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TWR Wednesday | The Gayatollah · The Whitfield Report

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  To offend is not some pesky little part of freedom of speech
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  that we have to put up with. It is the heart and soul and
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  lungs of freedom of speech. It is the coursing lifeblood of
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  human process. It is the instigator of liberty
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  and modernity and science and understanding.
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  What a laughing stock today's student leaders are that they
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  can so casually dismiss the right to be offensive without
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  realising that their lovely, enlightened lives are the gifts
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  of individuals who gave offence. Offensiveness is not just
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  something we have to begrudgingly accept.
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  Offensiveness is the motor of human progress.
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  Now broadcasting from the Right to Offend media studios in sunny
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  South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics, current
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  events, art and pop culture. This is the Whitfield Report
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  live with Sam Whitfield. But giving offense is good.
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  In fact, it's essential. You know, Max has been dropping
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  some fire beats these past hopeful days, so I wanted kind
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  of start off the show with that just.
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  And a new theme song for a bit on Friday.
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  Indeed. So I just wanted to mention that
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  also the Ayatollah is gay. He is gay.
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  Did you? I did not know this.
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  Oh, I've known this for years, Sam.
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  I've been a big, I've been telling everybody the Ayatollah
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  is so fucking gay. And everybody's like, no, he's
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  the guy in charge of Iran. And I'm like, yeah, exactly that
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  guy. He's super gay.
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  It's it's the leaders that have to not be gay that usually are.
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  True. Yeah.
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  Also, Craig is here to to say first, he says first, back to
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  your regularly scheduled chip hosting.
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  Welcome, Craig. Yeah.
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  To the topic of the music, I have been really enjoying Suno.
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  Yeah, it's different. Platform.
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  It's a, it's a good platform. I've even I'm not even on like
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  version 5 or whatever but I've just been having fun playing
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  around with the 4.5 it is. It used to be a dream for a lot
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  of people that like could never make music, but for somebody
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  like me that has years worth of music I never did anything with.
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  The coolest thing is, with the version 5 or whatever, I'm able
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  to upload my songs, my melodies, my hooks, my samples and get
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  them remastered nice and clean. And as you might be able to
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  tell, some of the songs I've been putting out are just
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  remasters of what I've been playing on Famous Makers for
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  like 2 years. Yeah, I, I, yeah, I, I have, I
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  have noticed that, yeah. It turns out if you feed it your
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  own melodies, right it, it gets more creative.
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  That's kind of how it works, and I want to say the first AI I've
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  gotten along with Sam is music brained.
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  Go figure. Figure.
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  I I am, I am not surprised at all.
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  Yeah, I've been collabing with all kinds of musicians from
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  Japan and Korea. It's just, it's crazy, man.
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  Really, really cool with the hooks where you can find
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  somebody. Hooks are like Tik Toks
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  basically. Before it was TikTok, it was
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  called Musically and people would make musical based videos.
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  Suno, it's basically doing that now with Suno music.
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  And so I'm looking through hooks and I'm finding people playing
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  amazing organ, finding violin players.
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  Just one chick that plays the violin.
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  Sam, you'd love it. Oh yeah, I've.
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  I've seen her. And you can just like, add their
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  melodies into your shit. And I'm always writing, you
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  know, I've been in the lab with a pen and a pad, taking hooks
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  and jabs, you know what I mean? And just kind of put in some of
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  my raps to beats, remastering my beats and coming up with some
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  cool funky tunes. Check out Jasper the Funky
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  Ghost, by the way. All all great, all great, all
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  great stuff. Are you playing this Is
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  shouldn't go out there and play a pancreas, You're playing
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  Morgan. Craig with the Doctor jokes,
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  ladies and gentlemen. Yep.
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  So yeah, the the eye toy is is gay.
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  Uh huh. I think that a guy who gets
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  dressed in a dress among us a a civilization of men who dress in
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  dresses. Yeah.
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  And spends all of his time in a segregate a sex segregated
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  Society of men who wear dresses. That's right.
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  Well, they don't want to look at chicks.
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  That's why I knew he was gay. I mean, if you thought that the
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  gay hit among the clergy in the West, good God.
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  I mean, look at their solution. If you're caught being gay over
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  there, what do they do? They trans you.
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  Yeah, we we get. Surgically coerced into being
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  gay afterwards. So what what you're saying get a
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  trans Ayatollah soon? I'm suggesting that there might
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  have already been one. Oh, Alex, he can't.
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  Tell he's got a big robe on. Well, well, he might not even,
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  well, he might not even be alive.
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  We we know for sure that the first gay Ayatollah is is dead,
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  but the other one might not be alive either.
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  All you have to do is ask the bocce boys.
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  True cut. So.
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  So yeah. No, we're all, we're all evil
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  for not being super against this, right?
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  That's what the the libertarian types keep telling me.
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  I. I I'm a hypocrite and.
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  Just call them liberal now, they're not even libertarian
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  anymore. Yeah, but I like picking on them
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  because libertarians are way more sensitive than liberals.
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  Nobody gets more offended by being made fun of than
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  libertarians. Like legitimately?
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  That's unfortunate. Yeah.
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  No, no, it it is also all the libertarians are like sprigging
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  out that Joe Kent. What?
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  A loser who couldn't hack it, leaving the job instead of
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  sitting there like a Biden knight or an Obama plant and
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  fucking it up for everyone else. I salute this man.
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  Get the fuck out of the job if you can't do it.
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  Thank God. Yeah, yeah, pretty, pretty much.
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  And I I also I also loved the scenario.
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  What do we want? Another Peter Strzok fucking it
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  up from the inside like he he has the temerity to be honest
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  and leave the job. What a fucking boss.
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  Good job man. Yeah, that's that's got.
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  Him on the back, give him all the accolades, make him feel
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  like he did something. Just that way when he goes on
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  the Candace Owens show and makes a complete clown of himself, we
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  can all just kind of sigh and say I'm not angry, I'm just
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  disappointed. Well, well, you know, you know
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  that's coming, that you know that's coming soon.
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  That shit's already announced, isn't it?
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  Yeah, well all. He's already in some circuit.
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  Yeah, he, yeah, he's, he's already on.
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  He's already in some circuit. I also saw though, right before
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  we we won we before we won on air.
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  Candace is going to be super disappointed because her magic
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  bullet theory about Charlie Kirk turned out not to be true
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  because. It had.
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  Shocking. Because it had.
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  Because. It had hold on are.
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  You saying there was not a guy that we're calling Palm Gun
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  Ricky anymore? Or Palm Pistol Ricky or whatever
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  they fucking called him. Well.
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  No, that's, that's what they were saying.
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  It's not magic bullet that they were saying.
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  They're saying a guy had a palm pistol because he's like this.
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  They got 1 frame of a picture and a guy going like that and
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  that's their whole theory. Oh yeah, yeah, palm palm pistol
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  Rickey doesn't exist. Also turns out that hunting
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  rifle bullets actually can can can fracture inside you which.
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  Like anyone who has ever haunted before with three O 8
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  understands that it can do quite a bit of damage.
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  I didn't understand why people were saying that it wouldn't to
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  begin with. They're like like as if it was
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  like a 50 Cal or something. It's like have it's like, I
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  don't know. It's, it's a lot of people that
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  haven't handled the gun. I think that think in a lot of
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  cases anyway. Yeah, yeah.
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  And, and surprising what? The only thing that is a little
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  surprising is how many of these quote UN quote gun experts fell
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  forward too. Yeah, I would see them saying
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  the, oh, you couldn't make like that kind of gun wouldn't do
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  that much damage. And I'm like, they're made for
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  shooting bears. Yeah.
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  Like not oh it's not a bear hunting gun but your reason
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  you're going to carry a three O 8 as opposed to a 22 isn't to
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  shoot fucking deer bro. Yeah, and it's.
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  A 22 is enough to take down most deer.
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  Yeah, three O 8 because you're looking for a big buck or a hog
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  or something like that. They yeah, they do a bit of
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  fucking damage. Yeah, well, how?
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  Well, how many people? How many people have we heard
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  that die in hunting accidents like, you know, completely
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  accidentally, you know too. Yeah, like Dick Cheney's friend.
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  Oh, Oh yeah. We're next to him.
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  And no, we're not. We're never going to want that
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  go, even even though Cheney's. Dead.
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  Dick Cheney's dead, but he still shot a guy in the face with a
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  shotgun. Is he dead?
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  Did he die? I thought he died.
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  Am I just, am I just like Mandela affecting that?
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  I thought Dick Cheney was dead. No, he, he's well, you know,
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  they're, they're telling us he's dead.
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  But who knows anymore because. That's right.
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  They're telling us. Yet Yahoo's alive and I don't
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  believe them. Sam, have you seen this?
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  Have you heard about this? Yeah, I.
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  You're not seeing the picture of a man who has five fingers.
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  I mean, I'm not saying that the AI being put out proves that
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  he's dead itself, but it's not a good look that they put AI out.
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  Look, come now, 5 fingers will of course look like AI to a
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  civilization built off of inbreeding.
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  Let me. You got to wonder how much they
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  think the West is photoshopped because we've all got 10 fingers
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  and no wet necks or anything. I legitimately think in the long
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  term, Israel, with Netanyahu out of the picture, let's say, might
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  be better off, especially with Iran, let's say, greatly
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  diminished as a threat. I think that that actually bodes
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  well for the future of the region, in my opinion.
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  But I don't wish that Netanyahu's dead.
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  But they're certainly making it look like he's dead.
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  That that does that. I'm pretty sure he's not.
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  I'm I'm. Sure, if they're doing anything
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  like that it's to fuck with them.
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  Maybe. I would.
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  Why? Why would they care?
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  I don't know, That's the weird thing, right?
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  Yeah, like if I was Biddy, I would be fucking with the legacy
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  holdovers of Ahud Barack, who caused half of this nonsense.
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  You know that motherfucker letting the Gaza hold?
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  On those videos, let's just this would be the funniest.
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  They're real videos and they ran them through AI to make them
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  look fake. You know, wouldn't that be fun?
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  Yeah, you bring up a good point. It could just be DLSS 5.
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  Oh man, you're you're gamers. Guys, have you seen the DLSS 5
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  stuff? Sam Mort.
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  All week. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Crazy.
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  The memes are great, the backlash on Jensen is fucking
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  hilarious. It is.
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  Just for my wife, the new version of the software that
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  upscales games, DLSS basically aifies people in games faces to
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  make them more handsome. You remember how Goldeneye 60 N
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  64 they tried to like, bump map people's real faces onto the
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  skinny Polygon faces? It looks like that.
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  It looks like they're in big. Heads, it's really bad looking,
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  yeah, really bad. Turns them and all.
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  Trying to backtrack it is just terrible.
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  Yeah. The Funko popification of video
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  games, guys, you ready for that? You see, So what I say is.
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  Big head mode for everybody. See one of those from Jensen
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  where it says like he says gamers are just wrong about it.
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  I say that's just his opinion with DLSS 5 turned on.
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  Well, I know and I know. I remember in some games like
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  Big Head mode used to be like a sheet that you could turn off.
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  Yeah, now it's just now it's just using DLSS.
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  Now you get big head mode, Yeah. It's like some shitty, real,
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  realified version of Banjo Kazooie.
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  Hey, we could combine this all together.
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  Could we DLSSify the Ayatollah? Maybe.
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  I don't think anything's bringing that guy back, No, but
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  a little bit of them were there little we could be more there.
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  Ever so slightly less gay. Or make him more gay.
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  I don't. If you're the Ayatollah and you
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  suck penis, you could not be more gay.
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  I just love, I just love that people brought the brought the
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  Trump. I mean back of of of him making
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  fun of the the journalist. But was he making money?
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  The Ayatollah, which by the way, people get people got people got
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  super offended when I laughed at that back in the back in the
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  day. Oh, I'm I'm the Ayatollah.
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  I'm super gay. See, I see I I can do lump
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  crippled hands when I want to, but well, actually I can't even
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  I can't even do them that well more I could probably do them
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  better than I could. Nope.
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  No, we replaced them with robot hands years ago.
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  Sam, that's. Why?
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  I'm a guitar player. Two crippled men who aren't
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  crippled enough to fit in the stereotypes.
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  How you going to be the crippled man?
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  And you ain't even crippled, right?
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  That's only the last third of me is crippled.
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  That's a good question you. Just tell them, look, I ain't
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  crippled where it counts. Facts that all they would have
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  to do was ask and they would find that out.
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  Yeah. Well, well, that, you know,
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  that's all it. That's all it matters is that we
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  just. Ask and he'll whip it right out.
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  Oh, they can help them by button.
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  They'll find out. And.
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  Yeah, I'm not better than this, Sam.
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  I wrote 2 songs about having a big penis this week so.
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  Bass. You know, did you frankly,
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  between the size of it and where you put it, that's like 90% of
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  music out there. That's what I've been trying to
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  tell my wife for a year. Sometimes I'll be listening to a
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  song and she's jamming out and I'll just say, hey, you know
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  this is about sex, right? And she's.
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  Like. Shut up, you're ruin this song.
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  What do you think the song Give me all your loving by ZZ Top men
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  I mean or tush or tush or sharp dressed man?
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  Or lick it up. Or lick it up.
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  Or every song by Mötley Crüe. I mean, you know that *NSYNC and
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  Backstreet Boys and every other five membered boy band from back
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  in the day was all about selling sex to like 14 year olds, right?
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  Unfortunately, I mean it in retrospect, it's fucking
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  horrifying. But you know, Korea's going
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  through that right now, so I'll tell.
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  You. That's what K pop is.
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  It's the same thing, just Yep. South Korean eyes I guess.
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  What an export huh? Glad we got that on our MESME.
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  Yeah. Yeah, it's terrible.
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  Although people make like music. That's that's a scene, huh?
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  Awful. Well although I say this after
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  we exited the South, the Korean War and North Korea never
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  stopped it. South Korea responded with the
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  to create the DMZ by blasting K pop across it.
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  It's literally a fucking weapon of mass destruction.
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  So. And then I have their I had the
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  fans of it come up into my my mentions all upset when I call
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  it K poop. So, So what you're telling us
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  is, So what you're telling us, Doctor Craig, is that K Pop is
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  basically like it's, it's basically a Sonic.
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  It's a song. K Pop is a scion, Doctor Craig.
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  It's what the fuck's it called the?
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  It's a. Sonic.
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  No, no not, not harp. No not Haimar.
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  What the fuck is it the the Sonic the the acoustic deterrent
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  they the police use? Oh shit, what the hell is it
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  called? I just like K Pop is a psyop.
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  That's great. Rhymes in everything.
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  It it really do be. It really do be a psyop also.
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  Lrads, that's what they are. Lrads K Pop is the original
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  LRAD. You know Google keeps trying to
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  offer me their their shitty Google search.
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  Sorry, not the shitty, not the normal shitty one, the AI one.
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  Like they put the little AI overview up top anyway.
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  I already have that. I don't need to go to AI mode
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  unless I click it. Thank you.
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  It just I do not want, I don't want to mix my Google and my
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  Grock even though they've already been formally matched
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  for years. Yeah.
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  You don't want to give. Me the fucking basic you.
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  Don't want to get any Google in your grock?
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  That's gross. Oh.
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  Oh God, Dean, that was about sex too.
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  What? Was that?
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  That was that was sanctioned domestic violence.
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  How the fuck that felt like something hard.
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  Jeez, probably did it over that. That fucking thing.
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  Anyway, what was going on? I've seen damage and better.
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  Oh man. Oh yeah.
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  Violence. Sex.
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  Anyway, you were talking about using sexual abuse of minors as
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  an L red and and anyway back Speaking of the Ayatollah looks
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  like and Speaking of gay people and cowardice, I'm just tossing
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  that one in there. Out of nowhere, France has
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  decided once again to prove that they're not the country we
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  aligned with when we were founded.
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  Now that you see, most of the danger is gone.
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  They said we'll send help, but not if missiles and drones are
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  still a threat. I'm sorry pal, but that's the
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  name of the fucking game. That's why the ships were there
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  in the 1st place, because they're a threat.
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  Like the whole point is to protect the shipping lane.
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  You can't do that. Then you're just there for moral
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  support, which you may as well just stay home.
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  Holy shit. I mean Modern Warfare basically
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  is like is basically drones at this point.
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  Well, yeah, sure. But like, we've got the nail
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  mite. We're we're clearing the channel
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  on our own. I mean, England did the same
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  Fairweather friend bullshit where it's like, you know, we're
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  not going to come in to help until after everything's
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  settled. Like fuck you.
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  All right. So the whole of NATO except for
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  like what, 2, two countries, 2 member states?
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  One member state already said yes.
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  I can't remember which one it is that was from the Eastern bloc
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  or Eastern side of the the EU. And then there was one that was
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  like considering it. And then Ireland decided to be
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  all faggy about it. That as as is their way these
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  days. Oh, you see, you're supposed to
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  make haggis in the pot. You're not supposed to boil your
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  ego and your your testicles in there.
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  Boiled testicles. Testicles is a Rocky Mountain.
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  Motherfucker says Ireland and then makes a Scottish joke.
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  Who? This man?
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  Boiling shit for 17 1/2 hours is Irish cuisine.
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  Do not check me on that one. They're.
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  Not. Himself made that joke.
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  I did make that joke, yes, I said Haggis.
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  We don't eat that shit. I'm not going to call it tripe.
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  We don't eat that shit, we take the shitty cup.
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  You speak it, You walked into that.
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  OK, look, I say this as an Irish English colonially derived
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  American, myself and my dad's side of the supposedly of the
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  McAllen clan. Although they don't send me any
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  fucking whiskey. Those assholes.
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  You think that would come with a voucher or something?
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  You know, like a lifetime supply.
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  Yeah, you, you Irish. People already drink too much
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  man. If we had lifetime supplies the
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  world would just go. Have you ever read the comic The
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  Cross? Come on, you're just, you're not
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  accounting for how much shorter the life would be.
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  Yeah, but have you ever read the comic The Crossed?
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  It would be something like that. If you haven't, check it out.
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  It's the worst zombies you'll ever see, because they're not
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  zombies, they're just. Crazy.
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  They're just evil. Yeah.
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  They just people turn evil because of a disease.
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  It's kind of an awesome series. So yeah, kind of like all the
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  movies that what that transition from the zombies to the infected
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  back in the day. No, they're the exact opposite
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  of the infected. They're smart, they build
• 26:00
  societies, and they really, really like to violate people.
• 26:05
  So they're dark elves? So they're trannies?
• 26:09
  There's I'll tell you this, I've seen a lot of different zombie
• 26:12
  lower. There is nothing like the
• 26:14
  crossed. It's it's Garth Ennis.
• 26:18
  It's what it's probably his. Best Yeah, yeah, no, I, I, I I I
• 26:22
  started to read that and I was like, it's, it's rough.
• 26:28
  Yeah, I, yeah, that's why I said I started to read it and I'm
• 26:32
  like, I'm like, oh. That's why you're not going to
• 26:36
  see a movie about the Crossed. You started to read it and you
• 26:39
  went, I need an adult. Well, like a major thing about
• 26:44
  the cross is that they infect people with bodily fluids.
• 26:48
  And so one of them. Well, yeah.
• 26:50
  Yeah, so basically they just all have aids.
• 26:53
  Yeah, well, AIDS, that makes you a psycho killer.
• 26:57
  So they all have aids. Mm hmm, yeah, the the.
• 27:03
  I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Cross on their face.
• 27:05
  Not aids, not aids, not aids. So they all have monkey pox and
• 27:10
  aids. Pretty much also also the boy
• 27:17
  the boys comic book is like it makes the TV show look like a
• 27:24
  marvel movie like by comparison that is.
• 27:32
  Unique. No, but Speaking of super
• 27:40
  heroes, Max, you've been more upon the Afroman stuff than I
• 27:44
  had than I've been. I know what you wanted to bring
• 27:48
  that up big. Fan long time knew about this
• 27:52
  case for since it started yeah So what happened was Afroman you
• 27:58
  might know him for his hit song because I got high was raided by
• 28:03
  police at his home on a on an anonymous drug tip they say and
• 28:09
  they broke into his house they allegedly stole some of his
• 28:13
  money yadda yadda yadda they treated him really badly and
• 28:17
  the. Anonymous tip that it said
• 28:19
  Afroman and the Yellow Pages. Yeah, it's so.
• 28:25
  It's so silly, but he he made a song called Lemon Pound Cake.
• 28:30
  We've actually discussed this and the song was about that when
• 28:35
  one of the cops was in the kitchen, he was looking
• 28:38
  longingly at the lemon pound cake that his wife had the every
• 28:41
  man's wife had made. And so he made his song Lemon
• 28:46
  Pound Cake. And it's just about how the cop
• 28:49
  is a big fat loser. Of all the things to make a song
• 28:53
  about in in what happened that night, That's pretty fucking
• 28:58
  wholesome. That's hilarious.
• 29:01
  Yeah, that's the way he. Is like I stood out to him so
• 29:04
  profoundly. I was.
• 29:07
  I was telling somebody on Twitter before the show, Afroman
• 29:12
  is like the black Frank Zappa. A lot of people don't know this
• 29:14
  in that he's a talented musician and producer that could not get
• 29:19
  noticed until he made goofy, stupid garbage.
• 29:23
  That's why. Because I Got High exists, he
• 29:27
  was like. Kind of reminds me of a, well,
• 29:30
  this is more of a personal context Lil Jon.
