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145: Wrapper's Delight 2025 · Wine & Audacity

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  Speaker 1: M for the last time in twenty twenty five. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: back to Basement News.
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  Speaker 2: It's still the basement.
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  Speaker 3: It's still news.
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  Speaker 1: Theme song showing.
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  Speaker 4: What damn what the fuck is?
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  Speaker 1: Theme song you made it up? I want d damn damn.
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  Speaker 3: Today in Basement News, niggas is still trumpet to you, Brandon,
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  Speaker 3: Thank you Shone.
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  Speaker 1: It's going w Your fucking head might snow at this point.
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  Speaker 1: Happy December, y'all. It's cold, just depends. You're like a
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  Speaker 1: holiday decorations. It's so it's so good that it's like
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  Speaker 1: they're invisible.
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  Speaker 2: Some definitely some ship you've never seen before.
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  Speaker 1: Us either, mm hmmm. And Welcome to this week's episode,
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  Speaker 1: the final episode of season three, both Wind and Audacity
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  Speaker 1: the podcast. I am your host, Brain is the card,
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  Speaker 1: and now I'm joined by two of my favorite people
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  Speaker 1: in the world. How y'all feeling this week? We here,
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  Speaker 1: I'm cool, You cool?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Me cool?
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  Speaker 2: You know it's crazy. It's crazy because we started we
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  Speaker 2: started like this ship like go to the video what
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  Speaker 2: like what four five six months ago?
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  Speaker 1: And we started August, right, so it's only been four months.
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  Speaker 2: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like, oh yeah, we put out fucking sixteen
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  Speaker 1: up video episodes.
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  Speaker 2: Episode of Yo, Yeah Niggas listen, y'all got us growing
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  Speaker 2: on TikTok. We liked it. We liked that a lot.
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  Speaker 2: We also need help. We also need your help for
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  Speaker 2: uh for Instagram and Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: And Facebook because that's where the auntie is at.
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  Speaker 2: Tell your grandmoma's that they can watch us while while
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  Speaker 2: they play it, while they played the little Facebook games,
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  Speaker 2: the solidail, candy crush, conduct and all kinds of all kinds.
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  Speaker 1: Of slot play your slots.
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  Speaker 3: I've gotten into Solitaire a lot lately and my auntie,
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  Speaker 3: Now I told you I figured out versions. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: still maybe it's been thirty years. Mind Sweeper still it's
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  Speaker 3: a mystery.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I ranged it be clicked one. That's
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  Speaker 1: what we talking about. This is probably a couple seasons ago,
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  Speaker 1: but book I had a conversation here because why not
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  Speaker 1: So for mind Sweeper, do you know when you click
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  Speaker 1: it and the random will pop up, that's the distance
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  Speaker 1: in cubes to the with the bombers because you hit
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  Speaker 1: like a one or two or three or four, or
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  Speaker 1: if you hit it, certain spots will just disappear because
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  Speaker 1: it's no bombs in the area. But the cue the
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  Speaker 1: trick is it'll tell you how far how many spots
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  Speaker 1: to where you are from a bomb, and it's the
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  Speaker 1: point is to basically disable the entire boar without triggering
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  Speaker 1: the bomb or mine. It's the name my sweeper.
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  Speaker 3: The more you know, mm hmmm, I feel like the
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  Speaker 3: slow last episode.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, watch it. We're gonna have y'all. We're gonna have
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  Speaker 2: y'all doing that ship randomly randomly throughout the day. I'm like, God,
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  Speaker 2: damn that, damn that, damn why why nods?
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  Speaker 1: The more you know, mm hmm, Happy December. Oh wait,
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  Speaker 1: I'm late. It's the final episode of the year, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like you slow, Like Alred from the latest episode,
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  Speaker 3: she wouldn't like, am I God, did you know you
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  Speaker 3: can make rainbows with your hands? Yeah? So I did
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  Speaker 3: this in this timeline. In another timeline there was a rainbow.
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  Speaker 2: Yo.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it is really It's really interesting, my man,
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  Speaker 3: he told me that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What else is now?
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  Speaker 2: We were slipping like we were slipping on our on
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  Speaker 2: our on our on the list for twenty twenty four,
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think we had a fuck you list this year.
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  Speaker 1: Did we at all? Actually? No, damn. How about this.
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  Speaker 1: Since this is the final episode of season three, let's
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  Speaker 1: go into some favorite moments of the season. But you
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  Speaker 1: can remember from the past what forty plus episodes we've
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  Speaker 1: done so far this year.
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  Speaker 3: Favorite moments mineus recent Mine is that when Brian came
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  Speaker 3: down here randomly with them fucking bananas and said that
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  Speaker 3: the man walked up on the car and said he
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  Speaker 3: was giving away. He had a big best banana he
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  Speaker 3: was giving away in the community and Brian said, did
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  Speaker 3: you call me a nigga?
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  Speaker 1: And they didn't.
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  Speaker 2: That was.
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  Speaker 3: It was very very brandom that made me laugh. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: and Brandy got turned into a mean that made me giggle.
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  Speaker 3: On TikTok y'all, he got turned to a mean find
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  Speaker 3: a video when we were talking about the dude who
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  Speaker 3: girlfriend cheated on her with her with her baby daddy.
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  Speaker 1: So then he went and and and and had.
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  Speaker 3: The baby daddy doing the bending. Thank you very much, sir.
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  Speaker 3: I guess that made me giggle.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not gonna tell you when the episode is, but.
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  Speaker 2: Smoked him smoking looking at me gaps.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: One of my other favorite moments was when Ebo was
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  Speaker 3: on the show and we were talking about hobo sexuals
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  Speaker 3: and you say hobo sexuals need love.
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  Speaker 1: They oh, yeah, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: What I was saying something about homeless people need something
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  Speaker 3: to and I said, yeah, a fucking house.
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  Speaker 4: That was one of my favorite.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I said that homeless people need stuff to. You
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  Speaker 1: said yeah, homeless.
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  Speaker 4: That was funny.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And hobo striptures, hobo strapures.
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  Speaker 1: That might be one. That's the top five.
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  Speaker 3: Wonder that's top five, top five, top five hobo straps.
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  Speaker 2: My favorite. It is probably probably one of our most
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  Speaker 2: watched videos on TikTok, talking about the data that tried
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  Speaker 2: to kill a man and always like he already, bitch.
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  Speaker 1: God gives you a break, take it, dumb man. Yep. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: And the one with the girl went in they're trying
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  Speaker 3: to be slick with the barber chick who man she
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  Speaker 3: was messing with and the bit shaped eyebrows off.
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  Speaker 4: That that was one of that was that was that?
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  Speaker 4: That was top five?
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 1: Do I have any favorite moments from the podcast. The
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  Speaker 1: podcast makes me seem a lot more freaked out than
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  Speaker 1: I actually, in which I don't appreciate.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's it is, it is, it is.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not freaked out.
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  Speaker 4: At all, not at all.
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  Speaker 2: That's the it is. Other favorite moments just when it hit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm touching the table so all both biggers get get
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  Speaker 1: dropped to. This is on touching you when it's on
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  Speaker 1: the table let this rubber, All right, brother, don't don't
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  Speaker 1: con depth put your hands up. Y'all usually don't see
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  Speaker 1: it in clips. Well, we we had some really solid
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  Speaker 1: like conversation starters that a result it from some of
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  Speaker 1: the ship we've been finding on on the Tikii top.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: M so she that dumb ass mother who decided to
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  Speaker 1: go on the cruise instead of paying her rent and
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  Speaker 1: her oldest seventeen year old was charging charging him rent.
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  Speaker 3: Stupid, upset in the spirit crazy and apparently it upset
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  Speaker 3: a lot of y'all was active in y'all was up
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  Speaker 3: damn set. That's how I felt when I first read
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  Speaker 3: the damn question. I was itching to start the episode
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  Speaker 3: to read that damn question.
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  Speaker 2: I betch I'll know you nothing at all? And what other.
