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Why Call Him Lord if You Won’t Do What He Says? · Godly Hacks

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If somebody gets sick the devil will twist it and say well god's trying to teach
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you something well god doesn't use sickness to teach you something you wouldn't
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put i wouldn't put matilda's hand over a hot oven to teach her it's hot,
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i just tell her it's hot god uses the word to teach you something he does not
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to make you sick for you to understand something the devil wants people sick
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because sickness can kill people and that's the devil's business he wants to hurt somebody.
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But God wants us to have a long life, a strong life, a happy life, a healthy life.
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And you know, the Bible says in Psalm 91, because he has set his love upon me,
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I will satisfy him with long life. That's the scripture.
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So sometimes people say, well, you never know how long you'll be around.
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Yes, I do. I'm going to live a long life because my God says,
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because I love him, I will have a long life.
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And that's in the scripture. If somebody gets sick, the devil will twist it
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and say, well, God's trying to teach you something.
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Well, God doesn't use sickness to teach you something.
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I wouldn't put Matilda's hand over a hot oven to teach her it's hot. I just tell her it's hot.
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God uses the word to teach you something. He doesn't have to make you sick for
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you to understand something. The devil wants people sick because sickness can kill people.
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And that's the devil's business. He wants to hurt somebody. But God wants us
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to have a long life, a strong life, a happy life, a healthy life.
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And you know the Bible says in Psalm 91, Because he has set his love upon me,
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I will satisfy him with long life. That's the scripture.
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So sometimes people say, well, you never know how long you'll be around. Yes, I do.
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I'm going to live a long life. Because my God says, because I love him, I will have a long life.
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And that's in the scripture. If somebody gets sick, the devil will twist it and say, well, God.
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And go into the highways and the byways. Come tell them to come.
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All right. I'm so glad you're joining me today. We're going to talk to you about
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why do you call me Lord and you don't do what I tell you to do.
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Y'all are going to love this.
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Well, you probably won't, but hey, I'm used to being hated. So here we go.
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Why should today be any different?
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We're going to talk about why do you call me Lord, but you don't do what I tell you to do.
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But I want to let you know where we're at with Michigan Fest.
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So hopefully you're on that. Mandy, we love you. We're praying for you for total healing.
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People registered. That's a lot of people.
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might be able to do a little more. But right now we're looking at about 150,
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prizes plus little toys for the kids and stuff like that.
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Just keep praying because souls are coming to Jesus. Amen.
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And you can click on it and then you can join me. I will be in Michigan.
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So if you are near Taylor, Dearborn, Inkster, Detroit, Motor City,
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I've got people coming from Ipsy, Ann Arbor. I've even got some people coming from Chicago.
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So I would love to meet you and greet you if you are there. That'd be awesome
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So, whoo, Jesus. Let me see where the, I just want to see what,
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if we got any, I bet you it's Detroit.
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We just get 10 million people from, from Detroit.
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These Detroit people, boy, they're coming to get some money. I'll tell you that.
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Motor City. All right. Let me just say, I lied.
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the cities, but probably not. It's probably just Detroit.
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I always like to know that All right,
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let me do the 90 days Oh No Oh, maybe I don't know what cities they are because
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usually detroit goes up, but
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we've got a lot You don't need to know about it. I'll tell y'all later.
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They're coming from all over I will tell you the cities. You don't want to hear
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some of the cities detroit taylor inkster linkin park deerborn deerborn heights
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Westland, Canton, Trenton, Romulus, Southfield, Belleville, Allen Park,
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Livonia, Garden City, Wyandotte, Flat Rock, Rockwood, Ipsy,
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Lanny, for those of you that aren't from Michigan,
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Ann Arbor, Grozeal Township, Oak Park, Melvindale, Columbus,
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I don't know, is that Georgia?
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Chicago, I got seven people from
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Chicago. I think these are some guys I prayed for, so that'll be cool.
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Highland Park, Southgate, Farmington Hills, Sterling Heights,
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Indianapolis, Birmingham, Bloomfield Hills, South Haven, Rochester,
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Grand Rapids, West Bloomfield, etc. So there you go.
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It's a lot. Let me just suffice to say, it's a crap ton of people. How about that?
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That's all you need to know. It's a lot. Okay, so I'm just letting you know. It's a whole lot.
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Oh, yeah, I got to get used to the time change.
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Which, by the way, yeah, why are you in Arizona? I saw that you're getting on a plane. Thanks, Mom.
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All right. Who's ready to be taught some Bible? I am. I am. Okay,
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good. And even if you're not, I'm going to teach it to you anyway.
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I'm going to shove it in your mouth anyway. Okay. Wrote a song about it.
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Liked to hear it. Here it goes.
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Why do you call me Lord? This is from Luke 646. Why do you call me Lord and you don't do what I say?
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Has your mom ever told you that? If you love me, wash these dishes.
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That's what I tell Matilda. Don't tell me you love me and don't do what I ask you to do.
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And oops, I got to go out. Hold on, y'all.
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And that's, oh, there we go. Okay. And that's what Jesus is saying.
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He's saying, why are you saying that I'm your Lord, but you're not doing what I ask you to do?