• 29:33
  Like, I didn't, I didn't give a flying fuck about who the hell
• 29:35
  that was until someone started showing me some of his like the
• 29:38
  music videos and explaining some of the jokes and I was like, oh,
• 29:42
  Sophie a book. All right, he's good.
• 29:46
  Yeah, it's, well, Afroman again. It's like Frank Zappa.
• 29:49
  Frank Zappa only got famous by making songs about how Catholic
• 29:54
  girls are easy and things and why does it hurt when I pee, but
• 29:59
  he was making really good jazz music and like classical music
• 30:04
  for years and nobody gave a shit.
• 30:07
  Afroman similar story. He'd been making great music by
• 30:10
  himself but he never took off until he made a stupid comedy
• 30:13
  album and it blew him up into the stratosphere.
• 30:16
  And actually, I personally think Because I Got High is not the
• 30:20
  Best Song on that record by a mile.
• 30:23
  I wouldn't imagine so. So anyway, he makes the song and
• 30:28
  then the Adams County Sheriff's Department sued him for
• 30:31
  defamation and today in court it all played out with the cop
• 30:36
  crying while they played the fucking song and Afroman
• 30:40
  absolutely destroying the the plaintiff's attorney.
• 30:45
  And in the end he won the case completely.
• 30:48
  And that's that's what. Happened when he's sitting there
• 30:53
  and there's like, like they're trying to get him to just say
• 30:56
  that. Like, because like the, the
• 30:58
  premise of defamation is you have to lie and you have to
• 31:01
  intend to lie and you have to intend it to do harm and it has
• 31:04
  to do harm. Like it's, it's a pretty basic
• 31:08
  test. Did you lie about this?
• 31:10
  Did it cause harm? If so, did you mean to do it
• 31:14
  'cause then the things are worse for you?
• 31:16
  And the fact is he couldn't get him to fuck.
• 31:18
  He's just like basically he wouldn't say that he lied
• 31:20
  because then he'd be lying in the stand and like they know
• 31:25
  that he would be lying. And then fucking cop's wife goes
• 31:30
  up there and blows blows up the whole case.
• 31:36
  Now I saw like a 5 minute summary of this from somebody of
• 31:39
  some lawyerly who was just flabbergasted that this was a
• 31:43
  thing. The you know, the they just
• 31:46
  like, you know, if we're eyeing their shoes.
• 31:48
  Holy shit. Well, that.
• 31:54
  The one thing they have to do is is say that he lied and he did
• 32:02
  so maliciously. Not that your feelings are hurt,
• 32:06
  not that like you know you look bad, but that he lied to do it.
• 32:10
  That's the point, and you couldn't say it.
• 32:13
  Their strategy from the beginning was to focus on
• 32:16
  damages, which is a very poor strategy and that's why they
• 32:19
  lost. Oh Jesus, that comes afterwards.
• 32:23
  Yeah, that, that comes afterwards even in Ohio, by the
• 32:27
  way, to. Prove as they lied and he
• 32:28
  couldn't. The cop couldn't say it because
• 32:31
  he knew it'd get dinged from lying on the stand and the cops
• 32:34
  wife was just like yeah we were laughing about it.
• 32:38
  Well, well, a lot of it, you know.
• 32:41
  From behind. A lot of Internet people seem to
• 32:45
  think that like hurt feelings is the same thing as defamation
• 32:50
  and. Well, that's because they're
• 32:51
  fucking stupid. Well.
• 32:55
  And I hope that is not true, thinking that they smarten up
• 32:58
  and they realized that I was making fun of them because
• 33:01
  they're fucking stupid. Yeah.
• 33:05
  Yeah, it's different from, say, an intentionally made-up smear
• 33:10
  that somebody would just flat out make up to ruin your life.
• 33:13
  Now that's defamation. I heard about those, they're
• 33:18
  going around recently, aren't they?
• 33:20
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 33:23
  People should be more careful about that kind of thing.
• 33:27
  Well. Oh yeah.
• 33:31
  Like I said, Afroman did not commit defamation against the
• 33:35
  Adams County sheriff's, according to a jury of his
• 33:37
  peers. Yeah.
• 33:40
  Big. I think as as a guy that makes
• 33:43
  like vulgar music myself, I was very invested in this case and
• 33:47
  I'm glad at the result. I'm I'm glad it's the result,
• 33:51
  just I just wish I wish I had known it beforehand so I could
• 33:54
  have followed it. You well, that's the that's the
• 33:57
  thing. You usually when this stuff gets
• 33:59
  brought before the legal system, usually it sorts itself out.
• 34:05
  You know, it would be really funny to see talk about this,
• 34:09
  his legal mindset versus what's his name, Barnes, the guy who
• 34:15
  kind of just like went off the deep end.
• 34:19
  Remember the whole recchietta covering those, the Rittenhouse
• 34:25
  case and they had the whole the crack team of YouTube lawyers
• 34:29
  that were all having, you know, raking in cash hand over fist.
• 34:34
  And Barnes was in there, you know, Mr. Free Speech, and I
• 34:36
  like that about him. But man, that guy that some
• 34:41
  screw went loose with him. Many such cases these days.
• 34:46
  Well, legal mindset was was in the crowd too.
• 34:49
  And his, you know, his feet are still firmly planted on Terra
• 34:52
  Firma, thank God. Well, I mean, Barnes did hang
• 34:56
  out with Alex Jones a lot. And after a while, I, I think, I
• 35:04
  think, you know, I think, you know, yeah, I why, why?
• 35:11
  I think, I think the gay frog juice or whatever you know,
• 35:14
  starts to, you know, waft over also.
• 35:20
  Was huffing insect killer? Well, who know?
• 35:24
  Who knows what Alex Jones gets up to so.
• 35:31
  He should consider he was finding himself a couple of
• 35:39
  oxime antidotes done if he's been pulling in some of that
• 35:43
  shit. Yeah.
• 35:44
  Those insecticides are no joke man.
• 35:46
  Those organic phosphates. Why?
• 35:49
  Why No, I know that Alex Jones was was flipping out and I don't
• 35:55
  know. I don't know, was awful.
• 35:57
  They were turning the frickin frogs gay, you know, big
• 36:00
  amphibians of that nature being hermaphroditic species.
• 36:05
  Well, yeah, they they respond to, they respond with their very
• 36:09
  much permeable skins. That's, by the way, largely how
• 36:13
  they drink is through reverse perspiration.
• 36:16
  Basically. They soak water up through their
• 36:19
  belly skin. They don't really open their
• 36:22
  mouth and take Dulps. If so, in goes the insecticide
• 36:28
  which mimics the hormone which tells them the temperature has
• 36:32
  changed and they should switch sex.
• 36:34
  And what do you know, the males start humping each other because
• 36:38
  they smell on the other male, the female sex hormone, even if
• 36:43
  they haven't changed their organs.
• 36:48
  Kind of brutal. Yeah.
• 36:51
  All I'm saying is I don't like them putting chemicals in the
• 36:53
  water that turn the frigging frogs gay sick as crap.
• 36:57
  I mean, the alternative being not having enough food for
• 37:01
  humans. There's an argument to me that
• 37:08
  that fad that was going around a few years ago where people would
• 37:12
  collect up frog spawn and hatch all of them like in their
• 37:18
  bathtub or in a plastic tub and then return them to the wild
• 37:23
  instead of letting like you know, there's a huge attrition
• 37:26
  rate on frog's pond. Frog babies are fucked from
• 37:31
  before birth. Half of them are dead before
• 37:33
  they even hatch. They took that food source from
• 37:39
  the wild and then returned with a massive surplus of fully grown
• 37:44
  predators, fully grown frogs. That was a fad.
• 37:50
  They, they busted people for that in England.
• 37:53
  They, they arrested like 5 people for it.
• 37:57
  Yeah. When I was a kid we used to like
• 37:59
  grab a couple frogs and make little frog ponds in our like
• 38:04
  backyard out of a sandbox or something.
• 38:06
  But but what happened is adults found us doing this and they
• 38:10
  explained what you're saying, that this will fuck up the
• 38:13
  ecosystem, Right. And even as little kids, we were
• 38:18
  like, oh, that makes sense because the frogs eat.
• 38:22
  Yeah, it's it's something you learn when you're a little
• 38:26
  fucking kid. But I did see that it was a
• 38:28
  TikTok trend for a while. Yeah, well, well, the other
• 38:35
  thing that Alex was freaking out about though the other day is
• 38:39
  he's buying into this whole thing.
• 38:41
  Like we're somehow losing the the Iran war, which A, it's not
• 38:46
  a war, it's A, it's just an operation and B like.
• 38:53
  Oh, it's a it's a police action, right Gary?
• 38:56
  I'm fine calling it a war. Let's I I dislike the dishonest
• 39:01
  language. Yeah, well, fair, but like.
• 39:06
  If our if our boys are engaged in combat, I consider that war.
• 39:14
  Fair enough. My my.
• 39:15
  And boys and girls, men and women.
• 39:18
  My my point in though is like, I don't know what Alec is smoking
• 39:21
  because we're because we're winning like.
• 39:27
  Well, hold on, let's let's tally it up.
• 39:29
  Sam, how many places in Iran have been hit?
• 39:39
  A lot. A lot.
• 39:40
  OK, how many places in America have been hit back?
• 39:47
  0. 0. Sounds like we're winning now.
• 39:52
  There's other countries that can't say 0, but ours can't.
• 39:58
  Yeah. So I mean, yeah.
• 40:02
  So people's math isn't math thing.
• 40:05
  Could you argue that other countries are losing the war a
• 40:08
  little bit? But could you argue that we're
• 40:11
  losing the war? I'm not at this juncture, we're
• 40:17
  we're not even engaged in a war technically, because we've got
• 40:20
  no boots on the ground and nobody like within the fucking
• 40:24
  airspace except pilots, which is why they're saying it's not a
• 40:30
  war. It's an operation or a police
• 40:32
  action or whatever you want to call it.
• 40:33
  But at the end of the day, yeah, I mean, they can't even shoot
• 40:37
  our drones down. Well, one, one, it seems like
• 40:42
  some of the people who are saying that we're losing want.
• 40:46
  It's almost like they want us to lose.
• 40:50
  Yes, perennial losers exist. They love to lose.
• 40:54
  They love to be. They love to say that America
• 40:57
  sucks whatever it's doing, and they switch sides all the time.
• 41:03
  Yes. Very fickle, these people.
• 41:06
  And gay. Usually it's a symptom.
• 41:11
  It it is a symptom of being gay. Not the only symptom, not even
• 41:17
  the primary symptom. Primary symptom is that you got
• 41:20
  that lispy voice. But it's a symptom.
• 41:23
  Well, well, and. You also tend to like, you know,
• 41:28
  curl your finger in and you know, and do this instead.
• 41:34
  Of. Yeah.
• 41:37
  Yeah, the old the old Nicky F punch.
• 41:41
  Oh, we're we're talking about the the guy who's got the best
• 41:46
  girl hook shot with a big fat ass soda.
• 41:52
  Yeah, why? I well, I saw something on I saw
• 41:55
  something on Twitter this week where it's like, whereas like
• 42:00
  Nick Fuentes has has finally gone over over to the left and
• 42:04
  I'm like. Finally.
• 42:05
  Yeah, like he's been on the left for years.
• 42:08
  We Yeah, What in the hell is this?
• 42:09
  When did this change happen? The guy may as well be Episcopal
• 42:15
  at this point, as far as I understand the politics among
• 42:17
  Catholics and Christians. Yeah, yeah.
• 42:21
  The hippie hippie ones. Well, yeah.
• 42:26
  They're kind of like Reformed Jews as I understand it, right?
• 42:30
  Yeah, pretty, pretty much. Yep.
• 42:33
  Where you go the where they come in different flavors and which
• 42:36
  flavor they are matters a lot. Yes, they are exactly like that.
• 42:39
  All right. Yep.
• 42:44
  Well, it's funny. My, my, my PE teacher when I was
• 42:47
  in middle school and high school, he was an Episcopal and
• 42:51
  you know that. But The funny thing about him
• 42:53
  was like, and he wasn't shy about that fact, but like he
• 42:56
  didn't. And he threw got in kind of like
• 43:00
  where it was appropriate, which at the time, my, my
• 43:05
  understanding of Episcopal was, was kind of like they're a
• 43:08
  little more flamboyant and, and evangelical about their beliefs.
• 43:13
  And it's like, you know, what a relief to have a guy who's
• 43:16
  saying great guy anyway. Yeah.
• 43:24
  So the anal festers club is is is making a a comeback, is it?
• 43:31
  Apparently, apparently for lefties.
• 43:34
  You know, I saw something else fun with these kind of weird
• 43:37
  fringe Internet people today, Sam.
• 43:39
  I saw that the Channel 5 guy interviewed Clavicular and
• 43:44
  clavicular like crybaby out. He quit.
• 43:48
  But he also fucking wrecked them.
• 43:51
  It was here's The thing is this guy, I was actually just talking
• 43:55
  about this in a in a discord and he's like, so the the looks
• 44:02
  maxers are kind of like the pretty ones from universe 25
• 44:06
  Calhoun's rat experiment, basically the useless rats who
• 44:11
  spent all day grooming themselves.
• 44:13
  I mean, these these are people who beat themselves in the face
• 44:15
  with a hammer. So they're really not that
• 44:17
  smart. But this interviewing, is that
• 44:22
  the the journal, the journalist who tried to try to interview
• 44:26
  this guy in his own home, like they went to his home to
• 44:30
  interview him. It's like he doesn't need these
• 44:33
  people. They came to him.
• 44:35
  He doesn't want to talk politics.
• 44:37
  He doesn't want to do political shit.
• 44:39
  And there's waste of a a flesh suit tried to push him into a
• 44:46
  political discussion and he wouldn't have it.
• 44:50
  So let me in that. So for that, props to him man,
• 44:53
  good job. Sure, but he absolutely.
• 44:56
  He absolutely got destroyed on the topic he did want to talk
• 44:59
  about, which was look maxing. And the guy's like, oh, do you
• 45:02
  look in the mirror every morning and you're satisfied with the
• 45:05
  result? And I love bro's answer.
• 45:07
  He's like, Yep. And then he's like, oh, I don't
• 45:11
  want to talk to you anymore. It's like, dude, not all of us
• 45:15
  are like you. Yes, I'm happy when I look in
• 45:19
  the fucking mirror. Does that bother you?
• 45:21
  It shouldn't. It shouldn't.
• 45:23
  Take a step back to take a step back.
• 45:25
  This really is nitpicking on 2 retards fighting which I think
• 45:30
  we all enjoyed. Yeah, giving them both their
• 45:35
  point, I would call it a draw. Again, though, he stopped the
• 45:41
  interview and the guy had to scurry out of someone else's
• 45:44
  house to go home. Yeah.
• 45:46
  Like I gave him the point for the good line, but then it was
• 45:49
  awkward as fuck as he had to get up and start gathering his shit.
• 45:55
  But hey, it was it's the perfect response when he when one of
• 45:59
  these looks maxers there 'cause he's trying to get you on board
• 46:01
  by like essentially saying that you have this desire that I also
• 46:05
  have to look at myself and and vision it a better way than it
• 46:09
  already is. And it's like, not, no, not
• 46:12
  everybody does. Most people don't have that kind
• 46:17
  of bodily dysphoria. Yeah, there's, there's a mild
• 46:20
  version of that, which is I should probably get my ass to
• 46:23
  the gym, which is true for most Americans.
• 46:27
  The majority of Americans should get their ass to the gym and put
• 46:31
  the fork down. Well.
• 46:33
  Sure, and you but. That's it.
• 46:35
  You don't, you know, as as I was saying to someone else, blah
• 46:38
  blah blah, someone talking about or discussion on this.
• 46:43
  I said someone said like they're all gonna end up fuck.
• 46:47
  Was it sorry? They're all going to end up
• 46:49
  looking like Bruce Campbell from Escape from LA?
• 46:52
  We already had a metrosexual area and my response to this was
• 46:55
  true. But metros did it to blend in in
• 46:58
  gay bars like male feminists blend into gay bars.
• 47:02
  Metros still had a chance to pair bond and procreate, whereas
• 47:06
  male feminists can only procreate via rape, and
• 47:09
  looksmaxers only attempt to copulate with mirrors while high
• 47:12
  on experimental exotic lizard protein injections.
• 47:18
  All I know is these motherfuckers be talking about
• 47:21
  fashion and shit and I'm like, what?
• 47:23
  I'm the height of fashion? I got a black hoodie.
• 47:27
  And if you didn't catch the, how do?
• 47:28
  You not look fresh in a black hoodie, Sam.
• 47:31
  You got a black hoodie. Everybody got a black hoodie.
• 47:34
  Tell me that ain't the pinnacle of fashion when everybody got
• 47:37
  one. Wherever the fuck my black
• 47:39
  hoodie is, it has a big fucking C on it for cloak, which was
• 47:43
  Markiplier's brand, which may as well be clothing brand clothing.
• 47:49
  I'm Batman. So if you didn't catch the the
• 47:54
  subtle jab there at the LA crowd, the exotic lizard protein
• 48:00
  injection, that'll be GLP one agonists.
• 48:03
  So your your Ozempics and Monjaros and so on.
• 48:08
  That's from the Gila Monster. Yeah.
• 48:11
  Whereas so these these people in LA are stacking like so you know
• 48:18
  how you remember like the CDs and so on back in the day, Max
• 48:22
  the the designer drugs. Yep.
• 48:25
  How all that shit was all the rage for a while.
• 48:28
  And then the feds passed a law that they could make any
• 48:31
  research. Yeah, the the the analogs drug
• 48:33
  analogs act, right. That also includes most of the
• 48:36
  home chemicals you have as precursors, which is just
• 48:39
  hilarious because not only are you a terrorist for having
• 48:41
  explosive precursors, you're also now a terrorist having drug
• 48:44
  precursors inside your laundry room.
• 48:49
  So but the in LA they actually there was some guy who did some
• 48:53
  TikTok short to end up on X. So I ended up seeing it there as
• 48:57
  a fuck TikTok. They had the people are doing
• 49:02
  stacks of basically designer drug protein blends.
• 49:06
  So they took GLP one as a as a launching point to hey, the
• 49:11
  whole desire drug industry we used to have.
• 49:13
  We can have it all again. You know everything is air
• 49:16
  quotes for research purposes and use at your own risk.
• 49:19
  You know what's funny? People are fucking themselves up
• 49:21
  with all that shit. Is the famous enemy of mine
• 49:26
  Christopher Cantwell? I pointed.
• 49:28
  The gay Nazi. The gay the crying gay Nazi of
• 49:31
  Charlottesville, right is the original looks Maxer and I'm
• 49:35
  going to tell you why he got all in on taking research chemicals,
• 49:41
  telling his audience to do that lifting weights and and became
• 49:45
  obsessed with his appearance right leading up to and after
• 49:49
  Charlottesville. He That's all the stuff that
• 49:52
  Clavicular is saying the first time I heard most of it,
• 49:56
  including take steroids, all of that stuff.
• 49:58
  Was are you telling me, are you telling me this gentleman
• 50:04
  dustied himself up before he went to prison and then knowing
• 50:09
  he'd be the power box out? Of prison and then announced to
• 50:12
  the world that he was super gay and wrote a game.
• 50:15
  Conviction. Which Sam and my wife read on a
• 50:20
  stream. And it was.
• 50:21
  Terrible. I'm.
• 50:25
  Still scarred from that. Holy shit.
• 50:28
  You're, you're scarred, Bortheus.
• 50:31
  How do you think? How do you think Maxine and I
• 50:34
  feel? Yeah, thank.
• 50:35
  God, thank God I didn't get asked to read it.
• 50:38
  It is the most graphic gay literature you've ever fucking,
• 50:43
  obviously, unless you're into gay literature.
• 50:46
  Maybe it's maybe there's stuff they make that's more graphic,
• 50:49
  but it is the most graphic thing I've ever heard.
• 50:51
  My fuck, I was. I almost threw up on the stream.
• 50:54
  This sounds almost like the opposite of when our GDP group
• 50:59
  The Green Grief is podcast we had.
• 51:00
  What's her name? That porn actress who's now up
• 51:04
  on child child endangerment and child porn charges we had.
• 51:08
  She came onto our stream and and narrated depression quest for us
• 51:16
  and sang happy birthday to our friend in our group his
• 51:20
  birthday. Her doing a depression quest
• 51:23
  stream and she shows up. Is that a nowhere?
• 51:26
  It's just like, yeah. Well, hell, I'll read.
• 51:28
  That and it's like, holy shit, it's like, will you sing happy
• 51:30
  birthday to him and she sings happy birthday.
• 51:32
  It's like made his day all right, you know?
• 51:35
  Then later on it turned out that, you know, the whole child
• 51:38
  endangerment and child porn thing.
• 51:40
  It's like, ah well I guess I'm not entirely angry that that
• 51:43
  stream went disappeared into the ether then.
• 51:47
  I I was for the longest time I was pissed because like that was
• 51:50
  such a great stream narrating depression question.
• 51:53
  She did like goofy voices for it too.
• 51:57
  The 1st 80s not on Mercedes. Yeah, Mercedes Carrera.
• 52:02
  Yeah. I, I, I was not on any streams
• 52:04
  with Cantwell, though I had called into his show before
• 52:07
  Charlottesville, but also he hated me before Charlottesville
• 52:11
  and he attacked my wife and he doxed me and all that stuff.
• 52:13
  So that's why he's a permanent enemy.