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  Speaker 1: What other favorite moments from season three? Do y'all have
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  Speaker 1: favorite conversations stuff?
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  Speaker 5: Y'all?
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  Speaker 1: Remember and remember season three didn't start in August with
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  Speaker 1: the video episodes and did not we started about season
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  Speaker 1: one started the audio we've been doing season We started
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  Speaker 1: season one all audio, season two or audio. It was
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  Speaker 1: the majority of season in three from January all the
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  Speaker 1: way up until I think the first Wednesday in August
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  Speaker 1: was strictly audio episode. So if y'all can recall, do
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  Speaker 1: you have a favorite overall moment or something that was
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  Speaker 1: said or we discussed douring season.
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  Speaker 3: Three the U that was a good one got bab
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  Speaker 3: a limited time only, but I think that was a
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  Speaker 3: very good the episode we gets the conversations were really.
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  Speaker 2: Good, which I don't know as that motherfucker was That
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  Speaker 2: motherfucker was like cut down because we we we had to, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we we we went in.
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  Speaker 1: That was the almost so just the power of editing
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  Speaker 1: cut that was almost a four hour long episode. It was,
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  Speaker 1: but it actually worked out in our in our favor
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  Speaker 1: back then because the episode was so fucking long. Then
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  Speaker 1: I was able to cut that I think in the
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  Speaker 1: two or three step episodes. So yeah, because we did
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  Speaker 1: the conversation about centers and the lore and our feelings
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  Speaker 1: about that, that was a standing on episod so and
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  Speaker 1: then we that was actually a Q and a episode
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  Speaker 1: that we had scheduled for that episode, So we split
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  Speaker 1: the Q and A into a separate episode.
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  Speaker 4: And we had to be on the Gates review.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, I want to be on the gage reviews, child,
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  Speaker 2: So where we where we fucked up? Where we fucked up?
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  Speaker 2: Bet it? We like we we like went all the
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  Speaker 2: way through the ship instead of what we learned later on.
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  Speaker 2: Just you know the glass passing, you know, because your
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: niggas don't watch it anyway, it's just a but since
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  Speaker 2: since we started watching, like, I'll be hooked on it,
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: Like damn.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie, y'all. I falling off of Beyond
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  Speaker 1: the Gates. I check in when I came back. I'm
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: not built to have you know you and you missed
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: five episodes of a show, to be honest, and I
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: heard honestly unfortunate. The ratings are starting to slip because
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: people are.
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  Speaker 4: I'm mad about the storyline.
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  Speaker 2: Storyline trying to every time somebody every time should be
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: going good ye to the wrong kind of throw a
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  Speaker 2: wrench in the game.
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  Speaker 3: People not too fond of the storyliners, but just looking
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: like burning right now. And I don't blame him.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: We clearly can see that that's not the case.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man. Sean came up with a theory that
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: he might be Seharon might be trying to teach him
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  Speaker 2: how to sing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I said dance lessons at first, and then Aaron
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: said singing. I said, that makes more sense he tried
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  Speaker 3: to sing for and especially the way that he reacted
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  Speaker 3: to Leslie old punk as when she tried to call
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: herself blackmailing him.
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: I saw, I just need somebody to beat her eads.
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: I'm tired.
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: I'm tired of her being let slide, especially with the
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: way that she's been. Oh Shensia, just make shut out
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: of it when she came to her sideways. But the
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: way she's been messing with Laura is pissing me off.
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: That you're not you're trying to act like you're changing.
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: And then Ted dumbas like he falling forward with his
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  Speaker 3: so stupid ass and the ship with even Cat and
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: it's just irritating my spirit. Everybody want to grant all
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: this grace and all of the other stuff, like you're
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: grown as a woman, you know what the hell he
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: was doing, and now that the lies is out, you're
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: still covering for your trade. His mama.
• 12:09
  Speaker 4: They think she could be granted grace.
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  Speaker 1: I don't to an extent, to an extent, to an extent,
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  Speaker 1: because cat goes above and beyond. It's not just because
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: of the father's but I feel like if it was
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: just because of the betrayal, she would have dropped Tomosa's
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  Speaker 1: ass as well. She's mad at her father because she
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: feels like and Chelsea has called it out, Martin has
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: called it out. You think that your father accepting Eva
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: is somehow going to take him away from you and
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: it's not the case. She is Dandy's girl all your life.
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  Speaker 4: Yep, that's what happened.
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  Speaker 2: Said. She's just she's entitled to her relationship with him,
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  Speaker 2: just as they are.
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  Speaker 4: And that's fine. But don't expect me to have a
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  Speaker 4: relationship with a You don't have to.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean, she don't have to. But that's what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying, and it's like yo, she like, Yo, we
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  Speaker 2: don't have to do this what you want to, though.
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  Speaker 1: But you keep being vicious that the girl has a
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  Speaker 1: right to respond and not to say that Eva hasn't
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  Speaker 1: done her ship, because she absolutely has. She's not an
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  Speaker 1: innocent part at all, but she has every ready to
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  Speaker 1: defend herself from trying.
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  Speaker 3: To feel like nobody is holding her account. Besides, like
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: nobody chasids her for sleeping with Tomary just was like, oh, well,
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  Speaker 3: I mean maybe she shouldn't did that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean not many people, not many people know. And
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  Speaker 2: then when she did, when.
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  Speaker 1: She looked at her like you did what but telling
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  Speaker 1: somebody you wish they was never born and you should
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  Speaker 1: have been born, it's harsh.
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  Speaker 3: That was she went to hell. She did, She went
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  Speaker 3: to hell, probably came back. So even I think, hell
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  Speaker 3: of my hearing, like, whoa nigga, he's.
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  Speaker 4: Getting on my nerves too.
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  Speaker 2: Don't put her listen, not not not not talk on
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: Martin like that. But I understand like you are. You
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  Speaker 2: are a scared father of a sixteen year old.
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  Speaker 1: He being too damn straight.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah a lot now coming in about to catch them hunching.
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  Speaker 3: Yet he had to be ready to say as the
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: way that he did there was a way everybody else
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  Speaker 3: seemed to have handled it a lot better. And the
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: way that he attacked cat for it. She didn't know
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  Speaker 3: that girl was standing right there. She was having a
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  Speaker 3: conversation with her cousin. She didn't know Samantha was right there.
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  Speaker 4: And the way he.
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  Speaker 2: Smile on for.
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  Speaker 3: Real like I didn't. I didn't like that. That pissed
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  Speaker 3: me off.
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  Speaker 1: Again, y'all. Also again, y'all haven't been told. I think
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: we mentioned several times we bashed recorded our episodes, so
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  Speaker 1: this were recording this before Thanksgiving, so we don't know
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: what the hell is gonna happen between the time we
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: recorded some time time this episode comes out and call
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: you crush might get blown up. Be outside the gates gone.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be gone because June smoked them. I'm right now,
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: I'm team g everybody else pissing me off, I'm on
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: June's side.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: I did see a theory that that Leslie and Carlton
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: and cahoots the break up ted and the Cole permanently child.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: I don't trust nothing about Carlton, his niggas well, not
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: a damn well. You know, anytime you don't go after
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: your your your your study at the yardist, your friend
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: with a four point old great part of your trending,
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: your business partner's uh ex wife recently wife and dry
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: on the damn paper. You can still smudge it a
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: little bit with your finger. Don't trust nothing about.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Always had feelings for you, Nico, Leslie person, Leslie person. Nice,
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  Speaker 2: My man, he's already spoken for like.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: Ain't the one on the told I ain't the one,
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: order too, I said, tell her again, you ain't the
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: three or the four and the bitch schneez was who
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: You're gonna see a different side of me, Hope, keep
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: it up, keep it out here.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: You're gonna have You're gonna talk to the people that
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: that's taking care of your mother like that. Well, next
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: thing you wanna come to your your mother gonna have
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: bed sores.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Leslie by accident, fucking around me, bit brun her hands
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  Speaker 3: off the fucking road, have her intraction.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: If he did a bit string peace.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: Fuck you, Leslie.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: So yes, be on the gates. I need to get
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: back into it.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: Take the viewership back up, yo. We have so this.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Week, next week I will be on vacation for two weeks.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: So envious you're.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Starting new jaws and got more money. You know you
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: can skip a year having all your days off like normal.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: You'll be all right to be back to it next
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: year if you don't take seventy five days like normally do.
