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The Valley Recap with Jaime & Garrett: "Hallway of the Mondrian" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama Darling, Drama, Darling, Drama Darling. Well, hello everybody,
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welcome back. It's Drama Darling and today we are talking the valley. The
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valley ooh, joining me. I am flanked by two Detroit besties, Jamie
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Moyer on my right, Garrett Fuller on my left. What's up Detroit's let's
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talk about this valley and they go get some Coney's and some pop. That
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was a clip from the after show where Laala was talking about like a midlife
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crisis with Brittany, you know, and Brittany was like, well, Jake's
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Hayes all these muscle colors aide he gets he disloves his cars, and la
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La says in response, I Michigan, right, Garrett, do you have
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a muscle car in your driveway? That is the question. I my neighbor
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just got a brand new muscle car like a month ago and did the thing
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where he stands outside and was like, here it is neighborhood, Come on
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over. I saw that Jacks drives a classic Corvette and the Detroit my brain
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was like sweet car. Jack's of course, I mean, are you kidding
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me? Also, Jeimie like you know, we're we live in La,
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obviously from Detroit. When you saw Jackson Brittany in that golf cart driving down
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a pretty main thoroughfare in La, how nervous were you nervous? I was
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delighted. I thought this will help me spot them because I saw them in
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that. Well. First of all, that was insane. She's trying to
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have a heartfelt talk. She's like, she's like bouncing. I just want
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to ask you if we're gonna be able to do the bawn the wall because
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it's really a part guy and she's just like totally exposed. But also I
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was like, ooh, I think that's magnolia. Like I was like,
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yes, spot what street it was? I'm like, yeah, now now
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I know, Like I know, my there's spot ability spiked for me.
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Great knowing that they're tooling around in a golf cart. I thought of that
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too, Jamie, completely completely unsafe, but like that's just mischigue that it's
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just tay to say. I mean, Brittany doesn't think twice, and like
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you said, she I love when either she cries or now I know if
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she's in a golf cart, or maybe if we just harken back to to
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I'm sorry, I said, Tennessee, but I'm in Kentucky. Uh,
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Kentucky tractor or whatever. She's gonna sound the same. It's like uh like
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it's also I need to talk about the board to but my girl, Oh
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god, I love that. I love that lady, you know, like
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she goes with the flow man. Okay, Jarrett, Jarrett Garrett. Sorry.
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I was gonna say Jackson's Studio City Bar, and then I wanted to
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address Garrett, and so it went into jacks At you know, Jarrett.
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The next time I come up to l A, I'm just gonna go by
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Jarrett E. Garrett version of me. I'm supposed to say, Amy,
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please, Jarrett is my father? Well me, Garrett? Okay, So
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Garrett, we went to Jackson's on a night with the Darlings. Well,
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I'm sorry. We tried to go to Jackson's in Studio City. It was
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a darling night out. All of my co hosts and I Jamie was there.
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I had literally d M Jackson Brittany saying hey, we would were Yeah
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what I was? I was? So I was so starstruck when Amy pulled
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her phone out and was like, you can damn them too, you can
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damn them too, and their people will get back to you. Probably probably
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wasn't even Jack's, or maybe was. I don't know. The point of
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it is is that I said Jack's respond and I was like, we're going
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to be up at your bar. You're going to be there, and he
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was like, yeah, should be, we'll be you know whatever. And
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then so we show up and it's closed for a private party event. Oh
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oh okay, and you know what, show up dressed to the nines.
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Wait, so he knew you guys were coming, but it was a private
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party. Yeah, And he didn't tell us that. And then I called
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him out on it later. I was like, we're at fucking Rocos next
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door because your place is closed tonight. And I'm like you know, and
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he's like, oh, I didn't know about it until later and I posted
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it. I'm like, hey, forget it, Just forget it, Jack.
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Yeah. It. I was very disap I wanted to sit at one
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of those picnic tables, so damn bad. That's luxury. That's luxury.
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When we saw those partners today on the I mean like whatever, when this
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episode aired, when we saw the Partners over there, I'm pretty sure it
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was one of those dudes that told us it was a private party. Whoa
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starstruck. Yeah, rub the Elos with important people much move over Chateau Marmont.
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Also, those investors, they looked like they were out of just like
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Central Casting. Every investor is just like a little bald man in a suit,
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like, oh, Jaxon, I'll give you the money, and I'm
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like, who gives Jack's money? You're right, Like the the Zion haircare
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people, they look like they were straight out of Monopoly. Game of Zion
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is clean as a whistlebald. I was like this, you can't write it.
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Yeah, I went to comedy school and I don't have it. This
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is this is the show. Yeah, they're all They're all Jeff Besils clones,
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like a little version of Jeff Bezos. And I'm like, these guys
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are perfect, these are perfect investors guys like whoever they are. This is
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a really, really investor heavy episode. It was thinking about it. It
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really was. You know, Jasmon actually tried to call out the bald men
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and Jack's like, I'm not talking about that. She was like, I
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want to. At the dinner, she was like, Hey, I want
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to what's the story with the bald haircare guy? And He's like, I'm
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not I'm not done. I'm done talking about that. Did you I don't
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know if you caught that, but I was like, yes, that was
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really funny. Wow, guys, let me start this recap off with a
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little a little theme song, is it? I mean it's not. I
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will say this show like when it starts and you get that theme song,
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it really puts me in a good mood. Yeah, I like it.
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I like it. These Bravo people they know how to pop a theme song
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because you know the bander Pump song. James is putting that all over every
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festival in the world, you know the reason like that one and then this
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one is really like yeah, I was bopping to it as well, Amy.
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And if that's yeah, is it? It's not? Show? Are
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you okay? All right, we'll stop doing that. Okay. So there's
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so much to talk about. Do we just go straight to the end?
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Do we start at the beginning? I always am like, because when there's
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such an explosive episode, I feel like we just need to get straight to
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the end and then maybe work our way back. What do you guys think?
