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- 0:05Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
- 0:18Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello, what's up, darlings. Today is an Atlanta day.
- 0:24Speaker 2: Jamie Moyer is here and she's going to deliver the
- 0:27Speaker 2: good news of Atlanta. The Book of Phaedra has been
- 0:33Speaker 2: popped open.
- 0:34Speaker 3: Thank you. I was almost there the book of verse one.
- 0:38Speaker 3: I heard somebody was looking for me here I go,
- 0:42Speaker 3: oh my god.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Here's her tagline, are you ready? I don't know if
- 0:46Speaker 2: you put this from pendic paper, but I did. I
- 0:51Speaker 2: returned from the dead. Now, let's bury the past for good.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Apollo Barry obviously mortuary Sciences.
- 1:06Speaker 3: Favorite singer. It's an eminem word word game.
- 1:11Speaker 2: It is returned from the dead obviously again another mortuary reference.
- 1:17Speaker 2: But also bury the past with what happened with the
- 1:22Speaker 2: the lies, the lies and lies, the lies, lies, the lies.
- 1:31Speaker 2: I know. Well, well, let's welcome ourselves in welcome, welcome, well,
- 1:36Speaker 2: thank you, thank you. The fact that we are now,
- 1:41Speaker 2: you know, having to discuss I mean we we we
- 1:43Speaker 2: can't relitigate. As Andy would say, in any watch, it
- 1:47Speaker 2: happens live interview or reunion interview, reunion show, like what
- 1:52Speaker 2: happened at that reunion a long time ago? But it
- 1:56Speaker 2: is what it is, and the bottom line is that
- 2:00Speaker 2: she's here, she's back, and we're we're have we embrace now.
- 2:07Speaker 2: The other thing is that it sounds to me like
- 2:12Speaker 2: Angela has heard a little something about it, because she
- 2:20Speaker 2: has been talking and talking, and Phaedra has been hearing
- 2:24Speaker 2: what Angela has been saying, because they have this beef
- 2:28Speaker 2: off camera before they're even shooting that they they're talking
- 2:31Speaker 2: about each other and they're confessionals and they haven't even
- 2:33Speaker 2: like seen each other. Do you know what I'm saying?
- 2:35Speaker 3: Yeah, what was that about? She was like, she's the youngest,
- 2:37Speaker 3: oldest looking person. I was like, Jesus Christ.
- 2:40Speaker 2: Yeah, because I think Phaedra, I think word has gotten
- 2:42Speaker 2: back to Fedra that Angela is not team Phaedra and
- 2:46Speaker 2: is you know, probably knows her past. Obviously, she's been
- 2:51Speaker 2: watching the Housewives for years and she's gonna hold a grudge.
- 2:54Speaker 2: And then when Angela says in her confessional, you know,
- 2:57Speaker 2: I'm willing to just put what I've heard side and
- 3:00Speaker 2: get to know her for who she is, and it's like, yeah,
- 3:03Speaker 2: that's definitely a way of saying I'm not cool with
- 3:06Speaker 2: this lady. We're going to have a problem.
- 3:08Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that a lot of people feel this way.
- 3:10Speaker 3: I think that that even some of the darlings may
- 3:13Speaker 3: have mentioned. It's you know, it's not like everyone can
- 3:15Speaker 3: just get over something so quickly. There is something to
- 3:19Speaker 3: be said for burying the past. If Candy herself can
- 3:25Speaker 3: be cordial to Phaedra, can we all just forgive her
- 3:29Speaker 3: or or move past it? I don't know. Again, it's
- 3:32Speaker 3: a case by case basis. I felt a little I
- 3:35Speaker 3: felt a little better much about the reinvention of Tom
- 3:40Speaker 3: Sanderbal as I do about faedro on traders. It's like
- 3:44Speaker 3: a soft landing for them to re enter society.
- 3:48Speaker 2: Right right, It's like it was like the halfway house.
- 3:51Speaker 2: You know, Yes, brothers were enough.
- 3:59Speaker 3: There's enough criminals. It will have many more visits to
- 4:01Speaker 3: the halfway House, I'm sure.
- 4:02Speaker 2: Over the jes Shaw amazing shot exercising in shot prison.
- 4:07Speaker 3: She's prison exercise leader in shot prison shot. Butt is
- 4:12Speaker 3: looking shop beautiful. Yeah, no time to do anything, but
- 4:17Speaker 3: Squat's up in there and she's doing them.
- 4:19Speaker 2: She's doing them. Okay, we're going to jump immediately and
- 4:25Speaker 2: then we'll go back to the beginning. But we need
- 4:27Speaker 2: to immediately jump to Fedra talking about the business of
- 4:32Speaker 2: the dead, and I will remind us of what she
- 4:36Speaker 2: said in the car. We're already in Granada and Grenada.
- 4:40Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't know which one it is. Grenada, Granada,
- 4:44Speaker 2: Tomato time.
- 4:45Speaker 3: Every time you say it, it sounds right, So just stop. Okay,
- 4:50Speaker 3: all the vacation spot I cannot recall. Right, let me
- 4:53Speaker 3: just see how I would say it. We went on
- 4:55Speaker 3: a vacation in Grenada. Yeah, Grenada.
- 5:00Speaker 2: Say Grenada. Let's say Grenada, especially because we're from Michigan,
- 5:04Speaker 2: so Grenada sounds better.
- 5:05Speaker 3: All right.
- 5:06Speaker 2: So she's in the car. She our gal Phaedra, who
- 5:14Speaker 2: is back? She voice texts this, are you ready for this?
- 5:23Speaker 1: Gratulations?
- 5:24Speaker 2: Friend?
- 5:24Speaker 3: Let me know when I can come with a body.
- 5:27Speaker 3: Who are you sitting at Nada?
- 5:28Speaker 1: The guy that taught me how to invong?
- 5:30Speaker 3: Can you please let me come with you one day.
- 5:33Speaker 3: It's a lot of blood and brain. The film business
- 5:36Speaker 3: is going excellent.
- 5:39Speaker 2: She said in a voice text out loud to everybody.
- 5:45Speaker 3: Congratulations, friend, Let me know when I can come with.
