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Is It Weird...? · Podcast - Big 98.7

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  And you ever have an issue with a neighbor. This is so annoying.
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  This is a real thing that happened to somebody. Their neighbor installed human sized
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  wind chimes right outside the window. Human size, so the biggest, jangliest
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  wind chimes you can imagine, and it's between the houses and so it sort
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  of acts as a wind tunnel. So these chimes are putting the work in.
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  Okay, open up this neighbor all through their house, all through the
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  night. So they want to know what they can do to retaliate other you
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  know, apparently they don't want to. They don't want to go over there
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  and bring it up. Well that's smart, right, you wouldn't want to
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  do that. So they want to do something that annoys their neighbor but doesn't
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  annoy them. But isn't it always the case where something that would normally be
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  annoying to you, but if you're doing it to annoy somebody else, it's
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  not annoying. Yeah, I would think that that wind chime probably sounds really
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  good to the person who put it up, right right, Oh yeah.
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  Or it's like when you were a kid, you're annoying your sibling and you're
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  going like ying ying. It's like, that's horribly annoying objectively, But if
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  I'm the one doing it to annoy you, I don't mind. It feels
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  good. Yeah, you know, then I'm not touching a bit that whole
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  thing. Oh yeah, I'm not touching you. Classic. It's a good
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  one. It's a classic. Do you ever have any issues with the neighbor.
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  I've never had an issue with the neighbor that I felt like angry enough
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  to post about and or talk to them about. No. Once in a
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  while, there's some noise, but it's fine. Yeah, I feel like
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  I want people to be having fun. That's a heck of a way to
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  look at it. I think. So we had this neighbor that they had
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  a dog. They would just leave outside and just let it bark all day,
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  and you know, the house are close together, so it's just like,
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  basically, the dog might as well be on my lap really, you
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  know. And eventually one time I mustered up the courage to go over there,
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  and I knocked on the door and I had no plan, you know,
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  I didn't know what I'm trying to do, and they didn't answer,
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  and then I'm like, oh, thank god, I was going to say
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  where you're going? Oh, dodged a bullet on that one. Well,
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  I tried. I get Amanda in the morning. Seven. I have never
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  been readier. Well, a number we like to do it called is it
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  weird? Something going? Is that weird? Is it weird I'm doing this?
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  Yeah? Are the only one? Or is it the rest of society
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  too? Doing this? And James being that you're the guest of honor on
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  the show that today, I'd like you to go first. I didn't know
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  it was a guest to honor? Did I say that? I didn't mean
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  it? Yeah, Well that's why it sounded weird. Is it weird that
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  Pike called me a guest of honor? Oh? Darry all right? I
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  was offensive so Pike. Last night, which I do a lot of the
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  time, I made some meat in a frying pan for my supper. Yeah,
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  and what I do my move is to not wash the pan. I
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  usually wash the pan that I cook meat in, like if I use it
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  for something else, but not if I cook meat in it, because the
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  meat juice that sits in the bottom of the pan. If I make an
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  egg in that pan, the egg will be more delicious because I left the
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  meat residue on the pan, meat in the pan, So the pan just
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  sits on the stove waiting to make an egg or something else to make that
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  thing more delicious. It does not get washed rarely. So you cook the
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  meat in the pan, yep, take it off, eat it, leave
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  the pan on the stove. You don't wash the pan, No wash my
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  other dishes. I like it, Yeah, you know, I like it
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  because I recently became a blackstone person. Oh, which is a lifestyle.
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  You have a blackstone, I have a blackstone, and I love the blackstone.
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  I'm hooked on the blackstone. But part of that with you know,
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  much like a cast iron, is you don't actually wash it. You don't
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  use soap. If anything can get a little wet, wet, nap and
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  you just kind of wipe it off. But really the most part, you're
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  you really kind of leave it a lot of the rest of you on there,
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  and you know, you just let it build up this layer. Yeah,
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  and it just provides some extra juice. Yeah, I love it.
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  That's not weird to not wash my dishes, my pan. No, I
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  don't think it's weird at all. I'm gonna go not weird not to mention,
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  what a hassle, saver. I know, washing pans, pots and
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  pants the worst and most annoying. In fact, right now, I got
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  a greasy pan in my sink, probably driving my wife crazy. You got
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  it soak in in the soapy No, it's not even so good, it's
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  just dry it. It was just a weekend. It was like it was
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  the night after our show Friday. Our band played in Murphy's Great Show by
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  the way, Things for coming everybody show. But it was just like,
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  I've just taken the day off from doing any chores. So our place is
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  a mess. We had friends stay over on an air mattress blown it,
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  blew it up in the middle of the living room. It's still just there.