• 52:16
  He doesn't, he's not worried about me these days 'cause he
• 52:18
  knows I'm just going to make fun of him.
• 52:20
  And he has bigger problems than that because he's still facing
• 52:24
  charges in two states, including selling so.
• 52:28
  Man, you know if if you wanted to stack your day against
• 52:32
  yourself, you wanted to if you wanted to put life on hard mode
• 52:36
  for a while, be a gay Nazi and do dumb shit. 00 and check out
• 52:41
  my banger I pulled out. On pseudo hold on, hold on.
• 52:44
  This is. Important.
• 52:45
  My banger. My absolute banger of a song.
• 52:48
  Guys, it's called Cantwell, is gay and has AIDS.
• 52:51
  It's on Spotify right now. It it'll get caught in your head
• 52:55
  though, Yeah, well, has AIDS. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I wrote it from
• 53:04
  the heart. He doesn't actually have AIDS.
• 53:07
  He said he was taking prep and that he fully expected to get
• 53:11
  AIDS. So.
• 53:12
  So he's a bug chaser on top of being a gay guy.
• 53:15
  He's just bug chasing us. If you want to see the gayest
• 53:21
  scream ever, watch my last stream about him.
• 53:23
  I'm, I'm dead serious. Yeah.
• 53:25
  And there's even videos of him saying yes this is all true.
• 53:29
  The shit hating Jews and blacks will do to a man.
• 53:33
  Well you don't understand is he had to tell everybody he was
• 53:37
  gay. Let me explain.
• 53:38
  He had to tell us all that he was gay because he had found a
• 53:42
  secret child trafficking Epstein style conspiracy on Grinder
• 53:48
  where all the gay men on grinder are engaged in a child
• 53:51
  trafficking conspiracy. And so he had to tell us that he
• 53:54
  was gay because they were they knew that he was on grinder and
• 53:59
  they and he even said that I knew and I'm just like, bro, if
• 54:02
  I knew can't well it was gay, I'd scream it to the world.
• 54:05
  That's why I wrote a song about it.
• 54:07
  F slur. But yeah, I didn't know he was
• 54:12
  gay, but he thinks everybody like we've and all these weird
• 54:16
  alt right people knew he was gay 'cause they're part of some
• 54:19
  Grinder conspiracy with the CEO and that's why he keeps getting
• 54:24
  arrested. It's not because he had a car
• 54:26
  full of drugs. What happened is the Jews from
• 54:28
  Grinder put the drugs in his car and since they were all they all
• 54:36
  knew that he was gay, they were blackmailing him by not saying
• 54:39
  anything and not ever asking for anything.
• 54:43
  This is what he said. Sam, am I wrong?
• 54:46
  You're not. You're not wrong at all.
• 54:48
  That also that also reminds me of that of that Carrie Prejean
• 54:55
  chick, the the Miss America contestant who was disqualified
• 55:01
  because she did porn. Her excuse was it wasn't that
• 55:07
  she did porn, it was that the Jewish producer awaked that she
• 55:14
  did porn and so therefore she was disqualified.
• 55:21
  So basically, yeah, if she she did, a female can't well.
• 55:27
  Can't ever take. However, I just wanted to bring
• 55:32
  it back to the whole point of bringing Cantwell up is that I
• 55:35
  believe that he should get credit for inventing looks
• 55:38
  maxing. I do, genuinely.
• 55:40
  He was talking about using steroids, meth specifically,
• 55:43
  which is another thing that the looks maxers prescribe and
• 55:47
  research chemicals and going to the gym and being obsessed with
• 55:50
  your appearance and talking about ways of which you could
• 55:53
  approach girls. Like that was his whole bit
• 55:56
  before he became the crying Nazi and even after.
• 56:00
  And so because of that, I want to declare now that if Chris
• 56:05
  Cantwell invented looks maxing, then it is definitively,
• 56:08
  objectively and provably gay. I mean, you really can't.
• 56:16
  You can really can't argue with that.
• 56:19
  Because he's the gayest guy that's ever been gay.
• 56:21
  I keep saying that, but it's true.
• 56:24
  I don't think any gay guy I know of has ever wrote a book about
• 56:27
  how he shared a fucking sex toy with another man, but he did.
• 56:35
  I mean, that's not really something I would, that's not,
• 56:38
  that's not really something that like you would advertise if you
• 56:43
  weren't gay. Right.
• 56:47
  And so, yeah, if the original looks and also all the things
• 56:51
  looks maxers do are the same things gay guys do.
• 56:56
  Did you, have you heard the best?
• 56:57
  Have you seen this, Sam? I mean, I mean, yeah, from the
• 57:02
  little, from little I have seen, it sure does seem like it.
• 57:07
  Yeah, so looks Maxing is gay, confirmed here live on the
• 57:10
  Whitfield report. You're welcome.
• 57:14
  What you got to do instead is like I've been saying, you got
• 57:17
  yeah, you got to speak some game.
• 57:21
  You got to not be a little bitch and maybe make some jokes.
• 57:26
  If you're not funny, I guess you're disqualified from that,
• 57:28
  but that's usually what works. Oh, he's back ladies, you can
• 57:38
  help me. He spits game.
• 57:42
  Tough to stop him sometimes. Right, Yeah, I do.
• 57:46
  I do speak gay and and and occasionally I look like a
• 57:49
  serial color, according according to Morpheus.
• 57:53
  Tonight, you do. But but that's also unfair
• 57:57
  because we don't know what Morpheus looks like, so how do
• 58:00
  we know that he's not a serial killer?
• 58:06
  Well, all right, so. I believe the 5th Sir.
• 58:09
  Gay people and it looks maxing and so forth.
• 58:15
  I mean, same thing. Elijah Schaefer.
• 58:18
  Somebody should be asking him about Cantwell.
• 58:23
  Yeah, that's come up. Actually a lot of people have
• 58:27
  asked that I, I don't know, but they definitely had a
• 58:30
  relationship. Not, I guess I'm not saying
• 58:33
  relationship like they were putting it in each other's butt,
• 58:36
  but they had a working relationship at one point.
• 58:38
  Publicly, yes. But they may have been sharing a
• 58:40
  toy, right? So, and the reason why you
• 58:43
  wouldn't have read that anywhere is because you weren't looking
• 58:46
  in children's libraries. Sam got run.
• 58:52
  At schools. Well damn, there goes that joke.
• 58:55
  No, no, it landed. Humbled fan.
• 59:00
  That landed yeah, but on on again the subject of spit and
• 59:07
  game. I gave some advice on this show
• 59:09
  like a month ago. That is now my hit song on Suno.
• 59:14
  It's called is we fucking know what?
• 59:16
  Check it out a. Lot of girls like.
• 59:18
  That hilarious reason? We spoke about that song last
• 59:22
  time, huh? No, no, that was the one
• 59:25
  featuring you, which was called Bitch.
• 59:27
  Show me that pussy. This is is yo bitch as we
• 59:30
  fucking about two different songs.
• 59:32
  Oh, OK. Both come from this show though.
• 59:36
  Right. Both are fantastic.
• 59:39
  How many how many albums have have have you made now back just
• 59:46
  based off of this? I have like 4 albums in the
• 59:52
  works but that's not fair because a lot of it is stuff I'd
• 59:55
  already done and I'm just remastering, remixing and
• 59:58
  putting vocals on it. So.
• 1:00:02
  I have. One, you can make it sound like
• 1:00:04
  there's no effort inside the rap industry, which I would
• 1:00:08
  originally have said you're absolutely correct about,
• 1:00:11
  because it's just putting vocals on someone else's music and
• 1:00:14
  occasionally shuffling it around a little bit.
• 1:00:17
  Yeah. But it's hard because of the
• 1:00:19
  timing. Yeah, that's that's the biggest
• 1:00:22
  trick in doing it. And I will say.
• 1:00:24
  You got to have her, I'm sure, but that's what.
• 1:00:28
  The music's for the the the AI is really adept at remixing my
• 1:00:34
  beats and getting rid of like awful background noise.
• 1:00:39
  Guilty. Awful background noise.
• 1:00:44
  What? Yeah, you know, well, actually
• 1:00:49
  legitimately there's a couple of chips.
• 1:00:53
  I won't say the AI does the same thing that the DLSS thing does
• 1:00:58
  sometimes because I purposely make songs that are disharmonic
• 1:01:03
  sometimes and purposely have like distortion and things and
• 1:01:08
  it will clean them and I get mad.
• 1:01:12
  That better than the great with polyrhythms either.
• 1:01:15
  It wants everything to sound pretty, and I understand that
• 1:01:19
  most music does. Sometimes you want grunge
• 1:01:22
  though. Yeah, so trying to teach it to
• 1:01:24
  be a little grittier to use different sounds.
• 1:01:28
  It's. Just got me thinking of Robert
• 1:01:29
  De Niro and singing I feel. Pretty, yeah.
• 1:01:39
  Goddamnit. Specially.
• 1:01:42
  It's giving analyzed that was pretty fucking funny.
• 1:01:46
  It's giving me a different take on AII think than most people
• 1:01:50
  have and. I.
• 1:01:52
  I don't know if you will hear it here first because Sam, you
• 1:01:55
  don't even know what I'm going to say.
• 1:01:56
  I think the AI slop is going to lead to a human art renaissance
• 1:02:01
  within 10 years. Oh, I don't that I that wouldn't
• 1:02:08
  surprise me. That wouldn't surprise me at
• 1:02:09
  all. You're, you're already seeing
• 1:02:11
  like Gen. Z like really getting into
• 1:02:14
  physical media because of all the, you know, because of all
• 1:02:19
  the digital shit. Well, I don't just mean in that
• 1:02:25
  way. No, no, no, no, I know, but
• 1:02:28
  that's in. This way, so AI, this is this is
• 1:02:32
  what I mean, AI can make a good song for anybody in a second,
• 1:02:37
  right? So like making a good song is
• 1:02:40
  not that big of a skill, but a power user can make a great
• 1:02:44
  song, add what they're taking to it.
• 1:02:46
  It has a whole studio mode that you don't have to use AI at all
• 1:02:49
  in Suno, just for the record. You can make everything
• 1:02:52
  yourself, and most of what I make is I made myself.
• 1:02:56
  But regardless, if you combine people who are skilled at making
• 1:02:59
  music and skilled at navigating the AI, you're going, there's
• 1:03:03
  those people are going to rise to the top naturally.
• 1:03:06
  And so you're going to have like pinnacle art that comes out of
• 1:03:09
  AI. Simultaneously, what you're
• 1:03:11
  talking about I think is going to happen too.
• 1:03:13
  People are going to search for authentic human art and there's
• 1:03:16
  going to be essentially a cottage industry built up around
• 1:03:19
  music, art and things. Yeah.
• 1:03:22
  Allow me to well, there's a variety of vulgar ways I could
• 1:03:29
  say allow me to slightly temper your your optimism for no good
• 1:03:34
  reason. No, I mean, there's already.
• 1:03:39
  There's already, but. It's not going to temper my
• 1:03:41
  fucking optimism. There's already there's already
• 1:03:46
  a meta here of multiple layers of it too.
• 1:03:50
  Prompt engineering or as as the funny woman herself on Lex said,
• 1:03:58
  slop riggers. That has already been taken over
• 1:04:05
  by AIS who are better at making prompts for other AIS.
• 1:04:11
  In fact, there is multiple layers of that deep that you go.
• 1:04:15
  Yeah, Suno does that really well actually, because all if you
• 1:04:20
  type in styles and then you fucking have it fix your thing,
• 1:04:24
  you'll get a better result, but I I don't what I'm.
• 1:04:28
  Saying is that I don't have. It with my instrumentation so I
• 1:04:31
  don't use that feature, but it is there where the AI will
• 1:04:34
  already clean up your prompts to make it better for the AI.
• 1:04:38
  Yeah. I'm what I'm saying is that the
• 1:04:41
  idea that there's going to be some renaissance wherein these
• 1:04:47
  tools are used by people of some of some sufficient skill to
• 1:04:55
  create art that reflects the skill needed to input a prompt
• 1:05:03
  of some sort, you'll be woefully disappointed in that these
• 1:05:07
  people will just be whoever is autistic enough to hyper focus
• 1:05:11
  on just getting that particular form art to pass through.
• 1:05:16
  Yes, I'm not saying there won't be slop.
• 1:05:20
  Though. I'm what I'm saying is that it
• 1:05:22
  is going to be slop, not that it will be a cream on top of it.
• 1:05:27
  I disagree. I think it's already there.
• 1:05:29
  I think on SUNO I'm being hooked up with all these really
• 1:05:32
  talented artists who play actual instruments and we're I'm making
• 1:05:36
  better songs. Because if I put in a prompt or
• 1:05:38
  I take some guy playing on the piano, remix his track and
• 1:05:42
  really go in and do it, you will see a huge fucking difference.
• 1:05:45
  Now allow me to go ahead and and be the the last Thursday is them
• 1:05:49
  asshole because let's be fair, all untestable hypothesis are
• 1:05:53
  made by just assholes. Are you certain that these are
• 1:05:57
  actual people that are playing instruments that are real?
• 1:06:00
  Yes. Have you seen any of them in
• 1:06:02
  person? Yes, no no, not in person.
• 1:06:06
  They're just putting a fucking 4K videos of them playing
• 1:06:09
  instruments right? We have 4K videos.
• 1:06:13
  They're all fake, Craig. They're all.
• 1:06:15
  We have 4K videos of some of them are well.
• 1:06:17
  Known musicians, but that's, you know, they're fake too.
• 1:06:20
  We have we have 4K videos of cats playing instruments on
• 1:06:24
  porches and women chastising them and you go.
• 1:06:27
  Look, you go look through soon on hook and you'll see that
• 1:06:30
  you're wrong. What's up guys?
• 1:06:34
  Oh, not not much, Phil. And and by the way, your audio
• 1:06:37
  sounds great actually. Thanks.
• 1:06:40
  Well, I mean I, I'm sure. Some of them are fake by the
• 1:06:44
  way, but. I'm just being a Dick, famous.
• 1:06:46
  Well known musicians are faking on Suno.
• 1:06:50
  Playing 30 seconds of a song is a retarded claim to make.
• 1:06:55
  You know that, right? That's why I made it.
• 1:06:58
  OK, fair enough. Yeah.
• 1:07:01
  I guess I was being a last Thursday of him pendant.
• 1:07:05
  Well, well, now he's just. Now he's just convention.
• 1:07:10
  No, I get it. I get it.
• 1:07:11
  People think that AI is just only going to be slopped
• 1:07:15
  forever. And that's probably what people.
• 1:07:18
  Would think they're they're seeing the free results of it is
• 1:07:21
  what they're seeing yeah, from like that's.
• 1:07:24
  Everything. The bottom.
• 1:07:25
  Tier of everything you have your you're going to have your great
• 1:07:29
  inventions and then you're going to have your mountains of porn
• 1:07:33
  and all that other destructive shit.
• 1:07:35
  It's going to be all of it. Like you just embrace it all.
• 1:07:38
  That is one of those industries that is rife for disruption on
• 1:07:41
  this one. The oldest profession is about
• 1:07:43
  to be totally blown out of the fucking water.
• 1:07:46
  You're going to see the price of pussy online go from $5 or a
• 1:07:52
  cheeseburger to $0.05. Which is really.
• 1:07:58
  Disturbing in dystopian. I said fuckable robots is going
• 1:08:02
  to be the end of humanity. Like that we're talking about in
• 1:08:05
  the digital arena too, like. Yeah, look.
• 1:08:07
  Hey, then the but. That's AI girlfriends is already
• 1:08:11
  like 1 shotted a portion of the population.
• 1:08:13
  Yep, Yeah, just just wait until. Like Only Fans is going to go
• 1:08:17
  away because of it. They're going to say they're
• 1:08:19
  going to try and advertise real flesh in their.
• 1:08:22
  AI Oh, that's going to be bad. Keep.
• 1:08:25
  There's already successful, you know, titty streamers on on
• 1:08:30
  Twitch and so on that are just dudes with a fucking AI overlay.
• 1:08:37
  Yeah, people. People are all.
• 1:08:38
  Youtubers effectively. People are people are already
• 1:08:43
  paying effectively from what I've heard.
• 1:08:46
  Of course they are. They're fucking.
• 1:08:47
  People hold on the AI girlfriends is beyond that
• 1:08:50
  because there's no person involved at all.
• 1:08:54
  Things like Replica, which is a paid service that has a whole
• 1:08:57
  little game involved, dude are definitely.
• 1:09:00
  Just level up your girlfriend that like I when I saw that it
• 1:09:04
  was like they're there are 12 year old girlfriend.
• 1:09:08
  Hold on, this is the creepy part that keeps a memory of your
• 1:09:12
  conversations and it and you have access to that.
• 1:09:15
  You can actually delete stuff from its memory, all that shit.
• 1:09:19
  It's wild. Whereas with a real life
• 1:09:21
  girlfriend, they will remember that shit for seven years and
• 1:09:23
  use it against you. For a verb.
• 1:09:26
  You see, you're supposed to be a man and hone your skills at
• 1:09:29
  dodging shit. I have a real flesh and blood
• 1:09:33
  girlfriend who will throw it back at you 7 years later when
• 1:09:36
  you least expect. Hey, I will forget about it when
• 1:09:40
  you tell it to ladies, you're going to need to let some shit
• 1:09:44
  go. Or or be caring when you don't
• 1:09:51
  have a man who dodges immediately if it does hit them
• 1:09:54
  right in the face and they don't know what the fuck to do about
• 1:09:56
  it. You've got to be ready to go
• 1:09:58
  ahead and get the steak out of the fridge.
• 1:10:00
  Put it on their black eye, you know, say, hey, man, look, when
• 1:10:05
  I said I remember that conversation, it mortally
• 1:10:07
  wounded my passion for you in bed.
• 1:10:09
  And I didn't mean to say your Dick was that small.
• 1:10:14
  You know, you got to go ahead and bring it back down a notch.
• 1:10:17
  You got to like start to form a real relationship again, which,
• 1:10:20
  what are they bringing to the table?
• 1:10:25
  I have to say, like that's The funny thing is, is, you know,
• 1:10:29
  you got to start asking what people are bringing to the table
• 1:10:32
  in our relationship. You, you think they would just
• 1:10:33
  be a real human. But it turns out that, you know,
• 1:10:36
  all you have to do for guys is be nice and, and, and give them
• 1:10:39
  some Peace of Mind at home. And that's too much to ask for
• 1:10:44
  some people. Yeah.
• 1:10:47
  Well, that's fine. They'll have, they always have
• 1:10:49
  the one aisle in the store, you know, Kitty litter, cat food,
• 1:10:54
  meals for one, wine and boxes and and so on.
• 1:10:59
  Well, we, we, well, we've, we've been saying that for years.
• 1:11:02
  All all that men want is quiet, basically.
• 1:11:06
  Well it's not even quiet. It's like, can I like your home
• 1:11:09
  is supposed to be a place we go back to to feel good after doing
• 1:11:13
  an entire day of shit you don't want to do.
• 1:11:16
  Home is supposed to be your peace.
• 1:11:18
  Right. And that doesn't mean you, that
• 1:11:20
  doesn't mean it has to be like perfectly kept and everything in
• 1:11:23
  its place and so on. It doesn't even mean you have to
• 1:11:26
  have a meal hot and on the table when you walk in the door.
• 1:11:30
  It just means it doesn't. It needs to not be more or worse
• 1:11:34
  than the work you did all fucking day.
• 1:11:36
  Facts. You show up at home and it's a
• 1:11:39
  war zone because you pissed off the wrong person last night and
• 1:11:43
  they sleep next to you. Yeah, that, that sucks.
• 1:11:47
  Tweet Tweet that was going on the last couple days of a
• 1:11:49
  gentleman sleeping in his car for an hour after getting home
• 1:11:52
  from work because he didn't didn't want to deal with his
• 1:11:54
  nagging ass wife. That's terrible.
• 1:11:57
  That means that he needs to get better at communicating, right?
• 1:12:00
  And she needs to be less of a bitch probably.
• 1:12:02
  But like he needs to be better at communicating.
• 1:12:04
  Like that's the other thing. You can't just like just like
• 1:12:07
  wait for something to blow up and then make it their fault.
• 1:12:09
  That's that's opposed to behavior.
• 1:12:12
  My. Strategy got to fix both.
• 1:12:13
  I'm constantly fucking with my wife and eventually she smacks
• 1:12:18
  me one and then we laugh. Because it's funny.
• 1:12:22
  Yeah. And it's usually on the show on
• 1:12:24
  Wednesday nights. You say, you say We teach dogs
• 1:12:27
  this when they're little by letting them bite your hand.
• 1:12:30
  People. Because there's a point where
• 1:12:33
  you like, they bite a little too hard and you punish them for it.
• 1:12:37
  But that's when they learn like how to bite to say know and have
• 1:12:42
  boundaries. If your dog doesn't know how to
• 1:12:44
  have boundaries. And I'm not saying this is
• 1:12:47
  directly analogous to a wife because they're not dogs.
• 1:12:50
  Dogs you can train like also. Also, you don't ride.
• 1:12:58
  I'm, I'm, I'm dodging chunkletas from 3000 miles away right now.
• 1:13:02
  Just yeah. Yeah, but you also you don't
• 1:13:06
  ride dogs. Yeah, this isn't Iran.
• 1:13:09
  We're not riding any animals. No, and Iran does.