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  Speaker 2: Let's shade.
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  Speaker 4: The same two weeks off this nigga.
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  Speaker 1: Takeo.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying that they got cold, Like damn you.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: You will stop bite my ass places.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna get wan on that about shots kick
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  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, hold up.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, they're like, damn the bitch and the.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Phone can't do ship to me.
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  Speaker 4: You heard that, right, Wanda?
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm get his bowl as Damn that's what she called.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: What she called you baldi smilest or something. But she
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: called you, I think you ma. She only calls you
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: salty as talk about the fact that I got to
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: be at work right you home sleeping? I wonder who
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: wanted because you.
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  Speaker 4: Know every fucking thing.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, I do make me sick.
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  Speaker 2: You'll be all right, he hold on, you got one too,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: you can tell me I got one to bitch.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Bitch.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, I got the hours, bitch. I'm just
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: trying to be good at my new job.
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  Speaker 1: Bitch.
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  Speaker 3: We took one day in one day and one day
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  Speaker 3: normally not even off the whole week of criminals.
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  Speaker 1: Up and thre year. That's the good thing about Christmas breaks.
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  Speaker 1: Time just slow down or staying still because you wake
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: up at three in the afternoon like I guess I'm
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: eat cake for breakfast because I ain't got nowhere to
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: go today, got nothing to do. But once you go
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: to the gym, which I'm playing.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: It's not gonna make me a sandwich.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, once, once you get back into Playing'll get back
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: in the gym over Thanksgiving break because baby, I'm trying
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: to be slimming trim at forty next year, forty is
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: rapidly approaching. He turns forty in March, Shawna turns forty
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: in June, Aaron turns forty in September, and I turned
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: forty A yeah, in two days from now.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: You know it's crazy, it's crazy as hell high I
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: was thirty three, nine twelve.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so thirty eight year in two days because
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: it comes out on the fourteenth. Look, let me check,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: hold on chat hold this comes out on there on
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: the tenth. So again six days?
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: What the days?
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Wait is twenty twenty six to leave here? Seven days?
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: It's not? He is six days. I'm so, I'm soill
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: thirty eight at the time of this recording, I only
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: went to the table. It's so thirty eight.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Wow, I'm just saying that's cool whatever.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: But getting sat in year old age, oh, I.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Just think it took a page straight out of Golden Girls. Yo,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on with you? You're good,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: that's great, that's great.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: My birthday's coming up. I feel amazing.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: You don't don't don't don't be that said, don't don't
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: be that sassy guy?
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Was that a slur? Oh? Ship?
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Shut this ship again? Oh?
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: Hell?
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Was that a slur?
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Here we go? Here we go?
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: He lord, just call me a slur? Sassy? What are
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: you trying to say?
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Aaron? Mm hmm, Yo, you're being so fair right now,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: and I needed to be like a Rose mm hmm.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Rose is not yo. Rose was not stupid. She played stupid.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Do you want me to play stupid? Well? Insane? Oh?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: If she was on top of her class, that's all
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: I'm saying, nigause she was standing on steps above um,
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: top of class.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: You hear this? So when this episode come out and
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: black and white, half edited, I'm gonna show how stupid
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I'm a GM yo.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Yo, that's Patty, that's Patty. I'm pretty out of this fuck. Yo,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: I'm a fucking random. Put the beat over there over
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: the voice, so you is me talking with yourself?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: You heard mother? I'm stupid. Remember you didn't call me
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: a slur. You didn't call me stupid. I didn't see
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: from today. Hold the fuck is dad black?
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Wait? She admitted that she's water because she caught me.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: That's all. You may put the bug in the head,
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: but I didn't take that bitch.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Trash having asked half. Oh, now she tracks.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: They sow their head down too tight.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Now if y'all see, can't look like that out by
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: the neck. That bitch did it?
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Hey, yo, that was fucking funny.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Wonder well. I can't testify against her because that bitch,
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: like the mob with the fishes, I don't want to
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: sleep and like fish I thought you did every Saturday.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: M hmm, that's the fourth sating little.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Told I ain't done about twenty.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: My god, what about that? Yeah?
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: No, it's a chaotic Saturday is very chaotic, and we
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: got ship to do.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: You got ready for questions the week we are? So
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: the final question of the week for twenty twenty five,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: let's last week question saved? So this question of the
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: week time young on no question of the week's segment
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: of the show. I scoured the interwebs, read my tic
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: on fyp page because what else will we look.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, we've got the theme music.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Oh bo I find posts saving tar group chat and
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: pull it up and read for these two and they
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: give a rate from one to diabolos. Y'all ready to
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: get this show on the road, Just do it, Okay.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the unhinged roast your teens have
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: thrown your way, not the uh you're so cringe bro.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the worst of the worst.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: It's gonna make me whip trays.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: If you have some nhinge roast that your teenagers have
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: shared with you, if you're old enough to have adult children,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: drop them in the comments. We want to hear the
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: type stuff they be saying. Because you know it's holiday season.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Will help, will help you jump them?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: They will just.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Laugh. Yeah, because you know the family be together over
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: the holidays. You ain't seeing certain relatives over time. People
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: be drinking and they and they stuff and some stuff
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: gets said. So drop your roast. If you want to
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: a picture of actual roast, you know, poke roast, beef roast,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: and you can do that too.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: But you know, one stuff be said.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, hey, words mean things. That's here A lot
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: words mean things. Now, so go ahead and drop the roast.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: The stuff the kids be saying to you, that's just
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: wearing out of pocket. Dropped in the comments. Let's have
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: some fun over the holiday season because we got to
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: have clips the post, so help us, help us, help
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: you out, because again we gotta have clips the post
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: for the next until season four dropping January. But we'll
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: talk to you about it. That didn't episode, so stay tuned,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Stay tuned, all right. I want to hear the unhinged
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: ross your teens have thrown your way? Oh shit, had
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: left the screen?
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Who told you to do that?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the unhinged roast your teens have
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: thrown your way, not the uh you're so cringe broh.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the worst of the worst.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Not in me.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: But my fourteen year old daughter caught an old man
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: following us in the store. She walked up to him
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: and said, you need to start following us, turn around
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: and walk the other way before I hide your life
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: alert and push you down the steps.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna use that one. I'm gonna use that
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: one on my old employee co workers. I'm gonna stop
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: working around life.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Was it.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: That that's a humble threat.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: She could be my niece. Tell her she got to
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Internet one team.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I like that, she said.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: I just like, oh lord, I'm saying spots again.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Falling and I can't get out last thing pants and ship.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I haven't done that in a while, Thank god. Okay,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I don't see five flies no more. I'm good rating.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: That's that's diabolical, yo, right, that was diabolical.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, next one, I want to hear the unhenge Ross
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: your teens have thrown your way, not the d You're
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: so cringe bro, I want to hear the worst of
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: the worst. My daughter told me my eyebrows don't have
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: to be twins, but they should at least be in
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: the same family, you know. That's how he told me
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: how to do my eyebrows.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: She was like, they don't have to be they don't
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: have to be twins, but they should be sisters. I say, well,
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: they got different daddies and I can't get a straight
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: come fix it.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: And they still't got different daddies.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Sometimes they do.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: That's fucking funny.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: Ready, you got the eyebrow tips help me.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: That's about it. That's about a six.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm okay, that was funny. I'll give it
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: a seven.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, I want to hear the unhinge roster your teens
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: have thrown your way, not the uh you're so cringe bro.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the worst of the worst. I
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: made a joke and my pretem Without even looking up
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: from her tablet said, oh, look at you from the
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: nineteen hundreds making jokes that were funny on the Oregon Trail.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: A damn.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: At that moment, she got a pack. I shouldn't get out.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she said.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: You gotta go because jay I was born during the
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: nineteen hundred nineteen eighty six, to be specific, the best
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: she on earth? How dare you we were born then?