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Yeah, Amy, let's get there. Okay, great? The end
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was stunning, I cannot believe Kristen. And also I'm looking at Michean like
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these fools, they just don't know what they've signed up for. It's like
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you can't. This is TV, baby, You're in the mix now with
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all your secrets. And and Kristen like she is a ticking time bomb.
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You cannot tell her. That was Zach that said that, Like his face
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was that was Hollywood, you know what I mean, Like, that's what
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we're we signed up for. All the way altercation when he got had a
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barrel rolled, I was like, oh no, Zach, yeah, exact,
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and eight women got hit like I was like everybody everyone, it was
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like dominoes. I was like, I was like, not since the Las
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Vegas Hallway when Sanda ball is dressed like a woman, have I seen such
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hallway altercation? Just me and and there's blurred nipples. You know, we
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got it all. Hold on, we got fighting, We got blurred nipples.
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This is one of the best episodes. I love. And the blur
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nipple continued, it never got fixed. I love that Robin I love that
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Robin Thick song. Blurred nipple. It's so good. When she was like
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everyone back in this room, I was like, that's the nipple talking right
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there. Everyone's getting back in that room, Garrett. They did fix it
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when she entered the room and so she could pop off. The nipple would
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had returned to its snug little pocket. But yeah, it was out for
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a while. It was if that moment's capture on film where someone just like,
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hey, nips out, Like they should really have that footage, right,
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like they must have that moment someone told her like, hey, before
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you command this room, nips nips showing, get it out, get it
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up. I just love it. It was that was the best. Yeah.
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I mean this guy like really no holds barred. He just he just
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barreled through there with no no person left unturned. I know, everyone was
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like watch game a pinball right now. And I felt so bad for Zach
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because he like went against the wall and and his reaction was like just he
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kind of played possum in a way, you know what I mean, And
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and that's sort of what you kind of need to do, you know,
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you want to you want to stop drop and roll. And he just had
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nowhere to go, and so he was just like don't never moved, his
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hair, didn't move, not of not a strand Dare I say that would
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have that probably protected him? That was for sure. Yeah. Yeah.
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I felt he felt physics right because like he got hit and then he went
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down, but his hair defied physics. Yes for movie. Yeah, so
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it stayed here. It stabilized him, right. It works as a helmet
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as well. So when he took that spill, he was like, I'm
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fine. He didn't go all the way down to the ground. His hair
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boom, It's like a weebel wobble, you know, it kept him back
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flights. Yeah, it was brilliant, but you know, he also was
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protecting the person behind him, and I felt like he was a shield to
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whomever. It was like Britney got hit in that Michelle, like everybody that
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was really bad. And Luke it felt like there was suddenly eight more people
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in that hallway and I just couldn't get eyes on at all. It was
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almost too much for me to feast my eyes on him, Like what the
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fuck is going on? Yeah? Yeah, he was clearly he was so
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frustrated. It seemed that Kristen Dodie's boyfriend, what is his name, Rick
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it is? He was like he Jesse is infuriated by Luke not being scared
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of him. You can see it's just like, so I'll just barrel roll
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through everyone else. Yeah, you're right. He does not like that.
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Luke is not threatened. Looks like, yeah, I just I just snacked
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on bear last week at home. Raw. I'll do whatever it takes.
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I'm a lumberjack out in Colorado. When I'm not dating christ I'll get my
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bow and arrow. I'll get my bow and arrow out here, and I'll
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show you how to clear a hallway. You know, mondra On Jesse was
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on one from the fucking second here arrived at that party. Something happened,
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well, he said, his life coach told him something. But you know
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we can all say whatever her. But between the girl, the burning man
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girl, and then he's at the dinner trying to have fun, then not
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have fun. I hate when someone's in that vibe. I'm like, just
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pick a lane. I want to stay here and sulk all night. Fine,
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don't sulk. And then two seconds later, let's dance with mem Get
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your shit together. That was off putting with mem two hours that was off
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putting with MEMA. Was it or was it sweet? I don't know?
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Was it? What can we break that down. Let's land there for a
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second, because I mean, were you concerned because she's elder, like,
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were you concerned she was that Jesse was gonna hurt her, like just by
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accident. No, no, no, What I'm saying is he was having
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a manic episode to be dancing with me. I mean, mema is your
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television. I mean bring around every episode. So she was fine. He's
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dancing with her, giving her a little spotlight moment. So in that moment,
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he's having fun. He's he's dancing so fast. Now he's talking to
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the girl, I like your Jess. You know that. He gets up
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there and now he's sulking, and now he's slamming the table with like a
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JEMs look in his eye like he's smiling. He's slamming the table. He's
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he's he's trying. He is hiccuping into what he hopes are his good dramatic
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moments so he can stay on this show. He doesn't understand that he doesn't
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need to do anything because Dodie's coming through. So it's like, you're off,
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You're over here trying to wear a thousand hats and you're not the main
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character. Buddy. He actually literally was wearing a thousand hats from that pop
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up and Mima was wearing the other thow. But also they didn't they didn't
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even pay for that though. They just it was like Minnie Pearl, like
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with the tag hanging off. Yeah, they just took it. She's like,
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can I get anything here? Loves Minnie Pearl, you know me,
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She fucking loves a Mini Pearl. That's why she agreed to put that chandelier
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hat on whatever that was Mabel's alas yet their guitar. She loves her Minnie
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Pearl. Ita says, this podcast is gonna be chaotic because that episode was
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chaotic, so you're gonna get stuff like that. But holy moly, so
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do you think that, like when you said Jesse's trying to stay on the
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show, Like and I don't mean to like put the cart before the horse,
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but when I'm looking at next season, we now know that Jesse and
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Michelle have split, as we've seen in the trades, and Michelle has moved
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on to a financial guy. She has actually been with him. They're out
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on dates. They've been together since February. Thank you by Wig. Hello.