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So Jesus is asking a very important question. What are my instructions? The Greek word for Lord.
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The Greek word for Lord, it means Lord, Master, Owner. That's something no one wants to talk about.
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He owns your butt. Owner, the one who has authority.
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People don't like authority either.
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In Hebrew, it's comparable to the word Adon or Adonai, meaning Lord,
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Master. So when we say Jesus is Lord, you're not just saying, I believe in him.
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You are saying that Jesus is my master. He has authority over me.
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His word, okay, y'all aren't ready for this.
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I need to play my basketball song for Michigan Fest. Y'all ready for this?
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You're not ready for it. It means when you say he's Lord, that you're basically
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saying, And he, his word outranks my feelings, my emotions, my culture.
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Well, you don't tell me. Okay, whatever. Well, I'm Spanish, so I have fits. Mm-mm.
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Well, I'm black, so I talk like that. Nope. Well, I'm white, so I'm, nope.
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Nobody, nope. God don't care what color you are. God don't want no colors.
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No, he doesn't care. He doesn't care if you're black, white, pink, polka dot yellow.
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If he tells you to walk in love, you walk in love.
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Yeah, but I don't like that. Nobody cares what you like.
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Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Well, I don't think nobody cares.
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Come on, put this in the comments right now. Say nobody. I don't want you.
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And I want you to say it. I mean it. Nobody cares what I think.
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At least I'm not writing that. Well, you better write it.
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Here, write this. God doesn't care what I think.
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Can I clue you in on something? God doesn't want your permission.
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He doesn't need your permission. He does not ask your permission.
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When you say Jesus is Lord, you're saying you trump everything.
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You know, y'all love that word trump, trumpety, trump, trump, trump.
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It means that he trumps everything.
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His word, his way is over you. Yeah, but I feel like nobody cares.
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Nobody asks you what you think.
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Why do you call me master? If you've already decided, you won't do what I tell
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you. That's what he should have in the word.
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That's how Jesus should have written it. I'm not telling you what to do,
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Jesus, but you know, you can't call him master and then refuse his or,
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oh, I love you, Lord. Oh, you're my master.
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Do you give 10%? Oh, that my money.
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Okay. He's not your master.
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Why do you call him Lord? I don't believe in church. I'm not going to,
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I don't need no church. Okay. Well, he said, don't forsake the assembling of
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yourselves together. You need something.
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Immediately afterwards, he's saying, whoever comes to me and hears my sayings
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and do's, do's them, do's them.
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Whoever hears what I tell you to do and does it.
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Christianity is not just hearing. And it's not agreeing. It's actually doing.
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Put that in the comments. Do-ing.
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So what did he tell us to do? Forgive people? Lord, why'd you got to put that
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one in there? Why'd you got to put that one in there?
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That one's irritating. You got to forgive people.
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I'm always forgiving somebody because they're just always a pain in my butt.
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So I'm going to forgive them.
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People are always getting on my nerves. So I always got to forgive.
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Forgive that one forgive this one forgive for you that's just you got to forgive,
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if you forgive people their trespasses your heavenly father will forgive you
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if you don't he won't well you don't know what they did and nobody cares put
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that in the comments nobody cares this is just gonna be a nobody cares broadcast,
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nobody cares what they did I mean God cares he loves you I'm talking about like
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I know some people have some deep crap I know some people have been deeply wounded,
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deeply abused, whatever.
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But forgiving is not for them anyway. Forgiving is for you.
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Don't call me Lord and don't do what I say. Love your enemies.
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Bless those who curse you. Do those to those who hate you. That's not easy either.
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Jesus said we're to love people. If you love me, keep my commandments.
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John 14, 15. Can y'all put that scripture in there for me? John 14, 15.
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You notice that, I mean, that'd be like me telling Chad, if you love me, you will buy me that bag.
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I'll be like, what are you talking about? but Jesus said that.
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Didn't he say that? Okay. You guys, I'm like, oh, there we go.
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Okay. I can't get straight.
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Jesus said, if you love me, do what I say. It's very, it's very clear.
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Like, in other words, there's a big fat if to I F if he's saying if,
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in other words, his insinuation is we don't love him. If we don't do,
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I love you, Jesus. Ooh, I love you, Lord.
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Did you tie this week? Nope. That's my money. Then you don't love him because
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he's the one that said to give. He told you to give.
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Oh, I surrender all.
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I surrender all. All to you, my precious Savior.
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I surrender all. Lisa, you got to forgive that person. Uh-uh,
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I'm not doing that. That's what I mean.
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You have to. You have to. You have to forgive. Hey, Kenny.
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If you love me, keep my commandments. He that has my commandments keeps them,
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and that is the person who loves me.
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You know, a lot of people say they love Jesus, but they don't do what he says.
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They say they love Jesus. He
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tells you not to sleep around, and you sleep around. You don't love Jesus.
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Tithing was never mentioned in the Bible. Oh, Jerry, I don't have time for you.
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It's all over the Bible, and you can stay broke if you want.
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Moving right along. I love Jesus. Pray.
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Jesus didn't say, if you pray. He said, when you pray.
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When you pray. Put that word in the comments. When. W-H-E-N.
