE,
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: And finally, Ashley Tisdale's viral commentary on getting kicked out
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: of a mom group recently happened and stirred up some controversy.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know why. I have no idea who Ashley
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Tisdale is or why she's famous, so I legitimately don't
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: know what the hell.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: So thanks.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Apparently she was a Disney queen. She was one, and
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Zach and Cody in high school musicals.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so Nicolo or Disneys, I guess those were
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: two things I did not watch. So Nicoleon, yeah, any.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: God, yeah, you lost the last game. So now you
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: have the choice. Do you want to go first or
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: do you want to go second? Up to you.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go first and get it over with,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: just just to do it. There's no strategy whatsoever.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: Strategy is the win, Steve, do it.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: That's the win. All right, here we go.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: You are good, go for it, sir. Weave me a
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: conspiracy theory.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: All right, soone like you guys actually know about it
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: a little bit about Athleydale because I used to have
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: step children. They're gone now.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: He was in their club.
• 40:52
  Speaker 12: Oh god, what completely I'm not I'm not gonna.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Say that's dark.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: That's the sign. There's a sign on the wall.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Humor.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Disney stuff, Here we go, Nickelodeon. Uh.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Ashley Tisdale actually loved two things as a child, w
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: w F and Missus pac Man. She loved the two
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: so much she even created her own w w F
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: wrestlers Around these around these themes. Her creation was Miss
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Power Pellet, a hero nicknamed the Arcade a venture. She
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: plays innocent and then power up mode kicks in special
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: move Power Pellet Smash, but the evil in her eyes
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Though World Wildlife Foundation attached her beloved WWF in two
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: thousand and two. This ate at Ashley for years. Her
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: hero was all WWF and now that can't happen. The
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: years passed and another mishap at her mom group. Her
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: alienation sparked rage, Fuck this, she said, whoa yeah? Like hard,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Miss Power Pellet is dead. Arise Sharpei the Chopper, a
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: heal with attitude and arrogance. Sharpay's special is the cherry Bomb,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: and she always complains about being left out. She challenges
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: other moms in the audience and this is how all
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: of them are tied together. That's all I got. Though,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: after that, I got scared. Man, I fucking laughed. I'm like,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting caught up in this fucking underworld. So
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I bounced.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: I bounced close to the edge.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: I was too scared. Guys, I can only do so much.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: So much that may be exactly the right thing to do,
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: or you may have wished further to find out good work.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: So far I can say you didn't lose me, so
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: that's good. But let's see can be any crazier?
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, so let's be perfectly we're real here. The thing
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: with Ashley you well, here's the thing though, erin conspiracy,
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: not Evendale thing to begin with, none of it is real.
• 43:35
  Speaker 13: Well that's the thing though, erin the conspiracy, is that
• 43:38
  Speaker 13: this is nothing new with Ashley Tisdale. Okay, this has
• 43:42
  Speaker 13: been something that she's been doing her entire life. So
• 43:46
  Speaker 13: even as a child, she would share interest with her
• 43:50
  Speaker 13: friends to get them interested in her and to involve her.
• 43:54
  Speaker 13: So as a kid, she would play pac Man because
• 43:56
  Speaker 13: all her friends would play pac Man, but then they
• 43:59
  Speaker 13: would move on to Donkey Kong and leave her behind
• 44:03
  Speaker 13: because she was only good at pac Man. Holy, she
• 44:05
  Speaker 13: wasn't good at Donkey Kong.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: Then later on in life.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: She'd get really big into.
• 44:11
  Speaker 13: WWF, she'd get the T shirts, she'd go to the events,
• 44:15
  Speaker 13: but then her friends would confusingly move on to a
• 44:18
  Speaker 13: thing called WWE. And then she realized that she wasn't
• 44:22
  Speaker 13: supporting the World Wrestling Federation, but in fact the World
• 44:25
  Speaker 13: Wildlife Foundation. So her WWF went to WWE and left
• 44:32
  Speaker 13: her WTF.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: And then finally with.
• 44:41
  Speaker 13: Finally with the here and now, with her now revealing
• 44:44
  Speaker 13: that she's in a mother's group, mother's support group rather,
• 44:50
  Speaker 13: but this time she's bringing the whole conspiracy to light,
• 44:54
  Speaker 13: and people are definitely taking her sight on this.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: And definitely believe her.