- 5:47Speaker 2: A body, Come fuck with a body, Come fuck with
- 5:51Speaker 2: a body.
- 5:52Speaker 3: Come fuck with a body.
- 5:53Speaker 2: That's what we heard. And I just want to land
- 5:55Speaker 2: there for a few minutes because that's what we've got.
- 5:59Speaker 2: And I am not mad at it, but wow, wow,
- 6:02Speaker 2: you know, I found it disrespectful to speak of the
- 6:06Speaker 2: dead in such a way.
- 6:08Speaker 3: And I found it delightful.
- 6:10Speaker 2: It was it was entertaining, but it was disrespect it
- 6:12Speaker 2: was disrespectfully entertaining.
- 6:14Speaker 3: Well you know what she means, right, yeah, yes, of
- 6:19Speaker 3: course I can fuck with a pot of coffee.
- 6:22Speaker 2: You know.
- 6:22Speaker 3: It's like, you know, I know how to make a
- 6:25Speaker 3: great cup of dough.
- 6:27Speaker 2: So she wants to go and embalm. Okay, so she's embalming,
- 6:33Speaker 2: but she doesn't have her own Does she have her
- 6:35Speaker 2: own funeral home? It's not like she has a funeral home, right,
- 6:37Speaker 2: She's just doing the embalming. She's not to the funeral
- 6:40Speaker 2: home part yet.
- 6:42Speaker 3: No, she she has had a thousand lives. I mean,
- 6:47Speaker 3: at this point I thought she was a still a lawyer.
- 6:52Speaker 3: She's moved on to the funeral home now. But in
- 6:54Speaker 3: my mind, until you just now said this, I thought
- 6:56Speaker 3: it went funeral home lawyer. But you're saying it was
- 6:59Speaker 3: lawyer first.
- 7:00Speaker 2: Yeah, but but she's never not been a lawyer. I
- 7:04Speaker 2: just don't think that she's been practicing.
- 7:06Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean again she's a reality star now as
- 7:10Speaker 3: he's doing much of any of this to be dead.
- 7:12Speaker 2: Asked yes, I mean she doesn't care about anything so
- 7:17Speaker 2: much that when at the very end, at the very
- 7:22Speaker 2: very end, and brit said, I just have to say
- 7:25Speaker 2: one thing, Phaedra, I did invite Apollo and his wife
- 7:30Speaker 2: to my country classic and it was crickets. It was crickets.
- 7:35Speaker 2: Phaedra does not care at all.
- 7:39Speaker 3: Unbelievable. She well, she's she's been through a lot. She
- 7:43Speaker 3: has based the firing squad based on and and rightfully so,
- 7:49Speaker 3: based on what she did, so she had to rebuild
- 7:51Speaker 3: from the ground up. It's a it's a housewife walking
- 7:55Speaker 3: nightmare for someone to join the show, be exposed as
- 7:58Speaker 3: a liar like that, after you you want your whole
- 8:02Speaker 3: you want to be and she is a fun loving person,
- 8:04Speaker 3: but she does lie. I mean SODA's Drew Yeah, waita.
- 8:09Speaker 2: Shemiah calling her Gerinocchio.
- 8:14Speaker 1: Again.
- 8:17Speaker 2: Atlanta. All the Housewives franchise every different city they love,
- 8:23Speaker 2: but especially Atlanta. They love a children's reference slam. Their
- 8:29Speaker 2: go to is a sesame street. They're going big Bird,
- 8:31Speaker 2: They're going snuffle up Agains. They go Pinocchio. They love
- 8:37Speaker 2: a Disney or any a sesame Street reference.
- 8:40Speaker 3: To me a little botox.
- 8:45Speaker 2: Jack and Jill went up the hill and Jack went
- 8:49Speaker 2: to prison, you know, like they love a little.
- 8:53Speaker 3: Old lady who lives in a red bottom.
- 8:57Speaker 2: Yes, oh that's a nice compliment. Actually that was a
- 9:00Speaker 2: good one.
- 9:01Speaker 3: Well, the old lady. They wouldn't like that.
- 9:03Speaker 2: Oh snap, you're so right. I missed it. I was
- 9:06Speaker 2: so excited about the red bottoms.
- 9:09Speaker 3: Mayby, Do you have red bottoms? No?
- 9:11Speaker 2: I do not. I don't know.
- 9:12Speaker 3: God, I need to get you for you.
- 9:15Speaker 2: Every every gal deserves a pair of red bottoms. But also,
- 9:18Speaker 2: at the same time, you don't need a red bottom.
- 9:20Speaker 2: You know, you don't need designer. You don't need it.
- 9:23Speaker 2: Is it would it be a lovely, luxurious gift to
- 9:26Speaker 2: feel like nice? Absolutely, But Jamie, we have each other.
- 9:30Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I know they don't make them. I guarantee,
- 9:33Speaker 3: Oh stop it, you're not. They do not have a
- 9:38Speaker 3: payless ten wide red bottom.
- 9:40Speaker 2: I guarantee you they do, and I guarantee you there
- 9:44Speaker 2: are they. Oh please, ten wide that's nothing. That's nothing.
- 9:51Speaker 2: And you have gorgeous feet, darling talking about these toes,
- 9:55Speaker 2: talk about them.
- 9:56Speaker 3: I know, with a gel pedicure, you see a you.
- 10:00Speaker 2: Do, it's not but when you put the den on
- 10:04Speaker 2: it or the body on it, it just takes a
- 10:06Speaker 2: lot different. But I love it. I love I do
- 10:11Speaker 2: love it. Okay, But let's like circle back to the
- 10:14Speaker 2: beginning when Samiah is with her daughter Shia.
- 10:18Speaker 3: What a sweetheart. Shamia is a good mother. I like
- 10:22Speaker 3: her a lot. She is at she is a sweet
- 10:24Speaker 3: mother and I love this. She was like she's raising
- 10:27Speaker 3: her right and she was saying all the right things
- 10:29Speaker 3: and the and the thing is, Shia had not a
- 10:31Speaker 3: tantrum in sight. And I was like, that's a cute
- 10:34Speaker 3: little sweetheart. Not a bit of a tantrum, not a
- 10:36Speaker 3: bit of a And you know I have tantrums when
- 10:39Speaker 3: I try to get rid of my stuff.