• 1:13:12
  They don't ride dogs there, they just allow black men to ride
• 1:13:15
  them. That would be the story of Al
• 1:13:17
  Zut. If you haven't read that hadith,
• 1:13:20
  Al Zut is 1 to read. Hold on, Sam's got his book out
• 1:13:24
  and he hasn't promoed it all day and I'm going to have Shmuley's
• 1:13:27
  going to yell at me for that. Show the book.
• 1:13:30
  Well, So what? What I was going to say is if if
• 1:13:32
  you wanted something that was made using AI as a tool but
• 1:13:37
  isn't swap, you should pick up American Inferno book #5 In the
• 1:13:44
  Shadows of Deception saga dedicated to Charlie Kirk.
• 1:13:51
  Apparently Candace Owens's fans are mad at me for writing this.
• 1:13:56
  So cool, but. Why would they be upset they
• 1:14:00
  can't read? Exactly, exactly.
• 1:14:05
  Well, they're all subscribing because the audio book hasn't
• 1:14:08
  come, hasn't come out yet, but it will be out.
• 1:14:12
  I mean, I could see why the men who follow her would be angry
• 1:14:15
  because reading that book does scientifically, as we have
• 1:14:19
  established there has been studies on this makes your penis
• 1:14:23
  bigger so. Well, yeah.
• 1:14:25
  That was for night of the To be fair, the data we had was on
• 1:14:28
  night of the vigilante. We do not have data yet.
• 1:14:32
  So we still have test studies that we're doing on this well.
• 1:14:34
  Yes, our team of offensiologists, the
• 1:14:38
  offensiologists are hard at work analyzing the effects of
• 1:14:41
  American Inferno right now, and they're very positive in early
• 1:14:45
  testing. Well, I I do know.
• 1:14:47
  That the size increase is probably going to be a guarantee
• 1:14:50
  once the data gets in. I do know that this book is
• 1:14:53
  endorsed by Craig's engineering colleague Steve over on the
• 1:15:00
  Vacant title podcast Who's Who's.
• 1:15:04
  Although, although I know, I know that Steve thinks himself
• 1:15:08
  better than Craig. So he would probably cringe if
• 1:15:10
  I'd hold if I if I'd hold him. Craig's calling, but he, he is
• 1:15:20
  so and Steve's just going to have to deal with that.
• 1:15:25
  So. Well, how?
• 1:15:27
  Shit, if I type in American Inferno on Amazon, look what
• 1:15:30
  pops up first. I I would imagine it's, it's my
• 1:15:38
  book, so. Yeah, that's better than the
• 1:15:41
  alternatives. Yeah.
• 1:15:47
  And yeah, I'm in the process of writing book 6 already because
• 1:15:52
  man, there's a, there's a lot of stuff that has got that has like
• 1:15:59
  gone on between when I started writing this and now.
• 1:16:04
  So. But anyway.
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  Oh. Man, you're breaking my balls at
• 1:16:11
  this price, Sir. What?
• 1:16:16
  What Like what? What, what, what $15?
• 1:16:24
  Hey, those blue smoking hookers isn't going to pay for itself,
• 1:16:27
  all right? Yeah, money up the cash.
• 1:16:31
  Yeah, well, I mean and. The the honest answer as to why
• 1:16:36
  that is is because most people pick up the e-book anyway and
• 1:16:39
  the physical print cost more. Yeah, physical print is better.
• 1:16:44
  Of course, yeah, everybody. I don't know.
• 1:16:47
  We're probably the buyers of the most physical prints of them, to
• 1:16:51
  be honest. I I would imagine.
• 1:16:54
  Well actually actually my my physical copies usually outdo
• 1:16:58
  the usually like outsell the digital.
• 1:17:02
  I mean, I do recommend this book out to people or not, Not this
• 1:17:06
  book, this book series out to people.
• 1:17:08
  Yeah, which I, which I really, which I really appreciate that.
• 1:17:12
  That's that's, that's, that's the other thing though, is like
• 1:17:14
  people are always like people always like your books are $15
• 1:17:19
  and it's like, well, yeah, but like I make, I make like $7.00
• 1:17:23
  because Amazon takes like their share for printing and.
• 1:17:30
  And it's I mean. They're also generally set at
• 1:17:33
  the lowest prices he's allowed just now I'll.
• 1:17:37
  I'll be fair on this one. The book that you could find on
• 1:17:40
  Amazon right now that well, I actually don't even have me
• 1:17:43
  directly listed as an author, but the book you can find on
• 1:17:46
  Amazon that has me in it was from the ACS series.
• 1:17:53
  And when I bought my first copy of it, I got a second one that
• 1:17:57
  was like 50 bucks. My first copy was like 185.
• 1:18:02
  Yeah, so, but it's an academic book, so they just fucking add
• 1:18:08
  zeros to a normal book price. Yeah.
• 1:18:12
  Fucking insanity. Yeah, I wouldn't pay that much
• 1:18:14
  for a demand. Kind of deal.
• 1:18:17
  Yeah, academic, academic books, the.
• 1:18:20
  Demand is forced in a lot of cases.
• 1:18:23
  Yes, it is. Well, so this is this is this is
• 1:18:26
  the the research Symposium series by ACS.
• 1:18:29
  So it's not even like a textbook for a class.
• 1:18:31
  It's just expensive because like 100 people are going to buy it,
• 1:18:37
  you know, and or 1000 people are going to buy it.
• 1:18:40
  It's not even going to be like, you know, a textbook where,
• 1:18:43
  yeah, you're guaranteed income for it.
• 1:18:47
  Well, hey, at least you're not at.
• 1:18:49
  Least I don't get paid for it either.
• 1:18:50
  So you get paid for this, which is great.
• 1:18:53
  You, you, you haven't, you haven't published anything from
• 1:18:56
  Mick Raw Hill have, have you Craig?
• 1:18:59
  No. No.
• 1:19:00
  OK, OK, so I can so I, so I can, I can make the joke that at
• 1:19:05
  least you're not guilty of, you know, being associated with
• 1:19:08
  Epstein Island. Right.
• 1:19:12
  Right. No, it's not.
• 1:19:14
  It was funny when I was in when I was an undergrad towards the
• 1:19:17
  end, since I was doing a research with one of the
• 1:19:20
  professors in the department teaches undergrads.
• 1:19:23
  Like they, they gave me a book catalog and they said basically
• 1:19:28
  like, you know, pick, see what you think of these books because
• 1:19:31
  basically what they're going to do.
• 1:19:32
  Because the one guy was the Indian professor immigrant long
• 1:19:39
  time ago. So like he was, he's been here
• 1:19:41
  most of his life, but you know, family in India and so on.
• 1:19:43
  And his buddy who I, who was technically my actual direct
• 1:19:47
  report doctor Johns, Lou Johns. Hope he's still alive.
• 1:19:52
  He's kind of old at the time, but he he gave me this, you
• 1:19:57
  know, thing he said, you know, see which ones he thinking of.
• 1:19:59
  His thing to help students out is he would go back to India
• 1:20:04
  with his colleague, you know, great friends that they are.
• 1:20:09
  They could find textbooks for like 15 bucks a pop.
• 1:20:14
  Full English variety too. Not like, you know, some
• 1:20:17
  translation from an Indian dialect.
• 1:20:21
  It was legitimately the English copies.
• 1:20:26
  Buy them for like 15 bucks a pop, bring them back.
• 1:20:28
  You know, they could bring them back to the US and to cover the
• 1:20:30
  cost of the transport, sell basically at cost at like 85
• 1:20:35
  bucks versus like the $350.00 they're charging in the library.
• 1:20:41
  So he's asking me like to undercut the fucking student.
• 1:20:44
  Like the student union library. That's just like holy shit.
• 1:20:50
  Well, I'm not going to cover the seven different ways this is
• 1:20:53
  illegal, but I'm fucking there for you, man.
• 1:20:56
  Let's do it. Yeah.
• 1:21:00
  But he had a couple of copies for me to look through.
• 1:21:01
  It was just like, what am I supposed to look at for?
• 1:21:03
  It was like, well, you know, see the quality of the problems.
• 1:21:06
  They don't tell you this shit. You think those homework
• 1:21:09
  problems at the end of the chapters are fucking annoying?
• 1:21:12
  Going through school? If you want to teach the class,
• 1:21:15
  if you want to see if the book is worth a damn, you've got to
• 1:21:18
  do them yourself. And then you got to compare the
• 1:21:21
  solution manual at the end too. Just say like hey, does the
• 1:21:24
  solution annual actually match up with any other shit?
• 1:21:29
  It's like, God damn I didn't think it was going to be that
• 1:21:31
  much of a pain in the ass. Turns out This is why they don't
• 1:21:34
  choose different textbooks so often.
• 1:21:37
  Took a semester of homework in two weeks.
• 1:21:42
  Yeah, I, I would, I would imagine, I, I, I would imagine
• 1:21:50
  that trying to sort of through those things is a pain.
• 1:21:53
  But anyway, Phil, I imagine you have a lot to say on Iran and
• 1:22:00
  and whatnot. Yeah, it's it's well, it is kind
• 1:22:08
  of confusing to me. I I like obviously Iran, they,
• 1:22:15
  they needed, they needed in a perfect world, they'd be taken
• 1:22:19
  down. But like the quagmire is what
• 1:22:22
  we're witnessing right now with the Strait of Hormuz.
• 1:22:25
  And that's like why nobody's nobody had fucked around with it
• 1:22:29
  until, till Trump. But like, I'm just like, like,
• 1:22:38
  obviously people are hoping that this doesn't end up being, you
• 1:22:42
  know, another Iraq or Afghanistan or whatever.
• 1:22:48
  And I don't think it will be. But I mean.
• 1:22:53
  I, I would add to that, that we agree with you on that, that
• 1:22:56
  it's, it's a different situation, I mean.
• 1:22:59
  It's it's one, yeah, I mean the, the people that are saying, the
• 1:23:03
  people that are saying that, oh, this is going to be another I, I
• 1:23:07
  like, I'm giving Trump the I'm giving Trump the benefit of the
• 1:23:10
  doubt. One, he's earned it.
• 1:23:11
  And two, like it, it's like the every, every step that he has
• 1:23:16
  taken compared to Afghanistan and Iraq has been completely
• 1:23:21
  different. And not I, I just thought I, I
• 1:23:27
  don't think that it's going to be that I don't.
• 1:23:31
  Think we're going to see any Mission Accomplished banners
• 1:23:34
  anytime soon? Well, I don't think it's, it's
• 1:23:38
  just going to be a, it'll be just like a, it'll be just like
• 1:23:43
  Trump normally does. He'll just be he'll, he'll do
• 1:23:46
  it, they'll do the job and he'll get the fuck out.
• 1:23:48
  I mean, then whenever he decides that the job is done, he's
• 1:23:52
  getting the fuck out. It's not going to be some well,
• 1:23:56
  we're going to we're going to have stations there.
• 1:23:58
  I I like there's, there's some people are nervous about like
• 1:24:02
  if, if there's going to be like a base set up at the Strait of
• 1:24:06
  Hormuz to like kind of wait, which which wouldn't be tear,
• 1:24:11
  wouldn't be a tear. Like, I don't know how terrible
• 1:24:15
  of an idea that would be. Like if you just had a, if you
• 1:24:18
  had a base and then you just started charging terrorists on
• 1:24:23
  strict or moose, like that'd be kind of that'd be kind of
• 1:24:28
  entertaining, especially with the courts striking down a lot
• 1:24:31
  of the tariffs that like Trump tried to, to pass.
• 1:24:37
  Like that would be kind of funny, but like.
• 1:24:41
  But I mean, realistically, you know, as I do, we have bases
• 1:24:45
  close by to where setting up a base isn't necessarily going to
• 1:24:49
  be a top priority at this point. But I'm saying on air, a base,
• 1:24:56
  like the if the base would be at the street at the straight, like
• 1:25:00
  we just say, Oh, and and I know that probably piss off I well,
• 1:25:05
  we don't give we clearly we don't give a.
• 1:25:07
  Fuck. I'm not saying it's out of the
• 1:25:08
  realm possibility. I think certainly when the
• 1:25:11
  conflict dies down, people are going to start talking about
• 1:25:13
  that immediately. I think they're already talking
• 1:25:17
  about it. Yeah, I think.
• 1:25:19
  I mean, people, people like regular people on the street.
• 1:25:22
  Now, I'm not seeing that brought up a lot, but what I am seeing
• 1:25:26
  is people are worried about boots on the ground.
• 1:25:28
  But I'm, I don't think that's the case.
• 1:25:30
  Like I said, I'm going to give Trump the benefit of a doubt
• 1:25:32
  because he's not put boots on the ground yet.
• 1:25:35
  He's taking boots off the ground.
• 1:25:37
  And it's not. And when you're sending and like
• 1:25:40
  when you're sending like Delta Force and Special Forces, that's
• 1:25:44
  not added like that's not really adding any significant cost
• 1:25:49
  because you're spending that money on those troops that
• 1:25:52
  they're, they're out in those missions anyway.
• 1:25:56
  And that cost is just is that's just the sunk cost like that's.
• 1:26:01
  When people say boots on the ground, that's not usually what
• 1:26:04
  they're referring to. No, no, they're they're
• 1:26:06
  referring to like normal, normal Joe Blow troops, you know which?
• 1:26:12
  I don't think and boots on the ground people are making a a
• 1:26:17
  whole mountain out of a molehill.
• 1:26:18
  Earlier about the Marine Expeditionary Force that had
• 1:26:22
  been sent out there about 3000 troops across like 5 boats.
• 1:26:27
  That's for quick excursions if there's a need.
• 1:26:31
  Like if say a plane went down and we needed to send in our
• 1:26:35
  boys to get the pilots back out. It's it's.
• 1:26:38
  Not meant to hold the ground. Yeah.
• 1:26:41
  This is not these 3000 troops is not going to take a country.
• 1:26:45
  We would send in like 300,000 troops if we wanted to do that
• 1:26:50
  shit. Although, although the way
• 1:26:52
  although the way the way Tucker Carlson was talking out at the
• 1:26:58
  the other day, you would have thought that those those 3000
• 1:27:03
  troops are basically like the entirety of.
• 1:27:05
  Middle Fucker Carlson, Sorry. Yeah.
• 1:27:09
  I I. I'm I'm keeping my prayers for
• 1:27:12
  all the troops because we are in an active combat situation and I
• 1:27:16
  don't want any of our men and women to be harmed in it.
• 1:27:19
  Well, they could have been French and waited until the
• 1:27:21
  missiles and drones weren't a threat.
• 1:27:24
  Yeah. Like but but like this is
• 1:27:27
  incredible like honestly, like our this the last two weeks has
• 1:27:33
  re reminded me that we are the best military in world
• 1:27:38
  civilization history. Like there is not.
• 1:27:42
  I like to do this against Iran, right, which which we thought
• 1:27:48
  that Iran was like a, a, a power player in the world like not
• 1:27:54
  obviously they're not like the mega like you when you think
• 1:27:58
  mega powers like, you know, I, you know, Russia and China, but.
• 1:28:03
  Or Hulk Hogan. They.
• 1:28:05
  They but people. Thought.
• 1:28:07
  But they are definitely the mid. Card right, right.
• 1:28:12
  But but to but to dash them with almost the insane ease like it
• 1:28:18
  was it just looked casual like like just everything gone, like
• 1:28:23
  your navy's gone. Your Air Force is gone.
• 1:28:26
  Normally they're the mid Carter, but we make it look like.
• 1:28:29
  A good jobber by the way, the biggest losers out of all of
• 1:28:32
  this is Russia like Russia is are the biggest lose because
• 1:28:37
  because you look at you look at Venezuela and then you look at
• 1:28:40
  Iran both of them had Russian what was supposed to be Russian
• 1:28:46
  air defense that. Didn't.
• 1:28:48
  I would argue at that point that was Chinese tech, not Russian.
• 1:28:53
  Well, no, there, there. Well, there was Russian.
• 1:28:57
  Well, they had S3 and S4, hundreds in both countries.
• 1:29:01
  It was a mix between whatever they could have, like whatever
• 1:29:05
  China. I would say the biggest loser in
• 1:29:07
  all of this right now is China because Russia might be selling
• 1:29:11
  them oil. And and.
• 1:29:15
  Russia gets pretty good wins out of this, especially if they can.
• 1:29:19
  Well, they well. They'll win.
• 1:29:20
  They'll win from an energy standpoint, but from a, from
• 1:29:23
  from a. Oh, from a tech standpoint,
• 1:29:26
  they've always sucked. From a defense tech standpoint,
• 1:29:29
  like people were, people were talking so much shit about how
• 1:29:33
  awesome Russia. Gets better.
• 1:29:36
  Tech was, and we went through that like a hot knife through
• 1:29:40
  butter. Like it?
• 1:29:41
  Was so, I guess just way better. So you know what's going on in
• 1:29:45
  Cuba, right? Yeah.
• 1:29:47
  Where China has four spy stations that run on Russian
• 1:29:53
  tech and all of them are right now suffering rolling blackouts
• 1:29:59
  because Trump decided to sell their private sector oil and
• 1:30:05
  starve them via embargo. Effectively an embargo by
• 1:30:10
  telling every other country if you send them oil we're going to
• 1:30:12
  tear up the fuck out of you. So we undercut the government of
• 1:30:16
  the entire country, Cuba, not that it was, you know, that
• 1:30:20
  massive to begin with. Like we undercut them by selling
• 1:30:23
  to the private sector for cheap and telling every other country
• 1:30:27
  that wanted to send them oil. If you send oil, not only are we
• 1:30:30
  going to take the oil you try to send them, we're going to tear
• 1:30:33
  off the ever loving fuck out of you.
• 1:30:36
  And we've been stealing. I'd say we've been taking the
• 1:30:39
  oil from the Russian ghost ships that they've been trying to send
• 1:30:42
  in. They tried to stealth some oil
• 1:30:43
  and we just take it. The the other big effect that
• 1:30:47
  that's having in Cuba, by the way, is it's putting mad
• 1:30:49
  pressure on the regime from the people who can't get electricity
• 1:30:54
  and oil no more at all, basically.
• 1:30:56
  We're about to buy Cuba. That's what's going to happen.
• 1:31:00
  It's going to be like the price of a sandwich.
• 1:31:02
  The problem the problem in lies. Have a make us a sandwich.
• 1:31:07
  The problem that in lies with Cuba and in and in and in and in
• 1:31:11
  and out of that too. It's like in a perfect world,
• 1:31:15
  you'd want the people to rise up and, you know, to do their do
• 1:31:19
  their thing. But like.
• 1:31:22
  What's happening in Iran? These people are being have been
• 1:31:25
  defanged for like decades. Like you can't have a gun, you
• 1:31:29
  can't have it like and they still have the.
• 1:31:31
  Protests saying that I think that they're going to have a
• 1:31:33
  revolution, just that the pressure is there.
• 1:31:36
  Average. People are more sweating it but.
• 1:31:39
  These these. Are we're gonna buy them?
• 1:31:41
  But don't give a shit like they they we're.
• 1:31:43
  Gonna buy them for the price of a sandwich and immunity for the
• 1:31:46
  Castro family. Yeah.
• 1:31:48
  That's, that's what it's gonna be.
• 1:31:50
  We're gonna, we're, we're gonna buy them out for the price of
• 1:31:53
  their heads. Well, from, from what?
• 1:31:56
  From what I've heard, from what I've heard, though, just kind of
• 1:31:59
  conversations, all of the people who would have tried to rise up
• 1:32:03
  against like Castro. Are here in Florida.
• 1:32:06
  Yeah, yeah, they're, yeah, they're here.
• 1:32:08
  They're yeah, they're here specifically.
• 1:32:10
  They needed the 90 miles to the Tortugas man they got here.
• 1:32:14
  Yeah, so. Yeah, it's, it's, it's wild
• 1:32:20
  shit. Like they all came over, you
• 1:32:21
  know, Elian Gonzalez and all of his.
• 1:32:23
  All that shit happened so far back now that that fat bitch
• 1:32:28
  Janet Reno, like they've, that's, that's all here now the
• 1:32:35
  people that are there, that's The thing is, is a lot of the
• 1:32:37
  collectivos, you know, the, the, the Cuban mercenaries in
• 1:32:40
  Venezuela, they haven't been able to make it back.
• 1:32:44
  So the Castro family doesn't really have all of the firepower
• 1:32:49
  on the island. They were so secure in knowing
• 1:32:52
  that they had Russian and Chinese assets on the island and
• 1:32:56
  that going direct to those directly from, say, Guantanamo
• 1:33:00
  wasn't really an option for us. The fact is right now we could
• 1:33:05
  just walk our entire military through the island and be done
• 1:33:09
  with it if we felt like it and Russia and China couldn't do
• 1:33:13
  shit about it. Is, is the Castro family even,
• 1:33:17
  like, still around though? I mean I I mean I know.
• 1:33:20
  Well, Raul's what, like 92? No one, I, I want to say this, I
• 1:33:25
  looked into this because we mentioned is Raul leaving alive
• 1:33:28
  last week. He is alive, they're saying, and
• 1:33:31
  he's alive. Nobody has seen him in public in
• 1:33:33
  two years. Because he's in a fucking bed.
• 1:33:37
  Yeah, he's in. AI would imagine he is alive,
• 1:33:39
  but he's sick. He's probably almost in Hospice
• 1:33:42
  at this point. Yeah, but he he's he's 92.
• 1:33:44
  He's he's in a bed. But as.
• 1:33:46
  Far as he gets up to shit if he can.