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Fucking simlec baby make me sick. Just learned how to
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: wipe your ass. You want talk about me?
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: You saw somebody's an tea.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: No, that's all talking ship, that's always no, there's always
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: the is, there's always a pro to go too. That's
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: why your nasty ad same and you stopped paying in
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: the bed till you was like twelve.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Fuck you walk around here smelling mirsty.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Smell like a chicken cheese take extra.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Hot Ooh that sounds kind of good. By the way,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: but smelling shit, funky bitch. Next one, apparently that was
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: trauma apparently, but next one, I want to hear the
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: unhinged roast your teens have thrown your way, not the up.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: You're so cringe bro. I want to hear the worst
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: of the worst. I'm white and my wife and kids
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: are Native. Anytime I tell my oldest daughter to do something,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I'm a colonizer or abusing a native funny, but she
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: doesn't have to say it. In published it, Yoil, that's
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: fucked up.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Probably that's fun up.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: She had to do Nancy like that, yo that was
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: fucked up.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: M D.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: That's what happens when you name your children dadfidil.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: They're different.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: She said, that little baby a little baby running water?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: What's the nine Look at colonizer.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Your people stole from my people?
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Look like, tell your people people to like your people.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Stupid, not typically bitch.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Start y'all, why start y'all?
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: Definitely why you like this moon blazon.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Shut? I want to hear the hinge ross your teams
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: have thrown your way. Now, Uh, you're so cringe bro.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the worst of the worst. My
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: fourteen year old daughter recently told me I had the
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: aura of off season hobby lobby home decord, and I
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: genuinely might never recover from that. Your order, no, you
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: so late, you out of season is off season, but
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: you want sell for a discounts.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Oh god, these kids are assholes.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Geez man, fuck them kids, Rady, fuck them kids.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: That's the Reakay, Okay, next one. I want to hear
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: the end Injros. Your teens have thrown your way, not
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: the uh you're so cringe bro. I want to hear
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: the worst of the worst. Had my hair done and
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: he came home and noticed you got your hair done.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: He said, I said, yes, did you like it? He said?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: It's not my job to lie to you and tell
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: you that it looks good good. That's dad's job.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: I mean at least he's playing the safe.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Damn. That meant no.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I just.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: In case you didn't catch that, mit, No, that was that.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say the dame because you always
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: taught me not to lie.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: If I didn't have anything nice to say, not to
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: say anything at all. That's what you said, So I
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: am abiding by.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: That, mom.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: So so just so I don't lie to you. I'm
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: going to.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Tell you that I like your hair.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: It's it's not my job, that's your husband.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to your mom.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to validate you.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I don't have to lie like it. But well, that's
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: all that matters.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: All that matters, Sherry Ready, hope dad likes it.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: That was about eight.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fucked up. I want to hear the
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: unhinge roaster teams have thrown your way, not the uh
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: you're so cringe bro, I want to hear the worst
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: of the worst. Told my youngest. She was being sassy
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: and sarcastic. Her reply refer complaints to the manufacturer. Oh damn.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I sent a little a little video of the
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: girls saying any questions, commentsal concerns, consult the manufacturer. And
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: it's like, oh.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Jesus, because I just courage you a little bit.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Parents, do you often find yourself happen to remember that
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: you are talking to your children. Because I was waiting
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: for the day my son turned eighteen so I can
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: call him a little motherfucker because I feel like an adult.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: I didn't I didn't wait that long, but I felt
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: like at eighteen, it's a little more appropriate versus me
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: calling him that when he was eight, true, especially when
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: he did stuff like this, your little motherfucker.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, like shit man, me and the boy. I'll
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: be sitting there like, oh, I can't wait till you
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: get just a little bit older.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: I wish you would call him out his motherfucking neck.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Rating kids a bit focus, focus, focus, guys.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Then I called my baby I was motherfucking.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Name next one. I want to hear the unhinge rossial
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: teens have thrown your way, not the uh you're so
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: cringe bro. I want to hear the worst of the worst. Me.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Someone that works said, I look thirty sixteen year old daughter.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Some are lied to you.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Know, see that pat crush it, but.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Suck them.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: No.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Ready, someone lied to you.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: My son might be must be nine to me too,
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Because I want to go out the other day and
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I went to go in the room to say by him.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Till I was leaving, he say, oh you looking where
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: you're going? Looking all good? We'll look basic as fuck,
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: but thank you.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: That nig was trying to get something right.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: He wouldn't do you had already feed his ass.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: And it was a Friday night.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: He don't have no time living on Friday nights, y'all,
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: let me have at your baskets. My baby said, I
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: looked nice, and my my basic shirt and my basic jeans.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: In my other right, that's what. But that's what. That's
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: why he got unlimited. I was on the on the game.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, yeah, for go ahead, you play. You
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: gonna play all night. Don't even worry about the probably
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: think I'm.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: About to knock your side too.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I'm sick of you. Give my damn nervous.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Uh. I want to hear the most hinged roster teens
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: have thrown your way. Uh, not that you're so cringe bruh,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: but I want to hear the rest of the worst.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Watch you off the stains on the floor. I had
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: mental health issues. My contact name in my daughter's phone
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: is tropical depression. You know the funk? What?
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: And again I say, fuck the kids. You know what
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: my sister, my sister's name and my and my god
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: daughter's phone is not one of your little friends because
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: and I thought that was the funniest ship when I
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: seen that.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Is that her? Is that your mother?
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: She said, yeah, that's what she always said to me.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: So that's what I saved. Your name is in the phone.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: If I hadn't seen trades, I don't know what my
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: name might have been in that name.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Lady like this bitch, Nah no his that would have
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: been mama.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: And she with her crying is fuck, why would you name?
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the unhint roture teens are frown
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: your way, not the uh, you're so cringe bru. I
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: want to hear the worst of the worst. I cut
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: my hair in the bob. I angered my youngest and
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: she said, okay, Lord Farquhar. I was shocked, and then
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I laughed so hard I nearly feed myself. I think
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: she was skinned until I said.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: The man, yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: She.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Suck you telling Rady that was diabolical.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: That was fucked up.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: I mean she could have win. She could have also
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: could have went at the mold you call it next one.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the hingeos your teens are thrown
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: your way, not the you're so cringe bro. I want
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: to hear the worst of the worst. I showed my
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: son a middle school pick of me, asking if we
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: would be friends. He said, yeah, but I would have
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: been your only one.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Damn, damn, it comes the time and every.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Time in every parents life, when.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Every now and again you have to fund your kids.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: He realized, he realized that that's.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: The reading and again you gotta fuck your kids up because.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: They're talking to talk about.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: That's fund up.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: He's so messed up that your child thinks that your
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: that that the younger you.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: I went to win.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: I would have went in the room with with with
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Ben and Jerry's ice cream and a bottle of wine
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: with Troy and.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Just there rethinking life and ship.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Like playing Neil diamond songs.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Next one very mad.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the unhinge with your teens have
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: thrown your way, not the you're so cringe bro. I
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: want to hear the worst of the worst. I messed
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: up my knee. As I'm walking away one day, my
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: kid yells, don't you hobble away with when I'm talking.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: To stop, to stop, got to stop.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: We head hip hop.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: I was like, that was good.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: That was you punished, But that was a good one,
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: little bastard.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take that. I'm taking your controller. But yeah,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: that was cool.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Then the guy in the group chairs and let me
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: tell you what this little motherfucker just said to me.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I told you. He said something when I took something
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: from him, and I was like, who the fuck you talking?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Your son?