- 10:40Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so hard. And I thought when
- 10:43Speaker 2: Shemiah Shamiyah was like, just just so you know, remember
- 10:48Speaker 2: that these are the things we agreed to get rid of,
- 10:50Speaker 2: I was like, uh, you don't want to remind her.
- 10:52Speaker 3: Like, yeah, that's right.
- 10:54Speaker 2: I thought that that may have been a bit of
- 10:56Speaker 2: a not a misstep by any stretch of the imagination.
- 10:59Speaker 2: Just uh, don't put yourself through this because now you're
- 11:02Speaker 2: gonna have to go through it again with her. But
- 11:04Speaker 2: that was so funny because that reaction was so real.
- 11:08Speaker 2: The all I've done that with Maddie so many times,
- 11:13Speaker 2: Like getting rid of stuff is so hard.
- 11:14Speaker 3: You you get rid of stuff without her express knowledge.
- 11:19Speaker 2: And only some, only some, but very little. And then
- 11:22Speaker 2: what I end up doing is I will put stuff
- 11:25Speaker 2: away and then put it in the garage and she
- 11:29Speaker 2: doesn't know it.
- 11:31Speaker 3: Yeah, and then she doesn't ask about it for like,
- 11:33Speaker 3: because that's the thing. Head of my stepsister said that
- 11:36Speaker 3: my niece has a like photographic memory about the dumbest shit.
- 11:41Speaker 3: She'll be like, you have that piece of paper that
- 11:43Speaker 3: I wrote I'm the school teacher on that had a
- 11:45Speaker 3: pink bow drawn on it, and so she's very they
- 11:50Speaker 3: don't get rid of stuff over there, but they're just
- 11:52Speaker 3: a big house now that they can do that. But
- 11:54Speaker 3: but yeah, it's like it's like that photographic memory. It
- 11:57Speaker 3: breaks your heart, you.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Know, yes, and you know what when we put stuff
- 12:01Speaker 2: in the garage, which is why our garage is such
- 12:03Speaker 2: a mess. She I'm so glad that we haven't gotten
- 12:07Speaker 2: rid of so many things because she's like, hey, where
- 12:10Speaker 2: are my paw patrol guys, and I'm like, oh my god,
- 12:13Speaker 2: I thought you were. You've been out of those for
- 12:14Speaker 2: two years, and all of a sudden she wants the
- 12:17Speaker 2: trolls back or you know, and so for that.
- 12:21Speaker 3: Trolls, Brittany looks like, shit, that's what all the little
- 12:28Speaker 3: dolls say.
- 12:31Speaker 2: Yeah, they always come for the lol dolls too. By
- 12:33Speaker 2: the way, the lol dos dolls and the brats dolls
- 12:36Speaker 2: always get dragged.
- 12:38Speaker 3: Nice hair dazzling.
- 12:44Speaker 2: I was like, you got it.
- 12:45Speaker 1: I know you got something.
- 12:46Speaker 3: I had to dig deep, but you know what you've said.
- 12:48Speaker 3: Tomia just occurred to me. Samia Chamazlmia Mazel.
- 12:58Speaker 2: Also it's Shemiah. So I interviewed the two creators of
- 13:04Speaker 2: Gross Point Garden Society that show on NBC. Jamie, Wow, nice,
- 13:09Speaker 2: how wonderful.
- 13:10Speaker 3: I'm glad they sought you out finally because you're the star.
- 13:16Speaker 2: That is cool though, Jenna Bands and Bill Krebs, and
- 13:19Speaker 2: they're both stunningly humble and incredibly kind. So the interview
- 13:26Speaker 2: is up. It's on the public You guys can listen
- 13:27Speaker 2: to it anytime, and if you haven't Binge watched Gross
- 13:31Speaker 2: Point Garden Society. It's on Peacock. It was on NBC.
- 13:36Speaker 2: All thirteen episodes are on Peacock. Legit such a great show.
- 13:41Speaker 2: The fact that you can binge it is so amazing.
- 13:44Speaker 2: It's a dark comedy, murder mystery, and I'm telling you
- 13:49Speaker 2: it is so well done.
- 13:50Speaker 3: I love it.
- 13:51Speaker 2: And not only the fact that I'm from gross point. Obviously,
- 13:53Speaker 2: I love it for that reason because there's so many
- 13:55Speaker 2: inside jokes, but it is so good. Like if you
- 13:57Speaker 2: love the Desperate Housewives dark comedy.
- 14:00Speaker 3: To say, is that like Desperate Housewives kind of?
- 14:04Speaker 2: Yeah, it has that vibe, but it's and it's like
- 14:07Speaker 2: elevated though too, because it's now in the in the
- 14:09Speaker 2: in you know, we're making it now. But anyway, so
- 14:13Speaker 2: they said, Shemiah Morton came to set, came to set,
- 14:18Speaker 2: she wanted to come to set. She freaking came to
- 14:19Speaker 2: set because they shot it in Atlanta.
- 14:23Speaker 3: Things shoot there. Yeah, maybe she'll want to come to
- 14:26Speaker 3: our set and beyond drama.
- 14:27Speaker 2: Darling, drama darling. So I just wanted I had to
- 14:31Speaker 2: tell you that that was a little exciting.
- 14:33Speaker 3: Well and outside, lets love that you got to talk
- 14:34Speaker 3: to the creators. I haven't gotten onto that show, and
- 14:38Speaker 3: I have not gotten yet onto Mormon Wives, which I
- 14:41Speaker 3: cannot believe where am I? But I am going to
- 14:43Speaker 3: get onto that love Island because it's.
- 14:45Speaker 2: Starting like tonight. Oh yeah, we're doing it. We're doing it.
- 14:48Speaker 2: You guys got Okay, So how did you feel about well,
- 14:53Speaker 2: Shemi And we know she's obviously an incredible person. She's
- 14:56Speaker 2: cooking meals for the homeless. Her impression of her husband
- 14:59Speaker 2: was hilarious.