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  We're just walking around it. I'll probably get to it like Thursday or
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  something. It right. Is it weird, James, that I, a
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  married man, will openly flatuate, flatulate in the home around my wife when
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  she has never not once returned the favor, not one time. You find
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  that to be a favor that you're giving her. I wouldn't say it's a
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  favor, And it's you know, the weird part to me anyway, And
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  this is up to you to decide being is it weird? It's that I
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  don't like that I do it, but I just can't help myself. You
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  really can't help it, I don't think so. I maybe I have like
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  some stuff cause she's or something, and that's what I like to blame it
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  on. I go, I'm sorry, you got some stomach issues going on.
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  So you're walking around the house, just dude, and then it's like
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  the fourth of July in there you're bing bang bog and then you're just like
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  you're apologizing all day. And she's such a sport about it. But I
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  can't imagine it, you know, And internally it's something she enjoys. Yeah,
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  it feels like it. It feels like it would affect things negatively,
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  Pike. Do you think eventually that'll be our downfall? Well? I don't
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  know about that, but it can't be a good sign, you know,
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  because if I'm being honest, if she were to start returning the favor,
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  I wouldn't like it exactly. Am I a hypocrite? Yes? I'm not
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  enjoying it. So it makes it different, right, it does? I
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  feel I feel great shame. Couldn't you just high tail it to the bathroom?
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  And release. Come on, now, I'd be in the all day.
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  I imagine the shape your thighs would be in though, Oh steps in
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  running, lapse, back and front. I mean they call me mister ten
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  k. They were so gassy bike my god. Yeah. Well, that's
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  the other part is you them. I don't want to do it at work,
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  so you gotta kind of get it out of the way. I would
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  much prefer you to do it at work then too force your wife to have
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  to deal with it. Did you just do it just now? Does anybody
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  that's crazy? Unless you're working like I don't know, my buddy is like
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  a plumber. I imagine it's probably okay. But in an office setting,
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  the plumbers really take it, don't they. They just you know, they
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  got all the bad rap. They can't keep their pants on, and they're
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  just gassing up the joint. I'm just say, you're working by yourself because
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  they're toileting people. No, I'm just saying there's nobody around, you know,
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  what about their what about their coworker John? What about him gassing him
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  out of them? Oh? Well, come on, I'm just saying,
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  if you're just with the fellas, Oh, ladies, can't be plumbers.
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  You're like you're like, you're like, you're doing it around the boys,
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  do you. Well, I think you would have to agree that when the
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  boys are together, it seems like it's pretty open policy. I kind of
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  hate it. I generally you do. Yeah, I just don't want to
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  do it. I never I've never seen you. I tried not to.
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  But yeah, good, well you do it. You're doing a good job.
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  So I'm incredibly bloated. See now I'm worried about yet. You got
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  to relieve that. Okay, open it up, all right, right right
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  now? Biking a man any morning? Right now? Right now? What's
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  that one done in the morning? Yeah? Now, I'm Amanda Stills.
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  Let's see we'e before I spell the tea brought to you by Valley Service Mechanical.
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  Friday Night, my band Low Standards, who I know? I mentioned
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  a time or two played at Murphy's and Moorehead. A great fun time,
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  James, you're having your your engagement party. Fiance works for the news station
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  and of course Balley News Live, and so she had a lot of coworkers
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  out, meaning weather person Lisa Green meteorol. The legend. The legend Lisa
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  Green was at my show and I was like, oh wow, how lucky.
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  And so I talked to Lisa. I said, hey, it would
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  be great before we go on for our last set if you could go on
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  stage and give a forecast, because you know, there's something about yeah,
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  I could look at my phone and just look at it, but something about
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  getting a live forecast from an actual media all time Lisa Green. So she
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  did, so she obliged. She came on stage and she was amazing it,
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  gave a detailed forecast. She was talking about cooler TEMs and precipitation.
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  Everyone is booing her. Yeah, it was great. You know, you
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  don't have to deal with that when you're on TV. Also, Bike,
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  you were leading the booze, which was the best. As I was,
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  I just don't like to hear it cooler TEMs. You were just trying to
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  You were trying to destroy her, and she wasn't having it. She was
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  great, and she ended it. She goes and but there is a slight
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  chance of low standards. And then we started playing so good brutal Mars in
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  a little bit of gambling debt. Oh you see this report over the weekend.