• 1:33:49
  As far as they say, he is still the Supreme Leader and he still
• 1:33:53
  makes the decisions. That's what they say.
• 1:33:55
  And his decision should be Yeah, America 51st bait.
• 1:34:01
  I think it might be if it was anybody except Raul Castro, to
• 1:34:04
  be honest. With him, right?
• 1:34:07
  Well, I think his, his, his extended family, I think is more
• 1:34:09
  reasonable than he is. And like they're willing, I
• 1:34:13
  think they're willing to cut a deal here, but we're not asking
• 1:34:15
  for much. It's simple.
• 1:34:17
  Give us access to these 4 installations.
• 1:34:20
  I've been waiting so long for the Castro brothers to die
• 1:34:22
  because I think that with them we'll die.
• 1:34:24
  Cuban Communism. So like that's The thing is, is
• 1:34:28
  they've opened up their private their their they've opened up a
• 1:34:33
  private sector, yes, in communist cube that's no longer
• 1:34:37
  communism. It's done like their their stock
• 1:34:40
  market for what it was. China said that we liberalized
• 1:34:44
  markets in specific cities and it worked for us.
• 1:34:47
  So it's still kind of communism, guys.
• 1:34:49
  Go ahead. Yeah, China sold them on.
• 1:34:51
  Yeah, so, so, so Cuba's private stock market for what it was
• 1:34:56
  worth doubled in value overnight when we started selling them oil
• 1:35:02
  and and cut off the government from oil.
• 1:35:04
  Yeah, when they when they capitulated and they admitted
• 1:35:07
  and said that it is fine because they couldn't do shit about it,
• 1:35:11
  that the private sector has a private market now.
• 1:35:16
  That's that is the knees going out like it's it's on life
• 1:35:19
  support as you said, probably with Raul.
• 1:35:24
  And, and to be fair, because I think China's a different beast
• 1:35:27
  now, Cuba is the last Cold War state left standing now with
• 1:35:32
  Iran on its knees. I was going to say I would argue
• 1:35:35
  Iran's the last one. But you're going to think he's
• 1:35:39
  brought Iran. So that's the thing.
• 1:35:41
  So what I was saying when they were rising up is what the
• 1:35:44
  fuck's the name of the the group?
• 1:35:45
  It's like a bija or whatever the fuck it is that the bellies,
• 1:35:49
  whatever the hell that force is a police force.
• 1:35:52
  They are dropping their weapons and running the fuck away right
• 1:35:57
  now from people They are getting shot at in the street by the
• 1:36:04
  people of Iran who are fucking done with them and they are
• 1:36:08
  being run out of towns. So the shit's hitting the fan
• 1:36:12
  there. Hopefully it's not going to be
• 1:36:15
  like the the shit hits the fan copy pasta because that was
• 1:36:21
  that's horror fest territory. But I mean, we're right there
• 1:36:24
  next to the place to to send in support.
• 1:36:27
  And Papavi said that as soon as as soon as basically as soon as
• 1:36:35
  they have a like a a fucking foothold, as soon as they have a
• 1:36:37
  beach head, he's going to be there kind of leading the chart,
• 1:36:42
  which bullshit. As we all know, he's going to be
• 1:36:44
  there with a personal escort and and he's going to be saying
• 1:36:47
  stuff from behind 100 people deep the least.
• 1:36:51
  But he's he's willing to be in country to over to see through,
• 1:36:57
  for lack of better words here. All the communists are going to
• 1:36:59
  wet themselves the revolution, right?
• 1:37:08
  Some people are slipping off their seats.
• 1:37:11
  What he said he he said he's willing to be there as soon as
• 1:37:14
  they get a beachhead, which, you know, power to him.
• 1:37:18
  I mean, if he's going to be the dictator that that takes over
• 1:37:21
  afterwards, he's fairly, he's fairly liked by the West.
• 1:37:25
  And he said he's willing to actually put his ass in country,
• 1:37:29
  unlike say, France to the Strait of Hormuz.
• 1:37:32
  One well, I'm surprised that I'm surprised that Castro hasn't
• 1:37:35
  called Trudeau back to Cuba. That would be because like that,
• 1:37:43
  that's the logical line of succession, right?
• 1:37:47
  I mean, I mean. Yeah, they're, they're, they're
• 1:37:50
  pissed that Trudeau left. Like what the hell?
• 1:37:54
  Well, I I was referencing the fact that, you know, Trudeau was
• 1:37:59
  supposedly an adult. Kid, I know, I know, I know.
• 1:38:02
  No, as I was saying, yeah, you know, come back to Cuba or
• 1:38:06
  whatever. Come on.
• 1:38:08
  You're you're you're part of the bloodline.
• 1:38:10
  Let's let's let's do this. Yeah, yeah, totally.
• 1:38:18
  Well, I, I, I don't know who, I don't know who was.
• 1:38:22
  I don't know who it was though. Like I I saw something on
• 1:38:25
  Twitter that like supposedly all of the Cubans who are still in
• 1:38:31
  Cuba are the ones who we would not want.
• 1:38:36
  You know, like that's not so they're a very top heavy
• 1:38:42
  population as far as their population goes.
• 1:38:45
  Yeah. Is not great because all the
• 1:38:51
  young ones have run away that's and and there's not enough
• 1:38:54
  resources to raise families anymore so like they're all
• 1:38:59
  they're you know, what's the median age they're like 50
• 1:39:03
  that's terrible that's that's almost as bad as the viewership
• 1:39:07
  of CNN and Fox News so. Yeah.
• 1:39:14
  So, so like these, these as far as worrying about 10 million
• 1:39:20
  people, it's actually, it's, it's less than I know.
• 1:39:22
  It's like it's like 9.1 and, and lowering a lot of the youth that
• 1:39:27
  were still there left to Venezuela to join the the the
• 1:39:33
  motorcycle gangs because that was like the opportunity for
• 1:39:38
  them, you know, not to diminish the fact that most of them went
• 1:39:42
  there on the promise that they get to be complete and utter
• 1:39:44
  pricks, rape, pillage and kill, but they OK, so you wouldn't get
• 1:39:53
  it, sorry, but they went down that road and and now they're
• 1:39:57
  out of the country. They either got murked by the
• 1:40:00
  people or by us. We went in and took ourselves in
• 1:40:04
  El Presidente. So.
• 1:40:06
  Which which by the way, is still awesome that we that we did
• 1:40:11
  that. We did, apparently singing his
• 1:40:14
  bleeding heart out in his little cage.
• 1:40:17
  He is apparently telling us everything and anything that we
• 1:40:21
  want to know, which I applaud wholeheartedly.
• 1:40:25
  Thank you Maduro for being such a vocal proponent for American
• 1:40:31
  prosperity Hell. Yeah.
• 1:40:33
  I am. I think that that is going to do
• 1:40:35
  wonders for him and that at some point he will be allowed out of
• 1:40:38
  prison. God willing, he will go and
• 1:40:42
  spread the gospel to other communist countries and then
• 1:40:46
  when he realizes his mistake, run his ass right back here.
• 1:40:51
  Well, I, I also love, I also love the fact that Fetterman is
• 1:40:58
  being super based right now and he was really like.
• 1:41:01
  No. And I like.
• 1:41:04
  I get he wants the middle ground, but I think that proof
• 1:41:08
  of citizenship is not a lot to ask.
• 1:41:12
  Agreed. No.
• 1:41:13
  But he has agreed to the ID thing, which I like.
• 1:41:16
  I do like that. I'm not going to, you know, I'm
• 1:41:18
  not going to give up the hole for the bad.
• 1:41:21
  Well, and I. I want him to budget, I want him
• 1:41:24
  to come toward the side of sanity on citizens being the
• 1:41:29
  only ones allowed to vote in elections.
• 1:41:32
  Yeah. Because if they're going to be
• 1:41:35
  out CDL licenses, driver's licenses, which would be those
• 1:41:42
  IDs he's talking about to fucking foreigners, especially
• 1:41:50
  when they're illegal aliens, let alone the legal resident aliens
• 1:41:53
  who are looking for a real job, which more power to those
• 1:41:56
  people. But when they're handing out an
• 1:41:59
  Ida driver's license, especially if it's ACDL and it doesn't say
• 1:42:04
  on it that they are not a citizen and it has on it the
• 1:42:09
  REAL ID *, that is a compromise of every other state's REAL ID
• 1:42:14
  integrity. And that's why they're raising
• 1:42:18
  the alarms cynically that like 5 states are the only ones that
• 1:42:21
  are going to be able to use REAL ID as the proof of citizenship
• 1:42:25
  at registration. I'm glad he's on board with,
• 1:42:28
  with presenting ID to vote. I think that's critical.
• 1:42:32
  That's huge. And I think that we could, if we
• 1:42:34
  wanted to ram through stuff and and good time, which I think is
• 1:42:38
  a a reasonable idea. And it would still cut down on
• 1:42:40
  the majority of potential fraud just having the everyone must
• 1:42:46
  present ID to vote thing. I think that could be a separate
• 1:42:49
  bill. Well.
• 1:42:51
  Fuck it, you know, just just if that's what he's going to harp
• 1:42:53
  on, do that and then chisel him down on the rest of it for
• 1:42:58
  another bill. Well, as I've said before, like
• 1:43:00
  you need you need an ID for everything else.
• 1:43:03
  Like I I couldn't. That's not an excuse.
• 1:43:06
  I, I, I love, I, I, I want it to be the excuse.
• 1:43:09
  I am very sympathetic to that. But that's not an excuse.
• 1:43:13
  It can't be. We're talking about
• 1:43:15
  constitutional mechanism for deriving the power that we put
• 1:43:19
  forth through the government. It can't be that because I have
• 1:43:23
  to use my fucking ID card to open a bank account that I need
• 1:43:27
  one to, to vote. That can't be the reason those
• 1:43:30
  have to reverse an order. No, no, I'm not.
• 1:43:33
  I'm not saying, I'm not saying that should be the reason, but
• 1:43:36
  that's. It could be a de facto one.
• 1:43:38
  OK, I get it. But like it should be, It has to
• 1:43:42
  be the other way around. We have to reverse the order of
• 1:43:44
  those those two unprecedents. It should be.
• 1:43:47
  I use my ID to vote. Therefore if a bank asks me for
• 1:43:52
  an ID or I try, I have to present ID to get a drink at a
• 1:43:56
  bar. Like shit like that should
• 1:43:58
  follow afterwards because that's an expansion of the crowd of
• 1:44:02
  people that it it covers. Because if you're a foreigner
• 1:44:05
  and you come here, they're still going to ask you for ID at the
• 1:44:07
  bar. You're not going to get asked as
• 1:44:09
  a foreigner ID to. ID at the welfare office.
• 1:44:14
  Like you, you don't get asked ID to vote, and you're allowed to
• 1:44:17
  if you're a foreigner, but you do get asked for ID and you're
• 1:44:20
  allowed to if you're asking for a drink like that.
• 1:44:24
  That is a wider category of people.
• 1:44:25
  We cannot confuse those two in a way that's going to fuck up the
• 1:44:30
  conversation about voting itself.
• 1:44:33
  It's just it does not help us. I wish it did.
• 1:44:37
  Doesn't help us. Yeah, I, I just, I just, I just
• 1:44:43
  get always irritated with though.
• 1:44:45
  Well, it's difficult for minorities to get, you know, ID
• 1:44:48
  and I'm always like. Blow it out your ass is my
• 1:44:51
  answer to that the. The only people.
• 1:44:53
  Tell that to the minorities. You're going to play all my.
• 1:44:55
  Hobbies. Have IDs.
• 1:44:58
  Right. I no I.
• 1:45:00
  All the homies have I DS. How are we like how are we going
• 1:45:04
  to go out to a bar and not have I DS?
• 1:45:06
  How are we going to buy booze? Where are we going to get 40?
• 1:45:09
  How are you going to? Do it Well, I'll tell you how.
• 1:45:12
  I'll tell you how. The people that the people that
• 1:45:14
  I would consider a reasonable edge case, the ones who are in
• 1:45:17
  an old person's home who aren't going to be the ones going to a
• 1:45:19
  bar, they're not going to open up a bank account.
• 1:45:21
  The ones who are say you're a married black woman who's hasn't
• 1:45:26
  seen a fucking Internet console and you're you're just existing
• 1:45:31
  to exist in an old people area and you've got rich children
• 1:45:35
  paying for your ass. They come by every once in a
• 1:45:37
  while, show you pictures of their snot nose little weasels
• 1:45:41
  running around their ankles, and you're loving life like that.
• 1:45:44
  But now you've got a vote between prick A and prick B and
• 1:45:47
  how do you do it? With a pencil or pen and paper?
• 1:45:51
  And you got to wait for the fucking social worker to come
• 1:45:54
  around. So you just fill out this shit
• 1:45:56
  and hand it back to them and hope that they get their asses
• 1:45:59
  to a ballot booth and drop it off in the right fucking box.
• 1:46:03
  That kind of person. I think the same social worker
• 1:46:06
  should show up and help them get a fucking ID.
• 1:46:10
  Agreed. This shit's so fucking boring.
• 1:46:12
  It's stale shit argument I've. Long made the case that they
• 1:46:16
  should not cost money. I agree, I think that I actually
• 1:46:21
  I think AI think a voting ID should be separate from your
• 1:46:24
  driver's license and regular Idi think that we should make them
• 1:46:28
  free and you should be able to get one per month.
• 1:46:30
  Let's let the libertarian asshole who feels like stressing
• 1:46:33
  the system get one every goddamn month, collect the whole set,
• 1:46:37
  and then if he gets caught voting in two different places
• 1:46:39
  because some asshole stole it, well then that's his problem.
• 1:46:46
  But like, if you lose it, you get a new ID number, you get a
• 1:46:49
  new card, and if someone gets caught with the old number, even
• 1:46:53
  if it's you, you're liable. It's so simple.
• 1:46:58
  We we've got we, we are so technologically advanced as a
• 1:47:02
  society. We can we already do this shit
• 1:47:04
  with passports and regular I DS. I agree.
• 1:47:07
  Make it free. It's it is.
• 1:47:10
  It is so cheap and so critical to the infrastructure of our
• 1:47:14
  society as a whole. We should just fucking do it.
• 1:47:17
  And. We can.
• 1:47:20
  And we can. That's the other thing.
• 1:47:21
  We can and we should. Yeah.
• 1:47:25
  We have the means and we have the political will.
• 1:47:27
  As a society, we just have to get over.
• 1:47:29
  We just have to get past the fuck wits hanging out in
• 1:47:33
  Congress. Now I understand the just the
• 1:47:38
  separate voting ID thing, but I think that an ID separate from a
• 1:47:41
  driver's license, but a state issued ID that for somebody that
• 1:47:45
  doesn't have a driver's license or whatever should.
• 1:47:48
  Exist by the way. Free.
• 1:47:52
  Yeah, they're like 12 bucks by the way.
• 1:47:55
  Go lucky you just. Well, yes, Florida.
• 1:48:00
  Yeah. They're closer to 50 here.
• 1:48:03
  Well, you know what you should do?
• 1:48:05
  Get yourself a get yourself into Santas.
• 1:48:10
  Yeah, get yourself into Santas and we'll ship you some
• 1:48:14
  alligators. You can threaten people by
• 1:48:17
  walking into the fucking the fucking gas stations looking for
• 1:48:21
  a Monster Energy drink at 3:00 AM.
• 1:48:24
  Or. Or or.
• 1:48:27
  Max or Max? We could we we could.
• 1:48:30
  We could always, you know, like Fortnight's taking refugees.
• 1:48:35
  I could always, I go to. I could always write a letter
• 1:48:38
  and say that you and Morpheus are both, like, escaping.
• 1:48:44
  Oh. Yeah, you guys aren't going to
• 1:48:45
  vote for the the fucking bullshit.
• 1:48:46
  Come on down. Yeah, we got room for people
• 1:48:49
  like you. You're just going to have to
• 1:48:51
  deal with the hurricane every once in a while, that's all.
• 1:48:53
  OK, like we don't, we just had I walked 60 miles in that snow.
• 1:49:01
  You know what? You.
• 1:49:02
  Will not have any of that snow down here.
• 1:49:04
  If you get snow down here it's like 1/2 an inch.
• 1:49:09
  I can deal with. In the whole state.
• 1:49:10
  I'm supposed to move somewhere warm or else I'm going to die
• 1:49:14
  sooner. But like, we got warmth.
• 1:49:17
  Easier said than done. We got warmth, and that warmth
• 1:49:20
  will kill you so you can get the best of both worlds.
• 1:49:26
  Well, my grandfather had this awesome place on Key Largo, so
• 1:49:31
  I'm always like living down there, especially down on the
• 1:49:34
  keys. Largo's fun marathon is probably
• 1:49:37
  more your style less stay away from.
• 1:49:41
  Nah, I'm a I'm a Fort Lauderdale bro.
• 1:49:44
  Yeah, my grandma, my grandma lived in Fort Lauderdale.
• 1:49:48
  She was a Cooper City woman for a while.
• 1:49:51
  She. One down the keys.
• 1:49:55
  It's the last major city on the mainland.
• 1:49:58
  We used to take the six hour drive down to see her and her
• 1:50:01
  dogs and and like grandpa's fucking parrot.
• 1:50:09
  Also mad they. Don't tell you they live for 70
• 1:50:11
  years, do they? A lot of Massholes go and live
• 1:50:15
  down in Fort Lauderdale cause the.
• 1:50:17
  I believe it. Sorry, the Red Sox spring
• 1:50:21
  training camp is there. Yeah, so.
• 1:50:23
  Literally retired mass holes move so they can still watch the
• 1:50:26
  Red Sox. Retired.
• 1:50:27
  Everyone moves there. Yes, but the proportion of
• 1:50:31
  people who are from Massachusetts is a lot higher
• 1:50:33
  than you might think in Fort Lauderdale.
• 1:50:34
  Well. It's to be fair.
• 1:50:37
  That's where they they all want to go there when they get old.
• 1:50:40
  To be fair, the proportion of New Englanders in general is is
• 1:50:44
  higher down there. Yeah, well, it's called up here,
• 1:50:47
  Craig. Cold as balls, 5 feet of snow.
• 1:50:54
  I've never seen 5 feet of snow here in my life until today, and
• 1:50:58
  that's true 'cause the last time we got even close and we got
• 1:51:00
  more this time was in 78, the biggest Blizzard we've ever had.
• 1:51:05
  Hot shit, you know not. We didn't have enough plows.
• 1:51:10
  We didn't have enough plows in rock salt.
• 1:51:13
  Imagine that. Massachusetts that gets hit
• 1:51:15
  every year with multiple blizzards.
• 1:51:17
  You know Max pants down. You know Max.
• 1:51:21
  If you got 2 forms of Idi hear that you could drive to New York
• 1:51:27
  and they will pay you 30 bucks to shovel the snow yourself.
• 1:51:37
  I'm forbid I had a heart attack and that is the high risk
• 1:51:40
  activity so I can't shovel snow. Yeah, fucking sucked.
• 1:51:48
  Sounds like you don't have two forms of ID, Sir.
• 1:51:49
  We're going to have to send ICE. I used to shovel like a
• 1:51:53
  motherfucker before my heart attack.
• 1:51:55
  I was the only one that shoveled.
• 1:51:57
  But like, yeah, most people who like the number one activity
• 1:52:01
  engaged in when somebody has a fatal heart attack is shoveling
• 1:52:04
  snow. Well, that is the thing.
• 1:52:08
  That is the thing that will kill a healthy person if they have a
• 1:52:13
  slightly a slight problem with their heart, because it's the
• 1:52:17
  mix of the high level of activity as well as the cold,
• 1:52:22
  right? It's the it's a double whammy.
• 1:52:24
  If you got anything going on with your heart, that's when
• 1:52:26
  it's going to fucking happen. What?
• 1:52:28
  Let's listen. You don't need to sell me.
• 1:52:33
  I I think I think we need to start a GoFundMe.
• 1:52:36
  You know what, Sam? I want to see you shuffling
• 1:52:38
  snow. I just want to point out.
• 1:52:44
  There with this mechanized shit and blow it all out of the way.
• 1:52:47
  His on screen. Difficult, but not impossible.
• 1:52:50
  His on screen sneeze a moment ago is one of the funniest
• 1:52:53
  fucking sneezes I've ever seen in my life, by the way.
• 1:52:59
  Yeah, I yeah, well, I, I, I was going to say I'm like, I'm like,
• 1:53:06
  I'm like, ignore that tone of that tone of blooper real.
• 1:53:10
  No, no. No, it was good because your
• 1:53:12
  glasses came forward and shit. It was a great comedy bit you
• 1:53:16
  got to watch that back. We will not ignore it.
• 1:53:18
  So it's going to become a just short.
• 1:53:20
  Well, no, well, no, my my headphones went fine too, but it
• 1:53:23
  was it was great. It's still but no, but no.
• 1:53:30
  I mean Max and more. These are both like prime
• 1:53:33
  Florida candidates. More.
• 1:53:36
  I've learned. Florida.
• 1:53:38
  I've lost nothing. I've won.
• 1:53:40
  Argued that like all cripples, should be mandated to move to
• 1:53:45
  Florida at some point. Speaking of of crippled people
• 1:53:50
  in Florida. Just keep me away from the land.
• 1:53:56
  I got, I got something that was sent to me and it brings up a
• 1:54:00
  wider point with the, the, the young Republicans over there at,
• 1:54:07
  at UF, my alma mater, apparently a sorry, the GOP group at UF is
• 1:54:16
  fighting deactivation after some of its members were linked to
• 1:54:19
  alleged anti-Semitic behavior. There's actually a wider problem
• 1:54:24
  with that. There's.