- 15:00Speaker 3: Hilarious, really funny, and you know that actually happened. It
- 15:04Speaker 3: just sounds right. Jumping out of the car.
- 15:07Speaker 2: Yeah, when Brittany came and dropped off, she was like,
- 15:11Speaker 2: I found out the late notice and I dropped out
- 15:14Speaker 2: and she drops off the toiletpaper and Kleenex and they
- 15:16Speaker 2: make it look like it's so little stuff. I did
- 15:19Speaker 2: not like that, Like, you you bring what you can.
- 15:22Speaker 2: You know, you may not live in a house like
- 15:24Speaker 2: Shemia where you've got rooms of stuff that you can donate.
- 15:28Speaker 2: You know, you might not have this stuff like Kelly
- 15:30Speaker 2: has probably has product.
- 15:31Speaker 3: You know.
- 15:32Speaker 2: I just I kind of felt like they dragged her.
- 15:35Speaker 3: Yeah, don't donation shame peace, thank you, that's donation shamee. However,
- 15:40Speaker 3: if I know it's wrong to donation shame. We bring
- 15:48Speaker 3: what we can. However, you are on the TV show
- 15:53Speaker 3: and we do know you knew about it, and you
- 15:55Speaker 3: can't pop over to the local market and buy some
- 16:00Speaker 3: like Cynthia. Like Cynthia. So it's like, I get it,
- 16:03Speaker 3: but it did feel a little sparse. But let let
- 16:07Speaker 3: that just be what it is. Don't bring it up.
- 16:09Speaker 3: That was not nice to shame her.
- 16:12Speaker 2: Yeah, like let us judge not want not.
- 16:15Speaker 3: Your co stars, let the audience. No, No, it wasn't
- 16:19Speaker 3: right to donation shame. Certainly it felt so petty to
- 16:23Speaker 3: me to do that to her. Yeah, and right on
- 16:26Speaker 3: the heels of that terrible party she threw Britney's Brittany
- 16:29Speaker 3: is floundering right now, she's having Britney's floundering.
- 16:32Speaker 2: I did feel like maybe the event planner had something
- 16:35Speaker 2: to do with it, that she really failed. However, I
- 16:39Speaker 2: did get a d M. I'm not going to say who,
- 16:41Speaker 2: and they were like, no, it's not on the event planner,
- 16:43Speaker 2: So they were throwing it back over on brit.
- 16:46Speaker 3: So you Doum, you're the new DUMI.
- 16:51Speaker 2: I also got another one, tell me is it about me?
- 16:59Speaker 2: At the next drama Darling Patreon zoom. I'll tell you, okay, wooh,
- 17:03Speaker 2: I'll be there, drama darling. Before we go to Granada,
- 17:16Speaker 2: we get two huge things. We get Porsha meeting with Drew,
- 17:20Speaker 2: which is exactly what we need, and we get a
- 17:22Speaker 2: little bit more of Phedra. So we got Porsha meeting
- 17:26Speaker 2: with Drew and when she comes in and she's like,
- 17:29Speaker 2: that is not go naked hair, and then the producers
- 17:32Speaker 2: like she said it was, and she's like, it is
- 17:35Speaker 2: a mixture.
- 17:36Speaker 3: That hair didn't look right either. Right when they I
- 17:38Speaker 3: was like, these cameras are doing Drew so dirty. The
- 17:40Speaker 3: hair was all flying away, and I was like, oh
- 17:42Speaker 3: my god. By the way, Amy, I know we we
- 17:45Speaker 3: have moved past it, but I've just made another revelation.
- 17:48Speaker 3: Much like shemiash Mazo, the reason we're struggling with Granada
- 17:53Speaker 3: is in La we have Granada Hills everyone, and that's
- 17:56Speaker 3: why it is. It is Granada, but our brain and
- 18:00Speaker 3: selling as Granada Hills. Yes, that hair thing was hilarious.
- 18:04Speaker 3: They that lunch. That tea with them was tea. It
- 18:08Speaker 3: was tee and tea.
- 18:10Speaker 2: It was layered tea like we've never teed before. We
- 18:14Speaker 2: teed off and we got so much tea there was
- 18:17Speaker 2: there was tea with the tea. Why couldn't the people
- 18:22Speaker 2: at the teahouse not get her some ginger tea?
- 18:26Speaker 3: That was very strange. And also, uh, it's always funny
- 18:30Speaker 3: to me when someone says I'm easy when they've already
- 18:34Speaker 3: got a tea in front of them and they're ordering
- 18:37Speaker 3: a second tea they complain about. I'm like, that is so.
- 18:40Speaker 3: I love when people do that I'm easy. Whatever you want,
- 18:44Speaker 3: where's the January for the trip to Palm Springs or
- 18:46Speaker 3: need to know? You know what I mean, I'll do whatever.
- 18:48Speaker 3: I don't get up at seven o'clock. I have to
- 18:51Speaker 3: do my walk, my yoga walk. You know, it's like
- 18:53Speaker 3: I'm easy. I'm very LERI of anyone who says I'm easy.
- 18:57Speaker 3: You talk to me, I'm like, I'm difficult Organizeah.
- 19:00Speaker 2: You want to put it out in front, know you.
- 19:03Speaker 2: The people who say that it's easy are the ones
- 19:06Speaker 2: who are the most high maintenance. No, I'm so you
- 19:10Speaker 2: want us to come over for dinner. Oh my gosh,
- 19:13Speaker 2: what do we like? Oh my gosh, we're so easy.
- 19:15Speaker 2: Like we're vegan, I mean other than just like we're vegan.
- 19:18Speaker 2: We're gluten free, like, but we're so we will like
- 19:21Speaker 2: literally eat anything I can't I'm allergic to like cheese
- 19:25Speaker 2: and nuts and like all acidic thing. But like we're
- 19:28Speaker 2: so easy, you know. However, I needed this scene like
- 19:35Speaker 2: nobody's business. The fact that Porsche filmed with Ralph.
- 19:39Speaker 3: Is such the serve up.
- 19:42Speaker 2: We're even now and now I will meet with you,
- 19:45Speaker 2: and now I will meet with you because.