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  Now this is from an anonymous source so it could be totally fake,
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  but let's pretend it's real. Bruno Mars allegedly is racked up over fifty million
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  dollars in gambling debt at MGM in Las Vegas, so now he's doing a
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  residency there, which now it makes it seems like it's a little like they've
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  enslaved him essentially because he owes it. He owes him so much money.
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  Ninety million dollars a year is what they're paying him for the deal, so
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  part of that will go to paying off his debt. Right, fifteen million
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  dollars. How do you get in that much dead? Well, I guess
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  you just make a lot of bad bets. You bet high, yeah,
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  and then you lose and you go, wow, I got to get that
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  back. Have you ever seen a Have you ever been on a high roller
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  table pike? Yeah? Yeah? What's the max bet? I mean,
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  even just a normal table in Vegas where it's like fifteen dollars twenty Yeah,
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  hard to find those. It's more like twenty five dollars minimum. I think
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  the bet the max is like two grand, So you don't see a lot
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  of people doing that. But then you go to a max or a high
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  roller room, and it's like one hundred dollars minimum bet twenty thousand dollars maximum.
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  But then there's more than that, you know. That's like, I
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  think they'll pretty much accommodate whatever you want. Right. If you're saying,
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  hey, I want to bet a million dollars a hand, They're probably gonna
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  let you do it. Can you imagine, Uh, well, I could
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  imagine. Is there a million dollar chip? Or do you got to like
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  stack your chips? What? They don't have so many colors, you know,
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  And I've seen I've been on some I've been on some heaters where you
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  know, seeing a thousand dollar chip, I think it's you have purple?
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  Yeah? Cool? Right, But I don't know what a million dollar would
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  be. What's the biggest bet you've ever seen anyone? Make? Man?
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  I've seen some guys in Vegas where I don't know, you can't like you
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  can't even count, I don't know, probably like ten grand or something.
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  I don't know, you like three bucks, three bucks? Somebody wagered three
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  bucks. This was me. That's a nice thing about gambling in town,
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  as you can bet three dollars. I do like a good three dollars blackjack
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  table plight. Selinion is attempting to make a comeback. Now you're thinking,
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  well, what's the issue you might not have remembered. Twenty twenty two,
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  she was diagnosed with a rare disorder neurological disorder called stiff person syndrome. Oh,
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  I'm assuming anyway that she's just all stiff and so it makes it hard
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  to perform. But it's a good assumption. I think it's fair. Now
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  it is not curable, she says, So, I don't know what they're
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  able to do to sort of unstiffen her, But I hope she'll be able
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  to return to the stage because she is one of the best. She's a
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  great I saw her in Vegas. Speaking of Vegas. Oh, yeah,
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  she's unbelievable. She's so funny, just personable, and that she nails all
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  the notes. She's singing everything. It's oh, such a good voice.
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  It's wouldn't you say that sort of the great voices of like the nineties era
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  anyway, would be of course, Whitney Houston. I would say, Celine
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  Dion and then Mariah Carrey is who I would put in the sort of the
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  power trio. Yeah, that's a nice almost mount Rushmore. Yeah, okay,
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  you had to fill it out. Who would you put over in Rushmore?
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  Lincoln said, yeah, one more vocalist. I replaced Lincoln with Shanaiah.
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  Was she ever real powerhouse vocalist? Though? Well, I mean more
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  just a pop star, right, Yeah, that's true. You got another
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  powerhouse I can't think of it. I would put Jewel in there. I
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  think Jewel's voice is incredible. You think she's got powerhouse voice? Oh my
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  god, James, I saw Jewel at the Fargo Theater. She did this
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  acoustic show. No, I've never seen anything like it. Really, the
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  control she has of that voice is breath taking, and then breath was taken
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  from absolutely was and the hits to go with it. For the hits,
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  yeah, Jewel, Oh god. Celidon's got that cover of I Drove All
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  Night. That's one of my favorites. Person really. I like the theme
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  from Titanic and of course it's all coming back to me now that's an ald
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  Timer series, the build up in that song. She was the original Adele.
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  Yeah, in a way. Dakota Johnson declares she will never ever cross
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  over into music. Now. She's an actress. If you didn't know,
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  but she says she does not like when people do that. She says,
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  people say, oh, you know, i'm a I'm a if a musician
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  goes I'm an actor. Also she goes, no, the beleep you're not,
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  which I kind of like the honesty because that's got to be a little
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  bit of an eye roll for an actual actor. Well it sounds yeah,
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  that's true, but it also sounds like she can't sing. But I don't
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  know that. I know that you can or can't. But who A lot
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  of a lot of singers cross over to acting. I feel like that's easier.
