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TEMU MYSTERY BOX FROM MY HUSBAND · CelinaSpookyBoo

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  Speaker 1: Hello everyone, and welcome to my channel.
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  Speaker 2: And I grant you three, over here Selena, wishes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: But you can't wish for more wishes. No. We all
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  Speaker 2: know that. No more extra wishes, you guys. Trickery when
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  Speaker 2: you play that. What have I brought to you today?
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  Speaker 3: This arrived at my house. It's about a 40 pound
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  Speaker 3: giant bag. I don't know what's in it, Adam.
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  Speaker 1: What is this?
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  Speaker 2: That... is what's a genie would owe you if he
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  Speaker 2: was a lumberjack genie and he wanted to make you
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  Speaker 2: a Teemu mystery box.
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  Speaker 1: You made me a Teemu, is it because I've been
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  Speaker 1: so sick?
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  Speaker 2: But it's not a box, it's a bag.
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  Speaker 1: It is a bag.
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  Speaker 2: A dirty bag.
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  Speaker 1: A dirty bag.
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  Speaker 2: From the shipping peoples.
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  Speaker 1: I did pull something out of it. I need to
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  Speaker 1: ask you a question.
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  Speaker 2: What is this? That's the shirt you wear when you
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  Speaker 2: tell your son or daughter to stand up, brush their
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  Speaker 2: cut off, and keep going. know who this is i
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  Speaker 2: know who they are who are they they're epic moms
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  Speaker 2: from 90s tv.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wait that's a different shirt that's a different no
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  Speaker 4: oh that's not the shirt i was thinking of you
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  Speaker 4: ordered a shirt the other day that was a different
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  Speaker 4: shirt yeah tell us about that shirt.
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  Speaker 1: That was a cool moms club shirt but what is this.
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  Speaker 2: That one is taylor swift if she was in another
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  Speaker 2: dimension and who is that adam that's the genie taylor
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  Speaker 2: swift Who is it really? It's Taylor, the bounty hunter.
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  Speaker 1: Why'd you order me this stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Because you needed to cheer up because you've been feeling
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  Speaker 2: a little blue lately.
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  Speaker 1: I've been so sick.
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  Speaker 2: Things have been really hard for you. This genie has
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  Speaker 2: brought you more than three wishes inside that bag. How
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  Speaker 2: are you holding up Adam? I'm fantastic. I am a genie.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fine. I can wish for whatever I want. I
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  Speaker 2: just wish to feel good. Wish to go to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Why is that going off? Did you turn it on? What?
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  Speaker 2: Turn what on?
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  Speaker 1: The bell.
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  Speaker 2: What bell?
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  Speaker 1: The ghost bell.
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  Speaker 2: Did it just go off?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not hearing things, right? Did y'all hear? Did you
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  Speaker 1: hear a bell?
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  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I want to know why you pull off that
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  Speaker 1: hat so good.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? I'm a genie. This is
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  Speaker 2: my hat. See?
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  Speaker 1: I can't look at you.
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  Speaker 2: I can't take you seriously. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Grant me a wish.
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  Speaker 2: You have to wish. Okay. For a wish. I can't
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  Speaker 2: do everything. Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I wish. I wish that you don't take that off
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  Speaker 1: all day. No matter who you run into.
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  Speaker 2: Your wish has been granted. I must go now. I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to take this stuff with me. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Cleaning up after me?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what about the bell? Turn the bell off! It's spooky!
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  Speaker 2: The bell is fine. The bell will tell you if
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  Speaker 2: I did good or not. Make sure you ask the
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  Speaker 2: bell about every treasure in your treasure bag.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I have been so sick. So, um, apparently TVU comes
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  Speaker 3: pretty quick. Adam said that this is hilarious on Hinge
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  Speaker 3: and not to get offended. So I don't know exactly
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  Speaker 3: what is going to be inside this box, but I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: But before we jump into it, this dropped yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Did you get one? I don't know if they're sold out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm praying for immediate sellout. I don't really think that
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  Speaker 3: ever happens.