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: You called me a bitch.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: He listened to his t T.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm about whip his ass. He just
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: called me a bitch, you know he didn't. Then he
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: said it again.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: But I've been teaching him that since since nobody seen
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: him in the hospital.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: He told but he told my mother. He told his
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: grandmother shut out.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, next one, next one, next one.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: I didn't teach him that one.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't even I want to hear the hinge ros
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: your teens have thrown your way, not the you're so
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: cringe bro. I wanted to hear the worst of the worst.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I was teasing my sixteen year old about his peach
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: fuzz mustache, and he responded with, well, at least I'm
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: supposed to have one.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: But I say, clock clock that, Oh that hurt, but
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: that just hurt my face.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: At least I'm supposed to have one.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: We gotta fight on GP now because why he point
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: that out? We gotta fighting like we gotta square up
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: while here, why here I bring your pa?
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Why are you to talk about me like that? Y'all?
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Why are you not squabble up? We gotta fight name.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: We gottao if you buck yo, we were ship. That's funny.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: That was fucking funny.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: We gotta talk and call your grandmother and tell her
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: I did it, and tell why you talked about It's relatory.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: It's not my fault. Rating.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: We gotta talk to That was a good one, No,
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: but we gotta fight next one.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the uninjurros your teams are thrown
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: your way, not the your cringe, bro. I want to
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: hear the worst of the worst. I really wanted a
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: trench coat for spring. Found a super cute one at
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: H and M. So I put it on and said,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: do we like it? She said, are you? Are we
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: going to solve a mystery later?
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: That's why the fuck you looking for a trench coat
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: in the spring?
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: They got thin one? In spector.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Mother said, where on earth is karm and Sandy?
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Carmen Sandy go?
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Where can she be at H and M? On the
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: trench coat wreck? I want to hear the unhinged roasal
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: teams have thrown your way, not the uh you're so
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: cringe bro. I want to hear the worst of the worst.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I tried to bruther my son's head and he slapped
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: my hand the way and said, nice try diddy.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, damn, all right, nice try diddy.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Oh man, that was crazy. Who these kids is unhinged? Boy?
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Oh man? That was funny. I get it, buddy, that
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: was funny.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I like that one. Okay, next one. I want to
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: hear the unhinged roast your teens have thrown your way,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: not the you're so cringe bro. I want to hear
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: the worst of the worst. I have bunions. And my
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: son said, you win your boomerang.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Feed that nigga to you for boom raight.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: No, if you nig you know byans and make your
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: feet curved like this, and the boomerang is curved.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, unpeep that. But what I'm saying it's like,
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: but you know, boomerang he had he had a foot
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: fetish and he will pull up, he'll pull up, He'll
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: pull up the sheet be like, come on, come on.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: That was funny. I like that.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: That works on both of us.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: Damn, that was funny.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: That was fun.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: The kids a buttle, yo. That's my biggest fear of onions.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: I don't want my foot to be curved, and I
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: heard that it's it's very painful. Yeah, and the surgery
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: is is help, they said, next one, Yeah.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Or the gout.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: I don't want the gout.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: No, I don't want anybody want to scouch, y'all. I
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: want to hear the unhinge ross your teens have thrown
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: your way, not the earth. You're so cringe bro, I
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: want to hear the worst of the worst. My son
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: turned sixteen and started driving. I saw on Life three
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: sixty that he was near Taco Kassa. I asked him
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: to grab us food. His response, we had food at home,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: shortly followed by God, I wait for my entire life
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: for this exact moment, probably waiting to say this ship
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: And were going to McDonald's. We have McDonald's in the house.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: You got McDonald's money. That's what I'm waiting for him
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: to use on me. We got his little part time
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: joke since he got his degree and you know, raiding
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: that was funny. Waiting my whole life and.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Use this ship on you.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: I hope that that's what one was worth it.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Now he got punched in the chest forward Tacos bring.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Speaking of over over Christmas break, we need to hit
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: up a couple of restaurants.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: We got got the damn hiccups.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: We got the ship coming out. That ship came out
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: of no way like the bet the power Christ compels you.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Next one, I want to hear the unhinge ross your
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: teams have thrown your way, not the h you're so
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: cringe bro. I want to hear the worst of the worst.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: This is degreed they're talking about in the Bible. When
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I put full box of the super dumplings in my
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: trade of Joe's cart. We're atheists, by the way.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Don't get the connection.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: This is degree they talk about in the Bible. But
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: that is next one. Mm hmm, price is right, horn.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the hinge ross your teens have
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: thrown your way, not the h you're so cringe bro.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I wanted to hear the worst of the worst. My
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: husband was singing loudly to brick house. Our lifeguard daughter, sixteen,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: says dad, Just so you know, that's the song they
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: play at the pool for the old ladies to jesuit
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: size too, So what not the jesuit side?
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: So what is that Bradd's mocking?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: My Jack just letting it all hang out.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: She's out burn lady mass effect.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: I ain't knowing that.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Hey, I don't.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: That is six both to the six boy forty four,
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: nig do you know how big are forty four size waits.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Twenty four?
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: I said what I said, Yeah, I was.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Talking twenty twenty five measurements. It might be surgically enhanced.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the unhinge roads your teams are
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: thrown your way and after Oh, you're so cringe, bro,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the worst of the worst.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: That's unproportioned. Arry, it really is thirty six forty four.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: That's your waist thirty six she got.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: It's not even a spare time. That's like a like
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: a like a life rid.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a life reread.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: That's bad.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: I ain't drying today.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: That's that that sh ain't even ship. She's buoyant. She floats.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: That's a lot, Aaron. She she gonna look like that
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: meaning that be on on the internet.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: A Brazilian stomach shake shaped like it looked like them
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: things that the boy what they.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Called a boy.
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: Like this.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Like a like a launch.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: That's not good.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Friend, Oh used to tell I used to tell the
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: co worker that but looked like unfolded laundry.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: See that's an hr viosolation. You ahead to fight me.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: That was disrespect and if you want to just say that.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she she came out dancing. It was like, what
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: the fuck. It's like, what is this? What are you doing?
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: That was? That was bad, even if it was true.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Next one, I want to hear the unhinge ross your
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: teens have thrown your way, not the d you're so
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: cringe broh. I want to hear the worst of the worst.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: My son told me once, oh my god, Mom, your
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: hair looks so soft. Can I touch it? And I said, oh,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: thank you baby. Of course, he proceeds to run his
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: finger across my top lip. Man, you were supposed to
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: backhand in your parents are soft these days? You badhanded?
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: That's wow.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: I told to smack the taste out of little Timmy mouth.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: She was stunned. Yo, like, Yo, you say, can I
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: touch your head? He say, can I touch your head?
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: You was like, yeah, sure.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Then this nigga did this.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: If Tray did that to me, I would grab him
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: by his brain and swinging around in a circle like
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: a helicopter until they come loose. Already gonna get let loose.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Oh ship, she gonna tell you to shut out this
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: little you know what?
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Next one. I wanted the unhe ros your teens have
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: thrown your way, not the oh you're so cringe bro.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the worst of the worst. I
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: was recovering from knee surgery. I said to my son
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: that I have therapy tomorrow. He replied, physical or mental?
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Oh damn, I mean that's a bad question. Yeah.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Maybe he thought you needed a little bit of thirp.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Maybe you're going through something.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Loose heal.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: Since my baby live, man, I'm kind of paralized. What's
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: what's the.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Sun up?
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: I know, don't we we we don't. We don't support
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: him on this ship?
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, baby King?
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: When you just thinking Elvis?
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Oh shure, I was saying, baby King, that was next.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: One, Next one, rabbit holes, I got hold us back.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I wanted to hear your teens have thrown your way,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: not the h you're so cringe, bru. I want to
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: hear the worst of the worst. My daughter is five
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: and told me she was sick, and I asked if
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: she needed to lie down. She responded with no. I
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: meant that I'm just tired of you talking to me.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Oh ship, I smike the dog ship out of her.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Who the fuck are you talking to?