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  But what actor or actress has crossed over to singing and actually done well?
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  You know, I don't like gosh like want Paris Hilton isn't even an
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  actress. I know she was in film, but I would not. Would
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  you consider Hugh Jackman on that list? What does he do musically? I
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  don't know. He did that movie with the Circus that everyone gets mad at
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  me for not being able to see or not seeing I can't could see it
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  first? Oh the greatest show? There you go? Really? Yeah?
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  He was singing? That was his voice? Interesting, Well, I got
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  Bradley Cooper did a nice jop singing. That's right. Yeah, we got
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  Zoey Deschanel. I never heard her music, but I love everything about her.
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  She sings the theme for New Girl. Oh she does no interesting.
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  Jared Letto of course classic, Oh thirty seconds to Bors. Yeah, Anna
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  Kendrick. Yeah. Jamie Fox is actually probably the goat of this. Yeah
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  forgot Jason What what did he do? Originally? I don't know because he
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  does everything. He's a comedian, actor, singer. Yeah. Oh bit
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  speaking a big Willie style. Oh we forgot about Big Will Wait. I
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  tell you what. Will Smith has a couple of bad years. You forget
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  about him completely. I know, I mean really now you know what.
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  He's sad. He obviously more raps than sings. I've never heard him,
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  never heard him say another goat Pike Jack Black, we think of oh Jeff
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  Black Legend, Yeah, White and Amanda in the Morning on seven. Okay,
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  So I want to preface this list one. I did not write it
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  in two with the understanding that men are disgusting. Women are beautiful creatures.
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  We probably turn them off at every turn, right, But this list I've
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  the same. But these are the unusual things wives do that turn their husbands
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  off. Okay, like number three, significant changes to their appearance. So
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  a spouse comes home plastic surgery, new hairstyle, new hair color, or
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  even a breast augmentation, whether larger or smaller. Apparently these things can lead
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  to breakups. Really, yeah, have you ever encountered this? You're engaged
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  man? As your ever come home with a brand new look? No?
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  No, well, I mean that looks a little different once in a while,
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  but it's all good. Yeah, it's all good stuff. But yeah,
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  my wife's hair has been very consistent, very consistent. Yeah, got
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  a consistent mind hair. She has great hair. She always don't want,
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  you know, and she hates it. Of course, why because you always
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  hate what you got. I don't know. Yeah, were always talking about
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  how nice her hair is. What does she want? I don't know.
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  She wants to shave her head. She says that a lot was I'm just
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  gonna shave it all off. Well, so if she shaved her Headpike,
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  that would be Would that be a bit of a turn off? It would
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  be tough. I feel like that's something you gotta discuss before you come home
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  with the bald head. With a great bald head. Yeah, I don't
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  know. Have you ever been bald, Pike? Have I ever been bald?
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  I did? Well. I back in the day on this radio show,
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  we used to do silly things like color my hair different colors and stuff
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  like that, and so I would do the color and then it would grow
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  out and look kind of weird. So then I would just shave it.
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  So I had like a shaved head. But now I think I'm too thin
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  where it's like, yeah, I can't afford to be doing that. Your
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  hair's too thin. Yeah. I got to kind of hang onto what I
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  got, and I think eventually I'll probably have no choice but to be bald.
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  So how's your head shape? Good? Oh? Balbous? Disgusting?
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  Really, yeah, a horrible head. Some people have just a beautiful head
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  that just yeah, yeah, I'm afraid that's not the case. So we
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  have to at some point. You know, I wear a hat a lot,
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  so just kind of preparing people for what it's going to be like when
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  I'm bald. Maybe a cool taxi cab guy hat. There you go,
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  do one of those fedora. I don't think I could do a fedora.
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  No. No, speaking of turning people off, you might might do it.
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  Speaking all right, So unusual things wives do to turn their husbands off,
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  bombarding them with their grievances. So imagine you get home, first thing
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  you do start unloading on your husband all the things that went wrong at work
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  and why Janet is so annoying and she's a micromanager and this sucks and the
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  kids' schedules are too much. That can be a turnoff. I actually that
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  doesn't bother me. No, you like hearing the grievances from your partner?