• 44:59
  Speaker 13: They do that this is something that her friends have
• 45:02
  Speaker 13: been doing to her since high school, and this is
• 45:05
  Speaker 13: high school bullying, toxic toxicity, and definitely not Hollywood mothers.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Just doing Hollywood mother things that the rest.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Of us don't give a shit about. I genuinely tried
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: to cause trauma, trauma.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: It was definitely good, It was definitely funnier. But I
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: believe Stevie's was actually Crazier's true. I think Stevie's is
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: actually crazier. So neither of you lost me. So Stevie,
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: you get that point.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: It was very good and the same research I did
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: about the pac Man thing, which was, oh god, but.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: The game is who can be crazier not funnier, and
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Stevie definitely takes that point. So well done.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Not crazy one.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: It's you thought you thought you hadn't gone far enough,
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: You thought you were playing it safe, but really, really
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: it's kind of nuts.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: This one was challenging. It was just too hard to
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: get it crazy. I thought, like the links between the
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: things were probably crazy enough, but like it's hard to
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: twist just fucking celebrity bullshit, Like it's crazy enough as
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: is right, it really.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Is nuts, all right? Well, that means Stevie gets two points.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: The game is now Stevie two points to Augie's one point.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: But we are going to get a winner. Game three
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: is worth three points. Whichever player takes it is going
• 46:30
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• 46:32
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• 46:34
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• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game three. Game
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: three is gonna be the dumpster Fire. Oh yeah, I've
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: got five categories. All our players have to do is
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: tell me something about that category that they would like
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: to remove from society forever, something that they would that
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: irritates them, bothers, frustrates anything. And I'll get an answer
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: from each of them, and whichever one of them gives
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: the best thing, the thing that I want to throw
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: into the dumpster fire the most, I will select that
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: and they will earn that point for that category. The
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: player who gets three categories wins this game and gets
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: three episode points. And because our scores are so close,
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: that will win the game for whoever wins this particular game,
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: So win the episode. Excuse me for yeah, oggie, you
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: lost the last game, So you have the choice of
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: who goes first. Our first category is gonna be flowers,
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: would you like to give your answer first, or would
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: you like.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Stevie, Well, I'm gonna give my answer first, because there's
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: no way I'm gonna give the flower slayer his fucking answer.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: All right, for that ship you have.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: You have twenty seconds to give your answer to defend it,
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: starting now.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, So fucking video games like Mario taught me that
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: some flowers give you power, but no flowers give you power.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: They just give me the spins.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: So what about flowers do you want to throw into
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: a dumpster fire?
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: That some of them are poisonous, that.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Some flowers are poisonous. Okay, and your time is up.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: That's fair, all right, Stevie.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: You now have twenty seconds to tell me what it
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: is about flowers you'd like to throw into a dumpster fire.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: Starting No.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I was originally gonna say butterflies, be cause fuck butterflies.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: They taste you with their feet and it's fucking gross.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: But you won't pick that, so I'm gonna say fucking
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: pollen and shick's allergies. Fuck allergies. Okay, word to your mother.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: Something just He just gave me an answer real fast, so.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know how long my time was when I
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: was talking.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's fine. Okay, So we have some are
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: poisonous versus some have pollen. I'm gonna go with the
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: poisonous one. Just just a weird thought.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Of dying from a flower. You deserve it. It's not
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: your fault. You're allergic to something.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Weak suffer, even though I suffer from allergies. Even I
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: know that poisons worse.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: So I yougur flower. I deserve it. True.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: All right, so category one goes to ag is currently
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: in the lead. We're going to start with Stevie this
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: time on our second category, which is dogs. Stevie, what
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: could possibly what about dogs? Could you possibly want to
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: throw into a dumpster fire? Don't dump monster, But you've
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: got twenty seconds to give me something starting.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: No, I don't want to throw dogs in a dompter fire.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: How about we, uh, very safely and you mainly take
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: all the ticks and flees off them and throw them
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: into the dumpster fires to keep the dogs happy. Oh
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I parasites that infest them?
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, six seconds.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and any bad things. I thought.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: I translate that for you because I knew what it was.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Fantastic translate, Stevie.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Let's translate steeee, I was wondering why I know you
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: can hear it. Okay, Aggie, what about dogs? Would you
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: throw into amster? Fire is starting now? Okay?