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Drama had posted this picture that this guy posted on his story like he
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has. She has not been posting with him, but he did. There's
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been like two pictures of her and this guy, and it's alleged that she's
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now moved on. So looking at next season, where do we land who's
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coming back? Well, maybe they'll show us both in a separated co parenting
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sitch or I could see this might sound wild, but I could see her
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leaving in him being the one that's back. I was wondering that too,
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because he's so polarizing. Yeah, but let's let's like this is the case.
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You're right amy about this episode. It's chaotic that we've started at the
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end, but let's go to the very end then and really work our way
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back. Okay, okay, so Christen, So Kristen says, oh,
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I can reveal your secrets my pleasure, And I'm like, what is going
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on? I'm protecting you, Yeah, I'm protecting it so creepy. Then
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it's like she's had a boyfriend, yeah, in the hallway of the Mandria.
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And it's funny that she waited this long knowing that she was going to
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say it, that she waited until that moment when no one was really around
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and then she's like, well, she has a boyfriend for an entire year.
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Now we've said it, and I'm like, now, who's we like
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crickets? No one's around. Yeah, it looks like, but we've said
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it every single day to ourselves over dinner, breakfast, lunch, that she's
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had a boyfriend. We've said it so many times. Yeah, she's like,
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she's like she was in a Christen was also on one. The night
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was odd? Was that a full moon? Pig moon kind of a night?
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It was odd? And she had her facts real wrong, you know
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that. She was like, I've got these secrets and you don't even know
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what he was saying about you, Michelle, and she's like what And she's
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like, but he's gonna divorce you in two months and it's like what,
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no, actually, actually, because Jack's told all of us, He told
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us all that. Jesse said, I would be surprised if we weren't together
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in two months. It's literally the opposite. So it's kind of game of
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telephone. Yeah, in that moment too, like where that was revealed and
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like they're in the hallway right and you can tell Dodie's like here it comes
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the bomb and when she says, it's the only moment where Jesse has a
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true authentic one where he goes, I did not say that, and I
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was like, you're the biggest ass on TV. But in that moment,
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he's like, I didn't say that, and I was like, oh,
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Kristen, you fucked it up. Yeah, I believe this deucebag, Like,
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yeah he told him that moment, you could tell he's like, that's
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not what was said. Yeah, he was honest. Well, I can't
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wait to see what happens next week. I mean, and then think about
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that episode. I know you've already covered this on a previous show, but
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like she was going she spent the whole day with retracted director. Yeah,
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like what you know, So she's I don't know, it's kind of wild.
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Like he's like, yeah, you spent all day with them, and
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then they went out to dinner that night. I'm like, what are you
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doing, buddy? Like, you know, so their marriage is jacked to
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the Jax. It's jaxxed, it's Jack sedup, Jackson Studio city baby,
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it's Jacks. Well yeah, and the fact that if she did have a
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boyfriend for a year, you know, were they separated officially at that time,
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like a whole year. That's a long time. That's a very long
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time, and also a very long time for them to be adding acting like
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they don't know what the problem is in their marriage for the first five episodes
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of this fucking thing. Okay, so did they you know, come on
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this show? Obviously they knew that their marriage was ending, and and why
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would they want to show this like they live? Are they that thirsty that
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they would want to expose themselves in such a dirty way? And yet at
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the same time you're watching Jess he say, you know to Kristen, if
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you say anything that, if you bring out any skeletons that I don't already
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know about my wife, I will fucking bury you. Yeah, what the
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hell that was? That was not a good look. No, he's not
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getting enough shit for as aggressive as he was. He Yes, he's you
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know what, I don't think they're going to be able to have him back
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next year. He the way he barreled through everybody, maybe he won't even
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be back next week. I'm afraid to say anything on here because he might
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hear it and then barrel rolls through me, find me and be like daring
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get in a whole way and here it comes. Well, I'll tell you
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I'm not using him for my real estate ventures in La. I've decided he's
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off my list. He's a career. He ruined his career, ruined his
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career. He's never going to help me buy my eighteen million dollar home.
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Wow, jamie're drinking black coffee, just completely black. That's right, baby,
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Wow, that's great. Can you see before I pour it all over?
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Before I pour it out for my homies, all over my computer.
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I have almond milk in mine. It's vanilla almond milk. I wonder if
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you could have got a deeper glass. What is that a tumbler? Jesus
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Christ. I'll just have my craff of coffee. Oh cute, it's a
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mustad Bread gave me for h Christmas. Yes, Garrett, Garrett, no
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this. You guys are talking about drinking, and I want to talk.
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It prompted me to talk about in that dinner when they were in the dinner
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and everything gets set off. I'm trying to work our way down a good
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idea we have. Yeah. Yeah, how hammered were they? It seemed
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like in that dinner, like in one commercial break they got back and it
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was like was hammered. I was like, whoa, they got a nice
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in trunk this time? Yeah, you're right, because like they go and
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they show up up for Jackson's hair partnership launch with Zions, and so here
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they have this whole thing. What is that? All right? So then
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we'll get to that all right. So then yeah, so they're outside and
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there and Jackson is giving his speech. You know, he's doing the whole
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thing, and so they've got to really linger around for a long time.
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And then the next thing I know, I was like, now a dinner.
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These drunk people need to go home. So that's why because I think
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that I didn't see one or derv served or anything out for that matter,
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you're wrong. What about that one single shrimp that Tom Schwartz it Tom Schwartz
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eight and that Brittany was like, actually, William Park and she had one
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ship? Are you kidding me? Right? I noticed? I was like,
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what is epathetic tray of just one thing? It was like ten single
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shrimps on a would tray And Brittany was like, I will I'll sound have
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that, thank you. And I was like, why are they bring out
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Gary? Did you peep that that the ten single shrimp on a tray.