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  Yeah? Yeah, why? Uh you know, I I don't mind either
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  if they're not about me, I guess if they're about me, come on
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  now. Objectively, it is hard to listen to like complaints, especially if
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  it's your partner's like workplace, because it's stuff you don't know. It's not
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  anything to do with you. You can sort of relate because it's probably something
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  you know, the same idea anyway of what happens at your workplace. But
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  at the end of the day, it's hard, but you just care because
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  it's them, you know what I mean? Right? Yeah, and that
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  if it's doing something for them, gladly do it. Absolutely. Yep.
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  I don't know any of the people you're talking about or the terms. I
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  don't know the dynamic of your work relationships, but lay it on me.
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  Let's have it. Let's have it. And then finally, the number one
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  thing that wives do to turn their husbands off giving intimate feedback in a cruel
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  or hostile way. That's feedback. By all means, I feel like there's
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  not enough feedback being given in general. And if there's anybody you should be
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  open about the feedback should be your part, your your spouse. Right here,
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  what do you give a lot of feedback? Me? No? Again,
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  like I said at the beginning, who am I to give feedback?
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  I'm just lucky. I'm lucky to be on the team. Lucky if you
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  participated. But by all means, if you're going to give feedback, be
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  nice about it. And yet, there's nothing worse than somebody walks in a
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  room and they just go well, And that's the other thing. If it's
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  something that I can't change, then there's no need for feedback. You know
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  what is that? Specifically, you look like you have something out in your
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  mind, you know what I mean? Like, for example, if somebody
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  was trying to give me feedback on how to be more attractive, they say,
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  well, first of all, you got to be a lot taller.
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  I'd be like, okay, but thanks for the help. Well that's rude,
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  that's what I'm saying. You don't say that. I'm saying that's similar
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  to what I'm describing here, you know. But if you you could say,
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  hey, maybe try this, Maybe try rotating counterclockwise instead and see what
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  that little counter opposite change the direction. You never hurt anybody. Dude,
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  you think that you go it is because you see so many clockspike, you
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  don't think of it. That's a really good recommendation. It does go against
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  the grain. And I think that's the beautiful thing about it. I like
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  to call it the grain too, if that to be quite attract Yes,
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  oh yeah, it like in a minute in the morning on a big nut
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  eight point seven. You ever get in online arguments some people I just live
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  for it, Just love going back and forth with some stranger. You know.
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  You see it all the time on like the local news channels facebook pages.
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  This got so bad. This guy who is a big Nicki Minaj fan,
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  okay, was so upset because a dual Leipa fan question the fact that
• 19:17
  Nicki Minaj is the Queen of rap, which is weird because du Alipa.
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  Nobody's calling her a rapper or a queen of any kind. No, she's
• 19:25
  a queen. Is she dual Lipa? Have you seen a photo or video
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  of her? We can't say Queen Beyonce? Oh I was judging by the
• 19:33
  music. Oh are you just saying that you find the character? I would
• 19:37
  say she is attractive, She's very beautiful. She's just not a Beyonce or
• 19:38
  Taylor Swift, right, and you know she's in the middle of it.
• 19:41
  But she is currently sort of the queen of like modern disco pop dance music,
• 19:47
  right, I mean just pumping Who else is? Who did she de
• 19:51
  throw them for that title? Disco pop classical hybrid music. She ripped the
• 19:56
  crown right off of uh Aqua. It was her in Aqua. They were
• 20:03
  fighting it out and she won King of the Mountain. I know Aqua,
• 20:07
  the ones who do Barbie Girl. Of course that I had that CD.
• 20:11
  I actually had the tape and the CD. That weird time in the nineties
• 20:15
  were depending on which vehicle you were, But my god, that album was
• 20:18
  perfect. It was called Aquarium from Aqua. Every song is a certified banger.
• 20:25
  Really, Yeah, seriously, just listen to it if you want.
• 20:27
  I want. It's a perfect music. No, yeah, with Barbie Girl.
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  Yeah, dude, that's the worst. That's the worst song on the
• 20:33
  album. But that guy and the two were actually a couple. I think
• 20:37
  they were married, like a bobby. Yeah. Yeah, he's got a
• 20:40
  great voice. Oh, I love him. He's so good in some other
• 20:42
  songs too. Yeah. I just want to talk about Aqua. But I
• 20:45
  got to tell you the story because I brought it up. So the guy,
• 20:48
  they were going back and forth dual leap of fans questions whether Nicki Minaj
• 20:52
  is a queen of rap, which I don't know. Maybe she is,
• 20:55
  maybe she isn't. So guy gets a knock on the door. Nicki Minaj
• 20:59
  fan will leap A guy is so upset that he found the dude's address whoa
• 21:03
  and showed up at his door. Whoa. So Nicki Minaska's like, what
• 21:07
  what the heck? Were just arguing on Twitter? What are you doing?