- 19:48Speaker 3: Now I will meet with you. And also how about
- 19:52Speaker 3: this the way that Porsche revealed the name of who
- 19:57Speaker 3: she thinks that Drew is fucking only for Drew to
- 20:00Speaker 3: immediately reveal a name on Porsia, a name so incendiary,
- 20:06Speaker 3: so volatile and explosive that they have to blanket out.
- 20:13Speaker 3: I was like, this is tea time. I don't care
- 20:16Speaker 3: how much cups, y'all are messing up because you're landing
- 20:19Speaker 3: cup after cup of good television, up after cup of
- 20:25Speaker 3: good TV.
- 20:26Speaker 2: Their facial reactions to when they would serve it the
- 20:31Speaker 2: shock Drew, she can she can play with the best
- 20:36Speaker 2: of them.
- 20:36Speaker 3: Okay, she can.
- 20:38Speaker 2: She can play with Portia, she sure does. She can
- 20:42Speaker 2: fuck with she can fuck with a real housewife of
- 20:44Speaker 2: she can fuck with an og real housewife Bobby. Now
- 20:48Speaker 2: she they were saying the name future. Okay, well, yes,
- 20:55Speaker 2: they were saying future. I am I wrong, because that's
- 20:59Speaker 2: what I saw. I never can read lips, but I
- 21:02Speaker 2: saw future and I saw future. I saw the future
- 21:04Speaker 2: of future in those lips. Every single time. They were
- 21:07Speaker 2: literally like the future.
- 21:09Speaker 3: And I was like rakn like I could. I was
- 21:11Speaker 3: like Foraco, like I couldn't. But I didn't think of future.
- 21:14Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, Well now we must google look at
- 21:18Speaker 3: this drops a bombshell and Drew's love life your producer,
- 21:21Speaker 3: can y'all take that out?
- 21:24Speaker 2: This This is on a website called Distractify. It's May
- 21:28Speaker 2: fifth five. It says star Porsha Williams ex Simon Guibadia
- 21:34Speaker 2: insinuated she had an affair with Future, so Simon brought
- 21:39Speaker 2: it out and that's where the rumors came from, and
- 21:44Speaker 2: that must have been where Drew heard about it.
- 21:48Speaker 1: Wow.
- 21:49Speaker 3: Well, I do want to say I've made a mistake
- 21:54Speaker 3: that future is not in migos. But what an upsetting
- 21:57Speaker 3: thing to have revealed on television. But that was Drew
- 22:02Speaker 3: bringing tea right like at the minute that Porsia said.
- 22:06Speaker 3: Because also, wasn't it interesting you know, maybe you aren't
- 22:08Speaker 3: messing with Dennis since you're messing with Black and then
- 22:11Speaker 3: they're then Brable starts showing pictures and stuff. So like
- 22:15Speaker 3: there's there's obviously where there's smoke, there's fire.
- 22:17Speaker 2: On that right, and you know what that's That's the
- 22:21Speaker 2: thing is that Drew is in a very precarious situation
- 22:24Speaker 2: because she's obviously we know, going through a divorce. Yeah
- 22:28Speaker 2: she's good.
- 22:30Speaker 3: What oh man?
- 22:35Speaker 2: So no, I'm so laser focused on like the future
- 22:39Speaker 2: of it all. And so she has got so much
- 22:43Speaker 2: to worry about. She doesn't want anyone to find out
- 22:46Speaker 2: if she is dating this quote unquote person that you know,
- 22:50Speaker 2: if that's happening, that'll interfere with her custody.
- 22:53Speaker 3: So again, you're on a reality show, babe, So maybe
- 22:55Speaker 3: don't talk because everyone's talking. Atlanta is on fire about this,
- 23:02Speaker 3: you know, everyone's talking. So it's like, carefal I mean,
- 23:05Speaker 3: can you not just keep it in your panies for
- 23:08Speaker 3: a little bit longer?
- 23:10Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, I say that all the time when
- 23:13Speaker 2: there are kids involved, Like I really do.
- 23:15Speaker 3: I mean I do, But you say the phrase keep
- 23:18Speaker 3: it in your panties.
- 23:19Speaker 2: Every day, every day, pick up and drop off in school.
- 23:22Speaker 3: I say it to all, you know, opportunity people say,
- 23:25Speaker 3: keep it in your pants? Why can't women have it?
- 23:27Speaker 3: Keep it in your panties?
- 23:27Speaker 2: Okay, I agree, I agree with you it.
- 23:31Speaker 3: I'm gonna make it happen.
- 23:31Speaker 2: I'm gonna I like that phrase. But I honestly think
- 23:34Speaker 2: that like Portia is denying and he just says she
- 23:38Speaker 2: doesn't even know future you know, I'm like, all right,
- 23:42Speaker 2: so it's one hundred percent.
- 23:43Speaker 3: Is an Atlanta based rapper do to the fact that
- 23:45Speaker 3: I just googled migos and I made that. I feel terrible.
- 23:48Speaker 3: I should be more focused.
- 23:50Speaker 2: It's okay.
- 23:50Speaker 3: Here is an Atlanta based wrappers offset.
- 23:54Speaker 2: It's all right, It's okay, Jamie. So I mean, here
- 23:58Speaker 2: is Porsha coming to the table and being like, why
- 24:03Speaker 2: did She's like, it was never about you and Dennis,
- 24:06Speaker 2: which is a lol. From beginning to end, it was
- 24:11Speaker 2: never about you and Dennis, and Drew couldn't even let
- 24:13Speaker 2: her finish her sentence because she was like, okay, wait
- 24:15Speaker 2: already that statement is just ridiculous. But Porscha had to
- 24:18Speaker 2: get the sentence out, which was if you wanted to
- 24:22Speaker 2: clear the air about it, you know, why didn't you
- 24:26Speaker 2: just say you were dating Black? And why didn't you
- 24:30Speaker 2: just go out there and say it? And then Drew's
- 24:33Speaker 2: face and then she popped back with the future thing.
- 24:36Speaker 3: My god, Oh that smoking Dennis. It's like a smoking
- 24:40Speaker 3: gun smoking Dennis. You know now, I understand a absolutely.