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I was like, that guy, it was like five single shrimp. I'm
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like, that guy's gonna have to keep going back to the kitchen. You
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know. This is a little bit of a side note, but I hate
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when people come to pass or dirms, like you're at a wedding or something,
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and boy, oh boy, they come very rarely sparse sparsely. I'm
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like, where the fuck are those mushrooms? I got one of them and
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then you just don't see them again for like, yeah minutes. It's really
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tough. I hate when you get one and there's no nap in and then
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you're like, shit, what do I do to do with this now?
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Walking around with the toothpick right, having people and damn chip now eating out
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of my pole. I'm going to be fancy dude. But anyway, yeah,
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there was very few appetizers, but there was a beautiful shrimp moment that
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you missed. Amy, Yes, why you have us on the show season.
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I'm so glad I can't catch every thing. But but getting back to
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Jackx's hair launch, which he is not, He's like unabashedly just calling it
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out, like I need the money I'll make this work. And every cast
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member needed their moment where they could slam him to say he's got the thickest
24:17
hair in Studio City. And this guy he's he's it's a cowlick and he's
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willing to do what it takes. And I love that he's embracing it.
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This is this is what I love. Like, this is the Michigan and
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Jack's he's gonna hustle, he's gonna get he's gonna get out that spray paint
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and he's gonna tell a story, you know, from the port the family
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portrait day, and and when they show the picture of him, he's like,
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I got this bald spot. And then they have like the the editors
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put in the sign an arrow pointing to it Jacks's bald spot, and it's
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like barely there. It's a freaking cow lick. Mm. And the whole
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time he's talking about he's wearing a hat so that he knows he he's so
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he's so obvious. He's like wearing a hat. He's like, yeah,
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So anyway, I started noticing. I'm like, shut the fuck up,
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you would sell anything. He's like, I never understood that it was important
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for good clean ear cleaning. My ear wax was off the chart. Brittany
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would have to get in there with a toothpick. Well guess what now,
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I'm like, he will do anything for money, baby, he loves But
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back to the valley, all right, guys, So we're working our way
28:33
backwards. We've we've gone through the pummeling, the breaking the fourth wall at
28:38
the very end, and we see, you know, we hear Kristen's voiceover
28:42
talking about like I'm not gonna ruin their marriage, I won't be the one,
28:45
and then not but three minutes later, she's like, well, we
28:48
all said it. Yeah, you know, it was so clunky, clunky
28:55
to get us to the goods. Though I love a good to be continued
28:59
up, so you know what that means. But you know, I think
29:02
I don't think that Kristin would have said that necessarily at this point, hadn't
29:07
Jesse come for her, called her irrelevant, come after Luke gotten physical,
29:15
you know what I mean? Like, I don't think she was ready to
29:18
spill it yet, like she was holding on to it. It was gonna
29:21
happen eventually. Yeah, you're right, she was waiting for a classier,
29:27
you know, for lack of a better word, moment to drop the news.
29:30
But yeah, he pushed her to her limit. And she had been
29:34
hinting at it so much, and so had Luke. Luke was like Luke
29:38
Luke saying it all the time. I happen to know all their secrets by
29:41
the way, yea da da da da da da. Like he just was
29:44
like, and by the way, I know everything about their marriage. All
29:47
right, I'm gonna go head over here and talk to this guy. Like
29:48
he was doing a lot of hint dropping himself. He's a messy little bit
29:53
that way. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like they are kind
29:56
of a matchmate in heaven, you know, when they're talking about like moving
30:03
in together, well, actually making his space in La more his because he's
30:10
like, I need a fishing hole, you know, like can we get
30:12
a fishing hole up in this place. I'm sitting there watching it, and
30:17
I say, how loud I'm sitting there out loud. I just go,
30:21
they have fishing in California, Dude, there's a large body of water out
30:26
there. I don't know if I'm yeah, we got a lot going on
30:33
here. Very many great hiking and fishing opportunities, very many great, you
30:37
know, very many great. It was the dumbest, man manlyest stupid thing
30:44
of it. I can't live anywhere unless I am a fishing pole with me.
30:48
I was like, shut your face, dude, Well that's my song.
30:56
Gotta go fishing. Kristen Bye, I'm from Colorado. Let me get
31:00
sam in. I mean truly, yeah, with them, there's something there
31:10
too that I can't put my finger on. That is the oddest thing.
31:12
It's like all this baby talk is so absolutely bitoonrous to me. It's like
31:18
it's like, I hope you put one in me last night. Keep your
31:22
legs in the air. I'm like, this is not appropriate breakfast conversation.
31:26
And like if you if she got pregnant. What's happening with this couple?
31:29
Like we're in some trouble, you know what I mean, Like we don't
31:32
have a solid place to live, we can't decide. Do they even really
31:36
know each other that well? No, but I you know they're gonna go
31:40
They're talking about going to premarital counseling and getting to know each other. They're
31:45
gonna play some get to know you games. I mean, you know what
31:49
this is. What's funny is that like here we are. I mean I
31:52
watched the last season of Love is Blind and like at the end, I
32:00
don't mean to like put it all out there and name drop, but I
32:07
watched I binge four thousand episodes in one weekend. But like, you know,
32:15
with them, I don't even remember. Oh yeah. The whole point
32:17
is that, like, people meet in the weirdest ways these days, and
32:22
with her being on TV, it's not that far of a stretch for her
32:24
to be like, hey, look look at what they're doing on Love is
32:28
Blind. Might as well just get this guy. He seems down with it
32:31
and make it work. Who knows, maybe this wild card will actually be
32:37
the one thing, like the one relationship that sticks for her. But it's
32:42
yeah, sorry, go ahead, Yeah no, it definitely seems that way.
32:45
I think he's become very comfortable with the Lizard, which is a good
32:49
sign. You know, she doesn't let anyone just meet her pet lizard.