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  And you got to assume if he came all that way and I don't know,
• 21:12
  it doesn't say what If they were right, they would that'd be great.
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  I assume he had to go a long distance. So and so you
• 21:21
  assume, if you've come this far, you probably got a gun, right,
• 21:23
  you're probably trying to kill me. Yeah, I don't know that.
• 21:26
  I would have opened the door. Yeah, well he called the police,
• 21:30
  police showed up. No charge is filed. I guess you know you're allowed
• 21:33
  to show up. But it feels a little bit terrorizing, doesn't I think
• 21:37
  I would have had to. I would have had to build a case against
• 21:40
  him and go look at all the things he said to me on Twitter,
• 21:41
  and now he's here obviously stalker. I mean, suppose you could get up.
• 21:45
  I don't know what the rules are in restraining orders, but it sure
• 21:48
  feels to me like you can do that to anybody. Restraining order, Yeah,
• 21:52
  well you can. So Mina's guy could restraining order or or do a
• 21:56
  lip a guy, Yeah, I think, and then he should he should.
• 21:57
  Yeah, they can of course did not restraining orders, which you hear
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  that happening really And also the other thing with restraining orders is are there's a
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  piece of paper, Are they really stopping anybody? Sadly? No? No,
• 22:10
  Aqua, Oh yeah, Aqua. I'm gonna play you that whole album,
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  kay right now? Well, not on the air, it's gonna be
• 22:15
  you and me privately, but I would like to do that. I'm gonna
• 22:17
  get a private sash. Yeah, yeah, private listening sash. Can't wait
• 22:21
  tiding me up, Daddy Pike, get a minute in the morning, come
• 22:23
  get up on Big seven. Well I am, I will say, dangerously
• 22:29
  close to caring. Oh no, first time in my life. No about
• 22:33
  the royal family? Boy? Are you following along with what's going on with
• 22:36
  Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales? Is that this picture drama? Well?
• 22:40
  Yeah, Mother's Day they release this photo of her and the boy or
• 22:44
  the girls and whatever kids they have, whatever combination of Joders children, and
• 22:49
  so her ring is not on, She's not wearn't a wedding ring. So
• 22:52
  what you got speculation going that she's on the outs with William? And then
• 22:57
  two she hasn't actually been seen like in person, and no footage of her
• 23:03
  in months. She apparently had this medical issue going on. She had some
• 23:07
  surgery of some kind, and so people are now starting to question is she
• 23:11
  dead? Is she dead? She might be dead, And so now I'm
• 23:15
  like, okay, this is sort of juicy. Oh it's juicy. I
• 23:18
  mean, can you imagine if that was the case. If they were trying
• 23:21
  to hide that she died, right they killed her and now they're just like
• 23:23
  posting photos and altering photos and eventually does it. No one's going to have
• 23:29
  to have a look at her, you know, right. So apparently there's
• 23:32
  a report now that Kate Middleton may discuss her health next month. Okay,
• 23:37
  apparently she's waiting, you know, whether it's like she is dismembered in some
• 23:41
  way or just doesn't look how she wants to be portrayed. And I mean
• 23:45
  this possible dismemberment. Does she have leprosy? I don't know. Stuff's just
• 23:49
  falling off. What if she had to get all of her limbs amputated for
• 23:52
  what? But that's just it. Does that ever happen? That's does anybody
• 23:56
  have to have? Yes? You ever seen somebody with like a brain eating
• 23:59
  a meat? This is why I don't go to the bathroom in the ocean,
• 24:03
  because it can get in there. Again, I read that once.
• 24:07
  So that's why if I go to the bathroom in the ocean, I make
• 24:10
  sure that the water level is below like thigh high and like it couldn't climb
• 24:15
  up the stream. I climb the stream into your mind. No, I'm
• 24:22
  I'm saying time out of my mind right now. I'm just saying I'm reducing
• 24:26
  the chances. And nevertheless, she may or may not have You know what
• 24:30
  I speak about. When I think about a climb in the stream, it's
• 24:33
  like if you would lay down, you would be pouring gasoline out of a
• 24:37
  you know, a jug, and then you light it on fire at the
• 24:40
  bottom it would climb it up into the jug. No, that's exactly what
• 24:42
  would happen going against the current. You know, I'm a strong That'd be
• 24:47
  like going in the Red River and swimming up the current. You know how
• 24:51
  strong of a swimmer you'd have to be. You think Phelps could go down
• 24:53
  to Dike East and swim up that stream. No, I don't think so.