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Make her eyebrow to the opposite side, That little girl,
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Oh don't you Who the fuck are you talking to you?
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah? That be that moment you forget, you forget that
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: it's your kid. Then you got to accept the fact
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: that that that kid has your You know you.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Done popped in the damn mouth. Now at CPS want
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: to talk to you.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: So why'd you get it? Because she was talking too
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: fucking much.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: She wouldn't you have to fuck up?
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: And she don't familiar your Tiffany, and she got the
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: nerve to say she don't.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Want to be talking to her.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Who the fuck don't want to tell me?
• 50:26
  Speaker 7: Anybody? Get motherfucker asked what you want to tell me?
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: Not to talk to you house. I paid the damn
• 50:31
  Speaker 7: hills in walking around here. It's not of like a
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: fish for leg with a stupid ass. Don't tell me
• 50:36
  Speaker 7: I talked too much.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the most unhinge roasial teens have
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: thrown your way, not the uh you're so cringe bro.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the worst of the worst. My
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: fourteen year old has me listed that's nine month Airbnb
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: in her phone.
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: That's actually kind of kid, that's actually kind of clever. Yeah,
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: that's funny a little bit that that's that's that's kind
• 51:03
  Speaker 8: of close.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: My previous home.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: I think I will laugh if I saw it in
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: Dred's phone, I will laugh.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mm hmmmmmm yeah, yeah, changed my motherfucking name.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the hinge roasting your teens. I
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: want to hear inge ship. I want to hear the
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: unhinge roast your teens have thrown your way, not the
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: uh you're so cringe bro. I want to hear the
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: worst of the worst. My son is listening to Van Halen, Motley, Crue, Death, Leopard,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: et cetera, and my sixteen year old daughter says him
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: and his divorced dad music, that's cute.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: That was cute, not the divorced dad music. Baby, you
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: ain't have divorced mama music. Baby, you hear some Anita
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: in some kick you Why I didn't Mary j.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Ma.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna throw a gospels and every now and my
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: baby mama, because right now I am my baby mama.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Next one, good Lord, I want to hear the unhinge
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: rolls your teens have thrown your way, not the h
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: you're so cringe bro. I want to hear the worst
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: of the worst. My daughter's caught some of my clothes
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: menopause fashion. Mm hmm, fuck you.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: I ain't hit the pose yet, boy, but I think
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: I had a flash of it one damn day. You
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: have a pleasure, you know, you could go perimental posal
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: in your late thirties. You can become peramanal in your
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: late thirties. You can start having like symptoms.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: I don't want it. Them sweats coming out of nowhere.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: It ain't where it is you. Then she got the
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: meat sweats.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: On a related note, I want to hear the unhinged
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: rossial teens have thrown your way, not the uh, you're
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: so cringe bro. I want to hear the worst of
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: the worst. Apparently everything I wear is the exact same
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: thing as from Forever fifty one.
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: It basically created a new store, so disrespectful, and you
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: know what, A fifty one probably got some good comfortable
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: shoes and a lot of young yoga pants and sweats
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: and move moves.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Because the best thing ever invented chair if you don't
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: want to butt pillows.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Listen, I'm trying not to slide off the damn chair.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: I'm painting my feet. Season four, we getting new chairs,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: were getting new cheese.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Yo, That's all funny forever fifty one.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you they got some comfort. They got some
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: more fucking slipping sketches in that bitch. I'm gonna buy me.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: A pair of sketches. I don't care they upgraded how
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: the sketches look.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I will never be old enough to wear fucking sketches.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: It will never be older than I'll never.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Be old to wear fucking sketches. Why little dry rights
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: not dry right, nigga? Am I six right? They're getting
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: shoot from a ben at the grocery store. No, nigga,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: this dry right bacon. That's the name. I haven't heard about.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Twenty five get out of School shoes by Black and
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: White nigga.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Remember Sup shopping at Super Kids for you man?
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: Listen Super.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Niggas, don't y dollars you got.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: You got sixteen outfits for one hundred dollars and it
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: was the same, so you thought it was one hundred dollars,
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: but your mother had it on the layway since May
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: before school let out, and so she hoped you this
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: ain't grown but so much, or she took it up
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: her size and put it on ledway. So your heir
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: shipped for the school year if you didn't wear uniforms,
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: because uniform shit is high. My son will uniforms through
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: middle school. THEMB uniform shirts is high as hell with
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: the logos and shipped on him. I said, you're gonna
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: get maybe two logo shirts and you the rest of
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: the can they wear these plane They can wear them
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: as long as the school color. Okay, were going to
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: the walmarts or forming mills and get your other uniform
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: shirts because I be god damned, especially especially school and
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: the way that trip boy used to go through school pants,
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: oh God, because he thought he was motherfucking James Michael
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Jackson Usher o' marion Chris Brown junior and used to
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: be slide across the floor on his fucking knees.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: And I'm wondering why all, oh this is still navy blue,
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: but the.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Knee party they band pants down to the top of
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: your cave muscle is white because your fucking ass a
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: slide across the fucking floor like hey, I'm confused.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Next one. Next one, I want to hear the hinge
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: roast your teens have thrown your way, not the earth.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: You're so cringe bro. I want to hear the worst
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: of the worst. I wear glasses and hearing aids. My
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: kids ask me if I'm ready for communication or if
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I'm still helding coloring it with one beldaz in the morning.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm mmm mm hmm.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Y'all.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Don't punch your kids in face and it shows damn
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: not hard punched.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Don't leave no bruises. Smack them in the mouth or something.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: I used to get trade. Hated that ship.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: It's pop fright, big his neck, say something else until
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: he said what the fuck mom wants?
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: I may or may not have blacked out.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Next one. We don't condone child abuse here on this podcast.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Well we call ass whoopings. Y'all call child abuse.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: That's true. Next one, Jesus am I getting in that.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the unhinge ross your teams have
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: thrown your way, not the uh You're so cringe bro.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the worst of the worst. My
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: daughter's dad told her that he was happy she had
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: his nose kidding around because it's big. She responded so
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: fast with if I had your nose, I could smell colors.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Hey, oh damn, well he came for her. I mean
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: that mean don't come. That means don't come for me.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Don't don't come for me. If I if I ain't
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: saying for you, don't you come from good? Yeah? Mis
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: if only I ain't saying for your So don't don't
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: know for me? Okay, okay, But if you said, they'll
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: tell your mom, I feel like your mother probably would
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: have fuck you up. Can your father can appreciate the
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: good jokes? He can, He can appreciate a good joke.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Good roast, Mama and.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: I, let's do a couple more. I want to hear
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: the unhinged roast your teens have thrown your way, not
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: the uh you're so cringe bro. I want to hear
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: the worst of the worst. My daughter on me and
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: attachment for my hairs dryer. She asked me how I
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: like it. I informed her the hole was too small
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: for it to fit. Her reply, I bet it's been
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: a long time since you could say that.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: Nope, I'm done, I'm good.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: I see y'all.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: In January, God, damn it, God damn it.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Wow, it's been.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Would it just raid, just knock?
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: She wouldn't have said that to all mama. God damn,
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: that be my next line. You you wouldn't say that
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: in front of your mama.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: Cook cook them.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: Don't you do me like that? Oh lord a little bit.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: If you're gonna fight, you say that.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Damn I bet you it's been on watch that, you
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: head geese.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: The disrespect.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the hinge ross your teams have
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: thrown your way, not the uh you're so cringe bro.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the worst of the worst. I
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: asked my six year old, while he likes to watch
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: other kids playing games on YouTube, why he doesn't just
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: play them himself. His response, why do you watch hooking
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: shows and not cook? I had no words.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Damn tell me got you with that one.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Damn Sybil.