32:53
You know that takes a special man. That's over. That's maybe three dates
32:59
before you meet the Liz, And so that seems good. That's a nice
33:01
solid foundage. You got to meet the kids. Get go, Bronx,
33:08
get go. She has yet, Amy, you have tapped onto something for
33:15
me that I am. I'm I'm almost gobsmacked to even think. But whoa,
33:20
where's this going? As you go back through her terrible boyfriends Carter and
33:30
Tom and and like the list goes on and on. Yes, this this
33:37
guy is possibly the first guy I've ever seen on these shows that is not
33:45
annoyed by her. He doesn't tease her, he doesn't roll his eyes,
33:51
he doesn't he doesn't make fun of her for her weird little ways. So
33:55
perhaps he is her mint You're right, Jamie. Honestly, he never seems
34:02
to care that they're in this insane fire that she's created it everything. Doesn't
34:08
don't talk to her like that. And I'm like, yeah, yeah,
34:13
he's showing up to like with like birkenstocks in a fancy dress to the Capri
34:16
party. He's like, I love your outfit. Like there's just he's like
34:21
into her in a way, like he doesn't question it. And she has
34:24
never had a boyfriend on these shows who doesn't roll their eyes at her little
34:31
ways. So wow, I'm I'm I'm gobsmacked by this breakthrough. This could
34:37
be the one. Wow, Jamie really is having a breakthrough. I mean,
34:39
but when they talk, it is funny because she's just like, you
34:44
know, pretty straightforward with him, you know, very straightforward, and he
34:51
is just like, yeah, baite up my hook, you know. I
34:53
mean, he is just ready to go. Is there a baby in there?
34:57
And you know he's just asking questions which he's know the answer to,
35:00
like she doesn't know yet, you know, Yeah, but that's okay,
35:05
that's all right. Uh so, and you know, also from what I
35:07
understand, I believe in real time, I believe Kristen did have a miscarriage.
35:13
Unfortunately. Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that. And they're still together
35:17
as far as we know, I as far as we know. Yeah,
35:22
wow, this could be the one. He's picking it up. He's not
35:25
saying to her, stop blowing up the party. You do this every time.
35:30
He's literally right beside her doing it. It's interesting. He kind of
35:35
always has his eye on her, like is she in the hallway fighting with
35:37
someone? Hold on, I'm there. Yeah, I want to protect her
35:40
crazy ass. Yeah, it's wild. When he was like I need tools,
35:45
I need a fishing boat. I need like a steer, I need
35:51
I need steer. Uh she was like, you don't like my decorations.
35:55
And then those sassy little editors you know, are going around her apartment and
36:01
doing like little still shots of the sage and crystals and pictures strewn about.
36:09
I always want to meet Bravo editors and just quietly shake their hands and be
36:14
like you're you're You're secretly the funniest people on TV. You know that,
36:16
right, You make the funniest episodes of TV of all of us anyone.
36:22
They always know how to make it quite hilarious. I'm just like, that's
36:25
this, that's not true. It was like an episode of Shots of Sunset
36:30
where two gals are out to lunch and I think it was Gigi said something
36:34
kind of wild and the editors had a dog that was on the patio.
36:37
Go. I was like, this is hilarious to me, like the way
36:45
the editors like, he just throwing a dog looking up because she's like yeah,
36:49
and I slept with him too, and the dog was like And also
36:53
Maya on vander Pumps when they're when when they're like the dog knows and it
37:00
their dog was Oliver TikTok. She knows. I know she knows because Maya's
37:04
looking at Rachel like, oh right, yeah, that's right. Yeah,
37:10
all right. I want to go backwards a little further into this episode,
37:15
back to Jackson. Brittany's showing us a glimpse of what's to come. Okay,
37:20
yeah, marotal marital discourse, and Jack's I feel like I'm about to
37:25
cry. I'm under too much pressure that you can see that the cracks coming.
37:31
I liked this scene. I thought it was very exactly what everyone in
37:37
that age group deals with in life. And you know, shout out to
37:43
Firefly Restaurant where you and me and the darlings went for our dinner before we
37:49
went to Jackson's in Studio City that he said he wanted the little tables to
37:54
have the little lamps like at Firefly where we were sitting right before we went
37:59
over to the closed Jackson and Studio City. Anyway, I digress, but
38:04
yes, it was a great because that is the deal, like the amount
38:08
of pressure, mortgage, you know. Brittany was like, SOI we're tried
38:14
next next book and then you know, for a second baby, but we
38:17
know they haven't really been having sex. The mortgage, the pressure not to
38:22
mention, the pressure of a reality star, like where do they go from
38:24
here? And he's just now starting his career over again with this new show
38:30
and opening a bar, which I said at day one on the thread the
38:34
minute it was like Jackson's opening a bar. I go marriage over like remember
38:38
Amy, Yeah, pending a bar with his proclivities for cheating, a great
38:45
location, open an art studio or something. Open a painted wine, don't
38:51
open a bar. Can't I can't have a bar. He can't be the
38:53
owner of a bar. That's bad for marriage. They always go back to
38:58
that clip of when like he's I think he's opening like the sign or whatever,
39:01
and Schwartz is like, hey, dude, you're gonna be single,
39:06
and you can tell. Jack was like, don't see that, but it's
39:08
like he knows. He's like, dude, this is it. I'm telling
39:13
you, like I just went through this, and it's like, yeah,
39:15
dude, that's that's so many businesses. And I thought when Jack's was sitting
39:19
there, he goes, I don't know, I'm just about to cry.
39:22
I was like, cry, you should cry, but you seem to.
39:24
It's okay, you should cry right here right now, do it? Dude?