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: So animals mark in very many different ways.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: But one of the worst ways that dogs mark is
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: the scent glands like near their anal clans themselves that
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: excrete ship out.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: If you have a dog, you can accidentally massage that
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: part and they will ship on your hands.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: You're removing their glands.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: The anal glands that because they don't need them, they're
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: meant for marking scent.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: He's using science. That's smart.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Honestly, it's a good one.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, here's a D twenty. There you go. Good luck.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Oh ship, Oh.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: God, I think the I think I have to honor
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: the twenty. I think the ticks and flees actually harm
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: the dog.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: It does more than it's nature.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: But it sucks.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: It sucks. It does suck.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: You have the massage and you can take him to
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: a place. Don't do it for.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: I'm giving that point to Stevie. Stevie wins the dogs category. Congratulations, Yeah,
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: good pick way to pull yourself out of.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, Like no more fucking around apparently.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: He was like, speaking of fucking around. Our third category
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: is the penis? Every what about the whole.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: This time? I gotta I gotta put that on our shirt.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Now, Root, you're going to start us off, so you
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: have twenty seconds to tell me what about the penis?
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Do you want to throw into a dumpster fire and go?
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: So there's so many nerve endings on your penis and
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: it there's nothing worse than getting flicked.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: In the penis.
• 53:55
  Speaker 13: So yeah, all those endings on the tip of the
• 53:58
  Speaker 13: base of your penis there.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Fuck, that's shit. Man. I don't need it, Man, I
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: don't need it.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Is that worth the pain?
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Oh? That's fair time?
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, Stevie, twenty seconds tell me what.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I'm writing justifications real quick. When I start to see
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: if it's the same or not, I might be close
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: and I need to know real quick.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: All right, Well, you have twenty seconds figure that out
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: starting now.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Does the strength of the penis like resilience of the
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: penis is the same thing.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Or no resilience?
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Yes? No? Oh good? So possible injury from penis if
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: you've ever had a penal fracture, Yeah, yeah, I'm not lying.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you a story.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you twenty seconds, I'll tell you.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: A story on it that's correct, like, no joke. Time
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: fucking worse than in my life. Man talking, I'm sorry,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: your time is up there, I'm so careful now, I'm
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: so careful.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: Now your time is fucking up. Your time is fucking up. Sorry, Yeah,
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: I have to give that to Stevie. Sorry, that's awful.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: And also the sensitivity is yeah, goes the other way.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: It does.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: But the thing is is, but it can back, it feel, it.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Can feel really really good. It can also feel really
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: really bad. Fact, but just the idea of a no, no,
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: absolutely not. Stevie takes that point.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Just looking at it.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: It is two categories to Stevie, Oggie, you need both
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: of these, and here's one that Stevie probably knows more about.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no fucking way.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: Fingers crossed for you anyway. Uh, Stevie's gonna go first.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: So our fourth category is the nineteen ninety five Mortal
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: Kombat movie. What about the movie Mortal Kombat from nineteen
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: ninety five would you throw into a dumpster fire? Stevie,
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: you go first, and your time starts.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Now the soundtrack, No fucking joking joking. Now I'm gonna
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: go with uh. They should have done more tournament wise
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: than they did with it. They've done okay, but the
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: main characters in the Fighting Scorpions of Zero didn't last
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: as long as I was hoping, especially as a huge
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: fan of them. I was hoping to see more of
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: each character. There's a lot of nobody's kissed me off?
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: All right, yeah, all right, twenty second son the theater.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: We're moving over to Augie, Augie. What about the nineteen
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: ninety five Mortal Combat movie? Would you throw a new
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: dumpster fire?
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: Go? It came out too early, so people like me
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: couldn't enjoy it because I was only four years old.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: But then it also came out way too early before
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: anyone really a fan base really built up on the
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: Mortal Kombat scene. If they would have lit it built
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: up a bit more, they probably would have got a
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: bigger of a show up. They probably even got a
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: better cast for it. Not to say there aren't good ones.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, twenty seconds, very good, This is good. This is
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: definitely really tough, because shit, because I think I would
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: argue with Stevie because I think there is just enough
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: of the tournament stuff in there, and and yes, sub zero,
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: well no, I I think honestly they lasted long enough
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: for what that movie was trying to be. So yeah,
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: and there there was enough tournament stuff in there, like
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: there were tons of fights, and that was my favorite
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: thing about it is it was pretty much just all
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: fights from the twenty minute mark on. So yeah, I
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: would have to argue with you, and I think that
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: means I had to go with aug on this. I
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: think if it was released later, it could have been bigger,
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: and maybe the sequel wouldn't have been such shitty garbage.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it sucks all the potential if they would
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: have gave it just a little time, just a little time, and.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: If they brought Shang Sung back with the same actor,
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, because the game brought him back, why not, great,
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: bring him back, make him super young, you could do
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: it wonderful, so good, it would have been amazing. Anyway,
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: So now that means we have a tie. Each player
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: has two categories.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: It is going to.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: Come down to the wild card. This has not happened
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: in a while. Wow, A lot of time one player,
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: one player wins over the other by now, so it's
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: been a while since we've gotten to a wild card,
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: we're gonna start with Augie Oggi. You can literally pick anything,
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: anything at all. The only restriction is it can't be
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: a wildcard. We've already had like big obvious ones like healthcare, insurance,
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: our government. Yeah, these things are pretty much off the table.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: So it's whatever mostly irritates you. Probably right now you have.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you a little bit extra time. I'm
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: gonna give you thirty seconds because it is the wild
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: card and because it will determine the winner. So you
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: have thirty seconds and your time starts now.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, So I think we're pretty much already did bane
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: for a wild card once upon a time.