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Well, I love God. I worship. I'm worshiping, though. I'm a praiser. I'm a worshiper.
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Have you prayed? And I don't really pray, but I read the Bible,
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and I worship. No. He tells you to pray. When you pray.
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He also says, when you pray, when you fast, when you fat.
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Oh no, I'm not fasting. I like my food. Look, I like my food too. I'm starving right now.
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I'm starving right now. I want some food right now.
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Okay. You know what, Jerry, let me tell you something.
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I'm hungry and I'm pissed off today. So you picked the wrong day.
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So let me tell you something. You are not too bright.
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You are dumb, as a matter of fact, and you'll be broke for the rest of your
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days. And you're cheap. That's your problem, Jerry. You're just cheap.
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You're so cheap. You want to spend your money on probably Slurpees and Cokes
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and freaking fried chicken, but you don't want to give any money to help the gospel.
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You, you are wrong. You're fired, Jerry. You're fired.
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I don't have time to argue with you because I'm teaching about Jesus,
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but it's all over the Bible. Give, and it'll be given back. Good measure,
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pressed down, shaken together.
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Whatsoever a man sows, that shall he also reap.
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That's what you do. Jesus said, whose image is on the coin?
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They said, Caesar. He said, render to Caesar what Caesar and God was God.
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Actually, dumb Jerry, if giving isn't God's will, why did Jesus stand at the
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temple when the widow woman put everything she had, all her money,
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not some, not none like you, Jerry, but all her money.
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She put all her money in. And you know what Jesus did, Jerry?
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He went and he let her put it in. And then he told the whole world she gave everything.
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And he told the whole world she gave more than the rich people because she gave it up.
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So there you go. Thank you for my dollar gift. There you go.
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You know, can you guys imagine if I had an offering, let's just say somebody's mom, she's 99 years old.
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And you know, that's the last bit of money she's gotten the whole world.
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And Jerry standing by the offering and let's just use Jerry's mother and Jerry's
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mother shows up and it's her last bit of money she has and drops the money in the offering bucket.
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And I look in it, I don't pick it up. I don't give it back to her.
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I don't say, Oh honey, no, this is your money.
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I'll do none of that. I take the money. There you go.
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That's exactly what Jesus did. All right, moving right along.
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You've wasted enough of my time.
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Pray. Jesus didn't say, if you happen to pray. He said, when you pray. So we have to pray.
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You can't say, Jesus is Lord. Give. Oh, thank you. Here's the Bible.
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Jesus taught generously. Give, and it'll be given to you. Luke 6, 38. Give.
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I'm just going to tell you, if you claim to be a Christian and none of your
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money goes to the gospel, you're cheap as crap.
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There you go. You're just a freaking greedy cheapskate and that's it.
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And I don't care if you're mad at me or not. And actually this should be a soundbite.
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You're a greedy cheapskate.
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If you don't tithe and you claim to be a Christian, you're greedy and you're cheap. There you go.
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Moving right along. Freely you've received, freely give, Matthew 10, 8.
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And everybody can tithe. I don't have it. Yes, you do. If you got a hundred
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bucks from the state, you've got $10 to tithe.
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If you got $10 from the state, you've got $1 to tithe.
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Everybody can buy coffee. Everybody can buy food. Everybody can tithe.
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Freely you've received, freely you give. Jesus can have every area of my life,
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but not my money. That's Jerry. He's gonna be broke.
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For where your treasure is, there your heart is also. Matthew,
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I taught this in church. Jesus is saying, hey, where your money is,
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that's where your heart's gonna go.
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All right, what else does Jesus say? He said, gather with other believers,
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not forsaking the assembling of yourselves together. Hebrews 10,
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25. That's what we're doing today.
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Even though some of us, some of the people we wish weren't here,
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but they're here anyway, like Jerry. Wish he wasn't here today, but here he is.
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I got a new phrase. Instead of don't be a Karen, I'm going to start telling
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people, don't be a Jerry. That's what I'm going to say. Don't be a Jerry. Tell on him.
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Don't forsake the assembling of yourselves together. All right.
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I love Jesus, but I don't want anything to do with his church. Okay. Got a problem.
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Flee sexual immorality. Jesus said, out of the heart proceeds evil thoughts,
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murders, adulteries, fornications.
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For those of you confused, fornicating is any type of sex outside of marriage. That's what it is.
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I'm not gonna go into detail. You could figure it out. Y'all got big brains on here. Don't do it.
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You can't say you love Jesus and go sleep with everybody you know.
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Can't say you love Jesus and go make out with some chick in the back of the
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truck that's not your woman, your wife.
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Holiness matters. Jesus gets authority over your sexuality, too.
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He told you not to do it, so you don't do it. Oh, good. Bye,
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Jerry. Praise the Lord. Good riddance.
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Don't be controlled by intoxication. We should be precisely here because Scripture
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doesn't teach that every part of alcohol is... Let's see.
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Hold on. Be not drunk with wine, whereas in excess, but be filled with the Spirit.
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Ephesians 5.18. Don't be drunk. Don't be drunk.