39:28
Yeah, like grab her, we hug her all in that Britney bosom
39:32
that we all want to be in, you know. Eva. Yeah,
39:37
I felt I felt for both of them. I thought this was an honest
39:40
moment actually between them and did not feel forced. And you just feel bad
39:45
for her. You see her being like I could tell they wanted my help
39:49
and he never let me come in and do anything like, she wants to
39:52
be wanted. It's all so clear to me. The single lady who's never
39:55
been married. Uh, but she wants to be wanted. She just wants
40:00
some affection. He's feeling a lot of pressure and he's feeling trapped, even
40:04
though she didn't trap him. It's it's a marriage. But now you could
40:07
kind of see he's got one foot out the door. It's very very sad,
40:13
knowing what we know now that they are going to break up. It's
40:15
like Michelle and Jesse, You're like, please break up. Brittany and Jackson
40:19
are like, get this train wreck, keep it going, keep the train
40:22
moving. Hope. Do you think there's any hope that they will? I
40:24
mean, like in the in real time, the the the papers, we're
40:31
saying like they've unfollowed each other. There was this rumor going around there that
40:36
Brittany unfollowed, Yeah, that she unfollowed their public Jackson's publicist or their publicist,
40:43
and that Jackson, well, Jackson's publicists were in Canada for something and
40:46
they took a picture together. And there's something I mentioned before. They're they're
40:51
temple touching, you know, when you put your head again someone for a
40:53
picture. And I always don't have a problem with that because I temple touch
40:58
a lot. But I've been that that's not appropriate, and so now I
41:01
probably shouldn't temple touch. But whatever that being said, they're temple touching in
41:06
that and and but here's the other thing Britney posted on her stories just the
41:12
other day, like the day of the show. She was like, I'll
41:15
be up at Jakes's a stidy a city. So I think that they have
41:19
some sort of working relationship where they're still continuing on Is it possible that they
41:24
can get back together because I really want them to? Is that stupid?
41:30
No? I think hindsight is twenty twenty maybe when I say this, But
41:32
like I wish he would kind of look at her and be like, I
41:37
don't need to take this all on. She's clearly a capable person. She's
41:39
a star as well on this same TV show, Like, yeah, she
41:43
can help you with this bar. She's your companion, your partner, Like
41:47
she's not just your wife, buddy, Like she can be everything you know.
41:52
And so I don't know if they are having a working relationship. It
41:55
seems like maybe he maybe saw something and was like, hey, she can
41:59
run things she definitely seems to be able to have some you know, she's
42:02
she runs a business as well. She's you know, not an idiot.
42:06
And so there's the beer cheese, Garen, don't forget the beer cheese.
42:09
She's got ideas in two hours. Oh my god, we gotta get ready.
42:16
Oh my god, mamma's coming. My thought to answer your question is
42:22
they probably could get together, but they probably could make it work. But
42:27
also, you know, for her sake, she might be able to find
42:30
a better guy because she's such a quality person. She's so kind forgiving fun.
42:37
You're right, did you know? She she And think about it.
42:40
He treated her like absolute ship until his dad died, and she was there
42:45
for him. He's he's it's his dad's been passed for a while now,
42:49
it's he's kind of maybe forgotten how how much she how much she was there
42:54
for him in those moments. But the way I think they could survive is
42:59
they are absolute best friends. So there is a chance, like they are
43:04
that kind of couple who does everything in front of each other, does everything
43:07
goes you know the apps. I bet they laugh all the time because again
43:10
she is so accommodating. Yeah, and by the way. This may be
43:19
controversial what I'm about to say. Okay, so we all saw the video
43:25
of Cruz's birthday party with the cake, the table folding, and the cake
43:31
falling off the table. Yes, and Jackson and Brittany are like, oh
43:36
my god, Dakes right and everyone's like, oh no, Well, I
43:42
don't think that Brittany ever aspired to be on reality television. I think she
43:45
aspired to be on America's Funniest Home Videos, and now that she will probably
43:50
make it, I think she's leaving Jacks. That's what I think is happening.
43:54
Controversial. I know, wow, this is okay. I don't know
43:59
what do you? I think that is? Wow? She does that?
44:07
She do? I have all lambs into she doesn't have that a f B
44:15
vibe. You know she's got Oh my god, Jamie definitely grew up being
44:21
a person who was like Bob Sag. It's the most faest person in the
44:24
entire world. Pennsylvania. Wow, that's right, Amy, you really drop.
44:31
You're gonna lose followers over this. I hope you're ready. I hope
44:36
you're ready for what you just said. Oh sorry, Amy, you can
44:42
lend your impression to AI renderings of Brittany. That's how funny they are.
44:49
We love her, you know, that's the thing I hate to watch her
44:52
say. You know, we don't make love and we don't do things.
44:55
It's like you can see she always is on the verge of crying, but
44:59
she always a smiling still. Like she's just such a laid back person.
45:04
There's really not a characteristic that Britney has that I don't like in a human
45:08
being. I feel like I'd love to hang out with her me too,
45:12
It's like impossible, I don't know. And now we've seen her move out
45:17
temporarily at least, and so now she's putting up boundaries and she's making choices.
45:22
So she's really empowering herself, which I think is a great example for
45:28
women today. But here's the thing. JACKX is not stupid. He knows
45:37
how reality television works. He knows and they know at this point how successful
45:40
this show is. I mean, everyone's going bonkers over this show. So
45:45
if he knows where his money is, it's definitely in Brittany and their family
45:51
and their situation that I would really hope, even if just for the sake
45:53
of the show, which actually that would not be a good idea, but
45:57
for the sake of the show that he would work on his marriage. And
45:59
maybe in his mind he's thinking, first season, I'm not gonna say yes
46:02
to counseling. I'm not going to do that. Second season, I'll say
46:06
yes to counseling and we'll get it back together. And I honestly, I
46:08
hate to be so think of him as I think he's premeditated like that,
46:13
and that very well may be the case, which I don't like for Brittany,
46:16
but it could be. Well. He always has two steps ahead in
46:22
regards to this. He's always been that way. He knows like from the
46:27
moment and even when he was talking about his veneers, he's like, my
46:30
face is the moneymaker. He's so egotistical, you know, but he knows
46:32
how to make good reality TV. That's what we've talked about so many times
46:36
on your podcast. He knows exactly what to do. And he unlike Kristen,
46:42
who like faltered through that. She's always tripping and falling. It's always
46:45
that time she fell for me at Wine Country, Like she's like he had
46:52
a boyfriend, Like she knows how to do it too, but she's plunky
46:54
about it and he's slick. He's slick. He definitely knows the cameras are
47:01
on and how to behave in front of the cameras. Kristen just they know.