- 24:47Speaker 3: I believe that she's only messing with Dennis for her
- 24:50Speaker 3: music and for to stay on the show. For to
- 24:53Speaker 3: stay on the show, you know what I mean too.
- 24:56Speaker 3: But so then I was like, oh, they haven't messed
- 24:59Speaker 3: to each other with each other. Dennis hasn't tried to
- 25:02Speaker 3: sleep with Drew either. I don't think there was a
- 25:04Speaker 3: I used to think maybe there was a Yeah, I
- 25:06Speaker 3: never thought there was. I thought maybe late night at Okay, no, of.
- 25:10Speaker 2: Course that would make the most sense. But you know,
- 25:13Speaker 2: I already know, you already know we didn't. Hey, Jamie,
- 25:17Speaker 2: what about the part when Portia said something that was
- 25:22Speaker 2: uh pretty I don't know. It sounded like it would
- 25:25Speaker 2: hurt Drew by saying that Dennis only filmed with her
- 25:32Speaker 2: for two reasons, to promote the music and to clear
- 25:37Speaker 2: the air that they never slept together. And Drew's like, oh, okay,
- 25:41Speaker 2: like it. It made it seem I don't know, it
- 25:45Speaker 2: felt like if I were Drew, I would feel like
- 25:48Speaker 2: kind of hurt by that. Yeah, anyway, she came in
- 25:51Speaker 2: guns of blazing. So anyway, needless to say, they it
- 25:55Speaker 2: did not go well. And then when the server came
- 25:57Speaker 2: back and said, oh, she made you black tea, Andrew's
- 26:01Speaker 2: like no, And I was kind of like, why why
- 26:08Speaker 2: are you coming back with black tea? Though, but the
- 26:10Speaker 2: fact that it was black tea and her alleged boyfriend's
- 26:14Speaker 2: name is black. And then in Portia's freaking confessional, she
- 26:18Speaker 2: was like, that is definitely her black tea.
- 26:22Speaker 3: It was amazing. But I was proud of Drew for
- 26:25Speaker 3: for coming getting they call it getting a lick back
- 26:28Speaker 3: on her.
- 26:29Speaker 2: She got a look she did, we have got to
- 26:34Speaker 2: fast forward to this trip to Grenada and uh and
- 26:39Speaker 2: and you know what when they are at this dinner,
- 26:42Speaker 2: because I just have to jump there for a second
- 26:45Speaker 2: because here's the thing.
- 26:47Speaker 3: This.
- 26:48Speaker 2: You know, obviously, when we're gonna reset, we're gonna renew,
- 26:51Speaker 2: We're going to rebirth. This is this is the whole
- 26:54Speaker 2: thing that Kelly wants. And she starts with Shamia and
- 26:58Speaker 2: Drew and like, argument is ridiculous. And honestly, Shimiya needs
- 27:03Speaker 2: to stop this. There's nothing there they the lapdog thing
- 27:08Speaker 2: is because it's just it's obvious. But the but Samiyah
- 27:13Speaker 2: is accusing Drew of saying something in a way that
- 27:16Speaker 2: she didn't say it, that we all heard it differently
- 27:19Speaker 2: and it wasn't a bad thing. They could have totally
- 27:21Speaker 2: worked it out, and it just it's just stupid. It's
- 27:23Speaker 2: just dumb.
- 27:24Speaker 3: So it's that that pay for Polar's college thing is
- 27:28Speaker 3: so dumb. I've already said it on the show. I
- 27:31Speaker 3: get it in theory. It sounds worse than it is.
- 27:35Speaker 3: It was actually a compliment. It was like, you're going
- 27:37Speaker 3: to have enough, We're going to make so much money
- 27:39Speaker 3: on this record. Which let a person say that about
- 27:41Speaker 3: their record, Samia Drew. They need the they need people
- 27:45Speaker 3: to be excited about their projects. You know that was dumb.
- 27:49Speaker 2: Shamia still has it in her head that Drew said
- 27:53Speaker 2: I will be able to pay for It's like, no, anyway.
- 27:56Speaker 3: You have the producers roll it back. I'm sick of
- 27:58Speaker 3: the Drew sham mea fight, me too.
- 28:00Speaker 2: I got we moved on.
- 28:02Speaker 3: Angela keeps catching strays all.
- 28:04Speaker 2: Over the place, jumping in front of the Bullets Jamie.
- 28:10Speaker 3: She's like, it's my eight year anniversary, and everyone's like,
- 28:12Speaker 3: you could go to hell.
- 28:14Speaker 2: Even her husband Charles was like, I mean, we'll see
- 28:18Speaker 2: that next week when she came back from your trip.
- 28:21Speaker 3: Go to hell. Let's let me cook the dinner.
- 28:24Speaker 2: When she was there, she's like, it's my anniversary and
- 28:27Speaker 2: I'm here, and I'm like, he's probably so happy, like
- 28:31Speaker 2: to not have to sell. I'm sorry, but it's true.
- 28:34Speaker 3: All right.
- 28:35Speaker 2: So we finally get Drew and Porsche. I couldn't believe it,
- 28:40Speaker 2: but dang, they made it to the end, and Drew apologizes.
- 28:44Speaker 2: This is the whole thing that we said in the beginning.
- 28:45Speaker 2: I'm like, why didn't she just text her? And she
- 28:48Speaker 2: apologized legitimately for that. I'm sorry. I thought that you
- 28:52Speaker 2: were under the impression because I was in the impression
- 28:54Speaker 2: that Dennis told you. But I could have texted you
- 28:57Speaker 2: and I didn't, and I'm sorry.
- 28:59Speaker 3: Yeah. And then Drew was still about her because she
- 29:02Speaker 3: texted Porsa so many times and she never responded. She
- 29:05Speaker 3: tried to talk to her. As Drew's point, I tried to.
- 29:07Speaker 2: Tell you, well, she tried to get together with her.
- 29:11Speaker 1: She didn't.
- 29:12Speaker 2: She could have just said in the text, hey, I
- 29:15Speaker 2: just want to since you haven't been we haven't been
- 29:17Speaker 2: able to get together, I just need to say yeah overtext,
- 29:21Speaker 2: I'm working with Dennis. I just want to make sure
- 29:23Speaker 2: you know that and you're cool.