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Well, it doesn't say we're not supposed to drink, but it tells you not to be
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drunk. And if people were honest, I just wish people would be honest.
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I'd respect you more if you just said, hey, I like to get drunk.
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I'd respect you more if you said that, but you don't. You pretend like you just like the taste.
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Nobody likes the taste of alcohol. It tastes like crap.
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You're drinking it so you can feel funny. Don't be lying. So he said,
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don't be drunk with wine. I love you, Jesus.
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Don't do that. Don't be drunk.
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Okay. Who owns you? Jesus says.
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Whatsoever things are true, honest, pure, lovely, think on these things.
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This is hard to do because social media is full of hateful stuff.
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So it's hard to like think of good, pure things, but you're supposed to think of good, pure things.
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Hey, you know, this is Halloween. This is Halloween. We got Halloween coming up.
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My poor kid can't even look at her TV screen without her eyes being filled with
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just pathetic crap, up zombies and death and killing.
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So you're not feeding yourself on good things. And Halloween's coming up,
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so there's going to be all kinds of scary horror movies, because that's how
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the devil is. He wants to put fear in you.
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So don't feed yourself something that celebrates something God tells you not to do.
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Tell people about Jesus. Well, I'm not an evangelist. That has nothing to do with it.
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You and I love Jesus. He said, go into all the world and preach the gospel to every creature.
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We can't say Jesus is Lord, but don't ask me to tell anybody about him.
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Marissa, that's a bummer. You can't say Jesus is Lord, but I'm not going to
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tell anybody about him. He's our Lord, not our consultant.
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He's Lord, not our consultant.
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Jesus, give me your opinion. I'll decide later whether I agree. Mandy Halloween.
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See, you can see, like, you can see, and I don't know, this guy's probably not
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a Christian, but you can see if they claim to be Christian, why people have
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problems. Instead of listening, yeah, exactly, Marissa.
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Instead of listening, thank you for the gift.
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Instead of listening to, you know, the truth of the Bible, they're just arguing about that.
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Jerry, you're still on. I thought you were leaving me.
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Jerry, can you go pound sand? I would appreciate if you'd go pound sand.
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Okay, he is the Lord of your life. I'll worship you, but I'm not gonna forgive.
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I'll call you Lord, but I'm not gonna pray.
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I'll call you God, but don't you touch my mind. That's Jerry.
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He probably doesn't even know Jesus. If he did, he's probably broke.
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Because you can't say you love Jesus and not give.
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Can I just tell you something that's happened to me? I'm gonna just share a little testimony.
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I did a tent revival in the middle of covid and this older gentleman real older
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gentleman got healed he he got up and he started running through the tent he
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picked up his cane and he started running do you know what he had in his hand
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for me the next day I think it was like,
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I don't know if it's three hundred dollars or I don't know but he had a check
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in his hand I never asked him for any money that's Jesus his heart he's just
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he just causes people to want to give God is a generous God. He gave his only son.
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You blocked him. That's good.
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So Christians aren't perfect. Lordship doesn't mean you've never failed.
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It just means that you're putting Jesus above your emotions,
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your feelings, your everything. That's right, Miss Mandy.
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I know what Jesus says, but I don't care. That's what a lot of,
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you know, I know, can I say this? I know that most people would never admit that.
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They'd never out loud say, I know the Bible says this, but I don't care.
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You know, the Bible says, don't be unequally yoked. If you love church,
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if you go prosperity gospel.
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Yes. I love the prosperity gospel because the gospel tells me that I can have
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money and I don't want to be broke.
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And, and you know why else I love the prosperity gospel?
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Because right now I'm going to bring money and gifts to children,
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something you can't do if you
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don't have any money, but I'm going to do it and I can't wait to do it.
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I can't wait to show you guys, you know, just giving away prizes and people's
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hearts changing. I can't wait.
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Let me just say this. I love preaching prosperity because I've seen poverty and it's from the devil.
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I've seen people broke. It's from hell.
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I see people live off the government and the state, and it's gross.
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But God has a way to prosper every person watching. And let me tell you something.
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If you're watching me, I hope that God makes you beyond rich,
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beyond your wildest dreams.
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I hope you have so much money. You can buy houses for widows,
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houses for unwed mothers.
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I hope you're not like these cheap, sucky Christians on here that don't want
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to give any money to the kingdom of God, just sucky people who don't love God's kingdom.
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I hope that God radically blesses you financially so that you can be generous
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like our God is generous.
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And let me tell you something, as long as I have breath in my lungs and you
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know what I'm going to do every time some suck wad person comes on here,
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I'm going to say, I'm going to say this father. I thank you in the name of Jesus
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of Nazareth. You're getting blocked. You suck wad person. Cause I don't even
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like looking at you right now.
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I'm going to say every time I come on here and someone talks against money,
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father, I thank you that I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams that's what i'm gonna
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start saying that's what i'm gonna say that's gonna make me happy all right,
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moving right along uh-oh,
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isn't that funny? All I put in the titles today, you guys, was why do you call
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me Lord and don't do what I say?
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I just don't get it. People are so freaking crazy, man.
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I wish these people would go to someone else's broadcast. I wish all these stupid
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haters go to Ryan, go somewhere else. Why do you always got to come to mind?