• 25:00
  The last thing, maybe I have a ton of faith and felt it's
• 25:03
  more than you know. Okay, So apparently the royal couple, Kate and
• 25:08
  William, they're shaken by the backlash suggesting that their marriage is on the rocks.
• 25:15
  They're shaken. Imagine how how would you feel and you're engaged, you're
• 25:18
  not even married yet, right, Imagine if there was rumors going through the
• 25:22
  town that your relationship was on the rocks and it was not the case.
• 25:26
  Do people don't people just assume that about everyone all the time. Yeah,
• 25:29
  I'm never shocked. Are you ever shocked to hear somebody's relationship is on the
• 25:33
  rocks? Yeah? I guess that's that's that's what happens. You know what
• 25:36
  happens something? What's the old law, Murphy's law? Well, you know
• 25:41
  it goes on long enough and if it's possible, it's gonna happen given enough
• 25:45
  time to someone, to someone. Yeah, obviously not you or me,
• 25:48
  but other people. No, I'll die long before from from a brain eating
• 25:53
  amba. Well, not with the practice I've installed. That's true. You
• 25:57
  have protected yourself quite but trending. Now, excuse what you need some now?
• 26:03
  Might I have your attention? James filling in from Antles, I don't
• 26:07
  know, take it away though. They six percent commission and a standard in
• 26:11
  home purchase transactions is no more, Pike, No, the one where if
• 26:14
  you're selling your house you have to pay six percent of the purchase price,
• 26:18
  you have to pay your realtor and the other person's realtor. That's no longer
• 26:21
  a thing. That's no longer a thing, Pike it's a sweeping move expected
• 26:23
  to dramatically reduce the cost of buying and selling a home. The National Association
• 26:27
  of Realtors said that it's agents who list a home for sale on the MLS
• 26:32
  will no longer be allowed to use the service to offer to pay a commission
• 26:36
  to agents that represent potential home buyers. So it sounds like you, the
• 26:40
  seller, you'll be saving some money in your future transaction, means you're gonna
• 26:44
  put some coin in your pocket, Pike. And a lot of people don't
• 26:45
  want to sell their house because they got that low, low interest rate.
• 26:49
  I've got us sad I sold mine. You did, when'd you sell a
• 26:52
  house twenty twenty one? Yeah? Wow, of that. Baby sure loved
• 27:00
  being judged by somebody who knows more about money than me, Pike. That
• 27:03
  hurts. I am just so bitter when it comes to real estate and homes.
• 27:07
  And because you know, we bought a home at like the peak,
• 27:11
  you know, high interest rate, just the just the worst. Everyone else
• 27:15
  you meet they're like, oh, yeah, doubled in value the first two
• 27:18
  years, Like my interest rate was two point nine percent. Oh my god,
• 27:21
  sickening, sickening, Let's just sell it. That'll binner. It's just
• 27:25
  like it's just one of those things where it's like, man, nothing ever
• 27:26
  goes right. O. Man, your name is Pike. I mean,
• 27:33
  honestly, it's raining on my head again today. I guess that's how it
• 27:37
  goes. Yeah, reining in the form of five point eight percent raining drops
• 27:45
  keep falling on his head. Are United aircraft lost an external panel mid flight.
• 27:51
  The crew had no idea until the Boeing plane landed in Oregon. So
• 27:55
  far, nobody's reported finding the panel. Fortunately nobody was injured. It's not
• 27:57
  looking good for you know, their planes are falling apart. But then it's
• 28:03
  like, what are there other plane? Do they have a real monopoly on
• 28:06
  plane? They do, except there's one other company. Oh really, they
• 28:08
  make the air bus, but I don't remember their name, Stanley, maybe
• 28:14
  Yamaha, something like that. Interesting. The thing about the Boeing thing,
• 28:18
  Pike, is that these planes are not going down, so that would tell
• 28:22
  me they rarely do that. No matter how much my plane falls apart,
• 28:26
  it seems to be able to stay in the air. I thowt, you
• 28:29
  know, because there's not a lot of deaths annually via airplane, you know,
• 28:33
  But I did see one and what I think it was. In the
• 28:33
  seventies, it was the deadliest air disaster ever. Five hundred and thirty people
• 28:38
  died because an airplane was taken off and kind of like lost control. And
• 28:44
  picture another airplane on the same runway. It ran over that plane. They
• 28:48
  don't have video of it, but they did do like a reenactment, and
• 28:49
  it's just like both planes exploded. How does that even occur? You know?