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: Damn you think since we asked him questions, I.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Ain't doing all this ship and they don't and you
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: don't even cook be watching, you'll be watching mass a chef.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the hinge grosser teens have thrown
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: your way, not the uh you're so cringe bro. I
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: wanted to hear the worst of the worst. My son,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: seventeen at the time, was aggravating me one day, just
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: flat getting on my nerves, and I told him he
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: was He said in response, well, Mom, maybe you should
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: have swallowed. Then I wouldn't be here to pick on you.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: That was it, and that concludes the question of the
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: week for the episode for the season. Is he still alive? No,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: just sar.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: That's it. You know what I'm saying, because as a parent,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: I could have came up. You could have fired back.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: You know what I almost did? You almost I wish
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I hated him. Oh nah, nah?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: You know what. You know your father was wearing the
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: condom and your birth certificate came with from the condom factory.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm we we you know we got paid, so
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: you know handsomely you are you. You know you're a
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: happy little mistake.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the unhinge ross your teens have
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: thrown your way, not the oh you're so cringe bro.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the worst of the worst. My son,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: who's autistic, calls me missus puff from SpongeBob, and I
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: looked her up and I'll beat God damn her character
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: is based off of anxiety, and that's for sure, and
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: me plus some kind of round like her. Every time
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: I asked him to do something she says, he says,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: you got him, missus puff or yes, ma'am missus puff.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmmmmm Oh, SpongeBob, how to fuck you up? Who
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: the are you talking to? Don't you call my wife? No,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: goddamn missus puff mm hmmm mmmm. Boy beat telling about
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: the fried them hamhocks. Boy, I want to hear the
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: unhinged roast your teens have thrown your way. Now you're
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: so cringe bruh. I want to hear the worst of
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: the worst. I bought Alexander McQueen Chelsea boots, my daughter.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Cost me clumbus.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: My cousin calls them shabooties.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: And there was a guy with someone at a party
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: resent and I was like, Clambers, And you know how
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: he walked like that. I ain't never seen a man's
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: shape like that. He had child bearing hips, he had
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: on tight jeans, and.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: Some shabooties called a nigga clip clop and he.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: Went walking past as I said, okay, no comment.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: It was quite interesting to see no comments, especially at
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: the couple of tequila shots.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: As the resident homosexual at the table, I have no.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: Com you ain't putting on no damn shabooties.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, these big ass feet he made MoES on with
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: the moose knuckle for the big toe.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: Whoever invented those should be shot in the toe? What
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: in your mind said? I think I want people to
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: walk around looking like horses.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: And that conclude She said that she take a horse.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: She baby, she had the feet like one.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: And that conclude. Question of the week for the episode,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: the season, in the year, what's next, sus?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: How do you do?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: Boy?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: I said that up.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: Let's see, should we do Q and A first or
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: should we do brain's birthday questions?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: That's up to y'all.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmmm.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: I can't stand you a damn birthday question.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, So.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: Sometimes throughout the year, amongst ourselves, when a birthday comes up,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: we have birthday questions. Birthday it is, and we have
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: gotten to the end of the season and the last
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: birthday of the year, which is this Negro to my left?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Why am I?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Oh right?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: If you're watching the screen, is he still to my left?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: I'm to your right? Actually, on the screen.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: Okay, because it's reverse.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: An what birthday question do you have.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: For what was the co host?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Slash slash.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: Slash one?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: Damn why she pick on them so much?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: I would say, what is the one thing you're most
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: proud of this year?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: They switched the video was at the end of the questions.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, yeah, what was the onest thing that
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: too proud of this year? Well? Do you hold the college?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: You know, what's the next move for the future.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: So I'm glad that we were able to transition the
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: podcast from strictly audio to visual because I think we
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: started talking about this at the top of the year,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: like January February, and we had to plan for it
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: because as you mm hmm, we had some design for
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Sean and she be cooking as it was delicious. Still, yeah,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: welcome to it. I appreciate, thank you so much. We
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: started talking about this months ago, oh really almost a
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: year ago, and I felt that, you know why, we
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: had a really good product, or a really good show,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: an audio show, we were missing out on such a
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: huge potential, you know community, because so many mediums today
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: are visual based. Have we started the podcast, you know
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: around the time at the same time, The Read and
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: the friend Zone, you know, some of my favorite podcasts,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: you know, ten twelve years ago when everything was audio only,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: we will be fine, but we have to, you know,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: keep up with the times and keep up with people.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: So we wanted to switch to audio video. It was
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: months of research, a couple of false starts, but we're
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: here at the end of the season. Again, I think
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: this is literally episode fourteen, fifteen or sixteen of the
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: video show. And like they said, I have sixty five
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: titles for this show because I do a lot of
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: shit and it's a lot of work. But what was
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: the question again, I'm.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Sorry, no, I'm just just basically, what's the next movie? Like,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: what are you looking forward to?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: So professionally, continuing to grow our community online, we focus
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: really a lot on TikTok, but I think we mentioned
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: it in the last episode. We really have like Facebook
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: for us as in Instagram are essentially like radio silent.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: We post videos, you might get a like or two,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: but we want to transition into focusing on improving our
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: reach across social sites.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's podcast wise professionally, you know, personally, I did
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: start back up at the gym so earlier this year,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: back on stay back. In June, I started working out again.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: I was going well for about six weeks and then randomly,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: like a round the fourth of July, my right shoulders
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: randomly partially dislocated. I hadn't missed the gym and maybe
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: three or days at that point, but it legitimately just
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: like took an X ray. It was my shoulder was
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: my arms out of the shoulder socket like, but it
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: was like partially out. I don't know how the hell
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: it happened, but I literally was walking around those episodes
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: from early I think there was actually our first video episodes.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: I was sitting here like this. It's because my arm
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: was literally out of the socket. But then I was
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: I sat at home for a week because I couldn't write,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: because I was like, well, I can't write, I can't type,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: I can't do shit so much just to hear it
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: looks stupid. And by the time I went to the
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: I guess the chiropractor order, But what's the name of
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: the doctor the chiropractice that's back shit, it's I think
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: it might be a chiropractice. Correct correct me if I'm
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: wrong in the comments, But by the time I went
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: to the doctor a week later, it had self reset.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: It was the front back to normal, which means I
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: need to stick with maybe strengthening my my my muscles
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: because maybe the muscles are so weak or underdeveloped from
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: you know, lack of activity that it probably was just
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: like pop, you're getting old. You'll work on that. Aaron
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: took part in my question. So, but on top of that,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: getting back to the gym is a is a consistent
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: struggle because between my full time job and this, by
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: the time I get done with doing this ship, I
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: need to get back to working consistently. So that's my
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: goal over the next year. Professionally, I'm working on getting
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: my engineering professional engineering license as a twenty twenty six
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: because I'm leaving money on the table by not having it.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: But that's that's another thing I gotta study for and
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: work to take that for that exam again. So that's
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: the play between twenty six license.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to make some flash play because we're
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: gonna quiz your ass.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: You got this man, definitely, Okay, you want to quiz
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: my ma asks want the strength with beams in the bill? Okay,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: we could do that and make some flash answer I
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: already did. I can't say the answers. I don't know.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: I'm hen you collapsed and that you listen to me.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: It's Texas.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: That's not my ministry, it's Texas.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: So yeah, that's Texas.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: Well, Aaron actually made his question to two parter and
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: and took mine, so so yeah, So I don't really
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: have another damn question because his as.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: You can't think enoughing else you want to think nothing else.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know what to tell you.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know nothing rightet you want to ask me.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: But it's your dating life looking like these days? Are