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Could I have one day without your big fat mouths on here?
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I'm fasting. And so just if you expect me to be sweet today,
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it ain't happening. So if you love me, you love me. If you don't,
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I don't give a crap what you like. How about that?
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If you're on, what is that? If you're on TikTok, I'm signing you off.
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Come find me on YouTube at the Lisa Hanson because TikTok's a freaking pain
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and they're gonna, whatever. All right.
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Oh, Lord. Okay. It doesn't mean that you have to be perfect.
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Lordship doesn't mean you've never failed. The disciples failed.
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Remember when Jesus said, why
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couldn't you, could you not pray with me one hour? He was disappointed.
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He asked them to pray and they didn't. You just need to say,
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God, help me to change. I know. Here's what you say if you're screwing up. Okay.
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Father, I know what your word says, but I'm struggling. I did that one time
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when I was doing something that I knew was against God.
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I just went to him and I said, God, I don't mean to keep doing this.
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I know that I'm struggling, help me. And then he helped me.
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Okay. Deny yourself, take up your cross and follow Jesus. That's what the Bible says. Deny yourself.
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Put that in the comments. Deny yourself.
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Put that in the comments. Deny yourself.
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Can you put that in the comments for me? Deny yourself. I already blocked some people.
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Deny yourself, take up your cross and follow Jesus. What does that mean? It is so stupid.
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Okay. Thank you for that in there. What does deny yourself mean?
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Well, it means like, like now.
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Oh, God, help me. Deny yourself.
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Denying yourself means that you decide Jesus, your Lord, I'm going to follow you no matter how I feel.
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You want to know something? Let me just talk about how I feel at the moment.
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Sometimes I don't feel like coming on this broadcast. I love you girls,
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but these freaking nut jobs on YouTube, I just assume not come on.
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I mean, I'm telling you, sometimes I'm just like, I freaking can't stand.
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I can't stand these people.
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You're not supposed to say that, Lisa, you're a preacher. Well,
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I'm going to say it. I can't freaking stand these people.
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I just can't stand it. I can't stand that you come on, you're trying to teach
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the Bible, and all they do is run their stupid mouth. They don't want to know
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anything that I have to say. They don't even look it up in the Bible. They're just stupid.
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And you know what that tells me? I must really be pissing the devil off because
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he just comes to visit me on the daily,
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so so I'm gonna continue to talk about healing about money money money money
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ain't it funny I'm gonna talk about rich Christians blessed Christians Christians that are out of debt
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I'm gonna believe God that many people as a matter of fact can I just say something right now,
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cuz y'all piss me off not all y'all but some y'all,
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I'm going to put a little code up right now. I'm going to ask for money.
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Well, I'm not really asking for money, but the Bible says give and it'll be
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given to you. Good measure, press down, shaking together and running over.
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Since people hate money so much, I'm going to put an opportunity for good Christians
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who love the Lord. Many of you are already given.
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If you've not sown something special to Michigan Fest today, now's your chance.
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Your money can go towards souls. Why is it money with souls well 1500 and something
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people are registered and unless i had the money to rent the facility which
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was going to be 700 a night for three nights you do the math,
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all these you don't need money okay what do you want me to pray oh lord i just
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pray i just pray they won't make me pay for the venue that's why people are
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so stupid so you know the money came thank god it's already paid in full,
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paid in full baby paid in full it's paid in full the hotels are paid in full,
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the gas, the prizes, all of it.
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But if you want to help us to reach more people so financially, it would be wonderful.
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It'd be great because then I could bless some of the team and we could bless
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the kids out there a little bit more. It'd be awesome.
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Plus, you will have invested in souls. So thank you for those of you that give.
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Let me pray over those of you that give. I just believe, God,
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that you're going to be supernaturally blessed, that money's going to come to
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you from the north, south, west, and east, and that God's mighty hand is going
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to be on you in Jesus' name.
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All right. I will hang in there. Thank you so much for who said hang in there.
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Love you, but not that bad person.
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Okay.
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Uh-oh.
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Hold on a second. That's not good. Okay, good. All right. Let me get it together. Yes, yes, yes. Okay.
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Father, help me in Jesus' name. Okay. I tell my message.
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Oh, God, please help me.
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All right. If Jesus is Lord, he gets to tell me what to do. Well,
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I got too many. That's for Michigan Fest. You want to register.
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Let me hide all this crap.
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If I claim that Jesus is my Lord, then he tells me what to do.
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He tells me. He tells me what to do. He tells me how to do it. He tells me when to do it.
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It just is what it is. I don't get to tell Jesus what to do. He tells me what to do.
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And so God is good all the time, and all the time he's good. That's right.
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So, you know, there's a lot, if you look, there's just a lot of Christians out
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there and they say that they love God, but they don't. None of their money goes to the kingdom.
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They're out there drinking, they're having sex before marriage.
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And then they're like, don't judge me.
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Look, you either follow him or you don't. And I'm not telling you to be perfect,
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but if we say that we follow, Jesus said, if you love me, do what I tell you to do.
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I'm not the one that put it in the Bible, he did. So this was just a newsflash for you listening.