- 29:25Speaker 3: Yeah. But also, no matter what, I do not stand
- 29:27Speaker 3: by that Drew should film with Dennis. I think that
- 29:30Speaker 3: was a bad look bad. I agree with Daddy's no baby, daddy, no,
- 29:36Speaker 3: keep the baby's fathers out of your your filming. But
- 29:40Speaker 3: I do think that that what a lick back to
- 29:42Speaker 3: have Ralph on. And the filming with Ralph was way
- 29:45Speaker 3: worse than that Dennis, because Dennis didn't say shit about Porsicha.
- 29:49Speaker 3: Ralph was like Drew's a liar and a cheater, She's
- 29:51Speaker 3: stubbed boyfriend like he was, Like I was, like Ralph
- 29:55Speaker 3: is Ralph is the most annoying. I've said it, but
- 29:58Speaker 3: I'll say it again. You have to to be careful
- 30:00Speaker 3: who you have children with because she's tied to that
- 30:03Speaker 3: man and he is so fucking annoying. Yes, is a
- 30:09Speaker 3: mess and can be a mess.
- 30:14Speaker 2: I have to pick something up right here. Can you
- 30:16Speaker 2: just hold on one second. I'm gonna pause it, Okay,
- 30:19Speaker 2: I had to grab something because at this dinner in Granada,
- 30:25Speaker 2: Kelly basically has this rose Courtz that she's saying, like
- 30:29Speaker 2: when things start to get you know, a little bit,
- 30:32Speaker 2: you know, volatile, and they're arguing, she holds up the
- 30:35Speaker 2: rose Courts and she's like, whoever, you know you have
- 30:38Speaker 2: to talk when you're holding this. So it was like,
- 30:41Speaker 2: rose Quartz, I have some of that. I just remember
- 30:45Speaker 2: Jamie gave me this entire box. Rose course, it is
- 30:52Speaker 2: an entire box.
- 30:54Speaker 3: Jesus. It was like, rich, where did I get that?
- 30:57Speaker 3: It's like, I know hens, those.
- 31:00Speaker 2: Quarts so heavy, and I need to like share. Do
- 31:04Speaker 2: you have any rose Quartz?
- 31:07Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
- 31:08Speaker 2: It's only for my friends that okay, well I need
- 31:10Speaker 2: to share this. I need to like bring this. I
- 31:12Speaker 2: should have brought this the other day anyway, So you
- 31:16Speaker 2: guys rose quartz, I'm holding it up.
- 31:20Speaker 3: Well, now let's look real quick. There's a reason. We're
- 31:23Speaker 3: gonna read the first thing and then we'll go. But
- 31:25Speaker 3: this is it. We're gonna leave everyone with this rose quartz,
- 31:31Speaker 3: and I'm gonna say rose quartz benefits. Rose Quartz often
- 31:36Speaker 3: called the stone of love. Oh leave to offer numerous benefits,
- 31:41Speaker 3: primarily related to emotional healing, relationship harmony, and promoting self love.
- 31:48Speaker 3: It's also associated with improving sleep, relaxation, and even skin
- 31:55Speaker 3: care health.
- 31:56Speaker 2: Oh I'm gonna rub it on my skin right now.
- 31:59Speaker 3: But I got that my friend Dame, who's my best
- 32:02Speaker 3: friend and I love her. She's mine, Kelly Flor.
- 32:08Speaker 2: Kelly, Kelly, I do love you.
- 32:11Speaker 3: Kelly. Kelly's Amy's real number one, but I'm her number two.
- 32:15Speaker 2: Well, Denise is your number one, So I'm your number two.
- 32:19Speaker 3: You're my number You're my number one, Amy. I say
- 32:23Speaker 3: that on Denise's podcast another podcast, Happy Birthday.
- 32:29Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Happy birthday, Denise. So I will I really really,
- 32:34Speaker 2: oh my gosh. I also just want to say that
- 32:37Speaker 2: Portia and Shamiah, they they did kind of clear the
- 32:43Speaker 2: air there with everyone in front of everyone, and it
- 32:47Speaker 2: was really good that Porscha was like, we talked about it,
- 32:50Speaker 2: We've moved on, and then Kelly was like Rose Courts,
- 32:53Speaker 2: now we all move on, you know, So that was
- 32:56Speaker 2: really good. We I feel like everyone got through most
- 32:59Speaker 2: of their stuff except for the stupid argument between Drew
- 33:02Speaker 2: and Shamia and then that'll go away. Oh and Angela
- 33:06Speaker 2: and Phaedra will continue. We'll see how that goes.
- 33:08Speaker 3: I need to talk to you about that later because
- 33:09Speaker 3: I didn't even know they had a So you're saying no,
- 33:11Speaker 3: I don't either. I'm just saying I'm not in a
- 33:13Speaker 3: real time there was something has happened between them, but
- 33:15Speaker 3: we haven't seen it yet. Is that what you're saying.
- 33:17Speaker 2: I think Faedra over. I think faeder heard through gossip
- 33:21Speaker 2: that Angela is gossiping about how much she doesn't like
- 33:24Speaker 2: Phaser for what she did to Candy. That's my guess.
- 33:29Speaker 3: Can I also do a shout out to Kelly for
- 33:31Speaker 3: that uh outfit? Oh my god, that was so wild
- 33:37Speaker 3: like this he had like like like flesh colored nipple
- 33:41Speaker 3: pads and a see through thing. I do love that.
- 33:44Speaker 2: I love Kelly. I love her outfits. Like she's breathing
- 33:50Speaker 2: new life into Atlanta in such a great way. I mean,
- 33:54Speaker 2: I like this season.
- 33:55Speaker 3: I said it before, I'll say it again. I think
- 33:58Speaker 3: it's good you You will emanated some of my favorite housewives,
- 34:01Speaker 3: and I'm still looking forward to watching. I could watch Kelly,
- 34:05Speaker 3: Samia Porsche Drew and one other Kelly Samia Porsche Drew.
- 34:14Speaker 2: Oh bra Cynthia Phaedra.