47:06
To capture Christian's behavior with the cameras, they run after her. Jack's
47:13
runs after the cameras. They just go in a car. Something's crazy is
47:19
about to happen. That's exactly Christens at the elevator banks Go Go Go.
47:25
I always want to tell Kristen, and I say this as just you are
47:30
my Michigan sisters. Yes, yes, her resting face. If she changed
47:37
it, her whole life would change because her resting face is just oh,
47:44
it's just like Kristen, it's the hall cat, you know, that hull
47:47
cat. If you don't have kids. Anyway, when she's looking at you,
47:52
she's just like, oh just my, just just be just straight up
48:00
your face straighten up. But you know who loves it, Luke. He's
48:02
like, that's my bass, that's my that's my that's the face we make
48:13
in Michigan, all right. So that's what it is. I love her
48:17
too. I'm a big fan of hers too. I love this show.
48:21
I think it's so uh you know, I really think it was lightning in
48:27
a bottle. When I first heard about it, I was like, what
48:28
the hell? I don't want to get to know these new people. Now
48:30
I freaking know everything about him and I love it. I'm like, Janet,
48:34
have the baby. But let's see, let's think about some other little
48:37
things that happened in the episode. I want to tell you a factoid that
48:43
you might not know because I watched the vander Pumper Rules after show, and
48:47
so you know Jason, like of Janet and Jason the lawyer. Yeah,
48:53
Sheena hooked up with Jason a while ago, like she hooked up with Here
49:01
we go. I mean Sheina's body count you know it's yeah, number one
49:14
on that body count right there. Yeah that's right. Oh my god.
49:19
I love that. Like the whole John Mayer thing came back up again after
49:22
that, but that I think John Mayer was like stop, like he was
49:25
quoted, please, I don't know this. This has happened in another life,
49:29
Like just stop talking about this. Yeah he did, he would please
49:34
leave me out of this. Thank you. Nia and Danny their house and
49:39
then Jason and Jesse come over to help out with the moving the day bed
49:46
and all those planks that just fell off and they killed me. I've never
49:52
seen less handy men. It was hilarious, like okay, so uh,
49:57
you know they they don't know how to do it, you know what I
50:00
mean? They didn't know how to do it, which I don't know how
50:01
to do things. I'll be ordering a task rabbit with a hot quickness,
50:06
Amy Garrett in your marriages? Who puts together the stuff? Who does?
50:12
Brett? And he's so good at it? And first of all, Brett
50:15
has a great head of hair. He is not He doesn't have any bald
50:19
spots, and his hair is nice and thick. And he puts together all
50:22
of our ship always and does your garage? Has all those tools in the
50:28
garage? He has them all gurage. And he's got like a Cleveland Bears
50:32
poster in there, like Glinn Bears Cleveland Glynn Bears. It's Jamie's. It
50:39
doesn't matter. We're Michigan, all right, Gary Garrett? What about you?
50:44
You or Maggie? Who puts the ship together? I'm secure enough to
50:46
say that my wife does most of you. He has her own tool box,
50:58
and I'm okay with holding the instructions and making sure the screws are organized,
51:07
so you do stand there with her. You're like, this is boring.
51:09
I gotta go outside. Yeah, I'm just she's better at stuff,
51:15
like she'll attack a project, a home project, and she's like, I
51:17
want this door to be a different door. I'm like, we have taken
51:21
off the hinges and no one knows how to do that stuff. I'm intimidated
51:25
by everything. And she's like, nah, we can figure it out.
51:28
And I'm like, if I follow her depot, I'll order like a little
51:32
side table from Amazon. And it's like all you have to do is put
51:37
the legs inside of the holes. And I'm like, this is I can't
51:40
figure this out. And it's like A to A B to B. I'm
51:44
like I need help. I'm like, call in the cavalry everyone over here.
51:49
She wanted to fix it. She wanted to go into like plumbing.
51:51
We had like a leaky dream in the basement and she was like, let's
51:54
let's get on this pipe and I'm like, we are not Mario Brothers.
52:00
She had a wrench. That's a girl though. I love that. I
52:07
love Maggie for that that she is your queen. Yes, Maggie. By
52:12
the way, Garrett, if you don't. Is it okay if I say
52:15
you have twins? Yeah, I can edit this out if it's not okay,
52:20
No, it's great. Yeah, okay. I want to talk about
52:22
about it because there they are. Because I love seeing me and Danny with
52:29
these two little babies and then a toddler. I mean, it's really intense.
52:31
So I know you you've lived that life, Garrett, So I'm glad
52:36
you bring this up because we watched this. We watched this couple, and
52:39
this is my favorite couple right here, because there was a moment she went
52:45
out of town and for like an you know, she had to go make
52:47
that money. Girl like she had to go out of town. And he
52:51
took on those two newborn babies and a toddler by himself, and he was
52:55
like, babe, bye, I got it. And I was like,
52:58
that's a man there. That's a real one right there. If I ever
53:01
meet that dude, I'm like, I've had to do it. It's hard.
53:05
And he's from Michigan. He is he's from Michigan too. Whoa Okay.
53:13
He's a great dad. And I love their little son. Their son
53:15
is so cute. When he comes in, he gives a little fist bump
53:20
the minute that that Jason shows up. I love them as I love their
53:23
marriage. They're both cute, their kids are cute, their marriages, and
53:28
she's having her postpartum thing in respect, I'm glad she's showing it. She's
53:31
showing her true self. And she's such a good person too and so laid
53:37
back. I mean, I guess I do like the women. I do
53:42
like Janet, and I do like I do like Janet, and I do
53:46
like Jasmine. Jasmine, I like both of them. Michelle, I can't.