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Don't tell Jesus you love him and don't do what he said. You have to do what he said.
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If you love Jesus, you have to. You have to.
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I love God, so I tithe because I love people.
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And I love God. And he said that I'm supposed to give my money to the kingdom.
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Tithe, that's 10%. He said, you've robbed me in tithes and in offerings. That's what he said.
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Look at Kenny tagging five. Kenny, you sure you want to tag people on this broadcast?
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You want to tag them? you might want to tag him on a different one,
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Kenny. I don't know. This is the one for people. You might want to put something else on.
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I'm just saying. All right. So what's the moral of the story?
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Whatever Jesus tells you to do, just do it. He tells you to forgive,
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forgive. He tells you to give, give. He tells you to pray, pray.
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And he said, if you love me, do what I say. Let me pull up this Bible verse.
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Me all the verses about denying yourself, taking up your cross, laying down your life.
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I'm going to leave you with these few scriptures. You know, and let me just
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tell you, I've been there before. I've been there where I'm just mad,
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like today, because I'm hungry. I'm tired.
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I'm like that little boy. I'm tired, I'm crabby, and I don't want to wrestle. I'm like that.
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But at the end of the day, I have to do what Jesus said. You know,
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I don't feel like coming on here sometimes and listen to these people's mouths.
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That's the last thing I feel like doing. I'd rather just lay in my bed.
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I really would. But I feel like I'm helping somebody, so I'm going to keep teaching.
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You know, even though I seem to just get a zillion people that can't stand me,
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I just keep coming on for the abuse. It's like, okay, God.
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But some days I'm like, I'm not going on there. I'm just so over these people.
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I can't stand it, God. but I go on there.
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I go on there anyway. I just keep going on.
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So it is what it is. And I keep trusting the Lord.
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All right. Let's see what's happening with the old. Oh, I got,
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I got two more things to tell you and then I'm going to sign off,
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but let me look at something. Hold on.
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For me because I'm hungry and I'm crabby. Okay.
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In the last 30 days on the podcast, we've got Singapore, Bangladesh,
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Brazil, France, UK, Jordan, Nigeria, Pakistan.
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That's cool. Tunisia.
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Hmm. That's really cool, you guys.
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Well, they might not keep watching, but at least I've reached them once.
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That's cool. Pretty much I've been in every nation now with my little podcast.
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In the last seven days, nine people from Singapore. That's good.
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All right. So I just want to tell you all that. Thank you for helping me to
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get this out. And none of that is free, just by the way.
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You know, everyone thinks the gospel is free. This platform's not free.
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That's none of it. There's zero that is free, just so you know. All right.
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Matthew 16, 24. Then said Jesus to his disciples, if any man will come after
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me, deny himself, take up his cross and follow me.
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Whoever will save his life will lose it, and whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.
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I do need a Krabby Patty. I'm so hungry, Kenny. I choose to forget.
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I'm trying, Josh. I'm trying.
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Mark 8, 34. Whoever will come after me, let him deny himself,
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take up his cross, and follow me.
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That's what it says. Luke 9, 28. If any man comes after me, deny himself. Deny, deny, deny.
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Put that in the comments. Deny yourself. I don't want to. That's what I'm doing
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right now. I'm hungry. I want some food.
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I want food really bad, but I'm denying myself.
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Luke 14, 27. Whosoever does not bear his cross and come after.
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Are you ready? whosoever does not bear his cross and come after me can't be my disciple,
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i love jesus i love jesus said if you don't carry the cross and come after him you can't be a disciple.
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Likewise, whoever among you forsakes all that he has can't be my disciple. See, it's serious.
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Unless a corn of wheat falls into the ground and dies and abides alone,
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it brings forth much fruit.
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He that loves his life will lose it, and he who hates his life in this world will keep it.
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What does he mean, unless you die? What are you saying? And it's like me.
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Obviously, I haven't died to a lot of stuff I need to.
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But what he's saying is that you have to die to yourself.
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That's what he's saying. He's saying you got to deny yourself.
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You know, you can't just live for yourself, your own pleasures,
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your own. And you know, like if you're single, maybe you want to have sex.
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But Jesus said don't do it till you're married. So you're denying yourself.
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Does that make sense? Okay.
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John 15, 13. Greater love has no man than this, that he lay down his life for
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his friends. That's what it says.
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I am the good shepherd. I give my life for the sheep. I lay down my life.
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Die to yourself. So this is what it looks like galatians 2 20.
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I am crucified with christ yet. I live yet not I but christ lives in me See
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if you just take that simple verse like just think of that verse and say it
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over and over in your head I am crucified with christ yet. I live yet.
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Not I but christ in me. What's that mean?
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It means That it's jesus in you not your own thoughts not your own emotions,
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you know, like me having a fit because i'm hungry She's not supposed to do that.
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They that are in Christ have crucified their flesh. That's what I'm doing right
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now. Crucify, crucify, crucify. Die daily.
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Josh, are you watching and sending me a message? What are you doing?
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Oh, yeah. Joshua sent me this.
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I love it when Joshua's watching me and then he tries to help me with the Bible verse on my phone.