• 28:53
  It was a foggy I know that, you know, And in the
• 28:56
  seventies maybe the radar I don't know, was lack of communication, which with
• 29:02
  air air traffic control and poor communication, fog was worse. In the seventies
• 29:06
  fog was Say what you want, but we've come a long ways with fog
• 29:11
  fog. Yeah, we've basically eradicated the fog problem on the bigger and better
• 29:15
  today. Pike is National Awkward Moments Day. Yeah. He also, it's
• 29:23
  gonna be windy with a high of forty. See what I was doing Friday?
• 29:27
  I thought that was real. Well, it probably was. It's not
• 29:30
  too far out of the norm. Because I'm true famous for awkward moments.
• 29:33
  I've never felt more uncomfortable than around me sitting in here, I like to
• 29:37
  I do. I love creating awkward moments. It's not awkward for me,
• 29:41
  but I like making it awkward for the other people and just sort of seeing
• 29:44
  how they react. Just sitting in it, just sitting in it. Yeah.
• 29:47
  Yeah, people don't like it. People don't like it. I like
• 29:49
  it, Amanda in the Morning on sign James, if I could, I'd
• 29:56
  like to take you back to the year nineteen ninety six. Oh, I
• 29:59
  remember it fondly. Yeah, what was going on? Well, my parents
• 30:02
  got divorced. I think I think it was that year. You remember the
• 30:07
  year. Macarena by Lowestell Rio was the number one song at the end of
• 30:11
  the year. One Sweet Day by Mariah Carrying Boys to Men, Chicago Bulls,
• 30:17
  MJ. Big Willie Clinton, Scott Pipp Big Willie style to the middle
• 30:22
  of the middle of the Clinton administration. And this was happening. This couple
• 30:26
  who shall be nameless, named nameless, they got married. Okay, this
• 30:30
  guy and this girl got married in nineteen ninety six. They we can love
• 30:33
  now. The man had a career and so he was making good money,
• 30:36
  and so the wife it was determined that she would stay home, she would
• 30:41
  keep the house in order which I don't know how you know, how many
• 30:44
  hours a day does that take? I don't know. But then they had
• 30:45
  a daughter, so she went on the side of his house. She was
• 30:48
  a stay at home mom. Okay, well, twenty two years later,
• 30:51
  fast forward to twenty twenty two, just two years ago, this couple,
• 30:55
  it all falls apart. They decide they can't go on anyone. Oh man,
• 30:57
  they're getting a divorce, much like my parents twenty two years prior.
• 31:03
  And so this is in Europe. Things are a little different over there,
• 31:07
  but apparently this is becoming more of a thing there where the woman who stayed
• 31:11
  home for all those years didn't pursue a career because it was decided that she
• 31:15
  would be the homemaker. She wanted money from him because of that. So
• 31:21
  all the work she did, she wants to be compensated for raising the daughter,
• 31:25
  getting ready for school, doing all that clean in the house. And
• 31:27
  so she asked for one hundred and twenty thousand dollars. Now the husband,
• 31:32
  he said, whoa, whoa, whoa too much? Are you crazy?
• 31:36
  Too much? And then the wife returned, and she came back and said,
• 31:38
  whoa, hang on, now, I don't think it's enough. Now
• 31:41
  that you mention it, I think I'd like some more money. Yeah,
• 31:45
  So I went to court and the judge actually determined that ninety six thousand dollars
• 31:48
  would be the number that this husband would have to pay the wife for eighteen
• 31:52
  years, for twenty two years. Yeah, that seems low. Eighteen years
• 31:56
  of the child, right, right? But what do you think I mean?
• 32:00
  Because now she has to work on her own, right, She's off
• 32:02
  on her own and she has to pay her own bills. So she had
• 32:05
  to get a job, having no experience in anything. Her resume is naked
• 32:09
  like this piece of paper right here. Fine, I see your last job
• 32:13
  was nineteen eighty four at a gas station. Yeah, seems like that.
• 32:19
  Seems like ninety six is low in that case. Because you got no history
• 32:22
  work history, how do you even get a job? Imagine just paying somebody
• 32:25
  ninety six thousand dollars. That would hurt. Yeah, that would be a
• 32:30
  good that would be a good chunk of my savings. It'd be a significant
• 32:36
  percentage. It wouldn't be tough to recover from that one back. Can we
• 32:39
  take a couple of days, Well, I wouldn't have much left, wouldn't
• 32:44
  have zero though, No, I don't know that the negative something actually