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  Speaker 1: But this is the Valehouse Infinity Deck.
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  Speaker 3: If you have seen any of my ghost hunting videos,
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  Speaker 3: then you have seen me play with the Infinity Deck.
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  Speaker 1: Adam.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot my other shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Your hat is gone!
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  Speaker 2: These shirt, what?
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  Speaker 1: You don't put your hat on!
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Terrible genie. Go get the infinity deck right now at veilhouse.shop.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to love it. Get it. It might change
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  Speaker 1: your life.
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  Speaker 2: Talk to your guides.
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  Speaker 1: Help you talk to yourself. All right. Let's work through
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  Speaker 1: some things together. Use the chance. It's not a toy.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a toy.
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  Speaker 3: So, of course, crack this open to see what the
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  Speaker 3: heck this was before I noticed. And the first thing
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  Speaker 3: I pulled out was the Taylor Swift Dog the Bouncy
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  Speaker 3: Hunter shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Belle, what do we think of that? All right, Adam.
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  Speaker 1: Adam's on hinge.
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  Speaker 3: I just remember it was like four o'clock in the
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  Speaker 3: morning and I just kept hearing him go.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see what we got. Latutor. Realistic farting noises.
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  Speaker 2: My God.
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  Speaker 1: You need to put it against your hand. That's terrible.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Next up. Oh, wait. This isn't funny. This is cute. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: They are little Halloween bracelets.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I see.
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  Speaker 3: They say, like, spooky and boo and Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: That is so.
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  Speaker 1: Are these all gonna be nice? Oh, I know exactly
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  Speaker 1: what this is. Actually, funny story.
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  Speaker 3: If you ever saw the Sam and Colby Eureka Springs
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  Speaker 3: Crescent Hotel video, on that trip, I actually bought all
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  Speaker 3: of us these from a store.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like a pop-up knife, but it's literally, it's
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  Speaker 1: a comb. So I got one for Sam and Colby
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  Speaker 1: and Chris. How cute. I gotta make a pile over here.
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  Speaker 1: Good Lord.
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  Speaker 2: What is this?
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  Speaker 3: It is a, oh, an umbrella hat. I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to put it in here for bad luck, but I
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  Speaker 3: know why he bought this. I literally brought it up
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  Speaker 3: when I was walking outside with the baby and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, this would be perfect if I had an
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  Speaker 3: umbrella over my head for shade.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So we got funny. We got considerate. We got cute
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  Speaker 1: as shit. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: These are cute.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on.
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  Speaker 3: Look at these little nail decals, but they're like cute,
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  Speaker 3: tiny little ghosties.
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  Speaker 1: Aww. All right. What is this?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I have one of these and it broke. So
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  Speaker 3: I know why we got that. It's to hang in
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  Speaker 3: your mirror of your car, but it's a little tiny
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  Speaker 3: ghosty boy.
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  Speaker 1: I love that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Funny. I, this is a whole bag of tiny people. Little,
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  Speaker 3: a little tiny man, a little tiny sitting man with
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  Speaker 3: a dump truck, a little business lady.
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  Speaker 1: I like to keep these in my purse.
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  Speaker 3: And when I'm in the bathroom, I like to set
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  Speaker 3: them up on the toilet, the toilet paper dispenser.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I like to be whimsical. I like to be whimsical.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back, let's get back to it.
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  Speaker 3: I got a new phone a couple days ago, so
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  Speaker 3: these aren't gonna work with my.
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  Speaker 1: New phone, but how fun would this have been? Look
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  Speaker 1: at her.
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  Speaker 3: This is going to fit on Adam's phone though, so
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  Speaker 3: you bet your ass. I'm sneaking that on there later.
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  Speaker 1: Stickers? What are these stickers of?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, they're just like little goth baby stickers. I love stickers.
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  Speaker 3: I have too many stickers, Adam.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: I never stick them anywhere because I'm like, well, one
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  Speaker 3: day I'm going to need this sticker and it's going
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  Speaker 3: to be used up and then I'm just going to
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  Speaker 3: have to throw it out.