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: you open to it in the new year?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Are you tumble weeds?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: That's but are you open are you open to putting
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: yourself out there more trying to build something with somebody?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, I need to meet people again. I think. Also
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: part of the part of the this for like trying
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: some new things going into my thirty ninth year is
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: you know, I really don't go out much because again
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: between full time job, between editing the podcast, which with
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: us putting our episodes every fucking week, I have to
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: watch the show legitimately two or three times before y'all
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: see it. So my nights are literally spent by the
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: time to get off work. If I can fit a
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: weekend or workout, and I will, but then it's eating
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: dinner right in my computer, sitting there like Seanna, look
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: at this funny shit. So yeah, so yeah, I'm making
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: more of a concerted effort to be like to meet
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: new people and not just seeking people to meet romantically,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: but going out to meet new people in general, getting
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: involved in my community, doing more things. And I am
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: open to dating. I want to get back into dating.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: So does that mean I will like get back on
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: the apps. I don't know, because I was on it
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: for like a year a couple of years ago, but
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: I didn't really meet anybody. And a few people I
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: met literally I met like a handful of people over
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: the two years and nothing really happened. It was kind
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: of like you cool, I'm cool, Hey, friend that has
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: to meet you, that's a following them all online, but
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: I mean nothing really happened. So yeah, getting them, getting involved,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: going out, meeting new people. I'm open to new friends,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: I'm open to dating and more. So Yeah, that's thirty nine.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: Worried about Nigga.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: I'm over.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that more, you hear me, And that's that's it.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: That's when Mary had a little lamb, his police wash,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: his whitest snow.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: A Happy birthday again, best friend.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: We love you, of course, a better thirty ninth year
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: than the thirty eighth year, and more blessings and more
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: goals accomplished, everything damn thing that you deserve.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Sixteenth not to day our sixteenes.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: While we're here with birthdays, we are also going to
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: wish your happy birthday to our nephew Dante. Happy God,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: his birthday is actually the day after Brandt the Taste.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday to our sister Kia, her birthday is the
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: twenty first birthday. Hey go ahead, and happy birthday to
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: our one time co host, but she'll be back again.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: My cousin Shay, her birthday is Christmas Eve, have birthday
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: and happy birthday to our best friend Rodney. Rodney's birthday
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: is New Year's Eve.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: And happy birth was going to.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: I'm doing to my baby Chase because her birthday is
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: New Year's Eve too, She'll be fine.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Who else has birthday? Happy birthday on birthday? Happy birthday
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: to Shirley who hell is Shirley?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: Girl name I'm sorry, Sorry, Sharley Hay birthday.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Girls avid watch and I appreciate you for watching every
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: episode and listen to every episode.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Any other birthdays we miss it?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: No, because we already said happy birthday to Brian in
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: autumn and shall last weekday and yours and Kady and kids.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: I got two little cousins whose birthday I missed, but
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: I don't never tell them have birthday because they don't
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: never tell me have birthday?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Chris?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: Can can we can?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: We?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: Can?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: We turn a new leave in twenty twenty six? And
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: how your life leave the Can you just pish that
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: haavy birthday? No?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: Does she wished meny birthday? Wish you a happy birthday?
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: Did she wish me?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: My birthday? Has a?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: You know they don't talk to me?
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: Did she miss her my birthday?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: My birthday has a happened?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 8: Yet?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: You know birthday happened? My son, I was half birthday.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: It's eighteen.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: I was tray happy birthday.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: I got the little Nigger car or some candy I did.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: Didn't you just wish you had birthday?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: Okay? Moving along only.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: With final Q and A twenty twenty five.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: Have birthday? Yeah?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I love you, hope you're doing well.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: I did leave somebody off. You are absolutely right. Happy
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: birthday to Jesus.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: The sweet baby Jesus and the little Manger and.
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  Speaker 3: and her mother broke into the seamstress house and stole.
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  Speaker 3: this church and the women I'm supposed to, the woman
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  Speaker 3: I'm supposed to marry, has robbed the seamstress.
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  Speaker 4: And she's standing there making her case as.
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  Speaker 3: She's getting arrested, and she's weighing the wedding gown that
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  Speaker 3: she did not pay for. She is standing there yelling
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  Speaker 3: at the seamstress, It's just a dress. How could you
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  Speaker 3: come here and clown me over a dress?
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  Speaker 1: Bitch, you stole it. The seamstress wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: Having it, and at some point I stood next to
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  Speaker 3: her for support. My ex attacked me too. You're tripping
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  Speaker 3: because I want to look good on our wedding day.
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  Speaker 3: The dress has nothing to do with you. It has
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  Speaker 3: nothing to do with our marriage. You're taking another woman's
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  Speaker 3: side over me. Seamstress told my ex, I worked on
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  Speaker 3: your dress for weeks. Your dress was my life. I
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  Speaker 3: missed my children's events working on your dress. I had
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  Speaker 3: bloody fingers from working on your dress and you don't
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  Speaker 3: pay me, and then you break into my house and
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  Speaker 3: steal it from me.
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  Speaker 4: It was worse than I thought.
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  Speaker 3: My ex's mother was with her, and not only did
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  Speaker 3: they steal the dress, they also warned another client's dress
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  Speaker 3: in the woman's sewing room.
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  Speaker 1: At the wedding.
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  Speaker 3: I had a few hundred dollars in our money tree,
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  Speaker 3: and I gave it to the seamstress. I apologized for
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  Speaker 3: what my ex did. I'm grateful to the seamstress for
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  Speaker 3: exposing the kind of woman that I was about to
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  Speaker 3: hitch my life to. And I'm very disappointed in her.
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  Speaker 3: Her family is mad at me because I'm okay with
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  Speaker 3: my decision to end things. It's hard sometimes to move
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  Speaker 3: on because this all happened several weeks ago, and I
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  Speaker 3: still can't believe how she tricked me into thinking that
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  Speaker 3: she was a good.
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  Speaker 2: Person hide your flaws till after the wedding.
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  Speaker 3: How she couldn't It was right there and she made
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  Speaker 3: an audience. Her dress was the only thing missing, so
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  Speaker 3: she put two and two together and then equal four
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  Speaker 3: the time house.
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  Speaker 2: No, but that's my thing.
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  Speaker 4: I don't blame you for walking away, mister Sartin.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're saying you don't understand. I can't trust Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you don't understand how how you let her trick you
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  Speaker 2: under Still she'll kill But yeah, they usually had They
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  Speaker 2: usually had their flaws until after the after the wedding. Well,
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  Speaker 2: for his sake, she yeah, she couldn't. She couldn't. And
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  Speaker 2: I from you, Damn, that's your fucking crazy. I ain't
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  Speaker 2: gonna like not. They're gonna hold you. You gotta, you gotta.
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  Speaker 2: You had a crazy bro on your hands, broke. Now,
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  Speaker 2: just imagine what would have happened the stories. Just imagine
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  Speaker 2: what would have happened you Actually, you'll have went through
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  Speaker 2: that ship, you know.
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  Speaker 3: What, crazy If he ended up with this steam stress,
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  Speaker 3: that would be nuts. Then crash out, she's really gonna
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: break in the house. She was still more than the dress.
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  Speaker 3: You stole my dream, You stole my dress, you bitch,
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  Speaker 3: You roll my wedding name, you hunch.
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  Speaker 2: On my ba agrimony Part two, the seamstress.
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  Speaker 1: That's it, Y'all'll be on one question.
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• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: And are we missing any of the holidays? I mean
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: while we still got him?
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: Because yeah, because who knows the gonna happen next year?
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  Speaker 1: Next year, y'all might see this might we might be
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Another in the rail country anyway.
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  Speaker 2: it checks out. There was all jokes, it was all.
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  Speaker 2: him a laugh, you know, because we need them here too.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: Checking your people. And again if you need us, if
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  Speaker 1: you alone, because the families out around. You have to work,
• 1:29:35
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  Speaker 1: you at work. Over the holiday season, we're here. We
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  Speaker 1: bunch of clips we.
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  Speaker 2: Get get so. Yeah, we're your cousins that you don't
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: like to talk about, but it will always show it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know the ones that take the long walks for Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks realizing I don't want to show up look stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm not cousin cousin.
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  Speaker 4: Is sitting in the corner with drink.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the cousin that shows up an hour late with sodas. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but like four plates, nigg I take two? Watch what
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  Speaker 1: I eat now? But it takes you very much?
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  Speaker 4: Why would you say that, bitch?
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  Speaker 1: We thank y'all for watching and listening. We love y'all,
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