• 1:54:26
  A guy what? What specifically?
• 1:54:29
  I, I haven't clicked on it yet, It's just the head.
• 1:54:31
  Like the sub headline that I saw, it's the University of
• 1:54:33
  Florida's College Republicans chapter sues over this.
• 1:54:36
  The the wider issue is this guy Kai Schlummer or whatever, who's
• 1:54:45
  been kind of set to be the head of the National Organization for
• 1:54:50
  Republicans on campus. He's a fucking grouper.
• 1:54:55
  He's he is a Fuentes. He's a Fuentes nose up the ass,
• 1:55:00
  full on grouper. He has an anal fist or sister.
• 1:55:04
  Of course. And he's trying to deny it.
• 1:55:07
  He sent Nick Fuentes, as was commanded of his acolytes at the
• 1:55:11
  time, a fucking happy birth. He was part of the happy
• 1:55:14
  birthday video that Grouper has put together for him.
• 1:55:17
  This guy is not distant from Nick Fuentes and like I, I
• 1:55:23
  appreciate that maybe he realizes that he fucked up in
• 1:55:25
  his past. Maybe he should admit that
• 1:55:28
  that's the case instead of alienating the 99% of people
• 1:55:33
  outside of their group, you know, that have a Dick longer
• 1:55:36
  than two inches etcetera etcetera.
• 1:55:39
  You know, hoist upon them your your anti male insults.
• 1:55:42
  As he must. These dip shits really do need
• 1:55:45
  to like get the comeuppance here because they are not welcome.
• 1:55:49
  And you can see that in the polling.
• 1:55:50
  People talk about this whole like the Candace scenario, which
• 1:55:53
  is a wider issue than than just like Fuentes and his group, you
• 1:55:57
  know, they're the the Candace followers are.
• 1:56:01
  No, we got to treat them like they got leprosy.
• 1:56:03
  Yeah, I've been saying this for years.
• 1:56:04
  Let's look at the polling. Even the Candace crowd makes up
• 1:56:07
  less than the 4% of people that are not that are that are on
• 1:56:14
  their their in their orbits. Why people?
• 1:56:18
  On the rights don't want to deal with them, they don't like them.
• 1:56:22
  The 96% of people do not like them and that's why striking.
• 1:56:26
  I know that you got I know that you guys saw the meme that I
• 1:56:29
  read that I reposted yesterday where it was like where it was
• 1:56:34
  like who radical where it's Candace Owens and she's like who
• 1:56:37
  radicalized? Who radicalized?
• 1:56:40
  Jews. In defense of Jews.
• 1:56:42
  And it's like, well, you do. That's The thing is I've been
• 1:56:47
  seeing a lot of that and like like you within like deep into
• 1:56:52
  the conversations that follow below various tweets or posts
• 1:56:57
  like not even just like that specifically, but I'll see
• 1:57:00
  people say like, you know, I I mentioned one thing slightly
• 1:57:03
  positive or neutral of Israel, and my replies turn into a
• 1:57:08
  fucking swamp of this bullshit. It's like, I get that, you know,
• 1:57:13
  I fully fucking understand that because that's that's any day on
• 1:57:16
  on X basically at this point. But people are just surprised by
• 1:57:20
  it because they didn't realize that kind of vitriol and
• 1:57:22
  stupidity was out there. They don't realize is a lot of
• 1:57:25
  those people don't live in the fucking USA.
• 1:57:28
  Those region blocks cannot happen fast enough because cut
• 1:57:32
  off, cut off West Asian and you're going to get rid of all
• 1:57:38
  of it basically overnight now, in which it was down to the
• 1:57:42
  country level because frankly, you know, doing it by country,
• 1:57:45
  there's only like a handful you need to get rid of and you'll
• 1:57:48
  cut a lot of that shit off. It's funny, back in like years
• 1:57:52
  and years and years ago, me and Corettas were running like a
• 1:57:56
  forum and we had a problem with spam, right?
• 1:58:00
  And. So what did we?
• 1:58:01
  Do IP address you cut off we? Range banned Russia, right And
• 1:58:07
  went away and then a couple like months later we got spam again
• 1:58:12
  and it was like, OK, this time it's clearly coming from China.
• 1:58:15
  We range banned all of fucking China and then a third one comes
• 1:58:19
  up and it was all coming from India like a couple months
• 1:58:21
  later. But once we has that in, we
• 1:58:24
  never got one spam bot post again.
• 1:58:27
  Never. Not one.
• 1:58:28
  It's wild, isn't it? Here's the thing.
• 1:58:31
  Original Twitter ran on regions. Yeah, it did not have the scale
• 1:58:37
  to be able to cover the globe all at once.
• 1:58:41
  So the the the, as they call it internally, at least at the time
• 1:58:44
  as they call it, the fire hose air quotes of the raw feed from
• 1:58:49
  Twitter, that was not possible until circa 20/10/2012.
• 1:58:55
  And only after that, like 20-4 around 2014 did they basically
• 1:59:01
  remove regions. And they still ranked by region
• 1:59:05
  so that your personalized feed was personalized and you can
• 1:59:08
  still pick what region you cared about.
• 1:59:11
  But like, it was no longer like, by necessity.
• 1:59:16
  And then, you know, 20/18/2020, that era when they just kind of
• 1:59:20
  took the brakes off of it because they realized their
• 1:59:22
  investor reports were coming through and they were able to
• 1:59:26
  see, yeah, dumbasses. We know that you have a bunch of
• 1:59:30
  people that are not people on there and your user growth is
• 1:59:33
  basically negative, if that. And so they just took the breaks
• 1:59:39
  like, all right, everybody can see everybody now.
• 1:59:40
  Everybody interacts. We need to, we need to bump up
• 1:59:43
  numbers. And finally Elon comes in and
• 1:59:45
  buys it out after the 2020 election.
• 1:59:47
  Well, like, fuck. The the solution to the bot
• 1:59:51
  problem has apparently been to make better bots, yeah.
• 1:59:57
  There's. Certainly no solution to the bot
• 2:00:00
  problem at this point, everybody.
• 2:00:01
  'S just accepted forcing them to pay for forcing them to pay the
• 2:00:05
  toll is a part of it that cuts off all the ones who would do it
• 2:00:09
  for free. I mean, it's it is a market
• 2:00:11
  after all, and friction's only going to be part of the cost.
• 2:00:14
  Making new accounts. You can do it.
• 2:00:15
  But I mean, I get, I'm sure you guys get the same kind of some,
• 2:00:19
  some of the same kind of spell I get state actors coming after me
• 2:00:22
  with accounts from 2012. That is a massive investment,
• 2:00:27
  especially because it was immediate.
• 2:00:28
  They're immediately wasted on me.
• 2:00:30
  I, I report that shit immediately.
• 2:00:32
  They're losing accounts from 2012151617.
• 2:00:38
  This, this is all like in the last few days, like these
• 2:00:41
  people, they come and they try to honeypot me.
• 2:00:43
  You know, they try to, they try to spearfish me and, and they
• 2:00:48
  good luck guys, because you know, I, I had ADD and I don't
• 2:00:50
  have time for your shit and I'm just going to fucking report you
• 2:00:53
  anyway because you're not asking legitimate questions.
• 2:00:55
  Like, you know, hey, with five whys fuck off, like just just
• 2:01:00
  just fuck off, you know, try better shit you need, they need
• 2:01:03
  to do better. I want to be entertained if I'm
• 2:01:05
  going to be harassed. And if you're not entertaining
• 2:01:07
  me, I'm just going to get rid of you.
• 2:01:11
  You know, after that, my going rate is $20,000 an hour because
• 2:01:14
  fuck these people. But yeah, they, they, they
• 2:01:18
  waste, they waste that resource, which is a limited resource of
• 2:01:21
  having an account with a year on it like that, because that's
• 2:01:24
  supposed to give them credibility.
• 2:01:26
  But then I of course see there's three posts and they're naked
• 2:01:28
  women or it's just some dumb shit about investing in Bitcoin
• 2:01:32
  or other stuff. Like they they the region blocks
• 2:01:36
  are going to be kind of like return from return to monkey
• 2:01:38
  moment for us. That's.
• 2:01:40
  Why? That's why my DMS aren't open.
• 2:01:44
  Well, I, I, I cut up, I closed off my DMS so I could get to my
• 2:01:47
  backlog. I had to go through so many
• 2:01:51
  fucking DMS just to get back to before Christmas.
• 2:01:56
  As of like a week or two ago, I cut off my DMS for like a week
• 2:02:00
  just to go through all that shit 'cause I was getting rate
• 2:02:02
  limited. Get this, there's a rate limit
• 2:02:05
  on how many times you can report spam DMS so that the reporting
• 2:02:11
  system does not get spammed, right?
• 2:02:15
  It's ironic, is it not? That's very important.
• 2:02:19
  Your spam system, your spam reporting system, does not have
• 2:02:21
  the capacity to withstand the slew of spam being sent to your
• 2:02:27
  users. That's trouble.
• 2:02:32
  And like, the stuff's repetitive.
• 2:02:35
  The stuff is repetitive and stupid to the point where not
• 2:02:38
  only can you as a human instantly recognize it, but it
• 2:02:41
  is easily programmable as a template to recognize this shit.
• 2:02:46
  And they haven't recognized it for whatever dumb fuck reason.
• 2:02:50
  I don't know what they're training to do, what kind of
• 2:02:52
  friction based thing. It's bullshit.
• 2:02:55
  They should just go. You know what?
• 2:02:57
  If you send this exact thing, like 50 other people have sent
• 2:03:01
  this one user, you get blocked or you get fucking deleted from
• 2:03:05
  the system. Not even like an appeal of
• 2:03:07
  suspension. Like if you send a dumb message
• 2:03:09
  like that and specifically like that, then you go away
• 2:03:13
  permanently. Well, also I remember, I
• 2:03:16
  remember when Elon took over Twitter too, like a few years
• 2:03:20
  years ago, he was saying like he was going to make easier for
• 2:03:23
  like small craters to get like monetized.
• 2:03:27
  Yeah, that hasn't happened to me.
• 2:03:29
  And well, it hasn't happened to me either, but like more and
• 2:03:33
  more this, I know, I know you see this because you and I see a
• 2:03:36
  lot of the same tweets, but it's like, here are the top 10
• 2:03:40
  hottest actors from the 90s. Reply with your favorite, reply
• 2:03:45
  with your favorite one. And, and it's, you know, it's
• 2:03:47
  just like, it's like, it's just easy thoughts, thoughts.
• 2:03:53
  It's just like, it's just like easy interaction, but you know.
• 2:03:57
  Here's here's the one, here's the other one.
• 2:03:59
  It's like I think anybody who posts something on X and at the
• 2:04:03
  end ends it with as a single sentence.
• 2:04:06
  Thoughts with a question mark or raise your hand if this that or
• 2:04:09
  the other or has like 3 or three to five alarm bells surrounding
• 2:04:14
  some dumb shit or breaking. All of those types of posts
• 2:04:19
  should immediately be demonetized.
• 2:04:22
  All of them, just just that is. I agree.
• 2:04:26
  Like are we in fucking kindergarten?
• 2:04:29
  Nobody raises. Like what are you gonna do to
• 2:04:30
  raise your hand? Hit Like respond, give them
• 2:04:32
  money? Fuck off like this.
• 2:04:36
  Next they're going to be told to line up in the hallway on the
• 2:04:38
  right hand side before we go into the classroom.
• 2:04:42
  Well, that's when they start asking for mandatory IDs.
• 2:04:47
  It's just like, and again, the don't get me started, the whole
• 2:04:51
  fucking mandatory ID shit like this, this shit with Brazil and
• 2:04:54
  like 7 states here in the US like that.
• 2:04:58
  That is in the US, in the US specifically.
• 2:05:00
  That is such a free speech issue.
• 2:05:02
  It will get it. It will get crucified in every
• 2:05:06
  circuit and SCOTUS and I cannot wait for those cases to happen.
• 2:05:11
  It's and like Arch Linux has already blocked Brazil from
• 2:05:15
  direct access to their their systems because they have that
• 2:05:18
  stump shit down there. And frankly, there used to be a
• 2:05:22
  time when Linux developers, core developers would push an update
• 2:05:30
  that brick to Linux wherever these place these laws are going
• 2:05:34
  into effect just to flex on them how stupid their laws are.
• 2:05:40
  Or better yet, for example, would probably do something like
• 2:05:44
  the really devious ones might do something, say in the Black Hat
• 2:05:49
  territory, like inject child porn links into the the Cisco
• 2:05:54
  Linux on the the routers inside the State Department.
• 2:06:01
  Not saying they should do that. And for fuck's sake, please
• 2:06:04
  don't make that kind of mess. That's not going to help the
• 2:06:06
  message. But there used to be a time
• 2:06:08
  where they would have that kind of balls and it would work
• 2:06:12
  because as I've told other people recently, when it comes
• 2:06:14
  to shit like copyright and the copy fraud trolls who go around
• 2:06:18
  fucking with people to do extortion, well, do not
• 2:06:21
  negotiate with terrorists. And these, these people are
• 2:06:24
  terrorists. The Pirate Bay still exists, and
• 2:06:29
  probably always will. Fuck yeah, Will, and it should.
• 2:06:34
  Yeah. It's it is, it is an example of
• 2:06:37
  when a market does not have solutions that are within the
• 2:06:43
  capacity of that market to provide legitimately customers,
• 2:06:47
  legitimate customers will find a way to satisfy their needs
• 2:06:51
  outside of that legal market. And those are actual lost sales,
• 2:06:56
  not theoretical lost sales from the AA mafia.
• 2:07:01
  Well and well, and with, you know, and with all these
• 2:07:04
  companies saying that you don't own your digital media anyway,
• 2:07:07
  what's. Well, that's actually that's
• 2:07:10
  case law. You have every right.
• 2:07:12
  If you own the physical media in your house, you have every right
• 2:07:15
  to generate, through whatever technological means you wish, a
• 2:07:21
  private personal backup. Copy right as many of those as
• 2:07:25
  you wish, although if you had too many, they might say that's
• 2:07:29
  evidence of attempting to sell them.
• 2:07:30
  But that's more of a drug issue. Not.
• 2:07:32
  Not so much. Authority, right?
• 2:07:36
  No, but I but I I just mean like if I go and buy it.
• 2:07:39
  Hold on, just because I wanted 100 copies of.
• 2:07:44
  Yep. Escape to LA it.
• 2:07:47
  Might be a shit argument, but it's an argument they'll.
• 2:07:50
  Pull. Now he's going to get me raided
• 2:07:52
  because I got all of them. Look, sometimes the tape wears
• 2:07:55
  out. But no, you're right.
• 2:07:57
  No, I agree with you. This is why I used to make like
• 2:08:00
  10 copies of of DVDs for my personal use.
• 2:08:06
  I still got a bunch of them wherever the fuck they are.
• 2:08:08
  But like, you know, I clearly don't have intent to sell
• 2:08:11
  because those were made like 20 years ago.
• 2:08:17
  Unless I've got some kind of long ass, some long ass pull on
• 2:08:21
  a market I don't know that exists.
• 2:08:23
  You know, I'm, I'm, I'm haudlin over here on my DVDs, which are
• 2:08:27
  probably going to at this point probably are corrupted from just
• 2:08:30
  the die slowly deteriorating. M discs didn't exist back in
• 2:08:36
  2005. Yeah, that shit's around.
• 2:08:43
  And it should be. But yeah, I mean if, but yeah, I
• 2:08:47
  mean like if if I, if I buy like Escape from New York off of
• 2:08:51
  iTunes and like pay the full you.
• 2:08:55
  Purchase a license. You purchased a license on
• 2:08:59
  iTunes. It's worse.
• 2:09:01
  Instead of having a license to enjoy the media, which is what a
• 2:09:06
  disk a physical disk would give you, instead you have a license
• 2:09:12
  to stream the media to your device.
• 2:09:14
  Save it in Legally sanctioned as in whatever the fuck they say.
• 2:09:20
  Softwares or software available components, right and you do not
• 2:09:26
  and that does not come with the right to then distribute it to
• 2:09:29
  your own devices as you will. It's whatever devices they say
• 2:09:34
  or you're allowed so that it's read the contracts you size that
• 2:09:37
  boils down to. Right, Yeah.
• 2:09:38
  So that right. So yeah, that that.
• 2:09:41
  So then at that point, like so then that's kind of my point
• 2:09:45
  though. It's like at that point, why,
• 2:09:48
  you know, like what's to keep people from not pirating at all?
• 2:09:52
  There's there's zero and. Convenience.
• 2:09:56
  Yeah, there's zero. There's zero incentive other
• 2:10:00
  than convenience. You're nail on the head there.
• 2:10:02
  So streaming actually greatly reduced the rate of piracy for
• 2:10:08
  the last like about 10 years. The reason why it is picking
• 2:10:13
  back up again is because of the fracturing of the market and the
• 2:10:18
  windowed assets. So things like Disney putting
• 2:10:22
  shit back in the vault because dumb fuck reasons.
• 2:10:25
  Actually had a great conversation with a friend of
• 2:10:27
  mine about this. He he kind of picked up on this
• 2:10:30
  and he's finally coming around to my side on this stuff.
• 2:10:32
  Whereas he used to be he's he's a, he's a Bernie Bro.
• 2:10:36
  So but we've also known each other practically since we were
• 2:10:39
  fetuses. So it's not like, you know,
• 2:10:41
  we're great friends on this. We, we need to disagree.
• 2:10:43
  We're functional adults, but we like we talk about this stuff
• 2:10:48
  and he's and he's finally coming around on the business side of
• 2:10:50
  it, talking about, you know, streaming, all the price hikes
• 2:10:53
  and all the fracturing in the market and the, the artificial
• 2:10:56
  content restrictions. They do, you know, and, and the,
• 2:10:59
  the asset locking, it's like, yeah.
• 2:11:01
  So, so this, This is why piracy exists in the 1st place and why
• 2:11:05
  it's coming back is because these old legacy holdout
• 2:11:08
  dinosaur fucks have pried their way back into these markets that
• 2:11:11
  were new at the time. And now they're starting to
• 2:11:14
  squeeze again in the way they knew before, which is making
• 2:11:18
  everything stupidly inconvenient, which is why
• 2:11:20
  people are gonna abandon it again.
• 2:11:22
  Why should I be paying 150 bucks a month for 10 different
• 2:11:26
  streaming services that don't give me anywhere near the
• 2:11:29
  content they're used to if that's the exact reason why I
• 2:11:33
  left cable in the first place? Right, Yeah, I, yeah, I, I was,
• 2:11:37
  I was just going to say that. I mean they, they, they've
• 2:11:40
  basically rebuilt cable, except like much shittier because.
• 2:11:45
  Yeah, they got bundling again, right?
• 2:11:48
  You go to this service and you're gonna get these things
• 2:11:51
  unless they decide not to. But you don't get the other
• 2:11:53
  things that were used to be there because they bundled it
• 2:11:55
  into another service. And then you have a meta service
• 2:11:58
  which buys from both and rents it out so they can sell it to
• 2:12:01
  you directly. Why the fuck should anyone
• 2:12:04
  bother with this? That's yet another service I'd
• 2:12:06
  have to pay 10 to 15 bucks a month for. 00 and then oh, and
• 2:12:11
  then good luck trying to can't, good luck trying to cancel.
• 2:12:15
  Well, Photoshop's a great example of that.
• 2:12:17
  Adobe, their license. If you ever try to.
• 2:12:21
  Ever try to cancel like they have?
• 2:12:22
  They have been. They have been trounced in court
• 2:12:26
  time and again. But the.
• 2:12:29
  Legal fees are cheaper than fixing the contract.
• 2:12:34
  Massachusetts actually passed a law about the way with Adobe
• 2:12:38
  subscriptions just this year. But again, the legal fees
• 2:12:43
  associated with violating such laws or going to court and
• 2:12:47
  getting the contracts found void, which costs the customer
• 2:12:51
  the money. Both of those are including the
• 2:12:54
  lawyer fees on their end. It's all cheaper than the amount
• 2:12:58
  of money that gets sent in from people who are just so fucking
• 2:13:01
  done with it they'll pay the extortion fee to get out of it.
• 2:13:05
  I I actually it's. Insane.
• 2:13:08
  Yeah, unfortunately I had, unfortunately I had, I had to
• 2:13:11
  pay the extortion fee because, right, because when I was when I
• 2:13:15
  was in college, I, when I was in college because of my major, I
• 2:13:19
  had all the Adobe stuff for. Right.
• 2:13:23
  You walked into the annual contract, right?
• 2:13:26
  Yeah, but yeah, but this, but the school.
• 2:13:28
  But the school paid for it. So at the time it wasn't, you
• 2:13:30
  know, it wasn't, I didn't try at all, but but as soon as I
• 2:13:34
  graduated. Gotcha.
• 2:13:38
  Yeah, they got me and and worse yet, they they didn't, they
• 2:13:41
  didn't tell me. So like I had to pay I.
• 2:13:45
  Most companies have you do that stuff so that they can lock the
• 2:13:49
  students going through it into their platform as being what
• 2:13:53
  they know and what they will recommend at the places they get
• 2:13:56
  employed. What they haven't realized is if
• 2:13:59
  you fucking hate them after you've gotten through the
• 2:14:02
  experience of getting out of their system, you're going to
• 2:14:05
  not do that. Right.