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  Speaker 1: Stickers give me anxiety. Oh, are you.
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  Speaker 3: Are you trying to say I have stank mouth? We
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  Speaker 3: got some toothbrushies and tooth flossies. I do like those
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  Speaker 3: for my purse though, I'll be honest.
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  Speaker 1: What is this? What would this be? Yeah, forgot about that.
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  Speaker 1: It agrees though.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like the picture, this probably hit so hard,
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  Speaker 3: but it's not hitting that hard right now.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Bye. I love the like mystery bag, but I feel
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  Speaker 3: like I'm opening someone else's mail because I didn't order this.
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  Speaker 2: Adam!
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  Speaker 1: I don't like this. Ew, why is there residue? There's
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  Speaker 1: resi- Right? Ew! That texture is disgusting. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's- I kinda like it now. I
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  Speaker 1: kinda like it. It's a foot with hair on it,
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  Speaker 1: with a tongue and eyes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Why does it gotta have fake hair? I don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: I kinda like it now.
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  Speaker 2: Belle? Right.
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  Speaker 1: Smells like something's gonna give me cancer. Okay. First, why
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  Speaker 1: would you pack that in here like this?
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  Speaker 3: But this is the 2026 Chicken Daddies calendar, so let's
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  Speaker 3: take a gander.
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  Speaker 1: Chicken Daddies. Oh, Alexis from Schitt's Creek. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: That's enough. I'm gonna stick this over here for later.
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  Speaker 2: I apologize.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I like it. It's a fake mic. Breaking news.
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  Speaker 1: Salima Spooky Boo's in the hood. And Adam's bought her
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  Speaker 1: some fancy... He knows I'm gonna have way too much
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  Speaker 1: fun with this. I'm gonna ruin his life. It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be hilarious. It's gonna be so funny. Oh, okay. What
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  Speaker 1: is this? Oh, it's a freaking harmonica necklace. Does it
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  Speaker 1: work though?
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  Speaker 2: Stop.
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  Speaker 1: They can't know your power. There are so many things
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  Speaker 1: in here. What? Oh, yes. A magic eight ball keychain.
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  Speaker 1: What are we going to ask?
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  Speaker 3: Is the Ville house deck going to sell it on Friday?
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  Speaker 3: And when people leave this video, is it going to
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  Speaker 3: be sold out?
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  Speaker 1: Very likely. Let me know. Okay. This says, open me.
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  Speaker 1: You know I'm going to, baby.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's a little pickle. I, a little pickle from
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  Speaker 3: me to you, just to say I love you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Adam, a little pickle. I'm your little pickle. Ooh. Ooh,
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  Speaker 1: I know what these are. These are little pickies. Yeah, right?
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  Speaker 1: You pick these little rocks out. I love it! You're
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  Speaker 1: going over here because I'm just going to sit and
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  Speaker 1: do that forever. Oh, this makes me so mad that
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  Speaker 1: I switched out my phone. Look at this case. He
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  Speaker 1: knows me so well. Look at that. That's so cute
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  Speaker 1: with the ghost. Okay, what is this? It looks mystical. Oh, sick.
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  Speaker 3: Look at these tiny little vials for holy water. You'd
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  Speaker 3: think they'd have holy water in them. They don't, but
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  Speaker 3: I have holy water inside. So you could just like
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  Speaker 3: put this on your key chain and then if something
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  Speaker 3: bad happens, you just like.
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  Speaker 1: Take like a shot. You've never shot holy water? That's
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  Speaker 1: kind of weird of you.
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  Speaker 3: Guess you've never been in a demon situation.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta use my harmonica to break into this. Maybe. Ooh,
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  Speaker 1: what are you? It's another umbrella.
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  Speaker 2: Stop.
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  Speaker 1: Give me things I can't open inside. But it looks
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  Speaker 1: like stained glass.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he knows I literally have a stained glass. It's
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  Speaker 3: really well made for Teemu too. I have like a
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  Speaker 3: stained glass fetish. I really want like a big stained
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  Speaker 3: glass tattoo.