53:52
I don't. I don't. She's so tense, so tight. But
53:55
when she tried to wrangle that table of people for announcement, it's like,
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this ain't the Chateau Marmont, Honey, you don't have everyone's attention. It's
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not gonna work. Yeah, that's wild, But yeah, that that I
54:09
think that. I think that Nia is such a good mom. There's such
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a great team. I mean, that's the thing. I think having kids
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either brings people together or can bring them apart. I think we're seeing literally
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a couple in Nia and Danny that what Jackson Brittany maybe were in the beginning
54:27
and are falling away from and that Jesse Michelle could not achieve. It's a
54:30
teamwork. It's a teamwork. It's it's literally to raise a kid together,
54:34
it has to be both people involved. Mm hmmm, says I, a
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single woman with no children. You you have a ton of children that are
54:47
obsessed with you and love you. Auntie Jamels Uh very fun. You light
54:52
up the room when Jax is like they had this lunch and I do quotes
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because you know that that was on the production and sheet about I mean right,
55:01
it's like Jackson Jasmine have lunch so they can talk about what's what this
55:07
rumor is, you know, and it's like he just pops in, he
55:10
has a coke and then he leaves. Yes, alan of coke. You
55:16
could tell they have never spoken, never know. That was Yeah, he
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was like, I'm not drinking with this stranger. I'll just have a pop.
55:28
He thought he was just talking to anybody at the bar. And he's
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like, yeah, you know, you know Michelle and Jesse, there's stuff
55:34
going on there. It's like they're like jack was stranger. Yeah, that
55:40
was so obvious. That was pure pandering on the part of the show.
55:45
It's like, well, those two need to get together. We got to
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get Jasmine in there a little bit more, and Jack's father was like,
55:50
fine, I'll do it, give me forty bucks. Like yeah. But
55:52
also they were planning on Jasmine squealing at this mandre On get together, and
55:59
so they set her up with Janet. Janet's like ready for the tea.
56:02
And then they just missed their opportunity to be you know, a polarizing uh
56:09
uh instrument in Jack's and Kristen's plan and they fifit. So Kristen's like,
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oh, well, son of a bitch. Now I guess we all know.
56:19
I guess I have to say it at the elevator Banks because Jackson,
56:22
Jasmine, and Janet all the Jay's dropped the ball. Now I have to
56:25
step up to the plane. And I'd rather be on Vanner Pub rules.
56:30
I'd rather be back. That was so funny. Oh my god. Yeah,
56:37
that but you know, mad respect Jasmine. She didn't want to do
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it. She was like, I'm not I don't blame her not. I
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think that was smart, right. I was like, good for you.
56:44
Wait to stand up for yourself and not be used that way. Yeah,
56:47
I'm not your pond your The whole time, Jacks is just sipping on a
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pop as he loves to love a coach roll. You know, I wonder
56:58
if JACKX has coke or pepsi at his restaurant, and such a good question,
57:06
what are you gonna try to go back? Absolutely so I think he
57:10
would really be like, oh, I would love some mountain dew in my
57:14
own bar, so I gotta go the Pepsi're oute right, it seems like
57:19
he loves mountain dew if he was really gets some faygo up in there.
57:23
Jack's yeah, yeah, yeah, That's what I'm talking about. That's just
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called Michigan. Do you guys have anything else to say about this app Let's
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think at the beginning, like if we're moving our way all the way to
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the beginning of the episode, have you guys ever noticed that in the credits,
57:50
like like Jesse kind of gets leaves thrown in his face a little bit.
57:54
Have you noticed that, like when they're doing the couples, like you
57:58
know, they show Jackson Brittany on the the little cars or whatever. Then
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when they cut to Jesse and he gets like leaves like thrown at him a
58:07
little bit, And I think it's foreshadowing of Oh see this season. It's
58:13
really weird if watch it next time, like, because you're like, why
58:15
does he get like leaves? It's like she's raking and the leaves are just
58:19
like wopped in his face a little bit. And Garrett, what you don't
58:22
realize if you look closely, those leaves are actually divorce papers. Oh and
58:30
he barrel rolls through them. He's like, move through these leaves, just
58:34
the you just have to pause it. Well, Amy, you've got the
58:37
bullet points. Let's do a rapid fire hit down of the bullet points.
58:40
Okay, but I do have one more thing. That was my favorite scene
58:45
of the entire show. Yes, other than the mandre on Hallaway. Jack's
58:51
on a swing set trying to call Danny and he can't get through. And
58:57
these editors are so smart and producers that they left this in. There was
59:01
no reason for them to leave this in. But this was the most realistic
59:07
life situation that people have to deal with, and the frustration of like,
59:13
ah, you're echoing. I'm not allowed to have what'sapp have you? You
59:15
know? You know my reputation, right? Is this a fucking android?
59:20
Android? Like this was all of us and everyone, and they left us
59:22
hearing the echo. It was beautiful. Yeah, they also filmed it like
59:28
in a cinematic. Did you like it was filmed beautiful? Beautiful? It
59:32
was hilarious. I was like, this is a great moment, I know,
59:37
an Emmy Award nominated moment right there. I agree. Yeah, okay,
59:45
so bullet points, Kristin and Luke talk about premarital counseling, blah blah
59:51
blah. He's a floor sitter, needs to be grounded. Jackson Jasmine Jackson
59:54
is called a Danny on the swing set, Michelle had a play Jim with
59:58
Isabella confessional. Yeah that was cute. Okay, that was the first time
1:00:06
I saw her laugh or smile just because what's his name wasn't anywhere around?
1:00:10
He wasn't there, right, Nia and Danny with Jason and Jesse Jackson,
1:00:17
Brittany in golf cart Jackson Studio City Jackson's hair launch dinner and uh and that's
1:00:25
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it. Thank you for mentioning that Jamie, Jamie and I and a selected
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other will watch Mommy Meanest with Us, which is a Lifetime movie that airs
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on I believe May twenty second. Oh, it's a ways away, so
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glorious, starring Lisa Calendars. Yes, set your calendars, dear, it's
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