- 34:19Speaker 3: Phaedra, I do love Cynthia. I do love Cynthia, but
- 34:22Speaker 3: I love Cynthia. What about what Cynthia was talking about
- 34:25Speaker 3: having sex with her new younger Gati.
- 34:27Speaker 2: Oh my god, I like that. I loved that And
- 34:31Speaker 2: it makes so much more sense now because she and
- 34:34Speaker 2: Luana are really good friends and she was just on
- 34:37Speaker 2: Love Hotel and like this this past episode coming in
- 34:41Speaker 2: and giving advice and stuff like that, and it was
- 34:44Speaker 2: you just kind of like, don't really hear too much
- 34:46Speaker 2: about her dating life. So I was loving this. Just
- 34:49Speaker 2: recap Love Hotel over on Patreon. You guys, how about
- 34:53Speaker 2: Kelly's happy ending?
- 34:54Speaker 3: No, I mean, come on, she was like that was
- 34:58Speaker 3: really inference that she's had a happy and.
- 35:00Speaker 2: Not the first housewife to admit that, Vicki Gunn Wilson
- 35:04Speaker 2: the first housewife to admit she's had a happy ending, unexpected, unexpected?
- 35:10Speaker 2: And then what else did when they were traveling to
- 35:14Speaker 2: the airport.
- 35:19Speaker 3: Did I give you a PTSD for your Paris trip?
- 35:23Speaker 2: Oh my god? Yeah, because my bags didn't come on
- 35:25Speaker 2: my honeymoon. Yeah, I know, yeah, you know what it
- 35:29Speaker 2: made me think. Shimiya like handled that so well. She
- 35:34Speaker 2: just was like, I don't know, you know what though.
- 35:36Speaker 3: Amy, don't don't don't say you didn't handle the well
- 35:39Speaker 3: you did, but also think about it. Shemia was with
- 35:41Speaker 3: eight girlfriends were at too. What are you gonna wear
- 35:44Speaker 3: one of his wrestling t shirts out in Paris? And
- 35:47Speaker 3: I know, I know that was a mess. You know,
- 35:50Speaker 3: my stepsister is a firm believer in packing one change
- 35:54Speaker 3: of clothes and a carry out.
- 35:55Speaker 2: I did have that, so I did save myself. In
- 35:57Speaker 2: my carry on, I had all of my toiletries and
- 36:00Speaker 2: I had a change of clothes and several things in
- 36:03Speaker 2: there because I was worried about that.
- 36:05Speaker 3: Good. Well, and that's what, darlings, that we did for
- 36:07Speaker 3: Amy and Brett. We we went, We pre ahead ordered
- 36:11Speaker 3: them a seven course right meal at a French restaurant.
- 36:16Speaker 3: Oh my god, we went. We really worked hard to
- 36:19Speaker 3: get them like a present for their wedding that could
- 36:23Speaker 3: be given to them on a honeymoon at a restaurant
- 36:25Speaker 3: that somehow we found. How the hell did we be because.
- 36:28Speaker 2: My mom, my mom, Okay, so you my mom connected
- 36:33Speaker 2: you with somebody who lives there that my mom works
- 36:37Speaker 2: with through her old boss who has a place there,
- 36:40Speaker 2: which is where we stayed, and so she got in
- 36:44Speaker 2: touch with my mom and then you guys were wondering.
- 36:47Speaker 2: So she gave you guys options to choose from, and
- 36:50Speaker 2: that's how.
- 36:51Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, And there were like three options and
- 36:53Speaker 3: we picked that one and then you went and had
- 36:55Speaker 3: the meal there and you told us every course how
- 36:58Speaker 3: good it was.
- 36:58Speaker 2: We have all the pictures, you guys. It was the
- 37:01Speaker 2: most unbelievable experience of our lives. I mean we were
- 37:04Speaker 2: there for like seven hours.
- 37:06Speaker 3: It was.
- 37:08Speaker 2: By the way, Pelly, I had a pair of pink
- 37:13Speaker 2: pants that I had that I wore on my way
- 37:17Speaker 2: to Paris, like in the plane, and so since I
- 37:21Speaker 2: didn't have like pants for the first like, we went
- 37:23Speaker 2: to the gap and I went shopping and stuff like
- 37:25Speaker 2: that eventually, but I was just wearing those pink pants
- 37:27Speaker 2: all around.
- 37:29Speaker 3: That's Very's very People everywhere were like, I love a
- 37:33Speaker 3: pink pinc pins again is cute. Yeah, it's a girl
- 37:37Speaker 3: with the pink pants. It's like the girl with the pearlery.
- 37:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 37:41Speaker 2: Someone probably painted me. Okay, wait, so I want to
- 37:44Speaker 2: say one more thing, Kelly, and how sad it is
- 37:47Speaker 2: that her like her, well, her publicist who was like
- 37:51Speaker 2: her best friend called her ex and he's just not
- 37:54Speaker 2: co parenting. It's just a mess, and I feel so
- 37:56Speaker 2: bad for her, so I just want to know.
- 37:57Speaker 3: And the cameraman wasn't doing her any favors in that
- 38:00Speaker 3: moment by like showing us a cute little moment with
- 38:02Speaker 3: the girls. And it's sad as hell. But those girls
- 38:06Speaker 3: are going to have a beautiful life because she's an
- 38:08Speaker 3: entrepreneur and she's an excellent mother. Yeah, and a lot
- 38:11Speaker 3: of times, you know, let's face facts, he's in rough shape.
- 38:16Speaker 3: Do you really want them around that? You know what
- 38:18Speaker 3: I mean?
- 38:18Speaker 2: I completely agree with you. That's such a great point.
- 38:22Speaker 2: That's such a great point, Okay.
- 38:24Speaker 3: Because I have my degree in great points, and that's
- 38:26Speaker 3: why I am a correspondent. I'm the best Bravo Recap
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- 38:37Speaker 3: Come over to tear twos. You can see my hair today.
- 38:39Speaker 3: It looks pretty cute, I thought.
- 38:41Speaker 2: Actually it really does, you do? Okay, we gotta get out,
- 38:50Speaker 2: Welcome out.
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