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It said, if we've sown spiritual things, is it too much if we reap material things? Yes.
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But I can tell this verse to people a thousand times, Joshua,
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they don't care. They want preachers broke. Nobody wants preachers to have money.
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They say they do, but they don't. Okay.
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Not my will. Present your body to God. Present your bodies a living sacrifice,
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holy and acceptable, which is a reasonable service. Present your body a living sacrifice.
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I love Jesus.
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Okay. But you're not married and you're sleeping with your boyfriend.
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I know, but he's hot and I can't stop. Okay. Well then you're not presenting.
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You can't do that stuff y'all and people that tell you it's okay it's not okay,
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it's not you're not your own you were bought with a price that's the main thing
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this is the main thing you are not your own you are bought with the precious blood of jesus.
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I love Jesus. Do you tithe? Nope. I love Jesus. Do you go to church? Nope.
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I love Jesus. Do you pray for people? Nope. I don't have time for that.
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See, the thing is that God said that you're not your own.
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You are bought with a price. I'm bought with a price. His precious blood.
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I'm married. Okay. The Bible says I'm to submit to my husband.
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Sometimes he gets on my nerves, but I still have to submit. He's my husband.
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I can't just be like, you know what? I'm not doing that. And I'm not.
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Nope, you can't. The Bible says I'm to submit to my husband,
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even though I don't want to sometimes.
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And I'm not talking about abuse, so don't get it twisted.
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So you're not your own. You were bought with a price. So you say, God, what do you want?
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Mortify your members, which is fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection,
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evil, whatever. It's just a bunch of crap.
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The world is crucified under me and I'm to the world. Come on.
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Do you remember what Jesus said in Luke 22? Father, if you're willing,
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please take this cup. Nevertheless, not my will, but your will be done.
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Father, your will win. So at the end of the day, deny yourself,
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take up your cross, die daily, crucify the flesh, present your body, find life.
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Know, the Bible says many will say, Lord, I cast out devils in your name.
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Lord, I did this. He said, he's, he's going to look at you and say,
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Lord, Lord, I didn't know you get away from me.
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So obviously, like, I didn't expect this broadcast to go off the rails,
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but obviously you can tell, like when I talk about really not so much healing,
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when I talk about speaking in tongues, you get about 10 or 15 devils on here.
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When I talk about the prosperity gospel and we should of money.
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The devils come out. I didn't expect the devils to come out for this.
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Why do you call me Lord and don't do what I say? I didn't think they'd come out, but they come out.
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So that ought to tell you the importance of doing what God said,
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of laying down your life, of crucifying your flesh, not my will,
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God, but your will be done.
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Like I am hungry. I want to eat right now, but I am trying to fast and pray
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for Michigan. I know you're not supposed to tell people, but I don't care.
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I'm just saying to you, like, you know, I'm laying down my flesh,
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starving. I want to eat right now. I don't want to not eat. I don't want to
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wait till six to eat. I want food right now.
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But I'm telling my flesh, nope, you're not getting food. You know what you're
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going to do instead? What are we doing? You're going to pray.
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And my flesh is like, no, we're not. I need a graham cracker.
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I need an egg. My flesh is.
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Oh, my flesh is so hungry. Give me an egg, Lisa. Give me something.
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And I'm saying, nope, you're not getting it.
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You know why I'm not getting my, because I'm praying. I'm praying for some little
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girl in Michigan, some little boy, some Muslim to come to Christ.
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I'm just praying. So I'm denying my flesh.
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I'm taking up my cross. I'm like, okay, Jesus, you said to fast and pray.
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I'm fasting and praying. And it's very challenging sometimes,
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but that's what I'm doing.
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So if you love jesus do what he said i had no idea all the devils would come
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out today but here they are so if you love jesus you're a new creature that's right amen.
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So i wasn't watching this dude say me but he said how is it irrelevant when
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the cross is a curse and see that's how you know you're listening to someone
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that doesn't even know the bible because the Bible said Jesus became the curse for us.
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Yes, the cross was a curse. He became the curse for me.
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And he took my sins and my iniquities on the cross as a curse.
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Then he died, went into the ground, raised up on the third day so that now I'm
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redeemed. I'm bought with the precious blood of Jesus.
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That's what it is. So yeah, he became a curse for me. So I didn't have to be cursed.
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But I'm going to carry that cross and lay down my life. Yeah,
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you know all about it. All right.
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That's all I got for you. Did you give something to Michigan Fest?
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Because if you didn't, you need to. I'm just going to tell you right now. If you didn't.
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Oh, are you a Muslim? That's fine. Are you in Michigan? Come see me. You'll get born again.
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Come see me in Michigan. You can convert to Christianity, but unlike your religion,
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we don't hold a gun to your head to convert. We just tell you the truth.
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Order is ready. Let's see what it looks like. I got a lot to do.
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Can you guys pray for me? I'm so tired.
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Your order is ready. Okay.
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That's good, because I got to go to town for my kid. I ordered.
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Thank you so much. I'll be right down there.
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To go to the print shop. And you know, this free gospel that I'm preaching.
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Well, I'm picking up my not so free. I just got saved cards that I already ordered.