• 2:14:08
  Which is, which is exact? Which is exact what I what I did
• 2:14:11
  and so. Right, Yeah, I, I, I guessing
• 2:14:16
  you haven't recommended any Adobe products since.
• 2:14:19
  No, they can. They can fuck off.
• 2:14:24
  See, every company in my field that has anything to do with
• 2:14:29
  technology and and colleges like they are all desperate to get
• 2:14:33
  students involved in them so that they can have them
• 2:14:35
  recommend the platforms they learned on when they get out
• 2:14:38
  into the job, into the workforce.
• 2:14:40
  The the IT, it was funny because I I was even like, I was even
• 2:14:45
  like a survey by Adobe of what before?
• 2:14:49
  We fucked you in the ass, tell us about it.
• 2:14:53
  Yeah. How did it feel at 3 inches?
• 2:14:56
  How did it feel at 5:00? Scale of 1 to 10.
• 2:14:59
  How raw were you afterwards? No.
• 2:15:03
  Agree or disagree with this statement, I like getting fucked
• 2:15:07
  by Adobe. No, it no.
• 2:15:09
  Agree. If you had to get fucked again,
• 2:15:11
  would you go with the original water based lubricant or with
• 2:15:14
  the new and enhanced silicone? It it was so, so a couple, a
• 2:15:18
  couple of my friends and I actually.
• 2:15:21
  We. We sent each other the answers
• 2:15:24
  of of like the, the survey and then the number one thing that
• 2:15:27
  everyone said on the survey was we just wanted to be able to
• 2:15:31
  buy. We just wanted to be able to buy
• 2:15:33
  the products from Adobe outright like.
• 2:15:36
  Yeah, that doesn't make them enough money.
• 2:15:39
  You can see the same thing happened with Windows when they
• 2:15:41
  tried to push everyone on the Microsoft 365.
• 2:15:45
  And the reason why they have failed at that is because so
• 2:15:48
  many people in tech are way smarter.
• 2:15:53
  The people that Adobe gets to work over the coals.
• 2:15:56
  Oh yeah, no, I I'm not going. To put up with it.
• 2:16:00
  And so they tell them no, we're going to move to something else
• 2:16:03
  that's open source. And they freak out and they go,
• 2:16:05
  OK, OK, OK, you can have Microsoft Office 2023.
• 2:16:10
  I had. I had.
• 2:16:11
  I had cracked editions of Photoshop for for years.
• 2:16:17
  And they were cheaper. Well, yeah.
• 2:16:21
  And, and here's The thing is, is even if the license server
• 2:16:24
  somehow fucked up and it like you got, you got got and it's
• 2:16:27
  just like, OK, it's deactivated. You can't use it anymore.
• 2:16:31
  You just reinstall it. It's it's yeah.
• 2:16:35
  It's the pain in the ass that that is in your day is so much
• 2:16:40
  cheaper than dealing with Adobe. And if Adobe would figure this
• 2:16:45
  out, they would have more customers and it would make
• 2:16:48
  everybody want to use them instead of hate them and use the
• 2:16:51
  method at least at at the very minimum of their convenience.
• 2:16:56
  Yeah, and and, and from, and now from what I'm seeing now they're
• 2:17:00
  adding in their AI swap tools, which is like, which I don't
• 2:17:06
  know if this is true, but like supposedly they're charging
• 2:17:09
  extra on top of. I would imagine no reason why it
• 2:17:14
  wouldn't. For that there are.
• 2:17:15
  Services that cost extra for if you to use AI within Adobe, yes.
• 2:17:22
  You know what's fun to do is you go into Acrobat Reader and you
• 2:17:27
  pull up anything that's longer than a page, let alone, you
• 2:17:30
  know, a paragraph and it tries to spam you.
• 2:17:32
  If you know, let's summarize your shit.
• 2:17:34
  So it doesn't actually do anything.
• 2:17:37
  It's like it flags anyone. It's it's just an automated
• 2:17:39
  response built into the fine tuning.
• 2:17:42
  But you just put it in, you just open up something that it
• 2:17:45
  definitely should not, is definitely not corporate
• 2:17:48
  friendly and just watch the thing get upset at you.
• 2:17:51
  And obviously it's it's like argued with an AI.
• 2:17:55
  There's zero point to it. Like it's, it's literally just
• 2:17:57
  spinning your own wheels. So like that's that's why I
• 2:18:02
  don't understand why he goes. In public so that at least
• 2:18:06
  people will witness it. Yeah, but anyway, you and bats
• 2:18:13
  dude, I'm going to argue with it in public.
• 2:18:18
  Why the fuck would you do that? You changed nothing about it.
• 2:18:21
  Because that's. That it will tell you it agrees
• 2:18:24
  with you and it's going to, it's definitely going to do something
• 2:18:27
  and it doesn't. In fact, my dad figured that one
• 2:18:31
  out on his own, which is, it was funny because I was talking
• 2:18:34
  about it and he was trying to identify the model of the like a
• 2:18:39
  pair of binoculars he had. And like he was trying to use
• 2:18:42
  Grok to find it. And it was tell it, it told him
• 2:18:44
  where to look and it wasn't there.
• 2:18:45
  And it's because it wasn't actually there.
• 2:18:47
  It was a different part of it. And so he finally finds it on
• 2:18:51
  his own. And, you know, tells Grok, you
• 2:18:53
  know, like, by the way, you know, update this, which of
• 2:18:55
  course it can't fucking do in the 1st place because it's
• 2:18:57
  static. And so it tells, of course, you
• 2:19:00
  know, oh, I've, I've sent this, you know, sent this along, which
• 2:19:03
  is bullshit because it didn't do anything like that.
• 2:19:06
  And then he's just like, this just tells you what I want to
• 2:19:08
  hear, doesn't it? He said yeah, OK.
• 2:19:12
  But it doesn't always tell you what you want to hear, because I
• 2:19:15
  keep asking it to tell me who Max Wolf is, and it won't.
• 2:19:18
  Oh, that's because you're intentionally doing that shit.
• 2:19:22
  What? I, I get it, I get it.
• 2:19:25
  There are intellectual exercises which are funded, funded to
• 2:19:28
  articulate on your own. Kind of like when when it first
• 2:19:34
  came out with the ability to generate images.
• 2:19:36
  I went on there and I said, you know what?
• 2:19:38
  Red blooded man moment? Show me a one.
• 2:19:41
  Show me a woman with a large rack, right.
• 2:19:45
  Just like I know this is corporate unfriendly.
• 2:19:48
  I'm going to go ahead and stress test their filter right now.
• 2:19:52
  Yeah, I got, I got several of them and several more of them
• 2:19:57
  and several of all of the sum total also got removed
• 2:20:01
  automatically. And I was told they were a
• 2:20:04
  problem. And I said God damn it, why I
• 2:20:06
  came out here as a paying customer.
• 2:20:09
  I said I want to see women of a fantastic nature and you
• 2:20:13
  provided them up until a point. Mind you, they were all clothed,
• 2:20:17
  which I did not ask for. Otherwise I was not specific.
• 2:20:22
  But at the end of the day. You, you were.
• 2:20:25
  You were better than me that way.
• 2:20:28
  At the end of the day, several of them apparently were of two
• 2:20:31
  naughty in nature, which is hilarious because of those it
• 2:20:36
  chose to remove. They were probably in the middle
• 2:20:39
  of a pack. Did did any of the women with
• 2:20:42
  with a wreck have antlers? No, I did not say rack.
• 2:20:47
  I did not say rack. I didn't specify the body part.
• 2:20:50
  Oh, OK. So.
• 2:20:52
  The. That would have been very funny
• 2:20:54
  though. And I I said and.
• 2:20:56
  I. And I, I didn't say, I didn't
• 2:20:58
  say like just by themselves. I said doing some kind of
• 2:21:01
  mundane tasks like, you know, walking through a field or
• 2:21:04
  playing a piano like I, I want to, I was a little more classy
• 2:21:09
  about it than just I want to see softcore porn on my phone.
• 2:21:12
  But at the same time like OK again like I just want.
• 2:21:23
  To see Bob and Vajine. Well, if I'd said that, it
• 2:21:26
  probably would have sent me a very different, very different
• 2:21:30
  variety of women. Yeah, Indian.
• 2:21:32
  I agree. Well, I worked for for a while
• 2:21:39
  for a while was letting me like fan cast different like actors
• 2:21:43
  in shadows of in shadows of Deception movie posters.
• 2:21:49
  But then it finally said that like it could not, it went on
• 2:21:55
  the fan cast Scott Eastwood because of because of copyright
• 2:22:02
  violations or something like. That's a copyright violation.
• 2:22:06
  At worst, you're talking about what's it the use of a public
• 2:22:10
  figure, like use of name and likeness.
• 2:22:13
  Yeah, yeah, pretty much. But it didn't want me it, it
• 2:22:17
  didn't want me to tweak a bit. And it's like, well, something
• 2:22:20
  similar to so well. It's the same reason if you just
• 2:22:27
  use the default rap voice on Suno, you will get something
• 2:22:32
  that sounds like mumble rap and that's because all the big time
• 2:22:38
  rappers have refused to allow AI usage of their music.
• 2:22:45
  Bass you can't get. You can't get it to sound like
• 2:22:48
  Eminem or anything like that because.
• 2:22:50
  Yeah, so you're saying you'd have to train it on your own?
• 2:22:52
  Yeah, you'd have to train it on your own and and.
• 2:22:55
  And by the way, if you upload music that is copy written, it
• 2:22:57
  recognizes it and deletes it immediately too.
• 2:23:01
  So how do they know? Copyright detector.
• 2:23:05
  Right. So that's The thing is.
• 2:23:08
  You got to get around it, I'm aware.
• 2:23:11
  I'm just saying Wright Haven versus Hoen.
• 2:23:17
  The whole LVRJ saw game of Mark Rendatzik going after Wright
• 2:23:20
  Haven. You know, the series of blunders
• 2:23:23
  which put court precedent that if it is in the public interest,
• 2:23:28
  there is fair use precedent for the wholesale copying and
• 2:23:34
  distribution of works without commentary in whole just saying
• 2:23:41
  it's a, it's a, it's a 9th Circuit thing.
• 2:23:44
  If there was a Fifth Circuit case that was looking like it
• 2:23:47
  might cause a split, which would have been hilarious because
• 2:23:50
  SCOTUS might have agreed we don't have it yet.
• 2:23:53
  But if you're out there in the PNW or California and you feel
• 2:23:57
  like just copying something and there's public interest in it,
• 2:24:01
  that can't just be your friend. There has to be real public
• 2:24:03
  interest. But if there's public interest
• 2:24:05
  in it, kind of covered. Well, well, California's in
• 2:24:11
  trouble because they going back to the whole thing with the ID
• 2:24:16
  that they're, they're one of the states that I guess passed the
• 2:24:19
  ridiculous like require ID at like boot, you know then.
• 2:24:24
  Yep, yes he did. That goes into effects January
• 2:24:29
  27, I think January 1st, 27. Yeah, that, that that's not
• 2:24:34
  going to get. There's no way that's ever going
• 2:24:37
  to get challenged in court whatsoever.
• 2:24:40
  Not at all. There it's there's like 7 states
• 2:24:43
  that have it that have the same kind of shit.
• 2:24:46
  California's just one in the middle of the pack and they
• 2:24:50
  cross circuit barriers. So there is likely to not only
• 2:24:56
  be pretty much immediate swatting of the shit out of the
• 2:25:01
  out of the law books via First Amendment grounds, but if they
• 2:25:05
  happen to in any of these circuits get a case to the
• 2:25:09
  appellate, there will be a split.
• 2:25:12
  It's almost, it's virtually guaranteed.
• 2:25:15
  There's good judges that have been put in by by Trump and the
• 2:25:20
  the Congress did a good job blocking appointments under
• 2:25:24
  Biden and at the ass end of Obama.
• 2:25:27
  So a lot of good judges have been put in, you know, also the
• 2:25:33
  good charges. I've put it at the appellate
• 2:25:34
  level. So if there's going to be a
• 2:25:36
  circuit split, great. Right now is a reasonable time
• 2:25:40
  to have that show up at SCOTUS. Oh, wait.
• 2:25:44
  Oh, and it's going to not just for privacy reasons, but also
• 2:25:47
  like for national, also for national security reasons.
• 2:25:51
  Oh no shit at that point, well, here's The thing is, like a
• 2:25:53
  router runs on Linux, there's no login.
• 2:25:58
  There's no login like the the user. the Super user is root.
• 2:26:02
  Root is the operating system. It does not have an age.
• 2:26:06
  And if it did have a fucking age, it's from when you
• 2:26:10
  installed it. Which means for 18 years it's
• 2:26:12
  too young to drink. Or, sorry, too young to to vote
• 2:26:16
  for 21 years. It's too young to drink.
• 2:26:18
  For. 35 years, it's too young to be president and it's a fucking
• 2:26:23
  operating system on a fucking router.
• 2:26:26
  The people who wrote these bills are not as smart as they think
• 2:26:30
  they are. Well, the people who wrote the
• 2:26:31
  bills are boomers who don't understand technology.
• 2:26:35
  Yeah. That's where there's a point of
• 2:26:36
  contention. It's not just the Boomers, it's
• 2:26:39
  their Gen. Z cohorts writing it for them.
• 2:26:43
  Right. But our point that we've been
• 2:26:45
  pointing out is so many people making the votes on these tech
• 2:26:48
  bills don't even know how to use the tech that they're voting on
• 2:26:50
  in writing bills. Correct.
• 2:26:53
  Let's say and that has to change too.
• 2:26:57
  I think they should have to prove that they can they
• 2:27:00
  understand what the fuck they're talking about beforehand, and it
• 2:27:03
  should be from a panel of industry experts, all of whom
• 2:27:07
  have popcorn and rotten fruit, so that when they fuck up.
• 2:27:12
  They get. Pelted like like they should
• 2:27:16
  have. They should also have NBA
• 2:27:19
  quarterbacks on standby to hand the rotten fruit to because I
• 2:27:24
  want to see these dumb fucks get a full face of tomato.
• 2:27:29
  Like it should hit them so fucking hard that for the next
• 2:27:33
  month they come in with a black eye and everyone knows that's
• 2:27:37
  the retard who thought the IP address meant where their postal
• 2:27:42
  offices. Ted Ted The Tube Stevens Right
• 2:27:55
  Hank Hank capsized the island. Johnson These people do not
• 2:28:01
  belong in Congress, and the faster we are able to mock them
• 2:28:06
  out of office, the better. Yeah, why?
• 2:28:09
  Well, and I mean, Mitch McConnell pretty much had a
• 2:28:12
  stroke. What?
• 2:28:13
  Why does? That guy needs to be in Hospice.
• 2:28:17
  Fuck that goddamn turtle. Yeah, he.
• 2:28:20
  Doesn't know who the fuck he is, let alone where he is.
• 2:28:25
  And he gets to vote on how our tax money's spent, isn't that?
• 2:28:28
  Well, if if you can't propel your own goddamn wheelchair to
• 2:28:31
  the. Guy doesn't even know what a
• 2:28:34
  vote is. He doesn't even.
• 2:28:35
  He doesn't even understand the concept of a vote.
• 2:28:39
  He's so far fucking gone. Like the guy, if he wasn't told
• 2:28:43
  to breathe, he'd probably fucking forget.
• 2:28:50
  Yeah. Good God.
• 2:28:54
  You don't forget the cocaine though.
• 2:28:57
  There's not enough to keep that guy animated.
• 2:29:01
  I bet you if you look real close when he's pressing the button to
• 2:29:04
  vote that don't. Mean he don't still love it.
• 2:29:07
  If you if you look at his hand as he's voting in Congress,
• 2:29:10
  there's probably a stick attached to the wrist.
• 2:29:14
  Yeah, term limits, folks. Dude, seriously?
• 2:29:21
  And a competency test? Like you might be able to vote
• 2:29:25
  for somebody as a retard, but you shouldn't be able to take
• 2:29:28
  the office as one. Hey now.
• 2:29:33
  What if I want to run? Then go outside and move your
• 2:29:38
  legs man. Uphill both ways in this middle,
• 2:29:40
  barefoot. Only America could a retard like
• 2:29:46
  me run for office. Well.
• 2:29:49
  To be. To be.
• 2:29:50
  I heard it's running down the block.
• 2:29:52
  You better get after it. Well, to to be to be fair, Max,
• 2:29:56
  you could like Fetterman set a great precedent for you because.
• 2:30:02
  Fetterman ran right after he had a stroke.
• 2:30:04
  Because he no, not only that, but he also proved that like,
• 2:30:07
  you can wear hoodies in Congress and no one will.
• 2:30:11
  Oh dude, I'd wear a hoodie in Congress.
• 2:30:13
  Fuck that. I'm gonna have a.
• 2:30:14
  Congressional showing up in pajamas, showing up in PJS until
• 2:30:20
  there is something worth showing up in a suit for.
• 2:30:24
  Well, I, you know, I'd keep it a little more formal than PJS, you
• 2:30:27
  know, nice set of jeans and a hoodie.
• 2:30:30
  You know what I I want AUS constitution hoodie.
• 2:30:36
  That's what I'll do. I will sew my fucking PJS out of
• 2:30:40
  multiple US flags, and should I dare to allow the cuff of my
• 2:30:46
  trousers to leap past the back end of my sandal and touch the
• 2:30:49
  ground, I will happily retire my pants right there and then.
• 2:30:56
  I will fold them up, cut out the stars to hand out to my kids, to
• 2:31:02
  my nieces and nephews, as you know, as you're supposed to do
• 2:31:05
  when you're retiring a flag. It's a solemn ceremony.
• 2:31:08
  I will neatly fold the remains, gently place them on top of a
• 2:31:12
  pre lit bonfire, and there goes the flag, following flag code
• 2:31:17
  the whole way through. Until then, they will have every
• 2:31:20
  last fucking skid mark I need to leave behind.
• 2:31:25
  I want to point out though, Afroman was wearing those today.
• 2:31:30
  Good for him. I mean, he was rocking it.
• 2:31:32
  I hope he was good job that is. That is the kind of tone you
• 2:31:36
  need to set. That's.
• 2:31:38
  Right. No, He shouted out the 1st
• 2:31:40
  Amendment. Very patriotic speech.
• 2:31:43
  Yeah, check it out. It's all over Twitter now.
• 2:31:46
  His victory speech is worth watching.
• 2:31:48
  It's like a minute long. On the To Do List, man, fuck
• 2:31:53
  yeah. Also, I, I think well, I think
• 2:31:58
  Gavin reported this when I was on the show, but I also saw that
• 2:32:04
  that the company that made the eat the bugs, you know, that
• 2:32:08
  company that they. Yes, the European company that
• 2:32:14
  farmed the insects to eat the for eating the bugs.
• 2:32:18
  I've I've got great news for you're not going to have to eat
• 2:32:21
  the bugs anymore, buddy, because they it.
• 2:32:24
  Turns out the customer is always right on some things.
• 2:32:28
  Couldn't even fucking make. Couldn't even pay me enough.
• 2:32:32
  Now that's this has got to tell you something because I
• 2:32:34
  guarantee you Sinclair could have sold bugs to America abso
• 2:32:40
  fucking lutely The Jungle. The Jungle was the entry point.
• 2:32:45
  You're already eating them anyway.
• 2:32:49
  But no, these dumb ass motherfuckers have to go the
• 2:32:52
  hippie route. You're not going to eat chips,
• 2:32:54
  you're going to eat chirps. The fuck I am hop along asshole.
• 2:33:05
  Like there's, there's no like seriously, there's legitimate
• 2:33:07
  uses that they could have made legitimate use cases they could
• 2:33:10
  have made for supplementing protein deficits with processed
• 2:33:16
  bug protein that would remove the horribly, the horribly, the
• 2:33:22
  horribly allergenic Titan particles.
• 2:33:27
  There is a way to screen out the protein and process it, probably
• 2:33:30
  akin to tofu as an output product, but without the without
• 2:33:34
  the phytoestrogens you get from soy.
• 2:33:37
  There there is, there is bug muscle, which has bug protein,
• 2:33:41
  which is not allergenic, which is a good protein source.
• 2:33:44
  Yes. Is it a replacement protein
• 2:33:47
  source? Fuck no, absolutely not.
• 2:33:51
  It's it is a supplement at best. It's like, it's like it's like
• 2:33:56
  only eating way isolate the workout protein instead of
• 2:34:02
  eating steaks and so on. That's a terrible diet.
• 2:34:09
  Like it's ABS is God awful. Like there's other stuff you
• 2:34:12
  need in food and when you try to, when you try to like screen
• 2:34:17
  out the rest of it and only provide this little bit of the
• 2:34:19
  product, it's God awful and unhealthy.
• 2:34:23
  It's like vegans where they don't eat enough proteins of the
• 2:34:26
  right variety. They don't get the right amino
• 2:34:28
  acids in and they all have massive protein deaths like
• 2:34:33
  deficits and their brains shrink by 2% and they all go fucking
• 2:34:37
  nuts. And after five years, almost
• 2:34:40
  invariably, and there's it's great because all this shit's
• 2:34:42
  still on YouTube reported every fad wave of veganism is followed
• 2:34:46
  five years later by a fad wave of why I'm no longer a vegan.
• 2:34:51
  And it's and almost invariably because either they saw their
• 2:34:54
  friends got sick and they stopped ahead of time, or their
• 2:34:57
  doctor told them to go eat some fucking meat.
