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DONKEY: Florida Man Runs To Police After Attempting To Rob Someone's Home · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Make sure you're telling them to watch out for Florida, Malora.
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  Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
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  Speaker 1: all of Flourida.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you are a donkey. A Florida man attacked an
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  Speaker 2: ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too
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  Speaker 2: much money.
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  Speaker 3: Florida man is arrested after that, w saying he rigged.
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  Speaker 1: The door to his home in an attempt to electric
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  Speaker 1: hid his president lights.
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  Speaker 2: Police arrested at Orlando man we're talking to Fromida the
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  Speaker 2: practice club, bitch you. Donkey of the Day with Charlam
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  Speaker 2: Payne to guy. Oh, why y'all keep it letting him
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  Speaker 2: get y'all like.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't me.
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  Speaker 2: It's y'all do ball down in Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Donkey of Today for Monday May six goes to a
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  Speaker 1: young man named Terry Jennings of Papano Beach, Florida. I
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  Speaker 1: know I probably pronounced that wrong. Is somebody out there
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  Speaker 1: screaming at the radio right now?
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  Speaker 2: It's Pompeno is Pompino? Okay? Pompino Beach, Florida.
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  Speaker 1: What did your uncle sh'alla always say about the great
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  Speaker 1: state of Florida. The craziest people in America come from
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  Speaker 1: the Bronx and all of Florida. I was just in
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  Speaker 1: Orlando yesterday. I was there this weekend, yes Saturday and Sunday. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: sleuth to everyone who listens to us on one of
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  Speaker 1: four point five to beat. My daughter is a cheerleader,
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  Speaker 1: so I was down there for her competition. Slew to
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  Speaker 1: the licking in Orlando. Drop on the clues bombs for
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  Speaker 1: the licking in Orlando, the one in Florida. Mal appreciate
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  Speaker 1: all the hospitality Saturday. See. The thing about Florida is
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  Speaker 1: that Florida is like anywhere else. Don't start nothing, won't
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  Speaker 1: be none.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Every day of our lives, we wake up and our
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  Speaker 1: job is to avoid crazy. Very hard to avoid crazy
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  Speaker 1: in Florida, but not impossible if you simply just mind
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  Speaker 1: your business.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Terry Jennings is from Florida and did not receive
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  Speaker 2: that memo.
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  Speaker 1: See Terry Jennings, twenty four years old, was arrested after
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  Speaker 1: attempting to commit a burglary. According to police records, he
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  Speaker 1: broke into a man's home, but he didn't realize.
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  Speaker 2: The resident was there.
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  Speaker 1: Clearly the resident was somebody Terry wanted zero problems with.
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  Speaker 1: He wanted no smoke because when he realized the resident
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  Speaker 1: was home, he hauled ass. Something scared him so bad
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  Speaker 1: that he took off, okay, and he took off and
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  Speaker 1: he saw a parked police car after fleeing the scene,
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  Speaker 1: and he came running up to the police car demanding help. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the officer quickly determined the man was running away from
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  Speaker 1: a resident after the resident found him trying to break
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  Speaker 1: into his home. Now, remember when my guy comedian Andrew Schotz,
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  Speaker 1: who sold out the Garden this weekend. We just told
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  Speaker 1: y'all that twice by himself, the Garden, not the theater
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  Speaker 1: with the Knicks play. Remember when he once said breaking
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  Speaker 1: into Dinny's house must be terrifying. That's what this whole
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  Speaker 1: scenario reminds me of. Let's listen to what Andrew had
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  Speaker 1: to say for us.
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  Speaker 3: This is the only reason I think he might be guilty.
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  Speaker 3: Every celebrity in LA has had their home robbed except Diddy,
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  Speaker 3: and I thought about it. It's like Bro Robin didty
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  Speaker 3: is terrifying because what if he's there, you break down
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  Speaker 3: the door, he's butt naked on the couch, meet Mill
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  Speaker 3: sitting on his laps, petting him like a Maltese cat
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  Speaker 3: meet mill, crying, hold on, wait a minute, I thought
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  Speaker 3: you was finished. The HEAs I can't stop home. Stop
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  Speaker 3: you try to run out, You run out, The door
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  Speaker 3: is locked.
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  Speaker 1: You try you here.
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  Speaker 3: Nowhere, you don't know where. I can't be stopped. Now
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  Speaker 3: it's your ass tonight.
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  Speaker 2: What if that's how this went down with Terry in Florida.
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  Speaker 1: What if Terry walked in on a man who was
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  Speaker 1: in there starbucknked, masturbating the gay porn. The man sitting
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  Speaker 1: there on porn hub, shaking hands with the milk man.
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  Speaker 1: He's starfish gazing, praying for some masks, and here comes
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  Speaker 1: some bussy.
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  Speaker 2: Through the window. I've been waiting for you.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing that's gonna make a man run from
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  Speaker 1: a house he's breaking into is if the person got
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  Speaker 1: a pistol or a penis in his hand.
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  Speaker 2: Either way, you don't want to get shot, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: That is the only thing that can spook a man
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  Speaker 1: so bad that he will go from criminal to victim
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  Speaker 1: that fast. Now, Terry has been arrested for this before.
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  Speaker 1: He once entered an unlocked car in a gated community
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  Speaker 1: and removed a wallet from the centaconsole. The wallet had
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  Speaker 1: just twenty dollars in it. Okay, the victims driver's license
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  Speaker 1: and association ID. Terrry couldn't say it wasn't him because
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  Speaker 1: he was found in the backyard of a resident and
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  Speaker 1: he had the victim's driver license and twenty dollars bill
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  Speaker 1: in his pocket, and the courting the police, he was
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  Speaker 1: unable to explain why he had those items in his possession.
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  Speaker 1: Police be so damn funny, maybe wanting you to explain
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  Speaker 1: things they already know just for their amusement. You know,
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  Speaker 1: damn well why he had these things in his possession because.
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  Speaker 2: He stole them.
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  Speaker 1: Terry is currently in the Broadwood County Jail on a
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  Speaker 1: bard of six thousand dollars. And one thing about jail,
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  Speaker 1: when the man is in there with a penis in
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  Speaker 1: his hand, when the bad boy for life beat drops,
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  Speaker 1: there is nowhere.
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  Speaker 2: To run tonight. That's right. Please give Terry Jennings the
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  Speaker 2: biggest he off. That's crazy, that's Florida. Wow. All right, well,
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  Speaker 2: thank you for that, and I thank you for the
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  Speaker 2: Dog of Today.
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  Speaker 4: personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lamb is soft, don't
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  Speaker 4: be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side.
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  Speaker 4: If you're ever injured.
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  Speaker 2: Go to Michael to bull dot com. That's Michael to
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  Speaker 2: bull dot com. And when you mess with the bull,
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  Speaker 2: you get the horns. Wake that ass up Earth in
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  Speaker 2: the morning. The Breakfast Club