• 58:42
  Speaker 13: But you know what, erin, I think it's time that
• 58:45
  Speaker 13: we talked about your sequel to it fine us and
• 58:52
  Speaker 13: book about where they wake up in a sealed compound
• 58:54
  Speaker 13: with no memory of how they got there and no clothes.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: Uh, there's not enough sex in this book, Aaron. You
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: gotta put more sex.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: In the book.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: You'll sell better.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: I told you, I told you, man, I put a.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: Lot of sex and maybe some maybe some pictures.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: Fucking hell. Okay, Stevie, congratulations on your win.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: That was awesome. I like the joke, though a point
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: A point for this.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: I saw him write the US and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: what is that? I did it?
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  Speaker 4: I made the flag joke you off?
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  Speaker 3: That was so good, fantastic. All right, Stee, you have
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  Speaker 3: thirty seconds to pick anything at all that you want
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  Speaker 3: to throw into a dumpster fire and go.
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  Speaker 1: All of airline travel. We have all experienced this, most
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  Speaker 1: recently going to and coming from Colorado, and though we
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  Speaker 1: didn't experience anything horrible, the toll takes on your body
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  Speaker 1: and your mind and everything else is just horrid. We
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  Speaker 1: need something better that's more comfortable, accessible to everybody, and
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  Speaker 1: not this fucking gotta stop everywhere bullshit. Get us those
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  Speaker 1: tubes like the Jetsons and ship.
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  Speaker 4: Are the bullet train, like I have.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking scene man, like, get rid of it all time,
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  Speaker 1: crash all the planes. No, I mean take it back
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  Speaker 1: back to everyone. No one give a fuck.
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  Speaker 3: The temptation to give it to anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so good.
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  Speaker 3: It's there because it's a good joke and it was funny.
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  Speaker 1: But have a point, give me half a point.
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  Speaker 3: But following the game's strictures, I have to pick which
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  Speaker 3: I would most like to throw into a dumpster fire
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  Speaker 3: to be gone forever, and I have to go with
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  Speaker 3: the airline travel on this one. It sucks.
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  Speaker 1: It hasn't gotten better, it's getting worse. And it's not
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: like for anybody, it's for everybody. It's worse for everybody.
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  Speaker 3: So I recently had a friend come here from Colorado,
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  Speaker 3: and we were unable to see her when we went
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  Speaker 3: to Colorado. She came here and she had to leave early,
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  Speaker 3: so I was unable to see her when she came here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, ship.
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  Speaker 3: I basically had to promise that I'm going to go
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  Speaker 3: back to Colorado at some point, and then is of
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  Speaker 3: course going to require more air troul I am so
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: so tired of it. We only went on one trip
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: a month ago, and I'm still like, ugh, I hate
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  Speaker 3: the idea of it.
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  Speaker 1: I feel bad. I tell my parents I was gonna
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: fly down to Florida and visit him this year, and
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: I'm already like, oh no, man, I'll see you a couple.
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  Speaker 3: Of extra time and drive.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: I would too, like, nowle' just drive down there. It's
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: only three days. I can get there in a day
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  Speaker 1: and a half.
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  Speaker 7: It's not a problem, all right, which means Stevie has
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  Speaker 7: won this dump fire.
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  Speaker 1: I went to dumpster fire.
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  Speaker 3: He has won the episode five to one, and he's
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: won two episodes running.
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  Speaker 4: Oh geezay to start the year off.
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  Speaker 1: Huh, I guess so.
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  Speaker 3: FUCKI I was really I was re tried. I was
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: voting for you, but then you you. I have to
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  Speaker 3: admire your commitment to You went for the jokes of
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  Speaker 3: the wind, and I respect that so much so I
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: I'm rooting for you to upset Stevie's run of wins
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: next time.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be the funny one next time, but.
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  Speaker 3: For now, this is for now. You have been the
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: funny one this episode. Stevie's had some fun stuff, but
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, Aug's really killed this episode.
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  Speaker 1: This was rushing up.
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