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  Speaker 1: Like how sick would that look? Right?
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  Speaker 2: Agree.
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  Speaker 1: This is, what is this? Holy shit, Adam. What is this?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. It's so big and hard. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta move back for this.
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  Speaker 6: Whoa, guys, it's a rug. It's a literal director's, it's
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  Speaker 6: a director's clapboard. They didn't cut it right though. Letters
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  Speaker 6: are cut off, but that's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 1: So I have a dream, right? Ow, fuck, I'm old.
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  Speaker 2: I've fallen in the park and I can't get up.
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  Speaker 3: Don't worry. Help is on the way.
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  Speaker 2: I'm here!
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  Speaker 3: Um, Adam knows that my biggest dream in the whole
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  Speaker 3: entire world is to have one of my books turned
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  Speaker 3: into a movie. I really want to produce a movie.
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  Speaker 3: I produced a movie. If you haven't seen House on Eden,
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  Speaker 3: it's on Shudder now. You can watch it for free
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  Speaker 3: on Shudder. Um, but my, like, dream is to write
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  Speaker 3: a screenplay and turn that into a movie or get
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  Speaker 3: it turned into a movie. I am working on one
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  Speaker 3: right now and I'm really hoping that y'all will like
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  Speaker 3: it if it comes.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to come to fruition. We manifest. We manifest.
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  Speaker 1: So I know that's why he got that for me.
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  Speaker 1: Don't forget your dreams, baby. We got another big one.
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  Speaker 3: Life is weird because for the first time in five years,
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  Speaker 3: I don't have fake nails.
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  Speaker 1: I've had fake nails since before COVID. I've never had
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  Speaker 1: my own natural nails. And now that I have a baby.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have nails and I have roots and it's
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  Speaker 1: all worth it. And I love him so much. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even care. I was like, I'm not doing it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to spend time away from him. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: What is this? Hello? Hello? Hello? Wait, it's got a USB.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Do
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  Speaker 1: I have the USB? No one has USB anymore. I
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  Speaker 1: need to go. Is it what I think it is?
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: Is this the ghost mirror? Is this the freaking ghost mirror?
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  Speaker 1: Is it? It's a ghost mirror! Oh my god. It's
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  Speaker 1: so cute. Can you see it? I love it so much. Oh, fuck.
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  Speaker 1: I need to like... This needs to go up and...
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  Speaker 1: You need to go up instead! We'll put you here
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  Speaker 1: for now. That's... amazing i love that so.
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  Speaker 3: Much you don't even understand it makes my butthole flex
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  Speaker 3: oh that's really nice because i saw it and i
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  Speaker 3: was looking at winners and stuff for it and i
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  Speaker 3: didn't want a big one so that's really cute what
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  Speaker 3: is this dude be buying some weird stuff.
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  Speaker 1: What is this could.
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  Speaker 3: Someone tell me what this is what is that is
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  Speaker 3: it like it's a necklace it's like a cigarette no
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  Speaker 3: like i have no idea Appreciate it, Adam.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a giggle.
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  Speaker 3: There, but worst case Ontario. I'm gonna put that on
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  Speaker 3: my car because that is hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: And I, yeah, right? And I love Trailer Park Boys.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: I love Canadian programming.
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  Speaker 3: Anne of Green Gables, Letterkenny, Schitt's Creek, Trailer Park Boys.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, what is this? We got a little wooden box.
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  Speaker 1: It says you are my sunshine. Hold on.
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  Speaker 3: Make me happy.
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  Speaker 1: One day you're so great. I sing this to Remy
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  Speaker 1: all day.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't say you are my sunshine, I say
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  Speaker 3: you are one of my sunshines, because I love Adam
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  Speaker 3: and I love my dogs too.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa, this is sick. Whoa, look at this little book.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really into celestial 90s and early 2000s. Oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: a ring box, or like, yeah, it's a jewelry box.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God, that's really cute. I really like that, right? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, what is this?