• 2:35:00
  Well, they get prescribed states.
• 2:35:05
  Fucking idiots. Well, that's the problem too
• 2:35:07
  with the bug thing is, is, is it just like the vegan?
• 2:35:10
  It's the vegan thing. It's like it's starting on it.
• 2:35:15
  Yeah, it's, it's a, it's a moral fagging thing.
• 2:35:19
  Yeah, that's the thing. That's the other thing is, is
• 2:35:21
  whatever outcome might have actually seen a boom in people
• 2:35:25
  consuming bug proteins, immediately ruined, immediately
• 2:35:30
  ruined by the retards that surrounded it like a cloud of
• 2:35:34
  pests speaking. Speaking of bugs, let's talk
• 2:35:39
  about the bug people surrounding the bugs.
• 2:35:43
  Good God, just could you think of a worse advertisement?
• 2:35:48
  The same thing is is going on with the Beyond Meats.
• 2:35:51
  Or that I can't believe it's not meats.
• 2:35:52
  You know, whatever the fuck the rest of them are called.
• 2:35:55
  Oh, yeah. Well, and then also like
• 2:35:57
  celebrity endorsements, too. It's like, it's like, what?
• 2:36:02
  What? What was it?
• 2:36:03
  Robert Downey Junior was like, you know, in the whole bug, It's
• 2:36:08
  like, it's like, well, I know you're not going to be eating
• 2:36:12
  the bug stuff with, you know, with the rest of us, you know,
• 2:36:16
  plabs. I mean, you never go full retard
• 2:36:23
  man. No.
• 2:36:26
  Oh shit for how for how batshit crazy and and hippy dippy
• 2:36:34
  liberal left the actors are from that movie.
• 2:36:37
  Tropic Thunder is a fucking classic.
• 2:36:39
  Oh, it, oh, it it, oh, it's like the.
• 2:36:43
  Their great portrayal of like the extremes of of like
• 2:36:48
  Republican that they produced in that like just fucking Tom
• 2:36:52
  Cruise's character, man. I, yeah, I, I, I watched that
• 2:36:58
  movie again recently. Like that movie.
• 2:37:01
  Still, that movie still holds up extremely, extremely well.
• 2:37:05
  That's good. So.
• 2:37:12
  The other movie that I that I just rewatched after probably
• 2:37:15
  almost 5556 years of not watching it was The Interview.
• 2:37:21
  Laugh my ass off. Yeah, oh, oh, yeah.
• 2:37:26
  The Kim Jong, the Kim Jong Un. Movie.
• 2:37:30
  Yep. Yeah, but by the way, like no
• 2:37:40
  one cared about the Oscars this year.
• 2:37:43
  Like at at all. The viewership was down to like
• 2:37:47
  17,000,000 from 34 million the previous year.
• 2:37:50
  They had the Oscars. Yeah, the viewership halved a
• 2:37:57
  halved over over the last. So between this year and last
• 2:38:00
  year? I didn't even know there was
• 2:38:03
  enough movies last year to have a fucking award show, that's
• 2:38:06
  how. Normally, Normally I just see
• 2:38:09
  people talking about how stupid it was on X or Twitter and I go,
• 2:38:13
  oh, that happened again. I think most people are at that
• 2:38:16
  point. Yeah.
• 2:38:19
  God, imagine having one of those things every year.
• 2:38:22
  They're always boring. We at least we at least have the
• 2:38:27
  Timmy Awards A. Message every time.
• 2:38:31
  Well, yeah, that's a good award show.
• 2:38:34
  It's the best award show. I know that.
• 2:38:37
  I know. That's what I'm saying.
• 2:38:38
  That's what I'm saying. And a news and a joke and a news
• 2:38:42
  item that you'll be able to hear me give in this coming weeks
• 2:38:46
  episode of the Fake Untitled podcast.
• 2:38:48
  I saw Cat buggers or whatever the fuck her name is she she
• 2:38:58
  lost her primary race, which means that once again she got
• 2:39:01
  tossed out on her ass. Good.
• 2:39:07
  That's the only reason anyone knows who she is is because she
• 2:39:09
  got fucking tossed on the ground by the the one ice Leo and then
• 2:39:16
  she lost her primary. Oh my God, that that was that
• 2:39:20
  was hilarious. That was hilarious too.
• 2:39:22
  Was was the happy? Thing she campaigned on that and
• 2:39:26
  then she lost her primary. Fucking amazing.
• 2:39:31
  No, the I I was laughing so hard yesterday because I saw the
• 2:39:35
  happy Saint Patrick's Day from I.
• 2:39:39
  For eyes, that's that is that is like a like a Chinese man
• 2:39:53
  incorrect on an escalator, that is, that is wrong on so many
• 2:39:56
  levels. Well, Matt, Well, Matt is.
• 2:40:02
  Liberals could get mad about some of the trolling that the
• 2:40:06
  Trump administration is doing, except on account of the fact
• 2:40:09
  that I remember the red speech from Biden where he declared
• 2:40:14
  that I was not American. Right.
• 2:40:19
  So. I understand.
• 2:40:21
  It's just a little trolling guys, which you can't take it.
• 2:40:29
  Ah, fucking lightweights. It's like, it's like I said,
• 2:40:32
  when I do my zombie meathead costume this year, none of those
• 2:40:36
  people are going to be upset because they thought dead Carly
• 2:40:38
  Kirk was funny, right? Hopefully.
• 2:40:43
  Yeah, well, shoot with with the way with the way things are
• 2:40:50
  going, if with the way things are going Max and the way the
• 2:40:53
  way the news cycle, you know, progresses.
• 2:40:58
  If you did, if you did Tommy me head, I doubt anyone would
• 2:41:03
  really get that much upset because.
• 2:41:05
  Well, that's not my fault. The Halloween comes but once a
• 2:41:08
  year and. Then you got after it.
• 2:41:18
  Are you saying I should wait for another famous liberal to die
• 2:41:20
  and then dress up as that person instead?
• 2:41:23
  Yes. But I feel like I, I don't know,
• 2:41:27
  I feel like I could do zombie meathead.
• 2:41:30
  How about do both? I feel like I feel like I got to
• 2:41:38
  hit the the the mustache, you know, I could get some denims
• 2:41:43
  and then put all kinds of horrible slice marks all.
• 2:41:46
  Over some what? Fake blood.
• 2:41:50
  You're that tramp, are you? And just say a arch.
• 2:41:56
  Yeah, surely they couldn't be mad because they dressed up as
• 2:42:00
  Charlie Kurt. So I get it.
• 2:42:04
  It's fun to be disrespectful, right?
• 2:42:09
  Let's get a hold of this man over here talking about
• 2:42:12
  something for genomes. Different direction.
• 2:42:20
  Oh I was Speaking of a Speaking of Speaking of simp of a simp in
• 2:42:28
  someone. So I've not paid much attention
• 2:42:31
  to this Internet drama but apparently Ethan Ralph got
• 2:42:35
  arrested again and then merged and then merch.
• 2:42:40
  Like picked up on merch picked up the side chick that Ralph
• 2:42:46
  was. Well, dating is a very loose
• 2:42:51
  term. Attempting to mouth rape
• 2:42:53
  probably would be the right one. Yes.
• 2:43:01
  So there's no. It's funny though because
• 2:43:04
  anybody troll him it. I've legitimately don't think
• 2:43:07
  I've ever heard anybody get fucking Ralph as angry as Craig.
• 2:43:10
  He just starts ranting about him randomly with no contact for
• 2:43:17
  years sometimes. He does do that.
• 2:43:21
  Now, I'll say this, I don't know what beef I I got some inkling
• 2:43:24
  of the beef you you and Merch have, but ever since he's he's
• 2:43:29
  dropped his abusive relationship with with fat ass, he's been
• 2:43:33
  doing a whole lot better far as I get.
• 2:43:37
  Like he I used to just think of him as like the extra gay Harvey
• 2:43:40
  Fierstein. You know this like just imagine
• 2:43:44
  Harvey Fierstein under the desk in Independence Day screaming at
• 2:43:46
  his mom on the phone. Like, it just that that used to
• 2:43:50
  be the vibe I got from him. And then he's, he's, you know,
• 2:43:54
  between that and the, and the, the horse seizures from having
• 2:43:57
  strokes. Like, yeah, I genuinely hope he,
• 2:44:00
  he figures out a way to, to find a doctor or something and undo
• 2:44:03
  whatever the hell he did to himself.
• 2:44:05
  No like. He's he's been doing pretty damn
• 2:44:09
  good ever since he he broke up with Ethan.
• 2:44:14
  I don't know, I. Think he's out of tear because
• 2:44:17
  he had his. He had his whoever the hell his
• 2:44:19
  buddy was get him. So I get the foyer request in
• 2:44:22
  and he had that footage like right away.
• 2:44:28
  There was there was an arrest, there was body Cam from the
• 2:44:30
  arrest. And look at that.
• 2:44:32
  It's a it's a fat racist. Oh well, that drunk racist who
• 2:44:36
  tried to start a fight from an imagine, imagine he perceives a
• 2:44:42
  person at the airport to be someone he didn't like by name.
• 2:44:47
  I don't know what the fuck it was but someone he didn't like
• 2:44:51
  and apparently that was enough for him to start shoving people
• 2:44:56
  and then toddle off to try to escape consequences for his
• 2:45:00
  actions. Again, just a fucking wreck of a
• 2:45:05
  person. As usual.
• 2:45:09
  Yeah, I just, I, I the way I see him these days is is entirely by
• 2:45:13
  other people telling me about his dumb ass.
• 2:45:16
  I I am glad to know so little about his life at this point.
• 2:45:21
  Oh yeah, no, I. Although every once in a blue
• 2:45:24
  moon somebody will send me a clip where he's bitching about
• 2:45:26
  you. That's why I said that every
• 2:45:29
  once in a blue moon there's like a clip of him randomly,
• 2:45:33
  something treats him about you. I'll get sent a message.
• 2:45:36
  I'll get sent a message that says like, he's talking about
• 2:45:38
  you again. It's like, yeah, cool, yeah,
• 2:45:41
  what we did. And well, I'm usually like, OK,
• 2:45:44
  but he says that all the time. It's the same old fucking story.
• 2:45:49
  I'm I'm yeah, I'm glad he did. I hope that makes him feel
• 2:45:51
  better. He lives in Mexico.
• 2:45:55
  That sucks for him. Yeah, I wouldn't want to live in
• 2:45:57
  Mexico. Yeah, well.
• 2:45:59
  Mexico is nice. That's good.
• 2:46:00
  Great. Don't get me wrong, there's
• 2:46:02
  plenty of great places in Mexico, but I wouldn't want to
• 2:46:04
  live there. I wouldn't want to live there in
• 2:46:06
  a tin shack, but no. Yeah, I don't know.
• 2:46:10
  It's it's pretty nice down Puebla and shit, but like.
• 2:46:13
  Right. Again though, like if I'm there,
• 2:46:18
  I'm not. I wouldn't want to live there as
• 2:46:19
  an expat like this would not be would not be a good vibe.
• 2:46:27
  Well, no, I'm glad that I'm privileged in that I can still
• 2:46:31
  live in the United States where I was born.
• 2:46:35
  Well, now my choice. And that's the same thing with
• 2:46:37
  me and that's the same thing with me and merch.
• 2:46:40
  I don't have a beep with them anymore.
• 2:46:43
  He just, he bring, he brings. You, Sam.
• 2:46:47
  He he brings me up randomly on occasion and and I also.
• 2:46:50
  Be fair. To be fair, the last time that I
• 2:46:54
  that I am aware of, which is in relatively recent history, the
• 2:47:00
  reason why you were brought up at all was not his doing.
• 2:47:04
  In fact, I believe he was spammed with the same attention
• 2:47:08
  seeking behavior that I was. Yep.
• 2:47:12
  And he? Responded to it and he made some
• 2:47:14
  false statements about somebody so I don't care how good you
• 2:47:17
  think he's doing. Fuck Mersh.
• 2:47:20
  Look, you can separate present actions and previous actions
• 2:47:24
  even or present actions and present actions.
• 2:47:27
  Present actions of a fucking week ago bro.
• 2:47:32
  I'm just saying that. It's not the past.
• 2:47:35
  He's just because he responded to the attention seeker.
• 2:47:38
  I'm not going to sit here and give merge credit.
• 2:47:40
  Fuck merch. Just just saying that I wouldn't
• 2:47:45
  shoot the messenger on this one. He came forward with the he came
• 2:47:49
  forward with the FOID video and it was hilarious.
• 2:47:53
  And that's basically the end of it.
• 2:47:54
  I I well I didn't see any video so I guess that's where my but I
• 2:47:58
  do know that that merch is a lying fat slandering piece of
• 2:48:01
  shit so I know that. No buyer, no burying the hatchet
• 2:48:08
  there then. Bro like what am I going to
• 2:48:11
  buddy up with him? I'm like friendly with pot awful
• 2:48:14
  so he's already would hate me anyway.
• 2:48:17
  I don't when I don't care. I don't know all of these
• 2:48:20
  relationships. Really glad I don't. 11 I'm.
• 2:48:24
  I'm I'm happy that you're certain and happy with your
• 2:48:27
  certainty. I'm not like I don't talk to
• 2:48:34
  Jesse. I'm just a fan and I.
• 2:48:36
  Know I know. I'm not saying you're like in
• 2:48:39
  his fucking. Wheel by being a fan and
• 2:48:41
  reposting Jesse's stuff. Mersch is inherently not going
• 2:48:45
  to like me, but I hate he did not have to fucking say some
• 2:48:50
  shit about Sam and he didn't have to say anything about me.
• 2:48:53
  And you want to blame it on the other guy?
• 2:48:54
  That's fine, but fuck Mersch. I don't know.
• 2:48:57
  He's responsible for his words, that's why I said that.
• 2:49:03
  Yeah. Yeah, and when you repost
• 2:49:04
  somebody else's words, you're responsible for that too, when
• 2:49:07
  you agree with it, so. Sure.
• 2:49:12
  Oh fuck, Cog too by the way. That fucking rapist.
• 2:49:16
  Oh, I didn't know that. Well, I mean, that's what both
• 2:49:20
  his actual brothers said. That's not good.
• 2:49:27
  Yeah, yeah. Well, but he wants to talk about
• 2:49:28
  other people, don't you know? Well, he basically makes a
• 2:49:32
  living speaking about fat ass and living with Mexico, so I
• 2:49:38
  don't know how many more years he's going to be able to squeeze
• 2:49:41
  out of that venture. Well, he's not squeezing it now,
• 2:49:44
  let's be real. But I don't.
• 2:49:47
  That doesn't concern me. Done.
• 2:49:48
  I don't care about the health of their fucking bank accounts.
• 2:49:51
  I just think they're both pieces of shit.
• 2:49:55
  Well, in that. I also don't try to ruin people
• 2:49:59
  that I don't like, like I don't root against their success or
• 2:50:02
  anything like that because often times it's very funny when they
• 2:50:06
  get it. Oh yeah.
• 2:50:07
  I mean, you know, some people think.
• 2:50:10
  That everyone's. Rooting for them to die and.
• 2:50:12
  And it's very much to the contrary.
• 2:50:13
  Usually it's they they exist largely at this point for the
• 2:50:19
  entertainment of others. And so it'd be really tragic if
• 2:50:22
  they did pass away. Yeah, that's a sad, sound
• 2:50:27
  lifestyle, but there it is. But I'm just, hey, if people
• 2:50:36
  are, you know, shit talking's back on the menu.
• 2:50:38
  I've been dropping, dropping my tracks, talking my shit.
• 2:50:43
  It seems like, you know, people want to duck me.
• 2:50:47
  That's fine. Well, yeah, there seems, there
• 2:50:53
  seems to be a lot of that these days.
• 2:50:57
  That's right. But hey people, people speaking
• 2:51:00
  I'll of me, I don't usually respond, but you speak I'll of
• 2:51:03
  my fucking homie Sam here and I got some words for it.
• 2:51:08
  Facts. And all you don't like that I
• 2:51:11
  got words for it, Cry. Go cry and scream and lie and
• 2:51:15
  all that shit you do. Ain't nobody got time for you.
• 2:51:23
  Well, you know those those people are just jealous of?
• 2:51:28
  You know, I got to say this, I'm actually really impressed that
• 2:51:33
  you were capable of using Discord like a full year before
• 2:51:40
  it existed, and that the themes and that the themes for the
• 2:51:46
  application that you used matched the theme of today and
• 2:51:51
  not of a year before it existed. Quite impressive.
• 2:51:56
  That's because the story keeps changing though, that's all.
• 2:52:01
  Of course, but you know, but I mean, I've also heard you're a
• 2:52:08
  time traveller, so you were able to time travel one.
• 2:52:13
  I'm a time traveller and also Sam.
• 2:52:15
  I have the ability to exist independently in somebody's mind
• 2:52:20
  forever. I'm the robot and even I can't
• 2:52:23
  time travel. Well, you know who can Ali
• 2:52:29
  Alexander. Ali Alexander.
• 2:52:32
  And he's a pedophile. Therefore, you must also by some
• 2:52:38
  manner be associated by at least that one link with a pedophile.
• 2:52:47
  Well, I've been told I travelled in time but I don't remember it.
• 2:52:52
  That's very different because he remembers it explicitly.
• 2:52:55
  So I guess it's not correct then.
• 2:52:57
  Very strange. Now, I do know that I exist
• 2:53:00
  independently in people's heads for years and years and years
• 2:53:03
  after I've stopped associating or talking with them or about
• 2:53:06
  them. But you know, look, not every
• 2:53:11
  superpower is flying. Some superpowers are just
• 2:53:16
  tormenting people long after you're done with them.
• 2:53:19
  Sounds like a monkey paw lost a finger.
• 2:53:23
  Didn't even curl up, it just got cut off.
• 2:53:28
  Well, Max, as I've been told sometimes, sometimes you never
• 2:53:33
  know the impact you're going to have on someone, even if even if
• 2:53:38
  you're just two ships crossing in the night.
• 2:53:42
  That's right, and also you got to welcome and say yo bitch as
• 2:53:50
  we fucking know what? Go check out my banger on Suno,
• 2:53:53
  the album coming soon. Now now, is your album going to
• 2:53:58
  be on Spotify? Yes Sir, Spotify, iTunes and
• 2:54:03
  anywhere you would stream music pretty soon.
• 2:54:06
  Dope go and and and what we're what we're showing once again
• 2:54:15
  pick up American Inferno audiobook coming as soon
• 2:54:20
  available now in paperback in the book.
• 2:54:23
  And also if you are so inclined and you like the book, please
• 2:54:28
  leave a review it. It really helps, especially if
• 2:54:35
  you, especially if you bought, if you buy the book and then
• 2:54:38
  review it, that like really helps.
• 2:54:42
  You know, it's interesting. Max's brother once asked me to
• 2:54:46
  review his book. Actually, it's probably the IT
• 2:54:49
  was by proxy. It must have still been him
• 2:54:51
  though, but it was by proxy that I was asked to do a review for
• 2:54:54
  that book. I still have not reviewed that
• 2:54:57
  book yet. But I did warn, I did warn the
• 2:55:05
  authors of that book that if I was ever so forced to do so, it
• 2:55:09
  would be in the style of a Haribo gummy bears review, which
• 2:55:15
  I did leave for the, the Zoe Quinn book.
• 2:55:21
  I left one of I left a a Haribo gummy bears style review for
• 2:55:27
  that book, which you know, if it, if it costs me time, it's,
• 2:55:36
  it's going to have some dedication put into it.
• 2:55:41
  I'm not above going out and finding other outlets where said
• 2:55:45
  authors might have artiqued in the past to leave some refuse.
• 2:55:53
  And since we're showing, as long as we I have decent weather on
• 2:55:56
  Friday night, it's involved Friday night 10:00 PM USD.
• 2:56:00
  And it is worth saying that big thank you to everybody that
• 2:56:03
  bought American Inferno already. Yeah, like my God, my God, like
• 2:56:09
  10 copies in the first week, which is, which is really good,
• 2:56:14
  so. Nice.
• 2:56:19
  Yeah. Cool.
• 2:56:21
  Also thanks to thanks to thanks to Steve and Evan from me on the
• 2:56:27
  Fake Until I Want podcast the other night.
• 2:56:30
  Thanks to Sam for replacing me 'cause I had to get my ass to
• 2:56:35
  bed, Which as it's 111 AMI, should probably do now too.
• 2:56:41
  Yeah, we should probably route we started.
• 2:56:44
  Late, but yeah. Not fair.
• 2:56:47
  As well but but yeah bits and bones Friday night and then
• 2:56:57
  we'll. Probably talk about the DLDLS S5
• 2:57:01
  stuff with a couple other couple other things.
• 2:57:07
  And then? Black Desert Online or something
• 2:57:11
  like that, you know? I will be back in my regular
• 2:57:16
  location on Monday so there will be a Monday show this week
• 2:57:21
  hopefully and then. Yeah, it should be some stream
• 2:57:27
  of Savage Makers featuring Right to Offend radio this week as
• 2:57:30
  well. Nothing real fancy.
• 2:57:33
  She's going to go back to crafting.
• 2:57:36
  Dope. But yeah, more of that.
• 2:57:40
  So. And then we'll be here next
• 2:57:42
  Wednesday, as always. Yep.
• 2:57:45
  So like, comment, subscribe and all that stuff friends, and
• 2:57:52
  thanks for tuning in.