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And so people will, when they come to the altar, they'll click it and then tell
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me what city they're from and whatever, so we can plug them into a good church.
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And then I'm printing out some
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QR codes and I've got some staff badges that I had to get printed out.
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And then what was the other thing I needed? Oh, I got two posters to put next to the stage.
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None of that's free, but I'm going to get it.
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All right, let me pray. If you've not done something for Michigan Fest,
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would you consider doing something? Amen.
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Are you a Muslim, my friend? I think you are, right? We would never call Jesus
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a curse. Jesus is a mighty prophet.
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So I'm going to say this, and then I'll let you go, because I don't know if
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you even live in America. Do you live in America?
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You're obviously a Muslim, but Jesus is not just a prophet.
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You see, that's where people get confused. Well, Jesus is a prophet.
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I believe Jesus is a good teacher.
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You cannot be a good prophet and a liar at the same time. And he did not say, I'm a prophet.
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Philip said, show us the father. And Jesus said, Philip, have I been with you
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so long and you don't know me?
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If you see me, you've seen the father. That's what he said.
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So Jesus is God. In the beginning was the Word. The Word was God.
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The Word dwelt among us and became flesh. That's Jesus. You can put two and
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two together. Jesus is not a prophet. Jesus is the Son of God.
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So, all right, let me pray.
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If you haven't done something for Michigan Fest, please do so.
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I'm going there. If you want to come and meet me in Michigan, I'd love to see you.
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Okay. I'd love to see you there. Y'all just pray for me.
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I'm going to, I don't know, I might fast one more day, but I'm wrung out. I got a lot to do.
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So Father, I thank you for everybody watching that somebody is going to do something
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special for Michigan Fest so that we can just be a tremendous blessing to that community.
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Did I tell you guys I heard from the, I don't want to say the store on here.
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Some of you know the store.
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They gave us $400 over the three days. So it's better than nothing.
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But for 1,500 people, it's hardly a drop in the bucket. But I'll take it.
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It's just, you know, it's five extra gift cards a night that we didn't have
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to pay for. So that's something better than nothing.
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Anyway, but we'll be giving those away and whatever.
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But if you want to do something special, you want to help me to reach the lost,
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you know, And just so you guys know, I haven't fully decided,
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but my husband and I have already agreed, like, if this goes the way we think
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it's going to go, we'll probably start doing this in more cities.
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I just don't know when and where, and that's up to the Lord.
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And I'm not the only one. There's lots of people going to preach,
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but this whole thing where you just purposely draw people that want free crap—.
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Special thing, because this is the way
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you surely get people that some are Christians, but a lot of them aren't.
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So if you would like to sow financially today, if you want to help invest in,
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souls, you can go right there.
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Or you can go to preach at Lisa.com. The ways to give are there.
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Or you can go to Zelle. It's on my personal page, Lisa Church,
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or preach at Lisa, whatever. But I'm excited. I just want to thank you for watching.
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Let me pray over you. God, I just thank you for every single person that took
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their precious time to watch me today.
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In the name of Jesus of Nazareth, I thank you for the people that just gave.
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I saw your offerings come in.
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May God bless you. Good measure, pressed down, shaken together.
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May every financial problem that you have, may it leave now by the authority of Jesus of Nazareth.
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May you get unexpected income checks in the mail.
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May you get inheritance sent to you from the north, south west and east may
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your bills be annihilated and expunged in the mighty name of jesus god said
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all the cattle and all the gold is mine
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so father we thank you that money comes to us in the name of jesus from the
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north south west and east because we're givers because we're tithers and we
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thank you for it i thank you for all the money for michigan fest
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i thank you for safe travels i thank you if anyone needs healing in their bodies
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i lift up stephanie's mother to you in the name of jesus of nazareth i lift
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up mandy to you god we curse hey mandy if you're still watching put your hand on your leg.
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Father, in the name of Jesus of Nazareth, we curse that foul problem in her leg.
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In the name of Jesus, I command, I command that leg to be made whole and be made normal.
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Every single blister healed immediately and go now in Jesus' name.
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Like the soothing balm from heaven, God, protect that leg and we thank you for it.
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Everything that's plaguing her from that stroke, it leaves now in the name of Jesus of Nazareth.
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I thank you for all people watching. I thank you that Lonnie gets blessed on his job.
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I thank you in the name of Jesus of Nazareth. I thank you for everything that you're doing.
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I thank you that your mighty hand is on them.
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I thank you for doing great things. Thank you, Jesus. I thank you for the block
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button that makes me happy.
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Thank you for blocking people. Woo! I love to block people in Jesus' name.
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All right, I love you guys.
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Lord, thank you for these people today. May they be blessed.
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May they be prosperous. May good things come their way.
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In the name of Jesus of Nazareth, I thank you so much for everything that you're doing for them.
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Come on, you guys want to sing my theme song with me? Preach it, preach it, Lisa.
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Preach it, Lisa. The gospel's not free. It costs me money. So thank you for
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giving money so we can preach the gospel. Preach it, Lisa.
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Love you guys. Look, download my podcast, Godly Hacks.
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Visit me on YouTube. Lisa Hanson. Follow me on Facebook.