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  Speaker 1: This matches my wallet. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: For Remy. Oh, my son's name's Remy, but I call
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  Speaker 3: him Remy.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Look, it says mom and it says tattoos. I'm putting
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  Speaker 1: this on your body. I'm gonna wash it first, but
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it on you. What? Oh, mm-hmm. My
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  Speaker 1: brain lately. New mom life. Y'all probably understand this. Let
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: me show you this in a second. It's probably gonna
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  Speaker 1: make you tickle. That's me buffering. That's me buffering. Gotta
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: buffer because... Yeah. Yeah. Don't even know the words, man.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know them. Don't sleep anymore. Okay. Ooh. Okay. We
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: have a 3D printed wolf for my desk. I'm alright
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: with that.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Look at it.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Ooh, wait.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Adam has a thing with flutes. He plays the flute
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: a lot for me. It's one of my favorite things
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: in the world. And now I have a wolf flute.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Does it work reverse?
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: No.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: No.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I have to poop, this is embarrassing. VRB!
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: I'm back.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I'm skinny!
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: A real talk though, I've been so sick that this
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: is the lowest I've weighed since 2014.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Because I've been so sick. What are these? I'm into this. See,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: I love when it comes in a pack and I
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: can put them in weird places. It's just a little face.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna squish it. Wait, do you come out?
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: It doesn't even come out. Like, it's not like, wait,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: is it?
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: It does!
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Look at its little face! YouTuber 2012. I'm the little
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: squishy boy. Sorry, I don't even know what that was. Oh,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: the face isn't on the squishy boy. The face is
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: on the package. It's just a gel and the face
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: is on there. Wait, I'm... The face came off. This
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: isn't good. I need to not touch things like this.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: I'm turning it into nightmare fuel. No, no. Put these
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: over here for my purse. Y'all, my purse is crazy. Oh,
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: I'm so mad, my other phone. Look at that, the Motorola.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: You could have made my iPhone look like a Motorola Razr. Hello?
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: I had a pink one. It's somewhere in my basement. Ooh.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is that? Why are you damp or
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: are you just cold? What is this? Why does that
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: look like me naked? Why?
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: What is this?
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Who go there? Can you come down here? I need
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: to ask you about one of these items you purchased.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: This isn't good. Why has it got little hair on
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: the side? This isn't good. Oh God, it just gets worse.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: He's coming, isn't he?
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Three, two, one. I was having a nap. Why have
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: you summoned me?
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: What is this?
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: That. What's on the side of its head? Is that
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: a mole with hair coming out of it?
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Why? I just thought it would confuse you and maybe
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: bring up some topics for the next book.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Is it because this is.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: It reminds me of that movie with the three stories
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: in it. Yeah. That lady walking down the hall?
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: But that's the male version that hasn't quite fully formed yet.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: So I thought maybe it's because this is what I
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: look like naked.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: You do not look like that naked.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Let's be honest.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: No, you don't look like that naked at all. Maybe
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: No.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Why is there like blood coming out the side of you?
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know. This is disturbing.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't look at this closely when I bought this.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I just bought, I thought it could be like a
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: buddy to like inspire creepy books. Worst case Ontario.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: This is my favorite.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: You could just not put it on your desk. I
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: grant you an extra wish to banish this from our life.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Take it away. The sound it made when it landed.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Got genie work to do. Bye. Nice.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Adam knows I just need a lot of stimulation. It's
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: a squish, but there's no fluid in it.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: It's just rocks that are chipping color as they go.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: That scrunch is good. Move on, Selena. Okay, what is... this. What?
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Look at this. Oh, it's with the balls. Oh, so
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: you get on the track. Oh, I'm already frustrated. Moving on.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: You knew what he was doing to me with that. Adam,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: what is this? I'm into it.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: This is this something else. This is Mm, it's this one, okay. Oh, God,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: there's two parts.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Why isn't his arms attached?
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Hold up. The Teletubbies aren't supposed to have faces. And
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: why does his face look like that?
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: In the arms of an angel, fly away from here.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Kiss.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Just kiss.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I need to go home. Bye. What is it? Oh, yeah.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: He's out of Chupacabra.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: You're nice and you're soft. Oh, Adam knew I'd like
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: you and you'd be my little guy.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: We'd be friends. And I'm gonna name you Oscar. Oscar
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: the Chupacabra. No, Charlie. No, Charlie. No, Charlie the Chupacabra.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: What's this? What's this? What's this?
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: I've heard of this. This is the never-ending pencil. You
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: don't sharpen it, it just always works.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: It does. Hello.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Hey, that's maddening.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I just like the color blue.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know I'm excited about that. But it has
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: a lid, so that's probably gonna go missing. Four minutes.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Holy moly, Adam.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm freaking pissed now that I got rid of
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: my phone.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Look at this phone case. I'm going to put this
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: on Adam's phone because he still has a 16. Without
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: him noticing. He'll notice so fast though. And then I'll go,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: where's my phone case? Then I'll say, I put it
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: in the fire. What's this? This is nice. Whoa.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Is it real?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Whoa! This, look it, it's a holy
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: bible keychain for your keys, but is it? It actually
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: is the bible! That's cool. I recently purchased a bunch
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: of 1800s bibles. Look at that. Fancy! A hat? I'm
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: not gonna look at it, I'm just gonna put it on,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: we'll read it together. What's it say? I can't tell.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: So I have not been well. Um, it's not, not true. Oh,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: another hat, another hat. Can't look at it. Can't look
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: at it. Yeah, that's very sweet of you, Adam. Yeah.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Does that mean my dreams are going to come true?
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Am I going to produce, maybe even direct? Oh, I
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: can just see that thing laying over there.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: My own movie?
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Let me know in three, two. Yeah! Oh, this is terrifying.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Are they all the same? They are. Hello, and welcome
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: to my channel. Today, we'll be doing a smoky eye.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Why is this so scary? Scary! I'm into it.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Oh!
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: This is taking me back, mates.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: A.L.E.T.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Thousands. I don't need the pyramid.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Look at the talent she has.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Look at the grace.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: She's got that excitement all over her face.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: It's an eagle. God bless America. You know I live
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: in Canada. I call to the birds of the wind. Okay,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I'll move on. What is this? Are these for my face?
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I think these go on your car. Yeah,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: these go over your headrests. That is scary. And I'm
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: going to put them on my headrests. Like, right when
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I'm done this. Along with my Worst Case Ontario sticker.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I look mentally ill. For sure. Oh.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Oh!
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Adam! They all say spooky or boo.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Look.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Spooky boot! Again, he knows that I'm going to wear these.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: And then when people come up and they're like, are
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: you Selena? And I'll go, yeah, you want a bracelet?
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: I used to have popsockets and I would give people
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: popsockets and it would say stay weird with my face
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: on it.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: And I have about 500 of them left. Is that weird?
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Or should I still give those to people when they
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: know who I am? I did it one time and
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: this girl, she came up, she's like, hey, oh my God.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: And then I handed her a popsocket. And then she
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: was like, can you move your car?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: She didn't know who I was. And I made things
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: weird for myself. I stopped doing that. And you know how?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Because years later she was like, remember that? That was weird.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know you. What's this? Oh, it's a costume.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: It's a costume of what? What are you? Do I
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: put you on? Am I going to put you on? Oh,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: that's not going to fit me.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: That's not.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: But I can put on the mask. I can put
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: on the mask. It's such a mess up here now. Shit. Nice.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Ready for this? Well, guys, thank you so much for
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: watching my video. I don't know why I'm English so hard.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I hope you had a good time. This was really fun.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: You know I love mystery boxes. Adam wants to spoil me.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: I've been really sick.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: So it's been nice. Go see if this is still available.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I'm hoping it's not. But like, if it is, pick
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: one up. I love you.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I hope you have a really good day. I hope
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: you enjoyed this video. Until next time, I love you.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: And don't forget to check out Wild down below.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Bye. Wait, you're still here? Well, good, because you should
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: probably go download June's Journey. Check out the link.